1 00:00:51,930 --> 00:00:56,430 Comrades! Oskin's mother-in-law has died. I'm collecting money for Oskin. 2 00:00:57,130 --> 00:01:00,940 - Which Oskin? The redhead with a beard? - Yes, that's him. 3 00:01:01,940 --> 00:01:03,140 How much? 4 00:01:03,540 --> 00:01:05,340 You give as much as you can. Personally, I gave a ruble. 5 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,750 You're a party member. You're no example to us. 6 00:01:08,950 --> 00:01:12,030 True, a ruble is a lot from us. Just recently we all chipped in for Krakosyan. 7 00:01:12,850 --> 00:01:14,750 If it was Oskin himself who died, 8 00:01:14,950 --> 00:01:17,240 but it's his mom-in-law, who we've never met in our lives. 9 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:19,960 Oskin's always finding fault with our work. 10 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:23,460 Last time because of him we almost lost our project. 11 00:01:23,970 --> 00:01:25,470 As you wish... 12 00:01:28,470 --> 00:01:30,470 I said that you give as much as you can... 13 00:01:30,970 --> 00:01:31,970 and want. 14 00:01:32,980 --> 00:01:34,480 Comrades, if I remember right, 15 00:01:34,580 --> 00:01:40,990 Oskin was honored with a medal for suggesting a new system of standardized control. 16 00:01:42,290 --> 00:01:44,790 Stop by my office later, Nadya. 17 00:01:45,490 --> 00:01:48,990 Alright... After all, Oskin and I did play on a chess team together in college. 18 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,800 He gave me a lift in his car once, when I was running late. 19 00:01:56,000 --> 00:02:00,010 Once, he let me take the only two cans of Bulgarian pepper at the grocery. 20 00:02:03,010 --> 00:02:04,510 I too have a mother-in-law... 21 00:02:04,510 --> 00:02:06,010 she's fine for now 22 00:02:07,020 --> 00:02:08,020 But... you never know! 23 00:02:10,020 --> 00:02:12,020 Should automatically subtract a sum from our salaries to donate to these causes. 24 00:02:12,020 --> 00:02:15,030 They'd save valuable work time! We'd have less unexpected expenditures! 25 00:02:16,030 --> 00:02:18,030 By the way, Volodya, today's your turn for night duty. 26 00:02:18,030 --> 00:02:19,530 Dammit! 27 00:02:20,530 --> 00:02:21,890 Never hear anything good from you. 28 00:02:22,730 --> 00:02:25,530 It's not my fault, Volodya, that everything related to our community... 29 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:28,040 is bad news for you! 30 00:02:44,060 --> 00:02:47,060 I warmed up the ball. We're serving. 31 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:06,090 Good job! 32 00:03:09,090 --> 00:03:11,590 I reminded Volodya Smirnov about his night duty shift tonight. 33 00:03:11,590 --> 00:03:13,590 Still he didn't come! 34 00:03:15,100 --> 00:03:18,100 I don't understand what is it he has that cannot wait at all. 35 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,400 Love! He's our ladies man. 36 00:03:22,100 --> 00:03:25,110 He's just a walking mannequin doll. 37 00:03:29,110 --> 00:03:31,120 They're carrying something! 38 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:34,120 Let's look just in case! 39 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:35,620 No! Don't! 40 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:37,620 Nadya! 41 00:03:40,530 --> 00:03:42,130 - What? - Who's there? 42 00:03:42,530 --> 00:03:43,730 Quiet!!! 43 00:03:44,130 --> 00:03:45,830 Come on out! 44 00:03:45,930 --> 00:03:47,530 Quiet!!! What if someone's there?! 45 00:03:48,540 --> 00:03:49,540 Stop! Don't move! 46 00:03:50,140 --> 00:03:51,840 Get away from the car! 47 00:03:56,450 --> 00:03:58,050 Nadya! Hold on! 48 00:03:58,150 --> 00:03:59,450 Stay still! 49 00:04:02,550 --> 00:04:03,550 Police! 50 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:07,660 Police! 51 00:04:48,510 --> 00:04:49,510 Klyueva? 52 00:04:50,510 --> 00:04:51,510 Is it really you? 53 00:04:53,510 --> 00:04:54,510 Susanna! 54 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:59,520 Wow! How you look now! I'd never recognize you! 55 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:01,820 And you haven't changed one bit. 56 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:04,530 Listen, what happened to your eye? 57 00:05:07,130 --> 00:05:08,530 I got in a fight. 58 00:05:08,930 --> 00:05:09,930 A fight?! 59 00:05:12,530 --> 00:05:15,540 Where are you nowadays? What do you do? 60 00:05:19,540 --> 00:05:21,950 This is not a place to talk. Let's go! 61 00:05:29,550 --> 00:05:31,060 Let's go to a cafe to catch up? 62 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:34,560 Though your appearance is rather... 63 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:36,060 Oh, it's nothing! 64 00:06:25,620 --> 00:06:27,620 After university I came back here. 65 00:06:28,620 --> 00:06:31,630 I work as a sociologist at a factory that makes air conditioners. 66 00:06:33,630 --> 00:06:37,640 Guess what? Petka Kopytin works at our factory. 67 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:40,640 You remember? 68 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:43,640 He sat next to me in 9th grade? 69 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:45,640 Now married with 2 children. 70 00:06:46,150 --> 00:06:47,650 You still unmarried? 71 00:06:49,150 --> 00:06:51,030 Men don't exist for me as a subgroup of society. 72 00:06:51,650 --> 00:06:53,150 I don't notice them at all. 73 00:06:53,650 --> 00:06:55,660 Don't need them anyways. 74 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:57,910 And who was kissing with Sashka Chukmenyov in 9th grade? 75 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:59,160 Wasn't me was it? 76 00:06:59,660 --> 00:07:01,660 Can't believe now that it ever even happened. 77 00:07:01,660 --> 00:07:03,670 But it was all Sashka's idea! You know that. 78 00:07:04,670 --> 00:07:07,670 Nadya, explain why are you putting off marriage? 79 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:14,680 As if I was surrounded by suitors and was rejecting their proposals. 80 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:18,680 No one's ever offered me marriage. 81 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:20,690 They won't! 82 00:07:21,190 --> 00:07:22,890 We can't afford to wait for charity from nature. 83 00:07:22,990 --> 00:07:24,690 We must take what we need ourselves. 84 00:07:25,690 --> 00:07:26,690 Words of Michurin! 85 00:07:26,690 --> 00:07:27,690 No, my words! 86 00:07:27,690 --> 00:07:29,700 Because Michurin said it about agriculture, 87 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:31,700 And I say it about men. 88 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,700 That we need to win over men ourselves! 89 00:07:33,900 --> 00:07:37,210 And not wait endlessly for men to discover marriage on their own. 90 00:07:37,510 --> 00:07:38,710 We'll be retired by then. 91 00:07:40,010 --> 00:07:42,710 Besides, let's admit the truth: 92 00:07:43,510 --> 00:07:45,590 Neither of us is a beauty. 93 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:46,720 I'm not. 94 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:49,200 But you are very beautiful! 95 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:51,720 I am a woman of charm. Nothing more. 96 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:55,230 And no one knows that I created this charm myself. 97 00:07:55,430 --> 00:07:56,230 I built it up. 98 00:07:57,730 --> 00:08:00,730 The fact that I am married is the result of my own hard work... 99 00:08:01,030 --> 00:08:01,730 and initiative. 100 00:08:02,740 --> 00:08:04,740 Susanochka, you're a delight! 101 00:08:05,740 --> 00:08:06,780 I'm really quite ordinary. 102 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:09,740 Simply my profession came to my rescue. 103 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:14,750 Sociology and psychology are not only for workplace management. 104 00:08:15,750 --> 00:08:17,750 These sciences are invaluable in personal life! 105 00:08:18,750 --> 00:08:20,760 For example, we've been sitting here 30 minutes, 106 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:23,460 but zero attention from men. 107 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:25,760 Because look... 108 00:08:27,260 --> 00:08:29,140 there are so many young cute gals around, right? 109 00:08:30,770 --> 00:08:31,470 Right. 110 00:08:32,370 --> 00:08:34,770 We can continue sitting this way the entire evening, right? 111 00:08:35,470 --> 00:08:36,480 Of course. 112 00:08:36,780 --> 00:08:39,180 Or we can sit this way for the rest of our lives. 113 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:40,780 Now look. 114 00:08:49,790 --> 00:08:50,790 Young gentlemen, 115 00:08:51,790 --> 00:08:53,800 would you help me out with a light? 116 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:55,800 We will. 117 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:00,800 I don't move. Must come themselves. 118 00:09:11,820 --> 00:09:12,420 Please. 119 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,120 What interesting fingers you have. 120 00:09:15,820 --> 00:09:17,820 - You're not a violin player, are you? - No. 121 00:09:17,820 --> 00:09:19,830 I work in trade. Why? 122 00:09:21,830 --> 00:09:26,830 Your long delicate fingers indicate a refined psychological frame. 123 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:33,540 Thank you! 124 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:35,850 Maybe we can join you? 125 00:09:36,350 --> 00:09:37,850 You can tell us some more. 126 00:09:38,850 --> 00:09:41,350 Sorry, my friend and I are having a serious talk. 127 00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:45,860 But we can dance with you. Right, Nadya? 128 00:09:51,860 --> 00:09:53,670 Agreed. We'll dance. 129 00:09:59,370 --> 00:10:00,870 Yuck! How disgusting. 130 00:10:02,380 --> 00:10:04,420 I don't smoke. Just use it for conversation starter. 131 00:10:06,380 --> 00:10:08,880 So, the first axiom: 132 00:10:09,380 --> 00:10:10,890 If not beautiful, be active. 133 00:10:11,290 --> 00:10:12,590 Listening, right? 134 00:10:13,890 --> 00:10:16,890 Become active. Find your husband yourself. 135 00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:20,600 Only not here, not at a cafe. 136 00:10:21,900 --> 00:10:24,900 Better to find him at your workplace. 137 00:10:25,900 --> 00:10:29,310 It's more stable there, you have longer contact. 138 00:10:31,910 --> 00:10:33,910 - Are there men at your work? - Yes. 139 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:42,420 Would you like to dance? 140 00:10:44,630 --> 00:10:45,930 I forgot! Slipped my mind. 141 00:10:47,430 --> 00:10:48,430 Slipped your mind?! 142 00:10:48,930 --> 00:10:51,730 You were at the movies with a girl. While we were fighting two big men. 143 00:10:52,940 --> 00:10:53,940 Poor men! 144 00:10:53,940 --> 00:10:55,940 I can only imagine what you two did to them. 145 00:10:56,340 --> 00:10:58,340 You would've had the black eye, 146 00:10:58,340 --> 00:10:59,240 instead of Nadya. 147 00:10:59,940 --> 00:11:01,310 As if they'd give him a black eye. 148 00:11:02,950 --> 00:11:04,430 Volodya could've easily tackled them, 149 00:11:04,850 --> 00:11:05,650 the two drunks. 150 00:11:05,950 --> 00:11:08,250 Why you girls pestering drunk men? 151 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:14,960 OK, I'll report your absences to the group leader. 152 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:17,970 Go ahead. 153 00:11:18,270 --> 00:11:21,370 If it's such a serious problem, I can do night duty with a different group. 154 00:11:22,970 --> 00:11:24,370 You can join us. 155 00:11:24,670 --> 00:11:27,980 Our group is level headed. We don't fight anyone. 156 00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:30,480 Don't pester anyone. 157 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:47,300 Better to go to the movies, then serve night duty the way you do it. 158 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:02,820 I didn't bake this. Mom did. 159 00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:04,820 She's a big culinary master! 160 00:12:05,020 --> 00:12:06,220 Hiding your wedding from us? 161 00:12:06,620 --> 00:12:08,020 You joking, Misha? 162 00:12:08,530 --> 00:12:10,230 It's my 3rd marriage. 163 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:13,030 Just honored it in a small family circle. 164 00:12:14,030 --> 00:12:16,230 How's the 3rd husband? Good? 165 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,540 Better than the 2nd. But... not ideal. 166 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:26,050 So you don't love this one either? 167 00:12:27,250 --> 00:12:27,750 Thank you! 168 00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:31,250 As La Rochefoucauld said... 169 00:12:31,850 --> 00:12:36,860 in a couple, one person loves and the other allows himself to be loved. 170 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:40,360 Which one of you allows himself to be loved? 171 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:41,860 I of course. 172 00:12:42,870 --> 00:12:44,370 Am I so foolish as to love? 173 00:12:44,970 --> 00:12:46,470 Is it bad to love? 174 00:12:47,270 --> 00:12:50,870 It all depends on the meaning you attach to the word. 175 00:12:54,180 --> 00:12:55,880 The ordinary meaning. 176 00:12:56,580 --> 00:12:57,580 Are there others? 177 00:12:59,490 --> 00:13:00,890 As many as you want. 178 00:13:03,490 --> 00:13:06,090 Nadya, Lyusya and I can give you lessons on this subject. 179 00:13:06,890 --> 00:13:09,100 We won't charge much! How about it, Lyus? 180 00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:11,900 Thanks, 181 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:14,900 but no thanks. 182 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:28,120 Hi! We're serving. 183 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:29,620 What's that? 184 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:31,420 Ah, nothing. A bandit hit me. 185 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:32,620 On night duty? 186 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:33,730 Yeah. 187 00:13:34,930 --> 00:13:36,290 Nadya, you should be more careful! 188 00:13:37,930 --> 00:13:40,930 If you lose your eye, who will I play with? 189 00:13:41,940 --> 00:13:43,440 I can play with one eye too. 190 00:13:55,950 --> 00:13:58,960 - You should both play this way. - Of course, you should be equal. 191 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:02,460 Gena, let's do that! It'll be more fair that way. 192 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:03,560 I'll try! 193 00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:26,490 Thank you! 194 00:14:27,990 --> 00:14:28,490 Bye! 195 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,500 I'm here to see you, as promised. 196 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,100 So you weren't joking then? 197 00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:41,000 Of course not. 198 00:14:41,810 --> 00:14:44,010 This is my profession. My job. 199 00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:48,510 By the way, who's the guy you were playing with just now? 200 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:51,920 Gena Sysoev. A tech assistant from the lab. 201 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:54,020 OK, he's out. No need to continue. 202 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,320 But you were playing together quite well. 203 00:15:04,030 --> 00:15:05,030 So... 204 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,740 The chubby blond over there, who's he? 205 00:15:10,540 --> 00:15:11,440 Lyosha Pryahin. 206 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:13,040 Designer, 2nd class. 207 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:15,650 2nd class won't do. Only 1st. 208 00:15:16,050 --> 00:15:17,970 - He's not exciting to me anyways. - Of course... 209 00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:20,050 just look at that mug. 210 00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:25,560 We need handsome husbands. To have perfect harmony. 211 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,360 Who's the one in velvet? 212 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:29,860 Misha Dyatlov, but he's married. 213 00:15:30,460 --> 00:15:32,060 That's alright. We can get him divorced. 214 00:15:32,270 --> 00:15:33,570 He has 2 daughters. 215 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:34,970 Really? 216 00:15:35,270 --> 00:15:37,470 Alright, in that case he can live. 217 00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:40,070 Child support payments, visiting the other woman's kids... 218 00:15:40,070 --> 00:15:41,080 that's not the way to go. 219 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:46,080 - Not so many men here. - Yeah. 220 00:15:50,090 --> 00:15:53,290 Listen, what do you think about the boss? 221 00:15:54,090 --> 00:15:55,090 Pyotr Vassilievich?! 222 00:15:55,690 --> 00:15:58,100 It's okay, don't get scared. We don't need him. 223 00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:02,400 If he was a professor or some Ph. Doctor 224 00:16:02,450 --> 00:16:06,110 Otherwise I can see that he'll sit behind that desk till retirement. 225 00:16:06,510 --> 00:16:07,010 He's a good person. 226 00:16:07,210 --> 00:16:08,010 You want him? 227 00:16:08,110 --> 00:16:08,610 No, no. 228 00:16:10,310 --> 00:16:11,410 In that case, 229 00:16:13,810 --> 00:16:14,970 only this fine dandy is left. 230 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:19,520 Yeah, no other options. 231 00:16:20,220 --> 00:16:22,520 He is good looking 232 00:16:23,830 --> 00:16:24,530 but it's probably not possible. 233 00:16:24,630 --> 00:16:25,930 Why? 234 00:16:26,530 --> 00:16:27,730 Do you know what a pimp he is? 235 00:16:27,830 --> 00:16:30,830 He doesn't even see me as human being. All the girls chase after him! 236 00:16:32,140 --> 00:16:33,240 Nadya, throw the rubber. 237 00:16:34,340 --> 00:16:35,340 What rubber? 238 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:38,040 The eraser. 239 00:16:41,350 --> 00:16:41,850 Here you go. 240 00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:43,850 Dzienkuje! 241 00:16:44,850 --> 00:16:45,890 Why is he speaking Polish? 242 00:16:46,650 --> 00:16:48,860 He has a hobby of speaking in different languages. 243 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:50,560 Multilingual? 244 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:53,360 No, just knows a few words from different languages. 245 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,860 Mostly "thank you" and "goodbye." 246 00:16:54,860 --> 00:16:55,860 Like a parrot. 247 00:16:56,460 --> 00:16:56,860 It's alright. 248 00:16:56,870 --> 00:16:58,870 Men are allowed to have harmless hobbies. 249 00:16:59,870 --> 00:17:02,070 Know what? I think this is an interesting option. 250 00:17:03,870 --> 00:17:04,670 Let's choose him? 251 00:17:04,870 --> 00:17:06,180 No, Susanna, that's impossible. 252 00:17:06,580 --> 00:17:08,680 All the copy department girls chase after him. 253 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:11,570 So let them chase him. For marriage he'll choose you. 254 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:12,570 Want it? 255 00:17:14,290 --> 00:17:14,790 I do! 256 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:15,540 Done! 257 00:17:17,890 --> 00:17:19,890 Fill this out 258 00:17:20,890 --> 00:17:21,730 for both you and him. 259 00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:24,900 I'll analyze the results. 260 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,610 Nadya, can I cut off a half? 261 00:17:31,910 --> 00:17:32,610 Of what? 262 00:17:33,910 --> 00:17:35,410 Of the eraser. Yours is so soft. 263 00:17:35,910 --> 00:17:37,410 I soak it in kerosene that's why. 264 00:17:37,510 --> 00:17:38,760 Just take the whole thing. 265 00:17:38,910 --> 00:17:40,120 Shnorhakal em tsum! 266 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:41,800 What language is that? 267 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,120 It's Armenian. Also "thank you." 268 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:46,420 You can consider him already yours. 269 00:17:47,930 --> 00:17:49,930 Alright, I'm off... 270 00:17:51,930 --> 00:17:52,830 my break is also ending... 271 00:17:52,930 --> 00:17:53,930 I'll exit myself. 272 00:17:56,940 --> 00:17:57,940 Call me. 273 00:18:10,450 --> 00:18:10,950 Klyueva... 274 00:18:12,950 --> 00:18:14,960 who's the crocodile that visited? 275 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,160 That's my friend! 276 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:17,560 Quite attractive actually! 277 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:19,860 Of course attractive. 278 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,560 I didn't know you had such girlfriends. 279 00:18:26,370 --> 00:18:28,970 Three-meter-tall crocodile with the smile of a Mona Lisa... 280 00:18:38,990 --> 00:18:39,790 Young man, 281 00:18:39,990 --> 00:18:40,490 Yes. 282 00:18:40,990 --> 00:18:43,190 Allow me to ask you a test question. 283 00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:44,490 Please... 284 00:18:45,790 --> 00:18:50,000 How will you act, if you meet a young attractive woman on the street? 285 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,000 a. Walk past her. 286 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,000 b. Follow her with your eyes. 287 00:18:55,000 --> 00:19:00,010 c. Invite her to your place for coffee with all the resulting consequences. 288 00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:01,410 Answer without thinking. 289 00:19:02,710 --> 00:19:04,010 Can't do it without thinking. 290 00:19:04,420 --> 00:19:08,420 Because (a) it's unclear to me what consequences can result from a cup of coffee. 291 00:19:10,020 --> 00:19:11,020 - (b)... - Young man, 292 00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:13,030 it's all clear about you. 293 00:19:14,030 --> 00:19:16,590 Keep playing ping-pong, Gena. That you're able to do pretty well. 294 00:19:42,060 --> 00:19:44,750 What color do you like? - Black 295 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:49,070 Do you have any talents? - No 296 00:19:50,070 --> 00:19:52,070 How do you feel around strangers? 297 00:19:54,070 --> 00:19:58,080 Klavdia Matveevna, how do you feel around strangers? 298 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:04,090 Not well. I keep quiet and try to leave quickly. 299 00:20:05,090 --> 00:20:07,090 For me the more strangers, the better. 300 00:20:08,090 --> 00:20:09,590 Especially women-strangers... 301 00:20:11,090 --> 00:20:11,770 And you, Volodya? 302 00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:14,600 You? 303 00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:17,500 Fine. Never thought about it really. 304 00:20:21,110 --> 00:20:22,710 Must be "comfortable" then. 305 00:20:26,110 --> 00:20:29,620 Who can navigate the women's beauty isle in a store? 306 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:33,720 Men, answer me. 307 00:20:35,820 --> 00:20:37,730 - Depends on what to shop for. - Anything. 308 00:20:39,130 --> 00:20:41,530 I can buy something. What needs to be bought? 309 00:20:42,130 --> 00:20:43,130 I can't. 310 00:20:44,530 --> 00:20:45,730 I avoid those isles. 311 00:20:50,140 --> 00:20:52,340 Volodya, do you like to sing loudly in the sauna? 312 00:20:54,140 --> 00:20:56,350 Stop pestering me, will ya? With those stupid questions. 313 00:20:57,550 --> 00:21:00,350 Me! I like to sing loudly in the sauna! 314 00:21:03,860 --> 00:21:05,860 The way to a man's heart lies through the stomach. 315 00:21:05,860 --> 00:21:07,460 Old wise truth! 316 00:21:08,860 --> 00:21:09,860 Many women have forgotten it. 317 00:21:09,860 --> 00:21:10,860 Now they're suffering. 318 00:21:12,870 --> 00:21:16,870 But most importantly, never tell how you cook anything. 319 00:21:19,870 --> 00:21:22,750 It was wrong of you to tell Volodya that you soak the eraser in kerosene. 320 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:24,380 Now he'll soak it himself. 321 00:21:24,730 --> 00:21:26,570 But you alone should have things he wants. 322 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:30,240 He should not be able to either find, buy or cook it himself. 323 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,190 Understood? 324 00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:32,390 Understood. 325 00:21:32,890 --> 00:21:34,890 Only, how will I get the pirozhki to him? 326 00:21:35,890 --> 00:21:36,900 My god! 327 00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:40,400 Just offer some to him and that's it. 328 00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:44,900 Look how gorgeous this is! 329 00:21:45,910 --> 00:21:47,910 We'll give them a romantic name. 330 00:21:49,710 --> 00:21:50,810 "Maestro" 331 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:57,120 - Busy cooking? - Yes and twittering too. 332 00:21:58,920 --> 00:21:59,920 I'm off to the rehearsal. 333 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:01,920 Have a good time. 334 00:22:02,930 --> 00:22:05,230 Don't lose your temper over Piccolo's flute. 335 00:22:06,730 --> 00:22:07,230 I'll try. 336 00:22:07,930 --> 00:22:10,730 If I'm a little late, don't worry. Lately my job's been quite busy. 337 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:12,940 I understand. 338 00:22:12,940 --> 00:22:15,240 Talented people have such a demand on their time. 339 00:22:16,940 --> 00:22:17,740 Clever girl! 340 00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:20,330 I'm off. 341 00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:23,550 Bye! 342 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:32,560 He's no genius. 343 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,960 But has some good skills. 344 00:22:37,470 --> 00:22:39,470 Otherwise I wouldn't have married him. 345 00:22:39,970 --> 00:22:42,970 By the way, men love to have their egos stroked 346 00:22:42,970 --> 00:22:43,970 much more than we women. 347 00:22:44,980 --> 00:22:46,980 So give your Volodya more compliments. 348 00:22:49,980 --> 00:22:52,380 Tell him how he's so brave, talented, noble... 349 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:54,990 Say what he wants to hear. 350 00:22:55,990 --> 00:22:59,390 How can I call him "noble," when it's his fault I got the black eye? 351 00:23:01,390 --> 00:23:02,300 Oh, one more thing... 352 00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:06,400 don't get so excited about community work. 353 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,700 Rather show everyone that you're accepting it as a burden. 354 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:09,400 Why? 355 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,410 Because it becomes a woman... 356 00:23:11,810 --> 00:23:14,010 to be dutifully resigned to the work she has to do. 357 00:23:15,010 --> 00:23:17,010 Why is "resignation" becoming? 358 00:23:18,010 --> 00:23:19,520 Listen, do you want marriage or not? 359 00:23:20,220 --> 00:23:20,720 I want it. 360 00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:25,720 Then do exactly as I say with no questions asked. 361 00:23:26,020 --> 00:23:27,020 Consider me your doctor. 362 00:23:28,030 --> 00:23:29,030 I have prescribed you a treatment. 363 00:23:29,030 --> 00:23:32,030 And you must follow your doctor's orders. 364 00:23:33,030 --> 00:23:36,040 If you start asking me, "Why this, why that medicine needed?" 365 00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:40,040 it won't do you any good. Agreed? 366 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:42,840 Agreed. 367 00:24:01,770 --> 00:24:02,270 Volodya... 368 00:24:07,470 --> 00:24:08,370 This is for you. 369 00:24:09,370 --> 00:24:10,480 More erasers? 370 00:24:11,380 --> 00:24:12,580 Try this. Eat it. 371 00:24:12,780 --> 00:24:14,080 They're really delicious. 372 00:24:14,580 --> 00:24:15,580 You won't regret it! 373 00:24:16,780 --> 00:24:18,990 What's with you, Klyueva? I have my own lunch already. 374 00:24:20,590 --> 00:24:22,590 Volodya, please... You're such a good boy... 375 00:24:22,790 --> 00:24:24,470 What does it cost you to eat one pirozhok? 376 00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:29,500 Is this another community job you've been assigned? 377 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:30,600 Volodya, can I take a pencil? 378 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:31,300 Take it. 379 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:35,110 Yes! You really need to eat one! 380 00:24:35,610 --> 00:24:37,610 Volodya, if you don't want to, I can eat it. 381 00:24:40,610 --> 00:24:41,810 If Nadya doesn't mind... 382 00:24:43,110 --> 00:24:44,120 Eat it together then. 383 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:45,620 OK, I'll eat. 384 00:24:46,620 --> 00:24:47,620 If I can skip night duty. 385 00:24:48,620 --> 00:24:49,220 What??! 386 00:24:49,420 --> 00:24:50,420 What? 387 00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:52,460 Oh, the night duty... 388 00:24:52,530 --> 00:24:53,480 how unimportant... 389 00:24:53,630 --> 00:24:54,630 Please, go ahead. 390 00:24:54,930 --> 00:24:55,830 Really? 391 00:24:56,430 --> 00:24:57,530 Then I eat. 392 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:03,040 So? 393 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:06,040 What are you feeling? 394 00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:10,150 Delicious. 395 00:25:10,650 --> 00:25:12,150 I can bring some more. 396 00:25:12,650 --> 00:25:13,450 For me too, please! 397 00:25:14,650 --> 00:25:15,650 Why for you? 398 00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:16,950 What'd you mean why? 399 00:25:17,050 --> 00:25:18,560 It's delicious! 400 00:25:25,660 --> 00:25:29,670 I developed intake questionnaires to have individuals themselves fill them out. 401 00:25:30,670 --> 00:25:32,570 But you filled out the questionnaire on behalf of Volodya. 402 00:25:32,670 --> 00:25:34,580 So the margin of error increases. 403 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:35,780 See what the results show? 404 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:36,630 What? 405 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:39,680 Possibly he's an introvert with predisposition to informal leadership. 406 00:25:47,290 --> 00:25:48,490 What do we do now? 407 00:25:48,690 --> 00:25:50,190 Nothing. He's still ours. 408 00:25:50,690 --> 00:25:52,900 Only please stop wasting so much time playing ping-pong. 409 00:25:53,100 --> 00:25:54,400 Sit next to Volodya. 410 00:25:54,700 --> 00:25:56,100 Pretend you're interested in chess. 411 00:26:02,110 --> 00:26:03,110 Don't worry about money. 412 00:26:03,610 --> 00:26:05,010 You'll pay me back in installments. 413 00:26:05,710 --> 00:26:06,210 So... 414 00:26:07,710 --> 00:26:10,720 If I say to you "not bad," 415 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:12,710 then haggle. 416 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:13,720 He has crazy prices. 417 00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:16,930 If I start singing Bolero to you 418 00:26:17,730 --> 00:26:20,530 [singing] Beauties of Kadiks don't want to get married... 419 00:26:20,930 --> 00:26:22,930 then take it with no questions. Understood? 420 00:26:23,730 --> 00:26:24,250 Susanochka... 421 00:26:24,290 --> 00:26:25,740 are you sure that's Bolero? 422 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:51,170 What do you think? 423 00:26:51,970 --> 00:26:53,270 Not bad. 424 00:26:56,770 --> 00:26:58,970 I look like our Vinogradova now? 425 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:01,680 You look like a human being now. 426 00:27:03,180 --> 00:27:05,780 If you don't like it, try this. 427 00:27:07,790 --> 00:27:08,990 You'll be a peach in that. 428 00:27:10,790 --> 00:27:13,790 Just look, Susanna, what cotton, what brands. 429 00:27:14,490 --> 00:27:15,790 Transforms even this gal. 430 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,000 Where could I wear this? 431 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,400 It's not modest for work. 432 00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,510 For the theater it's too provocative. 433 00:27:26,810 --> 00:27:28,310 Not bad. 434 00:27:28,810 --> 00:27:29,810 Who is this, Susanna? 435 00:27:30,210 --> 00:27:32,010 Is she from a village? 436 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,720 Try this. 437 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:38,620 Pierre Cardin! 438 00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:41,120 Only 2-3 of these in all of USSR. 439 00:27:41,830 --> 00:27:44,830 Even so, only the wives of diplomats have them. 440 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,140 What do you say, Susannochka? 441 00:27:55,540 --> 00:27:57,240 Actually, really not bad. 442 00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:58,650 Got it! Got it! 443 00:27:58,850 --> 00:28:00,850 Only, if you don't mind... 444 00:28:02,150 --> 00:28:05,050 I'd rather take the jeans, the coat, and the boots... 445 00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:06,850 that I tried on at the beginning. 446 00:28:07,860 --> 00:28:10,160 Nadyush, who will you impress nowadays with those pants? 447 00:28:10,860 --> 00:28:11,860 Take the Cardin! 448 00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:16,170 Very not bad! 449 00:28:16,870 --> 00:28:18,470 It's not my style, Susannochka. 450 00:28:18,870 --> 00:28:20,950 I give the jeans at face-value, even with a discount. 451 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:27,880 A discount of 50 on everything she likes. 452 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:29,880 Take it or leave it. 453 00:28:30,380 --> 00:28:32,690 Is that 50 kopeks [cents]? 454 00:28:34,890 --> 00:28:36,890 She's definitely from a village. 455 00:28:37,890 --> 00:28:39,590 50 rubles. 456 00:28:42,900 --> 00:28:44,700 Let's take it then! No bargaining! 457 00:28:44,900 --> 00:28:47,900 [singing] Beauties of Kadiks don't want to get married... 458 00:28:55,010 --> 00:28:57,910 I am very charming and attractive. 459 00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:01,620 I am an irresistible magnet for men. 460 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:04,420 They are simply crazy about me! 461 00:29:06,930 --> 00:29:07,930 What foolishness... 462 00:29:10,930 --> 00:29:11,930 Why you running late? 463 00:29:16,940 --> 00:29:17,940 Oh, how you look! 464 00:29:19,140 --> 00:29:19,940 Do you like it, mom? 465 00:29:20,940 --> 00:29:23,240 You're like Larisa from the movie "12th Apartment." 466 00:29:30,950 --> 00:29:32,960 Is this not good? 467 00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:39,160 Wow! 468 00:30:14,410 --> 00:30:16,410 Klyueva, why you not playing tennis? 469 00:30:16,810 --> 00:30:17,910 Got tired of it. 470 00:30:18,010 --> 00:30:19,810 I want to learn chess. 471 00:30:20,010 --> 00:30:21,310 Commendable. But you probably won't get it. 472 00:30:21,410 --> 00:30:23,220 Well, if you got it... 473 00:30:25,020 --> 00:30:27,620 What I meant was... it's going to be very difficult for me. 474 00:30:28,020 --> 00:30:29,620 You are so very talented! 475 00:30:30,820 --> 00:30:31,830 Who? 476 00:30:32,430 --> 00:30:33,430 Volodya? 477 00:30:33,630 --> 00:30:35,630 He can't play at all! 478 00:30:37,030 --> 00:30:39,030 I play better than you. 479 00:30:39,430 --> 00:30:40,640 Check! 480 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,040 Oh, you scared me! 481 00:30:52,050 --> 00:30:53,450 Klyueva, phone. 482 00:31:01,060 --> 00:31:03,260 So you didn't wear the new outfit? 483 00:31:03,860 --> 00:31:05,060 No. 484 00:31:06,070 --> 00:31:07,770 Self-training didn't help? 485 00:31:08,070 --> 00:31:09,070 It didn't. 486 00:31:10,070 --> 00:31:11,670 - Sitting next to him? - Yeah. 487 00:31:11,770 --> 00:31:13,370 Keep sitting. 488 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,080 It's quite boring actually. 489 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:20,080 No pain, no gain. 490 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:24,090 - I'll see you in the evening and we'll talk. - Alright. 491 00:31:31,100 --> 00:31:33,100 Who won the last game? 492 00:31:35,900 --> 00:31:36,900 Volodya. 493 00:31:37,100 --> 00:31:38,200 An accident. 494 00:31:39,100 --> 00:31:39,810 Accident? 495 00:31:39,910 --> 00:31:41,910 Frequent exceptions make the rule. 496 00:31:42,610 --> 00:31:43,810 Good job, Klyueva. 497 00:31:44,110 --> 00:31:46,110 I think you'll learn chess after all. 498 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:54,620 As you see, no one's pointing fingers at you. 499 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:58,130 On the contrary everyone's thinking we're beautifully dressed attractive girls. 500 00:31:59,130 --> 00:32:00,330 They think that? 501 00:32:01,130 --> 00:32:02,530 Look there, two guys walked by... 502 00:32:02,730 --> 00:32:04,090 turned their heads to look at you. 503 00:32:04,330 --> 00:32:05,540 Where?! 504 00:32:06,540 --> 00:32:08,140 Excuse me, what hour is it? 505 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:10,120 Could you tell us the time? 506 00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:13,150 No we can't. 507 00:32:13,950 --> 00:32:15,350 Learn to shoot them down too. 508 00:32:15,350 --> 00:32:16,950 It's also useful. 509 00:32:25,310 --> 00:32:26,360 Hi! 510 00:32:38,580 --> 00:32:39,880 Looks like Nadya. 511 00:32:40,180 --> 00:32:40,980 Look at that. 512 00:32:41,180 --> 00:32:45,180 Even most backward members of society started wearing jeans. 513 00:32:50,190 --> 00:32:51,390 What happened? 514 00:32:51,790 --> 00:32:52,990 Why so dressed up? 515 00:32:53,090 --> 00:32:55,850 Spent the night at girlfriend's place. Had no time to change. 516 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,200 Where did you get the boots from? 517 00:32:58,200 --> 00:32:59,700 I've been looking for just these for past 6 months. 518 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,200 Friend gave me. 519 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:03,200 France! 520 00:33:05,210 --> 00:33:06,410 What jeans are these? 521 00:33:07,110 --> 00:33:08,210 From India? 522 00:33:08,210 --> 00:33:09,510 You from a village? 523 00:33:10,210 --> 00:33:11,710 Can't you see? 524 00:33:12,210 --> 00:33:13,520 The cotton and label 525 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,670 What does being from "a village" have to do with anything? 526 00:33:19,220 --> 00:33:22,230 Honestly, I never expected to see you in such clothes! 527 00:33:22,830 --> 00:33:24,730 Oh, I have more clothes! 528 00:33:24,730 --> 00:33:28,730 Another one - only 2-3 copies in all of USSR and all those are owned by diplomats. 529 00:33:29,230 --> 00:33:31,240 What an undercover fashionista you are! 530 00:33:31,740 --> 00:33:33,240 Didn't expect that from you at all! 531 00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:34,840 Now... 532 00:33:34,940 --> 00:33:37,740 I will treat you all to the cake "Nocturne." 533 00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:39,650 What's the occasion? 534 00:33:40,250 --> 00:33:41,950 Had a reason, so I baked it. 535 00:33:45,250 --> 00:33:47,060 I haven't yet forgotten the "Maestro." 536 00:33:47,260 --> 00:33:50,060 This one's probably even better! 537 00:33:51,060 --> 00:33:53,060 I'll eat it during the break with tea. 538 00:33:54,060 --> 00:33:56,370 This piece I'll take to Pyotr Vassilievich. 539 00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:06,080 Thank you! 540 00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:10,780 My mom bakes this cake too. Only the recipe calls it simply "Tea Cake." 541 00:34:13,290 --> 00:34:15,290 You girls keep baking and baking. 542 00:34:15,590 --> 00:34:17,390 Maybe you should pickle some cabbage for a change? 543 00:34:17,490 --> 00:34:18,490 Thank you! 544 00:34:21,300 --> 00:34:22,300 Nadya, 545 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,300 can I eat Volodya's piece? He's giving me permission. 546 00:34:51,030 --> 00:34:53,030 Are you chasing after Volodya? 547 00:34:53,630 --> 00:34:54,440 Me?! 548 00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:56,840 Why on earth would you think that? 549 00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:00,840 Is it very obvious? 550 00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:02,340 Don't know about others. 551 00:35:03,050 --> 00:35:04,350 But I saw it right away. 552 00:35:05,050 --> 00:35:07,050 Particularly, when you came so dressed up. 553 00:35:11,050 --> 00:35:12,860 I don't get what you see in him. 554 00:35:13,060 --> 00:35:16,060 He's spoiled, not serious, mommy's and daddy's little boy. 555 00:35:20,070 --> 00:35:22,070 It's time for me to get married, Klavdia Matveevna. 556 00:35:23,070 --> 00:35:24,570 Volodya is a suitable candidate. 557 00:35:25,870 --> 00:35:26,870 For you?! 558 00:35:27,570 --> 00:35:28,280 Yes! 559 00:35:28,380 --> 00:35:30,380 Even psychological testing confirmed it. 560 00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:34,680 Well, if psychological testing... 561 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:37,690 I can't argue with psychology. 562 00:35:38,090 --> 00:35:41,090 Still, I have brains and not a deck of cards... 563 00:35:42,090 --> 00:35:44,690 I know for certain: He's not a good match for you. 564 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:46,600 Now Lyoha Pryahin... 565 00:35:47,100 --> 00:35:48,600 he's just the one! 566 00:35:50,100 --> 00:35:51,600 If you want, I can help. 567 00:35:52,100 --> 00:35:54,810 I guarantee 100% success. 568 00:36:00,110 --> 00:36:02,110 Winning over Pryahin is a small victory. 569 00:36:02,620 --> 00:36:04,820 Pryahin is almost ours already. 570 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,020 And just from the "Maesto" alone. 571 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:08,620 What will you do with him? 572 00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:11,830 You'll be bored to death of him in no time. 573 00:36:12,330 --> 00:36:14,430 What you need is constant battle. 574 00:36:14,630 --> 00:36:16,530 So the everlasting fire burns all your life! 575 00:36:16,630 --> 00:36:17,630 Want that? 576 00:36:17,930 --> 00:36:18,930 I do. 577 00:36:19,140 --> 00:36:20,140 Then forget Pryahin. 578 00:36:20,340 --> 00:36:21,640 He's only getting in our way. 579 00:36:21,740 --> 00:36:24,240 He's jeopardizing the entire operation. 580 00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:25,990 Only the "food" part of it. 581 00:36:26,140 --> 00:36:27,950 That's the most important part. 582 00:36:28,150 --> 00:36:30,150 Let's find a good replacement for it then. 583 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:37,960 Now... 584 00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:41,160 Let's do some self-training together. 585 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,170 I'm getting out of shape. 586 00:36:49,770 --> 00:36:50,970 Sit down. 587 00:36:59,180 --> 00:37:00,180 Ready? 588 00:37:02,590 --> 00:37:03,590 Yes. 589 00:37:05,190 --> 00:37:06,190 Let's begin. 590 00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:16,000 I am the most charming and attractive. 591 00:37:16,900 --> 00:37:19,710 All men are crazy about me. 592 00:37:20,610 --> 00:37:22,610 I have a slender figure. 593 00:37:23,210 --> 00:37:25,210 Beautiful legs. 594 00:37:25,210 --> 00:37:28,220 I can change men every day, like a pair of hand gloves. 595 00:37:29,220 --> 00:37:32,220 I can turn and spin them, like a juggler does to batons. 596 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:34,520 One glance from me is enough... 597 00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:35,530 What are you doing? 598 00:37:38,830 --> 00:37:39,830 What happened? 599 00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:47,140 We were tired. 600 00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:48,540 Decided to sit and rest. 601 00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:52,240 Dear, I have a request. Please promise you'll do it. 602 00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:53,450 I promise. 603 00:37:55,250 --> 00:37:57,750 You need to pick up Nadya after work. 604 00:38:00,250 --> 00:38:03,660 It's for the experimental section of your Ph.D. thesis? 605 00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:05,760 Of course I'll do it. 606 00:38:06,260 --> 00:38:07,460 Why? 607 00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:09,770 Arkady will come to your work in his car tomorrow 608 00:38:09,870 --> 00:38:13,270 and in front of all your co-workers he'll offer you a seat and then'll drive you away 609 00:38:13,370 --> 00:38:14,410 in a mysterious direction. 610 00:38:15,270 --> 00:38:17,120 This should intrigue Volodya. 611 00:38:17,270 --> 00:38:18,480 And change his attitude towards you. 612 00:38:18,580 --> 00:38:21,280 I can only imagine how everyone's eyes will pop out! 613 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:23,930 Not only Volodya will be surprized. 614 00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:26,280 What's the Ph.D. thesis? 615 00:38:27,290 --> 00:38:28,790 The Psychology of Marriage Proposals. 616 00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:32,290 It's a sparsely studied field of psychology and sociology. 617 00:38:33,290 --> 00:38:36,300 You and I will make so many discoveries! 618 00:38:48,310 --> 00:38:50,310 Well? How are things, Larisa Vladimirovna? 619 00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:55,320 It's okay, darling. He won't get away from us. 620 00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:00,330 Repeat "Sunrise" muffins again. 621 00:39:01,330 --> 00:39:03,330 Continue the self-training. 622 00:39:05,730 --> 00:39:09,340 Remember, you are the most charming and attractive. 623 00:39:12,140 --> 00:39:13,740 I am the most charming and attractive. 624 00:39:13,940 --> 00:39:16,540 All men turn their heads to follow me with their gaze of passion. 625 00:39:16,540 --> 00:39:19,350 They will be ecstatic if I give them a passing glance 626 00:39:19,450 --> 00:39:20,200 or a smile. 627 00:39:20,350 --> 00:39:23,350 I have slender figure. Beautiful legs. Graceful gait. 628 00:39:24,350 --> 00:39:26,360 Charming and bewitching smile... 629 00:39:27,260 --> 00:39:27,960 Hi, Nadya! 630 00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:29,560 Hi! 631 00:39:30,060 --> 00:39:30,860 Running late? 632 00:39:31,060 --> 00:39:32,560 We'll make it on time. 633 00:39:33,660 --> 00:39:35,670 What were you mumbling just now? 634 00:39:35,870 --> 00:39:37,470 Oh, just a rhyme... 635 00:39:39,070 --> 00:39:41,370 Why do you no longer come to play at break time? 636 00:39:42,070 --> 00:39:44,030 Oh, Gena, such wonderful things are going on. 637 00:39:44,180 --> 00:39:46,080 Too bad I can't tell you about it. 638 00:39:46,580 --> 00:39:47,680 I see. 639 00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:50,480 - Congratulations on the new outfit! - Thank you! 640 00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:51,580 Do you like it? 641 00:39:51,590 --> 00:39:52,890 Say the truth. 642 00:39:53,590 --> 00:39:54,790 I like it. 643 00:39:55,890 --> 00:39:57,990 Only you've become different recently. 644 00:39:58,090 --> 00:39:59,490 Different how? 645 00:40:01,100 --> 00:40:03,100 You're even more beautiful now. 646 00:40:04,100 --> 00:40:05,800 Could I possibly be? 647 00:40:06,100 --> 00:40:08,610 I was being serious with you. And you joke. 648 00:40:10,110 --> 00:40:12,010 I was also serious. 649 00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:33,940 Would you like to buy a kepi hat from me? 650 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:35,740 Why would I need it? 651 00:40:36,740 --> 00:40:37,740 What?! 652 00:40:38,140 --> 00:40:41,140 Don't you know that kepi hats are really in right now? 653 00:40:42,750 --> 00:40:43,750 Try it on. 654 00:40:47,550 --> 00:40:48,550 Look. 655 00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:53,660 Looks great on you! 656 00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:57,360 Why don't you wear it yourself? 657 00:40:58,560 --> 00:40:59,870 First of all, not my style. 658 00:41:00,170 --> 00:41:03,470 Secondly, my new husband has a kepi just like this one. 659 00:41:04,870 --> 00:41:05,670 And Nadya... 660 00:41:05,770 --> 00:41:09,380 since she's wearing jeans, now she should wear a guy's hat too? 661 00:41:10,780 --> 00:41:11,980 I think it looks good on me! 662 00:41:12,180 --> 00:41:14,180 I know what I am saying. 663 00:41:15,180 --> 00:41:17,190 My girlfriends are fashion-savvy. 664 00:41:18,190 --> 00:41:21,190 We read Burda magazine every month. 665 00:41:23,690 --> 00:41:24,800 Hi! 666 00:41:28,700 --> 00:41:31,050 Has Parrot the King come to visit us?! 667 00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:31,700 Hello! 668 00:41:33,610 --> 00:41:34,710 Exactly! 669 00:41:38,710 --> 00:41:39,710 No, Lusya... 670 00:41:39,810 --> 00:41:41,210 the kepi is too much for me. 671 00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:47,820 Hello! 672 00:41:50,730 --> 00:41:54,730 We need to send 3 people to Suschevsk for product testing. 673 00:41:57,230 --> 00:41:58,130 Who's gonna go? 674 00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:02,140 Maybe someone without family? 675 00:42:02,540 --> 00:42:04,640 Why the discrimination against family men? 676 00:42:04,740 --> 00:42:07,260 Family men need the opportunity to get away from their families. 677 00:42:07,300 --> 00:42:08,130 Please send me 678 00:42:08,250 --> 00:42:09,550 with Volodya Smirnov. 679 00:42:11,250 --> 00:42:12,450 I agree! 680 00:42:13,650 --> 00:42:15,460 Sure, go ahead. 681 00:42:15,860 --> 00:42:17,260 Send me too! 682 00:42:18,260 --> 00:42:19,260 Why you? 683 00:42:20,260 --> 00:42:21,260 Really? 684 00:42:22,260 --> 00:42:24,470 3 people total are needed. 685 00:44:11,990 --> 00:44:12,590 Nadya... 686 00:44:12,690 --> 00:44:13,990 what happened? 687 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:15,500 Arkady... 688 00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:16,800 I totally forgot. 689 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,850 I stop rehearsal for her, and she forgets. 690 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:21,000 Let's go. 691 00:44:24,010 --> 00:44:24,910 Smile at me, 692 00:44:25,010 --> 00:44:26,410 as I am smiling at you. 693 00:44:27,010 --> 00:44:28,910 Susanna ordered it. 694 00:44:30,010 --> 00:44:31,010 Walk to the car. 695 00:44:32,020 --> 00:44:33,020 Susanna is a genius. 696 00:44:33,020 --> 00:44:34,920 We've been noticed. People are looking. 697 00:44:35,020 --> 00:44:37,520 A couple of people have stopped frozen dead in their tracks. 698 00:44:46,030 --> 00:44:47,330 Should I waive to them? 699 00:44:47,530 --> 00:44:49,040 Did Susanna give permission to? 700 00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:50,040 No. 701 00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:51,040 Then don't do it. 702 00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:53,040 No improvisation. 703 00:44:53,540 --> 00:44:55,240 This is an exact science. 704 00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:56,850 Sit down. 705 00:45:38,790 --> 00:45:39,800 Lyosha... 706 00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:42,100 your shoe lace is untied. 707 00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:44,400 It's been so for a while. 708 00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,610 What's on your sleeve? 709 00:45:47,810 --> 00:45:48,710 Yesterday's soup? 710 00:45:48,810 --> 00:45:50,510 It's glue. Forget to rub it off. 711 00:45:50,810 --> 00:45:52,010 Bachelorhood! 712 00:45:52,110 --> 00:45:54,110 If you had a wife, she'd take care of you. 713 00:45:54,810 --> 00:45:57,290 Mom also writes me from the village that I need to get married. 714 00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:58,320 And you? 715 00:45:58,820 --> 00:46:00,820 As if there were many brides around. 716 00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:04,020 Many or not, you could find someone at our institute. 717 00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:05,730 Nadya Klyueva! 718 00:46:06,830 --> 00:46:08,430 Why not a good bride? 719 00:46:09,830 --> 00:46:11,430 She cooks well. 720 00:46:12,830 --> 00:46:14,690 But look at that dandy courting her! 721 00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:15,840 Maybe it's her relative? 722 00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:16,340 Yeah right. 723 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,340 You should do courtship too. 724 00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:20,340 A man must be clean, shaved... 725 00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:23,150 Volodya Smirnov wears perfume like a lady. 726 00:46:23,450 --> 00:46:24,250 And you? 727 00:46:24,350 --> 00:46:25,850 Shoe laces untied, glue on your sleeve... 728 00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:26,850 pants never ironed... 729 00:46:26,900 --> 00:46:28,350 What woman would fall in love? 730 00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:30,860 Especially someone like Nadya Klyueva. 731 00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:39,370 Good job! 732 00:46:39,870 --> 00:46:41,570 But this is not enough. 733 00:46:41,870 --> 00:46:43,870 Lyosha, listen to me... 734 00:46:53,380 --> 00:46:54,380 Hello! 735 00:47:01,290 --> 00:47:02,390 Pyotr Vassilievich, hello! 736 00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:03,900 Friend came to town 737 00:47:04,100 --> 00:47:05,600 from the village 738 00:47:05,900 --> 00:47:09,700 spent the night with him, had no time to go home and change. 739 00:47:10,100 --> 00:47:11,300 Good job, Lyosha! 740 00:47:11,900 --> 00:47:13,910 Dress this way for work every day! 741 00:47:14,910 --> 00:47:17,510 Immediately you've become an attractive bridegroom. 742 00:47:18,610 --> 00:47:19,610 Alright 743 00:47:19,910 --> 00:47:22,420 I'll wear this from now on. 744 00:47:25,720 --> 00:47:26,720 Nadya... 745 00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:29,930 Who was the pretty-boy giving you a ride yesterday? 746 00:47:30,530 --> 00:47:31,530 A relative? 747 00:47:32,930 --> 00:47:33,930 Or what? 748 00:47:36,430 --> 00:47:37,430 Or what. 749 00:47:42,940 --> 00:47:44,440 How do you mean? 750 00:47:45,940 --> 00:47:49,550 She means it's not polite to ask an unmarried girl such questions. 751 00:47:49,950 --> 00:47:52,250 Where does it say so? 752 00:47:53,550 --> 00:47:55,760 It was my acquaintance, Lyosha. 753 00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:58,960 He's asking me to marry him. 754 00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:03,060 Then marry him, Klyueva. 755 00:48:03,110 --> 00:48:05,070 What's there to think about? 756 00:48:05,370 --> 00:48:07,870 His car is the latest model of Zhiguli. 757 00:48:11,470 --> 00:48:13,480 I can't marry for profit. 758 00:48:13,980 --> 00:48:15,980 I'll have to wait for love. 759 00:48:16,380 --> 00:48:17,380 Too bad. 760 00:48:17,980 --> 00:48:20,290 Marriage for profit is the way to go. 761 00:48:20,990 --> 00:48:23,290 As long as your profit calculations are correct. 762 00:48:23,590 --> 00:48:25,590 Profit in such a matter? 763 00:48:25,990 --> 00:48:27,090 No. 764 00:48:27,990 --> 00:48:29,500 Only true feelings! 765 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,600 That's what I'm saying. 766 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,600 Otherwise some keep marrying again and again 767 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,510 keep calculating and re-calculating. 768 00:48:41,010 --> 00:48:42,010 Got the train tickets! 769 00:48:42,210 --> 00:48:43,510 Only thanks to my connections! 770 00:48:44,010 --> 00:48:46,020 We're leaving at 5:03PM. 771 00:48:47,020 --> 00:48:48,420 Why so early? 772 00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:49,820 Could've taken night train. 773 00:48:50,020 --> 00:48:51,520 Don't forget, I'm married 774 00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:52,820 with 2 daughters. 775 00:48:53,020 --> 00:48:56,030 Every minute at home feels like 4 minutes real time 776 00:48:56,130 --> 00:48:58,330 just like at the labor camps. 777 00:48:59,030 --> 00:49:01,030 Did you marry for love or profit? 778 00:49:01,230 --> 00:49:02,940 I do everything out of love. 779 00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:06,040 That's the source of all my problems. 780 00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:08,340 There you go! 781 00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:12,050 I do have some experience after all. 782 00:49:20,060 --> 00:49:20,960 Volodya... 783 00:49:21,060 --> 00:49:23,060 you really wanna go on this trip? 784 00:49:24,060 --> 00:49:24,960 Not that much. 785 00:49:25,060 --> 00:49:26,560 So-so... Why? 786 00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:29,570 Can I go instead of you? 787 00:49:31,470 --> 00:49:33,370 Fine with me, but Misha may not like it. 788 00:49:33,670 --> 00:49:34,870 Talk to him. 789 00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:43,080 Misha... 790 00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:46,090 Can I go on the trip instead of Volodya? 791 00:49:46,290 --> 00:49:47,940 He's fine with it, if you are. 792 00:49:48,490 --> 00:49:50,490 What will you and I do there? 793 00:49:50,590 --> 00:49:52,590 Test the machinery. 794 00:49:54,100 --> 00:49:55,900 You think I'm going for the machinery? 795 00:49:56,100 --> 00:49:58,000 Leaving behind family and friends. 796 00:49:58,800 --> 00:49:59,700 Listen... 797 00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:01,800 go instead of Klyueva. 798 00:50:02,110 --> 00:50:04,110 And test machinery as much as you want. 799 00:50:04,810 --> 00:50:06,010 You see... 800 00:50:06,810 --> 00:50:09,410 Nadya is the reason I want to go in the first place. 801 00:50:09,810 --> 00:50:11,120 I like her. 802 00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:12,820 Just between us. 803 00:50:20,830 --> 00:50:21,830 Hello, comrades! 804 00:50:26,830 --> 00:50:27,840 Good day! 805 00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:32,340 Your reason is good. 806 00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:34,340 Man to man I get you. 807 00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:36,550 But can't help you. 808 00:50:36,850 --> 00:50:39,750 Your Klyueva will leave and then come back. 809 00:50:39,850 --> 00:50:42,050 But I can't afford to miss this opportunity. 810 00:50:42,150 --> 00:50:42,950 I've got a wife 811 00:50:43,050 --> 00:50:44,050 and 2 daughters. 812 00:50:44,860 --> 00:50:46,260 So, very sorry, but I can't... 813 00:50:46,860 --> 00:50:48,160 And can't give up Volodya. 814 00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:51,360 Because I need a carefree and attractive travel-buddy. 815 00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:52,760 What about me? 816 00:50:52,860 --> 00:50:53,870 Forgive me, 817 00:50:53,970 --> 00:50:57,470 though you look great in the new suit, and you're a great guy all around... 818 00:50:57,870 --> 00:50:59,870 you don't fit the bill. 819 00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:05,880 Alright, Misha, have a good trip! 820 00:51:09,890 --> 00:51:11,890 Klyueva and Stepankova, come here please. 821 00:51:13,090 --> 00:51:14,590 With their things? 822 00:51:14,890 --> 00:51:16,190 Not funny. 823 00:51:19,500 --> 00:51:20,600 Let's do it over there. 824 00:51:20,900 --> 00:51:23,400 - Before everyone. - Of course... 825 00:51:27,910 --> 00:51:29,710 This comrade is here to see you. 826 00:51:29,910 --> 00:51:31,610 What have we done? 827 00:51:31,910 --> 00:51:34,910 Your frank confession will be remembered at sentencing. 828 00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:39,920 I ask for your attention... 829 00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:43,420 Come here. 830 00:51:45,930 --> 00:51:49,450 For the courage and fortitude in apprehending dangerous criminals 831 00:51:50,930 --> 00:51:54,940 the district police office presents with an honorary award 832 00:51:55,140 --> 00:51:56,540 Stepankova Klavdia Matveevna. 833 00:51:56,940 --> 00:51:59,040 Congratulations! I admire your brave act! 834 00:51:59,340 --> 00:52:00,800 Alone I would never have done it, 835 00:52:00,950 --> 00:52:01,750 only after her. 836 00:52:02,550 --> 00:52:03,350 Please. 837 00:52:03,550 --> 00:52:04,750 Yes, thank you. 838 00:52:04,950 --> 00:52:05,950 And... 839 00:52:07,950 --> 00:52:09,960 Klyueva Nadezhda Vassilievna. 840 00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:12,260 Would never have guessed 841 00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:15,960 that such a charming girl can enter combat with criminals. 842 00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:17,160 Please. 843 00:52:17,970 --> 00:52:18,770 Thank you. 844 00:52:18,970 --> 00:52:20,470 And thank you to you too. 845 00:52:21,270 --> 00:52:22,270 Why me? 846 00:52:22,970 --> 00:52:24,470 For the compliment. 847 00:52:36,990 --> 00:52:37,890 Good job, Klyueva. 848 00:52:38,490 --> 00:52:40,590 Traveling with your home-cooked food. 849 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,500 Wow, your hand is so interesting! 850 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,000 Line of intelligence is very deep 851 00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:53,210 and crosses the life line. 852 00:52:53,510 --> 00:52:55,010 So what does that mean? 853 00:52:55,910 --> 00:52:58,010 Guys, there's a tot out there beyond all limits of desire. 854 00:52:58,060 --> 00:52:59,510 - Where? - What shall we do? 855 00:52:59,710 --> 00:53:01,020 Maybe invite her to join us? 856 00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:02,620 Sure! 857 00:53:12,030 --> 00:53:13,830 Nothing special about her. 858 00:53:14,030 --> 00:53:15,330 Maybe nothing special for you. 859 00:53:15,330 --> 00:53:17,010 But for us everything about her is special. 860 00:53:17,030 --> 00:53:17,890 Let's do it, Volodya. 861 00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:20,540 - You lead the attack. - No, I can't do that. 862 00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:23,540 I just got the jitters all of a sudden. 863 00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:25,750 Completely lost my qualification. 864 00:53:26,050 --> 00:53:27,450 Why don't you invite her, Nadya? 865 00:53:27,550 --> 00:53:28,850 As one woman another. 866 00:53:29,050 --> 00:53:31,050 As if I had nothing better to do. 867 00:53:31,750 --> 00:53:32,850 It'll be more fun that way! 868 00:53:32,950 --> 00:53:34,910 You like organizing social events. 869 00:53:35,060 --> 00:53:37,910 If there's 4 of us, we could play a card game. 870 00:53:38,060 --> 00:53:39,860 For Durak we can ask someone else to join us. 871 00:53:40,060 --> 00:53:43,370 Why someone else, when such a princess is available? 872 00:53:45,070 --> 00:53:46,970 Whatever happens, happens. 873 00:53:50,070 --> 00:53:50,870 Bored? 874 00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:52,780 As usual on a long journey. 875 00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:54,380 Let's be bored together? 876 00:53:54,580 --> 00:53:56,030 We are performers with Rosconcert. 877 00:53:56,080 --> 00:54:00,590 I'm the MC and art director of the band "Never Sad Transylvanians." 878 00:54:01,090 --> 00:54:02,390 My friends 879 00:54:04,090 --> 00:54:05,390 are my colleagues. 880 00:54:06,090 --> 00:54:09,700 Singer of lyrical and genre ballads Nadezhda Ashkenazy 881 00:54:10,100 --> 00:54:12,400 with her musical accompaniment. 882 00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:15,700 We invite you to join us 883 00:54:16,100 --> 00:54:17,410 for our small concert. 884 00:54:18,110 --> 00:54:19,610 Thank you. But I can't... 885 00:54:20,110 --> 00:54:21,010 But why? 886 00:54:21,110 --> 00:54:23,110 Believe me, everything will be... 887 00:54:24,910 --> 00:54:26,720 What's going on? 888 00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:30,920 Dima, we have an invitation. 889 00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:33,630 Please meet my husband. 890 00:54:36,830 --> 00:54:38,830 Serves you right! 891 00:54:46,140 --> 00:54:48,140 Maybe we should play some cards? 892 00:54:49,140 --> 00:54:50,040 No. 893 00:54:50,140 --> 00:54:52,350 Tell us some more about Armenian Radio, Misha. 894 00:54:53,650 --> 00:54:54,650 Sure. 895 00:54:55,150 --> 00:54:57,050 There were 4 cats in a room. 896 00:54:57,150 --> 00:54:59,160 Three left. 897 00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:02,160 - How many remained? - One. 898 00:55:02,460 --> 00:55:03,110 No. 899 00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:04,060 Keep thinking. 900 00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:05,460 What's there to think about? 901 00:55:05,660 --> 00:55:07,870 3 left. 1 remained. There were 4 cats total. 902 00:55:08,170 --> 00:55:09,070 Dima, don't get upset. 903 00:55:09,070 --> 00:55:10,670 If the puzzle was that easy 904 00:55:11,170 --> 00:55:13,170 Armenian Radio would not carry it. 905 00:55:15,170 --> 00:55:16,080 OK 906 00:55:16,180 --> 00:55:18,080 So how many cats do you think remained? 907 00:55:18,180 --> 00:55:19,080 Really, tell us. 908 00:55:19,180 --> 00:55:20,880 We're not going to figure it out anyways. 909 00:55:20,980 --> 00:55:21,780 Two. 910 00:55:21,980 --> 00:55:22,980 Why? 911 00:55:23,980 --> 00:55:25,390 One cat came back. 912 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,000 How delightful! 913 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,500 Do you really tell these same jokes at your concerts? 914 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:39,800 Yes. 915 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:41,810 I am, by the way... 916 00:55:42,010 --> 00:55:45,310 laureate of country wide competition of stage performers. 917 00:55:47,010 --> 00:55:48,810 What an honor this is for us! 918 00:55:49,010 --> 00:55:50,020 Yes. 919 00:55:51,020 --> 00:55:51,520 And you? 920 00:55:51,620 --> 00:55:52,570 Maybe you'll sing something for us? 921 00:55:52,620 --> 00:55:53,920 Without a musical score? 922 00:55:54,420 --> 00:55:55,220 Impossible! 923 00:55:56,020 --> 00:55:57,620 It's okay. Can do without. 924 00:56:01,030 --> 00:56:03,330 Bullfighting we went to see... 925 00:56:03,530 --> 00:56:05,330 with you once... 926 00:56:07,540 --> 00:56:08,640 this summer. 927 00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:12,740 There you go. 928 00:56:20,050 --> 00:56:22,050 Would it be possible 929 00:56:22,750 --> 00:56:25,860 to place the girl as far away from us as possible? 930 00:56:26,060 --> 00:56:28,360 Maybe a different floor or a different wing? 931 00:56:29,060 --> 00:56:31,360 Why don't you like her so? 932 00:56:32,060 --> 00:56:34,570 I must tell you the truth as I would to my own doctor. 933 00:56:35,070 --> 00:56:36,770 She's a close friend of my wife. 934 00:56:37,070 --> 00:56:38,270 - Purpose of our trip? 935 00:56:38,470 --> 00:56:38,970 Business. 936 00:56:40,070 --> 00:56:42,980 But we are two young attractive men, 937 00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:44,480 so anything can happen. 938 00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:48,280 Alright, 939 00:56:48,780 --> 00:56:51,290 we'll place your Klyueva so far 940 00:56:51,790 --> 00:56:53,890 that even if you search, you won't find her. 941 00:56:55,090 --> 00:56:57,090 We're indebted to you! 942 00:57:03,100 --> 00:57:05,100 With immense gratitude! 943 00:57:08,110 --> 00:57:10,110 It wasn't necessary. 944 00:57:13,110 --> 00:57:14,720 Tell the lady "Thank you!" 945 00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:19,120 Madlopt! 946 00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:21,120 Means "thank you" in Georgian. 947 00:57:39,140 --> 00:57:41,650 I can draw the graph without all this. 948 00:57:41,850 --> 00:57:43,450 We don't need all the readings. 949 00:57:43,650 --> 00:57:44,450 What?! 950 00:57:45,150 --> 00:57:48,150 The more readings, the more accurate the graph. 951 00:57:49,660 --> 00:57:51,660 And what's the use of the graph? 952 00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:53,960 We can see it's working. 953 00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:55,960 Something I need to tell you... 954 00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:57,970 my father-in-law lives around here 955 00:57:58,370 --> 00:58:01,170 his roof is leaking... 956 00:58:02,170 --> 00:58:06,580 If you'd let me and Volodya go, we'd help out the old army vet. 957 00:58:07,180 --> 00:58:09,080 Can't you do it after work? 958 00:58:09,180 --> 00:58:10,280 I'd help you! 959 00:58:10,380 --> 00:58:11,280 No... 960 00:58:11,380 --> 00:58:13,180 we won't have enough time. 961 00:58:13,380 --> 00:58:16,490 There's so much work to be done there! 962 00:58:41,220 --> 00:58:44,220 You're striving for happiness amidst all the trials of life. 963 00:58:45,220 --> 00:58:48,230 Happiness is a miracle. Something very big. 964 00:58:49,230 --> 00:58:55,230 Maybe the expectation itself You'll one day call happiness. 965 00:58:56,230 --> 00:58:59,240 There are no recipes for love. 966 00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:02,240 Put your trust in fate. 967 00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:06,250 It's easy to give advice 968 00:59:07,250 --> 00:59:09,250 To others, but not yourself. 969 00:59:11,250 --> 00:59:14,260 You need to wait for happiness. 970 00:59:14,860 --> 00:59:17,260 Why speed up life? 971 00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:20,260 Maybe happiness is just around the corner? 972 00:59:21,260 --> 00:59:23,770 Look around you. 973 00:59:27,270 --> 00:59:30,270 Where is that knight in shining armor? 974 00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:34,280 Where to meet him? How to recognize him? 975 00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:38,280 Even the most miraculous machinery 976 00:59:39,890 --> 00:59:41,690 Isn't able to predict. 977 00:59:42,290 --> 00:59:45,290 There are no recipes for love. 978 00:59:46,290 --> 00:59:48,900 Put your trust in fate. 979 00:59:49,300 --> 00:59:52,300 It's easy to give advice 980 00:59:53,300 --> 00:59:56,310 To others, but not yourself. 981 00:59:57,310 --> 00:59:59,810 You need to wait for happiness. 982 01:00:00,310 --> 01:00:03,310 Why speed up life? 983 01:00:03,810 --> 01:00:06,820 Maybe happiness is just around the corner? 984 01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:10,320 Look around you. 985 01:00:18,330 --> 01:00:20,030 How cunning you are! 986 01:00:22,340 --> 01:00:24,840 No. Probably can't. 987 01:00:26,340 --> 01:00:28,340 My roommate's back. 988 01:00:29,850 --> 01:00:31,450 Yes, she's cute. 989 01:00:31,850 --> 01:00:33,350 I'll ask her. 990 01:00:34,350 --> 01:00:35,550 Listen, Nadya... 991 01:00:35,850 --> 01:00:38,660 during the day I met two animal trainers from the circus. 992 01:00:38,710 --> 01:00:40,610 They're inviting us to come enjoy some pineapples. 993 01:00:40,660 --> 01:00:41,860 Let's go! 994 01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:44,660 No, Larisa. I'm very tired. 995 01:00:48,170 --> 01:00:49,370 Go without me. 996 01:00:50,370 --> 01:00:51,670 Alone it'd be awkward. 997 01:00:51,770 --> 01:00:53,370 There's two of them. 998 01:00:54,370 --> 01:00:58,380 Nadyush, come please. For just a little while! 999 01:01:04,990 --> 01:01:07,090 We're coming, Eric! 1000 01:01:07,390 --> 01:01:09,390 Get pineapples ready! 1001 01:01:11,190 --> 01:01:12,800 So we lured birdies into the cage... 1002 01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:16,200 Nadya, meet Eric. 1003 01:01:22,210 --> 01:01:23,210 Nice to meet you. 1004 01:01:24,910 --> 01:01:26,210 So they are 1005 01:01:27,210 --> 01:01:28,610 the animal trainers? 1006 01:01:28,810 --> 01:01:29,720 Yes, this is Artur. 1007 01:01:33,220 --> 01:01:34,720 So where are your pineapples? 1008 01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:35,620 Please come in. 1009 01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:36,420 Please. 1010 01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:37,220 Come in. 1011 01:01:39,230 --> 01:01:40,630 I'll go get the siphon. 1012 01:01:42,230 --> 01:01:43,330 What siphon? 1013 01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:53,640 Where could we get pineapples from, Larisa? 1014 01:01:54,240 --> 01:01:55,050 We're not in Africa. 1015 01:01:55,550 --> 01:01:57,250 That was a joke. 1016 01:01:57,850 --> 01:01:59,250 But we have dried dates. 1017 01:01:59,850 --> 01:02:00,850 Artur... I mean... 1018 01:02:01,750 --> 01:02:02,350 Volodya... 1019 01:02:03,260 --> 01:02:05,260 take a look in my backpack. 1020 01:02:06,260 --> 01:02:06,760 Go. 1021 01:02:18,270 --> 01:02:18,770 Here. 1022 01:02:19,270 --> 01:02:19,770 Please. 1023 01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:23,780 So who do they train? 1024 01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:25,780 This one trains panthers. 1025 01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:28,790 And Artur trains little dogs. They play soccer for him. 1026 01:02:30,290 --> 01:02:31,490 Sometimes. 1027 01:02:34,790 --> 01:02:38,300 First time in my life I meet animal trainers who don't have pineapples. 1028 01:02:38,500 --> 01:02:40,800 So we don't have pineapples! 1029 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:42,300 In that case... 1030 01:02:42,900 --> 01:02:44,900 we better come see you in your show 1031 01:02:45,100 --> 01:02:47,110 since you don't have pineapples. 1032 01:02:55,320 --> 01:02:57,320 It was all just a big joke. 1033 01:02:57,920 --> 01:03:00,120 The father-in-law was also a joke? 1034 01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:02,320 The crippled war veteran? Also a joke? 1035 01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:04,630 You are right there. Guilty, I admit it. 1036 01:03:04,930 --> 01:03:07,330 Willing to pay for our mistake with hard work. 1037 01:03:11,340 --> 01:03:12,040 Please. 1038 01:03:16,340 --> 01:03:18,340 Let's do it this way, Nadya... 1039 01:03:18,940 --> 01:03:20,850 Today we are working hard 1040 01:03:20,950 --> 01:03:23,310 and you rest. Go shopping. We'll take down all the readings. 1041 01:03:23,350 --> 01:03:25,350 As if I could trust you with the machinery. 1042 01:03:25,850 --> 01:03:27,910 You'll eyeball the test results, and we'll get some graph alright. 1043 01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:30,360 We can draw the graph. 1044 01:03:30,460 --> 01:03:31,960 We are engineers after all. 1045 01:03:32,060 --> 01:03:33,360 - Really? - Yes. 1046 01:03:33,860 --> 01:03:36,160 And I thought you were circus animal trainers. 1047 01:03:47,380 --> 01:03:48,380 Eric, 1048 01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:49,380 Artur, 1049 01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:51,880 get to work! 1050 01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:09,400 I finally got it, Volodya, why the whole business trip was 1051 01:04:09,550 --> 01:04:10,710 a complete failure. 1052 01:04:10,910 --> 01:04:11,710 Why? 1053 01:04:13,410 --> 01:04:15,110 Klyueva likes me. 1054 01:04:15,410 --> 01:04:18,410 - That's the reason for everything. - Why do you think so? 1055 01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:21,720 First, she asked to come along on this business trip. 1056 01:04:22,620 --> 01:04:25,620 Second, the whole trip she doesn't take her eyes off of us, 1057 01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:28,730 destroys at the outset any of our attempts to meet someone. 1058 01:04:30,430 --> 01:04:33,430 Remember how she looked at me because of that Larisa? 1059 01:04:33,630 --> 01:04:36,440 Like I'm her husband or something. She's still angry about it. 1060 01:04:36,540 --> 01:04:38,940 I would never have thought that Klyueva is capable of something like that. 1061 01:04:39,140 --> 01:04:41,340 We've just gotten so used to her. 1062 01:04:41,740 --> 01:04:43,840 But she's actually quite alright. 1063 01:04:44,450 --> 01:04:46,750 Just between us... Pryahin is crazy about her. 1064 01:04:47,050 --> 01:04:48,650 - Really? - He told me so himself. 1065 01:04:49,050 --> 01:04:50,650 But she is into me, you see. 1066 01:04:50,950 --> 01:04:53,160 But at work I never get involved with anyone. 1067 01:04:53,860 --> 01:04:56,160 Even if it was Sophia Loren herself instead of Klyueva. 1068 01:04:56,460 --> 01:04:59,460 You're right. Say, what if you met her not through work? 1069 01:05:00,460 --> 01:05:02,470 Then it would be totally different. 1070 01:05:05,470 --> 01:05:07,970 - Guys, dinners ready. Go wash your hands. - One moment. 1071 01:05:08,970 --> 01:05:11,680 Did you see the way she looked at me just now? Like the Hound of Baskervilles! 1072 01:05:11,780 --> 01:05:13,280 Now I noticed it! 1073 01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:16,680 Oh, what boys are in this car! Nothing like our car... 1074 01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:20,490 Keep walking, keep walking girls... Keep us away from sin... 1075 01:05:24,490 --> 01:05:27,500 I feel as though I'm traveling with my wife and kids. 1076 01:05:27,700 --> 01:05:29,100 Don't pay attention... Let's go. 1077 01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:35,210 Everything's clear. 1078 01:05:36,010 --> 01:05:39,370 During the business trip Volodya fell under the influence of informal leader Dyatlov. 1079 01:05:39,510 --> 01:05:41,210 But we have something to gain from this as well. 1080 01:05:41,310 --> 01:05:43,410 Now we know that he can be influenced. 1081 01:05:48,020 --> 01:05:50,720 I am going to give you tickets to a Gianni Morandi concert. 1082 01:05:51,020 --> 01:05:54,330 Invite Volodya to come. If that doesn't work, then confess your love for him. 1083 01:05:56,030 --> 01:05:58,030 Works without fail. 1084 01:05:59,030 --> 01:06:01,340 Why are you so scared, silly? Remember Tatiana Larina? 1085 01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:05,340 Nowadays women have stopped confessing their love. 1086 01:06:05,540 --> 01:06:07,140 This only hurts them. 1087 01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:09,750 That's a scientific fact! 1088 01:06:11,250 --> 01:06:14,050 Now we will pick out an evening dress for you. 1089 01:06:27,070 --> 01:06:29,070 Look for yourself. 1090 01:06:34,070 --> 01:06:37,080 How could he get away from us now? 1091 01:07:00,110 --> 01:07:02,110 Do you wanna go see Gianni Morandi? 1092 01:07:03,810 --> 01:07:05,010 What? 1093 01:07:06,110 --> 01:07:08,110 Do you wanna go see Gianni Morandi? 1094 01:07:09,420 --> 01:07:13,120 - Are you joking, Klyueva? - No. I have one extra ticket for tonight. 1095 01:07:20,130 --> 01:07:22,430 I can go, Nadya, if a ticket is going to waste. 1096 01:07:23,130 --> 01:07:25,330 Lyoha, you really think that such a ticket could ever go to waste? 1097 01:07:25,540 --> 01:07:28,140 No, stop, stop... Nadya, I am going. 1098 01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:31,140 Pryahin, you can do without. It's soccer night on TV tonight anyways. 1099 01:07:32,140 --> 01:07:34,150 Actually, you're right. The World Cup is on. 1100 01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:48,160 Listen, Pryahin, what do you think about an intermediate crankshaft? 1101 01:07:48,660 --> 01:07:50,660 Like an iron girder restrained at the end? 1102 01:07:52,170 --> 01:07:53,970 Why restrained at the end? 1103 01:07:54,670 --> 01:07:57,170 What a fool you are... Lyosha! 1104 01:07:58,170 --> 01:08:00,680 - You gave up so easily! - What else could I have done? 1105 01:08:01,180 --> 01:08:04,680 Be more persistent and find a way even in the most hopeless of situations. 1106 01:08:05,180 --> 01:08:08,190 That's what any woman falls for in the end. 1107 01:08:09,190 --> 01:08:12,190 What men we've got nowadays... ...dear God! 1108 01:08:33,210 --> 01:08:34,420 Oh, Nadya! 1109 01:08:38,220 --> 01:08:40,720 - Where are you going? - To a concert. 1110 01:08:41,220 --> 01:08:42,930 You're so beautiful! 1111 01:08:44,230 --> 01:08:46,530 - Where's the dress from? - From Christian Dior. 1112 01:08:47,230 --> 01:08:49,730 If it's from the black market must be very expensive. 1113 01:08:50,230 --> 01:08:53,240 - Are you going with Susanna? - No, I'm going with a young man. 1114 01:08:54,240 --> 01:08:55,240 Oh! 1115 01:08:56,240 --> 01:08:57,840 It can't be! 1116 01:09:01,250 --> 01:09:04,250 Oh, yes it can! I'm off. 1117 01:09:11,260 --> 01:09:14,260 - Excuse me, you won't have an extra ticket? - Sorry, but no. 1118 01:09:20,270 --> 01:09:21,470 Lyosha! 1119 01:09:24,280 --> 01:09:25,080 So long, guys... 1120 01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:28,600 - But you were planning to watch soccer? - What soccer, when there's such a concert. 1121 01:09:28,780 --> 01:09:30,780 See I got a ticket! Had to pay extra for it. 1122 01:09:32,580 --> 01:09:35,290 Why are you so late? Volodya's been waiting for you. 1123 01:09:36,290 --> 01:09:38,490 A woman should be late. 1124 01:09:39,290 --> 01:09:43,300 The minutes of waiting give a man the opportunity to think of her yet again. 1125 01:09:44,300 --> 01:09:46,600 As if Volodya would ever think of someone yet again. 1126 01:09:47,300 --> 01:09:49,300 He's not here alone, by the way. 1127 01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:52,310 - Who is he with? - You'll see. 1128 01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:01,320 - There you go! - Ah, Nadya... 1129 01:10:01,820 --> 01:10:04,320 - Please meet Sveta. - Hello. 1130 01:10:05,020 --> 01:10:07,740 She also really wants to go to this concert, but can't find a ticket. 1131 01:10:07,830 --> 01:10:10,530 And she won't find it by standing in one place. I had to run around so much, 1132 01:10:10,630 --> 01:10:11,930 even so I had to pay extra. 1133 01:10:12,230 --> 01:10:14,330 You found one! Give it to me! I'll pay any money! 1134 01:10:14,630 --> 01:10:15,340 What? 1135 01:10:15,540 --> 01:10:18,340 I'm already missing World Cup for this. Are you crazy? 1136 01:10:19,340 --> 01:10:22,840 Alright, I'm off. I need time to get in. So I'll see you during intermission. 1137 01:10:24,350 --> 01:10:26,350 - Best of luck! - Damn soccer fan... 1138 01:10:28,050 --> 01:10:29,850 What are we going to do? 1139 01:10:29,950 --> 01:10:32,260 What are we to do, when the concert's starting already? Alright, I'm leaving. 1140 01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:35,360 Wait, wait... Nadya, do you really want to go to this concert? 1141 01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:38,400 Stop it, Volodya, you should be ashamed of yourself. 1142 01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:42,370 Wait, Sveta, I actually really do not want to go to the concert. 1143 01:10:46,370 --> 01:10:50,380 What's the problem then? Thanks, Nadya! Thanks! 1144 01:10:51,380 --> 01:10:52,380 Muchas gracias! 1145 01:10:54,080 --> 01:10:55,380 Faster! Faster! 1146 01:10:56,380 --> 01:10:57,380 Danke schön! 1147 01:11:04,390 --> 01:11:07,400 You're a complete ass not only in chess, but in life too. 1148 01:11:10,400 --> 01:11:12,400 How could you do this to Klyueva? 1149 01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:14,810 She gave us the ticket herself. 1150 01:11:16,410 --> 01:11:18,730 When a person drinks water, even a snake does not bite him. 1151 01:11:19,410 --> 01:11:22,010 She's doing all this because of me. I feel so sad for her. 1152 01:11:22,410 --> 01:11:24,620 - What do you have to do with it? - Something. 1153 01:11:32,430 --> 01:11:33,930 Could I talk to Klyueva? 1154 01:11:35,430 --> 01:11:38,430 Our competition is here... we continue drinking... 1155 01:11:46,440 --> 01:11:47,740 Do it, Lyoha. 1156 01:11:57,460 --> 01:11:58,760 Hi! 1157 01:12:00,460 --> 01:12:01,760 Listen... 1158 01:12:03,460 --> 01:12:05,160 I have a tricky request... 1159 01:12:05,470 --> 01:12:07,470 - I helped you earlier? - Yes. 1160 01:12:07,670 --> 01:12:09,670 I hope you can help me too. 1161 01:12:10,470 --> 01:12:13,470 Could you please tell Susanna that you're going to an event tonight 1162 01:12:13,670 --> 01:12:15,680 and you really need me to come with you. 1163 01:12:16,680 --> 01:12:17,980 But why? 1164 01:12:21,280 --> 01:12:22,280 You see... 1165 01:12:22,490 --> 01:12:24,990 we were supposed to go to a concert together tonight. 1166 01:12:25,490 --> 01:12:28,490 And I just really need to have this evening open. 1167 01:12:29,490 --> 01:12:31,500 That's the situation I'm in. 1168 01:12:32,500 --> 01:12:35,200 She'll let me go to you with no questions asked. 1169 01:12:39,510 --> 01:12:42,010 - Do you love her? - Who? 1170 01:12:42,910 --> 01:12:44,710 - Susanna. - Very much. 1171 01:12:46,510 --> 01:12:49,520 I like her a lot... 1172 01:12:50,520 --> 01:12:53,120 She is a talented scientist, a great person... 1173 01:12:54,020 --> 01:12:57,030 Nadya, I'm a musician... sometimes I just have to have... 1174 01:12:59,530 --> 01:13:02,530 fresh feelings, intense passion, new experiences... 1175 01:13:03,530 --> 01:13:05,240 just like in music... 1176 01:13:06,540 --> 01:13:08,540 I see. 1177 01:13:11,540 --> 01:13:13,950 I'm sorry, but I won't be able help you. 1178 01:13:33,570 --> 01:13:35,570 We continue drinking. 1179 01:13:37,370 --> 01:13:39,380 - Is the water carbonated? - It is. 1180 01:13:39,580 --> 01:13:41,580 Why are you asking? 1181 01:13:42,080 --> 01:13:43,580 I want a drink. 1182 01:13:43,680 --> 01:13:45,280 You can keep on wanting it. 1183 01:13:45,380 --> 01:13:47,660 But the water is only for the employees of this institute. 1184 01:13:47,690 --> 01:13:50,190 - Are you an employee of this institute? - No. 1185 01:13:50,390 --> 01:13:52,590 Then our conversation is over. 1186 01:13:53,090 --> 01:13:55,590 Drink up, Lyoha. Drink up. 1187 01:14:22,630 --> 01:14:23,930 Nadyusha... 1188 01:14:24,130 --> 01:14:25,430 these are for you. 1189 01:14:25,630 --> 01:14:27,930 Oh, thank you! But what for? 1190 01:14:28,630 --> 01:14:30,940 In memory of our business trip. 1191 01:14:47,660 --> 01:14:48,860 Nadya... 1192 01:14:50,660 --> 01:14:53,860 these are for you. I was sent a whole basket of them from the village. 1193 01:14:54,660 --> 01:14:56,970 They're so beautiful! Only why so many for me? 1194 01:15:02,270 --> 01:15:04,680 Alright... I'll take one back. 1195 01:15:25,200 --> 01:15:26,300 Nadya... 1196 01:15:26,700 --> 01:15:28,700 accept this small gift from me. 1197 01:15:29,210 --> 01:15:31,610 It's Czech, so very soft. No need to soak it in kerosene. 1198 01:15:31,910 --> 01:15:33,210 Thank you, Volodya. 1199 01:15:33,610 --> 01:15:35,210 - Oh, wow! This is great! - It's nothing. 1200 01:15:37,210 --> 01:15:40,320 You know, one of these days I'll be sure to get 2 tickets to a sold out show 1201 01:15:40,420 --> 01:15:42,220 and I'll invite you to come. 1202 01:15:43,220 --> 01:15:45,920 Thanks! But the eraser will be quite enough. 1203 01:15:48,230 --> 01:15:50,030 Everything else is just... 1204 01:15:50,230 --> 01:15:52,730 foolishness and crazy fancy... Forgive me. 1205 01:15:53,230 --> 01:15:54,230 What for? 1206 01:15:56,240 --> 01:15:57,340 Nadya! 1207 01:15:58,940 --> 01:16:00,940 Nadya, come to the phone. 1208 01:16:02,240 --> 01:16:03,650 Well? How are things? 1209 01:16:05,250 --> 01:16:07,550 - Did you confess your love? - Yes. 1210 01:16:08,250 --> 01:16:10,850 - He doesn't love you? - Yes. 1211 01:16:11,250 --> 01:16:12,760 That's great. 1212 01:16:12,960 --> 01:16:14,260 Good girl! 1213 01:16:15,260 --> 01:16:18,660 Everything is going according to plan. We'll talk more in the evening. 1214 01:16:22,270 --> 01:16:25,270 - I love you, Susannochka. - I love you too, Nadyush. 1215 01:16:25,970 --> 01:16:26,970 Bye! 1216 01:16:47,300 --> 01:16:48,800 Nadya, where are you going?!! 1217 01:17:06,320 --> 01:17:07,820 Nadya! 1218 01:17:09,320 --> 01:17:10,830 You'll play? 1219 01:17:11,330 --> 01:17:12,430 Oh, Gena! 1220 01:17:12,930 --> 01:17:14,430 I've missed it so! 1221 01:17:17,570 --> 01:17:19,110 - So much! - I too... 1222 01:17:19,780 --> 01:17:21,280 missed it so much!