1 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:36,995 M I lita ry 2 00:00:37,079 --> 00:00:40,165 the 18 different weapons in Chinese martial arts 3 00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:44,878 were founded by the sun wu father and son during the warring states period. 4 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:48,006 There are the nine long and the nine short weapons. 5 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:53,971 The long ones are the spear, halberd, long stick, fork, 6 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:59,768 palm-shaped Lance, finger-shaped Lance, horned fork, rake, spiked bat. 7 00:00:59,851 --> 00:01:06,191 The short ones are the sabre, sword, crutch, axe, 8 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:12,739 whip, cudgel, hammer, claw, hook. 9 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:17,452 The king of short weapons is none other than the sabre. 10 00:01:17,536 --> 00:01:19,538 But because the sabre is a short weapon. 11 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:22,583 "The shorter the weapon, the riskier it is." 12 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:28,171 Compared to a long weapon, it has its disadvantages. 13 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:31,091 It is best to use it for close-range combat only. 14 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:35,804 The sabre user must be prepared to risk his own life. 15 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:40,392 He also has to be aggressive and attacking to stand a chance of victory. 16 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:42,978 Hence the term deadly single sabre. 17 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:46,523 Deadly single sabre 18 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:50,611 spear is the king of armed force and the head of long weapons. 19 00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:55,198 But the most lethal part of a spear is only at its point, a six-inch sharp blade. 20 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:58,285 It is best used for long-range combat. 21 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:04,124 A spear resembles a swift dragon - when attacking, it has to kill. 22 00:02:04,207 --> 00:02:06,335 Hence the term lethal spear. 23 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:07,753 Lethal spear 24 00:02:56,718 --> 00:03:00,514 Production manager: Guy lai ying-chau written by: Raymond wong, Raymond lai wai-man 25 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:13,068 Starring leung kar-yan guest starring Dean shek 26 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:17,255 also starring Lee hoi sang, huang ha, Peter chan Mars, Billy chan, ho pak-kwong, sai chai 27 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:22,285 Karl maka, to siu ming, I am ching-ying, che wing-ming, a kau, yuen miu, li yin-wan 28 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:28,709 cinematography: Ming ho lighting: Fung liu editor: Tony chow kwok—chung 29 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:34,798 assistant action directors yuen biao, I am ching-ying, Billy chan 30 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:46,685 Directed by lau kar-wing 31 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:49,563 king of sabres 32 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:51,273 don't run! 33 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:53,942 I want a wind-catcher. 34 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:56,611 - How many do you want? - Two please. 35 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:02,284 Wind-catcher for sale! 36 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:09,708 Dog face, someone sent me this panel today. 37 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:12,252 I think it'll suit you more. 38 00:04:13,962 --> 00:04:17,549 You're smart, all the good sabres in the country are made by me. 39 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:20,510 King of sabres is an appropriate title for me. 40 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:26,349 Don't get me wrong. I'm giving it to you to burn as firewood. 41 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:29,811 No, don't waste it. 42 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:33,565 Let me hang it up. 43 00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:40,572 I should remind you, if you hang it up, you'll never have a quiet moment. 44 00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:43,742 The busier I get, the harder I work. 45 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:55,170 I'm the king of sabres. 46 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:58,840 King of sabres? I'll chop. 47 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:01,635 - Impressive! - That's nothing! 48 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:07,724 I've not drawn blood yet. 49 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:11,394 - Do you know who I am? - I don't even know who I am. 50 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:14,105 I'm the cloud sabre, pak chow. 51 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:19,069 Since you call yourself the king of sabres, I'd like to challenge you! 52 00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:23,198 Master pak, you got the wrong idea. I'm only a blacksmith, making sabres. 53 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:26,576 Hey! How come I've learned that the king of sabres lived here? 54 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:29,287 You're right! Are you looking for him? 55 00:05:29,371 --> 00:05:33,208 I'll go and get him, please wait here. 56 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:34,668 Wait here. 57 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:41,633 Something has gone wrong. 58 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:52,853 Silk for sale. 59 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:11,913 Old man, where is the king of sabres of this village? 60 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:15,876 Brother, may I know why you're looking for him? 61 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:19,963 Everyone says the king of sabres is invincible. 62 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:23,800 I want to try his sabre skills. 63 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:25,719 So what if you win? 64 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:32,893 Then I'll be famous and respectable. I can have whatever I want. 65 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:38,857 Ambitious guy. Young men should all be like you. 66 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:41,234 - Do you read? - A little. 67 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:43,111 Look there. 68 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:45,488 Do you know those two characters? 69 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:49,326 - "Sabre king". - Does the guy underneath look like one? 70 00:06:52,704 --> 00:06:54,539 Yes, very much. 71 00:06:54,623 --> 00:06:57,083 Then what are you waiting for? 72 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:17,228 - What are you doing here? - Cutting grass. 73 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:21,733 Waiter, get me a bowl of noodles. 74 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:26,529 Also, that guy talks a lot. 75 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:29,366 All talk and no action. Don't be fooled by him. 76 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:32,994 I'm not here to listen to his story. 77 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:43,088 - You are... - Shut up, I'm here to challenge you. 78 00:07:46,257 --> 00:07:48,426 I am... 79 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:52,889 You're below, I'm above. Enough talking, let's fight! 80 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:01,189 - Let go. - Why must I? 81 00:08:01,272 --> 00:08:03,066 - Not letting go? - No! 82 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:09,990 Is it your turn to cut the grass? 83 00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:11,449 I'll cut your head next! 84 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:29,384 I'll cut your mouth and let you bleed to death. 85 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:39,185 What did you take my sabre for? 86 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:43,606 I just wanted to know how heavy it was. You can have it back. 87 00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:49,195 Have you finished the sabre I asked you to make? 88 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:51,406 - Yes! - Show it to me. 89 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:55,744 It's here. 90 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:19,059 - Not bad, not bad. - Who are you? 91 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:21,728 Who have you two come looking for? 92 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:23,646 The king of sabres. 93 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:27,817 He's him? 94 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:35,533 King of sabres, don't you leave. I'll go and get my brother. 95 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,161 What about you? 96 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,872 I'll go and tell my granny. 97 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:48,254 Old man, I've been working day and night to finish this sabre. 98 00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:50,048 - Tomorrow is the day... - What day? 99 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:51,174 14th July. 100 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:54,761 Oh yes. I would have forgotten if you didn't remind me. 101 00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:58,306 Why did you choose to duel on a ghost festival? 102 00:09:58,389 --> 00:10:00,517 You want to perform for the ghosts? 103 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,603 Let me tell you why. We chose that day deliberately because if we die 104 00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:06,940 there'll be a lot of people burning paper money for us. 105 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:09,067 Then I'll be a wealthy ghost. 106 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:20,036 All are happy 107 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:27,502 Please take a seat inside. 108 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:36,427 - No loyalty, no filial piety. - Kill. 109 00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:38,096 - No humanity, no morality. - Kill. 110 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:39,931 - _ from ages eight to eighty. - Kill. 111 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:42,225 - Big ones, little ones. - Kill them all. 112 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:46,479 - Rather kill wrongly... - Than not at all. 113 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:49,125 Swordsman wu, I came to see you because I want you to kill someone for me. 114 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:52,402 Of course you come to me to have someone killed. I don't kill chicken. 115 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:56,030 - But... - Say no more! Where's the money? 116 00:10:56,114 --> 00:11:00,702 A total of 200 taels, here's half. I'll pay the rest when it's done. 117 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:04,581 - Who is the person? - He's the king of Spears. 118 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,839 He's inside. 119 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:25,143 Trying to drown me in a puddle? 120 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:38,740 Courageous! This 100 taels is the other half of your reward. 121 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:43,995 I see. 50 you hired me to kill you. You must be tired of living. 122 00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:49,709 If you win, this bag of silver is yours. 123 00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:55,798 I never understand what is winning. I only know how to kill! 124 00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:57,675 Great! 125 00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:19,739 You're panting already. You're not even worth five taels! 126 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,835 You're too lousy to be of any worth. 127 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,961 Leaving so quickly? You've not killed me yet. 128 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:17,338 No need to brag! When my son is born, you'll regret this! 129 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:21,759 If that's the case, then take your rubbish with you and go. 130 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:28,308 Swordsman wu, how did it go? 131 00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,518 Go and die. 132 00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:37,233 Master, your skill with the five-pointed spear is really invincible. 133 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:42,280 It's too soon to say, I'll know better after I take care of that old man tomorrow. 134 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:48,369 Wulin Sacred place 135 00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:07,638 - Useless old fool. - Naive kid. 136 00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:10,308 What new skills have you learnt this year? 137 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:13,019 Big stupid, tell him. 138 00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:15,772 The five-pointed spear. 139 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:19,275 You and I have been fighting here for the last 15 years. 140 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,079 Every year you said you've learnt some different styles of the spear. 141 00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:23,946 But the result is always... 142 00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:27,909 - Is what? - A draw. 143 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:30,578 Humpback! 144 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,748 The spear. 145 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,667 Sabre. 146 00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:53,995 We seem to be evenly matched. 147 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:26,235 Someone lost his eyebrows! 148 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,613 You lost your whiskers too. 149 00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,796 You had better get ready. 150 00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:56,849 Time's up. 151 00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:03,898 Can't you give it another minute? 152 00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:06,943 The time is up and it's another draw. 153 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:19,288 If I had a bit more time, I'd have killed you. 154 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,664 Hindsight is a wonderful thing. 155 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:23,751 If I had a bit more time, I'd have chopped you in two. 156 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:29,715 Emotion, emotion... 157 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,301 Emotion? It's sympathy. 158 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:37,807 I was showing sympathy to you for being pathetic or else I'd have killed you. 159 00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,478 Stop singing your own praises. 160 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:46,774 I'm singing? What do you think I am? A bird? 161 00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:49,402 How much do you want to bet? 162 00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:51,904 - 30 taels. - 30 taels, ok. 163 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,325 - I want to add 5 taels. - Ok, a total of 35 taels. 164 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,997 Kill, kill! 165 00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:11,841 If I were a bird, I would skin you alive. 166 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:15,094 If I were a bird, I would eat your innards. 167 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:20,391 What about this? We'll get a student each and teach them all our skills. 168 00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,226 Let them fight it out and give us an answer. 169 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:25,396 I was thinking the same thing. We know each other too well to kill. 170 00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:31,569 Our students will be strangers. They won't let emotion get in the way. 171 00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,905 Good, let's do it in ten years' time. 172 00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:39,243 In ten years' time today our students will duel here at wulin sacred place. 173 00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,329 It's a deal! 174 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:09,482 Herbs to clear your urinary tract. 175 00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:12,526 Buy some oranges? 176 00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:17,823 Master, do you want to buy oranges? They're cheap and very sweet. 177 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:23,120 Stupid woman, we're here to collect our protection fee. 178 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:27,208 Protection fee? To protect against what? 179 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:32,088 To protect your stall against thugs. I'll collect one string a day. 180 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:35,716 Then you can have guaranteed peace of mind. 181 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:40,680 I've been selling here for many years, I've not had any trouble yet. 182 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:46,477 It's very different nowadays. 183 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:50,981 - I don't believe it. - Really? 184 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,530 Are you buying something? 185 00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,658 - Where is it? - I don't know, look for it. 186 00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:04,161 What are you looking for? Let me help you. 187 00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:07,331 What are you looking for? Stop messing around. 188 00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:12,044 What are you doing? Don't step on my oranges. 189 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,839 I can't find it, let's continue. 190 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,632 Don't throw my oranges. 191 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:20,720 I'll give you what you lost. 192 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:21,971 It's not the same one. 193 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:25,808 Please don't! I've a family to feed. 194 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,977 I beg you! I beg you! 195 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,521 Saying a prayer? You'd better pray to me. 196 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:33,482 You aren't from the temple, why should I? 197 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:37,653 You're right. Even the temple needs my protection. 198 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:42,158 - Those stalls outside... - He seems to be helping her. 199 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,411 Ok, I'll give you the money. 200 00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:50,082 Here. 201 00:20:54,795 --> 00:21:00,009 Bastards, how can you bully an old woman? I hate people who bully old women. 202 00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:03,512 Now you'll be under my protection. 203 00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:14,106 What luck. Not only have I lost my money, the oranges are all over... 204 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:17,109 "I'll slice the amount you ask!" 205 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:26,202 Young man, you're so cocky. Do you know what my motto is? 206 00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:29,371 - What? - You pay the price we ask! 207 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:33,209 We'll see whose motto is better. I'll slice you to pieces. 208 00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:52,186 - Don't come near. I'll kill you. - Hey! 209 00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,108 Go and die. 210 00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:09,161 Take this. 211 00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,222 Guess! Where is it? 212 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:32,810 Here. 213 00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:34,311 You're wrong. 214 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:39,191 It's here. 215 00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:42,194 - It's not there. - Where is it? 216 00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:46,073 It's there. 217 00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,992 Drop dead! 218 00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:09,346 Young man, your knife is only good for slicing watermelon, not for killing people. 219 00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:12,516 - Mind your own business, stupid old man. - Scolding me? 220 00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:17,688 Why are you so nosy? 221 00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:23,027 Shit, the whole blade is inside. 222 00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:25,487 Stupid old man, you said my knife doesn't work. 223 00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:27,114 But look, now it's inside him. 224 00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:30,242 Yes, it's inside. But you've missed. 225 00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:34,288 Boss, are you alright? 226 00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:36,999 The knife has gone in. 227 00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:38,500 You seem fine. 228 00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:50,346 - He has so many knives. - Every one is sharp. 229 00:23:57,394 --> 00:24:01,607 - See, I saved your life. - I don't need your saving. I'll kill him! 230 00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:05,277 Go and die. Where is my knife? 231 00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:07,237 I'm here. 232 00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:11,700 Look, I saved your life again. 233 00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:13,369 You've ruined my watermelon. 234 00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:16,789 Catch this. 235 00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:18,874 Chop, another chop. 236 00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:22,962 Put this on. 237 00:24:23,045 --> 00:24:25,798 One knife, two knives, 238 00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:28,050 another 239 00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:30,970 more, and more, and last one. 240 00:24:32,096 --> 00:24:35,474 Deeper, deeper. 241 00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:38,644 That'll teach you a lesson! One more slap! 242 00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:40,980 Please stop slapping me. Don't, don't kill me! 243 00:24:44,692 --> 00:24:47,361 Please don't kill me. 244 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,280 I won't kill without a reason. 245 00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:53,158 Go die! 246 00:24:56,662 --> 00:24:58,872 Old man, I've just saved your life. 247 00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:02,751 - What did you say? - We're even now. 248 00:25:12,428 --> 00:25:17,307 - Boss, are you alright? - Why are you so careless? 249 00:25:17,391 --> 00:25:22,187 - I won't do it again. - Remember not to do it again. 250 00:25:23,605 --> 00:25:25,774 Boss, boss. 251 00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:30,404 You two bastards better scram now, or I'll kill you both. 252 00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:33,532 Leave any later and I'll kill you. 253 00:25:34,616 --> 00:25:40,289 Young man, you're very aggressive. Why don't you be my student? 254 00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:41,790 Why should I? 255 00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:47,713 I saved your life earlier, you still owe me a favour. 256 00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:50,049 I saved your life too. 257 00:25:50,132 --> 00:25:52,009 You're so heartless. 258 00:25:52,092 --> 00:25:55,929 I never help anyone, and I don't need any help. 259 00:25:56,013 --> 00:25:58,182 Your family never taught you any manners? 260 00:25:58,265 --> 00:26:01,769 No, both my parents died after I was born. 261 00:26:01,852 --> 00:26:05,064 You're too inhuman. Beware, you won't have any children. 262 00:26:05,147 --> 00:26:08,567 I've not tried it yet, how should I know? 263 00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:11,653 - You're still a virgin. - So what? 264 00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:16,492 - Then I insist that you be my student. - Why? 265 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:20,829 You have no parents, no emotion, no heart and don't have kids yet. 266 00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:23,457 You're most suited for my style of sabres. 267 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:27,628 Stupid old man, I own a house and a stall here. 268 00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:31,256 Why should I be your student? Please leave now or I'll kill you. 269 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:38,889 Alright then, I'll leave. 270 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:44,228 There's a sheep by the stream... 271 00:26:47,314 --> 00:26:49,858 My house! 272 00:26:50,067 --> 00:26:53,904 Why is it burning? Such bad luck! 273 00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:56,824 No water. 274 00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:00,577 I'm done for...! 275 00:27:02,371 --> 00:27:04,307 The fire is too strong, it's no use putting it out... 276 00:27:04,331 --> 00:27:08,585 - Young man, this might help. - It must be you who set my house on fire. 277 00:27:08,919 --> 00:27:11,839 If you don't put the fire out now, it'll turn to ashes. 278 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:16,343 Oh, no! Please help me put the fire out! 279 00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:21,390 The fire god will be pleased with this. 280 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:25,352 The fire is burning brightly. 281 00:27:25,435 --> 00:27:28,147 This way, put the fire out here. 282 00:27:30,566 --> 00:27:34,486 Stupid old man, stay there. I'll kill you. 283 00:27:36,530 --> 00:27:38,907 Here! Here! 284 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:44,037 Another spot. 285 00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:49,209 Let's start another fire. Hey, stupid wing. Put out the fire here. 286 00:27:50,919 --> 00:27:53,797 Stupid old man, I'll kill you. 287 00:27:55,841 --> 00:27:57,551 Are you alright? 288 00:27:57,634 --> 00:28:02,055 How dare you burn my house down? Don't run! 289 00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:04,391 Put the fire out first. 290 00:28:04,474 --> 00:28:06,143 Don't go! 291 00:28:06,226 --> 00:28:09,897 Excuse me! Stubborn wing is going crazy. 292 00:28:09,980 --> 00:28:13,609 - He has a knife with him. - Ifl don't kill you I'll take your surname! 293 00:28:13,734 --> 00:28:15,670 To all our ancestors, please bless us to 294 00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:17,696 have productive harvests year after year. 295 00:28:19,990 --> 00:28:22,993 Please bring us peace all year round. 296 00:28:23,076 --> 00:28:26,538 - Are you here to pray as well? - Yes, please continue. 297 00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:33,253 You should be on your knees in front of the ancestors, 298 00:28:33,337 --> 00:28:35,380 asking me to be your sifu. 299 00:28:35,464 --> 00:28:39,384 Sifu? I'll chop you to pieces like tofu! 300 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:41,970 Die! 301 00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:46,934 How long can you hold this? 302 00:28:54,650 --> 00:28:55,734 Take it! 303 00:28:55,859 --> 00:28:57,194 You die! 304 00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:03,533 Stubborn wing, what are you trying to do? 305 00:29:03,617 --> 00:29:06,179 He's trashing the ancestral shrine. Luckily the shrine is not mine. 306 00:29:06,203 --> 00:29:07,079 Oh, no! 307 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,039 I'll trash your shrine next. 308 00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:12,918 Drop dead! 309 00:29:13,001 --> 00:29:15,003 If you're smart, leave now. 310 00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:17,297 Someone is trashing the shrine. 311 00:29:18,674 --> 00:29:20,467 I'll chop you into 18 pieces. 312 00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:22,761 If that's not enough I'll double it. 36 pieces! 313 00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:24,763 You missed. 314 00:29:26,682 --> 00:29:28,308 I caught one. 315 00:29:28,392 --> 00:29:32,145 Someone is trashing the shrine. Stop him, quickly! 316 00:29:32,229 --> 00:29:35,065 He's the one. Hurry, settle it. 317 00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:41,321 - You... - It's not me, it's him. 318 00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:47,869 Beat him up! 319 00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:52,708 - He's escaped. - Go after him. 320 00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:02,718 Stupid old man! I've done nothing to him. He's made me homeless. 321 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:05,887 The whole village is against me now. I've nowhere to go. 322 00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:07,723 Not yet. 323 00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:18,650 You can either be my student or carry this bowl and be a beggar. 324 00:30:18,734 --> 00:30:21,278 I'd rather be a beggar than follow you. 325 00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:25,991 Look, you don't even have a bowl now. 326 00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:28,327 - I'll still not be your student. - Why? 327 00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:32,164 I, stubborn wing, won't bow to anyone. 328 00:30:32,748 --> 00:30:34,874 That means you won't give up easily. 329 00:30:34,875 --> 00:30:37,461 I'm even more determined to take you as a student. 330 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,715 You hate me and would like to kill me, right? 331 00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:44,926 - Yes! - Your level of kung fu is far below mine, 332 00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:48,680 if you can't beat me then how are you going to kill me? 333 00:30:48,764 --> 00:30:52,351 If you want to take revenge, you must learn all my kung fu. 334 00:30:52,434 --> 00:30:55,562 And not just that. You also need to pray, 335 00:30:55,645 --> 00:30:59,483 so that I'll live for a very long time and not die soon. 336 00:30:59,608 --> 00:31:03,278 Otherwise you'll never be able to take revenge. 337 00:31:03,403 --> 00:31:08,617 Rest assured, I'll learn all your kung fu and kill you. 338 00:31:08,742 --> 00:31:12,579 Great, that's the right way to do things. 339 00:31:14,331 --> 00:31:16,375 Come with me. 340 00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:25,384 Boat man! 341 00:31:25,467 --> 00:31:26,968 I'm coming. 342 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:30,263 Boat man! 343 00:31:30,972 --> 00:31:32,599 Hurry! Please, master. 344 00:31:32,682 --> 00:31:37,270 - Please hurry. - Yes, I am coming. 345 00:31:45,862 --> 00:31:49,408 Fatty, you're very accurate. 346 00:31:49,491 --> 00:31:56,623 Of course, the whole tanka village knows my great skill in rowing a boat. 347 00:31:58,166 --> 00:32:00,627 Really? Can you poke one more time? 348 00:32:00,710 --> 00:32:03,547 That's easy. Please watch carefully. 349 00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:08,009 I poke from the left, I poke from the right. 350 00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:11,888 I poke from the front, I poke from the back. 351 00:32:11,972 --> 00:32:15,100 I poke anyhow, I poke anyway. 352 00:32:15,183 --> 00:32:17,227 Are you satisfied? 353 00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:19,688 Big stupid, give me my spear. 354 00:32:22,524 --> 00:32:25,318 What do you want? Trying to Rob my boat? 355 00:32:25,402 --> 00:32:28,905 Fatty, can you aim for the point of my spear? 356 00:32:28,989 --> 00:32:30,866 What's in it for me? 357 00:32:32,409 --> 00:32:35,162 If you hit it, I'll give you this. 358 00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:38,331 That's too good to be true. Come on! 359 00:32:41,918 --> 00:32:44,212 - Go for it. - I'll do it now. 360 00:33:07,235 --> 00:33:10,989 You're only accurate when the hole is not moving. 361 00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:13,783 If something moves, then you can't do it! 362 00:33:18,622 --> 00:33:20,957 I got it now, right? 363 00:33:21,416 --> 00:33:23,585 This fatty is quite intelligent. 364 00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:29,174 I thought I was accurate. The old man is even more accurate. 365 00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:32,928 Big stupid. 366 00:33:35,764 --> 00:33:36,932 Thank you. 367 00:33:37,057 --> 00:33:40,185 You're cheeky to aim for my private parts. 368 00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:43,230 Luckily my master is sharper than you. 369 00:33:43,313 --> 00:33:47,734 He's just lucky. Why don't I move and he tries to poke me? 370 00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:51,571 - Great! - Ok, come and poke me. 371 00:34:17,806 --> 00:34:20,267 If I can learn this old man's kung fu, 372 00:34:20,642 --> 00:34:25,689 I'll be the toast of tanka village when I return. 373 00:34:25,772 --> 00:34:29,442 He might be very intelligent. 374 00:34:29,526 --> 00:34:35,657 But if I take him as a student too readily he might not treasure the chance. 375 00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:42,330 No, I've got to behave like a sifu, so that he won't be so cocky. 376 00:34:55,552 --> 00:34:57,095 Old... old... 377 00:34:57,220 --> 00:34:58,805 Old what? 378 00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:02,767 Old master, old hero... Can you take me as your student please? 379 00:35:02,892 --> 00:35:04,603 - No! - Why? 380 00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:08,148 Because I've never thought of having a student. 381 00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:11,192 And you're not qualified to be my student. 382 00:35:11,276 --> 00:35:13,194 How can I qualify? 383 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:16,323 Big stupid, tell him. 384 00:35:16,364 --> 00:35:19,200 The condition for you to learn the five-pointed spear 385 00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:25,540 is to be poor to the extent of helpless, aimless, jobless, fearless and ruthless. 386 00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:27,375 I have met all five requirements! 387 00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:31,546 Look at your size, how could you be helpless? 388 00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:35,508 I'm really helpless. My dad died when I was young. 389 00:35:35,592 --> 00:35:38,011 My mum followed him not long after. 390 00:35:38,094 --> 00:35:40,513 I nearly went with them as well. 391 00:35:40,597 --> 00:35:42,599 Am I not helpless? 392 00:35:44,059 --> 00:35:46,561 But you still own a boat. 393 00:35:47,812 --> 00:35:50,023 The boat? Ok. 394 00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:22,681 Hey, I've even lost my boat now, and you're just leaving like that? 395 00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:31,106 Sifu, I'm really helpless, please take me as your student. 396 00:36:33,858 --> 00:36:39,406 Stop being a pain, you aren't helpless. Master said no! Go away. 397 00:36:44,744 --> 00:36:46,036 I lost my boat because of you, 398 00:36:46,037 --> 00:36:48,498 I've nothing left. Now you're turning me down. 399 00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:51,626 I'm no pushover, I'll beat you up! 400 00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:54,003 Yes, are you trying to intimidate me? 401 00:36:54,087 --> 00:36:58,633 I'm used to being intimidated. Stupid! 402 00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:02,762 Fatty, you do look fearless though. Master, what do you think? 403 00:37:02,846 --> 00:37:06,182 I'm not only fearless, I'm ruthless as well. 404 00:37:07,976 --> 00:37:09,936 Master, he's met the five 'poor' requirements. 405 00:37:10,854 --> 00:37:11,938 Master! 406 00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:20,822 Master! Master! 407 00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:23,116 He offered to carry that for us. 408 00:37:25,618 --> 00:37:27,579 Come with us, quick. 409 00:37:30,957 --> 00:37:32,625 Sifu! 410 00:37:32,709 --> 00:37:35,044 Stay away! I want to walk in the middle. 411 00:37:36,921 --> 00:37:40,008 To learn the six-point sabre from me, 412 00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:42,093 first you have to learn how to hold a sabre. 413 00:37:42,177 --> 00:37:46,431 - Then where's the sabre? - You have to learn to hold this first. 414 00:37:49,058 --> 00:37:51,269 Hold a bird? Anyone can do it! 415 00:37:51,352 --> 00:37:54,522 - But can you hit me while holding the bird? - Ok. 416 00:37:57,442 --> 00:37:59,694 It must be dead. 417 00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:04,908 You're holding it too tight. That bird must be dead. 418 00:38:04,991 --> 00:38:07,535 Ok, try it again? 419 00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:21,049 So, if you hold too tightly, the bird dies. If you hold too gently, it flies away. 420 00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:24,636 The same principle applies to holding a sabre. 421 00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:28,890 - How can it be the same? - You don't believe me? Try it. 422 00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:37,398 Even a sabre can be damaged by your brute strength, let alone a bird. 423 00:38:37,482 --> 00:38:38,566 Look here! 424 00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:43,279 When holding a sabre your hand has to be flexible. 425 00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:51,246 Try again! 426 00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:58,044 Now your hand is flexible. 427 00:38:58,127 --> 00:39:00,505 That's great, let's try again. 428 00:39:06,094 --> 00:39:07,512 I'll show you. 429 00:39:15,603 --> 00:39:18,565 Sifu, I know how to do these too. 430 00:39:20,275 --> 00:39:22,819 - Why don't you show me? - Ok! 431 00:39:22,902 --> 00:39:25,446 I poke at the front, I poke at the back. 432 00:39:25,530 --> 00:39:27,031 The next move is easier. 433 00:39:27,115 --> 00:39:30,702 Row, row, row, row, on the bridge to grandma's home. 434 00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:32,912 Sifu, was that right? 435 00:39:34,747 --> 00:39:38,918 Stop being idiotic or go back to your boat. 436 00:39:39,002 --> 00:39:40,753 What's wrong, sifu? 437 00:39:40,837 --> 00:39:42,463 You still move like a boatman. 438 00:39:42,547 --> 00:39:44,507 You're so obsessed with rowing, 439 00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:46,569 how can you learn the five-pointed spear techniques? 440 00:39:46,593 --> 00:39:49,345 I won't do it again. 441 00:40:11,618 --> 00:40:14,495 Your skill isn't too bad, keep practising. 442 00:40:16,205 --> 00:40:18,332 You don't have to remind me! Of course I'll keep practising 443 00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:20,168 just so I can kill you one day! 444 00:40:24,339 --> 00:40:25,840 You're great! 445 00:40:48,738 --> 00:40:50,281 Sifu, was I good? 446 00:40:50,365 --> 00:40:52,075 Far from it! Practise harder. 447 00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:56,496 All work and no play... 448 00:41:02,919 --> 00:41:08,049 Hey! Don't you know that this sabre is for killing and not for you to stare at? 449 00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:11,469 It's not called the deadly sabre for nothing. 450 00:41:11,552 --> 00:41:15,223 - I didn't say it was for staring at. - You've made a mistake. 451 00:41:15,348 --> 00:41:16,723 - Mistake? - That's right. 452 00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:19,351 Your movement revealed your weakness. 453 00:41:19,352 --> 00:41:22,355 I could tell whether your move is thin or thick, long or short. 454 00:41:22,438 --> 00:41:25,315 - So what? - So even before you fight 455 00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:27,317 I know your moves. 456 00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:31,239 If you're the thin type, your moves will be feeble. 457 00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:34,826 If you're the thick type, your moves will be aggressive. 458 00:41:34,909 --> 00:41:39,163 The long type will attack from afar and the short type will stay close. 459 00:41:39,247 --> 00:41:41,958 - Understand? - No. I don't. 460 00:41:42,875 --> 00:41:44,585 What have I done to deserve this? 461 00:41:52,802 --> 00:41:57,223 Stupid! Why didn't you pay more attention before you poke? 462 00:42:03,646 --> 00:42:06,024 Ah yo! 463 00:42:08,234 --> 00:42:09,861 Master, I've found out. 464 00:42:12,447 --> 00:42:13,990 Let's talk inside. 465 00:42:17,410 --> 00:42:22,540 Master, you will be relieved. That old man's student is about your size 466 00:42:22,623 --> 00:42:25,251 but he is really good-for-nothing. 467 00:42:25,334 --> 00:42:26,961 In what way? 468 00:42:29,130 --> 00:42:31,049 Have a seat. 469 00:42:31,132 --> 00:42:35,595 He might be lean and skinny but his face doesn't resemble you at all. 470 00:42:38,139 --> 00:42:39,474 Is that so? 471 00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:43,394 Also, he's very stupid. 472 00:42:43,519 --> 00:42:46,355 He doesn't even know what deadly sabre means. 473 00:42:46,439 --> 00:42:49,192 Our fatty ah yo will definitely win this time. 474 00:42:49,275 --> 00:42:50,985 - Really? - Yes. 475 00:42:51,069 --> 00:42:54,155 At least our ah yo knows what lethal spear is. 476 00:42:55,531 --> 00:42:57,492 Sifu, what is lethal spear? 477 00:43:03,873 --> 00:43:07,126 If you have a duel with someone, who would you prefer dead? 478 00:43:07,210 --> 00:43:08,336 Of course him. 479 00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:10,254 If he attacks you with a sabre... 480 00:43:11,130 --> 00:43:12,590 I'll Pierce him with my spear. 481 00:43:12,673 --> 00:43:15,551 - Pierce him where? - His vital part. 482 00:43:15,635 --> 00:43:17,595 Then what is this spear called? 483 00:43:17,678 --> 00:43:19,347 Lethal spear. 484 00:43:19,430 --> 00:43:21,766 Precisely. 485 00:43:23,434 --> 00:43:24,852 Now I understand, sifu. 486 00:43:49,752 --> 00:43:52,130 I'll kill you, stupid fatty. Don't run. 487 00:43:52,213 --> 00:43:55,049 - What are you doing? - Killing you. 488 00:44:01,222 --> 00:44:03,015 That's enough. 489 00:44:06,894 --> 00:44:09,438 Stubborn wing, you're not good enough to touch me yet. 490 00:44:09,522 --> 00:44:11,440 Keep practising! 491 00:44:44,432 --> 00:44:45,975 Sifu! 492 00:44:54,442 --> 00:44:57,695 Ah yo, you've almost learnt all my kung fu. 493 00:44:57,778 --> 00:45:00,531 Thank you, sifu, for imparting your skills to me. 494 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:15,504 Old man, where are you going? 495 00:45:15,588 --> 00:45:18,883 You've almost learnt all the moves of the six-point sabre. 496 00:45:18,966 --> 00:45:21,010 What you lack now is experience. 497 00:45:21,093 --> 00:45:24,013 If I don't go now, you'll be able to kill me soon. 498 00:45:24,096 --> 00:45:28,017 Old man, you must have severed all your ties, where can you go? 499 00:45:28,142 --> 00:45:32,521 That's not true. I still have a godson... That's your godbrother. 500 00:45:32,605 --> 00:45:34,190 Where is he? 501 00:45:34,273 --> 00:45:36,400 I don't fancy telling you. 502 00:45:36,484 --> 00:45:40,404 He must be a nobody, hiding in the middle of nowhere in shame? 503 00:45:40,529 --> 00:45:44,283 You're wrong there. He's learnt the best techniques of the spear. 504 00:45:44,408 --> 00:45:49,205 Everyone from wulin sacred place knows that he's the king of Spears. 505 00:45:50,331 --> 00:45:52,792 King of Spears? 506 00:45:52,917 --> 00:45:55,544 Shit! Slip of the tongue. 507 00:45:55,628 --> 00:45:59,548 Good! Let me kill the youngster, burn your bridge behind and come back for you! 508 00:45:59,632 --> 00:46:03,928 Don't go! I'll have no relatives left! Don't go! 509 00:46:06,639 --> 00:46:08,140 You've been tricked! 510 00:46:08,307 --> 00:46:14,438 You've learnt all the kung fu from me. Go down the hill to the wulin sacred place. 511 00:46:14,522 --> 00:46:18,359 Look for the guy who called himself king of sabres. You have to defeat him. 512 00:46:18,442 --> 00:46:22,363 I'll give you a new name now. The king of Spears. 513 00:46:58,983 --> 00:47:02,570 Wulin sacred place 514 00:47:25,426 --> 00:47:28,304 Hey, waiter, give me a pot of lung jing tea. 515 00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:39,565 Master, look at that girl. 516 00:47:39,648 --> 00:47:41,859 Where is she? 517 00:47:44,236 --> 00:47:48,157 - Over there. - I see her. 518 00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:50,618 - Brother orange. - Oh, yes? 519 00:47:52,745 --> 00:47:57,083 That girl shakes her bum twice every three steps. 520 00:47:57,166 --> 00:48:00,628 You see her bum before seeing her face. 521 00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:02,546 She must be ah yo. 522 00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:04,215 What's ah yo? 523 00:48:04,298 --> 00:48:07,676 Everyone from the floating village is called ah yo. 524 00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:10,221 If you call her ah yo, you'd not be wrong. 525 00:48:16,477 --> 00:48:19,230 Are these oranges sweet? 526 00:48:20,940 --> 00:48:23,317 Ah yo. 527 00:48:24,944 --> 00:48:26,529 Ah yo! 528 00:48:26,612 --> 00:48:30,032 - Are you trying to scare me to death? - Ah yo! 529 00:48:34,203 --> 00:48:35,746 Go and die. 530 00:48:36,622 --> 00:48:38,999 So rude. 531 00:48:39,083 --> 00:48:43,212 Let me handle it. Hey, how dare you? 532 00:48:43,295 --> 00:48:46,090 Everyone in this region knows him. 533 00:48:46,173 --> 00:48:49,093 Master rocking. 534 00:48:51,470 --> 00:48:53,264 Master rocking! 535 00:48:53,973 --> 00:48:57,560 - Trying to escape? Chase. - Chase! 536 00:48:58,686 --> 00:49:00,146 No bar tab 537 00:49:00,229 --> 00:49:02,648 - waiter! - Yes, sir, what can I do for you? 538 00:49:02,731 --> 00:49:03,899 I want a bowl of this. 539 00:49:03,983 --> 00:49:05,484 This dish? 540 00:49:05,568 --> 00:49:07,570 - We don't have it. - Hurry. 541 00:49:10,406 --> 00:49:11,991 Where is she? 542 00:49:12,658 --> 00:49:14,660 She must be hiding there. 543 00:49:30,092 --> 00:49:33,304 Ah yo. 544 00:49:51,614 --> 00:49:53,657 Snubbing me? 545 00:49:53,741 --> 00:49:56,118 Don't assume you are safe hiding there. 546 00:49:56,202 --> 00:50:01,207 If I prance forth, you'll regret this. 547 00:50:01,290 --> 00:50:04,376 I'm rocking, I'm rocking... 548 00:50:08,797 --> 00:50:10,508 Master, be careful. 549 00:50:10,591 --> 00:50:12,426 Who are you? 550 00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:13,594 I'm ah yo. 551 00:50:13,677 --> 00:50:15,012 Ah yo! 552 00:50:19,475 --> 00:50:23,103 Why has our wulin sacred place become a floating village? 553 00:50:23,187 --> 00:50:26,857 One ah yo after another. 554 00:50:26,982 --> 00:50:28,817 One after another? 555 00:50:32,404 --> 00:50:35,991 Now you're scared, right? You lot take care of the fat one. 556 00:50:36,075 --> 00:50:40,663 - The slim one is for me to rock. - Charge. 557 00:50:44,833 --> 00:50:46,252 What a mess! 558 00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:57,805 Why are you so useless? Charge. 559 00:51:00,266 --> 00:51:01,892 Are you giving me an order? 560 00:51:01,976 --> 00:51:04,603 - You charge. - I can't. 561 00:51:04,687 --> 00:51:06,605 No excuse. Charge! 562 00:51:06,689 --> 00:51:08,691 Help, don't hit me. 563 00:51:10,568 --> 00:51:13,279 I said I can't do it. 564 00:51:16,073 --> 00:51:19,410 I have to take care of both the fat and the slim. 565 00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:25,791 I'll rock, rock and swing. 566 00:51:28,252 --> 00:51:31,505 I'll pull and push and tear. 567 00:51:39,972 --> 00:51:44,602 I'll rock and rock. Rock and rock. 568 00:51:48,397 --> 00:51:50,608 Got one. Hold on to it. 569 00:51:54,903 --> 00:51:58,240 - Come on! - How dare you, fatty? 570 00:52:07,166 --> 00:52:08,334 An egg. 571 00:52:24,808 --> 00:52:26,894 Now you're full? 572 00:52:29,521 --> 00:52:33,150 I'll rock, I'll rock. I'm full... I'm full. 573 00:52:44,078 --> 00:52:45,746 I'm very full. 574 00:52:45,829 --> 00:52:47,748 Are you really full? 575 00:52:47,831 --> 00:52:49,667 Yes, I am. 576 00:52:53,170 --> 00:52:56,298 - Do you feel better now? - Better. 577 00:53:12,606 --> 00:53:14,650 Had enough? 578 00:53:21,615 --> 00:53:23,283 Hey! What now? 579 00:53:23,367 --> 00:53:28,163 I'm scared, I'm scared. Lefsleave. 580 00:53:28,247 --> 00:53:31,667 Let's go, I'm scared. Let's go. 581 00:53:34,878 --> 00:53:39,007 - Brother, what would you like to eat? - Everything except eggs! 582 00:54:32,019 --> 00:54:34,480 Mister, what are you doing? 583 00:54:34,563 --> 00:54:36,023 Nothing, nothing. 584 00:54:41,069 --> 00:54:43,489 - Waiter, give me a pot of tea. - Coming. 585 00:54:43,572 --> 00:54:46,325 - Dinner at mine tonight? - My pleasure. 586 00:54:46,408 --> 00:54:48,035 Mister. 587 00:54:48,118 --> 00:54:51,121 I wanted a pot of tea, why give me a chamber pot? 588 00:54:51,205 --> 00:54:53,540 That customer asked me to give you this. 589 00:54:56,418 --> 00:55:00,380 - He said you have a weak bladder. - I don't want this. Go away. 590 00:55:02,090 --> 00:55:06,094 Master said, if I were exposed, I had to open the first puzzle. 591 00:55:13,769 --> 00:55:16,522 "Beware of spies behind you." 592 00:55:22,027 --> 00:55:23,946 "Fight!" 593 00:55:26,573 --> 00:55:31,078 Stupid young man. How dare you expose my identity? 594 00:55:31,161 --> 00:55:36,583 - What are you doing? - Someone exposes my identity, I kill them. 595 00:55:36,667 --> 00:55:38,544 I'm the golden spear. 596 00:55:52,224 --> 00:55:55,185 Hey, kid, your technique is not too bad. 597 00:55:55,269 --> 00:55:58,146 That's nothing, I know someone who's better. 598 00:55:58,230 --> 00:56:00,732 I'm just about to go and challenge him now. 599 00:56:00,816 --> 00:56:02,109 Who is he? 600 00:56:02,192 --> 00:56:04,278 King of Spears. 601 00:56:06,405 --> 00:56:09,741 - It's him? - What? Are you challenging him too? 602 00:56:09,825 --> 00:56:12,953 - Even if you are. You're third in the queue. - Why? 603 00:56:13,036 --> 00:56:17,040 Everyone knows that he fights king of sabres at the wulin sacred place. 604 00:56:17,124 --> 00:56:18,709 I'll be next to fight. 605 00:56:19,418 --> 00:56:22,337 - If you want, we can go together. - Ok. 606 00:56:23,088 --> 00:56:25,883 I'll rock... 607 00:56:25,966 --> 00:56:27,968 And rock and rock. 608 00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:34,683 I'll rock, rock, rock... 609 00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:44,902 Hey! Look. 610 00:56:50,782 --> 00:56:52,492 Master, is it him? 611 00:56:55,913 --> 00:57:01,209 Not this one. That ah yo isn't this shape. 612 00:57:07,591 --> 00:57:08,800 Ah yo! 613 00:57:08,884 --> 00:57:12,054 - Old, oh... - Coming. 614 00:57:13,555 --> 00:57:17,517 Master rocking, can I help? 615 00:57:17,601 --> 00:57:23,190 Where's that ah yo who I defeated earlier? 616 00:57:25,317 --> 00:57:29,112 - He's not here. He's not here. - Where has he gone? 617 00:57:29,237 --> 00:57:33,742 - He's gone to the inn. - Inn? Let's go! 618 00:57:35,494 --> 00:57:38,538 I'll rock, I'll rock... 619 00:57:40,582 --> 00:57:42,876 - Are you afraid of him? - Afraid of who? 620 00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:44,920 That one is king of Spears. 621 00:57:45,003 --> 00:57:46,380 King of Spears? 622 00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:48,757 What are you thinking? Chase. 623 00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:53,637 Wulin inn 624 00:57:53,929 --> 00:57:56,139 - waiter. - Yes, mister. 625 00:57:56,181 --> 00:57:59,351 Is there anyone called a king of sabres in the area? 626 00:57:59,393 --> 00:58:02,270 Yes, there is a self-proclaimed king of sabres. 627 00:58:04,022 --> 00:58:08,902 - Who is he? - One of master rocking's bodyguards. 628 00:58:09,027 --> 00:58:11,113 What's his name? 629 00:58:11,238 --> 00:58:15,325 - He's wu li. Good with single sabre. - Wu li single sabre? 630 00:58:15,450 --> 00:58:20,372 - His partner is tiger. Good with Spears. - Tiger spear? 631 00:58:20,497 --> 00:58:24,251 Everyone in the region knows that wu li single sabre and tiger spear 632 00:58:24,292 --> 00:58:27,004 are an invincible duo. 633 00:58:27,879 --> 00:58:34,094 Without them, master rocking wouldn't have the courage 634 00:58:34,219 --> 00:58:37,723 to be so ruthless in wulin sacred place. 635 00:58:40,058 --> 00:58:41,810 You're asking for it. 636 00:58:41,893 --> 00:58:45,564 It's nothing to do with me. 637 00:58:45,647 --> 00:58:48,483 It's not me. 638 00:58:56,241 --> 00:58:58,243 I can sense a burnt smell. 639 00:58:58,326 --> 00:59:00,245 Master, your foot. 640 00:59:02,706 --> 00:59:04,041 I'm sorry. 641 00:59:04,124 --> 00:59:06,001 This is the fatty! 642 00:59:09,212 --> 00:59:13,008 Oh, my god. 643 00:59:16,887 --> 00:59:18,388 Fight. 644 00:59:47,542 --> 00:59:49,878 Where did you get these two guards? 645 00:59:49,961 --> 00:59:52,130 - From the opera. - Are they famous? 646 00:59:52,214 --> 00:59:56,093 They were, but got fired for having an affair. 647 00:59:56,176 --> 00:59:57,344 Sounds good. 648 01:00:26,832 --> 01:00:28,041 Wu li single sabre. 649 01:00:32,087 --> 01:00:33,547 Tiger spear. 650 01:01:00,323 --> 01:01:02,033 Stand up! 651 01:01:16,798 --> 01:01:18,216 Kneel down. 652 01:01:19,634 --> 01:01:21,595 You shouldn't have. Please rise. 653 01:01:22,929 --> 01:01:24,764 Who are you? Making fun of me? 654 01:01:24,848 --> 01:01:28,643 He's the king of sabres, stubborn wing. 655 01:01:28,727 --> 01:01:32,439 - Who are you? - The king of Spears, tiger. 656 01:01:32,522 --> 01:01:34,357 Tiger spear? 657 01:01:34,441 --> 01:01:37,402 Are you scared now? 658 01:01:37,485 --> 01:01:40,030 If you're afraid, scram. If not, fight. 659 01:01:51,625 --> 01:01:55,337 You're the shit-stirrer. You caused all this mess. 660 01:01:55,420 --> 01:01:57,088 So what? 661 01:02:00,091 --> 01:02:03,053 - Thank you. - My pleasure. 662 01:02:12,103 --> 01:02:14,272 Are you performing an opera? 663 01:02:20,487 --> 01:02:22,739 Your choreography is only good to watch. 664 01:02:22,822 --> 01:02:24,407 Let me show you what's good. 665 01:03:02,112 --> 01:03:04,489 Let's go, let's go. 666 01:03:15,292 --> 01:03:18,461 You're despicable. 667 01:03:19,045 --> 01:03:21,131 I dare you. 668 01:03:23,591 --> 01:03:25,510 I dare not. 669 01:03:25,552 --> 01:03:27,262 - Ah yo! - What did you call me? 670 01:03:27,304 --> 01:03:29,681 I didn't. 671 01:03:29,723 --> 01:03:32,058 - Calling me again? - I didn't. 672 01:04:00,378 --> 01:04:02,339 Watch out for me! 673 01:04:02,422 --> 01:04:04,049 That's right. Watch out for him! 674 01:04:07,010 --> 01:04:09,262 You need to be careful. 675 01:04:15,894 --> 01:04:18,229 The opera show is over. 676 01:04:22,650 --> 01:04:24,069 Bite this. 677 01:04:29,908 --> 01:04:31,868 - Thank you. - My pleasure. 678 01:04:36,247 --> 01:04:38,792 Sifu had said that the king of sabres is skilful. 679 01:04:38,875 --> 01:04:43,171 - I beat him without using my spear. - He's not the one. The real one is outside. 680 01:04:43,254 --> 01:04:45,298 Is that so? 681 01:04:46,758 --> 01:04:48,385 You're done with him already? 682 01:04:48,468 --> 01:04:52,597 This man won't dare to be a bully again. Isn't that so? 683 01:04:52,889 --> 01:04:55,183 - Speak u I - yes! P. 684 01:05:00,939 --> 01:05:02,524 Mum! 685 01:05:02,607 --> 01:05:03,608 Mum... 686 01:05:15,745 --> 01:05:17,747 The king of Spears is nothing much. 687 01:05:17,831 --> 01:05:20,917 Young man. Who's nothing much? 688 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:23,044 Who are you? 689 01:05:28,299 --> 01:05:30,593 Turns out you're the one I'm looking for! 690 01:05:30,677 --> 01:05:34,222 - Yes, it's me. So? - Let's fight then. 691 01:05:37,392 --> 01:05:41,146 Hold it! July 14th is tomorrow. Why are you fighting already? 692 01:05:41,521 --> 01:05:44,899 I don't need to find an auspicious date to fight. 693 01:05:44,983 --> 01:05:48,069 - Me neither! - But it's not here. 694 01:05:48,278 --> 01:05:50,321 Please follow me. 695 01:07:10,235 --> 01:07:11,819 Let's go. 696 01:07:16,950 --> 01:07:18,952 Ready! 697 01:07:44,936 --> 01:07:46,771 What are you doing? 698 01:07:51,442 --> 01:07:53,528 Who is their sifu? 699 01:07:53,570 --> 01:07:58,741 - King of Spears and king of sabres. - No wonder they fight like the two old men. 700 01:08:00,326 --> 01:08:02,078 Big stupid! 701 01:08:03,621 --> 01:08:05,999 No need to beat them! Bring them back. 702 01:08:06,082 --> 01:08:08,585 The two old men will come and save them. 703 01:08:14,841 --> 01:08:16,301 Smile 704 01:08:36,404 --> 01:08:37,822 Security. 705 01:08:46,414 --> 01:08:48,333 Be quiet. 706 01:08:48,916 --> 01:08:55,131 Be smart. Tell me softly, where are the two tied-up young men? 707 01:09:00,678 --> 01:09:02,764 There? Where? 708 01:09:04,766 --> 01:09:07,101 Speak up. Are you a mute? 709 01:09:07,727 --> 01:09:10,813 Brother, you asked me to speak up, 710 01:09:10,897 --> 01:09:13,983 he asked me to be quiet, who should I listen to? 711 01:09:17,570 --> 01:09:19,280 Stupid old man. 712 01:09:24,577 --> 01:09:26,621 He's fainted so quickly. 713 01:09:27,872 --> 01:09:30,500 Old man, are you here to save your student? 714 01:09:30,583 --> 01:09:35,088 No, he took my spear, I'm here to get it back. 715 01:09:36,506 --> 01:09:38,966 Old trick. 716 01:09:39,050 --> 01:09:41,010 Hey! What are you here for? 717 01:09:41,094 --> 01:09:44,972 What a coincidence! I'm also here to get my sabre back. 718 01:09:46,641 --> 01:09:48,059 Old trick. 719 01:09:48,351 --> 01:09:50,978 Hey! Why don't you come with me? 720 01:09:52,897 --> 01:09:57,068 It's dark here. You're too old to see. Why don't you follow me? 721 01:10:28,641 --> 01:10:34,188 - Aren't you old yellow dog? - Wrong! I'm now called laughing bandit. 722 01:10:36,190 --> 01:10:41,028 I lost to the two of you separately 15 years ago. 723 01:10:41,112 --> 01:10:43,873 I had to retire from jianghu. 724 01:10:43,948 --> 01:10:50,204 I made a vow then to use the blood of you both to cleanse my shame. 725 01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:55,168 Thanks to Buddha, you two aren't dead yet. 726 01:10:55,835 --> 01:10:59,046 - Hell doesn't accept me. - Heaven rejects me. 727 01:10:59,130 --> 01:11:01,799 How should we die? 728 01:11:03,801 --> 01:11:06,512 Who are those four bastards? 729 01:11:07,513 --> 01:11:11,851 I trained them specifically to deal with you two fools. 730 01:11:12,226 --> 01:11:14,228 They are: 731 01:11:14,312 --> 01:11:16,272 Tien, 732 01:11:16,355 --> 01:11:18,065 ha, 733 01:11:18,149 --> 01:11:19,567 mo, 734 01:11:19,650 --> 01:11:21,931 dik. 735 01:11:24,447 --> 01:11:26,656 Tien resembles the floating cloud in the sky. 736 01:11:26,657 --> 01:11:28,325 Ha must kill when he comes down to the ground. 737 01:11:28,326 --> 01:11:31,566 - Mo generates tidal waves without wind. - Dik takes enemies into custody forever. 738 01:11:31,954 --> 01:11:35,374 - Tien is as cloudy as a cloud in the sky. - Ha is part of a gang of four idiots. 739 01:11:35,458 --> 01:11:38,169 Headless and brainless. 740 01:11:38,252 --> 01:11:41,255 Can't tell the friends from the enemies. 741 01:11:41,339 --> 01:11:43,132 Tien, ha, mo, dik. 742 01:11:44,008 --> 01:11:45,885 Will fail sooner or later. 743 01:11:45,968 --> 01:11:47,887 Get us if you can. 744 01:11:49,931 --> 01:11:51,307 Kill! 745 01:11:51,390 --> 01:11:53,309 Certainly! 746 01:11:58,940 --> 01:12:00,441 - You please. - Thank you. 747 01:12:06,572 --> 01:12:07,782 Old man! 748 01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:26,629 You two morons, can't you let me catch my breath? 749 01:14:26,671 --> 01:14:27,964 I'll chop you to death! 750 01:14:37,181 --> 01:14:40,434 What are you doing? Itching to fight? I don't need your help! 751 01:14:43,187 --> 01:14:44,563 We're even now. 752 01:15:06,419 --> 01:15:07,878 Take that. 753 01:15:16,762 --> 01:15:19,724 You morons didn't give me a chance to breathe earlier. 754 01:15:19,849 --> 01:15:21,684 Now you want to breathe? No way. 755 01:15:21,809 --> 01:15:23,060 Still panting? 756 01:15:26,230 --> 01:15:29,233 - Old man, the game is over now. - Not yet. 757 01:15:29,483 --> 01:15:33,529 Panting? You two are old now. 758 01:15:34,238 --> 01:15:37,700 Before, you didn't have to join forces and I couldn't beat either one of you. 759 01:15:37,742 --> 01:15:40,327 But it's different today. 760 01:15:40,411 --> 01:15:44,832 Now you can't beat me even if you two join forces. 761 01:15:44,957 --> 01:15:48,210 You're nuts. We don't need to team up to beat you. 762 01:15:48,252 --> 01:15:51,505 You're right. I can handle you single-handedly. 763 01:15:52,131 --> 01:15:53,840 Don't slap your face till it's swollen 764 01:15:53,841 --> 01:15:55,569 to make yourself look more imposing than you are. 765 01:15:55,593 --> 01:15:59,180 Why would I need to slap my face? I'm fat since I'm little! 766 01:15:59,221 --> 01:16:04,393 Exactly! You're fat, old and clumsy. Useless! Let me deal with him. 767 01:17:20,344 --> 01:17:22,721 You want to kill someone with that spear? 768 01:17:22,763 --> 01:17:25,182 It might be better to use it to stir shit! 769 01:18:02,720 --> 01:18:07,224 What are you laughing at? Let's see who can chop better. 770 01:18:30,331 --> 01:18:32,541 - Come on. - Of course I will. 771 01:18:43,260 --> 01:18:45,596 I nearly killed him. I... 772 01:18:45,679 --> 01:18:50,309 Shut up. Told you you're useless. Let me finish the job. 773 01:18:52,144 --> 01:18:53,562 Useless sabre. 774 01:18:59,568 --> 01:19:03,280 - Wow. - Wow what? At least my blood is thicker. 775 01:19:03,364 --> 01:19:05,199 Stay out of the way, old man! 776 01:19:14,458 --> 01:19:17,919 - Are you okay? - His kick only hurts me, 777 01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:19,880 but it will surely kill you. 778 01:19:21,465 --> 01:19:25,678 Old men, don't endure any more. Why don't you two team up? 779 01:19:25,761 --> 01:19:28,097 I don't need to team up with anyone. 780 01:19:28,180 --> 01:19:33,435 If it wasn't for him distracting me, I'd have killed you. 781 01:19:33,519 --> 01:19:35,437 - Go and save your student. - Eh? 782 01:19:35,521 --> 01:19:37,690 Save my student too. 783 01:20:02,298 --> 01:20:06,176 - Sifu. - You got caught so easily, useless bum. 784 01:20:06,260 --> 01:20:08,262 Look at me, didn't even have a scratch on me. 785 01:20:08,345 --> 01:20:11,640 - Your blood? - Told you I'm fine. 786 01:20:13,017 --> 01:20:17,354 Big stupid was right. That old man's student is lean and skinny. 787 01:20:17,438 --> 01:20:19,356 Not like me at all. 788 01:20:21,817 --> 01:20:23,569 I made a better choice. 789 01:20:23,652 --> 01:20:26,947 - Sifu, I am fitter, right? - Better than nothing! 790 01:20:36,373 --> 01:20:38,667 Open the lock yourself, get him out too. 791 01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:45,591 - Why did you come down here? - I was worried for you, old man! 792 01:20:45,632 --> 01:20:49,428 You've brought him down here, now we're in deep trouble! Get lost! 793 01:20:58,312 --> 01:21:03,442 You two old men better team up or else you'll die sooner. 794 01:21:05,861 --> 01:21:08,947 Don't waste your breath on him. Let me kill him. 795 01:21:11,784 --> 01:21:15,287 What? Are you still going to help? Haven't those two old men been mean to us? 796 01:21:15,371 --> 01:21:17,039 He's been very kind to me. 797 01:21:17,122 --> 01:21:20,334 If he was kind he wouldn't have pushed us to fight each other. 798 01:21:29,468 --> 01:21:31,553 - Your sifu? - I don't care if he dies! 799 01:21:51,824 --> 01:21:53,951 Why haven't you left? Even I'm no match for him! 800 01:22:10,217 --> 01:22:13,804 Sifu, sifu, sifu... 801 01:22:15,305 --> 01:22:18,267 You've finally called me sifu. 802 01:22:20,811 --> 01:22:22,563 Sifu. 803 01:22:22,646 --> 01:22:26,150 I'll chop you to death, you moron, even with my last breath. 804 01:22:26,191 --> 01:22:27,191 Sifu. 805 01:22:27,401 --> 01:22:29,153 - Get out of here. - Sifu! 806 01:22:29,194 --> 01:22:31,196 Get out quick! 807 01:22:33,449 --> 01:22:35,659 Sifu! Sifu. 808 01:22:36,201 --> 01:22:39,037 Go, I'm fine. 809 01:22:47,754 --> 01:22:49,423 Why haven't you gone yet? 810 01:22:55,345 --> 01:22:56,722 Sifu! 811 01:23:02,352 --> 01:23:06,982 - Quick, get out of here. Go! - Go now! 812 01:23:10,527 --> 01:23:13,697 - Sifu! - Let's go, you want to die? 813 01:23:22,498 --> 01:23:26,168 Luckily the old man died before me! 814 01:23:33,550 --> 01:23:36,094 I'd never die before you. 815 01:23:57,074 --> 01:23:58,951 Hey! Where are you going? 816 01:23:59,034 --> 01:24:01,370 - Looking for laughing bandit! - Just like that? 817 01:24:01,453 --> 01:24:03,997 - Why not? - If it's one against one, 818 01:24:04,039 --> 01:24:07,209 even our sifus were no match for him. If you go like that you're going to die! 819 01:24:07,334 --> 01:24:09,586 If you're afraid, then go back and row your boat! 820 01:24:09,670 --> 01:24:11,337 Hey, you've seen it yourself. 821 01:24:11,338 --> 01:24:13,882 Laughing bandit's technique with the sabre is impressive. 822 01:24:13,924 --> 01:24:18,262 If your sifu blocked him with the spear, my sifu would have killed him. 823 01:24:19,721 --> 01:24:24,226 That I know. A boat with two rowers would be faster than a boat with one. 824 01:24:24,309 --> 01:24:26,103 Wow, it's great fun! 825 01:24:26,186 --> 01:24:29,898 - Hey! I want to play too. - Come on. 826 01:24:29,982 --> 01:24:32,234 She's got that one. 827 01:24:32,317 --> 01:24:35,028 Move over there! 828 01:24:35,112 --> 01:24:39,241 - Yes, that's the way. - I got it, I got it. 829 01:24:54,047 --> 01:24:56,883 Oh dear, those two young chaps are here again! 830 01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:09,646 You two youngsters have got some guts. 831 01:25:09,730 --> 01:25:13,442 Our guts are fine. But you've got gallstones, then... 832 01:25:13,525 --> 01:25:16,486 - It's terminal! - You will surely die! 833 01:25:19,573 --> 01:25:23,243 - You didn't even bring your weapons. - We did! Invisible sabre. 834 01:25:23,368 --> 01:25:26,246 Hand spear! One that can rotate. 835 01:25:26,330 --> 01:25:29,833 Rotate? Let's see about that! 836 01:25:53,649 --> 01:25:54,941 Hold on. 837 01:25:55,275 --> 01:25:57,027 If you've the guts, come with us! 838 01:26:25,764 --> 01:26:28,684 - Can't run any further? - Yes. So what? 839 01:27:35,667 --> 01:27:37,461 See if you can beat my hand spear! 840 01:27:44,092 --> 01:27:45,927 Wasn't my hand spear awesome? 841 01:27:46,011 --> 01:27:47,929 Look at my invisible sabre! 842 01:28:23,298 --> 01:28:24,841 I'm sorry. 843 01:28:58,917 --> 01:29:00,961 How dare you spit blood on me! 844 01:29:37,914 --> 01:29:42,168 To fulfil the dreams of our sifus, we should have a duel as well. 845 01:32:41,681 --> 01:32:44,934 We've made the same mistake as our sifus. 846 01:32:46,061 --> 01:32:49,147 If I'd not known you already, I'd have killed you earlier. 847 01:32:49,230 --> 01:32:50,815 Let's do it this way. 848 01:32:50,899 --> 01:32:54,527 Whoever can stick his weapon into his sifu's tomb wins. 849 01:32:54,694 --> 01:32:56,237 What do you think? 850 01:32:56,321 --> 01:33:01,618 That... that... stick into...? 851 01:33:02,410 --> 01:33:03,828 Okay! 852 01:34:51,769 --> 01:34:55,690 Sifu! I lost! I lost! 853 01:35:00,737 --> 01:35:03,823 I didn't lose. That's great! 854 01:35:03,907 --> 01:35:06,659 It's a draw. It's a draw. 855 01:35:06,743 --> 01:35:10,413 Not a draw! I got my sabre in the tomb before you fell. 856 01:35:11,664 --> 01:35:13,499 - What? - What? 857 01:35:13,583 --> 01:35:16,336 Didn't you see I stuck my spear in first? 858 01:35:16,419 --> 01:35:17,837 I did it first... 859 01:35:17,921 --> 01:35:23,384 We would say deadly single sabre and the lethal spear are not the kings of weapons, 860 01:35:23,468 --> 01:35:29,557 because they can never defeat the human emotions. 861 01:35:30,183 --> 01:35:34,229 Assistant director: Jue yat hung stage manager: Chiu ping-Kong 862 01:35:35,480 --> 01:35:39,817 script supervisor: Hui wan furniture: Tam wing-cheung 863 01:35:40,902 --> 01:35:45,281 props: Chan hau-chung assistant cinematographer: Lee chi-keung 864 01:35:46,366 --> 01:35:50,161 costume design: Hung kuen-hoi scenery: Chan fu-wing 865 01:35:51,079 --> 01:35:55,708 music: Frankie chan effects: Wong jok-poon