1 00:00:20,583 --> 00:00:23,296 Who took my Lemoy CD 2 00:00:34,589 --> 00:00:37,560 NATURE VS. NURTURE 3 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:44,146 Surrender, Chode! 4 00:00:44,220 --> 00:00:47,250 And I will spare the lives of you and your crew! 5 00:00:47,348 --> 00:00:48,335 You will? 6 00:00:48,365 --> 00:00:49,846 Of course not! 7 00:00:53,281 --> 00:00:54,196 By the way, 8 00:00:54,274 --> 00:00:56,653 what do you people think of that evil laugh? 9 00:00:56,731 --> 00:00:59,816 I've been working on it but I'm not sure it's there yet. 10 00:00:59,834 --> 00:01:01,625 Frankly it stinks! 11 00:01:02,362 --> 00:01:06,018 - I didn't buy it. - It sounded forced. Amateurish. 12 00:01:06,092 --> 00:01:06,951 Pretty hokey. 13 00:01:06,989 --> 00:01:08,682 I told you I wasn't ready! 14 00:01:08,707 --> 00:01:11,946 You people are a useless bunch of sycophants! 15 00:01:11,986 --> 00:01:15,495 And I'm sick! Sick of it I tell you! 16 00:01:15,558 --> 00:01:17,619 Hello?! Mr. Hissy fit? 17 00:01:17,668 --> 00:01:19,116 Could we just finish up here? 18 00:01:19,239 --> 00:01:22,012 Oh, you're finished alright. 19 00:01:22,128 --> 00:01:23,639 Before you blow up my ship, 20 00:01:23,683 --> 00:01:26,661 at least let me release my precious cargo to you. 21 00:01:26,750 --> 00:01:29,105 Precious cargo? What is it? 22 00:01:29,173 --> 00:01:31,818 You know how you love ice cream... 23 00:01:31,929 --> 00:01:34,884 Oooh! Gimme it! Gimme it! Gimme it! 24 00:01:34,951 --> 00:01:37,640 Well, this ice cream is photon-torpedo flavored. 25 00:01:41,702 --> 00:01:44,013 I'll get you Chode... 26 00:01:49,518 --> 00:01:51,140 Captain, we've only winged them. 27 00:01:51,207 --> 00:01:52,985 As soon as they recover, they'll come after us. 28 00:01:53,038 --> 00:01:55,104 Right. Warp speed, Bob! 29 00:01:55,142 --> 00:01:58,297 Does anyone hear my "something's horribly wrong" alarm? 30 00:01:58,319 --> 00:02:00,373 Or has everyone gone deaf? 31 00:02:00,595 --> 00:02:02,329 We have damage to the warp drive, 32 00:02:02,351 --> 00:02:05,240 we're going to have to head for the nearest planet for repairs. 33 00:02:05,306 --> 00:02:06,951 The closest planet is Muldavia 5. 34 00:02:06,995 --> 00:02:10,730 Is that the planet where the women are insatiable nymphomaniacs?! 35 00:02:10,841 --> 00:02:13,508 - No. - Damn! Where is that planet?! 36 00:02:22,117 --> 00:02:23,784 Wow! So this is Muldavia. 37 00:02:23,860 --> 00:02:26,637 This is the kind of place I've always dreamed about living in. 38 00:02:26,660 --> 00:02:29,104 One of my sisters lived in Muldavia once. 39 00:02:29,193 --> 00:02:30,038 Which one? 40 00:02:30,103 --> 00:02:31,493 The one I can't stand. 41 00:02:31,566 --> 00:02:34,225 She's pushy, she's loud, and she's a slut... 42 00:02:34,236 --> 00:02:35,821 the exact opposite of me! 43 00:02:35,870 --> 00:02:36,846 Really? 44 00:02:36,968 --> 00:02:39,407 Zip right into that spaceport there, Bob. 45 00:02:39,504 --> 00:02:43,163 Zip? If any one cares, I can't feel my landing gear. 46 00:03:03,915 --> 00:03:06,476 Don't shoot. I can explain everything. 47 00:03:08,661 --> 00:03:10,051 What are they doing? 48 00:03:10,100 --> 00:03:12,198 For some reason they're looking at their shoes. 49 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:14,232 Maybe it's the way they greet each other. 50 00:03:14,275 --> 00:03:16,362 Everybody, look at your shoes! 51 00:03:19,729 --> 00:03:20,868 Greetings. 52 00:03:20,927 --> 00:03:22,847 Sorry about the cock-eyed landing, 53 00:03:22,848 --> 00:03:24,413 but my ship's on the fritz and.. 54 00:03:24,484 --> 00:03:26,618 we will repair it immediately! 55 00:03:32,507 --> 00:03:33,859 Nice try buddy, 56 00:03:33,912 --> 00:03:36,758 but how 'bout a couple of estimates, I wasn't born yesterday. 57 00:03:36,829 --> 00:03:38,300 There is no charge for the work. 58 00:03:38,359 --> 00:03:41,063 We are honored to have you visit our spacedock. 59 00:03:41,134 --> 00:03:42,865 Honored? To have Chode? 60 00:03:42,936 --> 00:03:45,000 They mustn't get many visitors way out here. 61 00:03:45,059 --> 00:03:46,885 Their behavior is odd. 62 00:03:46,956 --> 00:03:49,232 In the meantime, may we escort you 63 00:03:49,233 --> 00:03:50,798 and your entourage into the city? 64 00:03:50,869 --> 00:03:52,315 By all means. 65 00:03:52,394 --> 00:03:55,809 Maybe we should stay with the ship in case it's a trick. 66 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:58,299 Good idea. That's smart. 67 00:03:58,347 --> 00:03:59,841 I meant all of us. 68 00:03:59,900 --> 00:04:03,565 Not me, I wanna find out what else is free on this planet. 69 00:04:03,873 --> 00:04:06,482 Lead the way, my good man. 70 00:04:12,873 --> 00:04:15,079 What a nice friendly place. 71 00:04:15,180 --> 00:04:17,030 They treat you like a king! 72 00:04:27,655 --> 00:04:29,457 Ok, watch the tentacles. 73 00:04:29,523 --> 00:04:31,207 I'm not gonna steal nothin', 74 00:04:31,254 --> 00:04:33,697 you can check my pockets on the way out. 75 00:04:59,401 --> 00:05:01,583 Hey, what kind of screwy mirror is this? 76 00:05:01,643 --> 00:05:04,251 Brother! At last I've found you! 77 00:05:04,323 --> 00:05:05,817 Whoa! Stay where you are. 78 00:05:05,888 --> 00:05:08,663 You may be good looking, but I'm not afraid to mess you up. 79 00:05:08,770 --> 00:05:09,955 Don't you see? 80 00:05:10,003 --> 00:05:11,971 You are my long lost twin! 81 00:05:12,037 --> 00:05:16,140 I'm King Regis Philbrick, ruler of all of Muldavia. 82 00:05:16,211 --> 00:05:17,254 And you are? 83 00:05:17,355 --> 00:05:19,561 Chode. Commander of jupiter 42. 84 00:05:19,632 --> 00:05:22,312 But to tell you the truth, I don't see any resemblance. 85 00:05:22,419 --> 00:05:24,482 How bout if I slump like this, 86 00:05:24,529 --> 00:05:26,830 make my eyes shifty like that, 87 00:05:26,890 --> 00:05:30,399 and put a wise-ass smirk on my face like so! 88 00:05:30,969 --> 00:05:33,411 You are my twin! But how?! 89 00:05:33,537 --> 00:05:35,458 I think I can explain. 90 00:05:35,553 --> 00:05:39,062 My father, the late King Donald Pumpus the 27th 91 00:05:39,169 --> 00:05:40,569 told me I was adopted 92 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:43,675 and that I had a twin somewhere in the universe. 93 00:05:43,759 --> 00:05:45,395 You mean we're brothers? 94 00:05:45,466 --> 00:05:48,763 Yes, identical in every way. 95 00:05:48,810 --> 00:05:51,964 I guess our real parents couldn't afford to raise two children, 96 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:54,105 so they gave me up. 97 00:05:54,199 --> 00:05:56,476 It must have been heart wrenching. 98 00:05:59,227 --> 00:06:02,981 I wonder if we were both blessed with the same happy childhoods. 99 00:06:03,142 --> 00:06:05,364 I wouldn't bet on it. 100 00:06:05,452 --> 00:06:08,726 on my fifth birthday, I got a supercomputer 101 00:06:08,727 --> 00:06:12,226 programmed with every video game on the planet. 102 00:06:12,227 --> 00:06:14,211 What did you get? 103 00:06:14,351 --> 00:06:16,129 A pack of cigarettes. 104 00:06:16,211 --> 00:06:20,071 When I was 16, they gave me my own arabian stallion 105 00:06:20,141 --> 00:06:21,896 and private riding lessons. 106 00:06:21,971 --> 00:06:24,356 I had to drop out of school at 16 107 00:06:24,357 --> 00:06:27,281 to help support our dear old mom and dad. 108 00:06:27,386 --> 00:06:30,357 I received the best education money can buy, 109 00:06:30,427 --> 00:06:33,398 you were forced to support our parents. 110 00:06:33,462 --> 00:06:35,509 I like to think it gave me character. 111 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:36,883 You want a date? 112 00:06:36,941 --> 00:06:39,427 With you!? I'd rather get puked on. 113 00:06:39,544 --> 00:06:42,000 That'll cost you fifty. 114 00:06:42,194 --> 00:06:45,615 I'd sure hate to be the loser our parents kept. 115 00:06:45,732 --> 00:06:47,603 You are the loser they kept. 116 00:06:48,743 --> 00:06:50,936 but now, fate has brought us together. 117 00:06:51,126 --> 00:06:52,646 Yeah, so you can gloat. 118 00:06:52,793 --> 00:06:54,021 Well, forget about it. 119 00:06:54,079 --> 00:06:55,892 You might have had a perfect childhood, 120 00:06:56,038 --> 00:06:58,407 you might be rich, you might be powerful, 121 00:06:58,465 --> 00:07:01,886 you might have women at your beck and call... 122 00:07:02,109 --> 00:07:04,244 .. man, I got screwed. 123 00:07:04,334 --> 00:07:05,714 But look at you now. 124 00:07:05,861 --> 00:07:08,728 You're the captain of a star ship 125 00:07:08,784 --> 00:07:10,292 or some kind of sleazy ship. 126 00:07:10,356 --> 00:07:11,948 Free to roam the universe, 127 00:07:12,012 --> 00:07:14,391 with not a care in the world. 128 00:07:14,455 --> 00:07:16,642 Danger! Excitement! Adventure! 129 00:07:16,739 --> 00:07:18,672 I'm actually quite envious. 130 00:07:18,757 --> 00:07:21,816 You mean you would rather have had my childhood instead of yours? 131 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:23,361 What are you, stupid? 132 00:07:23,411 --> 00:07:24,667 Of course not. 133 00:07:24,741 --> 00:07:26,785 But recently, the bureaucratic burden 134 00:07:26,786 --> 00:07:29,916 of ruling an entire planet has grown very heavy. 135 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,921 I wish I could just get on a star ship 136 00:07:31,922 --> 00:07:34,312 and take off into who knows where! 137 00:07:34,391 --> 00:07:36,732 Hey, it's not as exciting as it sounds. 138 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:38,379 You got it pretty good here bro. 139 00:07:39,708 --> 00:07:42,310 Chode, what if we switched places? 140 00:07:42,396 --> 00:07:45,113 I'll take your ship and be free to do as I please. 141 00:07:45,213 --> 00:07:48,710 And you can rule here and live in the lap of luxury. 142 00:07:49,693 --> 00:07:51,803 Let me think abou... yes! 143 00:07:54,276 --> 00:07:55,866 What of your crew? 144 00:07:55,952 --> 00:07:58,004 Do you think they will notice the switch? 145 00:07:58,100 --> 00:08:01,221 Just pretend you're an arrogant bastard who thinks only of himself. 146 00:08:01,308 --> 00:08:02,493 Who needs to pretend? 147 00:08:12,081 --> 00:08:15,347 I'm King Philbrick, I'm King Philbrick, 148 00:08:15,433 --> 00:08:18,439 not Chode but King Philbrick. 149 00:08:18,597 --> 00:08:20,648 Does his majesty, King Philbrick 150 00:08:20,649 --> 00:08:23,424 wish anything before he starts the day? 151 00:08:24,169 --> 00:08:25,857 Your majesty? 152 00:08:26,343 --> 00:08:27,568 King Philbrick? 153 00:08:28,239 --> 00:08:30,412 King Philbrick, are you all right? 154 00:08:32,590 --> 00:08:35,295 Oh me, heh, right, King Philbrick. 155 00:08:35,388 --> 00:08:37,885 Let's see, just a quick trip to the throne 156 00:08:37,931 --> 00:08:39,781 and I'll be good to go. 157 00:08:43,663 --> 00:08:46,437 How am I supposed to take a crap on that? 158 00:08:46,438 --> 00:08:47,640 There's no hole! 159 00:08:56,094 --> 00:08:58,499 Greetings! My loyal subjects! 160 00:08:58,545 --> 00:09:00,722 My god, would you look at that starry sky! 161 00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:03,289 Think of the infinite possibilities. 162 00:09:03,353 --> 00:09:05,156 Somebody's had too much coffee. 163 00:09:05,226 --> 00:09:06,613 Did you sleep well, Chode? 164 00:09:06,983 --> 00:09:08,994 Who? Oh yes, yes I did. 165 00:09:09,064 --> 00:09:10,983 Not a care in the world! 166 00:09:11,195 --> 00:09:12,559 What's on the agenda today? 167 00:09:12,651 --> 00:09:15,125 Are we going to steal something? Or con somebody? 168 00:09:15,275 --> 00:09:17,101 We're trying to lay low. 169 00:09:17,171 --> 00:09:18,951 The Dark Clowns are still in the area. 170 00:09:19,321 --> 00:09:22,743 Oh yes, the dark clowns. What fun! 171 00:09:29,153 --> 00:09:32,043 This is the third damn building I've dedicated today. 172 00:09:32,110 --> 00:09:33,590 When do I get to have some fun? 173 00:09:33,682 --> 00:09:37,611 Well, after this you're giving a speech at the Ministry of Finance, 174 00:09:37,694 --> 00:09:41,000 then you're scheduled to tour the Ministry of the Interior 175 00:09:41,086 --> 00:09:43,444 and then the Ministry of Defence. 176 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:46,658 Where the hell's the Ministry of Booze and Sex? 177 00:09:51,217 --> 00:09:52,026 Sorry, 178 00:09:52,118 --> 00:09:53,367 didn't see your finger there. 179 00:09:53,436 --> 00:09:55,771 Slip that guy a couple of bucks would ya. 180 00:09:57,117 --> 00:09:58,597 Oh look, time for lunch. 181 00:09:58,643 --> 00:10:00,794 What should I have... cornish game hen? 182 00:10:00,909 --> 00:10:03,476 Pheasant under glass? Duck l'orange? 183 00:10:07,665 --> 00:10:08,706 What's this?! 184 00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:11,253 I don't know. But it was dead, so I cooked it. 185 00:10:14,097 --> 00:10:17,172 Computer, scan the area immediately! 186 00:10:17,269 --> 00:10:19,096 Oh, that sounded good. 187 00:10:19,235 --> 00:10:21,824 A Dark Clown battle cruiser has us in a tractor beam! 188 00:10:21,894 --> 00:10:25,732 I'm... trying... to resist but I can't... 189 00:10:25,805 --> 00:10:27,978 It's Darph Bobo! He's found us. 190 00:10:28,094 --> 00:10:29,458 Don't worry, loyal crew, 191 00:10:29,551 --> 00:10:31,470 I'll handle this. Screen on! 192 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,435 Screen on. I love this. 193 00:10:34,221 --> 00:10:36,140 Hello, Chode. 194 00:10:36,231 --> 00:10:39,445 Or should I just call you dead meat. 195 00:10:39,526 --> 00:10:41,767 Quiet, insolent knave and be gone! 196 00:10:41,768 --> 00:10:44,196 You are interrupting my lunch. 197 00:10:44,265 --> 00:10:46,554 Oh, is that so?! 198 00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:49,549 Well I'm about to interrupt your rotten little life 199 00:10:49,550 --> 00:10:50,950 permanently! 200 00:10:51,019 --> 00:10:54,162 Keep it up and I will be forced to send the royal guard after you 201 00:10:54,183 --> 00:10:56,179 and have you thrown into the dungeon! 202 00:10:56,225 --> 00:10:58,061 Would now be a good time to remind you 203 00:10:58,106 --> 00:11:00,126 that we don't have a royal guard? 204 00:11:01,479 --> 00:11:03,911 Activate the laser shredder! 205 00:11:07,992 --> 00:11:10,057 I think my phone's ringing... 206 00:11:11,159 --> 00:11:12,558 I don't hear anything. 207 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:16,446 In Muldavia. I'll just take the shuttle and go answer it. 208 00:11:24,295 --> 00:11:26,598 come on, come on, come on! 209 00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:28,829 May I remind you, 210 00:11:28,830 --> 00:11:31,492 the captain is supposed to go down with the ship. 211 00:11:31,572 --> 00:11:32,995 I'm not the captain! 212 00:11:33,027 --> 00:11:34,748 I suspected it for some time. 213 00:11:34,817 --> 00:11:36,767 Who are you and where is captain Chode? 214 00:11:36,859 --> 00:11:38,327 Where I should be! 215 00:11:38,396 --> 00:11:40,645 In the lap of luxury having the time of his life. 216 00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:44,365 I've never shaken so many hands 217 00:11:44,366 --> 00:11:47,394 or kissed so many snot-nosed babies in my life. 218 00:11:47,452 --> 00:11:50,618 What a miserable racket this turned out to be. 219 00:11:50,695 --> 00:11:53,242 Ooh, a hot bath, that's what I need. 220 00:11:55,445 --> 00:11:57,441 You rang, your highness. 221 00:11:57,510 --> 00:11:59,483 A hot bubble bath and hurry. 222 00:11:59,550 --> 00:12:00,881 I'm sorry sir, 223 00:12:00,949 --> 00:12:03,290 all of the servants quit today. 224 00:12:03,336 --> 00:12:05,837 - Why? - The royal coffers are empty. 225 00:12:05,905 --> 00:12:07,626 You're flat broke. 226 00:12:08,089 --> 00:12:09,558 When did this happen? 227 00:12:09,626 --> 00:12:11,623 I've been telling you this for years, 228 00:12:11,668 --> 00:12:14,101 but you just kept spending all our money 229 00:12:14,169 --> 00:12:16,579 on booze and phone sex. 230 00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:20,292 How am I supposed to pay for booze and phone sex now?! 231 00:12:20,384 --> 00:12:22,725 Why, that no good Philbrick should rot in hell! 232 00:12:22,770 --> 00:12:24,422 That's my line. 233 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:28,071 Draw your own tub, fatso! 234 00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:35,457 Being king sucks the big one. 235 00:12:35,851 --> 00:12:37,090 We can't break free. 236 00:12:37,136 --> 00:12:39,843 We'll need some kind of devious trick to get away. 237 00:12:39,945 --> 00:12:43,708 Only the mind of a sneaky, twisted weasel of a man can save us! 238 00:12:43,799 --> 00:12:46,094 Chode, what are you waiting for?! 239 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,356 He's not Chode. 240 00:12:47,429 --> 00:12:50,343 No, but I am a sneaky, twisted weasel of a man. 241 00:12:50,457 --> 00:12:52,017 It runs in the family. 242 00:12:52,086 --> 00:12:53,761 Chode's my twin brother. 243 00:12:57,941 --> 00:12:59,272 I hope you don't mind, 244 00:12:59,364 --> 00:13:02,691 but I thought it would be fun if I televised your death. 245 00:13:02,831 --> 00:13:06,053 The networks are always looking for the next cheap reality show. 246 00:13:06,117 --> 00:13:08,962 You have five minutes to live! 247 00:13:09,076 --> 00:13:12,380 But it will be painfully stretched over 10 episodes. 248 00:13:12,472 --> 00:13:14,261 Screen off! 249 00:13:14,364 --> 00:13:15,420 How did I sound? 250 00:13:15,488 --> 00:13:17,921 I don't want to be totally unsympathetic. 251 00:13:17,989 --> 00:13:20,009 Try totally pathetic. 252 00:13:20,054 --> 00:13:23,037 I said screen off! 253 00:13:23,087 --> 00:13:25,611 Is that so hard? 254 00:13:25,657 --> 00:13:29,282 I just can't work under these conditions. 255 00:13:30,134 --> 00:13:32,635 Maybe we can contact Chode before it's too late. 256 00:13:32,727 --> 00:13:35,434 Good idea. Two dirty minds are better than one! 257 00:13:37,044 --> 00:13:39,063 Chode! Are you there? 258 00:13:39,132 --> 00:13:40,486 Philbrick, is that you? 259 00:13:40,578 --> 00:13:42,390 Yes, I need your help. 260 00:13:42,459 --> 00:13:44,708 I'll say you do, you're dead broke! 261 00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:47,052 Oh, that. Didn't I mention that? 262 00:13:47,121 --> 00:13:49,346 No. You didn't ya skunk. 263 00:13:49,456 --> 00:13:52,660 Well, anyhoo, Darph Bobo has us in a tractor beam 264 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:55,798 and is going to kill us on live television! 265 00:13:55,887 --> 00:13:59,916 Oh. Just tell Bobo there's a chest full of something precious on board. 266 00:14:00,027 --> 00:14:02,834 - Like uh, uh... - uh... ice cream?! 267 00:14:02,923 --> 00:14:04,966 No I already used that one. 268 00:14:04,999 --> 00:14:07,365 Wow, we really are twins. 269 00:14:07,409 --> 00:14:09,840 Uh, make it chocolate bars this time. 270 00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:12,109 Then, when he demands the chocolate be sent over, 271 00:14:12,110 --> 00:14:15,050 send a box with a thermo nuclear bomb inside. 272 00:14:15,138 --> 00:14:16,641 There's one under my bed. 273 00:14:16,709 --> 00:14:18,190 But won't we be blown up with him? 274 00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:21,482 Nah, they have to turn off the tractor beam to beam something over. 275 00:14:21,571 --> 00:14:24,311 Tell Six to have the hyper drive ready and boom! 276 00:14:24,422 --> 00:14:28,849 You're outta there and all that's left of Bobo is some fried clown fritters. 277 00:14:30,794 --> 00:14:31,877 What the hell is that? 278 00:14:31,981 --> 00:14:35,959 Uh... if history is repeating itself, I'd say it's an ugly violent peasant revolt 279 00:14:36,048 --> 00:14:40,180 which usually ends in somebody's royal head getting lopped off and stuck on a stick! 280 00:14:40,233 --> 00:14:41,382 I'm too young to die! 281 00:14:41,471 --> 00:14:44,741 That's what King Trumpus the 27th said right before they killed him. 282 00:14:45,412 --> 00:14:47,344 Ooops! Gotta go! 283 00:14:47,918 --> 00:14:49,918 Philbrick! Are you in there?! 284 00:14:53,488 --> 00:14:56,488 Come out and take your punishment like a man! 285 00:14:57,687 --> 00:14:59,830 I'm sorry, he's not here! 286 00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:02,041 I think he's on the second floor... 287 00:15:02,107 --> 00:15:03,831 eating cake while you starve. 288 00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:07,986 He's not gonna get away with that! C'mon!! 289 00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:14,136 Greetings, evil one! 290 00:15:14,227 --> 00:15:18,647 Oh, what is it! I'll have you know begging for mercy won't work. 291 00:15:18,735 --> 00:15:22,801 Please accept a small token in hopes that we may start a dialogue 292 00:15:22,862 --> 00:15:24,873 and resolve the differences between us. 293 00:15:24,961 --> 00:15:27,724 It better be a hell of a big token. 294 00:15:27,812 --> 00:15:31,149 Would a case of chocolate bars be to your liking? 295 00:15:31,260 --> 00:15:34,686 Exactly how stupid do you think I am? 296 00:15:34,752 --> 00:15:36,608 You beam the chocolate bars over 297 00:15:36,609 --> 00:15:39,923 and there's a thermo nuclear bomb inside instead... 298 00:15:40,001 --> 00:15:42,807 I have no intention of falling for that... 299 00:15:47,712 --> 00:15:50,275 is that milk chocolate or dark chocolate? 300 00:15:52,376 --> 00:15:54,829 - Dark chocolate. - With nuts? 301 00:15:56,243 --> 00:15:58,586 - Almonds... - Almonds?! 302 00:15:58,830 --> 00:16:01,725 Did I say almonds? I meant hazelnuts! 303 00:16:01,844 --> 00:16:04,871 Hazelnuts! Prepare to die! 304 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:09,999 What am I thinking? These aren't hazelnuts, they're macadamia nuts. 305 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:14,987 Macadamia nuts?!! With dark chocolate?! Tell me there's a raisin and I'll... 306 00:16:15,076 --> 00:16:16,402 Well, whatdoyaknow. 307 00:16:16,468 --> 00:16:19,562 I just bit down on a big fat juicy raisin. 308 00:16:19,644 --> 00:16:20,992 Lemme think about it! 309 00:16:21,324 --> 00:16:23,512 I thought about it. Send it over! 310 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:27,976 I'm putting the laser shredder in neutral, but I'm warning you, 311 00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:31,932 one push of a button and you're all ground beef! 312 00:16:32,021 --> 00:16:34,474 Wow, Uncle Chode, nice going. 313 00:16:34,563 --> 00:16:37,127 He's not Chode, he's Chode's twin. 314 00:16:37,193 --> 00:16:41,348 Allow me to introduce myself: I'm King Philbrick of Muldavia. 315 00:16:41,414 --> 00:16:42,629 Please, no bowing. 316 00:16:42,719 --> 00:16:46,078 You're as arrogant and full of yourself for no good reason as Chode. 317 00:16:46,144 --> 00:16:47,757 It's all in the genes. 318 00:16:47,877 --> 00:16:50,330 By the way, where'd you get a chocolate bar? 319 00:16:50,396 --> 00:16:53,225 Oh there's a big case under Chode's bed next to the bomb. 320 00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:56,915 Bastard! And he knows how much I crave chocolate when I'm in heat. 321 00:16:57,020 --> 00:17:01,042 And judgin' from the looks of ya, I'm bettin' that's pretty often, galzilla. 322 00:17:01,108 --> 00:17:05,020 How would you like a size twelve hoof up your royal ass? 323 00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:07,849 People, our lives are at stake here. It's important we focus! 324 00:17:07,916 --> 00:17:09,087 She's right! 325 00:17:09,684 --> 00:17:13,772 Do those nipples always stay hard? Sorry. Focus people!! 326 00:17:15,505 --> 00:17:21,119 My conscience wouldn't allow me to leave your highness in his hour of need! 327 00:17:21,229 --> 00:17:24,500 I'm guessin' the roads were blocked and there's no way out of town. 328 00:17:24,655 --> 00:17:25,650 Bingo. 329 00:17:25,805 --> 00:17:27,086 Here's what we're gonna do. 330 00:17:27,153 --> 00:17:29,539 I'm gonna start making some decrees. 331 00:17:29,606 --> 00:17:32,479 From this moment on, prostitution is legal. 332 00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:34,616 The drinking age is lowered to ten. 333 00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:38,926 And we're startin' a lottery to refill the royal coffers. 334 00:17:39,015 --> 00:17:40,982 What do we use for prize money? 335 00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:44,903 Oh that's simple. It's just a fraction of what the suckers pay in. 336 00:17:45,278 --> 00:17:50,714 Oh your highness, why did I ever doubt your low minded treachery?! 337 00:17:50,804 --> 00:17:55,688 And may I add, this silver dress sets off your eyes beautifully. 338 00:17:55,798 --> 00:17:58,030 Hey, this king's not looking for a queen. 339 00:17:58,097 --> 00:18:00,617 Now get up off your knees and start decreeing, 340 00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:03,777 because I've gotta sneak outta here to see a clown about a bomb. 341 00:18:03,932 --> 00:18:06,385 But your majesty. We need you. 342 00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:09,768 Oh I'll be back. Or someone that looks just like me. 343 00:18:12,206 --> 00:18:15,013 Warning! Muldavian royal super shuttle is docking. 344 00:18:15,079 --> 00:18:17,156 Additional warning, woman driver at the wheel! 345 00:18:21,842 --> 00:18:25,047 Oh my god! You could be brother and sister! 346 00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:27,303 What are you doing here, I can handle this. 347 00:18:27,391 --> 00:18:30,441 I wanna make sure I'm on this ship when it goes into hyperdrive 348 00:18:30,507 --> 00:18:34,176 and you're the chump stuck ruling that bipolar mob in Muldavia. 349 00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:36,630 Is that the only reason you came back? 350 00:18:41,132 --> 00:18:44,071 Hey, you're a bunch of misfits and outcasts, 351 00:18:44,116 --> 00:18:46,591 but your my misfits and outcasts. 352 00:18:46,635 --> 00:18:49,309 And well, I've kinda gotten use to ya 353 00:18:50,835 --> 00:18:53,951 Ok, enough mushy stuff. Beat it bro! 354 00:18:54,570 --> 00:18:58,017 You know, in your own way, you're really a king too. 355 00:18:59,028 --> 00:19:01,811 By the way, do my loyal subjects still want to kill me? 356 00:19:01,846 --> 00:19:04,729 I fixed all that. At least I think I did. 357 00:19:05,902 --> 00:19:09,216 Where is my chocolate and why are you wearing a dress? 358 00:19:09,305 --> 00:19:11,692 Your chocolate should be there any minute and 359 00:19:11,736 --> 00:19:14,211 I am wearing a dress because it's laundry day 360 00:19:14,257 --> 00:19:15,937 and I don't have anything else clean. 361 00:19:16,003 --> 00:19:17,461 Well you look ridiculous! 362 00:19:17,550 --> 00:19:18,764 You're just saying that 363 00:19:18,765 --> 00:19:22,456 because you couldn't pull this ensemble off with your chicken legs! 364 00:19:22,826 --> 00:19:27,312 Enough!! I want my chocolate bars and I want 'em now! 365 00:19:28,483 --> 00:19:30,141 We're ready for hyperdrive, sir. 366 00:19:30,356 --> 00:19:32,367 Here they come, Bobo. 367 00:19:32,433 --> 00:19:35,925 You're gonna love 'em, they're the bomb! 368 00:19:37,980 --> 00:19:40,124 Oh crap. Not again. 369 00:19:46,187 --> 00:19:47,933 I owe you a great debt. 370 00:19:48,022 --> 00:19:50,276 I've never seen my people so happy. 371 00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:53,769 They've promised to erect a statue to me as soon as they... 372 00:19:54,587 --> 00:19:55,692 ... sober up. 373 00:19:55,758 --> 00:19:57,438 Hey, no thanks is necessary. 374 00:19:57,505 --> 00:20:00,334 Unless it's in the form of some under the table kickback. 375 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,726 I'll see what I can do. 376 00:20:01,792 --> 00:20:05,195 I find it extremely interesting that two people raised so differently 377 00:20:05,196 --> 00:20:06,610 can turn out so much alike. 378 00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:08,566 Yeah, they're both greedy bastards. 379 00:20:08,609 --> 00:20:10,885 Only difference is one of 'em wears a crown. 380 00:20:10,951 --> 00:20:13,868 Well, in the game of nature versus nurture, 381 00:20:13,890 --> 00:20:18,487 I'd say the score is Nature: Two, Nurture: Zero. 382 00:20:19,246 --> 00:20:22,450 - Farewell my brother! - Yeah, see ya around, 383 00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:25,133 but not around Muldavia. 384 00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:28,691 What? 385 00:20:28,818 --> 00:20:31,779 Were you just trying to see how the other half lives, uncle Chode? 386 00:20:31,890 --> 00:20:34,917 Maybe he just wanted to walk a mile in somebody else's heels. 387 00:20:35,007 --> 00:20:38,145 All right, that's it! Everybody back to work. 388 00:20:38,211 --> 00:20:39,559 And I mean now! 389 00:20:39,647 --> 00:20:43,205 - Sheesh, what a grouch. - P.M.S 390 00:20:47,569 --> 00:20:49,668 This is the thanks I get? 391 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:53,027 This is the last time I save this bunch of ingrates. 392 00:20:53,071 --> 00:20:55,812 God, these panties are riding up my crack! 393 00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:58,420 You should do what I do, don't wear any! 394 00:21:00,903 --> 00:21:05,212 Eeeew! Just when I was thinking it was good to be home.