1 00:01:03,437 --> 00:01:05,189 There's a thief! 2 00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:06,899 Get the thief! 3 00:01:26,168 --> 00:01:27,628 There's a thief! 4 00:01:28,129 --> 00:01:29,630 Thief! 5 00:01:30,298 --> 00:01:31,549 Stop! 6 00:02:45,414 --> 00:02:46,666 Happy Birthday! 7 00:02:48,584 --> 00:02:50,086 Happy Birthday! 8 00:02:51,295 --> 00:02:52,296 Sammo Hung! 9 00:02:55,132 --> 00:02:57,968 - They're kissing! - Harder! 10 00:03:05,142 --> 00:03:07,561 - You're not Sammo Hung! - He's not Sammo Hung?! 11 00:03:07,728 --> 00:03:08,729 Thief! 12 00:03:10,481 --> 00:03:13,484 - Get him! - Catch the thief! 13 00:03:15,403 --> 00:03:16,946 He's gone upstairs! 14 00:03:18,114 --> 00:03:19,198 Stop! 15 00:03:41,595 --> 00:03:43,055 How's that for timing? 16 00:03:53,441 --> 00:03:54,900 PROSTITUTION IS STILL LOVE AFTER ALL 17 00:03:55,109 --> 00:03:58,028 - DIFFICULT PATH ALWAYS LEADS TO INTIMACY - We refuse to be the parasites of society. 18 00:03:58,237 --> 00:04:00,406 We refuse to benefit from the hard work of others. 19 00:04:00,614 --> 00:04:04,201 We're only providing a bit of comfort to those who are down and out. 20 00:04:04,869 --> 00:04:05,911 Great! 21 00:04:06,454 --> 00:04:09,457 Iask you, what can be so despicable about manual labour? 22 00:04:10,207 --> 00:04:12,918 Iask you, is it a sin to work for the welfare of one's family? 23 00:04:13,461 --> 00:04:14,462 No! 24 00:04:14,628 --> 00:04:16,380 I want to appeal to all Hong Kong citizens: 25 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:19,383 -all careers in entertainment are egual! - That's right! 26 00:04:19,717 --> 00:04:21,844 Legalising prostitution is the public's constitution. 27 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:23,804 Curly's really great! 28 00:04:24,013 --> 00:04:25,014 Really great. 29 00:04:26,682 --> 00:04:28,184 We need to stand up as real men. 30 00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:30,978 Come and go as we please, bravely advance forth! 31 00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:33,189 Great! 32 00:04:40,738 --> 00:04:41,989 Brother Jack. 33 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:43,616 You want to bribe me? 34 00:04:43,866 --> 00:04:46,452 I live my life by the principle of not having tea with both sides. 35 00:04:46,660 --> 00:04:48,329 - But... - Say no more! 36 00:04:48,537 --> 00:04:51,707 Today we hold a demonstration. Tomorrow we lodge a complaint to UMELCO. 37 00:04:51,916 --> 00:04:53,709 The day after we protest at Government House. 38 00:04:53,918 --> 00:04:56,587 The situation is like this! You can imagine the conseguences! 39 00:04:56,879 --> 00:04:59,048 Really wasting my time talking to you. 40 00:04:59,256 --> 00:05:01,258 Even $3000 is not enough to bribe him. Junkie Ming! 41 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:03,594 We protesi! 42 00:05:05,137 --> 00:05:06,931 We protest...! 43 00:05:08,015 --> 00:05:09,600 Three in arow! Three in a row, alright? 44 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:12,561 More than three, and they'II accuse us of unlawful assembly. 45 00:05:12,728 --> 00:05:14,063 Get in line now! 46 00:05:14,230 --> 00:05:15,731 - Move! - Three in a rOW...! 47 00:05:16,148 --> 00:05:17,399 Line up now...! 48 00:05:17,608 --> 00:05:19,735 That's right. Line up just like that. 49 00:05:19,944 --> 00:05:22,404 We're against the unjustified dismissal of our fellow workers. 50 00:05:22,613 --> 00:05:24,698 - We want a resolution! - What? 51 00:05:25,282 --> 00:05:26,283 What's that? 52 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:29,203 What is it, man? What you doing? Why are you sgueezing me? What d'ya want? 53 00:05:29,411 --> 00:05:31,664 Yes! Sure! Sure! | khow what to do. 54 00:05:33,415 --> 00:05:36,085 Brother Jack said we don't need to show respect for these employers. 55 00:05:36,293 --> 00:05:38,796 Brother Jack says we can trash this factory! 56 00:05:39,046 --> 00:05:41,090 - Hey...! - OK, OK... I khow. 57 00:05:41,298 --> 00:05:44,134 Brother Jack told me to beat him up right now! 58 00:05:44,343 --> 00:05:46,053 'M going to beat you up nOW...! 59 00:05:48,639 --> 00:05:50,307 Stop the fight, stop it! 60 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:52,393 Hey, stop the fight! 61 00:05:54,895 --> 00:05:56,605 Sir, it's not my fault. 62 00:05:56,814 --> 00:05:59,316 Waell, it's not my fault either. Sit tight! 63 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:46,280 Hey mate, please clean that yellow car also. 64 00:06:46,697 --> 00:06:48,449 Thanks, 'Il be back soon. 65 00:07:10,638 --> 00:07:12,139 Where's my key? 66 00:07:16,810 --> 00:07:18,062 Damn it! 67 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:51,637 You're out of luck. 68 00:08:21,291 --> 00:08:22,960 You've got some nerve! 69 00:08:33,762 --> 00:08:36,140 Freeze! You don't get the firing sguad for stealing a wheel. 70 00:08:36,348 --> 00:08:38,892 I can be a very cooperative citizen. Sir. 71 00:08:39,768 --> 00:08:41,228 Do it yourself, then. 72 00:08:45,816 --> 00:08:46,817 Done. 73 00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:50,195 This is evidence for court. 74 00:08:50,863 --> 00:08:52,114 Move it. 75 00:08:58,704 --> 00:09:01,290 Hey mate, do you have something more expensive? 76 00:09:01,582 --> 00:09:03,042 Yes... Just a moment, please. 77 00:09:03,250 --> 00:09:05,711 Excuse me, miss. Do you have an original strap for this watch? 78 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:07,337 -Yes. - Can I see it? 79 00:09:07,546 --> 00:09:09,548 - Please feel free to look around. - Sure. 80 00:09:15,179 --> 00:09:17,681 Sir? !'m sure you'll be more than happy with this watch. 81 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:20,642 This one...? Pretty good... 82 00:09:22,811 --> 00:09:24,063 Hey, Ol' Chan! 83 00:09:24,646 --> 00:09:26,231 I haven't seen you for ages! 84 00:09:29,151 --> 00:09:30,903 Fancy seeing you here! 85 00:09:32,362 --> 00:09:34,364 We're old buddies so why haven't you even called? 86 00:09:34,531 --> 00:09:37,159 Things must be going well for you. You haven't even looked me up! 87 00:09:40,788 --> 00:09:43,082 Fve already told you, that thing wasn't my fault-—- 88 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:46,794 I can't believe you just shot me! 89 00:09:50,506 --> 00:09:51,507 You...! 90 00:09:54,593 --> 00:09:57,096 - What's going On? - Don't look! Let's go. 91 00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:04,311 It's not my fault! 92 00:10:04,812 --> 00:10:06,563 Can you please Sshow me the diamond watch? 93 00:10:06,730 --> 00:10:07,731 Of course. 94 00:10:09,691 --> 00:10:11,318 P'm sure you'Il be happy with this one. 95 00:10:12,611 --> 00:10:14,113 This one's guite nice as well. 96 00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:17,783 - This is definitely your style. - Not bad. 97 00:10:23,997 --> 00:10:26,458 Hey! Old Chan! Haven't seen you in ages! 98 00:10:26,750 --> 00:10:28,210 Fancy seeing you here. 99 00:10:29,253 --> 00:10:30,295 How are you? 100 00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:36,593 Hey! I told you not to open fire! 101 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:38,929 Fve already told you, that thing wasn't my fault-—- 102 00:10:40,347 --> 00:10:43,851 Don't move! This is a robbery! Don't move! 103 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:49,064 I told you not to move! FIl shoot you dead, yknow?! 104 00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:52,693 Don't move! Get down! 105 00:10:54,903 --> 00:10:56,655 Get amove on! Let's scram! 106 00:11:01,743 --> 00:11:05,247 Mister, are you OK? Mister? 107 00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:09,001 Fm fine. FIl put on some gentian violet wWhen I get home. 108 00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:11,295 Oh, no! You're bleeding guite a bit. 109 00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:14,298 It's nothing, really. P'm guite used to bleeding. 110 00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:16,466 Officers, the robbers ran off in that direction. 111 00:11:16,633 --> 00:11:18,010 Come with me. 112 00:11:18,635 --> 00:11:20,137 You shouldn't be walking. 113 00:11:20,345 --> 00:11:22,181 - Hey, wWhat happened here? - He's been shot. 114 00:11:22,389 --> 00:11:23,891 Hey, call an ambulance. 115 00:11:24,099 --> 00:11:27,186 - I don't need an ambulance. - Don't worry, it's OK. Come with us. 116 00:11:27,394 --> 00:11:29,980 - "M really guite alright. - Let's go. 117 00:11:37,988 --> 00:11:40,991 Hey? Covered in blood from head to toe... What'd they get you for? 118 00:11:41,491 --> 00:11:42,868 Robbery. Is that OK? 119 00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:45,329 Of course not! If it was, you wouldn't have been arrested! 120 00:11:45,537 --> 00:11:46,788 Move it! 121 00:11:49,416 --> 00:11:51,001 What are you just standing there for? 122 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:53,503 Sir, the road's so narrow I have to be courteous. 123 00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:54,963 Let's go. 124 00:12:05,432 --> 00:12:08,644 Sir isin a good mood today. Otherwise you'd have bled to death already. 125 00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:10,938 - Sir— - “Si what? 126 00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:13,941 Confess guickly! How'd you get that counterfeit American note? 127 00:12:14,399 --> 00:12:16,109 I withdrew it fom my bank, sir. 128 00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:18,862 What's that? You withdrew counterfeit US dollars from the bank?! 129 00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:20,739 Sir, the money is not counterfeit. 130 00:12:20,948 --> 00:12:23,700 - What, it's real, then? - Yes. 131 00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:26,495 Now 'm not in such a good mood anymore. 132 00:12:27,412 --> 00:12:29,456 It's fake! | found it. 133 00:12:30,999 --> 00:12:32,960 Smart boy. You just saved your own life. 134 00:12:33,168 --> 00:12:35,337 If you just spoke up earlier, you wouldn't have had such a tough time. 135 00:12:35,545 --> 00:12:36,546 You wanna fool even me?! 136 00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:39,049 - It's like you want to suffer—- - 7086. 137 00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:42,052 Sir, he just confessed. 138 00:12:42,844 --> 00:12:44,638 Every single note is authentic. 139 00:12:44,846 --> 00:12:48,100 I already checked with the bank. He really did exchange 200,000 USD. 140 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:51,603 - And you beat him up like that-—- - Sir, FIl handle this! 141 00:13:02,614 --> 00:13:05,617 Sir, he agrees that today's events never happened. 142 00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:08,245 Hold it. 143 00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:13,083 7086, you're off the counterfeit case. Fve already sent an undercover cop. 144 00:13:14,209 --> 00:13:17,212 - Sir, is there another case for me, then? - Yes. 145 00:13:17,504 --> 00:13:19,506 Arrest the litterbugs in the park. 146 00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:24,136 Why am I having such bad luck? 147 00:13:29,182 --> 00:13:30,684 I was too impulsive. 148 00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:34,938 Fm the oldest. I should be the 'elder' of the pack, right? 149 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:37,649 - Pm second in line. - Fm third, then. 150 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:40,652 - Fm fourth. - Then FII be the fifth. 151 00:13:42,779 --> 00:13:44,781 From noW On, we're together through thick and thin. 152 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:47,409 - Right! - Who'll volunteer to clean the toilets? 153 00:13:47,617 --> 00:13:48,618 Him! 154 00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:08,055 The air's just different on the other side of the wall. 155 00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:10,807 What's wrong with you? Asthma? 156 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,893 Just getting used to the outside air! 157 00:14:13,101 --> 00:14:16,063 I don't think you'Il ever get used to it. Why don't you get back in there? 158 00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:20,817 Now, F'm just telling you like it is: don't follow us! 159 00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:24,279 - Let's go... - Let's wait for Teapot. 160 00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:26,239 - No. Let's not. - Come on, let's-—- 161 00:14:29,701 --> 00:14:31,578 You're right, we should go now. 162 00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:33,789 Hey... Cmon! You're gonna treat me like this? 163 00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:36,500 Let him come along. 164 00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:38,835 Just look at you... 165 00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:40,545 Put this on. 166 00:15:15,705 --> 00:15:16,706 Boss. 167 00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:50,740 Fve told you not to speak to me in English. 168 00:15:51,658 --> 00:15:52,659 Dad. 169 00:16:04,045 --> 00:16:06,298 Are you still carrying on with the chauffeur? 170 00:16:06,506 --> 00:16:09,342 No. We were waiting for your release to get married. 171 00:16:11,511 --> 00:16:12,804 Future Father-in-law. 172 00:16:32,532 --> 00:16:34,034 Pfft... Why so jealous? 173 00:16:34,242 --> 00:16:36,953 We've just gotta be better than him the next time we're released! 174 00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,163 Take this! 175 00:16:41,708 --> 00:16:42,709 Hey! 176 00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:46,379 You have to hail a bus with your legs these days? 177 00:16:46,796 --> 00:16:48,048 Here! Let me try. 178 00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:07,859 A flat?! 179 00:17:12,113 --> 00:17:13,740 Buddy, it was meant to be. 180 00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:16,451 - Fancy picking up five passengers here. - Hey...! 181 00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:31,758 When bad stuff comes, you can't even get out of the way. 182 00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:32,968 What can you do? 183 00:17:33,134 --> 00:17:35,929 FIl pick up some pomelo leaves at the market and boil it with water. 184 00:17:36,137 --> 00:17:37,430 Give the whole car a good scrub. 185 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,150 Sing, Tien Gow later today? 186 00:17:49,734 --> 00:17:52,779 Count me out! My luck's even worse today than if I saw some nuns! 187 00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:54,281 No way! 188 00:17:54,489 --> 00:17:57,993 Don't believe me? Come take a look. I guarantee you can't miss it. 189 00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:00,579 All of them have “Con' etched onto their forehead. 190 00:18:07,335 --> 00:18:09,838 What're you honking at? Rushing off to do time or something?! 191 00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:24,144 So Curly, wWhat'd they get you for? 192 00:18:24,352 --> 00:18:26,730 Nothing serious. I was riding in a minibus. 193 00:18:26,938 --> 00:18:28,356 The driver was bitching on and on. 194 00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:31,234 I gabbed him out of the bus and just stabbed him a couple of times. 195 00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:32,694 That got me three years. 196 00:18:33,361 --> 00:18:35,989 It was a bigger stitch-up for me! The guy just looked at me-—- 197 00:18:36,197 --> 00:18:38,617 I punched his eye out! I did two years for that. 198 00:18:39,951 --> 00:18:41,911 Speaking of, throwing acid's a better deal. 199 00:18:42,078 --> 00:18:44,289 That time I poured a bucketful over the driver's head. 200 00:18:44,497 --> 00:18:45,832 Only had to do a year and a half! 201 00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:48,960 Oh... Then you got a better deal than me. 202 00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:51,129 Lalso used acid, but I was in there for ten years. 203 00:18:51,588 --> 00:18:52,839 Ten years?! 204 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:54,841 Where did you pour it on him?! 205 00:18:55,258 --> 00:18:58,053 I didn't pour it on him. I just forced him to drink it! 206 00:19:01,139 --> 00:19:04,017 Doesn't matter how long you get. If you're up yourself, you gotta die! 207 00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:05,518 Don't let them off easy. 208 00:19:05,685 --> 00:19:08,146 How many years do you think you'd get for setting a minibus on fire? 209 00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:11,816 Driver pal? Got a light? 210 00:19:11,983 --> 00:19:13,735 Alight? | don't...! 211 00:19:17,155 --> 00:19:19,282 Enough about that. Gets me all riled up. 212 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,534 Hey, Curly? Do any minibuses stop at your place? 213 00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:24,496 There didn't used to be any. Don't khow about now, though. 214 00:19:24,704 --> 00:19:27,248 - How do you get there, then? - Take aleftup ahead. 215 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,501 And then a right, 216 00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:33,505 and then straight over that puddle. 217 00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:37,092 Then stop right here! 218 00:19:41,262 --> 00:19:42,514 How much, brother? 219 00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:44,683 On the four seas, all are brothers, right? 220 00:19:44,891 --> 00:19:47,394 - It's alright... - Thank you very much. 221 00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:54,401 Couldn't tell that you're this well-off. 222 00:19:54,609 --> 00:19:56,111 It's not mine. It's my uncle's place. 223 00:19:56,277 --> 00:19:58,780 My uncle and his family have all gone to Canada to wash dishes. 224 00:19:58,988 --> 00:20:00,031 Fm just house-sitting. 225 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:03,618 But my uncle is 79 now, and childless, so it'Il all be mine soon. 226 00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:10,083 Make yourself at home. There's beer in the fridge. 227 00:20:10,291 --> 00:20:12,544 Sis! Sis! 228 00:20:16,005 --> 00:20:17,966 Hey, wWhat do you think Curly's sister's like? 229 00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:19,718 Just look at him, and you know. 230 00:20:19,884 --> 00:20:20,885 Hey. 231 00:20:21,761 --> 00:20:22,762 Thanks. 232 00:20:22,929 --> 00:20:24,931 Not necessarily. You never khow. 233 00:20:29,102 --> 00:20:30,812 Hey, Curly, come over here. 234 00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:32,188 What do you want? 235 00:20:32,897 --> 00:20:35,900 Let me ask you something. And you have to tell it like it is. 236 00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:37,402 Go ahead. 237 00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:39,696 Are you related to your sister biologically? 238 00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:41,906 Yes. 239 00:20:45,034 --> 00:20:47,537 - What's wrong? - Nothing, nothing. 240 00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:52,584 Hey, so there's no hope, then? 241 00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:55,462 - Hey, wWhat are you up to? - What's up? 242 00:20:55,628 --> 00:20:57,380 Nothing. Just going to the loo. 243 00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:05,096 - What's going On? - What's wrong? 244 00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:07,307 Nothing. My sister just frfeaked me out. 245 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,311 Hey, they've been together for so long and she still freaks him out? 246 00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:12,854 We'd better be mentally prepared. 247 00:21:13,062 --> 00:21:14,063 That's enough. 248 00:21:14,230 --> 00:21:16,065 We'II just have to be polite when we meet her. 249 00:21:17,817 --> 00:21:19,778 - Everyone's here? - They're all here. 250 00:21:21,112 --> 00:21:22,614 Dinnertime. Take a seat! 251 00:21:28,411 --> 00:21:30,413 Actually, God is really fair. 252 00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:34,334 Beautiful girls usually can't cook, and girls wWho can cook are probably not-—- 253 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,799 - Greet the uncles. - Uncles. 254 00:21:41,007 --> 00:21:42,759 She's talking to you. Say something! 255 00:21:42,967 --> 00:21:44,177 The name's Lin. 256 00:21:44,677 --> 00:21:46,179 But you can just call me Vaseline. 257 00:21:49,098 --> 00:21:50,600 Hey, take a seat. 258 00:21:55,104 --> 00:21:58,149 Hey...! Don't go dreaming too big! 259 00:21:58,358 --> 00:22:01,236 Hey, let me ask you another guestion. What was your father's profession? 260 00:22:01,444 --> 00:22:02,695 He was a sailor. 261 00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:05,490 - Oh...! - No wonder, then. 262 00:22:07,033 --> 00:22:08,618 - There's a burglar! - What?! 263 00:22:11,079 --> 00:22:13,081 - What happened? - There's a burglar. 264 00:22:16,584 --> 00:22:18,837 He's not a burglar, he's Teapot. 265 00:22:19,295 --> 00:22:20,797 It's nothing. Let's go. 266 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,802 - My name is Teapot. - P' m SOrry. 267 00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:28,847 Don't apologise. It's a natural reflex to take him for a burglar. 268 00:22:29,055 --> 00:22:30,849 Right. Did you hurt your leg from kicking him? 269 00:22:31,057 --> 00:22:32,058 Yeah... 270 00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:33,518 Are you OK? 271 00:22:34,018 --> 00:22:35,979 Fm fine, even though I drew the short straw. 272 00:22:36,187 --> 00:22:38,731 It's alright, it's just a misunderstanding. Let's eat. 273 00:22:40,483 --> 00:22:41,734 Let's get some rice. 274 00:22:45,738 --> 00:22:46,781 What's wrong with you lot? 275 00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:48,783 You don't line up for dinner at home! 276 00:22:48,992 --> 00:22:49,993 Yeah. 277 00:23:05,258 --> 00:23:06,509 Thank you. 278 00:23:11,681 --> 00:23:12,849 Thanks. 279 00:23:13,933 --> 00:23:16,185 Hey, go ahead, help yourselves. 280 00:23:17,687 --> 00:23:18,938 Thank you. 281 00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:24,861 Thank you. 282 00:23:40,001 --> 00:23:41,753 She can get it herself. 283 00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:52,847 Thank you. 284 00:23:57,977 --> 00:23:58,978 Here. 285 00:24:14,661 --> 00:24:16,996 - Are the goods ready? - It'sall done. 286 00:24:36,182 --> 00:24:38,184 Boss, can you tell which one is real? 287 00:24:40,687 --> 00:24:42,855 - The one in the middle. - Boss, that's wrong. 288 00:24:45,817 --> 00:24:48,027 - The top one, then. - Boss, that's wrong. 289 00:24:49,237 --> 00:24:50,738 All three are fake. 290 00:24:52,615 --> 00:24:53,616 Come here. 291 00:24:59,205 --> 00:25:01,457 Don't you make a fool of me again. 292 00:25:12,343 --> 00:25:14,762 But you did well on this job. 293 00:25:24,230 --> 00:25:26,399 Now, F'm just telling you like it is: don't follow us! 294 00:25:26,607 --> 00:25:29,402 C'mon, nOW...! You guys told me to wear this thing! 295 00:25:29,610 --> 00:25:32,238 What's with all the whining? My old man's uniform is embarrassing?! 296 00:25:32,613 --> 00:25:34,991 I didn't say that. You're the ones who think it's ugly. 297 00:25:35,742 --> 00:25:38,161 It's kind of ugly, but it suits you, though. 298 00:25:39,912 --> 00:25:42,498 You mustn't be ashamed! Life's all about inner beauty proclaimed! 299 00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:44,500 Yeah... Jack doesn't actually mean anything by that. 300 00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:47,253 He's just saying you don't look good on the outside. That's about it. 301 00:25:48,212 --> 00:25:49,380 Stop bickering. Let's go. 302 00:25:52,091 --> 00:25:54,385 - Hands off. - He'S no fun... 303 00:25:54,594 --> 00:25:56,387 Can't even put my arms around her shoulders! 304 00:25:56,596 --> 00:25:58,556 Of course! Curly Jack thinks you two are pervs! 305 00:25:58,765 --> 00:26:00,683 You offend people as soon as you open your mouth. 306 00:26:00,892 --> 00:26:02,727 What do you mean “thinks'? They definitely are! 307 00:26:02,935 --> 00:26:04,687 - They definitely are?! - Hey...! 308 00:26:09,192 --> 00:26:12,445 Hey... We've no chance with her brother always hanging around. 309 00:26:12,653 --> 00:26:14,947 - Just come up with a plan to lose him. - What's the plan? 310 00:26:15,156 --> 00:26:16,407 Come up with your own! 311 00:26:20,411 --> 00:26:25,166 Tonight, we, m-martial brothers-- No-- are selling... 312 00:26:26,542 --> 00:26:27,543 Selling medicine! 313 00:26:30,379 --> 00:26:33,382 Why don't I see Porky Wing and his martial sister, then? 314 00:26:34,592 --> 00:26:35,593 O-Our... 315 00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:37,762 Medicine! 316 00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:39,680 C-Can... 317 00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:43,768 Can cure all that ails you! 318 00:26:44,310 --> 00:26:45,311 -F... 319 00:26:45,478 --> 00:26:48,689 If nothing ails you, it Will strengthen your body! 320 00:26:48,898 --> 00:26:50,399 - Me? - Of course you. 321 00:26:50,608 --> 00:26:53,111 Smart guys plan, dumb guys act. Off you go. 322 00:26:53,736 --> 00:26:54,987 ...Strengthens your body. 323 00:26:55,196 --> 00:26:57,448 These martial artists usually sell fake medicine. 324 00:26:57,657 --> 00:26:58,658 Y-YoOur-—- 325 00:26:59,408 --> 00:27:02,161 Your entire body, every inch of it, will be strengthened! 326 00:27:03,204 --> 00:27:05,206 It i-iS— 327 00:27:06,999 --> 00:27:08,584 Itis small in size! 328 00:27:08,793 --> 00:27:11,045 But t-that-—- 329 00:27:11,754 --> 00:27:14,882 Makes it easy to take! Morning, noon and night. 330 00:27:15,091 --> 00:27:16,592 Three a day! 331 00:27:18,511 --> 00:27:20,805 That's why in 20... 20... years, 332 00:27:21,013 --> 00:27:23,015 Fve ne— 333 00:27:24,308 --> 00:27:26,060 Never been sick at all. 334 00:27:26,561 --> 00:27:30,565 And my mind... mind... 335 00:27:30,815 --> 00:27:33,484 Now, then, So. It is time for the main event. 336 00:27:33,693 --> 00:27:34,735 If you will allow me. 337 00:27:54,714 --> 00:27:57,466 What's all the fuss? You can see this in trashy old Cantonese movies! 338 00:28:00,928 --> 00:28:02,930 Come on, put some muscle into it! 339 00:28:03,139 --> 00:28:05,141 You look like an old-timer taking a piss! 340 00:28:35,838 --> 00:28:39,008 - You're great stuff. - You dare to hit Master Chiu? 341 00:28:42,637 --> 00:28:44,639 - Don't run! - | was only kidding with you! 342 00:28:44,847 --> 00:28:49,685 - How dare you hit me! - Please, don't! I was only kidding! 343 00:28:49,894 --> 00:28:52,396 - Brother! - Hey... Sis? Steady on. 344 00:28:52,605 --> 00:28:54,899 Your brother's seen it all. He can get away from anything! 345 00:28:55,107 --> 00:28:56,108 This is nothing. 346 00:28:56,317 --> 00:28:59,612 That's right. He'Il be OK. Sis, let's go that way. 347 00:29:04,367 --> 00:29:06,452 Hey, Exhaust Pipe? Are you trying to steal my girl? 348 00:29:06,661 --> 00:29:07,662 Isn't it obvious? 349 00:29:07,828 --> 00:29:09,330 - "M telling you-—- - Don't. 350 00:29:09,538 --> 00:29:11,290 We'Il each try out our best moves. 351 00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:14,794 What's the meaning of this? You think you're a pimp? 352 00:29:15,002 --> 00:29:17,838 Hey? When sandpiper and oyster fight, the fisherman reaps the reward. 353 00:29:18,047 --> 00:29:19,090 Look. 354 00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:22,260 Come and get a good buy! Walkie-talkies for S65 only. 355 00:29:22,843 --> 00:29:24,345 Don't miss this great bargain. 356 00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:27,348 Hey, Sis. Can you hear me? Over. 357 00:29:27,556 --> 00:29:29,392 She hears you! 358 00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:32,144 You're so close... She could hear you through a pair of milk cans! 359 00:29:32,353 --> 00:29:34,647 Move further away. Give it to me. 360 00:29:34,855 --> 00:29:37,608 This kind of thing isn't for you. It's not for me either! 361 00:29:37,817 --> 00:29:40,444 When it comes to machines, only Exhaust Pipe khows what he's doing. 362 00:29:40,653 --> 00:29:43,197 - Here. - You're absolutely right there. 363 00:29:43,406 --> 00:29:48,160 Here. It says “Made in Japan' but it's really made in Hong Kong. 364 00:29:48,577 --> 00:29:50,705 But it has pretty good reception, though. 365 00:29:50,913 --> 00:29:54,834 I estimate its operating range at 51.4 metres. 366 00:29:55,042 --> 00:29:56,294 How do you know for sure? 367 00:29:57,003 --> 00:29:58,254 He's just making it up! 368 00:29:58,462 --> 00:30:00,381 Making it up? Ask the owner if you don't believe me. 369 00:30:00,589 --> 00:30:02,383 My friend here sure khows a thing or two. 370 00:30:02,591 --> 00:30:04,093 See! Wasn't I right? 371 00:30:04,302 --> 00:30:07,305 Sis, listen to me. 'II check-in when 'm 51.4 metres away. 372 00:30:11,058 --> 00:30:12,852 What am I doing with these idiots? 373 00:30:14,895 --> 00:30:18,065 - Calling Exhaust Pipe! Over, over. - Hello, Sis. Over. 374 00:30:18,649 --> 00:30:21,110 Are you 51.4 metres away yet? 375 00:30:21,277 --> 00:30:23,029 Not yet, !'m getting there. 376 00:30:23,237 --> 00:30:25,281 Can you hear me loud and clear, Sis? Over. 377 00:30:25,489 --> 00:30:27,616 It's too faint. Over. 378 00:30:27,867 --> 00:30:29,118 What about now? 379 00:30:30,202 --> 00:30:32,330 Sis wants you to sing her a song. 380 00:30:33,414 --> 00:30:35,666 - W hat? Asong? - Yesi . 381 00:30:36,292 --> 00:30:37,293 OK. 382 00:30:38,252 --> 00:30:41,756 C'mon, C mon, this is real local flavour. Try some! 383 00:30:42,131 --> 00:30:45,384 Girl loves boy's devotion 384 00:30:46,927 --> 00:30:50,931 Boy loves girl's demeanour 385 00:30:51,307 --> 00:30:54,977 The dearest wish within both yearning hearts 386 00:30:55,186 --> 00:30:59,440 Eventual union for the forlorn lovers 387 00:31:00,608 --> 00:31:06,614 But, what of the ocean which divides... their worlds? 388 00:31:12,286 --> 00:31:17,541 - Till when will they finally meet? - Dad, someone has taken our spot. 389 00:31:18,334 --> 00:31:21,796 The short break may make the heart grow fonder 390 00:31:22,004 --> 00:31:24,799 Dear daughter, it's hard making a living these days. 391 00:31:25,007 --> 00:31:27,218 Let him do his act and we'II do ours. 392 00:31:27,385 --> 00:31:29,553 ...@aNd melancholic is... 393 00:31:31,097 --> 00:31:32,139 VOICE OF PEDDLER'S STREET 394 00:32:51,927 --> 00:32:54,013 Sis, can you hear me...? 395 00:32:54,847 --> 00:32:58,184 Sis? Sis, my arse! !'m packing up now. Bring the walkie-talkie back! 396 00:32:58,392 --> 00:33:00,186 Or 'Il call the police. 397 00:33:02,855 --> 00:33:04,106 Teapot. 398 00:33:04,315 --> 00:33:06,358 Go get a bag of peanuts and share it with him. 399 00:33:06,567 --> 00:33:08,027 Oh, F'd like some too. 400 00:33:09,695 --> 00:33:11,697 Go on. Dor't you have any change? 401 00:33:12,281 --> 00:33:15,534 It's not that... It's just | don't have any notes either. 402 00:33:17,661 --> 00:33:19,955 I can't even make you look good. 403 00:33:20,164 --> 00:33:21,165 Here. 404 00:33:21,332 --> 00:33:22,583 Let's go. 405 00:33:25,586 --> 00:33:27,463 It takes more than ten bucks to look good. 406 00:33:29,256 --> 00:33:31,342 - Then how much do you want? - S150. 407 00:33:31,550 --> 00:33:33,344 Wow, that's a bit steep. 408 00:33:33,552 --> 00:33:35,638 Steep? Come up with a plan to lose me, then. 409 00:33:38,390 --> 00:33:41,894 OK. To avoid further complications. Here. 410 00:33:43,103 --> 00:33:45,356 Don't you worry, F'Il pay you back. 411 00:33:45,940 --> 00:33:48,317 Three years behind bars and even pigs look like princesses. 412 00:33:48,484 --> 00:33:49,610 See you later. Bye. 413 00:33:51,779 --> 00:33:53,280 - Where's Ranks? - He__ 414 00:33:53,489 --> 00:33:55,282 He must have sent him off. 415 00:33:55,950 --> 00:33:58,160 I think, most likely, he just left because he wanted to. 416 00:33:58,327 --> 00:34:00,579 Yes. He's got some business to attend to. 417 00:34:10,464 --> 00:34:11,715 That looks nice. 418 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,344 They only sell women's stuff here so why are you hanging around? 419 00:34:15,553 --> 00:34:17,096 - Nothing. - Well... 420 00:34:17,304 --> 00:34:21,308 Now that any worthy rivals have gone, you know what to do. 421 00:34:21,934 --> 00:34:25,104 I know what to do. !'m going. But 'II say bye to Sis first. 422 00:34:25,312 --> 00:34:26,855 There's no need for that. Begone now! 423 00:34:27,064 --> 00:34:30,484 No way. Sis was just asking why everyone's gone just like that. 424 00:34:30,693 --> 00:34:32,987 Let me say goodbye to her and it'II reflect better On you. 425 00:34:34,697 --> 00:34:35,990 You're pretty considerate of me. 426 00:34:37,491 --> 00:34:39,743 Well... Consideration has to be mutual. 427 00:34:40,995 --> 00:34:42,705 So how will you be considerate of me, then? 428 00:34:44,498 --> 00:34:45,499 OK. 429 00:34:45,708 --> 00:34:47,501 Here. Take 30 bucks to see a movie, 430 00:34:47,710 --> 00:34:50,963 have some wonton noodles, and anything leftover for your hip pocket. 431 00:34:54,300 --> 00:34:56,302 - Just make your goodbye short. - Sure. 432 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,351 Hey, wWhat's considered short? 433 00:35:05,644 --> 00:35:08,147 I really don't understand how you could have survived this far. 434 00:35:08,606 --> 00:35:11,609 OK, then... When I signal, just leave. 435 00:35:12,484 --> 00:35:14,236 - OK. - Don't forget. 436 00:35:16,113 --> 00:35:17,114 Sis... 437 00:35:18,782 --> 00:35:21,744 - Vaseline told us to leave On our own. - Why? 438 00:35:21,952 --> 00:35:24,830 No idea, he said he's got some important matters to attend to. 439 00:35:31,962 --> 00:35:33,964 Why don't you go ask him yourself? 440 00:35:36,717 --> 00:35:38,177 No need to. Let's go. 441 00:35:56,612 --> 00:35:57,613 Teapot! 442 00:35:59,198 --> 00:36:01,408 So you kept tricking each other because of this reason. 443 00:36:01,867 --> 00:36:06,664 Yes, and instead it gave me a chance to be with you, alone. 444 00:36:07,581 --> 00:36:09,583 Actually, wWhy don't you just ask me out on a date? 445 00:36:11,543 --> 00:36:14,296 I wouldn't dare to. | khow where I stand in comparison to the others. 446 00:36:14,505 --> 00:36:18,008 You see, aside from being healthy, smart, kind-hearted, 447 00:36:18,217 --> 00:36:23,263 hard-working, respectful, and honest, I have hardly any other gualities. 448 00:36:23,430 --> 00:36:26,141 Not to mention how most girls usually only care about looks. 449 00:36:31,313 --> 00:36:32,439 That's very true. 450 00:36:41,198 --> 00:36:45,202 See, that's why. How on earth could | dream of asking a girl out? 451 00:36:45,703 --> 00:36:48,288 Even if Imet someone as generous as you, 452 00:36:48,497 --> 00:36:51,250 Fm shy and mostly tongue-tied. 453 00:36:52,418 --> 00:36:55,462 Every time a girl looks my way, my heart pounds, my legs weaken, 454 00:36:55,629 --> 00:36:56,880 and my hands go numb. 455 00:36:57,089 --> 00:36:59,800 And then Fm at a loss for words, like now. 456 00:37:00,217 --> 00:37:02,511 So you've never asked a girl out on a date before? 457 00:37:02,678 --> 00:37:05,681 Fve never had a date. Fve had a prostitute though. 458 00:37:07,391 --> 00:37:09,143 No! I was only joking. 459 00:37:11,979 --> 00:37:13,230 So where should we go now? 460 00:37:14,606 --> 00:37:16,692 - Why don't we go-- - Go to hell! 461 00:37:16,900 --> 00:37:18,152 Causing such a ruckus! 462 00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,446 If there were any fish, you've scared them all away! 463 00:37:23,907 --> 00:37:26,452 So you've had this nickname of Teapot since you were young? 464 00:37:26,952 --> 00:37:30,456 No, back then, they called me the Little Teapot. 465 00:37:30,831 --> 00:37:32,708 How do you look like a teapot anyway? 466 00:37:32,916 --> 00:37:36,462 Which part? My entire body is like one! There's even a little song to go with it. 467 00:37:36,962 --> 00:37:38,797 How does it go? Sing it to me. 468 00:37:40,299 --> 00:37:42,801 - 'M a bit embarrassed. - What are you worried about? 469 00:37:43,010 --> 00:37:44,511 There's nobody here. 470 00:37:46,889 --> 00:37:48,807 Right... You promise not to laugh? 471 00:37:49,558 --> 00:37:50,809 OK. Go ahead. 472 00:37:59,193 --> 00:38:01,779 F'ma teapot, stout and short 473 00:38:01,987 --> 00:38:04,698 F'ma teapot, stout and short 474 00:38:04,907 --> 00:38:07,743 This is the handle, this is the spout. This is the handle, this is spout 475 00:38:07,951 --> 00:38:10,704 The water is boiling, time to prepare the tea 476 00:38:17,836 --> 00:38:20,464 Teapot. You're really something. 477 00:38:25,177 --> 00:38:27,805 Teapot, where did you take my sister? 478 00:38:28,388 --> 00:38:30,516 - Brother-—- - We just went for a cup of tea. 479 00:38:31,517 --> 00:38:33,227 Then you haven't had a late-night snack yet. 480 00:38:33,435 --> 00:38:35,437 Fve already treated themall to a century egg. 481 00:38:35,646 --> 00:38:37,231 Fve saved two for you. 482 00:38:37,439 --> 00:38:40,692 You bastard! FII catch you and smash your-—- 483 00:38:51,954 --> 00:38:56,959 P've been pretty lucky all my life, got friends always looking out for me 484 00:38:58,126 --> 00:39:00,963 They're all real friendly, true mates who'll help me out 485 00:39:01,129 --> 00:39:02,881 Together we work and laugh 486 00:39:04,216 --> 00:39:06,760 The world's not easy, have to tough it out every minute 487 00:39:07,135 --> 00:39:09,096 Always working till you wanna scream 488 00:39:10,264 --> 00:39:13,016 Out of breath, relax a bit, and take a break 489 00:39:13,392 --> 00:39:15,394 Make some laughs with your friends 490 00:39:15,936 --> 00:39:18,146 Have a real good laugh (Happiness is most important!) 491 00:39:18,355 --> 00:39:21,817 Having a laugh's the best (Laugh when they tell you to laugh!) 492 00:39:21,984 --> 00:39:24,486 Laugh away your frustrations (Makes your boredom go away!) 493 00:39:24,695 --> 00:39:28,115 It'Il make your heart sparkle (Your heart will be aflutter!) 494 00:39:28,282 --> 00:39:30,993 Like having Five Lucky Stars shining over you (Really shining!) 495 00:39:31,201 --> 00:39:33,787 You'll be unbelievably happy! (Laugh and laugh!) 496 00:39:33,996 --> 00:39:36,999 It really works a treat: (Like you're having a fever!) 497 00:39:37,207 --> 00:39:38,792 A big laugh! 498 00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:50,512 - Where do you want to go next? - Up to you. 499 00:39:50,679 --> 00:39:54,850 - Amovie, perhaps? - Sounds good. But no scary movies. 500 00:39:55,058 --> 00:39:57,060 - Then what? - Comedies are fine. 501 00:39:59,438 --> 00:40:00,939 Little boy, it's your turn now. 502 00:40:01,398 --> 00:40:04,985 Maxim is good, Maxim is great, Maxim's cakes are amazing. 503 00:40:05,193 --> 00:40:07,654 And one more guestion, what's the best thing at Maxim's? 504 00:40:07,863 --> 00:40:09,281 Any tips? 505 00:40:09,781 --> 00:40:11,909 OK, !'II give you three choices. 506 00:40:12,117 --> 00:40:13,952 Lard cake, steamed cake, and sponge cake. 507 00:40:14,286 --> 00:40:15,287 Lard cake. 508 00:40:15,495 --> 00:40:18,290 - Wrong. 'II give you another try. - Sponge cake. 509 00:40:18,790 --> 00:40:20,292 Wrong again, one more try. 510 00:40:20,792 --> 00:40:22,294 Lard cake with steamed cake. 511 00:40:28,634 --> 00:40:29,885 Fm giving it to you anyway. 512 00:40:31,929 --> 00:40:34,431 Could I have three ham and egg sandwiches, two hamburgers, 513 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,892 three colas, and one coffee to take away, please. 514 00:40:37,100 --> 00:40:40,103 Also two pork chop rice, and two orange juices to have here. 515 00:40:40,312 --> 00:40:41,980 - Thanks. - OK. 516 00:40:44,191 --> 00:40:46,026 - Why don't you get us a table? - OK. 517 00:40:46,234 --> 00:40:47,486 ...aNd two fries as well. 518 00:41:10,926 --> 00:41:13,053 Fatty. I need to borrow your girlfriend for a while. 519 00:41:30,404 --> 00:41:32,030 A robbery is about to happen. 520 00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:35,951 Stay calm. 521 00:41:36,535 --> 00:41:38,787 You'll be safe with me. 522 00:41:45,127 --> 00:41:47,879 Fatty, sit down here and keep eating your pork chop rice. 523 00:41:48,088 --> 00:41:49,631 When I say duck, you duck. 524 00:41:58,306 --> 00:42:00,684 - This is for you. - | want the prize money, not the prizes. 525 00:42:00,892 --> 00:42:01,935 Little boy, you-—- 526 00:42:02,144 --> 00:42:04,813 I was little 30 years ago. Now !'m a robber. 527 00:42:04,980 --> 00:42:07,858 Hand over the cash before my gun loses its patience. 528 00:42:08,316 --> 00:42:09,776 Don't scream. 529 00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:13,447 Just stay calm, seal those lips and put the cash in the bag. 530 00:42:14,781 --> 00:42:15,782 OK. 531 00:42:19,411 --> 00:42:21,496 It'II be over soon. Now try to compose yourself. 532 00:42:21,705 --> 00:42:23,790 When we've gone, you can scream all you want. 533 00:42:35,927 --> 00:42:37,345 Hold it right there! Duck! 534 00:42:50,609 --> 00:42:52,778 Let them go, or 'Il waste him. 535 00:43:28,647 --> 00:43:31,900 - Fatty, you've some good moves. - Oh, it's nothing. 536 00:43:32,943 --> 00:43:35,695 - Are you OK, Teapot? - Oh, Fm fine. 537 00:43:35,987 --> 00:43:38,907 I don't see why you would let those other four take advantage of you, 538 00:43:39,116 --> 00:43:40,700 considering you can easily beat themall. 539 00:43:40,909 --> 00:43:42,953 I used to beat up the other kids when | was young, 540 00:43:43,161 --> 00:43:46,248 and I ended up with no friends. That's why I treasure my friendships now. 541 00:43:46,456 --> 00:43:49,209 As long as they're my friends, even if they bully me once in a while, 542 00:43:49,376 --> 00:43:50,377 | cut them some slack. 543 00:43:51,294 --> 00:43:52,295 Robbery! 544 00:43:53,588 --> 00:43:55,590 Show's over already and you're screaming now? 545 00:43:55,799 --> 00:43:58,802 Freeze, or 'Il put a bullet in his head that'Il shoot through all of yours! 546 00:43:59,010 --> 00:44:01,513 You fake kid, committing a robbery with a fake gun! 547 00:44:02,514 --> 00:44:04,766 - Do you need some help? - Of course. 548 00:44:05,433 --> 00:44:07,185 Not that, call 999. 549 00:44:07,394 --> 00:44:08,895 OK. Let's go. 550 00:44:10,397 --> 00:44:11,898 Don't move! 551 00:44:34,296 --> 00:44:37,382 Brazil are on the attack. Zico passes to Serginho through the midale... 552 00:44:37,591 --> 00:44:40,302 - Shoot! - He lost control,: the shot went wide. 553 00:44:40,510 --> 00:44:42,888 A goal kick. Zoff puts the bali down and kicks it upfield. 554 00:44:43,096 --> 00:44:44,264 They're on the attack again. 555 00:44:44,431 --> 00:44:47,434 Italy is composing its attack via Conti... from the left... 556 00:44:47,642 --> 00:44:51,229 Good pass... Rossi... Graziani... back to Scirea 557 00:44:51,438 --> 00:44:52,939 One, two, 558 00:44:53,148 --> 00:44:54,941 -...three! - Brazil have the balii back... Oscar... 559 00:44:55,567 --> 00:44:57,235 Next time 'Il throw when I count to two. 560 00:44:57,444 --> 00:45:00,947 Cerezo... and the balil is out of play... a throw in... 561 00:45:06,411 --> 00:45:08,997 Brazil has been on the offensive throughout the last few minutes... 562 00:45:09,206 --> 00:45:11,416 Once again, Cerezo is orchestrating the attack... Falcdo... 563 00:45:28,558 --> 00:45:30,310 What are you lot laughing at? 564 00:45:35,899 --> 00:45:37,651 Now, don't spoil it. 565 00:45:46,034 --> 00:45:47,494 What are you staring at?! 566 00:45:47,702 --> 00:45:49,996 Get back! Go watch your game. 567 00:45:50,205 --> 00:45:51,456 Crazy! 568 00:45:57,087 --> 00:46:01,591 What's the point of being invisible if your clothes give you away, huh? 569 00:46:35,959 --> 00:46:37,711 As if it won't work this time! 570 00:46:38,336 --> 00:46:41,965 Brazil is still dominating over Italy... Even Leandro is attacking... 571 00:46:42,132 --> 00:46:45,093 Now Oscar has the bali... Luizinho... passes to Cerezo... 572 00:46:45,302 --> 00:46:47,679 Cerezo tries to dribble through the middle, but he's blocked... 573 00:46:47,887 --> 00:46:50,515 - Just shoot! - That's right, shoot! 574 00:46:50,682 --> 00:46:53,935 ...Duts the bail down... Eder's getting reaay... Eder passes to Cerezo... Cerezo! 575 00:46:54,311 --> 00:46:55,979 Bend the ball! 576 00:46:56,187 --> 00:46:57,814 This player is unbelievably bad! 577 00:46:57,981 --> 00:47:00,608 - He didn't even move! - Should've used the outside of his boot! 578 00:47:00,817 --> 00:47:03,361 You think everyone's Zico? Bend the ball...! 579 00:47:04,279 --> 00:47:06,781 Why are you standing there? Come on, go after the ball! 580 00:47:06,990 --> 00:47:09,993 - That's no way to win a match. - They're bound to lose. 581 00:47:10,201 --> 00:47:12,996 This number 9's like a wet towel! Always twisting about! 582 00:47:14,247 --> 00:47:16,499 Get over there! Shoot now! 583 00:47:18,460 --> 00:47:20,462 He missed such a good chance. 584 00:47:20,628 --> 00:47:23,131 Don't you agree? Just stood there waiting. How can one play like that? 585 00:47:23,340 --> 00:47:26,343 That's why I love English football. They're always on the offensive. 586 00:47:27,010 --> 00:47:28,511 Hey, wWhat's with this commercial? 587 00:47:28,678 --> 00:47:31,056 Longines. Don't you khow anything?! 588 00:47:35,894 --> 00:47:38,646 This bald guy looks a bit like Sean Connery. 589 00:47:39,481 --> 00:47:41,441 This team can't play. No chemistry at all! 590 00:47:41,649 --> 00:47:44,152 - Another chance... Zico... to Socrates... - They're losing. 591 00:47:44,361 --> 00:47:46,946 Socrates pushes on... a chance to shoot! Oh, what a pity... 592 00:47:47,155 --> 00:47:49,407 Number 7 is consistently in the wrong spot! 593 00:47:49,783 --> 00:47:53,036 There! Number 8 is so much better. He strikes well. 594 00:47:55,246 --> 00:47:57,499 This is a really bad way to play football. 595 00:47:57,707 --> 00:48:01,378 Antognoni... to Conti... now he spots Rossi... a cross forward... 596 00:48:01,586 --> 00:48:02,796 What the hell are you doing? 597 00:48:03,380 --> 00:48:04,839 I didn't do anything. 598 00:48:06,007 --> 00:48:08,009 Even I can play better. 599 00:48:09,260 --> 00:48:11,012 Please let it be a soft hit. 600 00:48:13,681 --> 00:48:15,100 Why did you hit me? 601 00:48:15,392 --> 00:48:18,061 Are you nuts? Ask them! Did I even touch you at all? 602 00:48:18,978 --> 00:48:22,065 Hey... Go fight somewhere else. Don't ruin the game for me. 603 00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:24,442 Do it once more and 'Il be sure to retaliate. 604 00:48:27,487 --> 00:48:29,739 You knhow what, 'm sitting over there, just to be sure. 605 00:48:38,248 --> 00:48:39,999 This one's really going to suck! 606 00:48:41,835 --> 00:48:44,129 You want to blame me again? Luckily !'m this far frFom you! 607 00:48:44,546 --> 00:48:46,798 You bastards! You've been conspiring to trap me. 608 00:48:52,429 --> 00:48:55,682 Defence! Come on...! 609 00:48:57,016 --> 00:48:59,727 ...he was too far behind... lost the chance... 610 00:49:40,101 --> 00:49:42,103 It's better if she takes it off herself. 611 00:49:59,204 --> 00:50:01,706 How can I do this to Curly? 612 00:50:16,763 --> 00:50:18,264 That is so big! 613 00:50:20,266 --> 00:50:21,726 But something's missing. 614 00:50:36,533 --> 00:50:39,035 When I don't see you, I think about you. 615 00:50:39,244 --> 00:50:41,704 But now that | can see you, I love you even more! 616 00:50:57,303 --> 00:50:59,514 FII try not to laugh if he goes out in the street now! 617 00:50:59,681 --> 00:51:00,848 He just might. 618 00:51:02,433 --> 00:51:03,851 Shush? He's upstairs-- 619 00:51:04,060 --> 00:51:05,061 Sis! 620 00:51:07,355 --> 00:51:08,356 Come down! 621 00:51:11,192 --> 00:51:12,777 Pass it to the right winger! 622 00:51:12,986 --> 00:51:14,904 Cross the ball! Over there! 623 00:51:16,698 --> 00:51:18,700 Brazil's attacking... Leandro... 624 00:51:19,033 --> 00:51:20,785 He is sO-—- 625 00:51:21,661 --> 00:51:22,912 Shoot now! 626 00:51:23,913 --> 00:51:25,206 Go get the door. 627 00:51:25,415 --> 00:51:26,666 FII get it. 628 00:51:32,005 --> 00:51:33,298 Hey, you've got mail. 629 00:51:47,186 --> 00:51:48,563 Can you just take this, mate? 630 00:51:48,896 --> 00:51:50,148 Can you see me? 631 00:51:50,565 --> 00:51:53,610 It's not like | want to. But my own eyes are against me. 632 00:51:53,776 --> 00:51:55,778 I can see even the smallest thing in utmost detail. 633 00:51:56,279 --> 00:51:58,448 No way, pal. Fm invisible! 634 00:51:58,656 --> 00:52:00,992 Invisible?! "'d rather you were! 635 00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:02,452 Just take this, pal. 636 00:52:02,660 --> 00:52:06,164 Let me go home and wash my eyes. Getting sore eyes is no fun! 637 00:52:20,094 --> 00:52:21,846 What are you guys laughing at? 638 00:52:23,890 --> 00:52:27,143 Exhaust Pipe thought he was invisible... He thought we couldn't see him. 639 00:52:28,186 --> 00:52:29,187 So what? 640 00:52:29,395 --> 00:52:32,565 He came in when I was having a bath, and l also acted as if | couldn't see him. 641 00:52:40,698 --> 00:52:42,367 Hey, how's my figure? 642 00:52:50,958 --> 00:52:53,086 Remember, your contact is white. 643 00:52:53,294 --> 00:52:56,589 Both of you will be wearing aredrose on your lapels. 644 00:52:56,798 --> 00:52:58,966 Just give him the briefcase 645 00:52:59,384 --> 00:53:02,387 and bring the money back safely. Then your mission is accomplished. 646 00:53:02,595 --> 00:53:04,597 - You're clear on that? - Clear. 647 00:53:04,806 --> 00:53:05,807 Repeat it back to me. 648 00:53:06,933 --> 00:53:08,476 Red Caucasian... nO... 649 00:53:08,685 --> 00:53:09,811 Rose... 650 00:53:09,977 --> 00:53:12,188 - Rose Caucasian. - Dad, what did you ask him to do? 651 00:53:12,897 --> 00:53:15,108 Dad has always told you that wWhen men talk business, 652 00:53:15,316 --> 00:53:16,901 women know their place. Go back upstairs. 653 00:53:17,110 --> 00:53:19,862 No. I don't khow what you've set Chai up to do. 654 00:53:20,029 --> 00:53:21,656 Is it going to be hard on him? 655 00:53:22,281 --> 00:53:23,908 Don't you worry. 656 00:53:24,117 --> 00:53:28,079 In this world, wWhat could possibly be harder than being a kept man? 657 00:53:28,496 --> 00:53:29,914 Just go back upstairs. 658 00:53:30,081 --> 00:53:32,709 Biu, Pui, you two keep an eye on him. 659 00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:35,795 - Chai, let them take the risks. - Yes. 660 00:53:36,003 --> 00:53:37,255 You be careful. 661 00:53:39,465 --> 00:53:42,135 This is your first job. Don't disappoint me. 662 00:53:42,593 --> 00:53:44,095 Of course... 663 00:53:46,055 --> 00:53:48,558 Hey, your trousers! 664 00:53:56,941 --> 00:53:58,651 P'm having arun of bad luck these days. 665 00:54:02,947 --> 00:54:06,200 Little boy, don't litter, or !'Il arrest you. 666 00:54:08,995 --> 00:54:11,038 - What's wrong? - He threw away my ice cream. 667 00:54:11,831 --> 00:54:13,082 You hadn't started eating it? 668 00:54:13,291 --> 00:54:14,792 Don't cry now. Be good. 669 00:54:15,001 --> 00:54:17,378 - Hereitis. - All gown up, and you got no brain! 670 00:54:17,587 --> 00:54:18,796 'M s0 SOrry. 671 00:54:19,005 --> 00:54:21,758 Be good, don't cry. Mummy's going to get you another one. 672 00:54:26,596 --> 00:54:29,807 - SO? - 'mnot sure if F'Il be free. 673 00:54:30,016 --> 00:54:31,726 Let's play it by ear. 674 00:54:40,193 --> 00:54:43,446 - Just let it go. - What kind of man would take that? 675 00:54:45,364 --> 00:54:47,408 - Were you whistling just now? - Yes. 676 00:54:47,784 --> 00:54:50,495 - Why are you so despicable? - What did you say?! 677 00:54:51,454 --> 00:54:53,706 Your appearance is not bad, but you act like a slimeball. 678 00:54:53,915 --> 00:54:55,208 P'm getting angry here. 679 00:54:55,416 --> 00:54:58,836 - Angry? Your look is pathetic. - Forget it, let's just go. 680 00:55:09,639 --> 00:55:11,140 Hold it, !'m with the CID! 681 00:55:16,646 --> 00:55:19,065 You should've said something sooner. We're on the same team! 682 00:55:19,232 --> 00:55:21,943 - Did I hurt you? - You think it's that easy to hurt me? 683 00:55:22,151 --> 00:55:23,945 You're lucky | didn't hurt you. 684 00:55:24,153 --> 00:55:26,531 - Are you OK? - Hey, your girlfriend still seems shaken. 685 00:55:26,739 --> 00:55:28,908 Yes, sSshe's just worried that FIl hurt somebody again. 686 00:55:29,116 --> 00:55:30,076 Let's go. 687 00:55:36,707 --> 00:55:40,336 - You're done fighting? - No fighting! We were just practising. 688 00:55:40,545 --> 00:55:42,547 Hey, and don't go teasing girls again! 689 00:55:44,882 --> 00:55:46,342 So you were teasing girls as well? 690 00:55:46,551 --> 00:55:48,135 You really think I have such bad taste? 691 00:55:48,344 --> 00:55:50,596 I was whistling to you just then. Don't you trust me? 692 00:55:50,805 --> 00:55:52,932 Enough talk. The competition is Starting soon. C'mon. 693 00:55:53,140 --> 00:55:54,141 OK. 694 00:55:58,229 --> 00:56:01,107 The Roller Skates Obstacle Challenge is to commence now. 695 00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:03,776 It's your turn to make a fool of yourself. Get going, then. 696 00:56:03,985 --> 00:56:05,486 How about a smooch first? 697 00:56:05,695 --> 00:56:07,196 I won't subject you to that! 698 00:56:22,712 --> 00:56:24,797 Our first contestant, number 8. 699 00:57:29,528 --> 00:57:30,780 Be careful! 700 00:58:19,954 --> 00:58:20,955 Not your turn. 701 00:58:21,163 --> 00:58:23,249 Our second contestant, number 37. 702 00:59:07,334 --> 00:59:10,129 - Hey, we might land a good deal here. - Let's get him. 703 00:59:17,887 --> 00:59:19,388 Why are you stealing my stuff? 704 00:59:22,391 --> 00:59:23,601 Robbery! Robbery! 705 00:59:23,809 --> 00:59:25,603 There's a robbery! 706 00:59:25,811 --> 00:59:27,396 Get him...! 707 00:59:27,813 --> 00:59:30,816 Robbery! There's a robbery! 708 00:59:31,192 --> 00:59:33,778 Catch him...! 709 00:59:33,986 --> 00:59:35,654 Robbery...! 710 00:59:36,989 --> 00:59:37,990 Robbery! 711 00:59:40,242 --> 00:59:42,495 Hey, we can't be heard doing this! 712 01:00:02,807 --> 01:00:05,351 Fm CID. 'Il take responsibility for any damages. 713 01:00:21,075 --> 01:00:22,326 We have to run. 714 01:00:53,983 --> 01:00:56,735 Hey, it's in the van! Hey...! 715 01:01:13,377 --> 01:01:14,795 Hurry up...! 716 01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:36,358 Damn kid! Are you nuts? 717 01:01:43,699 --> 01:01:45,743 Fm a cop! Help me go after the car in front! 718 01:01:46,076 --> 01:01:47,077 OK...! 719 01:02:17,942 --> 01:02:19,944 P'macop! Go after that car! 720 01:02:27,993 --> 01:02:30,496 Go faster and overtake him! Overtake! 721 01:02:32,831 --> 01:02:34,833 Step on it...! He's catching up. 722 01:02:46,595 --> 01:02:49,014 Why is your car so slow? You can't even overtake a truck! 723 01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:07,741 P'ma cop-—- 724 01:03:25,676 --> 01:03:28,429 Stop, or !'Il put a bullet in your head that'Il shoot through his! 725 01:03:30,097 --> 01:03:32,057 - "M gonna fire! - Stop the car...! 726 01:04:37,998 --> 01:04:38,999 Close call. 727 01:04:45,130 --> 01:04:48,008 - Your driving sucks! - Why are people driving so recklessly? 728 01:04:58,435 --> 01:04:59,686 Uh-oh. 729 01:05:06,693 --> 01:05:09,029 - Chai, are you OK? - Fine. 730 01:05:09,238 --> 01:05:11,490 Father-in-law sir, I chased him all over the place. 731 01:05:11,990 --> 01:05:14,701 Boss, the goods were taken by the Five Star Cleaning Company. 732 01:05:14,910 --> 01:05:18,789 OK. Get the boys and hunt that cleaning company down. 733 01:05:18,997 --> 01:05:20,499 -Yes. - You! 734 01:05:21,750 --> 01:05:24,461 You're only good in the bedroom and bad everywhere else. 735 01:05:24,628 --> 01:05:25,629 Get back upstairs! 736 01:05:26,088 --> 01:05:27,089 Yes. 737 01:05:29,758 --> 01:05:31,510 Get me Butler Chan. 738 01:05:32,511 --> 01:05:34,596 You're to stay in your room at all times! 739 01:05:34,805 --> 01:05:36,306 Dad, don't be so angry. 740 01:05:42,729 --> 01:05:45,983 Butler Chan, send out the invitations as per this list. 741 01:05:46,191 --> 01:05:47,443 Understood. 742 01:06:01,999 --> 01:06:03,876 Hey, get the gear and come in. 743 01:06:04,084 --> 01:06:05,085 Sure. 744 01:06:08,213 --> 01:06:11,049 Now that the instructions are clear to everyone, 745 01:06:11,258 --> 01:06:12,926 I don't think I have to repeat myself? 746 01:06:14,052 --> 01:06:15,554 Who's in charge here? 747 01:06:16,388 --> 01:06:18,140 That would be me. My name is-—- 748 01:06:19,975 --> 01:06:22,478 There are a few additional things. Please pay attention. 749 01:06:23,103 --> 01:06:26,148 First of all, please bring only what you need. 750 01:06:30,402 --> 01:06:33,280 Get all the unneeded things out of here. Leave them outside the entrance! 751 01:06:35,782 --> 01:06:39,453 Second, these stairs lead to the second floor. 752 01:06:39,661 --> 01:06:40,537 Nonsense! 753 01:06:42,539 --> 01:06:46,543 The weather is really... ha-ha-ha-—- He said | was talking nonsense. 754 01:06:47,085 --> 01:06:49,588 You must never go up to the second floor! 755 01:06:49,838 --> 01:06:52,132 Third, the toilet is over there. 756 01:06:52,341 --> 01:06:54,593 You can clean it, but you can't use it. 757 01:07:01,558 --> 01:07:03,810 - A cigarette? - Thank you. 758 01:07:06,897 --> 01:07:07,898 Thanks. 759 01:07:08,857 --> 01:07:11,860 Fourth, if you want to have a cigarette, you must not light it. 760 01:07:12,027 --> 01:07:15,030 Our master hates cigarette ash. 761 01:07:25,415 --> 01:07:28,794 - Do you shed a lot of hair? - Not that much lately. 762 01:07:29,002 --> 01:07:30,837 Then put a cap on or something. 763 01:07:31,046 --> 01:07:34,049 It's not very hygienic to have loose hairs everywhere. 764 01:07:35,801 --> 01:07:38,387 Fifth, according to the contract, 765 01:07:38,595 --> 01:07:41,932 you will only be paid when the job is performed to my satisfaction. 766 01:07:43,141 --> 01:07:44,393 Of course. 767 01:07:44,726 --> 01:07:47,729 Good. Then you can get started. 768 01:07:48,981 --> 01:07:49,982 Alright... 769 01:07:50,190 --> 01:07:52,943 now that we're done with his rubbish, let's clean this rubbish up. 770 01:07:59,992 --> 01:08:01,994 Faster, faster. 771 01:08:02,202 --> 01:08:04,454 Chase him...! 772 01:08:06,039 --> 01:08:07,082 Chase him! 773 01:08:11,837 --> 01:08:13,463 PC 7086 salutes you! 774 01:08:20,804 --> 01:08:21,805 Sir... 775 01:08:22,889 --> 01:08:24,891 71086, sit! 776 01:08:30,147 --> 01:08:32,149 You were really brave this morning! 777 01:08:33,191 --> 01:08:35,110 Do you have any idea how many cars were damaged? 778 01:08:35,777 --> 01:08:37,529 I didn't have time to count, sir. 779 01:08:37,738 --> 01:08:39,156 It totals to more than 50 vehicles! 780 01:08:39,364 --> 01:08:41,074 - Why are you thanking me? - No! 781 01:08:44,036 --> 01:08:46,413 And do you know what happened to the two guys you arrested? 782 01:08:46,580 --> 01:08:48,582 - They broke out from jail? - Pd rather they did! 783 01:08:48,790 --> 01:08:52,377 They're out on bail for S500 each. You have no witnesses, no evidence. 784 01:08:52,586 --> 01:08:54,212 What am I supposed to charge them with? 785 01:08:55,088 --> 01:08:56,840 Charge them with illegal racing with a cop? 786 01:08:58,133 --> 01:08:59,926 Every case you're on incurs big expenses. 787 01:09:01,178 --> 01:09:03,347 Fm still trrying to figure out where to post you next. 788 01:09:04,056 --> 01:09:06,475 You should be stationed somewhere with more trees than people! 789 01:09:07,392 --> 01:09:09,853 Sir, | was merely performing my duty. 790 01:09:10,062 --> 01:09:12,814 “Getting your hands dirty'... Get your dirty hands off that! 791 01:09:19,696 --> 01:09:21,198 Where are my two baby turtles? 792 01:09:21,948 --> 01:09:22,949 Stop! 793 01:09:26,244 --> 01:09:27,829 Sir, good thing | noticed. 794 01:09:29,206 --> 01:09:31,792 If you kill my Rosey, F'Il have you stand guard at the reservoir. 795 01:09:45,597 --> 01:09:47,349 Luckily it was only a pencil sharpener. 796 01:09:49,184 --> 01:09:51,895 Sir, how many pencil sharpeners do you have? 797 01:09:52,104 --> 01:09:53,855 Only one! 798 01:10:00,362 --> 01:10:02,656 Sir, send me away to guard the reservoir. 799 01:10:03,198 --> 01:10:05,951 Guard the reservoir...? You're back in uniform! 800 01:10:07,285 --> 01:10:09,579 Have a taste of suffering under the rain and the sunshine. 801 01:10:13,208 --> 01:10:14,960 Hey, you're running a red light! 802 01:10:15,752 --> 01:10:16,753 Really? 803 01:10:43,864 --> 01:10:46,450 - You just ran a red light. - Sir, please give me a chance. 804 01:10:46,908 --> 01:10:49,161 I will. Let me see your licence. 805 01:10:56,543 --> 01:10:58,044 Hey, I khow him. 806 01:11:01,006 --> 01:11:02,007 Let me. 807 01:11:02,215 --> 01:11:04,509 - Sir. - It'S you again, fatty. 808 01:11:04,676 --> 01:11:06,595 Yeah. It's lucky we saw you. 809 01:11:06,803 --> 01:11:08,847 It really pays to have friends in the right places. 810 01:11:09,055 --> 01:11:12,100 Not really. I don't let my friendships infringe on my job duties. 811 01:11:12,309 --> 01:11:14,478 Tell your friend to drive more carefully from noW On. 812 01:11:16,062 --> 01:11:19,608 Don't “sir' me. It's part of the job, | can't help it. 813 01:11:20,484 --> 01:11:24,112 Let him ticket us. That's just about all the cops are good for anyway. 814 01:11:24,279 --> 01:11:26,698 Why don't you see them being good at catching crooks?! 815 01:11:27,574 --> 01:11:30,577 I was too good at catching crooks. Why do you think !'m like this now?! 816 01:11:38,376 --> 01:11:39,377 How frustrating. 817 01:11:39,586 --> 01:11:42,672 Just relax, F'Il think of something. “Frustrating'... 818 01:11:51,181 --> 01:11:54,392 - Hey, tidy up. - Didn't you say you'd think of something? 819 01:11:54,601 --> 01:11:56,728 Yes, but thinking needs brains. You have any? 820 01:11:56,937 --> 01:11:59,481 - Yes. - Yes? Then I ask you... 821 01:11:59,689 --> 01:12:02,275 Idiots with idle limbs don't khow about the five grains. Do you? 822 01:12:04,986 --> 01:12:08,240 Rice... millet... oats... 823 01:12:08,740 --> 01:12:11,701 oats... barley... wWheat... 824 01:12:11,910 --> 01:12:14,037 - Seed grains! - You only khow how to eat them! 825 01:12:16,289 --> 01:12:19,084 - It's just slipped my mind is all... - That means you don't know, then! 826 01:12:19,292 --> 01:12:22,045 With no khowledge of the five grains, do you have idle limbs as well? 827 01:12:22,754 --> 01:12:23,755 Oh, I don't! 828 01:12:23,964 --> 01:12:25,882 You don't? If not, then pack this up already! 829 01:12:26,091 --> 01:12:27,092 OK. 830 01:12:35,684 --> 01:12:38,895 - Just what are the five grains? - If Iknew, would I have to ask him? 831 01:12:39,646 --> 01:12:41,481 There's no way I don't khow...! 832 01:12:41,690 --> 01:12:43,441 Corn, oats... 833 01:12:46,987 --> 01:12:49,030 F'm really losing all respect for myself. 834 01:12:49,239 --> 01:12:53,493 In the past, I had people cleaning the toilet seat before | got on it. 835 01:12:53,702 --> 01:12:57,163 Now 've been reduced to being a cleaner. I have to be abused too. 836 01:12:57,330 --> 01:13:00,834 It's not really abuse. The old fart's just a bit up himself! 837 01:13:01,459 --> 01:13:04,004 This is what it's like when the rich throw parties at home! 838 01:13:04,212 --> 01:13:06,256 Well, to be honest, if | was invited... 839 01:13:06,464 --> 01:13:08,592 - Would you have gone? - Of course! 840 01:13:09,134 --> 01:13:11,636 You wish! Only rich people get to go! 841 01:13:11,845 --> 01:13:13,763 Do you have to show your passbook to get in, then? 842 01:13:13,930 --> 01:13:16,474 Right! Just a glance and we could pass for rich guys too! 843 01:13:16,683 --> 01:13:17,809 It's just a glance for you. 844 01:13:17,976 --> 01:13:20,854 But no matter which way you look at me, I come off as someone successful. 845 01:13:21,062 --> 01:13:23,565 If that's the case, we should all go have some fun. 846 01:13:23,732 --> 01:13:25,191 - No way...! - What are you afraid of? 847 01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:27,402 Didn't you say you khow a lot of distinguished persons? 848 01:13:27,611 --> 01:13:29,487 We can land some clients while we're there too. 849 01:13:29,696 --> 01:13:31,489 - That's right! - This is actually guite true! 850 01:13:31,698 --> 01:13:33,909 FII probably run into old friends. 851 01:13:35,076 --> 01:13:36,578 - Iremember! - Teapot! 852 01:13:36,786 --> 01:13:37,787 Coming! 853 01:13:38,914 --> 01:13:39,915 I remember! 854 01:13:40,081 --> 01:13:43,001 The five grains are rice, foxtail millet, proso millet, wWheat, and corn! 855 01:13:43,209 --> 01:13:44,502 Now you know. 856 01:13:44,711 --> 01:13:46,463 Hey, let's go. 857 01:13:47,130 --> 01:13:49,549 - Where? - To hire some clothes for you. 858 01:13:49,758 --> 01:13:51,843 - For what? - For Sshowing off. 859 01:13:56,181 --> 01:13:57,432 Open the door. 860 01:14:02,979 --> 01:14:04,481 Hey, wWhere are Our props? 861 01:14:07,943 --> 01:14:09,444 Is this going to work or not? 862 01:14:09,653 --> 01:14:11,655 Not work? | even khow how to make an atomic bomb! 863 01:14:12,697 --> 01:14:13,949 Give me a light. 864 01:14:16,910 --> 01:14:19,037 - YOU go first. - Let's go. 865 01:14:26,586 --> 01:14:27,837 This way, please. 866 01:14:31,341 --> 01:14:33,593 How are yoOu...? 867 01:14:37,889 --> 01:14:39,683 Those cigars are something else. Who are they? 868 01:14:39,891 --> 01:14:41,142 I don't khow. 869 01:14:41,351 --> 01:14:42,852 More guests are coming. 870 01:14:46,606 --> 01:14:48,608 Stop smoking, all of you! Put them out! 871 01:14:54,739 --> 01:14:57,575 Wow' what? It's like you haven't seen something this ordinary before. 872 01:14:57,784 --> 01:14:59,536 I know a lot of people here. 873 01:15:00,203 --> 01:15:02,539 That's right... But we're not so sure they khow you at all. 874 01:15:03,707 --> 01:15:04,958 Isn't that Chan Chiu? 875 01:15:05,709 --> 01:15:08,086 How are you? Thanks for coming, Mr Wong. 876 01:15:08,294 --> 01:15:10,296 Isn't he acting like he's the host? 877 01:15:10,505 --> 01:15:13,174 - This is his home! - How come | didn't khow this before? 878 01:15:13,383 --> 01:15:15,635 There are lots of things you don't khow. Let's go. 879 01:15:20,056 --> 01:15:22,475 Sis, let me introduce you to some friends of mine. 880 01:15:23,685 --> 01:15:26,896 - You're trying to pull this stunt again? - We're on a truce for now. 881 01:15:27,105 --> 01:15:29,107 Now let me teach you. 882 01:15:29,274 --> 01:15:30,275 We're out in the market, 883 01:15:30,483 --> 01:15:32,694 and you're worried about your vegetables at home? 884 01:15:32,902 --> 01:15:33,903 Right? 885 01:15:37,907 --> 01:15:39,534 - | don't getit. - What it means is, 886 01:15:39,743 --> 01:15:42,203 why bring your own packed lunch when you're in the restaurant? 887 01:15:42,412 --> 01:15:43,538 I understand now. Vaseline! 888 01:15:43,747 --> 01:15:47,375 Hey...! If you just tail Vaseline, you won't get anywhere. 889 01:15:47,584 --> 01:15:49,836 Walk around with a guy who makes you look good. 890 01:15:51,212 --> 01:15:52,213 That's so true. 891 01:15:52,380 --> 01:15:55,383 - Teapot! - Hey, P'm not into picking up girls. 892 01:15:55,592 --> 01:15:57,427 I know, !'m not asking you to. 893 01:15:57,635 --> 01:15:59,846 Your task is to make a fool of yourself. 894 01:16:00,055 --> 01:16:02,640 This should be an easy job for you. Just act your usual self! 895 01:16:02,849 --> 01:16:05,602 - Let's go! - Gold prices have now gone up. 896 01:16:09,689 --> 01:16:11,691 Master, Boss Ho has arrived. 897 01:16:18,198 --> 01:16:20,200 - Show him to the study. - Yes. 898 01:16:22,827 --> 01:16:24,079 This way, please. 899 01:16:31,044 --> 01:16:33,213 - Brother Chiu, my congratulations. - Thank you. 900 01:16:36,257 --> 01:16:37,675 It's a good party tonight. 901 01:16:37,884 --> 01:16:39,385 Thanks to our guests. 902 01:17:04,285 --> 01:17:05,787 Where are you going, sir? 903 01:17:06,996 --> 01:17:09,541 - P'm... looking for the washroom. - Come with us. 904 01:17:14,963 --> 01:17:16,089 It's this way. 905 01:17:16,297 --> 01:17:17,298 Right. 906 01:17:18,842 --> 01:17:20,802 Toilet... Go straight and then take a left. 907 01:17:21,010 --> 01:17:22,262 Thank you. 908 01:17:34,607 --> 01:17:35,942 Mr Lam, thank you. 909 01:17:36,151 --> 01:17:38,987 If you need anything, just phone my secretary, Susan. 910 01:17:39,195 --> 01:17:41,197 - Thank you. - Yes, of course. 911 01:17:41,406 --> 01:17:43,241 Brother, wWhen did I become Susan? 912 01:17:43,449 --> 01:17:46,411 It sounds more classy. I can't introduce you as Sis, can I? 913 01:17:46,578 --> 01:17:50,331 A businessman has to impress, wheel and deal, just to get ahead. 914 01:17:55,503 --> 01:17:57,755 The market is so tough these days. 915 01:17:59,382 --> 01:18:00,383 Miss... 916 01:18:01,134 --> 01:18:03,636 did anyone ever tell you what beautiful eyes you have? 917 01:18:03,845 --> 01:18:05,847 - Really? - There's more... 918 01:18:06,931 --> 01:18:10,476 you got an unrivalled elegance as well. 919 01:18:11,394 --> 01:18:14,981 I can't sleep with you. 'm married. Try that line on someone else. 920 01:18:15,190 --> 01:18:17,609 You're very smooth, though. You might get a chance. 921 01:18:17,775 --> 01:18:20,153 FIl have to excuse myself now. Sorry. 922 01:18:31,664 --> 01:18:33,374 Miss Chan. 923 01:18:40,131 --> 01:18:41,382 That's her. 924 01:18:41,799 --> 01:18:44,802 - Do you khow her? - Not yet, but I will soon. 925 01:18:45,011 --> 01:18:46,930 Look, she's got such femininity! 926 01:18:47,513 --> 01:18:49,307 Hey, how do you define femininity of awoman? 927 01:18:49,641 --> 01:18:50,683 At the sheer sight of her, 928 01:18:50,892 --> 01:18:52,810 you want to leap over and take her in your arms. 929 01:18:52,977 --> 01:18:55,230 Enough talking. Go do what you're good at! 930 01:18:55,688 --> 01:18:57,690 - Which move? - Cop a feel? 931 01:18:59,984 --> 01:19:01,486 Hey, here we go. 932 01:19:09,285 --> 01:19:11,037 It's this floor, it's so slippery. 933 01:19:13,706 --> 01:19:14,707 Miss. 934 01:19:23,591 --> 01:19:26,594 Brother Chiu, is there a problem with your goods? 935 01:19:27,262 --> 01:19:29,180 Everything is fine. Just have your payment ready. 936 01:19:29,389 --> 01:19:32,684 Money is not an issue. But when can | expect to see delivery? 937 01:19:32,892 --> 01:19:34,852 In three days. 938 01:19:35,061 --> 01:19:36,479 Here's my business card. 939 01:19:36,688 --> 01:19:38,106 Thank you. 940 01:19:43,361 --> 01:19:45,113 Five Stars Cleaning Company?! 941 01:19:46,406 --> 01:19:48,408 - How are you, Mr Chan? - How are you? 942 01:19:55,415 --> 01:19:56,874 No problem, then. 943 01:20:03,381 --> 01:20:06,759 Brother Ho, it's confirmed. Now, please excuse me. 944 01:20:08,177 --> 01:20:10,054 Then 'Il take my leave. 945 01:20:12,849 --> 01:20:14,600 - Bring him up here. - Yes. 946 01:20:19,397 --> 01:20:21,399 - Wait for me outside. -Yes. 947 01:20:24,610 --> 01:20:27,113 - You've got a good business there... -IUsSOK. 948 01:20:27,280 --> 01:20:30,283 Mr Jack So. Brother Chiu would like to discuss some business with you. 949 01:20:30,491 --> 01:20:31,492 Brother Chiu? 950 01:20:31,701 --> 01:20:32,952 Hold this glass for me. 951 01:20:33,161 --> 01:20:35,246 - Excuse me, business beckons. - OK. Go ahead... 952 01:20:35,455 --> 01:20:36,789 This way, please. 953 01:20:42,503 --> 01:20:44,339 Teapot, come dance with me. 954 01:20:44,547 --> 01:20:45,548 OK. 955 01:20:49,594 --> 01:20:51,346 Mister, would you like to dance? 956 01:20:54,474 --> 01:20:55,725 No, thanks. 957 01:21:01,606 --> 01:21:02,982 Boss, this is Mr Jack So. 958 01:21:03,191 --> 01:21:05,902 Brother Chiu, we've actually met before. How are you? 959 01:21:07,153 --> 01:21:09,530 Really? I heard that you're pretty infamous. 960 01:21:09,739 --> 01:21:12,200 Not guite. I had two lads under me that were even more infamous. 961 01:21:12,408 --> 01:21:14,285 One was Scarface Wing. The other Cat Shit Keung. 962 01:21:14,494 --> 01:21:16,162 They used to cut people up with machetes! 963 01:21:16,329 --> 01:21:18,748 So, what line of business does Five Stars engage in? 964 01:21:18,956 --> 01:21:22,126 It's awesome. Our Five Stars Cleaning Company is massive, 965 01:21:22,335 --> 01:21:25,463 with a staff count of over 100, plus five directors. 966 01:21:25,630 --> 01:21:27,673 We've been tending to your premises here as well. 967 01:21:27,882 --> 01:21:30,635 If you need anything, just reach for that dial. 968 01:21:30,843 --> 01:21:33,638 Five Stars' future has never looked better. 969 01:21:35,556 --> 01:21:37,809 Then... wWhere's my briefcase? 970 01:21:38,393 --> 01:21:40,645 - What? - Give it back now... 971 01:21:40,853 --> 01:21:42,897 or you'Il be sorry. 972 01:21:43,106 --> 01:21:45,483 Fm sorry? F'm not sorry. I don't khow what you're on about! 973 01:21:47,652 --> 01:21:50,029 - SO you're not going to tell? - Fve just said | don't khow. 974 01:21:55,701 --> 01:21:56,702 Well? 975 01:21:56,911 --> 01:21:59,163 Well"?! You're the one who kicked me for no real reason. 976 01:21:59,330 --> 01:22:00,957 I should be the one asking the guestion! 977 01:22:03,501 --> 01:22:05,002 You're still not telling? 978 01:22:06,212 --> 01:22:09,173 You wonr't tell... maybe your partners will. 979 01:22:09,382 --> 01:22:11,592 Bring him downstairs. Round up his partners! 980 01:22:17,557 --> 01:22:18,975 What's going on? 981 01:22:20,560 --> 01:22:23,354 That bastard Chan Chiu! He tricked me into some business get-together, 982 01:22:23,563 --> 01:22:25,356 and asked for a briefcase | don't khow about. 983 01:22:25,690 --> 01:22:30,445 At which point he pointed a gun at me, beating me till I couldn't scream. 984 01:22:31,529 --> 01:22:34,699 It's nothing. No need for concern. It's a misunderstanding. 985 01:22:35,450 --> 01:22:38,077 Misunderstanding?! You were going to round up my partners! 986 01:22:38,286 --> 01:22:40,288 But don't worry, | didn't rat you out. 987 01:22:40,496 --> 01:22:44,000 Now, my partners are all here, you want to get me, or kill me?! 988 01:22:44,500 --> 01:22:46,961 Such a big deal for nothing! We're leaving! 989 01:22:47,128 --> 01:22:48,379 Please ask them to stay. 990 01:22:48,963 --> 01:22:50,465 What? Don't block my way! 991 01:22:55,428 --> 01:22:56,679 Go to hell, you! 992 01:23:10,610 --> 01:23:12,612 Hey! Get your hands off me...! 993 01:23:32,006 --> 01:23:33,257 Damn you! 994 01:23:51,400 --> 01:23:52,652 Sorry, my apologies. 995 01:23:58,074 --> 01:24:00,576 - Dad, wWhat's happening? - Get back inside! 996 01:24:00,993 --> 01:24:02,245 Get inside! 997 01:24:07,500 --> 01:24:08,876 Piss off! 998 01:24:13,381 --> 01:24:16,509 Master always said “Fight them head-on, don't stop till you drop.' Bring it! 999 01:24:21,138 --> 01:24:23,558 That's all you've got? I can take guite a bit, come on! 1000 01:24:28,062 --> 01:24:29,313 Fm still better. 1001 01:25:15,776 --> 01:25:18,112 Keep that leg down, or F'Il stamp it in two. 1002 01:25:18,988 --> 01:25:20,281 I already know that. 1003 01:25:30,458 --> 01:25:31,751 Pressure-point fighting? 1004 01:25:50,853 --> 01:25:52,104 Damn you! 1005 01:25:55,941 --> 01:25:57,943 Hey, what's really going on here? 1006 01:25:58,277 --> 01:26:00,363 I don't even khow how it escalated into such a mess. 1007 01:26:00,780 --> 01:26:02,531 Looks like it'Il be hard to get out of this. 1008 01:26:16,337 --> 01:26:17,338 Lighter! 1009 01:26:22,510 --> 01:26:24,136 Teapot, hold them back! 1010 01:26:34,313 --> 01:26:36,273 If you kill them, who's going to cough up my goods? 1011 01:26:40,027 --> 01:26:41,779 We'II wait for you outside! 1012 01:26:44,532 --> 01:26:46,283 Hey, you lot are abandoning me? 1013 01:27:09,807 --> 01:27:11,600 - After them! - Chase your mum! 1014 01:27:11,809 --> 01:27:13,060 Put out the fire first! 1015 01:27:13,394 --> 01:27:14,895 - Put out that fire now! -Yes! 1016 01:27:20,109 --> 01:27:21,360 Start the car. 1017 01:27:27,074 --> 01:27:29,076 I feel better already. 1018 01:27:30,703 --> 01:27:31,954 You shouldn't be. 1019 01:27:32,705 --> 01:27:33,706 Don't move! 1020 01:27:39,211 --> 01:27:41,297 Hey, stop the car! Wait for me! 1021 01:27:41,505 --> 01:27:43,507 Don't make any stupid moves. Stop the car! 1022 01:27:46,302 --> 01:27:48,053 What the hell?! You're leaving without me?! 1023 01:27:48,262 --> 01:27:51,432 Luckily, I got away. Imagine if | didn't! That's why I say camaraderie is a lie! 1024 01:27:59,690 --> 01:28:01,192 Sorry, I got in the wrong car. 1025 01:28:03,694 --> 01:28:05,196 Well, how could | be wrong? 1026 01:28:07,907 --> 01:28:10,659 Marvellous. Youth is truly formidable. 1027 01:28:10,951 --> 01:28:12,953 Fancy pulling such a move on Chan Chiu. 1028 01:28:14,038 --> 01:28:15,790 P'maman of my word. 1029 01:28:15,998 --> 01:28:17,541 If you hand my briefcase back, 1030 01:28:17,750 --> 01:28:20,002 FII give you 20 million to buy some sweets. 1031 01:28:20,211 --> 01:28:21,337 What briefcase? 1032 01:28:21,629 --> 01:28:24,131 Stop pretending. It'II just annoy me. 1033 01:28:24,340 --> 01:28:26,842 We really don't have it. I don't khow what you're talking about. 1034 01:28:27,051 --> 01:28:29,136 Big Brother, let us do the asking. 1035 01:28:29,345 --> 01:28:31,096 A few slashes should do the trick. 1036 01:28:31,305 --> 01:28:34,391 OK, go ahead. | don't want to be stressed by this one. 1037 01:28:34,975 --> 01:28:36,977 Hold it, wait. 1038 01:28:37,186 --> 01:28:39,146 Hey, let's not be greedy under the circumstances. 1039 01:28:39,355 --> 01:28:41,899 Why don't we do business with Big Brother, instead of Chan Chiu? 1040 01:28:42,107 --> 01:28:44,860 - He seems more to the point. - Good there's one who thinks straight. 1041 01:28:45,402 --> 01:28:48,405 Settled, then. Let's do the transaction at 9am tomorrow, park at the peak. 1042 01:28:48,614 --> 01:28:51,325 - Alright. Let's go now. - Watch it, Big Brother! 1043 01:28:51,534 --> 01:28:55,538 You think F'm a little three-year-old boy? Leave this young lady here as our hostage. 1044 01:28:56,330 --> 01:28:57,957 No! Brother, | don't want to stay here. 1045 01:29:00,251 --> 01:29:01,961 So you're siblings... 1046 01:29:02,127 --> 01:29:03,379 Even better! 1047 01:29:06,006 --> 01:29:07,508 Sorry, Big Brother. 1048 01:29:09,593 --> 01:29:11,762 Sis, don't you Worry, we'll come back for you soon. 1049 01:29:11,929 --> 01:29:15,432 If | don't hear from you by daybreak, FII stop playing nice. 1050 01:29:15,641 --> 01:29:16,642 Kill the hostage! 1051 01:29:17,059 --> 01:29:19,812 - YOU—- - Hold it. Sure, no problem. 1052 01:29:19,979 --> 01:29:21,480 - Let's go. - Remember that! 1053 01:29:21,981 --> 01:29:22,982 Yes. 1054 01:29:23,190 --> 01:29:25,192 Come on, let's go. 1055 01:29:29,905 --> 01:29:31,907 Big Brother, should we tail them? 1056 01:29:32,074 --> 01:29:34,994 No need. I don't want Chan Chiu to pick up on this. 1057 01:29:35,661 --> 01:29:37,705 We don't have that briefcase. Why did you say we do? 1058 01:29:37,913 --> 01:29:39,331 Yeah. Where are we going to find it? 1059 01:29:39,540 --> 01:29:41,333 - What do we do now, then? - Yeah. 1060 01:29:41,542 --> 01:29:44,587 Yes, SOo what?! If I hadr't said that, you think we'd have escaped?! 1061 01:29:45,212 --> 01:29:47,214 - What I mean is— - | khow what you wanna say. 1062 01:29:47,381 --> 01:29:49,508 You want to take any briefcase and fake it. 1063 01:29:49,675 --> 01:29:51,552 These cheap tricks won't work. 1064 01:29:51,844 --> 01:29:53,888 No, not really. As long as they can be fooled. 1065 01:29:54,096 --> 01:29:55,097 You're nuts! 1066 01:29:55,306 --> 01:29:57,308 Do you happen to know the size, what it looks like, 1067 01:29:57,474 --> 01:29:58,851 and the contents of that briefcase? 1068 01:29:59,351 --> 01:30:02,104 - No. - Then how do we fake it? 1069 01:30:02,688 --> 01:30:04,940 - That's why you're always right. - Here. 1070 01:30:05,608 --> 01:30:08,110 - What briefcase is this? - I think it's the one they're after. 1071 01:30:08,736 --> 01:30:10,112 So why didn't you tell us before? 1072 01:30:10,696 --> 01:30:12,489 I wanted to, but you guys kept cutting me off. 1073 01:30:12,698 --> 01:30:15,534 - Why did you cut him off? - Stop it. Let's open it and look. 1074 01:30:28,714 --> 01:30:31,425 - Wow, what? - Nothing, just a premature Wow.' 1075 01:30:39,099 --> 01:30:41,602 It's all US dollars! See! 1076 01:30:41,894 --> 01:30:44,855 - US dollars. We'II be fine. We're rich. - SO much...! 1077 01:30:45,064 --> 01:30:47,608 - Smells good too! - It's all 100 dollar bills. 1078 01:30:47,775 --> 01:30:48,776 We're rich...! 1079 01:30:50,486 --> 01:30:52,446 Look! And stacks of it too! 1080 01:30:54,239 --> 01:30:55,991 Smells nicer than the best perfume. 1081 01:30:57,493 --> 01:30:59,495 - That's right...! - Nicer than perfume. 1082 01:30:59,703 --> 01:31:01,789 Hey, can't you see it's all counterfeit? 1083 01:31:02,498 --> 01:31:03,874 Joke about something else! 1084 01:31:04,708 --> 01:31:06,877 Here. This is a printing plate for counterfeit bills. 1085 01:31:11,924 --> 01:31:13,801 Even better! We can print it ourselves! 1086 01:31:14,760 --> 01:31:17,054 - You khow how? - No. 1087 01:31:17,888 --> 01:31:19,390 This is all worthless to us. 1088 01:31:20,474 --> 01:31:23,477 You lot are greedy beyond belief. We need this to get Sis back. 1089 01:31:24,728 --> 01:31:25,980 Let's put it back. 1090 01:31:26,188 --> 01:31:28,732 How uncaring! You lot would take this cash over my sister. 1091 01:31:28,941 --> 01:31:30,442 - Let's go, then. - Hang On. 1092 01:31:30,651 --> 01:31:32,778 Don't rush, let's get changed first. 1093 01:32:17,197 --> 01:32:19,408 - Hey, can you see them yet? - Not yet. 1094 01:32:19,575 --> 01:32:22,411 - Let'srun, then! - Run?! They'II spot us if we make a move. 1095 01:32:25,289 --> 01:32:27,374 Right, we have to split up and distract them. 1096 01:32:27,583 --> 01:32:31,295 The three of you lure Chan's lads to the warehouse, and try to stall them. 1097 01:32:31,503 --> 01:32:34,006 Curly, you take these two printing plates and lure Ho here. 1098 01:32:34,173 --> 01:32:35,591 That's sending me to my death! 1099 01:32:35,799 --> 01:32:38,635 Don't worry. Nobody gets rid of the monks after going vegetarian. 1100 01:32:40,095 --> 01:32:42,514 - PIl fetch the cavalry. - What cavalry? Do we have cavalry? 1101 01:32:42,931 --> 01:32:44,850 No. But don't you worry. 1102 01:32:45,809 --> 01:32:47,561 Our fate looks really bleak. 1103 01:32:48,562 --> 01:32:51,523 Don't worry. Chan Chiu won't kill us before he gets his printing plates. 1104 01:32:51,732 --> 01:32:54,485 Even if he gets one, he still wouldn't kill us. 1105 01:32:58,697 --> 01:32:59,698 They're coming. 1106 01:32:59,907 --> 01:33:01,158 Here. You take these. 1107 01:33:03,202 --> 01:33:04,495 Why aren't you looking for them? 1108 01:33:04,703 --> 01:33:06,455 - Could you go any slower?! - Yes. 1109 01:33:07,539 --> 01:33:09,541 - Gotit? Take care. - OK. 1110 01:33:12,002 --> 01:33:15,297 - Hey, this isn't a trick, right? - Ihave no idea, but it doesn't matter. 1111 01:33:15,506 --> 01:33:17,257 P'm used to being tricked. 1112 01:33:19,760 --> 01:33:20,844 Over there! 1113 01:33:22,805 --> 01:33:24,807 I can see them! Don't run! 1114 01:33:28,894 --> 01:33:30,646 - Get over there. -Yes. 1115 01:33:32,439 --> 01:33:33,941 Hey, let's go. 1116 01:33:34,483 --> 01:33:35,984 Hey...! 1117 01:33:44,701 --> 01:33:46,495 I didn't see anything. I don't khow anything. 1118 01:33:53,460 --> 01:33:55,838 - You killed him? - No, I was sShooting at the lock. 1119 01:33:56,046 --> 01:33:57,673 - Watch before you fire. - Yes. 1120 01:33:59,925 --> 01:34:01,176 Let's go. 1121 01:34:21,405 --> 01:34:23,657 - Teapot, do you knhow how to drive? - Yes. 1122 01:34:24,491 --> 01:34:25,993 - Go, then. - What for? 1123 01:34:26,201 --> 01:34:28,537 - Break out of here. - ON My OWN? 1124 01:34:28,745 --> 01:34:31,748 They say: “One man can hold the pass against ten thousand enemies.' 1125 01:34:32,332 --> 01:34:33,584 | can't do it. 1126 01:34:33,792 --> 01:34:36,044 Come on, I need to save strength. 1127 01:35:12,456 --> 01:35:15,209 Hey, go fight somewhere else, don't involve me. Go...! 1128 01:35:40,400 --> 01:35:42,527 You only khow how to pull a gun. What else can you do? 1129 01:35:42,736 --> 01:35:44,863 - Punch and kick. - Put the gun away, then! 1130 01:35:45,030 --> 01:35:47,741 You've both been posing cool all night. Go get them! 1131 01:36:22,401 --> 01:36:24,486 Where've you been? You're covered in sweat. 1132 01:36:24,695 --> 01:36:26,238 I was looking everywhere for you guys. 1133 01:36:50,554 --> 01:36:52,055 One of themis here! 1134 01:36:56,977 --> 01:36:58,228 Hey! Behind us-- 1135 01:36:58,979 --> 01:37:00,355 This is nerve-wracking. 1136 01:37:00,564 --> 01:37:01,606 Same for me! 1137 01:37:01,773 --> 01:37:04,776 - IIl be OK. - Ifit's OK, wWhy would I be here? 1138 01:37:07,863 --> 01:37:10,991 You're a nuisance to the living alive, a nuisance to the dead when you're dead! 1139 01:37:22,210 --> 01:37:24,296 Don't come for me! You find a way out! 1140 01:37:36,683 --> 01:37:37,893 Damn you! 1141 01:39:05,689 --> 01:39:07,190 We found these three. 1142 01:39:09,151 --> 01:39:10,402 Give me the briefcase. 1143 01:39:10,610 --> 01:39:12,612 Now you go finish them off. 1144 01:39:18,034 --> 01:39:19,286 Hold it! 1145 01:39:20,704 --> 01:39:22,706 - Lucky me! - Where are the other plates? 1146 01:39:22,873 --> 01:39:25,792 - We traded them in for life insurance. - What? 1147 01:39:26,001 --> 01:39:29,296 - Our big brother has it. - Big brother? Who is your big brother? 1148 01:39:29,504 --> 01:39:30,922 - He's— - Vaseline, dor't tell him! 1149 01:39:31,131 --> 01:39:33,049 Tell me! If you don't, P'II kill you all. 1150 01:39:33,258 --> 01:39:35,093 You wouldn't hesitate to kill if you were able! 1151 01:39:35,302 --> 01:39:37,137 - Our big brother is on his way here. - Teapot! 1152 01:39:37,345 --> 01:39:39,806 Exhaust Pipe, we have to look out for ourselves. 1153 01:39:39,973 --> 01:39:42,476 If Big Brother has any integrity, he'Il come and get us. 1154 01:39:42,684 --> 01:39:45,645 If he doesn't, serves him right to come into this mess anyway. 1155 01:39:45,854 --> 01:39:48,356 But if he khows what a mess we're in, he might chicken out. 1156 01:39:48,857 --> 01:39:51,401 True, it's so typical of these big brothers. 1157 01:39:51,610 --> 01:39:53,028 Good, !'Il wait here for him. 1158 01:40:00,160 --> 01:40:01,745 Big Brother, don't come, no matter what! 1159 01:40:03,121 --> 01:40:05,582 Big Brother, he's trouble. Why don't we kill him off? 1160 01:40:05,999 --> 01:40:08,960 No. Such loyalty is guite rare these days. 1161 01:40:13,507 --> 01:40:15,008 They're coming...! Here! 1162 01:40:25,936 --> 01:40:27,187 Ho Man?! 1163 01:40:30,190 --> 01:40:32,192 Hey, you're not setting me up, are you? 1164 01:40:32,400 --> 01:40:33,985 Why would I dare set you up, Big Brother? 1165 01:40:34,402 --> 01:40:36,404 - M not your big brother. - OK. 1166 01:40:39,991 --> 01:40:42,494 Teapot, Exhaust Pipe, Vaseline! We're here! 1167 01:40:46,873 --> 01:40:47,874 Big Brother. 1168 01:40:50,335 --> 01:40:53,088 Don't mention the word “brother'! Whoever answers to that will die! 1169 01:40:53,296 --> 01:40:54,548 What? 1170 01:40:56,132 --> 01:40:59,261 They were right, it was you who was trying to pull a fast one on me. 1171 01:41:00,262 --> 01:41:02,430 Brother Chiu... you're mistaken. 1172 01:41:02,639 --> 01:41:05,100 Big Brother, FIlassume the danger for you. 1173 01:41:05,308 --> 01:41:06,476 Your printing plates. 1174 01:41:06,685 --> 01:41:08,728 He's got the other one. You two sort this out. 1175 01:41:09,604 --> 01:41:12,274 - Brother Chiu, I can explain. - No point! 1176 01:41:12,482 --> 01:41:14,359 Brothers! Set the formation! 1177 01:41:22,576 --> 01:41:23,577 Go! 1178 01:41:29,874 --> 01:41:32,877 Ho Man! Let us rumble today! 1179 01:41:39,509 --> 01:41:41,511 A fight between two tigers. One of them must die. 1180 01:41:42,095 --> 01:41:43,930 The remaining one will eat us up. 1181 01:42:03,783 --> 01:42:05,785 Big Brother, the cops are here. 1182 01:42:06,286 --> 01:42:08,288 - Letsgo. - GO. 1183 01:42:11,708 --> 01:42:13,710 - Let's get going as well. - Yes. 1184 01:42:51,998 --> 01:42:53,249 Get down! 1185 01:42:58,380 --> 01:42:59,881 What a scene! 1186 01:43:16,898 --> 01:43:18,441 - Ranks?! - Ouiet! 1187 01:43:19,192 --> 01:43:20,694 Stand to the side. 1188 01:43:21,861 --> 01:43:23,154 Gather all the evidence. 1189 01:43:27,492 --> 01:43:28,993 Is he for real? 1190 01:43:29,994 --> 01:43:32,247 Sir, the evidence is here. 1191 01:43:33,957 --> 01:43:35,208 You're caught red-handed. 1192 01:43:35,375 --> 01:43:38,336 I think you'Il be at Her Majesty's Hotel for the remainder of your lives. 1193 01:43:39,546 --> 01:43:40,547 Take them away. 1194 01:43:44,259 --> 01:43:46,803 Get up...! Let's get them back. Go! 1195 01:43:50,306 --> 01:43:52,434 - Sir, can l ask you a guestion? - Ask. 1196 01:43:52,642 --> 01:43:55,145 - Are you for real? - Of course 'm for real. 1197 01:43:55,353 --> 01:43:58,273 Fm with the Royal Hong Kong Police Special Force unit. 1198 01:43:58,481 --> 01:44:01,484 I specialise in going undercover, in order to combat triad crime. 1199 01:44:01,776 --> 01:44:04,487 Oh, yes. Thank you for your cooperation in this operation. 1200 01:44:04,696 --> 01:44:07,157 But I still need you to come with me and give your statements. 1201 01:44:08,199 --> 01:44:10,201 Fve always had very distinguished friends. 1202 01:44:10,410 --> 01:44:11,911 You're certainly one of them. 1203 01:44:12,996 --> 01:44:15,999 No wonder you were so rude, it turns out you're a cop! 1204 01:44:16,374 --> 01:44:17,625 You're great! 1205 01:44:17,834 --> 01:44:19,836 I knew right from the start you were the real deal. 1206 01:44:20,044 --> 01:44:21,796 To know a hero, is to respect a hero! 1207 01:44:23,923 --> 01:44:26,593 My master said snitches are the worst. 1208 01:44:26,801 --> 01:44:28,803 Luckily, I never listened to my master! 1209 01:44:30,013 --> 01:44:33,475 Ranks, you look great in uniform. I really like it. 1210 01:44:34,184 --> 01:44:36,102 Fm applying for the police force tomorrow. 1211 01:44:36,311 --> 01:44:37,562 Come on. 1212 01:44:44,235 --> 01:44:45,904 Sit still. What's up with you? 1213 01:44:46,112 --> 01:44:48,656 I don't khow why. As soon as Fm in the precinct, I feel uneasy. 1214 01:44:48,823 --> 01:44:51,409 - Just like seeing mother-in-law. - Do you have a mother-in-law? 1215 01:44:51,576 --> 01:44:54,496 No, it's just a metaphor for how uneasy I am. 1216 01:44:55,955 --> 01:44:57,499 - Fatty! It's you again! - Yes, Sir. 1217 01:44:57,707 --> 01:44:59,292 What did you get yourself into this time? 1218 01:44:59,501 --> 01:45:01,544 No idea. Probably something unresolved from my past. 1219 01:45:01,753 --> 01:45:03,213 Let me help you. 1220 01:45:04,339 --> 01:45:06,174 Sir, do you rank well here? 1221 01:45:07,050 --> 01:45:09,552 - Three stars. You know what that is? - No. 1222 01:45:14,891 --> 01:45:16,893 Three stars stand for Chief Inspector. 1223 01:45:17,685 --> 01:45:19,562 Teapot, give me your hand. 1224 01:45:23,107 --> 01:45:24,192 The other way. 1225 01:45:27,654 --> 01:45:28,905 GOOD CITIZEN AWARD 1226 01:45:29,906 --> 01:45:30,907 For me? 1227 01:45:32,200 --> 01:45:34,202 Here. Also a 520,000 reward. 1228 01:45:35,411 --> 01:45:36,663 Thank you, sir. 1229 01:45:37,789 --> 01:45:39,541 We have money for the wedding now. 1230 01:45:41,751 --> 01:45:42,961 71086. 1231 01:45:43,127 --> 01:45:46,381 You can take some credit for this case as well. Here's yours. 1232 01:45:48,007 --> 01:45:49,259 MERIT AWARD 1233 01:45:50,677 --> 01:45:53,513 Sir, just a prize? Do I get a pay rise? 1234 01:45:53,680 --> 01:45:55,139 - Yes. - Really? 1235 01:45:55,348 --> 01:45:56,349 But not now. 1236 01:45:56,558 --> 01:45:59,477 Wait for the government to adjust the salary, there'Il be a pay rise then. 1237 01:45:59,686 --> 01:46:01,062 That means nothing. 1238 01:46:04,774 --> 01:46:06,025 How did it go? 1239 01:46:06,526 --> 01:46:07,527 They give me this thing. 1240 01:46:07,735 --> 01:46:09,612 That's guite good, an encouragement for you. 1241 01:46:09,779 --> 01:46:11,698 “Good?!” A pay rise is wWhat I would call “good'. 1242 01:46:12,991 --> 01:46:15,034 - | have something to tell you. - What? 1243 01:46:15,243 --> 01:46:16,661 Fm ready to marry you. 1244 01:46:18,788 --> 01:46:19,789 Really?! 1245 01:46:19,998 --> 01:46:22,458 Fm sorry, fatty. She's agreed to marry me! 1246 01:46:22,625 --> 01:46:24,377 Fve been looking forward to this! 1247 01:46:26,754 --> 01:46:29,591 - Congratulations. - Can't you time your congratulations? 1248 01:46:29,799 --> 01:46:32,802 - Hey, let me treat you to yum cha. - OK, F'Il race you to the gate. 1249 01:46:33,011 --> 01:46:34,554 - OK. - Hang On. 1250 01:46:34,762 --> 01:46:37,682 No... FIl carry my girlfriend. You'll carry your girlfriend. 1251 01:46:37,891 --> 01:46:39,392 - OK? - OK. 1252 01:46:40,977 --> 01:46:43,187 One, two, three...!