1 00:00:01,335 --> 00:00:02,920 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 2 00:00:04,087 --> 00:00:05,673 MOIRA: Oh, yeah! JOHNNY: Oh, yeah, yeah. 3 00:00:05,714 --> 00:00:07,967 Could you spare some a... Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 4 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,134 MOIRA: (SHRIEKS) David! 5 00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:11,261 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 6 00:00:11,303 --> 00:00:13,388 -Oh, my God. -Oh, my God, what's happening? 7 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:15,933 I saw hell is what's happening. Oh, my God. 8 00:00:15,975 --> 00:00:17,058 -What? -(DOOR OPENING) 9 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:18,519 -(MUFFLED) Oh, my... -David, 10 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:20,980 what you just saw was your mother and me... 11 00:00:21,062 --> 00:00:22,397 -I know what I saw... -Having an intimate moment. 12 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:23,524 -I cannot unsee that! -JOHNNY: Okay. 13 00:00:23,565 --> 00:00:25,108 Oh, my God, you poor thing. 14 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:27,987 And I refuse to feel guilty about being in bed with my wife. 15 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:30,489 -Ew! Ew! Ew! -I hate to be the one to tell you, 16 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:33,575 but having sex is not just about making children, 17 00:00:33,617 --> 00:00:36,620 so they can grow up and make you feel bad about having sex. 18 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:38,330 Oh, my God, can you stop this, please? 19 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:40,541 I will not be shamed. Shame on you. 20 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:42,543 Shame on you for attempting that position 21 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:43,627 -at 8:00 in the morning. -ALEXIS: Oh! 22 00:00:43,669 --> 00:00:45,587 -John? -You know what? 23 00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:48,173 Do you know how difficult it is for us 24 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:50,133 to share a wall with you two? 25 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:51,301 I do now. 26 00:00:51,343 --> 00:00:52,553 JOHNNY: Yes, well, if you don't mind, 27 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:54,221 we are now going back into our room 28 00:00:54,262 --> 00:00:56,097 and don't even think about opening that door... 29 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:58,684 -Are you serious? -Next time. 30 00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:01,645 (WHISPERS) Oh, my God. 31 00:01:01,687 --> 00:01:03,981 -(DOOR CLOSES) -(MIMICS GAGGING) 32 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,901 No, no, no. 33 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:16,076 -Roland, I just need the door fixed. Okay? -Mmm-hmm. 34 00:01:16,117 --> 00:01:17,870 My family can't keep living like this. 35 00:01:17,912 --> 00:01:20,247 My wife and I, we have no privacy. 36 00:01:20,288 --> 00:01:23,584 Okay, all right. I get what this is about. 37 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:26,503 You and the wife wanna bump the old uglies, huh? 38 00:01:26,545 --> 00:01:29,256 -(CHUCKLES) -I have no idea what that means. 39 00:01:29,297 --> 00:01:30,591 Having a little problem down there 40 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:31,926 below there, Johnny Boy, huh? 41 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:33,134 No, there's no problem, Roland, 42 00:01:33,176 --> 00:01:34,261 I just need the locks fixed... 43 00:01:34,302 --> 00:01:35,763 It's okay, I get it. 44 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:36,972 I get it, Captain. 45 00:01:37,014 --> 00:01:38,807 You've been out to sea for a while, 46 00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:40,350 you wanna bring the boat into port, 47 00:01:40,392 --> 00:01:43,729 and maybe, get your mast scrubbed? 48 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:46,440 What're you guys down to, now? Like, twice a day? 49 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:47,983 Okay, this is a conversation 50 00:01:48,025 --> 00:01:50,027 you and I will never have, all right? 51 00:01:50,069 --> 00:01:51,820 I just need the door fixed. 52 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:53,447 Well, how 'bout I do you one better? 53 00:01:53,488 --> 00:01:55,074 We got a cabin up by the lake. 54 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:58,077 It's just a little love nest for the lady and me. 55 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:01,455 You know, when we wanna spark the old spark from time to time. 56 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:03,457 My gift to you and yours for the night. 57 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:05,626 So generous, but I'm gonna take a pass. 58 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:07,669 -Hey, Johnny. -Jocelyn? 59 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:09,504 -How are you? -Uh, good. Good. 60 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:11,882 Sex life's in the crapper. I just offered him the cabin. 61 00:02:11,924 --> 00:02:13,216 That is so not true. 62 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:15,552 -I knew something was wrong. -Nothing is wrong. 63 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:16,929 You should take the cabin. 64 00:02:16,971 --> 00:02:19,056 I wouldn't wanna see your relationship get any worse. 65 00:02:19,098 --> 00:02:21,516 No, our relationship is fine. It's just a privacy issue... 66 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:24,352 Johnny, Johnny, come on, come on, come on, come on. 67 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:27,982 Take the cabin, okay? 68 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:31,485 And, uh, feel free to use the restraints. 69 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:32,945 We keep 'em under the bed, so... 70 00:02:32,987 --> 00:02:33,988 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 71 00:02:34,029 --> 00:02:35,489 Pick a safe word. 72 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:37,324 -ROLAND: Mmm... -(SIGHS) 73 00:02:37,365 --> 00:02:38,700 I, for one, think we should 74 00:02:38,742 --> 00:02:40,327 take them up on their offer. 75 00:02:40,368 --> 00:02:42,245 I can't believe what I'm hearing here. 76 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:45,040 We're talking about Roland's place. 77 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:47,375 Who knows what the hell we're gonna find up there? 78 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:49,544 Well, we can't share any real intimacy here 79 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:51,421 in this internment camp, John, 80 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:53,841 and I don't want to turn into my parents. 81 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:55,759 Separate beds, separate rooms. 82 00:02:55,801 --> 00:02:57,302 Well, separate countries. 83 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:59,262 Exactly! A bad marriage! 84 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:02,641 Hey, if you're willing to give this a shot, I'm game. 85 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:03,934 -You're game. -Yeah. 86 00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:06,812 Okay. I'll play. 87 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:09,982 Actually, I have a good feeling about this, John. 88 00:03:10,024 --> 00:03:12,567 You know, I'm starting to get a pretty good feeling myself. 89 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:14,862 Are you? 90 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:17,196 Oh, my God! Am I being punished for something? 91 00:03:17,238 --> 00:03:19,324 David, are you a dirty Peeping Tom? 92 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:21,660 I don't' think parenting books would approve of you saying that to me. 93 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:23,537 I'm here to grab a magazine, 94 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:26,123 and go back and leave you guys to whatever disgusting... 95 00:03:26,165 --> 00:03:27,749 -MOIRA: Stay. -Stick around, stick around. 96 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:29,793 -Alexis? -Alexis! 97 00:03:31,210 --> 00:03:32,713 They're done! 98 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:36,216 Your father and I have some very important news. 99 00:03:36,257 --> 00:03:37,342 If you tell me that you're pregnant, 100 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,094 I'm gonna vomit on this floor right now. 101 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:41,221 -(CHUCKLES) Oh, can you imagine? -We're planning a trip. 102 00:03:41,262 --> 00:03:42,347 Okay. 103 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:45,350 Just to a cabin overnight. 104 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:48,311 And we request that the two of you not try to contact us 105 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:50,480 for the next 24 hours. 106 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:53,859 -I really appreciate you doing that for me. -I'm doing it for us. 107 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:55,443 Well, it's to my benefit. 108 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:57,905 Um, why don't you guys stay at the cabin for longer? 109 00:03:57,946 --> 00:04:01,742 Oh, I would never just abandon you two in a motel in the middle of nowhere. 110 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:03,785 Didn't you once take the wrong baby home from pre-school? 111 00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:06,163 Alexis looked Chinese as an infant. 112 00:04:06,205 --> 00:04:08,289 How many times must I defend myself? 113 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:10,209 So, we're good, then? Thank you. 114 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,960 -No, thank you. -No, thank you. 115 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:15,172 -Honestly, thank you. -Enough, David. 116 00:04:15,214 --> 00:04:18,425 Thank you so much for the loan of your cabin and your truck. 117 00:04:18,466 --> 00:04:20,677 Looks like you folks got a lot of gear here, huh? 118 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:22,596 Is that the tickle trunk? (CHUCKLES) 119 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:26,016 It's just clothes. 120 00:04:26,058 --> 00:04:28,018 Yeah, okay, but just keep in mind, 121 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:29,603 there's only 60 amp service there. 122 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:31,521 So, don't be plugging a lot of gadgets in all at once, 123 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:32,689 if you know what I mean. 124 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:35,192 Yet another disturbing look into his world. 125 00:04:35,234 --> 00:04:37,111 ROLAND: All right, directions. 126 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:39,529 Super easy, Johnny. Here's what I want you to do. 127 00:04:39,571 --> 00:04:43,283 Okay, I want you take highway 10 to Loon Lake Road North, okay? 128 00:04:43,324 --> 00:04:44,367 I want you to take a right there. 129 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:45,911 There's gonna be a split in the fence, 130 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:48,038 I want you to go left at that split, and keep going. 131 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:51,083 Go through the intersection of Loon Lake Road South, okay? 132 00:04:51,125 --> 00:04:52,459 And then, you're gonna find Pine Road. 133 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:53,835 Now, you go up Pine Road, 134 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:55,420 I want you take a right at that big oak tree, all right? 135 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,256 It's old, it's big, you can't miss it. 136 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,674 You go down the hill to the left and we're the third cabin on the right. 137 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:00,968 Okay? The key's under the mat. 138 00:05:01,009 --> 00:05:03,887 -Got it. -Really? 139 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:05,764 Key is under the mat. 140 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:11,061 So, I think I'm gonna go next door because your mess is making me anxious. 141 00:05:11,103 --> 00:05:12,146 What mess? 142 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:15,107 You know how clean my apartment was in New York. 143 00:05:15,149 --> 00:05:17,192 It was so clean. It was really clean. 144 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:21,655 Well, it was very clean because you had a maid to keep it very clean for you. 145 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:24,158 No. I kept it clean after Cecilia cleaned. 146 00:05:24,199 --> 00:05:29,496 Anyway, I think it's best if we just take some space 147 00:05:29,537 --> 00:05:35,585 and I am looking forward to sleeping in a bed that is not made for a toddler. 148 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:39,380 Okay. I'll just chill here in my own space and... 149 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:41,340 Yeah. 150 00:05:41,382 --> 00:05:43,135 Maybe I'll do a mask or something, 151 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:46,554 and check in with myself and see how I'm doing... 152 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:49,141 -Okay, so, we're good? -Yeah. 153 00:05:49,183 --> 00:05:51,185 Okay. See you tomorrow. 154 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:52,769 Okay. 155 00:06:00,359 --> 00:06:01,486 (SIGHS) 156 00:06:09,577 --> 00:06:10,537 (DOOR CLOSING) 157 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:13,165 I'm out of mask. 158 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:18,128 I was so bored in there! 159 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:19,963 I'm sorry to hear that. 160 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:23,050 Okay, so, I think that we should take advantage of mom and dad being gone. 161 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,383 I am. 162 00:06:24,425 --> 00:06:25,802 Okay, but like, throwing a party, or something. 163 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:26,970 No. Absolutely not. 164 00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:29,430 Just a tiny, little, casual motel party. 165 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:31,599 Okay, Alexis, I have no interest in finding out 166 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:35,394 what types of people are attracted to casual motel parties. 167 00:06:35,436 --> 00:06:37,981 But you do have an interest in lounging on a bed 168 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:39,858 that mom and dad have had sex all over? 169 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,193 Why would you do that to me right now? 170 00:06:41,235 --> 00:06:44,738 David, I miss my life, and I miss doing things, 171 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:47,157 and I miss being surrounded by loose acquaintances 172 00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:51,661 who think that I'm funny, and smart, and charming. 173 00:06:53,412 --> 00:06:55,498 Will you? Just a few people. Please? 174 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:56,750 You can't tell me that you don't wanna hang out 175 00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:57,876 with people other than me. 176 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,878 -Obviously. -Okay, so? 177 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,756 Okay, fine. Something small. Like, a little games night. 178 00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:04,549 Yes, like a small, little games night party. 179 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:06,593 No. Like a little games night, period. 180 00:07:06,634 --> 00:07:08,636 Okay, fine. And then, if it turns into something else, 181 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:10,055 it turns into something else. 182 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:11,681 Well, it won't 'cause there's only six people invited. 183 00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:13,225 Any more, and game play gets too yelly. 184 00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:15,810 It gets very yelly. 185 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:18,939 Okay, this party is gonna be... 186 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:19,981 -It's not a party. -Awesome! 187 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:21,566 -It's not a party. -So much fun! 188 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:22,734 I'm so excited! 189 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:43,004 JOHNNY: Hey, not bad! 190 00:07:43,755 --> 00:07:46,591 Rustic but nice, huh? 191 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,635 The great outdoors, Moira. 192 00:07:48,676 --> 00:07:51,179 I am shocked and delighted. 193 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:53,765 Yes. I have to say I was nervous about this, 194 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:56,977 but I've gotta hand it to Roland, he came through. 195 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:00,814 He's moron! 196 00:08:00,855 --> 00:08:02,149 (CLATTERING) 197 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:05,277 Key's under the mat, is it? The key is under the mat! 198 00:08:05,319 --> 00:08:06,694 -(CLOTH RIPS) -(GROANS) 199 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:09,030 That's great! Lying son-of-a... 200 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:12,617 Idiot man! 201 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,494 Moron! 202 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:17,998 Oh, good. 203 00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:20,208 -MOIRA: John? -Yeah! Coming, honey! 204 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:22,127 I'm coming. 205 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:24,004 (EXHALES) 206 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:34,389 Well, hello. 207 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:39,186 Oh, my car broke down and it's raining, 208 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:42,563 and I wondered if I might spend the night? 209 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:46,485 Well, first, let's get you out of those dry clothes 210 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:49,529 and we'll see where the night takes us. 211 00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:52,199 So, I need to flesh out this games night thing. 212 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:53,867 Between you and my sister, 213 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:56,619 and the barn guy and that girl in the restaurant, we have five, 214 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:59,331 and obviously, we need an even six for ultimate game play. 215 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:01,791 Well, what if I'm not a games person? 216 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:05,586 We're far too similar for you not to be, so, options, please? 217 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:08,631 Obviously, they need to be funny, and smart, 218 00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:11,801 and have well-rounded sense of humour and a wide range of knowledge. 219 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:14,221 -(SNIFFLES) -All those types of people move away from here. 220 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:17,224 -That's funny. -No, I'm serious. 221 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:21,561 -Oh, what about Eric? He finished high school. -Hmm? 222 00:09:21,602 --> 00:09:23,230 I don't love his look. 223 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:26,400 Oh, looks are important? Why don't we throw a pageant? 224 00:09:26,441 --> 00:09:29,861 Trust me, if I had time, we would, but we don't, so... 225 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:32,739 What about Sarah? She's cute and speaks English. 226 00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:33,740 Hmm? 227 00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:36,368 Mmm-mmm. 228 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:37,785 She'd get it? 229 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:39,413 -Get what? -Like "get it" get it. 230 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:40,914 "It," like, the vibe. 231 00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:43,750 Understand that games night needs to run a certain way, 232 00:09:43,791 --> 00:09:46,878 otherwise, it won't work. 233 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:51,591 Can I be on your team? You sound really fun. 234 00:09:51,632 --> 00:09:53,427 Listen, you don't have to help me out if you don't want to. 235 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:54,844 -I can find someone else. -Really? 236 00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:56,012 -Mmm-hmm. -Okay. 237 00:09:57,389 --> 00:09:59,849 -Well, it's... Okay. -Have fun. 238 00:09:59,891 --> 00:10:01,560 -Okay. -My money's on the other team. 239 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,819 (MUSIC PLAYING SOFTLY) 240 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:18,285 Hi. 241 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:21,079 Can I help you? 242 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:24,665 Yeah, I just, uh, came to apologise. 243 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:26,293 For what? 244 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:28,920 For uninviting you to games night. 245 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:31,631 You did not uninvite me. I uninvited myself. 246 00:10:31,672 --> 00:10:32,882 Mmm-hmm. 247 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:36,261 Okay, well, um, I would really like it if you came 248 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:38,597 and I would really love it if you could bring 249 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:42,683 one other person of your choosing. 250 00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:45,728 So, it doesn't matter if they don't blend? 251 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,565 Mmm-mmm. 252 00:10:48,607 --> 00:10:50,858 And this doesn't have anything to do with the fact 253 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:53,236 that you couldn't find anybody else to come? 254 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:54,321 (CHUCKLES) 255 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,573 No. What? No. I... 256 00:10:56,615 --> 00:10:59,534 You are a very bright, funny person, 257 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:02,287 with a wide range of useful knowledge, 258 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,122 and the fact that we don't have 259 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,625 an ideal number for team style game-play, 260 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,127 is not why I'm here. 261 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,505 You're such a liar. 262 00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:13,590 And I was bluffing when I said I wasn't coming. 263 00:11:13,632 --> 00:11:15,800 I just wanted to see you beg, so... 264 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,344 Okay. 265 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:19,387 I'll put out some feelers, but, you know, such short notice, 266 00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:21,139 all the town hotties will have plans. 267 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:24,559 I'll see you tonight! Yeah, thanks. 268 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:26,102 -Thank you. -Welcome. 269 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:35,570 This place is almost charming. Very rustic cottage. 270 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:37,696 I was half expecting early unabomber. 271 00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:41,159 Oh, look, Roland and Jocelyn. 272 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,619 MOIRA: Who are the other two? 273 00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:45,163 JOHNNY: Well, that's Bob. He's on the town council. 274 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,873 MOIRA: And his partner? 275 00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:49,876 Roland has gay friends! Again, shocked and delighted. 276 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:53,547 -I think that's his wife. -No, they're both called husband. 277 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:56,090 Look at them smiling away. 278 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:58,009 What have they got to be so happy about? 279 00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,344 Well, they have no money issues. 280 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,679 That's why they're so happy. 281 00:12:00,719 --> 00:12:02,556 No, they just don't know any better. 282 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,935 So, Eric... 283 00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:11,565 How do you know Stevie? 284 00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:14,025 She used to be my babysitter. 285 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:18,321 Great. Wow, okay. And how are your trivia skills? 286 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:19,531 My what? 287 00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:22,116 Oh, my God. Okay. Good choice. Good choice. 288 00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:23,159 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 289 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,078 (EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY) 290 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:32,419 You guys came. Together. That's so cute! Come in! 291 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:34,671 Twyla, you look amazing! 292 00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:37,924 Mutt, you look like a mill dollars. 293 00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:39,467 Okay, so I brought this pie from work, 294 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,511 but on the way, I realised I didn't check what kind. 295 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:43,179 So, there's a 50-50 chance there's meat in it. 296 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:44,889 Oh, my God, that's so cute. Thank you. 297 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,891 Okay, so it's 8:15. It's 8:15. 298 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:50,061 We should have started at 8:00. So, 15 minutes late. 299 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:53,523 Let's sit down and I will explain the game. 300 00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:56,526 And I would just like to thank everybody so much for coming. 301 00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:58,861 This is the first social thing that I've done 302 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,739 in, like, a really long time, 303 00:13:00,779 --> 00:13:04,783 so, let's just have so much fun and we'll just see where the night takes us. 304 00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:07,621 Well, it'll take us to a three part games night that ends at 10:00. 305 00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:08,955 Okay, well, we'll see. 306 00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:10,540 DAVID: Okay, so, let's start. ALEXIS: Okay. 307 00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:13,710 Let's start by putting down 10 famous names 308 00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:16,379 onto the pieces of paper in front of you. 309 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:17,922 I don't think I can fit 10 names 310 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,340 -on this piece of paper. -(ALEXIS CHUCKLES) 311 00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:22,719 That's funny. That's funny. No, one per piece of paper. 312 00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:25,138 Ten pieces of paper, 10 names. 313 00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:26,723 Who should I put down? 314 00:13:26,765 --> 00:13:28,807 I can't tell you that, Eric, 'cause that would wreck the game. 315 00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:30,351 So, then, how do I know what to put? 316 00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:32,145 -Oh, my God. -(WHISPERS) Relax. 317 00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:33,438 Can you put yourself down? 318 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,814 Oh, okay, who wants a shot? Because I do. 319 00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:38,652 No, we need to finish putting the names down first. 320 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:39,736 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 321 00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:41,237 Who's that? 322 00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:43,698 Okay, I may or may not have invited a few other people. 323 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:46,576 -What kind... Who? -I don't know. I met them on the way home. 324 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,164 ALEXIS: Hey! MAN: Hey. 325 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,499 -ALEXIS: How are you? -Good, good. 326 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,709 -ALEXIS: Good. Hey! -Hey, kids. 327 00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:56,586 Stevie, Mutt, Twyla. 328 00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:58,338 -Hey, Dane. -Who the fuck is this? 329 00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,923 He's the worst, okay? So, just breathe through it. 330 00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:04,803 Hi. David Rose. Okay. 331 00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:10,099 So, we have split into teams and that's an odd number, so, we're stuck. 332 00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:12,602 No worries. We're here for the party. Keg's in the truck. 333 00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:13,936 What kegs? No one ordered a keg. 334 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:16,773 David, can you please not be rude in front of... 335 00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,358 -Dane. -Dane? 336 00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:19,734 -So, now, what? -Oh, god! 337 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:23,070 In the bowl, Eric. Put them in the... 338 00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:28,702 Wow! 339 00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:29,869 Yeah. 340 00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:30,995 (PANTING) 341 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,164 I can't see out of one eye. 342 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,916 But I'm still alive, that's the main thing. 343 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,043 (SIGHS) 344 00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:39,045 I'm hungry. Should I go get... 345 00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:43,800 No! No. You don't have to get anything. 346 00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:47,428 I will get some food, I will get the wine. 347 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:53,267 You have done more than enough. 348 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:04,195 Oh, good, you're done. We didn't wanna interrupt. 349 00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,240 What're you doing here? 350 00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:11,327 Oh, just finishing off the latest Harold Zable novel. 351 00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:12,453 You ever read him? 352 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:14,247 How long have you been here? 353 00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:16,207 (CHUCKLES) Quite a while. 354 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:19,627 Yeah, you seemed to have a little trouble there getting going. 355 00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:21,588 And, well, we, uh... 356 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:25,425 We didn't think you needed the extra pressure on you, so... 357 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,594 Oh, hi! You're good. 358 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,095 And you are? 359 00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:34,601 I'm Bob, this is my wife Gwen, and, uh, this is our cabin. 360 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:38,187 No, no, no. This is Roland and Jocelyn's cabin. 361 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:40,273 No, they're a mile up the road. 362 00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:43,943 Big tree, a fence. You can't miss it. 363 00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:48,155 DAVID: She died! She's a dead person! 364 00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:49,282 Marilyn Monroe! 365 00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:51,242 -No! She helps people! -Oprah. 366 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,952 -Calcutta! Calcutta! -Calcutta! The lepers! 367 00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:55,622 -The mother... -It's not your turn, Alexis! 368 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:56,915 -Princess Diana. -DAVID: No! She's... 369 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,958 -The lepers in Calcutta, she helps them. -Lepers! 370 00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:00,752 -There's all these lepers. -Stop yelling at her, though! 371 00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,336 It's the point of the game is the yell! 372 00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:04,422 She's a mother and has your cousin's name. 373 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,632 Teresa? 374 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:07,926 -Mother Teresa! -Yes! 375 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,261 You can't say "mother!" You can't say "mother!" 376 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,597 -She wasn't getting it. -That's the point! 377 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,891 Anyway, no points for them. We have to start this again. 378 00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,768 -This party's terrible. -Excuse me? 379 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:19,312 Okay, so, then, hey, why don't we do something else, 380 00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:20,605 like a drinking game? 381 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,022 No! Absolutely not! 382 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,483 Every time the vein in my brother's eye twitches, 383 00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:25,067 we take a drink. 384 00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:27,069 Why would you bring up my eye in front of all these people? 385 00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,446 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 386 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,114 -Who is that? -Calm down. 387 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,282 Dane thought he should just invite over 388 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,366 a few more of his friends. 389 00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:33,660 -Oh, did he? -Yeah. 390 00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:34,869 Who's up for strip poker? 391 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,663 Okay, you know what? I'm out. No, that's it. 392 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,498 I'm gonna call it a night. I'm gonna pack it in. 393 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:40,374 Eric, don't look at my eye! 394 00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:41,960 Why are you being such an old woman? 395 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,544 I'm sorry that I wanted to have fun tonight 396 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:44,754 and invite a few random guys over 397 00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:46,130 and try and make out with them, okay? 398 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,424 You're not the only one dying in this town. 399 00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:51,511 It is boring and I am just trying to make the best of it. 400 00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:54,806 I'm really sorry, everybody. No offence, okay? 401 00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,850 I'm well-versed in family conflict... 402 00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:58,351 I'm sure you are. Alexis? 403 00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:00,687 If you want to party, have a party. 404 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:03,606 But I have a queen bed next door with my name on it, 405 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:08,110 and I have been looking forward to sleeping in that bed all day. So... 406 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,362 Maybe we should go. 407 00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:12,406 No. You know what, guys? It's totally fine. 408 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:16,160 David, I would love it if you would come and party with us, 409 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,704 but it's totally up to you. 410 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,455 And I'm totally gonna go. 411 00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,332 So, everybody, have a good night. 412 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,542 I don't know who you are! 413 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,544 Dane, put that down and get off my bed! 414 00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:27,755 No one on my bed tonight. And no one throw up! 415 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,593 So, his eye twitched five times, so, drink up, bitches! 416 00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,053 -All right! -ALEXIS: Whoo! 417 00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:36,848 DANE: Shots! All right. ALEXIS: Yes! 418 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:39,433 And once again, my apologies. 419 00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,561 And I'm sorry, I don't know how to make a bed. 420 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:44,689 And I may have damaged your, uh, corkscrew, Bob. 421 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,816 You broke it in half. 422 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,404 Okay, the door, it won't open. The door won't open. 423 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:52,989 -It's locked. -Oh, it's locked. 424 00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:54,699 What do you want from us? 425 00:17:54,741 --> 00:18:00,246 Yes, it's locked to prevent strangers from coming into the cabin. 426 00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:03,833 See, uh, we didn't realise that strangers 427 00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:08,713 would already be in the cabin when we locked it. 428 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:11,883 -I see. Okay. -Bye! 429 00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,968 -There we go. -Thank you. Bye. 430 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:18,180 You've been consummate hosts, really. Fantastic day. 431 00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:22,643 (DOOR CLOSES) 432 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,270 (MUSIC PLAYING) 433 00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:27,815 TWYLA: Hey, Mutt, can you pass me... 434 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:28,858 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 435 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:32,361 -(SOFTLY) Sorry. Hey! -Hi! 436 00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:35,364 Here's the thing. 437 00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:38,826 Um, I'm sorry that you and your sister are in a domestic, 438 00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:41,662 and I'm sorry that I invited Eric. 439 00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:44,791 -That joke was funnier in theory. -Bad joke. 440 00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:46,709 But I'm gonna need you to come back in there. 441 00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,127 Why? 442 00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:51,631 Because I don't really like most of those people, 443 00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:54,300 and, believe it or not, we are in the middle of 444 00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:57,386 a very intense game of drunken charades 445 00:18:57,428 --> 00:19:02,016 and my team is losing badly. 446 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:04,310 Well, that's not really my thing. 447 00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:05,812 It's not my thing, either, 448 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:07,981 but you were right, we're way too similar, 449 00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:11,109 and I am having a very hard time losing. 450 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:14,946 So, I will happily let you get back to this big queen bed 451 00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:17,531 if you'll just help us win a few more rounds. 452 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,325 Just need somebody sober. 453 00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:21,160 -I can't... -Please. 454 00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:22,996 Go back in there. It's embarrassing. 455 00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:25,081 They are way too drunk to remember. 456 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,708 (SIGHS) 457 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,670 Just two winning rounds and then it's over. 458 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:33,756 Then, you can go back to your book. 459 00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:35,549 -Fine. Fine. Two rounds. -You can go back sleep. 460 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,343 -Quick. Quick rounds. -Thank you. 461 00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:39,887 -Fine. -Thank you. 462 00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:41,472 And just don't look at the stain on your bed, 463 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,974 and we'll mime something special. 464 00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:45,101 -What stain? -Uh... 465 00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:46,853 You're lucky I'm good at this game. 466 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,688 DANE: Yes! A Mexican! ALEXIS: Just get this one! 467 00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,315 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 468 00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:57,071 Are you sure you don't want to call a tradesman or someone, John? 469 00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:59,532 Moira, I don't need a tradesman. 470 00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:02,409 I can handle a screwdriver, okay? 471 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:06,706 This is working out just fine. 472 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:09,834 (STRAINING) And that is in. 473 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,002 Look at this. 474 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,338 Instant lock. 475 00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:18,217 Yes, let me tell you, Eddie. 476 00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:20,720 You look awfully good in that blue collar. 477 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,892 (ALTERING VOICE) Well, thank you very much, Mrs Rose. 478 00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:29,269 I don't often get compliments when I'm fixing doors. 479 00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:32,565 Oh, Edward, I'm afraid I must tell you, 480 00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:35,735 I shan't be able to pay you today. 481 00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:38,738 Well, that's okay, Mrs Rose. 482 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:44,202 Maybe there's, um, some other way you can pay me, 483 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,662 if you get my drift. 484 00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:50,124 Did you take my mask? 485 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:55,629 Thank you. 486 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:05,932 Well, maybe, I'll use a bigger screw, Mrs Rose. 487 00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:10,186 -Don't you go anywheres. -I'll be right here, Eddie.