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[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[GOLF CLUB CLACKS]

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[GOLF CLUB CLACKS]

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Not your best, Jack.

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Nah, it's all right. No problem.

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Now, just to remind you,
two putts for the tie.

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A three putt...

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and I win.

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I don't like either
of those options.

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When was the last time
I lost to you, Declan?

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I have never beaten you,
as you well know.

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So, if I were to miss this
after 40 years

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of playing together,
that would be...

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would be quite something,
wouldn't it?

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All right, here goes.

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Oh, I don't believe it. oh!

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[EXHALES SHARPLY, LAUGHS]

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You know, I thought about
missing that putt on purpose

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and finally giving you
a chance of glory.

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Your eyes must be
failing you, Jack.

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You've left it short.

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Just give it a second.

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[LAUGHS]

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Oh, I swear to God,
Jack Finnegan.

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You must have made
a deal with the devil.

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The devil?
Nah, it's the golf gods.

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They keep smiling on me.
[LAUGHS]

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There's the man everyone
on tour is talking about.

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How you doing, Patrick?
PATRICK: Hey.

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How are things, Mr. Finnegan?

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What the fuck is this,
Mr. Finnegan?

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[LAUGHS]
All right. We're partners now.

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All right. All right.
You're part of the family. Please call me Freddy.

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All right, Freddy.
Bill, always good to see you.

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Good to see you, Freddy.
How's it goin'? Good, good.

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So, how are we feeling?

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You guys like everything
that Stacey's pulled for you. Good. Yeah, 100 percent.

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It's great.
STACEY: Yeah.

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Well, he loves the new patterns
on these shirts here.

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And I like the new logo, too.
Yeah.

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You see? Of course, he does,
'cause the kid has great taste.

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I know. I know.
I fought him on the new design.

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Oh, yeah.
My son came up with the idea,

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so obviously,
I'm a little biased, all right?

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That's fair. [LAUGHS]
But let me ask you, I'm curious,

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how do you feel about some
of these bold new color combos

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we're going with this year?

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I hope you like
the blue and orange

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because it is a nod
to my beloved New York Knicks.

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Well, the... the pants might be
a little too bold for me.

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Besides, I'm...
I'm a Lakers fan.

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Is that a fact? Wow, Bill.

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Okay, we may have to rethink
this whole relationship, huh?

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[ALL LAUGH]

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Obviously, Patrick,
I'm only fucking with you.

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Stacey, you know
what we should do?

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We should put together
a purple and gold look in time

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for the open, maybe, right?
Yeah, sure.

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[CELLPHONE RINGING]
Okay and speaking of my son,

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this is him now,
so you're gonna have

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to excuse me a minute,
all right? I'll be right back.

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Hey.

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I'm not going to wear
purple and gold, by the way.

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Yeah, that's... that's okay.

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So, you're going to love this.

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I got Paddy Mac
in the office right now,

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and he just told me he loves
the new logo. How cool is that?

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See? Aren't you glad
you went with my idea?

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Yeah, of course
I went with your idea

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because you're my son,
and I love you.

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And it was a great idea,
which is exactly why, Frankie,

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you should come
and work with me.

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Think how cool would it be.

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Me and you working together
side by side.

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FRANKIE: <i>Okay, Dad, I don't know </i>
<i>what this new kick you're on</i>

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is all about,
but I'm a musician,

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not a business guy.
FREDDY: <i>Yeah, I know.</i>

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But I don't understand
why you can't do both.

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Have a real job with me
that helps pay the bills

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and then you do your music
on the side.

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Okay, Dad, let's just agree

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to not discuss this
anymore, okay?

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Okay, I apologize, but I'm a dad
who wants to spend more time

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with his son, so shoot me.

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FRANKIE: <i>Well, </i>
<i>if you really want to hang out,</i>

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<i>why don't you get your ass</i>
<i>down here</i>

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and play another 18 with me?

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Just finishing up
my first round now.

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Look, you know I wish I could,
but I can't today.

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But do me a favor,
don't kill yourself out there,

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because no amount of practice
is going to help your cause...

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FRANKIE: Quiet on the course,
please, old man?

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I'm about to stick this
on the green.

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[MELODIC MUSIC PLAYING]

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FRANKIE: Shit, fucker. [GROANS]

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All right, Dad, I got to go

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because I clearly have more work
to do.

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TEDDY: No, no, it's true.

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Sadly, after 30 years
of playing with the professor,

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none of us
have ever beaten him.

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Please do not remind me.

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Your father is almost
80 years old, isn't he?

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Yeah, I know
it's embarrassing, babe,

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but you also have
to understand,

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he is the most competitive
pain in the ass

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you've ever met.
And he will stop at nothing

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to ensure victory for himself,

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including chirping in your ear
when you're standing

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above a putt on 18.
Let it go.

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Yeah, but he's still
an 80 year old man.

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Yeah, and I believe
I already said

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it's a little embarrassing,
didn't I?

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Sarah, in their defense,
the professor has played

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on tour for almost 20 years.

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He's not to be taken
lightly at any age.

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Which is why I have
an announcement to make today.

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I am going to sit
this year's tournament out.

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FRANKIE: What?

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No, Dad, come on.
You have to play.

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I can't do it. I just cannot do
the whole thing with him again.

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The long winded speeches,

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the drinking
of the Molly Mayhems,

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and God forbid
he gets his load on

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and he wants to do his rendition
of "The Parting Glass."

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Because you have
a heart of stone.

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Sarah, I'm sorry.

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I know you've only been married
for a short time,

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but unfortunately, I'm afraid
you will find this out.

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Do not listen
to this man's lies, all right? Mm-hmm.

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Yeah, Dad, how can you say that?

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I love Grandpa
and his ceremonies and rituals.

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You need to hear
the mashie niblick speech again?

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Yes, I do, and the closest
to the pin competition,

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which I plan on winning
this year, by the way.

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And lash them straight,
laddies. I love it all.

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You see, Freddy,
you are the only

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wet blanket in this group.

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We all love the old man
and his traditions.

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I think I have to side
with Freddy on some of this.

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What? Why?

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Because I don't like the way
he pits you two

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against one another
all the time.

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This endless competition,
it's not healthy.

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It's harmless.
Eva, thank you.

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And therefore, it is settled.

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I'm not playing this year,
so please, enjoy yourselves.

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Hm. Well, if Uncle Freddy
isn't planning on playing,

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then maybe I can
finally join, right?

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Great.
Great idea.

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Unless the Finnegan Cup
wants to continue

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its 75 year long history
of discrimination against women?

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It's up to you.
You know, whatever.

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Wait, is this true?

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What kind of family
have I married into?

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No, no, no, no, no, no.

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The only reason a woman has
not competed for the cup

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is because no Finnegan woman,
prior to yourself,

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has played golf.

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EVA: Excuse me.
I used to play a little bit,

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but I could never really find
the time

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because some of us have
very demanding full-time jobs.

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[MARIE SCOFFING] Mom.
Ow. [CHUCKLES]

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Uh, I am suffering
from writer's block,

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which should not be cause
for mockery and jokes.

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Thank you very much.

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But if Freddy is indeed
not going to play...

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My mind is made up.

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...then, Marie, of course,
you should play.

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What a great idea.
Oh.

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EVA: Um, absolutely not.

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How is she going to do that
on such short notice?

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She's got exams next week
that she has to study for.

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Okay, Mom, I could study
down there,

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and I can study on the flights.

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I'm a capable student.
I can study.

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Absolutely not.

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Your finals are more important
than golf.

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Dad, I mean, come on.

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You just... you just said
that I could so I can, right?

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Sorry, kid.
Dad.

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What your mother says goes.

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Although, I will disagree
with her on one point.

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Nothing is more important
than golf.

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You must be excited
about the boys arriving?

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Yep. Their flight
should get in around 5:00.

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That should give us
enough daylight

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for the closest to the pin
competition.

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You're a lucky man, Jack.
I hope you know that.

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Oh, yeah. The game has given me
many blessings, Declan,

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but it also took me away
from the boys.

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And well, because of that,
I have some regrets as you know.

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I do, but do the boys know?
JACK: Huh?

195
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Maybe that's what this visit
should be about.

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Find a time to tell them
how you feel.

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What, face to face?

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Like some kind of sensitive Yank
talking to a shrink? God, no.

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Come on, Jack,
they deserve to know. [SIGHS]

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Well, maybe I'll put it
in a letter.

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A letter? For fuck's sake, Jack.

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[SIGHS]

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Trust me, Jack if you don't tell
the boys how you feel,

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it'll be another regret
to add to the list.

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[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

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FREDDY: That's the one.
That's the one. Come on.

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Be the number.
Be the number. Yes!

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[CELL PHONE RINGING]

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[SIGHS]

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Hey, big brother,
what can I do for you?

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Are you going to disappoint
your father

212
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or are you going to be
a big boy and a good son

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and let bygones be bygones?

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After what he pulled last year?

215
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No, I'm sitting this one out,
all right?

216
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You guys can enjoy
South Carolina without me.

217
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Oh, my Lord,
change the record, would you?

218
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Are you really going to play
the injured puppy?

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He interrupted me
in the middle of a putt

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to ask me a question on 18,
when I had a one stroke lead.

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Why did he do it?

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Because he knew
that was the year

223
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I was finally going to beat him.

224
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Yeah, but you went on
to four putt.

225
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Is that his fault, too?

226
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Yeah, yeah, because he got
inside my head,

227
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which is what he always does,
right?

228
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Oh, my God. Freddy... [SIGHS]

229
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...I know he can be
a pain in the ass,

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but how much longer do you think
he's going to be around?

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How many more Finnegan Cups

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do you think
we're going to have together?

233
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More importantly,
how many more chances

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do you think you're going
to have to finally beat him?

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Okay. Well, that I had
not considered.

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[SIGHS]
All right, fine, I'll go.

237
00:09:53,418 --> 00:09:55,333
But it doesn't mean
I'm going to play nice with him.

238
00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:57,248
Have you ever? So, you're in?

239
00:09:57,379 --> 00:10:00,077
I'm in.
Oh, good. That was easy.

240
00:10:00,382 --> 00:10:01,644
All right, later.

241
00:10:02,079 --> 00:10:03,124
Later.

242
00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:07,737
All right, Declan,
just had a text from the boys.

243
00:10:07,824 --> 00:10:09,609
They'll be pulling up
any minute.

244
00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:11,611
Just remember
what we talked about, Jack.

245
00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:15,266
You and Freddy play nice.
All right. All right.

246
00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,007
I'll do me best.
There they are now.

247
00:10:17,399 --> 00:10:18,922
[LAUGHS]

248
00:10:19,053 --> 00:10:20,924
There's the big hitter.
Come on over here.

249
00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:23,361
Give your grandfather a hug.
[LAUGHS]

250
00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:25,625
Good to see you.
FRANKIE: You too.

251
00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:28,279
JACK: There they are.
Pin one. Pin two.

252
00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:31,979
Theodore. [LAUGHS]
My eldest, my firstborn.

253
00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:33,371
Heir to the throne,
you might say.

254
00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:34,851
Except, unfortunately,
he didn't inherit

255
00:10:34,938 --> 00:10:36,244
his father's swing.

256
00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:38,028
Still, tries his best,
don't you, Teddy?

257
00:10:38,115 --> 00:10:39,508
How you doing, Pop?
Great to see you.

258
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:42,772
And you son, and you.
[LAUGHS] Frederick.

259
00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:45,949
Dad, I have payment
for last year's wager

260
00:10:46,036 --> 00:10:47,211
and it was not cheap.

261
00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:48,430
Huh. You were right.

262
00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:50,345
He did remember.
I told you.

263
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,782
And of course,
it is always such a...

264
00:10:53,087 --> 00:10:54,523
great pleasure to see you.

265
00:10:55,002 --> 00:10:56,830
[SCOFFS] Get your ass over here.

266
00:10:56,917 --> 00:11:00,485
I'm your father,
for fuck's sake. [LAUGHS]

267
00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:03,140
Right. Come on, lads,
in we go. In we go.

268
00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:06,317
Oh, boy.

269
00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:08,755
How many years you been playing
with us now, Francis?

270
00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:10,931
He took Uncle Jim's spot
after he died,

271
00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:12,367
so when was that?

272
00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:13,934
2016.

273
00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:15,762
And why do I remember that?
Oh, yeah.

274
00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:18,155
That's the same year
that he graduated from college.

275
00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:19,766
And instead of coming
to work with the old man,

276
00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:21,811
he decides to join
a freaking rock band.

277
00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:25,772
Okay, I didn't join a rock band.
I formed a rock band.

278
00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:27,295
Big difference.

279
00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:29,471
And we made two albums
that kicked ass.

280
00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:31,081
And I got to tour the world,

281
00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:32,735
meet all kinds
of interesting people,

282
00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:34,737
have a once in a lifetime
love affair,

283
00:11:34,824 --> 00:11:36,870
all while doing
something that I love.

284
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,089
Sounds a lot like playing
the PGA tour, boy.

285
00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:40,874
DECLAN: Hard to argue
with that, Francis.

286
00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:43,354
Jack, I'm going to set
things up on the 16th.

287
00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:45,226
I will see you boys shortly.

288
00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:47,228
All right, it's time
for the customary

289
00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:48,490
kickoff cocktail.

290
00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,971
Your grandmother's
very own recipe.

291
00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:52,712
Molly's Mayhem.

292
00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:57,368
To the first of many toasts
and many drinks.

293
00:11:57,629 --> 00:12:00,589
Gentlemen, it's a pleasure
to have you back in my home,

294
00:12:00,981 --> 00:12:02,765
and it's an even greater
pleasure to have us all together

295
00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:04,288
for the annual golf tournament.

296
00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:06,029
These outings with family

297
00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:07,988
have been the happiest moments
of my life,

298
00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:09,554
right back from when I was
playing with my father

299
00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:11,078
and my grandfather
back in Wicklow,

300
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:13,254
where I first learned
this beautiful game.

301
00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:16,736
To us, the Finnegan Foursome.

302
00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:18,825
ALL: The Finnegan Foursome.

303
00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:20,043
Right.

304
00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:21,871
Come on, young Francis,
follow me.

305
00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:23,264
I want to show you this.

306
00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:26,136
There is no way
I'm drinking this shit.

307
00:12:26,223 --> 00:12:28,008
But you're going to try
to be nice.

308
00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:31,272
JACK: Now, there's a lot
of trophies on these shelves.

309
00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:33,361
But this here, take that.

310
00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:36,581
This is the most important.

311
00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:38,932
It's the Finnegan's Cup.

312
00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:40,760
Oh, would you look?

313
00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:43,588
Looks like a fella
named Jack Finnegan

314
00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:45,939
has been running the table
for quite some time. [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

315
00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:49,812
Wow. Dad, your humility
never ceases to amaze.

316
00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:51,727
I could say the same
for your sarcasm

317
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:52,772
and your bitterness.

318
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,209
Oh, look what just happens
to be sitting right here,

319
00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:56,253
a copy of your book.

320
00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:58,647
Let me see if this sounds
at all familiar to you, Dad.

321
00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:02,216
"A win with poor sportsmanship
is no victory at all."

322
00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:07,134
"Whereas grace and success
marks the true champion."

323
00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:09,049
Hard to believe
that's attributed

324
00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:10,224
to the great Jack Finnegan.

325
00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:11,573
There's also a good quote
in there

326
00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:12,966
about being a sore loser.

327
00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:15,142
Maybe you'd like to read
that as well?

328
00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:17,100
Okay, you two, settle down.

329
00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:19,799
We're not even
on the golf course yet.

330
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,017
What about this
picture, Grandpa?

331
00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:22,497
Is that Arnold Palmer?

332
00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:24,325
JACK:
That was taken back in '72.

333
00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:26,370
That's me
and the big three, huh? [LAUGHS]

334
00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:28,024
But here, take a look at this.

335
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:33,160
Now, that's me
and the other big three,

336
00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:35,118
my grandfather, my father,
and my brother Jim.

337
00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:36,816
God rest their souls.

338
00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:39,296
And that's why
we celebrate this every year.

339
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:42,952
It is to celebrate
them, Francis.

340
00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:44,649
Now, give me that.

341
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:48,479
Come on, let's get outside,
take these drinks with us.

342
00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:51,656
Get down to the real order
of business. Follow me, laddies.

343
00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:54,442
So, what do you think, Francis?

344
00:13:54,572 --> 00:13:56,836
Maybe this new year you get
to wear the jacket, Huh?

345
00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:58,402
FRANKIE: I'm planning
on it, Grandpa.

346
00:13:58,576 --> 00:14:00,622
Uh, he's going to have
to wait, old man,

347
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:03,233
'cause this is the year
I'm finally taking you down.

348
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:06,062
[LAUGHS]
I like your confidence, Freddy.

349
00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:07,629
But if history is any indicator,

350
00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:09,587
you'll finish like Norman
at the Masters.

351
00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:11,285
Or Mickelson in '06.
Come on, guys.

352
00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:12,416
I don't think that's fair.

353
00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:14,070
Freddy's blow up
was much worse than that.

354
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:15,724
[LAUGHS]

355
00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:18,031
You know, Freddy,
I was starting to worry

356
00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:19,771
you were going
to be a no show this year

357
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:23,950
on account of that devastating
choke at 18 last year. [LAUGHS]

358
00:14:24,298 --> 00:14:27,997
Keep talking smack, old man.
But you heard it here first.

359
00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:31,783
Your days are numbered.
[LAUGHS]

360
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:35,396
My days are numbered.
We'll soon see about that.

361
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:46,755
DECLAN: Welcome, gentlemen.
[LAUGHS]

362
00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:49,976
DECLAN: You all know
why you're here.

363
00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:54,632
The Closest to the Pin
competition.

364
00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,504
[ALL LAUGH]

365
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,027
Thank you. You may rise.

366
00:14:58,114 --> 00:14:59,768
[ALL LAUGH]

367
00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:01,204
Thanks, Declan.

368
00:15:02,031 --> 00:15:05,034
Fifty-nine years ago,
on the eve of my leaving Ireland

369
00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:08,298
for America, my father,
God rest his soul,

370
00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:12,215
took me out to the par 3 17th
at Waterville,

371
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:14,478
his favorite par 3
in all of Ireland.

372
00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:18,221
And from his bag
he took out his favorite club,

373
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:22,138
the hickory shafted
mashie niblick.

374
00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:25,098
And with this club,
on that hole years earlier,

375
00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:26,969
he hit his only hole in one.

376
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:30,494
My father then gave me
the opportunity

377
00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:33,410
to win this treasured club
from him

378
00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:36,631
if I could hit one closer
to the pin than he could.

379
00:15:37,284 --> 00:15:39,286
And if I could, well then,

380
00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:43,029
I could take his prized
mashie niblick with me

381
00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:45,857
to America as a reminder of him,

382
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:48,773
as a reminder of home,
and as a reminder

383
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:51,602
that he would never forgive
me for leaving Ireland.

384
00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:55,563
But, since I stand before you
here today with this club,

385
00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:58,740
and since you've all heard
this story many times before,

386
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,960
well, you all know the outcome.

387
00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:05,181
And as we do every year,
I now give you the opportunity

388
00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:08,489
to win my father's prize club
from me.

389
00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:12,188
Right. Let's lash them
straight, laddies.

390
00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:14,234
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

391
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:18,934
FRANKIE: That looks good.
Oh, my God.

392
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:21,458
FRANKIE:
The old man's still got it. [LAUGHS]

393
00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:24,853
Oh, my God. How in the hell
does he still do this at his age?

394
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:27,464
And as we've seen
too many times before,

395
00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:30,598
the old man's hard to beat.
[CHUCKLES] Right.

396
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:33,122
Second place kid is up next.

397
00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:36,299
FRANKIE: Come on, Dad.
FREDDY: Second place kid, huh?

398
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,391
I told you, you're going
down this year, old man.

399
00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:46,744
JACK: You're in trouble, Freddy.
FREDDY: No, no.

400
00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:49,399
That's going to come on back.
Come on back. Come on back.

401
00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:52,011
Will you look at the kick
on that?

402
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:53,969
Never the bride, Freddy.
Never the bride.

403
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:57,668
Thanks, Pop.
Always love those words of encouragement from you, Dad.

404
00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:00,106
All right, Teddy,
let's see what you got.

405
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:01,890
You know, Grandpa,
I still can't believe

406
00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:04,327
in all your years of playing,
you've never seen a hole in one.

407
00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:06,764
Well, young Francis,
that is about to change.

408
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:08,462
What, a hole in one?

409
00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:11,726
I got 50 right now that says
you won't even hit the green.

410
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:19,038
FRANKIE:
Oh, that's looking good.

411
00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:22,041
[CROWD CHEERS]

412
00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:23,738
FREDDY:
Are you kidding me?

413
00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:25,435
I know you always welch
on your bets,

414
00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:27,611
so I know better
than to expect my five-O.

415
00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:30,658
My wallet is back
at the house, okay? You'll get your money.

416
00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:31,920
Come on, Francis,
you get up next.

417
00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:33,443
All right, big boy.

418
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:35,271
Okay, I would just like to say

419
00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:36,881
I haven't been playing
as much as I'd like,

420
00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:38,535
so I might be a little rusty.

421
00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:39,971
TEDDY:
Got news for you, Francis.

422
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,365
No one gets to play
as much as they'd like to.

423
00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:44,411
It's all about
a healthy balance, boys.

424
00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:46,152
You play too much golf,
it interferes

425
00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:47,501
with your relationships.

426
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:50,243
That's why I restrict myself
just two rounds a day.

427
00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:51,418
[CHUCKLES]

428
00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:55,465
He said healthy balance, right?
So what does that mean? You see your kids once a month?

429
00:17:56,205 --> 00:17:58,599
Grandpa, this one's for you.

430
00:18:05,954 --> 00:18:08,783
TEDDY: Oh, notwithstanding
the shape of it, it looks pretty good.

431
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:10,089
FREDDY: Oh, my God,
that might go.

432
00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:11,960
That might go. That might go.
TEDDY: Oh, great shot.

433
00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:13,483
That is all over it.

434
00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:15,833
FRANKIE: Be the number.
Be the number! Be the number!

435
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,792
FRANKIE: Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
[SCREAMS]

436
00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:21,926
[ALL LAUGH, CHEER]

437
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:25,016
FREDDY: That's my boy!
[GRUNTS, SCREAMS]

438
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:26,366
FREDDY:
I don't fucking believe it.

439
00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:28,194
Holy shit.
Wait, Grandpa!

440
00:18:28,716 --> 00:18:30,500
Grandpa.
TEDDY: Oh, God.

441
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,112
FRANKIE: Hey.
TEDDY: Dad?

442
00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:35,549
I'll call 911.
Dad, Dad.

443
00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:46,777
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]

444
00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:48,866
I swear, Freddy.

445
00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:51,956
I can't believe he's gone.
[SIGHS] Man, I know.

446
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:56,352
But if you're going to go,
go out doing what you love, I guess.

447
00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:58,659
There wasn't a man alive
who loved the game more than he did.

448
00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:00,487
Here's to the old man.

449
00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:03,316
Great teacher, great golfer,
and a great father.

450
00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:08,059
Great teacher, yes.
Great golfer, without a doubt.

451
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:11,411
Great father,
when he was around, sure.

452
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:12,586
And pretty much only to you.

453
00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:15,284
Really?
You know what irks me?

454
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:17,765
And I know I probably shouldn't
say this out loud...

455
00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:19,462
Then please don't.
This was the year.

456
00:19:19,549 --> 00:19:21,290
This was the year
I was going to beat him.

457
00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:23,379
No, it isn't, because he would
have done what he always did.

458
00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:25,599
Mind fuck you
into a triple bogey on the final hole.

459
00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:27,078
No, no, no.
It wasn't gonna happen

460
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,428
because I've been doing
some work on myself,

461
00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:31,126
and now I can control my temper,
keep my shit in check.

462
00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:32,649
And I think
he might have known that.

463
00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:35,086
Oh, so maybe he died
just to put the screws to you

464
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,437
one final time?
Would you put it past him?

465
00:19:38,089 --> 00:19:41,528
Wow, Uncle Freddy,
you are a sad, sick individual.

466
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:43,791
You see, even she knows
I'm right.

467
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:51,494
So, big boy,
I've been meaning to ask you.

468
00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:53,496
How you doing with the guilt?

469
00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:56,325
The guilt? For what?

470
00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:58,980
Marie, don't pick on him.
Hole in one.

471
00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:01,025
In the excitement of the moment,
you never considered

472
00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:04,115
that maybe that's what gave
Grandpa the heart attack?

473
00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:05,769
No. What?

474
00:20:05,987 --> 00:20:08,685
That's not... What...
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

475
00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:10,513
You don't think that's what
everyone else thinks, do you?

476
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,602
[MUMBLES] Maybe ask Declan.

477
00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:15,257
You knew Grandpa
better than anybody, so...

478
00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:18,086
Well, as you know,
I caddied for your grandfather

479
00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:21,307
for 20 years.
I played golf with him for 25 after that.

480
00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:24,571
[INHALES] And in all
of that time, he had never seen a hole in one.

481
00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:28,444
So, I don't know,
maybe Marie has a point.

482
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:32,535
[CHUCKLES]
Wow. You guys are terrible. Do you know that?

483
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:34,407
[DECLAN LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]

484
00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:38,541
So, Declan, I hate to be morbid,
but I'm dying to know.

485
00:20:38,628 --> 00:20:40,369
How did you fly up
with the ashes?

486
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,763
You check it with the luggage
or did you carry it on the plane?

487
00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:45,244
No, no, no.
I have them right here.

488
00:20:47,115 --> 00:20:49,160
Kept them with me
the whole time.

489
00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:52,163
Safe and sound.

490
00:20:52,425 --> 00:20:54,253
What the hell?
These are the ashes right here?

491
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:55,993
You didn't want to put it
in an urn or something?

492
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,693
Those were his wishes.
His wishes were to be buried in a plastic garbage bag?

493
00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:03,479
No. He doesn't want
to be buried at all. [INHALES SHARPLY]

494
00:21:03,653 --> 00:21:07,004
He wants his ashes scattered
over four very specific

495
00:21:07,091 --> 00:21:09,050
locations all back in Ireland.

496
00:21:09,137 --> 00:21:10,747
And it will be of no surprise

497
00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:13,097
where he wants some
of those ashes distributed.

498
00:21:13,184 --> 00:21:14,360
Carne?
DECLAN: Correct.

499
00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:15,404
It is so perfect.

500
00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:16,579
It was your grandfather's

501
00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:18,277
favorite golf course
back in Ireland.

502
00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:21,105
Did he really want his ashes
scattered on a golf course,

503
00:21:21,192 --> 00:21:23,847
or is this some kind of ruse
you all came up with in order

504
00:21:23,934 --> 00:21:27,024
to go to Ireland to play golf?
No, no, no.

505
00:21:27,111 --> 00:21:28,852
I swear to you,
these were his wishes.

506
00:21:28,939 --> 00:21:30,941
Look, I have it all written down
on a napkin.

507
00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:32,508
On a napkin?
DECLAN: Uh huh.

508
00:21:32,595 --> 00:21:35,511
From a pub, last time
we played golf back in Ireland.

509
00:21:35,598 --> 00:21:38,862
Now, keep in mind,
this is the same pub

510
00:21:38,949 --> 00:21:41,430
where he met your grandmother
back when they were teenagers.

511
00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:43,606
And, well, I guess

512
00:21:43,737 --> 00:21:45,434
having just lost
your poor mother,

513
00:21:45,565 --> 00:21:47,567
he started thinking
about his own mortality,

514
00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:49,612
and that is when
he came up with this plan.

515
00:21:50,265 --> 00:21:52,006
Wrote it all down
over a few pints.

516
00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:53,660
Can I see that, Declan?

517
00:21:53,790 --> 00:21:55,357
Where else
does he want them scattered?

518
00:21:55,444 --> 00:21:56,576
The family farm.

519
00:21:56,663 --> 00:21:58,229
Where he married
your grandmother

520
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,188
under his grandfather's
apple trees.

521
00:22:00,275 --> 00:22:01,624
The Wicklow Head Lighthouse.

522
00:22:01,755 --> 00:22:03,800
Down on the beach
where he asked her to marry him.

523
00:22:03,887 --> 00:22:07,891
Wow. Boy, who knew Grandpa
was such a sentimental romantic.

524
00:22:07,978 --> 00:22:10,720
And the last location.
Big surprise. Blaine Row.

525
00:22:10,807 --> 00:22:12,896
Let me guess. That's where
they had their first kiss.

526
00:22:13,027 --> 00:22:15,508
No, he wasn't that romantic.
It's another golf course.

527
00:22:15,595 --> 00:22:16,683
Where Grandpa learned to play.

528
00:22:16,987 --> 00:22:19,599
As a young lad with his father
and his grandfather.

529
00:22:19,903 --> 00:22:23,385
Which reminds me.
Francis, come with me. [SIGHS]

530
00:22:25,474 --> 00:22:28,521
This, I believe,
is now rightfully yours.

531
00:22:29,304 --> 00:22:34,614
Oh, I don't know if I should,
you know? Given everything.

532
00:22:34,701 --> 00:22:36,920
Oh, you can take it
as long as you promise never to repeat

533
00:22:37,007 --> 00:22:39,445
the mashie niblick speech, okay?
[CHUCKLES]

534
00:22:41,185 --> 00:22:42,361
No promises.

535
00:22:43,884 --> 00:22:45,494
It's a beautiful plan, Declan.
DECLAN: It is.

536
00:22:45,581 --> 00:22:47,931
So, he didn't want a service

537
00:22:48,018 --> 00:22:49,977
or a headstone or a funeral?
Nothing like that.

538
00:22:50,325 --> 00:22:52,545
Shit, you know your father
wasn't much for religion,

539
00:22:52,762 --> 00:22:54,242
apart from golf, obviously.

540
00:22:54,329 --> 00:22:55,461
Something to consider.

541
00:22:56,810 --> 00:22:59,726
If we are going to do this,
go to Ireland,

542
00:23:00,335 --> 00:23:02,946
scatter the ashes,
see all these beautiful courses.

543
00:23:04,208 --> 00:23:07,255
It would be a shame
not to get a couple of rounds in.

544
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,257
I like the way you're thinking.
As I suspected.

545
00:23:09,344 --> 00:23:12,216
DECLAN: Actually, that was also
one of Jack's wishes.

546
00:23:12,303 --> 00:23:14,871
He wanted to make sure
that the Finnegan's Cup

547
00:23:14,958 --> 00:23:19,006
continued without him,
and he very much wanted Marie

548
00:23:19,615 --> 00:23:22,749
to take his place
and be the first female to compete for the cup.

549
00:23:22,966 --> 00:23:25,186
Really?
TEDDY: How great is this?

550
00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:27,623
Marie can finally play
in the tournament

551
00:23:27,710 --> 00:23:30,670
and the storied legacy
of the Finnegan's Cup

552
00:23:31,192 --> 00:23:32,541
can continue on.

553
00:23:32,715 --> 00:23:34,935
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

554
00:24:27,030 --> 00:24:29,032
[GRUNTS]

555
00:24:32,166 --> 00:24:34,821
Good day, sir.
Welcome to Carton House.

556
00:24:34,908 --> 00:24:36,170
TEDDY: Thank you very much.
Are you checking in?

557
00:24:36,257 --> 00:24:37,388
Finnegan. Yes.
Finnegan.

558
00:24:37,650 --> 00:24:39,216
The Finnegan Foursome.
The Finnegan Foursome.

559
00:24:39,303 --> 00:24:41,088
Thank you.
Reception is this way, sir.

560
00:24:41,567 --> 00:24:42,611
What did I tell you?

561
00:24:42,698 --> 00:24:44,526
Is this place incredible
or what?

562
00:24:45,179 --> 00:24:46,702
Remember when we came here
with Mom and Dad?

563
00:24:46,789 --> 00:24:49,923
Oh, yeah.
That was a hell of a vacation.

564
00:24:50,576 --> 00:24:53,492
It was your grandparents'
first trip back to Ireland

565
00:24:53,579 --> 00:24:55,450
since they left in the '50s.

566
00:24:55,581 --> 00:24:57,844
And the idea was they wanted
to bring their two boys back

567
00:24:57,931 --> 00:25:00,237
to the old country
so we could meet our relatives

568
00:25:00,324 --> 00:25:02,718
and see the sights.
But most importantly,

569
00:25:03,110 --> 00:25:06,156
it was about us spending time
together as a family

570
00:25:06,243 --> 00:25:08,158
because our father
was always working.

571
00:25:08,245 --> 00:25:10,770
But that didn't
quite happen, did it?

572
00:25:10,857 --> 00:25:11,945
You're still bitter about this?

573
00:25:12,075 --> 00:25:13,729
No, no. I wouldn't say
I'm bitter. I would say

574
00:25:13,816 --> 00:25:17,080
I'm disappointed, saddened,
scarred for life, maybe.

575
00:25:17,211 --> 00:25:18,604
Why? What happened?

576
00:25:18,691 --> 00:25:20,170
FREDDY: Because our father did
what he always did.

577
00:25:20,301 --> 00:25:23,130
His work took precedence
over his family.

578
00:25:23,217 --> 00:25:25,001
An old friend of his,
Christy O'Conner,

579
00:25:25,088 --> 00:25:27,221
Irish golf legend,
called the old man to see

580
00:25:27,308 --> 00:25:28,701
if he could help out
with a few guys over here

581
00:25:28,788 --> 00:25:30,093
who were getting ready
for the Ryder Cup.

582
00:25:30,224 --> 00:25:31,486
Which is a fine excuse
for a couple of days,

583
00:25:31,573 --> 00:25:32,661
but we didn't see him
for the whole week.

584
00:25:32,792 --> 00:25:34,794
Hey, we had a great time
with Mom, didn't we?

585
00:25:34,881 --> 00:25:36,535
Yeah, because we always
had a great time with Mom,

586
00:25:36,622 --> 00:25:38,711
because Mom was a saint.
God rest her soul.

587
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,235
And speaking
of her saintly self,

588
00:25:41,322 --> 00:25:43,803
is this her old
Lady Baltimore luggage?

589
00:25:43,890 --> 00:25:46,066
MARIE: Mm hmm.
She loved this stuff.

590
00:25:46,196 --> 00:25:47,284
Yeah.

591
00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:50,331
After you killed Grandpa,
he left them to me.

592
00:25:50,418 --> 00:25:52,986
Okay, is this going
to be your joke the whole week?

593
00:25:53,377 --> 00:25:55,031
I did not kill Grandpa, okay?

594
00:25:55,205 --> 00:25:58,208
Not a joke.
I did not kill Grandpa.

595
00:26:00,689 --> 00:26:03,170
So, we've got each
of the gentlemen

596
00:26:03,257 --> 00:26:04,998
in a house suite,

597
00:26:05,085 --> 00:26:06,913
and I've upgraded
the lovely young couple

598
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:07,870
into a deluxe suite.

599
00:26:08,088 --> 00:26:10,133
[STAMMERS]
W... w... wait. Lovely couple?

600
00:26:10,220 --> 00:26:11,526
Who exactly would that be?

601
00:26:11,613 --> 00:26:12,962
Ah! No, no, no, my dear.

602
00:26:13,049 --> 00:26:15,486
See, me and Lady Baltimore here
are not a couple.

603
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,663
We're cousins.
Apologies.

604
00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:20,796
I'm actually single.
[CHUCKLES] Heartbroken.

605
00:26:20,927 --> 00:26:22,711
Very sad.
She ended it.

606
00:26:22,842 --> 00:26:23,712
Okay.

607
00:26:24,234 --> 00:26:25,671
This is really hard to watch.
I'm here for the summer.

608
00:26:26,019 --> 00:26:28,499
No, no. What he's trying to say
is that we're gonna need another room.

609
00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:31,502
Yeah, because I was
also under the impression

610
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:34,505
that we booked four rooms,
given there are four of us.

611
00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:36,595
We did book four rooms.
I booked four rooms.

612
00:26:36,682 --> 00:26:38,205
It's all settled.
There's no problem.

613
00:26:38,292 --> 00:26:39,728
I booked four rooms, correct?

614
00:26:40,033 --> 00:26:41,338
Incorrect.

615
00:26:41,687 --> 00:26:44,428
We don't have any single rooms
available this week.

616
00:26:44,559 --> 00:26:46,692
However, you could double up.

617
00:26:47,388 --> 00:26:49,869
We could bring up a cot,
or you could share a bed.

618
00:26:49,956 --> 00:26:51,610
He's your son.
You should bunk with him.

619
00:26:51,740 --> 00:26:52,785
I should bunk with him, huh?Yeah.

620
00:26:53,002 --> 00:26:54,700
Okay. You clearly have never
heard him snore.

621
00:26:54,874 --> 00:26:57,659
All right, I think
there's only one fair solution for this.

622
00:26:57,964 --> 00:26:59,966
We're gonna putt for it.
One putt each.

623
00:27:00,053 --> 00:27:01,707
The two balls furthest
from the hole

624
00:27:01,794 --> 00:27:03,186
have to bunk up together.

625
00:27:04,884 --> 00:27:06,015
Sound good?
Sounds great.

626
00:27:06,233 --> 00:27:07,234
Problem solved.

627
00:27:08,539 --> 00:27:11,151
Okay, young master Finnegan,
let's see what you got.

628
00:27:11,368 --> 00:27:13,370
All right, watch and learn.

629
00:27:13,893 --> 00:27:15,808
School is in session.

630
00:27:18,158 --> 00:27:21,552
Oh, come on. Be right.
Be... Ah!

631
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:22,771
FREDDY: That's tough.
That's tough.

632
00:27:22,902 --> 00:27:25,469
I'll take it.
It'll be tough to beat.

633
00:27:25,774 --> 00:27:28,211
But fortunately for me,
I have broken out

634
00:27:28,342 --> 00:27:30,387
the trusted Calamity Jane
for this trip.

635
00:27:30,474 --> 00:27:32,563
Now, why would you do this
to yourself?

636
00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:34,261
You're just setting yourself up
for failure.

637
00:27:34,348 --> 00:27:35,697
I mean, how old
is that friggin' putter?

638
00:27:35,784 --> 00:27:39,048
This is the same exact club
that Bobby Jones used

639
00:27:39,135 --> 00:27:41,181
for all those championships
that he won.

640
00:27:41,790 --> 00:27:43,749
If it was good enough
for Mr. Jones...

641
00:27:45,315 --> 00:27:46,926
it's good enough for me.

642
00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:56,283
Yeah! All right. Well, okay.

643
00:27:56,979 --> 00:28:01,462
Obviously, you are
no Bobby Jones, my brother.

644
00:28:01,854 --> 00:28:07,250
[SMACKS LIPS] Ladies and gents,
this is how we do it.

645
00:28:08,077 --> 00:28:11,559
Come on. Come on.
That is looking good!

646
00:28:11,646 --> 00:28:15,737
Nah, motherfucker!
It went... went past it.

647
00:28:15,955 --> 00:28:17,565
What the fuck was that?

648
00:28:17,652 --> 00:28:19,785
I see what you're saying
about keeping that anger in check.

649
00:28:19,915 --> 00:28:22,048
[SIGHS]
FRANKIE: All right, Lady Baltimore, pressure is off.

650
00:28:22,135 --> 00:28:24,441
Just get it, I mean,
anywhere kind of close

651
00:28:24,572 --> 00:28:26,879
to the hole
and these two will be sleeping in a bed together tonight.

652
00:28:27,009 --> 00:28:29,490
Yeah, that shouldn't
be a problem.

653
00:28:29,577 --> 00:28:31,013
[SMACKS LIPS, INHALES]
You know what?

654
00:28:31,144 --> 00:28:32,406
Let's keep it interesting.

655
00:28:32,536 --> 00:28:34,930
Whichever one of our balls
is closest to the hole,

656
00:28:35,191 --> 00:28:38,151
their father gets the bed,
the other gets the cot.

657
00:28:38,238 --> 00:28:41,197
Unless these two want to,
you know, share a bed. No.

658
00:28:41,328 --> 00:28:43,112
Yeah. There will be no sharing
of beds.

659
00:28:43,330 --> 00:28:45,201
Well, so it's a bet?

660
00:28:45,288 --> 00:28:46,855
I have faith in you, kid.

661
00:28:46,942 --> 00:28:48,291
Okay.All right.

662
00:28:49,292 --> 00:28:51,686
See it. Strike it.

663
00:28:52,513 --> 00:28:53,644
Sink it.

664
00:28:55,777 --> 00:28:57,779
FREDDY: Look at this.
Look at this.

665
00:28:57,866 --> 00:29:00,913
Right inside his ball.
FRANKIE: No way. No way.

666
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:04,481
[LAUGHS]
Oh, my Lord, are you kidding me?

667
00:29:04,655 --> 00:29:06,570
Are you freaking kidding me?

668
00:29:06,701 --> 00:29:08,877
The first Finnegan female
to compete for the cup

669
00:29:08,964 --> 00:29:11,271
and she comes out
guns a blazing. Yep.

670
00:29:11,358 --> 00:29:12,751
Sorry.
[LAUGHS]

671
00:29:13,273 --> 00:29:15,754
I hope this is all right
for you, sir? [GRUNTS]

672
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,888
Oh, he's going to sleep
like a prince on that.

673
00:29:20,019 --> 00:29:22,108
Thank you, young man.
Ah, pleasure.

674
00:29:22,195 --> 00:29:23,239
But excuse me, sir.

675
00:29:23,544 --> 00:29:25,415
Is it true
that you're Teddy Finnegan, the writer?

676
00:29:25,502 --> 00:29:26,677
That's right, I am.

677
00:29:27,113 --> 00:29:29,028
Well, it's an honor to meet you.
I'm a huge fan of your books.

678
00:29:29,115 --> 00:29:31,813
Really? Thanks.
I appreciate that.

679
00:29:32,292 --> 00:29:34,685
If my brother sounds
at all surprised,

680
00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,687
it's just that he very rarely
hears that.

681
00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:39,038
You know, someone admits
to being a fan of his work.

682
00:29:39,429 --> 00:29:40,648
I've read them all.

683
00:29:40,822 --> 00:29:42,955
Of course, the Jimmy Knight
books are my favorites,

684
00:29:43,042 --> 00:29:44,565
but I'll admit
I was a bit disappointed

685
00:29:44,652 --> 00:29:45,914
when you killed him off
in the last book.

686
00:29:46,001 --> 00:29:47,220
Yeah, well, in retrospect,

687
00:29:47,307 --> 00:29:49,048
that actually might have
been a mistake.

688
00:29:49,135 --> 00:29:51,746
It's because Teddy's
got writer's block.

689
00:29:51,833 --> 00:29:53,617
What is it going on
two years now?

690
00:29:54,488 --> 00:29:56,272
And at this pace,
it seems doubtful

691
00:29:56,359 --> 00:29:58,448
that he'll ever write again.
[SMACKS LIPS]

692
00:29:59,754 --> 00:30:03,149
Oh, well, I'm sorry
to hear that, but you are in Ireland

693
00:30:03,236 --> 00:30:06,239
and you wouldn't be
the first man of letters to find inspiration here.

694
00:30:06,543 --> 00:30:08,023
From your lips to God's ears.

695
00:30:08,241 --> 00:30:10,634
And thanks again
for delivering my brother's bed.

696
00:30:10,721 --> 00:30:13,420
I especially love
how thin the mattress is.

697
00:30:13,507 --> 00:30:15,161
That's a wonderful job.

698
00:30:15,770 --> 00:30:17,685
Oh, oh.

699
00:30:19,469 --> 00:30:22,255
Oh, what is... Oh, what is this?
[GRUNTS]

700
00:30:22,908 --> 00:30:26,694
It's such a big, beautiful bed.
So comfortable. [GROANS]

701
00:30:26,781 --> 00:30:30,698
Hey, just so you know,
that bet was total bullshit.

702
00:30:30,785 --> 00:30:32,700
Your putt was, what,
90 feet from the hole?

703
00:30:32,787 --> 00:30:34,397
Not even close.
If anyone should be sleeping

704
00:30:34,484 --> 00:30:36,095
on that cot,
it should be you, not me.

705
00:30:36,182 --> 00:30:38,271
I hope that mattress
isn't too uncomfortable for you

706
00:30:38,358 --> 00:30:41,491
because I would hate for it
to affect your swing

707
00:30:41,665 --> 00:30:43,537
tomorrow morning.
Oh, don't worry about that.

708
00:30:43,624 --> 00:30:45,495
There's going to be payback
on the course tomorrow.

709
00:30:45,582 --> 00:30:47,019
Oh, by the way, totally forgot.

710
00:30:47,193 --> 00:30:48,759
Did you remember
to bring the ashes?

711
00:30:48,890 --> 00:30:50,500
What are you talking about?
I wasn't supposed to bring the ashes.

712
00:30:50,631 --> 00:30:51,850
You were supposed
to bring the ashes.

713
00:30:51,937 --> 00:30:53,547
That was the deal.
When did that become the deal?

714
00:30:53,634 --> 00:30:54,940
I don't remember
discussing that.

715
00:30:55,027 --> 00:30:57,159
Oh, yeah, no, we discussed it
at length

716
00:30:57,290 --> 00:30:59,074
because, remember, I'm against
the whole ashes thing?

717
00:30:59,248 --> 00:31:00,641
I wanted a proper burial.

718
00:31:00,815 --> 00:31:03,513
You know, a service at a church
with a priest and a headstone.

719
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,820
Not just throwing ashes
around willy nilly.

720
00:31:07,126 --> 00:31:08,301
Okay.

721
00:31:08,605 --> 00:31:10,651
Please tell me
we didn't come all this way

722
00:31:10,738 --> 00:31:12,131
without the fucking ashes.

723
00:31:12,435 --> 00:31:13,872
I'm fucking with you.

724
00:31:14,742 --> 00:31:16,222
[SIGHS]
TEDDY: Not to worry.

725
00:31:16,396 --> 00:31:19,007
Got them right here,
safe and sound.

726
00:31:19,138 --> 00:31:21,270
FREDDY: What the fuck is that?

727
00:31:21,357 --> 00:31:23,011
Why do you still have them
in the plastic bag?

728
00:31:23,098 --> 00:31:24,273
I thought you said
you were gonna get an urn.

729
00:31:24,578 --> 00:31:28,190
Well, I thought it'd be easier
than lugging an urn around

730
00:31:28,277 --> 00:31:29,496
to all these
different locations,

731
00:31:29,757 --> 00:31:32,716
so I separated the ashes
into these four separate bags.

732
00:31:32,803 --> 00:31:33,892
Take a look.

733
00:31:36,459 --> 00:31:38,331
Huh. Okay.

734
00:31:38,418 --> 00:31:40,246
I got to admit,
I like the green velvet.

735
00:31:40,333 --> 00:31:41,682
It's a nice touch,
even if I do think

736
00:31:41,769 --> 00:31:44,076
the whole thing's
a little weird and egotistical.

737
00:31:44,163 --> 00:31:45,338
Egotistical. How so?

738
00:31:45,468 --> 00:31:48,384
Yeah. Uh,
we've built a whole trip

739
00:31:48,471 --> 00:31:50,386
around his memory
that he mapped out.

740
00:31:50,473 --> 00:31:54,173
You don't think
that's a little self important and grandiose?

741
00:31:56,088 --> 00:31:59,700
Have some respect.
That is your father in that bag.

742
00:32:01,397 --> 00:32:02,398
BARTENDER: Here you go.

743
00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:06,185
TEDDY: Can I just say
how nice this is?

744
00:32:06,576 --> 00:32:08,404
The four of us here
in the motherland.

745
00:32:08,578 --> 00:32:10,885
To Guinness in our guts
and gimmies on the green.

746
00:32:10,972 --> 00:32:13,061
And pints in our fists
and pars in our future.

747
00:32:13,148 --> 00:32:16,978
Wow, look at you two.
Can I throw my hat in the ring?

748
00:32:17,413 --> 00:32:21,200
To beers in our bellies
and birdies on our scorecards.

749
00:32:21,287 --> 00:32:22,679
Oh. Nope, that doesn't work.

750
00:32:22,766 --> 00:32:23,898
Really crashed
the landing there.

751
00:32:23,985 --> 00:32:25,160
It's got to be an alliteration.

752
00:32:25,291 --> 00:32:27,902
We've got bellies
and birdies, so we can do...

753
00:32:27,989 --> 00:32:29,991
To beers in our bellies
and birdies on the back nine.

754
00:32:30,078 --> 00:32:31,775
No, Dad, come on,
you're the writer.

755
00:32:31,862 --> 00:32:33,168
You can do better than that.

756
00:32:33,255 --> 00:32:35,214
It's going to be beers
and bellies.

757
00:32:35,301 --> 00:32:37,520
Oh, for crying out loud,
can we just drink these

758
00:32:37,607 --> 00:32:39,044
already, please?
MARIE: I got it.

759
00:32:39,218 --> 00:32:41,785
To beers in our bellies
and birdies over bogeys.

760
00:32:41,872 --> 00:32:43,918
Oh, I like that.
Birdies over bogeys.

761
00:32:44,005 --> 00:32:46,355
Lady Baltimore strikes again.

762
00:32:48,531 --> 00:32:50,011
You ain't seen nothing yet.

763
00:32:50,403 --> 00:32:53,145
So everybody knows
the itinerary tomorrow, right?

764
00:32:53,232 --> 00:32:55,408
We're up early and then off
to Blaine Rowe,

765
00:32:55,495 --> 00:32:57,192
first round
of the Finnegan's Cup.

766
00:32:57,323 --> 00:33:00,761
And as is the tradition,
54 hole gross stroke play,

767
00:33:00,891 --> 00:33:03,459
triple bogey max.
Low score wins it all.

768
00:33:03,546 --> 00:33:05,592
Let the games begin.
TEDDY: Bring it on.

769
00:33:05,853 --> 00:33:08,029
And then we'll stop by
the old man's childhood home

770
00:33:08,116 --> 00:33:10,379
on the drive back
where you will get to meet

771
00:33:10,597 --> 00:33:13,600
your Uncle Mike.
Charming, charming man.

772
00:33:13,687 --> 00:33:15,515
And we're really
going to distribute

773
00:33:15,602 --> 00:33:16,951
his ashes on the golf course?

774
00:33:17,038 --> 00:33:20,302
On the 18th hole
overlooking the Irish sea.

775
00:33:20,476 --> 00:33:22,522
So classic his dying wish
was to get us all back here

776
00:33:22,609 --> 00:33:24,741
to Ireland, and to play golf,
no less.

777
00:33:25,046 --> 00:33:27,222
He was a brilliant man.
I loved playing with him.

778
00:33:27,309 --> 00:33:30,704
Yeah. And while I am
really happy to be here,

779
00:33:30,791 --> 00:33:32,445
I am still a little pissed off

780
00:33:32,532 --> 00:33:34,664
that it took him
literally dying for me

781
00:33:34,751 --> 00:33:36,144
to finally get the invite.

782
00:33:36,318 --> 00:33:38,016
Would have been nice
to actually play with him,

783
00:33:38,103 --> 00:33:39,452
you know?
FREDDY: No, actually,

784
00:33:39,539 --> 00:33:41,497
it wouldn't have
been nice at all. Trust me.

785
00:33:41,584 --> 00:33:43,195
The rounds with him
were absolute torture,

786
00:33:43,282 --> 00:33:45,806
because on top of him
being insanely competitive,

787
00:33:45,893 --> 00:33:47,982
he never shut up
with the criticism.

788
00:33:48,069 --> 00:33:49,549
And usually in the middle
of your back swing.

789
00:33:49,636 --> 00:33:51,029
Oh, give me
a friggin' break already.

790
00:33:51,116 --> 00:33:52,856
It wasn't that bad.
Said the favorite son.

791
00:33:52,943 --> 00:33:54,989
He was a fucking
golf instructor.

792
00:33:55,076 --> 00:33:57,078
What did you expect from him?
What did I expect?

793
00:33:57,165 --> 00:33:58,775
Maybe he could have shown up
for a few of my birthdays.

794
00:33:58,862 --> 00:34:00,299
And what about
my high school graduation?

795
00:34:00,386 --> 00:34:01,517
Do you remember why
he wasn't there?

796
00:34:01,822 --> 00:34:03,476
There was a more important event
on Long Island that day.

797
00:34:03,563 --> 00:34:06,087
It was the U.S. Open
at Shinnecock.

798
00:34:06,218 --> 00:34:07,871
Dad, it's Shinny.

799
00:34:07,958 --> 00:34:09,612
Okay. Can we lay off Dad
since we're here

800
00:34:09,699 --> 00:34:11,788
to celebrate him, right?
Not kick him while he's down.

801
00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:13,268
Can we do that?

802
00:34:13,616 --> 00:34:14,748
I will try.

803
00:34:15,270 --> 00:34:16,663
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

804
00:34:31,156 --> 00:34:33,375
Well, I am happy
to see everyone

805
00:34:33,462 --> 00:34:36,335
is representing the fighting
Finnegan's golf brand

806
00:34:36,422 --> 00:34:37,336
this morning except for you.

807
00:34:37,814 --> 00:34:38,859
What, you didn't want
to wear the hat I gave you?

808
00:34:39,251 --> 00:34:40,643
Okay, to be clear, I don't want
to wear this hat either

809
00:34:40,730 --> 00:34:42,863
but you insisted,
so enjoy it while it lasts.

810
00:34:42,950 --> 00:34:43,864
This is my lucky hat.

811
00:34:44,430 --> 00:34:46,867
As you know, it was given
to me by Sam Snead himself

812
00:34:46,954 --> 00:34:48,303
when I was just a wee lad.

813
00:34:48,390 --> 00:34:50,088
I am well aware,
but I don't understand

814
00:34:50,175 --> 00:34:52,264
what's lucky about it
given that you've never won

815
00:34:52,351 --> 00:34:53,700
a single round
of golf played in it.

816
00:34:53,787 --> 00:34:55,832
It's brought me luck
in other parts of my life.

817
00:34:55,963 --> 00:34:57,747
He was wearing it
when he met my mom.

818
00:34:57,834 --> 00:34:59,227
And on the day you were born.

819
00:34:59,314 --> 00:35:00,837
And conceived, probably.
Shut up.

820
00:35:00,924 --> 00:35:02,143
Okay, well then,
what's your excuse

821
00:35:02,230 --> 00:35:04,058
for not investing
in some new clubs?

822
00:35:04,145 --> 00:35:05,755
I see you're still carrying
that driver

823
00:35:05,842 --> 00:35:06,843
that looks
like it's from the '80s.

824
00:35:07,061 --> 00:35:08,062
It's not about the club's,
little brother.

825
00:35:08,149 --> 00:35:09,324
It's about the man
who's swinging them.

826
00:35:09,411 --> 00:35:11,413
Yeah, but the man
swinging your clubs

827
00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:14,155
has come in dead last
in every single tournament

828
00:35:14,242 --> 00:35:15,678
we've ever played.
That's because I've never

829
00:35:15,765 --> 00:35:17,767
had the time to put the work in
but now I have,

830
00:35:17,854 --> 00:35:20,030
and I think you're gonna see
a very different golfer

831
00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:21,336
out here this weekend.

832
00:35:21,423 --> 00:35:23,208
For your sake,
I really hope so.

833
00:35:26,211 --> 00:35:29,431
It's time for the massacre
to begin.

834
00:35:30,563 --> 00:35:33,479
As last year's runner up,
I will tee off first.

835
00:35:33,827 --> 00:35:35,742
You okay with that?
TEDDY: I'm fine with that.

836
00:35:37,178 --> 00:35:40,529
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
to the fighting Finnegan's Cup.

837
00:35:40,834 --> 00:35:43,924
First on the tee,
we have 15 time runner up,

838
00:35:44,272 --> 00:35:46,970
zero time winner,
Freddy Finnegan.

839
00:35:47,580 --> 00:35:49,669
Well, that ends today,
young blood.

840
00:35:52,802 --> 00:35:57,372
Oh. [CHUCKLES]
That has got to hurt, Teddy.

841
00:35:57,459 --> 00:36:00,419
To see a swing that smooth,
to see a ball with that flight.

842
00:36:00,506 --> 00:36:03,117
To know on the first tee
of the first day

843
00:36:03,204 --> 00:36:05,511
that you are going to lose.
Wow.

844
00:36:05,598 --> 00:36:07,121
When I see that
kind of humility,

845
00:36:07,208 --> 00:36:08,383
you know who it reminds me of.

846
00:36:08,557 --> 00:36:10,907
Don't you dare say it.
I don't even need to, do I?

847
00:36:11,038 --> 00:36:13,693
I'm sorry. So, this entire trip
is just nothing

848
00:36:13,780 --> 00:36:15,216
but constant ball busting?

849
00:36:15,303 --> 00:36:16,522
Yes, it is.

850
00:36:16,609 --> 00:36:19,699
Welcome to your home
of nonstop shit talk 24/7.

851
00:36:19,786 --> 00:36:21,353
Yeah, well,
how else would we show

852
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:22,789
our affection for one another?

853
00:36:22,963 --> 00:36:25,618
I love this man.
Good luck, loser.

854
00:36:25,748 --> 00:36:29,012
Wow. Okay, so this is what
I was missing all those years?

855
00:36:29,404 --> 00:36:31,232
I guess I shouldn't
feel so slighted.

856
00:36:31,363 --> 00:36:33,930
Next on the tee box,
we have Teddy Finnegan,

857
00:36:34,017 --> 00:36:35,541
a one time big hitter.

858
00:36:35,628 --> 00:36:37,978
But ever since
a devastating shoulder injury,

859
00:36:38,152 --> 00:36:39,893
he's lost a good deal
of his power.

860
00:36:43,070 --> 00:36:47,335
Ooh, and it's a high fly ball
down to short center field.

861
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:50,773
Ooh, that's gonna be
about 150 yards.

862
00:36:50,904 --> 00:36:52,906
And sadly for Teddy Finnegan,
he's off to a less

863
00:36:52,993 --> 00:36:54,212
than stellar start.

864
00:36:54,299 --> 00:36:55,909
It's only the first hole, folks.

865
00:36:55,996 --> 00:36:58,346
No cause for alarm,
and I'm still on the fairway.

866
00:36:59,565 --> 00:37:02,045
Barely.
[CHUCKLES, LAUGHS]

867
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:03,830
And next on the tee,
we have someone

868
00:37:03,917 --> 00:37:06,789
making history here
at the Finnegan's Cup,

869
00:37:07,007 --> 00:37:08,878
our first ever woman
to ever participate.

870
00:37:08,965 --> 00:37:11,054
She's made a bold choice
hitting from the blues.

871
00:37:11,141 --> 00:37:13,318
You might know her
as Marie Finnegan,

872
00:37:13,492 --> 00:37:14,928
but in these parts,
she's only known

873
00:37:15,015 --> 00:37:17,452
as Lady Baltimore.
[GROANS]

874
00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:23,415
TEDDY: [LAUGHS] Wow.

875
00:37:23,545 --> 00:37:26,940
Mother effing Christmas, Marie,
that was a hell of a drive.

876
00:37:27,027 --> 00:37:28,463
I told you my kid could play.

877
00:37:28,550 --> 00:37:30,160
Okay, welcome to the tournament.

878
00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:33,512
Nicely done. Put it there.
Thank you. Thank you.

879
00:37:33,599 --> 00:37:35,340
FRANKIE: And last
but certainly not least,

880
00:37:35,427 --> 00:37:37,429
we have Frankie Finnegan,

881
00:37:37,820 --> 00:37:39,953
certainly the longest hitter
of the bunch.

882
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,651
And the crowd goes wild
when he pulls out...

883
00:37:43,696 --> 00:37:44,697
the Murph.

884
00:37:44,784 --> 00:37:46,655
He gave his driver a name?

885
00:37:46,742 --> 00:37:48,962
Yeah, it's named
after your grandmother.

886
00:37:49,049 --> 00:37:50,485
Her maiden name, Murphy.

887
00:37:50,616 --> 00:37:53,183
But why is your driver
named after Grandma?

888
00:37:53,401 --> 00:37:54,750
Don't you remember
what an extremely

889
00:37:54,837 --> 00:37:56,143
large head she had?

890
00:37:56,230 --> 00:37:58,014
That is so fucking wrong.

891
00:37:58,188 --> 00:38:02,845
Well, you're about to see
that is so fucking right.

892
00:38:05,152 --> 00:38:08,068
Whoo! Lord have Murphy.

893
00:38:08,982 --> 00:38:10,592
Grandma, did you see that bomb?

894
00:38:11,593 --> 00:38:15,162
God, it's going
to be a great day. [KISSES]

895
00:38:15,336 --> 00:38:18,426
All kidding aside,
it's pretty great, isn't it?

896
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,820
Yeah. Yeah.
I got to admit, it's awesome. [LAUGHS]

897
00:38:20,907 --> 00:38:23,605
Me and you out here
with our kids on this course,

898
00:38:23,692 --> 00:38:25,303
doesn't get any sweeter
than that. Nope.

899
00:38:26,347 --> 00:38:28,131
Unless, of course,
that's your ball

900
00:38:28,218 --> 00:38:32,048
and you've been out driven
by your daughter. [LAUGHS]

901
00:38:32,571 --> 00:38:35,138
You still think all the jabs
and the little comments

902
00:38:35,225 --> 00:38:38,316
are going to rattle me,
but they won't.

903
00:38:39,926 --> 00:38:41,057
And they never will.

904
00:38:48,456 --> 00:38:50,284
And that's why
they call me steady Teddy.

905
00:38:50,763 --> 00:38:52,242
FREDDY: I got to admit,
I'm impressed.

906
00:38:52,373 --> 00:38:54,767
That was a pretty decent
approach shot.

907
00:38:55,115 --> 00:38:56,290
You know, Freddy,

908
00:38:56,551 --> 00:38:58,379
it's all about how we recover
from our bad shots.

909
00:38:58,466 --> 00:39:01,208
That is the key to this game.
And the key to life.

910
00:39:01,643 --> 00:39:04,254
Staying cool under fire,
keeping an even keel,

911
00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:06,126
chilling the fuck out.

912
00:39:06,213 --> 00:39:07,867
Something you would be smart
to remember.

913
00:39:07,954 --> 00:39:09,956
You do not need to preach
that shit to me.

914
00:39:10,043 --> 00:39:11,044
I already told you.

915
00:39:11,261 --> 00:39:12,959
The angry outbursts
are a thing of the past.

916
00:39:13,046 --> 00:39:15,178
Now when I'm out here,
I take time

917
00:39:15,265 --> 00:39:18,530
to appreciate my surroundings
breathing in the fresh sea air,

918
00:39:18,617 --> 00:39:22,360
walking the gorgeous fairways,
having my mind clear

919
00:39:22,447 --> 00:39:25,406
of the clutter of the everyday.
If you're in the right mindset,

920
00:39:25,493 --> 00:39:27,539
a round of golf
can be a lot like meditation.

921
00:39:27,626 --> 00:39:29,845
Until you snap hook
a drive into the woods.

922
00:39:29,932 --> 00:39:32,631
Even then, I think you'll see,
I keep my cool.

923
00:39:32,718 --> 00:39:34,589
All part of the larger work
I'm doing on myself.

924
00:39:35,024 --> 00:39:39,594
And because of that,
the golf gods reward you.

925
00:39:40,943 --> 00:39:43,642
I mean, look at that line.
Stayed out of the trap. A gift.

926
00:39:45,034 --> 00:39:46,906
Now, we're going to put this
on the dance floor.

927
00:39:48,081 --> 00:39:49,430
Come on.

928
00:39:49,517 --> 00:39:52,390
TEDDY: Oh, too bad, brother.
It rolled off the back.

929
00:39:52,825 --> 00:39:55,175
The gods giveth and they taketh.
FREDDY: They do.

930
00:39:55,610 --> 00:39:58,265
But in the past, a bad break
like that would upset me,

931
00:39:58,352 --> 00:40:02,095
and now I just...
[BREATHES DEEPLY] ...breathe.

932
00:40:02,312 --> 00:40:03,488
Good grief.

933
00:40:04,532 --> 00:40:07,448
This would be a hell
of a birdie from here.

934
00:40:09,145 --> 00:40:10,277
Hell of a birdie.

935
00:40:12,235 --> 00:40:13,541
Come on. Where's that break?

936
00:40:13,628 --> 00:40:17,153
Where's that break?
Ay, yi, yi.

937
00:40:17,980 --> 00:40:21,549
How does that not stop?
Unbelievable.

938
00:40:21,723 --> 00:40:23,812
Left a lot of meat
on the bone there, Daddio.

939
00:40:23,943 --> 00:40:25,379
You got to be kidding me.

940
00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:31,211
All right,
and I can still save par.

941
00:40:31,864 --> 00:40:33,256
TEDDY: Oh, Freddy,
you hammered that one.

942
00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:35,868
Why are you muscling it?
[SIGHS]

943
00:40:35,955 --> 00:40:37,260
And you're still away.

944
00:40:37,522 --> 00:40:39,088
FREDDY: Yeah, I am well aware.
Thank you.

945
00:40:40,655 --> 00:40:43,441
[EXHALES] Nice and easy.

946
00:40:46,879 --> 00:40:48,097
[GRUNTS]

947
00:40:51,231 --> 00:40:52,406
[SCREAMS]
TEDDY: Hey.

948
00:40:52,711 --> 00:40:56,062
Hey, Zen master, remember,
just like meditation.

949
00:40:57,150 --> 00:40:58,499
Just got to breathe.

950
00:40:59,718 --> 00:41:00,675
Jake with you?

951
00:41:01,371 --> 00:41:02,285
Jake with me.

952
00:41:02,372 --> 00:41:04,070
Thank you very much.

953
00:41:05,593 --> 00:41:06,725
[GRUNTS]

954
00:41:08,074 --> 00:41:09,379
Okay, that's great.

955
00:41:09,902 --> 00:41:14,776
I'm in for a God damn six.

956
00:41:15,951 --> 00:41:16,909
And you parred.

957
00:41:17,083 --> 00:41:19,564
Bogie. One less than you.

958
00:41:20,782 --> 00:41:22,175
Fuck this fucking game.

959
00:41:22,741 --> 00:41:25,700
Ah, fuck this fucking game.

960
00:41:25,787 --> 00:41:27,441
I never heard you
say that before, Dad.

961
00:41:27,702 --> 00:41:29,878
That was fun.

962
00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:31,576
All right, Marie, you're away.

963
00:41:32,315 --> 00:41:36,189
See it. Strike it.

964
00:41:39,932 --> 00:41:44,806
Sink it.
What do we think of this?

965
00:41:45,241 --> 00:41:49,419
Marie Finnegan,
or should I say Lady Baltimore,

966
00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:51,987
comes out of the gate
with a birdie

967
00:41:52,074 --> 00:41:54,903
after dropping a 12 foot putt.

968
00:41:55,164 --> 00:41:58,385
She's really putting
the pressure on this boys club,

969
00:41:58,472 --> 00:42:01,823
and we are just
on the first hole.

970
00:42:02,171 --> 00:42:06,219
As the big boy reads his putt,
he knows what's at stake.

971
00:42:06,349 --> 00:42:08,700
And to miss a four footer
like this

972
00:42:08,787 --> 00:42:11,703
could really set the tone
for the rest of the round.

973
00:42:15,054 --> 00:42:21,103
Oh! [LAUGHS]
And that's gotta hurt, folks.

974
00:42:21,364 --> 00:42:24,585
[LAUGHS]
That's it, cuz.

975
00:42:24,672 --> 00:42:27,632
From now on,
I am showing you no mercy.

976
00:42:27,762 --> 00:42:30,025
Bring it, big boy.

977
00:42:30,678 --> 00:42:32,550
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

978
00:42:56,269 --> 00:42:57,575
That's how you do it.

979
00:42:57,749 --> 00:42:59,185
FRANKIE: Oh-ho!

980
00:43:07,889 --> 00:43:09,238
FREDDY: Any day now.

981
00:43:09,499 --> 00:43:12,415
You're only down nine strokes,
so let's hustle it along, okay?

982
00:43:12,633 --> 00:43:15,418
You're an absolute
fucking pleasure

983
00:43:15,505 --> 00:43:17,116
to play with, you know that?

984
00:43:24,776 --> 00:43:25,907
[GROANS]

985
00:43:26,908 --> 00:43:28,910
Hm.
I'm taking a Finnegan.

986
00:43:28,997 --> 00:43:30,216
Does anybody have
a problem with that?

987
00:43:30,564 --> 00:43:32,261
Sorry.
What exactly is a Finnegan?

988
00:43:32,435 --> 00:43:34,263
It's a Mulligan
on the back nine.

989
00:43:34,699 --> 00:43:36,265
We invented it
a couple of years ago

990
00:43:36,701 --> 00:43:39,094
given your father's
periodic inability

991
00:43:39,181 --> 00:43:40,182
to get off the box.

992
00:43:40,269 --> 00:43:41,357
Has it been granted?

993
00:43:41,488 --> 00:43:43,577
How can we say no,

994
00:43:43,751 --> 00:43:46,232
given we were raised
to help the needy?

995
00:43:46,319 --> 00:43:49,844
[LAUGHS]
Does anyone have a ball?

996
00:43:50,018 --> 00:43:51,106
With pleasure.

997
00:43:54,283 --> 00:43:55,894
[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

998
00:44:01,203 --> 00:44:02,465
That's more like it.

999
00:44:06,208 --> 00:44:07,601
Take that, you prick.

1000
00:44:14,739 --> 00:44:15,827
FREDDY: Ah!

1001
00:44:20,614 --> 00:44:21,571
TEDDY: Ugh!
FREDDY: Ooh!

1002
00:44:25,401 --> 00:44:27,882
Come on, get legs. Get legs.

1003
00:44:28,927 --> 00:44:31,538
Oh, Freddy likes.

1004
00:44:35,977 --> 00:44:37,283
[ALL CHEER]

1005
00:44:38,110 --> 00:44:40,852
FRANKIE: Come on. Come on.
TEDDY: Oh!

1006
00:44:55,127 --> 00:44:57,390
[BOTH CHEER]

1007
00:44:57,912 --> 00:45:00,915
What? Oh, my God.

1008
00:45:03,135 --> 00:45:05,659
That was a hell
of a shot, Daddy.

1009
00:45:05,790 --> 00:45:06,834
How about that?

1010
00:45:07,313 --> 00:45:09,576
All that short game work
in the back yard is paying off.

1011
00:45:09,663 --> 00:45:12,318
Don't get too excited.
You're still in dead last.

1012
00:45:13,058 --> 00:45:15,190
Hey, but the real news here
as we head into 18

1013
00:45:15,277 --> 00:45:18,280
is Lady Baltimore
with her smooth and steady play.

1014
00:45:18,541 --> 00:45:20,152
One stroke behind
our leader, Frankie.

1015
00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:22,415
MARIE: Oh! I'm sorry.
Did you hear that, Frankie?

1016
00:45:22,763 --> 00:45:24,939
TEDDY: I like it, kid.
Your first tournament

1017
00:45:25,070 --> 00:45:27,420
and you can end your first day
on top of the leaderboard.

1018
00:45:27,507 --> 00:45:31,250
Hmm, I mean, only reason
you guys haven't seen it before

1019
00:45:31,337 --> 00:45:32,860
is because I wasn't invited,

1020
00:45:32,947 --> 00:45:35,254
so, yeah, Frankie,
watch your back.

1021
00:45:36,385 --> 00:45:38,779
Time to show no mercy.

1022
00:45:41,913 --> 00:45:45,960
Ooh, goodness Murphy,
would you look at that ball?

1023
00:45:46,047 --> 00:45:47,657
No, I don't think you can see it
because ball is too far

1024
00:45:47,788 --> 00:45:49,659
for the naked eye to see,
my friends.

1025
00:45:49,877 --> 00:45:51,139
God, I love this club.

1026
00:45:51,966 --> 00:45:52,967
Wow.

1027
00:45:53,315 --> 00:45:55,448
Is he always this obnoxious
after a nice shot?

1028
00:45:55,535 --> 00:45:56,797
Where do you think
he got it from?

1029
00:45:58,581 --> 00:46:00,061
And where do you think
I got it from?

1030
00:46:00,148 --> 00:46:02,281
The man we're here to honor,
Mr. Humility himself.

1031
00:46:02,411 --> 00:46:04,065
I guess
it's a Finnegan affliction.

1032
00:46:06,328 --> 00:46:08,635
Steady as she goes.
That's my girl.

1033
00:46:10,593 --> 00:46:11,725
Thank you.

1034
00:46:13,509 --> 00:46:14,684
What do you got there?

1035
00:46:14,815 --> 00:46:16,469
Uh, seven.
That should work, right?

1036
00:46:16,556 --> 00:46:17,687
Yeah, that'll get you there.

1037
00:46:18,166 --> 00:46:20,255
Right side of the trap.
Roll it up.

1038
00:46:20,516 --> 00:46:22,562
Put this thing on the green
and make your cousin sweat.

1039
00:46:22,649 --> 00:46:23,998
Yeah, yeah.

1040
00:46:29,351 --> 00:46:31,832
Shit. It's headed straight
for the trap.

1041
00:46:31,919 --> 00:46:35,183
Tough break, Lady B.
But do you see my ball?

1042
00:46:35,401 --> 00:46:37,446
I think it's up there
40 yards ahead...

1043
00:46:37,533 --> 00:46:38,752
MARIE: Okay.
...on the fairway.

1044
00:46:40,101 --> 00:46:41,755
You know what
your grandfather would do to me

1045
00:46:41,842 --> 00:46:43,583
if I was playing
as well as you were?

1046
00:46:44,062 --> 00:46:46,586
That's when he would start
with his psychological warfare.

1047
00:46:46,673 --> 00:46:49,502
You know, little comments,
big insults,

1048
00:46:49,589 --> 00:46:52,331
anything to get inside my head
and totally screw up my round.

1049
00:46:52,418 --> 00:46:54,159
It's true.
He would torture your father.

1050
00:46:54,289 --> 00:46:55,987
But again,
Freddy was an easy mark

1051
00:46:56,074 --> 00:46:59,468
because he'd get upset,
he'd hit a really shitty shot,

1052
00:46:59,555 --> 00:47:02,515
and then he'd slam his clubs,
he'd curse, he'd scream,

1053
00:47:02,602 --> 00:47:04,256
he'd cry
like a little angry baby. [LAUGHS]

1054
00:47:04,343 --> 00:47:05,779
And then eventually
he would lose the match.

1055
00:47:05,866 --> 00:47:07,955
Oh, he would also
throw his putter.

1056
00:47:08,173 --> 00:47:09,783
I might have thrown
a putter or two,

1057
00:47:09,870 --> 00:47:11,480
but there was never
any crying going on.

1058
00:47:11,567 --> 00:47:13,134
You don't need
to cry today, Dad,

1059
00:47:13,221 --> 00:47:15,223
because Grandpa's not here.

1060
00:47:15,310 --> 00:47:17,399
Well, Frankie,
that's where you would be wrong,

1061
00:47:17,486 --> 00:47:18,966
because I have him right here.

1062
00:47:19,488 --> 00:47:21,882
Because it is on this
very course, where he learned

1063
00:47:21,969 --> 00:47:24,058
to play this beautiful game
with his grandfather

1064
00:47:24,145 --> 00:47:25,233
and his father,

1065
00:47:25,755 --> 00:47:29,020
that he requested the first
of his ashes to be scattered.

1066
00:47:29,803 --> 00:47:31,892
Wait, we're going to do it here
on the 18th

1067
00:47:31,979 --> 00:47:34,634
before we finish our round?
Afraid so, big guy.

1068
00:47:34,721 --> 00:47:36,288
Those were the old man's wishes.

1069
00:47:36,462 --> 00:47:38,159
I think we do it right up
where your ball is.

1070
00:47:38,246 --> 00:47:41,075
Perfect spot.
[FRANKIE SIGHING] Great.

1071
00:47:43,773 --> 00:47:45,950
All right, well,
I think this looks

1072
00:47:46,037 --> 00:47:48,213
like a pretty great spot, huh?

1073
00:47:48,691 --> 00:47:50,519
TEDDY: Yeah.
Yeah, this is perfect.

1074
00:47:50,650 --> 00:47:52,043
But you see what he's doing
to you, Frankie, right?

1075
00:47:52,130 --> 00:47:53,566
These are the same kind
of mind games

1076
00:47:53,653 --> 00:47:55,176
the old man played on him.

1077
00:47:55,829 --> 00:47:58,092
You are more like the professor
than you care to admit.

1078
00:47:58,266 --> 00:48:00,181
That is bullshit
and that was not my intention.

1079
00:48:00,399 --> 00:48:02,183
This is just the spot
where the old man wanted

1080
00:48:02,270 --> 00:48:03,445
his ashes distributed, right?

1081
00:48:03,793 --> 00:48:06,840
I mean, you could have waited
till after I hit my shot.

1082
00:48:07,014 --> 00:48:08,929
All of a sudden,
I'm the bad guy here?

1083
00:48:09,060 --> 00:48:11,627
I am just trying
to follow his instructions.

1084
00:48:11,714 --> 00:48:14,717
I mean, your timing
kind of sucks, Uncle Freddy,

1085
00:48:14,804 --> 00:48:16,110
but I'm not complaining.

1086
00:48:16,241 --> 00:48:17,459
Fine, fine. Go right ahead.

1087
00:48:17,590 --> 00:48:19,287
Hit your... hit your
approach shot. We'll wait.

1088
00:48:19,679 --> 00:48:20,898
No, no, no, no.

1089
00:48:21,159 --> 00:48:23,813
This is what we came
to do here, right?

1090
00:48:24,075 --> 00:48:25,511
It's more important
than my shot.

1091
00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:27,165
The floor is yours.
What do you want to do?

1092
00:48:27,426 --> 00:48:29,123
How do you want to do this?
I would like to say something

1093
00:48:29,210 --> 00:48:30,472
and you can spread them?

1094
00:48:30,603 --> 00:48:31,996
All right.

1095
00:48:32,083 --> 00:48:34,781
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

1096
00:48:40,656 --> 00:48:43,311
At least have the decency
to take your hat off.

1097
00:48:45,183 --> 00:48:46,619
How's that?
TEDDY: Thanks.

1098
00:48:46,706 --> 00:48:47,881
All right.

1099
00:48:49,535 --> 00:48:53,060
Hey, Dad, we're here
now at your home course

1100
00:48:53,147 --> 00:48:54,670
where you learned
to play as a boy

1101
00:48:54,757 --> 00:48:57,412
and where your competitive
spirit was born.

1102
00:48:58,196 --> 00:49:01,416
And it's obvious why you love
this hole and this view,

1103
00:49:01,634 --> 00:49:03,288
and it seems
to be a fitting place

1104
00:49:03,375 --> 00:49:04,767
to have your ashes spread.

1105
00:49:05,116 --> 00:49:06,987
We're forever grateful
for all the things

1106
00:49:07,118 --> 00:49:09,859
you taught us about the game
you loved so much.

1107
00:49:10,773 --> 00:49:13,863
And while some of us are
better students than others,

1108
00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:15,865
especially as it relates
to keeping a level head

1109
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:17,041
on the golf course,

1110
00:49:18,477 --> 00:49:19,869
the lessons
are still appreciated.

1111
00:49:20,392 --> 00:49:21,480
[SIGHS]

1112
00:49:21,567 --> 00:49:23,351
We miss you and we love you.

1113
00:49:24,439 --> 00:49:26,224
Amen.
Amen.

1114
00:49:28,008 --> 00:49:29,140
Now?

1115
00:49:32,882 --> 00:49:34,145
Here it goes, guys.

1116
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:46,505
All right, so where were we?
Yeah. So, Frankie, you're up.

1117
00:49:46,679 --> 00:49:47,897
That was it?

1118
00:49:48,376 --> 00:49:51,727
That was Grandpa you just threw
over the edge like that?

1119
00:49:51,858 --> 00:49:52,902
No, not all of him.

1120
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:54,643
We still have, what,
three more bags to go.

1121
00:49:54,904 --> 00:49:57,733
Now we're just supposed to play
like nothing happened?

1122
00:49:59,561 --> 00:50:00,606
Okay.

1123
00:50:01,172 --> 00:50:03,261
Didn't think it'd be so short
and sweet.

1124
00:50:03,609 --> 00:50:05,002
Those were
the man's wishes, yes.

1125
00:50:07,134 --> 00:50:11,399
I don't know what I expected.
It wasn't that, though.

1126
00:50:14,141 --> 00:50:15,490
[CLUB CLACKS]
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

1127
00:50:15,577 --> 00:50:17,536
Oof.
[SIGHS]

1128
00:50:19,103 --> 00:50:21,453
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
Some ceremony. [SIGHS]

1129
00:50:26,675 --> 00:50:28,242
[SCREAMS]

1130
00:50:30,418 --> 00:50:33,030
Grandpa, a little help here.

1131
00:50:36,903 --> 00:50:38,122
That's more like it.
Much better.

1132
00:50:38,209 --> 00:50:39,862
Much better, much better.
Okay.

1133
00:50:40,646 --> 00:50:42,517
So, Frankie's in with a double?

1134
00:50:42,648 --> 00:50:44,389
Yeah, and you sink
that 30 footer,

1135
00:50:44,476 --> 00:50:45,868
and you two are all tied up.

1136
00:50:46,086 --> 00:50:48,132
You got this, kid.
I'll get the flag.

1137
00:50:48,262 --> 00:50:49,307
MARIE: Thanks, Dad.

1138
00:50:54,312 --> 00:50:55,835
[SIGHS] Okay.

1139
00:50:58,794 --> 00:51:01,536
All right, kid. Take your time.
You got this. Nice and easy.

1140
00:51:09,718 --> 00:51:12,156
It's better than most. Ah.

1141
00:51:16,421 --> 00:51:18,292
Keep your chin up.
That was a hell of a round.

1142
00:51:20,947 --> 00:51:22,122
There you go.
[BALL RATTLING]

1143
00:51:22,209 --> 00:51:23,906
[SIGHS]

1144
00:51:26,039 --> 00:51:27,910
I'm warning you
right now, big boy.

1145
00:51:28,041 --> 00:51:31,305
No jokes,
no Lady Baltimore, no nothing.

1146
00:51:31,436 --> 00:51:34,308
Just a handshake.
You capable of that?

1147
00:51:39,139 --> 00:51:40,749
Well done.
Thanks, Dad.

1148
00:51:40,836 --> 00:51:42,229
Really nice.
Well done, young man.

1149
00:51:42,316 --> 00:51:43,796
Thank you.
Even better, young lady.

1150
00:51:43,883 --> 00:51:45,624
Thanks, Dad.
Tough one.

1151
00:51:45,711 --> 00:51:46,973
FREDDY: I would agree with that.

1152
00:51:48,366 --> 00:51:50,977
TEDDY: Well done.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

1153
00:52:11,693 --> 00:52:15,132
Oh, boy, this is gonna be fun.
[SIGHS]

1154
00:52:15,349 --> 00:52:17,569
So, this is Grandpa's
childhood home?

1155
00:52:17,656 --> 00:52:20,354
Yeah, and now his brother
Mike lives here.

1156
00:52:20,789 --> 00:52:23,227
And are you sure
that he is expecting us?

1157
00:52:23,314 --> 00:52:25,620
Because I can remember
he can be quite a handful.

1158
00:52:25,707 --> 00:52:28,580
He is, but I can't say
he seemed very happy about it.

1159
00:52:28,667 --> 00:52:29,972
Hey, what do you mean,
a handful?

1160
00:52:30,059 --> 00:52:32,888
Well, first of all,
he hated your grandfather,

1161
00:52:32,975 --> 00:52:35,413
and he hates Americans,
and he hates golfers.

1162
00:52:35,543 --> 00:52:38,764
But other than that,
he is a sweetheart of a guy.

1163
00:52:38,851 --> 00:52:41,680
Oh, boy, and here he is now.
How are you doing?

1164
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:44,161
MIKE: Hello.

1165
00:52:44,944 --> 00:52:46,685
You must be the golfers
from America.

1166
00:52:47,338 --> 00:52:49,731
Jack's lot. Yeah.

1167
00:52:50,036 --> 00:52:52,081
I can already see
I'm going to regret it.

1168
00:52:52,212 --> 00:52:54,606
Hey, Uncle Mike. How you doing?
I am Freddy.

1169
00:52:54,736 --> 00:52:57,478
We met many, many years ago,
when I was just a little guy.

1170
00:52:57,565 --> 00:52:58,653
I can't recall.

1171
00:52:58,827 --> 00:53:00,873
I guess you didn't make much
of an impression.

1172
00:53:01,439 --> 00:53:03,528
Remind you of somebody?
And who's the garcon?

1173
00:53:03,789 --> 00:53:05,138
Oh, that's my boy, Frankie.

1174
00:53:05,225 --> 00:53:06,966
Go say hello
to your great uncle Mike.

1175
00:53:07,053 --> 00:53:08,707
[CHUCKLES]
[CHUCKLES]

1176
00:53:08,794 --> 00:53:10,361
Well, let's see
what you're made of,

1177
00:53:10,448 --> 00:53:11,884
eh, Francis boy. [GRUNTS]
[GROANS]

1178
00:53:11,971 --> 00:53:14,539
[LAUGHS] Oh, that's a good grip
you have there.

1179
00:53:15,017 --> 00:53:17,629
I never did like
a flabby handshake.

1180
00:53:17,716 --> 00:53:20,022
[CHUCKLES]
And who are you two?

1181
00:53:20,109 --> 00:53:22,068
We also met many years ago.
I'm Teddy.

1182
00:53:22,155 --> 00:53:24,462
We spoke on the phone today,
and this is my daughter, Marie.

1183
00:53:24,549 --> 00:53:26,942
And I won't be shaking
your hand, just to be clear.

1184
00:53:27,029 --> 00:53:28,770
Oh, oh, I like that one.
[CHUCKLES]

1185
00:53:28,944 --> 00:53:30,381
True Finnegan right enough.

1186
00:53:30,772 --> 00:53:32,687
Well, let's go
look at the trees.

1187
00:53:32,905 --> 00:53:33,949
They're around the back.

1188
00:53:34,036 --> 00:53:37,475
[GRUNTS, LAUGHS]
[GROANS]

1189
00:53:38,258 --> 00:53:39,564
Told you,
he's a freaking sweetheart.

1190
00:53:41,043 --> 00:53:44,308
[GROANS, PANTS]
How are you doing there?

1191
00:53:44,569 --> 00:53:48,312
If I play like shit tomorrow,
it's 'cause of him.

1192
00:53:49,182 --> 00:53:50,705
MIKE: All right,
come on, this way.

1193
00:53:51,315 --> 00:53:54,231
Well, my grandfather planted
the first of these trees,

1194
00:53:54,448 --> 00:53:58,017
and the oldest one is down there
he planted for his first born.

1195
00:53:58,452 --> 00:54:00,193
Then he planted a tree
for every child

1196
00:54:00,324 --> 00:54:03,327
born after that, 12 in all. Eh?

1197
00:54:03,849 --> 00:54:05,981
And then one
for every grandchild,

1198
00:54:06,417 --> 00:54:09,158
and so on and so on and so on.

1199
00:54:09,811 --> 00:54:12,074
And I've managed
to continue that tradition.

1200
00:54:12,466 --> 00:54:15,382
And, Marie, this is your tree.

1201
00:54:16,818 --> 00:54:17,863
Really?

1202
00:54:18,037 --> 00:54:22,084
And you, handshake,
your tree, oh, died.

1203
00:54:22,346 --> 00:54:24,696
Awesome.
MARIE: Really?

1204
00:54:25,044 --> 00:54:27,176
You actually planted trees
for all of us?

1205
00:54:27,264 --> 00:54:29,396
Just because your grandfather
was an old idiot

1206
00:54:29,483 --> 00:54:32,530
and thought he was God's gift
doesn't mean the rest of you

1207
00:54:32,617 --> 00:54:34,401
shouldn't be accounted for, eh?

1208
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:38,492
Even if you are golfers
and Yanks.

1209
00:54:38,579 --> 00:54:39,754
What about our parents' tree?

1210
00:54:40,059 --> 00:54:41,626
The one
that they were married under.

1211
00:54:41,713 --> 00:54:43,671
We'd love to spread some
of Jack's ashes there.

1212
00:54:43,758 --> 00:54:45,717
You want to see that now?
If we could.

1213
00:54:45,804 --> 00:54:47,066
For God's sake,

1214
00:54:47,632 --> 00:54:48,894
all right,
but I haven't all day,

1215
00:54:48,981 --> 00:54:50,809
all right?
Come this way. Come.

1216
00:54:52,332 --> 00:54:53,681
Well, here we are now.

1217
00:54:54,378 --> 00:54:55,379
There it is.

1218
00:54:55,944 --> 00:54:57,729
You're sure it's all right
if we spread some ashes here?

1219
00:54:57,816 --> 00:54:59,121
Dust to dust.

1220
00:54:59,339 --> 00:55:00,732
Do you want
to say a few words, Uncle Mike?

1221
00:55:00,819 --> 00:55:01,907
For him?

1222
00:55:02,690 --> 00:55:03,952
<i>PÃ³g mo thÃ³in.</i>

1223
00:55:04,953 --> 00:55:06,912
Right, now, don't dilly dally,
and I'll see you back

1224
00:55:06,999 --> 00:55:09,523
at the house for a drink, right?
Hurry up.

1225
00:55:11,003 --> 00:55:12,309
Wow, huh?

1226
00:55:12,396 --> 00:55:14,311
He's about as charming
as Dad was, huh?

1227
00:55:14,398 --> 00:55:15,921
So, I'm assuming
you don't want to say anything?

1228
00:55:16,138 --> 00:55:17,314
I've actually got something
to say.

1229
00:55:17,488 --> 00:55:19,228
Oh, someone with a heart.

1230
00:55:20,273 --> 00:55:22,710
It's more of a poem
than a eulogy.

1231
00:55:22,841 --> 00:55:25,278
Maybe an apology
for that hole in one

1232
00:55:25,365 --> 00:55:26,627
would be more appropriate.

1233
00:55:26,714 --> 00:55:28,063
Good one, Marie.

1234
00:55:35,854 --> 00:55:38,987
[SIGHS] "Dear Lord,
we pray today

1235
00:55:39,074 --> 00:55:40,467
for a man named Jack."

1236
00:55:41,250 --> 00:55:44,297
"Big of heart
and full of the craic."

1237
00:55:45,994 --> 00:55:48,649
"May he rest in peace,
his soul to keep

1238
00:55:48,997 --> 00:55:51,565
in your loving arms
for his long sleep."

1239
00:55:52,392 --> 00:55:55,003
"Fairways and greens are part
of the goal."

1240
00:55:55,308 --> 00:55:58,355
"But please, just put the ball
in the goddamn hole."

1241
00:56:00,618 --> 00:56:01,749
"We'll miss you, Grandpa."

1242
00:56:03,229 --> 00:56:04,578
"So, this is goodbye."

1243
00:56:07,189 --> 00:56:09,322
"Tee it high and let it fly."

1244
00:56:09,670 --> 00:56:10,889
Amen.FRANKIE: Amen.

1245
00:56:10,976 --> 00:56:12,020
Amen.

1246
00:56:12,586 --> 00:56:16,155
Well, I don't know if applause
is appropriate at a eulogy.

1247
00:56:17,199 --> 00:56:18,940
But, my boy, that was well done.

1248
00:56:19,114 --> 00:56:21,856
[GROANS]
Oh, sorry, my guy.

1249
00:56:22,770 --> 00:56:24,598
All right, well,
you want to do what you do?

1250
00:56:24,685 --> 00:56:25,904
Shall I?

1251
00:56:38,917 --> 00:56:40,222
Dust to dust.

1252
00:56:43,530 --> 00:56:48,927
So, this was Jack's dying wish,
to have his ashes brought here?

1253
00:56:49,014 --> 00:56:51,364
And a few other places
that were important to him.

1254
00:56:51,451 --> 00:56:55,150
Hmm. A few bloody golf courses,
I expect. [LAUGHS]

1255
00:56:55,237 --> 00:56:57,283
Hey, Uncle Mike,
how come you never played

1256
00:56:57,370 --> 00:56:58,415
in the family tournament?

1257
00:56:58,502 --> 00:57:00,068
Now, that's a
very good question.

1258
00:57:00,155 --> 00:57:01,940
Very good question.
Let me think about this.

1259
00:57:02,027 --> 00:57:05,465
Oh, yes, because golf is played
by idiots

1260
00:57:05,552 --> 00:57:07,598
in funny looking outfits
who have nothing better

1261
00:57:07,685 --> 00:57:09,643
to do with their time
than to chase

1262
00:57:09,730 --> 00:57:11,993
a little white ball up
and over all day long.

1263
00:57:12,951 --> 00:57:16,258
[SIGHS] And because I'm a lefty.

1264
00:57:17,477 --> 00:57:19,958
And they didn't have
lefty golf clubs

1265
00:57:20,045 --> 00:57:21,176
when I was a boy,

1266
00:57:22,047 --> 00:57:24,049
so they made me caddie
for them.

1267
00:57:24,266 --> 00:57:26,921
[LAUGHS]
Carry their bag for them.

1268
00:57:27,008 --> 00:57:29,489
Ah. But none of the fun.

1269
00:57:31,273 --> 00:57:33,450
So, where are you planning
on spreading them?

1270
00:57:34,059 --> 00:57:37,149
At the beach at Wicklow Head
later this week.

1271
00:57:38,629 --> 00:57:39,630
He had that on his list?

1272
00:57:40,065 --> 00:57:41,501
Why? Is that significant?

1273
00:57:41,849 --> 00:57:43,721
That was our mother's
favorite spot.

1274
00:57:45,766 --> 00:57:48,247
After mass every Sunday,
she dragged a whole lot of us

1275
00:57:48,334 --> 00:57:51,032
down there
for an afternoon by the sea

1276
00:57:52,207 --> 00:57:53,861
hoping for the murmuration.

1277
00:57:55,950 --> 00:57:57,778
The murmuration,
which never came.

1278
00:57:58,257 --> 00:58:01,086
But what's the murmuration?
It's for the birds.

1279
00:58:01,173 --> 00:58:03,262
[CHUCKLES] That's what it is.

1280
00:58:03,349 --> 00:58:07,005
I guess it's also where
he proposed to our mother.

1281
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:10,138
Another reason you'll not see
me shedding any tears today.

1282
00:58:10,225 --> 00:58:13,838
Why? Why do you say that?
Didn't you like Grandma?

1283
00:58:14,055 --> 00:58:16,884
Oh, I did. In fact, I loved her.

1284
00:58:18,625 --> 00:58:23,108
I'm sure he never told you,
but she was my girl first.

1285
00:58:24,544 --> 00:58:29,244
But I was hard of heart,
just like my father was

1286
00:58:29,418 --> 00:58:31,072
and his father before him.

1287
00:58:33,031 --> 00:58:34,989
So, it cost me.
Maybe that's where you get it from, Dad.

1288
00:58:35,294 --> 00:58:36,556
Stifle yourself, will you?

1289
00:58:36,643 --> 00:58:38,384
MIKE: Then your father swept in
and stole her

1290
00:58:38,471 --> 00:58:40,429
from under my nose. The bastard.

1291
00:58:41,343 --> 00:58:44,042
And then made quick work

1292
00:58:44,521 --> 00:58:47,001
to get her away to America
so as not to contend with me.

1293
00:58:48,263 --> 00:58:50,178
Now, drink up.

1294
00:58:50,352 --> 00:58:52,137
There's a Molly's Mayhem
for the lady

1295
00:58:52,964 --> 00:58:56,445
and a Finnegan's Fury
for the boys.

1296
00:58:58,099 --> 00:59:00,537
Now... slÃ¡inte

1297
00:59:01,189 --> 00:59:02,539
ALL: SlÃ¡inte.

1298
00:59:03,975 --> 00:59:04,845
[RESTCHES]

1299
00:59:06,064 --> 00:59:07,282
Hot. [EXHALES]

1300
00:59:07,631 --> 00:59:10,590
Delicious.
Aye. It's my own concoction.

1301
00:59:11,156 --> 00:59:13,462
By the way,
it's a good job you got here

1302
00:59:13,550 --> 00:59:16,640
when you did
because those trees

1303
00:59:16,727 --> 00:59:18,119
are not long for this world.

1304
00:59:18,206 --> 00:59:20,034
Wait, what do you mean?
What's going to happen to them?

1305
00:59:20,121 --> 00:59:22,733
Oh, I got an offer
on the table from a developer.

1306
00:59:22,863 --> 00:59:25,692
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
He wants to turn the whole farm

1307
00:59:25,866 --> 00:59:27,520
into a shopping center.

1308
00:59:27,781 --> 00:59:30,610
Yeah, another bit of Americana
washed up onto our shores.

1309
00:59:30,915 --> 00:59:34,396
This time next year,
I'll be in sunny Spain. [LAUGHS]

1310
00:59:35,876 --> 00:59:38,618
Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no.
You can't you can't do that.

1311
00:59:38,705 --> 00:59:40,359
It's our family farm.
What?

1312
00:59:40,446 --> 00:59:41,926
It's our family farm.
We should...

1313
00:59:42,056 --> 00:59:45,146
we should talk about it.
You can't do that. [CHUCKLES]

1314
00:59:45,364 --> 00:59:47,801
What do you mean,
"I can't do that?"

1315
00:59:48,889 --> 00:59:52,240
I can do what I like. [INHALES]
This is my farm,

1316
00:59:52,327 --> 00:59:54,939
and I can do
what I bloody well like.

1317
00:59:55,026 --> 00:59:58,420
[CHUCKLES] Fuck off out of here,
the whole lot of you.

1318
00:59:59,378 --> 01:00:01,249
And take your fucking golf clubs
with you.

1319
01:00:01,380 --> 01:00:03,164
Go on. Get out of here.

1320
01:00:03,730 --> 01:00:06,254
Okay, who else needs a drink
after that?

1321
01:00:06,515 --> 01:00:07,560
Absolutely.

1322
01:00:07,734 --> 01:00:09,606
I need some painkillers
for my hand.

1323
01:00:09,736 --> 01:00:10,911
Oh, you hear that?

1324
01:00:11,042 --> 01:00:12,565
He's starting already
with the excuses.

1325
01:00:12,652 --> 01:00:16,177
Oh, please.
Will, to the nearest pub.

1326
01:00:19,267 --> 01:00:21,052
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

1327
01:00:36,850 --> 01:00:40,288
[CROWD CHEERS]

1328
01:00:41,289 --> 01:00:43,161
FREDDY: Fantastic.
MARIE: Oh, wow.

1329
01:00:43,248 --> 01:00:46,164
Frankie, why don't you get up
there and sit in with the band?

1330
01:00:46,251 --> 01:00:47,818
Absolutely not. No, no, no, no.

1331
01:00:48,166 --> 01:00:49,297
Oh, come on.

1332
01:00:49,515 --> 01:00:51,256
That's like the tradition
around here, right?

1333
01:00:51,343 --> 01:00:53,214
I'm good.
Don't be a wimp.

1334
01:00:53,345 --> 01:00:54,955
Go up there
and show them what you got.

1335
01:00:55,042 --> 01:00:57,958
No, I'm okay right here,
drinking my pint

1336
01:00:58,045 --> 01:01:01,092
and reveling my spot
atop the leaderboard.

1337
01:01:01,309 --> 01:01:03,529
Son, you played
very well out there today.

1338
01:01:03,616 --> 01:01:04,661
Stick to golf.

1339
01:01:05,487 --> 01:01:08,534
What is going on
with your musical career, anyway? Is that done?

1340
01:01:08,708 --> 01:01:10,797
FRANKIE: No, it's not done.

1341
01:01:11,232 --> 01:01:13,626
It's just, you know, my ex and I

1342
01:01:13,713 --> 01:01:15,062
were the primary songwriters,

1343
01:01:15,149 --> 01:01:19,066
so when we broke up,
the band did, too.

1344
01:01:19,501 --> 01:01:20,764
Well, why not go solo?

1345
01:01:21,112 --> 01:01:23,114
I mean, I hate to give you
a compliment,

1346
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:25,551
but you do have a nice voice.

1347
01:01:25,812 --> 01:01:27,596
You know, at least you did
when we were kids

1348
01:01:27,684 --> 01:01:30,425
and we were forced to duet
on all those Christmas carols

1349
01:01:30,556 --> 01:01:32,297
in front
of our entire extended family.

1350
01:01:32,427 --> 01:01:34,081
Thank you
for the compliment, though

1351
01:01:34,168 --> 01:01:36,736
not sure if you're serious
or playing mind games,

1352
01:01:36,823 --> 01:01:37,998
but I'll take it.

1353
01:01:38,085 --> 01:01:39,913
No, I'm not
even really a front man anyway.

1354
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,654
I totally get
your point, Frankie.

1355
01:01:41,741 --> 01:01:44,657
You're a little past your prime
to be a rock star.

1356
01:01:44,744 --> 01:01:45,832
You see how I did that?

1357
01:01:46,137 --> 01:01:48,095
I just countered the compliment
with another jab.

1358
01:01:48,182 --> 01:01:49,967
It's like an art form.
Finnegan gift.

1359
01:01:50,141 --> 01:01:51,142
You know, the thing is,

1360
01:01:51,359 --> 01:01:52,883
I didn't even want
to be a rock star, you know?

1361
01:01:54,101 --> 01:01:57,496
I just wanted to make music
with the woman that I loved.

1362
01:01:59,106 --> 01:02:04,111
But she didn't want
to do that, so you know.

1363
01:02:04,372 --> 01:02:06,505
[SOBS]

1364
01:02:06,723 --> 01:02:08,725
Okay, um,
can we talk about something,

1365
01:02:08,812 --> 01:02:10,161
anything else, please?

1366
01:02:10,291 --> 01:02:13,033
Yeah, I agree.
Let's change the subject, okay?

1367
01:02:13,207 --> 01:02:15,470
No need to bring up the music
anymore, all right?

1368
01:02:15,557 --> 01:02:18,386
Because there are certain rules,

1369
01:02:18,822 --> 01:02:21,781
I think, when you're in Ireland,
about crying in public.

1370
01:02:22,042 --> 01:02:23,783
That might fly in America,
but let's remember,

1371
01:02:24,131 --> 01:02:25,611
we're on foreign soil.

1372
01:02:25,698 --> 01:02:27,656
So, we're going
to keep that in check.

1373
01:02:27,744 --> 01:02:28,875
Do not listen to your father.
[SIGHS]

1374
01:02:28,962 --> 01:02:31,486
There are no rules
about crying anywhere.

1375
01:02:32,052 --> 01:02:33,880
It's okay to show
a little bit of heart.

1376
01:02:33,967 --> 01:02:36,274
Unlike your father here
who has a little bit of trouble

1377
01:02:36,361 --> 01:02:37,449
accessing his emotions.

1378
01:02:37,710 --> 01:02:40,582
I can be emotional
when the moment calls for it,

1379
01:02:40,669 --> 01:02:43,281
but those moments
are usually in private, right?

1380
01:02:43,368 --> 01:02:44,456
I mean...

1381
01:02:45,370 --> 01:02:46,545
You're dead inside.

1382
01:02:46,719 --> 01:02:48,025
FREDDY: Perfect timing.

1383
01:02:48,112 --> 01:02:51,202
Frankie, second pint
should cheer you right up.

1384
01:02:52,594 --> 01:02:55,554
But before we drink,
how about a little wager?

1385
01:02:55,641 --> 01:02:57,382
You're on.
Split the G.

1386
01:02:57,469 --> 01:02:59,253
Winner gets the bed,
loser gets the cot.

1387
01:02:59,340 --> 01:03:00,733
I'd say that's only fair.

1388
01:03:00,820 --> 01:03:02,169
What is split the G?

1389
01:03:02,300 --> 01:03:03,562
One sip from your pint,

1390
01:03:03,649 --> 01:03:04,868
here you got to leave the line

1391
01:03:04,955 --> 01:03:06,608
right here in the middle
of the G.

1392
01:03:07,653 --> 01:03:09,524
Ready, Freddy?
Ready, Teddy.

1393
01:03:11,657 --> 01:03:14,529
Go ahead. Come on.
Come on, Dad. Come on, Dad.

1394
01:03:14,616 --> 01:03:15,835
[DRUMMING ON TABLE]
Come on.

1395
01:03:17,010 --> 01:03:18,838
Come on. Come on.

1396
01:03:19,926 --> 01:03:21,014
[GASPS]

1397
01:03:21,101 --> 01:03:23,408
Oh, would you look
at that perfection?

1398
01:03:23,669 --> 01:03:25,279
How does that feel,
little brother?

1399
01:03:25,366 --> 01:03:26,367
I'm sorry. Does that hurt?

1400
01:03:26,454 --> 01:03:27,412
It hurts a little bit,
doesn't it?

1401
01:03:27,499 --> 01:03:28,717
I admit it does.

1402
01:03:28,848 --> 01:03:31,546
You two must have
been a nightmare growing up.

1403
01:03:31,633 --> 01:03:32,983
Was everything a competition?

1404
01:03:33,070 --> 01:03:34,245
Pretty much.
Yeah.

1405
01:03:34,332 --> 01:03:35,768
Usually with Teddy
at the losing end.

1406
01:03:35,855 --> 01:03:37,422
But periodically,
he would get lucky.

1407
01:03:37,639 --> 01:03:40,338
Which may be the reason
why each of us only had one kid.

1408
01:03:40,425 --> 01:03:43,297
We wanted to spare you
both a life of sibling rivalry.

1409
01:03:43,515 --> 01:03:45,822
Oh, thank you so much
for that consideration.

1410
01:03:45,909 --> 01:03:47,606
Yeah, it really worked.

1411
01:03:52,089 --> 01:03:54,526
I have a question.
FREDDY: Oh, my God.

1412
01:03:54,700 --> 01:03:57,268
Please turn the light off
and go back to sleep.

1413
01:03:57,485 --> 01:03:59,879
Why do you insist
I was his favorite son?

1414
01:04:00,053 --> 01:04:02,142
I am not having this
conversation with you now.

1415
01:04:02,316 --> 01:04:04,623
Just give me one reason
why you think that.

1416
01:04:04,753 --> 01:04:07,931
[SIGHS] Oh, my God.
Okay, I will give you a hint.

1417
01:04:08,932 --> 01:04:09,976
What time is it?

1418
01:04:10,716 --> 01:04:12,326
It's not that late.
It's only midnight.

1419
01:04:12,500 --> 01:04:14,024
I don't get it.
Think about it.

1420
01:04:16,809 --> 01:04:18,463
How do you know what time it is?

1421
01:04:18,898 --> 01:04:20,639
I'm confused.I looked at my watch.

1422
01:04:22,032 --> 01:04:23,250
[CHUCKLES] Are you kidding me?

1423
01:04:24,208 --> 01:04:25,774
You're still pissed off
about the fucking watch?

1424
01:04:25,905 --> 01:04:27,689
No, I am not pissed off
about it,

1425
01:04:27,994 --> 01:04:30,562
but you wanted to know why I
thought you were dad's favorite,

1426
01:04:30,649 --> 01:04:32,738
and the watch
is just another example.

1427
01:04:32,869 --> 01:04:35,219
He only had one watch,
and when Grandpa gave it to him,

1428
01:04:35,306 --> 01:04:36,873
he said it had to go
to the first Finnegan

1429
01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:38,613
who graduated college.
I graduated first

1430
01:04:38,700 --> 01:04:40,964
because I'm the oldest one.
What else is he supposed to do?

1431
01:04:41,138 --> 01:04:43,140
You see, that's another thing
you always did.

1432
01:04:43,270 --> 01:04:45,055
You're an apologist
for the old man,

1433
01:04:45,142 --> 01:04:47,361
whereas I had the balls
to call him on his bullshit.

1434
01:04:47,448 --> 01:04:48,362
Do you want the watch?

1435
01:04:49,102 --> 01:04:50,234
Because I'll give you the watch
if it means that much to you.

1436
01:04:50,408 --> 01:04:51,626
I do not want to watch.
Would you like the bed?

1437
01:04:51,713 --> 01:04:53,193
Would that make you happy?
No, no, no, no.

1438
01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:55,021
You know what would
make me really happy?

1439
01:04:55,108 --> 01:04:57,328
If you would finally shut the
hell up, turn off the light,

1440
01:04:57,415 --> 01:04:59,808
let me sleep so that tomorrow
I can give you

1441
01:04:59,939 --> 01:05:01,419
a proper ass whoopin'
on the golf course.

1442
01:05:01,549 --> 01:05:03,203
That would make me really happy.

1443
01:05:04,204 --> 01:05:05,205
Good night.

1444
01:05:06,728 --> 01:05:08,078
FRANKIE: If you all don't mind,

1445
01:05:08,165 --> 01:05:09,383
since I'm topping
the leaderboard,

1446
01:05:09,514 --> 01:05:10,689
I'll take us out.

1447
01:05:11,385 --> 01:05:13,997
[SOFT MUSIC]

1448
01:05:15,085 --> 01:05:16,129
[SIGHS]

1449
01:05:17,565 --> 01:05:18,610
[EXHALES]

1450
01:05:24,529 --> 01:05:26,226
In Murph we trust.

1451
01:05:26,748 --> 01:05:29,621
All right, Lady Baltimore,
the box is yours.

1452
01:05:31,449 --> 01:05:32,450
Go get them, kid.

1453
01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:33,973
FREDDY: Thanks.

1454
01:05:37,063 --> 01:05:39,283
As we begin the second round
of the Finnegan's Cup,

1455
01:05:39,457 --> 01:05:42,112
you've got to wonder
was yesterday a fluke

1456
01:05:42,199 --> 01:05:44,114
and will the luck
of the Irish run out?

1457
01:05:44,331 --> 01:05:45,463
Okay.

1458
01:05:45,811 --> 01:05:48,292
Do me a favor, shut the hell up
when I'm above my ball.

1459
01:05:48,466 --> 01:05:50,598
You can do that shit
with those two.

1460
01:05:50,685 --> 01:05:53,166
But I'm telling you,
another word out of your mouth,

1461
01:05:53,253 --> 01:05:56,561
and I will take the Murph
and wrap it around your neck.

1462
01:05:59,042 --> 01:06:00,130
She's fitting right in.

1463
01:06:06,353 --> 01:06:09,922
So, is this going to continue,
the ball matching the outfit?

1464
01:06:10,009 --> 01:06:11,837
I woke up pissed
off enough already

1465
01:06:11,924 --> 01:06:13,317
after having to sleep
in that cot,

1466
01:06:13,795 --> 01:06:14,971
so don't test me then.

1467
01:06:15,058 --> 01:06:17,886
Please, I beg you
for both of us.

1468
01:06:22,239 --> 01:06:24,981
Because when I'm pissed off,
people pay.

1469
01:06:25,503 --> 01:06:26,634
Namely you.

1470
01:06:27,244 --> 01:06:29,289
Oh, that mastery approach
is gone already, huh?

1471
01:06:29,420 --> 01:06:30,638
That was fast.

1472
01:06:30,856 --> 01:06:32,989
Now, we're just back
to being a complete psycho.

1473
01:06:33,946 --> 01:06:34,860
Duty calls.

1474
01:06:35,252 --> 01:06:36,296
Excellent.

1475
01:06:44,565 --> 01:06:46,176
Let the fun begin.

1476
01:07:03,541 --> 01:07:06,457
[CHEERING]

1477
01:07:18,338 --> 01:07:22,168
Come on, come on, come on.
How does that not go in?

1478
01:07:25,867 --> 01:07:26,912
[SIGHS]

1479
01:07:28,479 --> 01:07:29,828
TEDDY:
What do you have from here?

1480
01:07:30,133 --> 01:07:32,352
I got 110 to the flag.

1481
01:07:32,874 --> 01:07:33,875
Okay, Pete?

1482
01:07:33,962 --> 01:07:35,747
5 bucks?
5 bucks?

1483
01:07:36,182 --> 01:07:38,576
Fuck that. 50.
Too rich for me.

1484
01:07:38,706 --> 01:07:41,405
FREDDY: Yeah, I forgot,
you haven't published anything

1485
01:07:41,492 --> 01:07:42,667
in what is it,
about five years?

1486
01:07:43,015 --> 01:07:44,060
All right, 5 it is.

1487
01:07:44,364 --> 01:07:45,235
Shut up and hit.

1488
01:07:48,151 --> 01:07:49,065
Oh, yeah.

1489
01:07:49,456 --> 01:07:50,631
Oh, yeah.

1490
01:07:51,545 --> 01:07:54,200
Oh, I think you got trouble,
my brother.

1491
01:07:54,722 --> 01:07:55,854
I think you got trouble.

1492
01:07:56,028 --> 01:07:57,116
110, right?

1493
01:08:01,816 --> 01:08:03,079
Come on. Turn, turn.

1494
01:08:03,775 --> 01:08:06,299
Oh! [CHUCKLES]

1495
01:08:07,692 --> 01:08:10,825
[CHUCKLES]
Thank you for my 5 dollars.

1496
01:08:11,609 --> 01:08:14,046
[TENSE MUSIC]

1497
01:08:28,495 --> 01:08:29,453
Yes!

1498
01:08:33,805 --> 01:08:34,893
Yes.

1499
01:08:40,768 --> 01:08:41,726
Oh.

1500
01:08:48,646 --> 01:08:50,691
You got to be
fucking kidding me.

1501
01:08:50,822 --> 01:08:52,128
[CHUCKLES] Oh!

1502
01:09:20,721 --> 01:09:22,245
[SIGHS]
Damn.

1503
01:09:23,202 --> 01:09:24,377
Kid could bomb it.

1504
01:09:25,161 --> 01:09:26,205
All right, so what about you?

1505
01:09:26,553 --> 01:09:28,338
You care to make another
little wager on this hole,

1506
01:09:28,425 --> 01:09:30,253
give me an opportunity
to restore my pride?

1507
01:09:30,731 --> 01:09:31,906
All right.
How about this then?

1508
01:09:32,429 --> 01:09:33,691
I will bet you right now

1509
01:09:33,821 --> 01:09:36,041
that with this vintage
Ping 2 beauty right here,

1510
01:09:36,172 --> 01:09:37,608
I will outdrive you.

1511
01:09:38,130 --> 01:09:40,654
And I will take that bet
any day of the week.

1512
01:09:40,741 --> 01:09:42,265
But what do you say
we up the ante

1513
01:09:42,352 --> 01:09:43,657
to more than 5 bucks maybe?

1514
01:09:43,962 --> 01:09:45,006
Fine.

1515
01:09:45,398 --> 01:09:47,008
If you're longer than me,
you get the bed tonight.

1516
01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:50,142
If I outdrive you,
you have to play

1517
01:09:50,229 --> 01:09:51,839
the remaining holes
with my clubs.

1518
01:09:52,971 --> 01:09:55,147
Okay. All right, you're on.

1519
01:09:57,715 --> 01:09:58,933
[GRUNTS]

1520
01:09:59,107 --> 01:10:01,153
All right, not my best,
but I'm sure

1521
01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:02,720
it's better
than anything you got.

1522
01:10:04,374 --> 01:10:06,593
Dad, are you sure
you want to use that club?

1523
01:10:06,680 --> 01:10:07,681
Yeah, come on, Uncle Teddy.

1524
01:10:07,899 --> 01:10:08,900
Why don't you use
my driver or something?

1525
01:10:09,117 --> 01:10:12,599
As in golf, so in life,
it's not the club,

1526
01:10:13,034 --> 01:10:14,297
it's the man.

1527
01:10:14,427 --> 01:10:16,473
I would listen
to your daughter.

1528
01:10:21,217 --> 01:10:22,261
[CHUCKLES]

1529
01:10:23,567 --> 01:10:24,611
You want to take my clubs now

1530
01:10:24,829 --> 01:10:26,483
or do you want to wait
till we get up there?

1531
01:10:31,749 --> 01:10:33,316
[CHUCKLES] Look at this.

1532
01:10:33,620 --> 01:10:34,882
I think this is me right there.

1533
01:10:34,969 --> 01:10:36,362
FREDDY: I don't know.
Not so fast.

1534
01:10:36,493 --> 01:10:38,756
That could be Frankie's ball,
or it could be Marie's.

1535
01:10:38,843 --> 01:10:41,802
FRANKIE: Yeah. Nice try, Dad.
About 75 yards up, though.

1536
01:10:41,889 --> 01:10:43,848
Yeah, and I'm in the sand trap.

1537
01:10:45,763 --> 01:10:47,765
I don't know. I don't know.

1538
01:10:47,852 --> 01:10:50,420
That might be a little
too close to call,

1539
01:10:50,681 --> 01:10:53,118
so I'm going to say that
looks like a draw to me.

1540
01:10:53,379 --> 01:10:54,859
Then we'll push it
to the next hole,

1541
01:10:54,946 --> 01:10:56,600
unless you're having
second thoughts.

1542
01:10:56,687 --> 01:10:58,645
Yeah, sure. Why not?
Next hole it is.

1543
01:11:00,647 --> 01:11:03,215
Because you're my little brother
and I love you,

1544
01:11:03,302 --> 01:11:06,697
I am giving you an opportunity
to bail on the bet right now.

1545
01:11:06,871 --> 01:11:08,525
Don't need it
because there is no chance

1546
01:11:08,655 --> 01:11:10,004
in freaking hell
you're going to outdrive me,

1547
01:11:10,091 --> 01:11:11,615
especially with that club.

1548
01:11:11,745 --> 01:11:14,792
I will take my Persimmon over
anything you have in your bag.

1549
01:11:14,922 --> 01:11:16,097
And you will lose.

1550
01:11:20,841 --> 01:11:22,713
Oh, shit. [CHUCKLES]
Ah, fuck.

1551
01:11:24,454 --> 01:11:26,847
Since when do you hit
the ball like that?

1552
01:11:36,204 --> 01:11:37,510
FRANKIE: Ooh, looks like
we're going to have

1553
01:11:37,597 --> 01:11:39,817
another close call on our hands,
ladies and gents.

1554
01:11:40,078 --> 01:11:42,907
We'll see which brother
is better than the other.

1555
01:11:43,081 --> 01:11:44,169
[CHUCKLES]

1556
01:11:48,216 --> 01:11:49,261
Are you kidding me?

1557
01:11:49,827 --> 01:11:52,873
Look at this.
What are the odds of that?

1558
01:11:53,047 --> 01:11:56,834
Ooh, another one that
is too close to call.

1559
01:11:57,051 --> 01:11:58,836
What do you think, Uncle Teddy?

1560
01:11:58,966 --> 01:12:01,447
I guess we push again unless
you want to call it a draw?

1561
01:12:02,622 --> 01:12:04,058
We are not calling
a goddamn draw.

1562
01:12:04,145 --> 01:12:05,756
I will see you
on the next tee box.

1563
01:12:06,974 --> 01:12:10,369
But until then, another little
closest to the pin wager?

1564
01:12:10,456 --> 01:12:12,066
Easy. One bet at a time.

1565
01:12:12,458 --> 01:12:13,372
Coward.

1566
01:12:16,244 --> 01:12:20,031
That is money in the bunker.

1567
01:12:20,292 --> 01:12:21,815
Mother effer.
[CHUCKLES]

1568
01:12:26,603 --> 01:12:30,084
There will be no doubt
after this drive, my friend.

1569
01:12:36,177 --> 01:12:38,658
Mother... [SCREAMS]

1570
01:12:38,919 --> 01:12:40,007
What the hell was that?

1571
01:12:42,053 --> 01:12:43,141
[SIGHS]

1572
01:12:43,446 --> 01:12:44,534
I'm not going to gloat.

1573
01:12:45,839 --> 01:12:47,885
In fact, to make things
a little bit more competitive,

1574
01:12:47,972 --> 01:12:49,843
I'd be willing to use my
pitching wedge instead.

1575
01:12:51,671 --> 01:12:53,499
Just hit your freaking driver,
you hump.

1576
01:12:54,457 --> 01:12:55,458
[GROANS]

1577
01:12:55,806 --> 01:12:58,678
Ladies and gentlemen,
with so much to play for,

1578
01:12:59,549 --> 01:13:01,855
namely pride
and literally nothing else,

1579
01:13:01,942 --> 01:13:04,205
the tension on this
tee box is palpable.

1580
01:13:04,423 --> 01:13:06,164
The fighting Finnegans'
sibling rivalry

1581
01:13:06,251 --> 01:13:08,688
has turned very, very ugly.

1582
01:13:08,949 --> 01:13:10,908
Enough with the
100 practice swings.

1583
01:13:10,995 --> 01:13:12,083
Would you hit
the freaking ball already?

1584
01:13:12,388 --> 01:13:14,477
You see this, kids?
This was our whole childhood.

1585
01:13:14,781 --> 01:13:17,828
The lack of sportsmanship,
all the foul language.

1586
01:13:17,915 --> 01:13:22,398
It's enough to make you
wanna kick his fucking ass.

1587
01:13:27,490 --> 01:13:30,493
It could be worse, Freddy.
We're on 17.

1588
01:13:30,667 --> 01:13:32,495
You only have two holes
to use my clubs.

1589
01:13:32,582 --> 01:13:34,105
I don't fucking believe it.

1590
01:13:38,631 --> 01:13:39,806
Oh, my God.

1591
01:13:40,633 --> 01:13:42,243
This is the 7 iron
that you carry?

1592
01:13:42,722 --> 01:13:45,638
Our father gave me
that 7 iron in 1980

1593
01:13:45,725 --> 01:13:47,335
when I was 12 years old.

1594
01:13:48,293 --> 01:13:49,686
You are a sap, you know that?

1595
01:13:49,773 --> 01:13:50,861
And you didn't wanna regrip it,
huh?

1596
01:13:50,948 --> 01:13:52,428
I'm sentimental to a fault.

1597
01:13:57,389 --> 01:13:59,260
[GROANS]

1598
01:14:00,479 --> 01:14:02,916
I don't fucking believe this.
Are you kidding me?

1599
01:14:03,743 --> 01:14:05,571
How do you play
with those freaking things?

1600
01:14:13,666 --> 01:14:15,363
I know you're behind this, Dad.

1601
01:14:18,497 --> 01:14:20,456
[EXHALES] Really?

1602
01:14:20,891 --> 01:14:22,980
I mean,
how do you putt with this?

1603
01:14:23,807 --> 01:14:26,505
And don't tell me about
Bobby fucking Jones.

1604
01:14:27,114 --> 01:14:29,116
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

1605
01:14:31,510 --> 01:14:32,468
Come on.

1606
01:14:32,598 --> 01:14:33,860
FRANKIE:
You know you're downhill, right?

1607
01:14:33,947 --> 01:14:35,340
Slow down, slow down.
Hit a house, will you?

1608
01:14:35,427 --> 01:14:36,733
FRANKIE: There it goes.
It's a long way to go.

1609
01:14:37,385 --> 01:14:38,996
Step right in my line.
Thanks, Dad.

1610
01:14:39,562 --> 01:14:40,780
[SIGHS]

1611
01:14:47,831 --> 01:14:49,528
He's your brother.
He's your father.

1612
01:14:54,011 --> 01:14:55,882
No.
[CHUCKLES]

1613
01:14:56,622 --> 01:14:59,538
Four putt. Fucking four putt.

1614
01:15:00,147 --> 01:15:01,801
I'll see you in
the next tee box.

1615
01:15:01,888 --> 01:15:05,283
Guys, I apologize.
My brother's a fucking lunatic.

1616
01:15:06,676 --> 01:15:08,634
How are you doing, Zen master?
What's the rage level?

1617
01:15:08,895 --> 01:15:10,331
I am not talking to you.

1618
01:15:10,593 --> 01:15:11,768
That's good,
because I couldn't hear

1619
01:15:11,855 --> 01:15:13,247
you over your pants anyway.

1620
01:15:13,552 --> 01:15:16,686
Hey, so going into 18,
I'm two behind Frankie,

1621
01:15:16,773 --> 01:15:20,254
Uncle Freddy is 4 behind, and,
Dad, you're obviously last,

1622
01:15:20,341 --> 01:15:21,821
at 6 back.

1623
01:15:21,952 --> 01:15:23,040
Not insurmountable.

1624
01:15:28,262 --> 01:15:30,134
Not when you are driving
like that.

1625
01:15:30,569 --> 01:15:33,180
Hey, Freddy,
I really like your clubs.

1626
01:15:33,485 --> 01:15:36,270
Hey, Frankie,
just a friendly reminder that

1627
01:15:36,444 --> 01:15:39,099
I'm only two strokes behind you,
so no pressure,

1628
01:15:39,186 --> 01:15:40,797
but this really
matters for you.

1629
01:15:41,275 --> 01:15:42,538
I thrive off pressure.

1630
01:15:45,236 --> 01:15:47,412
Jesus, Mary, and Murphy.

1631
01:15:47,891 --> 01:15:49,240
Look at that ball sail.

1632
01:15:50,546 --> 01:15:52,025
Get a room, will you?

1633
01:15:56,856 --> 01:15:58,554
Are you kidding me?

1634
01:15:58,989 --> 01:16:00,425
What the hell was that?

1635
01:16:00,556 --> 01:16:03,123
I think it's called a duck hook.
Or a snap hook.

1636
01:16:03,210 --> 01:16:05,952
Or a smother.
A smother for my brother.

1637
01:16:06,213 --> 01:16:08,128
Might we have
a little bit of silence

1638
01:16:08,215 --> 01:16:09,826
when someone is on the tee box,

1639
01:16:10,043 --> 01:16:12,176
especially when they are forced
to play with this?

1640
01:16:15,483 --> 01:16:16,876
I do not believe this.

1641
01:16:17,094 --> 01:16:18,399
What do you wanna do, Freddy?
Do you wanna drop up there?

1642
01:16:18,486 --> 01:16:19,923
You wanna hit again?

1643
01:16:20,010 --> 01:16:21,315
No, I'm not gonna drop, okay?

1644
01:16:24,275 --> 01:16:28,627
Wait a second. Wait a second.
Is this club bent?

1645
01:16:29,628 --> 01:16:30,934
I don't think so. Is it?

1646
01:16:31,021 --> 01:16:32,326
No. Look at that. I can see

1647
01:16:32,413 --> 01:16:34,111
the slightest little bend there.
You don't see that?

1648
01:16:34,241 --> 01:16:36,896
Oh, that might explain
your slice or your hook

1649
01:16:36,983 --> 01:16:38,855
or whatever it is
that you're doing that's so,

1650
01:16:38,985 --> 01:16:40,073
so terrible.

1651
01:16:40,204 --> 01:16:41,292
Yeah, well, I really shouldn't

1652
01:16:41,422 --> 01:16:42,554
have to hit with this,
considering.

1653
01:16:42,859 --> 01:16:45,775
Well, I'm not gonna force you,
Freddy, but a bet is a bet

1654
01:16:45,862 --> 01:16:47,254
and the rules are the rules.

1655
01:16:47,341 --> 01:16:48,821
And I thought
you weren't talking to me.

1656
01:16:52,085 --> 01:16:53,870
Okay, that's it.

1657
01:16:54,871 --> 01:16:57,700
The bet is over. You won.

1658
01:16:58,091 --> 01:17:00,267
Congratulations.
I'm real happy for you.

1659
01:17:00,528 --> 01:17:01,617
This isn't bent.

1660
01:17:02,618 --> 01:17:03,706
How about that?

1661
01:17:04,141 --> 01:17:07,884
On the 18th hole the old man
finally outdrives the kids.

1662
01:17:08,058 --> 01:17:09,320
[CHUCKLES]

1663
01:17:09,755 --> 01:17:11,627
We got ourselves
an opportunity here.

1664
01:17:14,368 --> 01:17:16,066
TEDDY: Oh, yeah, I like it.

1665
01:17:16,283 --> 01:17:17,589
Do you see it?
[MARIE CHEERS]

1666
01:17:18,024 --> 01:17:19,286
Good shot, Dad,

1667
01:17:19,635 --> 01:17:21,593
but I think
it rolled off the back.

1668
01:17:21,724 --> 01:17:24,204
TEDDY: Yeah.
I think you're right, Marie.

1669
01:17:24,291 --> 01:17:25,379
I think I'm long.

1670
01:17:25,684 --> 01:17:27,120
I hit it, but I didn't think
I hit it that hard.

1671
01:17:27,207 --> 01:17:29,470
FRANKIE: There's a
brutal bunker back there.

1672
01:17:29,601 --> 01:17:30,994
I hope you're not in that.

1673
01:17:32,169 --> 01:17:34,040
Anybody mind
if I just putt this out

1674
01:17:34,432 --> 01:17:36,347
and end this horror show
that I'm living?

1675
01:17:36,782 --> 01:17:37,870
Go right ahead.

1676
01:17:44,616 --> 01:17:48,446
Oh my God, talk about adding
insult to injury.

1677
01:17:48,664 --> 01:17:50,448
I do not believe this.

1678
01:17:52,145 --> 01:17:54,844
Teddy, I found your ball.
It was in the hole.

1679
01:17:54,931 --> 01:17:56,062
Are you shitting me?

1680
01:17:56,584 --> 01:17:57,673
I shit you not, you prick.

1681
01:17:58,586 --> 01:18:00,501
Oh my God.
Oh my God.

1682
01:18:00,588 --> 01:18:02,590
That was your second shot?

1683
01:18:02,852 --> 01:18:07,813
Yes, and I believe that
is what you call an eagle.

1684
01:18:08,509 --> 01:18:09,946
[CHUCKLES]

1685
01:18:12,513 --> 01:18:14,124
FRANKIE: Ooh.
MARIE: Come on, bite.

1686
01:18:14,298 --> 01:18:16,039
Bite. [GROANS]

1687
01:18:16,387 --> 01:18:17,910
How does that not stick?

1688
01:18:18,041 --> 01:18:19,564
That's gonna be a problem.

1689
01:18:20,565 --> 01:18:22,567
Here. Watch and learn.

1690
01:18:27,485 --> 01:18:29,661
Meanwhile,
that is a thing of beauty.

1691
01:18:30,096 --> 01:18:32,708
Safe to assume you won't
be giving me a gimme.

1692
01:18:34,013 --> 01:18:36,494
Yeah, you have
assumed correctly.

1693
01:18:42,065 --> 01:18:44,067
Lady Baltimore has been
fierce off

1694
01:18:44,241 --> 01:18:46,025
these Irish greens
this past week,

1695
01:18:46,939 --> 01:18:50,726
but no chip has had as much
at stake as this one.

1696
01:18:51,291 --> 01:18:52,858
She seems to have picked
a landing spot

1697
01:18:52,989 --> 01:18:54,512
25 feet above the hole.

1698
01:18:55,252 --> 01:18:56,732
Let's see how this plays
out for her.

1699
01:18:57,384 --> 01:19:00,300
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

1700
01:19:08,656 --> 01:19:11,485
MARIE: Come on, hit that slope.
Get legs.

1701
01:19:12,269 --> 01:19:13,487
TEDDY: Come on. Come on.

1702
01:19:13,836 --> 01:19:15,620
FREDDY: Going. Going.

1703
01:19:18,405 --> 01:19:22,758
Here it comes. Here it comes.
TEDDY: Oh my goodness.

1704
01:19:23,671 --> 01:19:24,803
FRANKIE: No.

1705
01:19:30,591 --> 01:19:31,854
Yeah.
[TEDDY CHEERING]

1706
01:19:32,028 --> 01:19:34,944
In your life have you seen
anything like it?

1707
01:19:35,248 --> 01:19:37,076
Oh, my God.
[CHUCKLES]

1708
01:19:39,426 --> 01:19:40,427
I quit.

1709
01:19:41,080 --> 01:19:43,561
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

1710
01:20:22,165 --> 01:20:24,907
I can see why Grandpa picked
this spot to propose.

1711
01:20:25,995 --> 01:20:27,605
TEDDY: Every time
we would come to Ireland,

1712
01:20:27,823 --> 01:20:29,041
we'd come down here for a swim,
remember?

1713
01:20:29,172 --> 01:20:31,130
FREDDY: Yep. Yep.

1714
01:20:31,478 --> 01:20:33,872
So, whose turn is it
to say a few words?

1715
01:20:34,438 --> 01:20:37,571
Freddy?
No, I think I'm good. Thanks.

1716
01:20:38,485 --> 01:20:40,618
I can, if that's okay.

1717
01:20:40,705 --> 01:20:42,359
All right, but you have to take
it seriously, okay?

1718
01:20:42,446 --> 01:20:44,665
None of your little jokes.
Me?

1719
01:20:44,883 --> 01:20:46,276
And jokes about what?

1720
01:20:49,018 --> 01:20:51,150
Hi there.
What are yous up to like?

1721
01:20:52,238 --> 01:20:54,850
We're just down here
sightseeing.

1722
01:20:54,937 --> 01:20:56,025
Like hell yous are.

1723
01:20:56,155 --> 01:20:57,200
You're the Yanks
that are coming down here

1724
01:20:57,287 --> 01:20:58,462
to sprinkle some ashes
on my beach.

1725
01:20:58,810 --> 01:21:00,943
Your beach?
Yeah, that's right.

1726
01:21:01,117 --> 01:21:02,118
My beach.

1727
01:21:02,509 --> 01:21:03,684
This is private land,
didn't you know?

1728
01:21:03,815 --> 01:21:05,904
How did you know
what we came down here to do?

1729
01:21:06,035 --> 01:21:08,472
Mike Finnegan rang me,
told me what yous were up to.

1730
01:21:09,560 --> 01:21:10,866
And why the hell
would he do that?

1731
01:21:11,344 --> 01:21:13,172
Because he figured
I could make a bit of money,

1732
01:21:13,607 --> 01:21:16,088
so how much is it worth to you?

1733
01:21:17,350 --> 01:21:19,918
You're going to make us pay you?
Yeah.

1734
01:21:20,005 --> 01:21:23,574
That or you can fuck off.
Shall we say 500 euros?

1735
01:21:23,661 --> 01:21:24,923
500 euros?

1736
01:21:25,097 --> 01:21:26,359
Or you can find
another beach.

1737
01:21:29,275 --> 01:21:30,450
Give us a minute.

1738
01:21:33,236 --> 01:21:34,498
Well, what do we think?

1739
01:21:34,585 --> 01:21:36,369
I think we have to pay him.

1740
01:21:36,456 --> 01:21:37,805
It's what Grandpa wanted.

1741
01:21:38,589 --> 01:21:39,546
I agree.

1742
01:21:40,808 --> 01:21:42,071
Don't look at me.

1743
01:21:42,245 --> 01:21:44,377
I was against this
whole ashes thing from day one.

1744
01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:47,119
I'll pay him. 500 euros.

1745
01:21:49,165 --> 01:21:52,777
All right, Mr. uh,
what was your name anyhow?

1746
01:21:53,082 --> 01:21:56,302
Finnegan. Thomas Finnegan.
[CHUCKLES]

1747
01:21:56,607 --> 01:21:57,869
Had you, didn't I?

1748
01:21:58,304 --> 01:22:00,306
Put your wallet away.
I was just taking the piss.

1749
01:22:00,524 --> 01:22:02,091
My grandfather told me
you'd be here today,

1750
01:22:02,178 --> 01:22:04,267
so I just wanted to meet
my American family.

1751
01:22:04,441 --> 01:22:05,616
Are you kidding me?

1752
01:22:05,833 --> 01:22:07,531
Well, get over here
and meet the rest of them.

1753
01:22:07,661 --> 01:22:08,749
How you doing?

1754
01:22:08,924 --> 01:22:09,968
Hi, I'm Marie.
Tommy.

1755
01:22:10,099 --> 01:22:11,230
Frankie.
Tommy.

1756
01:22:11,448 --> 01:22:12,405
Freddy.
TOMMY: Tommy.

1757
01:22:12,971 --> 01:22:15,104
All right, so what happens next?

1758
01:22:16,322 --> 01:22:18,150
Well, we'll say a prayer

1759
01:22:18,281 --> 01:22:19,847
and then we'll distribute
the ashes.

1760
01:22:20,283 --> 01:22:23,112
Uh, well, do you mind if I stay
and pray with you?

1761
01:22:23,329 --> 01:22:24,417
Sure.

1762
01:22:25,766 --> 01:22:26,767
Marie?

1763
01:22:30,162 --> 01:22:33,687
Hey, Grandpa, we're back here
in Ireland

1764
01:22:34,384 --> 01:22:36,952
on the beach
where you proposed to Grandma.

1765
01:22:37,082 --> 01:22:38,344
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

1766
01:22:38,518 --> 01:22:41,565
A few days ago, we were standing
amongst your apple trees

1767
01:22:41,739 --> 01:22:43,610
where you
and Grandma got married.

1768
01:22:43,915 --> 01:22:46,222
And it got me thinking,
my whole life

1769
01:22:46,309 --> 01:22:49,442
I always heard that
golf was more important to you

1770
01:22:49,529 --> 01:22:50,791
than anything else.

1771
01:22:53,055 --> 01:22:55,100
But here we are again

1772
01:22:56,362 --> 01:22:58,451
to distribute your ashes
in a place

1773
01:22:58,582 --> 01:23:02,107
that has nothing to do with golf
and is connected to Grandma.

1774
01:23:02,716 --> 01:23:05,850
So ,I guess,
you were one of the lucky ones.

1775
01:23:06,720 --> 01:23:09,636
You had two great loves in life.

1776
01:23:13,379 --> 01:23:17,340
We love you and we miss you.

1777
01:23:17,514 --> 01:23:18,906
Amen.
TEDDY: Amen.

1778
01:23:20,212 --> 01:23:23,259
[SOFT MUSIC CONTINUES]

1779
01:23:34,531 --> 01:23:37,273
Wait, what is...
[Frankie] What the hell is that?

1780
01:23:39,057 --> 01:23:41,451
TOMMY: That's the murmuration.

1781
01:23:42,234 --> 01:23:44,323
Wow. It really is beautiful.

1782
01:23:44,497 --> 01:23:47,326
They say they're a sign
from the other side.

1783
01:23:47,935 --> 01:23:50,199
So, you're saying
that's our grandfather?

1784
01:23:50,808 --> 01:23:52,723
Yeah, if you're into that
sort of stuff,

1785
01:23:53,463 --> 01:23:54,551
it could be.

1786
01:24:03,299 --> 01:24:06,606
Look at our Oscar Wilde
over here scribbling away.

1787
01:24:06,824 --> 01:24:08,347
What are you so busy with, Dad?

1788
01:24:08,695 --> 01:24:11,785
Not quite sure,
but it's gonna be something.

1789
01:24:12,134 --> 01:24:14,223
What, did you find a little
inspiration down on the beach?

1790
01:24:14,440 --> 01:24:16,312
Something about those birds
do it for you?

1791
01:24:16,442 --> 01:24:18,444
It could have been the birds.
It could have been the words.

1792
01:24:19,228 --> 01:24:21,056
I think that eulogy
was spot on, Marie.

1793
01:24:21,143 --> 01:24:23,449
That was really well said.
Yeah, I do agree.

1794
01:24:23,580 --> 01:24:25,408
I think you really nailed it,
because the old man,

1795
01:24:25,495 --> 01:24:27,714
he did he had two great loves.

1796
01:24:28,759 --> 01:24:31,675
Not three, definitely not four.

1797
01:24:31,849 --> 01:24:32,980
TEDDY: Come on, Freddy.

1798
01:24:33,111 --> 01:24:34,808
You really think that
he didn't love us?

1799
01:24:34,982 --> 01:24:36,854
Because I know he did.
You do?

1800
01:24:36,984 --> 01:24:38,638
Yeah. Okay, so big deal.

1801
01:24:38,769 --> 01:24:41,859
He loved his job, and he loved
mom a little bit more than us.

1802
01:24:41,989 --> 01:24:43,208
I'm okay with that.

1803
01:24:43,513 --> 01:24:45,341
You're not at all resentful
that he was never around?

1804
01:24:45,515 --> 01:24:48,126
If he was a heart surgeon
or an airline pilot

1805
01:24:48,213 --> 01:24:49,258
or was in the service,

1806
01:24:49,649 --> 01:24:51,260
he would have been gone
just as much.

1807
01:24:51,347 --> 01:24:53,784
But instead, he was a golf pro.

1808
01:24:54,828 --> 01:24:57,092
And because of that, he gave
us one of the greatest things

1809
01:24:57,179 --> 01:25:00,051
in our lives,
our love of the game.

1810
01:25:00,269 --> 01:25:02,053
All right.
All right, I'll give you that.

1811
01:25:02,140 --> 01:25:03,402
But let's say
we didn't have golf.

1812
01:25:03,489 --> 01:25:06,579
But we do, don't we?

1813
01:25:08,407 --> 01:25:09,669
[CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

1814
01:25:09,930 --> 01:25:11,106
FREDDY: <i>Are you kidding me?</i>

1815
01:25:11,236 --> 01:25:12,716
<i>That's freaking nuts.</i>
<i>That's a nutty idea.</i>

1816
01:25:12,846 --> 01:25:14,457
Why not? You have the money.

1817
01:25:14,587 --> 01:25:17,112
And what would I do with
an old farmhouse in Ireland?

1818
01:25:17,199 --> 01:25:18,896
Well, first off,
we'd keep it in the family.

1819
01:25:18,983 --> 01:25:20,854
And second, I don't know.

1820
01:25:21,072 --> 01:25:24,249
Maybe one of us moves there,
returns to the old sod.

1821
01:25:24,336 --> 01:25:25,990
It would be nice to get back
here more often.

1822
01:25:26,164 --> 01:25:27,600
And the golf
is freaking amazing.

1823
01:25:27,687 --> 01:25:29,863
Yeah, and it could be
like an artist retreat.

1824
01:25:30,081 --> 01:25:31,474
Dad, you could write there

1825
01:25:31,604 --> 01:25:33,693
and Frankie could work
on his music.

1826
01:25:33,824 --> 01:25:35,608
I don't want Frankie working
on his music.

1827
01:25:35,695 --> 01:25:37,436
I want Frankie working
with me, please.

1828
01:25:37,697 --> 01:25:40,787
And on that note,
let's go, Lady B.

1829
01:25:41,832 --> 01:25:42,963
Okay.

1830
01:25:46,750 --> 01:25:50,493
Hey, you guys, do you mind
if we join you for a song?

1831
01:25:50,841 --> 01:25:52,756
FRANKIE: Maybe we could do
"The Parting Glass."

1832
01:25:53,104 --> 01:25:54,323
It's our Grandfather's
favorite.

1833
01:25:55,150 --> 01:25:57,717
["THE PARTING GLASS" PLAYING]

1834
01:26:03,549 --> 01:26:10,077
<i>â™ª Of all the money </i>
<i>That e'er I spent â™ª</i>

1835
01:26:10,600 --> 01:26:16,127
<i>â™ª I have spent it </i>
<i>In good company â™ª</i>

1836
01:26:18,347 --> 01:26:24,875
<i>â™ª And all the harm </i>
<i>I've ever done â™ª</i>

1837
01:26:25,441 --> 01:26:31,708
<i>â™ª Alas, it was to none but me â™ª</i>

1838
01:26:34,014 --> 01:26:40,412
<i>â™ª And all I've done </i>
<i>For want and wit â™ª</i>

1839
01:26:40,804 --> 01:26:46,418
<i>â™ª To memory now</i>
<i>I can't recall â™ª</i>

1840
01:26:48,681 --> 01:26:52,207
<i>â™ª So fill to me </i>

1841
01:26:52,511 --> 01:26:54,992
<i>â™ª The parting glass â™ª</i>

1842
01:26:55,340 --> 01:26:58,691
<i>â™ª And good night and joy â™ª</i>

1843
01:26:58,778 --> 01:27:03,000
<i>â™ª Be with you all â™ª</i>

1844
01:27:03,957 --> 01:27:08,962
<i>â™ª If I had money enough </i>

1845
01:27:09,049 --> 01:27:14,011
<i>â™ª To spend and leisure time â™ª</i>

1846
01:27:14,316 --> 01:27:16,927
<i>â™ª To sit a while â™ª</i>

1847
01:27:18,711 --> 01:27:25,283
<i>â™ª There is a fair maid</i>
<i>In the town â™ª</i>

1848
01:27:25,544 --> 01:27:32,464
<i>â™ª That surely has my heart</i>
<i>Beguiled â™ª</i>

1849
01:27:33,726 --> 01:27:37,034
<i>â™ª Her rosy cheeks  </i>
<i>â™ª Her rosy cheeks </i>

1850
01:27:37,339 --> 01:27:40,472
<i>â™ª And ruby lips </i>
â™ª And ruby lips â™ª

1851
01:27:40,951 --> 01:27:45,869
<i>â™ª I own she has my heart </i>
<i>â™ª I own she has my heart â™ª</i>

1852
01:27:46,086 --> 01:27:48,045
<i>â™ª Enthralled </i>
<i>â™ª Enthralled â™ª</i>

1853
01:27:48,872 --> 01:27:52,702
<i>â™ª So fill to me â™ª</i>
<i>â™ª So fill to me </i>

1854
01:27:52,832 --> 01:27:56,096
<i>â™ª The parting glass </i>
<i>â™ª The parting glass â™ª</i>

1855
01:27:56,227 --> 01:27:59,056
<i>â™ª Goodnight and joy </i>
<i>â™ª Goodnight and joy â™ª</i>

1856
01:27:59,186 --> 01:28:03,190
<i>â™ª Be with you all </i>
<i>â™ª Be with you all â™ª</i>

1857
01:28:03,452 --> 01:28:06,672
TEDDY:
<i>â™ª Of all the comrades â™ª</i>

1858
01:28:07,282 --> 01:28:09,588
<i>â™ª That e'er I've had </i>

1859
01:28:10,285 --> 01:28:16,203
<i>â™ª They're sorry</i>
<i>For my going away â™ª</i>

1860
01:28:18,118 --> 01:28:21,818
<i>â™ª And all the sweethearts </i>

1861
01:28:22,209 --> 01:28:24,342
<i>â™ª That e'er I've had â™ª</i>

1862
01:28:25,169 --> 01:28:30,043
<i>â™ª They wish me one more day </i>

1863
01:28:30,609 --> 01:28:32,524
<i>â™ª To stay </i>

1864
01:28:33,699 --> 01:28:37,137
<i>â™ª But since it fell </i>

1865
01:28:37,224 --> 01:28:40,532
<i>â™ª Into my lot â™ª</i>

1866
01:28:40,837 --> 01:28:44,144
<i>â™ª That I should rise â™ª</i>

1867
01:28:44,362 --> 01:28:47,974
<i>â™ª And you should not â™ª</i>

1868
01:28:49,236 --> 01:28:52,544
<i>â™ª I'll gently rise </i>

1869
01:28:53,240 --> 01:28:55,547
<i>â™ª And I'll softly call </i>

1870
01:28:56,374 --> 01:28:59,943
<i>â™ª Good night and joy </i>

1871
01:29:00,030 --> 01:29:04,077
<i>â™ª Be with you all â™ª</i>

1872
01:29:04,774 --> 01:29:08,778
<i>â™ª Good night and joy </i>
<i>â™ª Good night and joy </i>

1873
01:29:08,865 --> 01:29:13,696
<i>â™ª Be with you all </i>
<i>â™ª Be with you all â™ª</i>

1874
01:29:16,133 --> 01:29:19,049
[APPLAUSE]

1875
01:29:24,707 --> 01:29:26,839
Ah, man, that was rough.

1876
01:29:27,884 --> 01:29:28,885
You survived.

1877
01:29:34,325 --> 01:29:38,068
FREDDY: You know, being here,
I was thinking about Dad

1878
01:29:38,155 --> 01:29:40,897
and what really pissed me off
about him

1879
01:29:41,027 --> 01:29:42,855
is the fact that
I never beat him, right?

1880
01:29:42,942 --> 01:29:44,944
Because when I finally did kick
his ass on the golf course,

1881
01:29:45,031 --> 01:29:46,250
that's when
I was gonna tell him

1882
01:29:46,381 --> 01:29:48,034
how I really felt about him,
you know?

1883
01:29:48,165 --> 01:29:49,601
Trust me, Freddy,
he knew how you felt.

1884
01:29:50,472 --> 01:29:52,909
No, I don't think
he really did.

1885
01:29:53,910 --> 01:29:56,913
I was gonna do this tomorrow
when we do the final ashes,

1886
01:29:57,000 --> 01:29:58,567
but let me read this to you now.

1887
01:29:58,871 --> 01:30:00,569
It's a note
that Dad wrote to us.

1888
01:30:01,396 --> 01:30:03,354
Declan gave it to me
the night we read his will.

1889
01:30:03,746 --> 01:30:05,574
Declan gave it to you?
Well, of course he did.

1890
01:30:05,661 --> 01:30:06,662
You're the favorite.

1891
01:30:06,836 --> 01:30:08,054
Do you want me to read it
or not?

1892
01:30:08,533 --> 01:30:09,534
[SIGHS]

1893
01:30:09,839 --> 01:30:10,883
"My dear sons,

1894
01:30:12,363 --> 01:30:14,583
I wouldn't be the first man
to say he wished he

1895
01:30:14,670 --> 01:30:17,977
spent more time with his family
than he did at the office."

1896
01:30:18,717 --> 01:30:22,417
"But in my defense, at least
my office was the golf course."

1897
01:30:22,547 --> 01:30:25,245
"That said, I'm sorry."

1898
01:30:26,508 --> 01:30:29,162
"But may the game bring you
the many hours of joy

1899
01:30:29,293 --> 01:30:32,557
that it has brought me,
and if at any time you play,

1900
01:30:33,732 --> 01:30:37,127
you think of your Da,
then maybe we'll make up

1901
01:30:37,257 --> 01:30:38,955
for some of that lost time."

1902
01:30:39,869 --> 01:30:41,261
What do you think about that?

1903
01:30:41,653 --> 01:30:42,611
[SIGHS]

1904
01:30:44,351 --> 01:30:49,139
I think closest to that far pin
gets the big cozy bed tonight.

1905
01:30:49,269 --> 01:30:50,445
What do you say?

1906
01:30:51,620 --> 01:30:52,577
Fine. Why not?

1907
01:30:53,404 --> 01:30:54,405
All right.

1908
01:31:00,280 --> 01:31:01,804
Oh, I like it,

1909
01:31:01,934 --> 01:31:05,111
and I think I will be sleeping
pretty tonight.

1910
01:31:14,947 --> 01:31:17,080
You know, it's your
negative fucking attitude.

1911
01:31:17,167 --> 01:31:19,517
That's why the golf gods
are smiling on me.

1912
01:31:26,002 --> 01:31:27,090
But you know what?

1913
01:31:29,222 --> 01:31:30,485
I'm going to give
you the bed tonight.

1914
01:31:42,409 --> 01:31:46,109
Look at this guy taking
the full Irish to heart, huh?

1915
01:31:46,196 --> 01:31:48,677
You're not really gonna eat
all of that, are you?

1916
01:31:48,938 --> 01:31:49,982
Try me.

1917
01:31:50,679 --> 01:31:52,463
Yeah, well, be forewarned.

1918
01:31:52,594 --> 01:31:54,334
Your father might be
a little cranky this morning.

1919
01:31:54,726 --> 01:31:56,075
Just letting you know.Oh.

1920
01:31:56,423 --> 01:31:59,122
What's going on with you, Dad?
How are we feeling today?

1921
01:32:00,079 --> 01:32:02,647
I gave Freddy the bed last night
because I'm a giver.

1922
01:32:02,778 --> 01:32:04,823
Giver to a fault,
and I took the cot

1923
01:32:04,910 --> 01:32:06,129
and now my back is fucked.

1924
01:32:06,216 --> 01:32:07,870
FREDDY: And I thank you
for your selfless act

1925
01:32:08,044 --> 01:32:09,959
because, I finally got
a good night's sleep

1926
01:32:10,089 --> 01:32:11,743
on that big, old,
comfortable bed.

1927
01:32:12,222 --> 01:32:14,441
I woke up feeling enlightened.

1928
01:32:15,094 --> 01:32:16,443
FRANKIE: Enlightened? You?

1929
01:32:17,227 --> 01:32:18,358
About what?

1930
01:32:18,576 --> 01:32:21,318
About what your
grandfather's purpose was

1931
01:32:21,448 --> 01:32:23,668
in having us all come to Ireland

1932
01:32:23,755 --> 01:32:25,409
and get together like this,
all right?

1933
01:32:25,583 --> 01:32:27,324
It's about
what the tournament is about

1934
01:32:27,411 --> 01:32:28,673
and what the tournament's
have always been about.

1935
01:32:28,760 --> 01:32:30,849
It's not about who wins.
It's about having fun.

1936
01:32:30,936 --> 01:32:32,198
And more importantly,
it's about us

1937
01:32:32,329 --> 01:32:35,071
being together as a family.

1938
01:32:37,508 --> 01:32:38,553
Is he fucking with us?

1939
01:32:40,163 --> 01:32:41,817
Of course I'm fucking with you.
Yes. All right.

1940
01:32:41,947 --> 01:32:43,122
What did the great
Ben Hogan say?

1941
01:32:43,383 --> 01:32:44,776
He said,
there are games with friends,

1942
01:32:44,863 --> 01:32:45,995
but there are no friendly games.

1943
01:32:46,169 --> 01:32:47,474
And that applies to family,
too, God damn it.

1944
01:32:47,605 --> 01:32:48,737
Okay, you guys,

1945
01:32:49,607 --> 01:32:51,174
I don't care
what happens out there today,

1946
01:32:51,261 --> 01:32:53,132
but he is not winning
this fucking tournament.

1947
01:32:53,219 --> 01:32:55,004
Are you two with me?
Absolutely.

1948
01:32:55,091 --> 01:32:56,222
<i>SlÃ¡inte.</i>
<i>SlÃ¡inte.</i>

1949
01:32:56,309 --> 01:32:57,528
<i>SlÃ¡inte.</i>

1950
01:32:58,398 --> 01:33:00,531
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

1951
01:33:16,460 --> 01:33:19,289
TEDDY:
Okay, kids, take a look around.

1952
01:33:22,901 --> 01:33:24,686
This was your grandfather's
favorite course

1953
01:33:24,773 --> 01:33:25,687
in all of Ireland.

1954
01:33:25,861 --> 01:33:27,950
He called it God's gift to golf

1955
01:33:28,472 --> 01:33:30,648
because no machinery was used
in its building.

1956
01:33:31,040 --> 01:33:34,870
Every hill, every dune,
every mound was created

1957
01:33:34,957 --> 01:33:38,351
by the man above,
the game's greatest architect.

1958
01:33:38,787 --> 01:33:40,440
So, where else would you want
to have

1959
01:33:40,527 --> 01:33:43,139
your last ashes
to be distributed?

1960
01:33:44,662 --> 01:33:46,533
And as the old man
used to say himself,

1961
01:33:46,969 --> 01:33:49,798
let's lash them straight,
laddies and lass.

1962
01:33:56,413 --> 01:33:59,111
Okay, gang, gather round.
Next order of business.

1963
01:33:59,459 --> 01:34:01,200
As the custodian of the ritual,

1964
01:34:01,287 --> 01:34:04,160
may I present
the last bag of Dad's ashes.

1965
01:34:04,726 --> 01:34:08,077
Freddy, you're the only one
who hasn't said anything.

1966
01:34:08,338 --> 01:34:09,426
Come on, Dad.

1967
01:34:10,122 --> 01:34:11,123
[SIGHS]

1968
01:34:13,256 --> 01:34:15,475
All right.
As much as I think it's very odd

1969
01:34:15,606 --> 01:34:17,042
that the man did not want
to be buried,

1970
01:34:17,129 --> 01:34:21,003
we are here to respect
his wishes so I will do my part.

1971
01:34:22,918 --> 01:34:23,875
[SIGHS]

1972
01:34:26,008 --> 01:34:27,226
All right, Dad
Freddy.

1973
01:34:27,574 --> 01:34:28,663
Hat.

1974
01:34:29,620 --> 01:34:31,448
And those ridiculous glasses.

1975
01:34:33,145 --> 01:34:34,886
Not necessary, but okay.

1976
01:34:36,627 --> 01:34:39,456
Dad, um, look, I guess,

1977
01:34:40,544 --> 01:34:42,981
these last few days
have forced me

1978
01:34:43,852 --> 01:34:45,854
to look at you
in a different light.

1979
01:34:46,376 --> 01:34:51,120
I guess, I've always focused on
who you weren't

1980
01:34:51,337 --> 01:34:53,252
instead of who you were,

1981
01:34:53,557 --> 01:34:56,299
which was a loving
and dedicated husband

1982
01:34:57,561 --> 01:34:58,954
to our saintly mother,

1983
01:34:59,258 --> 01:35:03,132
in addition to being a man
with a fanatical devotion

1984
01:35:03,262 --> 01:35:04,786
to this beautiful game.

1985
01:35:05,351 --> 01:35:07,136
All right, I guess that's
what people call passion,

1986
01:35:07,223 --> 01:35:08,964
and I guess it's a good thing.

1987
01:35:09,573 --> 01:35:12,271
And you passed that passion
on to countless others,

1988
01:35:12,358 --> 01:35:16,145
including me, and for that, I...

1989
01:35:16,885 --> 01:35:17,973
I do thank you.

1990
01:35:18,887 --> 01:35:20,453
I would also like to admit

1991
01:35:20,540 --> 01:35:23,587
that I know I can be
pretty tough on you

1992
01:35:23,979 --> 01:35:25,415
because I thought you should
have been around a little more.

1993
01:35:25,763 --> 01:35:28,157
And now,
I wish I could go back in time

1994
01:35:28,374 --> 01:35:32,161
and be a little more grateful
for those times

1995
01:35:32,248 --> 01:35:34,424
when you actually did show
your face.

1996
01:35:34,729 --> 01:35:38,036
So, for that I'm sorry.

1997
01:35:40,909 --> 01:35:41,997
Amen.

1998
01:35:42,867 --> 01:35:44,390
Happy now?
Look at that.

1999
01:35:46,001 --> 01:35:47,698
The Tin Man
actually has a heart.

2000
01:35:47,872 --> 01:35:49,744
Can we just get on
with the ashes, please?

2001
01:35:53,008 --> 01:35:54,052
Frankie.

2002
01:36:00,929 --> 01:36:02,060
[SIGHS]

2003
01:36:05,150 --> 01:36:08,066
Oh, my Jesus.
Teddy, are you kidding me?

2004
01:36:08,197 --> 01:36:09,372
You got the old man
in my frigging eyes.

2005
01:36:09,459 --> 01:36:11,678
TEDDY: Are you okay?
No, I'm not okay.

2006
01:36:11,766 --> 01:36:13,202
I can barely friggin' see.
Hold on. Hold on.

2007
01:36:13,332 --> 01:36:15,247
Let me see. Let me see.
Whoa, whoa. What?

2008
01:36:15,334 --> 01:36:17,641
Careful.
What are you doing?

2009
01:36:17,859 --> 01:36:19,730
All of a sudden,
you turned into our mother?

2010
01:36:19,817 --> 01:36:21,776
Can we just please play
some golf, all right? Thank you.

2011
01:36:21,863 --> 01:36:23,168
We're done with the ashes
and the ritual.

2012
01:36:23,255 --> 01:36:24,343
Thank you.
Okay.

2013
01:36:27,738 --> 01:36:28,783
You know what,

2014
01:36:29,174 --> 01:36:32,438
I think I still got a bit
of something in my eye.

2015
01:36:32,656 --> 01:36:34,092
Will you let me take a look?

2016
01:36:35,398 --> 01:36:36,703
Do you see something there?

2017
01:36:37,574 --> 01:36:38,967
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can see it.

2018
01:36:39,054 --> 01:36:40,490
You want me to get it out?
FREDDY: Yeah, please.

2019
01:36:40,620 --> 01:36:41,839
Given you're the one
who insisted

2020
01:36:41,926 --> 01:36:43,232
that I take my glasses off,
right?

2021
01:36:43,319 --> 01:36:44,668
Hold on, hold on.
Oh.

2022
01:36:44,755 --> 01:36:46,409
How sweet.
They're so close.

2023
01:36:47,105 --> 01:36:48,150
You got it?
Wait.

2024
01:36:48,280 --> 01:36:49,281
You realize what this is?

2025
01:36:49,891 --> 01:36:52,241
This is the old man getting into
your head for the final round.

2026
01:36:52,676 --> 01:36:57,507
Only this time,
he's literally in your head.

2027
01:36:57,855 --> 01:36:58,943
You think that's funny, huh?

2028
01:36:59,074 --> 01:37:00,771
Please get the frigging thing
out already.

2029
01:37:01,685 --> 01:37:02,773
You got it?

2030
01:37:03,165 --> 01:37:04,296
TEDDY: Yeah, I got it.

2031
01:37:05,210 --> 01:37:07,473
Looks like a piece of bone,
maybe some cartilage.

2032
01:37:07,560 --> 01:37:09,301
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.

2033
01:37:09,388 --> 01:37:10,520
Ew, that's gross.

2034
01:37:10,650 --> 01:37:13,740
Dad, please help Freddy
to find his focus

2035
01:37:13,871 --> 01:37:16,613
and please don't let
this distraction ruin

2036
01:37:16,700 --> 01:37:18,658
his final round
when he actually has a chance

2037
01:37:18,745 --> 01:37:20,269
to finally win this thing.

2038
01:37:22,184 --> 01:37:23,315
FREDDY: Are you done?

2039
01:37:23,750 --> 01:37:26,144
Do you want to say anything
to the last of him?

2040
01:37:26,362 --> 01:37:28,320
No, I said my piece up there.

2041
01:37:28,668 --> 01:37:30,366
You sure?
I'm good.

2042
01:37:35,066 --> 01:37:36,851
Almost as far
as one of your drives.

2043
01:37:39,244 --> 01:37:40,289
[SIGHS]

2044
01:37:43,335 --> 01:37:46,077
[SOFT JOYOUS MUSIC
PLAYING]

2045
01:38:01,179 --> 01:38:03,399
FRANKIE: Oh, land soft.
FREDDY: Oh.

2046
01:38:06,793 --> 01:38:09,448
Oh, that looks good. Oh!
[FREDDY CHEERS]

2047
01:38:21,504 --> 01:38:22,722
Oh, I'm on fire.

2048
01:38:25,160 --> 01:38:27,727
[GROANS] No!

2049
01:38:31,644 --> 01:38:33,516
That's what you call
old man power.

2050
01:38:36,606 --> 01:38:37,781
[GROANS]

2051
01:38:40,436 --> 01:38:41,959
FREDDY: Hell of a shot.
MARIE: Wow.

2052
01:38:51,186 --> 01:38:52,274
Get it close, Dad.

2053
01:38:53,492 --> 01:38:56,365
Get it close?
Hell, I'm going to hole it.

2054
01:39:00,325 --> 01:39:02,066
FRANKIE: Looks good. Looks good.

2055
01:39:02,240 --> 01:39:03,502
Do you believe it?

2056
01:39:03,763 --> 01:39:04,982
Oh!

2057
01:39:05,113 --> 01:39:07,071
FRANKIE: Do you believe it?

2058
01:39:07,289 --> 01:39:08,551
What did I tell you?

2059
01:39:08,812 --> 01:39:09,987
What did I tell you?

2060
01:39:10,945 --> 01:39:13,295
Here we go.
Come on.

2061
01:39:16,341 --> 01:39:18,648
Look at this guy.
Look at this guy.

2062
01:39:18,953 --> 01:39:20,998
No.
No.

2063
01:39:21,346 --> 01:39:23,305
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?

2064
01:39:23,435 --> 01:39:25,176
I'm king of the world!

2065
01:39:25,655 --> 01:39:28,266
I tell you, what I wouldn't do
to have the old man

2066
01:39:28,353 --> 01:39:29,964
walking with us right now.

2067
01:39:31,617 --> 01:39:34,316
I got to tell you,
Teddy, I think he is here.

2068
01:39:34,446 --> 01:39:35,708
I can feel him.

2069
01:39:35,839 --> 01:39:37,406
And in your estimation,
is that a good thing

2070
01:39:37,493 --> 01:39:38,494
or a bad thing?

2071
01:39:38,842 --> 01:39:40,887
Well, normally that would be
a terrible thing, right?

2072
01:39:41,323 --> 01:39:42,280
And today?

2073
01:39:43,716 --> 01:39:44,891
That is yet to be determined.

2074
01:39:44,979 --> 01:39:45,980
[CHUCKLES]
FREDDY: I guess.

2075
01:39:52,247 --> 01:39:53,988
FRANKEI: All right,
what do you think, Uncle Teddy?

2076
01:39:54,118 --> 01:39:55,380
Two Jakes, right?

2077
01:39:55,511 --> 01:39:57,382
Ask your father.
Are you kidding me?

2078
01:39:57,469 --> 01:39:58,731
There's nothing Jake
about that putt.

2079
01:39:58,818 --> 01:40:00,037
That's a four and 1/2 footer.

2080
01:40:00,342 --> 01:40:03,171
Marie, I apologize,
but a five footer is no gimme.

2081
01:40:03,388 --> 01:40:04,433
All right.

2082
01:40:04,520 --> 01:40:06,304
Thanks for the support,
Uncle Freddy.

2083
01:40:06,957 --> 01:40:08,045
See it.

2084
01:40:08,785 --> 01:40:09,786
Strike it...

2085
01:40:10,178 --> 01:40:12,441
[FREDDY GROANS]
[MARIE] And suck it.

2086
01:40:12,528 --> 01:40:14,356
TEDDY:
Ball in hole. Grandpa's rules.

2087
01:40:14,573 --> 01:40:16,880
MARIE: I don't know what's going
on with my putter today.

2088
01:40:17,011 --> 01:40:18,360
FREDDY: Sorry, kid. No Jakes,

2089
01:40:18,447 --> 01:40:20,057
gimmes, or good goods
in the final round.

2090
01:40:21,189 --> 01:40:24,279
Oh, boy, that is gonna hurt you.

2091
01:40:24,409 --> 01:40:25,628
If your grandfather
were here,

2092
01:40:25,715 --> 01:40:27,412
he'd say it's all
between the ears, kids.

2093
01:40:27,499 --> 01:40:28,718
Okay, I shouldn't have
even had to putt that.

2094
01:40:28,805 --> 01:40:29,980
Yeah. What do you think?

2095
01:40:30,198 --> 01:40:31,938
This is some kind
of charity tournament? Please.

2096
01:40:34,158 --> 01:40:35,551
Oh. [CHUCKLES]

2097
01:40:36,334 --> 01:40:37,814
That's got to hurt.

2098
01:40:37,901 --> 01:40:40,382
Well, look,
I got bad news for the kids.

2099
01:40:40,469 --> 01:40:42,471
The old guys are gaining on you,

2100
01:40:42,558 --> 01:40:44,038
and even this character
right here

2101
01:40:44,125 --> 01:40:45,648
is just a few strokes behind.

2102
01:40:45,778 --> 01:40:47,867
Smooth and steady.
That's the name of my game.

2103
01:40:48,172 --> 01:40:50,261
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

2104
01:40:50,609 --> 01:40:53,656
So, what did I tell you kids?

2105
01:40:53,743 --> 01:40:56,528
Is this course
absolutely gorgeous or what?

2106
01:40:56,659 --> 01:40:57,703
I know.

2107
01:40:57,790 --> 01:40:59,966
I cannot believe
how beautiful it is.

2108
01:41:00,097 --> 01:41:02,230
It's like everywhere you look,
it's stunning.

2109
01:41:02,404 --> 01:41:04,362
Yeah, I can see why
Grandpa loved it so much.

2110
01:41:05,320 --> 01:41:06,843
Wait till we get
up to the next tee.

2111
01:41:07,496 --> 01:41:09,672
It was his favorite spot
in the whole course.

2112
01:41:14,198 --> 01:41:15,373
What the hell is this?

2113
01:41:18,768 --> 01:41:19,899
Can you believe this?

2114
01:41:20,726 --> 01:41:22,467
Did you know
the course did this for him?

2115
01:41:22,989 --> 01:41:24,339
That's his famous saying.

2116
01:41:25,166 --> 01:41:26,950
Freddy, do you know
who did this?

2117
01:41:27,168 --> 01:41:28,169
[SIGHS]

2118
01:41:28,604 --> 01:41:31,607
Look, I just figured since
he didn't want a headstone

2119
01:41:31,694 --> 01:41:33,826
and we've been throwing
his ashes all over Ireland,

2120
01:41:34,131 --> 01:41:36,351
the pain in the ass needed
some kind of permanent marker.

2121
01:41:36,481 --> 01:41:37,787
That's all.

2122
01:41:41,269 --> 01:41:42,531
I'm gonna hug you right now.

2123
01:41:43,358 --> 01:41:44,533
FREDDY: Really?

2124
01:41:44,750 --> 01:41:45,795
Wow, okay.

2125
01:41:50,974 --> 01:41:53,019
There's hope for you yet.
Wonderful.

2126
01:41:53,846 --> 01:41:55,152
Come on, let's get a selfie.

2127
01:41:55,935 --> 01:41:57,328
Come on, let's do it.

2128
01:42:00,114 --> 01:42:01,985
Ready? Right here.

2129
01:42:05,075 --> 01:42:06,903
One, two, three, Professor.

2130
01:42:07,338 --> 01:42:08,687
ALL: Professor.

2131
01:42:11,429 --> 01:42:13,823
Okay, I'm going to go
hit my ball now. Thank you.

2132
01:42:14,389 --> 01:42:15,738
This big old softy.

2133
01:42:26,009 --> 01:42:27,967
Our current leader,
Freddy Finnegan,

2134
01:42:28,229 --> 01:42:30,492
needs to hit this
beastly putt to maintain

2135
01:42:30,579 --> 01:42:31,623
his one stroke lead.

2136
01:42:31,754 --> 01:42:33,495
A two putt ties us all up.

2137
01:42:33,669 --> 01:42:34,974
From that distance,
I'm betting on a three putt.

2138
01:42:35,453 --> 01:42:37,281
Not that we would wish
that on him.

2139
01:42:37,890 --> 01:42:40,154
I can hear all your chatter
and whispering,

2140
01:42:40,328 --> 01:42:41,590
just so you know,
but you know what,

2141
01:42:41,764 --> 01:42:43,287
I'm not going to let it
bother me today, all right?

2142
01:42:43,374 --> 01:42:44,680
Because this year
the cup is mine.

2143
01:42:45,289 --> 01:42:47,335
You hear me, old man.
This year, the cup is mine.

2144
01:42:47,465 --> 01:42:48,727
If your grandfather was here,

2145
01:42:48,858 --> 01:42:50,555
this is when
the mind games would start.

2146
01:42:52,122 --> 01:42:53,167
[FREDDY GRUNTS]

2147
01:42:54,342 --> 01:42:55,517
[EXHALES]

2148
01:42:56,300 --> 01:42:58,259
I think he's doing it
from the grave.

2149
01:42:59,869 --> 01:43:01,000
You got this.

2150
01:43:10,532 --> 01:43:12,316
Oh!
[CHEERS]

2151
01:43:12,621 --> 01:43:15,319
How does that ball not go in?
You got to be kidding me.

2152
01:43:15,406 --> 01:43:17,365
That is unbelievable.

2153
01:43:17,582 --> 01:43:19,889
Ooh, the crowd knows
what to expect.

2154
01:43:20,455 --> 01:43:22,370
They've seen his
violent outbursts all week.

2155
01:43:22,718 --> 01:43:25,242
They await with bated breath.
But what's this?

2156
01:43:25,851 --> 01:43:28,898
Has the hothead finally gained
some composure?

2157
01:43:28,985 --> 01:43:30,334
I told you, Teddy, didn't I?

2158
01:43:30,465 --> 01:43:31,988
I told you, the old man
is here with us, right now.

2159
01:43:32,075 --> 01:43:33,163
You're gonna blame that on him?

2160
01:43:33,294 --> 01:43:34,382
How else does
that ball not drop?

2161
01:43:34,556 --> 01:43:36,253
User error.
Thanks a lot, Pop.

2162
01:43:36,340 --> 01:43:37,385
Well played.

2163
01:43:37,994 --> 01:43:39,952
The thanks I get for
giving you the bench, huh?

2164
01:43:40,692 --> 01:43:42,738
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

2165
01:43:48,134 --> 01:43:51,355
[TEDDY CHEERS, CHUCKLES]
[MARIE CHEERS]

2166
01:43:51,529 --> 01:43:52,617
Yes.

2167
01:44:02,671 --> 01:44:05,195
Hate to rub it in, my son,
but was that another triple?

2168
01:44:05,282 --> 01:44:06,544
Yes, it was.

2169
01:44:06,675 --> 01:44:08,024
I don't know
what's going on with me.

2170
01:44:08,111 --> 01:44:09,547
I've never played
like this before.

2171
01:44:09,634 --> 01:44:11,332
Yeah, I'm already ten over.
What about you?

2172
01:44:11,419 --> 01:44:12,463
Three pars in a row.

2173
01:44:12,594 --> 01:44:14,857
What the hell has gotten
into you today?

2174
01:44:18,339 --> 01:44:19,340
Yeah.

2175
01:44:33,267 --> 01:44:34,398
[CHEERS]

2176
01:44:36,922 --> 01:44:39,577
Okay, kids,
here we are on the back nine.

2177
01:44:39,751 --> 01:44:41,100
This is where the rubber meets
the road,

2178
01:44:41,187 --> 01:44:43,189
where we separate
the doers from the duffers,

2179
01:44:43,494 --> 01:44:45,148
the makers from the fakers,

2180
01:44:45,453 --> 01:44:48,543
and the champs from the chumps,
if you will.

2181
01:44:48,630 --> 01:44:50,501
Does anyone want to take
a guess on where we stand?

2182
01:44:50,588 --> 01:44:51,676
I got to be in last.

2183
01:44:51,807 --> 01:44:53,548
TEDDY: And you would be correct
in that guess.

2184
01:44:53,678 --> 01:44:57,073
And due to the inspired play
of the comeback kid,

2185
01:44:57,160 --> 01:44:58,422
I am still in this thing,

2186
01:44:58,509 --> 01:44:59,989
and we are all pretty much
neck and neck.

2187
01:45:00,119 --> 01:45:02,731
However, the rightful heir
to this year's cup

2188
01:45:02,818 --> 01:45:06,082
does sit atop the leaderboard
with a two stroke lead.

2189
01:45:08,737 --> 01:45:12,044
Jesus, Murphy.
I'm taking a Finnegan.

2190
01:45:12,436 --> 01:45:14,830
Sorry, son, there are no
Mulligans or Finnegan's

2191
01:45:14,917 --> 01:45:16,222
in the championship round.

2192
01:45:17,006 --> 01:45:18,050
Uncle Teddy?

2193
01:45:18,573 --> 01:45:20,052
You know I'd give it to you,
but these two are out for blood.

2194
01:45:22,490 --> 01:45:24,187
Marie?
MARIE: Oh, now, I'm Marie.

2195
01:45:24,361 --> 01:45:26,015
What happened to Lady Baltimore?

2196
01:45:26,624 --> 01:45:28,583
Marie, you could be
the overriding vote here.

2197
01:45:29,061 --> 01:45:30,672
The only reason
I'm going to say no

2198
01:45:30,759 --> 01:45:32,326
is because I don't think you
would feel good about winning

2199
01:45:32,413 --> 01:45:33,675
if you took a Finnegan now.

2200
01:45:33,805 --> 01:45:35,241
No, I'd be fine with it.
You sure?

2201
01:45:35,372 --> 01:45:36,765
FRANKIE: Yeah.
Sorry, you're lying three.

2202
01:45:37,026 --> 01:45:40,812
That's how you wanna play it,
Lady Baltimore? Fine.

2203
01:45:41,160 --> 01:45:42,553
I'm not holding back
on you either.

2204
01:45:44,773 --> 01:45:46,209
[GRUNTS] Jesus..

2205
01:45:46,340 --> 01:45:48,080
Ooh. Wow.

2206
01:45:48,733 --> 01:45:50,779
MARIE: Very embarrassing.
Okay. All right.

2207
01:45:50,909 --> 01:45:52,737
All right. In my pocket.

2208
01:45:53,782 --> 01:45:55,958
FREDDY: Let's go, Teddy.
Clean that up, will ya?

2209
01:45:56,698 --> 01:45:58,221
Frankie, let me get this
out of your way.

2210
01:45:58,830 --> 01:46:00,179
Back to back birdies.

2211
01:46:00,615 --> 01:46:03,487
For the old man knows slow
and steady wins the race.

2212
01:46:07,622 --> 01:46:09,841
I don't know if it's because
of the murmuration

2213
01:46:09,928 --> 01:46:13,279
or it's because I actually did
some writing last night finally,

2214
01:46:13,367 --> 01:46:14,629
but I'm telling you, folks,

2215
01:46:15,804 --> 01:46:17,980
I'm feeling something special
out here today.

2216
01:46:21,723 --> 01:46:24,247
Guys, if you oblige me,
I have an idea.

2217
01:46:24,334 --> 01:46:25,509
And we're at a par 3.

2218
01:46:25,640 --> 01:46:26,945
Frank, you still carrying
the old stick?

2219
01:46:27,206 --> 01:46:29,034
Yeah, I got it right here.
Wouldn't leave home without it.

2220
01:46:31,385 --> 01:46:33,430
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

2221
01:46:37,782 --> 01:46:40,611
Almost 60 years ago, on
the eve of the Professor leaving

2222
01:46:40,698 --> 01:46:43,788
Ireland for America,
your great grandfather,

2223
01:46:43,919 --> 01:46:46,878
Frederick Finnegan the first,
offered that infamous challenge.

2224
01:46:47,270 --> 01:46:49,315
So, I think
it's only appropriate

2225
01:46:50,273 --> 01:46:53,972
that we all tee off
with the famed mashie niblick.

2226
01:46:55,191 --> 01:46:56,497
Any objections?

2227
01:46:56,584 --> 01:46:58,586
FREDDY: None for me. You?
No.

2228
01:46:58,716 --> 01:47:00,936
But he loves to set
himself up for failure.

2229
01:47:01,502 --> 01:47:03,982
See what you got, big brother.
TEDDY: Let me start it off.

2230
01:47:09,074 --> 01:47:10,902
FRANKIE: Uncle Teddy,
that's how you do it.

2231
01:47:10,989 --> 01:47:12,251
I like this club.

2232
01:47:12,556 --> 01:47:13,905
All right, Dad.

2233
01:47:15,516 --> 01:47:16,647
All right, Lady Baltimore.

2234
01:47:19,824 --> 01:47:22,000
TEDDY: Looks good.
FREDDY: I like it. I like it.

2235
01:47:23,262 --> 01:47:24,481
Oh!

2236
01:47:25,613 --> 01:47:27,223
Get there.
TEDDY: Yes.

2237
01:47:27,353 --> 01:47:29,530
Okay, here we go. Two for two.

2238
01:47:29,747 --> 01:47:32,097
Pressure's on, young blood.
Pressure's on.

2239
01:47:37,233 --> 01:47:38,452
FREDDY: Oh, look at this kid.

2240
01:47:39,975 --> 01:47:42,238
Look at this kid
playing the backstop.

2241
01:47:42,325 --> 01:47:44,675
Are you kidding me?
Come on. Come on.

2242
01:47:45,241 --> 01:47:47,983
TEDDY: Oh, nice one, Frankie.

2243
01:47:48,113 --> 01:47:49,724
Nice one.
MARIE: Got to give that to you.

2244
01:47:49,811 --> 01:47:52,074
Ballsy play, young man.
Ballsy play.

2245
01:47:52,161 --> 01:47:53,554
Very impressive.

2246
01:47:55,120 --> 01:47:57,079
All right, Dad,
that's three on.

2247
01:47:57,166 --> 01:47:58,297
Come on, Freddy.

2248
01:47:58,776 --> 01:48:00,648
All right, old man, you're not
going to mess with this one.

2249
01:48:06,001 --> 01:48:08,612
Oh, that... that's as well
as I can hit a ball.

2250
01:48:08,830 --> 01:48:09,918
Yes.

2251
01:48:10,092 --> 01:48:11,702
FRANKIE:
That's how you hit them, Dad.

2252
01:48:13,530 --> 01:48:15,401
All four of us
ten feet from the pin.

2253
01:48:15,489 --> 01:48:17,055
I'd say the old man's
here with us right now.

2254
01:48:17,142 --> 01:48:18,622
FREDDY: Ah, maybe you're right.

2255
01:48:21,495 --> 01:48:23,148
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

2256
01:48:51,437 --> 01:48:53,701
Okay, wait. You know what?
I hate to interrupt,

2257
01:48:53,788 --> 01:48:54,876
but you're not gonna
believe this.

2258
01:48:55,050 --> 01:48:57,052
After these two just birdied
the last hole,

2259
01:48:57,139 --> 01:48:58,444
we're all tied up
going into 18.

2260
01:48:58,532 --> 01:48:59,576
TEDDY: How great would that be?

2261
01:48:59,707 --> 01:49:01,839
All of us tied up
after three rounds.

2262
01:49:02,057 --> 01:49:03,232
I think that is a fitting end

2263
01:49:03,319 --> 01:49:04,842
to our first tourney
without the old man.

2264
01:49:04,973 --> 01:49:07,323
No, that would be terrible,
because the cup needs

2265
01:49:07,410 --> 01:49:09,325
one clear winner, all right?

2266
01:49:09,412 --> 01:49:11,849
So, even if that means
we have to go to a tie breaker,

2267
01:49:11,936 --> 01:49:13,111
we're all in agreement, right?

2268
01:49:13,198 --> 01:49:14,373
We cannot have a draw.
Kids?

2269
01:49:14,722 --> 01:49:15,853
Yeah, we're cool with it.
Yeah, a draw's fine.

2270
01:49:16,027 --> 01:49:17,420
Then it's settled.
If we tie, we tie.

2271
01:49:18,726 --> 01:49:20,031
Who the fuck are you people?

2272
01:49:20,771 --> 01:49:22,730
Your grandfather
would be so disappointed.

2273
01:49:25,515 --> 01:49:30,433
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

2274
01:50:01,377 --> 01:50:02,596
What do you got
from there, Marie?

2275
01:50:02,683 --> 01:50:04,859
I got 205 to the pin.

2276
01:50:04,946 --> 01:50:06,687
You're into the wind.
You better lay up.

2277
01:50:06,904 --> 01:50:08,166
MARIE: The 18th hole.

2278
01:50:08,253 --> 01:50:09,820
I've got to give it everything,

2279
01:50:11,692 --> 01:50:13,694
Teddy,
she's never gonna make it.

2280
01:50:13,781 --> 01:50:15,957
This wind is crazy.
She's asking for trouble.

2281
01:50:21,658 --> 01:50:23,007
What I tell you?

2282
01:50:23,094 --> 01:50:24,835
I think that's OB.

2283
01:50:25,270 --> 01:50:26,750
You might be out
of this thing, Marie.

2284
01:50:28,056 --> 01:50:29,274
TEDDY: Freddy, give me a number.

2285
01:50:29,361 --> 01:50:30,493
FREDDY: All right.

2286
01:50:30,711 --> 01:50:32,669
I got 180,
but I think with the wind,

2287
01:50:32,800 --> 01:50:33,801
it's flying about 320.

2288
01:50:34,018 --> 01:50:35,803
You got that club?
TEDDY: Do I have the club?

2289
01:50:35,977 --> 01:50:38,632
Steady Teddy at the ready,
motherfucker.

2290
01:50:45,377 --> 01:50:49,686
FREDDY: Catching the wind.
[CHUCKLES]

2291
01:50:50,034 --> 01:50:52,428
I have the club.
Are you kidding me?

2292
01:50:53,168 --> 01:50:55,692
On the green in regulation.

2293
01:50:55,866 --> 01:50:56,998
Wow. On this hole.

2294
01:50:57,433 --> 01:50:59,000
I am impressed. All right.

2295
01:51:00,305 --> 01:51:03,091
I admit that was pretty
nice putting the pressure on

2296
01:51:06,747 --> 01:51:08,313
and I accept that challenge.

2297
01:51:10,664 --> 01:51:12,883
I think it's coming back.
Come on.

2298
01:51:13,318 --> 01:51:14,580
Oh.

2299
01:51:15,103 --> 01:51:16,757
Oh! [LAUGHS]

2300
01:51:17,061 --> 01:51:18,584
That was nasty.

2301
01:51:18,846 --> 01:51:21,675
That was some nasty
shit right there.

2302
01:51:26,723 --> 01:51:28,856
All right, Frankie,
play the wind, all right?

2303
01:51:28,943 --> 01:51:30,031
Nice little knock down shot.

2304
01:51:30,118 --> 01:51:32,337
Dad, I don't have a knockdown.

2305
01:51:32,424 --> 01:51:33,512
Dude, you got to keep it low.

2306
01:51:37,647 --> 01:51:39,388
And that's what happens when you
don't listen to your father.

2307
01:51:39,518 --> 01:51:40,519
[GROANS]

2308
01:51:40,606 --> 01:51:42,304
Yeah, Frankie,
that one's out.

2309
01:51:42,391 --> 01:51:43,871
You and I are out of this.

2310
01:51:44,959 --> 01:51:47,831
Well, that just leaves you
and me, little brother.

2311
01:51:49,050 --> 01:51:51,356
Never a doubt. Never a doubt.

2312
01:51:53,315 --> 01:51:54,838
Okay, Freddy,
you're obviously away.

2313
01:51:55,578 --> 01:51:57,406
Far, far away.

2314
01:51:57,580 --> 01:51:59,582
Yeah, but if I hit this, my man,

2315
01:52:00,539 --> 01:52:03,281
that is gonna spell
trouble for you.

2316
01:52:03,368 --> 01:52:04,935
TEDDY: That's a big if.

2317
01:52:05,066 --> 01:52:07,024
And the old man is not getting
in the way of this one.

2318
01:52:07,198 --> 01:52:08,809
Sink this, Dad.

2319
01:52:17,861 --> 01:52:20,603
[FREDDY GROANS]
Oh, shucks, you missed.

2320
01:52:21,082 --> 01:52:23,998
All right, I know better
than to ask for this.

2321
01:52:26,043 --> 01:52:27,392
Not a problem.

2322
01:52:29,917 --> 01:52:31,266
Good effort, Dad.

2323
01:52:31,353 --> 01:52:32,571
All right, flag in or out?

2324
01:52:32,658 --> 01:52:34,051
You can leave it in.

2325
01:52:35,661 --> 01:52:37,576
Yeah, look, Teddy,
before you putt,

2326
01:52:37,663 --> 01:52:39,622
would you mind having a word?

2327
01:52:39,927 --> 01:52:41,189
Okay, okay.

2328
01:52:41,276 --> 01:52:43,974
Guys, this is exactly
the kind of shit

2329
01:52:44,061 --> 01:52:45,367
our father would pull
all the time on Freddy

2330
01:52:45,497 --> 01:52:47,195
to try to get in his head
and mess with his mind.

2331
01:52:47,325 --> 01:52:48,936
Don't let him do it, Dad.
TEDDY: Don't worry.

2332
01:52:49,023 --> 01:52:51,416
I can handle him.
Come. Come have a word.

2333
01:52:51,808 --> 01:52:52,940
Just take a second.

2334
01:52:56,900 --> 01:52:59,076
Yes, Freddy?
What is it that you needed?

2335
01:52:59,163 --> 01:53:01,296
You're a good guy. A nice guy.

2336
01:53:01,383 --> 01:53:02,471
Much nicer than me

2337
01:53:02,601 --> 01:53:04,299
and you've always looked out
for me.

2338
01:53:04,734 --> 01:53:06,431
Going back to when
we were little kids.

2339
01:53:06,518 --> 01:53:09,347
Freddy, that's what
big brothers are supposed to do.

2340
01:53:09,565 --> 01:53:13,656
I know. I know,
but I don't wanna win like this.

2341
01:53:13,743 --> 01:53:14,875
What are you talking about?

2342
01:53:15,049 --> 01:53:17,573
I don't want you to miss
this putt on purpose

2343
01:53:17,703 --> 01:53:19,836
because I can tell that's what's
going on in your mind right now.

2344
01:53:22,578 --> 01:53:23,622
Don't do it.

2345
01:53:24,014 --> 01:53:26,060
Come on.
Hit this putt and win the cup.

2346
01:53:26,147 --> 01:53:27,583
You deserve it.

2347
01:53:27,844 --> 01:53:29,063
Are you fucking with me?

2348
01:53:33,110 --> 01:53:34,764
No. No.

2349
01:53:35,330 --> 01:53:37,245
Come on, you got this.

2350
01:53:38,942 --> 01:53:40,639
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

2351
01:53:44,774 --> 01:53:45,862
[SIGHS]

2352
01:53:46,820 --> 01:53:49,605
That is some Jedi
master mind fuckery right there,

2353
01:53:50,258 --> 01:53:51,476
but it's no problem.

2354
01:54:02,792 --> 01:54:03,837
[CHUCKLES]

2355
01:54:06,100 --> 01:54:07,144
How about that?

2356
01:54:10,321 --> 01:54:11,453
[LAUGHS]

2357
01:54:12,062 --> 01:54:13,324
Congratulations.

2358
01:54:15,370 --> 01:54:16,588
Nice work, Dad.
Marie.

2359
01:54:16,675 --> 01:54:18,242
Thanks, hon.
FREDDY: Well done.

2360
01:54:18,503 --> 01:54:20,157
Congrats. Tough match.

2361
01:54:25,771 --> 01:54:27,730
I guess I am
your favorite son.

2362
01:54:35,085 --> 01:54:37,696
All right, Teddy,
up on your feet.

2363
01:54:37,783 --> 01:54:39,089
You know the routine.

2364
01:54:39,655 --> 01:54:43,659
Guys, as is the family custom,
the winner

2365
01:54:43,746 --> 01:54:46,705
of the Finnegan's Cup
is awarded the Tartan jacket.

2366
01:54:47,881 --> 01:54:49,839
And I wish I could say
the old man would be proud,

2367
01:54:49,970 --> 01:54:51,797
but I'm sure he would
have just been pissed off

2368
01:54:51,885 --> 01:54:52,973
that he didn't win this year.

2369
01:54:53,408 --> 01:54:56,193
Can I just say what an honor
it was to play with all of you,

2370
01:54:56,280 --> 01:54:59,066
and an even bigger honor to
be wearing my father's jacket.

2371
01:54:59,501 --> 01:55:00,806
All right,
how about a toast, then?

2372
01:55:00,894 --> 01:55:01,895
Yeah.

2373
01:55:02,808 --> 01:55:05,246
To my big brother,

2374
01:55:06,421 --> 01:55:08,466
the new champion
of the Finnegan's Cup.

2375
01:55:14,472 --> 01:55:16,822
To beers in our bellies
and birdies over bogeys.

2376
01:55:16,997 --> 01:55:19,303
To pints in our fists
and pars in our future.

2377
01:55:19,390 --> 01:55:20,478
How about this?

2378
01:55:21,175 --> 01:55:22,785
Glory be to the old man.

2379
01:55:23,525 --> 01:55:24,787
What do you say, Freddy?

2380
01:55:25,048 --> 01:55:27,398
To Jack Finnegan,
who gave us more than

2381
01:55:27,485 --> 01:55:29,357
just our love of the game.

2382
01:55:29,618 --> 01:55:30,706
ALL: <i>Slainte.</i>

2383
01:55:31,489 --> 01:55:34,362
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

2384
01:55:51,640 --> 01:55:53,598
All right, gang, hop on out.

2385
01:55:53,685 --> 01:55:55,949
All right.
I'll give you a hand, precious.

2386
01:55:56,036 --> 01:55:57,254
Here you go. Come on.

2387
01:55:57,341 --> 01:55:58,995
Watch your step. There you go.

2388
01:55:59,082 --> 01:56:00,344
Can I take this
blindfold off already?

2389
01:56:00,431 --> 01:56:01,998
All right, in a second.
In a second.

2390
01:56:02,694 --> 01:56:04,174
All right, Marie.
Okay.

2391
01:56:06,307 --> 01:56:08,091
So, you know where you are?

2392
01:56:08,831 --> 01:56:11,225
Of course, I know where I am.
What are we doing here?

2393
01:56:11,573 --> 01:56:13,227
We bought the family orchard.

2394
01:56:15,142 --> 01:56:17,448
What? Why would you do that?

2395
01:56:17,535 --> 01:56:18,754
Why would I do that?

2396
01:56:18,884 --> 01:56:19,885
Because all of you
told me I needed to.

2397
01:56:20,234 --> 01:56:22,410
And he put a recording
studio in the old stables.

2398
01:56:22,497 --> 01:56:25,456
And he converted the barn
into a writer's studio for you.

2399
01:56:25,674 --> 01:56:28,329
[CHUCKLES]
What about Uncle Mike?

2400
01:56:28,764 --> 01:56:31,158
Uncle Mike is living on
a beach somewhere in Mallorca,

2401
01:56:31,288 --> 01:56:33,203
I believe.
Wow.

2402
01:56:33,638 --> 01:56:34,988
I gotta admit, I am shocked.

2403
01:56:36,250 --> 01:56:37,729
Mom and Dad would be pleased.

2404
01:56:37,860 --> 01:56:39,470
Don't thank me yet,
because I did make

2405
01:56:39,601 --> 01:56:42,169
one little change that
you might not be crazy about.

2406
01:56:42,560 --> 01:56:43,692
Come, take a look.

2407
01:56:45,302 --> 01:56:46,347
What's this about?

2408
01:56:46,477 --> 01:56:48,436
Look, I just didn't know
what to do

2409
01:56:48,523 --> 01:56:52,657
with all of these apple trees,
so I got rid of some of them.

2410
01:56:53,180 --> 01:56:54,877
I know. I apologize,

2411
01:56:55,182 --> 01:56:59,360
but I thought I had to do
something for myself,

2412
01:56:59,577 --> 01:57:01,014
so please, take a look.

2413
01:57:06,932 --> 01:57:11,285
Allow me to present
Ireland's newest

2414
01:57:11,415 --> 01:57:17,117
nine holer named after
the Professor himself,

2415
01:57:18,031 --> 01:57:20,294
the Jack Finnegan Links.

2416
01:57:20,468 --> 01:57:21,469
FRANKIE: No way.

2417
01:57:21,599 --> 01:57:24,863
Lash them straight,
laddies and lass.

2418
01:57:25,821 --> 01:57:27,431
FRANKIE: No way.

2419
01:57:27,649 --> 01:57:29,259
FREDDY: What do you think?

2420
01:57:29,433 --> 01:57:30,956
TEDDY: Oh, my God.

2421
01:57:31,566 --> 01:57:33,524
MARIE: Wow. This is amazing.

2422
01:57:34,699 --> 01:57:39,661
Oh, my God. Are you kidding me?
[LAUGHS]

2423
01:57:40,401 --> 01:57:41,837
What?
TEDDY: Stay right there.

2424
01:57:41,967 --> 01:57:43,317
I'm going to hug you.

2425
01:57:44,231 --> 01:57:45,884
MARIE: This is gorgeous.

2426
01:57:47,103 --> 01:57:48,626
I can't believe this.

2427
01:57:51,499 --> 01:57:52,587
Wow.

2428
01:59:14,886 --> 01:59:17,715
[LIGHT UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]