1 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,670 Hey, Dad, you think maybe we could go to Build-A-Bear today? 2 00:00:29,690 --> 00:00:32,940 Butters, for the last time, you can't go to Build-A-Bear. 3 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:34,470 But they said they were open again, so I... 4 00:00:34,500 --> 00:00:36,980 Yes, they're open, but we are not the Johnsons, 5 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,340 and we do not go to non-essential businesses 6 00:00:39,370 --> 00:00:40,980 when it's non-essential! 7 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,110 Hey, do you people mind?! 8 00:00:43,140 --> 00:00:45,720 You're supposed to wear your mask over your nose. 9 00:00:45,740 --> 00:00:47,720 Looks like you're wearing a diaper for your chin. 10 00:00:47,740 --> 00:00:49,690 Chin diapers don't help. 11 00:00:51,050 --> 00:00:52,680 What the? 12 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:55,660 What's going on now?! 13 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:58,230 Something at the town square! Everyone's gathering! 14 00:00:58,250 --> 00:01:00,870 Well, are we protesting, or are we rioting? 15 00:01:00,890 --> 00:01:02,700 No, no. It's something to do with the pandemic! 16 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:04,540 Something big's going on. 17 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:07,040 Stay here, Butters. 18 00:01:07,060 --> 00:01:10,380 Hey, everybody. Can everyone hear me okay? 19 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:12,840 Thanks for turning out, everyone. 20 00:01:12,870 --> 00:01:16,410 You know, we've all been through a lot these past several months. 21 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:19,050 We've shut down, and people have lost their businesses, 22 00:01:19,070 --> 00:01:21,220 lost their livelihoods. 23 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:23,490 I also own a small business. 24 00:01:23,510 --> 00:01:25,060 I sell weed. 25 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:26,930 And I have to say I... 26 00:01:26,950 --> 00:01:28,930 I'm actually doing pretty good. 27 00:01:28,950 --> 00:01:30,600 Amazing, really. 28 00:01:30,620 --> 00:01:34,370 Tegridy Farms' weed has seen a 400% increase in sales 29 00:01:34,390 --> 00:01:36,330 since the shutdown in March. 30 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:38,440 I see Thomas Turner out there. 31 00:01:38,460 --> 00:01:41,440 Thomas opened a restaurant in SoDoSoPa. 32 00:01:41,460 --> 00:01:44,280 Doesn't seem like such a good idea now, does it, Turner? 33 00:01:44,300 --> 00:01:46,080 And there's Marley Jarvis, 34 00:01:46,100 --> 00:01:48,610 who owned and operated her own tanning salon. 35 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,250 Whoops. 36 00:01:50,270 --> 00:01:52,080 But I can't just stand here and gloat 37 00:01:52,110 --> 00:01:55,720 because Tegridy Weed is about giving back to people. 38 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:58,460 And that's why I'm very proud to announce 39 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:02,890 that Tegridy Weed is having a Pandemic Special! 40 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:04,930 An all-new hybrid of our best weed 41 00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:08,370 sold at nearly 10% off our usual price. 42 00:02:08,390 --> 00:02:10,870 Not only that, but when you buy three pounds or more 43 00:02:10,890 --> 00:02:12,370 of the Pandemic Special, 44 00:02:12,390 --> 00:02:15,540 you get a complimentary Pandemic 2020 bong. 45 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:17,440 We are a community. 46 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:21,070 Let's all be together with Tegridy. 47 00:02:23,340 --> 00:02:24,950 I think people are really excited. 48 00:02:24,970 --> 00:02:26,750 What do you think? 49 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:30,050 A Pandemic Special, Randy? Really? 50 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:31,260 What? 51 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:32,890 People are hurting. 52 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:34,760 People are dying, Randy. 53 00:02:34,780 --> 00:02:37,900 And all you can think about is making a special about it? 54 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:40,800 I'm doing something positive to try and help. 55 00:02:40,820 --> 00:02:42,570 People really need this right now. 56 00:02:42,590 --> 00:02:44,340 You are a child, Randy! 57 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:47,140 These are very serious times, and nobody wants 58 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:51,170 or cares about your stupid special right now! 59 00:02:52,870 --> 00:02:56,180 We'll see if they like my special. 60 00:03:07,350 --> 00:03:08,820 Wow! 61 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:13,870 ♪ Another day inside, don't have to do a thing ♪ 62 00:03:13,890 --> 00:03:17,040 ♪ I love you, social distancing ♪ 63 00:03:17,060 --> 00:03:19,770 ♪ No one's around, no one's talking to me ♪ 64 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,670 ♪ Social distancing, I'm free ♪ 65 00:03:22,700 --> 00:03:24,640 ♪ Don't have to brush my teeth or shower ♪ 66 00:03:24,670 --> 00:03:26,040 For what? 67 00:03:26,070 --> 00:03:28,050 ♪ I can sit on the toilet for hours ♪ 68 00:03:28,070 --> 00:03:29,210 As long as I want! 69 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:31,550 ♪ 'Cause no one's saying to me ♪ 70 00:03:31,570 --> 00:03:35,820 ♪ You kids should get outside and do something ♪ 71 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:39,720 Oh! 9:00 a.m. Time for school! 72 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:44,060 Good morning, guys. 73 00:03:44,090 --> 00:03:45,460 Everyone ready to start school? 74 00:03:45,490 --> 00:03:46,460 - Good morning! - Hi! 75 00:03:46,490 --> 00:03:47,700 Hello! - I'm... I'm here! 76 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:49,570 Okay, I think we're all here. 77 00:03:49,590 --> 00:03:51,400 I see Jimmy and Clyde are on now. 78 00:03:51,430 --> 00:03:52,970 Eric, are you there? 79 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,340 Yes, Teacher, I'm here! 80 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:57,310 I can't wait to start schoo... schoo... 81 00:03:57,330 --> 00:03:59,880 schoo... eh... eh... 82 00:03:59,900 --> 00:04:02,910 Oh, no, Eric, I think your computer is freezing up again. 83 00:04:02,940 --> 00:04:04,580 Oh, no. Really? Can you guys hear me? 84 00:04:04,610 --> 00:04:06,020 I just said... Eh. 85 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:08,090 Eh. Eh. Eh. 86 00:04:08,110 --> 00:04:10,160 Eric, you'll just have to listen again, okay? 87 00:04:10,180 --> 00:04:12,020 Best you can. So let's start today, guys, 88 00:04:12,050 --> 00:04:13,860 by going over yesterday's grammar examples. 89 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:16,230 Wendy, can you read the first one? 90 00:04:16,250 --> 00:04:17,760 ♪ I'm cut off from the world ♪ 91 00:04:17,790 --> 00:04:19,200 ♪ Isolated, alone ♪ 92 00:04:19,220 --> 00:04:22,600 ♪ This is what I call existancing ♪ 93 00:04:22,620 --> 00:04:25,270 ♪ No one can touch me or boss me around ♪ 94 00:04:25,290 --> 00:04:26,740 ♪ Social distancing ♪ 95 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:28,610 Eric, aren't you supposed to be on your Zoom call? 96 00:04:28,630 --> 00:04:31,080 ♪ Stay away from me, Mom, yeah ♪ 97 00:04:31,100 --> 00:04:34,610 ♪ You got to keep your social distance ♪ 98 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:37,120 ♪ 'Cause all I'm gonna do is sing ♪ 99 00:04:37,140 --> 00:04:40,750 ♪ About how much I love you and I need you ♪ 100 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:42,250 ♪ Social distancing ♪ 101 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:44,720 Sweetie, I know these are challenging times. 102 00:04:44,750 --> 00:04:48,590 ♪ Yeah, social distancing, Mom ♪ 103 00:04:48,620 --> 00:04:51,460 But we all still have to try and do our work. 104 00:04:51,490 --> 00:04:52,900 Computer keeps freezing, Mom. 105 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:54,430 Maybe if you were an essential worker, 106 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:56,200 we could afford faster Internet. 107 00:04:56,230 --> 00:04:58,940 I at least need you to get some of your homework done, okay? 108 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:00,710 And then m-maybe take a shower. 109 00:05:00,730 --> 00:05:02,470 Oh, what a folly a shower seems 110 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:04,440 when my generation is being denied their lives! 111 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:07,080 I can't see my friends. I can't even go to school. 112 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:09,580 How I miss Kyle. Heh heh heh heh. 113 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:12,450 Sweetie, it's all going to be over soon. 114 00:05:12,470 --> 00:05:15,020 They're actually talking about school opening up again 115 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:16,610 in a few days! 116 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:22,490 What the fuck are you talking about? 117 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:24,330 There's going to be a big meeting. 118 00:05:24,350 --> 00:05:27,460 Sounds like they're trying to get you kids back to school! 119 00:05:28,860 --> 00:05:31,470 We can't go back to school. There's a fucking pandemic! 120 00:05:31,490 --> 00:05:33,770 But they're talking about maybe staggering you kids 121 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,410 every other day... They can't do that! 122 00:05:35,430 --> 00:05:36,740 Eric, you're going to be able 123 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:38,310 to be with all the other kids again! 124 00:05:38,330 --> 00:05:40,680 Oh, no, I see! There's all this horrible stuff going on 125 00:05:40,700 --> 00:05:42,910 in the world, but apparently Cartman's life doesn't matter! 126 00:05:42,940 --> 00:05:44,750 - Eric, you can't... - Ahp! Get back! Get back! 127 00:05:44,770 --> 00:05:47,080 Six feet, Mom! Six fucking feet! 128 00:05:53,850 --> 00:05:55,460 Okay. Thank you very much! 129 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:59,430 Hope you enjoy the Pandemic Special! 130 00:05:59,450 --> 00:06:02,490 Hi! You here for the special? Here you go. 131 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:06,100 How was school, Stanley? 132 00:06:06,130 --> 00:06:08,110 It's not school. It's a frickin' joke. 133 00:06:08,130 --> 00:06:09,870 We're not even learning anything. 134 00:06:09,900 --> 00:06:12,510 I know this has all been really hard on you, Stanley. 135 00:06:12,530 --> 00:06:14,010 Do you want to talk about it? 136 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,150 No. I'm fine, Mom. You know, I'm strong. 137 00:06:16,170 --> 00:06:18,520 I'm just worried about how this all affecting 138 00:06:18,540 --> 00:06:20,550 weaker kids like... you know, like Butters. 139 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:23,350 Yeah. Well, it's nice you care about your friend. 140 00:06:23,380 --> 00:06:24,820 But if you need to talk... 141 00:06:24,850 --> 00:06:27,230 I know this is really hard on everyone. 142 00:06:27,250 --> 00:06:29,030 Well, that's it, guys. 143 00:06:29,050 --> 00:06:32,630 We have run out of weed for the day. 144 00:06:32,650 --> 00:06:35,130 Oh, hang on. Sorry. Uh, didn't somebody say 145 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:38,070 the Pandemic Special was a bad idea? 146 00:06:38,090 --> 00:06:40,240 I wasn't saying you wouldn't make money. 147 00:06:40,260 --> 00:06:43,340 I was saying maybe that's not what should matter right now. 148 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:45,040 Oh, come on. Think about it. 149 00:06:45,070 --> 00:06:48,380 Do you even know anyone personally who's dying of COVID? 150 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:51,680 Yes! My brother Jimbo, who is in the hospital! 151 00:06:51,710 --> 00:06:53,350 Yeah. Uncle Jimbo. 152 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:56,090 Jimbo's a fat alcoholic who'd be in the hospital anyway. 153 00:06:56,110 --> 00:06:58,060 All I'm saying is that we can't let 154 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:00,160 some dirty virus from "China" 155 00:07:00,180 --> 00:07:02,590 completely upend our lives and shut us down! 156 00:07:02,620 --> 00:07:05,560 Please do not quote the President in front of our child! 157 00:07:05,590 --> 00:07:08,770 Sharon, I went to China. Remember? Last season? 158 00:07:08,790 --> 00:07:11,270 I went there to sell our weed, and I ended up hanging out 159 00:07:11,290 --> 00:07:13,870 with Disney and Mickey Mouse. You remember all that? 160 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:15,510 I know what China's like. 161 00:07:15,530 --> 00:07:17,840 Doesn't surprise me all this shit came from there. 162 00:07:17,870 --> 00:07:21,050 We're going back to school! What? 163 00:07:21,070 --> 00:07:23,080 They're gonna let us go back to school! 164 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,580 The Park County School District is holding 165 00:07:25,610 --> 00:07:28,450 an all-parent meeting tomorrow, and officials are hopeful 166 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:31,020 that students can return to school on Monday. 167 00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:32,290 Oh, that's great! 168 00:07:32,310 --> 00:07:34,630 Oh, I don't know if this is a good idea. 169 00:07:34,650 --> 00:07:36,590 The openings come on the heels of news 170 00:07:36,620 --> 00:07:38,800 that scientists are getting closer to finding the origins 171 00:07:38,820 --> 00:07:40,470 of the COVID pandemic. 172 00:07:40,490 --> 00:07:43,030 Y-Yes, we've been able to trace the virus 173 00:07:43,060 --> 00:07:45,640 and confirm that it did, in fact, come from 174 00:07:45,660 --> 00:07:47,570 a seedy part of China. 175 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,110 Ha! Told ya! 176 00:07:49,130 --> 00:07:51,410 And, in fact, we've pinpointed the virus 177 00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:53,470 to a certain bat in Wuhan. 178 00:07:55,270 --> 00:07:56,750 A bat in Wuhan? 179 00:07:56,770 --> 00:07:58,480 What we still don't understand is, 180 00:07:58,510 --> 00:08:02,620 how did a transmitted disease get from a bat to a human? 181 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:05,260 How can a virus jump species like that? 182 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:06,560 We just don't know. 183 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,500 Hello. 184 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:13,000 Oh! Oh, hey! 185 00:08:14,420 --> 00:08:16,770 You could use some tegridy, China! 186 00:08:16,790 --> 00:08:20,000 - Here's to China! Ha ha! - To China! 187 00:08:20,030 --> 00:08:22,010 Boy, you sure know how to party, Mick! 188 00:08:22,030 --> 00:08:23,780 Oh, my God! Look at her! Ha ha! 189 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:25,680 She is so hot! 190 00:08:25,700 --> 00:08:27,280 I think that's a bat. 191 00:08:27,300 --> 00:08:28,750 Yeah! It's a bat! 192 00:08:28,770 --> 00:08:30,850 It's a mouse with wings! 193 00:08:30,870 --> 00:08:32,650 Hey, Mick? Where'd ya go? 194 00:08:32,670 --> 00:08:34,620 Ha ha! Ha ha! Ooh, boy! 195 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:36,020 - Ohh! - Ha ha! 196 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:38,160 Randy, you gotta try it! Go ahead. Take a turn. 197 00:08:38,180 --> 00:08:39,620 Ohh-oh-oh-oh! 198 00:08:39,650 --> 00:08:41,130 Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! 199 00:08:41,150 --> 00:08:42,690 If they're letting us go back to school, 200 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:44,130 then soon we can get back to everything. 201 00:08:44,150 --> 00:08:45,530 I mean, doesn't this mean things are finally 202 00:08:45,550 --> 00:08:47,330 going back to normal? Dad? 203 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,030 I gotta go! 204 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:56,880 Then sell fucking Epcot Center! 205 00:08:56,900 --> 00:08:58,880 If we can't get people on the rides, 206 00:08:58,900 --> 00:09:00,380 then sell the fucking thing! 207 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:03,150 No, no, no! I said more "Mandalorian"! 208 00:09:03,170 --> 00:09:05,850 Jesus Christ! We're fucking dying here! 209 00:09:05,870 --> 00:09:08,120 What?! Fucking what?! Ha ha. 210 00:09:08,140 --> 00:09:11,060 Hey. It's Randy Marsh. From... From Tegridy Farms? 211 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:13,890 What do you want, Marsh?! I'm in the fucking weeds here! 212 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:15,660 Look. Um... Do you remember 213 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,630 when we fucked that bat in Wuhan? 214 00:09:17,650 --> 00:09:19,300 I've fucked a lot of bats! 215 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:21,400 Well, I've only fucked one! 216 00:09:21,420 --> 00:09:23,870 I remember... right after, I got really sick, 217 00:09:23,890 --> 00:09:26,040 and this was all back in October. 218 00:09:26,060 --> 00:09:31,010 Jesus Christ, you fucker! You started all this! 219 00:09:31,030 --> 00:09:32,740 You told me to fuck the bat! 220 00:09:32,770 --> 00:09:35,010 You didn't quarantine yourself after you got home?! 221 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:37,420 Nobody knew anything about COVID when I fucked the bat! 222 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:39,750 I thought I just came back from China with the flu! 223 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:42,720 Look. We can't let scientists find that bat. 224 00:09:42,740 --> 00:09:44,560 My wife is crazy. 225 00:09:44,580 --> 00:09:46,830 If she finds out I started the pandemic, 226 00:09:46,850 --> 00:09:50,090 she's gonna be a total bitch about it. 227 00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:11,600 Dude, you are not gonna believe this. 228 00:10:11,620 --> 00:10:13,170 What are you doing here? 229 00:10:13,190 --> 00:10:14,870 Is your dad home, Kyle? We need to talk to a lawyer. 230 00:10:14,890 --> 00:10:17,100 - Mr. Broflovski?! - Dude, get outta my house! 231 00:10:17,130 --> 00:10:19,670 If you wanna talk, we can go outside! 232 00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:22,100 They're gonna try and make us go back to school. 233 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:25,610 Dude, you could be spreading germs! 234 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:27,450 Maybe you didn't hear me, Kyle. 235 00:10:27,470 --> 00:10:30,380 They want us to go back to school! 236 00:10:30,410 --> 00:10:32,520 - So?! - "So?" What the fuck? 237 00:10:32,540 --> 00:10:34,290 You really wanna go back to that slavery?! 238 00:10:34,310 --> 00:10:35,890 I want an education! 239 00:10:35,910 --> 00:10:37,890 I want to be able to compete for a job when I'm older. 240 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:40,960 You crazy, psychotic... Kyle, we need to get a lawyer 241 00:10:40,980 --> 00:10:42,960 to stop the schools from forcing us back. 242 00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:44,700 Now, whatever your messed-up beliefs are 243 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:46,200 about wanting to go to school... 244 00:10:46,220 --> 00:10:48,230 You really wanna spend the next year on Zoom? 245 00:10:48,260 --> 00:10:49,900 You don't have to be on Zoom. 246 00:10:49,930 --> 00:10:51,570 There's a million ways around it! 247 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:54,240 Mark my words, Kyle. First, they'll force us back to school, 248 00:10:54,260 --> 00:10:56,580 then they'll take social distancing away from us completely, 249 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:59,480 and I'll be out of my room having to hang out with you! 250 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:01,740 You're out of your room hanging out with me now. 251 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:07,190 Oh, my God. They won't get away with this! 252 00:11:47,780 --> 00:11:50,200 Hey! Excuse me! 253 00:11:50,220 --> 00:11:52,400 Y-You're Randy Marsh, right? 254 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,130 Uh... m-maybe. 255 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:58,070 Yeah. Look, man. I just wanna say thanks. You know? 256 00:11:58,100 --> 00:12:00,610 The Pandemic Special is really amazing. 257 00:12:00,630 --> 00:12:03,780 Oh, yeah. Cool. Thank you. 258 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:06,810 No, no, listen. You... You're awesome. 259 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:09,220 All this horrible stuff going on, and... 260 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:11,450 well, you come along and try to fight it! 261 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:12,890 Okay. Thanks. 262 00:12:12,910 --> 00:12:14,290 Y-You see, I... 263 00:12:14,310 --> 00:12:16,760 I lost my wife. To the virus. 264 00:12:16,780 --> 00:12:20,090 My kids, I... I don't even know how to talk to them. 265 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:21,590 You know? Just... 266 00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:23,660 Just thank God for your Pandemic Special. 267 00:12:23,690 --> 00:12:25,100 Thank God. 268 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,300 It's a great special. It really is. 269 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,570 - Okay. - No, it's an awesome special. 270 00:12:29,590 --> 00:12:31,600 A-And it was a great idea to do a special. 271 00:12:31,630 --> 00:12:33,510 Okay, okay! Just stop! 272 00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:40,250 M'kay, welcome, parents, to this all-school town meeting 273 00:12:40,270 --> 00:12:42,750 to talk about how we're gonna get your kids 274 00:12:42,770 --> 00:12:44,650 back into the classroom. 275 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,650 Can everyone hear me m'kay? 276 00:12:49,150 --> 00:12:50,590 M'kay, well, parents, we've made 277 00:12:50,610 --> 00:12:53,190 some amazing adjustments and hirings, m'kay. 278 00:12:53,220 --> 00:12:56,700 We believe we can welcome students back on Monday. M'kay? 279 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,800 How are you going to do this? 280 00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,700 Yeah, what happens when my son is sitting in a room 281 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:02,100 with Craig Tucker, whose father 282 00:13:02,130 --> 00:13:03,840 doesn't even wear a mask outside? 283 00:13:03,860 --> 00:13:07,470 Oh, here we fucking go again! Stop mask shaming, Stotch! 284 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:09,440 Well, it's really not a mask if you wear it 285 00:13:09,470 --> 00:13:11,680 down around your chin. That's a chin diaper. 286 00:13:11,700 --> 00:13:13,280 There's no real proof that a mask 287 00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:14,650 even fucking does anything! 288 00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:16,350 Spoken like a true redneck! 289 00:13:16,370 --> 00:13:17,850 Oh, fuck you! 290 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:22,290 M'kay, m'kay, everyone! Alright! 291 00:13:22,310 --> 00:13:23,820 That's not fair! 292 00:13:23,850 --> 00:13:25,060 M'kay! 293 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:27,290 I just muted everybody! M'kay? 294 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,060 Now, if we don't get along, 295 00:13:29,090 --> 00:13:31,290 I'll just sit here with you all on mute. 296 00:13:33,660 --> 00:13:36,500 M'kay. Now, let's try this again. 297 00:13:36,530 --> 00:13:38,570 I saw Wendy's mother not wearing a mask 298 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,210 in the changing room at Ross. 299 00:13:40,230 --> 00:13:41,510 The fuck are you doing 300 00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:43,180 spying on me in the changing room?! 301 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,980 I was at Ross! 302 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,410 M'kay! Boom! You're all muted! 303 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:49,650 M'kay? I can do this all day! 304 00:13:49,670 --> 00:13:51,680 Now, we've made changes at the school, 305 00:13:51,710 --> 00:13:54,040 and we feel prepared to welcome your students back. 306 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:57,890 Mr. Donovan. 307 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,830 I don't care what changes you've made. 308 00:13:59,850 --> 00:14:02,230 My son Clyde is not going to class! 309 00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:05,030 And that is your prerogative. Mute! 310 00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:07,430 M'kay. Mrs. Marsh. 311 00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:10,940 I thought that the issue was the teachers not coming back. 312 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,540 That is correct. 313 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,710 Our teaching staff does not feel safe to return. 314 00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:18,410 But... we have hired all new teachers. M'kay. 315 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,050 These are people who have recently lost their jobs 316 00:14:21,070 --> 00:14:23,850 due to recent events and are desperate for work. 317 00:14:23,870 --> 00:14:26,850 M'kay. So they'll do just about anything. 318 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:28,890 What new teachers? 319 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:33,960 Alright, men! 320 00:14:33,980 --> 00:14:36,100 As you all know, due to recent events 321 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:39,870 totally beyond our control, we have lost most of our funding. 322 00:14:39,890 --> 00:14:41,940 But this new venture will be great, 323 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:46,770 and I know we will all thrive as elementary schoolteachers. 324 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:49,780 This might be our last chance at a job, 325 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:53,010 so I don't want any unnecessary deaths. 326 00:14:54,140 --> 00:14:57,220 Ahp! Ahp! No unnecessary deaths! 327 00:14:57,240 --> 00:15:02,320 And let's show this town just what great leaders we can be. 328 00:15:02,350 --> 00:15:04,320 This is gonna be great. 329 00:15:04,350 --> 00:15:06,260 All over South Park this morning, 330 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,800 children are getting ready for their first day of class. 331 00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:10,430 And as they do, scientists say 332 00:15:10,450 --> 00:15:12,930 they're closer to finding a vaccine. 333 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:14,670 Oh, cool! Turn it up! 334 00:15:14,690 --> 00:15:17,040 Tom, I'm standing in front of the newly built 335 00:15:17,060 --> 00:15:19,810 viral research center where scientists say they have found 336 00:15:19,830 --> 00:15:22,510 the animal which started the coronavirus. 337 00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:24,680 The creature was located in China 338 00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:26,580 and then flown to the facility here 339 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,620 where scientists are studying it thoroughly. 340 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:30,620 Hey, hey, hey! W-Whoa! W-What are you guys doing?! 341 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:32,350 They think they're about to find a vaccine. 342 00:15:32,380 --> 00:15:34,820 Yes, now that we have the animal in our possession, 343 00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:37,590 we'll finally be able to unlock what caused a virus 344 00:15:37,610 --> 00:15:39,190 to jump from it to humans. 345 00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:41,260 Does it matter what started coronavirus?! 346 00:15:41,290 --> 00:15:43,100 Who cares what started coronavirus?! 347 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:44,600 You guys are being racist! 348 00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:46,330 We don't need to watch this! Where's the remote? 349 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:47,670 This is... This is racist television, 350 00:15:47,690 --> 00:15:48,940 and we're not gonna watch it! 351 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,170 - I want to hear this, Randy! - No! 352 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,040 No. You know what? You guys are horrible! 353 00:15:53,060 --> 00:15:54,470 Just... Just stop it right now! 354 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:56,180 You traced the virus to Wuhan, 355 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,810 but what you found was not a bat. Is that correct? 356 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:01,210 No, no, the virus did not come from a bat. 357 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:03,880 You guys... What? What'd he say? 358 00:16:03,910 --> 00:16:06,020 We were able to break down the virus enough 359 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,150 to see there was actually no bat involved. 360 00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:11,020 No bat involved. No bat involved! 361 00:16:11,050 --> 00:16:13,190 ♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah ♪ 362 00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:15,330 ♪ It wasn't a bat, it wasn't a bat ♪ 363 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,830 ♪ It wasn't a bat, in your face! ♪ 364 00:16:17,860 --> 00:16:20,830 ♪ In your face, it wasn't a bat ♪ 365 00:16:20,860 --> 00:16:23,700 When we tracked the virus, we found it did originate 366 00:16:23,730 --> 00:16:27,140 in Wuhan, but from a species called pholidota. 367 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,640 And what exactly is pholidota? 368 00:16:29,670 --> 00:16:32,380 It's a pangolin. And here it is right over here. 369 00:16:34,340 --> 00:16:36,380 - What's a pangolin, Mom? - I'm not even sure. 370 00:16:36,410 --> 00:16:38,220 Do you know what a pangolin is, Randy? 371 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,750 Randy? 372 00:16:40,780 --> 00:16:43,060 Do you know what a pangolin is, Dad? 373 00:16:46,420 --> 00:16:47,890 Ha ha! Ha ha! 374 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:50,400 Dude, I still can't believe you fucked that bat. 375 00:16:50,420 --> 00:16:51,830 Ha ha! 376 00:16:51,860 --> 00:16:53,830 - Okay, okay. Shh! - Ha ha! 377 00:16:53,860 --> 00:16:56,070 You really let her have it! Oh, boy! 378 00:16:56,090 --> 00:16:58,710 Okay! I don't wanna think about that right now, Mickey. 379 00:16:58,730 --> 00:17:00,410 I'm just impressed, that's all. 380 00:17:00,430 --> 00:17:02,510 I mean, if you can handle a bat, then... 381 00:17:02,530 --> 00:17:03,880 Then what? 382 00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:05,450 You ever have sex with a pangolin? 383 00:17:05,470 --> 00:17:06,910 What the fuck is a pangolin? 384 00:17:10,140 --> 00:17:12,090 Ha ha! Ha whoa! Ho ho! 385 00:17:12,110 --> 00:17:14,650 Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! 386 00:17:16,050 --> 00:17:17,680 Shit! 387 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:29,490 Alright, children, welcome back to class. 388 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:33,040 I'm your new teacher, Detective Harris, 389 00:17:33,060 --> 00:17:35,480 and this is our homeroom teacher's assistant, 390 00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:36,940 Officer Johnston. 391 00:17:36,970 --> 00:17:39,050 Let's start the day off with some math. 392 00:17:39,070 --> 00:17:42,050 Does anyone understand math? 393 00:17:42,070 --> 00:17:45,490 Who would like to lead the class with some math? 394 00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:54,660 Pandemic! There's a pandemic! You can't make me go to school! 395 00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:57,400 You can't... Arghh! Aaaghh! No, no, no! 396 00:17:57,420 --> 00:17:59,000 Oh, no, no! You can't make me! 397 00:17:59,020 --> 00:18:01,070 I don't know if I can do this, Mitch. 398 00:18:01,090 --> 00:18:03,670 I fucking hate kids. I can't be a teacher. 399 00:18:03,690 --> 00:18:06,470 It's all we got, sir. Let me try. 400 00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:09,580 Kids! Alright! Come on! Let's settle down! 401 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:12,110 Now we're gonna do some fingerpaints. You got that? 402 00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:16,350 You're gonna fingerpaint... "a marsupial of your choice 403 00:18:16,370 --> 00:18:19,290 or a fun thing you did over the summer." 404 00:18:19,310 --> 00:18:21,020 You can't make us stay here! 405 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:23,360 This is a violation of our freedom! Who's with me, guys?! 406 00:18:23,380 --> 00:18:26,130 Now, listen! We're gonna start fingerpaintin' right now! 407 00:18:26,150 --> 00:18:28,600 Oh, my God! I forgot how much it sucks to be around everybody! 408 00:18:28,620 --> 00:18:31,030 I think I'm gonna be sick! All over Kyle! 409 00:18:31,050 --> 00:18:33,030 Bluggggh! 410 00:18:33,060 --> 00:18:34,330 Fuck you! 411 00:18:38,330 --> 00:18:39,540 That's enough! 412 00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:47,540 Got 'im! 413 00:18:57,950 --> 00:18:59,430 And here it is. 414 00:18:59,460 --> 00:19:02,300 This is the pangolin we tracked down in China, 415 00:19:02,330 --> 00:19:05,270 the animal that could lead us to a vaccine. 416 00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:07,210 The mysteries of COVID can be unlocked 417 00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:09,610 by our studies of this creature. 418 00:19:09,630 --> 00:19:12,040 I'll just ask you all to keep a good distance away. 419 00:19:12,070 --> 00:19:15,470 Obviously we can't let anything happen to this pangolin. 420 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:20,120 You see, this pangolin's DNA has mutated, 421 00:19:20,140 --> 00:19:22,560 which is what we believe started it all. 422 00:19:22,580 --> 00:19:24,620 The pangolin has mutated how? 423 00:19:24,650 --> 00:19:26,260 We're not completely sure, 424 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:29,560 but we believe now that something somehow... 425 00:19:29,590 --> 00:19:33,220 got its DNA up into the pangolin. 426 00:19:34,690 --> 00:19:36,470 How exactly could that happen? 427 00:19:36,490 --> 00:19:38,670 Well, i-it's almost like another creature 428 00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:43,840 somehow inserted its DNA up into the pangolin. 429 00:19:43,870 --> 00:19:45,610 Perhaps some other species 430 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:47,150 somehow mated with the pangolin? 431 00:19:47,170 --> 00:19:49,180 Oh, come on! What kind of animal 432 00:19:49,210 --> 00:19:50,680 would have sex with a pangolin? 433 00:19:50,710 --> 00:19:52,790 Yeah! Look how ugly that thing is! 434 00:19:52,810 --> 00:19:54,290 Yeah. Yeah! 435 00:19:54,310 --> 00:19:56,160 Okay. Okay. 436 00:19:56,180 --> 00:19:58,360 Again, what really matters is that we decode 437 00:19:58,380 --> 00:20:00,490 the foreign DNA inside the pangolin. 438 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:03,960 That would be the key to a vaccine, perhaps even a cure. 439 00:20:03,990 --> 00:20:06,300 We have to know what raped the pangolin. 440 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:08,970 Oh. So now it was "rape." 441 00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:11,700 Excuse me, sir. Who are you? 442 00:20:11,730 --> 00:20:14,770 This tour is for scientists that specialize in pandemics. 443 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:17,040 Are you... a pandemic specialist? 444 00:20:17,070 --> 00:20:20,570 Yeah, I'm a pandemic specialist. I'm making one right now. 445 00:20:22,370 --> 00:20:26,020 O-kay. Anyway, if you all follow me now to the micro labs, 446 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:27,890 I can show you the containment system 447 00:20:27,910 --> 00:20:30,890 for once a vaccine is able to be tried. 448 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:47,140 M'kay. M'kay, parents? 449 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,340 Can everyone hear me m'kay? 450 00:20:49,370 --> 00:20:51,240 Everyone listen up. 451 00:20:51,270 --> 00:20:53,680 We don't want anyone to panic, m'kay, 452 00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:57,050 but there has been a COVID exposure here at the school. 453 00:20:58,780 --> 00:21:00,990 M'kay. One of our fourth graders 454 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:04,660 was taken to the hospital a couple hours ago, m'kay? 455 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,660 But we... we think Token's gonna be okay. 456 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,960 Now, due to county protocol, everyone that was in the school 457 00:21:10,990 --> 00:21:13,700 now has to quarantine for two weeks. 458 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,270 So we will be keeping your kids here, 459 00:21:16,290 --> 00:21:18,400 and the teachers will be staying with them. 460 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,980 Alright, students, shut up. 461 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,610 I know this situation is not ideal, 462 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:29,850 but we all have to quarantine together for two weeks. 463 00:21:29,870 --> 00:21:31,450 This is bullshit! 464 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:33,690 You don't want to infect your families, do you? 465 00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:36,090 You were all exposed to a student here 466 00:21:36,110 --> 00:21:38,520 who was taken to the hospital due to COVID. 467 00:21:38,550 --> 00:21:40,060 Yes? 468 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:41,790 Uh, we were there, and Token was actually 469 00:21:41,820 --> 00:21:44,620 taken to the hospital because you guys shot him. 470 00:21:45,790 --> 00:21:47,730 Yes, due to COVID. 471 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:49,940 If it weren't for COVID, all the previous teachers 472 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,400 would have still been here, 473 00:21:51,430 --> 00:21:52,770 we wouldn't have been in the class, 474 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,770 and nobody would have gotten shot. 475 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:57,310 Therefore the young man is in the hospital due to COVID. 476 00:21:57,330 --> 00:21:59,210 It was COVID-related. 477 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:01,380 That doesn't make any sense! 478 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:04,420 And scientists are asking all South Park County residents 479 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,720 to keep an eye out for the creature. 480 00:22:06,740 --> 00:22:08,320 Once again, the pangolin 481 00:22:08,350 --> 00:22:10,460 escaped from the facility yesterday, 482 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:12,990 and many people are fearing the worst. 483 00:22:13,020 --> 00:22:14,490 Scientists say that even though 484 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:16,430 they have samples from the pangolin, 485 00:22:16,450 --> 00:22:19,470 they now don't have what they need for a vaccine. 486 00:22:19,490 --> 00:22:23,000 Yes, you see, what we needed was the foreign DNA 487 00:22:23,030 --> 00:22:25,340 that was up inside the pangolin. 488 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:29,680 It's whatever that DNA was that was our key to a cure. 489 00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:33,980 Hello?! Anyone home?! 490 00:22:38,380 --> 00:22:41,090 Got a delivery here. Needs a signature. 491 00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,990 Oh, okay. 492 00:22:43,010 --> 00:22:44,590 Oh, h-hey. If you're gonna come any closer, 493 00:22:44,610 --> 00:22:47,930 would you mind wearing a, you know, chin diaper? 494 00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:49,950 Oh. Sorry. 495 00:22:51,790 --> 00:22:54,470 Here you go. Just sign right there. 496 00:22:54,490 --> 00:22:56,800 Have a nice day. 497 00:22:56,830 --> 00:23:00,610 Oh, and, hey. I'm really loving the Pandemic Special. 498 00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:03,140 Yeah, thanks. 499 00:23:15,550 --> 00:23:17,860 Why did you send that to me? 500 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:20,730 Ha ha! Because you're a dead man, Marsh! 501 00:23:20,750 --> 00:23:24,200 It's your DNA that they need for a vaccine! Ha ha! 502 00:23:24,220 --> 00:23:26,370 Yeah, I know, but I can't just turn myself in! 503 00:23:26,390 --> 00:23:28,630 This isn't personal, Marsh. It's business. 504 00:23:28,660 --> 00:23:31,970 I'm having you killed, then secretly we'll send your DNA 505 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,240 to the scientists for the vaccine. Ha ha. 506 00:23:34,260 --> 00:23:36,240 This is all your fault, Mickey Mouse! 507 00:23:36,270 --> 00:23:38,180 You made the deal with the devil 508 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:40,550 when you sold your "Mulan" shit to China! 509 00:23:40,570 --> 00:23:43,720 And then you took me out and sold me on how great China was 510 00:23:43,740 --> 00:23:45,820 and how we should all suck their dick! 511 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:50,420 You made me lose my tegridy and anything special that I had... 512 00:23:50,450 --> 00:23:53,160 Special. Wait a minute. 513 00:23:53,180 --> 00:23:54,590 That's it. 514 00:23:54,620 --> 00:23:56,000 What's it? Ha ha. 515 00:23:56,020 --> 00:23:58,600 The special. The Pandemic Special! 516 00:23:58,620 --> 00:24:01,170 That's how we can get my DNA into people! 517 00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:03,200 We can vaccinate them without them even knowing! 518 00:24:03,230 --> 00:24:04,840 What are you talking about? 519 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:06,840 Just give me a couple more days before you have me killed. 520 00:24:06,860 --> 00:24:10,300 I-I think I know a way out of this. 521 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:39,410 Randy? 522 00:24:39,430 --> 00:24:41,610 Shh! Hey, Jimbo. 523 00:24:41,630 --> 00:24:43,380 W-What are you...? 524 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:46,700 It's okay, Jimbo. I think I might have a cure for COVID. 525 00:24:51,980 --> 00:24:54,710 You're just gonna have to trust me, okay? 526 00:25:03,690 --> 00:25:05,290 Ohhhhhhh. 527 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,240 - Uh... Uh... - Shh! 528 00:25:13,260 --> 00:25:15,610 This is gonna be great. - No, uh... [Muffled] 529 00:25:15,630 --> 00:25:17,780 It's okay. It's okay. Just breathe. 530 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,080 Br-e-e-e-eathe. 531 00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:20,850 It's okay. 532 00:25:20,870 --> 00:25:22,240 It's okay. Breathe. 533 00:25:36,390 --> 00:25:38,000 We miss ya, honey! 534 00:25:38,020 --> 00:25:40,320 We can't wait for quarantine to be over! Heh. 535 00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,180 Your meal is over! 536 00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,170 Back to your class! 537 00:25:55,970 --> 00:25:58,950 Alright. Group 5, it's now mealtime! 538 00:25:58,980 --> 00:26:01,580 Come in but keep your social distance! 539 00:26:02,750 --> 00:26:06,950 Yeah, that's good social distancing. Real good. 540 00:26:08,390 --> 00:26:11,960 March 16th! It was March 16th! 541 00:26:11,990 --> 00:26:14,130 That's how long it's been! 542 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:15,740 It was supposed to be a party! 543 00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:17,970 A big, happy gathering at Build-A-Bear 544 00:26:17,990 --> 00:26:21,340 to celebrate me being a big boy at the dentist! 545 00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:23,240 Then they shut it all down. 546 00:26:23,270 --> 00:26:25,310 They said I'd have to wait until April. 547 00:26:25,340 --> 00:26:28,010 And then it was May. And then they said wait until summer! 548 00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:30,180 It's fucking October now! 549 00:26:30,210 --> 00:26:32,090 Why doesn't anyone tell me the truth?! 550 00:26:32,110 --> 00:26:33,850 That I'm never going to Build-A-Bear! 551 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:36,220 That I'm never going ever again! 552 00:26:36,250 --> 00:26:37,960 Butters, Butters, you gotta calm down. 553 00:26:37,980 --> 00:26:39,560 I'm never going to Build-A-Bear, am I?! 554 00:26:39,580 --> 00:26:42,230 Oh, hey, Teachers. Sorry. W-Wait. I'm sorry. 555 00:26:42,250 --> 00:26:45,890 I don't need to go to Build-A-Bear! Fellas? 556 00:26:55,290 --> 00:26:57,600 Randy. Where are the car keys? 557 00:26:57,630 --> 00:26:58,870 Randy! 558 00:26:58,890 --> 00:27:00,200 Huh? Uh... What? What? 559 00:27:00,230 --> 00:27:02,170 Where are the car keys? 560 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:05,010 They're probably in my pants pocket. Why? 561 00:27:05,030 --> 00:27:07,310 I have to get over to the hospital. 562 00:27:07,340 --> 00:27:09,050 The hospital? For what? 563 00:27:09,070 --> 00:27:12,370 It's Jimbo. Doctor said he's better, so I can take him home. 564 00:27:13,410 --> 00:27:15,790 - Jimbo's better? - They said he doesn't have 565 00:27:15,810 --> 00:27:18,990 any symptoms, and his tests are showing negative. 566 00:27:19,010 --> 00:27:21,390 Holy shit. 567 00:27:26,420 --> 00:27:29,360 It works. It can help! 568 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:51,520 Oh, boy. 569 00:27:58,220 --> 00:27:59,900 Kyle, I need to talk to you. 570 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:02,000 Hey, dude. I'm really worried... 571 00:28:02,020 --> 00:28:04,770 about Butters. I think he's sick. 572 00:28:04,790 --> 00:28:06,270 You think he got the virus? 573 00:28:06,290 --> 00:28:08,040 No! It's all the other stuff. 574 00:28:08,060 --> 00:28:10,240 The isolation and the uncertainty. 575 00:28:10,260 --> 00:28:11,880 I'm just really worried what all the stuff 576 00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:14,580 around COVID is doing to some kids. 577 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,410 You know, not every kid is like us. 578 00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:19,850 There's some kids who really can't take it anymore. 579 00:28:19,870 --> 00:28:21,220 I know. This bullshit sucks. 580 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:22,620 But Butters'll be okay. 581 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:24,190 And what if he's not? 582 00:28:24,210 --> 00:28:26,690 What if Butters is actually starting to lose his mind? 583 00:28:26,710 --> 00:28:29,430 What if he feels his body shutting down right now? 584 00:28:29,450 --> 00:28:31,030 You really think it's that bad? 585 00:28:31,050 --> 00:28:32,930 It's time for us to ask for help, 586 00:28:32,950 --> 00:28:34,300 from someone who has more authority 587 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,430 at this school than these cops. 588 00:28:41,730 --> 00:28:43,940 Mr. President! The CDC is on the line. 589 00:28:43,970 --> 00:28:45,610 They need to speak with you urgently! 590 00:28:45,630 --> 00:28:48,610 Tell them to suck my asshole. 591 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:50,650 Mr. President, Dr. Fauci is on line two, 592 00:28:50,670 --> 00:28:52,880 and FDA chief is on line three. 593 00:28:52,910 --> 00:28:55,550 Ooh! Tell Fauci to shove it up his ass 594 00:28:55,580 --> 00:28:59,060 and let the FDA chief know he can eat shit off my balls. 595 00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:01,630 Sir! Sir, you have an urgent call on line four 596 00:29:01,650 --> 00:29:04,190 from a Mr. Slave. 597 00:29:05,420 --> 00:29:07,630 Mr. Slave? 598 00:29:07,660 --> 00:29:09,400 Okay, go! Go, go, go! 599 00:29:11,430 --> 00:29:15,570 Yes? This is the President of the entire United States. 600 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:17,770 Uh, hi. It's Stan Marsh. 601 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:20,280 Stan Marsh? Where's Mr. Slave? 602 00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:21,680 I'm sorry. We had to get your attention. 603 00:29:21,700 --> 00:29:23,410 Listen, we're being kept at the school, 604 00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,520 and one of the students here is really sick. 605 00:29:25,540 --> 00:29:27,920 Oh, for Pete's sake, here we go again. 606 00:29:27,940 --> 00:29:30,120 Just deal with it. I am busy. 607 00:29:30,140 --> 00:29:31,420 No, no, Mr. President, please! 608 00:29:31,450 --> 00:29:32,790 You gotta come back to South Park. 609 00:29:32,810 --> 00:29:34,420 Our teachers are shooting people! 610 00:29:34,450 --> 00:29:36,030 Everyone's arguing, and... and there's a facility 611 00:29:36,050 --> 00:29:37,660 outside of town that found the pangolin 612 00:29:37,690 --> 00:29:39,000 and are working on a vaccine. 613 00:29:39,020 --> 00:29:41,000 You might be able to stop the pandemic! 614 00:29:41,020 --> 00:29:43,930 Why would I do that? 615 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:45,340 Huh? 616 00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,340 Stan, this is gonna be very difficult 617 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:48,810 for a child to understand, 618 00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:51,610 but I made a promise to the American people... 619 00:29:51,630 --> 00:29:54,280 to get rid of all the Mexicans. 620 00:29:54,300 --> 00:29:58,280 But the pandemic isn't just killing Mexicans. 621 00:29:58,310 --> 00:29:59,950 It's killing a lot of them. 622 00:29:59,970 --> 00:30:02,150 I've gone over the statistics, Stan. 623 00:30:02,180 --> 00:30:04,860 All I have to do now is sort of guide the avalanche 624 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,890 in right direction, and I'm fulfilling my promises 625 00:30:06,910 --> 00:30:08,560 to the American People. 626 00:30:08,580 --> 00:30:11,450 I was doing a crap job until this pandemic happened. 627 00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:15,400 You're just going to sit there and not do anything? 628 00:30:15,420 --> 00:30:18,000 I am going to actively not do anything. 629 00:30:18,030 --> 00:30:21,040 And you can eat shit off my balls and die. 630 00:30:22,060 --> 00:30:23,840 God dammit! 631 00:30:31,340 --> 00:30:32,850 Okay, there you go. 632 00:30:32,870 --> 00:30:34,320 That's all I can sell you right now. 633 00:30:34,340 --> 00:30:36,420 Just make sure you smoke it, okay? 634 00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:38,860 Enjoy the special. 635 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,590 H-Hang on, guys! 636 00:30:40,620 --> 00:30:43,890 I gotta prep some more. Just give me like four minutes. 637 00:30:49,260 --> 00:30:50,370 Randy?! 638 00:30:50,390 --> 00:30:51,440 Oh! Randy! 639 00:30:51,460 --> 00:30:52,900 Just... what?! 640 00:30:52,930 --> 00:30:54,770 Randy, you've gotta get in here! 641 00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,870 I'm doing something important, Sharon! 642 00:30:56,900 --> 00:30:58,410 People need this right now! 643 00:30:58,430 --> 00:31:02,010 Come upstairs. Something's wrong with Jimbo! 644 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:04,380 He's just been sleeping for days. 645 00:31:04,410 --> 00:31:06,550 They said he was getting better. 646 00:31:06,570 --> 00:31:08,550 Last night, his fever came back. 647 00:31:08,580 --> 00:31:11,760 And then a few hours ago, this thing appeared on his face. 648 00:31:11,780 --> 00:31:13,790 What thing? 649 00:31:18,750 --> 00:31:21,230 Jimbo's never been able to grow a mustache. 650 00:31:21,260 --> 00:31:24,130 Huh. That's weird. 651 00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:25,440 Should I call the doctor? 652 00:31:25,460 --> 00:31:27,470 No! No, no, no! Don't call the doctor! 653 00:31:27,500 --> 00:31:30,570 They're busy. These are unprecedented times. 654 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:33,310 W-We have no idea what caused this. 655 00:31:33,330 --> 00:31:35,310 Special... 656 00:31:35,340 --> 00:31:36,610 What, Jimbo? 657 00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:40,050 Pandemic... uh... Special... 658 00:31:40,070 --> 00:31:42,290 Why's he talking about your special? 659 00:31:42,310 --> 00:31:44,090 Everyone's talking about the special, Sharon. 660 00:31:44,110 --> 00:31:46,220 It's a big deal. He obviously needs it right now. 661 00:31:46,250 --> 00:31:48,280 I'm gonna get the thermometer. 662 00:31:49,150 --> 00:31:50,560 Just fucking shut up! 663 00:31:50,590 --> 00:31:52,160 You have no idea if it's because of the special! 664 00:31:52,190 --> 00:31:53,560 You could just be sick again 665 00:31:53,590 --> 00:31:55,100 'cause you're a fat fucking alcoholic, 666 00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:57,270 and I am not going to jail for you! 667 00:32:02,300 --> 00:32:05,410 And you say you've never had a mustache before? 668 00:32:05,430 --> 00:32:06,810 No! Never! 669 00:32:06,830 --> 00:32:08,580 It just came outta nowhere! 670 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,510 How can this happen, doctor? 671 00:32:10,540 --> 00:32:13,180 Have you put anything toxic in your body lately? 672 00:32:13,210 --> 00:32:15,090 Any drugs or alcohol? 673 00:32:15,110 --> 00:32:17,390 No! I mean... 674 00:32:17,410 --> 00:32:20,190 I've enjoyed a little of the Pandemic Special... 675 00:32:20,210 --> 00:32:22,090 Oh, no, no no. That... That's totally fine. 676 00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:23,390 Doctor! 677 00:32:23,420 --> 00:32:25,400 You better come to the emergency room! 678 00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,170 Holy shit. 679 00:32:39,430 --> 00:32:40,710 Another strain of COVID, 680 00:32:40,740 --> 00:32:43,150 or simply more COVID-related symptoms? 681 00:32:43,170 --> 00:32:45,820 A reported one in 10 people in Park County 682 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:49,690 are experiencing mustaches and nobody seems to know why. 683 00:32:49,710 --> 00:32:52,390 The mayor has called for help from infectious disease experts, 684 00:32:52,410 --> 00:32:54,160 and Dr. Anthony Fauci arrived 685 00:32:54,180 --> 00:32:56,890 at South Park Hospital today to give his advice. 686 00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:59,360 We aren't sure why some people are getting a mustache 687 00:32:59,390 --> 00:33:02,070 and some aren't, but we have to do all we can 688 00:33:02,090 --> 00:33:04,130 to avoid it becoming fashionable. 689 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:07,040 Will our chin diapers keep us safe? 690 00:33:07,060 --> 00:33:10,970 Yes, but we must wear them where the mustache would be. 691 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,470 We need to wear them over our mouth and nose. 692 00:33:15,940 --> 00:33:17,410 Are you out of your mind? 693 00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:20,250 You expect people to wear a diaper over their nose? 694 00:33:20,270 --> 00:33:23,390 That's disgusting. Fuck you, Fauci! 695 00:33:23,410 --> 00:33:26,060 Citizens are asked to stay indoors 696 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:27,590 and just try and relax 697 00:33:27,620 --> 00:33:30,260 and maybe enjoy some of the Pandemic Special. 698 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:32,450 No! Shit! 699 00:33:52,290 --> 00:33:53,630 Nice. 700 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,380 Butters...? Butters? 701 00:34:08,410 --> 00:34:09,980 Wha? Don't worry. 702 00:34:10,010 --> 00:34:11,520 I'm going to save you! 703 00:34:11,540 --> 00:34:13,510 Okay. Save me from what? 704 00:34:15,980 --> 00:34:17,320 Guys! Guys! 705 00:34:18,850 --> 00:34:20,330 What? Who is it? 706 00:34:20,350 --> 00:34:23,300 You guys, we have to get Butters out of here. 707 00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,530 Who else can we call, Stan? 708 00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:27,700 No. We have to get him out of here... now. 709 00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:29,970 We need to take him to Build-A-Bear. 710 00:34:29,990 --> 00:34:31,400 Are you nuts? 711 00:34:31,430 --> 00:34:33,740 He has to go out and do something normal! 712 00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:35,910 Stan, Build-A-Bear is currently by appointment only. 713 00:34:35,930 --> 00:34:38,380 And a only maximum party of four can visit at one time. 714 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:39,980 We can't sit around and wait for people 715 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,180 to figure things out, okay?! 716 00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:42,580 It's not gonna happen. 717 00:34:42,610 --> 00:34:44,050 They just keep taking everything from him 718 00:34:44,070 --> 00:34:45,890 and saying it's for his own good. 719 00:34:45,910 --> 00:34:48,890 But who's to say he can't go out and have a little goddamn fun?! 720 00:34:48,910 --> 00:34:50,190 If we want things to go back to normal, 721 00:34:50,210 --> 00:34:51,590 then we just gotta go do it! 722 00:34:51,620 --> 00:34:53,330 Stan's right. If we want things 723 00:34:53,350 --> 00:34:55,530 to go back to normal, we have to do it ourselves. 724 00:34:55,550 --> 00:34:57,100 They're just gonna keep making more restrictions 725 00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:58,900 and more rules, and who's gonna fight 726 00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,330 to go back to the way things were? 727 00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:01,900 I sure as hell will! 728 00:35:01,930 --> 00:35:03,900 We can make things normal for Butters again 729 00:35:03,930 --> 00:35:05,510 and make school the way it was. 730 00:35:05,530 --> 00:35:07,910 The way it was! Online, in our own rooms! 731 00:35:07,930 --> 00:35:09,210 Wait. What? 732 00:35:09,230 --> 00:35:11,440 No, in a class, with real teachers! 733 00:35:11,470 --> 00:35:13,710 Wait. What? What normal are you talking about? 734 00:35:13,740 --> 00:35:15,720 I'm talking about normal, like back in March. 735 00:35:15,740 --> 00:35:17,180 What normal are you talking about? 736 00:35:17,210 --> 00:35:18,720 I'm talking about normal like three days ago 737 00:35:18,740 --> 00:35:19,920 when everything was awesome. 738 00:35:19,940 --> 00:35:21,390 Look, it doesn't matter. 739 00:35:21,410 --> 00:35:24,350 We just gotta break the fuck outta here. 740 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:35,570 Timmy! 741 00:35:42,930 --> 00:35:46,250 The new outbreak in South Park is spreading rapidly, 742 00:35:46,270 --> 00:35:47,980 and as highways into town close 743 00:35:48,010 --> 00:35:50,220 and governments consider a full lockdown, 744 00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:52,490 one question is on everyone's mind... 745 00:35:52,510 --> 00:35:54,790 Where is the damn pangolin? 746 00:35:54,810 --> 00:35:57,090 Some speculate the pangolin took its own life 747 00:35:57,110 --> 00:35:59,660 while others think that... Sorry. 748 00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:01,590 Sorry, we're getting some breaking news! 749 00:36:01,620 --> 00:36:02,930 Oh, God. 750 00:36:02,950 --> 00:36:04,760 Students at South Park Elementary School 751 00:36:04,790 --> 00:36:07,670 have broken quarantine and are now out on the loose! 752 00:36:07,690 --> 00:36:10,240 The fugitives broke out sometime last night. 753 00:36:10,260 --> 00:36:12,740 Teachers are reporting there's no cause for alarm 754 00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:15,510 except that these children have all been exposed to COVID 755 00:36:15,530 --> 00:36:18,680 and could Be running around spreading mustaches right now! 756 00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,020 Super spreaders! 757 00:36:26,710 --> 00:36:29,120 One can of shaving cream per family! 758 00:36:31,380 --> 00:36:32,660 Butters?! 759 00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,330 Butters, you get back to quarantine 760 00:36:34,350 --> 00:36:36,200 or you are gonna be grounded! 761 00:36:36,220 --> 00:36:37,760 Hey, Stotch! 762 00:36:37,790 --> 00:36:39,630 You heard what the scientist said! 763 00:36:39,660 --> 00:36:42,200 Get your diaper up over your mustache area! 764 00:36:42,230 --> 00:36:45,340 I'm not wearing a damn diaper over my nose! 765 00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:47,110 Don't you care about people?! 766 00:36:47,130 --> 00:36:49,600 Yeah, we care way more about what's right than you do, bitch! 767 00:36:56,970 --> 00:37:00,220 For Christ's sake... the entire town is in chaos! 768 00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:03,790 How the hell did you let those kids out of quarantine?! 769 00:37:03,810 --> 00:37:05,890 Don't blame this on us teachers! 770 00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:08,330 You opened the school and gave us barely enough resources 771 00:37:08,350 --> 00:37:09,900 to do our job! 772 00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:12,470 Everyone is terrified of catching something 773 00:37:12,490 --> 00:37:14,030 from these super spreaders! 774 00:37:14,060 --> 00:37:16,070 Well, I don't know what you're gonna do, Mayor. 775 00:37:16,090 --> 00:37:17,900 You took all our funding away. 776 00:37:17,930 --> 00:37:20,670 You said our equipment was too extreme. 777 00:37:20,700 --> 00:37:24,040 Now, if we had some of that stuff back... 778 00:37:24,070 --> 00:37:25,940 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Tsst-tst-tst! 779 00:37:26,940 --> 00:37:29,520 We certainly don't want you teachers 780 00:37:29,540 --> 00:37:32,520 to be without every resource available. 781 00:37:32,540 --> 00:37:35,050 I'll write an executive order to get you 782 00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:36,860 everything you need. 783 00:37:40,020 --> 00:37:43,360 Boys... we are back in business! 784 00:37:43,390 --> 00:37:45,330 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 785 00:37:58,900 --> 00:38:01,750 Possible COVID exposure at four o'clock! 786 00:38:03,710 --> 00:38:05,450 You there! 787 00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:08,890 You are violating a mandated safer-inside order! 788 00:38:08,910 --> 00:38:11,960 Put down the snowball and get back to quarantine! 789 00:38:14,050 --> 00:38:15,460 We've got a runner! 790 00:38:27,260 --> 00:38:28,780 Okay, all clear. 791 00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,480 Come on. Go, go, go! 792 00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:32,480 All right, you ready to have some fun, Butters? 793 00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:34,650 I sure am, fellas! Okay! 794 00:38:34,670 --> 00:38:38,120 Shit, shit, get back! Back, back, back, back! 795 00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:43,860 Okay, all good. Come on. 796 00:38:47,150 --> 00:38:49,460 Dude, we made it! 797 00:38:49,490 --> 00:38:51,860 Butters, Butters... look! 798 00:38:51,890 --> 00:38:54,400 Whoa! 799 00:38:54,420 --> 00:38:55,670 Is it really for reals? 800 00:38:55,690 --> 00:38:57,000 Yeah, it's real. Come on! 801 00:38:57,030 --> 00:38:58,730 We got an appointment! 802 00:39:00,530 --> 00:39:02,640 Oh. Hey, excuse me. We have an appointment. 803 00:39:02,670 --> 00:39:04,480 Oh, no, sorry. We're closed. 804 00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:05,950 But I called. 805 00:39:05,970 --> 00:39:07,780 You said you were open today for appointments! 806 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,180 Yeah, we had to shut down again! 807 00:39:09,210 --> 00:39:11,420 Somebody came into the store with a mustache. 808 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:12,920 A mustache? 809 00:39:12,940 --> 00:39:15,190 Please, my friend has to build a bear. 810 00:39:15,210 --> 00:39:17,590 I'm sorry! These are unprecedented times! 811 00:39:17,610 --> 00:39:19,430 Oh, just give us one minute! 812 00:39:19,450 --> 00:39:20,890 Oh, good job, Stan! 813 00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:22,700 Thanks for getting my hopes up, you asshole! 814 00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:25,000 Come on, dude, we better get outta here before we're spotted. 815 00:39:25,020 --> 00:39:26,900 We can't go. What do you mean? 816 00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:29,170 We don't have a choice. We're gonna have to break in. 817 00:39:29,190 --> 00:39:30,470 And then do what? 818 00:39:30,490 --> 00:39:31,970 And then build him a bear! 819 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,640 Without any employees? 820 00:39:33,660 --> 00:39:35,540 What, do you expect us to just... build our own bear? 821 00:39:35,570 --> 00:39:37,610 If we have to, yes. 822 00:39:37,630 --> 00:39:39,850 Dude, you need people to help you do the stuffing and the closing. 823 00:39:39,870 --> 00:39:41,480 You don't... You don't actually build your own bear... 824 00:39:41,510 --> 00:39:45,020 I don't care! I'm not following the rules anymore. 825 00:39:50,710 --> 00:39:52,360 What the hell are you doing? 826 00:39:52,380 --> 00:39:54,190 I just gotta take all the Pandemic Special 827 00:39:54,220 --> 00:39:55,860 over to Thompson Lake and dump it. 828 00:39:55,890 --> 00:39:57,200 Dump it?! 829 00:39:57,220 --> 00:39:59,870 Why are you worrying about this right now?! 830 00:39:59,890 --> 00:40:02,240 Because the Pandemic Special needs to end. 831 00:40:02,260 --> 00:40:03,670 A special has to end, Sharon, 832 00:40:03,690 --> 00:40:05,970 or else it's not really a "special," is it? 833 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,510 God dammit, Randy, our son is out in this chaos! 834 00:40:09,530 --> 00:40:11,510 This is not the time for you to be dealing with 835 00:40:11,540 --> 00:40:13,310 your fucking marijuana! 836 00:40:13,340 --> 00:40:15,920 Somebody's gotta find him! 837 00:40:15,940 --> 00:40:18,690 No, no! Okay! Okay, okay, hold on, I'm coming! 838 00:40:18,710 --> 00:40:21,020 Maybe we can just stop the special by the lake on the way. 839 00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:23,780 Fuck you! 840 00:40:34,530 --> 00:40:37,340 Here we are, Butters! Look... you made it! 841 00:40:37,370 --> 00:40:38,850 Oh, boy! Is this a dream? 842 00:40:38,870 --> 00:40:40,580 No, it's not a dream! 843 00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:42,950 We are really here, and we are gonna build you a bear! 844 00:40:42,970 --> 00:40:44,580 Which one you want? You want the panda? 845 00:40:44,610 --> 00:40:46,090 You want the Bronco koala? 846 00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:47,790 The Cabellero Grizzly. 847 00:40:47,810 --> 00:40:49,490 Cabellero Grizzly. 848 00:40:49,510 --> 00:40:52,930 Okay, we just find the shell, and the, uh... the outfit... 849 00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:55,430 Stan you really need employee assistance with this. 850 00:40:55,450 --> 00:40:58,100 It's gonna fucking work! Just fucking shut up! 851 00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:00,030 Okay. Okay, Butters look! 852 00:41:00,060 --> 00:41:01,530 We're gonna put the stuffing in! 853 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:03,200 Wow! 854 00:41:03,230 --> 00:41:04,600 Okay, uh, um... 855 00:41:08,870 --> 00:41:11,440 Aaaah! God! 856 00:41:11,470 --> 00:41:13,380 It's okay! We can start over! We can start over! 857 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,950 There's a do-over machine right over there! Look! 858 00:41:23,180 --> 00:41:24,620 Stanley! 859 00:41:24,650 --> 00:41:26,560 St-a-a-a-a-an! 860 00:41:26,580 --> 00:41:28,400 What if he's dead, Randy?! 861 00:41:28,420 --> 00:41:30,030 He's not dead, Sharon. 862 00:41:30,050 --> 00:41:32,330 Then why hasn't he even called?! 863 00:41:34,390 --> 00:41:37,070 Hey, can we have some of that Pandemic Special? 864 00:41:37,090 --> 00:41:38,310 No! 865 00:41:38,330 --> 00:41:40,570 Nobody needs the special right now! 866 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:43,680 It's not helping! 867 00:41:43,700 --> 00:41:45,410 Oh, my God. 868 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,200 Oh, God, no. What?! 869 00:41:49,610 --> 00:41:52,890 They got Applebee's, too. 870 00:41:52,910 --> 00:41:55,520 Drive me back to the farm, Sharon. 871 00:41:55,550 --> 00:41:57,590 I need to get something. 872 00:42:03,850 --> 00:42:05,890 God dammit! 873 00:42:12,460 --> 00:42:14,010 Dude, just let it go. 874 00:42:14,030 --> 00:42:16,410 No, Kyle, we can't let Butters down! 875 00:42:16,430 --> 00:42:18,750 Stan, are you sure this is about Butters? 876 00:42:18,770 --> 00:42:21,210 'Cause you seem really desperate to build a bear. 877 00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:23,380 Attention protesting looters! 878 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,220 Protesting slash looting is a violation 879 00:42:29,250 --> 00:42:30,920 of the mayor's health order. 880 00:42:30,950 --> 00:42:32,630 You have five minutes to come out 881 00:42:32,650 --> 00:42:35,030 or we will have to take action. 882 00:42:36,650 --> 00:42:38,200 We gotta surrender, fellas! 883 00:42:38,220 --> 00:42:39,900 I'm honestly not having that much fun anyways. 884 00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:41,700 No! I'm not giving up! 885 00:42:41,730 --> 00:42:43,740 All right, that was about five minutes. 886 00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:45,910 Okay, boys, light 'em up! 887 00:42:55,270 --> 00:42:56,420 Wait! 888 00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,840 Everyone just stop! 889 00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:03,190 Who the hell is that? 890 00:43:03,210 --> 00:43:07,450 I have something that might change all of this. 891 00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:13,800 It's the pangolin! Look! 892 00:43:13,820 --> 00:43:15,340 He found it! The pangolin! 893 00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:16,940 He's found it! 894 00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:19,940 This is what you've all been looking for, right? 895 00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:21,470 Well, here! 896 00:43:21,500 --> 00:43:24,810 Go ahead and do all the tests you want on it. 897 00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:26,780 You'll find out... 898 00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:28,950 everything you need to know. 899 00:43:32,180 --> 00:43:34,320 Oh, no! You're not ending this pandemic! 900 00:43:34,350 --> 00:43:36,180 Hey! Cartman, no! 901 00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,630 Don't do it, Cartman! That thing is our only chance. 902 00:43:40,650 --> 00:43:43,300 Your only chance! For your normal, not mine! 903 00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,600 I am not going back to school! 904 00:43:45,620 --> 00:43:48,670 You guys were right, okay? 905 00:43:48,690 --> 00:43:50,500 This hasn't been about Butters. 906 00:43:50,530 --> 00:43:52,470 I've been acting like this because I can't take 907 00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:53,810 these shutdowns anymore, 908 00:43:53,830 --> 00:43:55,540 and I'm scared what it's doing to me. 909 00:43:55,570 --> 00:43:57,010 I'm looking for who to blame. 910 00:43:57,030 --> 00:43:58,550 Saying I'm trying to help people 911 00:43:58,570 --> 00:44:00,780 to make myself feel better, because the truth is... 912 00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,980 I just want to have fun again. 913 00:44:03,010 --> 00:44:05,790 I wanted to see that I could go out in the world 914 00:44:05,810 --> 00:44:08,660 and do things that I used to do, but I can't. 915 00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:10,660 I'm not any better, and I don't care any more 916 00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:12,190 than anyone else. 917 00:44:12,220 --> 00:44:16,700 And I did all this because I just want my life back. 918 00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:19,330 I just want my life back... 919 00:44:39,780 --> 00:44:42,190 I don't believe it. 920 00:44:42,210 --> 00:44:44,660 So... So what happens now? 921 00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:46,530 Now we have hope. 922 00:44:46,550 --> 00:44:49,900 We've learned that we might never get back to our old lives, 923 00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:53,200 but by working together, we just might find a new way to... 924 00:44:53,220 --> 00:44:56,170 Aargh! Ohh! 925 00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:06,210 Don't forget to get out and vote, everybody! 926 00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:09,340 Big election coming up. 927 00:45:19,780 --> 00:45:22,030 And since the students broke quarantine, 928 00:45:22,050 --> 00:45:24,700 all South Park residents are now exposed 929 00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:29,240 and under complete lockdown for the unforeseeable future. 930 00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:38,550 How do I even begin to apologize? 931 00:45:38,570 --> 00:45:41,150 You guys we were right. 932 00:45:41,170 --> 00:45:45,590 I think all the marijuana really did go to my head. 933 00:45:45,610 --> 00:45:51,730 You said it... a drug is a drug, and I'm not who I used to be. 934 00:45:51,750 --> 00:45:54,830 It's time for me to own up to everything. 935 00:45:54,850 --> 00:45:58,830 It's time everyone knew what started this pandemic. 936 00:46:02,290 --> 00:46:06,910 Hey, Sharon, I need to talk to you. 937 00:46:06,930 --> 00:46:09,680 I'm not as strong as you are, Sharon. 938 00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:13,340 I can't deal with hard times the way that you can. 939 00:46:15,670 --> 00:46:19,210 If you're ready to talk, I'm ready to listen, Randy. 940 00:46:21,780 --> 00:46:24,590 What? 941 00:46:24,620 --> 00:46:27,830 You want nothing to do with the Pandemic Special. 942 00:46:27,850 --> 00:46:31,130 No. I don't smoke marijuana, Randy. 943 00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:33,670 Uh-huh. 944 00:46:33,690 --> 00:46:35,700 What did you want to talk to me about? 945 00:46:35,730 --> 00:46:40,710 I just... think maybe I'm gonna do a few more specials. 946 00:46:40,730 --> 00:46:44,400 You got some shit on your face.