1 00:00:14,398 --> 00:00:19,194 ONCE UPON A TIME 2 00:00:32,750 --> 00:00:35,669 All jewels of this one the size has a defect. 3 00:00:35,670 --> 00:00:39,319 - A defect? - The slightest defect, Your Excellency. 4 00:00:39,423 --> 00:00:43,593 The stone has a tiny stain. 5 00:00:43,594 --> 00:00:46,722 It resembles an animal. 6 00:00:46,827 --> 00:00:49,746 - An animal? - A leaping panther. 7 00:00:51,310 --> 00:00:53,813 A pink panther. 8 00:00:57,775 --> 00:00:59,756 Come here, Dala. 9 00:01:05,178 --> 00:01:10,183 A gift for your father from his people. One day it will be yours. 10 00:01:10,288 --> 00:01:14,458 The world's most beautiful diamond. 11 00:06:44,372 --> 00:06:46,770 IN THE MEANTIME 12 00:07:05,851 --> 00:07:08,979 Thank you. Don't forget to return the clothes. 13 00:07:09,084 --> 00:07:12,421 - Matte or glossy images? - I want them bums. 14 00:07:12,525 --> 00:07:15,444 A genius must not be chased. 15 00:07:15,549 --> 00:07:17,530 I'm chasing. 16 00:07:17,634 --> 00:07:20,762 And don't forget the clothes. 17 00:07:27,436 --> 00:07:30,668 what are you doing 18 00:07:30,772 --> 00:07:33,379 Where is everyone? 19 00:07:37,341 --> 00:07:39,844 - Come out. - Who is it? 20 00:07:39,948 --> 00:07:44,119 - Come out, or we'll slam the door. - One moment. 21 00:07:45,474 --> 00:07:47,559 - Can I help you? - Where is he? 22 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:49,645 - Who? - George Lytton. 23 00:07:49,750 --> 00:07:52,774 He owes me 40,000. No one blows Big Joe. 24 00:07:52,878 --> 00:07:58,613 I'm a photographer, not a debt collector. I just took a picture of him. 25 00:07:58,717 --> 00:08:00,907 - So what kind of photo? - A graduation photo. 26 00:08:01,011 --> 00:08:03,096 - What? - Graduation. 27 00:08:03,201 --> 00:08:05,286 Take him! 28 00:08:18,216 --> 00:08:20,509 IN THE MEANTIME 29 00:08:31,041 --> 00:08:34,795 The "Phantom" strikes again. Jewels worth half a million stolen. 30 00:08:44,700 --> 00:08:47,933 They are worth half a million, but we settle for 300,000. 31 00:08:48,037 --> 00:08:52,521 I will do my best, but they are a hard sell. 32 00:09:12,645 --> 00:09:15,460 You stay here. Come with me! 33 00:09:28,390 --> 00:09:29,954 Come on. 34 00:09:54,353 --> 00:09:56,752 Go ahead. 35 00:09:56,856 --> 00:09:59,358 She goes down. 36 00:10:24,488 --> 00:10:27,511 We have to find that woman. 37 00:10:30,744 --> 00:10:33,976 - What did you say? - We don't have much to go on. 38 00:10:34,081 --> 00:10:39,086 About 1 70 cm tall, black hair and a light beige coat. 39 00:10:39,190 --> 00:10:42,318 The heeler got away. He might have spoken. 40 00:10:42,422 --> 00:10:44,612 - We'll catch him. - We have to do it. 41 00:10:44,716 --> 00:10:49,408 The woman is our link to the Phantom. 42 00:10:53,162 --> 00:10:56,707 - Your wife is here, inspector. - Show her in. 43 00:10:56,812 --> 00:10:59,210 That's all, Henri. 44 00:11:04,006 --> 00:11:07,030 - Hello, my darling. - My angel. 45 00:11:09,011 --> 00:11:11,305 IN THE MEANTIME 46 00:11:58,019 --> 00:12:00,417 How are you, Amber? 47 00:12:13,034 --> 00:12:16,162 How nice of you could come, duchess. 48 00:12:16,266 --> 00:12:19,811 How is it? Hello, darling. 49 00:12:20,645 --> 00:12:24,920 - You know Monica, right? - You were brilliant in your last film. 50 00:12:27,944 --> 00:12:32,115 - What did he say? - He wants you to meet his cousin. 51 00:12:34,722 --> 00:12:38,997 - His brawling. - That was another matter. 52 00:12:44,315 --> 00:12:47,860 - Who is that? - Princess Dala. 53 00:12:47,964 --> 00:12:49,841 Excuse me. 54 00:13:08,089 --> 00:13:10,070 Miss Angela Dunning. 55 00:13:15,596 --> 00:13:17,265 Your Highness? 56 00:13:24,459 --> 00:13:28,630 REBELS DEMAND THE PRINCESS LEAVES GEMS 57 00:13:42,290 --> 00:13:44,896 Your Highness. 58 00:13:47,086 --> 00:13:50,527 You cannot guess what an honor this is. 59 00:13:50,631 --> 00:13:53,968 Everyone is dying to meet you. 60 00:14:33,382 --> 00:14:35,885 KIDNAPPING TOMORROW! 61 00:15:10,086 --> 00:15:13,004 Good morning, Your Highness. You ski well. 62 00:15:13,005 --> 00:15:14,986 Thanks. 63 00:15:15,091 --> 00:15:16,968 Help! 64 00:15:17,072 --> 00:15:20,513 They take my sled. Amber... 65 00:15:20,617 --> 00:15:22,597 My dog. 66 00:15:22,598 --> 00:15:25,101 Let me take care of it. 67 00:15:32,087 --> 00:15:33,859 - What happened? - I don't know. 68 00:15:33,964 --> 00:15:38,030 A man with a gun took the sled and Amber. 69 00:15:49,709 --> 00:15:53,880 A wonderful chance to have a little vacation. 70 00:15:56,173 --> 00:16:01,387 Sorry, my leg is stuck. I apologize. 71 00:16:02,430 --> 00:16:05,037 Do you know who that was? It was Sir Charles? 72 00:16:05,141 --> 00:16:07,435 - Sir Charles Lytton. - Really? 73 00:16:07,539 --> 00:16:11,501 Inspector Clouseau. This is Madame Clouseau. 74 00:16:20,886 --> 00:16:23,075 Sorry, honey. 75 00:16:23,180 --> 00:16:26,933 - It doesn't matter. - Excuse me. 76 00:16:27,038 --> 00:16:31,209 - You are amazing. - Yes, you say so. 77 00:16:32,564 --> 00:16:35,692 Think you can handle it on a policeman's salary. 78 00:16:35,796 --> 00:16:40,697 How many people get the household fund enough for a mink fur? 79 00:16:40,801 --> 00:16:45,181 - It's not easy. - You are contradictory and desirable. 80 00:16:45,285 --> 00:16:49,664 I'm just a woman in love. 81 00:16:54,982 --> 00:16:58,215 Sorry, honey. 82 00:16:58,319 --> 00:17:00,613 It does nothing. 83 00:17:00,717 --> 00:17:03,011 Did I hurt you? 84 00:17:03,115 --> 00:17:05,826 - No danger. - Sure? 85 00:17:05,931 --> 00:17:08,850 I'm so sorry, baby. 86 00:17:10,206 --> 00:17:14,481 I need to speak to the hotel manager. 87 00:17:16,462 --> 00:17:21,676 I'll be back as fast as I can, baby. 88 00:18:06,095 --> 00:18:09,327 - How did it go? - Perfect. 89 00:18:17,669 --> 00:18:19,755 Come in. 90 00:18:25,072 --> 00:18:27,888 Princess Dala is concerned about your injuries. 91 00:18:27,992 --> 00:18:33,935 She worries unnecessarily. 92 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:39,254 Then you might want to come for dinner in her chalet tonight. 93 00:18:39,357 --> 00:18:42,277 I come with delight. 94 00:18:54,477 --> 00:18:58,752 You already know Mr. Tucker from Lloyd's of London. 95 00:18:58,856 --> 00:19:03,443 - Your company insures the Pink Panther. - For half a million pounds. 96 00:19:03,444 --> 00:19:07,719 We think the Phantom will try to steal the pink panther. 97 00:19:07,823 --> 00:19:10,534 But when he does, I'm there. 98 00:19:10,535 --> 00:19:13,976 So you think that the Phantom is one of miss dunning's guests? 99 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:18,980 That's my theory. I want all of them guests' names and room numbers. 100 00:19:19,085 --> 00:19:21,066 Of course. 101 00:19:21,170 --> 00:19:25,758 - Does the princess have the jewel with her? - She said it was in safe custody. 102 00:19:25,862 --> 00:19:30,450 - If it's not here, it's in the villa in Rome. - My men guard the villa. 103 00:19:30,555 --> 00:19:33,787 With such measures, How can the Phantom succeed? 104 00:19:33,891 --> 00:19:37,019 He has been successful for 20 years, despite those measures. 105 00:19:37,124 --> 00:19:40,565 He must not be underestimated. 106 00:19:40,669 --> 00:19:43,484 He is the world's most cunning criminal. 107 00:19:43,588 --> 00:19:46,508 - And you've never seen him? - Yes, once. 108 00:19:46,612 --> 00:19:50,157 Five years ago I caught a glimpse... 109 00:19:50,262 --> 00:19:53,598 Excuse me. I caught a glimpse of him as he fled. 110 00:19:53,703 --> 00:19:58,081 In a sense you have to admire him. 111 00:19:58,082 --> 00:20:01,002 His unique sense of drama. 112 00:20:01,106 --> 00:20:05,485 - He actually waved goodbye to me. - Fascinating. 113 00:20:05,590 --> 00:20:11,846 But this time I'll wave goodbye to him when going to prison. 114 00:20:14,453 --> 00:20:16,538 Good evening. 115 00:20:19,249 --> 00:20:22,899 Her Highness will arrive shortly. Something to drink? 116 00:20:23,003 --> 00:20:25,610 A brandy, please. 117 00:20:39,790 --> 00:20:43,544 - Your Highness. - Good evening, Sir Charles. 118 00:20:43,648 --> 00:20:46,672 Any news on the little dog? 119 00:20:46,777 --> 00:20:48,966 They probably ask for a ransom. 120 00:20:49,071 --> 00:20:51,990 I am grateful for your contribution. 121 00:20:52,094 --> 00:20:55,118 It was nothing. 122 00:20:56,682 --> 00:20:58,141 Sit down. 123 00:20:58,142 --> 00:21:00,332 - A drink? - I don't drink. 124 00:21:00,436 --> 00:21:02,209 Never? 125 00:21:02,313 --> 00:21:06,797 I have no need of escape from reality. 126 00:21:06,901 --> 00:21:12,949 Not me either, but my reality has a button in the vest. 127 00:21:13,053 --> 00:21:16,701 - On the other hand, I don't smoke. - It's an ugly habit. 128 00:21:16,702 --> 00:21:20,977 For all bad habits which we love. Lechaim. 129 00:21:21,082 --> 00:21:22,959 Sorry? 130 00:21:24,418 --> 00:21:29,528 It means: "Cheers and thanks for the invitation." 131 00:21:29,632 --> 00:21:34,220 It's not often that I dine alone with a beautiful princess. 132 00:21:34,324 --> 00:21:38,912 Then I must disappoint you. 133 00:21:39,016 --> 00:21:42,666 - But I thought... - We will have dinner, but not alone. 134 00:21:51,007 --> 00:21:56,116 Finally! We have pulsed through the snow. 135 00:21:56,117 --> 00:22:02,373 So adorable of you to invite me. 136 00:22:02,477 --> 00:22:05,188 Cortina can't get any better. 137 00:22:05,293 --> 00:22:07,899 Hello, my dear boy. 138 00:22:08,004 --> 00:22:10,506 Don't move a muscle, baby. 139 00:22:10,610 --> 00:22:15,824 Isn't he wonderful? What a sacrifice you made. 140 00:22:19,578 --> 00:22:21,663 Good evening, sir. 141 00:22:52,423 --> 00:22:56,907 - Can I have a cigarette, honey? - Of course. 142 00:22:57,011 --> 00:23:00,035 - Go ahead, weirdo. - Thank you. 143 00:23:01,912 --> 00:23:05,457 - Yes, sir? - Whiskey with ice. 144 00:23:05,561 --> 00:23:07,542 Strange. 145 00:23:07,647 --> 00:23:09,628 Thanks. 146 00:23:09,732 --> 00:23:12,756 - No reason. - Thank you very much. 147 00:23:13,799 --> 00:23:17,448 I'm looking for my uncle, Sir Charles Lytton. 148 00:23:18,804 --> 00:23:22,557 - Darling. - Would you like some water? 149 00:23:22,662 --> 00:23:26,937 - Hold your hands above your head. - And lean forward. 150 00:23:27,041 --> 00:23:29,960 - Sorry, honey. - How did it go? 151 00:23:29,961 --> 00:23:32,567 How did it go, honey? 152 00:23:34,966 --> 00:23:38,094 - I'll be right back. - Yes, honey. 153 00:23:47,999 --> 00:23:49,876 Go ahead. 154 00:23:58,427 --> 00:24:02,076 She has a cough in her throat. 155 00:24:08,749 --> 00:24:11,877 It turned out she was a man. 156 00:24:11,878 --> 00:24:14,171 It is true. 157 00:24:14,276 --> 00:24:17,404 Your Highness, you must let me throw a party for you. 158 00:24:17,508 --> 00:24:21,366 It would outshine all other parties. 159 00:24:21,470 --> 00:24:24,181 Her Highness must have other plans. 160 00:24:24,286 --> 00:24:28,457 Not at all. That sounds fun. Do you invite Sir Charles? 161 00:24:29,082 --> 00:24:33,774 Charles is going to Capri and playing. He has his own parties. 162 00:24:33,879 --> 00:24:36,173 I have read about them. 163 00:24:36,277 --> 00:24:41,073 They are wonderful. We call him the Juggler. 164 00:24:41,178 --> 00:24:45,140 He can hold ten girls in the air at the same time. 165 00:24:45,244 --> 00:24:49,207 - A modern Don Juan. - Exactly. 166 00:24:49,311 --> 00:24:53,794 One difference though. Don Juan climbed up on balconies and dueled. 167 00:24:53,899 --> 00:24:57,756 He did everything to last their women apart. 168 00:24:57,757 --> 00:25:03,700 Charles drives a Ferrari, has his own key and bargains collectively. 169 00:25:05,264 --> 00:25:09,227 - But they have one thing in common. - What then, Your Highness? 170 00:25:09,331 --> 00:25:12,980 - I'll leave that unsaid. - Charles can take it. 171 00:25:13,085 --> 00:25:16,838 - Everyone pokes him. - Just say it. 172 00:25:16,943 --> 00:25:23,824 A middle-aged bachelor who never wanted to start a family, 173 00:25:23,929 --> 00:25:29,454 and who makes conquest after conquest, 174 00:25:29,455 --> 00:25:33,000 just trying to prove something which he can never prove. 175 00:25:33,105 --> 00:25:35,293 - And what is it? - That he is a man. 176 00:25:35,294 --> 00:25:37,588 You're kidding. 177 00:25:38,422 --> 00:25:42,385 - It is a complex fact. - Well, Charles? 178 00:25:42,489 --> 00:25:46,451 That theory is a tired one Freudian cliche. 179 00:25:46,973 --> 00:25:49,684 - But true. - I have never gone to therapy. 180 00:25:49,788 --> 00:25:52,186 You go to bed. That's your problem. 181 00:25:54,376 --> 00:25:57,608 Lovely with a royalty who is so witty in the line. 182 00:25:57,713 --> 00:26:00,528 Don't you have answers to speeches, Charles? 183 00:26:00,632 --> 00:26:05,846 The leg aches. Excuse me. 184 00:26:08,035 --> 00:26:11,476 - It was like hell! - Unbelievable. 185 00:26:11,581 --> 00:26:14,709 - The leg? - I don't have the palest one. 186 00:26:14,813 --> 00:26:19,714 There is a first time for everything. 187 00:26:27,430 --> 00:26:29,307 Simon! 188 00:27:38,751 --> 00:27:42,087 Jacques, I'm still cold. 189 00:27:42,088 --> 00:27:44,799 Can you get another blanket? 190 00:27:44,903 --> 00:27:47,406 Sure, honey. 191 00:28:22,962 --> 00:28:25,360 So there yes. 192 00:28:28,071 --> 00:28:30,574 The light, Jacques. 193 00:28:50,489 --> 00:28:54,243 - What is it? - It doesn't help. 194 00:28:56,641 --> 00:28:59,561 A glass of warm milk might do it. 195 00:29:00,604 --> 00:29:04,670 It's too late for room service, weirdo. 196 00:29:04,775 --> 00:29:11,134 - Yes, how stupid I am. - They have gone home. 197 00:29:11,135 --> 00:29:13,742 It settles. 198 00:29:16,557 --> 00:29:18,538 You understand… 199 00:29:20,519 --> 00:29:25,629 If my little pigeon wants one glass of milk, and she will have it. 200 00:29:28,340 --> 00:29:32,823 If I have to force them to open the kitchen. 201 00:29:34,075 --> 00:29:37,203 She will get milk wherever she goes than goes - hot or cold. 202 00:29:37,307 --> 00:29:40,435 - Hot. - I said so. 203 00:29:46,483 --> 00:29:48,568 Insert it. 204 00:30:28,504 --> 00:30:31,632 I need to talk to you, honey. 205 00:30:32,988 --> 00:30:36,324 Jacques is fetching milk. I only have a short moment. 206 00:30:36,429 --> 00:30:39,973 - Let's take care of it. - Stop! 207 00:30:39,974 --> 00:30:42,581 - It was your idea. - But you are wrong... 208 00:30:42,685 --> 00:30:46,126 Wrong man? Did you think I was...? 209 00:30:46,230 --> 00:30:49,671 I thought you were who you are. I'm too impulsive. 210 00:30:49,775 --> 00:30:52,382 This is not the right way... 211 00:30:53,633 --> 00:30:55,719 Maybe another time. 212 00:31:32,839 --> 00:31:35,967 - Go ahead, my love. - Thank you. 213 00:31:37,219 --> 00:31:39,200 It was all they had. 214 00:31:39,304 --> 00:31:44,726 They have lousy service. I got nag me that glass. 215 00:31:55,466 --> 00:31:58,594 My darling... My wonderful darling. 216 00:31:59,741 --> 00:32:01,305 What is it? 217 00:32:01,410 --> 00:32:06,832 Your feet are like icicles. Did you get out of bed? 218 00:32:06,936 --> 00:32:10,064 Of course not. 219 00:32:10,168 --> 00:32:13,714 Warm them up on me. 220 00:32:31,335 --> 00:32:36,757 It's Princess Dala. Do you want to come over for a drink? 221 00:32:36,862 --> 00:32:41,450 - I want us to be friends. - I would love to come... 222 00:32:41,554 --> 00:32:45,829 - But my leg hurts too much. - Another time. 223 00:32:45,933 --> 00:32:49,896 Come here instead. It just hurts when I walk. 224 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:55,213 If you are in charge, I'm responsible for the drinking. 225 00:32:55,943 --> 00:33:01,053 If it's not inappropriate to visit a man in his room. 226 00:33:01,157 --> 00:33:05,536 I'll be there in five minutes. Farewell, Sir Charles. 227 00:33:37,443 --> 00:33:42,239 I don't know what's wrong. I'm a complete mess. 228 00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:45,889 We've solved that problem before. 229 00:33:45,993 --> 00:33:48,809 You shouldn't... There's no need. 230 00:33:48,913 --> 00:33:52,562 Calm down, I'll be careful. 231 00:33:52,667 --> 00:33:56,733 - Sure? - That always does the trick. 232 00:33:56,837 --> 00:34:02,989 So why not tonight? Relax and let me handle it. 233 00:34:18,109 --> 00:34:22,384 - Yes, honey? - It's not a good idea. 234 00:34:22,488 --> 00:34:25,408 - Doesn't that help? - Unfortunately not. 235 00:34:25,512 --> 00:34:28,640 I'll probably take a sleeping pill instead. 236 00:34:29,787 --> 00:34:32,185 I'll pick one up. 237 00:34:32,290 --> 00:34:37,399 Take one too. You may need some rest. 238 00:34:38,754 --> 00:34:41,153 Yes, that sounds good. 239 00:35:07,325 --> 00:35:09,827 Go ahead, my love. 240 00:35:13,268 --> 00:35:15,771 Thank you, my angel. 241 00:35:39,023 --> 00:35:40,796 My poor Jacques. 242 00:35:42,151 --> 00:35:47,990 Have you seen a Stradivarius, have you seen them all. 243 00:35:56,749 --> 00:35:59,043 I didn't realize it was so late. 244 00:35:59,147 --> 00:36:02,380 Sit down and relax. Have a glass of champagne. 245 00:36:02,484 --> 00:36:05,821 - I don't drink. - Champagne does not count. 246 00:36:05,925 --> 00:36:09,366 There is minimal alcohol and maximum comfort. 247 00:36:09,470 --> 00:36:13,745 - It is still against my principles. - It breaks the ice. 248 00:36:13,849 --> 00:36:16,665 You really taught me tonight. 249 00:36:16,769 --> 00:36:19,376 Your analysis was insightful. 250 00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:23,651 - Yes, but impolite. - Why did you do that? 251 00:36:23,755 --> 00:36:28,135 I have a hard time notorious men like you. 252 00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:32,201 You also have a reputation. I am perhaps more circumscribed, 253 00:36:32,305 --> 00:36:35,851 but you have also created yourselves a certain image in the press. 254 00:36:35,955 --> 00:36:38,353 - I know. - So are you? 255 00:36:38,457 --> 00:36:41,794 - What then? - The virgin queen? 256 00:36:42,420 --> 00:36:47,529 - I'm not a queen. - That's only half an answer. 257 00:36:47,633 --> 00:36:50,970 A strong-willed ruler who sits in his ivory tower, 258 00:36:51,074 --> 00:36:54,932 untouched, unmarried and unattainable? 259 00:36:55,975 --> 00:36:59,624 Had you known my father, you would have understood me. 260 00:36:59,729 --> 00:37:03,900 He was a dictator. He ruled his people with an iron fist. 261 00:37:04,004 --> 00:37:07,236 But he gave me a white pony when I turned five. 262 00:37:07,340 --> 00:37:09,530 He was wrong about a lot, 263 00:37:09,634 --> 00:37:14,118 but he founded their decisions on traditions. 264 00:37:14,222 --> 00:37:20,062 With a western upbringing I am a bit of a paradox. 265 00:37:20,166 --> 00:37:22,981 And the extremes sometimes collide. 266 00:37:23,085 --> 00:37:26,526 Drink some champagne. It does the trick for extremes. 267 00:37:26,631 --> 00:37:29,863 New friendships usually develop. 268 00:37:34,868 --> 00:37:37,996 - You don't trust me? - No. 269 00:37:38,100 --> 00:37:41,124 - Are you scared? - No. 270 00:37:52,907 --> 00:37:57,599 I was three years old when I rode on my first elephant. 271 00:37:57,703 --> 00:38:02,396 I was six when I left on my first safari. 272 00:38:04,689 --> 00:38:07,192 Frasari. 273 00:38:07,296 --> 00:38:09,382 Wild animal hunting. 274 00:38:09,486 --> 00:38:12,510 And I was ten when I shot my first tiger. 275 00:38:12,614 --> 00:38:16,680 But I never forget my pretty little pony. 276 00:38:16,681 --> 00:38:20,122 When did you shoot him? 277 00:38:20,226 --> 00:38:24,397 Now you're messing with me again. You don't like animals. 278 00:38:24,501 --> 00:38:27,733 Never trust a man who doesn't like animals. 279 00:38:29,402 --> 00:38:34,198 And never trust an animal who don't like people. 280 00:38:36,179 --> 00:38:38,995 Why don't you like people? 281 00:38:39,099 --> 00:38:41,497 I like people. 282 00:38:42,957 --> 00:38:45,981 It should be me who doesn't. 283 00:38:46,085 --> 00:38:48,692 Likes people. Or how? 284 00:38:49,213 --> 00:38:51,299 Whatever you say. 285 00:38:51,403 --> 00:38:54,218 I'm not saying that. 286 00:38:54,322 --> 00:38:57,242 - You say so, don't you? - I said it. 287 00:38:57,346 --> 00:39:00,683 One more thing, you didn't tell the truth. 288 00:39:02,039 --> 00:39:05,375 - If what then? - The champagne. 289 00:39:08,295 --> 00:39:10,692 Jeez, how you lied. 290 00:39:10,693 --> 00:39:16,845 You said something about extremes. 291 00:39:16,949 --> 00:39:19,139 That it would do the trick. 292 00:39:19,243 --> 00:39:22,997 It does more than that. My lips have gone numb. 293 00:39:23,935 --> 00:39:27,793 I don't know them. Are they left? 294 00:39:30,609 --> 00:39:32,903 Let me look after. 295 00:39:35,822 --> 00:39:38,533 You didn't mention that. 296 00:39:47,292 --> 00:39:51,359 It is unprofitable. I don't feel anything. 297 00:39:54,695 --> 00:39:57,823 Caught in your own trap. 298 00:39:59,388 --> 00:40:02,724 Don't say it without lips. 299 00:40:08,876 --> 00:40:10,649 I'm packed. 300 00:40:12,004 --> 00:40:16,175 - Is that what it's called? - Yes. 301 00:40:16,279 --> 00:40:22,744 You are a fraud and a liar and you intend to take advantage of me. 302 00:40:23,266 --> 00:40:27,436 - No, that's what you think. - I know that. 303 00:40:27,541 --> 00:40:30,982 That's the plan, right? 304 00:40:31,086 --> 00:40:37,134 Pour me champagne, break down my inhibitions... Bus on! 305 00:40:42,973 --> 00:40:46,309 No more virgin queen. 306 00:40:47,561 --> 00:40:52,357 - The champagne is out. - I'll get another bottle. 307 00:40:53,504 --> 00:41:00,907 I prefer to be conscious during the act of seduction. 308 00:41:01,012 --> 00:41:04,765 What a surprise awaits you. 309 00:41:04,870 --> 00:41:08,101 I have low-ranking friends. 310 00:41:08,102 --> 00:41:11,543 Will you be close? I bus him on you. 311 00:41:11,647 --> 00:41:16,965 Roger? If he touches a fin, jump on him. 312 00:41:19,051 --> 00:41:21,240 There you see. 313 00:41:21,344 --> 00:41:24,785 You are inferior. We are two against one. 314 00:41:24,890 --> 00:41:28,643 I don't care that you can juggle. 315 00:41:39,696 --> 00:41:43,450 - What? - I didn't say anything. 316 00:41:43,554 --> 00:41:46,264 Did the cat grab your tongue? 317 00:41:46,265 --> 00:41:48,976 Did you take his tongue? 318 00:41:49,081 --> 00:41:54,607 My friend doesn't have it. So why don't you say anything? 319 00:41:54,711 --> 00:41:58,465 I can't think of anything to say. 320 00:41:58,569 --> 00:42:01,697 kiss me again 321 00:42:03,574 --> 00:42:05,972 Then so. 322 00:42:12,542 --> 00:42:16,504 You know what? I felt it. 323 00:42:18,381 --> 00:42:20,258 One more time. 324 00:42:29,746 --> 00:42:34,437 If I were my father I would torture you. 325 00:42:34,438 --> 00:42:39,965 If you were your father I wouldn't kiss you. 326 00:42:41,946 --> 00:42:44,240 Well thought out. 327 00:42:44,344 --> 00:42:50,079 Now that we know who I am, what are you going to do about it? 328 00:43:01,549 --> 00:43:06,867 What kind of friend are you? You would jump on him. 329 00:43:08,848 --> 00:43:11,663 No friends. Now I am inferior. 330 00:43:11,767 --> 00:43:14,166 I thought we were friends. 331 00:43:15,104 --> 00:43:18,336 You are the Juggler. I am the Maiden Queen. 332 00:43:18,441 --> 00:43:20,630 Someone has to win. 333 00:43:20,735 --> 00:43:23,759 So don't make friends. 334 00:43:23,863 --> 00:43:27,199 Do you want to be my friend? or do you want to win? 335 00:43:33,873 --> 00:43:36,584 Do you really want to know? 336 00:43:51,286 --> 00:43:53,163 What is it? 337 00:43:53,267 --> 00:43:56,603 I don't feel so... I guess I have to... 338 00:43:56,604 --> 00:43:58,689 Goodbye 339 00:44:10,889 --> 00:44:12,870 Darling. 340 00:44:17,771 --> 00:44:19,856 Your Highness. 341 00:45:55,473 --> 00:45:57,558 Thanks. 342 00:45:59,435 --> 00:46:01,416 So there yes. 343 00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,421 Hello, Uncle Charles. 344 00:46:07,672 --> 00:46:08,819 George. 345 00:46:21,332 --> 00:46:25,293 Good morning. What is your nephew doing here? 346 00:46:25,294 --> 00:46:27,692 - How do you know that? - We met in the bar. 347 00:46:27,797 --> 00:46:30,925 - I tried to explain it. - What happened? 348 00:46:31,029 --> 00:46:34,574 - Jacques came. - I looked everywhere for you. 349 00:46:34,679 --> 00:46:38,224 I was looking for you. Jumped almost in bed with your nephew. 350 00:46:38,328 --> 00:46:40,831 - What? - I sorted it out. 351 00:46:40,935 --> 00:46:45,419 He had a rough night. I dumped almost the princess in his bed. 352 00:46:45,523 --> 00:46:47,817 - So? - What is that? 353 00:46:47,921 --> 00:46:53,343 A message. "Dear Uncle Charles. Don't worry." 354 00:46:53,447 --> 00:46:57,201 “I'm with the princess and apologize for last night." 355 00:46:57,305 --> 00:46:59,078 Apologize for what? 356 00:46:59,182 --> 00:47:02,936 So embarrassing. She was looking for a man and… 357 00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:08,254 She wasn't looking for anyone. The champagne made her tired. 358 00:47:08,358 --> 00:47:11,069 - Of course. - He took my room. 359 00:47:11,173 --> 00:47:14,197 - You must have known? - We haven't seen each other in years. 360 00:47:14,302 --> 00:47:17,847 - So who is he? - He's my nephew. 361 00:47:17,951 --> 00:47:23,060 He is my late brother's son. I am responsible for him. 362 00:47:23,165 --> 00:47:27,544 He has gone on the best schools in america. 363 00:47:27,648 --> 00:47:30,359 He just graduated college. 364 00:47:34,739 --> 00:47:38,284 - Isn't he a little old for that? - He was in the army for two years. 365 00:47:38,388 --> 00:47:41,933 Then he had a tropical one illness for a whole year. 366 00:47:42,038 --> 00:47:44,227 He is very handsome. 367 00:47:44,332 --> 00:47:47,564 There is a certain similarity. But we have nothing in common. 368 00:47:47,668 --> 00:47:52,048 He has a reading mind, hates sports 369 00:47:52,152 --> 00:47:54,967 and never talk about girls. 370 00:47:55,072 --> 00:47:58,200 He still has a good one perception of what they are. 371 00:47:58,304 --> 00:48:01,432 - I barely got out of there. - You're kidding. 372 00:48:01,536 --> 00:48:05,186 It was a relief to return to Jacques and his violin. 373 00:48:05,290 --> 00:48:07,688 We have to do something, otherwise he messes up everything. 374 00:48:07,793 --> 00:48:09,982 You mean, I have to do something. 375 00:48:10,087 --> 00:48:13,423 He's just a young man who lacks worldliness. 376 00:48:13,527 --> 00:48:16,656 Because he spends all his time in the bedroom. 377 00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:19,471 - You surprise me. - I can handle him. 378 00:48:19,575 --> 00:48:22,078 It might be exciting. 379 00:48:22,182 --> 00:48:25,623 Especially if you are more alike than you think. 380 00:48:25,727 --> 00:48:30,315 - I'm jealous. - Then we are in the same boat. 381 00:48:30,419 --> 00:48:33,965 You are envied George and I envy the princess. 382 00:48:36,259 --> 00:48:41,993 I don't know what to do. I might get a Ph.D. 383 00:48:42,098 --> 00:48:44,079 But I can't decide. 384 00:48:44,183 --> 00:48:49,188 There are so many countries who needs my help. 385 00:48:49,292 --> 00:48:51,899 I even have considered the peace corps. 386 00:48:52,003 --> 00:48:54,609 You are very different from your uncle. 387 00:48:54,610 --> 00:49:00,971 You shouldn't judge anyone according to what is written in the newspapers. 388 00:49:01,075 --> 00:49:05,036 I have him to thank for everything. 389 00:49:05,037 --> 00:49:08,895 Everyone has at least one redeeming feature. 390 00:49:16,716 --> 00:49:21,512 Good morning, Your Highness. This is Madame Clouseau. 391 00:49:21,616 --> 00:49:24,953 - My nephew George. - We met in the bar yesterday. 392 00:49:25,057 --> 00:49:27,560 - How is the cough? - It's gone. 393 00:49:27,664 --> 00:49:31,626 Have a glass of this. Then see you put things in perspective. 394 00:49:31,731 --> 00:49:35,901 My perspective is excellent. I see the leg is better. 395 00:49:35,902 --> 00:49:38,300 Much better, thanks. 396 00:49:38,404 --> 00:49:43,305 George and I talked after we carried you home. He's a lovely guy. 397 00:49:43,409 --> 00:49:46,433 - I have discovered it. - He is considering the Peace Corps. 398 00:49:46,537 --> 00:49:50,499 A Lytton in the Peace Corps. You give the family a good reputation. 399 00:49:50,604 --> 00:49:52,167 Sit down. 400 00:49:52,168 --> 00:49:56,130 I was going out on the hill when I ran at Charles. do you ski 401 00:49:56,234 --> 00:49:59,780 Not very good. 402 00:49:59,884 --> 00:50:03,533 Were it not for my injury then I would teach you. 403 00:50:03,638 --> 00:50:07,913 I'm not in the same class as your uncle, but I'll be happy to show you. 404 00:50:08,017 --> 00:50:12,292 Madame is certainly an excellent teacher. She can show you the basics. 405 00:50:12,396 --> 00:50:16,671 - If it wouldn't be a problem. - It would be a pleasure. 406 00:50:16,776 --> 00:50:19,487 Why not come along at once? 407 00:50:19,591 --> 00:50:24,179 - You cannot miss such a chance. - I have neither clothes nor skis. 408 00:50:24,283 --> 00:50:28,454 The store has everything. Write it on me. 409 00:50:28,558 --> 00:50:30,852 Your Highness, I hope to see you again. 410 00:50:30,957 --> 00:50:34,815 If you are back early. I'm leaving this afternoon. 411 00:50:34,919 --> 00:50:36,796 - Have a nice trip. - Thank you. 412 00:50:36,900 --> 00:50:39,715 - Thank you. - Have so much fun. 413 00:50:39,820 --> 00:50:42,322 Goodbye. 414 00:50:42,426 --> 00:50:44,825 Listen to the teacher. She knows best. 415 00:50:44,929 --> 00:50:48,787 - Aren't you staying? - We're going skiing. 416 00:50:48,891 --> 00:50:51,707 - See you, Uncle Charles. - Have so much fun. 417 00:50:53,375 --> 00:50:56,086 Sure you don't want a glass? 418 00:50:56,190 --> 00:50:58,171 Absolutely safe. 419 00:51:01,508 --> 00:51:04,740 Do you have to go this afternoon? 420 00:51:04,845 --> 00:51:09,224 - Didn't it come a bit suddenly? - Why do you say that? 421 00:51:09,328 --> 00:51:11,727 Well, after last night... 422 00:51:11,831 --> 00:51:14,542 My departure has nothing to do with it. 423 00:51:14,646 --> 00:51:17,566 - Not? - You don't know me. 424 00:51:17,670 --> 00:51:20,068 No, but I started doing it. 425 00:51:20,172 --> 00:51:22,675 It was champagne, nothing else. 426 00:51:22,779 --> 00:51:26,846 - It was still interesting. - I don't remember. 427 00:51:26,950 --> 00:51:30,390 - It's a worn cliché. - That's true. 428 00:51:30,391 --> 00:51:34,769 When women drink a little too much and release their inhibitions 429 00:51:34,770 --> 00:51:39,880 they wake up with the world's anxiety and claim they don't remember anything. 430 00:51:39,984 --> 00:51:43,842 - Did I not care? - Of course you did. 431 00:51:43,946 --> 00:51:47,596 - So why should I have anxiety? - You don't worry about what happened, 432 00:51:47,700 --> 00:51:49,890 but for what could have happened. 433 00:51:49,994 --> 00:51:52,705 It makes you vulnerable. It shows that you are a woman. 434 00:51:52,809 --> 00:51:55,416 You are an arrogant fool. 435 00:51:56,459 --> 00:52:02,506 Maybe that. But a real woman had given me an ear file. 436 00:52:12,099 --> 00:52:16,270 - Are we friends again? - Friends. 437 00:52:16,375 --> 00:52:20,858 Then let me drive you to the station. 438 00:52:20,962 --> 00:52:24,402 - Do you really have to go? - Yes. 439 00:52:24,403 --> 00:52:28,053 I can't persuade you to stay? When are you leaving? 440 00:52:28,157 --> 00:52:32,849 - Three o'clock. - I'll get to the point. 441 00:52:35,873 --> 00:52:37,959 Three o'clock. 442 00:52:47,134 --> 00:52:49,533 Do we have to start the lesson at once? 443 00:52:49,637 --> 00:52:51,722 That's why we're here. 444 00:52:51,827 --> 00:52:55,476 I hoped we could talk about last night. 445 00:52:55,580 --> 00:52:57,874 We can talk about it later. 446 00:52:57,979 --> 00:53:01,211 - You were more fun in bed. - Do me a favor, Mr. Lytton. 447 00:53:01,315 --> 00:53:04,234 - Call me George. - Forget last night. 448 00:53:04,235 --> 00:53:08,510 I had drunk too much and argued with my husband. 449 00:53:08,614 --> 00:53:12,264 Maybe so, but me couldn't sleep afterwards. 450 00:53:12,368 --> 00:53:14,661 It was so frustrating. 451 00:53:14,662 --> 00:53:17,582 That's your problem, but make no plans. 452 00:53:17,686 --> 00:53:22,587 I never plan, I just follow my instincts. 453 00:53:22,691 --> 00:53:27,487 It's six kilometers down and I'm a good skier. 454 00:53:27,592 --> 00:53:31,241 Do you follow your instincts too close you break your neck. 455 00:53:31,345 --> 00:53:34,995 First you need to learn the basics. 456 00:53:35,099 --> 00:53:38,436 See if you can turn around. 457 00:53:39,896 --> 00:53:43,336 It is not as easy as it looks. Let me help you. 458 00:53:44,379 --> 00:53:48,550 We'll try something simpler. It is much easier… 459 00:53:48,654 --> 00:53:51,991 You were supposed to put on a band. 460 00:53:52,095 --> 00:53:56,266 - You are disgusting. - Yes, the abominable snowman. 461 00:53:56,370 --> 00:53:58,873 Stop! 462 00:54:21,395 --> 00:54:24,836 We might meet again. 463 00:54:24,941 --> 00:54:27,130 One moment. 464 00:54:27,235 --> 00:54:29,737 - He is. - Who? 465 00:54:29,841 --> 00:54:33,908 He who stole your dog. In that little car. 466 00:55:23,541 --> 00:55:27,399 - I will miss her. - Never cling to your victims. 467 00:55:27,503 --> 00:55:30,736 - Shall we get started? - No, it's a bit hard here. 468 00:55:33,134 --> 00:55:35,323 Here it will be good. 469 00:55:35,428 --> 00:55:37,409 Go ahead. 470 00:55:37,513 --> 00:55:39,181 My turn. 471 00:55:45,438 --> 00:55:47,523 - How close are they? - Now. 472 00:55:47,627 --> 00:55:49,504 Prepared? 473 00:55:53,154 --> 00:55:56,282 Come on, little doggy. 474 00:55:59,619 --> 00:56:01,600 Look out! 475 00:56:12,027 --> 00:56:14,321 She has the dog. See you later. 476 00:59:47,659 --> 00:59:51,726 - You have a beautiful smile. - I have a lot to smile about. 477 00:59:51,830 --> 00:59:54,541 Amber is back and I'm having a good time. 478 00:59:54,645 --> 00:59:58,295 - You missed your train. - There are several. 479 00:59:58,399 --> 01:00:03,508 I should kidnap your dog again. Then you must stay. 480 01:00:03,613 --> 01:00:06,845 Were you behind the first kidnapping? 481 01:00:06,949 --> 01:00:09,035 Of course. 482 01:00:13,206 --> 01:00:17,168 I bet 10,000 francs 483 01:00:17,272 --> 01:00:21,964 that the Phantom is here in Cortina. Maybe even in this room. 484 01:00:22,069 --> 01:00:24,780 So exciting. What do you think, Mr. Tucker? 485 01:00:24,884 --> 01:00:29,785 Agree. 10 of his last 15 victims have been Angela Dunning's guests. 486 01:00:29,889 --> 01:00:32,600 What are we talking about? 487 01:00:32,704 --> 01:00:36,353 - The infamous Phantom. - I have never heard of him. 488 01:00:36,354 --> 01:00:38,752 He seems like a real rascal. 489 01:00:38,856 --> 01:00:42,297 Not many thieves are as smart as the Phantom. 490 01:00:42,401 --> 01:00:47,094 Each theft is completely unique, but classically executed. 491 01:00:47,198 --> 01:00:50,430 But your theory was that he followed a pattern. 492 01:00:50,535 --> 01:00:53,350 Only when it matters Angela Dunning's party. 493 01:00:53,454 --> 01:01:01,274 But there is one more thing like him always does, it's his calling card… 494 01:01:01,379 --> 01:01:04,403 He always leaves a white glove with monogram. 495 01:01:04,507 --> 01:01:06,174 Sounds theatrical. 496 01:01:06,175 --> 01:01:09,929 If I were the Phantom I had already chosen my victim. 497 01:01:10,659 --> 01:01:12,953 So? Who then? 498 01:01:13,057 --> 01:01:15,977 Who owns the world's most beautiful diamond? 499 01:01:16,081 --> 01:01:19,000 - I guess I do. - Exactly. The pink panther. 500 01:01:19,105 --> 01:01:21,815 He can't resist such a gem. 501 01:01:21,816 --> 01:01:25,465 Then he will be disappointed. It's locked in my safe in... 502 01:01:25,570 --> 01:01:28,281 I beg you, Your Highness... Don't reveal it. 503 01:01:28,385 --> 01:01:33,807 I heard it was a dispute over ownership. 504 01:01:33,911 --> 01:01:37,352 It belongs to me. My father gave it to me. 505 01:01:37,456 --> 01:01:39,959 I never let it go. 506 01:01:40,063 --> 01:01:45,068 The new government claims that it belongs to the people. 507 01:01:45,172 --> 01:01:48,822 They want the international the court decides the matter. 508 01:01:48,926 --> 01:01:55,391 I steal the diamond, leave a glove and then we share the insurance money. 509 01:01:56,225 --> 01:01:58,727 I want to dance. Your Highness? 510 01:01:58,728 --> 01:02:00,813 Yes, please. 511 01:02:02,169 --> 01:02:05,714 - And you, madame? - Yes, of course. 512 01:02:05,818 --> 01:02:08,633 The leg is better, Sir Charles. 513 01:02:08,738 --> 01:02:12,700 - Your leg seems better. - Much better, thank you. 514 01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:16,871 You know what... 515 01:02:19,582 --> 01:02:23,440 - That's my beer. - I burned my hand. 516 01:02:27,089 --> 01:02:29,175 Sit down. 517 01:02:32,511 --> 01:02:37,412 - This is going better than expected. - We just know it's not here. 518 01:02:37,516 --> 01:02:40,123 You have soon figured out where it is. 519 01:02:40,228 --> 01:02:44,086 Her Highness seems completely captivated. 520 01:02:44,190 --> 01:02:46,380 Now you are exaggerating. 521 01:02:46,484 --> 01:02:50,238 You are either senile or in need of glasses. 522 01:02:50,342 --> 01:02:54,408 When I'm senile, do you play with your grandchildren. 523 01:02:54,513 --> 01:02:59,204 - You have to have children first. - You just had to dare. 524 01:02:59,205 --> 01:03:03,167 Jacques would make a wonderful father. He has many redeeming features. 525 01:03:03,271 --> 01:03:07,755 - Say one. - He is kind, loyal, faithful, obedient. 526 01:03:07,859 --> 01:03:12,030 - You are married to a scout or a dachshund. - And he adores me. 527 01:03:12,134 --> 01:03:15,158 It eliminates the scout. 528 01:03:15,263 --> 01:03:17,557 Good night. 529 01:03:25,794 --> 01:03:27,879 You seem to have lost something. 530 01:03:27,984 --> 01:03:30,069 Do you want to borrow mine? 531 01:03:30,173 --> 01:03:32,676 Thank you, Uncle Charles. 532 01:03:40,496 --> 01:03:43,833 - You've been avoiding me. - You got it right there. 533 01:03:43,937 --> 01:03:47,482 - You know what? - Yes. That's why I avoid you. 534 01:03:47,587 --> 01:03:51,236 You weren't looking for me in your uncle's bedroom. 535 01:03:51,340 --> 01:03:55,407 - Don't be ridiculous. - Then you wouldn't have been so cold today. 536 01:03:55,511 --> 01:03:58,431 - Do you know what I think? - What? 537 01:04:01,142 --> 01:04:03,644 What do you think, George? 538 01:04:03,749 --> 01:04:07,189 I think I was wrong. 539 01:04:11,152 --> 01:04:15,323 Sorry, but I have to go and make an important call. 540 01:04:15,427 --> 01:04:19,285 - Can't it wait? - Unfortunately not. 541 01:04:33,674 --> 01:04:35,760 It was better. 542 01:04:39,931 --> 01:04:44,101 I'm taking a quick shower, honey. I'll be right back. 543 01:05:07,458 --> 01:05:09,439 One moment. 544 01:05:15,591 --> 01:05:16,842 Inspector Clouseau. 545 01:05:16,947 --> 01:05:21,952 This is the prefect of police. I have information about the Phantom. 546 01:05:22,056 --> 01:05:25,809 - The Phantom? - I'm in Brunico. 547 01:05:25,810 --> 01:05:29,876 But it is in Brunico. It's five miles there. 548 01:05:29,981 --> 01:05:33,422 I made the discovery here. You must hurry here. 549 01:05:33,526 --> 01:05:36,654 I can't say more, I'm being watched. 550 01:05:36,758 --> 01:05:39,052 I see. 551 01:05:41,242 --> 01:05:46,664 Important police matter. I hurry back. 552 01:05:46,768 --> 01:05:49,583 I see, weirdo. 553 01:05:49,584 --> 01:05:52,086 Darling? 554 01:05:52,190 --> 01:05:55,944 I am a real man that other husbands envy. 555 01:05:56,048 --> 01:06:01,158 No one has probably had a man like you. 556 01:06:04,286 --> 01:06:06,684 Don't move, baby. Don't panic. 557 01:06:06,788 --> 01:06:12,627 My hat is just stuck on an ignorant hairpin. 558 01:06:20,135 --> 01:06:25,870 I wish for moments like this that I was a simple farmer. 559 01:06:25,974 --> 01:06:31,188 Moments like this I realize how happy I really am. 560 01:07:01,322 --> 01:07:05,493 He has gone to Brunico. It was about the Phantom again. 561 01:07:06,640 --> 01:07:12,166 There's something tricky going on. I don't know what. 562 01:07:12,270 --> 01:07:15,607 - Do you want to blow it off? - I'm considering it. 563 01:07:15,711 --> 01:07:18,527 - Have you considered anything else? - What then? 564 01:07:18,631 --> 01:07:22,489 - That you start to feel guilty. - About what then? 565 01:07:22,593 --> 01:07:25,930 - The princess. - Don't be sneaky. 566 01:07:26,034 --> 01:07:30,935 I am a woman. You have chosen a fascinating victim. 567 01:07:31,039 --> 01:07:35,210 You have broken the first rule and engaged you emotionally. 568 01:07:35,314 --> 01:07:37,504 You're still a woman after all. 569 01:07:37,608 --> 01:07:43,239 It is obvious. Women don't like competition. 570 01:07:43,343 --> 01:07:45,846 - Who is it? - The piccolo. 571 01:07:48,452 --> 01:07:50,538 One moment. 572 01:07:52,728 --> 01:07:55,334 - What is it? - Flowers. 573 01:08:06,491 --> 01:08:10,871 Trick or treat! They grew in the corridor. 574 01:08:13,895 --> 01:08:17,544 - You have to leave. - What hospitality... 575 01:08:17,648 --> 01:08:22,549 - My husband can come... - He is on his way to Brunico. 576 01:08:22,653 --> 01:08:25,155 "Hurry to Brunico." 577 01:08:25,156 --> 01:08:28,075 "I have information about the Phantom." 578 01:08:28,180 --> 01:08:32,871 “And while you wait the police prefect, I will..." 579 01:08:32,872 --> 01:08:35,896 "Then I will examine your wife." 580 01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:45,176 You never know. The Phantom maybe hiding under the bed. 581 01:08:45,280 --> 01:08:48,200 - It was better. - Know shame. 582 01:08:48,304 --> 01:08:52,266 - You're welcome. - And if he didn't go to Brunico? 583 01:08:52,371 --> 01:08:54,769 - You are beautiful. - Stop now. 584 01:08:54,873 --> 01:08:58,418 You are one hell of a woman. You jump into my bed, 585 01:08:58,522 --> 01:09:01,755 pushing me down the mountain and seduce me on the dance floor. 586 01:09:01,859 --> 01:09:06,343 You are terribly attractive so of course I am... But not here. 587 01:09:06,447 --> 01:09:08,741 - Where? - I don't know, but not tonight. 588 01:09:08,845 --> 01:09:12,391 - You are such a hater. - I'm married. 589 01:09:12,495 --> 01:09:16,353 - Your husband is chasing the Phantom. - It was your idea. 590 01:09:16,457 --> 01:09:20,732 But a real man had not left you. 591 01:09:20,836 --> 01:09:23,443 Darling! 592 01:09:26,363 --> 01:09:28,448 It is locked. 593 01:09:35,017 --> 01:09:37,103 On your way to Brunico, huh? 594 01:09:37,207 --> 01:09:39,292 My angel? 595 01:09:43,672 --> 01:09:47,217 - What should I do? - Open the door. 596 01:09:47,321 --> 01:09:49,928 - Simone? - Yes, honey? 597 01:09:51,805 --> 01:09:56,601 - But I thought... - The call was a hoax. 598 01:09:56,706 --> 01:09:59,834 How did it go, honey? 599 01:10:01,711 --> 01:10:04,943 - I don't remember those. - I just got them. 600 01:10:05,047 --> 01:10:09,218 - I thought they were from you. - Certainly not. 601 01:10:10,261 --> 01:10:14,223 There's something tricky going on. 602 01:10:15,162 --> 01:10:21,105 I met the prefect on the way. He never called me. 603 01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:26,214 Was there no card? 604 01:10:26,319 --> 01:10:27,570 No. 605 01:10:29,030 --> 01:10:32,158 Why would anyone want to get me off to Brunico? 606 01:10:33,409 --> 01:10:35,077 Darling. 607 01:10:35,182 --> 01:10:38,518 I tried to kiss your foot. Let me kiss your face. 608 01:10:38,623 --> 01:10:42,064 - It doesn't matter. - Sorry. 609 01:10:42,168 --> 01:10:46,443 So there yes. It's cozy here on the bed. 610 01:10:47,798 --> 01:10:52,074 Can't we go down to the bar? and take a bed runner? 611 01:10:52,178 --> 01:10:56,766 Let me take a bath, baby. 612 01:10:56,870 --> 01:11:00,311 Then we crawl down in our warm comfortable bed. 613 01:11:00,415 --> 01:11:03,752 We can clean up the mess later. 614 01:11:03,856 --> 01:11:07,297 Can I bathe first? 615 01:11:07,401 --> 01:11:10,112 But you've already bathed. 616 01:11:10,217 --> 01:11:14,700 Yes, but it would help me to relax. 617 01:11:16,369 --> 01:11:22,312 I can scrub your back, like in the good old days. 618 01:11:22,416 --> 01:11:25,962 You are so romantic, but I won't last long. 619 01:12:43,539 --> 01:12:45,520 Darling? 620 01:12:47,919 --> 01:12:51,255 Hello, my darling. 621 01:12:51,359 --> 01:12:54,905 - Why did you pull the curtain? - It's warmer that way. 622 01:12:55,009 --> 01:12:58,554 Hot is one thing, it has to be be pure hell in here. 623 01:12:58,658 --> 01:13:02,621 - It's wonderful. - Let me wash your back. 624 01:13:02,725 --> 01:13:07,104 No, I just want to relax. 625 01:13:07,209 --> 01:13:10,754 - We must have no secrets. - I know, honey. 626 01:13:16,385 --> 01:13:20,451 - I brush my teeth, keep you company. - So nice of you. 627 01:13:37,447 --> 01:13:41,410 I just want to let you know that the princess just checked out. 628 01:13:41,514 --> 01:13:43,599 Thank you very much. 629 01:13:46,102 --> 01:13:48,083 Darling. 630 01:13:49,438 --> 01:13:51,732 Excuse? 631 01:13:51,837 --> 01:13:53,922 Yes, I did. 632 01:14:01,117 --> 01:14:03,098 Hurry up. 633 01:14:10,814 --> 01:14:13,003 - Who is it? - The piccolo. 634 01:14:13,004 --> 01:14:15,089 One moment. 635 01:14:17,592 --> 01:14:19,677 The Inspector's Violin. 636 01:14:19,781 --> 01:14:23,118 - The flowers. - Ignore them. 637 01:14:23,222 --> 01:14:28,123 I could lose my job. I call the cleaning lady. 638 01:14:40,010 --> 01:14:42,825 Can you wash my back baby? 639 01:14:42,929 --> 01:14:47,309 I would like to, but I have to… 640 01:14:47,413 --> 01:14:49,394 I'm freezing. 641 01:14:55,025 --> 01:14:57,527 Get the broom. 642 01:15:01,698 --> 01:15:03,679 Come forward. 643 01:15:03,784 --> 01:15:05,869 Hurry up. 644 01:15:18,486 --> 01:15:21,301 I'm just going to put on my pajamas. 645 01:15:21,405 --> 01:15:24,534 I got something in my right eye. 646 01:15:24,638 --> 01:15:28,078 I mean left. No, this. 647 01:15:28,079 --> 01:15:29,747 It hurts, baby. 648 01:15:29,851 --> 01:15:35,169 Stand still for a moment... Stand in the light. 649 01:15:35,273 --> 01:15:37,567 - Where? - Here. 650 01:15:37,672 --> 01:15:40,487 - You have nothing in your eye. - Nothing? 651 01:15:40,695 --> 01:15:43,824 Only your eye. That's all. 652 01:15:53,729 --> 01:15:56,023 what are you doing 653 01:15:56,128 --> 01:16:01,341 You don't have time. Crawl under the bed. 654 01:16:08,119 --> 01:16:11,560 Why aren't you in bed, honey? 655 01:16:11,664 --> 01:16:14,584 I did it. I would just… 656 01:16:14,688 --> 01:16:17,190 I'm on my way, weirdo. 657 01:16:19,067 --> 01:16:20,944 I'm freezing. 658 01:16:21,048 --> 01:16:25,219 - My Stradivarius. - Piccolo just brought it. 659 01:16:27,200 --> 01:16:30,746 I sent it in for repair. Hope they fixed it. 660 01:16:30,850 --> 01:16:33,248 Yes, I hope so too. 661 01:16:33,874 --> 01:16:36,585 It looks good. 662 01:16:36,689 --> 01:16:38,983 We'll see. 663 01:16:43,154 --> 01:16:45,656 Better than ever. 664 01:16:45,761 --> 01:16:48,576 It is hardly needed tonight. 665 01:16:48,680 --> 01:16:51,913 Certainly not, honey. 666 01:17:08,909 --> 01:17:11,097 What is it? 667 01:17:11,098 --> 01:17:13,184 Strange. 668 01:17:24,549 --> 01:17:27,886 Come to bed. 669 01:17:29,346 --> 01:17:32,891 I don't understand. 670 01:17:32,995 --> 01:17:38,209 These footprints... 671 01:17:39,669 --> 01:17:44,673 was made of shoes. 672 01:17:44,674 --> 01:17:49,157 They were not made of feet. 673 01:17:56,039 --> 01:17:58,125 The light. 674 01:18:03,651 --> 01:18:05,319 Finally... 675 01:18:10,533 --> 01:18:12,931 Darling? What is it? 676 01:18:13,035 --> 01:18:16,998 It is strange, but I'm cold all of a sudden. 677 01:18:17,102 --> 01:18:19,292 Are you freezing? 678 01:18:19,396 --> 01:18:21,794 The window is open. 679 01:18:21,898 --> 01:18:25,026 Fresh air is useful. 680 01:18:25,131 --> 01:18:28,989 Useful is one thing, it's pure hell in here. 681 01:18:29,719 --> 01:18:32,221 It's ten degrees cold outside. 682 01:18:45,255 --> 01:18:47,862 My darling. 683 01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:53,597 Finally. 684 01:19:00,270 --> 01:19:02,773 what are you doing 685 01:19:17,892 --> 01:19:20,916 I just arrived. No problems with the police. 686 01:19:21,020 --> 01:19:24,357 But the princess is expecting guests tomorrow. 687 01:19:24,461 --> 01:19:28,215 - Did she mention she was going? - Who is this? 688 01:19:41,666 --> 01:19:47,609 - Princess Dala, thank you. - She just checked out. 689 01:20:59,869 --> 01:21:01,746 Uncle Charles. 690 01:21:40,326 --> 01:21:45,540 He can come as a Borgia. Then he doesn't have to explain his cousin. 691 01:21:49,502 --> 01:21:51,587 Good evening. 692 01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:04,934 Of course I like champagne in bed, 693 01:22:05,038 --> 01:22:09,312 but can we be a little more practical? 694 01:22:09,313 --> 01:22:13,692 I just wanted to surprise you. 695 01:22:13,693 --> 01:22:18,698 - The evening has been full of surprises. - You can write that down. 696 01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:25,371 Anyway, honey… 697 01:22:28,186 --> 01:22:31,106 Should I say you're not here? 698 01:22:31,210 --> 01:22:33,608 No, I answer. 699 01:22:43,931 --> 01:22:45,600 It's Tucker. 700 01:22:45,704 --> 01:22:48,936 He who kidnapped the dog drove a rental car. 701 01:22:49,041 --> 01:22:51,648 His name is Artoff. 702 01:22:51,752 --> 01:22:57,695 The London police say he is employed by Sir Charles Lytton. 703 01:22:57,799 --> 01:23:00,093 Come here immediately. 704 01:23:00,197 --> 01:23:05,098 Sir Charles... The Phantom. Now I have him. 705 01:23:18,862 --> 01:23:21,990 Sir Charles, open the door. 706 01:23:22,094 --> 01:23:26,578 I know you guys are in there. This is the police. 707 01:23:26,682 --> 01:23:30,123 - Away, I shoot. - It's not necessary. 708 01:23:43,470 --> 01:23:46,077 - Jacques knows. - George too. 709 01:23:46,181 --> 01:23:51,707 He has my Phantom set. I have to leave. 710 01:23:51,812 --> 01:23:55,148 - His clothes are still there. - He may have already fled. 711 01:23:55,253 --> 01:23:58,068 Hardly. He doesn't know that I chase him. 712 01:23:58,172 --> 01:24:03,281 We have no evidence of that Artoff drove the Innocentin. 713 01:24:03,386 --> 01:24:06,514 Sir Charles is our man. All my instincts say so. 714 01:24:06,618 --> 01:24:08,599 Gently. The gun is loaded. 715 01:24:08,704 --> 01:24:13,187 I have to get dressed and search the hotel. 716 01:24:19,965 --> 01:24:24,136 - Did you find him? - He can't have made it far. 717 01:24:28,515 --> 01:24:30,183 - It's gone. - What then? 718 01:24:30,288 --> 01:24:34,457 My Scotland Yard raincoat. 719 01:24:34,458 --> 01:24:36,961 Good evening, inspector. 720 01:25:14,603 --> 01:25:18,148 - What is it, Saloud? - Inspector Clouseau. 721 01:25:20,963 --> 01:25:25,030 Sorry to disturb you. I have urgent news. 722 01:25:25,134 --> 01:25:30,869 Tucker at Lloyd's of London, we have met before. 723 01:25:30,973 --> 01:25:34,518 - I have also met her. - Yes, but we will meet her again. 724 01:25:34,623 --> 01:25:36,604 What news? 725 01:25:36,708 --> 01:25:39,836 I have revealed the Phantom's identity. 726 01:25:39,941 --> 01:25:41,922 - You don't mean that? - Yeah. 727 01:25:42,026 --> 01:25:46,093 - You can't be completely sure. - Yeah. He is here in Rome. 728 01:25:46,197 --> 01:25:48,178 So? 729 01:25:48,282 --> 01:25:50,576 Have you heard from Sir Charles Lytton? 730 01:25:50,680 --> 01:25:53,287 Not since Cortina. How so? 731 01:25:53,392 --> 01:25:56,206 Sir Charles and the Phantom is the same person. 732 01:25:56,207 --> 01:25:59,126 - You are not serious. - I'm serious. 733 01:25:59,231 --> 01:26:03,402 I understand that it is hard to believe. 734 01:26:03,506 --> 01:26:06,738 Sir Charles is a persuasive and handsome man. 735 01:26:06,842 --> 01:26:11,222 He is also Sir Charles Lytton, an influential and reputable man. 736 01:26:11,326 --> 01:26:15,914 - She is right about that. - I will prove that he is a villain. 737 01:26:16,018 --> 01:26:19,668 In the meantime, I want to place armed guards around the house. 738 01:26:19,772 --> 01:26:21,753 Is the jewel in the villa? 739 01:26:21,857 --> 01:26:25,507 Yes, but I'm having a party tonight. 740 01:26:25,611 --> 01:26:29,052 I assure that your guests don't notice anything. 741 01:26:29,156 --> 01:26:32,910 My men are in disguise and blends into the crowd. 742 01:26:33,014 --> 01:26:36,246 In that case, you have my permission. 743 01:26:48,447 --> 01:26:51,469 Your Highness, mark my words. 744 01:26:51,470 --> 01:26:55,850 If Sir Charles is stupid enough to try to steal the diamond tonight, 745 01:26:55,954 --> 01:27:00,125 will you witness the arrest of the infamous Phantom. 746 01:27:01,898 --> 01:27:03,983 Gentlemen. 747 01:27:20,458 --> 01:27:24,107 We have to change our plans. 748 01:27:24,212 --> 01:27:28,382 We shall see to it that Sir Charles don't steal the jewel. 749 01:28:21,143 --> 01:28:25,940 - Something to drink? - I never drink on the job. 750 01:28:26,044 --> 01:28:29,798 - Cheers. - Cheers. Hot... 751 01:28:29,902 --> 01:28:32,196 Yes, you have to cook in that one. 752 01:28:32,300 --> 01:28:35,220 Yes, you must be warm. 753 01:28:35,324 --> 01:28:39,599 - Something suspicious? - No, it's calm. 754 01:28:39,704 --> 01:28:44,917 My men are everywhere. They mingle both here and there. 755 01:28:50,339 --> 01:28:53,363 How dare you drink on duty? Who are you? 756 01:28:53,467 --> 01:28:55,551 - Walter. - Coffee. 757 01:28:55,553 --> 01:29:01,288 Stop, or the lines will smoke. Keep mingling. 758 01:29:04,624 --> 01:29:09,942 - Funny that thing with the zebra and the stripes. - It was good. 759 01:29:10,047 --> 01:29:13,175 Not bad. I take and mingle a little. 760 01:29:31,839 --> 01:29:36,740 I didn't say that would be the party of the year? 761 01:29:36,844 --> 01:29:40,494 What should I come up with next time? 762 01:29:40,598 --> 01:29:46,229 - How can I break this? - You'll probably come up with something. 763 01:29:46,333 --> 01:29:48,731 Have so much fun! 764 01:29:52,693 --> 01:29:55,821 May I see your invitation? 765 01:29:55,926 --> 01:29:57,803 Go ahead. 766 01:30:04,163 --> 01:30:08,960 - Another gorilla in a Rolls-Royce? - Surely a rich uncle. 767 01:30:10,524 --> 01:30:13,235 Do you see? In safe custody. 768 01:30:13,339 --> 01:30:17,510 You can't be too careful. All your guests wear a mask. 769 01:30:17,614 --> 01:30:20,951 The Phantom could have already struck. 770 01:30:21,055 --> 01:30:24,913 Without an invitation, how can he get past your guards? 771 01:30:25,017 --> 01:30:28,041 As for the Phantom… 772 01:30:29,814 --> 01:30:32,316 What is it? 773 01:30:42,743 --> 01:30:45,453 - What are you doing? - What are you doing? 774 01:30:45,454 --> 01:30:48,791 - I protest. - Immediately remove your head. 775 01:30:48,895 --> 01:30:51,398 Remove his head. 776 01:30:55,569 --> 01:30:58,384 Cross! It's the ambassador. 777 01:30:58,488 --> 01:31:00,573 I am sorry, Lord Cravenwood. 778 01:31:00,678 --> 01:31:05,057 But the inspector had the best intentions. 779 01:31:11,314 --> 01:31:15,484 Lord Cravenwood, what will your wife say? 780 01:31:20,177 --> 01:31:22,158 What does he have that I don't? 781 01:31:22,262 --> 01:31:24,347 - In my own high person. - What are you doing here? 782 01:31:24,452 --> 01:31:30,187 - Tarzan lent me his car. - You have to leave. 783 01:31:31,334 --> 01:31:34,983 - Darling. - Lord Cravenwood, I am so sorry. 784 01:31:35,087 --> 01:31:41,969 When I saw you at the door to the library, I thought... 785 01:31:45,202 --> 01:31:47,391 - The ambassador. - I know. 786 01:31:47,496 --> 01:31:49,894 We haven't danced all night. 787 01:31:49,998 --> 01:31:52,084 Sorry, honey. 788 01:31:52,188 --> 01:31:54,273 Now that's enough. 789 01:31:59,383 --> 01:32:01,259 Excuse me. 790 01:32:01,364 --> 01:32:06,785 I'm lost. I'm on my way to Frascati. 791 01:32:06,786 --> 01:32:10,540 About eight kilometers you will come to a sign. 792 01:32:10,644 --> 01:32:14,815 Turn right, and you will end up on the country road. 793 01:32:33,166 --> 01:32:36,503 Excuse me. I have to talk to Lord Cravenwood. 794 01:32:36,607 --> 01:32:41,195 - He's still so prickly. - Thank you. 795 01:32:41,299 --> 01:32:45,887 I know what you have in your sights, but forget it. You screw up everything. 796 01:32:45,992 --> 01:32:49,120 Excuse me, Your Excellency. Can I take over? 797 01:32:49,224 --> 01:32:51,727 Thank you, sir. Are you having a good time? 798 01:32:51,831 --> 01:32:54,229 Very nice. 799 01:33:55,645 --> 01:33:57,730 Nice party, Angela. 800 01:33:57,834 --> 01:34:01,484 Wait till you see the fireworks at midnight. 801 01:34:31,931 --> 01:34:36,415 Hello. May I be allowed? 802 01:34:36,519 --> 01:34:41,837 I never learned to dance. I just happen to have a sense of tact. 803 01:34:45,069 --> 01:34:48,510 You great! It's Sir Charles. 804 01:35:10,303 --> 01:35:13,326 Don't paw at my snake. 805 01:35:18,853 --> 01:35:23,024 - Where is the safe? - In the library. George robs it. 806 01:35:23,128 --> 01:35:25,005 It's not midnight yet. 807 01:35:25,109 --> 01:35:30,114 But they turned off the light. Her Highness must have changed her mind. 808 01:35:30,218 --> 01:35:35,432 - I don't see a drop. - Tucker, where are you? 809 01:35:36,475 --> 01:35:39,290 Watch out! 810 01:35:53,158 --> 01:35:55,243 It's pure hell in here. 811 01:36:01,604 --> 01:36:04,002 A light. 812 01:36:05,358 --> 01:36:09,841 - Do you have a match? - Yes, sir. 813 01:36:29,027 --> 01:36:31,947 What kind of light is this? 814 01:36:37,369 --> 01:36:40,080 George has a gorilla suit. 815 01:36:40,184 --> 01:36:42,270 Good luck. 816 01:36:57,180 --> 01:36:58,849 Oops! 817 01:37:13,759 --> 01:37:16,470 Sir Charles is here. 818 01:40:07,266 --> 01:40:09,143 - Do you have it? - Don't you have it? 819 01:40:09,247 --> 01:40:11,854 No, and the safe is empty. 820 01:40:13,940 --> 01:40:16,025 What is that there? 821 01:40:20,926 --> 01:40:25,305 - Someone is dishonest. - Follow me. 822 01:40:27,912 --> 01:40:33,125 You idiots! Help me up. 823 01:40:34,168 --> 01:40:36,775 After them! 824 01:41:02,530 --> 01:41:04,615 Come back. That's me. 825 01:42:01,339 --> 01:42:03,633 Faster! 826 01:42:06,031 --> 01:42:09,159 what's wrong with you Can't you drive faster? 827 01:42:23,444 --> 01:42:27,302 They must have driven this way. 828 01:42:27,406 --> 01:42:30,639 Don't fuss! I know where they went. 829 01:42:42,838 --> 01:42:48,782 - How do we get out of here? - Don't know. I have tried. 830 01:42:48,886 --> 01:42:51,284 - How do we get out of here? - Take the main road. 831 01:42:51,389 --> 01:42:55,768 I take the main road, you take the minor road. Hello so long! 832 01:43:43,107 --> 01:43:46,652 There they are! 833 01:44:19,810 --> 01:44:25,232 When I got kicked out of college I decided. 834 01:44:25,233 --> 01:44:28,673 I wanted to live a little. 835 01:44:28,778 --> 01:44:33,573 I pretended to go to school so that you would give me money. 836 01:44:33,574 --> 01:44:37,432 I rented a fancy apartment in Hollywood. 837 01:44:37,537 --> 01:44:42,333 I lived a luxurious bachelor life. 838 01:44:42,437 --> 01:44:45,774 And sent you brilliant school reports. 839 01:44:45,878 --> 01:44:50,466 Yes, some dishonesty certainly breeds a certain dishonesty. 840 01:44:56,514 --> 01:45:00,268 - But the inspector... - I'm running out of time. 841 01:45:21,852 --> 01:45:24,354 Now it must be right. 842 01:45:27,899 --> 01:45:30,506 Good morning. 843 01:45:30,610 --> 01:45:33,321 Is everything nice and tidy? 844 01:45:33,426 --> 01:45:37,075 The trial is tomorrow. 845 01:45:37,179 --> 01:45:40,829 - So encouraging. - Yes, for me. 846 01:45:40,933 --> 01:45:44,896 - But not for you. - Have some coffee. 847 01:45:45,000 --> 01:45:48,649 Make it easy for yourselves and tell me where the jewel is. 848 01:45:48,754 --> 01:45:51,777 Cut into the porridge. 849 01:45:51,882 --> 01:45:55,844 - Do you refuse to cooperate? - We have offered you porridge and coffee. 850 01:45:55,948 --> 01:45:58,658 Great to see you enjoying yourself, 851 01:45:58,659 --> 01:46:03,351 because you will remain here for 20 years. 852 01:46:15,655 --> 01:46:17,741 Madame Clouseau. 853 01:46:24,101 --> 01:46:26,604 Sit down. 854 01:46:29,315 --> 01:46:32,860 I'll be brief. My husband has sufficient evidence 855 01:46:32,964 --> 01:46:37,239 because Charles is the Phantom and George his accomplice. 856 01:46:37,240 --> 01:46:40,158 The way I see it, they only have one chance. 857 01:46:40,159 --> 01:46:42,140 What is it? 858 01:46:42,245 --> 01:46:45,268 If Your Highness testify in their favor, 859 01:46:45,373 --> 01:46:49,439 and somehow convinces the jury about not taking the diamond. 860 01:46:49,544 --> 01:46:52,463 - You surprise me. - That's the point. 861 01:46:52,567 --> 01:46:56,842 And I take the chance that you do not repeat my words. 862 01:46:56,947 --> 01:47:01,326 - I can guess. - It's not that difficult. 863 01:47:01,430 --> 01:47:06,644 As Inspector Clouseau's wife could you have helped charles. 864 01:47:07,895 --> 01:47:09,772 I did it. 865 01:47:09,876 --> 01:47:12,692 To steal my dog, was that part of the plan? 866 01:47:12,796 --> 01:47:16,027 That was the plan. 867 01:47:16,028 --> 01:47:19,261 But Charles wanted to call it all off. 868 01:47:44,599 --> 01:47:49,499 You stole the jewel yourself before the court decided the case. 869 01:47:49,604 --> 01:47:53,983 I would gladly sacrifice it for Charles' sake, but it's not that easy. 870 01:47:54,087 --> 01:47:57,320 Can't you say that you found it on the ground? 871 01:47:57,424 --> 01:48:00,135 Then they say that he dropped it in flight. 872 01:48:00,239 --> 01:48:03,889 To save Charles we must prove that someone else stole it. 873 01:48:03,993 --> 01:48:07,225 It is impossible. 874 01:48:07,330 --> 01:48:09,415 I have an idea. 875 01:48:11,918 --> 01:48:14,316 It is the third day of the trial. 876 01:48:14,420 --> 01:48:19,321 Rarely has a lawsuit caused such a commotion in Italy. 877 01:48:19,425 --> 01:48:22,449 Thousands of people, are mostly women, 878 01:48:22,553 --> 01:48:26,203 have gathered in the hope to catch a glimpse of Lytton, 879 01:48:26,307 --> 01:48:29,122 the man accused of to be the Phantom. 880 01:48:29,227 --> 01:48:34,649 The hearing was postponed yesterday and the defense is now investigating new evidence. 881 01:48:34,753 --> 01:48:37,672 When the hearing resumes today 882 01:48:37,777 --> 01:48:40,488 comes the defense to call a new witness. 883 01:48:40,592 --> 01:48:43,406 The defense has only one witness. 884 01:48:43,407 --> 01:48:48,204 We call Inspector Jacques Clouseau to the witness stand. 885 01:48:48,308 --> 01:48:51,958 - Me, a defense witness? - Inspector Clouseau. 886 01:48:52,062 --> 01:48:57,380 Don't worry, honey. You make fun of them. 887 01:49:06,138 --> 01:49:12,812 You have given essentials data in this objective. 888 01:49:12,916 --> 01:49:18,755 Your testimony was the cause that the defendant was suspected. 889 01:49:18,859 --> 01:49:25,115 Except for the Phantom himself, you are the foremost expert on the Phantom. 890 01:49:25,116 --> 01:49:28,140 The Phantom is my life's work. 891 01:49:28,244 --> 01:49:31,372 You have testified that the Phantom was a regular guest 892 01:49:31,476 --> 01:49:35,439 at Angela Dunning's party. 893 01:49:35,543 --> 01:49:40,026 And that it was either during the parties or shortly afterwards 894 01:49:40,131 --> 01:49:44,510 as some of the guests were robbed. 895 01:49:45,866 --> 01:49:49,098 - How many times did that happen? - 16. 896 01:49:49,202 --> 01:49:52,539 16 parties, 16 thefts? 897 01:49:52,643 --> 01:49:55,353 And Sir Charles went to all 16 parties? 898 01:49:55,354 --> 01:50:00,047 - Everyone. - How many parties did you go to? 899 01:50:00,151 --> 01:50:03,905 - Everyone. - Very interesting. 900 01:50:05,886 --> 01:50:09,744 - Did you go to the first party? - Yes. 901 01:50:09,848 --> 01:50:13,810 Stolen the jewels during or after the party? 902 01:50:13,915 --> 01:50:16,730 - After. - Then you knew they were going to be stolen? 903 01:50:16,834 --> 01:50:19,024 - Yes. - How did you know that? 904 01:50:19,128 --> 01:50:23,820 That is the Phantom's working method. 905 01:50:24,759 --> 01:50:27,157 I see. 906 01:50:28,408 --> 01:50:31,641 Was it always the same people at the parties? 907 01:50:31,745 --> 01:50:34,873 The guest list varied. 908 01:50:34,977 --> 01:50:40,295 Except Sir Charles, it was anyone else who was always there? 909 01:50:43,423 --> 01:50:49,158 Only Sir Charles attended when there was a robbery. 910 01:50:49,262 --> 01:50:51,660 I see. 911 01:50:51,661 --> 01:50:55,414 You, then? 912 01:50:56,770 --> 01:50:59,481 - What's wrong with me? - You were there. 913 01:50:59,585 --> 01:51:03,652 Then it wasn't just Sir Charles who attended every party. 914 01:51:03,756 --> 01:51:08,344 - What are you implying? - Nothing... yet. 915 01:51:12,306 --> 01:51:15,225 Inspector Clouseau. 916 01:51:15,226 --> 01:51:18,145 How much do you earn? 917 01:51:18,980 --> 01:51:21,691 What does that have to do with it? 918 01:51:21,795 --> 01:51:25,132 How much does a Police Inspector make? 919 01:51:25,236 --> 01:51:29,302 Enough to buy his wife a $10,000 mink coat? 920 01:51:29,407 --> 01:51:30,866 Of course not. 921 01:51:30,971 --> 01:51:37,331 Do you know that your wife spent 7,000 at Yves Saint Laurent last month? 922 01:51:37,436 --> 01:51:41,085 And two months before that, 4,000? 923 01:51:41,189 --> 01:51:45,569 We know your wife bought clothes for 30,000 last year. 924 01:51:45,673 --> 01:51:50,365 My wife is thrifty. She skimps on the household coffers. 925 01:51:55,474 --> 01:51:58,185 $30,000 from the household budget? 926 01:51:58,290 --> 01:52:02,044 We have been married for ten years. 927 01:52:03,712 --> 01:52:07,986 When the robbery began, was that when the Phantom appeared? 928 01:52:07,987 --> 01:52:10,385 Yes... No, that's not true. 929 01:52:10,489 --> 01:52:13,722 Of course that's not true... 930 01:52:15,182 --> 01:52:17,163 Wait. You understand... 931 01:52:19,248 --> 01:52:22,481 It is not Sir Charles. He must be the Phantom. 932 01:52:22,585 --> 01:52:25,192 It must be the inspector. 933 01:52:56,577 --> 01:52:59,288 I'm not the Phantom. 934 01:53:08,568 --> 01:53:11,175 - Thanks, honey. - Thank the princess. 935 01:53:11,279 --> 01:53:14,512 - Look there. - I'm not the Phantom. 936 01:53:17,431 --> 01:53:21,289 - He must not rot in the barn. - It takes several years to rot. 937 01:53:21,394 --> 01:53:25,564 And when the Phantom strikes again, the inspector is free. 938 01:53:25,565 --> 01:53:28,067 How about South America? Family discount. 939 01:53:28,171 --> 01:53:30,360 I don't say no to that. 940 01:53:30,361 --> 01:53:34,323 When I retire can you take over the business. 941 01:53:46,836 --> 01:53:49,130 Go home! 942 01:53:50,694 --> 01:53:52,362 Customs duty. 943 01:53:52,466 --> 01:53:56,116 - She tried to tear off his clothes. - My wife. 944 01:53:56,220 --> 01:53:57,784 Wife? 945 01:53:57,889 --> 01:54:00,287 Thank my mother for the flowers. 946 01:54:00,391 --> 01:54:03,936 You are a folk hero. 947 01:54:04,041 --> 01:54:07,063 - I'm going to jail. - A few years. 948 01:54:07,064 --> 01:54:10,192 But when you get out... 949 01:54:14,676 --> 01:54:17,491 Tell me, Inspector... Mr. Phantom. 950 01:54:18,847 --> 01:54:23,018 How did you manage? with all those robberies? 951 01:54:26,042 --> 01:54:28,127 Yes, you see... 952 01:54:30,004 --> 01:54:31,985 It wasn't easy.