1 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:27,862 Oh! 2 00:00:46,756 --> 00:00:50,426 Hey, guys. Welcome to my parents' 40th anniversary party. 3 00:00:50,509 --> 00:00:52,136 I'm bored. Let's drink. 4 00:00:57,433 --> 00:00:59,393 Wow, what a turnout. 5 00:00:59,477 --> 00:01:02,021 It's great to see so many happy smiles, 6 00:01:02,104 --> 00:01:03,648 most of them on mouth mutant. 7 00:01:05,524 --> 00:01:06,525 Hey-o! 8 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:09,654 But let me just say, for 40 years, 9 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:12,949 my beautiful wife munda has been by my side, 10 00:01:13,074 --> 00:01:16,827 even that year my side mutated into some kind of venomous radish. 11 00:01:16,953 --> 00:01:20,706 And, Morris, I fell in love with your honesty and humility. 12 00:01:20,790 --> 00:01:23,251 And those things never mutated. 13 00:01:24,961 --> 00:01:26,003 All: Aw! 14 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:30,967 Now, if you'll direct your attention to this moldy shower curtain, 15 00:01:31,050 --> 00:01:33,886 I've prepared a video tribute to the happy couple. 16 00:01:37,515 --> 00:01:38,835 Leela: In their 40 years together, 17 00:01:39,183 --> 00:01:41,686 my parents have been through so much. 18 00:01:41,811 --> 00:01:43,604 Well, not that much, actually, 19 00:01:43,688 --> 00:01:46,774 since mutants weren't allowed to leave the sewers until last year. 20 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:49,568 Like anyone wants to leave the sewer. Am I right? 21 00:01:51,570 --> 00:01:52,780 Shush, Morris. 22 00:01:53,114 --> 00:01:54,657 So, how did it all begin? 23 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:57,451 The unlikely lovebirds met at brown university. 24 00:01:57,535 --> 00:02:00,579 She, a brilliant exolinguistics major, 25 00:02:00,663 --> 00:02:02,873 he, a laid-back sewer surfer 26 00:02:02,957 --> 00:02:05,626 who didn't even know the meaning of "exolinguistics." 27 00:02:05,835 --> 00:02:07,128 I still have no idea. 28 00:02:09,380 --> 00:02:11,549 I've been telling you for 40 years, 29 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:14,260 it's the study of alien languages. 30 00:02:14,427 --> 00:02:15,553 Why can't you listen? 31 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:16,846 Oh, sugar lump, 32 00:02:16,929 --> 00:02:20,057 I hear you when you actually say something important. 33 00:02:20,141 --> 00:02:22,310 Leela: But sometimes opposites attract, 34 00:02:22,393 --> 00:02:25,563 and like the fairy tale of face mutant and butt mutant, 35 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:29,442 the love of munda and Morris has grown stronger every day. 36 00:02:29,567 --> 00:02:31,485 Munda: "Something important"? 37 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:33,821 Exolinguistics was my passion. 38 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:37,700 Until I gave it up to go into the lucrative pot-roast-making field. 39 00:02:37,783 --> 00:02:39,160 Pot-roast-burning. 40 00:02:39,243 --> 00:02:41,579 I never got why you studied that alien junk anyway. 41 00:02:41,704 --> 00:02:44,081 We can't even see the stars down here in the sewer. 42 00:02:44,165 --> 00:02:45,416 Why can't you accept that? 43 00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:48,502 I did accept it. For 40 years! 44 00:02:48,586 --> 00:02:50,671 But now we're free to go up there. 45 00:02:50,755 --> 00:02:53,632 I could be in space seeing things I've only dreamed about, 46 00:02:53,716 --> 00:02:55,301 if it weren't for you! 47 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:59,221 Okay, everybody, thanks for coming. 48 00:02:59,305 --> 00:03:00,806 I had dreams, too! 49 00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:03,601 I was going to surf the world's sewers, 50 00:03:03,726 --> 00:03:06,187 but I happily gave it up for you. Happily! 51 00:03:06,312 --> 00:03:08,522 I just want a little more out of life. 52 00:03:08,606 --> 00:03:13,110 But no, you don't want to go into space because you're too afraid. 53 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:16,030 You bet I'm afraid. You want to go? Go! 54 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:18,240 Get your head knocked off by a meteorite. 55 00:03:18,324 --> 00:03:20,451 Okay, take a deep breath. 56 00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:22,203 You're having a little lovers' quarrel, 57 00:03:22,328 --> 00:03:23,871 but I'm sure you'll work everything... 58 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:26,540 Divorce is final. 59 00:03:30,294 --> 00:03:32,171 Don't worry. I'm only going to stay with you 60 00:03:32,254 --> 00:03:34,507 until a vacancy opens up on this floor. 61 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:37,593 You know, the rents are a lot more reasonable in Peru. 62 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,762 Come on, Leela, let's go out. 63 00:03:39,845 --> 00:03:42,306 After 40 years, I want to see the world. 64 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:47,144 What the heck? You want to go out? Let's really go out. 65 00:04:05,538 --> 00:04:07,081 Dance, slave, dance. 66 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:29,186 Well, I lost two straight hands to the borax kid. 67 00:04:29,311 --> 00:04:31,188 I don't really have any use for these, 68 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:33,232 but you can't have them back. Ladies. 69 00:04:33,858 --> 00:04:36,902 Imagine. Me, a girl from the sewer 70 00:04:36,986 --> 00:04:39,905 meeting a man made entirely of detergent. 71 00:04:41,365 --> 00:04:42,408 And look over there! 72 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:45,661 It's zapp brannigan, the famous space captain. 73 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:47,538 Hey, I have an idea. 74 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,957 Letslookin a different direction at something else. 75 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,250 You go ahead, dear. 76 00:04:51,542 --> 00:04:54,712 I wonder what captain brannigan's doing with those carcarons. 77 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:57,548 Now, regarding this peace treaty, admiral ch... 78 00:04:57,756 --> 00:04:59,800 That's a napkin dispenser, sir. 79 00:04:59,884 --> 00:05:02,094 This is the universal translator. 80 00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:03,512 Whatever. 81 00:05:03,596 --> 00:05:07,224 Now, admiral, in exchange for your promise not to attack us, 82 00:05:07,308 --> 00:05:11,812 we will Grant you exclusive fishing rights in supernova scotia. 83 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:20,321 Tran s lato r: Well, okay. 84 00:05:20,488 --> 00:05:23,073 Excehent we'll meet aboard my ship in one month 85 00:05:23,157 --> 00:05:25,451 to sign the treaty of table seven. 86 00:05:27,328 --> 00:05:28,787 Translator: Table seven? 87 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,958 Now, watch, kif, as I score a diplomatic coupe 88 00:05:33,042 --> 00:05:35,961 by congratulating the admiral in his native tongue. 89 00:05:36,212 --> 00:05:40,174 Last time you tried that, the Mexican restaurant declared war on us. 90 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:42,343 I beg you, just use the translator. 91 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:44,678 Kif, just trust me for once. 92 00:05:47,223 --> 00:05:49,823 Translator: I'd like to spank your sister with a slice of Bologna. 93 00:05:49,975 --> 00:05:51,477 Oops! 94 00:05:59,235 --> 00:06:02,071 It's the battle of paco's tacos all over again. 95 00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:07,868 Mom, what are you doing? 96 00:06:07,952 --> 00:06:09,453 What I was trained to do. 97 00:06:16,502 --> 00:06:17,836 What did you say to them? 98 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:21,757 Eh... just that captain brannigan confused the word for "congratulations" 99 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:24,218 with the word for "spank your sister with Bologna." 100 00:06:24,468 --> 00:06:26,136 Nicely squawked, madam. 101 00:06:26,345 --> 00:06:28,722 Leela, you never told me you had a mother. 102 00:06:28,806 --> 00:06:31,892 I insist you stay for a courtesy thank you drink. 103 00:06:36,814 --> 00:06:39,275 Good barium shots. Expensive, though. 104 00:06:39,483 --> 00:06:40,883 We can put it on the corporate card, 105 00:06:40,985 --> 00:06:42,361 as long as we discuss business. 106 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:45,614 So, yesterday, huh? 107 00:06:45,698 --> 00:06:47,950 That business happened, right? 108 00:06:48,659 --> 00:06:49,743 Somebody? 109 00:06:49,827 --> 00:06:51,370 I'll just pay for it. 110 00:06:51,453 --> 00:06:54,206 Well, we should get going. You guys see where my mom went? 111 00:06:54,290 --> 00:06:55,874 I don't know where most of her is, 112 00:06:55,958 --> 00:06:57,501 but her tongue's in zapp's mouth. 113 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:03,132 Whoo! 114 00:07:03,215 --> 00:07:04,383 Nasty. 115 00:07:28,991 --> 00:07:32,119 Mom, are you okay? Did zapp take advantage of you? 116 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:34,455 Show me where he touched you on this dried-apple doll. 117 00:07:34,538 --> 00:07:37,916 Don't be silly. Zapp's a perfect gentleman. 118 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,918 And so handsome. 119 00:07:40,044 --> 00:07:42,421 Did you know he wears a velour man-skirt? 120 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:46,550 Mom, I hate to break it to you, but zapp's a jerk. 121 00:07:46,634 --> 00:07:48,010 The truth is, 122 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:50,429 I once slept with him. A few times. 123 00:07:50,721 --> 00:07:53,474 I know. He showed me the commemorative painting. 124 00:07:53,641 --> 00:07:54,933 What? 125 00:07:55,059 --> 00:07:56,393 Look, sweetie, I get it. 126 00:07:56,477 --> 00:07:59,563 You're jealous because zapp likes me now and not you. 127 00:07:59,730 --> 00:08:02,316 But don't worry, this isn't a competition. 128 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:04,151 Although he did say I'm a better kisser. 129 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:06,236 I am not jealous. 130 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,072 Also... yuck! 131 00:08:10,366 --> 00:08:11,867 Zapp doesn't care about my mom. 132 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,535 He's just doing this to get to me. 133 00:08:13,744 --> 00:08:14,912 Don't worry, Leela. 134 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:16,580 Your mom won't see zapp much. 135 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:18,040 He's in space all the time. 136 00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:23,379 Guess what, honey. Zapp hired me as his personal translator. 137 00:08:23,462 --> 00:08:25,839 I'll be with him all the time. In space. 138 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,424 What? But... 139 00:08:27,591 --> 00:08:29,009 I've never been so happy! 140 00:08:29,093 --> 00:08:31,011 Hang on, mom. I have another call. 141 00:08:39,228 --> 00:08:40,437 Thank you for coming. 142 00:08:40,521 --> 00:08:43,774 You know, without your mother, the sewer's a dank and dismal place. 143 00:08:44,108 --> 00:08:46,151 Dad, we need to talk. 144 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:47,319 Mom is... 145 00:08:47,403 --> 00:08:49,613 Well, she's seeing someone else. 146 00:08:49,780 --> 00:08:51,365 Who is it, mouth mutant? 147 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:53,909 I ought to punch him right in his big mouth. 148 00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:55,536 And then in all his smaller mouths! 149 00:08:55,619 --> 00:08:56,745 No, no, listen. 150 00:08:56,995 --> 00:08:58,956 It's time to get on with your life. 151 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:01,208 But she was my life. 152 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:02,292 Bender1aw! 153 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:06,295 What? 154 00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:08,716 Hey, what about your lifelong dream? 155 00:09:08,799 --> 00:09:11,427 Didn't you always want to surf the world's greatest sewers? 156 00:09:11,510 --> 00:09:14,346 Yeah, and fry and bender can go with you. 157 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:16,557 You can teach them how to surf, 158 00:09:16,682 --> 00:09:18,284 and they can make sure you don't... 159 00:09:21,979 --> 00:09:24,481 I don't know. Would you come, too, sweetie? 160 00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:26,734 I can't. I have to keep an eye on mom 161 00:09:26,859 --> 00:09:28,235 to make sure she and zapp don't... 162 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:33,198 Yee-haw! 163 00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:35,534 You know what? I'm going to give it a shot. 164 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:39,329 Let's go surf the great sewer waves of the world! 165 00:10:46,063 --> 00:10:47,147 Where have you been? 166 00:10:47,231 --> 00:10:48,857 What? It's 2:00 in the afternoon. 167 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:52,069 Several days later. Look, enough is enough. 168 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:55,072 Zapp is a jerk. I insist you break up with him. 169 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,407 Why can't you just let me be happy? 170 00:10:57,491 --> 00:11:00,911 After all these years, I'm going places I've never been, 171 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,079 and having sex there. 172 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:04,081 You're too old to be happy. 173 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,708 I'm not too old to enjoy hot sex with zapp. 174 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:09,920 Sex with zapp! 175 00:11:09,962 --> 00:11:11,713 Sex with zapp! Sex with zapp! 176 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:13,590 No, no! 177 00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:17,052 Now, if you'll excuse me, I don't think I can live here anymore. 178 00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:19,763 I'll be back for my things at 8:00 sharp. 179 00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:23,600 Sex with zapp! 180 00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:30,190 This one is for the e. Coli. Ow! 181 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:34,027 And this one's for the leprechaunorrhea. Hiddly-Dee! 182 00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:37,281 I don't care how many diseases fry has. It was worth it. 183 00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:40,367 Right on, brah! I feel free as a bum. 184 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:42,369 How can you be so calm, dad? 185 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:43,680 The woman you love is out there 186 00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:46,456 having the time of her life with zapp brannigan, 187 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,417 and you're not doing anything to stop it. 188 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,544 Surfing helped me chill out, honey. 189 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:52,462 When you're down there riding the waves, 190 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:54,464 the wind ripening in your face, 191 00:11:54,590 --> 00:11:57,050 everything just makes sense, dude. 192 00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:59,052 You mind if I call you dude, Princess? 193 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:01,972 Look, I don't want to put a rat in your face-cage, 194 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,057 or whatever you kids say nowadays, 195 00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:07,853 but zapp's using mom to get to me, and I'm going to prove it! 196 00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:12,524 Kif, I'm bored. What say you go out 197 00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,610 on the wing and pretend you're a gremlin? 198 00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:20,157 Well, if it isn't my second favorite turanga girl. 199 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:22,367 Hi, zapp. I was wondering if you'd like 200 00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:24,411 to have dinner tonight with me and my mom. 201 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:26,955 You know, to celebrate your genuine love for her. 202 00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:28,206 Sounds good. 203 00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:31,543 And don't forget my genuine love for parmezian cheese. 204 00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:35,672 Shall we say about 7:58? Precisely? 205 00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:42,596 Nice to see you, zapp. 206 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:45,599 Well, nice to see a surprising amount of you, too, Leela. 207 00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:46,850 Is munda here? 208 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:49,227 Mommy's not home, big boy. 209 00:12:49,311 --> 00:12:51,605 We both know you're just using her to get to me. 210 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:55,943 So let's do it right here by the front door at 7:59. 211 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,200 Leela, does your mother know you're using her pole? 212 00:13:04,368 --> 00:13:05,619 Come on, I'm all yours! 213 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:08,288 Have your way with me for the next 30 seconds. 214 00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:10,457 That would be more than enough time, 215 00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:12,084 but I can't. I love munda. 216 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:15,712 I love everything about her, her laugh, her maturity, 217 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:19,299 the cold, lifeless touch of her tentacle on my body. 218 00:13:19,383 --> 00:13:22,511 She is one juicy calamari. 219 00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:25,305 Oh, zapp, I love you, too. 220 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,643 Oh, squiddums! I've been thinking about this for a while, 221 00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:33,021 and, well, here in front of your half-naked daughter 222 00:13:33,105 --> 00:13:34,898 seems like the perfect time. 223 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:38,276 Darling will I marry you? 224 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,404 Of course, I'll marry you, zapp. 225 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:47,995 I think a motel room might be in order. 226 00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:49,788 Leela, here's $40. 227 00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:53,625 Mom, don't do this. Zapp is a selfish, womanizing idiot. 228 00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:56,003 There's no need to call me names, Leela. 229 00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:58,296 Just call me, "daddy." 230 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,181 Mom, if you try to marry zapp, 231 00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:10,434 I will shove you into a filthy nursing home 232 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:12,728 so fast you won't know what hit you. 233 00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:15,272 Probably, it'll be a filthy nurse. 234 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:18,859 Leela, you're my daughter and I love you, but cram it! 235 00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:20,527 Is this a bad time? 236 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,446 I was riding the El torito dinner backwash, 237 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:23,697 and I thought I'd pop in. 238 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:24,990 Oh, thank god you're here. 239 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:28,410 If we don't do something, mom's going to marry zapp brannigan. 240 00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:30,704 So? He seems like a nice kahuna. 241 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:33,165 Dad, stop being so mellow. 242 00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:35,167 Leela, honey, chill out. 243 00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:37,544 You got to take the good with the gnarly. 244 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:41,339 Speaking of which, time for me to shoot the ihop dessert curl. 245 00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:52,392 Aw! You sure you won't come to your mom's wedding? 246 00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:54,311 There'll be chicken or fish, circle one. 247 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:57,022 I can't. Not when I believe with all my heart 248 00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:58,648 that this marriage is a mistake. 249 00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:01,568 I know you're upset that your parents broke up. 250 00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:04,404 But what if zapp really does make munda happy? 251 00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:06,698 What if they're meant to be together? 252 00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:09,868 Fry, that's just so... I can't even believe... 253 00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:12,037 You are so totally... 254 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,997 Right. You're right. 255 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:18,835 I am? Huh! Maybe zapp isn't the only one who's marriage material. 256 00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:21,630 You're getting there. 257 00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:37,604 Leela? 258 00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,272 You look beautiful, mom. 259 00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:43,318 Really? I'm not showing too much sucker for a lady my age? 260 00:15:43,527 --> 00:15:46,738 Just the right amount. You'll make a lovely bride. 261 00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:50,700 Oh, mom, I'm sorry I've been so horrible to you. 262 00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:54,871 You weren't so horrible. Just enough to show you care. 263 00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:12,806 At ease, darling. 264 00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:15,392 Honored guests and kif, 265 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,811 one of a captain's many superpowers 266 00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:20,272 is the ability to conduct marriage. 267 00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:23,817 So I will nowjoin myself in holy macaroni. 268 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:27,153 Kif, raise the ceremonial mirror. 269 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,823 Zapp, you magnificent bastard, 270 00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:32,909 do you take munda to be your lawful... 271 00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:35,579 Alien ships approaching, sir. 272 00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:40,333 It's the carcarons! 273 00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,419 Oh, meatballs. I forgot they were coming 274 00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:44,337 to sign the peace treaty today. 275 00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:45,797 Ladies and gentlemen, 276 00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:49,342 my blushing translator and I have business to tend to. 277 00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:54,097 In the meantime, enjoy the comic stylings of Nixon and agnew. 278 00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,185 Oh, Mr. Agnew? 279 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,358 Munda, tell the admiral that by signing this peace treaty, 280 00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:07,611 we will achieve Harmony between our worlds. 281 00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:10,363 Zapp, honey, this is the wrong document. 282 00:17:10,447 --> 00:17:13,658 It's not a peace treaty. It says they're declaring war on us. 283 00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,201 Brilliant, isn't I? 284 00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:16,745 The moment they sign, 285 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:22,292 we destroy their fleet in one glorious burst of quote-unquote self-defense. 286 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,627 Up high, Mrs. Brannigan. 287 00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:27,422 Don't leave me hanging, Mrs. Brannigan. 288 00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:31,009 I come from the sewer, but that is low. 289 00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:33,178 I'm not going to translate your lies. 290 00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:36,348 Munda, dear, as your captain and soon-to-be husband, 291 00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:37,891 I gave you an order. 292 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,768 Now, let's tell these vicious lies 293 00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,686 and get back to our sacred vows. 294 00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:44,981 There's not going to be any wedding. I don't want your fancy ring. 295 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,108 Careful! That's glass! 296 00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:50,654 Leela was right. You're a lousy man and a lousy captain. 297 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,657 And I'm going to tell our carcaron friends the truth. 298 00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:58,495 Zapp... lying sack of... 299 00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:08,588 Well, this is awkward. Our carcaron friends declared war. 300 00:18:08,672 --> 00:18:11,341 Then, once again, my lies have been proven true. 301 00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:16,763 We're under attack and the wedding's off. 302 00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,848 Kif, return fire and the cake. 303 00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:22,852 Our weapons are disabled, and you can't return ice cream cakes! 304 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:23,979 We're doomed! 305 00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:29,442 Stop the wedding! 306 00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:30,527 Who is that? Morris? 307 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:33,279 I'm not giving up the love of my life without a fight. 308 00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:36,241 Do I know you? 309 00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:40,370 Dad? I thought you were all zen with mom getting remarried. 310 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,957 I was at first. But then I conquered my inner peace. 311 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:47,127 If you care about something, you've got to take action. 312 00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:49,212 Harsh, violent action! 313 00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:56,386 Kif, get us out of here. 314 00:18:57,595 --> 00:19:00,265 Navigation is out. We're sitting ducks. 315 00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:02,225 Is there an auxiliary control system? 316 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,977 Yes, outside on the hull. 317 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:06,062 But there are 20 separate control keys. 318 00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:07,647 No one could work them well enough 319 00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:09,232 to ride out these energy waves. 320 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:10,650 No one? 321 00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:14,821 It's time to hang 20! 322 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:18,700 Morris! What are you doing? 323 00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:22,829 Hold on to your coconuts. We're going for the ride of a lifetime! 324 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,504 But I thought you were terrified of outer space. 325 00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,423 I was, but then it hit me. 326 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,008 If heaven's above us, 327 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:39,262 then the whole universe is just god's glorious sewer. 328 00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:52,108 Hang on, sweetie! 329 00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:55,528 What do we do? Who do we blame? 330 00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:58,239 We don't blame anyone. We make peace. 331 00:19:58,323 --> 00:19:59,949 One word can end this. 332 00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:01,409 Then say it. 333 00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:03,119 No, you say it. 334 00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:25,975 This actual peace treaty is hereby enacted. 335 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:28,353 Agnew, give it your stamp of approval. 336 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:36,111 What do you say, sewer plum? Want to give it another go? 337 00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:40,240 Well, I am still in my wedding dress. And we still have a cake. 338 00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:41,908 Uh... halfa cake. 339 00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:46,079 Very well. Morris, munda, 340 00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:48,915 I now pronounce you man and wife. 341 00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:50,416 May I kiss the bride? 342 00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:53,461 Congratulations.