1 00:00:04,784 --> 00:00:06,619              Previously on                 The L Word: Generation Q...     2 00:00:06,661 --> 00:00:09,456            Sophie Suarez,                     will you marry me?          3 00:00:09,497 --> 00:00:11,458       -[Sophie]   Yes. Yes. Yes.        -[Alice]   Why are you hanging out  4 00:00:11,499 --> 00:00:13,043           -at a sports bar?                      -I bought it.            5 00:00:13,084 --> 00:00:14,544          And I'm gonna make it                    a gay bar again.          6 00:00:14,586 --> 00:00:16,004            Can I trust you                    to run this place?          7 00:00:16,046 --> 00:00:17,672                [Tess]                       You fucked my girlfriend,      8 00:00:17,714 --> 00:00:19,382         and you want to know                 if you can trust me?         9 00:00:19,424 --> 00:00:21,885            [Shane]   I hope             I can make it up to you one day.  10 00:00:21,926 --> 00:00:23,219     You jeopardized the campaign.    11 00:00:23,261 --> 00:00:24,763          I'm painfully aware                     of that fact.            12 00:00:24,804 --> 00:00:26,347           Angie called me.           13 00:00:26,389 --> 00:00:27,724        Is there a part of you        14 00:00:27,766 --> 00:00:29,684         that still wants her?                  You can tell me.           15 00:00:29,726 --> 00:00:31,561                 [Nat]                          I want you and her.         16 00:00:31,603 --> 00:00:32,979                [Shane]                      So, you're a throuple now?     17 00:00:33,146 --> 00:00:34,564         [Finley]   She's, like,                 a super cold hot lady.       18 00:00:34,606 --> 00:00:35,857               [Sophie]                      You know who else is hot?      19 00:00:36,024 --> 00:00:37,859              -Bette Porter.                  -[Dani]   You can't deny        20 00:00:37,901 --> 00:00:39,569           that she's special.         21 00:00:39,611 --> 00:00:41,905      -I want you to talk to me.         -I don't have anything to say!    22 00:00:41,946 --> 00:00:43,073     Carrie asked me to marry her,    23 00:00:43,114 --> 00:00:45,283           -and I said yes.                     -Congratulations.          24 00:00:45,325 --> 00:00:47,243                [Grace]                     Have you told that sweet boy    25 00:00:47,285 --> 00:00:49,579          that you love him yet?              'Cause he loves you, too.      26 00:00:49,621 --> 00:00:51,414        [Finley]   You should've               been there for her today.      27 00:00:51,456 --> 00:00:52,749         -She really needed you.                 -[Dani]   She knows          28 00:00:52,791 --> 00:00:54,042        I'm fucking tapped out                     right now.              29 00:00:54,084 --> 00:00:55,585    I-I'm giving her all I've got.    30 00:00:55,627 --> 00:00:56,961          [Bette]   Are you sad                about her getting married?     31 00:00:57,003 --> 00:00:58,088                [Angie]                          Yeah. A part of me         32 00:00:58,129 --> 00:00:59,089        always hoped that you two      33 00:00:59,130 --> 00:00:59,839         would get back together.      34 00:00:59,881 --> 00:01:01,091           Please, don't go.          35 00:01:01,132 --> 00:01:02,342               You have                   a really wonderful daughter,     36 00:01:02,383 --> 00:01:04,177                and I love                     spending time with her.       37 00:01:04,219 --> 00:01:06,179         [newsman]   Jeff Milner                will be the next mayor.       38 00:01:06,221 --> 00:01:07,722       -[Bette] What are those?             -[Shane] Divorce papers.       39 00:01:07,764 --> 00:01:09,224               [Quiara]                      You're incapable of loving     40 00:01:09,265 --> 00:01:11,101      anyone but your fucking self.    41 00:01:11,142 --> 00:01:12,435           -[Macklin whines]                    -[Nat]   You tried           42 00:01:12,477 --> 00:01:13,812  to make it work with my ex-wife    43 00:01:13,978 --> 00:01:15,730          because you thought                it would make me happy.       44 00:01:15,772 --> 00:01:16,940             -I love you.                           -Just me?              45 00:01:16,981 --> 00:01:18,525                 [Nat]                               Just you.              46 00:01:18,566 --> 00:01:20,276    -[Scott]   You must be a new fan.            -Yeah. I'm Micah.          47 00:01:20,318 --> 00:01:22,779         -I'm José's husband.                 -[Rodolfo]   I'm afraid        48 00:01:22,821 --> 00:01:24,614         when things get hard,                she's gonna leave you        49 00:01:24,656 --> 00:01:25,949             because, uh,                    that's what she knows.        50 00:01:25,990 --> 00:01:27,242                [Dani]                        Dad, we love each other.      51 00:01:27,283 --> 00:01:29,244        -And we're good together.                    -[moans]               52 00:01:29,285 --> 00:01:31,079       -Are you gonna tell Dani?                  -[Sophie] No.            53 00:01:31,121 --> 00:01:32,247    -It's never gonna happen again.           -Let's get married.         54 00:01:32,288 --> 00:01:33,456         You've always wanted                   to go to Hawaii.           55 00:01:33,498 --> 00:01:34,833          We can go tomorrow.         56 00:01:34,874 --> 00:01:36,459     I'm going home. To Missouri.     57 00:01:36,501 --> 00:01:37,585           My flight's tonight.        58 00:01:37,627 --> 00:01:38,920               [Sophie]                          You're my person.          59 00:01:39,087 --> 00:01:41,631              You're, like,                    the best part of my day.      60 00:01:41,673 --> 00:01:43,258       I love the shit out of you.     61 00:01:43,299 --> 00:01:44,634               [Finley]                        I love you, too, man.        62 00:01:44,676 --> 00:01:46,970                [Dani]                      I just want to be your wife.    63 00:01:47,011 --> 00:01:48,596  But I'll always be here for you.  64 00:01:48,638 --> 00:01:50,765            upbeat pop music         65 00:01:50,807 --> 00:01:52,183              [attendant]                       Welcome you to board        66 00:01:52,225 --> 00:01:54,310            our nonstop flight                     to Kansas City.           67 00:01:54,352 --> 00:01:56,980           Final boarding call               for flight 1256 to Honolulu.    68 00:01:57,021 --> 00:01:59,607                [Dani]                            And I love you.           69 00:01:59,649 --> 00:02:01,943           I love you so much.         70 00:02:03,153 --> 00:02:08,199                 Help me,                   I don't know how to begin      71 00:02:10,201 --> 00:02:14,497              Never thought                  that I would let you in       72 00:02:14,539 --> 00:02:18,418   But you're the one I choose     73 00:02:18,459 --> 00:02:21,171           I belong with you         74 00:02:21,212 --> 00:02:23,339            So if you love me,                     let me know             75 00:02:23,381 --> 00:02:25,967              We don't have                      to fall so fast           76 00:02:26,009 --> 00:02:27,468              Take it slow           77 00:02:27,510 --> 00:02:29,888             Unless you want                     to hold me close          78 00:02:30,054 --> 00:02:33,349               We can make                      a good thing last          79 00:02:33,391 --> 00:02:34,684              Don't let go           80 00:02:34,726 --> 00:02:36,519             You know perfect                     is impossible            81 00:02:36,561 --> 00:02:38,146         But you got me hoping       82 00:02:38,188 --> 00:02:39,355   If the world is burning down   83 00:02:39,397 --> 00:02:42,984       You're the one I'm holding   84 00:02:43,026 --> 00:02:45,695              Don't let go           85 00:02:45,737 --> 00:02:47,363            There you are.            86 00:02:47,405 --> 00:02:49,032               [Sophie]                                Hi.                 87 00:02:49,073 --> 00:02:51,201           -Oh, my God. Wow.                       -[chuckles]             88 00:02:51,242 --> 00:02:53,578        You look so beautiful.        89 00:02:53,620 --> 00:02:54,746              [chuckles]              90 00:02:54,787 --> 00:02:57,373  Um, so do you. You look amazing.  91 00:02:57,415 --> 00:02:58,708               Come on.               92 00:02:58,750 --> 00:03:00,627            [Rodolfo]   Well,                 first of all, I know I speak    93 00:03:00,668 --> 00:03:03,338       for everyone in this room         when I say that we are so happy  94 00:03:03,379 --> 00:03:05,924        you didn't get married                     in Hawaii.              95 00:03:05,965 --> 00:03:07,425              -[laughter]                           -Because               96 00:03:07,467 --> 00:03:10,053     we would hate to have missed              this magic moment.          97 00:03:10,094 --> 00:03:13,056        The more I know Sophie,       98 00:03:13,181 --> 00:03:15,725      -the more impressed I am...                -[woman whoops]           99 00:03:15,767 --> 00:03:18,561         ...by her generosity,                   her integrity.            100 00:03:18,603 --> 00:03:19,896      [people murmuring quietly]      101 00:03:20,063 --> 00:03:22,148             You all know                   how much I love   mi hija.       102 00:03:22,315 --> 00:03:25,902       The most important thing            to me is Dani's happiness.      103 00:03:25,944 --> 00:03:28,238         And I have to say...         104 00:03:28,279 --> 00:03:30,531      I've never seen her happier              than she is today.          105 00:03:30,573 --> 00:03:32,408      [people murmuring, aahing]      106 00:03:32,450 --> 00:03:33,910               Sophie...              107 00:03:33,952 --> 00:03:36,162       -welcome into our family.                 -[woman whoops]           108 00:03:36,204 --> 00:03:37,247        [applause and cheering]       109 00:03:37,288 --> 00:03:38,414               -Brindemos.                         -[woman] Yay!            110 00:03:38,456 --> 00:03:39,916         To my daughter, Dani,        111 00:03:39,958 --> 00:03:42,627     and my new daughter, Sophie.     112 00:03:42,669 --> 00:03:46,089    May you find joy and happiness           in one another forever.       113 00:03:46,130 --> 00:03:47,590          [people murmuring]          114 00:03:47,632 --> 00:03:49,968                 -Salud.                           -[all]   Salud.            115 00:03:50,009 --> 00:03:51,594             Cheers, baby.            116 00:03:51,636 --> 00:03:54,555                I could be                   fucking anything I want       117 00:03:54,597 --> 00:03:58,059             Yes, I'm driven,                  I use what I'm given        118 00:03:58,101 --> 00:04:00,895             And I'm feeling                  just a little obsessed       119 00:04:00,937 --> 00:04:02,563             I need to have          120 00:04:02,605 --> 00:04:04,315         - A talk with myself              -[distant siren wailing]       121 00:04:04,357 --> 00:04:07,402              I never listen                   when you say I can't        122 00:04:07,443 --> 00:04:11,072       Oh, what, I got a good gut   123 00:04:11,197 --> 00:04:13,283             Maybe you and I                    should have a talk         124 00:04:13,324 --> 00:04:15,451       - Or not talk, never talk                  - Not talk             125 00:04:15,493 --> 00:04:17,036                - Never                        - 'Cause I'm high         126 00:04:17,078 --> 00:04:18,413                [Shane]                             This it?               127 00:04:18,454 --> 00:04:20,832   And I'm not coming down soon   128 00:04:22,834 --> 00:04:25,086            Hit the fast lane,               smoke on the freeway...       129 00:04:25,128 --> 00:04:26,462                [woman]                              Hello.                130 00:04:26,504 --> 00:04:27,880                [Eddie]                            What's up?              131 00:04:27,922 --> 00:04:29,799         -[woman] How are you?                 -[Shane] I'm good.          132 00:04:29,841 --> 00:04:31,801                [woman]                              Eddie.                133 00:04:31,843 --> 00:04:33,469               Aw, shit.              134 00:04:33,511 --> 00:04:34,554             Shane, right?            135 00:04:34,595 --> 00:04:35,805            -[Shane] Eddie.                         -Mm-hmm.               136 00:04:35,847 --> 00:04:37,307            -How you doing?                    -[Eddie] I'm good.          137 00:04:37,348 --> 00:04:38,808       We call you Wannabe Eddie                  around here.             138 00:04:38,850 --> 00:04:40,310               Oh, yeah?                    All right, I'll take it.       139 00:04:40,351 --> 00:04:42,145     -Yo, is Cujo hypoallergenic?                  -Oh, yeah.              140 00:04:42,270 --> 00:04:43,813        -He's good. He's good.              -All right, he better be.      141 00:04:43,855 --> 00:04:45,273       If I start sneezing, both         of y'all can get the fuck out.    142 00:04:45,315 --> 00:04:47,567               -Come on.                         -Come on, Mack.           143 00:04:47,608 --> 00:04:49,986          Man, I been waiting               a long time to meet you.       144 00:04:50,028 --> 00:04:51,654             -Is that so?                            -Yeah.                145 00:04:51,696 --> 00:04:53,364    I been hearing a lot about you.           People keep saying          146 00:04:53,406 --> 00:04:54,657       we're the white and Black             versions of each other.       147 00:04:54,699 --> 00:04:56,034           Oh, okay. So it's                like looking in a mirror.      148 00:04:56,075 --> 00:04:57,327           Yeah, we'll see.           149 00:04:57,368 --> 00:04:59,329              -[chuckles]                          -Since Tess             150 00:04:59,370 --> 00:05:00,913    works for both of us, I figured       it'd be a good opportunity      151 00:05:00,955 --> 00:05:02,373       to finally meet your ass.      152 00:05:02,415 --> 00:05:04,792           -All right. Yeah.                  -[Eddie] Grab a seat.        153 00:05:04,834 --> 00:05:06,336  Well, I hope I don't disappoint.               Thank you.              154 00:05:06,377 --> 00:05:08,338       -[Eddie] Yeah, we'll see.                 -How you doing?           155 00:05:08,379 --> 00:05:10,631     How you doing? How you doing?                 What's up?              156 00:05:10,673 --> 00:05:13,468           -It's ten racks.                       -Yeah, yeah.             157 00:05:13,509 --> 00:05:15,219          [club music continues]       158 00:05:15,261 --> 00:05:16,471     We definitely gon' count it.     159 00:05:16,512 --> 00:05:17,930        Well, I'll be insulted                    if you don't.            160 00:05:17,972 --> 00:05:19,515                [Eddie]                              Uh-huh.               161 00:05:19,557 --> 00:05:20,808        Do me a favor and, uh,        162 00:05:20,850 --> 00:05:22,935        -just behave yourself.                     -I'll try.              163 00:05:22,977 --> 00:05:25,021           A'ight, we good.           164 00:05:26,564 --> 00:05:27,857                [Tess]                                Okay.                165 00:05:27,899 --> 00:05:30,610    Everyone knows why we're here.    166 00:05:30,651 --> 00:05:32,362     It's no-limit Texas Hold'em.     167 00:05:32,403 --> 00:05:34,364                                      168 00:05:34,405 --> 00:05:36,366            -How you doing?                  -I'm good. How are you?       169 00:05:36,407 --> 00:05:38,576                [Shane]                         Good, thank you.           170 00:05:39,660 --> 00:05:40,703           What's your name?          171 00:05:40,745 --> 00:05:41,871                -Chloe.                          -[Chloe] Chloe.           172 00:05:41,913 --> 00:05:44,665         -[Shane] Chloe, huh?                        -Chloe.               173 00:05:44,707 --> 00:05:46,125     Chloe, Chloe. Hi, I'm Shane.     174 00:05:46,292 --> 00:05:48,002       -Nice to meet you, Shane.               -Nice to meet you.          175 00:05:48,044 --> 00:05:49,962            You let me know                if you need anything else.      176 00:05:50,004 --> 00:05:51,714          -All right, I will.                      -Thank you.             177 00:05:51,756 --> 00:05:53,383                [Chloe]                          You're welcome.           178 00:05:53,424 --> 00:05:54,884           upbeat rock music         179 00:05:54,926 --> 00:05:57,428                                      180 00:05:58,763 --> 00:06:00,223        -[Nat] Okay, bye, guys!                -[whistle blowing]          181 00:06:00,264 --> 00:06:01,265              -Love you!                          -[Alice] Bye!            182 00:06:01,307 --> 00:06:02,392       Sorry about the waffles.       183 00:06:02,433 --> 00:06:04,477                 [Nat]                     Have a good day at school!      184 00:06:04,519 --> 00:06:06,771            [horns honking]           185 00:06:06,813 --> 00:06:09,190      What is this person doing?      186 00:06:09,232 --> 00:06:10,691     What are you doing? Move up.     187 00:06:10,733 --> 00:06:14,529              -[laughing]                  -Move up, you motherfucker!     188 00:06:14,570 --> 00:06:17,073            Well, I'm glad                    you think I'm funny.         189 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:19,367         Huh? N... Oh, no, no.                I was just rereading         190 00:06:19,409 --> 00:06:20,701               the draft                    I sent to the publisher.       191 00:06:20,743 --> 00:06:23,538            Oh, okay, yes.                 Laughing at your own joke.      192 00:06:23,579 --> 00:06:27,083     -Yes. That makes more sense.          -Do we still like the title     193 00:06:27,250 --> 00:06:28,668        "Lube, Boobs and Tubes"                  for the chapter           194 00:06:28,709 --> 00:06:30,920      -on my ovarian cyst? Yeah?                   -Oh, yeah.              195 00:06:30,962 --> 00:06:33,172         -For sure. For sure.                        -Okay.                196 00:06:33,339 --> 00:06:34,757         And then when you're                a best-selling author,        197 00:06:34,799 --> 00:06:36,426  you can have your own lube line.  198 00:06:36,467 --> 00:06:37,760                 -Wow.                            -[horn honks]            199 00:06:37,802 --> 00:06:39,053           -I think we're...                       -Let's go!              200 00:06:39,095 --> 00:06:40,596              ...kind of                   getting ahead of ourselves      201 00:06:40,638 --> 00:06:41,931       with the lube, but yeah.       202 00:06:41,973 --> 00:06:43,433            [horns honking]           203 00:06:43,474 --> 00:06:44,934      Why isn't this line moving?     204 00:06:44,976 --> 00:06:47,228              'Cause that                    would just be too easy.       205 00:06:47,270 --> 00:06:50,022    Fucking hetero soccer mom. Go!    206 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:54,444      You know what would be fun?     207 00:06:54,485 --> 00:06:56,612                 What?                208 00:06:56,654 --> 00:06:58,072            A real quickie.           209 00:06:58,114 --> 00:06:59,282               -Really?                              -Yeah.                210 00:06:59,323 --> 00:07:01,325             -In the back?                      -Get back there.           211 00:07:01,367 --> 00:07:03,453            -But the kids.                         -Who cares?             212 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:05,496              Go, go, go.             213 00:07:05,538 --> 00:07:07,540           -[car door opens]                    -[Gigi] Morning.           214 00:07:07,582 --> 00:07:09,625              -[chuckles]                        -Hey, Gigi. Hi.           215 00:07:09,667 --> 00:07:11,627           Wow. Happy to see          216 00:07:11,669 --> 00:07:13,671             you're still                    super into public sex.        217 00:07:13,713 --> 00:07:15,047               [laughs]               218 00:07:15,089 --> 00:07:17,550         Wait, is she kidding?              Have you always liked...?      219 00:07:17,592 --> 00:07:18,759           What do you want?          220 00:07:18,801 --> 00:07:20,678                [sighs]               221 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:22,013         To get back together.        222 00:07:22,054 --> 00:07:23,848              [laughing]              223 00:07:23,890 --> 00:07:25,183                 -Oh.                      -I'm kidding. I'm kidding.      224 00:07:25,224 --> 00:07:26,476             -[muttering]                         -I'm joking.             225 00:07:26,517 --> 00:07:27,643                 Wow.                 226 00:07:27,685 --> 00:07:29,145           I'm dropping off                   Eli's class cupcakes.        227 00:07:29,312 --> 00:07:30,980            Do you want me                   to bring yours in, too?       228 00:07:31,022 --> 00:07:32,398             Oh, fuck me.             229 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:34,192             -You forgot.                            -Yeah.                230 00:07:34,233 --> 00:07:35,485                -I did.                              -Okay.                231 00:07:35,526 --> 00:07:36,986               -Oh. I...                       -Well, I'll just...         232 00:07:37,028 --> 00:07:38,821         I'll have his teacher                 cut these in half.          233 00:07:38,863 --> 00:07:40,490      You know what? I have gum.      234 00:07:40,531 --> 00:07:41,908              -Oh, nice.                        -I have almonds.           235 00:07:41,949 --> 00:07:44,660                 -I--                       -Uh, I'm good. Thank you.      236 00:07:45,453 --> 00:07:46,829        I will let you guys...        237 00:07:46,871 --> 00:07:48,498         Just trying to help.         238 00:07:48,539 --> 00:07:52,001     ...get back to your car sex.     239 00:07:52,043 --> 00:07:53,628              You know...             240 00:07:53,669 --> 00:07:56,839        there's plenty of room                     back here.              241 00:07:56,881 --> 00:07:59,800         It can easily fit...         242 00:07:59,842 --> 00:08:00,968                three.                243 00:08:01,010 --> 00:08:02,595                -Okay.                                -Wow.                244 00:08:02,637 --> 00:08:03,763              -Not funny.                            -Yeah.                245 00:08:03,804 --> 00:08:04,722             -Okay, well--                      -Have a good day.          246 00:08:04,764 --> 00:08:07,016           Have a good day.           247 00:08:08,684 --> 00:08:12,021      -She took two pieces. Two!               -She winked at me.          248 00:08:12,063 --> 00:08:14,482         -She's a real menace.         -What are we gonna do about her?  249 00:08:14,607 --> 00:08:16,943         Put a chip in her ear            so we know when she's close?     250 00:08:16,984 --> 00:08:19,654       No, she needs a project.        You know, something to focus on.  251 00:08:19,695 --> 00:08:21,822          Or someone. [gasps]         252 00:08:21,864 --> 00:08:23,783                 -Yes.                      -She needs a girlfriend.       253 00:08:23,824 --> 00:08:25,159                 Yes.                 254 00:08:25,201 --> 00:08:26,827        Someone else's problem.       255 00:08:26,869 --> 00:08:29,497           -Yes! Okay, see?                       -Oh, my God.             256 00:08:29,539 --> 00:08:31,999        This is why I love you.        Because you have the best ideas.  257 00:08:32,041 --> 00:08:34,043           -I do. Thank you.                     -You really do.           258 00:08:34,085 --> 00:08:35,586             [horn honks]             259 00:08:35,628 --> 00:08:36,587           -[doorbell rings]              -[Bette] Of course I'm aware     260 00:08:36,629 --> 00:08:38,130     of what a huge platform it is    261 00:08:38,172 --> 00:08:39,715       and what a life-changing             opportunity it could be.       262 00:08:39,757 --> 00:08:42,468        I'm just still weighing                    my options.             263 00:08:42,510 --> 00:08:43,803                -Hello.                         -Where's Carrie?           264 00:08:43,844 --> 00:08:45,304            -She's coming.                           -Okay.                265 00:08:45,346 --> 00:08:47,056          She's just parking.         266 00:08:47,098 --> 00:08:49,517               [scoffs]                     Well, as I... as I said,       267 00:08:49,559 --> 00:08:52,061            I haven't made                   my final decision yet.        268 00:08:52,103 --> 00:08:54,814     Well, there are other things        that we would need to discuss.    269 00:08:54,855 --> 00:08:56,732            This afternoon?           270 00:08:56,774 --> 00:08:58,859       Uh, yes, I think I could              come in this afternoon.       271 00:08:58,901 --> 00:09:01,737       You know, wh-why don't I                 send you a-a text          272 00:09:01,779 --> 00:09:03,155       with some possible times.      273 00:09:03,197 --> 00:09:06,576           All right. Yeah.            And you can just get back to me.  274 00:09:06,617 --> 00:09:08,911         All right, terrific.                  Till then. Bye-bye.         275 00:09:08,953 --> 00:09:10,496       -I'm so sorry about that.                    -Please,               276 00:09:10,538 --> 00:09:11,956     -don't apologize. [chuckles]                  -[chuckles]             277 00:09:11,998 --> 00:09:13,833              -Oh, Bette.                          -Hi, honey.             278 00:09:13,874 --> 00:09:15,626             -Carrie, hi.                        -I'm so sorry.            279 00:09:15,668 --> 00:09:18,170         I nicked your mailbox             on the way up the driveway.     280 00:09:18,212 --> 00:09:19,880                [Tina]                      Honey, it's not that bad.      281 00:09:19,922 --> 00:09:21,173    Listen, if you got some paint,    282 00:09:21,215 --> 00:09:22,592     I could touch it up for you,                  no problem.             283 00:09:22,633 --> 00:09:24,051         -Oh, no. That's okay.                   -I'm so sorry.            284 00:09:24,093 --> 00:09:25,052        -[Tina] See? It's fine.                   -I really am.            285 00:09:25,094 --> 00:09:26,554      Man, that hill is a bitch.      286 00:09:26,596 --> 00:09:27,888            -[Bette] Yeah.                      -[Tina chuckles]           287 00:09:27,930 --> 00:09:29,432      It can be. You didn't need               to bring anything.          288 00:09:29,557 --> 00:09:31,892          -I made a frittata.                -[Carrie] Oh, how nice.       289 00:09:31,934 --> 00:09:34,895          I had a Groupon for             this little Vietnamese bakery    290 00:09:34,937 --> 00:09:37,356        -down the street. Yeah.               -[Bette] Oh. Groupon.        291 00:09:37,398 --> 00:09:38,733                -Yeah.                        -Got a lot of stuff.         292 00:09:38,774 --> 00:09:40,610            I have no idea                     what any of it is.          293 00:09:40,651 --> 00:09:42,403           -[chuckles] Okay.              -Do you have a cutting board?    294 00:09:42,445 --> 00:09:45,489            -Uh, yes, sure.                          -Great.               295 00:09:45,531 --> 00:09:48,242       Whoever was on the phone            sounded pretty aggressive.      296 00:09:48,284 --> 00:09:50,536         Ugh. Isaac Zakarian.         297 00:09:50,578 --> 00:09:53,706     Wants me to join his gallery             as managing director.        298 00:09:53,748 --> 00:09:55,750           -You're kidding.                       -Who's that?             299 00:09:55,791 --> 00:09:58,711             [laughs] He's                an international megadealer.     300 00:09:58,753 --> 00:10:00,796          I mean, pretty much          the biggest in the world, right?  301 00:10:00,838 --> 00:10:01,964              That he is.             302 00:10:02,006 --> 00:10:03,466            -[Carrie] Wow.                 -[Tina] Bette used to refer     303 00:10:03,507 --> 00:10:05,134     to him as the Armenian devil.    304 00:10:05,176 --> 00:10:07,637            Oh, isn't that                    a little bit racist?         305 00:10:07,678 --> 00:10:09,472           Uh, I don't think                    I ever said that.          306 00:10:09,597 --> 00:10:10,973         [Carrie] Yeah, well,               that's the kind of thing       307 00:10:11,015 --> 00:10:12,475        that could've cost you               the election, you know?       308 00:10:12,516 --> 00:10:14,226  Yeah, but I never said it, so...  309 00:10:14,268 --> 00:10:15,311       I mean, that must've been                horrible for you,          310 00:10:15,353 --> 00:10:16,729           losing like that.          311 00:10:16,771 --> 00:10:18,898           I mean, what that               must've been like for you,      312 00:10:18,939 --> 00:10:21,025     -I can't even imagine. Right?                -[muttering]             313 00:10:21,067 --> 00:10:22,151             What, honey?             314 00:10:22,193 --> 00:10:24,111             No, I just...                     Since Hillary lost,         315 00:10:24,153 --> 00:10:25,821               you know,                     it's all I think about.       316 00:10:25,863 --> 00:10:27,657     These women losing elections.               It's not right.           317 00:10:27,698 --> 00:10:29,325      Well, nobody likes losing.      318 00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:31,661          [Carrie] Actually,                I'm a pretty good loser.       319 00:10:31,702 --> 00:10:34,163               You know,                    public defender and all.       320 00:10:34,205 --> 00:10:37,124          I give it my best,                   and then I move on.         321 00:10:37,166 --> 00:10:39,418      Do you have a better knife?           This one's kind of dull.       322 00:10:39,585 --> 00:10:41,170            -[Bette] Sure.             -Um, does Angie know we're here?  323 00:10:41,212 --> 00:10:43,172                [Bette]                          Uh, I told her.           324 00:10:43,214 --> 00:10:44,674              Hey, Angie?             325 00:10:44,715 --> 00:10:46,634          I think, you know,              you guys should start, so...     326 00:10:46,676 --> 00:10:48,177         Be easier for Angie.         327 00:10:48,219 --> 00:10:50,304  [quietly] Yeah, easier for Angie           or easier for you?          328 00:10:50,346 --> 00:10:52,181             -[Angie] Hey.                    -[Carrie] Hey, honey.        329 00:10:52,223 --> 00:10:53,516             -[Angie] Hi.                    -[Tina] There you are.        330 00:10:53,557 --> 00:10:55,184                 -Hi.                           -Good to see you.          331 00:10:55,226 --> 00:10:56,894    -It's good to see you, too. Hi.          -[Tina] Hi, sweetie.         332 00:10:56,936 --> 00:10:58,312           Good to see you.           333 00:11:01,899 --> 00:11:03,275           Did someone die?           334 00:11:03,317 --> 00:11:04,652              -[laughter]                             -No.                 335 00:11:04,694 --> 00:11:06,696              I told you                    she was gonna think that.      336 00:11:06,737 --> 00:11:08,364         -I know. She said it.              -I said it word for word.      337 00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:10,116             -You said it.                  -No, everything is fine.       338 00:11:10,157 --> 00:11:11,701                 Yeah.                339 00:11:11,742 --> 00:11:13,035      We just want to talk to you              about our wedding.          340 00:11:13,077 --> 00:11:16,205         Yeah. We're thinking               of doing it kind of soon.      341 00:11:16,247 --> 00:11:18,124                 Okay.                342 00:11:18,165 --> 00:11:20,376       Is that a doughnut or...?      343 00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:21,877               Kind of.                  But there's meat in the middle.  344 00:11:21,919 --> 00:11:23,713              -[chuckles]                -I made your favorite frittata    345 00:11:23,754 --> 00:11:25,339           -if you want it.                     -Great. Awesome.           346 00:11:25,381 --> 00:11:27,049            I'll have both.           347 00:11:27,091 --> 00:11:29,927      So, we're... We're thinking          about doing it this summer      348 00:11:29,969 --> 00:11:31,721           in Palm Springs.           349 00:11:31,762 --> 00:11:33,180            -[Carrie] Yep.                            -Mm.                 350 00:11:33,222 --> 00:11:35,057         And we're gonna have              a chicken and waffle truck      351 00:11:35,099 --> 00:11:37,017       at the end of the night,           so all your friends can come.    352 00:11:37,059 --> 00:11:38,894      Anyone you want. [chuckles]     353 00:11:38,936 --> 00:11:40,771                Mm-hmm.               354 00:11:41,772 --> 00:11:44,024          -[Bette] You okay?                         -Yeah.                355 00:11:44,066 --> 00:11:45,860             Yeah, I'm...             356 00:11:45,901 --> 00:11:47,486           -Okay. [chuckles]                     -[Carrie] Good.           357 00:11:47,653 --> 00:11:49,196    -Look. I knew she'd be excited.                 -Okay.                358 00:11:49,238 --> 00:11:50,281                Right?                359 00:11:50,322 --> 00:11:52,074  It's a lot, I know. It's just...  360 00:11:52,116 --> 00:11:54,410       It's not too soon, just,       361 00:11:54,452 --> 00:11:56,537            um, that you're                    the first to know.          362 00:11:56,579 --> 00:11:58,038                -Yeah.                               -Yeah.                363 00:11:58,080 --> 00:11:59,957     They-they wanted to tell you                 all together.            364 00:11:59,999 --> 00:12:01,876     Right. Your moms and me, like        the Three Amigos. [chuckles]     365 00:12:03,961 --> 00:12:05,755            You don't have                 to take it all in at once.      366 00:12:05,796 --> 00:12:07,506            No. No, no, no.                    No, that's not it.          367 00:12:07,548 --> 00:12:09,759      Um, you know... [stammers]      368 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,844            it's just weird                     that I'm gonna...          369 00:12:11,886 --> 00:12:14,430         meet Carrie's family                before I know anything        370 00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:16,515       about this other, like...      371 00:12:16,557 --> 00:12:18,100            big part of me.           372 00:12:18,142 --> 00:12:20,770          -What part of you?               -What do you mean, sweetie?     373 00:12:21,729 --> 00:12:22,688                 Um...                374 00:12:22,730 --> 00:12:25,441        you know, uh, my donor.       375 00:12:28,068 --> 00:12:30,571          I thought you said                it was a friend of yours.      376 00:12:30,613 --> 00:12:31,781          He wasn't a friend.         377 00:12:31,822 --> 00:12:33,282  He was just someone that I knew,  378 00:12:33,324 --> 00:12:35,075     and we had an agreement that           he would remain anonymous      379 00:12:35,117 --> 00:12:36,285        -until Angie turned 18.                 -He was an artist          380 00:12:36,327 --> 00:12:37,953     that Bette knew and... Yeah.     381 00:12:37,995 --> 00:12:39,622        -[Bette] You knew that.             -Yeah, I-I know, I know.       382 00:12:39,747 --> 00:12:42,458        Um... but I still want            to know more about who I am.     383 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,126         Of course, of course.        384 00:12:44,168 --> 00:12:46,128            But, you know,                if you still feel that way...    385 00:12:46,170 --> 00:12:48,297           -When you're 18.               -...when you turn 18, right,     386 00:12:48,339 --> 00:12:49,632      then we wouldn't stop you.      387 00:12:49,673 --> 00:12:51,884      But, um, you're not 18 yet.     388 00:12:53,469 --> 00:12:55,554       It's just one more year.       389 00:12:57,515 --> 00:13:00,267           You know, Angie,               I did one of those DNA tests     390 00:13:00,309 --> 00:13:02,102      where they swab your mouth              and you send it away         391 00:13:02,144 --> 00:13:04,230         and they tell you all           about your ancestry, you know?    392 00:13:04,271 --> 00:13:06,023            -[Angie] Yeah.                         -Turns out              393 00:13:06,065 --> 00:13:08,317     I'm a hundred percent Irish,            which was not a shock.        394 00:13:08,359 --> 00:13:11,987    But I, uh, I found a whole lot         of cousins down in Florida.     395 00:13:12,029 --> 00:13:13,739              All of them                   were-were so kind to me.       396 00:13:13,781 --> 00:13:15,407           One of them owns                     a Jet Ski store.           397 00:13:15,449 --> 00:13:16,951                -Yeah.                               -Right?               398 00:13:16,992 --> 00:13:18,828           And he had every              famous person in Florida there    399 00:13:18,869 --> 00:13:20,496    in the store-- even had Obama.    400 00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:21,831              -[laughing]                  -He has a picture like this     401 00:13:21,872 --> 00:13:22,915      with his arm around Obama.      402 00:13:22,957 --> 00:13:24,792           -[laughing] Yeah?                      -Who I heard             403 00:13:24,834 --> 00:13:26,585         is ten percent Irish,         which means we could be cousins.  404 00:13:26,627 --> 00:13:28,003           Think about that.          405 00:13:28,045 --> 00:13:30,506     That's-that's... that's cool.               Can I do that?            406 00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:32,258                -Um...                               -Um...                407 00:13:32,299 --> 00:13:33,592                well...               408 00:13:33,634 --> 00:13:34,760                 N-No.                409 00:13:35,845 --> 00:13:38,180    [Tina] You know what, sweetie?              Why don't you let          410 00:13:38,222 --> 00:13:40,558        me and your mom-- we'll            talk about it after we eat.     411 00:13:40,766 --> 00:13:42,142             -Yeah, sure.                  -Let's just talk about it.      412 00:13:42,184 --> 00:13:43,853       Sure. It's not a big deal                   either way.             413 00:13:43,894 --> 00:13:46,939         Just, you know, um...        414 00:13:47,731 --> 00:13:49,859            -Look at this.                           -Yeah.                415 00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:52,027       Look, it's cut so nicely.      416 00:13:52,069 --> 00:13:53,988           -It's so doughy.                   -So doughy. [laughs]         417 00:13:54,029 --> 00:13:55,030          Did she make them?          418 00:13:55,072 --> 00:13:57,199           -It's impressive.                  -Well, no, actually.         419 00:13:57,241 --> 00:13:59,869        She-she had a Groupon.        420 00:13:59,910 --> 00:14:02,288            -Mm. Who knew?                           -Yeah.                421 00:14:02,329 --> 00:14:04,456           [Carrie and Tina                 chattering indistinctly]       422 00:14:04,498 --> 00:14:06,333               [softly]                            All right.              423 00:14:06,375 --> 00:14:08,168       slow, contemplative music     424 00:14:08,210 --> 00:14:10,838                                      425 00:14:25,686 --> 00:14:27,897          [Sophie] Hey, babe,             what do you want for break...    426 00:14:27,938 --> 00:14:30,524          Oh, no, no, no, no.                    Where's Micah?            427 00:14:30,566 --> 00:14:32,568    He's supposed to be helping you             with all this.            428 00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:35,237          He went to the gym.              He said he'd be right back,     429 00:14:35,279 --> 00:14:36,572       -but it's been a minute.                       -Mm.                 430 00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:38,157          Do you think my dad                can just sit at a table       431 00:14:38,198 --> 00:14:40,242      -in the corner by himself?                -Whatever, Nùñez.          432 00:14:40,284 --> 00:14:42,202        It's gonna be perfect.        433 00:14:42,244 --> 00:14:45,331    'Cause after, we're gonna go to     your family's house in Ojai...    434 00:14:45,372 --> 00:14:46,373                [sighs]               435 00:14:46,415 --> 00:14:49,043     ...oh, and be naked all day.     436 00:14:49,084 --> 00:14:50,628            Maybe we should                    just run away now.          437 00:14:50,669 --> 00:14:52,421          No, no, no, no, no.         438 00:14:52,463 --> 00:14:54,423              No, I want                    to make these people cry.      439 00:14:54,465 --> 00:14:56,383              -[chuckles]                     -So don't fuck it up.        440 00:14:56,425 --> 00:14:57,718                  Oh.                 441 00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:59,595              gentle music           442 00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:01,263                                      443 00:15:01,305 --> 00:15:03,432                [sighs]               444 00:15:05,434 --> 00:15:07,937            -[phone chimes]                     -[shower running]          445 00:15:07,978 --> 00:15:10,230               Oh, shit.                  Uh, I got to... I got to run.    446 00:15:10,272 --> 00:15:11,899          Uh, Dani needs me.          447 00:15:11,941 --> 00:15:13,275      She thinks I'm at the gym.      448 00:15:13,817 --> 00:15:17,237              [chuckles]                  Did you hear me? I got to go.    449 00:15:17,279 --> 00:15:20,157        -[Jose] What'd you say?               -I said I got to run.        450 00:15:21,492 --> 00:15:24,119    When am I gonna see you again?    451 00:15:24,161 --> 00:15:25,955             I don't know.            452 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,539                 Okay.                453 00:15:28,624 --> 00:15:31,293          I wish I could come               to the wedding with you.       454 00:15:31,335 --> 00:15:33,671       You're gonna look so fine               in that suit, too.          455 00:15:33,837 --> 00:15:36,632       [chuckles] Oh, I wish...              I wish you could, too.        456 00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:38,968      I mean... I mean, you can.      457 00:15:39,009 --> 00:15:41,971         -But you can't, so...                      -I know.               458 00:15:42,012 --> 00:15:44,139       I'm gonna leave him soon.            It's just, it takes time       459 00:15:44,181 --> 00:15:47,142       to get out of a marriage,           you know? It's complicated.     460 00:15:47,184 --> 00:15:49,395       Yeah. Yeah, it just, uh,       461 00:15:49,436 --> 00:15:51,438          it just feels like              it's gotten more complicated     462 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,107        since you moved back in                     with him.              463 00:15:53,148 --> 00:15:56,652           He's my husband.            I had to give him a real chance.  464 00:15:57,528 --> 00:15:58,946             I got to go.             465 00:15:59,113 --> 00:16:01,490                                      466 00:16:10,124 --> 00:16:11,709        -Great show, everybody!               -[lively music playing]       467 00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:13,669    -Good night! Thank you so much!            -[crowd cheering]          468 00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:16,630         Thank you! Thank you!        469 00:16:17,297 --> 00:16:21,301      -What a fantastic audience.         -[Sophie] Good job, good job.    470 00:16:21,343 --> 00:16:22,678     Oh, my God, what a good show.    471 00:16:22,845 --> 00:16:24,096       Oh, Margaret Cho's agents                  keep calling.            472 00:16:24,138 --> 00:16:25,639                -Okay.                    -She wants to be on the show.    473 00:16:25,681 --> 00:16:26,974          I'm working on it.          474 00:16:27,016 --> 00:16:27,933            -[Alice] Great.                    -Yeah, yeah, yeah.          475 00:16:27,975 --> 00:16:29,309             -Oh, my God!                            -What?                476 00:16:29,351 --> 00:16:31,311       -You're getting married.                 -[sighs] Oh, God,          477 00:16:31,353 --> 00:16:34,023    -you've got to stop doing that.     -I... I like fucking with you.    478 00:16:34,064 --> 00:16:36,316         -[sighs] Here you go.                      -Thanks.               479 00:16:36,358 --> 00:16:38,610  Oh, your hair. You look amazing.            I love the color.          480 00:16:38,652 --> 00:16:40,654    Thanks. Well, this focus group        couldn't tell the difference     481 00:16:40,696 --> 00:16:42,031              between me                     and Betty White, so...        482 00:16:42,072 --> 00:16:43,782        I thought I should make                     a change.              483 00:16:43,824 --> 00:16:44,992           -[Sophie] Right.                        -And I did.             484 00:16:45,034 --> 00:16:46,702    Did you need to see me, or...?    485 00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:48,704       Yes. So, between the book                  and the show,            486 00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:49,997             -I'm swamped.                           -Right.               487 00:16:50,039 --> 00:16:51,206    And the network wants me to do    488 00:16:51,248 --> 00:16:52,791       a new segment on the show                  this season.             489 00:16:52,958 --> 00:16:54,960        -Okay, how can I help?             -So they want kind of a...      490 00:16:55,002 --> 00:16:57,963      Oh. Like a Carpool Karaoke             but with more gravitas.       491 00:16:58,005 --> 00:16:59,381               So, like,                    Carpool Karaoke meets...       492 00:16:59,423 --> 00:17:01,300            -Intervention?                        -No. Like...             493 00:17:01,341 --> 00:17:04,053               uh, like,               Ellen's teacher giveaways meets,  494 00:17:04,094 --> 00:17:07,514    like, Oprah 2.0 meets the viral       nature of Carpool Karaoke?      495 00:17:07,556 --> 00:17:11,518      Hi. Can we get two coffees            but the way we like them?      496 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:13,312                -Sure.                              -Thanks.               497 00:17:13,353 --> 00:17:16,190      So uplifting but not silly,            and interesting enough        498 00:17:16,231 --> 00:17:18,025    for people to watch and share,                   right?                499 00:17:18,067 --> 00:17:20,110                Right.                    But through the "Alice" lens.    500 00:17:20,152 --> 00:17:22,404         Okay. I didn't think                 I had to say "queer."        501 00:17:22,446 --> 00:17:24,239          Well, I don't think               we can explicitly, but...      502 00:17:24,281 --> 00:17:25,949          Right. I won't tell                     if you won't.            503 00:17:25,991 --> 00:17:27,284         So, I was gonna hire         504 00:17:27,326 --> 00:17:29,203      a new senior-level producer                  to do this.             505 00:17:29,244 --> 00:17:33,415    But, before I do that, I would         like to offer you the job.      506 00:17:33,457 --> 00:17:35,209            What? For real?           507 00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:36,794             Well, between                 your documentary background     508 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,337     and everything you've learned               since you came            509 00:17:38,378 --> 00:17:40,339         to work on the show,               I think you could do it.       510 00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:41,757          I mean, it would be                  a fuck-ton of work,         511 00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:44,093                -but...                -[chuckles] I mean, I-I'm just--  512 00:17:44,134 --> 00:17:45,552      I'm so flattered. [laughs]      513 00:17:45,594 --> 00:17:49,264         Well, think it over.            You know, it's a big decision.    514 00:17:49,306 --> 00:17:51,391       -Long hours, shitty pay.                    -All right.             515 00:17:51,433 --> 00:17:53,435        -Yeah. Think about it.                 -Don't oversell it.         516 00:17:53,477 --> 00:17:55,354          Okay? Let me know.          517 00:17:55,395 --> 00:17:57,523           And until then...          518 00:17:57,564 --> 00:17:59,191              your suit.              519 00:17:59,233 --> 00:18:00,776  Tailored by the best in the biz.  520 00:18:00,901 --> 00:18:04,238           [gasps] Oh, wow!                 Thank you so much again.       521 00:18:04,279 --> 00:18:06,198          Wardrobe department               did not need to do this.       522 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:07,783       -But I'm so glad you did.                    -Well...               523 00:18:07,950 --> 00:18:09,576     Yeah, you're getting married.              It's a big deal.           524 00:18:09,618 --> 00:18:11,161             -Here you go.                         -Thank you.             525 00:18:11,203 --> 00:18:13,122                Thanks.               526 00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:18,627      -Oh, my God. That's awful.                -[groans softly]           527 00:18:18,669 --> 00:18:20,087               -[sighs]                             -[grunts]              528 00:18:20,129 --> 00:18:21,588            I miss Finley.            529 00:18:21,630 --> 00:18:23,674        -Don't you miss Finley?                       -Mm.                 530 00:18:23,715 --> 00:18:25,759       I just feel a little lost                  without her.             531 00:18:25,801 --> 00:18:28,929     Like, she always anticipated              my needs, you know?         532 00:18:28,971 --> 00:18:31,348      She used to do this thing.      533 00:18:31,390 --> 00:18:33,433    Before I went onstage, she'd be     like, "Eye of the tiger, baby,"  534 00:18:33,475 --> 00:18:35,853      with finger guns and stuff.                  I loved it.             535 00:18:36,019 --> 00:18:38,147     She'd sing it if I was having              a really bad day.          536 00:18:38,188 --> 00:18:40,149    -Yeah, that sounds like Finley.         -Yeah, she'd be like...       537 00:18:40,190 --> 00:18:42,151            Eye of the ti...              Well, you know how it goes.     538 00:18:42,192 --> 00:18:43,318            You don't think                    she's coming back?          539 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:44,778         There's not a chance                     or anything?             540 00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:46,822               [Sophie]                Yeah, no. She's not coming back.  541 00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:48,824     She's staying in Kansas City,                  forever.               542 00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:51,493    Well, I'm gonna have to switch         to tea if that's the case.      543 00:18:51,535 --> 00:18:52,911      Uh, I'm-a get back to work.     544 00:18:52,953 --> 00:18:54,371                 Okay.                545 00:18:57,124 --> 00:18:59,084    Would you like another coffee?    546 00:18:59,126 --> 00:19:00,669               Oh, gosh.                    You know, I just finished      547 00:19:00,711 --> 00:19:02,337          that delicious one                    you made me last.          548 00:19:02,379 --> 00:19:04,798        Um, but can you get me             Sarah Finley on the phone?      549 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:06,383            Yeah. For sure.           550 00:19:06,425 --> 00:19:08,260                Thanks.               551 00:19:08,302 --> 00:19:10,137            [sighs deeply]            552 00:19:10,179 --> 00:19:11,263              Yesterday.              553 00:19:11,305 --> 00:19:13,265         You've got to do it.                   I'll do it, too.           554 00:19:13,307 --> 00:19:14,641     I mean, maybe I have a famous       cousin out there or something.    555 00:19:14,683 --> 00:19:17,686    -There's no way B will let me.                  -Why not?              556 00:19:17,728 --> 00:19:20,439     -'Cause it was Carrie's idea.          -Mm, just don't tell her.      557 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,649      I'll take you to Target and        get you a kit, like, right now.  558 00:19:22,691 --> 00:19:24,526             [mouth full]                       Are you kidding?           559 00:19:24,568 --> 00:19:25,903                -Sorry.                            -[chuckles]             560 00:19:26,069 --> 00:19:28,155           If she found out               that I went behind her back,     561 00:19:28,197 --> 00:19:30,324      she would just be so upset.     562 00:19:30,365 --> 00:19:34,161    Well, maybe just ask her again,           give her some time.         563 00:19:34,203 --> 00:19:35,454      No, she doesn't need time.      564 00:19:35,495 --> 00:19:37,706     -She needs a mood stabilizer.                   -Jesus.               565 00:19:37,748 --> 00:19:39,499                [Angie]                   Carrie was just being Carrie,    566 00:19:39,541 --> 00:19:40,918      and my mom was so annoyed.      567 00:19:41,084 --> 00:19:42,711         [Jordi] Do you think                 she's, like, jealous?        568 00:19:42,753 --> 00:19:44,755                [Angie]                   I don't think she's jealous.     569 00:19:44,796 --> 00:19:48,508      I think the idea of adding       Carrie into the family is scary.  570 00:19:48,550 --> 00:19:49,509                 Hmm.                 571 00:19:49,551 --> 00:19:51,386           But... whatever.           572 00:19:51,428 --> 00:19:52,804           B was not happy.           573 00:19:52,846 --> 00:19:54,473          That sucks, Angie.          574 00:19:54,514 --> 00:19:55,641                 Yeah.                575 00:19:55,682 --> 00:19:57,643            Carrie's, like,                     kind of the best.          576 00:19:57,684 --> 00:19:59,311              -[chuckles]                       -She kind of is.           577 00:19:59,353 --> 00:20:01,230    No one agrees with me on this!    578 00:20:01,271 --> 00:20:03,065   Hi, hello, pick up the phone   579 00:20:03,106 --> 00:20:05,150           Yes, it's me, CEO         580 00:20:05,192 --> 00:20:07,402   Need a vacay, take a PTO...     581 00:20:07,444 --> 00:20:08,570     -[Bette] So they came over--               -[Shane] Mm-hmm.           582 00:20:08,612 --> 00:20:10,155                [Bette]                          They came over,           583 00:20:10,197 --> 00:20:12,157         and, um, she ran into                     my mailbox.             584 00:20:12,199 --> 00:20:13,242                 -No.                              -Why? Okay.             585 00:20:13,283 --> 00:20:14,826     Carrie is the fucking worst.     586 00:20:14,868 --> 00:20:16,870      Just, like, just everything           is a fucking joke to her.      587 00:20:16,912 --> 00:20:18,372        -Ugh, I'm sorry, Bette.                   -Mm. You know            588 00:20:18,413 --> 00:20:19,581      -what she needs to realize?                  -Thank you.             589 00:20:19,623 --> 00:20:20,916     That she's at the bottom row     590 00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:22,251      -of the parenting pyramid,                -[phone chiming]           591 00:20:22,292 --> 00:20:23,252        -like I am. It's just--                     -Exactly.              592 00:20:23,293 --> 00:20:25,254              -You know?                         -Exactly. Ooh.            593 00:20:25,295 --> 00:20:27,756  I'm sorry. I'm getting bombarded       with job offers. Thank you.     594 00:20:27,798 --> 00:20:29,591      Well, that's because you're      the best and everybody knows it.  595 00:20:29,633 --> 00:20:32,761  Thank you. I just don't know why          it annoys me so much.        596 00:20:32,803 --> 00:20:34,263               Oh. I do.              597 00:20:34,304 --> 00:20:35,931         I think it's because                  their togetherness          598 00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:37,933       just highlights the fact                  that I'm alone.           599 00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:39,935       I mean, Tina has Carrie,             and she makes her laugh.       600 00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:41,937           She's all jokey.                  And I have-- Oh, yeah,        601 00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:43,563     that's right. I have no one.             I'm gonna die alone.         602 00:20:43,605 --> 00:20:45,565        -Mm, come on. Come on.              -No, you're not. No, no.       603 00:20:45,607 --> 00:20:47,401          You know why I know               that's not gonna happen?       604 00:20:47,442 --> 00:20:49,278    -Because you always have Angie.               -[chuckles]             605 00:20:49,319 --> 00:20:50,654      Yeah. You two could be like     606 00:20:50,696 --> 00:20:51,905         -the   Grey Gardens...               -What's wrong with that?       607 00:20:51,947 --> 00:20:52,990        ...of this generation.        608 00:20:53,031 --> 00:20:54,116         -That's so messed up.                    -But, I mean,            609 00:20:54,157 --> 00:20:55,617        in a much better house.       610 00:20:55,659 --> 00:20:56,785      -Less raccoons, obviously.               -Cleaner, for sure.         611 00:20:56,827 --> 00:20:58,203                -Yeah.                            -But, really,            612 00:20:58,328 --> 00:20:59,705        what is the likelihood               that I'm gonna be able        613 00:20:59,746 --> 00:21:01,957            to find someone               who meets all of my criteria     614 00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:03,458         and fits into my life                     with Angie?             615 00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:05,419           Criteria? Jesus.           616 00:21:05,460 --> 00:21:06,420            Yeah, criteria.           617 00:21:06,461 --> 00:21:07,713    Actually, I am kind of curious.  618 00:21:07,754 --> 00:21:08,797        -What's your criteria?                      -Mm-hmm.               619 00:21:08,839 --> 00:21:10,215               Um, well,              620 00:21:10,257 --> 00:21:12,134          she'd have to have                    kids of her own.           621 00:21:12,175 --> 00:21:13,802           -[Shane] Mm-hmm.                         -Ideally.              622 00:21:13,844 --> 00:21:16,555        And, um, not be married                   or straight.             623 00:21:16,596 --> 00:21:18,265            And have a job.           624 00:21:18,307 --> 00:21:18,974              Obviously.              625 00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:20,475            No, not a job.            626 00:21:20,517 --> 00:21:22,477               A career.                  She'd have to have a career.     627 00:21:22,519 --> 00:21:24,479       Needs to be as passionate                 about her work            628 00:21:24,521 --> 00:21:26,273          as I am about mine.         629 00:21:26,315 --> 00:21:27,482               -No way.                     -Are you sure about that?      630 00:21:27,524 --> 00:21:29,109                -Yeah.                                -No.                 631 00:21:29,151 --> 00:21:31,320           No, you've always              kind of wanted more of, like,    632 00:21:31,361 --> 00:21:32,821    a wifey wife-wife kind of type.  633 00:21:32,863 --> 00:21:34,865              -Mm-mm! No.                       -[Shane] Uh-huh.           634 00:21:34,906 --> 00:21:36,491            -[Alice] Yeah.                         -It's okay.             635 00:21:36,533 --> 00:21:37,701        You just want somebody               to deal with the stuff        636 00:21:37,743 --> 00:21:39,328      you can't be bothered with.     637 00:21:39,369 --> 00:21:41,330              Who cares?              638 00:21:41,371 --> 00:21:42,664           [gasping loudly]           639 00:21:42,706 --> 00:21:44,374             -Oh, my God.                        -You all right?           640 00:21:44,416 --> 00:21:46,209         -What? Are you okay?            -What's wrong? Are you choking?  641 00:21:46,251 --> 00:21:47,961       I have the perfect person                    for you.               642 00:21:48,003 --> 00:21:49,504               -Really?                  -Oh, God. Please, don't let her  643 00:21:49,546 --> 00:21:51,340    set you up. That's how I spent              my 30th birthday           644 00:21:51,381 --> 00:21:54,134          with eight hippies                   in a fucking yurt.          645 00:21:54,176 --> 00:21:55,385          Okay. You loved it.         646 00:21:55,427 --> 00:21:57,012            -Listen to me.                    -No, I didn't. What?         647 00:21:57,054 --> 00:21:58,889      [Alice] Shane, if she finds             someone by tomorrow,         648 00:21:58,930 --> 00:22:01,475     you don't have to be her date        at Dani and Sophie's wedding.    649 00:22:03,685 --> 00:22:05,479       I mean, you could give it                a chance, right?           650 00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:07,481        I mean, you never know             where love's gonna turn up.     651 00:22:07,522 --> 00:22:09,358     -[Alice] It's all around you.              -It's everywhere.          652 00:22:09,399 --> 00:22:11,526         upbeat, rhythmic music      653 00:22:11,568 --> 00:22:13,862                                      654 00:22:15,405 --> 00:22:17,366       [Bette]   Back in the day,                whenever somebody left       655 00:22:17,407 --> 00:22:19,368             a museum job                   to become an art dealer,       656 00:22:19,409 --> 00:22:22,120       we used to say, "They've           gone over to the dark side."     657 00:22:22,162 --> 00:22:25,707    [scoffs] That's a little overly      simplistic, don't you think?     658 00:22:25,749 --> 00:22:28,001           [chuckles softly]                    Maybe. A little.           659 00:22:28,043 --> 00:22:29,544        So, Bette... [exhales]        660 00:22:29,586 --> 00:22:32,297      what you were doing at CAC              almost 20 years ago,         661 00:22:32,339 --> 00:22:35,217             combining art                    and social activism,         662 00:22:35,258 --> 00:22:37,844  nobody was doing that back then.  663 00:22:37,886 --> 00:22:41,223     I assume you still care about        those issues you championed?     664 00:22:41,264 --> 00:22:44,017    I don't know if you were paying     attention, but I ran for mayor.  665 00:22:44,059 --> 00:22:46,686         -And I voted for you.           -[chuckles] Bullshit, Zakarian.  666 00:22:46,728 --> 00:22:49,731  All right, look, you can go back       to being a museum director.     667 00:22:50,232 --> 00:22:52,692                I know                     you've had a lot of offers.     668 00:22:52,734 --> 00:22:55,904      And you could mount a show              every couple of years        669 00:22:55,946 --> 00:22:58,198              that moves                    the needle incrementally       670 00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:00,409         for artists of color.        671 00:23:00,450 --> 00:23:04,037     Or you could join the biggest           art house in the world        672 00:23:04,079 --> 00:23:07,416         and represent dozens                of marginalized artists       673 00:23:07,457 --> 00:23:10,669    and pay off your campaign debt     the first year of your contract.  674 00:23:11,628 --> 00:23:13,588                 Hmm.                 675 00:23:13,630 --> 00:23:15,882         You know, I could be               a little irritated that,       676 00:23:15,924 --> 00:23:19,511     in your myopic vision, you've        somehow associated me solely     677 00:23:19,553 --> 00:23:21,596          with BIPOC artists,                    when, in fact,            678 00:23:21,638 --> 00:23:24,099     I've worked with pretty much              every major artist          679 00:23:24,141 --> 00:23:25,434       of the last two decades.       680 00:23:25,475 --> 00:23:27,727             But, instead,                   I will simply point out       681 00:23:27,769 --> 00:23:31,064          that you represent             exactly three artists of color.  682 00:23:31,106 --> 00:23:33,275        Which is another reason                    I need you.             683 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:36,069      I mean, those marginalized              artists are suddenly         684 00:23:36,111 --> 00:23:38,572         the hottest commodity                  in the art world.          685 00:23:38,613 --> 00:23:42,659    And I find, for the first time           in my career, that, uh,       686 00:23:42,701 --> 00:23:44,619         I'm behind the curve.        687 00:23:44,661 --> 00:23:47,456            So I will meet                    your salary demands.         688 00:23:47,497 --> 00:23:49,749              [chuckles]                    Wait. You're not gonna...      689 00:23:49,791 --> 00:23:52,461      You're not gonna insult me              with a lowball offer?        690 00:23:52,502 --> 00:23:54,254                [sighs]               691 00:23:54,296 --> 00:23:55,839                 Plus,                692 00:23:55,881 --> 00:23:59,801            a signing bonus                for all your BIPOC artists.     693 00:23:59,843 --> 00:24:01,595                  No.                 694 00:24:01,636 --> 00:24:04,639    Signing bonuses for all artists          I add to the roster.         695 00:24:06,099 --> 00:24:07,934              Of course.              696 00:24:09,895 --> 00:24:11,688      Plus ten percent of sales.      697 00:24:13,523 --> 00:24:15,901            [sighs softly]            698 00:24:15,942 --> 00:24:17,819      All right. We have a deal.      699 00:24:17,861 --> 00:24:19,738            -Ah. Wonderful.                        -All right.             700 00:24:19,779 --> 00:24:22,991     Mr. Zakarian, I've got Daniel       Katz from the CAC on the line.    701 00:24:23,033 --> 00:24:24,493              Excellent.              702 00:24:24,534 --> 00:24:26,495     -Well, tell him I said hello.                -Yes, I will.            703 00:24:26,536 --> 00:24:30,040                Oh, uh,                  your office is straight ahead.    704 00:24:31,041 --> 00:24:32,667      Make yourself comfortable.      705 00:24:32,709 --> 00:24:34,503          contemplative music        706 00:24:34,544 --> 00:24:37,005                                      707 00:24:44,554 --> 00:24:45,764                [sighs]               708 00:24:47,849 --> 00:24:49,809               Asshole.               709 00:24:54,564 --> 00:24:56,691                [Alice]                              Oh, Carl.              710 00:24:56,733 --> 00:24:58,193         No, you're too much.         711 00:24:58,235 --> 00:24:59,653               [laughs]                             It was--               712 00:24:59,694 --> 00:25:01,613      No, I put it in the second,                  uh, chapter             713 00:25:01,655 --> 00:25:03,823      'cause I did pee my pants,                     really.               714 00:25:03,865 --> 00:25:04,783               I-I know.              715 00:25:04,824 --> 00:25:06,201       And my parents... I know.      716 00:25:06,368 --> 00:25:08,662        Yeah, I've been working                 on it for months.          717 00:25:08,703 --> 00:25:10,580            Oh. Hilarious?            718 00:25:10,622 --> 00:25:12,249       It's the book publisher.                They love the book.         719 00:25:12,290 --> 00:25:13,959              [whispers]                           Oh, my God.             720 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,003    Really? Oh, you want to move up          the publishing date?         721 00:25:17,045 --> 00:25:18,421                 Okay.                722 00:25:18,463 --> 00:25:19,881              [chuckles]                     That sounds fantastic.        723 00:25:19,923 --> 00:25:21,049                -Yeah.                           -[Sophie gasps]           724 00:25:21,091 --> 00:25:23,176           All right. Okay.           725 00:25:23,218 --> 00:25:24,886        Okay. Love to the wife.       726 00:25:24,928 --> 00:25:26,555               -Bye-bye.                          -[laughs] Ah.            727 00:25:26,596 --> 00:25:28,223     Oh, my God. Holy shit! Alice!    728 00:25:28,265 --> 00:25:30,016       -Yes. They love the book.         -[gasps]    They love the book   729 00:25:30,058 --> 00:25:31,309                [both]                          They love the book        730 00:25:31,351 --> 00:25:32,561           They love my book         731 00:25:32,602 --> 00:25:34,145         They love my...    Sorry.     732 00:25:34,187 --> 00:25:36,231     Um, yeah, they're gonna send               their best editor          733 00:25:36,273 --> 00:25:38,191  -to help me get it done in time.                  -Wow.                734 00:25:38,233 --> 00:25:39,734       Well, do they want a lot             of changes or something?       735 00:25:39,776 --> 00:25:41,820            No, no, no, no.                  They just want to make,       736 00:25:41,861 --> 00:25:43,238       like, a last pass before            it goes to print, you know?     737 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:44,864              [chuckles]                  I can't wait to buy my copy.     738 00:25:44,906 --> 00:25:46,741          Oh, more good news.                  I spoke to Finley.          739 00:25:46,783 --> 00:25:48,410       She said if I needed her,                she'd come back.           740 00:25:48,535 --> 00:25:50,745       What? No, she's supposed              to stay in Kansas City.       741 00:25:50,787 --> 00:25:52,789        No, I know, but I said           we both missed her, and she'd--  742 00:25:52,831 --> 00:25:55,542         Wait, you did what?!         743 00:25:55,584 --> 00:25:57,085        I just, uh, well, I...        744 00:25:57,127 --> 00:25:59,254              -[chuckles]                       -Um, no, no, no.           745 00:25:59,296 --> 00:26:01,089    You just... you got to tell her        that she can't come back.      746 00:26:01,131 --> 00:26:02,716      She cannot come back here.      747 00:26:02,757 --> 00:26:04,134        Okay, what's going on?        748 00:26:04,175 --> 00:26:06,469      -Everyone's looking at us.                     -Um...                749 00:26:06,511 --> 00:26:08,763     Um, all right, just come on.     750 00:26:12,100 --> 00:26:13,810            [Sophie sighs]            751 00:26:17,105 --> 00:26:18,982            [exhales] Um...           752 00:26:19,024 --> 00:26:21,901              -So, um...                          -Yeah. So...             753 00:26:21,943 --> 00:26:24,738          Finley, uh, and I--         754 00:26:24,779 --> 00:26:28,074          we, um... you know.         755 00:26:28,116 --> 00:26:29,618             We, um, uh...            756 00:26:29,659 --> 00:26:30,910              Oh. Did it?             757 00:26:30,952 --> 00:26:32,954                 Yeah.                758 00:26:32,996 --> 00:26:35,874         When-when did you...                 when did you guys...?        759 00:26:35,915 --> 00:26:39,127               Just, uh,                  when we wrapped last season.     760 00:26:39,169 --> 00:26:41,796           -[clears throat]                        -Oh. Fuck.              761 00:26:41,838 --> 00:26:43,256       Yeah, in the green room.       762 00:26:43,298 --> 00:26:45,967       Oh. I nap on that couch.       763 00:26:46,009 --> 00:26:47,636     [stammers] I mean, it was...     764 00:26:47,677 --> 00:26:50,138           Look, it was a...                it was a one-time thing.       765 00:26:50,180 --> 00:26:53,308               -Mm-hmm.                   -And it didn't mean anything.    766 00:26:53,350 --> 00:26:55,810        And, I mean, it was...        767 00:26:55,852 --> 00:26:57,312        it was fucking amazing.       768 00:26:57,354 --> 00:26:58,647       Well, I don't need the...      769 00:26:58,688 --> 00:27:00,106               -details.                 -But she's gone and it's done.    770 00:27:00,148 --> 00:27:01,483                -Okay.                       -And Dani doesn't know.       771 00:27:01,566 --> 00:27:03,693            And now I think                that I should've told her.      772 00:27:03,735 --> 00:27:05,445          Well, do you think                 that I should tell her?       773 00:27:05,570 --> 00:27:08,323                 Um...                774 00:27:08,490 --> 00:27:12,327           I... uh, I would                   leave it in the past,        775 00:27:12,494 --> 00:27:14,579        and I would just focus                   on the future.            776 00:27:14,621 --> 00:27:16,539     -Right. Right, right, right.                    -Yeah.                777 00:27:16,581 --> 00:27:17,957              -[chuckles]                            -Yeah.                778 00:27:17,999 --> 00:27:19,793       No. No, I can't do that.       779 00:27:19,834 --> 00:27:23,088           I can't marry her                  and-and not tell her.        780 00:27:23,129 --> 00:27:24,798                 -Oh.                       -Well, I'm just gonna go       781 00:27:24,839 --> 00:27:26,675  to our wedding rehearsal dinner,        I'm just gonna tell her.       782 00:27:26,716 --> 00:27:29,052           Okay, so opposite                  of what I just said.         783 00:27:29,094 --> 00:27:30,804                 Yeah.                784 00:27:30,845 --> 00:27:32,013              bright music           785 00:27:32,055 --> 00:27:33,848          Hi. Oh, thank you.          786 00:27:33,890 --> 00:27:36,267                                      787 00:27:49,906 --> 00:27:51,950                [Dani]                           There you are.            788 00:27:51,991 --> 00:27:53,034          Hey. I'm sorry that         789 00:27:53,076 --> 00:27:54,369              -I'm late.                              -Hey.                790 00:27:54,411 --> 00:27:57,872            Wow. [chuckles]                  You look so beautiful.        791 00:27:57,914 --> 00:28:00,208            Um, so do you.            792 00:28:00,250 --> 00:28:01,835           You look amazing.          793 00:28:04,587 --> 00:28:06,715              -Shall we?                             -Yeah.                794 00:28:06,756 --> 00:28:08,425           [laughs] Come on.          795 00:28:08,466 --> 00:28:10,552            Can you believe              we're getting married tomorrow?  796 00:28:10,593 --> 00:28:12,220                [Nana]                      Oh, here comes the bride.      797 00:28:12,262 --> 00:28:14,180              -[applause]                     -Need to talk to you.        798 00:28:14,222 --> 00:28:16,224  Uh, yeah, just give me a minute.  799 00:28:16,266 --> 00:28:18,435             - tense music                     -[panting softly]          800 00:28:18,601 --> 00:28:21,187          -[amplified heartbeat]               -[indistinct chatter]        801 00:28:21,229 --> 00:28:24,190               [panting]              802 00:28:24,232 --> 00:28:25,442               [Rodolfo]                           Ay, mi cariño.           803 00:28:25,483 --> 00:28:27,902         Come here. Come here.        804 00:28:27,944 --> 00:28:29,362               -Please.                          -[clinks glass]           805 00:28:29,404 --> 00:28:32,115          Well, first of all,                    I know I speak            806 00:28:32,157 --> 00:28:33,867       for everyone in this room                   when I say              807 00:28:33,908 --> 00:28:36,703    that we are so happy you didn't         get married in Hawaii.        808 00:28:36,745 --> 00:28:38,037              [laughter]              809 00:28:38,079 --> 00:28:40,206               [panting]              810 00:28:40,248 --> 00:28:43,084               [Sophie]                           Getting married.          811 00:28:43,126 --> 00:28:44,753         You're getting married.       812 00:28:44,794 --> 00:28:46,421               [Rodolfo]                  Sophie, I want to welcome you    813 00:28:46,463 --> 00:28:47,756           into our family.           814 00:28:47,797 --> 00:28:50,842                 -Salud.                           -[all]   Salud.            815 00:28:50,884 --> 00:28:52,719          [glasses clinking]          816 00:28:52,761 --> 00:28:55,221       [heartbeat continues faster]    817 00:28:55,263 --> 00:28:57,098               [Sophie]                         This feels too good.        818 00:28:57,140 --> 00:28:59,350       [Sophie and Finley moaning]     819 00:28:59,392 --> 00:29:01,561          I'll be right back.         820 00:29:01,603 --> 00:29:03,855         [indistinct chatter]         821 00:29:12,572 --> 00:29:14,657            -You told him?                         -I'm sorry.             822 00:29:14,699 --> 00:29:16,075      Cheating is a deal-breaker                    for Dani.              823 00:29:16,117 --> 00:29:17,494      You know this. I know this.     824 00:29:17,535 --> 00:29:18,912         You have to tell her.        825 00:29:18,953 --> 00:29:20,455           I want to, but--           826 00:29:20,497 --> 00:29:22,165    But-but what? If you love her,        then I-I think you have to--     827 00:29:22,207 --> 00:29:23,708         You know I love her.                    You know that.            828 00:29:23,750 --> 00:29:24,751         You have to tell her.        829 00:29:24,793 --> 00:29:26,044          -[Sophie] I-I will.                        -When?                830 00:29:26,085 --> 00:29:27,754               [Sophie]                        Uh, I-I don't know.         831 00:29:27,796 --> 00:29:30,089      I-I... I-I think you got to           do it before the wedding.      832 00:29:30,131 --> 00:29:32,759      Yes, okay? Yes, I promise.      833 00:29:32,801 --> 00:29:35,261             I promise you                    that I will tell her.        834 00:29:35,303 --> 00:29:37,138              -All right?                    -Okay. Okay, I'm sorry.       835 00:29:37,180 --> 00:29:38,515                [Dani]                            Tell me what?            836 00:29:38,556 --> 00:29:40,809       [gentle piano music playing]    837 00:29:47,023 --> 00:29:49,359             Tell me what?            838 00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,362            [Sophie sighs]            839 00:29:54,197 --> 00:29:56,324                 Um...                840 00:29:57,325 --> 00:29:59,661               -[sighs]                         -Is it the place?          841 00:29:59,702 --> 00:30:01,621           Is it the place?                     Is it too formal?          842 00:30:01,663 --> 00:30:03,164          No. No, it's fine.          843 00:30:03,206 --> 00:30:05,500    No, no, no, it's not. It's not.  844 00:30:05,542 --> 00:30:07,293          Really, it's fine.          845 00:30:07,335 --> 00:30:09,504      -Let me make it up to you.         -What? You don't have to do...    846 00:30:09,546 --> 00:30:11,631            You don't have               to make up anything. It's fine.  847 00:30:11,673 --> 00:30:12,799    Do you want to go out tonight?    848 00:30:12,841 --> 00:30:16,010        -What-what do you mean?                     -Like...               849 00:30:16,052 --> 00:30:19,347     Like, we could throw our own      bachelorette party or something.  850 00:30:19,389 --> 00:30:21,182           Just you and me?           851 00:30:21,224 --> 00:30:22,976                 Yeah.                852 00:30:23,017 --> 00:30:25,854     Yeah, we can... we can, uh...           we can get shit-faced,        853 00:30:25,895 --> 00:30:28,731    and we can dance a little bit.    854 00:30:28,773 --> 00:30:30,900    We can fuck in a bathroom stall  855 00:30:30,942 --> 00:30:32,318    -like we did when we first met.             -[chuckles] No.           856 00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:34,863              -Shh. Wow.                      -No one's listening.         857 00:30:34,904 --> 00:30:37,198                 Um...                858 00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,367                -Yeah.                               -Yeah?                859 00:30:39,409 --> 00:30:40,869      Yeah. Yeah, I'd love that.      860 00:30:40,910 --> 00:30:44,664              -Yes. Okay.                         -Okay. Mwah.             861 00:30:44,706 --> 00:30:45,874               Come on.               862 00:30:45,915 --> 00:30:48,334          slow, dramatic music       863 00:30:48,376 --> 00:30:50,920                                      864 00:31:09,188 --> 00:31:11,149              [zippering]             865 00:31:13,693 --> 00:31:15,403                -Whoa.                              -Hey. Oh.              866 00:31:15,445 --> 00:31:18,072        -Hi. You look amazing.                     -Thank you.             867 00:31:18,114 --> 00:31:19,574             [Bette sighs]            868 00:31:19,616 --> 00:31:21,576         I-I'm just going out                  for a little while.         869 00:31:21,618 --> 00:31:25,288           Um, well, I-I...                  Um, Alice has a friend,       870 00:31:25,330 --> 00:31:27,373        and I-I'm gonna just...       871 00:31:27,415 --> 00:31:29,709  Well, I'm just gonna spend, um--  872 00:31:29,876 --> 00:31:31,920     -You mean like a blind date?                -[laughs] Yeah.           873 00:31:31,961 --> 00:31:34,631                -Yeah.                 -I mean, it might be a disaster.  874 00:31:34,672 --> 00:31:37,091         I don't know, but...         875 00:31:44,265 --> 00:31:46,684          Ange, your-your mom                  and I discussed it,         876 00:31:46,851 --> 00:31:48,394            -and we were--               -Oh, can I say something first?  877 00:31:48,436 --> 00:31:49,729            -Oh, of course.                          -Sorry.               878 00:31:49,771 --> 00:31:52,273            -No, go ahead.                           -Um...                879 00:31:52,315 --> 00:31:54,776                 so...                880 00:31:54,817 --> 00:31:56,945       just because I am curious      881 00:31:56,986 --> 00:32:00,657      about my donor doesn't mean     882 00:32:00,698 --> 00:32:03,117             that I think                   he is my dad or anything.      883 00:32:03,159 --> 00:32:06,955     Like, that word doesn't even                 sound right.             884 00:32:06,996 --> 00:32:10,124         -You're my mom, and--           -I know. I know that. I-I know.  885 00:32:10,166 --> 00:32:11,960        And I get that it might                 be hard for you--          886 00:32:12,001 --> 00:32:13,461           -No, no, no, no.                -I just want you to know--      887 00:32:13,503 --> 00:32:15,213       It's not.... No, no, no.                  It's not that.            888 00:32:15,254 --> 00:32:18,132         It's not that at all.            It's not hard for me at all.     889 00:32:18,174 --> 00:32:20,635           It's just, um...           890 00:32:20,677 --> 00:32:25,056            we promised him              that he could remain anonymous.  891 00:32:25,098 --> 00:32:27,141           We promised him.           892 00:32:27,183 --> 00:32:29,268          And he gave us you.         893 00:32:29,310 --> 00:32:31,062               At a time                  when it was difficult for us,    894 00:32:31,104 --> 00:32:32,772    as lesbians, to have children.    895 00:32:32,814 --> 00:32:33,940               -I know.                        -Yeah, and I think          896 00:32:33,982 --> 00:32:36,317        we need to honor that.        897 00:32:36,359 --> 00:32:37,485         [Bette sighs softly]         898 00:32:37,527 --> 00:32:39,320                 Okay.                899 00:32:39,362 --> 00:32:40,446               I get it.              900 00:32:40,488 --> 00:32:42,198              All right.              901 00:32:45,243 --> 00:32:46,619                 -Oh.                                -What?                902 00:32:46,661 --> 00:32:48,663                -Uh...                              -Do you--              903 00:32:48,705 --> 00:32:50,498        I hate to sandwich a no                    with a no,              904 00:32:50,540 --> 00:32:52,959        but T and I don't think                 it's a good idea           905 00:32:53,001 --> 00:32:54,836             for you to do                    that genealogy test.         906 00:32:54,877 --> 00:32:56,337                 -Oh.                         -Yeah, just those...         907 00:32:56,379 --> 00:32:57,964           those companies,                they collect all your data.     908 00:32:58,006 --> 00:32:59,173               -Mm-hmm.                     -And-and, I mean, I know       909 00:32:59,215 --> 00:33:00,550        -you're a young adult.                       -Right.               910 00:33:00,591 --> 00:33:02,301        -But you're not 18 yet.                     -Mm-hmm.               911 00:33:02,343 --> 00:33:05,638         And-and we would just                feel more comfortable        912 00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:06,973         if you waited, okay?         913 00:33:07,015 --> 00:33:08,766        -Yeah. Sure. Of course.                      -Good.                914 00:33:08,808 --> 00:33:10,810      All right. Well, God knows              I won't be out late.         915 00:33:10,852 --> 00:33:12,270               -Mm-hmm.                         -So just call me           916 00:33:12,311 --> 00:33:13,938         if you need anything.        917 00:33:13,980 --> 00:33:15,982              -Love you.                        -I love you, too.          918 00:33:16,024 --> 00:33:18,526       Can you see my underwear                     in this?               919 00:33:19,694 --> 00:33:22,530                 -No.                           -Okay. All right.          920 00:33:22,572 --> 00:33:24,282                [sighs]                               Good.                921 00:33:26,701 --> 00:33:29,120             [door opens]             922 00:33:29,162 --> 00:33:30,705             [door closes]            923 00:33:30,747 --> 00:33:32,457             dramatic music          924 00:33:32,498 --> 00:33:35,585                                      925 00:33:42,091 --> 00:33:44,177       [Cappa's "Trouble Finds Me"                     playing]              926 00:33:44,218 --> 00:33:47,055              Yeah, yeah.                   Just give me 20 minutes.       927 00:33:47,180 --> 00:33:49,223        Tess, there was a line.            What do you want me to do?      928 00:33:49,265 --> 00:33:51,225           You want to eat?           929 00:33:51,267 --> 00:33:54,729        Yeah. No, and I got you                the vegetarian one.         930 00:33:54,771 --> 00:33:56,355        Okay. All right. Yeah.        931 00:33:56,397 --> 00:33:58,691              Just, yeah,                    give me 20, 25 at most.       932 00:33:58,733 --> 00:34:01,360           Okay. All right.           933 00:34:01,402 --> 00:34:03,071            [grunts softly]           934 00:34:05,573 --> 00:34:07,950                [sighs]               935 00:34:07,992 --> 00:34:10,286           -[engine starts]                      -[phone chimes]           936 00:34:12,121 --> 00:34:13,456              Hi, Chloe.              937 00:34:14,624 --> 00:34:17,085           Bum, ba-dum, ba-dum,                bum, ba-dum, ba-dum         938 00:34:17,126 --> 00:34:19,045        Bum, ba-dum, ba-dum, hey     939 00:34:19,087 --> 00:34:21,005           Bum, ba-dum, ba-dum,                bum, ba-dum, ba-dum         940 00:34:21,047 --> 00:34:23,341        Bum, ba-dum, ba-dum, hey     941 00:34:23,382 --> 00:34:25,093  - I don't find trouble, yeah                  -All right.             942 00:34:25,134 --> 00:34:27,595            Trouble finds me         943 00:34:27,637 --> 00:34:30,098        Ah-ya-ya, yeah, ah-ya-ee     944 00:34:30,139 --> 00:34:31,516            Trouble finds me         945 00:34:31,557 --> 00:34:33,893        Ah-ya-ya, yeah, ah-ya-ee     946 00:34:33,935 --> 00:34:35,228            Trouble finds me            947 00:34:35,269 --> 00:34:39,065        Ah-ya-ya, yeah, ah-ya-ee     948 00:34:39,107 --> 00:34:41,526       I don't find trouble, yeah,               trouble finds me          949 00:34:41,567 --> 00:34:44,070                  Hi.                 950 00:34:44,112 --> 00:34:46,239              Um... God.              951 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:48,157                [sighs]               952 00:34:50,159 --> 00:34:51,786                [woman]                         Shut the fuck up!          953 00:34:51,828 --> 00:34:54,288       Hey. I-I... I-I'm sorry.       954 00:34:54,330 --> 00:34:56,749      -Actually, I have a, um...               -This is too good.          955 00:34:56,791 --> 00:34:59,669           Nat and Alice are                 legitimately hilarious.       956 00:34:59,710 --> 00:35:02,672              -Are they?                 -Uh, yeah, they are. They are.    957 00:35:02,713 --> 00:35:04,549          I mean, I think so.                   You look amazing.          958 00:35:04,590 --> 00:35:06,217                 -Oh.                          -Is this Tom Ford?          959 00:35:06,259 --> 00:35:08,177        -Thank you. Yes. Yeah.                     -It's hot.              960 00:35:08,219 --> 00:35:10,221         I heard the scallops                     are amazing.             961 00:35:10,263 --> 00:35:12,140          You down to share?          962 00:35:12,181 --> 00:35:14,100              Sure. Yeah.             963 00:35:14,142 --> 00:35:15,309             Here you go.             964 00:35:15,351 --> 00:35:16,853          [woman, on laptop]                   I hope you don't mind.       965 00:35:16,894 --> 00:35:18,563      Don't fall for it, Amanda.      966 00:35:18,604 --> 00:35:20,106         [Amanda]   It's 10 p.m.             Why do you have sunglasses on?  967 00:35:20,148 --> 00:35:21,315     Oh, please, it's the husband.    968 00:35:21,357 --> 00:35:23,317       -It's always the husband.                  -[door opens]            969 00:35:23,359 --> 00:35:25,403             [door closes]            970 00:35:25,444 --> 00:35:27,280             -[Alice] Hi.                             -Hi.                 971 00:35:27,321 --> 00:35:29,448         -[laptop key clicks]                -No, I was not watching       972 00:35:29,490 --> 00:35:30,658          three hours of   SVU.         973 00:35:30,700 --> 00:35:32,285             That would be                    a crazy thing to do.         974 00:35:32,326 --> 00:35:35,079          Well, I had a truly                insane day full of sex,       975 00:35:35,121 --> 00:35:36,497          scandal and regret.         976 00:35:36,539 --> 00:35:37,665        Oh, who was your guest?       977 00:35:37,707 --> 00:35:39,750    Oh, no, that was just my staff.  978 00:35:39,792 --> 00:35:41,961              [chuckles]                     Do you want some wine?        979 00:35:42,003 --> 00:35:43,462         Oh, yeah. Love some.         980 00:35:43,504 --> 00:35:45,173       Did you hear from Bette?       981 00:35:45,214 --> 00:35:48,009     Oh, my God, I totally forgot.    982 00:35:48,050 --> 00:35:49,677         -Oh, well, I didn't.                       -Did you?              983 00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:51,512          -I heard from Gigi.                         -And?                984 00:35:51,554 --> 00:35:55,224  Okay. She texted me some emojis,           which are unclear,          985 00:35:55,266 --> 00:35:57,518        but I think that means                  it's going well.           986 00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,187       Oh, my God, do you think            this means we're not gonna      987 00:35:59,228 --> 00:36:01,147      have to see Gigi tomorrow?      988 00:36:01,189 --> 00:36:04,108          -One can only hope.               - That would be amazing.      989 00:36:04,150 --> 00:36:06,194    All right, let's see this show.  990 00:36:07,361 --> 00:36:09,697     Let me see what all the hype                   is about.              991 00:36:09,739 --> 00:36:11,824             It's so good.            992 00:36:15,328 --> 00:36:17,205         Does she always wear                   a leather jacket?          993 00:36:17,246 --> 00:36:18,956              -Of course.                        -She's serious.           994 00:36:18,998 --> 00:36:20,374               -Mm-hmm.                           -Who's that?             995 00:36:20,416 --> 00:36:21,667             I don't know.            996 00:36:21,709 --> 00:36:22,835            You don't know,                 and you've been watching       997 00:36:22,877 --> 00:36:24,003           this whole time?           998 00:36:24,045 --> 00:36:26,214  Just some bitch on this episode.  999 00:36:26,255 --> 00:36:28,466       [KiNG MALA's "B4U" playing]     1000 00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:33,012         -I missed you today.                    -I missed you.            1001 00:36:33,054 --> 00:36:35,014               -You did?                            -Mm-hmm.               1002 00:36:35,056 --> 00:36:36,557          -How was your day?                         -Great.               1003 00:36:36,599 --> 00:36:38,809              -Great now.                            -Yeah?                1004 00:36:38,851 --> 00:36:42,897        Guess it doesn't feel real         when I think it all through     1005 00:36:43,898 --> 00:36:46,108             But I like it           1006 00:36:47,610 --> 00:36:52,573       Always thought that I knew,          always thought that I knew     1007 00:36:52,615 --> 00:36:54,951   Which direction, perfection     1008 00:36:55,117 --> 00:36:58,788          In every little thing                     that I do              1009 00:37:02,416 --> 00:37:04,293                 Nat?                 1010 00:37:05,544 --> 00:37:07,255                 Nat.                 1011 00:37:08,547 --> 00:37:09,924                 Nat.                 1012 00:37:11,050 --> 00:37:12,718             -Oh, my God.                             -Oh.                 1013 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:14,512          -What? I wasn't...                          -No.                 1014 00:37:14,553 --> 00:37:16,430          [stammers] Look...          1015 00:37:16,472 --> 00:37:17,932         No. Don't follow me.         1016 00:37:18,099 --> 00:37:20,184           I wasn't asleep.                I was just resting my eyes.     1017 00:37:20,226 --> 00:37:22,687              -Uh-uh! No!                      -I have heavy lids.         1018 00:37:22,728 --> 00:37:24,981                 Wow.                 1019 00:37:25,022 --> 00:37:29,193       [chuckling] So, I finally             get on the paddleboard.       1020 00:37:29,235 --> 00:37:31,612               -Mm-hmm.                     -I'm up maybe 30 seconds,      1021 00:37:31,654 --> 00:37:34,949    and then, bam, I go down hard.    1022 00:37:34,991 --> 00:37:37,868         Like feet over head,                    board over me.            1023 00:37:37,910 --> 00:37:40,955        They send someone over                     to save me.             1024 00:37:41,831 --> 00:37:44,458  The woman never called me again.  1025 00:37:44,500 --> 00:37:47,461          [chuckling softly]          1026 00:37:49,839 --> 00:37:53,634           So how 'bout you?                 What's your worst date?       1027 00:37:53,676 --> 00:37:54,802               Oh, gosh.              1028 00:37:54,844 --> 00:37:56,387        I don't even remember.        1029 00:37:56,429 --> 00:37:57,888             Oh, come on.             1030 00:37:57,930 --> 00:38:00,057        Bette Porter doesn't go                   on bad dates?            1031 00:38:00,224 --> 00:38:02,810          Takes the pressure                 off this one, I guess.        1032 00:38:03,352 --> 00:38:08,190       Uh, well, in all honesty,            I just... I haven't been       1033 00:38:08,232 --> 00:38:11,444      -on a date in a long time.                      -Hmm.                1034 00:38:11,485 --> 00:38:14,238       I think-- I guess I find                 the whole concept          1035 00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:17,450         just a... [chuckles]                     a little sad.            1036 00:38:17,491 --> 00:38:20,286              Wow. Okay.              1037 00:38:20,328 --> 00:38:22,705      I personally find it to be      1038 00:38:22,747 --> 00:38:26,500           a useful step in                     the process of...          1039 00:38:26,542 --> 00:38:28,169             I don't know,                   getting to know someone       1040 00:38:28,294 --> 00:38:29,795           you might like to               spend more time with, or...     1041 00:38:29,837 --> 00:38:31,213     No, that's not what I meant.     1042 00:38:31,380 --> 00:38:32,631      Look, I completely get it.             L.A. is filled with...        1043 00:38:32,673 --> 00:38:36,177    Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Fuck. Fuck.  1044 00:38:36,218 --> 00:38:38,512        Okay, here's the deal,                     all right?              1045 00:38:38,554 --> 00:38:40,681          That's Tina, my ex,                 Carrie, her fiancée.         1046 00:38:40,723 --> 00:38:42,350      Not a fan. They're getting              married this summer.         1047 00:38:42,391 --> 00:38:43,684                -Okay.                       -[Tina] Look who it is.       1048 00:38:43,726 --> 00:38:45,019        -[Carrie] Imagine this.                       -Hi.                 1049 00:38:45,061 --> 00:38:46,103             -[Bette] Hi.                            -Hello.               1050 00:38:46,145 --> 00:38:48,856        Hey. Hi. This is, um...       1051 00:38:48,898 --> 00:38:50,524    You-you know, Alice had this...  1052 00:38:50,566 --> 00:38:52,109             Hi. I'm Gigi.            1053 00:38:52,151 --> 00:38:53,694          Oh. Oh. [chuckles]          1054 00:38:53,736 --> 00:38:55,029    Wow. Nice to finally meet you.    1055 00:38:55,071 --> 00:38:57,031           Nice to meet you.                 And you must be Carrie.       1056 00:38:57,073 --> 00:38:58,783                 -Yes.                   -I've heard so much about you.    1057 00:38:58,824 --> 00:39:00,868         Oh, really? Anything             Bette's told you about me is     1058 00:39:00,910 --> 00:39:03,788     subject to cross-examination.                  [laughs]               1059 00:39:03,829 --> 00:39:06,248     I'm kidding. I know we're all           part of the same team.        1060 00:39:06,290 --> 00:39:08,626      -[Gigi] What team is that?                    -Yankees.              1061 00:39:08,667 --> 00:39:10,503     All the way. Yankees or die.     1062 00:39:10,544 --> 00:39:12,338              [laughter]              1063 00:39:12,380 --> 00:39:14,507          [Tina] Well, I hear                 this place is great.         1064 00:39:14,548 --> 00:39:16,050       It is. Get the scallops.       1065 00:39:16,092 --> 00:39:17,676      They are perfectly seared.      1066 00:39:17,718 --> 00:39:19,720    Ooh. No, I got a texture thing            with scallops, honey.        1067 00:39:19,762 --> 00:39:21,847        No can do. I can't, no.       1068 00:39:21,889 --> 00:39:24,392            Well, save 'em                  for the grown-ups, right?      1069 00:39:26,894 --> 00:39:29,688       -Well, enjoy your dinner.                   -You, too.              1070 00:39:29,730 --> 00:39:31,399              -You, too.                             -Okay.                1071 00:39:34,902 --> 00:39:38,406  -Okay, I would say I love you...                  -Mm.                 1072 00:39:38,447 --> 00:39:40,324         ...but I don't really                 know you that well.         1073 00:39:40,366 --> 00:39:42,034         No, go ahead, say it.        1074 00:39:42,076 --> 00:39:44,537  Nat and Alice would be thrilled.                [laughs]               1075 00:39:44,578 --> 00:39:46,414             What the hell                    is she talking about?        1076 00:39:46,455 --> 00:39:47,832     "Save 'em for the grown-ups."          What does she think I am?      1077 00:39:47,873 --> 00:39:48,916         Where are you, honey?        1078 00:39:48,958 --> 00:39:50,418             -I'm coming.                          -Go ahead.              1079 00:39:50,459 --> 00:39:52,628       [pop music playing quietly]     1080 00:40:01,137 --> 00:40:03,514             Does it hurt                     to see them together?        1081 00:40:05,808 --> 00:40:08,436              I'm sorry.                 You don't have to answer that.    1082 00:40:08,477 --> 00:40:09,687                [sighs]               1083 00:40:12,064 --> 00:40:17,027     It was hard for me, at first,           to see Nat with Alice.        1084 00:40:20,948 --> 00:40:24,952     You make a life with someone,             and when it's over,         1085 00:40:24,994 --> 00:40:27,037       it's like you're spinning                  in the dark.             1086 00:40:32,001 --> 00:40:35,629         I just really thought                     that, uh...             1087 00:40:39,049 --> 00:40:40,968            Well, at first,                    when-when she left,         1088 00:40:41,010 --> 00:40:43,137            I thought, uh,                  I thought Tina just needs      1089 00:40:43,179 --> 00:40:44,513         some space, you know?        1090 00:40:44,555 --> 00:40:45,848          I mean, she's spent                practically her entire        1091 00:40:45,890 --> 00:40:47,766        adult life in my orbit.       1092 00:40:47,808 --> 00:40:50,686     She probably just needs to be        front and center for a while.    1093 00:40:50,728 --> 00:40:51,812            But then, um...           1094 00:40:51,854 --> 00:40:53,772              You thought                    she'd come back to you.       1095 00:40:59,862 --> 00:41:02,781      Carrie's looking over here              and she looks pissed.        1096 00:41:02,823 --> 00:41:04,116               [laughs]               1097 00:41:04,158 --> 00:41:05,493         Now, I don't want to               complain again, but here.      1098 00:41:05,534 --> 00:41:07,411     They make the font so small,                 honey. Look.             1099 00:41:07,453 --> 00:41:09,079           You're gonna have                    to read it to me,          1100 00:41:09,121 --> 00:41:10,748     -'cause I can't even read it.                  -[laughs]              1101 00:41:10,789 --> 00:41:12,166          And if I don't know             what's in the dish, sweetie,     1102 00:41:12,208 --> 00:41:13,751    -you know what's gonna happen?                   -What?                1103 00:41:13,792 --> 00:41:16,003        -I'm gonna get reflux.                -You always say this.        1104 00:41:16,045 --> 00:41:17,588         I know, but I'm gonna                  order something,           1105 00:41:17,630 --> 00:41:19,632         I'm gonna get reflux.             Gonna ruin my whole night.      1106 00:41:19,673 --> 00:41:20,925           [chuckles, sighs]          1107 00:41:20,966 --> 00:41:22,176      Do you think Bette's okay?      1108 00:41:22,218 --> 00:41:24,512                -Bette?                              -Yeah.                1109 00:41:24,553 --> 00:41:26,347     No, I don't think she's okay.    1110 00:41:26,388 --> 00:41:28,140    I think she's in love with you.  1111 00:41:28,182 --> 00:41:30,184       [scoffs] No, she is not.       1112 00:41:30,226 --> 00:41:31,852             Yes, she is.             1113 00:41:31,894 --> 00:41:34,522      I mean, she's sitting with              that beautiful woman,        1114 00:41:34,563 --> 00:41:36,899         and all she can do is         look over here and stare at you.  1115 00:41:36,941 --> 00:41:39,527     Do you think she's beautiful?    1116 00:41:39,568 --> 00:41:43,072    Objectively, in, like, a common          kind of way, I guess.        1117 00:41:43,113 --> 00:41:45,199               -[laughs]                  -Yes, I guess I could say so,    1118 00:41:45,241 --> 00:41:46,909       but, honey, she's no you.      1119 00:41:46,951 --> 00:41:49,370         Trust me on that one.        1120 00:41:49,495 --> 00:41:52,081       And, listen, if you want              to order the scallops,        1121 00:41:52,122 --> 00:41:53,874    I'll totally try the scallops.    1122 00:41:53,916 --> 00:41:55,543    Remember when we were in Mexico  1123 00:41:55,584 --> 00:41:57,545         and you got me to eat                   that raw fish?            1124 00:41:57,586 --> 00:41:59,713       You said, "It's ceviche.           Who knew that was raw fish?"     1125 00:41:59,755 --> 00:42:01,632             -Yeah, I did.                       -I loved that.            1126 00:42:01,674 --> 00:42:03,717     I don't know why I'm so quick         to just throw things away,      1127 00:42:03,759 --> 00:42:04,969         you know what I mean?        1128 00:42:05,010 --> 00:42:07,721       If you want the scallops,              I'll do the scallops.        1129 00:42:08,931 --> 00:42:10,766       I think you're beautiful.      1130 00:42:14,103 --> 00:42:16,772                -Yeah?                               -Yeah.                1131 00:42:18,524 --> 00:42:20,609      That's a nice thing to say.     1132 00:42:23,070 --> 00:42:24,738              I love you.             1133 00:42:24,780 --> 00:42:27,116           I love you, too.           1134 00:42:32,121 --> 00:42:33,747           [chuckles softly]          1135 00:42:33,789 --> 00:42:36,041      They're definitely talking                 about us again.           1136 00:42:36,083 --> 00:42:37,418               -Really?                               -Mm.                 1137 00:42:37,459 --> 00:42:39,628  [AG's "Terrible Thing" playing]    1138 00:42:40,629 --> 00:42:44,592         Honey, you're so cold       1139 00:42:44,633 --> 00:42:46,051              Come here.              1140 00:42:46,093 --> 00:42:48,846        You left me unpatrolled      1141 00:42:50,306 --> 00:42:52,600             Oh, we're...                Wait, we're really doing this?    1142 00:42:52,641 --> 00:42:54,351        Yeah. We're doing this.       1143 00:42:55,477 --> 00:42:58,981   Do things I don't want to do   1144 00:42:59,023 --> 00:43:02,860            Ooh, oh, for you         1145 00:43:02,901 --> 00:43:05,529           You terrible thing        1146 00:43:05,571 --> 00:43:09,533        You terrible thing, you      1147 00:43:09,575 --> 00:43:10,951             Terrible thing          1148 00:43:10,993 --> 00:43:14,121          You beautiful thing        1149 00:43:16,665 --> 00:43:20,294          You beautiful thing        1150 00:43:21,670 --> 00:43:23,631  -[whispers] You're very naughty.          - You terrible thing        1151 00:43:23,672 --> 00:43:26,467              -[laughing]                  -What are you laughing at?      1152 00:43:26,592 --> 00:43:29,470             Nothing. No.                You're just, you're so excited,  1153 00:43:29,511 --> 00:43:30,763    I can barely keep up with you.    1154 00:43:30,804 --> 00:43:32,306        Who knew poker would be                   so fun, huh?             1155 00:43:32,348 --> 00:43:34,224              -It is fun.                            -It is.               1156 00:43:34,266 --> 00:43:37,019             I love that.                   I love seeing you happy.       1157 00:43:37,061 --> 00:43:38,979              Thank you.              1158 00:43:39,021 --> 00:43:41,440      -Oh, ladies first, please.                      -Oh.                 1159 00:43:41,482 --> 00:43:42,941             -[Shane] Hi.                          -[Tess] Hi.             1160 00:43:42,983 --> 00:43:44,443           -[Parker] Buy in.             -[Shane] Yeah, it's ten, right?  1161 00:43:44,485 --> 00:43:46,779       [RandB music playing quietly]     1162 00:43:46,820 --> 00:43:48,697                 Yup.                 1163 00:43:50,699 --> 00:43:51,367                 Hey.                 1164 00:43:51,408 --> 00:43:53,661                [Eddie]                               'Sup?                1165 00:43:53,702 --> 00:43:55,537        Eddie, what's going on?       1166 00:43:55,579 --> 00:43:57,289       -Is there a game tonight?                      -Nah.                1167 00:43:57,331 --> 00:44:00,250             Not tonight.                Shane, why don't you sit down.    1168 00:44:01,377 --> 00:44:03,337             No, I'm okay.                 I think I can, I can stand.     1169 00:44:03,379 --> 00:44:04,922        Man, sit your ass down.       1170 00:44:04,963 --> 00:44:06,674      You should, you should sit.     1171 00:44:06,715 --> 00:44:09,009  All right, all right, all right.        I'm sitting, Tess. Jesus.      1172 00:44:09,051 --> 00:44:10,010              All right.              1173 00:44:10,052 --> 00:44:12,096         [clears throat] Yeah.        1174 00:44:12,137 --> 00:44:14,682        Shane, do you know why             I started this poker game?      1175 00:44:14,723 --> 00:44:16,392                 -No.                       -Because I wanted a place      1176 00:44:16,558 --> 00:44:18,936          for Black lesbians                   to be able to come,         1177 00:44:18,977 --> 00:44:20,688        kick it and just vibe.        1178 00:44:20,729 --> 00:44:24,274     Mainly because y'all take up            a lot of space in WeHo.       1179 00:44:24,316 --> 00:44:25,859         That Dinah Shore shit                   is not for us,            1180 00:44:25,901 --> 00:44:28,112         and I don't fuck with                     your music.             1181 00:44:28,153 --> 00:44:29,863              It's wack.              1182 00:44:29,905 --> 00:44:32,950    What I wanted to do was sort of       bring our worlds together.      1183 00:44:32,991 --> 00:44:36,870          So by allowing you                 to come into our space,       1184 00:44:36,912 --> 00:44:40,374          I assumed you'd be                 respectful of my house.       1185 00:44:40,416 --> 00:44:43,210               Uh, okay.                   I, um, I think you lost me.     1186 00:44:43,252 --> 00:44:44,920      You tried to fuck my wife.      1187 00:44:45,754 --> 00:44:47,214      That was my reaction, too.      1188 00:44:47,256 --> 00:44:48,716                [Shane]                    I'm sorry. Hold on. Chloe.      1189 00:44:48,757 --> 00:44:51,093  I had no idea she was your wife.  1190 00:44:51,135 --> 00:44:52,511       Truly, she said nothing.       1191 00:44:52,678 --> 00:44:55,264       She don't really have to               say anything to you.         1192 00:44:55,305 --> 00:44:57,099    She can fuck whoever she wants.  1193 00:44:57,141 --> 00:44:58,892    I told you to behave yourself,    1194 00:44:58,934 --> 00:45:01,061          and now the bridge                    has been burned.           1195 00:45:01,103 --> 00:45:02,563      All right? I can't have you           coming in here trying to       1196 00:45:02,604 --> 00:45:03,814       colonize our game night.       1197 00:45:03,856 --> 00:45:05,149        You got to get the fuck                    out of here             1198 00:45:05,190 --> 00:45:06,734         -and never come back.                     -Okay, uh,              1199 00:45:06,775 --> 00:45:08,068             I'd just like                    the money that I just        1200 00:45:08,110 --> 00:45:09,153       passed off for the night.      1201 00:45:09,194 --> 00:45:10,320             10K is gone.             1202 00:45:10,362 --> 00:45:12,906         We just gonna call it                    reparations.             1203 00:45:14,908 --> 00:45:17,911       That's fair. Yeah. Okay.       1204 00:45:17,953 --> 00:45:19,747           -[Tess] Let's go.                     -My apologies.            1205 00:45:19,788 --> 00:45:22,082    -I had no idea. [clears throat]         -[whispers] I'm sorry.        1206 00:45:22,124 --> 00:45:23,584  -[Eddie] Yeah, I-I receive that.               -[Tess] Go.             1207 00:45:23,625 --> 00:45:24,918         All right, I'm going.        1208 00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:26,170             Sorry, Eddie.            1209 00:45:26,211 --> 00:45:27,713              God bless.              1210 00:45:27,755 --> 00:45:29,089          -[Shane] You, too.                        -Mm-hmm.               1211 00:45:29,131 --> 00:45:32,217                -Shit.                            -Oh, my God.             1212 00:45:32,259 --> 00:45:34,762             Jesus Christ.                    Tess, I swear to God,        1213 00:45:34,803 --> 00:45:36,430  I had no idea that was her wife.  1214 00:45:36,472 --> 00:45:37,598               -I know.                         -I swear to you.           1215 00:45:37,639 --> 00:45:40,058           -Please trust me.                    -I know. I know.           1216 00:45:40,100 --> 00:45:42,728    Oh, my God, you should've seen              your face though.          1217 00:45:42,770 --> 00:45:43,937              -What? Me?                            -[laughs]              1218 00:45:43,979 --> 00:45:45,439  -You should have seen your face!                  -No!                 1219 00:45:45,481 --> 00:45:47,399         Don't put that on me.                 You're projecting.          1220 00:45:47,441 --> 00:45:50,110       [Bad Bunny and Jhay Cortez's         "Dákita" playing, in Spanish]    1221 00:45:50,152 --> 00:45:51,236      [lively chatter, cheering]      1222 00:45:51,278 --> 00:45:53,864                                      1223 00:46:00,788 --> 00:46:02,331               [panting]              1224 00:46:02,372 --> 00:46:05,250            Um... Hey, hey.           1225 00:46:05,292 --> 00:46:07,044    I-I have to tell you something.  1226 00:46:07,085 --> 00:46:09,254                 Okay.                1227 00:46:09,296 --> 00:46:11,507            [clears throat]           1228 00:46:11,548 --> 00:46:13,926                 Um...                1229 00:46:13,967 --> 00:46:15,969           Alice offered me                    a promotion today.          1230 00:46:16,011 --> 00:46:18,430          That's great, baby!                   Congratulations!           1231 00:46:18,472 --> 00:46:20,933                I know.                  It's-it's a lot of work though    1232 00:46:20,974 --> 00:46:23,268     and a lot of responsibility,                     so...                1233 00:46:23,310 --> 00:46:25,813       I have... I have no doubt             that you can handle it.       1234 00:46:25,854 --> 00:46:28,106           Yeah, but we want                   to start a family.          1235 00:46:28,148 --> 00:46:29,942                 Yeah.                1236 00:46:29,983 --> 00:46:32,820           You're gonna look                    so cute pregnant.          1237 00:46:32,861 --> 00:46:35,113             Oh, God. Mm.             1238 00:46:35,155 --> 00:46:36,573               [laughs]               1239 00:46:36,615 --> 00:46:39,326     But I don't want to do both.     1240 00:46:39,368 --> 00:46:42,496  Okay. Well, then tell her, baby.  1241 00:46:42,538 --> 00:46:44,498    Thank her for believing in you,       and tell her that right now     1242 00:46:44,540 --> 00:46:47,668        it just doesn't fit in                  with your plans.           1243 00:46:47,709 --> 00:46:49,503           -With our plans.                        -[chuckles]             1244 00:46:50,879 --> 00:46:52,339    I want to have babies with you.  1245 00:46:52,381 --> 00:46:54,007              [chuckles]              1246 00:46:54,049 --> 00:46:56,468            You're gonna be                    the best mama ever.         1247 00:46:56,510 --> 00:46:58,512              [chuckles]              1248 00:46:58,554 --> 00:47:00,055               [laughs]                            Oh, my God.             1249 00:47:00,097 --> 00:47:01,890       I had the weirdest dream                    last night.             1250 00:47:01,932 --> 00:47:02,808                 What?                1251 00:47:02,850 --> 00:47:04,601               -Say it.                       -I-I can't tell you.         1252 00:47:04,643 --> 00:47:06,436       -Stop it. What? Tell me.                       -Mm.                 1253 00:47:06,478 --> 00:47:07,855          [gasps] Wait, wait.         1254 00:47:07,896 --> 00:47:10,941      Was it a sex dream? [gasps]     1255 00:47:10,983 --> 00:47:12,985    Tell me everything. Oh, my God.  1256 00:47:13,026 --> 00:47:14,653         I want every detail.         1257 00:47:14,695 --> 00:47:15,946         -About Bette Porter?                        -Oh...                1258 00:47:15,988 --> 00:47:18,031           -I know. I know.                     -Whoa. [chuckles]          1259 00:47:18,073 --> 00:47:20,826        I know, I know, I know.           It-it... it's weird, but I...    1260 00:47:20,868 --> 00:47:22,661        I feel like it happened                   for a reason.            1261 00:47:22,703 --> 00:47:24,121                -Okay.                       -I think it was, like,        1262 00:47:24,162 --> 00:47:26,999            my subconscious               trying to tell me to tell you    1263 00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:31,211    that-that I had a crush on her           when I worked for her.        1264 00:47:31,253 --> 00:47:35,215           A-And even though                it doesn't mean anything,      1265 00:47:35,257 --> 00:47:37,676    I just thought you should know     before we got married, you know?  1266 00:47:37,718 --> 00:47:40,470              -[exhales]                          -Mm. Well...             1267 00:47:40,512 --> 00:47:42,347            [exhales] Ooh.            1268 00:47:42,389 --> 00:47:44,683           I mean, is-is...           1269 00:47:44,725 --> 00:47:46,685      is that all? Just a crush?      1270 00:47:46,727 --> 00:47:48,645        Of course. Oh, God, no.       1271 00:47:48,687 --> 00:47:50,397     [stammers] Nothing happened.     1272 00:47:50,439 --> 00:47:53,567  -I-I would never do that to you.                 -Yeah.                1273 00:47:53,609 --> 00:47:55,027          Cheating is, like,                   deal-breaker shit.          1274 00:47:55,068 --> 00:47:56,987        No, no. I would never.                    That'd be it.            1275 00:47:57,029 --> 00:47:58,655                -Right.                       -Like, we'd be done.         1276 00:47:58,697 --> 00:47:59,907       [chuckles] Like, there's             no coming back from that.      1277 00:47:59,948 --> 00:48:02,242         No, I-I hear, I hear,                  hey, I hear you.           1278 00:48:02,284 --> 00:48:03,869                -Yeah?                          -Loud and clear.           1279 00:48:03,911 --> 00:48:05,454           -[chuckles] Okay.                       -[chuckles]             1280 00:48:05,495 --> 00:48:07,289      [H.E.R.'s "Every Kind of Way"                    playing]              1281 00:48:07,331 --> 00:48:09,917                                      1282 00:48:13,754 --> 00:48:16,632      I love you. You know that?      1283 00:48:16,673 --> 00:48:20,969         Baby, the sound of you      1284 00:48:21,011 --> 00:48:22,346         Better than a harmony       1285 00:48:22,387 --> 00:48:24,139              I love you.             1286 00:48:25,682 --> 00:48:27,225         I want you off my mind      1287 00:48:27,267 --> 00:48:28,936    Let's get the fuck out of here.  1288 00:48:31,229 --> 00:48:32,522              And on me...           1289 00:48:32,564 --> 00:48:34,107             [both laugh]             1290 00:48:34,149 --> 00:48:35,400                [Dani]                               Yes, baby.             1291 00:48:35,442 --> 00:48:37,694              -[laughing]                    -I'll let you unbutton.       1292 00:48:37,736 --> 00:48:39,404  It just doesn't work. Come here.  1293 00:48:39,446 --> 00:48:41,031           This ain't a dream        1294 00:48:41,073 --> 00:48:43,700         - You're here with me                 -[both laughing]           1295 00:48:43,867 --> 00:48:47,537            Boy, it don't get                   no better than you         1296 00:48:47,579 --> 00:48:50,374          -[moans, chuckles]                        - For you             1297 00:48:50,415 --> 00:48:53,293         I want to take my time      1298 00:48:53,335 --> 00:48:56,296                All night,                      I want to love you         1299 00:48:56,338 --> 00:48:57,756                [sighs]               1300 00:48:57,798 --> 00:48:59,800          In every kind of way       1301 00:48:59,925 --> 00:49:02,594          I want to please you,                    no matter...            1302 00:49:02,636 --> 00:49:03,971         You're so beautiful.         1303 00:49:04,012 --> 00:49:06,431               If the world                    should end tomorrow         1304 00:49:06,473 --> 00:49:09,351         And we only have today      1305 00:49:09,393 --> 00:49:15,107            I'm gonna love you                 in every kind of way        1306 00:49:15,148 --> 00:49:17,526            Yeah, yeah, yeah         1307 00:49:17,567 --> 00:49:18,986           [moaning softly]           1308 00:49:19,027 --> 00:49:22,447               It don't get                    no better than this         1309 00:49:22,489 --> 00:49:26,660                Your kiss,                      I want to love you         1310 00:49:26,702 --> 00:49:29,079          In every kind of way       1311 00:49:29,121 --> 00:49:33,291          I want to please you,            no matter how long it takes     1312 00:49:33,333 --> 00:49:35,419               If the world                    should end tomorrow         1313 00:49:35,460 --> 00:49:37,629         And we only have today      1314 00:49:37,671 --> 00:49:41,299          -[panting, moaning]                 - I'm gonna love you        1315 00:49:41,341 --> 00:49:43,468          In every kind of way       1316 00:49:43,510 --> 00:49:46,346           I want to love you        1317 00:49:46,388 --> 00:49:49,016          In every kind of way       1318 00:49:49,057 --> 00:49:50,934  [staccato string music playing]    1319 00:49:50,976 --> 00:49:53,228                                      1320 00:49:57,482 --> 00:49:59,526         [string music continues]      1321 00:49:59,568 --> 00:50:01,737           [lively chatter]           1322 00:50:07,909 --> 00:50:09,536                [Bette]                     It was a total disaster.       1323 00:50:09,578 --> 00:50:11,955  Until Tina and Carrie showed up.  1324 00:50:12,122 --> 00:50:13,790                  No.                 1325 00:50:13,832 --> 00:50:15,500      Oh, God, what did Gigi do?      1326 00:50:15,542 --> 00:50:17,544                 Um...                1327 00:50:17,586 --> 00:50:20,088               she was,                     she was great, actually.       1328 00:50:20,130 --> 00:50:21,882          Oh, I bet she was.              Yeah, she's great in crisis.     1329 00:50:21,923 --> 00:50:23,216                -Yeah.                            -Sure thing.             1330 00:50:23,258 --> 00:50:25,218              -Um, hey...                      -I'm just gonna...          1331 00:50:25,260 --> 00:50:28,221        No, wait, Bette, hol--           Did you, did you guys hook up?    1332 00:50:28,263 --> 00:50:30,348               -Stop it.                   -Yeah, wait, what happened?     1333 00:50:30,390 --> 00:50:31,725     -Yeah, like, like, anything?                   -Nothing.              1334 00:50:31,767 --> 00:50:33,226             Kissing or...            1335 00:50:33,268 --> 00:50:36,229           -We want details.               -...fingering or anything?      1336 00:50:36,271 --> 00:50:38,231           Okay. We kissed.           1337 00:50:38,273 --> 00:50:39,608              [both gasp]             1338 00:50:39,649 --> 00:50:42,110           -[chuckles] What?                     -Yes, it was...           1339 00:50:42,152 --> 00:50:44,571         Okay, awkward, right?             Kind of awkward, you guys?      1340 00:50:44,613 --> 00:50:46,907           You were the one                    who introduced us.          1341 00:50:46,948 --> 00:50:48,575         I know, but you know.        1342 00:50:48,617 --> 00:50:50,285             Now we share                     something in common.         1343 00:50:50,327 --> 00:50:52,245       -It's just... Yeah, um...                 -[phone chimes]           1344 00:50:52,287 --> 00:50:54,289          -Um, we really do.                   -Did you want to...         1345 00:50:54,331 --> 00:50:55,957  -I got to... I'll be right back.        -Do you want to sign it?       1346 00:50:56,083 --> 00:50:57,626                  Oh.                 1347 00:50:57,667 --> 00:50:59,461       [Bette] God, I never know         what to write in these things.    1348 00:50:59,503 --> 00:51:00,837         [Alice clears throat]        1349 00:51:01,630 --> 00:51:03,048              -You okay?                          -[Alice] Huh?            1350 00:51:03,090 --> 00:51:05,092       Yeah, I got to take care                    of a thing.             1351 00:51:05,133 --> 00:51:07,594    So, have you heard from Eddie?    1352 00:51:07,636 --> 00:51:10,263          She is not exactly                   answering my calls.         1353 00:51:10,305 --> 00:51:12,099           Are you serious?           1354 00:51:12,140 --> 00:51:13,892                 Yeah.                1355 00:51:13,934 --> 00:51:16,561       Oh, Tess, I'm sorry. I...      1356 00:51:16,603 --> 00:51:19,272    I know you loved working there.           I really am sorry.          1357 00:51:19,314 --> 00:51:22,067      Something like that. Yeah.      1358 00:51:22,109 --> 00:51:23,318               Tell me.               1359 00:51:24,027 --> 00:51:27,781    I didn't love it, I needed it.            There's a difference.        1360 00:51:27,823 --> 00:51:28,949                  Hi.                 1361 00:51:28,990 --> 00:51:31,618    Well, let me make it up to you.  1362 00:51:31,660 --> 00:51:34,621              It's okay.                   You don't owe me anything.      1363 00:51:37,207 --> 00:51:39,292  So what's going on with you two?  1364 00:51:41,503 --> 00:51:43,088          -Hi. How you doing?                         -Hey.                1365 00:51:43,130 --> 00:51:44,464                -Good.                             -Let's go.              1366 00:51:44,506 --> 00:51:45,674           All right. Okay.           1367 00:51:45,715 --> 00:51:47,134    You want to be quiet about it.                  I get it.              1368 00:51:47,175 --> 00:51:49,469       -[Shane] Are you coming?                     -Mm-hmm.               1369 00:51:49,511 --> 00:51:51,763      Thank you for inviting me.      1370 00:51:54,474 --> 00:51:56,476             -[Alice] Hey.                            -Hey.                1371 00:51:56,518 --> 00:51:59,146     Hi. I got your text message.              Is everything okay?         1372 00:51:59,187 --> 00:52:01,815      Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.            Uh, everything's great.       1373 00:52:01,857 --> 00:52:03,900       Oh, you look incredible,                    by the way.             1374 00:52:03,942 --> 00:52:05,402              -Thank you.                            -Yeah.                1375 00:52:05,443 --> 00:52:07,821     -And, uh, I didn't tell her.                -Oh, God. Okay.           1376 00:52:07,863 --> 00:52:09,739           -Thank God. Yeah.                 -And you'll never tell        1377 00:52:09,781 --> 00:52:11,783            -a soul, right?                        -No. Never.             1378 00:52:11,825 --> 00:52:13,869              Never. No.              1379 00:52:14,035 --> 00:52:17,455           And I think that              I can't accept your job offer.    1380 00:52:17,497 --> 00:52:22,210           We just, we, um,                we want to start a family.      1381 00:52:23,545 --> 00:52:24,671                 Okay.                1382 00:52:24,713 --> 00:52:27,716     Yeah, I mean, I get it. Sure.    1383 00:52:29,217 --> 00:52:30,468                 Yeah.                1384 00:52:30,510 --> 00:52:32,304             Are you okay?            1385 00:52:32,345 --> 00:52:33,346                 Yeah.                1386 00:52:33,388 --> 00:52:35,348            Um, thank you.            1387 00:52:35,390 --> 00:52:37,392                -Yeah.                             -I'll, uh,              1388 00:52:37,434 --> 00:52:39,519       I'll see you down there.       1389 00:52:39,561 --> 00:52:40,645                 Okay.                1390 00:52:40,687 --> 00:52:42,522                -Yeah.                             -All right.             1391 00:52:42,564 --> 00:52:44,482              gentle music           1392 00:52:44,524 --> 00:52:46,943                                      1393 00:52:51,573 --> 00:52:53,783                [sighs]               1394 00:52:54,743 --> 00:52:56,870             [strings playing                      classical music]          1395 00:52:56,912 --> 00:52:58,538         [indistinct chatter]         1396 00:52:58,580 --> 00:52:59,706               -Oh, hi.                           -[Shane] Hey.            1397 00:52:59,748 --> 00:53:00,999       So, where are we sitting?      1398 00:53:01,166 --> 00:53:02,417        [Bette] Uh, I saved you                a seat right here.          1399 00:53:02,459 --> 00:53:04,211           -Oh, where's Nat?                   -Right behind you.          1400 00:53:04,252 --> 00:53:05,378              [laughter]              1401 00:53:05,420 --> 00:53:09,007      Oh. Who is she talking to?                  Who is that?             1402 00:53:09,049 --> 00:53:11,468       -Uh, probably a caterer.                       -Oh.                 1403 00:53:11,509 --> 00:53:13,970          She always zeros in            on a freshly passed app, so...    1404 00:53:14,012 --> 00:53:16,932    Well, those must be some pretty       good apps, then. [chuckles]     1405 00:53:17,766 --> 00:53:19,226               -Really?                     -Well, I mean, just seems      1406 00:53:19,267 --> 00:53:20,518     like they're hitting it off,                  that's all.             1407 00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:21,770                  Oh.                 1408 00:53:23,688 --> 00:53:24,981                 Okay.                     Shane, will you hold these?     1409 00:53:25,148 --> 00:53:26,524         Yeah, can you grab me                one of those snacks?         1410 00:53:26,566 --> 00:53:27,901    -On a plate? Yeah, yeah, yeah.                -The snacks?             1411 00:53:27,943 --> 00:53:29,653        Okay. Excuse me. Sorry.       1412 00:53:29,694 --> 00:53:31,738         -[Nat] Oh, my God...          -Excuse, excuse, excuse, excuse.  1413 00:53:31,780 --> 00:53:32,906               [Marissa]                     But we got through it.        1414 00:53:32,948 --> 00:53:34,157             -Hi. Hi. Hi.                             -Hi.                 1415 00:53:34,199 --> 00:53:35,617            -[Marissa] Hi.                            -Hi.                 1416 00:53:35,659 --> 00:53:38,036       Um, the wedding is about             to start. So we should...      1417 00:53:38,203 --> 00:53:40,205       Okay, great. Um, Marissa,            this is my girlfriend A--      1418 00:53:40,247 --> 00:53:42,374               -Do what?                     -Uh, I was just saying        1419 00:53:42,415 --> 00:53:44,626      that this is my girlfriend           Alice, and this is Marissa.     1420 00:53:44,668 --> 00:53:46,419           -Love your show.                       -[Alice] Oh.             1421 00:53:46,461 --> 00:53:47,712          Thank you so much.          1422 00:53:47,754 --> 00:53:50,048    Uh, Marissa was just telling me            about her husband          1423 00:53:50,090 --> 00:53:52,592          and her girlfriend.         1424 00:53:52,634 --> 00:53:54,386                -Okay.                               -Yeah.                1425 00:53:54,427 --> 00:53:56,554       Yeah, we tried the whole        throuple thing with her ex-wife.  1426 00:53:56,596 --> 00:53:58,223         -Nat was telling me.                -Yeah, it was no good.        1427 00:53:58,265 --> 00:54:01,268         -There were moments.                    -It was, um...            1428 00:54:01,309 --> 00:54:03,436        -Yeah, highs and lows.                    -I would say             1429 00:54:03,478 --> 00:54:04,854         it wasn't that great.        1430 00:54:04,896 --> 00:54:06,690          It didn't end well.                   It ended poorly.           1431 00:54:06,731 --> 00:54:08,692       -It was nice meeting you.          -Oh, yeah, nice meeting you.     1432 00:54:08,733 --> 00:54:11,278       -Really nice meeting you.             -[Alice] So, oh, yeah.        1433 00:54:12,988 --> 00:54:14,447             -She's nice.                  -[minister] At this time...     1434 00:54:14,489 --> 00:54:16,533             -[Nat] Yeah.                -...we'd like to ask all guests  1435 00:54:16,574 --> 00:54:17,784         to please be seated.         1436 00:54:21,663 --> 00:54:23,623      You know, she was actually      1437 00:54:23,665 --> 00:54:25,583         bringing up something                kind of interesting.         1438 00:54:25,625 --> 00:54:27,294               Was she?               1439 00:54:27,335 --> 00:54:29,254     -We can talk about it later.                    -Yeah.                1440 00:54:29,296 --> 00:54:31,047                 Okay.                1441 00:54:31,089 --> 00:54:32,757       [slow string music playing]     1442 00:54:32,799 --> 00:54:35,468                                      1443 00:54:54,029 --> 00:54:56,364         [indistinct chatter]         1444 00:55:11,796 --> 00:55:14,007                                      1445 00:55:19,387 --> 00:55:20,847               [exhales]              1446 00:55:32,150 --> 00:55:34,361            [crying softly]           1447 00:55:52,379 --> 00:55:54,631                                      1448 00:56:18,571 --> 00:56:20,824           [inhales sharply]          1449 00:56:20,865 --> 00:56:22,575                 Wow.                 1450 00:56:23,118 --> 00:56:26,579        You look so beautiful.                   [laughs softly]           1451 00:56:27,956 --> 00:56:28,998           [chuckles softly]          1452 00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:32,377            -Just breathe.                     -[breathes deeply]          1453 00:56:32,419 --> 00:56:34,421        We're getting married.        1454 00:56:34,462 --> 00:56:35,588             [both laugh]             1455 00:56:35,630 --> 00:56:37,757              [minister]                            Welcome.               1456 00:56:37,799 --> 00:56:40,218     Thank you all for joining us              as we celebrate...          1457 00:56:40,260 --> 00:56:42,011          I love you so much.         1458 00:56:42,053 --> 00:56:44,722         -...Dani and Sophie.                -You know that, right?        1459 00:56:44,764 --> 00:56:47,434          When I look around                   at the love that...         1460 00:56:47,475 --> 00:56:49,519             -[door opens]                      -[Finley] Hello?           1461 00:56:49,561 --> 00:56:51,104             [door closes]            1462 00:56:51,146 --> 00:56:52,981               [Sophie]                             Oh, shit.              1463 00:56:53,815 --> 00:56:55,275                 Uh...                1464 00:56:55,316 --> 00:56:57,360      [people murmuring quietly]      1465 00:56:57,861 --> 00:57:00,071      -I might need a ride home.                  -Wait, what?             1466 00:57:00,113 --> 00:57:02,449  -What do you think you're doing?               -[exhales]              1467 00:57:03,450 --> 00:57:06,619      [quiet murmuring continues]     1468 00:57:08,079 --> 00:57:09,664                -Sorry.                    -[Shane] What is she doing?     1469 00:57:09,706 --> 00:57:13,126             -[Finley] Hi.                   -I think I might know.        1470 00:57:15,462 --> 00:57:16,963               I, uh...               1471 00:57:18,506 --> 00:57:21,134             Oh, boy. I...            1472 00:57:21,301 --> 00:57:23,928             -I love you.                 -[people gasping, murmuring]     1473 00:57:25,263 --> 00:57:26,556    I think I've always loved you,    1474 00:57:26,598 --> 00:57:28,475      and I just didn't want you                 to get married            1475 00:57:28,516 --> 00:57:30,518     without all that information.    1476 00:57:31,644 --> 00:57:33,229         And if you don't feel                    the same way,            1477 00:57:33,396 --> 00:57:36,065         I'll leave right now               and, you know... [scoffs]      1478 00:57:36,107 --> 00:57:39,152      this will be a great story       to tell or something. But, um...  1479 00:57:41,112 --> 00:57:43,156         I do love you. So...         1480 00:57:45,116 --> 00:57:46,743            I'm pretty sure                     you love me, too.          1481 00:57:47,869 --> 00:57:49,579     S-Sophie, wh-what's going on?    1482 00:57:49,621 --> 00:57:50,955               [panting]              1483 00:57:50,997 --> 00:57:52,999          soft, dramatic music       1484 00:57:53,041 --> 00:57:54,751                Sophie,                    what is she talking about?      1485 00:57:54,792 --> 00:57:56,961                                      1486 00:57:57,003 --> 00:57:58,338                 I...                 1487 00:57:58,379 --> 00:58:00,215       Hit hard, cause a scandal     1488 00:58:00,381 --> 00:58:02,675               Can't stop,                      I'm hard to handle         1489 00:58:02,717 --> 00:58:04,552       Don't care if my halo dips   1490 00:58:04,594 --> 00:58:07,388             My rise to this                    is worth the risk          1491 00:58:07,430 --> 00:58:09,557   Run fast, put up a champion     1492 00:58:09,599 --> 00:58:11,559   One chance to make it happen   1493 00:58:11,601 --> 00:58:13,311       Don't care if my halo dips   1494 00:58:13,436 --> 00:58:15,980             My rise to this                    is worth the risk          1495 00:58:16,022 --> 00:58:18,149       Work, work, harder, harder   1496 00:58:18,191 --> 00:58:20,193              We work, work                   for the dollar, dollar