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[birds tweeting]

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["Spring" from Vivaldi's
The Four Seasons playing]

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[water burbling]

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[foliage rustling]

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[quacking]

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[indistinct chatter]

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Oh my God, it's perfect!

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This is the deluxe arch.
Can you believe how cute it is?

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It's gorgeous.

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-So deluxe.
-What a rental, yeah.

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It cost a bit more, but I figured,

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how often do you get to celebrate
25 years of marriage?

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Sometimes never, right?

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-Yeah.
-A little to the left.

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Can you just eyeball,
make sure it's straight?

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Sorry, I'm nitpicky. I'm nitpicking.

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So, uh, what made you want to surprise
Nick with, you know, this whole fun thing?

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I don't know, I just wanted
to do something special.

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I mean, the man bought me a kiln.
He installed it himself.

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So, I woke up this morning,
and I fired it up for the first time.

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It's a wedding platter.

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The one we got years ago broke,
so I did that from memory.

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Well, what a memory
today also will, uh, be.

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Yeah.

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-Annie, what do you need from us?
-[Anne] Great question.

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Uh, the fancy clothes that
I asked you to bring, they're for this.

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So go put them on,
and you can help me set up the ceremony.

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But Nick won't be back for two hours,
and then it's just, you know,

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surprise, vows, cake,
and happily ever after.

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Amazing plan. No notes. Get it, girl.

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[laughs]

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I hate this. I hate talking like this.
I wanna leave.

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Jack, you were acting insane.

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Yeah, how can you be even less chill
in your fifties than in your twenties?

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She made her marriage
a tombstone, all right?

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[sighs] I think we need to tell her.

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-Absolutely not doing that.
-Absolutely no.

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-Why?
-'Cause you're not thinking it through.

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What, are we gonna divorce Anne for Nick?
How would we do that?

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We… Gently.

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Vow renewals are dumb and tacky,
but they're not real.

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So, the six of us will sit here

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and uncomfortably watch
this little ceremony,

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and that will be that.

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[van beeping]

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[softly] Oh, Jesus.

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[indistinct chatter]

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[Kate] It's a zombie apocalypse.

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Anne invited everyone she knows.

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It's going to be a big party!

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["Spring" from Vivaldi's
The Four Seasons continues playing]

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Hi, I'm Claude. Hi. Hi.

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[grunts]

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-Thanks.
-[inhales sharply]

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[Jack exhales]

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Jack, it's gonna be okay.

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It's not that. Can you--
Can you feel my glands?

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Please.

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Just feels like normal neck.

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[sighs] I just feel, like, off.

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-You know, not like sick, but like, funky.
-Uh-huh.

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I mean, I swallowed
lake water yesterday, and…

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-You don't think I have giardia, do you?
-I think you're just stressed, buddy.

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Look, my thumb joints
are, like, crazy tender.

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You see this? Look.

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Just doing that hurts.

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So bad.

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I can't believe that Nick is doing this.

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He just wants to be happy.
I'm sure it's not easy for him either.

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Wait, why are you on Nick's side?

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No, I'm not taking a side.

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I just think we should focus
on the actual situation

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and not give in
to a bunch of big feelings.

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Oh, well, sorry I have big feelings.

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I actually didn't
'til you said "big feelings" like that.

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Look, you're not feeling well, okay?

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Why don't you eat a banana and lay down?
And I'll go help downstairs.

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You're… You're not gonna be mad
if I lie down?

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No.

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Thank you.

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[sighs]

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Is… Is this the only banana you have?

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Yeah.

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You're positive we shouldn't call Nick
and tell him what's happening? [sniffles]

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[sighs]

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[Nick's voice] Hello, you've reached
the voicemail of Nick Pagano.

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-Please leave a message.
-Voicemail.

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And if you wish to send a fax,
you may do so on this line at any time.

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-Thanks, have a great day.
-[voicemail beeps]

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Hi, Nick, it's Kate.
When was the last time you got a fax?

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Also, Anne is throwing you
a surprise vow renewal,

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which, given where your head is at,
may be an issue.

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Please call me back.

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[Jack] Thank you.

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If there are other bananas down there,
can you text me?

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Yeah.

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Thank you, Janessa.
That is all. Yes, that's great.

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Yeah. Yeah, you're an angel from heaven.

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[laughs] Ciao, ciao, ciao.

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[softly] Yeah, okay.

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-[typing]
-[computer buzzes]

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-Janessa, you fucking bitch!
-Everything okay?

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No. I got locked out of the portal,
so I called the number.

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I'm on hold for 45 minutes.
Finally, I get Janessa on the phone.

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She says she's fixed it.
Look, does it look fixed to you?

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Maybe it's a sign
we don't worry about it this second.

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This is not a sign, Danny.

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Thunder, volcano,

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when a fish looks at you right in the eye
for no reason, these are signs.

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This? This is a fixable problem,
and I'm going to fix it.

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-Okay, just breathe, okay?
-[typing aggressively]

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You sure you cannot stay home
and keep the appointment?

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Get the surgery over with?

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Miami's a big project.
I can't miss the installation.

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And you can't do it from home,
with a Zoom?

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You know I need to be there in person
to see all the furniture

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and touch all the fabrics.

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Why do you have to be
so tactile all the time?

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I mean, it's sexy,
but also a little frustrating.

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[in throaty voice]
Okay, all I want right now

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is to be on vacation
with my beautiful husband.

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-Now you do that voice, huh?
-Mm-hmm.

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You know, you can say anything,
and I melt with that voice, right?

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-Cafeteria.
-Oh, God.

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Trash compactor.

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Ah!

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More!

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[whispers] Janessa.

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[whispering] I love Janessa.

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[laughs]

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Basta. Oh, I'll do this later.

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Now I need to get ready
for Nick and Anne's big day.

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[Claude chuckles]

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Oh.

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-What?
-Yeah.

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[upbeat baroque music playing]

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Oh, God. Dang it.

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Oh, you need help?

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Oh, that would be great.

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Make sure you lift it with your knees.

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Up, and back, back.

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A little bit more to your left.
Back, back, back. Watch your step.

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Yes, you can open the door.

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-Claude, question.
-Yes.

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Is there any way you'd be willing
to sing at the ceremony?

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[gasps] Anne!

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That is so personal.

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I would be very honored.

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Oh, good because, um,

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you know that beautiful song
that you always sing at karaoke?

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-The ballad, the one in Italian?
-No, no, no, no.

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That song is about orphans in a famine,
I cannot sing that.

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-Oh.
-I know your wedding song. How's that?

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Perfect. Thank you.

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This is gonna be so special!

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Yes.

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[gentle, uplifting music playing]

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[knock on door]

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Yeah, come in.

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Hey, Jack. Sorry to barge--

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Oh, no. Are you not feeling well?

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Oh! No, no, no. Not at all. Not at all.

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I'm, uh, just resting up for,

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uh, later, later.

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Um, do you need something?

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Yeah, just the full-length mirror
for a minute, if you don't mind.

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It's the only one in the house.

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Oh my God, of course. Please.

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Please, yeah.

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-Sorry, just real quick.
-Go ahead, and…

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[stammering] That's, uh,

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an amazing, amazing dress.

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This is annoying,
but I need help with my hair.

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I can't see the back.

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Oh, of course. Yeah, of course.

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If you just put
some of the pieces on the side.

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I don't know. Whatever looks nice.

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Okay.

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[sighs] I had baby's breath in my hair
on our wedding day.

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You look… beautiful.

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[Vivaldi's "Spring" playing]

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I can't wait to see Nick's face.

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Are you hiding?
Where'd you get that sandwich?

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I made it.

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This catering is for Barbies.
How's Jack holding up?

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Oh no, he's not. No, this whole thing
is giving him emotional giardia.

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[Danny] Hmm!

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I noticed that Claude
is very excited about the ceremony.

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Don't judge me.
If I told him about Nick and Anne,

190
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he wouldn't just take to a fainting couch,
he would explode.

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That is why sometimes,
I need to manage him a little.

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-I get it.
-It's just easier that way.

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I mean, it's not like you're straight-up
lying to him or anything.

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-What?
-Okay, um…

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Well, I…

196
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I didn't lie,

197
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but I kind of lightly fabricated
that I need to be out of town

198
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for work next week
instead of doing that surgery.

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I know! I know!

200
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God, your face gets so loud sometimes!

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-But you are gonna get that surgery.
-[exhales]

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I need a minute to think about it before
Claude loses his beautiful Italian mind.

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That is the only way I get my minute.

204
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But you are gonna--

205
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It's a balloon that they shove in
through your groin, Katherine.

206
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They jam a balloon through your groin.

207
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That sounds awful.

208
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-But you're gonna let them jam it, right?
-Bitch, will you let me eat my sandwich?

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[sighs]

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We are monsters.

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All of us, monsters.

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All right, Anne is gonna be blindsided

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in front of her dad
and her old youth pastor from Utica.

214
00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:03,477
And we're just sitting on our hands,
letting it happen.

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00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:04,812
Okay.

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00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:07,189
-He still hasn't called you back yet?
-No.

217
00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,983
Great, he hasn't called me back either.

218
00:10:09,066 --> 00:10:10,067
Wait, you called him too?

219
00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:12,445
-A little, yeah.
-Okay, I also called him.

220
00:10:12,528 --> 00:10:15,865
So we all called him?
Well, then we know what happened.

221
00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:19,160
Obviously, he got
a billion panicked voicemails,

222
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and he freaked out and ran away.

223
00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:22,288
No, he would not just run away.

224
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-That's what I would do.
-That's what you would do, huh?

225
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:28,252
You would abandon me
while I threw you a vow renewal party?

226
00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:29,629
That's not what I meant.

227
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Okay, you know what?
Fuck it. I'm telling Anne.

228
00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:35,134
-Jack, no, you have not thought this--
-I'm telling Anne!

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[Vivaldi's "La Tempesta di Mare" playing]

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[ducks quacking]

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-[sighs] There you are. Stop hiding.
-No.

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Jack has been talking to Anne for a while.
Nick is now a thousand minutes late.

233
00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:02,912
I mean, should we start subtly
telling people to go home?

234
00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:06,040
-I'm not doing that. I live in here now.
-Mind if I use the good bathroom?

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00:11:06,123 --> 00:11:07,917
-[Danny] Oh, hey.
-[Kate] Oh, Don. Hi.

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[Danny] Mr. K, you came all the way
from Florida for this?

237
00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:12,838
Well, your daughter only gets married…

238
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:14,548
a bunch of times, I guess.

239
00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,175
-[Danny laughs]
-You know, Anne's mother

240
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would have really loved this.

241
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,762
-[Kate] Yeah.
-She loved outdoor parties.

242
00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:21,347
You were together for a long time.

243
00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:23,557
Sixty-seven wonderful years.

244
00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:24,767
You got any tips?

245
00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:27,228
I don't know. You know, communication.

246
00:11:27,311 --> 00:11:29,605
Try not to fuss about the small stuff.

247
00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:32,525
But my wife did have this one thing. She…

248
00:11:32,608 --> 00:11:34,610
-[laughs] She…
-[Danny] Tell me.

249
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,279
She'd… She'd kill me if I told you.

250
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,990
But every once in a while,
we'd wake up and she'd say,

251
00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:43,369
"Congratulations.
Take off your pants. It's a sex day."

252
00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:44,662
[laughing] That's incredible!

253
00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:48,374
You might try that with your spouse.
They'd be so grateful and surprised.

254
00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:51,043
You know, it's like a dog waking up
not knowing it's Thanksgiving.

255
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:53,295
And then all of a sudden,
all these people come over,

256
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:56,132
start dropping turkey
and stuffing all over the ground.

257
00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:57,633
[Kate] I love you so much.

258
00:11:58,175 --> 00:11:59,343
-Oh.
-Mwah!

259
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,887
-This is gonna be a memorable day.
-Yeah.

260
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:04,598
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I had real coffee this morning.

261
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:07,101
Yeah, we will give you your privacy. Okay.

262
00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:08,519
[indistinct chatter]

263
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:14,316
You sure you don't want to let Claude in
on what's happening?

264
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:18,612
Right. Because a hysterical man is exactly
what this party needs right now.

265
00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:21,073
You're keeping all these things from him.

266
00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:24,910
You know what, Katherine? You're right.

267
00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:27,079
Let's tell him. Let's see how that goes.

268
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,290
No, not with me.
No, I don't have to tell him anything.

269
00:12:29,373 --> 00:12:31,625
…from the tempo,
the key's there, but we're not--

270
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:33,085
-Hey, honey.
-Claude.

271
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:35,588
[Danny] Hey, we need
to talk to you for a moment.

272
00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:39,133
What happened?

273
00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:40,092
Uh…

274
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,595
We're worried about how today may go.

275
00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:44,221
You see,

276
00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:49,852
Nick told us that he's thinking
about leaving Anne, and she doesn't know.

277
00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:55,191
Oh, well.

278
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:57,610
"Oh, well"?

279
00:12:57,693 --> 00:13:00,237
Oh, well. I mean,
people say things all the time,

280
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:02,281
but who knows what they will really do.

281
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,451
You know, I'm going to cross my fingers

282
00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:08,913
and hope that love will find its way
into his heart again.

283
00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:10,039
How's that?

284
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,374
I'd better go warm up now. Ciao.

285
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,127
[restrained gentle music playing]

286
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:19,006
Okay.

287
00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:21,592
Okay.

288
00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:26,555
Katherine.

289
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,515
[scoffs]

290
00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:38,150
Oh, hi. How are you?

291
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:39,527
-Hey.
-Hey!

292
00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:41,821
Yeah, so, uh, I talked to Anne.

293
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:42,988
Okay.

294
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:48,744
Yeah, and I-I went in just thinking,
you know, like, I'll be loving but firm.

295
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:50,663
Okay.

296
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:51,622
And…

297
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,165
I couldn't do it.

298
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:55,960
I mean, I-I-I couldn't do it.

299
00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:58,838
Like, I got emotional seeing her, right?

300
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,422
And I think my voice cracked,

301
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:03,884
and I just ended up saying,
"I love you," like, 11 times.

302
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:08,138
And by the time I left,
I had gone completely the other way.

303
00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:11,058
Right? And now I've got to do
a reading at the ceremony

304
00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:13,477
of "When Two People Are at One"
from the I Ching.

305
00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:17,481
Oh, Jack, you only tried
to do what you thought was right.

306
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:21,569
-But I do think that this kind of proves--
-No, no, uh, Kate.

307
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:24,196
You know, at some point,
Anne's like, you know,

308
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,740
"Jack, is there something else
you want to tell me?"

309
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,993
-Because she could sense it, right?
-Yeah.

310
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:35,875
And, uh, you know, I said, no,
I don't have anything else to tell her.

311
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:41,297
But I, you know, I said, uh…

312
00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:44,341
you…

313
00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:46,677
did.

314
00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:50,014
What?

315
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:53,267
I know. I'm sorry.
I sucked. I'm bad. I panicked.

316
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:56,770
I just thought, in the moment,
you'd be so much better at thi--

317
00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:04,403
["Spring" from Vivaldi's
The Four Seasons playing]

318
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:06,530
[softly] Oh, man.

319
00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:14,121
-[vocalizing]
-[knocking on door]

320
00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:15,205
Oh, hey, you.

321
00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:16,290
Hey.

322
00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:19,126
What are you doing in here? It's hot.

323
00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:22,713
♪ The kiln heat is good for my voice ♪

324
00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:26,008
[laughs] Okay, well,
can I, uh, interrupt you for a minute?

325
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,635
Of course, amore. What's up?

326
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:30,512
[sighs] Claude.

327
00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:32,431
Honey.

328
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,768
I didn't really have to go to Miami.

329
00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:38,771
What? So you lied to me?

330
00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:39,772
No.

331
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:42,900
Yes, I-- But lately,

332
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:46,820
it doesn't seem like you and I
could have a conversation about…

333
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:47,905
-Conversation?
-…surgery.

334
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:49,615
What kind of conversation
do we need to have?

335
00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:51,659
Whether I really need to have it or not.

336
00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:52,993
-Are you crazy?
-Oh, my God!

337
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:55,162
You don't want to get the surgery now?

338
00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:58,165
The doctor said that maybe
with diet and exercise, that maybe I--

339
00:15:58,248 --> 00:15:59,291
Oh sure, sure, sure.

340
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,835
Why don't you just chew some gum
and make a wish?

341
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,964
I see you now. I know what you're doing.

342
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,548
-What?
-That was always your plan.

343
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:09,093
You thought you could push the date
until I forgot about it.

344
00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:12,596
Well, guess what? This is not
like getting our matching tattoos.

345
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,557
You always do this. You always
bullshit me to get what you want.

346
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,559
No. I don't. Can we please
do this somewhere else?

347
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:18,936
It's hot as fuck in here.

348
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:19,853
Just…

349
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:21,814
I don't understand.

350
00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:25,401
There is a thing that you can do
to take care of this thing,

351
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:26,777
and you don't do it.

352
00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:28,862
Not even for us.

353
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:30,614
[speaking Italian]

354
00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:34,076
Fine.

355
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,162
Fine.

356
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:39,039
I'll get it done.

357
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,165
[in English] Really?

358
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,918
-Or that's another lie?
-No.

359
00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:44,795
Next week.

360
00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:47,881
I'll get the surgery.

361
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:56,390
But I reject the narrative
that I lie to you to get what I want.

362
00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:59,601
Sometimes I just need a minute.

363
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:03,188
Okay.

364
00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:05,149
Okay.

365
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:10,362
Okay.

366
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:17,828
[sighs]

367
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:22,833
Oh, hey, Kate.

368
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,502
-Oh, Lila! Oh!
-Hey!

369
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,713
Hi! how are you?

370
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:30,340
[sighs] Can you believe
my mom did all this?

371
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,509
God, she is so extra.

372
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:35,179
Okay, you know, go easy on her. She's…

373
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:36,180
A triple Pisces?

374
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:38,891
She's your mom, and she loves your dad.

375
00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:39,808
I know.

376
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:43,479
I'm sure once it's actually happening,
it won't be embarrassing.

377
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:47,858
-I'm gonna go check on her.
-Okay.

378
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:51,236
[sighs]

379
00:17:53,363 --> 00:17:54,239
[gulps]

380
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:55,741
[sighs]

381
00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:57,659
[Anne] Come in.

382
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,165
Oh, wow!

383
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:04,792
You look great.

384
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:07,377
How do you feel?

385
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:10,255
Well, I fit into this dress today,
so I'm starving.

386
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:11,298
[laughs softly]

387
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,344
-Have you heard from Nick?
-No, which is very Nick of him.

388
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,054
But I'm sure he'll text soon.

389
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:21,141
-Uh, so, I know… Jack mentioned that--
-It's loud out there.

390
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,935
You think people are having fun?

391
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:24,353
I do, yeah.

392
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,939
Um, Anne, can we sit for a second?

393
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:29,149
Uh, depends on if you want
to see me naked.

394
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,401
If I sit in this dress,
it'll explode right off me.

395
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:36,740
Um…

396
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,661
Anne, you and I have known
each other for a very long time.

397
00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:41,870
Yeah.

398
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,331
And I love you so much.

399
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:46,708
-I hope he's not having car trouble.
-What?

400
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:51,130
Yeah, because you know when he's out here,
he drives that old BMW.

401
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:53,799
The, what'd you use to call it?
The almost red one?

402
00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:54,967
-Sure.
-[laughs]

403
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:57,719
Yeah, it's funny, when…

404
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:00,931
when Nick turned 50, he was like,
"You know what, Anne?"

405
00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:04,184
"I make good money.
I'm gonna treat myself to a new car."

406
00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:07,896
And he went on this endless quest
for a new car, right?

407
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,607
Every week was a new website
or a new conversation.

408
00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:15,445
He spent two years test-driving
a dozen cars, maybe more.

409
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:17,781
But for whatever reason,

410
00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:21,243
he keeps coming back to that old BMW.

411
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:25,455
Because he loves it.

412
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:33,172
At work, he's really decisive, but…

413
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:36,175
well, in life, he just…

414
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:41,013
You know,
sometimes he doesn't exactly know.

415
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,056
[cell phone pings]

416
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:46,476
It's Nick. Five minutes away.

417
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:47,895
[laughs]

418
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:51,148
Okay, do-- Should I get
everyone in their seats?

419
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:53,317
-That'd be amazing.
-Okay. Okay.

420
00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:56,069
Thank you.

421
00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:57,738
Yeah.

422
00:19:57,821 --> 00:19:59,573
For, you know, just thank you.

423
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:11,877
[exhales]

424
00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:14,129
[indistinct chatter]

425
00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:17,382
Uh, if I could have
everybody's attention, please.

426
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:18,967
Nick is five minutes away,

427
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,970
so everyone should take their seats
for the surprise.

428
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:32,231
Uh, I talked to Anne, kind of.

429
00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:35,442
And you should know, she already…

430
00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:40,113
She's not gonna be blindsided today,
if that helps.

431
00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:43,075
Oh, man, so… so all this…

432
00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:44,034
[Kate] Yeah.

433
00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:46,828
-[Jack] Because she's trying to…
-[Kate] I think so, yeah.

434
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:48,747
Must have been hard.

435
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,835
Well, whatever happened,

436
00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:56,672
I think I would have
been really bad at it.

437
00:20:57,422 --> 00:21:01,218
No, you would have been nice.
You would have said a hug somehow.

438
00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:03,845
No, I would have fallen apart,
I would've cried,

439
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:08,058
I would have thrown up
and offered to buy her like a… a horse.

440
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:11,645
Oh God, poor Anne.

441
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,525
[Kate cries softly]

442
00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:20,153
Promise me that we will keep talking

443
00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:23,115
so that nobody feels like
they have to pull any crazy shit

444
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:25,200
to keep the other one from running away.

445
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,201
I promise.

446
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:30,664
I can kind of promise anything
because I'll be dead from giardia soon.

447
00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:31,832
[both chuckle]

448
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,002
[uplifting music playing]

449
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:40,340
[inaudible]

450
00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:52,853
Shh! He's coming.

451
00:21:58,942 --> 00:22:00,027
[brakes squeal]

452
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,362
[gearshift cranks]

453
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:04,698
[turns engine off]

454
00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:08,452
Surprise! We're renewing our vows!

455
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,370
[applause and cheers]

456
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:11,413
[Nick sighs]

457
00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:14,499
["Jesu, Joy Of Man's Desiring"
by Bach playing]

458
00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:20,088
I guess I should have brought more bagels!

459
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:21,548
[guests laughing]

460
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:23,967
Wow, hey, everybody.

461
00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:24,885
[man] Hey.

462
00:22:24,968 --> 00:22:26,386
[strumming]

463
00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:28,138
Hi, honey!

464
00:22:30,223 --> 00:22:31,683
Oh! Oh.

465
00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:33,310
If you would.

466
00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,103
[laughs]

467
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,521
[inaudible]

468
00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:39,733
[giggling]

469
00:22:39,816 --> 00:22:40,817
Claude.

470
00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:42,569
Oh!

471
00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:48,408
Hi.

472
00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:49,618
[laughs] Thank you.

473
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:51,495
I'm so glad you're all here today.

474
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,247
I was very honored
when Anne asked me to sing.

475
00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:55,415
[mouthing] Thank you.

476
00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:59,378
You know, I wasn't at their first wedding,
so when Danny and I got married,

477
00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:01,713
I really wanted this
to be my wedding song,

478
00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:05,217
and he was like, "No, we can't steal that.
That's Nick and Anne's."

479
00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:08,178
So we had to choose another song, and…

480
00:23:09,012 --> 00:23:11,181
But this one was always in my heart.

481
00:23:11,264 --> 00:23:13,433
[band starts playing
"You're Still the One"]

482
00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:17,813
♪ Mmm, yeah ♪

483
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,816
♪ Looks like we made it ♪

484
00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:21,733
[chuckles]

485
00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:25,404
♪ Look how far we've come, my baby ♪

486
00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:28,323
♪ We might have took the long way ♪

487
00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:32,452
♪ We knew we'd get there someday ♪

488
00:23:33,036 --> 00:23:34,413
♪ They said ♪

489
00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:38,625
♪ "I bet they'll never make it" ♪

490
00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:43,046
♪ But just look at us holding on ♪

491
00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:45,340
I'm sorry, that's not our wedding song.

492
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,384
But it's great, please keep going.

493
00:23:47,467 --> 00:23:49,136
[mouthing] I am so sorry.

494
00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:51,680
Please, I love you. Please.

495
00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:57,853
♪ You're still the one that I love ♪

496
00:23:57,936 --> 00:24:01,314
♪ The only one I dream of ♪

497
00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:06,611
♪ You're still the one I kiss good night ♪

498
00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:11,324
♪ I'm so glad we made it ♪

499
00:24:12,075 --> 00:24:16,746
♪ Look how far we've come, my baby ♪

500
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,124
[cheers and applause]

501
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,251
Yes!

502
00:24:21,334 --> 00:24:22,919
Yeah. How lovely.

503
00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:27,007
[laughs]

504
00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:29,968
Well, we're here today to celebrate…

505
00:24:30,051 --> 00:24:31,595
-Fantastic.
-…Nick and Anne,

506
00:24:31,678 --> 00:24:35,724
and their decision
to boldly proclaim their love…

507
00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:39,394
I am so sorry I massaged the truth
to get the wedding song that I wanted.

508
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:41,396
I promise to work on my communication…

509
00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:44,024
next week right after my surgery.

510
00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:46,193
And we're getting those tattoos.

511
00:24:46,693 --> 00:24:51,323
…but who can tell us that
more than Nick and Anne?

512
00:24:51,406 --> 00:24:53,533
Anne, you've got the floor.

513
00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:54,951
[chuckles]

514
00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:57,454
[clears throat]

515
00:24:58,121 --> 00:25:01,833
Thank you, um, we're so lucky
that you're all here today.

516
00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:05,045
Dad, thank you.

517
00:25:06,796 --> 00:25:09,341
Uh, in my original vows, I wrote a poem

518
00:25:09,424 --> 00:25:11,760
where I rhymed "honeymoon"
with "crab Rangoon,"

519
00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:13,970
-so I'm grateful for the do-over.
-[laughter]

520
00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:16,973
This'll be short and sweet.

521
00:25:17,057 --> 00:25:18,141
[laughs nervously]

522
00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:20,185
[clears throat]

523
00:25:21,811 --> 00:25:22,729
Nick,

524
00:25:24,272 --> 00:25:25,190
I love you.

525
00:25:27,150 --> 00:25:30,612
Not every second of every day,
because that's fake.

526
00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:34,032
I love you bigger than that.

527
00:25:35,408 --> 00:25:37,202
I love you in the fun times,

528
00:25:37,702 --> 00:25:39,454
like when we went to Santorini

529
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:43,333
and you demanded that we watch
Speed 2: Cruise Control in Greek.

530
00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:44,918
[guests chuckling]

531
00:25:45,001 --> 00:25:47,379
I love you in the harder times.

532
00:25:49,339 --> 00:25:53,802
Like when our daughter came way too early
and you were really brave,

533
00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:57,889
and you turned the NICU waiting room
into your office for the next eight weeks.

534
00:25:59,182 --> 00:26:01,309
I love that you're always surprising me,

535
00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:07,148
whether it's you
inexplicably getting into judo at 47…

536
00:26:08,608 --> 00:26:11,778
or buying me the world's biggest kiln
and installing it yourself,

537
00:26:11,861 --> 00:26:15,615
even when the guy said
it simply must be done by a professional.

538
00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:17,659
[snickers]

539
00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:19,995
I just love you.

540
00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:22,622
And you annoy the hell out of me.

541
00:26:23,373 --> 00:26:25,292
And I annoy the hell out of you too.

542
00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:30,297
And I would be so honored
to annoy the hell out of each other

543
00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:33,883
in sickness and in health
until death do us part.

544
00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:42,892
Now, I had a smidge more time to prepare,
so it's a little unfair, but…

545
00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:46,021
Okay, honey, it's your turn.

546
00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:47,939
[chuckles]

547
00:26:54,779 --> 00:26:55,614
Hmm.

548
00:26:57,115 --> 00:26:57,949
Um…

549
00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:01,995
Wow. Uh…

550
00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:07,250
[exhales]

551
00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,089
[exhales]

552
00:27:15,216 --> 00:27:16,134
Annie…

553
00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:18,303
[explosion, all gasp]

554
00:27:18,386 --> 00:27:19,512
[glass shattering]

555
00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:21,681
[guests murmuring]

556
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,936
["Spring" from Vivaldi's
The Four Seasons playing]

557
00:28:44,681 --> 00:28:45,598
[music ends]