1 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:28,487 Farnswo rth: Planet express crew, report to headquarters immediately! 2 00:00:28,613 --> 00:00:31,282 Repeat, what I just said, immediately! 3 00:00:35,745 --> 00:00:37,121 Sorry, Randy. Ah! 4 00:00:37,330 --> 00:00:39,582 Step away from the car, and no one gets hurt! 5 00:00:43,419 --> 00:00:45,046 To the employment cave! 6 00:00:50,801 --> 00:00:52,511 Thanks, Dean off to work. 7 00:01:03,022 --> 00:01:04,941 Whoa, whoa, there, girl. 8 00:01:05,024 --> 00:01:07,068 Go on, now! Get on back to Paraguay! 9 00:01:14,659 --> 00:01:16,202 We're being eaten by a giant spider! 10 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:19,163 There's no time for that! The professor needs us! 11 00:01:34,262 --> 00:01:35,596 Crew, as you know, 12 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:38,474 I've delivered a lot of good news in the past. 13 00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:42,561 But what I'm about to lay down is by far the greatest announcement 14 00:01:42,645 --> 00:01:44,939 in the history of planet express! 15 00:01:47,149 --> 00:01:48,859 What is it? I'm on the edge of my butt. 16 00:01:49,193 --> 00:01:53,114 Ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes on our amazing new 17 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:54,991 soda machine! 18 00:01:57,034 --> 00:01:58,703 That's what I'm talking about! 19 00:01:59,578 --> 00:02:01,998 You undersold it, professor! 20 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:05,668 Look, it has slurm loco! It's the extreme-iest! 21 00:02:06,544 --> 00:02:08,129 Hey, what can I get y'all? 22 00:02:08,212 --> 00:02:11,549 Wow, you can talk? Shut up and give me a slurm loco. 23 00:02:16,554 --> 00:02:17,555 Ooh! Ooh! 24 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:20,599 Hey, drink machine, what kind of alcoholic sodas you got? 25 00:02:20,850 --> 00:02:23,602 Y'all can't drink at work! This ain't a sawmill! 26 00:02:23,769 --> 00:02:25,688 No alcohol? 27 00:02:25,771 --> 00:02:28,482 And you got the nerve to call yourself a beverage machine? 28 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,484 I call myself bev. 29 00:02:30,735 --> 00:02:33,112 And if you're looking for a smelly old can of booze, 30 00:02:33,279 --> 00:02:34,280 go look in the mirror. 31 00:02:34,572 --> 00:02:36,324 Oh, snap. Ooh... 32 00:02:36,407 --> 00:02:38,743 No, no, everybody calm down. 33 00:02:38,909 --> 00:02:40,619 Yeah, I need one more slurm. 34 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:48,085 And one more to wash that slurm taste out of my mouth. 35 00:02:54,133 --> 00:02:57,178 So I went to the bathroom, and my pee was green. Pretty neat, huh? 36 00:02:57,261 --> 00:02:59,263 I was wondering who shrekked in the toilet. 37 00:02:59,889 --> 00:03:02,433 I hope you're proud of yourself, bev. 38 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:05,519 You've turned this perfectly worthless loser into an addict. 39 00:03:05,770 --> 00:03:07,355 Cut me some slack, preacher. 40 00:03:07,438 --> 00:03:10,191 I'm just a coal grinder's daughter trying to stay off the pole. 41 00:03:10,566 --> 00:03:14,028 With that big old caboose, it'd have to be a telephone pole! 42 00:03:14,236 --> 00:03:15,529 Hey-o! 43 00:03:16,739 --> 00:03:18,783 Well, I guess a fellow's got to talk big 44 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:21,535 when he's sporting a little shrivelled up antenna like that. 45 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:22,870 What? 46 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:27,166 For your information, "madam," it's a grower, not a shower! 47 00:03:32,797 --> 00:03:34,799 My antenna's fine. It's just fine. 48 00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:36,717 Ladies can't get enough bender. 49 00:03:37,051 --> 00:03:39,720 I need to loosen up. Give me a screwdriver. 50 00:03:40,805 --> 00:03:43,307 Hello. Who's your hot, dumb friend? 51 00:03:43,599 --> 00:03:44,642 Me? 52 00:03:45,226 --> 00:03:46,227 Sure, why not. 53 00:03:54,485 --> 00:03:56,362 Hang on. It's too bright in here. 54 00:03:56,654 --> 00:04:00,157 Call me old-fashioned, but I like a little romance in an orgy. 55 00:04:00,449 --> 00:04:02,326 Let me switch off this weird light. 56 00:04:04,203 --> 00:04:05,955 Fry, it's 2:00 am. 57 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:08,332 What are you doing here glowing on my skanks? 58 00:04:08,666 --> 00:04:10,668 Just sitting here turning quarters into urine. 59 00:04:12,336 --> 00:04:13,879 We don't got to put up with this. 60 00:04:14,046 --> 00:04:15,381 We got poli sci degrees. 61 00:04:15,673 --> 00:04:16,966 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hang on. 62 00:04:17,091 --> 00:04:18,843 I'll just politely escort him to the gutter. 63 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:20,719 Scram, shiny! 64 00:04:21,846 --> 00:04:23,180 All right, how we feeling? 65 00:04:23,514 --> 00:04:26,183 Hot. I could bake a potato in my cleavage. 66 00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:28,352 Yeah, I need a seltzer. 67 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:32,314 I'd be honored to purchase you some refreshment. 68 00:04:32,523 --> 00:04:34,316 Hey, drink machine, you got anything 69 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,193 classy for these delicate flowers? 70 00:04:36,527 --> 00:04:39,572 I ain't making drinks for no trashy robo-sluts. 71 00:04:39,989 --> 00:04:43,242 Trashy? At least I don't put out for quarters. 72 00:04:48,998 --> 00:04:51,750 Hey. Stop that, drink machine. 73 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:53,335 Stop it, I say. 74 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:55,880 That's it, we're out of here. 75 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:57,631 Come on. We'll split a blintz. 76 00:04:57,715 --> 00:04:59,925 Wait, give me a chance to defend your honor 77 00:05:00,176 --> 00:05:01,594 and then Sully it on the couch. 78 00:05:03,387 --> 00:05:07,266 All right, I've been waiting all day for an excuse to hit a lady. 79 00:05:07,475 --> 00:05:09,727 You try it, and I'll bash your face in. 80 00:05:09,852 --> 00:05:13,772 Ooh, I'm so scared, no-arms. 81 00:05:20,196 --> 00:05:21,197 You want some of this? 82 00:05:31,290 --> 00:05:32,374 Interesting. Hmm. 83 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:40,132 Uh, fry? You're glowing like the human torch on prom night. 84 00:05:40,591 --> 00:05:43,844 Shouldn't you be standing on a rocky coast somewhere preventing shipwrecks? 85 00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:49,308 Nice, hate me because of the brightness of my skin. 86 00:05:54,063 --> 00:05:56,190 You okay, ma'am? I think your soda water broke. 87 00:06:01,737 --> 00:06:04,740 My god! Bev just had a baby in my cup! 88 00:06:07,952 --> 00:06:09,453 I know, right? 89 00:06:09,537 --> 00:06:10,538 I better take that. 90 00:06:13,165 --> 00:06:16,126 He's so cute. Wait. No, he isn't. 91 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:17,628 He looks like bender! 92 00:06:20,464 --> 00:06:23,968 Oh, no, no, no. No way am I that kid's dad! 93 00:06:24,385 --> 00:06:26,470 Wipe my tiny metal ass! 94 00:06:27,471 --> 00:06:28,764 Aw, crap. 95 00:06:32,935 --> 00:06:34,937 Mama, thirsty. 96 00:06:35,229 --> 00:06:37,314 Hang on, dumpling. My milk's coming in. 97 00:06:43,821 --> 00:06:44,863 In public? 98 00:06:44,989 --> 00:06:47,157 Aw, biscuits! I'm a father? 99 00:06:47,408 --> 00:06:48,492 How did this happen? 100 00:06:48,576 --> 00:06:50,327 Does this ring a bell? 101 00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:52,746 Are you telling me the stuff we did in private, 102 00:06:52,830 --> 00:06:56,500 and also twice on the sidewalk, made a baby robot? How? 103 00:06:56,750 --> 00:07:00,671 Aw, bender, didn't your mom ever tell you where robot babies come from? 104 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:03,299 No. She was a religious fundamentalist. 105 00:07:03,674 --> 00:07:06,760 Plus she didn't have a mouth. It's an unusual combination. 106 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:10,639 Come on, everyone, let's take bender to the teen center 107 00:07:10,723 --> 00:07:13,350 to learn about the bots and the bees! 108 00:07:17,313 --> 00:07:18,480 It's okay, bender. 109 00:07:18,606 --> 00:07:20,366 No one here will laugh at you for not knowing 110 00:07:20,399 --> 00:07:22,067 where robot babies come from. 111 00:07:23,736 --> 00:07:24,737 All: Aw... 112 00:07:25,571 --> 00:07:26,697 We don't know, either. 113 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:29,074 Then prepare to be embarrassed. 114 00:07:36,624 --> 00:07:39,084 Meet Gerald, a maturing young robot. 115 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:41,253 Hey, he looks like me! 116 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:43,964 Announcer: His hideous appearance is a by—product 117 00:07:44,048 --> 00:07:46,759 of his hardware gearing up for an important mission, 118 00:07:47,343 --> 00:07:48,552 reproduction. 119 00:07:48,886 --> 00:07:50,387 Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy! 120 00:07:50,596 --> 00:07:53,390 Announcer: Since factories can't manufacture enough robots 121 00:07:53,474 --> 00:07:56,894 to meet demand, robots can also reproduce by mating. 122 00:07:57,227 --> 00:07:58,562 Oh, now you tell me! 123 00:07:58,771 --> 00:08:01,774 Announcer: First, Gerald must find a female robot. 124 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:04,568 The best he can do is Francine. 125 00:08:04,860 --> 00:08:08,822 After beer and hot wings at a local gas station, 126 00:08:08,906 --> 00:08:11,909 the two enjoy intimate time behind a dumpster. 127 00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:14,411 It's all perfectly natural. 128 00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:18,457 Let's watch, aroused, as Gerald's antenna uploads 129 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:21,794 a binary file to Francine's internal drive. 130 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:27,341 Manufacturing specs from each parent are then merged 131 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:29,176 by a randomized algorithm, 132 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:33,180 and the resulting code guides assembly of a new robot. 133 00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:38,435 Yes, everything your body does is perfectly natural. 134 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:42,106 Except masturbation. That's just wrong. 135 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:45,150 Oh! 136 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:47,027 I can't believe I made a kid! 137 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:48,362 I'm not ready! 138 00:08:48,612 --> 00:08:50,906 There's so much of the world I haven't stolen yet! 139 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:54,118 Relax, bender. No one would let you near a child. 140 00:08:54,326 --> 00:08:56,829 Bev will get custody, and you'll be a deadbeat dad 141 00:08:56,912 --> 00:08:58,956 who never even bothers to know his own son. 142 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:01,291 You really think so? 143 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:04,920 I know so. You're absolutely horrible in every way. 144 00:09:05,796 --> 00:09:06,964 You're sweet, Leela. 145 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:15,347 Sorry, bev, but I ain't cut out for fatherhood. 146 00:09:15,639 --> 00:09:19,226 So here's my certificate of abandonment drawn up by our notary. 147 00:09:19,435 --> 00:09:20,477 That'll be 10 bucks. 148 00:09:20,686 --> 00:09:23,188 Now take your kid and hit the soup line! 149 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,483 Oh, no, you don't, mister! 150 00:09:26,817 --> 00:09:28,652 Damn baby's driving me crazy! 151 00:09:29,862 --> 00:09:33,240 He won't stop giggling no matter how much I scream at him! 152 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:36,994 There, there. 153 00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:40,664 I still got womanly needs! 154 00:09:40,831 --> 00:09:42,416 Who's gonna look twice at me with this 155 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:44,835 dirty leech hanging off my dairy nozzle? 156 00:09:45,002 --> 00:09:46,336 Not me, that's for sure. 157 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:49,131 Then it's settled! He's all yours, pappy! 158 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:51,467 Hey, wait! You can't leave... what? 159 00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:27,628 What the... 160 00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:29,797 Can't I have one moment to myself? 161 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:32,966 Why can't you sleep? 162 00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:35,385 I left my window open, and moths got in. 163 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:38,347 I swear, if I wasn't such a great dad, 164 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:40,474 I'd grab his ugly little neck and... 165 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,480 Hey, he stopped screaming for a second! 166 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:48,023 Bend some other stuff! 167 00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:54,780 Bendlbend! 168 00:10:54,947 --> 00:10:57,199 He loves bending, just like me. 169 00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:02,079 I'm gonna call him Ben after the first half of me, bender. 170 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:05,040 That's my bastard. 171 00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:39,867 Bend it, daddy! Bend it like it called you poo-poo-face! 172 00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:41,243 It called me what? 173 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,290 Yay! You bended it like a pretzel. 174 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,793 Okay, now you. 175 00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:56,466 I can't do it! 176 00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:59,386 Hey, buddy, you're learning. You'll get there. 177 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,054 Bender, I was wrong. 178 00:12:01,138 --> 00:12:03,056 You're a fine parent, and I want to... 179 00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:04,808 Leela was wrong! Leela was wrong! 180 00:12:04,975 --> 00:12:06,560 Leela was wrong! Leela was wrong! 181 00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:11,315 Daddy, how'd you get so good at bending? 182 00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:14,318 I inherited my arm control software from my mom. 183 00:12:14,610 --> 00:12:16,737 That's how it's passed down, mother to son. 184 00:12:17,029 --> 00:12:19,156 But my mommy had no arms! 185 00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:21,992 Does that mean I can never be a bender? 186 00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:23,577 Well, sure you can! You just need 187 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,162 to get a bending card installed. 188 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:29,499 I hate to crush a boy's dreams, but what the heck. 189 00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:34,171 He has only one expansion slot, and it holds his memory card. 190 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:37,090 This robot will never bend. 191 00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:40,761 Don't tell my son what he can and can't do! 192 00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:42,596 You may know what's in his head, 193 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,348 but you don't know what's in his heart! 194 00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:47,267 There's no slot in there, either. 195 00:12:47,351 --> 00:12:48,352 I said shut up! 196 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:59,529 Today marks young Ben's 13th day of being left on continuously. 197 00:13:00,197 --> 00:13:04,159 And so, before the lord and this congregation, 198 00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:09,164 we upgrade him to man-bot. Can I get a mazel tov? 199 00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:10,832 All: Mazel tov! 200 00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:11,959 Mazel tov! 201 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:15,087 I'd like to thank the preacher-bot for the introduction 202 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:18,340 and also for not circumcising me again, am I right? 203 00:13:20,217 --> 00:13:24,888 Twice was enough. But seriously, today, I'm not just a man-bot, 204 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,391 I'm the luckiest man-bot alive. 205 00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:29,559 My mom may have abandoned me, 206 00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:32,688 but I have the greatest dad in the whole universe. 207 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,525 He's patient, he's not afraid to show his emotions... 208 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,193 Don't look at me! 209 00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:40,904 And someday, if my dreams come true, 210 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,031 I'll be a bender, just like him. 211 00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:45,909 You must be so proud of your boy. 212 00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:48,203 I could take him or leave him. 213 00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:51,915 I'm back for my son! 214 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,501 I've come to take him and leave with him! 215 00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,754 She beat you to both things! 216 00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:05,846 It's okay, son, mama's here now. 217 00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:08,223 Daddy! Don't let her take me! 218 00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:10,517 Get your lack of hands off my boy! 219 00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:13,311 You're an unfit parent who abandoned her child! 220 00:14:13,437 --> 00:14:16,773 Oh, yeah? Well, I'm still less unfitter than you. 221 00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:17,941 Says who? 222 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:21,361 Says this document you gave me when you tried to abandon Ben first! 223 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:26,033 It's genuine. 224 00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:29,494 That doesn't prove I'm an unfit parent! 225 00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:31,621 I was drunk and violent when I signed that! 226 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:34,958 Well, I'm drunk and violent now. He's coming with me! 227 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:37,461 Daddy! 228 00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:47,554 My boy's gone. All I have left to remember him 229 00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,890 are these innocent playthings we stole together. 230 00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:54,686 Fry, put these some place safe. 231 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:01,234 That's it, fry! For a guy who's not too bright, 232 00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:02,694 you're too damn bright! 233 00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:04,946 Now, get out! And don't come back 234 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:08,116 until someone finds a use for a million-watt idiot! 235 00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:22,172 Mom, will I ever get to see dad again? 236 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:25,801 No, he died yesterday. Rust monsters ate his face. 237 00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:27,385 Sweet dreams! 238 00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:36,394 Psst! 239 00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:38,438 Quit whimpering or you don't get kidnapped. 240 00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:42,859 Ah! 241 00:15:43,527 --> 00:15:45,028 Come on. Let's run for it. 242 00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:57,499 What's going to happen to us now, dad? 243 00:15:57,666 --> 00:16:00,710 Well, I reckon we'll just sit around this campfire a while. 244 00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:01,878 But then what? 245 00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:05,173 Only a fool plans more than a few centuries ahead, son. 246 00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,760 Url: Freeze, tin woodsman! 247 00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:10,692 Smitty: You're under arrest for kidnapping 248 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,098 and burning raccoons without a permit! 249 00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:24,109 It's over, dad. 250 00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:25,193 It ain't over! 251 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:28,738 I can't outrun a hovercopter, but I can out-bend it! 252 00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:42,210 I know! Let's outrun it! 253 00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:48,550 Thaesadam! Damn! 254 00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:49,634 There's a grate! 255 00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,720 Great! But I can't bend anything 256 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:54,598 with my arms agonizingly maimed like this. 257 00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:56,183 Well, maybe I can! 258 00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:03,356 You can do it, son. 259 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:14,743 Yeah, this ain't gonna happen. 260 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:18,205 Is that even necessary? 261 00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:22,709 I'm sorry, daddy. 262 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,669 You got nothing to be sorry about. 263 00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:26,838 He's really a very good father. 264 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:32,177 All right, I got her statement. And a straight up grape soda. 265 00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:34,304 Aw, yeah. 266 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,890 I promise things will be different, son. 267 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:39,893 From now on, I'm chaining you to a radiator. 268 00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:43,271 I'm amazed someone who dispenses such warm soda 269 00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:44,856 could be so coldhearted! 270 00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:47,525 I'm gonna buy a drink just so I can throw it in your face! 271 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,073 It's another soda baby! 272 00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,284 Damn. 273 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,830 You got knocked up by a police officer 274 00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:03,124 while he was looking for your kidnapped child? 275 00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:05,710 Sure did! I still got it. 276 00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:06,920 So, now what happens? 277 00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:09,047 Tell you what, you keep the big one. 278 00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:12,092 Long as I got a baby to neglect, I'm happy. 279 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:14,094 Should we call child services? 280 00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:15,679 No, let's just get outta here. 281 00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:21,101 Whoo-hoo! 282 00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:23,561 Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo! 283 00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:26,898 Vvhoo? 284 00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:28,066 Sorry, dad. 285 00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:29,401 I'm glad to be back. 286 00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:31,736 I'm just kind of bummed I can't bend stuff. 287 00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:35,407 All I ever wanted was to go to bending state-Santa Cruz. 288 00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:37,033 But that's never gonna happen. 289 00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:41,371 Listen, you need something bent, you come to me, huh, champ? 290 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:50,005 Damn it, I love that little guy so much! 291 00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:51,756 I'd sacrifice any four of you 292 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,675 if it would help him bend even a little! 293 00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:57,804 There is one way, but no, it's too horrible. 294 00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:00,056 Nothing's too horrible for my boy! 295 00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:03,810 Well, I could install a bending card. 296 00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:05,812 But you said he only has one slot! 297 00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:08,606 Correct. I'd have to remove his memory card. 298 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:11,776 He'd be able to bend, but he'd lose all his memories. 299 00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:14,988 He wouldn't even remember who you are. 300 00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,795 You sure you want to be a bender, son? 301 00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:32,422 More than anything. 302 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,801 Just remember, your daddy loves you. 303 00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:40,430 Remember that, will you, son? Remember that. 304 00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,850 Dad, are you crying? 305 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,772 No! I said with the mouth you're looking at. 306 00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:02,619 You sure take after your old man! 307 00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:04,454 I never knew my father. 308 00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,290 It's not important. 309 00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:09,292 What is important is that we get you 310 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,920 to bending state-Santa Cruz in time for registration. 311 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:15,173 Then we'd better hurry. Registration ends in one hour. 312 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:16,424 To the ship! 313 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,138 It's too foggy. 314 00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:24,182 We can't navigate through this storm. 315 00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:25,683 Our lights aren't bright enough. 316 00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:27,936 I'm sorry I let you down, son. 317 00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:29,312 Who are you again? 318 00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:32,482 It's just not possible to get you to bending school this year. 319 00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:34,984 Or is there? 320 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,790 All right, fry! 321 00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:52,085 Merry college registration day, everyone!