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As in every stone of this size,
there is a flaw.

2
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A flaw?

3
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The slightest flaw,
Your Excellency.

4
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If you look deep into the stone

5
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you will perceive
the tiniest discolouration.

6
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It resembles an animal.

7
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An animal?

8
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A leaping panther.

9
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Yes! A pink panther.

10
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Come here, Dala.

11
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A gift to your father
from his grateful people.

12
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Someday it will be yours.

13
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The most fabulous diamond
in all the world.

14
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Come closer.

15
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Okay.
Thanks a lot, fellas.

16
00:07:13,510 --> 00:07:15,301
Don't forget to
take the wardrobe back.

17
00:07:15,385 --> 00:07:17,467
How do you want them,
matte or glossy?

18
00:07:17,552 --> 00:07:19,236
I want it right away, Pierre.
Would you? I'm in a hurry.

19
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You can't rush a genius.

20
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I rush.

21
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- Thanks.
- Don't forget about the wardrobe.

22
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What you doing?

23
00:07:37,385 --> 00:07:39,093
Where is everybody?

24
00:07:43,886 --> 00:07:45,093
Hey, you, come out of there!

25
00:07:45,260 --> 00:07:46,467
Who is it?

26
00:07:46,552 --> 00:07:48,486
Come out of there,
or we'll bust the door in!

27
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Just a minute.

28
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- Can I help you?
- Where is he?

29
00:07:54,177 --> 00:07:56,301
- Where's who?
- You know who. George Lytton.

30
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He owes me $40,000 and
nobody welshes on Big Joe.

31
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Now, look, Big Joe,
I'm not a bill collector.

32
00:08:02,552 --> 00:08:05,259
I'm a photographer.
Just took his picture.

33
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- What kind of a picture?
- Graduation picture.

34
00:08:07,635 --> 00:08:09,676
- His what?
- Graduation.

35
00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:11,010
Get him!

36
00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:54,467
They're worth half a million,
but we'll settle for $300,000.

37
00:08:54,552 --> 00:08:58,093
I'll do what I can,
but the merchandise is extremely hot.

38
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You stay here.
Come with me.

39
00:09:34,844 --> 00:09:35,943
Come on!

40
00:10:00,385 --> 00:10:02,426
- Pardon, madame.
- Yes, certainly.

41
00:10:03,260 --> 00:10:05,301
She's gone down.
Come on!

42
00:10:30,927 --> 00:10:32,926
We must find that woman.

43
00:10:37,135 --> 00:10:38,551
What was that?
What'd you say?

44
00:10:38,635 --> 00:10:40,509
We don't have much
of a description.

45
00:10:40,594 --> 00:10:45,426
About 5'7", black hair,
wearing a light beige coat.

46
00:10:45,927 --> 00:10:48,843
And the fools let that fence escape.
He might have talked.

47
00:10:48,927 --> 00:10:50,026
We will catch him.

48
00:10:50,052 --> 00:10:51,051
We must.

49
00:10:51,135 --> 00:10:52,634
We must find that woman.

50
00:10:52,719 --> 00:10:55,718
She is our first positive link
with the Phantom.

51
00:10:58,802 --> 00:10:59,901
Yes?

52
00:10:59,969 --> 00:11:01,676
Your wife to see you, Inspector.

53
00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:03,051
Send her in, please.

54
00:11:03,135 --> 00:11:04,843
All right, Henri,
that will be all.

55
00:11:10,260 --> 00:11:11,593
Hello, my darling.

56
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My angel.

57
00:12:04,302 --> 00:12:06,093
Amber, how are you?

58
00:12:19,343 --> 00:12:21,093
Hello, Duchess.
So glad you could come.

59
00:12:21,177 --> 00:12:22,593
Have fun, children.

60
00:12:22,677 --> 00:12:25,593
Hello. How are you?
Hello, darling!

61
00:12:25,677 --> 00:12:26,885
Hello.

62
00:12:26,969 --> 00:12:28,467
You know Monica?

63
00:12:28,552 --> 00:12:31,426
Oh, but of course.
You were simply stunning in your last film.

64
00:12:34,343 --> 00:12:36,301
- What's he say?
- He says hello

65
00:12:36,385 --> 00:12:38,885
and he would like you
to meet his cousin.

66
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His third cousin.

67
00:12:42,302 --> 00:12:44,111
Well, I guess
that does make a difference.

68
00:12:50,635 --> 00:12:52,551
- Who's that?
- Princess Dala.

69
00:12:52,635 --> 00:12:55,342
Excuse me.

70
00:13:10,844 --> 00:13:11,943
Yes?

71
00:13:14,385 --> 00:13:16,134
Miss Angela Dunning.

72
00:13:20,969 --> 00:13:22,093
Yes?

73
00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:23,276
Your Highness?

74
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Yes.

75
00:13:25,218 --> 00:13:27,194
Well, here I am again,
Your Highness.

76
00:13:27,218 --> 00:13:31,467
I was just having a cocktail party
and I saw you driving by,

77
00:13:31,552 --> 00:13:33,093
I'm having this
lovely party tonight

78
00:13:33,260 --> 00:13:34,801
and I just know you'd enjoy it.

79
00:13:34,886 --> 00:13:37,728
There will be a lot of fun people there
and you would just love it.

80
00:13:48,677 --> 00:13:50,593
Your Highness!

81
00:13:53,302 --> 00:13:56,676
Hello there.
I can't tell you what an honour this is.

82
00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:59,176
Everyone's just
dying to meet you.

83
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Allow me, Princess.

84
00:15:15,927 --> 00:15:17,926
- Good morning, Your Highness.
- Good morning.

85
00:15:18,011 --> 00:15:20,010
- You're a wonderful skier.
- Thank you.

86
00:15:20,094 --> 00:15:22,176
Help! Help! Help!

87
00:15:23,385 --> 00:15:25,759
Somebody's taking my sleigh.
Amber.

88
00:15:25,844 --> 00:15:27,426
- Amber?
- My dog.

89
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:30,843
Leave this to me, ma'am.

90
00:15:38,427 --> 00:15:39,968
- What happened?
- Well, I don't know.

91
00:15:40,052 --> 00:15:41,486
Suddenly there was
a man with a gun,

92
00:15:41,510 --> 00:15:43,301
and he took
the sleigh and Amber.

93
00:15:54,719 --> 00:15:56,278
We'll only be here
for a few days, my darling.

94
00:15:56,302 --> 00:15:58,628
It will be a wonderful chance for
a beautiful vacation.

95
00:16:00,385 --> 00:16:02,467
- I'm sorry.
- Wait, get it off.

96
00:16:02,552 --> 00:16:03,759
Excuse me.
My leg is caught.

97
00:16:04,927 --> 00:16:07,467
I apologize
for this inconvenience.

98
00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:09,676
- Do you know who that was?
- No.

99
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,181
- That was Sir Charles.
- Sir Charles?

100
00:16:11,218 --> 00:16:12,384
- Sir Charles Lytton.
- Really?

101
00:16:12,468 --> 00:16:13,567
Yes.

102
00:16:14,052 --> 00:16:17,217
I am Inspector Clouseau.
This is Madame Clouseau.

103
00:16:21,552 --> 00:16:22,676
All right. Thank you.

104
00:16:27,094 --> 00:16:29,093
Oh, I'm sorry, my darling.

105
00:16:29,177 --> 00:16:30,340
It's all right, my darling.

106
00:16:30,385 --> 00:16:31,718
Excuse me...

107
00:16:33,052 --> 00:16:35,968
- You know that you're really amazing?
- So you've said.

108
00:16:38,719 --> 00:16:41,134
How you can manage on
a police inspector's salary?

109
00:16:41,218 --> 00:16:44,111
I ask you, how many women could save
enough out of their housekeeping

110
00:16:44,135 --> 00:16:46,843
to buy such a beautiful
mink coat as this?

111
00:16:46,927 --> 00:16:48,634
Well, it's not easy.

112
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:51,426
You are a constant
and desirable contradiction.

113
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:54,010
Oh, I'm simply a woman in love,
my darling.

114
00:16:54,094 --> 00:16:55,467
My darling.

115
00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:01,176
I'm sorry.

116
00:17:01,468 --> 00:17:03,212
I'm sorry, my darling.
Please excuse me.

117
00:17:03,236 --> 00:17:04,259
It's all right.

118
00:17:04,343 --> 00:17:06,593
No, it's perfectly all right.

119
00:17:06,844 --> 00:17:09,968
- Oh, did I hurt you? Are you all right?
- Yes, I'm fine.

120
00:17:10,052 --> 00:17:12,010
- You sure now?
- Yes, I am.

121
00:17:12,094 --> 00:17:14,134
My darling, I'm so sorry.

122
00:17:16,218 --> 00:17:19,176
Darling, I have a little business
to conclude with the manager.

123
00:17:19,260 --> 00:17:20,359
Yes?

124
00:17:22,635 --> 00:17:25,593
After which I'll return to
you immediately.

125
00:17:25,677 --> 00:17:27,176
Bye, darling.

126
00:17:41,844 --> 00:17:43,593
It's all right, my dear.

127
00:18:10,011 --> 00:18:11,176
Hello.

128
00:18:12,011 --> 00:18:13,010
How did it go?

129
00:18:13,094 --> 00:18:14,192
Perfectly.

130
00:18:23,594 --> 00:18:24,843
Come in.

131
00:18:30,927 --> 00:18:33,926
Her Highness, Princess Dala,
is concerned about your injuries.

132
00:18:34,011 --> 00:18:35,718
Oh, well, please
thank the Princess,

133
00:18:35,802 --> 00:18:38,342
and tell her that there's nothing to
be concerned about.

134
00:18:38,427 --> 00:18:40,051
It's really not too serious.

135
00:18:40,135 --> 00:18:42,176
In that case,
Her Highness has instructed me

136
00:18:42,260 --> 00:18:45,301
to invite you for dinner this evening,
8:00 at her chalet.

137
00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:48,593
Oh, thank the Princess.
I'd be delighted to come.

138
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:59,010
- Ispettore. Buon giorno.
- Buon giorno.

139
00:19:00,343 --> 00:19:02,945
I understand you already know
Signor Tucker from Lloyd's of London.

140
00:19:02,969 --> 00:19:04,718
- Hello, again.
- Hello, old bean.

141
00:19:04,802 --> 00:19:06,236
Your company insures
the Pink Panther.

142
00:19:06,260 --> 00:19:07,551
Yes, for half a million.

143
00:19:07,635 --> 00:19:09,176
- Pounds?
- Sterling.

144
00:19:09,260 --> 00:19:11,778
The Phantom could not resist such
a prize as the Pink Panther.

145
00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:13,676
He will most certainly
make an attempt.

146
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:16,509
But when he does, I shall be waiting for him.
Excuse me.

147
00:19:16,594 --> 00:19:18,301
If I understand
your theory, gentlemen,

148
00:19:18,427 --> 00:19:20,111
the Phantom is one
of Miss Dunning's guests.

149
00:19:20,135 --> 00:19:22,236
That is the theory, yes.
I would like to have from you

150
00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:25,010
the names of those guests,
also the location of their rooms.

151
00:19:25,094 --> 00:19:26,467
Of course!

152
00:19:27,468 --> 00:19:29,794
I assume that the Princess Dala
has the jewel with her.

153
00:19:29,844 --> 00:19:31,676
She'd only tell me
it was in a safe place.

154
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:35,010
So I suppose if it isn't here,
it's at her villa in Rome.

155
00:19:35,094 --> 00:19:36,509
My men are watching that villa.

156
00:19:36,594 --> 00:19:39,801
With such foresight and planning,
how can the Phantom succeed?

157
00:19:39,886 --> 00:19:41,194
With such foresight
and planning,

158
00:19:41,218 --> 00:19:43,010
he's already succeeded
for 20 years.

159
00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:44,778
It's a great mistake
to underestimate him,

160
00:19:44,802 --> 00:19:46,426
as the inspector can tell you.

161
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:49,528
The shrewdest, cleverest,
most ingenious criminal in all the world.

162
00:19:49,552 --> 00:19:50,736
And you have
never even seen him?

163
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:52,467
Well, I've seen him once,

164
00:19:52,552 --> 00:19:54,593
five years ago,
got a fleeting glimpse...

165
00:19:56,302 --> 00:19:57,401
Excuse me.

166
00:19:57,427 --> 00:19:59,718
Got a fleeting glimpse of him
as he made his getaway.

167
00:19:59,802 --> 00:20:01,903
In a strange way, you know,
one has to admire this man.

168
00:20:01,927 --> 00:20:05,885
His, how would you say,
unique flair for the dramatic.

169
00:20:07,094 --> 00:20:08,885
He actually waved goodbye to me.

170
00:20:08,969 --> 00:20:10,551
Fascinating.

171
00:20:11,552 --> 00:20:15,384
But this time, gentlemen,
I shall be waving goodbye to him

172
00:20:16,052 --> 00:20:17,885
on his way to prison.

173
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:21,759
Good evening.

174
00:20:24,635 --> 00:20:26,070
- Thank you.
- Make yourself comfortable.

175
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:27,759
Her Highness will
join you in a moment.

176
00:20:27,886 --> 00:20:31,593
- May I give you a drink?
- Oh, I'd like a brandy, thank you.

177
00:20:46,594 --> 00:20:47,926
Your Highness.

178
00:20:48,094 --> 00:20:49,426
Good evening, Sir Charles.

179
00:20:49,552 --> 00:20:52,551
Any news from the police
about your dear little dog?

180
00:20:52,635 --> 00:20:54,676
They expect I'll receive
a ransom note.

181
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:57,926
I want you to know that I am deeply grateful
for what you tried to do.

182
00:20:58,052 --> 00:21:00,301
Ma'am, it was nothing.
Nothing.

183
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:02,426
Thank you.

184
00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:03,843
Please sit down.

185
00:21:03,927 --> 00:21:06,176
- Aren't you drinking?
- I don't drink.

186
00:21:06,260 --> 00:21:07,593
Not ever?

187
00:21:08,135 --> 00:21:09,926
I'm quite content with reality.

188
00:21:10,052 --> 00:21:11,801
I have no need for escape.

189
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,111
I enjoy reality as much
as the next man.

190
00:21:14,135 --> 00:21:15,772
It's just that in
my case, fortunately,

191
00:21:15,802 --> 00:21:18,843
reality includes a good stiff belt
every now and then.

192
00:21:18,927 --> 00:21:20,551
On the other hand,
I don't smoke.

193
00:21:20,635 --> 00:21:22,801
You're right.
It's a nasty habit.

194
00:21:22,886 --> 00:21:25,885
Well, here's to all those
nasty little habits that we hold so dear.

195
00:21:25,969 --> 00:21:27,176
L'Chaim.

196
00:21:27,260 --> 00:21:28,968
I beg your pardon?

197
00:21:30,052 --> 00:21:32,843
Well, let's just say in this case,
it means, your health,

198
00:21:32,927 --> 00:21:35,217
and thank you
for inviting me to dinner.

199
00:21:35,302 --> 00:21:39,384
It's not often I have the chance
to dine alone with a beautiful princess.

200
00:21:40,052 --> 00:21:41,926
I hate to disappoint you,
Sir Charles,

201
00:21:42,011 --> 00:21:44,593
but I'm afraid
this isn't the night.

202
00:21:44,719 --> 00:21:48,759
- But I understood that...
- Oh, we're having dinner, but not alone.

203
00:21:51,594 --> 00:21:52,718
Hello!

204
00:21:56,719 --> 00:21:58,384
At last! Hello!

205
00:21:58,552 --> 00:22:01,759
We've been through icicles
up to our you-know-whats!

206
00:22:01,844 --> 00:22:03,593
Oh, Your Highness!

207
00:22:03,677 --> 00:22:08,051
I think it's just too darling of you
to invite me here tonight.

208
00:22:08,135 --> 00:22:09,676
You just made Cortina for me.

209
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:10,859
Hello, lover.

210
00:22:10,927 --> 00:22:12,718
Oh, hello, dear boy.

211
00:22:13,552 --> 00:22:16,217
Now, don't you move
a muscle, darling.

212
00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:18,551
Isn't he wonderful,
Your Highness?

213
00:22:18,635 --> 00:22:21,259
Such a magnificent sacrifice.

214
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,843
Good evening, sir.

215
00:22:58,094 --> 00:23:02,093
- May I have a cigarette, my darling?
- Yes, of course, my darling.

216
00:23:02,594 --> 00:23:03,718
There you are, my love.

217
00:23:03,802 --> 00:23:05,051
Thank you.

218
00:23:07,510 --> 00:23:09,676
- Yes, sir?
- Scotch on the rocks.

219
00:23:13,177 --> 00:23:15,051
Thank you.

220
00:23:15,135 --> 00:23:16,426
My pleasure.

221
00:23:16,594 --> 00:23:18,342
Thank you very much.

222
00:23:19,510 --> 00:23:22,759
Say, I'm looking for my uncle,
Sir Charles Lytton.

223
00:23:24,427 --> 00:23:26,926
- Darling.
- May I get you some water?

224
00:23:28,260 --> 00:23:29,634
Hold your hands over your head.

225
00:23:29,719 --> 00:23:31,634
Yes, my darling.
Bend forward.

226
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:33,968
Darling, I'm sorry.

227
00:23:34,052 --> 00:23:35,509
Are you all right?

228
00:23:35,594 --> 00:23:38,301
Are you all right,
my darling? What?

229
00:23:39,427 --> 00:23:40,526
My darling?

230
00:23:40,594 --> 00:23:41,693
I'll be right back.

231
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,259
Yes, darling.

232
00:23:53,427 --> 00:23:54,634
Please.

233
00:24:03,886 --> 00:24:06,509
She's got a cough
in her throat, you know.

234
00:24:14,177 --> 00:24:15,342
And what do you think?

235
00:24:15,427 --> 00:24:17,342
She turned out to be a man!

236
00:24:17,427 --> 00:24:19,593
It's true!
It's quite true!

237
00:24:19,802 --> 00:24:22,968
You know, Your Highness,
you really must let me give you a party.

238
00:24:23,094 --> 00:24:26,926
And I can positively guarantee
it'll be a party to end all parties.

239
00:24:27,011 --> 00:24:28,109
I'm sure it will.

240
00:24:28,177 --> 00:24:29,843
Perhaps Her Highness
has other plans.

241
00:24:29,927 --> 00:24:32,509
On the contrary.
Sounds like fun.

242
00:24:32,594 --> 00:24:34,509
Will you include Sir Charles?

243
00:24:34,594 --> 00:24:37,676
Oh, no.
Charles is having a fling in Capri.

244
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:39,342
He has his own parties.

245
00:24:39,427 --> 00:24:41,759
Yes, I've read about
some of his parties.

246
00:24:41,844 --> 00:24:44,676
They're wonderful.
We call him the juggler.

247
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:46,676
I've never really known
a man like him.

248
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:50,593
He can keep 10 girls in the air at once
and make each one happy.

249
00:24:50,677 --> 00:24:53,551
Amazing. Sort of
a contemporary Don Juan.

250
00:24:53,635 --> 00:24:54,734
That's it.

251
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:55,759
Oh, there's a difference.

252
00:24:55,844 --> 00:24:59,301
Sir Charles' predecessor was forced
to climb balconies and fight duels,

253
00:24:59,385 --> 00:25:03,093
and, as I understand it, keep his women
separate and apart.

254
00:25:03,260 --> 00:25:06,176
Now Charles, on the other hand,
drives a Ferrari,

255
00:25:06,260 --> 00:25:09,467
enters with a key, and resorts to
collective bargaining.

256
00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:13,051
But they both have
something in common.

257
00:25:13,135 --> 00:25:14,759
And what's that, Your Highness?

258
00:25:14,886 --> 00:25:16,509
Maybe it's best forgotten.

259
00:25:16,594 --> 00:25:18,384
Oh, don't be silly.
Charles doesn't mind.

260
00:25:18,468 --> 00:25:21,259
Everyone takes a potshot
at Charles sooner or later.

261
00:25:21,343 --> 00:25:22,342
Go ahead, ma'am, shoot.

262
00:25:22,427 --> 00:25:25,676
Well, it seems to me,
any middle-aged bachelor

263
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:29,342
who has never desired the basic rewards
of wife and family,

264
00:25:29,427 --> 00:25:33,010
and finds it necessary to occupy
the major portion of his life

265
00:25:33,094 --> 00:25:35,093
making one conquest after another

266
00:25:35,177 --> 00:25:38,509
is trying to prove something
that he can never possibly prove.

267
00:25:38,594 --> 00:25:39,693
And what's that?

268
00:25:39,719 --> 00:25:40,676
That he's a man.

269
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:42,509
You're joking!

270
00:25:43,802 --> 00:25:46,176
It's somewhat complicated,
but basically sound.

271
00:25:46,260 --> 00:25:48,801
- Well, Charles?
- Not very original.

272
00:25:48,886 --> 00:25:52,259
That particular theory has become rather
a tired Freudian cliche.

273
00:25:52,343 --> 00:25:53,442
But true.

274
00:25:53,468 --> 00:25:55,406
I wouldn't know.
I've never been on the couch.

275
00:25:55,468 --> 00:25:57,551
Not true.
That's part of your problem.

276
00:25:59,510 --> 00:26:01,051
How refreshing to find royalty

277
00:26:01,135 --> 00:26:03,051
possessed of such
a perceptive wit.

278
00:26:03,135 --> 00:26:05,843
Well, Charles, are you going to
take that lying down?

279
00:26:05,927 --> 00:26:07,026
Yes, as a matter of fact.

280
00:26:07,094 --> 00:26:09,259
Ma'am, my leg is
hurting rather badly.

281
00:26:09,343 --> 00:26:11,093
May I be excused?

282
00:26:13,510 --> 00:26:14,509
Well, I'll be damned.

283
00:26:14,594 --> 00:26:15,968
I can't believe it.

284
00:26:17,011 --> 00:26:19,134
- The leg?
- I haven't the faintest idea.

285
00:26:19,218 --> 00:26:23,259
Well, that just goes to prove
there's a first time for everything.

286
00:26:23,468 --> 00:26:25,019
Got a terrific laugh anyway.

287
00:26:32,844 --> 00:26:34,093
Simone!

288
00:27:43,844 --> 00:27:45,301
- Jacques?
- Yes, my love.

289
00:27:45,427 --> 00:27:46,926
I'm still cold.

290
00:27:47,427 --> 00:27:50,010
Perhaps another blanket, my darling.

291
00:27:50,177 --> 00:27:52,176
Yes. All right, darling.

292
00:28:28,094 --> 00:28:30,176
There you are, my darling.

293
00:28:33,343 --> 00:28:34,843
- Jacques?
- Yes, darling?

294
00:28:34,927 --> 00:28:36,259
The light.

295
00:28:55,094 --> 00:28:56,801
- Jacques?
- What, my darling?

296
00:28:56,927 --> 00:28:59,467
I'm sorry, my darling,
it doesn't help.

297
00:29:01,677 --> 00:29:04,342
Perhaps a hot glass of milk.

298
00:29:05,886 --> 00:29:09,718
But I think the room service
has finished, my love.

299
00:29:09,969 --> 00:29:12,010
Oh, yes, of course.
I forgot.

300
00:29:12,094 --> 00:29:14,051
You see? There's no...

301
00:29:14,135 --> 00:29:15,968
They're all gone now.

302
00:29:16,719 --> 00:29:18,801
Well, no matter.

303
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,384
There you see.

304
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:28,759
If my little pigeon
wants a glass of milk

305
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,593
she shall have one

306
00:29:33,552 --> 00:29:37,259
even if I have to force them
to open the kitchen.

307
00:29:39,635 --> 00:29:42,467
She shall have milk wherever
she goes, hot or cold.

308
00:29:42,594 --> 00:29:43,881
- Hot.
- Yeah, I know.

309
00:29:43,905 --> 00:29:45,551
That's what I said, hot.

310
00:29:51,594 --> 00:29:53,134
Put it there.

311
00:30:31,886 --> 00:30:33,093
Charles?

312
00:30:33,719 --> 00:30:36,426
Darling? Honey,
I've got to talk to you.

313
00:30:38,135 --> 00:30:41,551
Darling, I've sent Jacques for some milk.
I only have a moment.

314
00:30:41,635 --> 00:30:43,051
Well, let's make the most of it.

315
00:30:43,177 --> 00:30:44,593
No! Stop it.

316
00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:47,718
- But it was your idea.
- Yes, but you're the wrong...

317
00:30:47,802 --> 00:30:51,093
The wrong what? Man?
Do you think I was...

318
00:30:51,468 --> 00:30:54,718
No, no. I thought you were exactly
who you are, but I'm too impulsive.

319
00:30:54,802 --> 00:30:57,259
I mean, this is not
the right way.

320
00:30:58,802 --> 00:31:00,301
Another time.

321
00:31:37,927 --> 00:31:39,217
Here you are, my beloved.

322
00:31:39,302 --> 00:31:40,593
Thank you.

323
00:31:42,427 --> 00:31:44,093
It's all they had.

324
00:31:44,427 --> 00:31:45,736
Can't get a thing in this hotel.

325
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:47,551
I had to force them
to give me that.

326
00:31:48,094 --> 00:31:49,467
Never mind.

327
00:32:00,802 --> 00:32:03,093
My darling, lovely darling.

328
00:32:03,927 --> 00:32:05,593
What's wrong?

329
00:32:06,719 --> 00:32:09,593
My darling, your feet
are like two icicles.

330
00:32:10,052 --> 00:32:11,801
Have you been out
of bed or something?

331
00:32:11,927 --> 00:32:13,759
No, of course not.

332
00:32:15,427 --> 00:32:18,843
Well, anyway,
you warm them on me.

333
00:32:35,094 --> 00:32:36,192
Hello.

334
00:32:36,302 --> 00:32:38,843
This is Princess Dala.
My guests have gone

335
00:32:38,927 --> 00:32:41,759
and I thought perhaps you would
come back and have a drink.

336
00:32:41,844 --> 00:32:43,394
I would feel better
if we're friends.

337
00:32:43,927 --> 00:32:46,426
Oh, I would too,
and I'd love to come,

338
00:32:46,552 --> 00:32:48,051
but my leg is rather painful.

339
00:32:49,385 --> 00:32:50,593
I'm sorry. Another time.

340
00:32:51,260 --> 00:32:53,134
Why don't you come up here?

341
00:32:53,260 --> 00:32:56,426
Because my leg is only bad if I walk
too much and I thought maybe

342
00:32:56,510 --> 00:32:58,750
you could do the walking
and I could do the drinking.

343
00:33:01,052 --> 00:33:03,217
Unless, of course, you think
it would be indiscreet

344
00:33:03,302 --> 00:33:05,093
to come to a man's room.

345
00:33:06,135 --> 00:33:07,428
I'll be there in five minutes.

346
00:33:07,969 --> 00:33:09,093
Goodbye, Sir Charles.

347
00:33:09,218 --> 00:33:10,317
Goodbye.

348
00:33:39,927 --> 00:33:41,093
Oh, Jacques?

349
00:33:41,260 --> 00:33:42,426
Yes, dear?

350
00:33:42,886 --> 00:33:44,634
I don't know what's wrong.

351
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:46,551
I'm just a bundle of nerves.

352
00:33:47,260 --> 00:33:50,718
Oh, don't worry.
We've solved that problem before.

353
00:33:50,886 --> 00:33:52,342
- You don't mean...
- Of course.

354
00:33:52,427 --> 00:33:53,695
Oh, Jacques,
I don't think you should.

355
00:33:53,719 --> 00:33:55,342
Don't worry, my darling.

356
00:33:55,427 --> 00:33:57,176
I shall do it ever so softly.

357
00:33:57,302 --> 00:33:59,010
Oh, Jacques, are you sure?

358
00:33:59,094 --> 00:34:01,676
My darling, of course.
It's always worked before.

359
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:03,926
There's no reason why
it should not work now.

360
00:34:04,052 --> 00:34:07,259
You just relax and leave
everything to me.

361
00:34:20,302 --> 00:34:21,593
Jacques?

362
00:34:23,052 --> 00:34:26,926
- Yes, my darling?
- I really don't think it's such a good idea.

363
00:34:27,385 --> 00:34:29,093
You mean that's not helping?

364
00:34:29,218 --> 00:34:32,885
I'm afraid not.
I think I'll just take a sleeping pill.

365
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:37,551
Very well, my darling.
I'll get it for you.

366
00:34:37,635 --> 00:34:39,926
Why don't you take one yourself?

367
00:34:40,011 --> 00:34:41,885
You need the rest, you know.

368
00:34:43,552 --> 00:34:45,968
Yes, I think,
perhaps I will then.

369
00:35:12,218 --> 00:35:13,885
Here, my darling.

370
00:35:18,302 --> 00:35:20,968
Thank you, my angel.

371
00:35:44,218 --> 00:35:45,843
My poor Jacques.

372
00:35:47,011 --> 00:35:48,384
No matter.

373
00:35:48,552 --> 00:35:52,093
When you've seen one Stradivarius,
you've seen them all.

374
00:35:59,594 --> 00:36:01,426
Ma'am.

375
00:36:01,552 --> 00:36:03,342
I hadn't realized
it was so late.

376
00:36:03,927 --> 00:36:05,551
Come in, sit down.
Relax.

377
00:36:05,677 --> 00:36:07,301
Have a nice glass of champagne.

378
00:36:07,385 --> 00:36:08,968
I told you I don't drink.

379
00:36:09,094 --> 00:36:10,676
Oh, champagne's not drinking.

380
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:14,342
That's the minimum of alcohol
and the maximum of companionship.

381
00:36:14,427 --> 00:36:15,926
It's still against
my principles.

382
00:36:16,011 --> 00:36:17,109
That's too bad.

383
00:36:17,135 --> 00:36:18,634
I thought it might
break the ice.

384
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:20,486
You took me to task
rather properly tonight.

385
00:36:20,510 --> 00:36:21,509
No, thank you.

386
00:36:21,594 --> 00:36:24,176
I thought your analysis
was very perceptive.

387
00:36:24,260 --> 00:36:25,467
But not very polite.

388
00:36:25,594 --> 00:36:26,843
No, it wasn't.

389
00:36:27,218 --> 00:36:28,426
What made you do it?

390
00:36:28,552 --> 00:36:29,759
I resented you.

391
00:36:29,886 --> 00:36:33,010
I find it hard to understand a man
of your reputation.

392
00:36:33,094 --> 00:36:35,093
You know,
we both have reputations.

393
00:36:35,177 --> 00:36:37,926
Perhaps mine is a little more
highly publicized than yours,

394
00:36:38,011 --> 00:36:40,676
but you have presented
the press with a rather definite image.

395
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:41,926
Yes, I know.

396
00:36:42,052 --> 00:36:43,885
- Well, are you?
- What?

397
00:36:44,052 --> 00:36:46,759
What they call you,
the virgin queen.

398
00:36:47,052 --> 00:36:48,676
I'm not a queen.

399
00:36:50,510 --> 00:36:52,342
That's only half an answer.

400
00:36:52,427 --> 00:36:55,843
The strong-willed ruler of 10 million people,
sitting in her ivory tower

401
00:36:55,927 --> 00:36:59,051
untouched, unwed,
and unapproachable.

402
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:04,093
If you had known my father,
you would understand me.

403
00:37:04,427 --> 00:37:06,342
He was an absolute ruler.

404
00:37:06,427 --> 00:37:08,676
He governed his people
with an iron hand,

405
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:12,010
but he gave me a white pony
for my fifth birthday.

406
00:37:12,385 --> 00:37:14,342
He was wrong about many things,

407
00:37:14,427 --> 00:37:18,676
but he made his decisions according
to the ways of his predecessors.

408
00:37:19,052 --> 00:37:20,926
I learned the way of the West,

409
00:37:21,094 --> 00:37:23,010
so I've become a little of both.

410
00:37:23,094 --> 00:37:24,426
A paradox.

411
00:37:24,886 --> 00:37:27,676
And it is hard to
reconcile the extremes.

412
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:29,342
Have a glass of champagne.

413
00:37:29,427 --> 00:37:31,051
Does wonders for extremes.

414
00:37:31,427 --> 00:37:34,718
It's been known to launch
some lasting friendships.

415
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:41,134
Don't you trust me?

416
00:37:41,218 --> 00:37:42,317
No.

417
00:37:42,886 --> 00:37:44,217
Are you afraid?

418
00:37:44,302 --> 00:37:45,401
No.

419
00:37:46,969 --> 00:37:48,176
L'Chaim.

420
00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:01,093
I was three years old
when I rode my first elephant.

421
00:38:02,427 --> 00:38:06,926
I was six when I went
on my first safrari.

422
00:38:09,427 --> 00:38:10,718
Frasari.

423
00:38:12,011 --> 00:38:13,676
Wild-animal hunt.

424
00:38:14,094 --> 00:38:17,384
And I was 10 when
I bagged my first tiger.

425
00:38:17,927 --> 00:38:21,426
But I'll never forget
my lovely little pony.

426
00:38:21,677 --> 00:38:23,426
When did you bag him?

427
00:38:24,927 --> 00:38:26,759
Oh, you're making fun again.

428
00:38:27,302 --> 00:38:29,134
You really don't like animals.

429
00:38:29,552 --> 00:38:32,759
Don't trust a man who doesn't care
about animals.

430
00:38:34,260 --> 00:38:37,885
And don't trust an animal
who doesn't care about people.

431
00:38:40,927 --> 00:38:43,093
Why you don't like people?

432
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,259
I like people.

433
00:38:47,552 --> 00:38:50,259
That's supposed to be me
who doesn't

434
00:38:50,844 --> 00:38:53,259
like people, right?

435
00:38:53,886 --> 00:38:55,384
If you say so.

436
00:38:56,094 --> 00:38:57,759
I don't say so.

437
00:38:59,011 --> 00:39:00,593
You say so. Right?

438
00:39:00,677 --> 00:39:01,926
I said so.

439
00:39:02,302 --> 00:39:05,843
And another thing you did,
you didn't tell me the truth.

440
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:09,968
- About what?
- About champagne. About this.

441
00:39:12,844 --> 00:39:14,676
Oh, boy, did you fib.

442
00:39:15,427 --> 00:39:16,843
You said

443
00:39:19,052 --> 00:39:21,051
something about extremes.

444
00:39:21,594 --> 00:39:23,593
It does wonders for them.

445
00:39:23,927 --> 00:39:25,801
It does more than that.

446
00:39:25,886 --> 00:39:27,593
It makes your lips numb.

447
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:31,926
I can't feel them.
Are they still there?

448
00:39:35,427 --> 00:39:37,093
Let's have a look.

449
00:39:40,594 --> 00:39:43,176
You didn't tell me
about that part.

450
00:39:52,011 --> 00:39:54,718
Won't do you any good.
I can't feel it.

451
00:39:59,427 --> 00:40:02,426
Hoisted on your
own petard.

452
00:40:04,177 --> 00:40:07,509
Don't try to say that
when you haven't got any lips.

453
00:40:13,927 --> 00:40:15,426
I'm plastered.

454
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:18,217
If that's the right expression.

455
00:40:18,302 --> 00:40:20,259
Yes, that's
the right expression.

456
00:40:20,927 --> 00:40:23,010
You're a fraud and a liar.

457
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:27,843
And you think you are going
to take advantage of me.

458
00:40:27,927 --> 00:40:29,843
Oh, no.
You think I am.

459
00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:33,926
I know you are.
That's the plan, isn't it?

460
00:40:35,635 --> 00:40:37,801
Feed me champagne,

461
00:40:37,886 --> 00:40:40,926
break down the inhibitions,
and tally-ho!

462
00:40:47,677 --> 00:40:48,776
No more virgin queen.

463
00:40:52,260 --> 00:40:53,718
We're all out of champagne.

464
00:40:53,802 --> 00:40:55,968
- I'll get another bottle.
- Oh, no!

465
00:40:58,094 --> 00:41:00,551
I prefer to remain conscious

466
00:41:00,635 --> 00:41:03,926
so I may view the attempted seduction
at first-hand.

467
00:41:05,552 --> 00:41:08,426
Because you got
a surprise coming, Charlie.

468
00:41:09,552 --> 00:41:11,718
I got friends in low places.

469
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:15,885
You make one pass at me
and I'll sic him on you.

470
00:41:16,218 --> 00:41:17,718
Understand?

471
00:41:17,802 --> 00:41:21,301
If he moves a muscle,
attack without mercy.

472
00:41:23,594 --> 00:41:25,259
You see, Charlie?

473
00:41:25,927 --> 00:41:28,593
You're outnumbered,
two against one.

474
00:41:29,552 --> 00:41:32,093
And I don't care
if you can juggle.

475
00:41:44,260 --> 00:41:45,384
What?

476
00:41:45,468 --> 00:41:46,593
I didn't say anything.

477
00:41:48,260 --> 00:41:49,968
Cat got your tongue?

478
00:41:50,844 --> 00:41:52,843
Got his tongue?

479
00:41:53,677 --> 00:41:55,718
My friend says he hasn't got it.

480
00:41:56,052 --> 00:41:58,426
Then why don't you
say something?

481
00:41:59,260 --> 00:42:01,801
I couldn't think
of anything to say.

482
00:42:03,094 --> 00:42:05,259
Why don't you kiss me again?

483
00:42:08,218 --> 00:42:09,593
All right.

484
00:42:17,052 --> 00:42:19,010
You know what, Charlie?

485
00:42:19,094 --> 00:42:20,759
I could feel that one.

486
00:42:22,886 --> 00:42:24,093
Again.

487
00:42:34,260 --> 00:42:38,093
If I were my father,
I'd have you tortured.

488
00:42:39,260 --> 00:42:42,301
You know,
if you were your father,

489
00:42:42,385 --> 00:42:45,301
I doubt very much
if I would have kissed you.

490
00:42:46,468 --> 00:42:48,426
Good thinking, Charlie.

491
00:42:48,927 --> 00:42:52,509
Then, now that we've
straightened out who I am,

492
00:42:52,594 --> 00:42:55,093
what are you going
to do about it?

493
00:43:06,094 --> 00:43:08,217
What kind of a friend are you?

494
00:43:08,302 --> 00:43:10,176
You were supposed to attack.

495
00:43:13,260 --> 00:43:14,593
No friends, Charlie.

496
00:43:14,677 --> 00:43:16,217
Now you got me outnumbered.

497
00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:18,384
I thought we were friends.

498
00:43:19,427 --> 00:43:22,426
You're the juggler.
I am the virgin queen.

499
00:43:22,886 --> 00:43:24,759
Somebody's got to win.

500
00:43:25,218 --> 00:43:27,384
Friends don't act like that.

501
00:43:28,302 --> 00:43:31,426
Want to be friends, Charlie,
or want to win?

502
00:43:38,260 --> 00:43:40,259
You really want to know?

503
00:43:43,635 --> 00:43:44,759
No.

504
00:43:51,927 --> 00:43:53,301
Oh, Charlie.

505
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:56,818
What's wrong?

506
00:43:57,886 --> 00:44:00,593
I don't feel...
I think I'm going...

507
00:44:01,011 --> 00:44:02,634
Goodbye, Charlie.

508
00:44:07,094 --> 00:44:08,192
Hey.

509
00:44:10,594 --> 00:44:11,693
Dala?

510
00:44:15,260 --> 00:44:17,926
Darling? Dala?

511
00:44:19,802 --> 00:44:23,010
Ma'am? Your Highness!

512
00:45:59,927 --> 00:46:01,593
Thank you. Up!

513
00:46:03,635 --> 00:46:05,134
There we are.

514
00:46:08,802 --> 00:46:10,634
Hello, Uncle Charles.

515
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:12,859
George!

516
00:46:25,635 --> 00:46:27,426
Hello. Good morning.

517
00:46:28,218 --> 00:46:29,718
Listen, what about this nephew?

518
00:46:29,844 --> 00:46:32,194
- How did you find out?
- Well, I met him in the bar last night.

519
00:46:32,218 --> 00:46:34,403
That's what I was trying to explain
to you at the window.

520
00:46:34,427 --> 00:46:35,526
What happened to you?

521
00:46:35,552 --> 00:46:36,759
Jacques. He found me

522
00:46:36,844 --> 00:46:38,153
and dragged me back
to the hotel.

523
00:46:38,177 --> 00:46:40,236
- I looked everywhere for you.
- Well, I looked everywhere for you.

524
00:46:40,260 --> 00:46:42,759
In fact, I nearly climbed in bed
with your nephew.

525
00:46:42,844 --> 00:46:45,176
- You what?
- Don't worry. I took care of it.

526
00:46:46,635 --> 00:46:48,093
He had kind of a heavy night.

527
00:46:48,177 --> 00:46:49,987
I almost put the Princess
in bed with him.

528
00:46:50,052 --> 00:46:51,150
Really?

529
00:46:51,218 --> 00:46:52,317
What you got there?

530
00:46:52,343 --> 00:46:54,259
A note, Uncle Charles.

531
00:46:55,427 --> 00:46:57,843
Dear Uncle Charles,
don't worry about a thing.

532
00:46:57,927 --> 00:47:01,426
I've gone to see the Princess
to apologize for last night.

533
00:47:01,510 --> 00:47:03,593
Apologize for what?
Nothing happened.

534
00:47:03,677 --> 00:47:05,384
It must have been
rather embarrassing,

535
00:47:05,510 --> 00:47:07,259
expecting to end up
with one man...

536
00:47:07,343 --> 00:47:09,028
She didn't expect to
wind up with anybody.

537
00:47:09,052 --> 00:47:12,634
She just had a couple glasses of champagne
and then had to rest awhile.

538
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:13,926
Of course.

539
00:47:14,094 --> 00:47:15,403
Think of him
taking over my room.

540
00:47:15,427 --> 00:47:16,968
What? Didn't you know
he was coming?

541
00:47:17,052 --> 00:47:18,509
No. I haven't
seen him for years.

542
00:47:18,594 --> 00:47:20,259
But who is he?
What is he?

543
00:47:20,385 --> 00:47:22,010
He is my nephew, really.

544
00:47:22,177 --> 00:47:24,093
He's my late brother's son.

545
00:47:24,218 --> 00:47:27,467
And I've been responsible for him
ever since he was 10 years old.

546
00:47:27,594 --> 00:47:29,843
I sent him to
all the best schools in America.

547
00:47:29,927 --> 00:47:31,885
He did very well,
as a matter of fact.

548
00:47:31,969 --> 00:47:34,634
He's just graduated from college.
Look!

549
00:47:39,011 --> 00:47:40,676
Isn't he a bit old for school?

550
00:47:40,802 --> 00:47:42,509
Well, he did two years
in the army.

551
00:47:42,594 --> 00:47:44,070
Then he lost another
whole year after that

552
00:47:44,094 --> 00:47:46,176
to some strange
tropical disease.

553
00:47:46,260 --> 00:47:48,301
Anyway, he's certainly attractive.

554
00:47:48,385 --> 00:47:49,903
Well, it's a slight
family resemblance.

555
00:47:49,927 --> 00:47:51,903
But apart from that,
we have nothing in common.

556
00:47:51,927 --> 00:47:53,176
He's dedicated to education.

557
00:47:53,260 --> 00:47:54,926
He passed at
the top of his class.

558
00:47:55,011 --> 00:47:56,342
Cares nothing about sports.

559
00:47:56,427 --> 00:47:57,736
And in all his letters
he's written,

560
00:47:57,760 --> 00:47:59,342
he's never once mentioned girls.

561
00:47:59,427 --> 00:48:00,720
Well, he may not mention them,

562
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:02,570
but he's got a pretty good idea
what they are.

563
00:48:02,594 --> 00:48:04,885
In fact, I nearly didn't get
out of here last night.

564
00:48:04,969 --> 00:48:06,426
- You're joking.
- No.

565
00:48:06,594 --> 00:48:09,051
It was a relief to get back
to Jacques and his fiddle.

566
00:48:09,218 --> 00:48:10,695
Still, if we don't do
something pretty soon,

567
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:12,176
he's going to ruin everything.

568
00:48:12,260 --> 00:48:14,010
You mean if
I don't do something.

569
00:48:14,094 --> 00:48:15,278
It shouldn't be too difficult.

570
00:48:15,302 --> 00:48:17,676
He's just a young man who's
not been out in the world.

571
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:20,843
That's because he's been spending
all his time in the bedroom.

572
00:48:20,927 --> 00:48:22,176
I'm surprised at you.

573
00:48:22,260 --> 00:48:23,551
Oh, I can handle it.

574
00:48:23,635 --> 00:48:26,176
As a matter of fact,
it might be rather intriguing,

575
00:48:26,260 --> 00:48:29,718
particularly if the family resemblance
goes deeper than you think.

576
00:48:29,802 --> 00:48:31,176
I'm envious.

577
00:48:31,260 --> 00:48:34,426
Well, it seems that we're somewhat
in the same spot, my love.

578
00:48:34,552 --> 00:48:37,384
You envy George,
and I envy the Princess.

579
00:48:40,302 --> 00:48:42,551
I really don't know
what I'm going to do yet.

580
00:48:42,635 --> 00:48:46,010
I might even go back to college
and get my doctorate.

581
00:48:46,094 --> 00:48:47,759
But I'm torn.

582
00:48:48,135 --> 00:48:50,509
I feel there's so many things
to be done in the world.

583
00:48:50,594 --> 00:48:53,426
So many backward countries
where I might be useful.

584
00:48:53,552 --> 00:48:56,093
I've even been considering
the Peace Corps.

585
00:48:56,218 --> 00:48:58,593
You're certainly not
much like your uncle.

586
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:00,485
Well, I don't know
too much about my uncle

587
00:49:00,552 --> 00:49:02,736
except what I've read
in the newspapers and magazines.

588
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:04,551
But one certainly
mustn't judge by that.

589
00:49:04,635 --> 00:49:05,885
- No?
- No.

590
00:49:05,969 --> 00:49:09,010
After all, whatever I am today,
he made it possible.

591
00:49:09,094 --> 00:49:12,051
I guess everyone has at least one
redeeming quality.

592
00:49:12,135 --> 00:49:13,234
Yes.

593
00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:23,301
Good morning, Your Highness.
Hair of the dog.

594
00:49:23,385 --> 00:49:24,676
May I present Madam Clouseau?

595
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:25,718
- Good morning.
- Good morning.

596
00:49:25,802 --> 00:49:27,903
Madame, this is my highly
Americanized nephew, George.

597
00:49:27,927 --> 00:49:29,563
- Yes, we met at the bar last night.
- Yes.

598
00:49:29,594 --> 00:49:30,593
How is your cough?

599
00:49:30,677 --> 00:49:31,676
Oh, it's completely gone,
thank you.

600
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:34,403
Ma'am, you should have a glass of this.
It'll work wonders for you.

601
00:49:34,427 --> 00:49:35,736
With everything in
its right perspective.

602
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:38,051
My perspective is
excellent this morning.

603
00:49:38,135 --> 00:49:39,843
I see your leg is much better.

604
00:49:39,927 --> 00:49:41,111
It's a vast improvement, ma'am.

605
00:49:41,135 --> 00:49:42,236
Thank you.
Very much better.

606
00:49:42,260 --> 00:49:44,974
You know, George and I had
a wonderful family reunion last night

607
00:49:45,011 --> 00:49:46,342
after we carried you home.

608
00:49:46,427 --> 00:49:48,301
- He's quite a lad.
- So I've discovered.

609
00:49:48,427 --> 00:49:50,486
You know, he's thinking of joining
the Peace Corps.

610
00:49:50,510 --> 00:49:52,384
Imagine, a Lytton
in the Peace Corps.

611
00:49:52,468 --> 00:49:54,880
Be very careful.
You'll be giving the family a good name.

612
00:49:54,927 --> 00:49:56,301
- Please sit down.
- No, thank you.

613
00:49:56,427 --> 00:49:58,801
I was on my way to ski
when I ran into Sir Charles.

614
00:49:58,927 --> 00:50:00,026
Do you ski, Mr. Lytton?

615
00:50:00,094 --> 00:50:01,192
Ski?

616
00:50:02,177 --> 00:50:04,801
- No, not very well.
- You should learn, George.

617
00:50:04,927 --> 00:50:07,653
If it wasn't for this ropey leg of mine,
I'd take you in hand myself.

618
00:50:07,677 --> 00:50:09,099
I'm hardly in your uncle's class,

619
00:50:09,177 --> 00:50:12,134
but I'd be happy to give you
the benefit of my experience.

620
00:50:12,260 --> 00:50:14,134
I'm sure madame is
an excellent teacher.

621
00:50:14,260 --> 00:50:16,176
Certainly she'd get
you started out right.

622
00:50:16,260 --> 00:50:18,634
Well, if it wouldn't be
too much trouble, yeah.

623
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:20,593
Not at all.
It would be a pleasure.

624
00:50:20,677 --> 00:50:23,259
Perhaps you'd like
to come along now.

625
00:50:23,343 --> 00:50:25,444
George, you can't pass up
an invitation like that.

626
00:50:25,468 --> 00:50:27,319
Uncle Charles, I haven't got
the proper clothes,

627
00:50:27,343 --> 00:50:28,342
and I don't have any skis.

628
00:50:28,427 --> 00:50:29,718
The shop will fix you up.

629
00:50:29,802 --> 00:50:31,426
Just charge everything to me.

630
00:50:31,510 --> 00:50:32,609
Thanks.

631
00:50:32,677 --> 00:50:34,843
Your Highness,
hope to see you again.

632
00:50:34,927 --> 00:50:38,509
If you're back early,
I'm leaving on the afternoon train.

633
00:50:38,844 --> 00:50:40,718
- Have a nice trip.
- Thank you.

634
00:50:40,802 --> 00:50:43,259
- Thanks, Uncle Charles.
- Have fun.

635
00:50:43,802 --> 00:50:45,259
- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.

636
00:50:46,468 --> 00:50:48,070
And mind the instructor.
She knows what she's doing.

637
00:50:48,094 --> 00:50:49,192
I'm sure she does.

638
00:50:49,260 --> 00:50:50,778
- You're not staying?
- No. We're off to the slopes.

639
00:50:50,802 --> 00:50:53,634
I'll get the door.
So long, Uncle Charles.

640
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:55,718
- Have fun.
- There you are. Thanks.

641
00:50:57,302 --> 00:51:00,093
Just in time. Thank you.
You sure you won't join me?

642
00:51:00,177 --> 00:51:01,551
Quite sure.

643
00:51:05,427 --> 00:51:07,070
Do you really have to
leave this afternoon?

644
00:51:07,094 --> 00:51:08,593
Yes.

645
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:11,676
- Isn't this departure rather sudden?
- Not at all.

646
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:13,134
Why do you think so?

647
00:51:13,218 --> 00:51:15,676
Well, I just thought
that after last night...

648
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:18,467
My leaving has nothing to do
with last night.

649
00:51:18,552 --> 00:51:19,551
Hasn't it?

650
00:51:19,635 --> 00:51:21,426
You don't know me
very well, Sir Charles.

651
00:51:21,510 --> 00:51:24,010
No, but I thought last night
I was making some progress.

652
00:51:24,094 --> 00:51:26,467
That was champagne,
nothing more.

653
00:51:26,552 --> 00:51:29,301
Well, whatever it was,
it was very interesting.

654
00:51:29,385 --> 00:51:31,342
- I really don't remember.
- Come on now.

655
00:51:31,427 --> 00:51:33,528
That's such an awful old cliche,
I don't remember.

656
00:51:33,552 --> 00:51:34,651
It's true.

657
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:35,903
You know, the majority of women,

658
00:51:35,927 --> 00:51:37,262
they have half a glass too much

659
00:51:37,343 --> 00:51:38,653
and let down
the barriers a little.

660
00:51:38,677 --> 00:51:40,778
Then they wake up in the morning
riddled with guilt,

661
00:51:40,802 --> 00:51:42,361
and think they can
reclaim their virtue

662
00:51:42,385 --> 00:51:44,342
by saying,
I don't remember.

663
00:51:44,427 --> 00:51:46,634
Are you saying
my virtue is not intact?

664
00:51:46,719 --> 00:51:47,676
You know it is.

665
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:49,259
Then why should I feel guilty?

666
00:51:49,343 --> 00:51:51,467
You're not concerned
about what happened.

667
00:51:51,552 --> 00:51:53,843
You're worried about
what might have happened.

668
00:51:53,927 --> 00:51:56,551
That makes you vulnerable.
That makes you a woman.

669
00:51:56,635 --> 00:51:58,593
You're an arrogant fool.

670
00:52:00,260 --> 00:52:02,593
Perhaps I am,
but after what I just said,

671
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:05,093
a real woman would've slapped my face.

672
00:52:15,927 --> 00:52:19,008
I'm glad that's over.
Friends again?

673
00:52:19,032 --> 00:52:20,051
Friends.

674
00:52:20,135 --> 00:52:22,010
Good. Now the least
you can do

675
00:52:22,094 --> 00:52:23,593
is let me take you
to the station.

676
00:52:23,677 --> 00:52:24,676
All right.

677
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:25,759
You really have to go, though?

678
00:52:25,844 --> 00:52:27,093
Yes, I must go.

679
00:52:27,218 --> 00:52:28,467
Oh, that's too bad.

680
00:52:28,552 --> 00:52:29,820
Nothing I can say
to make you stay?

681
00:52:29,844 --> 00:52:31,010
Nothing.

682
00:52:31,094 --> 00:52:32,926
- What time do you have to be there?
- 3:00.

683
00:52:33,011 --> 00:52:36,093
3:00, on the dot, I'll be here.
Your Highness.

684
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:40,818
3:00.

685
00:52:50,886 --> 00:52:53,259
Look, do we have to start
the lessons right away?

686
00:52:53,343 --> 00:52:55,467
That's what we're up
here for, is it not?

687
00:52:55,552 --> 00:52:59,134
I was hoping we could
talk about last night.

688
00:52:59,385 --> 00:53:01,093
We can talk about that later.

689
00:53:01,635 --> 00:53:03,384
You were more fun in bed.

690
00:53:03,468 --> 00:53:04,987
Would you do me a favour,
Mr. Lytton?

691
00:53:05,011 --> 00:53:06,384
Sure, if you call me George.

692
00:53:06,468 --> 00:53:09,426
Forget about last night.
I was impetuous.

693
00:53:09,510 --> 00:53:12,266
I had too much to drink and
I'd just had a fight with my husband.

694
00:53:12,302 --> 00:53:14,070
That might make it easier
for you to forget,

695
00:53:14,094 --> 00:53:16,259
but I didn't sleep
a wink after you left.

696
00:53:16,343 --> 00:53:18,384
It was a very
frustrating experience.

697
00:53:18,468 --> 00:53:21,509
I'm afraid that's your problem,
but I wouldn't make any plan.

698
00:53:21,594 --> 00:53:24,051
Oh, I never make any plans.
I just, sort of,

699
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:26,301
follow my instincts, you know.

700
00:53:26,385 --> 00:53:31,051
George, it's four miles down the mountain,
and I'm a very good skier.

701
00:53:31,302 --> 00:53:32,968
You follow your instincts too closely

702
00:53:33,052 --> 00:53:34,885
and you're liable to break your neck.

703
00:53:35,177 --> 00:53:38,509
Now, the first things to learn
about skiing are the fundamentals.

704
00:53:38,594 --> 00:53:40,676
Let's see you turn around.

705
00:53:43,635 --> 00:53:45,134
It's not as easy as it looks.

706
00:53:45,218 --> 00:53:46,885
Let me give you a hand.

707
00:53:48,677 --> 00:53:51,010
- Let's try something easier.
- Now, George!

708
00:53:51,094 --> 00:53:52,528
It's a lot easier, honest.
You have to...

709
00:53:52,552 --> 00:53:54,611
I thought you were going to
watch those instincts.

710
00:53:54,635 --> 00:53:56,134
I'm busy.
You watch them.

711
00:53:56,218 --> 00:53:57,342
You're abominable.

712
00:53:57,427 --> 00:54:00,010
Yeah, that's me,
the abominable snowman.

713
00:54:00,094 --> 00:54:01,926
Now, George, stop it!

714
00:54:02,677 --> 00:54:04,051
Oh, George!

715
00:54:06,677 --> 00:54:07,926
Imbecile!

716
00:54:25,094 --> 00:54:26,593
Perhaps we'll meet again.

717
00:54:26,677 --> 00:54:27,843
Goodbye, Sir Charles.

718
00:54:28,510 --> 00:54:29,718
Just a minute.

719
00:54:31,135 --> 00:54:33,259
- That's him. There he goes.
- Who?

720
00:54:33,343 --> 00:54:36,384
The man who stole your dog,
in that little car.

721
00:55:26,927 --> 00:55:28,611
- How's it going?
- Fine. I'm going to miss her.

722
00:55:28,635 --> 00:55:29,820
Let that be a lesson to you.

723
00:55:29,844 --> 00:55:31,361
Never get too involved
with your victims.

724
00:55:31,385 --> 00:55:32,611
Shall we get out in the open?

725
00:55:32,635 --> 00:55:34,426
No. It's a bit hard here.
Come on.

726
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:39,509
That's good.
That's okay. All right.

727
00:55:39,594 --> 00:55:41,426
Right, start, give it to me now.

728
00:55:41,510 --> 00:55:42,926
Now my turn.

729
00:55:49,052 --> 00:55:51,134
- How close are they?
- Now.

730
00:55:51,218 --> 00:55:53,051
- Sorry. Ready?
- Right.

731
00:55:56,719 --> 00:55:59,384
Come along, little doggy.
Here we are.

732
00:56:03,385 --> 00:56:04,676
Look out!

733
00:56:15,635 --> 00:56:18,134
She's got the dog.
I will see you later.

734
00:59:50,302 --> 00:59:52,051
You have a wonderful smile.

735
00:59:52,135 --> 00:59:54,426
I have a great deal
to smile about.

736
00:59:54,510 --> 00:59:57,134
I have Amber back, and I'm having
a wonderful time.

737
00:59:57,260 --> 00:59:58,926
You missed your train.

738
00:59:59,011 --> 01:00:01,509
There's one at midnight
and one in the morning.

739
01:00:01,594 --> 01:00:03,903
Perhaps I should arrange to have
your dog kidnapped again.

740
01:00:03,927 --> 01:00:06,259
Then you'd be bound to stay.

741
01:00:06,343 --> 01:00:09,426
Did you arrange to have her
kidnapped the first time?

742
01:00:09,510 --> 01:00:10,843
Of course.

743
01:00:15,927 --> 01:00:19,801
Well, I am willing to
bet you 10,000 francs

744
01:00:19,886 --> 01:00:22,843
that the Phantom is in Cortina
at this very moment,

745
01:00:22,927 --> 01:00:24,843
even, perhaps,
in this very room.

746
01:00:24,927 --> 01:00:27,426
How exciting.
What do you think, Mr. Tucker?

747
01:00:27,510 --> 01:00:29,217
Oh, I agree with the Inspector.

748
01:00:29,302 --> 01:00:32,570
You see, 10 of his last 15 victims have been
guests at Angela Dunning's parties.

749
01:00:32,594 --> 01:00:34,926
What are you all talking about?

750
01:00:35,302 --> 01:00:36,968
The notorious Phantom.

751
01:00:37,052 --> 01:00:38,885
I'm afraid I've never
heard of him.

752
01:00:38,969 --> 01:00:40,070
What little I've read about him,

753
01:00:40,094 --> 01:00:41,593
he seems to be quite a fellow.

754
01:00:41,677 --> 01:00:43,259
Believe me, there are few thieves

755
01:00:43,343 --> 01:00:44,843
who are as clever as the Phantom.

756
01:00:44,927 --> 01:00:47,676
Each theft is completely
different and unique,

757
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:49,759
classic in its conception.

758
01:00:49,886 --> 01:00:51,444
Well, I thought you were working
on the theory

759
01:00:51,468 --> 01:00:53,217
that he does repeat himself.

760
01:00:53,302 --> 01:00:56,342
Well, only as far as Angela Dunning's
parties are concerned.

761
01:00:56,427 --> 01:00:58,676
However, there is
one other duplication,

762
01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:01,259
but that is his trademark,

763
01:01:01,343 --> 01:01:03,051
his calling card, so to speak.

764
01:01:04,052 --> 01:01:07,134
He always leaves
a white monogrammed glove.

765
01:01:07,218 --> 01:01:08,843
Sounds terribly theatrical.

766
01:01:08,927 --> 01:01:10,862
You know, Your Highness,
if I were the Phantom,

767
01:01:10,886 --> 01:01:13,176
I'd have chosen
my victim already.

768
01:01:13,260 --> 01:01:15,551
Really?
And who would that be?

769
01:01:15,635 --> 01:01:18,676
Well, who has the most
fabulous diamond in the world?

770
01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:20,010
I suppose I do.

771
01:01:20,135 --> 01:01:21,384
Exactly.
The Pink Panther.

772
01:01:21,468 --> 01:01:22,933
Such a prize
he could never resist.

773
01:01:23,011 --> 01:01:24,389
He would be bound to try for it.

774
01:01:24,468 --> 01:01:26,217
I'm afraid he'd be disappointed.

775
01:01:26,302 --> 01:01:28,217
The Pink Panther
is in my safe at...

776
01:01:28,302 --> 01:01:29,467
Your Highness, please.

777
01:01:29,552 --> 01:01:30,926
Don't say it, not here.

778
01:01:31,011 --> 01:01:32,801
If I'm not being too nosy,
Your Highness,

779
01:01:32,886 --> 01:01:34,885
I read somewhere
that there was some dispute

780
01:01:34,969 --> 01:01:36,676
over the ownership
of the Pink Panther.

781
01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:37,926
It belongs to me.

782
01:01:38,011 --> 01:01:39,885
It was a gift
from my late father.

783
01:01:39,969 --> 01:01:41,509
I shall never surrender it.

784
01:01:41,594 --> 01:01:42,593
Why should you?

785
01:01:42,677 --> 01:01:44,676
When the present
government seized power,

786
01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:47,634
they claimed the diamond was
the property of the people.

787
01:01:47,719 --> 01:01:51,426
There's even some talk of the
International Court deciding the issue.

788
01:01:51,510 --> 01:01:53,278
I'll tell you what.
Why don't I steal the diamond,

789
01:01:53,302 --> 01:01:55,283
leave that old glove
or whatever it is behind,

790
01:01:55,343 --> 01:01:56,903
and you and I could split
the insurance.

791
01:01:56,927 --> 01:01:58,259
All right.

792
01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:00,342
I feel like dancing.

793
01:02:00,427 --> 01:02:02,551
- Your Highness?
- I'd love to.

794
01:02:04,635 --> 01:02:05,734
How about you, madame?

795
01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:07,093
Yes, of course.

796
01:02:08,427 --> 01:02:11,342
- Your leg is better, Sir Charles.
- What?

797
01:02:11,427 --> 01:02:13,259
I say, your leg is better.

798
01:02:13,385 --> 01:02:15,217
Oh, yes, much better.
Thank you.

799
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:17,718
You know, Mr. Tucker...

800
01:02:22,094 --> 01:02:25,634
- That's my beer, old man.
- My hand. It burned. I'm sorry.

801
01:02:29,594 --> 01:02:30,926
Sit down.

802
01:02:35,135 --> 01:02:37,509
Seems to be working out
better than we expected.

803
01:02:37,594 --> 01:02:39,968
The only thing we've found out is
that it's not here.

804
01:02:40,094 --> 01:02:42,862
Well, you shouldn't have any trouble
discovering exactly where it is.

805
01:02:42,886 --> 01:02:45,926
Her Highness seems to be
completely captivated.

806
01:02:46,427 --> 01:02:48,843
I'd say that's
a considerable exaggeration.

807
01:02:48,927 --> 01:02:50,653
You're either showing
a touch of senility,

808
01:02:50,677 --> 01:02:52,801
or you need glasses, my love.

809
01:02:52,927 --> 01:02:54,634
When I'm showing
my senility, darling,

810
01:02:54,719 --> 01:02:57,010
you'll be occupying your time
with your grandchildren.

811
01:02:57,094 --> 01:03:00,509
One has to have children
before one has grandchildren.

812
01:03:00,594 --> 01:03:01,693
You wouldn't dare.

813
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:03,353
Jacques would make
a wonderful father.

814
01:03:03,427 --> 01:03:05,384
He has many redeeming
qualities, you know.

815
01:03:05,468 --> 01:03:06,567
Name one.

816
01:03:06,635 --> 01:03:10,010
He's kind, loyal,
faithful, obedient.

817
01:03:10,094 --> 01:03:12,634
You're either married to a Boy Scout
or a dachshund.

818
01:03:12,719 --> 01:03:14,301
And he adores me.

819
01:03:14,468 --> 01:03:16,759
That eliminates the Boy Scouts.

820
01:03:17,969 --> 01:03:19,885
- Good night.
- Thank you.

821
01:03:28,302 --> 01:03:29,444
You seem to have lost something.

822
01:03:29,468 --> 01:03:30,567
Yes.

823
01:03:30,594 --> 01:03:32,509
How'd you like to borrow mine?

824
01:03:32,594 --> 01:03:34,010
Thanks, Uncle Charles, yes.

825
01:03:34,094 --> 01:03:35,259
Madame.

826
01:03:42,927 --> 01:03:44,093
You've been avoiding me.

827
01:03:44,177 --> 01:03:46,259
That about describes it.

828
01:03:46,343 --> 01:03:47,695
You know what
I've been thinking?

829
01:03:47,719 --> 01:03:50,010
Yes. That's why
I've been avoiding you.

830
01:03:50,094 --> 01:03:52,028
I don't think you were really looking
for me that night

831
01:03:52,052 --> 01:03:53,968
in my uncle's bedroom.

832
01:03:54,052 --> 01:03:55,843
- Don't be ridiculous.
- No, I mean it.

833
01:03:55,927 --> 01:03:57,885
Not the way
you treated me today.

834
01:03:57,969 --> 01:03:59,885
- You know what I think?
- What?

835
01:03:59,969 --> 01:04:01,259
Well...

836
01:04:02,427 --> 01:04:03,526
Oh, yeah.

837
01:04:03,594 --> 01:04:05,593
What do you think, George?

838
01:04:06,218 --> 01:04:08,217
Well, I think maybe I was wrong.

839
01:04:13,927 --> 01:04:17,843
I'm sorry I have to leave, but I must make
a very important phone call.

840
01:04:17,927 --> 01:04:21,301
- Can't it wait?
- I'm afraid not. Good night.

841
01:04:36,177 --> 01:04:37,718
That's better.

842
01:04:42,468 --> 01:04:46,134
Just a quick shower, my love,
and I will be right with you.

843
01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:11,467
One moment, please.

844
01:05:15,218 --> 01:05:16,551
Hello?

845
01:05:17,927 --> 01:05:19,134
Inspector Clouseau.

846
01:05:19,260 --> 01:05:22,759
Inspector Clouseau,
this is the Prefect of Police.

847
01:05:22,844 --> 01:05:25,676
- I have information regarding the Phantom.
- The Phantom?

848
01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:28,176
Yes. You must come at once.
I'm in Brunico.

849
01:05:28,260 --> 01:05:30,426
Brunico?
But that's in Brunico.

850
01:05:30,510 --> 01:05:32,342
I mean, that's
30 miles from here.

851
01:05:32,427 --> 01:05:34,236
It is here that I have
discovered the information.

852
01:05:34,260 --> 01:05:35,820
It's imperative that
you come immediately.

853
01:05:35,844 --> 01:05:37,437
I cannot say more.
I am being watched.

854
01:05:39,094 --> 01:05:41,426
Yes. I understand, yes.

855
01:05:43,635 --> 01:05:45,093
I'm sorry, my darling.

856
01:05:45,260 --> 01:05:46,718
Important police business.

857
01:05:46,802 --> 01:05:49,134
I will be back with you
as soon as possible.

858
01:05:49,218 --> 01:05:51,051
I understand, my love.

859
01:05:51,927 --> 01:05:53,593
- My darling.
- Yes?

860
01:05:54,552 --> 01:05:58,093
I am a husband that must be envied
by all other husbands.

861
01:05:58,385 --> 01:06:01,176
I'm sure no one ever had
a husband like you.

862
01:06:01,260 --> 01:06:02,634
My darling.

863
01:06:06,635 --> 01:06:08,843
My darling, don't move.
Don't panic.

864
01:06:08,927 --> 01:06:11,176
All that has happened
is that my hat is caught

865
01:06:11,260 --> 01:06:13,968
in one of your
naughty little hairpins.

866
01:06:14,969 --> 01:06:16,134
Voila.

867
01:06:22,385 --> 01:06:25,176
You know, at times like this

868
01:06:25,260 --> 01:06:27,926
I wish I was
but a simple peasant.

869
01:06:28,260 --> 01:06:32,259
It's times like this that make me realize
how lucky I really am.

870
01:07:03,594 --> 01:07:06,968
He's gone to Brunico.
Another call about the Phantom.

871
01:07:10,011 --> 01:07:11,176
There's something going on.

872
01:07:11,260 --> 01:07:14,509
I don't quite know what it is,
but there's something wrong.

873
01:07:14,594 --> 01:07:16,134
Do you want to call it off?

874
01:07:16,218 --> 01:07:17,885
I don't know.
I'm considering it.

875
01:07:17,969 --> 01:07:19,403
Have you considered
something else?

876
01:07:19,427 --> 01:07:20,801
What's that?

877
01:07:20,886 --> 01:07:23,301
The possibility that
you're growing a conscience.

878
01:07:23,385 --> 01:07:24,676
A conscience?
About what?

879
01:07:24,802 --> 01:07:26,093
The Princess.

880
01:07:27,385 --> 01:07:30,134
- You're being ridiculous.
- No, I'm just being a woman.

881
01:07:30,260 --> 01:07:33,301
This time you've chosen yourself
a fascinating victim.

882
01:07:33,385 --> 01:07:35,259
I suspect you've broken
the first rule

883
01:07:35,343 --> 01:07:37,509
and allowed yourself
to become involved.

884
01:07:37,594 --> 01:07:39,718
You're being a woman, all right.

885
01:07:39,802 --> 01:07:43,342
That's obvious.
Competition always makes a woman obvious.

886
01:07:45,552 --> 01:07:47,259
- Who is it?
- Bellboy.

887
01:07:50,594 --> 01:07:52,134
Wait a minute.

888
01:07:54,927 --> 01:07:56,026
What is it?

889
01:07:56,052 --> 01:07:57,150
Flowers.

890
01:08:07,760 --> 01:08:09,634
- George!
- Trick or treat.

891
01:08:09,760 --> 01:08:13,051
- Now, wait a minute.
- I found these growing in the hall.

892
01:08:16,094 --> 01:08:17,551
Well, you get right out of here.

893
01:08:17,635 --> 01:08:19,843
Now what kind of
hospitality is that?

894
01:08:19,927 --> 01:08:21,695
But, listen, my husband
could be back any minute.

895
01:08:21,719 --> 01:08:24,843
He must be about
halfway to Brunico by now.

896
01:08:24,927 --> 01:08:27,342
You must come to Brunico
immediately, Inspector.

897
01:08:27,427 --> 01:08:30,217
I have information
regarding the Phantom.

898
01:08:30,302 --> 01:08:33,217
And while you're in Brunico,
waiting for the Prefect of Police,

899
01:08:33,302 --> 01:08:35,093
- I shall be...
- Thank you very much.

900
01:08:35,218 --> 01:08:37,718
I shall be investigating
your wife.

901
01:08:41,218 --> 01:08:42,968
One never knows, huh?

902
01:08:43,552 --> 01:08:45,551
Perhaps the Phantom
is hiding under the bed.

903
01:08:45,635 --> 01:08:46,885
George.

904
01:08:47,427 --> 01:08:48,843
Well, that's more like it.

905
01:08:48,927 --> 01:08:50,236
Now, you should be
ashamed of yourself.

906
01:08:50,260 --> 01:08:51,426
I'm planning on it.

907
01:08:51,510 --> 01:08:53,444
- Suppose Jacques doesn't go to Brunico?
- Not a chance.

908
01:08:53,468 --> 01:08:55,028
Suppose he finds out the Prefect
never really called?

909
01:08:55,052 --> 01:08:57,236
- You're beautiful.
- Stop this. You must get out of here.

910
01:08:57,260 --> 01:08:58,528
You're the damnedest woman
I've met.

911
01:08:58,552 --> 01:08:59,736
What are you?
A sexual yo-yo?

912
01:08:59,760 --> 01:09:01,903
First you jump in my bed,
then you push me off a mountain.

913
01:09:01,927 --> 01:09:03,862
Then you practically seduce me
on the dance floor.

914
01:09:03,886 --> 01:09:07,509
Now, look, George, you're terribly attractive,
and I'm naturally...

915
01:09:07,594 --> 01:09:09,176
- But not here.
- Where?

916
01:09:09,260 --> 01:09:10,843
I don't know, but not tonight.

917
01:09:10,927 --> 01:09:12,070
You know what your trouble is?

918
01:09:12,094 --> 01:09:13,634
You just can't
make up your mind.

919
01:09:13,719 --> 01:09:15,570
- Well, I am married.
- And where's your husband?

920
01:09:15,594 --> 01:09:17,509
Out in 12 feet of snow,
chasing the Phantom.

921
01:09:17,594 --> 01:09:19,217
- That was your idea.
- Sure it was.

922
01:09:19,302 --> 01:09:21,801
But if he was any kind of a man,
he wouldn't have gone.

923
01:09:23,052 --> 01:09:24,801
- Darling.
- Darling?

924
01:09:28,427 --> 01:09:29,885
It's locked.

925
01:09:35,552 --> 01:09:38,926
There you are.
Halfway to Brunico, huh?

926
01:09:39,052 --> 01:09:40,217
Angel?

927
01:09:45,760 --> 01:09:46,926
What do I do?

928
01:09:47,094 --> 01:09:48,259
Answer the door.

929
01:09:49,468 --> 01:09:51,217
- Simone?
- Yes, dear?

930
01:09:53,886 --> 01:09:55,528
But, Jacques,
I thought you were on your...

931
01:09:55,552 --> 01:09:57,467
That phone call was a ruse.

932
01:09:58,886 --> 01:10:01,384
Oh, dear, are you hurt, my darling?

933
01:10:03,760 --> 01:10:05,676
I don't recall that being there.

934
01:10:05,760 --> 01:10:08,843
No, it was sent a while ago.
I thought it was from you.

935
01:10:08,927 --> 01:10:11,259
No, it certainly
was not from me.

936
01:10:12,427 --> 01:10:15,134
Some very strange
things going on here.

937
01:10:17,218 --> 01:10:19,593
I passed the Prefect
on the road.

938
01:10:20,927 --> 01:10:22,026
He never made that call.

939
01:10:22,094 --> 01:10:23,192
No?

940
01:10:23,552 --> 01:10:24,651
No.

941
01:10:26,094 --> 01:10:28,176
There was no card with these?

942
01:10:28,260 --> 01:10:29,593
No.

943
01:10:31,218 --> 01:10:34,051
Why should anybody
want me to go to Brunico?

944
01:10:35,552 --> 01:10:36,885
My darling.

945
01:10:36,969 --> 01:10:39,862
- I'm so sorry. I was trying to kiss your foot.
- That's all right, my dear.

946
01:10:39,886 --> 01:10:41,968
- Let me kiss your face.
- No, it's all right.

947
01:10:42,052 --> 01:10:44,134
Darling, I'm sorry.
Come here.

948
01:10:44,260 --> 01:10:47,384
That's nice and comfortable
on the bed there.

949
01:10:48,552 --> 01:10:49,651
My darling.

950
01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:50,859
Listen, dear.

951
01:10:50,886 --> 01:10:54,176
Why don't we go down to the bar
and have a nightcap?

952
01:10:54,260 --> 01:10:58,551
Darling, listen,
why don't I have a nice bath?

953
01:10:58,927 --> 01:11:01,885
And afterwards,
we have our lovely, warm bed.

954
01:11:02,427 --> 01:11:04,403
Don't worry about this mess.
We can have it cleaned up later.

955
01:11:04,427 --> 01:11:06,134
We don't want any
more interruptions.

956
01:11:06,218 --> 01:11:09,134
Why, dear, would you mind
if I bathed first?

957
01:11:09,427 --> 01:11:11,926
My dear, did you
not bathe earlier?

958
01:11:12,218 --> 01:11:16,093
Yes, I did, but it would warm me up,
help me to relax.

959
01:11:18,385 --> 01:11:19,301
All right, my darling.

960
01:11:19,325 --> 01:11:21,759
I'll tell you what we'll do,
like we did in the old days.

961
01:11:21,886 --> 01:11:22,721
When you're in there,

962
01:11:22,745 --> 01:11:24,444
I will come in
and scrub your back for you.

963
01:11:24,468 --> 01:11:27,718
Oh, you're so romantic,
but I'll only be a moment.

964
01:12:45,427 --> 01:12:47,134
- Darling?
- Yes?

965
01:12:49,886 --> 01:12:52,885
Hello, my darling.

966
01:12:53,385 --> 01:12:55,010
Why did you draw the curtains?

967
01:12:55,135 --> 01:12:56,759
Just to keep me warm.

968
01:12:56,844 --> 01:13:00,259
Warm? Warm is one thing.
It must be hell in there.

969
01:13:00,343 --> 01:13:02,885
No, it's wonderful.

970
01:13:02,969 --> 01:13:04,695
Why don't you let me
wash your back for you?

971
01:13:04,719 --> 01:13:06,012
It's already done, my darling.

972
01:13:06,094 --> 01:13:08,926
As I told you before,
I just want to relax.

973
01:13:09,011 --> 01:13:11,070
We must have no secrets
from one another, my darling.

974
01:13:11,094 --> 01:13:13,093
Yeah, I know, my darling.

975
01:13:18,260 --> 01:13:20,070
I will brush my teeth
and keep you company.

976
01:13:20,135 --> 01:13:22,093
Oh, that's sweet
of you, my darling.

977
01:13:37,011 --> 01:13:38,109
Hello?

978
01:13:38,218 --> 01:13:39,317
Ispettore?

979
01:13:39,343 --> 01:13:41,051
I thought you would like to know

980
01:13:41,135 --> 01:13:43,010
Princess Dala has
just checked out.

981
01:13:43,927 --> 01:13:45,718
Thank you very much.

982
01:13:48,094 --> 01:13:51,051
Darling, you got rid
of all those naughty little bubbles?

983
01:13:51,135 --> 01:13:52,234
I beg your pardon?

984
01:13:52,260 --> 01:13:53,695
I said, you got rid of those
naughty little bubbles?

985
01:13:53,719 --> 01:13:55,093
Yes, I did.

986
01:14:00,302 --> 01:14:01,759
Hey, come...

987
01:14:03,135 --> 01:14:04,759
Come out, quick.

988
01:14:12,760 --> 01:14:14,509
- Who is it?
- Bellboy.

989
01:14:14,927 --> 01:14:16,342
One minute.

990
01:14:18,468 --> 01:14:19,567
Yes?

991
01:14:19,594 --> 01:14:21,611
- Inspector's violin, madame.
- Thank you very much.

992
01:14:21,635 --> 01:14:22,885
Madame, the flowers.

993
01:14:23,011 --> 01:14:24,278
No. It's nothing at all.
Doesn't matter.

994
01:14:24,302 --> 01:14:26,416
But I must.
If they found out downstairs,

995
01:14:26,440 --> 01:14:27,176
I'd lose my job.

996
01:14:27,260 --> 01:14:28,653
- Do it in the morning.
- It will only take a moment.

997
01:14:28,677 --> 01:14:30,593
I'll ring for the maid.

998
01:14:41,844 --> 01:14:43,259
- Darling?
- Yes, dear?

999
01:14:43,343 --> 01:14:44,843
How would you like
to wash my back?

1000
01:14:44,927 --> 01:14:47,676
I'd love to,
but you see I have to...

1001
01:14:47,760 --> 01:14:50,176
I mean, I have...
Well, I'm cold.

1002
01:14:50,260 --> 01:14:51,426
Yes.

1003
01:14:56,844 --> 01:14:57,943
Get the broom.

1004
01:14:58,011 --> 01:14:59,109
But...

1005
01:15:03,594 --> 01:15:06,593
Come on. Hurry up. Go.

1006
01:15:20,343 --> 01:15:23,217
Shan't be a moment, my darling.
I'll just put on my pyjamas.

1007
01:15:23,302 --> 01:15:24,401
- Darling, look.
- Yes?

1008
01:15:24,427 --> 01:15:26,236
I think I've got something
in my right eye.

1009
01:15:26,302 --> 01:15:27,422
Let me put you in the...

1010
01:15:27,468 --> 01:15:28,570
No, I mean, the left...
No, no, this one.

1011
01:15:28,594 --> 01:15:29,903
If you don't come
in the light...

1012
01:15:29,927 --> 01:15:31,509
- But, darling.
- It hurts!

1013
01:15:31,594 --> 01:15:33,885
Well, then, stand still for a moment.
I can't see it.

1014
01:15:33,969 --> 01:15:35,528
- Yes, dear, but help.
- I cannot open it.

1015
01:15:35,552 --> 01:15:37,070
Stand in the light a moment.

1016
01:15:37,094 --> 01:15:38,236
Where? Now, where,
where, where?

1017
01:15:38,260 --> 01:15:39,259
Right here. Here.

1018
01:15:39,343 --> 01:15:41,444
There's absolutely nothing
in your eye, my darling.

1019
01:15:41,468 --> 01:15:43,104
Is there nothing?
Are you sure?

1020
01:15:43,177 --> 01:15:45,384
Only your eye.
That's all that is there.

1021
01:15:55,468 --> 01:15:56,593
What are you doing?

1022
01:15:56,760 --> 01:15:57,885
It won't go on.

1023
01:15:57,969 --> 01:16:00,593
Put it back. We have no time.
He's coming back.

1024
01:16:00,677 --> 01:16:03,093
Get under the bed.
Come on. Quick.

1025
01:16:05,760 --> 01:16:06,926
Come on.

1026
01:16:10,011 --> 01:16:12,509
Why aren't you in bed,
my darling?

1027
01:16:13,135 --> 01:16:15,259
I was, I mean...

1028
01:16:15,427 --> 01:16:17,593
I mean I was just...
I'm just going, dear.

1029
01:16:20,635 --> 01:16:21,926
I'm cold.

1030
01:16:22,760 --> 01:16:24,176
My Stradivarius.

1031
01:16:24,260 --> 01:16:26,342
Yes, the porter
just brought it in.

1032
01:16:29,135 --> 01:16:31,259
I sent it to the village
to be repaired.

1033
01:16:31,343 --> 01:16:32,820
I just hope they know
how to fix plastic.

1034
01:16:32,844 --> 01:16:34,384
I hope so too.

1035
01:16:35,719 --> 01:16:37,342
So far, so good.

1036
01:16:38,427 --> 01:16:39,885
We shall see.

1037
01:16:44,927 --> 01:16:46,551
Better than ever.

1038
01:16:47,510 --> 01:16:50,634
Dear, I doubt if we shall
need it tonight, my love.

1039
01:16:50,719 --> 01:16:52,843
I'm sure we won't, darling.

1040
01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:12,093
What is it?

1041
01:17:12,927 --> 01:17:14,634
It's very strange.

1042
01:17:26,218 --> 01:17:27,467
Jacques!

1043
01:17:28,011 --> 01:17:30,342
- Yes?
- Why don't you come to bed?

1044
01:17:31,094 --> 01:17:33,509
You know,
I don't understand this.

1045
01:17:34,844 --> 01:17:36,176
You see,

1046
01:17:37,468 --> 01:17:39,926
these footprints,

1047
01:17:41,427 --> 01:17:42,801
they were...

1048
01:17:42,886 --> 01:17:45,718
They were made by shoes,

1049
01:17:46,385 --> 01:17:50,551
and they were not made by feet.

1050
01:17:56,427 --> 01:17:58,843
Now, I'll just
turn off the light.

1051
01:18:05,385 --> 01:18:06,676
At last.

1052
01:18:07,011 --> 01:18:08,801
Darling, my little...

1053
01:18:12,260 --> 01:18:14,801
Darling?
What's the matter, my darling?

1054
01:18:14,886 --> 01:18:18,885
It's very strange, my love,
but suddenly I'm freezing cold.

1055
01:18:18,969 --> 01:18:20,759
You're freezing cold?

1056
01:18:21,094 --> 01:18:22,342
Oh, the window is open.

1057
01:18:22,427 --> 01:18:23,551
Oh, the window's open.

1058
01:18:23,635 --> 01:18:26,718
Well, you know, sometimes
it's healthy to have a little fresh air.

1059
01:18:26,802 --> 01:18:30,176
Healthy is one thing,
but it's hell in here, my love.

1060
01:18:31,427 --> 01:18:33,968
Ten below zero outside,
my darling.

1061
01:18:38,677 --> 01:18:40,176
That's better.

1062
01:18:47,011 --> 01:18:48,010
There, my darling.

1063
01:18:48,094 --> 01:18:49,192
Yes.

1064
01:18:53,385 --> 01:18:55,051
At last!

1065
01:19:18,886 --> 01:19:19,843
Yes?

1066
01:19:19,927 --> 01:19:22,551
I just arrived in town.
No trouble with the police, yet.

1067
01:19:22,635 --> 01:19:24,319
But I understand
the Princess is expecting

1068
01:19:24,343 --> 01:19:25,937
some important visitors
here tomorrow.

1069
01:19:26,011 --> 01:19:28,010
She say anything about leaving?

1070
01:19:28,094 --> 01:19:29,509
Who is this?

1071
01:19:42,510 --> 01:19:44,843
- Yes?
- Princess Dala, please.

1072
01:19:44,927 --> 01:19:47,801
Her Highness checked out
a short while ago.

1073
01:21:01,427 --> 01:21:02,926
Uncle Charles.

1074
01:21:40,260 --> 01:21:41,843
What did you say?
What did you say?

1075
01:21:41,927 --> 01:21:43,759
I said he could come
as one of the Borgias,

1076
01:21:43,844 --> 01:21:45,926
and then he wouldn't have
to explain his cousin.

1077
01:21:46,011 --> 01:21:47,593
What's a Borgia?

1078
01:21:50,927 --> 01:21:52,426
Good evening.

1079
01:22:01,594 --> 01:22:04,676
I mean,
I enjoy champagne in bed

1080
01:22:04,760 --> 01:22:06,509
as much as the next man,
my angel,

1081
01:22:06,594 --> 01:22:10,718
but from now on, perhaps
a more practical approach?

1082
01:22:10,802 --> 01:22:15,134
Oh, I'm sorry, my darling, I just wanted
to surprise you, that's all.

1083
01:22:15,218 --> 01:22:17,384
Well, it's been
a night of surprises.

1084
01:22:17,468 --> 01:22:19,010
You can say that again.

1085
01:22:19,094 --> 01:22:20,467
It's been...

1086
01:22:22,760 --> 01:22:23,859
Anyway. Anyway.

1087
01:22:24,927 --> 01:22:26,676
- My love?
- Yes?

1088
01:22:29,802 --> 01:22:31,968
Shall I say you're not here?

1089
01:22:32,677 --> 01:22:35,676
No, it's all right, darling.
I'll answer it.

1090
01:22:44,177 --> 01:22:45,176
Yes?

1091
01:22:45,260 --> 01:22:47,051
Tucker here, Inspector.

1092
01:22:47,135 --> 01:22:50,467
The man who kidnapped the dog
was driving a rented car.

1093
01:22:50,552 --> 01:22:53,176
He's been identified
as a man named Artoff.

1094
01:22:53,260 --> 01:22:56,467
Now, London informs us
that a man of his description

1095
01:22:56,552 --> 01:22:59,217
is at present employed
by Sir Charles Lytton.

1096
01:22:59,302 --> 01:23:01,509
I see.
Come up immediately.

1097
01:23:01,594 --> 01:23:02,885
- Sir Charles!
- Sir Charles?

1098
01:23:02,969 --> 01:23:04,093
He's the Phantom!

1099
01:23:04,177 --> 01:23:06,134
I've really got him this time.

1100
01:23:20,260 --> 01:23:22,801
Sir Charles?
Open that door.

1101
01:23:23,427 --> 01:23:25,342
I know you're in there,
Sir Charles.

1102
01:23:25,468 --> 01:23:27,426
Open up.
This is the police.

1103
01:23:28,094 --> 01:23:29,259
Stand back while I fire.

1104
01:23:29,343 --> 01:23:31,010
No, don't do that, old man.

1105
01:23:45,094 --> 01:23:46,259
Jacques knows.

1106
01:23:46,385 --> 01:23:47,509
And somebody else.

1107
01:23:47,594 --> 01:23:50,134
George has got my do-it-yourself
Phantom kit.

1108
01:23:50,218 --> 01:23:52,342
I've got to get out of here.

1109
01:23:53,260 --> 01:23:54,570
Well, his clothes
are still here.

1110
01:23:54,594 --> 01:23:56,509
Perhaps he's already escaped.

1111
01:23:56,594 --> 01:23:57,926
Most unlikely.

1112
01:23:58,052 --> 01:23:59,444
He doesn't realize
that I am onto him.

1113
01:23:59,468 --> 01:24:00,926
Now listen, old man.

1114
01:24:01,011 --> 01:24:04,801
After all, we've no proof that Artoff
was actually the man driving the Innocenti.

1115
01:24:04,886 --> 01:24:05,885
Sir Charles is our man.

1116
01:24:05,969 --> 01:24:07,676
My every instinct tells me so.

1117
01:24:07,760 --> 01:24:10,051
Careful, you fool.
You realize this gun is loaded?

1118
01:24:10,135 --> 01:24:11,676
What I must do now
is get dressed

1119
01:24:11,760 --> 01:24:13,759
and search
the rest of the hotel.

1120
01:24:21,385 --> 01:24:23,467
- Did you find him?
- No, but he can't be far.

1121
01:24:23,552 --> 01:24:25,843
I must dress quickly and get...

1122
01:24:30,094 --> 01:24:31,676
- It's gone.
- What's gone?

1123
01:24:31,760 --> 01:24:32,859
My coat!

1124
01:24:32,886 --> 01:24:35,843
My Sûreté Scotland-Yard-type
mackintosh! It's gone!

1125
01:24:35,927 --> 01:24:37,926
Good evening, Inspector.

1126
01:25:15,886 --> 01:25:17,134
What is it, Saloud?

1127
01:25:17,218 --> 01:25:18,509
Inspector Clouseau.

1128
01:25:22,302 --> 01:25:24,718
Your Highness, please excuse
this interruption.

1129
01:25:24,802 --> 01:25:26,384
I have news of great importance.

1130
01:25:26,468 --> 01:25:29,010
This is Mr. Tucker
of Lloyd's of London.

1131
01:25:29,094 --> 01:25:31,467
And we have met before.

1132
01:25:32,260 --> 01:25:33,676
I've met her too, you know.

1133
01:25:33,760 --> 01:25:35,843
Yes, I know, but we are
meeting her again now.

1134
01:25:35,927 --> 01:25:37,593
What is this news?

1135
01:25:38,011 --> 01:25:41,176
Your Highness, I have discovered
the identity of the Phantom.

1136
01:25:41,260 --> 01:25:43,176
- You don't say.
- I do say.

1137
01:25:43,260 --> 01:25:44,361
Of course we're not positive.

1138
01:25:44,385 --> 01:25:45,384
I am positive.

1139
01:25:45,468 --> 01:25:47,528
He is, I believe, at this very moment,
here in Rome.

1140
01:25:47,552 --> 01:25:48,968
- Really?
- Yes.

1141
01:25:49,594 --> 01:25:52,010
Have you seen or heard from
Sir Charles Lytton?

1142
01:25:52,094 --> 01:25:54,301
Not since I left Cortina.
Why?

1143
01:25:54,719 --> 01:25:58,010
Sir Charles and the Phantom
are one and the same.

1144
01:25:58,094 --> 01:25:59,192
You're not serious.

1145
01:25:59,260 --> 01:26:00,384
I am serious.

1146
01:26:00,468 --> 01:26:04,676
I can understand how difficult it is
for Your Highness to accept the facts.

1147
01:26:04,760 --> 01:26:08,093
Sir Charles is a very persuasive
and attractive man.

1148
01:26:08,177 --> 01:26:12,384
He is also Sir Charles Lytton,
a man of considerable influence and reputation.

1149
01:26:12,468 --> 01:26:14,217
She's got quite a point there,
you know.

1150
01:26:14,302 --> 01:26:17,010
He is a fraud,
and I shall prove it.

1151
01:26:17,094 --> 01:26:19,278
Meanwhile, I would like your permission,
Your Highness,

1152
01:26:19,302 --> 01:26:21,010
to surround the house
with armed guards.

1153
01:26:21,094 --> 01:26:22,718
I take it the gem
is in the villa.

1154
01:26:22,802 --> 01:26:23,901
It is.

1155
01:26:23,927 --> 01:26:25,028
But as you gentlemen know,

1156
01:26:25,052 --> 01:26:26,945
I'm having a rather large party
this evening.

1157
01:26:26,969 --> 01:26:30,384
I assure you, your guests will be
caused no embarrassment whatsoever.

1158
01:26:30,468 --> 01:26:34,301
They will not even be aware
that my men are present in their disguises.

1159
01:26:34,385 --> 01:26:35,979
In that case,
you have my permission.

1160
01:26:36,052 --> 01:26:37,593
Thank you.

1161
01:26:49,594 --> 01:26:51,759
Your Highness, mark my words.

1162
01:26:52,760 --> 01:26:54,676
If Sir Charles is foolish enough

1163
01:26:54,760 --> 01:26:57,176
to attempt to steal
your diamond tonight,

1164
01:26:57,260 --> 01:27:01,010
you will be witness to the capture of
the notorious Phantom.

1165
01:27:03,094 --> 01:27:04,301
Gentlemen.

1166
01:27:21,927 --> 01:27:23,278
The plans will
have to be changed.

1167
01:27:23,302 --> 01:27:24,593
No.

1168
01:27:25,427 --> 01:27:29,551
We just have to make sure that
Sir Charles doesn't steal the jewel.

1169
01:28:20,427 --> 01:28:22,217
- Hello.
- Hello, Tucker.

1170
01:28:22,302 --> 01:28:23,843
- Like a drink?
- No, thank you.

1171
01:28:23,927 --> 01:28:25,194
I never drink
whilst I'm on duty.

1172
01:28:25,218 --> 01:28:26,903
You should know that.
Never, never, never.

1173
01:28:26,927 --> 01:28:28,759
- Well, cheers.
- Cheers.

1174
01:28:29,302 --> 01:28:30,467
Warm.

1175
01:28:30,552 --> 01:28:31,968
Yes, it must be hell in there.

1176
01:28:33,427 --> 01:28:35,593
Bet it's not so good in there.

1177
01:28:36,468 --> 01:28:38,134
Anything suspicious?

1178
01:28:38,260 --> 01:28:39,926
No, no.
Nothing to worry about.

1179
01:28:40,760 --> 01:28:43,342
My men are everywhere,
mingling here, mingling there.

1180
01:28:43,427 --> 01:28:45,676
Watching all the time, watching.

1181
01:28:51,302 --> 01:28:54,509
How dare you drink whilst you're on duty?
Who is inside there?

1182
01:28:54,594 --> 01:28:56,593
- Sergeant Walter!
- Sergeant Quinn.

1183
01:28:56,677 --> 01:28:59,176
Anymore behaviour like this
and I'll have your stripes.

1184
01:28:59,260 --> 01:29:02,176
Now get out of here
and start mingling again.

1185
01:29:05,635 --> 01:29:07,885
Quite funny that,
the zebra and the stripes.

1186
01:29:07,969 --> 01:29:10,676
Yes, very good, very good.

1187
01:29:10,760 --> 01:29:12,718
Not bad, not bad.

1188
01:29:12,844 --> 01:29:14,885
Well, I think I'll mingle.

1189
01:29:15,218 --> 01:29:16,467
All right.

1190
01:29:33,052 --> 01:29:34,676
Didn't I tell you
that I'd make this

1191
01:29:34,760 --> 01:29:36,509
the biggest social
success of the year?

1192
01:29:36,594 --> 01:29:37,759
Yes, certainly you did.

1193
01:29:37,844 --> 01:29:39,885
Well, the only thing
worries me is, of course,

1194
01:29:39,969 --> 01:29:41,634
what do we do for your next one?

1195
01:29:41,719 --> 01:29:43,843
How can I possibly top this?

1196
01:29:43,927 --> 01:29:45,676
I'm sure you'll think of something.

1197
01:29:45,760 --> 01:29:48,342
- Excuse me.
- Of course, love. Have a ball!

1198
01:29:48,427 --> 01:29:49,759
Hello, you!

1199
01:29:53,594 --> 01:29:56,093
May I see your invitation, please?

1200
01:29:56,927 --> 01:29:58,259
All right.

1201
01:30:05,260 --> 01:30:07,634
Wasn't there another gorilla
in a Rolls-Royce?

1202
01:30:07,719 --> 01:30:09,634
Yes, probably a rich uncle.

1203
01:30:11,552 --> 01:30:14,051
You see, gentlemen?
Perfectly safe.

1204
01:30:14,135 --> 01:30:15,926
One cannot be too careful,
Your Highness.

1205
01:30:16,011 --> 01:30:18,551
This party, all your
guests wearing masks.

1206
01:30:18,635 --> 01:30:22,010
It was just possible that the Phantom
had already done his work.

1207
01:30:22,094 --> 01:30:23,259
Without an invitation,

1208
01:30:23,343 --> 01:30:25,843
how could Sir Charles
get past your guards?

1209
01:30:25,927 --> 01:30:29,051
Where the Phantom is concerned,
Your Highness...

1210
01:30:30,677 --> 01:30:32,093
What's wrong?

1211
01:30:44,011 --> 01:30:45,134
What are you doing?

1212
01:30:45,260 --> 01:30:46,444
The question is,
what are you doing?

1213
01:30:46,468 --> 01:30:47,676
I protest!

1214
01:30:47,802 --> 01:30:49,051
Remove your head at once!

1215
01:30:49,760 --> 01:30:51,759
Tucker, remove his head.

1216
01:30:56,260 --> 01:30:58,384
Good grief, it's our ambassador.

1217
01:30:58,468 --> 01:30:59,567
Ambassador?

1218
01:30:59,594 --> 01:31:01,259
My apologies, Lord Cravenwood.

1219
01:31:01,343 --> 01:31:04,259
The Inspector was only acting
with the best of motives.

1220
01:31:04,343 --> 01:31:05,843
Your Highness.

1221
01:31:12,760 --> 01:31:15,051
Really, Lord Cravenwood,
what would your wife think?

1222
01:31:21,094 --> 01:31:23,176
- What's he got that I haven't got?
- George!

1223
01:31:23,260 --> 01:31:24,259
In the flesh.

1224
01:31:24,343 --> 01:31:25,342
What are you doing here?

1225
01:31:25,427 --> 01:31:27,051
Tarzan let me use
the car tonight.

1226
01:31:27,135 --> 01:31:28,759
Listen, I've got to talk to you.

1227
01:31:28,844 --> 01:31:30,509
You've got to get out of here.

1228
01:31:32,135 --> 01:31:33,234
But, darling.

1229
01:31:33,260 --> 01:31:36,093
Lord Cravenwood, I'm so terribly sorry
about what happened.

1230
01:31:36,177 --> 01:31:38,236
You see, I was discussing important things
with Her Highness,

1231
01:31:38,260 --> 01:31:41,401
and when I discovered
you outside the library door,

1232
01:31:41,425 --> 01:31:42,801
naturally I thought...

1233
01:31:46,135 --> 01:31:48,342
- The ambassador.
- Yes, I know.

1234
01:31:48,468 --> 01:31:51,111
You know, darling, you haven't danced
with me all evening, my angel.

1235
01:31:51,135 --> 01:31:52,593
I'm sorry, my darling.

1236
01:31:53,094 --> 01:31:54,551
That's all for now.

1237
01:32:00,302 --> 01:32:02,926
Pardon me! I'm lost.

1238
01:32:03,011 --> 01:32:05,759
I must have gotten off the road,
the main road.

1239
01:32:05,844 --> 01:32:07,926
I'm on my way to Frascati.

1240
01:32:08,427 --> 01:32:10,403
You'll have to go down the road
about a half mile.

1241
01:32:10,427 --> 01:32:11,526
You'll see a sign.

1242
01:32:11,594 --> 01:32:14,676
Turn right.
It'll take you right to the highway.

1243
01:32:33,927 --> 01:32:36,278
Excuse me, dear, but I've got to talk
to Lord Cravenwood.

1244
01:32:36,302 --> 01:32:37,426
It's extremely important.

1245
01:32:37,510 --> 01:32:39,593
That's okay.
He's making me itch anyway.

1246
01:32:39,677 --> 01:32:40,776
Fine.

1247
01:32:42,094 --> 01:32:43,217
Now, listen to me.

1248
01:32:43,302 --> 01:32:45,718
I know what you're up to,
and it won't work.

1249
01:32:45,802 --> 01:32:47,010
You'll ruin everything.

1250
01:32:47,094 --> 01:32:48,551
Excuse me, Your Excellency.

1251
01:32:48,635 --> 01:32:51,509
May I cut in?
Thank you so much, sir.

1252
01:32:51,594 --> 01:32:52,885
Are you having a good time?

1253
01:32:52,969 --> 01:32:54,885
- Yes, extremely good time.
- Good.

1254
01:33:56,552 --> 01:33:58,634
Fine party, Angela darling.

1255
01:33:58,719 --> 01:34:01,634
Wait till you see
the fireworks at midnight.

1256
01:34:32,719 --> 01:34:35,342
Hello, old boy.
May I have this dance?

1257
01:34:37,011 --> 01:34:38,289
I never learned to dance.

1258
01:34:38,313 --> 01:34:40,676
I've just simply got
natural rhythm, you know.

1259
01:34:40,760 --> 01:34:42,509
You're quite right.

1260
01:34:46,011 --> 01:34:49,217
By Jove, that looked...
It is! It's Sir Charles!

1261
01:34:56,385 --> 01:34:57,593
Tucker!

1262
01:34:59,886 --> 01:35:00,885
Inspector!

1263
01:35:00,969 --> 01:35:02,093
Tucker!

1264
01:35:04,844 --> 01:35:06,259
Tucker! Tucker!

1265
01:35:06,427 --> 01:35:07,885
Inspector!

1266
01:35:10,886 --> 01:35:13,259
Take your filthy
hands off my asp.

1267
01:35:15,510 --> 01:35:16,609
Tucker!

1268
01:35:18,427 --> 01:35:20,093
- Charles?
- Where's the safe?

1269
01:35:20,177 --> 01:35:21,926
In the library.
George is robbing it.

1270
01:35:22,011 --> 01:35:23,801
- Which way?
- Come on.

1271
01:35:24,177 --> 01:35:26,801
- But it's not midnight yet.
- But they turned the lights out.

1272
01:35:26,886 --> 01:35:28,759
Her Highness must
have changed her mind.

1273
01:35:28,844 --> 01:35:30,134
All right.

1274
01:35:30,969 --> 01:35:32,718
Be careful.
I can't see a thing.

1275
01:35:32,802 --> 01:35:35,968
Tucker? Tucker,
where are you? Tucker!

1276
01:35:37,343 --> 01:35:38,442
Watch where you're going!

1277
01:35:38,468 --> 01:35:39,567
Tucker.

1278
01:35:40,677 --> 01:35:41,843
Tucker!

1279
01:35:45,052 --> 01:35:46,926
Tucker, Tucker, Tucker.

1280
01:35:51,510 --> 01:35:52,718
Tucker!

1281
01:35:53,886 --> 01:35:55,509
It's hell in here.

1282
01:36:02,260 --> 01:36:04,384
A candle! Tucker!

1283
01:36:06,094 --> 01:36:08,509
- Hey, waiter, you got a match?
- Yes, sir.

1284
01:36:08,594 --> 01:36:10,051
Quick, quick.

1285
01:36:14,135 --> 01:36:16,093
Tucker. Tucker.

1286
01:36:20,468 --> 01:36:22,259
Tucker. Tucker.

1287
01:36:29,677 --> 01:36:31,676
What kind of a candle is this?

1288
01:36:38,094 --> 01:36:40,176
In there. George is
in the gorilla suit.

1289
01:36:40,260 --> 01:36:42,051
- Gorilla?
- Good luck.

1290
01:36:45,302 --> 01:36:49,509
Rule, Britannia!
Britannia, rule the waves!

1291
01:36:49,594 --> 01:36:53,885
Britons never, never,
never shall be slaves!

1292
01:36:53,969 --> 01:36:57,467
Rule, Britannia!
Britannia, rule the waves!

1293
01:36:57,552 --> 01:36:58,843
Oh, I say!

1294
01:37:07,260 --> 01:37:09,217
Tucker! Tucker!

1295
01:37:09,552 --> 01:37:10,718
Tucker!

1296
01:37:12,427 --> 01:37:14,342
Inspector! Inspector!

1297
01:37:14,468 --> 01:37:16,426
Oh, Inspector,
Sir Charles is here.

1298
01:40:05,969 --> 01:40:07,759
- George?
- Uncle Charles?

1299
01:40:07,886 --> 01:40:09,718
- Have you got it?
- No. Haven't you?

1300
01:40:09,802 --> 01:40:11,593
No. The safe's empty.

1301
01:40:14,552 --> 01:40:16,010
What's that?

1302
01:40:21,510 --> 01:40:23,426
Somebody's been
highly dishonest.

1303
01:40:23,510 --> 01:40:25,010
Follow me, men.

1304
01:40:28,468 --> 01:40:30,570
You idiots!
They're getting away from us!

1305
01:40:30,594 --> 01:40:34,676
Help me to my feet, someone.
Mr. Tucker! Mr. Tucker! Okay.

1306
01:40:34,760 --> 01:40:36,885
After them!
Come on, Tucker!

1307
01:41:03,260 --> 01:41:04,634
Come back! It's me!

1308
01:42:01,510 --> 01:42:03,801
Come on now!
Faster! Faster!

1309
01:42:03,927 --> 01:42:06,259
They're getting away!
Hurry!

1310
01:42:06,343 --> 01:42:10,259
What's the matter with you?
Can't you drive this thing faster?

1311
01:42:21,177 --> 01:42:23,968
Tucker, you're wrong.
Come on! Quick!

1312
01:42:24,094 --> 01:42:26,010
I tell you, this is
the road they've gone up.

1313
01:42:27,802 --> 01:42:29,093
Don't argue with me!

1314
01:42:29,177 --> 01:42:31,093
I'm telling you
I know where they've gone.

1315
01:42:43,343 --> 01:42:45,194
Now, George,
any idea how we get out of here?

1316
01:42:45,218 --> 01:42:47,028
I don't know. I've been
all over this place.

1317
01:42:47,052 --> 01:42:49,205
I've been up this street,
up that one, up that one.

1318
01:42:49,260 --> 01:42:50,486
How we gonna get out of here?

1319
01:42:50,510 --> 01:42:52,194
Why don't you try
the high road up there?

1320
01:42:52,218 --> 01:42:54,236
Okay, I'll take the high road.
You take the low road.

1321
01:42:54,260 --> 01:42:55,259
So long, Uncle Charles.

1322
01:42:55,343 --> 01:42:56,593
Ciao, George.

1323
01:43:29,427 --> 01:43:31,926
Who taught you
to drive this thing?

1324
01:43:43,927 --> 01:43:46,551
- I see them! That's them!
- No, it isn't!

1325
01:44:15,094 --> 01:44:17,093
Tucker! Tucker!

1326
01:44:20,052 --> 01:44:23,634
Then, when I was thrown out of college,
I made up my mind.

1327
01:44:25,552 --> 01:44:27,968
I decided to live a little.

1328
01:44:29,094 --> 01:44:31,342
I knew if I continued
my academic endeavours

1329
01:44:31,427 --> 01:44:33,968
I could depend upon that check
of yours every month.

1330
01:44:34,052 --> 01:44:35,551
You know what I did?

1331
01:44:35,635 --> 01:44:37,801
I took a plush
Hollywood apartment,

1332
01:44:37,886 --> 01:44:42,551
surrounded myself with all of the advantages
of a wealthy bachelor,

1333
01:44:42,635 --> 01:44:44,051
then I sent you glowing reports

1334
01:44:44,135 --> 01:44:45,759
of a brilliant academic career.

1335
01:44:46,094 --> 01:44:48,259
Well, I suppose a certain
amount of dishonesty

1336
01:44:48,343 --> 01:44:51,509
is bound to beget a certain amount
of dishonesty.

1337
01:44:55,094 --> 01:44:57,467
- Hey!
- But, Inspector...

1338
01:44:57,552 --> 01:45:00,176
Come on, please.
I have not much time.

1339
01:45:22,094 --> 01:45:24,134
Better be right this time.

1340
01:45:28,052 --> 01:45:29,051
Good morning, gentlemen.

1341
01:45:29,135 --> 01:45:30,778
- Good morning, Inspector.
- Good morning, Inspector.

1342
01:45:30,802 --> 01:45:33,093
Guillotine all sharp and shiny?

1343
01:45:33,468 --> 01:45:34,736
Just thought you'd like to know,

1344
01:45:34,760 --> 01:45:36,361
the trial is all set
for tomorrow morning.

1345
01:45:36,385 --> 01:45:37,509
Shouldn't take too long.

1346
01:45:37,594 --> 01:45:39,010
That sounds encouraging.

1347
01:45:39,094 --> 01:45:43,384
Yes, it's encouraging for me,
but bad for you.

1348
01:45:43,635 --> 01:45:45,217
Have some coffee, Inspector.

1349
01:45:45,552 --> 01:45:47,528
You know, you two could save
yourself a lot of trouble

1350
01:45:47,552 --> 01:45:49,153
if you would tell me
where the jewel is.

1351
01:45:49,177 --> 01:45:50,556
Tuck into some of that porridge.

1352
01:45:50,594 --> 01:45:52,217
It's guaranteed
good for sleuthing.

1353
01:45:52,302 --> 01:45:53,634
You refuse to cooperate?

1354
01:45:53,760 --> 01:45:55,153
We've offered you
porridge and coffee.

1355
01:45:55,177 --> 01:45:56,384
It's all that's left.

1356
01:45:56,468 --> 01:45:58,885
Well, I'm glad that
you're enjoying yourselves,

1357
01:45:58,969 --> 01:46:03,176
because you're going to be here
for the next 20 years.

1358
01:46:15,844 --> 01:46:17,467
Madame Clouseau.

1359
01:46:21,677 --> 01:46:22,885
Your Highness.

1360
01:46:22,969 --> 01:46:24,217
Madame.

1361
01:46:24,302 --> 01:46:26,051
Won't you sit down?

1362
01:46:29,594 --> 01:46:31,259
I'll be brief and to the point.

1363
01:46:31,343 --> 01:46:33,093
My husband feels
he has enough evidence

1364
01:46:33,177 --> 01:46:35,176
to prove that
Sir Charles is the Phantom

1365
01:46:35,260 --> 01:46:37,676
and to convict George
as his accomplice.

1366
01:46:37,760 --> 01:46:40,342
As I see it,
they only have one chance.

1367
01:46:40,427 --> 01:46:41,926
What is that?

1368
01:46:42,427 --> 01:46:45,551
If Your Highness were to testify
on their behalf,

1369
01:46:45,635 --> 01:46:48,134
somehow convince
the jury that, well,

1370
01:46:48,218 --> 01:46:49,801
they didn't even take
the diamond.

1371
01:46:49,886 --> 01:46:52,509
- You surprise me, madame.
- I expect to.

1372
01:46:52,677 --> 01:46:55,735
And I'm taking the chance that you
will keep what I'm about to tell you

1373
01:46:55,802 --> 01:46:57,342
in the strictest confidence.

1374
01:46:57,427 --> 01:46:58,843
I think I can guess.

1375
01:46:59,468 --> 01:47:00,926
It's not too difficult.

1376
01:47:01,635 --> 01:47:03,593
Being the wife of
Inspector Clouseau,

1377
01:47:03,677 --> 01:47:06,551
you could have been
very helpful to Charles.

1378
01:47:07,886 --> 01:47:09,259
I have been.

1379
01:47:10,011 --> 01:47:12,843
Was stealing my dog
all part of the plan?

1380
01:47:13,343 --> 01:47:15,051
That was the plan.

1381
01:47:16,052 --> 01:47:19,926
But I think you should know
that Charles wanted to call it off.

1382
01:47:44,510 --> 01:47:47,467
You've had it all the time.
You stole the jewel yourself

1383
01:47:47,552 --> 01:47:49,926
before the International Court
made its decision.

1384
01:47:50,011 --> 01:47:54,134
I'd gladly sacrifice it to save Charles,
but it's not so simple.

1385
01:47:54,677 --> 01:47:57,347
Couldn't you say you just found it
on the grounds or something?

1386
01:47:57,385 --> 01:48:00,217
They'd just claim he dropped it
making his escape.

1387
01:48:00,302 --> 01:48:04,176
No. To save Charles, we must prove
that someone else stole it.

1388
01:48:04,260 --> 01:48:06,676
But we'd never be
able to do that.

1389
01:48:07,385 --> 01:48:08,926
I have an idea.

1390
01:48:12,011 --> 01:48:14,301
The trial is in its third day.

1391
01:48:14,385 --> 01:48:16,426
Seldom in the history
of Italian jurisprudence

1392
01:48:16,510 --> 01:48:19,093
has a trial created
such intense excitement.

1393
01:48:19,385 --> 01:48:20,484
Thousands of people,

1394
01:48:20,510 --> 01:48:22,621
and it is interesting to note,
most of them women,

1395
01:48:22,677 --> 01:48:26,259
have gathered daily, hoping to catch
a glimpse of Sir Charles Lytton,

1396
01:48:26,343 --> 01:48:29,010
the man accused of being
the notorious Phantom.

1397
01:48:29,094 --> 01:48:32,134
The court adjourned yesterday,
as the defence requested time

1398
01:48:32,218 --> 01:48:34,843
to investigate certain new,
important evidence.

1399
01:48:34,927 --> 01:48:37,759
And it is rumoured that
when the court convenes today,

1400
01:48:37,844 --> 01:48:39,968
the defence will call
a surprise witness.

1401
01:48:40,510 --> 01:48:43,301
The defence has only one witness,
Mr. President.

1402
01:48:43,385 --> 01:48:47,217
Would you please call
Inspector Jacques Clouseau to the stand?

1403
01:48:48,177 --> 01:48:50,051
Me, a defence witness?

1404
01:48:50,594 --> 01:48:52,093
Inspector Clouseau?

1405
01:48:52,177 --> 01:48:53,611
Nothing to worry about,
my darling.

1406
01:48:53,635 --> 01:48:55,593
You'll make fools out of them.

1407
01:49:06,094 --> 01:49:09,010
Inspector Clouseau,
you have testified under oath

1408
01:49:09,094 --> 01:49:12,176
to certain pertinent facts
concerning this case.

1409
01:49:12,802 --> 01:49:14,718
Your testimony
and your testimony alone

1410
01:49:14,802 --> 01:49:18,759
has been a major factor in casting
suspicion on the defendant.

1411
01:49:18,844 --> 01:49:20,111
Aside from the Phantom himself,

1412
01:49:20,135 --> 01:49:23,093
you are the foremost
authority on the Phantom.

1413
01:49:25,094 --> 01:49:27,759
I have made the Phantom
my life's work.

1414
01:49:28,218 --> 01:49:31,301
You've testified that the Phantom
has been a frequent guest

1415
01:49:31,385 --> 01:49:34,093
at the numerous parties
given by Miss Angela Dunning.

1416
01:49:34,177 --> 01:49:35,342
That is correct, yes.

1417
01:49:35,427 --> 01:49:40,010
You've testified it was either during
or sometime soon afterwards

1418
01:49:40,094 --> 01:49:43,676
that certain of Miss Dunning's guests
were robbed of their jewels.

1419
01:49:43,760 --> 01:49:44,859
Yes.

1420
01:49:45,760 --> 01:49:47,096
How many times did this happen?

1421
01:49:47,260 --> 01:49:48,593
Sixteen.

1422
01:49:49,260 --> 01:49:51,634
Sixteen parties, 16 thefts?

1423
01:49:51,719 --> 01:49:52,843
Yes.

1424
01:49:52,927 --> 01:49:55,134
Sir Charles attended
all 16 of those parties?

1425
01:49:55,218 --> 01:49:56,317
All of them.

1426
01:49:56,343 --> 01:49:59,843
And how many of those parties
did you attend, Inspector?

1427
01:49:59,927 --> 01:50:01,342
All of them.

1428
01:50:01,427 --> 01:50:03,843
Oh, that's very interesting.

1429
01:50:05,886 --> 01:50:08,194
You attended the first party
when the jewels were stolen?

1430
01:50:08,218 --> 01:50:09,317
Yes.

1431
01:50:09,844 --> 01:50:13,010
The jewels were stolen
during or after the party?

1432
01:50:13,802 --> 01:50:14,968
After.

1433
01:50:15,135 --> 01:50:17,070
So, then you knew they were going
to be stolen?

1434
01:50:17,094 --> 01:50:18,093
Well, yes.

1435
01:50:18,177 --> 01:50:19,176
How did you know?

1436
01:50:19,260 --> 01:50:21,759
Because that is the modus operandi
of the Phantom.

1437
01:50:21,844 --> 01:50:23,843
He always works that way.

1438
01:50:24,594 --> 01:50:25,759
I see.

1439
01:50:28,510 --> 01:50:31,509
Were the same people always present
at each party?

1440
01:50:31,594 --> 01:50:34,093
Oh, no, the guest lists varied.

1441
01:50:34,927 --> 01:50:36,026
Outside of Sir Charles,

1442
01:50:36,052 --> 01:50:39,634
was anybody else always present
at each of these parties?

1443
01:50:41,427 --> 01:50:42,593
No. No. No.

1444
01:50:43,343 --> 01:50:47,551
Only Sir Charles was present at each party
when there was a robbery?

1445
01:50:47,719 --> 01:50:48,718
Yes. Yes.

1446
01:50:48,802 --> 01:50:49,926
I see.

1447
01:50:51,552 --> 01:50:53,259
And what about you?

1448
01:50:53,594 --> 01:50:55,176
- Me?
- Yes, you.

1449
01:50:56,594 --> 01:50:58,301
- What about me?
- Well, you were there.

1450
01:50:58,385 --> 01:50:59,342
Yes.

1451
01:50:59,427 --> 01:51:03,509
Well, then Sir Charles was not the only
one who was present at each party.

1452
01:51:03,594 --> 01:51:04,885
What are you suggesting?

1453
01:51:04,969 --> 01:51:07,509
I'm not suggesting anything yet.

1454
01:51:12,260 --> 01:51:14,010
Inspector Clouseau?

1455
01:51:15,260 --> 01:51:17,426
How much money do you make?

1456
01:51:18,927 --> 01:51:20,593
What has this got to do with it?

1457
01:51:20,677 --> 01:51:21,315
Your salary.

1458
01:51:21,339 --> 01:51:23,759
How much does a
police inspector get paid?

1459
01:51:23,886 --> 01:51:25,010
Well, you know...

1460
01:51:25,094 --> 01:51:28,926
Enough to buy a wife
a $10,000 mink coat?

1461
01:51:29,177 --> 01:51:30,718
No, of course not.

1462
01:51:30,802 --> 01:51:32,843
You're aware that
your wife spent $7,000

1463
01:51:32,927 --> 01:51:35,384
at Yves Saint Laurent
only last month?

1464
01:51:36,260 --> 01:51:37,259
What?

1465
01:51:37,343 --> 01:51:39,217
And two months
before that, $4,000.

1466
01:51:40,052 --> 01:51:42,194
- That's impossible.
- We know for a fact that your wife

1467
01:51:42,218 --> 01:51:45,509
spent at least $30,000 on clothes
during the past year.

1468
01:51:45,594 --> 01:51:47,010
Sir, my wife is very frugal.

1469
01:51:47,094 --> 01:51:49,301
She saves out of
the housekeeping money.

1470
01:51:55,385 --> 01:51:57,968
$30,000 out of
the housekeeping money.

1471
01:51:58,052 --> 01:51:59,885
We'll, we've been
married for 10 years.

1472
01:52:03,552 --> 01:52:05,153
About the time that
these robberies began,

1473
01:52:05,177 --> 01:52:07,801
and the notorious Phantom
came into existence, correct?

1474
01:52:07,886 --> 01:52:10,176
Yes! No, not correct!

1475
01:52:10,760 --> 01:52:13,176
Of course not correct.
Of course...

1476
01:52:13,260 --> 01:52:16,759
All right, wait.
You see...

1477
01:52:18,760 --> 01:52:20,010
It's not Sir Charles!

1478
01:52:20,094 --> 01:52:21,593
He must be the Phantom!

1479
01:52:22,260 --> 01:52:24,259
It must be the Inspector.

1480
01:52:26,011 --> 01:52:27,676
He's the Phantom!

1481
01:52:28,135 --> 01:52:29,342
Now then...

1482
01:52:55,594 --> 01:52:57,342
No, no.
No, I'm not the Phantom!

1483
01:52:57,427 --> 01:52:59,134
No, no. Please! Please!

1484
01:53:07,385 --> 01:53:08,634
Thank you, darling.

1485
01:53:08,760 --> 01:53:10,051
Thank the Princess.

1486
01:53:10,427 --> 01:53:12,010
Look at that.

1487
01:53:12,135 --> 01:53:13,676
No, no!
I'm not the Phantom!

1488
01:53:13,760 --> 01:53:16,093
No, no, no!
I'm not the Phantom!

1489
01:53:16,844 --> 01:53:18,676
We can't just let him
rot in prison.

1490
01:53:18,760 --> 01:53:20,593
Oh, it takes years
for people to rot.

1491
01:53:21,011 --> 01:53:22,968
Besides,
when the Phantom strikes again,

1492
01:53:23,094 --> 01:53:25,051
the Inspector will be
as free as a bird.

1493
01:53:25,135 --> 01:53:27,634
Want to come to South America, George?
Family rates?

1494
01:53:27,760 --> 01:53:28,903
I wouldn't miss it,
Uncle Charles.

1495
01:53:28,927 --> 01:53:30,026
That's good.

1496
01:53:30,052 --> 01:53:33,801
Who knows, when I retire,
you might take over the business.

1497
01:53:46,635 --> 01:53:48,634
Go back! Go home!

1498
01:53:50,719 --> 01:53:51,718
Crazy woman.

1499
01:53:51,802 --> 01:53:54,134
She's the one who tried to tear off
all his clothes.

1500
01:53:54,218 --> 01:53:55,342
My wife.

1501
01:53:55,844 --> 01:53:56,968
Wife?

1502
01:53:57,260 --> 01:53:59,676
You can thank my mother
for the flowers.

1503
01:53:59,760 --> 01:54:02,259
You're a national hero.
I envy you.

1504
01:54:03,427 --> 01:54:04,801
I'm going to prison.

1505
01:54:04,886 --> 01:54:07,759
A few years,
but after you get out...

1506
01:54:14,052 --> 01:54:15,801
Tell me, Inspector,

1507
01:54:15,886 --> 01:54:17,509
Signor Phantom,

1508
01:54:18,302 --> 01:54:21,593
all those robberies,
how did you ever manage it?

1509
01:54:25,302 --> 01:54:26,926
Well, you know,

1510
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it wasn't easy.