1 00:00:08,379 --> 00:00:10,620 [OWL HOOTING] 2 00:00:11,862 --> 00:00:14,586 [THUNDER CRASHING] 3 00:00:24,448 --> 00:00:26,724 GARRETT: You gave so much in life. 4 00:00:27,275 --> 00:00:30,448 I hope your soul's rest is perfect and peaceful, 5 00:00:31,827 --> 00:00:34,655 because your body's in for a long ride. 6 00:00:36,068 --> 00:00:37,448 [SPITS] 7 00:00:37,482 --> 00:00:40,241 If the coffin's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'. 8 00:00:40,275 --> 00:00:41,310 [GIGGLES] 9 00:00:44,931 --> 00:00:46,448 Garret, wait a second. 10 00:00:46,482 --> 00:00:47,655 Why is there no casket? 11 00:00:48,448 --> 00:00:49,586 [DEEP VOICE] 'Cause there was nothing left 12 00:00:49,620 --> 00:00:51,275 of his father to bury. 13 00:00:52,689 --> 00:00:56,172 - [WHIMPERING] - [SQUELCHING] 14 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,448 [YELPING] 15 00:01:04,482 --> 00:01:05,482 [SQUELCHES] 16 00:01:08,827 --> 00:01:10,517 [PANTING] 17 00:01:12,862 --> 00:01:15,586 Come join us, brother. 18 00:01:17,172 --> 00:01:19,103 [SIGHS] 19 00:01:40,379 --> 00:01:41,517 [FEMININE VOICE] Welcome. 20 00:01:42,068 --> 00:01:43,379 You'll be happy here. 21 00:01:45,344 --> 00:01:46,931 [BRITISH VOICE] I think I like it already. 22 00:01:51,310 --> 00:01:52,620 [NORMAL VOICE] Hi, pop. 23 00:01:52,655 --> 00:01:55,379 [♪♪♪] 24 00:02:00,517 --> 00:02:02,068 [THUNDER CRASHING] 25 00:02:14,586 --> 00:02:17,000 [ENGINE REVVING] 26 00:02:26,758 --> 00:02:30,413 - [ENGINES REVVING] - [QUIET GIGGLING] 27 00:02:30,448 --> 00:02:34,482 So Dollface has this gigantic insider guard in a chokehold, 28 00:02:34,517 --> 00:02:36,517 when all of a sudden I hear this loud... 29 00:02:36,551 --> 00:02:37,551 [POPS] 30 00:02:37,586 --> 00:02:39,551 The guard is dead as hell, 31 00:02:39,586 --> 00:02:42,206 and his eyeballs are just dangling out of their sockets. 32 00:02:42,241 --> 00:02:45,689 And Dollface is like, "Guess this guy's a sailor man, 33 00:02:45,724 --> 00:02:47,551 because I just made him Popeye." 34 00:02:47,586 --> 00:02:51,034 - [BOTH LAUGHING] - Oh, that's fucking crazy. 35 00:02:51,413 --> 00:02:53,034 She has so many stories like that, 36 00:02:53,068 --> 00:02:54,413 and she tells them way better than me. 37 00:02:54,448 --> 00:02:56,724 You would know that if you stopped avoiding her. 38 00:02:56,758 --> 00:02:58,379 I'm not avoiding her. 39 00:02:58,413 --> 00:03:00,620 I'm just not going out of my way to interact with her. 40 00:03:00,689 --> 00:03:02,103 There's a difference. 41 00:03:02,137 --> 00:03:03,310 All right, if we're being honest, 42 00:03:03,379 --> 00:03:05,310 she's just not my cup of tea. 43 00:03:05,344 --> 00:03:06,620 You don't even know her. 44 00:03:06,655 --> 00:03:08,448 If my brother was in the car behind us, 45 00:03:08,482 --> 00:03:10,310 I sure as hell wouldn't be riding with your dumb ass. 46 00:03:10,344 --> 00:03:13,620 Family isn't just being related, okay? 47 00:03:13,655 --> 00:03:15,655 If I was a beaver, I wouldn't spend all my time 48 00:03:15,689 --> 00:03:17,965 hanging out with other big ass rodents. 49 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,310 If a gator was cool, and the vibe was right, 50 00:03:20,344 --> 00:03:21,655 I'D kick it with him. 51 00:03:22,965 --> 00:03:25,344 - QUIET: Shit, not again. - What? 52 00:03:25,620 --> 00:03:27,827 Oh, let's check it at the next stop. 53 00:03:27,896 --> 00:03:29,827 No. Pull over now. If something's wrong, 54 00:03:29,896 --> 00:03:31,482 you should address it right away. 55 00:03:31,827 --> 00:03:33,000 Pull over right here. 56 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,482 Go talk to your sister, asshole! 57 00:03:41,551 --> 00:03:43,068 [TIRES SQUEALING] 58 00:03:47,620 --> 00:03:49,000 [CHUCKLING] 59 00:03:53,620 --> 00:03:54,758 You piss her off? 60 00:03:54,793 --> 00:03:55,965 Get in. 61 00:03:56,034 --> 00:03:57,172 You, out. 62 00:04:07,206 --> 00:04:08,344 Someone need a ride? 63 00:04:08,379 --> 00:04:10,172 I told you, we're done, and I meant it. 64 00:04:12,448 --> 00:04:14,034 [SIGHS] 65 00:04:16,551 --> 00:04:18,275 That's what I like about the Jeremy Express. 66 00:04:18,827 --> 00:04:20,275 It's all caboose. 67 00:04:21,551 --> 00:04:23,620 [ENGINE REVS] 68 00:04:32,034 --> 00:04:33,793 I love what you've done with the interior. 69 00:04:33,827 --> 00:04:35,862 Really shows pride of ownership. 70 00:04:36,206 --> 00:04:37,413 Still a neat freak. 71 00:04:39,206 --> 00:04:41,931 So, what was it like being back at our old house? 72 00:04:42,310 --> 00:04:44,517 Like prison, just with a lot of pizza. 73 00:04:44,551 --> 00:04:47,413 Come on, nothing in there caught your interest? 74 00:04:47,793 --> 00:04:50,379 [SCOFFS] The Baby-Sitters Club. 75 00:04:50,413 --> 00:04:51,896 [LAUGHING] Oh, shit. 76 00:04:51,965 --> 00:04:54,344 - I used to love those books. - Word? 77 00:04:54,379 --> 00:04:58,000 Yeah, yeah. Ah, I had such a crush on Logan. 78 00:04:58,034 --> 00:04:59,517 Okay, so I gotta know, 79 00:04:59,551 --> 00:05:02,620 how did Abby join the BSC in book 89? 80 00:05:03,068 --> 00:05:04,241 Abby? 81 00:05:04,275 --> 00:05:05,586 Abby. Abby. 82 00:05:05,620 --> 00:05:07,310 Uh, Abby, I-- 83 00:05:07,379 --> 00:05:08,758 I don't remember. 84 00:05:10,068 --> 00:05:12,586 Well, excuse me for not remembering a book, 85 00:05:12,620 --> 00:05:13,517 Mr. "I bonked my head 86 00:05:13,551 --> 00:05:15,275 and literally can't remember anything." 87 00:05:15,344 --> 00:05:17,241 Well, it's not like I'm trying not to remember. 88 00:05:18,965 --> 00:05:20,689 ASHLEY: I'm dying. Should we make camp? 89 00:05:20,724 --> 00:05:22,689 - [STATIC CRACKLES] - Yeah, Ash. 90 00:05:22,724 --> 00:05:24,482 We'll head for Diesel City at first light. 91 00:05:26,206 --> 00:05:29,275 Why don't you go set up by the water tower up ahead? 92 00:05:29,344 --> 00:05:32,448 John and I are going to take a little detour. 93 00:05:32,482 --> 00:05:34,068 Detour? I don't want to take a detour. 94 00:05:34,103 --> 00:05:36,379 - Shut up. You do. We're going. - QUIET: Copy that. 95 00:05:36,413 --> 00:05:37,827 Have fun, John. 96 00:05:40,827 --> 00:05:41,758 JEREMY: Copy that. Ashley and I 97 00:05:41,793 --> 00:05:44,482 will be scouting for food and supplies, over. 98 00:05:47,275 --> 00:05:48,586 Who knows? 99 00:05:48,620 --> 00:05:50,724 Maybe I'll get lucky, find me a muffin. 100 00:05:50,758 --> 00:05:52,586 I told you, the bakery's closed. 101 00:05:54,862 --> 00:05:56,344 Checking for bakery hours. 102 00:06:06,965 --> 00:06:09,344 Finally. Ready to fucking rock. 103 00:06:19,758 --> 00:06:22,896 [MICHELLE BRANCH'S "EVERYWHERE" PLAYING] 104 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,758 ♪ Just tell me how I got this far ♪ 105 00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:32,827 ♪ Just tell me why you're here And who you are ♪ 106 00:06:32,862 --> 00:06:34,965 ♪ 'Cause every time I look 107 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,068 ♪ You're never there 108 00:06:38,103 --> 00:06:40,103 ♪ And every time I sleep ♪ 109 00:06:40,137 --> 00:06:42,793 ♪ You're always there 110 00:06:42,827 --> 00:06:44,000 Here we go! 111 00:06:44,034 --> 00:06:44,965 ♪ 'Cause you're Everywhere to me ♪ 112 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,172 MAYHEM: Would you shut up? 113 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:49,793 - [SCREAMING] - [TIRES SQUEALING] 114 00:06:49,827 --> 00:06:50,931 [STEREO CUTS OFF] 115 00:06:57,517 --> 00:06:58,862 What the hell are you doing here? 116 00:06:58,896 --> 00:07:00,586 Covering my ears mostly. 117 00:07:01,620 --> 00:07:03,103 - That's John singing. - Yeah. 118 00:07:03,137 --> 00:07:04,827 What are you doing in my trunk? 119 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:09,068 You stood up for me back there. 120 00:07:10,103 --> 00:07:11,137 You... 121 00:07:12,068 --> 00:07:13,965 You saved me, Quiet. 122 00:07:16,586 --> 00:07:17,689 [GUN COCKS] 123 00:07:18,275 --> 00:07:20,379 All right, I laid it on a little thick at the end there. 124 00:07:20,413 --> 00:07:21,655 Fine. Look, 125 00:07:22,793 --> 00:07:24,241 I want to enter the tournament. 126 00:07:25,344 --> 00:07:28,482 [LAUGHING] 127 00:07:32,482 --> 00:07:34,241 It's not funny. 128 00:07:34,275 --> 00:07:36,068 Oh, it is the way I'm picturing it. 129 00:07:36,103 --> 00:07:38,103 You'd be dead two minutes in, 130 00:07:38,137 --> 00:07:41,241 all flattened out, eyes crossed, tongue hanging out. 131 00:07:41,275 --> 00:07:43,413 That will not be me. Okay? 132 00:07:43,448 --> 00:07:46,413 You're looking at the best driver on the West Coast. 133 00:07:46,448 --> 00:07:49,068 - No I'm not. - Yes, you are. 134 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:52,206 - Think so? - Know so. 135 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:54,310 Prove it. 136 00:07:56,758 --> 00:07:59,517 [BUTTONS CLICKING] 137 00:08:00,034 --> 00:08:02,137 Wow, you don't have a goddamn clue 138 00:08:02,172 --> 00:08:03,344 what you're doing, do you? 139 00:08:03,379 --> 00:08:05,310 I am just getting my bearings. 140 00:08:05,344 --> 00:08:08,000 You know, my ex-husband's car was European. 141 00:08:08,034 --> 00:08:09,827 It was a lot cooler than this. 142 00:08:09,862 --> 00:08:11,413 All right, just put it in gear. 143 00:08:13,310 --> 00:08:15,000 - [TIRES SQUEAL] - Oh, my God! 144 00:08:15,068 --> 00:08:16,137 [SCREAMING] 145 00:08:16,172 --> 00:08:18,862 Stop, stop, stop, oh, my God. 146 00:08:19,655 --> 00:08:21,310 Why did you throw it in reverse? 147 00:08:21,344 --> 00:08:22,896 "D" is for drive, dumbass. 148 00:08:22,931 --> 00:08:23,965 What-- No, I put it in drive. 149 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,000 "D," drive. 150 00:08:26,068 --> 00:08:28,206 That's an "R." Do you not know how to read, either? 151 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:29,793 No. Of course I can read. 152 00:08:29,827 --> 00:08:31,896 You're looking at the best reader on the West Coast. 153 00:08:32,827 --> 00:08:34,034 Okay, that's it. 154 00:08:34,379 --> 00:08:36,068 Get out. We're done. 155 00:08:39,862 --> 00:08:41,310 - [LOCKS CLICK] - Ha, got you! 156 00:08:41,344 --> 00:08:42,827 Who's the dumb ass now? 157 00:08:42,896 --> 00:08:44,965 Have fun walking to Diesel City, bitch. 158 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,793 Eat my diggity dust! 159 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:51,379 - [TIRES SQUEALING] - [ENGINE CLANKING] 160 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,034 Oh, shit. 161 00:08:56,965 --> 00:08:58,137 [COUGHING] 162 00:08:58,620 --> 00:09:00,413 Oh, no, the dust. 163 00:09:00,689 --> 00:09:02,379 Shut up! 164 00:09:03,034 --> 00:09:04,206 [TIRES SQUEAL] 165 00:09:06,241 --> 00:09:07,310 [GROANS] 166 00:09:13,103 --> 00:09:15,758 Faster to go by canoe. 167 00:09:15,827 --> 00:09:17,896 You know what? Fine. Fine, whatever. 168 00:09:17,931 --> 00:09:20,758 Just wake me up when Dollface gets back. she'll teach me. 169 00:09:20,793 --> 00:09:22,551 QUIET: Is that what you think is going to happen? 170 00:09:22,586 --> 00:09:25,275 She gives zero fucks. 171 00:09:25,724 --> 00:09:28,241 I sort of gave one teeny fuck, 172 00:09:28,310 --> 00:09:31,655 but, damn, I guess I was wrong. 173 00:09:34,758 --> 00:09:35,862 [LOCKS CLICK] 174 00:09:44,896 --> 00:09:46,068 Millennium Drive-In. 175 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,931 Headlights, Camera, Action. 176 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,896 I don't even want to know what kind of action 177 00:09:50,931 --> 00:09:52,448 got blood all the way up there. 178 00:09:53,862 --> 00:09:55,172 Where are you going? 179 00:09:55,206 --> 00:09:57,724 We stopped here one year on the family road trip. 180 00:09:57,758 --> 00:10:00,172 Your little mind was blown by watching a movie in a car. 181 00:10:00,206 --> 00:10:01,586 You were so obsessed, 182 00:10:01,620 --> 00:10:03,344 you made Dad take us here every summer. 183 00:10:03,379 --> 00:10:04,896 - Come on. - You're insane 184 00:10:04,931 --> 00:10:06,068 if you think I'm going in there. 185 00:10:06,137 --> 00:10:07,482 This shit looks haunted. 186 00:10:09,827 --> 00:10:11,724 You're still afraid of ghosts? 187 00:10:11,758 --> 00:10:13,551 [SCOFFS] Wow. 188 00:10:13,586 --> 00:10:15,000 Amnesia really is a bitch. 189 00:10:15,034 --> 00:10:16,137 You forget your whole life, 190 00:10:16,172 --> 00:10:17,689 but still remember to be a pussy. 191 00:10:19,931 --> 00:10:21,413 I'll show you a pussy! 192 00:10:23,655 --> 00:10:24,862 Hold up, wait! 193 00:10:41,413 --> 00:10:43,551 "L and K wuz here." 194 00:10:45,413 --> 00:10:46,482 This was our spot. 195 00:10:47,482 --> 00:10:49,413 Hmm. Come on, get in. 196 00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:51,896 [LOUD CLANGING] 197 00:10:51,965 --> 00:10:53,689 My God, would you chill? 198 00:10:54,379 --> 00:10:57,379 - There's nobody here but us. - I know that. 199 00:10:57,413 --> 00:10:58,448 Get in the car. 200 00:11:01,241 --> 00:11:02,310 Come on. 201 00:11:07,931 --> 00:11:10,620 [♪♪♪] 202 00:11:15,793 --> 00:11:17,448 I would try and get the projector working, 203 00:11:17,482 --> 00:11:19,068 but I'm not going in that shack. 204 00:11:19,103 --> 00:11:20,965 It's okay. We're not here for that anyway. 205 00:11:21,482 --> 00:11:22,793 I was hoping 206 00:11:23,448 --> 00:11:26,965 we could shake some memories loose. 207 00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:28,241 Maybe this will help. 208 00:11:36,344 --> 00:11:38,655 So whenever there was a car chase scene, 209 00:11:38,689 --> 00:11:40,724 Dad would let you climb over into the driver's seat 210 00:11:40,758 --> 00:11:43,068 and pretend like you were in the movie. 211 00:11:43,827 --> 00:11:46,793 And you would go crazy 212 00:11:46,827 --> 00:11:49,103 just pulling at the steering wheel, 213 00:11:49,137 --> 00:11:51,172 yelling all your little quips. 214 00:11:51,620 --> 00:11:53,275 - JOHN DOE: Dry steering? - DOLLFACE: Mm-hmm. 215 00:11:53,310 --> 00:11:54,758 You mean to tell me they would let me 216 00:11:54,793 --> 00:11:56,827 torque at the tie rods like that? 217 00:11:56,896 --> 00:11:58,965 Not to mention scuff the tires. 218 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,344 So our parents really treated their vehicles like that? 219 00:12:01,379 --> 00:12:05,206 Ooh, cool your jets there, Martin Luther Keys. 220 00:12:05,241 --> 00:12:06,310 You were little. 221 00:12:06,344 --> 00:12:07,896 You couldn't do any real damage. 222 00:12:07,931 --> 00:12:10,034 But we did do a number on the upholstery though. 223 00:12:10,103 --> 00:12:12,896 Every time Mom and Dad would go to the snack shack, 224 00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:14,586 we would climb through the sunroof 225 00:12:14,655 --> 00:12:18,448 and scuff up the back seats. That would piss them off. 226 00:12:22,344 --> 00:12:25,000 [WHISTLING] 227 00:12:25,034 --> 00:12:26,655 What you staring at me for? 228 00:12:26,689 --> 00:12:27,862 The family whistle? 229 00:12:30,034 --> 00:12:33,137 It was Dad's way of telling us to sit our asses down. 230 00:12:33,724 --> 00:12:35,689 I swear you could hear it from miles away. 231 00:12:35,724 --> 00:12:38,172 Right, it's like when Abby's dad taught her 232 00:12:38,206 --> 00:12:39,517 how to whistle through an acorn cap. 233 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:42,482 Would you shut up about the stupid fucking book? 234 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:45,862 Look at me. Are you even trying to remember? 235 00:12:45,896 --> 00:12:47,103 No. I'm not. 236 00:12:47,551 --> 00:12:50,482 You want to know what it was like for me being in that house? 237 00:12:50,517 --> 00:12:53,172 All the pictures, all the stuff in my room, 238 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,689 all the things I'm supposed to remember, but I don't. 239 00:12:55,724 --> 00:12:58,862 And then realizing if I did get my memory back... 240 00:13:01,068 --> 00:13:03,931 I'd just be weighed down by everything that I lost. 241 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:07,620 My parents, my sister, myself. 242 00:13:08,793 --> 00:13:11,241 I'd rather just be me, be John. 243 00:13:11,275 --> 00:13:13,103 - But you're Lionel. - Lionel's dead! 244 00:13:13,172 --> 00:13:15,068 [GUNFIRE] 245 00:13:24,793 --> 00:13:25,793 What was that? 246 00:13:25,862 --> 00:13:27,758 I don't know, you brought me here! 247 00:13:27,793 --> 00:13:29,586 - [LOUD THRUMMING] - [YELPING] 248 00:13:30,586 --> 00:13:32,482 [BOTH GROAN] 249 00:13:33,137 --> 00:13:35,137 [THRUMMING] 250 00:13:44,103 --> 00:13:45,241 [GUNFIRE] 251 00:13:53,137 --> 00:13:55,448 [ENGINE REVVING] 252 00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:02,413 [CHUCKLING] 253 00:14:08,034 --> 00:14:09,620 What the fuck? 254 00:14:09,655 --> 00:14:11,620 [SCREAMING] 255 00:14:11,655 --> 00:14:14,068 [BOTH SCREAMING] 256 00:14:16,068 --> 00:14:19,103 [ENGINE REVVING] 257 00:14:19,137 --> 00:14:21,827 [PANTING] 258 00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,379 What the fuck am I even looking at right now? 259 00:14:23,448 --> 00:14:24,517 I don't know, but whatever he is, 260 00:14:24,551 --> 00:14:26,620 he's not wearing a shirt, and he's fucking jacked. 261 00:14:26,655 --> 00:14:28,034 [GUNFIRE] 262 00:14:28,103 --> 00:14:29,310 Those perfectly formed pectorials 263 00:14:29,344 --> 00:14:31,793 are basically bull's eyes. Watch this. 264 00:14:32,655 --> 00:14:33,793 [GUNSHOT RICOCHETS] 265 00:14:33,827 --> 00:14:35,000 [SCREAMS] 266 00:14:35,068 --> 00:14:37,482 [YELPING] Oh, I'm so sorry! 267 00:14:37,517 --> 00:14:38,965 You shot me! What the fuck? 268 00:14:39,413 --> 00:14:41,655 I'll lay down suppressive fire, and you run. 269 00:14:41,689 --> 00:14:42,793 - DOLLFACE: Okay. - JOHN DOE: Run! 270 00:14:42,827 --> 00:14:43,827 [GUNFIRE] 271 00:14:43,862 --> 00:14:45,620 - [HISSING] - [WINCING] 272 00:14:45,655 --> 00:14:46,896 AXEL: Goddammit! 273 00:14:47,482 --> 00:14:49,137 [PANTING] 274 00:14:49,172 --> 00:14:50,379 - In there! - Go, go, go! 275 00:14:55,482 --> 00:14:57,413 Oh, shit. [PANTING] 276 00:14:58,034 --> 00:14:59,344 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 277 00:14:59,413 --> 00:15:01,310 [ENGINE REVVING NEARBY] 278 00:15:09,344 --> 00:15:11,241 [SIGHING] 279 00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:13,689 Oh my God, you fucking shot me. 280 00:15:13,724 --> 00:15:15,551 - What the fuck? - I'm so sorry! 281 00:15:15,586 --> 00:15:17,517 - Please don't cry. - I'm not gonna cry, asshole! 282 00:15:17,551 --> 00:15:19,896 - Ow, Jesus! - It's okay. Is it bad? 283 00:15:19,931 --> 00:15:22,000 Oh, shit. Uh, it's barely noticeable. 284 00:15:22,034 --> 00:15:23,413 - [GROWLING] - No, no, no, 285 00:15:23,482 --> 00:15:24,551 It's not-- You can't even see-- 286 00:15:24,586 --> 00:15:26,896 - [MUFFLED SCREAMING] - Shh! 287 00:15:26,931 --> 00:15:28,241 - [CRUNCHING] - [YELPING] 288 00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:30,517 [MUFFLED SCREAMING] 289 00:15:30,551 --> 00:15:31,896 [PANTING] 290 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,344 Here, sew it up. Sew it up. 291 00:15:33,379 --> 00:15:34,379 I don't want a nasty scar. 292 00:15:34,413 --> 00:15:35,586 JOHN DOE: Right. 293 00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:38,068 I got this, okay. 294 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,068 Come on. Have you got it? 295 00:15:40,103 --> 00:15:41,344 Yeah, I got it. 296 00:15:41,379 --> 00:15:42,551 - You got it? - Okay. Do I come from the top 297 00:15:42,586 --> 00:15:44,000 - or the bottom? - You ain't got shit! 298 00:15:44,034 --> 00:15:45,241 - Okay, I-- - Hold onto this. 299 00:15:45,275 --> 00:15:46,586 - Okay, okay, okay. - Make yourself useful. 300 00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:48,172 - Okay. - God. 301 00:15:49,275 --> 00:15:51,275 Oh, that's so aggressive. 302 00:15:51,344 --> 00:15:53,344 - [WINCING] - [SQUEALING] 303 00:15:53,965 --> 00:15:56,068 QUIET: Before you even start the car, do your checks. 304 00:15:56,137 --> 00:15:59,862 Gassed up, guns loaded, mirrors clear of vultures, 305 00:15:59,896 --> 00:16:01,448 hands on the wheel at ten and two. 306 00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:02,931 No way! I wanna look cool 307 00:16:02,965 --> 00:16:06,275 - when I cross the finish line. - Okay, yeah. 308 00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:07,793 First lesson. 309 00:16:07,827 --> 00:16:09,827 - [ENGINE REVVING] - [SCREAMING] 310 00:16:09,862 --> 00:16:12,241 QUIET: You gotta outrun some vultures. Think fast. 311 00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:17,827 - [GRUNTING] - [TIRES SQUEALING] 312 00:16:18,275 --> 00:16:20,241 Tried to 180 out of here, and the vultures caught you. 313 00:16:20,275 --> 00:16:21,793 - You're dead. - [SIGHS] 314 00:16:21,827 --> 00:16:23,000 QUIET: Again. 315 00:16:27,344 --> 00:16:29,310 - Wrong. - [YELLING] 316 00:16:30,310 --> 00:16:31,413 QUIET: Nope. 317 00:16:34,448 --> 00:16:36,068 Dead, dead, dead. 318 00:16:38,689 --> 00:16:39,724 Lesson two. 319 00:16:39,758 --> 00:16:41,275 Holy men dead ahead. 320 00:16:41,310 --> 00:16:42,517 Shit, shit! 321 00:16:44,965 --> 00:16:46,310 QUIET: You're hanging your ass out. 322 00:16:46,344 --> 00:16:48,379 [GRUNTING] Oh, fuck! 323 00:16:52,103 --> 00:16:53,517 [TIRES SQUEALING] 324 00:17:00,827 --> 00:17:02,896 You were supposed to drive through the barrels. 325 00:17:02,965 --> 00:17:04,827 Guess what? You died again. 326 00:17:04,862 --> 00:17:06,482 [MAYHEM GROANS] Goddamn it. 327 00:17:06,517 --> 00:17:08,862 Time for your final exam. Drive. 328 00:17:08,896 --> 00:17:09,862 - What are you doing? - [GUNSHOT] 329 00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:12,172 - [SCREAMS] - There's a killer clown 330 00:17:12,206 --> 00:17:14,137 with flaming hair right behind us. 331 00:17:14,172 --> 00:17:15,517 - What's the move? - At first I-- 332 00:17:15,551 --> 00:17:16,689 - [GUNSHOT] - QUIET: Go! 333 00:17:16,724 --> 00:17:18,206 You didn't even give me a chance! 334 00:17:18,241 --> 00:17:19,689 Neither will they. Think fast! 335 00:17:19,724 --> 00:17:21,724 - [GUNSHOT] - [TIRES SQUEALING] 336 00:17:21,793 --> 00:17:23,172 Are you giving up? 337 00:17:23,551 --> 00:17:25,034 I knew it. I knew you weren't cut out for this. 338 00:17:25,068 --> 00:17:26,379 Fuck you, Quiet! 339 00:17:31,620 --> 00:17:32,862 [TRUNK SLAMS] 340 00:17:33,206 --> 00:17:36,172 I don't even want to know what nasty diseases 341 00:17:36,206 --> 00:17:38,724 you gave yourself using that dirty ass needle. 342 00:17:39,413 --> 00:17:41,862 I don't need medical advice, Dr. Piss. 343 00:17:41,896 --> 00:17:43,344 We just need to figure out how we're getting 344 00:17:43,379 --> 00:17:44,896 past those sound wave things 345 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,862 without sexy car man knowing that we're in here. 346 00:17:46,896 --> 00:17:48,137 Well, if we're going to make it out of here, 347 00:17:48,172 --> 00:17:49,724 we're going to need a better vantage point. 348 00:17:50,206 --> 00:17:52,206 I'm going to climb to the top of the projection screen. 349 00:17:52,275 --> 00:17:53,517 No, you're not. 350 00:17:53,551 --> 00:17:55,517 We're going to the concession stand. 351 00:17:55,551 --> 00:17:57,103 Whatever's powering those sound wave thingies 352 00:17:57,137 --> 00:17:58,379 is for sure coming from there. 353 00:17:58,862 --> 00:17:59,931 Wait. 354 00:18:00,482 --> 00:18:02,172 Wait, I'm remembering something. 355 00:18:02,586 --> 00:18:03,758 - Really? - JOHN DOE: Yeah. 356 00:18:03,827 --> 00:18:05,551 - What? - I remember telling you 357 00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:07,586 it was a fucking bad idea to come in here! 358 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:08,896 Shh! 359 00:18:08,931 --> 00:18:10,034 Do you hear that? 360 00:18:11,827 --> 00:18:15,068 It's the sound of a scared little bitch. 361 00:18:15,103 --> 00:18:16,413 Oh, wait, that's you. 362 00:18:25,275 --> 00:18:26,517 [ENGINE REVVING] 363 00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:40,517 [CLANGING] 364 00:18:43,586 --> 00:18:46,000 [♪♪♪] 365 00:19:00,827 --> 00:19:02,413 JOHN DOE: Did you see those metal hands? 366 00:19:02,448 --> 00:19:04,000 This motherfucker is full of surprises. 367 00:19:07,931 --> 00:19:08,827 [SIGHS] 368 00:19:08,896 --> 00:19:11,827 I wonder how he, uh, you know, 369 00:19:11,896 --> 00:19:14,000 starts his own engine. 370 00:19:14,034 --> 00:19:15,827 JOHN DOE: Forearms on that guy? 371 00:19:15,862 --> 00:19:18,137 One wrong move, he'll rip the shit off. Poor son of a bitch. 372 00:19:18,551 --> 00:19:20,448 - [GROANING] - Okay, so what's the plan? 373 00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:22,655 DOLLFACE: Oh, yeah. Let's shoot our way out of here, 374 00:19:22,689 --> 00:19:24,000 because that worked so well the first time. 375 00:19:24,068 --> 00:19:25,137 It worked well for me. 376 00:19:25,172 --> 00:19:26,413 - I looked fucking great. - [GASPING] 377 00:19:26,862 --> 00:19:29,655 - [BANGING] - JEREMY: Ashley! Ashley! 378 00:19:29,689 --> 00:19:30,931 [BOTH MOANING] 379 00:19:31,655 --> 00:19:34,310 Oh, yes, give mama that French bread! 380 00:19:34,344 --> 00:19:37,275 Oh, it's proofing. Oh, it's proofing. 381 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:39,344 [KNOCKING] 382 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,000 [GRUNTING] Did you hear that? 383 00:19:41,034 --> 00:19:43,620 [BOTH SCREAMING] 384 00:19:43,655 --> 00:19:44,896 [♪♪♪] 385 00:19:47,379 --> 00:19:51,206 [♪♪♪] 386 00:19:51,241 --> 00:19:52,482 Come on, May, 387 00:19:52,517 --> 00:19:54,241 you can't stay back there forever. 388 00:19:56,551 --> 00:19:58,034 Fine. 389 00:19:58,068 --> 00:19:59,758 If you're not going to come out, then I'm going to eat. 390 00:19:59,793 --> 00:20:01,862 I am starving. 391 00:20:02,724 --> 00:20:04,517 Mmm! 392 00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:07,827 Mmm! Oh, my gosh. Oh, it's so good. 393 00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:10,034 Mmm, and I have so much of it. 394 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,344 MAYHEM: What is it? 395 00:20:17,379 --> 00:20:20,034 - QUIET: Rattlesnake. - You can make snake jerky? 396 00:20:20,068 --> 00:20:21,413 Yeah. It's not that hard. 397 00:20:22,344 --> 00:20:23,655 My brother taught me how. 398 00:20:24,206 --> 00:20:25,689 Killing the fuckers is a pain in the ass. 399 00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:27,724 But then you salt them 400 00:20:28,413 --> 00:20:29,965 and put them in a salt bath 401 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,310 and hang them out to dry. 402 00:20:31,896 --> 00:20:33,793 It has to be strong sunlight, though. 403 00:20:33,827 --> 00:20:34,931 I learned that the hard way. 404 00:20:37,206 --> 00:20:39,241 - What happened? - What do you think? 405 00:20:39,482 --> 00:20:42,000 I ate it raw and puked so hard I shit myself. 406 00:20:43,413 --> 00:20:45,000 Yeah, it was a lot of shit too, 407 00:20:45,034 --> 00:20:46,896 - like, everywhere. - Ooh, that's tough. 408 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,689 My brother wouldn't stop laughing, the jagoff. 409 00:20:49,724 --> 00:20:52,344 Hmm, guess being a jagoff runs in the family. 410 00:20:55,034 --> 00:20:56,068 Yeah. 411 00:20:58,448 --> 00:21:01,413 He wasn't a great teacher, but he helped me survive. 412 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,482 Eventually, I figured it out on my own. 413 00:21:08,137 --> 00:21:11,068 Listen, why do you want to enter this tournament so badly? 414 00:21:11,689 --> 00:21:13,827 You do know it's to the death, right? 415 00:21:13,896 --> 00:21:15,206 Yeah. So? 416 00:21:16,793 --> 00:21:18,275 I'm not afraid of dying. 417 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,137 And if I win, 418 00:21:21,206 --> 00:21:22,862 I could wish for a better life. 419 00:21:27,655 --> 00:21:29,000 Come on, let's try again. 420 00:21:29,896 --> 00:21:30,931 Okay. 421 00:21:30,965 --> 00:21:32,068 Shh, shh, come on. 422 00:21:32,896 --> 00:21:34,000 Okay. 423 00:21:35,793 --> 00:21:37,448 [GULPING] 424 00:21:37,482 --> 00:21:39,310 [BOTH GROANING] 425 00:21:45,310 --> 00:21:46,724 [BELCHES] 426 00:21:48,620 --> 00:21:50,344 How is this guy even alive? 427 00:21:52,482 --> 00:21:53,586 [GRUNTS] 428 00:21:54,931 --> 00:21:56,413 Come on. He's distracted. 429 00:21:57,793 --> 00:21:59,931 [COUGHING] 430 00:22:11,379 --> 00:22:13,344 DOLLFACE: Eww. This place is a mess. 431 00:22:13,379 --> 00:22:15,379 But it's still cleaner than your car. 432 00:22:15,413 --> 00:22:17,172 Smells better too. [CHUCKLES] 433 00:22:17,551 --> 00:22:19,103 Shut up and cut the power. 434 00:22:23,862 --> 00:22:25,862 [FAINT MECHANICAL NOISE] 435 00:22:26,724 --> 00:22:28,655 "Axel." 436 00:22:28,689 --> 00:22:32,034 [RUSTLING AND CLANKING] 437 00:22:34,206 --> 00:22:36,275 What kind of sick fuck would do this? 438 00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:38,724 [FOOTSTEPS RUNNING] 439 00:22:38,793 --> 00:22:40,862 - [CACKLING] - [GRUNTING] 440 00:22:40,896 --> 00:22:42,758 I'd lower that pea-shooter if I were you. 441 00:22:43,689 --> 00:22:45,172 Put it on the counter. 442 00:22:45,724 --> 00:22:48,000 Well, I'm impressed you got past my guard dog. 443 00:22:48,413 --> 00:22:50,034 - Not many do. - [DOLLFACE GRUNTS] 444 00:22:50,068 --> 00:22:51,551 We're just trying to get out of here, man. 445 00:22:51,586 --> 00:22:53,379 Oh, please. You're like everyone else 446 00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:54,517 who comes sniffing around here 447 00:22:54,551 --> 00:22:56,517 trying to steal my life's work. 448 00:22:56,551 --> 00:22:57,724 [TSK-TSKING] You're jealous. 449 00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:59,379 Oh, why would we be jealous of you? 450 00:22:59,413 --> 00:23:00,896 You're making car people. 451 00:23:00,931 --> 00:23:02,379 That's an oversimplification! 452 00:23:02,793 --> 00:23:05,896 I evolved that broken killer into something more. 453 00:23:05,931 --> 00:23:07,793 If the only way to survive outside 454 00:23:07,862 --> 00:23:09,724 is to be in a car, 455 00:23:09,758 --> 00:23:13,068 then what if you could be the car? 456 00:23:13,586 --> 00:23:14,896 But it's still not right. 457 00:23:15,586 --> 00:23:16,724 There's still too much human in him. 458 00:23:17,275 --> 00:23:20,379 Oh, but I could get it right with one of you. 459 00:23:21,137 --> 00:23:23,586 So what, you just make cars out of Black people? 460 00:23:23,620 --> 00:23:25,931 What? No! It's not racially motivated. 461 00:23:25,965 --> 00:23:27,793 - Is that how it's coming off? - Yeah! 462 00:23:27,827 --> 00:23:29,965 I mean, you look at him, you look at us. 463 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,241 Let me just say, 464 00:23:31,275 --> 00:23:33,310 I've always believed science is colorblind. 465 00:23:33,344 --> 00:23:35,758 - [SCOFFS] - Oh, God. 466 00:23:35,793 --> 00:23:39,275 [BREATHY WHISTLING] 467 00:23:39,310 --> 00:23:40,344 What... What's going on with him? 468 00:23:40,413 --> 00:23:41,620 [BREATHY WHISTLING] 469 00:23:41,689 --> 00:23:42,724 He's not sick, is he? 470 00:23:43,310 --> 00:23:45,448 To be honest, I have no idea what he's doing. 471 00:23:45,482 --> 00:23:46,793 Family whistle! 472 00:23:46,862 --> 00:23:47,931 The family whistle! 473 00:23:47,965 --> 00:23:49,620 - [GRUNTS] - [SCREAMING] 474 00:23:54,793 --> 00:23:57,103 [GROANING] 475 00:23:57,137 --> 00:23:59,103 BOTH: Ooh. 476 00:23:59,137 --> 00:24:02,206 [WINCING] Some of my best friends 477 00:24:02,793 --> 00:24:04,000 are Black. 478 00:24:05,241 --> 00:24:06,655 [DEATH RATTLE] 479 00:24:07,379 --> 00:24:08,586 Thanks, big bro. 480 00:24:09,241 --> 00:24:10,206 Now, if we can just get that 481 00:24:10,241 --> 00:24:13,551 tiny little butthole of a mouth to whistle. 482 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:15,379 If my mouth is a butthole, so is yours. 483 00:24:15,448 --> 00:24:16,689 That's how genes work. 484 00:24:16,724 --> 00:24:18,172 Now, go cut the power so we can bail. 485 00:24:22,206 --> 00:24:26,517 - [MACHINERY CLICKING] - [ELECTRIC HUM FADING] 486 00:24:29,793 --> 00:24:31,344 [ENGINE WHIRRING] 487 00:24:32,448 --> 00:24:33,758 Hey, uh, 488 00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:35,379 Axel, right? 489 00:24:36,137 --> 00:24:37,965 Listen, I know we had our differences, 490 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,310 but, um, 491 00:24:39,827 --> 00:24:42,172 we just killed this little racist nerd, 492 00:24:42,206 --> 00:24:43,655 and we cut the power, 493 00:24:43,689 --> 00:24:45,689 so you're free to go. 494 00:24:45,724 --> 00:24:48,068 Now I hope we can go our separate ways peacefully. 495 00:24:49,137 --> 00:24:50,275 What? 496 00:24:52,034 --> 00:24:53,724 We've had our differences-- 497 00:24:53,758 --> 00:24:56,103 Dude, you got-- You gotta use your big boy voice 498 00:24:57,103 --> 00:24:58,620 - What you-- - We cut the power. 499 00:24:58,655 --> 00:24:59,862 You're free to go. 500 00:24:59,896 --> 00:25:01,620 Oh, good looking out. 501 00:25:02,206 --> 00:25:03,724 I hated that motherfucker. 502 00:25:03,758 --> 00:25:05,172 Peace! 503 00:25:09,310 --> 00:25:11,448 [ENGINE NOISE FADING] 504 00:25:12,931 --> 00:25:15,586 Remember, driving is about making a decision 505 00:25:15,620 --> 00:25:16,862 and making it happen. 506 00:25:17,275 --> 00:25:19,103 You second guess yourself, you crash and burn. 507 00:25:19,931 --> 00:25:22,586 All right, gassed up, guns loaded, 508 00:25:22,620 --> 00:25:24,965 mirrors clear of-- Jeremy? 509 00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:27,551 [PANTING] Run! 510 00:25:27,827 --> 00:25:29,448 He's coming! 511 00:25:31,310 --> 00:25:32,275 - [BLADE WHOOSHING] - [GURGLES] 512 00:25:32,344 --> 00:25:33,896 [GASPS] 513 00:25:33,931 --> 00:25:35,000 [TIRES SQUEALING] 514 00:25:36,517 --> 00:25:37,862 Damn. 515 00:25:37,896 --> 00:25:38,931 Drive. 516 00:25:49,517 --> 00:25:51,793 Uh, what is he doing? 517 00:25:52,344 --> 00:25:56,793 [MUTTERING] 518 00:25:58,275 --> 00:25:59,379 [MAN SIGHS] 519 00:26:02,413 --> 00:26:05,275 Oh, shit! We decided to drive! D! D! 520 00:26:05,310 --> 00:26:07,137 [TIRES SQUEALING] 521 00:26:10,206 --> 00:26:11,793 - [GROANING] - [TIRES SQUEALING] 522 00:26:13,482 --> 00:26:14,793 Holy shit, I did it! 523 00:26:14,827 --> 00:26:16,310 - Celebrate later. - Right! 524 00:26:16,344 --> 00:26:18,344 - [TIRES SQUEALING] - [ENGINE REVVING] 525 00:26:24,965 --> 00:26:27,034 Uh, what the hell is that? 526 00:26:27,551 --> 00:26:30,344 Quiet, this wasn't on the final exam! 527 00:26:31,655 --> 00:26:32,620 Think fast! 528 00:26:32,655 --> 00:26:34,655 [TIRES SQUEALING] 529 00:26:34,689 --> 00:26:35,724 [METAL CLANGING] 530 00:26:42,344 --> 00:26:44,793 [SCREAMING] 531 00:26:44,827 --> 00:26:47,034 [ENGINES REVVING] 532 00:26:48,379 --> 00:26:51,551 [METAL CLANGING, FADING] 533 00:26:53,793 --> 00:26:55,068 [DISTANT SCREAMING] 534 00:26:56,586 --> 00:27:00,310 ♪ 'Cause you're Everywhere to me ♪ 535 00:27:00,689 --> 00:27:05,724 ♪ When I close my eyes It's you I see ♪ 536 00:27:05,758 --> 00:27:10,862 ♪ And everything I know That makes me believe ♪ 537 00:27:11,206 --> 00:27:16,034 ♪ I'm not Alo-whoa-whoa-one ♪ 538 00:27:16,413 --> 00:27:20,586 ♪ 'Cause you're Everything to me ♪ 539 00:27:20,655 --> 00:27:25,172 ♪ And when I close me eyes It's you I see ♪ 540 00:27:25,586 --> 00:27:30,586 ♪ You're everything I know That makes me believe ♪ 541 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:35,034 ♪ I'm not Alo-whoa-whoa-one ♪ 542 00:27:35,068 --> 00:27:37,379 JOHN DOE: When we win I was thinking maybe 543 00:27:37,413 --> 00:27:39,896 I'd take Quiet up to Grandpop's cabin. 544 00:27:39,931 --> 00:27:41,482 DOLLFACE: Oh. The cabin. 545 00:27:41,896 --> 00:27:43,896 You know, that brings back some memories. 546 00:27:44,448 --> 00:27:46,379 Wait, how are you gonna remember Grandpop's cabin 547 00:27:46,413 --> 00:27:48,344 and not Grandpop? 548 00:27:48,379 --> 00:27:51,103 I might have found a way there. 549 00:27:54,586 --> 00:27:56,206 - Hey, I drew this. - Yeah. 550 00:27:56,241 --> 00:27:57,413 [DOLLFACE CHUCKLES] 551 00:27:59,758 --> 00:28:01,103 Bitch, you read my diary? 552 00:28:01,137 --> 00:28:02,379 What? No, I wouldn't-- 553 00:28:02,758 --> 00:28:04,655 Yeah. Okay, just a little bit. 554 00:28:04,724 --> 00:28:06,103 Look, I got tired of hearing about horses 555 00:28:06,137 --> 00:28:08,275 and how funny Brian Carroll was. 556 00:28:08,310 --> 00:28:09,931 Ooh, funny and fine. 557 00:28:09,965 --> 00:28:11,275 - [VEHICLE APPROACHING] - Ugh. 558 00:28:11,310 --> 00:28:13,241 No third grader could resist his charms. 559 00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:14,931 - Oh, well. - [CHUCKLING] 560 00:28:16,965 --> 00:28:18,275 JOHN DOE: Look who decided to show up. 561 00:28:18,689 --> 00:28:19,931 Why is the kid driving? 562 00:28:19,965 --> 00:28:21,103 Why is your face all fucked up? 563 00:28:21,413 --> 00:28:23,655 We just had a run in with the grim douchebag 564 00:28:23,724 --> 00:28:25,413 and a naked man on wheels. 565 00:28:25,448 --> 00:28:26,965 - [GASPING] - BOTH: Axel! 566 00:28:27,034 --> 00:28:28,827 QUIET: Ashley and Jeremy are dead. 567 00:28:28,896 --> 00:28:30,344 They're real fucking dead. 568 00:28:30,413 --> 00:28:31,275 And we're going to be next 569 00:28:31,310 --> 00:28:32,758 if we don't get the fuck out of here. 570 00:28:32,793 --> 00:28:34,620 Shit. Okay, uh, we should load up. 571 00:28:34,655 --> 00:28:36,000 - I'll ride with you. - Okay. 572 00:28:40,827 --> 00:28:42,931 - So the detour worked, huh? - It did. 573 00:28:42,965 --> 00:28:44,620 Thank you for making that happen. 574 00:28:45,172 --> 00:28:46,620 You're high, aren't you? 575 00:28:46,655 --> 00:28:48,000 Indubitab-ably. 576 00:28:56,689 --> 00:28:59,344 Ash and Jeremy weren't the best soldiers, 577 00:28:59,413 --> 00:29:01,689 but their hearts were committed to the cause. 578 00:29:03,310 --> 00:29:06,551 May their souls bang for eternity. 579 00:29:17,896 --> 00:29:19,517 Why didn't she bury the mask? 580 00:29:19,551 --> 00:29:21,551 The mission lives on. 581 00:29:21,586 --> 00:29:23,310 It'll go to the next doll worthy of wearing it. 582 00:29:23,344 --> 00:29:25,620 Hmm. Well, you know, when you go down, 583 00:29:25,655 --> 00:29:27,000 I'll keep your mask alive. 584 00:29:27,517 --> 00:29:29,206 - Oh, that's so nice. - Yeah. 585 00:29:29,241 --> 00:29:31,689 Knowing your driving, it'll probably be you that kills me. 586 00:29:34,034 --> 00:29:35,517 [♪♪♪] 587 00:29:45,586 --> 00:29:46,965 DOLLFACE: Diesel City, 588 00:29:47,482 --> 00:29:48,862 where the biggest, scariest, 589 00:29:48,896 --> 00:29:51,275 loudest special weapons are made and sold. 590 00:29:51,310 --> 00:29:53,344 That's cool, but we don't have any money. 591 00:29:53,379 --> 00:29:54,896 We don't need money, 592 00:29:55,724 --> 00:29:57,689 because we're going to steal them. 593 00:30:01,689 --> 00:30:03,758 [INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING] 594 00:30:09,827 --> 00:30:12,000 [TIRES SQUEALING] 595 00:30:12,034 --> 00:30:13,379 [THE OFFSPRING'S "COME OUT AND PLAY" PLAYING] 596 00:30:13,413 --> 00:30:14,689 SWEET TOOTH: This is my kind of party! 597 00:30:14,724 --> 00:30:17,068 CALYPSO: Welcome to my contest. 598 00:30:17,103 --> 00:30:19,758 MAYHEM: What are you up to, you long-haired fuck? 599 00:30:19,827 --> 00:30:21,517 CALYPSO: You'll compete in multiple rounds, 600 00:30:21,551 --> 00:30:24,413 each unique and more deadly than the last. 601 00:30:24,482 --> 00:30:26,379 Where in the fuck do you think you're going? 602 00:30:26,413 --> 00:30:28,172 CALYPSO: If you survive, you advance. 603 00:30:28,758 --> 00:30:30,275 QUIET: There's a lot of stone-cold killers here. 604 00:30:30,827 --> 00:30:32,724 - JOHN: Hi, Sweet Tooth. - Ah! 605 00:30:32,758 --> 00:30:34,758 SWEET TOOTH: Grimm, how the hell did you get out? 606 00:30:34,827 --> 00:30:36,827 GRIMM: I got a special invitation. 607 00:30:36,862 --> 00:30:38,137 CALYPSO: The last driver behind the wheel 608 00:30:38,172 --> 00:30:39,482 gets their wish granted. 609 00:30:39,517 --> 00:30:40,620 [GRUNTING] 610 00:30:40,655 --> 00:30:41,862 We're taking them all down. 611 00:30:41,896 --> 00:30:43,344 ♪ Bash it up Bash it up ♪ 612 00:30:43,379 --> 00:30:44,724 ♪ Bash it up Bash it up ♪ 613 00:30:44,793 --> 00:30:46,206 ♪ Hey ♪ 614 00:30:46,241 --> 00:30:47,344 ♪ Man you're talkin' Back to me ♪ 615 00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:48,344 Go, go, go, go, go! Fuck! 616 00:30:48,379 --> 00:30:49,655 ♪ Take him out 617 00:30:49,689 --> 00:30:50,724 I'm worried what it'll take to win. 618 00:30:50,793 --> 00:30:53,586 AXEL: You make a run at me, I will end you. 619 00:30:53,655 --> 00:30:56,344 Coroner gonna list your cause of death as everything. 620 00:30:56,379 --> 00:30:59,482 CALYPSO: It's time for the tournament to begin! 621 00:30:59,517 --> 00:31:00,517 QUIET: John! 622 00:31:00,551 --> 00:31:01,724 [TIRES SQUEALING] 623 00:31:01,758 --> 00:31:03,241 [♪♪♪] 624 00:31:03,275 --> 00:31:05,482 Do you think we'll win? 625 00:31:05,551 --> 00:31:07,310 - ♪ Come out and play - STU: Get some! 626 00:31:07,379 --> 00:31:10,551 Welcome to Twisted Metal! 627 00:31:11,586 --> 00:31:14,482 [INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]