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Well, what'll it be, folks?
Tap water or bottled?

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Whatever. Kif, you pick.

3
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Oh, oh, it's always
so hard to decide.

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Tap. I mean bottled.

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Bam!

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Ooh, I love your boots, Leela.

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Nobody would ever guess
they're knockoffs.

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How could you tell?

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Iguessed.

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They're at it again.

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Please, fry.

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Girlfriends always
talk trash to each other.

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Like how I might
say I like Amy's dress

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'cause it covers
all her tramp stamps.

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Knock it off, fry.

16
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It's when women are
polite to each other

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that you know there's a problem.

18
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Exactly.

19
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Now, enough about who is
and who isn't a Chinese skank.

20
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We're just two happy couples
on a double date.

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Let's go! Let's go!

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We've got to get these moon
rocks to the moon by moondown.

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Why are we bringing moon
rocks to the moon?

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Oh, those lunar crybabies
claim the rocks

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were stolen by
the Apollo astronauts.

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They consider them part
of their cultural heritage.

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Nice work, Leela. You're
really pulling your weight.

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Which is saying something.

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Leela: You're using
the rocks to build a wall?

30
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What about your
cultural heritage?

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You bought that
cultural heritage hoo-ha?

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What a bunch of
big-city dummies.

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At least
the rocks are light here.

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I don't even need my
over-the-shoulder Boulder holder.

35
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With one-sixth gravity, you can
work and be lazy at the same time.

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It's like being a voice actor.

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Say, you nose-breathers want to
come see some real moon culture,

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come on down to
the butterfly derby tonight.

39
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Wait, the butterfly
derby is when?

40
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And what?

41
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The low gravity lets them nice
ladies flap every which way,

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so long as they only
wear light, skimpy outfits.

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It's a necessity
of the sport, it is.

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This is actually quite elegant.
It's not what I was expecting.

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Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome the meanest things

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on gossamer wings...

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The murderflies!

48
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This is what I was expecting.

49
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So, uh, what are
the rules of this sport?

50
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You see that there?

51
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That's called a floor.

52
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Once a butterfly
hits that, she's out.

53
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Last team flying wins.

54
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Announcer: Super swatter!

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Yeah! Yeah!

56
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Aah!

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Keep your eye on the ground.
That's where she's going to land.

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Yep, called it.

59
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And now, for our weekly
amateur flapdown.

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Do we have two volunteers to go
wing-to-wing with the murderflies?

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Winners get 50 bucks
and the accolades

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of dozens of
hooting hillbillies.

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What do you think, Leela?

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Judging from your tank top, you
love getting hooted at by hillbillies.

65
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And you could use the $50 for
another gallon of hello kitty perfume.

66
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The bicker sisters teaming up?

67
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Talk about cat
women on the moon.

68
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Okay, enough of that already.
We're not really fighting.

69
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Then prove it. By fighting.

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All right, we will.
Come on, Amy.

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Why don't you and I
ever do things together?

72
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This is hard.

73
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Now I know why butterflies
are always so grouchy.

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Announcer: Please welcome
tonight's volunteer victims,

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turanga Leela and Amy wong!

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Hang on.
We're not quite ready to...

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You girls have moxie.

78
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We're going to
beat it out of you.

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Amy, remember when we tried
out for the rockettes?

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And we failed
because we accidentally

81
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kicked those two
rockettes to death?

82
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Yeah. Why do you bring that up?

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Oh!

84
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We'll teach you not
to lose immediately.

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An nou ncer: Super shocker!

86
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Yay. They can move their arms.

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Congratulations to our gutsy,
non-paralyzed challengers.

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Ladies, that is the kind
of can-do performance I like to see...

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From my new
butterfly derby team.

90
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Which is what I am
offering you to be.

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Because I'm the commissioner
of the butterfly derby.

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I'm abner doubledeal. Hello.

93
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But we lost.

94
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Why would you want us
to join your league?

95
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We're always looking for fresh
blood, and you girls are full of it.

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You two could be
the next big thing.

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What happened to
the last big thing?

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Nothing that doesn't happen
to everyone eventually.

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What is this, an inquisition?
You in or not?

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Yes.

101
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You spletcha.

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Bender: And so began the fight
career of two skimpy outfits

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and the feisty
women who filled them.

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Announcer: Ladies and
gentlemen, the wingnuts!

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Bender: And although
sometimes they got beaten,

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other times,
they got beaten badly.

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But just when it looked
like they'd never win...

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They didn't.

109
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Well, we lost to
all our opponents.

110
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Even that team that turned
out to be us in the mirror.

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It's time we gave up.

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Yeah. I don't know what else

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we could have done
to enhance our performance.

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Hey, great job tonight, you two.

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Here, got you some fresh nectar.

116
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Whoa, that puts the lead in
my pencil. Thanks, trainer.

117
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Excuse me. What's that
nectar you're handing out?

118
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It's a plant-based supplement
that bulks up your flapping muscles.

119
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Want to try it?
You know you want to.

120
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A chemical that can help
us win? That sounds great.

121
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I'm not sure.

122
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Look, here's my disposable
cell phone number.

123
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Think it over.
Give me a call when you're...

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Hang on.
I got to take this. Hello?

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We're ready. Great.

126
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You are not
going to regret this.

127
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It's a nice, clean way
to improve your performance.

128
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And we just drink it?

129
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Or...
Inject it between your toes.

130
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Either way works, right?

131
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Well... down the hatch.

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Mmm! A guy could
get used to this.

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Once again,

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eternulax the immortal,
dead at the age of 26.

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Now here's
sportsbot 5000 to tell us

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about two local gals,
Amy wong and turanga Leela,

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who have won 15 butterfly
derby bouts in a row,

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even as rumors swirl
that they're juicing up

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with the controversial
nutritional supplement

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known as nectar.

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Sportsbot?

142
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That's pretty much it.

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Linda: Riveting stuff,
sportsbot.

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Yo, yo, yo.

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What's up, ladies?

146
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Uh-oh. The bullies are back.

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Leela, Amy, I like a
stalwart, feminine physique

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as much as the next fellow,
but this nectar worries me.

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You should be
worried about this!

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Boo-ya!

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Easy, Amy, easy.

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Professor, there's nothing
wrong with nectar.

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It's all-natural.

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So are carrots,
but you don't see me

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injecting them between my toes.

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Leela?

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I was wondering if you'd like
to go out with me again.

158
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Maybe play some miniature golf
or colossal tennis?

159
00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:02,459
Sorry, fry.

160
00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:05,087
I already got a double
date with arm and hammer.

161
00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,383
Bender, you want to go
out and do something?

162
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Oh, so now I'm your
last-resort Booty call, huh?

163
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Okay, let's go.

164
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That's my little sugar doodle.

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Cork your face bladder.
I'm working!

166
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Sorry. I had that coming.

167
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It's not easy
being a derby wife.

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The wingnuts,
ladies and gentlemen.

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And that bloodbath takes them
to next week's finals

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against our reigning
champions, the murderflies.

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Now, listen up.

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I got a little boy at home,
and he's dying.

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Dying to see me kill these two.

174
00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:03,187
Oh, your son's going
to die, all right...

175
00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:07,399
But from neglect. 'Cause
you're going home in an urn.

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A funerary urn.

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00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:16,909
Hey, trainer, we got a big
bout next week. Juice us up.

178
00:10:16,992 --> 00:10:19,036
Sorry, gals. I'm all out.

179
00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,330
These two just
bought my entire supply.

180
00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:25,751
You're going...

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Down.

182
00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:33,717
And she doesn't even
want to cuddle anymore.

183
00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:36,136
She just wants to hit me
with various chairs.

184
00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:37,554
You're lucky.

185
00:10:37,721 --> 00:10:40,349
I can't even get Leela
to verbally abuse me.

186
00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:42,726
All right, listen up.

187
00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:45,062
We're out of nectar,
and we need a new source.

188
00:10:45,187 --> 00:10:49,650
Dearest, perhaps this would be a
good time to consider possibly drinking

189
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just a little less...

190
00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:54,571
Say, why don't you just
have kif get you some nectar?

191
00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:57,241
It comes from
a flower on his home planet.

192
00:10:57,533 --> 00:10:59,660
You mean it's ocephalus nectar?

193
00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:01,495
Oh, my. Oh, dear.

194
00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:03,580
It's found in
a rather remote region...

195
00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:06,583
Just play along. This could
be our chance for romance.

196
00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:09,711
Come on, ladies. Let's
take a little trip to kif's planet.

197
00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:13,006
We'll gather some nectar and
have a nice, romantic weekend.

198
00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:14,591
Just the four of us.

199
00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:17,261
Let's go already!

200
00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:39,533
Wow! It's the second most
beautiful thing I've ever seen.

201
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:42,870
Hey Leela, want to know what
the most beautiful thing is?

202
00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:44,538
No. Let's get hopped up.

203
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,376
Greetings, eco-tourists!

204
00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:53,839
I am the grand butterfly
curator... this week.

205
00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:56,258
Yeah, yeah, you can teach us
to respect nature later.

206
00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:58,844
Right now, we've got
some flowers to suck dry.

207
00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:01,030
Suck them, burn them... as
long as they're not butterflies,

208
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,472
I don't give a grand crap.

209
00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:04,016
But take heed!

210
00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:06,935
For you see,
it is mating season.

211
00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:11,064
Whatever you do, you must not
disturb the aggressive male.

212
00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:13,859
He can be identified
by his orange coloration

213
00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:16,153
and enormous butterjunk.

214
00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:18,989
What's he gonna do,
migrate at us?

215
00:12:20,032 --> 00:12:21,074
Shence!

216
00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:23,368
I can't be
specific about the danger,

217
00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:24,596
since if something
different happens,

218
00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:26,538
I might be liable for damages.

219
00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:28,373
But believe me,

220
00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:33,337
you'll rue the day you came
to the butterfly preserve.

221
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:35,505
Well, enjoy the
butterfly preserve.

222
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:36,632
Okay, bye.

223
00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:37,883
Come on, come on.

224
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:40,594
Let's find those flowers.
We'll split into teams.

225
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,179
You mean couples?

226
00:12:42,471 --> 00:12:43,472
Eh? Eh?

227
00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,516
Nice job smacking kif.

228
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,226
Dude had it coming. Wait.

229
00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:50,354
I think I smell nectar.

230
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,356
Way ahead of you!

231
00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:58,153
I don't even know
why we're helping find

232
00:12:58,236 --> 00:13:00,822
an addictive drug for
our mean girlfriends.

233
00:13:00,906 --> 00:13:02,658
Quiet, they'll hear you.

234
00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:08,497
The male butterfly.
It's gorgeous!

235
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,207
Let me get my butterfly hammer.

236
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,416
Bender, no.

237
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:14,628
That park ranger explicitly
gave us a vague warning.

238
00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:17,297
Look, the hammer's already
out, I got to smash something.

239
00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:40,237
It smells like a skunk
stuffed with feta cheese.

240
00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:42,114
P.U.!

241
00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:44,032
Thank god I don't have a nose.

242
00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:50,330
We can sleep at
my parents' house.

243
00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:52,582
I'll just buzz and let
them know we're here.

244
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:58,463
Mom, dad, I'm sure you remember

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00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:03,135
fry, Leela, bender, and of
course my fonfon ru, Amy.

246
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:05,303
Kif's mother:
Welcome to our home.

247
00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:06,972
Kif's father: One of you stinks.

248
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:08,055
That'd be me.

249
00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:10,892
Wait, you're flies.
Don't you eat excrement?

250
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:13,687
Kif's father: That's a day at
the beach compared to this.

251
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,982
Listen, I'm just gonna shower
this stuff off and go to bed.

252
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:19,276
Wait. Don't take a shower, fry.

253
00:14:19,443 --> 00:14:21,111
You smell kind of nice.

254
00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:24,364
Smell... yeah. Huh?

255
00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:26,116
Kif's father: No hanky-panky.

256
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,952
Everyone sleep
in separate rooms.

257
00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:30,662
Good night, kif.

258
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,456
Huh? Night, fry.

259
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,794
Keep your door unlocked tonight.

260
00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:41,590
But mcgruff the crime dog
says... oh!

261
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,606
Come in.

262
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,201
Hey, smelly-pants.

263
00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:10,452
Leela!

264
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:11,578
Leela?

265
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,080
Amy? Amy!

266
00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:16,500
I'm done polishing my ass,
fry. Here's your toothbrush back.

267
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,596
You just hop into
bed with my boyfriend?

268
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:30,680
And you!

269
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:33,683
As god is my witness,
iwinever forgive you for this!

270
00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:38,063
Hey, just 'cause
he's your boyfriend

271
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:39,981
doesn't mean you get
him all to yourself.

272
00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:44,194
He's mine! There's
nothing more to talk about.

273
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:46,113
No, no, keep talking.

274
00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:48,573
Amy, I hope I'm not
out of line, but...

275
00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:49,699
Shut up, kif.

276
00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:52,285
How dare you talk
that way to my kif?

277
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:56,957
This planet's got it going on.

278
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:03,296
Sweet orgy of Georgia!
Have you girls gone wild?

279
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,048
That's fry you're macking on.

280
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:11,513
Hmm. It seems fry's
inexplicable sex appeal

281
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:14,933
is due to the butterfly
pheromone he was sprayed with.

282
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:18,353
But Amy and Leela
aren't butterflies. Right?

283
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:21,481
No, but thanks to
the damned butterfly nectar

284
00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:24,109
they've been swilling,
they might as well be.

285
00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:30,031
The nectar causes their bodies to
produce female butterfly hormones,

286
00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:32,117
building up their
flapping muscles,

287
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:35,412
but also making them
irresistibly attracted to fry.

288
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:38,790
The only way to end this madness

289
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:41,168
is for the ladies
to quit, cold Turkey.

290
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,212
Whoa, whoa. Let's not
shock their system.

291
00:16:44,296 --> 00:16:46,464
Maybe they could
just go warm Turkey?

292
00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:48,383
No, the professor's right.

293
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:49,759
We have to quit the nectar.

294
00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:52,554
I agree. This has to stop.

295
00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:59,519
My guts feel kind of weird.

296
00:16:59,603 --> 00:17:00,812
I'm not surprised.

297
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:03,565
Those pheromones were
highly concentrated.

298
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:07,694
Oh, I think I'm
getting a little caterpilly.

299
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:20,540
All right,
let's get this party ended.

300
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:38,475
We did it!
We kicked nectar's butt!

301
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:40,810
I don't give a crap!

302
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:45,398
Kif, I'm sorry for making out
with fry so loud and often.

303
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:49,152
It's all right, dearest. I know
it was just the nectar talking.

304
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:50,528
And groping.

305
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:54,157
Well, looks like fry's
three-way is down to a one-way.

306
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:55,325
If he's lucky.

307
00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:57,494
Hey, where is fry?

308
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:07,212
Amy, Leela! What are you doing
at your place of work?

309
00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:09,339
Your match with the
murderflies is about to start.

310
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:19,349
Announcer: Moon-ladies and moon-men,
presenting the defending champions,

311
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,185
the queens of hostility
from the sea of tranquility,

312
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,688
the murderflies!

313
00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:31,695
And now their opponents,
the vixens most horrible

314
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:34,781
from the big blue marble,
the wingnuts,

315
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:38,493
everybody kill everybody!

316
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,787
Well, we're not on
the juice anymore,

317
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,622
but what's
the worst that can happen?

318
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:47,210
Since this is a championship
match, we are gonna need some lava!

319
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,089
Wait. Hot lava?

320
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,969
Amy, if we get killed,
I just want to say

321
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:58,346
it's been an honor riding
the roller coaster of addiction

322
00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:01,057
and recovery
with you, as a team.

323
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:02,600
Ah!

324
00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:15,322
How could this
not be hurting you?

325
00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:17,657
I once killed a sea
turtle with these boots.

326
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,745
Hold me.

327
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,563
Oh, no. Oh, no.

328
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,148
Make a wish.

329
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:00,950
My god!

330
00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:04,454
Fry has metamorphosed
into a gigantic butterfly!

331
00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:07,415
He's even more
beautiful than before!

332
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:12,087
Ah!

333
00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:14,798
What is that sexy stink?

334
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,220
Farnsworth: Oh, cripes!
They're mating!

335
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,181
Ladies and gentlemen,

336
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:26,184
I am so sorry for
allowing this lurid sex act

337
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:27,894
to taint an otherwise delightful

338
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,646
day of family-friendly violence.

339
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:34,651
That is some freaky
bug-on-bug action.

340
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,403
I feel a little left out.

341
00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:43,910
Is fry going to be okay?

342
00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:45,370
I don't think so.

343
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,914
He's grown all these
strange insect parts,

344
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,834
and he has
absolutely no brain activity.

345
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:55,130
Look! He lost
the strange insect parts.

346
00:20:58,341 --> 00:20:59,592
He's back to normal!

347
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:01,010
All: Yay!