1 00:00:02,587 --> 00:00:04,997 Hey,guys. Where are Marshall and Lily? 2 00:00:04,997 --> 00:00:06,837 Something terrible happened. 3 00:00:06,837 --> 00:00:08,417 Are they okay? Are they in the hospital? 4 00:00:08,417 --> 00:00:13,767 No. Somewhere much... much worse. 5 00:00:13,767 --> 00:00:16,907 {\a6}ten*** 6 00:00:13,767 --> 00:00:15,017 Long Island! 7 00:00:15,017 --> 00:00:16,877 Tonight,we're moving out there for good. 8 00:00:16,877 --> 00:00:20,037 Yeah. Here are your spare keys to our new house. 9 00:00:20,037 --> 00:00:25,567 Long Island? I don't understand. You can get spray tans here. 10 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:28,787 I never let myself believe this day would really come. 11 00:00:28,787 --> 00:00:32,177 It's like when they canceled Party of Five for the second time. 12 00:00:32,917 --> 00:00:36,467 I mean when they... canceled sports. 13 00:00:36,467 --> 00:00:40,917 Guys,we'll still see each other all the time, and we'll talk on the phone. 14 00:00:40,917 --> 00:00:42,787 And I know people say that having kids 15 00:00:42,787 --> 00:00:44,647 means you won't see your friends anymore,but... 16 00:00:44,647 --> 00:00:46,167 Oh,God,this is good-bye,isn't it? 17 00:00:46,167 --> 00:00:47,917 No. Stop it. 18 00:00:47,917 --> 00:00:50,167 Guys,this doesn't change anything. 19 00:00:50,167 --> 00:00:53,587 We are only a 46-minute train ride away. 20 00:00:53,587 --> 00:00:55,907 Just pop out whenever you want. 21 00:00:55,907 --> 00:00:58,597 So... I guess this seat is open. 22 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:03,247 I'll go get a chair. 23 00:01:05,177 --> 00:01:06,847 So that's it. 24 00:01:06,847 --> 00:01:08,967 - No more Marshall. - No more Lily. 25 00:01:08,967 --> 00:01:10,757 They're gone. 26 00:01:10,757 --> 00:01:12,727 Which means... 27 00:01:12,727 --> 00:01:17,617 no lame married couple shooting down all my amazing ideas. 28 00:01:17,617 --> 00:01:20,327 Guys,great news. 29 00:01:20,327 --> 00:01:22,507 I'm the new leader of the gang! 30 00:01:22,507 --> 00:01:26,667 -=http://bbs.sfile2012.com=- -=http://ytet.org=- Proudly Presents 31 00:01:26,667 --> 00:01:31,847 -=http://bbs.sfile2012.com=- -=http://ytet.org=- Sync: ¿¨»Ò 32 00:01:31,847 --> 00:01:35,017 how.i.met.your.mother S07E14 33 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:39,457 Marshall and Lily were almost done decorating their new home. 34 00:01:39,457 --> 00:01:40,947 - I like it there much better. - Yeah. 35 00:01:40,947 --> 00:01:42,317 There was only one problem. 36 00:01:42,317 --> 00:01:46,247 Wrong! This can't go here. 37 00:01:46,247 --> 00:01:48,247 Kids,when he found out she was pregnant, 38 00:01:48,247 --> 00:01:51,797 Lily's estranged father unexpectedly showed up on her doorstep. 39 00:01:51,797 --> 00:01:54,117 It was a gesture she appreciated. 40 00:01:54,117 --> 00:01:56,687 But after two weeks,they'd had just about enough. 41 00:01:56,687 --> 00:02:00,047 That has to go there to cover up the splintery floorboard. 42 00:02:00,047 --> 00:02:01,667 And you can't hang this picture here. 43 00:02:01,667 --> 00:02:04,677 This isn't plaster; it's dried toothpaste. 44 00:02:06,017 --> 00:02:08,497 Guys,you're so lucky I'm here. 45 00:02:08,497 --> 00:02:12,297 I grew up in this house. I know it like the back of my hand. 46 00:02:12,297 --> 00:02:16,237 And this lamp absolutely cannot be here. 47 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:17,317 Why not? 48 00:02:17,317 --> 00:02:21,457 Blocks my view of the Widow Rodriguez doing her Jane Fonda workouts. 49 00:02:21,457 --> 00:02:23,517 Isn't she a little old,Dad? 50 00:02:23,517 --> 00:02:26,357 Oh,you didn't see her when I was a kid. 51 00:02:26,357 --> 00:02:29,177 In my mind,she'll always be 54. 52 00:02:32,327 --> 00:02:35,257 I know he means well,but I can't take it anymore. 53 00:02:35,257 --> 00:02:38,377 He won't leave,and-and he's acting like this is his house. 54 00:02:38,377 --> 00:02:41,577 No,I know. And these annoying notes he keeps leaving around? 55 00:02:41,577 --> 00:02:44,517 "I need absolute silence when practicing the drums." 56 00:02:44,517 --> 00:02:47,017 "Do not touch the fudge in my nightstand." 57 00:02:47,017 --> 00:02:49,847 "We need ant traps for my nightstand." 58 00:02:50,237 --> 00:02:52,297 I find myself hiding out here 59 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:53,907 just because it's the only room in the house 60 00:02:53,907 --> 00:02:56,167 where he can't boss us around. 61 00:02:56,167 --> 00:02:59,347 Great news. I put new batteries in the old intercom system. 62 00:02:59,347 --> 00:03:02,817 Now we can communicate at all times. Mickey out. 63 00:03:04,617 --> 00:03:06,927 Look at what's become of our booth. 64 00:03:06,927 --> 00:03:09,327 Looks like my old shop teacher's hand-- 65 00:03:09,327 --> 00:03:12,127 just sort of missing something. 66 00:03:12,127 --> 00:03:15,957 Enough! I am sick of you two wallowing in sadness, 67 00:03:15,957 --> 00:03:17,587 instead of doing the healthy thing 68 00:03:17,587 --> 00:03:21,747 and pretending anyone who leaves you never existed in the first place. 69 00:03:22,137 --> 00:03:24,887 I hate to agree with Barney's near-paralyzing abandonment issues, 70 00:03:24,887 --> 00:03:26,017 but he has a point. 71 00:03:26,017 --> 00:03:28,827 You can't just stop living because two of your friends moved away. 72 00:03:28,827 --> 00:03:32,657 Precisely. Now,as new group leader, 73 00:03:32,657 --> 00:03:36,517 I say we go out and do something that we never would have done with Marshall and Lily here. 74 00:03:38,067 --> 00:03:43,007 Remember that amazing idea I had that one time? 75 00:03:43,007 --> 00:03:45,657 - Let's go to a strip club. - Nope. 76 00:03:45,657 --> 00:03:47,677 So what do you say? 77 00:03:47,677 --> 00:03:53,637 Let's declare our independence with an on-da-peen dance. 78 00:03:56,647 --> 00:03:58,677 - On-the-peen dance. - No,we got it. - We got it. 79 00:03:58,677 --> 00:04:00,457 Let's go to a strip club! 80 00:04:00,457 --> 00:04:02,227 Well... I'm going to miss them anywhere. 81 00:04:02,227 --> 00:04:04,437 Might as well see some cans while I'm at it. 82 00:04:04,437 --> 00:04:08,107 I'll take it! Robin,Kevin,you in? 83 00:04:08,917 --> 00:04:10,817 Kids,early in any relationship, 84 00:04:10,817 --> 00:04:13,507 there's a phase where you don't say no to anything. 85 00:04:13,507 --> 00:04:15,997 Because you want to seem interesting... 86 00:04:15,997 --> 00:04:19,897 adventurous... and open-minded. 87 00:04:19,897 --> 00:04:22,267 I call it Early Relationship Chicken. 88 00:04:22,267 --> 00:04:24,177 Well,I'm open to anything. 89 00:04:24,177 --> 00:04:26,197 Oh,most def. 90 00:04:27,307 --> 00:04:29,397 So... 91 00:04:29,397 --> 00:04:32,437 - I don't want to go to a strip club. - I don't want to go to a strip club. 92 00:04:32,437 --> 00:04:35,127 But I don't want him to think I'm some prude. 93 00:04:35,127 --> 00:04:37,847 Man,we've been saying "so" for a while. 94 00:04:41,467 --> 00:04:42,867 Yes! 95 00:04:42,867 --> 00:04:45,107 Tonight is going to be legen-- 96 00:04:45,107 --> 00:04:47,637 Wait,are we sure it's a good idea to go to a strip club? 97 00:04:47,637 --> 00:04:51,197 Shut up,Lily! I'm in charge now-- dary! 98 00:04:53,507 --> 00:04:57,417 I've got no cell reception. I wanted to call Ted. This feels weird. 99 00:04:57,417 --> 00:05:00,117 The last time I lived this far from him was my semester abroad. 100 00:05:00,117 --> 00:05:01,987 You never did a semester abroad. 101 00:05:01,987 --> 00:05:05,237 That's what I called it when we lived on opposite sides of campus. 102 00:05:06,167 --> 00:05:09,587 Wrong! Please tell me you're not plugging that in there. 103 00:05:09,587 --> 00:05:12,097 Yes,Mickey,that's exactly what I'm doing. 104 00:05:12,097 --> 00:05:14,937 All right,fine. I won't say anything. It's... 105 00:05:14,937 --> 00:05:17,297 just that this was my room when I growing up, 106 00:05:17,297 --> 00:05:20,047 so I know it a little better than you. 107 00:05:20,897 --> 00:05:23,177 Lot of great memories here. 108 00:05:23,177 --> 00:05:26,387 Mostly just discovering my body. 109 00:05:26,387 --> 00:05:27,547 That's it. 110 00:05:27,547 --> 00:05:30,657 Mickey,since you got here,you've been nothing but judgmental 111 00:05:30,657 --> 00:05:34,337 and pushy and strangely obsessed with your adolescent sex life. 112 00:05:34,337 --> 00:05:37,527 Tomorrow morning,you're out of here. 113 00:05:37,527 --> 00:05:39,027 Well,I-I've just been trying to help you... 114 00:05:39,027 --> 00:05:40,997 We don't need your help! 115 00:05:44,777 --> 00:05:46,167 I... 116 00:05:46,167 --> 00:05:49,717 Oh,it-it's okay,baby. It had to be done. 117 00:05:56,457 --> 00:05:59,237 Too bad the one person who could stop you from making mistakes like that 118 00:05:59,237 --> 00:06:01,657 was told he has to move out next month. 119 00:06:01,657 --> 00:06:03,887 - Tomorrow! - Tomorrow! 120 00:06:05,757 --> 00:06:08,327 Would either of you like a dance? 121 00:06:09,927 --> 00:06:11,997 I'm always ready to rock. 122 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:15,077 And I'm always ready to roll. 123 00:06:15,077 --> 00:06:17,467 So... 124 00:06:17,467 --> 00:06:21,257 - I'm not ready to rock. - Rolling makes me dizzy. 125 00:06:22,387 --> 00:06:24,137 - Hell,yeah! - Yeah! 126 00:06:24,137 --> 00:06:28,137 I'm buying my man a lap dance,'cause that's just how I do! 127 00:06:28,137 --> 00:06:31,767 Party like a rock star! Party like a rock star... 128 00:06:32,377 --> 00:06:34,967 Uh,hey,guys. It's Ted. 129 00:06:34,967 --> 00:06:36,897 you're probably busy with the move still. 130 00:06:37,507 --> 00:06:39,367 Give me a call if you want to gab. 131 00:06:40,227 --> 00:06:41,957 Sorry about using the word "gab. 132 00:06:41,957 --> 00:06:46,867 " Ted,stop pining over Marshall and Lily. Have some self-respect. 133 00:06:46,867 --> 00:06:49,117 Now,put this fiver in your mouth so... 134 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:51,447 that stripper with the lazy eye can vacuum it up with... 135 00:06:51,447 --> 00:06:52,657 - Barney! - Wh-what? 136 00:06:52,657 --> 00:06:54,967 I'm allowed to miss them,okay? They're my two best friends. 137 00:06:54,967 --> 00:06:57,317 I'm your two best friends! 138 00:06:57,317 --> 00:07:01,837 And we're here tonight to show you there's no need to miss something 139 00:07:01,837 --> 00:07:04,697 when you can replace it with something better. 140 00:07:04,697 --> 00:07:08,167 Gentlemen,say hello to J-J-J-Jasmine! 141 00:07:18,547 --> 00:07:20,667 Remember her? 142 00:07:20,667 --> 00:07:23,717 So,a while back,we discovered the most amazing thing: 143 00:07:23,717 --> 00:07:28,287 Lily had a doppelganger who was a Russian stripper. 144 00:07:28,997 --> 00:07:30,567 Look at her,Ted. 145 00:07:30,567 --> 00:07:32,817 She's just like old,less-good Lily, 146 00:07:32,817 --> 00:07:35,957 but instead of bossing us around,she shows us her boobs. 147 00:07:35,957 --> 00:07:37,727 No touching. 148 00:07:37,727 --> 00:07:42,027 Okay,a little bossing us around. I call her Better Lily. 149 00:07:42,027 --> 00:07:45,037 Hey,Better Lily,please dance for my friend. 150 00:07:45,037 --> 00:07:49,527 Barney,I don't need a lap dance. I need to talk to my friends. 151 00:07:49,937 --> 00:07:53,627 Who says you can't do both? Talk to her. She's got ears. 152 00:07:53,627 --> 00:07:55,877 Yes,she does have ears. 153 00:07:55,877 --> 00:07:59,607 You want to touch my girlfriend's boobs? 50 bucks. 154 00:07:59,607 --> 00:08:03,367 Wait-- Better Lily is dating this behemoth? 155 00:08:03,367 --> 00:08:05,237 Sound like anyone you know? 156 00:08:05,237 --> 00:08:07,357 That's New Marshall. 157 00:08:07,357 --> 00:08:09,917 This is our gang now. 158 00:08:23,187 --> 00:08:25,397 Hey,guys,Ted again. 159 00:08:25,397 --> 00:08:27,407 Starting to think you forgot about me. 160 00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:29,757 Or replaced me with some cool neighbor. 161 00:08:29,757 --> 00:08:32,657 What's his name?! I'm totally kidding. 162 00:08:32,657 --> 00:08:35,897 Anyway,uh... just trying to remember what your faces look like. 163 00:08:35,897 --> 00:08:38,037 Ted,when they serve alcohol at a strip club, 164 00:08:38,037 --> 00:08:40,007 you're not allowed to show your vagina. 165 00:08:40,007 --> 00:08:43,137 100 bucks,and you will see the world,my friend. 166 00:08:43,137 --> 00:08:45,437 They're already ignoring my calls? 167 00:08:45,437 --> 00:08:46,947 Look,I'm realistic. 168 00:08:46,947 --> 00:08:49,337 I knew I'd have to get used to going to the dentist alone, 169 00:08:49,337 --> 00:08:51,887 but I didn't think they'd cut me out completely. 170 00:08:51,887 --> 00:08:54,497 If they don't need us,we don't need them. 171 00:08:54,497 --> 00:08:56,997 Yes! Finally! 172 00:08:56,997 --> 00:08:59,447 By the way,did you see how she opened that bottle? 173 00:09:03,207 --> 00:09:06,307 Lights out in the suburbs is... is really dark. 174 00:09:06,307 --> 00:09:08,897 - Where's the fuse box? - I don't know. 175 00:09:08,897 --> 00:09:11,627 I know where it is. 176 00:09:11,627 --> 00:09:15,657 Maybe I could fix it for you,if I wasn't so busy packing. 177 00:09:15,657 --> 00:09:18,057 You know what? I bet the fuse box is in the basement. 178 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:21,017 I'll just... I'll go find it myself. How hard can it be? 179 00:09:22,367 --> 00:09:25,257 As hard as that desk you just walked into? 180 00:09:28,187 --> 00:09:29,937 Good burn,Mickey. 181 00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:32,917 You deserve a little nightstand fudge for that one. 182 00:09:33,977 --> 00:09:36,257 Where do I look? I mean,I can't look at her chest. 183 00:09:36,257 --> 00:09:39,067 Damn it! I just did. Maybe Robin didn't notice. 184 00:09:39,067 --> 00:09:42,237 Man,he's really up in those jugs. 185 00:09:42,237 --> 00:09:46,457 - Shake it,baby! - A playa's gotta play! 186 00:09:46,457 --> 00:09:49,877 This is weird. I'll just look her in the eyes. 187 00:09:50,587 --> 00:09:53,597 Is he falling in love with this stripper? 188 00:09:53,597 --> 00:09:55,557 Quick,do something cool. 189 00:09:55,857 --> 00:09:58,877 - Make it rain,son! - Money ain't no thang! 190 00:09:58,877 --> 00:10:01,347 Damn it,there was a 20 in there. 191 00:10:09,497 --> 00:10:11,507 Hello,Mr. Eriksen. 192 00:10:11,507 --> 00:10:15,217 From the sound of the wind chimes,I hear you've made it to the first floor. 193 00:10:15,217 --> 00:10:17,097 Okay... you know what,Mickey? 194 00:10:17,097 --> 00:10:21,217 You can save the creepy game master routine. 195 00:10:21,947 --> 00:10:23,937 It's only kind of terrifying me. 196 00:10:23,937 --> 00:10:26,557 Oh,but the game has just begun. 197 00:10:26,557 --> 00:10:29,457 I call it "Try Not to Bang into All the Furniture and Stuff on Your Way 198 00:10:29,457 --> 00:10:33,037 to the Fuse Box in the Basement,Marshall. 199 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:35,527 " That's just a working title. 200 00:10:37,527 --> 00:10:40,787 Got a little boob glitter on your eyebrow,Mac Daddy. 201 00:10:40,787 --> 00:10:42,547 Straight pimpin'. 202 00:10:42,887 --> 00:10:44,877 Barney,you got a little bit,too. 203 00:10:45,597 --> 00:10:47,387 Where? 204 00:10:48,777 --> 00:10:50,487 - Did I get it? - Yeah,you got it. 205 00:10:50,487 --> 00:10:52,567 Who needs Marshall and Lily? 206 00:10:52,567 --> 00:10:56,847 We got a new gang,and we're all going to hang out together forever. 207 00:10:56,847 --> 00:10:59,117 My shift is done. Good-bye. 208 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:00,567 Wait,stop! 209 00:11:00,567 --> 00:11:03,667 Technically,this song's not over,so we still own you. 210 00:11:03,667 --> 00:11:07,247 Plus we're best friends! Where to next? 211 00:11:07,247 --> 00:11:11,417 We go to underground poker game in mostly-abandoned insane asylum. 212 00:11:11,417 --> 00:11:14,937 Yes! This is gonna be awesome, 213 00:11:14,937 --> 00:11:17,677 and when it is, I want you all to remember who led you there: 214 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:21,387 Barney Stinson,new group leader. 215 00:11:33,257 --> 00:11:35,727 I'm winning all your chippies! 216 00:11:37,557 --> 00:11:41,417 - Let's not drink when we're... - I'm thirsty; it's good. It's good. 217 00:11:42,447 --> 00:11:47,537 Marshall,I just remembered I saw a box of matches in the drawer by the trash can. 218 00:11:47,537 --> 00:11:49,267 Okay,thanks,baby. 219 00:11:57,257 --> 00:11:59,437 Lily,I can't find them. 220 00:11:59,837 --> 00:12:01,927 Looking for these? 221 00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:04,807 Oh,right,you can't see me. 222 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:08,957 Um,well,I'm burning the matches you so desperately need. 223 00:12:18,337 --> 00:12:21,687 Mickey... guess who found the basement stairs? 224 00:12:21,687 --> 00:12:26,047 I'll be down at that fuse box in no time,and when I get there, 225 00:12:26,047 --> 00:12:31,097 I'm sure that I'll figure out how fuse boxes work,so it'll be fine. 226 00:12:31,097 --> 00:12:34,217 Hey,Marshall,I know I've been messing with you, 227 00:12:34,217 --> 00:12:36,387 but seriously,that second step,don't... 228 00:12:36,387 --> 00:12:38,497 I don't want to hear it,Mickey. 229 00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:46,137 Oh,my knee! 230 00:12:47,657 --> 00:12:50,037 And watch out for my drum set. 231 00:12:52,007 --> 00:12:54,517 I win again! I was bluffing. 232 00:12:54,517 --> 00:12:56,897 I didn't even have enough cards. 233 00:12:59,887 --> 00:13:01,287 Ted,please stop winning. 234 00:13:01,287 --> 00:13:03,777 Hey,look,it's the New York City skyline. 235 00:13:03,777 --> 00:13:06,967 * We built Chip City Uh,uh! 236 00:13:06,967 --> 00:13:10,427 * We built Chip City on all your dough * 237 00:13:10,427 --> 00:13:12,607 * Built Chip City Hit it! * 238 00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:20,207 You know Butterfly-knife. 239 00:13:20,207 --> 00:13:22,957 I'd expect this from Face Tattoo... 240 00:13:22,957 --> 00:13:26,427 or Jagged Cheek Scar,or Larry, 241 00:13:27,497 --> 00:13:28,557 but not you. 242 00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:29,977 Why don't I get nickname? 243 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:33,337 Because you have too many things,Larry. You get one thing! 244 00:13:39,517 --> 00:13:42,757 See,that's why you bring New Marshall. 245 00:13:49,327 --> 00:13:53,137 We go to party in slaughterhouse. You come? 246 00:13:53,137 --> 00:13:55,057 Please,God,no. 247 00:13:55,057 --> 00:14:00,037 Don't let me be in charge of the gang anymore. 248 00:14:00,537 --> 00:14:05,427 I can't believe Dr. Kevin doesn't remember me from our sessions three years ago. 249 00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:08,987 Is that the lunatic that stabbed all those prison guards? 250 00:14:08,987 --> 00:14:12,407 We gotta hit that party! I'll never find love. 251 00:14:12,407 --> 00:14:14,717 We got to hit that party! 252 00:14:14,717 --> 00:14:16,767 Sweet. 253 00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:20,217 Lily? 254 00:14:20,217 --> 00:14:23,827 I think we made a mistake moving out to the suburbs. 255 00:14:23,827 --> 00:14:25,867 I miss our home. 256 00:14:25,867 --> 00:14:28,917 I miss our booth with our friends. 257 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:34,117 And I'm pretty sure I have a drumstick... 258 00:14:34,117 --> 00:14:36,407 somewhere bad. 259 00:14:36,407 --> 00:14:38,987 Dad,why are you acting like this? 260 00:14:38,987 --> 00:14:40,907 Well,I was just trying to be helpful, 261 00:14:40,907 --> 00:14:43,337 but you guys want me out by the Fourth of July. 262 00:14:43,337 --> 00:14:44,837 Tomorrow. 263 00:14:45,377 --> 00:14:49,837 You know what a helpful father,not to mention grandfather,might do? 264 00:14:49,837 --> 00:14:52,877 Get these lights back on. 265 00:14:58,127 --> 00:15:01,397 Okay,Marshall,listen up. I'm gonna get you to that fuse box. 266 00:15:01,397 --> 00:15:04,407 Can't you just come down here and do it for me,please? 267 00:15:04,407 --> 00:15:06,587 I don't know anything about this house. 268 00:15:06,587 --> 00:15:11,197 No,Marshall... you don't know anything about your house. 269 00:15:15,517 --> 00:15:17,907 All right,we got a lot of work to do. 270 00:15:17,907 --> 00:15:22,967 Wait here,we get you on VPI list for party. 271 00:15:22,967 --> 00:15:27,557 You give us,uh,$200 per person. Cover charge. 272 00:15:27,557 --> 00:15:29,677 That's pretty steep for a cover charge. 273 00:15:29,677 --> 00:15:31,747 Is very good party. 274 00:15:31,747 --> 00:15:36,727 Is party for,uh,New York "Yunkees" and Coca-Cola. 275 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:39,997 Oh,my God. A Coca-Cola Yankees party? 276 00:15:39,997 --> 00:15:42,627 That sounds like a real thing. 277 00:15:44,937 --> 00:15:47,337 Okay,now,Marshall,take three steps forward, 278 00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:50,447 while ducking underneath the broken ceiling fan. 279 00:15:51,427 --> 00:15:54,937 Now look to your left and spit. 280 00:15:56,377 --> 00:15:59,087 That's the water heater. Want to stay away from that. 281 00:15:59,087 --> 00:16:03,127 That baby is hotter than the Widow Rodriguez in a unitard. 282 00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:07,767 Okay,now past the washer and dryer is the hardest part. 283 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:10,407 You're gonna have to belly-crawl underneath the ping-pong table 284 00:16:10,407 --> 00:16:13,757 - and don't so much as nudge it. - Why not? 285 00:16:13,757 --> 00:16:18,417 Because there are 900 dominos set up in the shape of Barbara Eden. 286 00:16:18,417 --> 00:16:21,227 Big,big I Dream Of Jeannie fan. 287 00:16:25,597 --> 00:16:27,007 I'm clear. 288 00:16:31,787 --> 00:16:33,917 I don't know what that sound is,Mickey. 289 00:16:33,917 --> 00:16:36,267 That's the sound of Barbara Eden never banging me. 290 00:16:36,267 --> 00:16:37,537 That's what that is. 291 00:16:37,537 --> 00:16:39,807 Dad,get it back. 292 00:16:39,807 --> 00:16:41,957 Come on. 293 00:16:43,807 --> 00:16:49,217 Okay,Marshall,take three steps forward,and you should be at the fuse box. 294 00:16:49,737 --> 00:16:51,877 Do you think he made it? 295 00:16:55,117 --> 00:16:56,677 I did it! 296 00:16:56,677 --> 00:16:59,987 No,Marshall... you did it. 297 00:17:02,537 --> 00:17:06,947 Fun fact: that night inspired Mickey's one and only successful board game-- 298 00:17:06,947 --> 00:17:10,497 * With splintery floorboards and rusty nails * 299 00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:14,417 * Make sure you don't get impaled * 300 00:17:15,177 --> 00:17:16,217 * Lites Out! * 301 00:17:16,217 --> 00:17:19,097 Brought to you by Aldrin Games! 302 00:17:19,757 --> 00:17:23,127 Well,judging from how many clients that hooker has serviced, 303 00:17:23,127 --> 00:17:25,247 I'd say we've been here almost an hour. 304 00:17:25,247 --> 00:17:27,337 Ted,we've been robbed. 305 00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:30,157 Better Lily and New Marshall would never rob us. 306 00:17:30,157 --> 00:17:32,087 They're our best friends. 307 00:17:37,727 --> 00:17:39,317 Damn it,Ted. 308 00:17:39,317 --> 00:17:42,137 New Marshall is an escaped zoo bear 309 00:17:42,137 --> 00:17:44,577 and the only thing that Better Lily is better at than our Lily 310 00:17:44,577 --> 00:17:46,897 is over-the-pants hand stuff. 311 00:17:46,897 --> 00:17:48,887 I'm assuming. 312 00:17:48,887 --> 00:17:53,357 I'll admit it. I can't lead this group. We need Marshall and Lily. 313 00:17:53,357 --> 00:17:55,537 But they're gone,aren't they? 314 00:17:55,537 --> 00:17:57,737 I mean,it'll go from seeing them a couple times a week, 315 00:17:57,737 --> 00:18:02,227 to a couple times a month,and then it'll just be holiday parties. 316 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:07,077 Then the years pass,and you find out Marshall's dead, 317 00:18:07,077 --> 00:18:09,267 and you're there for Lily emotionally at first, 318 00:18:09,267 --> 00:18:12,467 but then it becomes sexual,and you feel guilty, 319 00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:14,997 but maybe that guilt just makes it dirtier and better... 320 00:18:14,997 --> 00:18:19,087 No,I won't let that happen. Especially that last part. 321 00:18:19,087 --> 00:18:21,627 Look,I know I've been a little drunk and naive tonight, 322 00:18:21,627 --> 00:18:22,797 but here's what's gonna happen. 323 00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:25,997 First,we're gonna leave a note for Better Lily and Arvydas,they're worriers. 324 00:18:25,997 --> 00:18:26,847 Oh,buddy. 325 00:18:26,847 --> 00:18:30,537 Then,we're gonna go see Only Marshall and One-Of-A-Kind Lily 326 00:18:30,537 --> 00:18:33,727 because they're our best friends and they're only 46 minutes away. 327 00:18:33,727 --> 00:18:34,837 Are you with me? 328 00:18:34,837 --> 00:18:37,447 Kind of resent the power grab,but okay,let's go! 329 00:18:37,447 --> 00:18:39,857 Hey,do you want to come to Long Island with us? 330 00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:43,167 Uh,well,still a few more hours before the sun comes up. 331 00:18:43,167 --> 00:18:44,917 So... 332 00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:46,367 - No. - No? 333 00:18:46,367 --> 00:18:48,087 Is that bad? 334 00:18:48,087 --> 00:18:50,317 No,it's great. 335 00:18:50,317 --> 00:18:53,697 Ooh,that felt so good. I hate doing things and going anywhere! 336 00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:56,017 Oh,new experiences suck! 337 00:18:56,017 --> 00:18:58,567 While we're at it,I hate high-fiving you! 338 00:18:58,567 --> 00:19:02,917 I know. We're adults who are sleeping together,not teens pledging a frat. 339 00:19:08,557 --> 00:19:11,337 Oh,man,I really liked the high-five. 340 00:19:12,257 --> 00:19:16,157 The next morning,Marshall and Lily woke up to a surprise. 341 00:19:21,897 --> 00:19:25,297 Hey,what are... what are you guys doing here? 342 00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:29,277 Just wanted to make sure this key worked. 343 00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:31,567 We missed you. 344 00:19:31,567 --> 00:19:33,827 Give mama a hug. 345 00:19:36,707 --> 00:19:40,277 Don't check your voicemail. Y-You might have a couple weird ones. 346 00:19:40,277 --> 00:19:44,797 You hear this?! This is the sound of me moving on. 347 00:19:48,817 --> 00:19:51,767 Yeah,I'm a stripper. 348 00:19:53,057 --> 00:19:56,797 Okay,who wants pancakes? 349 00:19:57,327 --> 00:20:01,337 Which two of you want pancakes? I'll make more. 350 00:20:01,337 --> 00:20:02,627 Oh,good-good-good,'cause I want pancakes. 351 00:20:02,627 --> 00:20:05,047 - There you go. - Thank you,okay. 352 00:20:05,047 --> 00:20:06,337 Enjoy them. 353 00:20:06,337 --> 00:20:09,907 Hey,honey,look,I'm sorry I was a jerk before. Okay? 354 00:20:09,907 --> 00:20:13,827 I'll leave right after breakfast. I'll crash with some friends. 355 00:20:13,827 --> 00:20:16,287 Dad,you know what? You can stay. 356 00:20:16,287 --> 00:20:18,977 Oh,thank God. I got no friends. 357 00:20:18,977 --> 00:20:20,977 I'll be here two weeks,tops. 358 00:20:20,977 --> 00:20:23,057 It wasn't two weeks. 359 00:20:24,127 --> 00:20:27,867 Would the five of us always live within a few minutes of that booth? 360 00:20:27,867 --> 00:20:32,547 No,that's life,kids,but here's what I discovered. 361 00:20:32,547 --> 00:20:35,947 Our booth was wherever the five of us were together. 362 00:20:41,937 --> 00:20:45,287 That's right,Widow Rodriguez. Stretch it. 363 00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:48,557 Work those gams. Ooh,yeah. 364 00:20:48,557 --> 00:20:53,017 Grab that left arm. Clutch that chest. 365 00:20:53,017 --> 00:20:55,317 Fall down really fast. 366 00:20:55,317 --> 00:20:58,167 Oh,my God! Somebody call 911! 367 00:20:58,167 --> 00:20:59,657 how.i.met.your.mother S07E14