1 00:00:58,300 --> 00:01:00,930 Hey, where am I? Uh, what time is it? 2 00:01:01,010 --> 00:01:02,680 Uh, we're at my place. 3 00:01:03,890 --> 00:01:06,230 - It's 6:15. - What? 4 00:01:06,310 --> 00:01:08,270 I wasn't planning on spending the night. 5 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:11,360 Sorry. Within two seconds of cuddling, 6 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:13,490 you fell asleep, and you looked so peaceful. 7 00:01:13,570 --> 00:01:16,530 - I didn't want to wake you. - I slept six hours? Who does that? 8 00:01:16,610 --> 00:01:18,120 I haven't slept that long since my ACL surgery. 9 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:20,740 Yeah, and Davis lives across the hall, so you gotta move. 10 00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:23,250 What? Uh, okay, yeah, um... 11 00:01:23,330 --> 00:01:25,080 He leaves early. Hurry up. 12 00:01:30,130 --> 00:01:31,840 - Morning. - Hey. 13 00:01:32,630 --> 00:01:34,630 See we have another early bird in the building? 14 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,510 Yep. 15 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:43,680 So, uh, how do you know Abby? 16 00:01:44,890 --> 00:01:45,930 I don't. 17 00:02:04,620 --> 00:02:06,200 - Hey, Elena. - Hi. 18 00:02:06,290 --> 00:02:09,040 I think I left my glasses at your place. 19 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:11,710 - Can you check? - Your glasses? Sure. 20 00:02:11,790 --> 00:02:13,880 That reminds me, I'm either near or farsighted. 21 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:17,010 I need to get my eyes checked. Uh, hey, I gotta go. 22 00:02:17,090 --> 00:02:19,720 Wow. Doing little errands for your lady? 23 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:21,720 - Whipped, huh? - I guess. 24 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:23,470 You know, I really like her. 25 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,850 I'm legitimately excited to spend election season with her. 26 00:02:25,930 --> 00:02:28,560 - Hm. - Which, speaking of, 27 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:29,980 how are things going with AJ? 28 00:02:30,060 --> 00:02:32,190 I'm really trying to take a step back and focus on myself. 29 00:02:32,270 --> 00:02:34,150 That's great, man. Proud of you. 30 00:02:34,230 --> 00:02:35,360 Proud of me, too. 31 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:36,860 Yeah, I was walking around her hometown 32 00:02:36,940 --> 00:02:38,950 on Google Maps Street View at 3 am, 33 00:02:39,030 --> 00:02:40,950 and I was like, "What are you doing?" 34 00:02:41,030 --> 00:02:42,160 Why'd you ask? 35 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:44,370 No reason. 36 00:02:44,450 --> 00:02:45,450 Hey, fuckers, 37 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:47,040 welcome to the Thunderdome. 38 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:48,370 I'm four Mountain Dews deep 39 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:50,540 and ready to administer your beatdown. 40 00:02:50,620 --> 00:02:52,630 Whatever, losers. Enjoy your soda. 41 00:02:52,710 --> 00:02:54,670 At least we're old enough to drink. 42 00:02:54,750 --> 00:02:56,300 Hey, can you guys keep it down out here? 43 00:02:56,380 --> 00:02:58,510 I'm trying to memorize my lines for my acting class tomorrow. 44 00:02:58,590 --> 00:03:01,130 And I have to be lighting candles at church in six hours, 45 00:03:01,220 --> 00:03:03,470 but you don't hear me complaining, bitch. 46 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:05,220 - Okay, I'm turning the TV off. - No, don't do that! 47 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:06,850 - We'll put on headphones. - Thank you. 48 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:12,770 Eat metal, Aiden! 49 00:03:12,850 --> 00:03:14,730 We'll kick your asses back to kindergarten! 50 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:16,110 That's it. You're done. 51 00:03:16,190 --> 00:03:17,690 - I'm putting the TV in my room. - No, no, no, no. 52 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:19,030 - We'll be good, we promise. - Please, Kel. 53 00:03:19,110 --> 00:03:20,490 We'll be done in, like, three hours, we swear. 54 00:03:20,570 --> 00:03:22,700 - Three hours? - Five hours, tops. 55 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:25,580 Unbelievable. 56 00:03:25,660 --> 00:03:28,160 Okay, so for your bio, we have, 57 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:31,960 "Abby Chilukuri is a vibrant and talented up-and-coming stylist 58 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:34,130 - based in New York." - Damn, Anupam. 59 00:03:34,210 --> 00:03:36,090 You make me sound so accomplished. 60 00:03:36,170 --> 00:03:38,550 I'm simply reading back the words you wrote for yourself. 61 00:03:38,630 --> 00:03:41,930 Now, please, resend the images you'd like included. 62 00:03:42,010 --> 00:03:43,220 I only received two. 63 00:03:44,220 --> 00:03:45,390 It's just those two. 64 00:03:45,470 --> 00:03:47,600 Maybe I should change "celebrity stylist" to 65 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:49,310 "aspiring celebrity stylist"? 66 00:03:49,390 --> 00:03:51,270 Okay, let's not get caught up in the details. 67 00:03:51,350 --> 00:03:53,400 Just make it look good and send me a link when it's done. 68 00:03:54,350 --> 00:03:57,110 - Hey! You're still up. - Wait, were you with Bill again? 69 00:03:57,190 --> 00:03:58,690 That's, like, four nights this week. 70 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:01,070 Actually, five, if you count him 71 00:04:01,150 --> 00:04:03,780 accidentally falling asleep in my bed last night. 72 00:04:03,860 --> 00:04:05,570 Look at you. And I thought you said 73 00:04:05,660 --> 00:04:08,160 - you'd never date anyone at work. - I know. 74 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:11,620 But that was before I realized Bill might be my person. 75 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:14,500 Wow, I've never heard you talk about anyone like this before. 76 00:04:14,580 --> 00:04:15,630 Okay, so tell me about your date. 77 00:04:15,710 --> 00:04:17,420 Did you guys go to a fancy restaurant? 78 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:19,920 Are there leftovers? God, I love free food. 79 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:22,880 We don't really go out to dinner. We just do drinks at his place. 80 00:04:22,970 --> 00:04:24,680 Oh! Okay. 81 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:28,430 So, then it's more like a... like a casual hookup kind of thing. 82 00:04:28,510 --> 00:04:30,930 No, we're dating. 83 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:33,640 What? Just say it. 84 00:04:36,060 --> 00:04:38,690 I love that Bill is your person. 85 00:04:38,770 --> 00:04:40,610 But if you guys are dating, 86 00:04:40,690 --> 00:04:42,530 don't you think you should be going on dates? 87 00:04:42,610 --> 00:04:46,950 Okay, I, uh, I get that it's kind of unconventional, 88 00:04:47,030 --> 00:04:50,370 but it's nuanced because of our circumstances. 89 00:04:50,450 --> 00:04:52,580 And I get that you don't understand that. 90 00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:55,080 But it's working great for us. 91 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:57,040 Then, that's great. 92 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,750 Great. Goodnight. 93 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:14,430 Hey. 94 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:16,650 - Yo. - Well, I hope you're happy. 95 00:05:16,730 --> 00:05:18,400 You kept me up all night. I was so tired, 96 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:20,650 I fell asleep in my acting class today. 97 00:05:20,730 --> 00:05:23,440 - I mean, is that a big deal? - Yes. My scene partner was Madea, 98 00:05:23,530 --> 00:05:26,030 and she just said she killed our kids, and I was out cold. 99 00:05:26,700 --> 00:05:27,780 And who ate all my food? 100 00:05:27,860 --> 00:05:30,530 Oh, I had, like, a bite. Is that okay? 101 00:05:30,620 --> 00:05:32,120 A bite? I... I had five meals prepped, 102 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:34,290 - and they're all gone. - Well, I only ate one. 103 00:05:34,370 --> 00:05:36,710 I just accidentally left the rest out, and they all went bad. 104 00:05:36,790 --> 00:05:40,210 Bro, those were gonna be my school lunches for the week. 105 00:05:40,290 --> 00:05:43,340 Whoa, buddy, you're, like, really grumpy. What's going on? 106 00:05:43,420 --> 00:05:46,220 We can't keep staying up all night playing video games, having fun, 107 00:05:46,300 --> 00:05:47,970 eating and drinking whatever we want. 108 00:05:48,050 --> 00:05:49,800 Uh, why can't we do any of that stuff? 109 00:05:49,890 --> 00:05:51,510 You're describing an awesome life. 110 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:53,270 Look, we're sorry about last night, 111 00:05:53,350 --> 00:05:54,810 but our jobs are super stressful. 112 00:05:54,890 --> 00:05:57,190 And on Fridays, we have to be able to blow off some steam. 113 00:05:57,270 --> 00:05:59,230 - Yeah. - My life is stressful too. 114 00:06:00,810 --> 00:06:01,940 What? 115 00:06:02,020 --> 00:06:04,150 It's just, it's different. 116 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:05,940 - How? - I work at the most prestigious 117 00:06:06,030 --> 00:06:07,700 news program in the country. 118 00:06:07,780 --> 00:06:11,530 Journalism is dying, and I'm fighting on the front lines of truth. 119 00:06:11,620 --> 00:06:13,830 Yeah, and Fisher Stassen is the beating heart 120 00:06:13,910 --> 00:06:15,290 of the global economy. 121 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:18,500 So, I'm also on the f-front lines. 122 00:06:18,580 --> 00:06:20,580 So, what you're saying is that your stuff is important 123 00:06:20,670 --> 00:06:22,250 and mine's stupid. 124 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:25,960 I mean, Kel, you're a substitute teacher 125 00:06:26,050 --> 00:06:28,130 who does weekend acting camp. 126 00:06:28,220 --> 00:06:30,720 It's not acting camp. It's scene study. 127 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:33,140 And you didn't treat me like this when I was a med student. 128 00:06:33,220 --> 00:06:35,220 Yeah, 'cause you were gonna be a doctor, 129 00:06:35,310 --> 00:06:37,640 which is, like, noble and shit. 130 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:39,520 Oh, my God. 131 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,730 The 14-year-old girls I teach were right. 132 00:06:41,810 --> 00:06:43,980 - Huh? About what? - About men. 133 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:46,440 You two have done nothing but mansplain and gaslight me 134 00:06:46,530 --> 00:06:48,320 into thinking that I have no value. 135 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:50,700 And I've been too delulu to see that this is how you move. 136 00:06:50,780 --> 00:06:54,080 - What are you saying? - This is like talking to my little sister. 137 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:56,700 I'm saying that you think I'm a joke. 138 00:06:56,790 --> 00:06:58,160 You don't respect me. 139 00:07:00,710 --> 00:07:02,080 I'm outta here. 140 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:08,210 Actors, am I right? 141 00:07:08,300 --> 00:07:10,130 They're all like that. 142 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:42,540 Uh, hi. 143 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:45,500 Austin? 144 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:48,000 Austin. 145 00:07:49,210 --> 00:07:51,970 This is awkward. 146 00:07:52,050 --> 00:07:55,680 - Uh, Abby, this is Stella. - Hi. 147 00:07:56,220 --> 00:07:59,140 Well, I'm gonna go see if B.J. Novak has any more shroom chocolate. 148 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:04,810 Got your text. 149 00:08:06,060 --> 00:08:08,610 I am so sorry you had to see that. 150 00:08:08,690 --> 00:08:11,820 I hope it didn't make you feel some kind of way. 151 00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:12,900 No, it didn't. 152 00:08:13,990 --> 00:08:15,070 What's up? 153 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:16,620 I booked a huge campaign, 154 00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:18,910 - and I want you to style me for it. - Oh, my God! 155 00:08:18,990 --> 00:08:21,830 For who? Dior, Balenciaga, Thom Browne? 156 00:08:21,910 --> 00:08:23,790 No. For ketamine. 157 00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:25,960 - The drug? - Mm-hmm. 158 00:08:26,670 --> 00:08:28,090 It's an anti-ketamine PSA 159 00:08:28,170 --> 00:08:29,550 - for the Ad Council. - Hm. 160 00:08:29,630 --> 00:08:30,960 - So, will you do it? - Yes! 161 00:08:31,050 --> 00:08:34,470 Oh, my God, of course. Thank you. Thank you so much. 162 00:08:36,930 --> 00:08:39,930 You know, I could ask Stella to leave. 163 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,350 No, that won't be necessary. 164 00:08:44,390 --> 00:08:47,270 So, I guess B.J. Novak left. 165 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,940 He has a book reading in the morning. 166 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,530 Okay, I'm gonna go. 167 00:08:51,610 --> 00:08:53,740 Austin, thank you so much. 168 00:08:53,820 --> 00:08:56,030 Stella, I hope you find the drugs you're looking for. 169 00:08:56,110 --> 00:08:57,870 Aw. Thank you! 170 00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:07,420 Which one of these outfits makes you want to do ketamine? 171 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:09,000 And more importantly, which one doesn't? 172 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:12,170 Uh, well, the purple one? 173 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:13,510 - Hm. - I don't know. 174 00:09:13,590 --> 00:09:14,840 I've never done drugs before. 175 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:16,300 I think I would like them too much. 176 00:09:21,510 --> 00:09:22,770 - Hey. - Hi. 177 00:09:22,850 --> 00:09:24,850 - I have a request. - Did you lock yourself out? 178 00:09:24,930 --> 00:09:26,900 Because I lost your spare key a long time ago. 179 00:09:26,980 --> 00:09:29,400 No, no, no, that's not it, um... 180 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:32,440 I had a falling out earlier with Davis and Josh. 181 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:33,530 Look, I can't stay there anymore. 182 00:09:33,610 --> 00:09:35,070 By any chance, could I crash here 183 00:09:35,150 --> 00:09:36,650 - 'til I find a place? - Why? 184 00:09:36,740 --> 00:09:38,320 - Your family lives in the city. - Yeah. 185 00:09:38,410 --> 00:09:40,030 But... but they're not speaking to me. 186 00:09:40,870 --> 00:09:43,290 As I'm hearing myself, it seems like everyone in my life hates me. 187 00:09:43,370 --> 00:09:45,040 But I'm normal, I swear. 188 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:46,660 This is sad. 189 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:48,210 - So sad. - I can hear you. 190 00:09:48,290 --> 00:09:49,630 But you're right, it is. 191 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:52,300 Look, you won't even notice I'm here. 192 00:09:52,380 --> 00:09:55,130 I mean, I... I go to bed early. I'll pitch in for rent. 193 00:09:56,380 --> 00:09:57,470 What do you think? 194 00:09:58,470 --> 00:10:00,430 I'm always at work or at... 195 00:10:00,510 --> 00:10:03,220 doing other things, so I don't really care. 196 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:06,850 Alright. You can sleep on the couch. 197 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,310 And the kitchen sink is your sink. 198 00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:09,810 Got it. Thank you. 199 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:12,230 Roomies! 200 00:10:27,370 --> 00:10:29,500 Ahh... 201 00:10:31,580 --> 00:10:33,630 So close. 202 00:10:33,710 --> 00:10:35,960 Hey, so I guess Kel's still staying at the girls'? 203 00:10:36,050 --> 00:10:37,300 Such a bummer. 204 00:10:37,380 --> 00:10:39,760 I mean, do we just go halfsies on rent now? 205 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:42,720 Rent? You're worried about freaking rent? Look at this place. 206 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:44,560 What if we have another apartment emergency? 207 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:46,890 Kel's the responsible one, I'm a bon vivant, 208 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,640 and you're a man-child. 209 00:10:48,730 --> 00:10:50,230 An apartment emergency? 210 00:10:50,310 --> 00:10:52,190 - What are you even talking about? - I don't know. 211 00:10:52,270 --> 00:10:54,690 Like, another fire? Or worse, an intruder? 212 00:10:54,770 --> 00:10:56,820 - I could take care of an intruder. - You? 213 00:10:56,900 --> 00:10:58,900 If anyone's gonna have to fight off an intruder, 214 00:10:58,990 --> 00:11:00,490 it'll obviously have to be me. 215 00:11:00,570 --> 00:11:02,570 Please, I could pin you in, like, six seconds. 216 00:11:02,660 --> 00:11:04,370 I could pin you in six seconds. 217 00:11:06,950 --> 00:11:09,790 - Alright, then pin me. - You didn't give me a fair start! 218 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:12,630 - Ah! - I'm winning, dude. 219 00:11:12,710 --> 00:11:13,790 No, I'm winning! 220 00:11:14,790 --> 00:11:16,590 Are you trying to bite me? There's no biting. 221 00:11:16,670 --> 00:11:18,210 Why are your hands so soft? 222 00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:19,800 I use night cream, you caveman! 223 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,600 Ah! Dude, my back! 224 00:11:28,310 --> 00:11:30,020 Maybe we should get an alarm. 225 00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:31,730 More coffee? 226 00:11:31,810 --> 00:11:33,730 - Why, thank you. - You're welcome. 227 00:11:33,810 --> 00:11:36,480 And thank you for making these incredible muffins, Kel. 228 00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:39,070 - Did you sleep okay? - Oh, my God, yes. 229 00:11:39,150 --> 00:11:41,780 The couch is so comfy, and there's no crumbs in the grooves. 230 00:11:41,860 --> 00:11:43,410 We vacuum it once a week. 231 00:11:43,490 --> 00:11:45,950 - You own a vacuum? - We own two. 232 00:11:47,450 --> 00:11:50,290 - What is this place? - An idiot-free zone. 233 00:11:58,210 --> 00:12:00,130 Hi. Abby Chilukuri. 234 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,050 I'm here to pull for Austin Blanchett. 235 00:12:02,130 --> 00:12:04,090 He's doing a big ketamine campaign. 236 00:12:04,180 --> 00:12:06,050 That's so dope. I love ketamine. 237 00:12:06,140 --> 00:12:08,350 You style Austin Blanchett? 238 00:12:08,430 --> 00:12:10,310 No way. Oh, my God. 239 00:12:10,390 --> 00:12:12,100 Nicky Campbell, I... I love you. 240 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:14,230 I'm obsessed with your fashion critiques. 241 00:12:14,310 --> 00:12:16,560 - I'm Abby, by the way. - So, you're responsible 242 00:12:16,650 --> 00:12:18,440 for Austin's fashion glow-up? 243 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,190 He's been serving look after look. 244 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:22,900 That means, literally, everything coming from you. 245 00:12:22,990 --> 00:12:24,490 Yes, it does. 246 00:12:24,570 --> 00:12:25,870 You know, we actually have a group chat 247 00:12:25,950 --> 00:12:27,410 for people of color in fashion. 248 00:12:27,490 --> 00:12:28,950 I'm a people of color in fashion. 249 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,410 - I'll add you to it. - Shut up. 250 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:32,870 Never. 251 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:42,300 - Hey. - Hey. 252 00:12:42,380 --> 00:12:44,760 - Did you remember my glasses? - What? Shit. 253 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:46,050 No, I forgot. 254 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,760 With all the Kel drama, it slipped my mind. 255 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,390 It's fine, I'll just continue to work 256 00:12:49,470 --> 00:12:50,770 in my prescription sunglasses. 257 00:12:50,850 --> 00:12:53,390 It's like, yes, Kel, I don't do the dishes, 258 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:55,980 but it's because I contribute in other ways. 259 00:12:56,060 --> 00:12:59,690 Like, I order our toilet paper on my family's Amazon account. 260 00:12:59,770 --> 00:13:01,480 Right. 261 00:13:01,570 --> 00:13:03,820 So, I have some fun news. 262 00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:04,990 Yeah? Fuck! 263 00:13:05,070 --> 00:13:06,860 Sorry. Davis messed up my back, 264 00:13:06,950 --> 00:13:08,700 and the pain is spreading to my butt and my neck. 265 00:13:08,780 --> 00:13:10,080 I need to lay down on the floor. 266 00:13:18,670 --> 00:13:22,760 Davis, I cannot help but notice your small, sad mustache. 267 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:25,760 My roommate moved out and took our razor. 268 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:27,970 This is why I never ask about his personal life. 269 00:13:30,350 --> 00:13:32,890 - Will I see you tonight? - Yes. 270 00:13:32,970 --> 00:13:34,270 How is he? 271 00:13:34,350 --> 00:13:36,310 - Who? - Kel. 272 00:13:36,390 --> 00:13:38,600 Oh, he's good. He made us muffins. 273 00:13:38,690 --> 00:13:40,020 His famous Monday muffins? 274 00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:42,030 - Mm-hmm. - Well, don't get used to it, 275 00:13:42,110 --> 00:13:44,990 'cause he'll leave you as soon as you do nothing. 276 00:13:45,070 --> 00:13:47,450 Again, we don't need to hear about your personal life. 277 00:13:47,530 --> 00:13:49,620 I will give you money for a razor. 278 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,490 I don't remember which brand Kel buys us. 279 00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:57,000 Oh, boy. 280 00:13:59,210 --> 00:14:01,420 - Here she is. - Oh, great. 281 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:04,090 Can you bag these up and put them at the counter for me, please? 282 00:14:04,170 --> 00:14:06,670 No. And you're no longer welcome here. 283 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:08,380 Vanessa told me everything. 284 00:14:08,470 --> 00:14:09,930 I've known her since Parsons. 285 00:14:10,010 --> 00:14:12,220 We both dated Jim Parsons when we were at RISD. 286 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:15,100 - Uh, but I... - Loyalty may not mean anything to you, 287 00:14:15,180 --> 00:14:16,480 but it does to me. 288 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:17,940 Please leave. 289 00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:29,660 Um... 290 00:14:29,740 --> 00:14:31,570 Can I at least still be on the group chat? 291 00:14:32,450 --> 00:14:34,240 Oh, you'll be on it. 292 00:14:34,330 --> 00:14:36,330 Just not in the way you want. 293 00:14:49,010 --> 00:14:50,840 Oh, man. 294 00:14:50,930 --> 00:14:55,430 I'm so tired, I can barely keep my eyes open. 295 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,890 Oh, whoa, hey, hey, hey. Are you okay? 296 00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,390 Why are you so tired? 297 00:15:00,270 --> 00:15:01,690 Shit, you don't have mono, do you? 298 00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:05,150 No, your bed is just so comfortable. 299 00:15:05,230 --> 00:15:07,530 It must be amazing to wake up in it every day. 300 00:15:07,610 --> 00:15:08,610 Oh. 301 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,740 I don't know. It just came with the apartment. 302 00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:15,660 So, should I... 303 00:15:16,660 --> 00:15:18,580 call a car or... 304 00:15:18,660 --> 00:15:20,710 No. No, please. 305 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:25,750 I'll call you one. 306 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:29,590 You just rest right there until it arrives. 307 00:15:43,650 --> 00:15:45,860 Damn, what'd those plates do to piss you off? 308 00:15:45,940 --> 00:15:48,230 Ugh, I've had such a shitty day. 309 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:50,150 Well, you're gonna wake the whole building up. 310 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,610 Here, let me help. 311 00:15:52,740 --> 00:15:54,280 - Are you sure? - Yeah, I got you. 312 00:16:06,790 --> 00:16:08,920 That's very thoughtful of you. 313 00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:11,800 Hey, are you dating anybody? 314 00:16:13,130 --> 00:16:15,010 No, no, not at the moment. 315 00:16:16,050 --> 00:16:19,020 Because I have the perfect person for you. This girl, Liza. 316 00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:21,600 I mean, she's crazy, but guys seem to think it's worth it. 317 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:25,350 Uh, thanks, Abby, but, uh, I think I can find someone on my own. 318 00:16:29,650 --> 00:16:31,030 Hey. 319 00:16:31,110 --> 00:16:33,070 Hi! You're home. 320 00:16:33,150 --> 00:16:34,990 Uh, yeah. 321 00:16:35,070 --> 00:16:39,540 Cool, well, there's, uh, leftovers in the fridge if you're hungry. 322 00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:41,540 Okay, thanks. 323 00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:44,170 - Of course. Goodnight. - Goodnight. 324 00:16:46,540 --> 00:16:47,630 Kel! 325 00:16:49,380 --> 00:16:51,130 What the hell was that? 326 00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:52,550 Y-You don't like leftovers? 327 00:16:52,630 --> 00:16:54,010 No, I love leftovers. 328 00:16:54,090 --> 00:16:57,010 What was that tone on, "Oh, you're home"? 329 00:16:57,090 --> 00:16:58,800 - There was a tone? - Yes, Kel, 330 00:16:58,890 --> 00:17:00,560 and the tone was judgment. 331 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:04,440 And I am sick of her judging me and my relationship. 332 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:05,900 Yeah, she mentioned you were seeing someone? 333 00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:07,190 She always assumes the worst, 334 00:17:07,270 --> 00:17:09,360 and now she's in my head, making me paranoid. 335 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:10,530 Why is she like this? 336 00:17:11,690 --> 00:17:14,650 That's, uh, crazy. Friends should be supportive. 337 00:17:14,740 --> 00:17:17,660 Exactly, thank you. You get it. 338 00:17:18,530 --> 00:17:21,700 Well, I... I'm just gonna get ready for bed. 339 00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:25,920 Good talk. 340 00:17:27,290 --> 00:17:28,460 I'm... I'm in here. 341 00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:32,920 I can't believe AJ came home late again. 342 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,380 This guy won't even let her stay overnight. 343 00:17:35,470 --> 00:17:37,090 How can she not see he's using her? 344 00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:38,970 Look, I know she's annoyed with me, 345 00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:41,470 but I'm just trying to help her make good decisions. 346 00:17:42,310 --> 00:17:44,680 Totally. Friends should be supportive. 347 00:17:44,770 --> 00:17:46,270 Yes, thank you! 348 00:17:46,350 --> 00:17:47,440 You get it. 349 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,040 Donut holes? Oh. 350 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:06,580 Yeah. People really love these things, huh? 351 00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:08,790 By the time I got to them, they were almost gone. 352 00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:11,750 What's the occasion? Did we get another Peabody nom? 353 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,840 Nope. They're for Elena's last day. 354 00:18:15,210 --> 00:18:16,510 Last day? 355 00:18:19,550 --> 00:18:21,010 Elena. 356 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,810 - You're leaving the show? - Yeah, I got promoted. 357 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:28,230 I'm the network's new Associate Manager of Content and Acquisitions. 358 00:18:28,310 --> 00:18:30,060 What? That's like a corporate job. 359 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:32,860 How? Also, why? 360 00:18:32,940 --> 00:18:35,230 I realized there's no room for growth for me here, 361 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:38,110 so I asked your dad to put in a good word for me. 362 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,530 What? You used my dad? 363 00:18:39,610 --> 00:18:40,820 You also used your dad. 364 00:18:40,910 --> 00:18:42,240 Besides, when I met him, 365 00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,330 he said to let him know if I needed anything. 366 00:18:44,410 --> 00:18:47,290 - And I needed something. - I mean, I respect the move. 367 00:18:47,370 --> 00:18:48,790 It's actually really smart. 368 00:18:48,870 --> 00:18:51,420 I just wish you hadn't kept it from me. 369 00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:54,670 I tried to tell you, but you were too busy talking about yourself. 370 00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:57,670 I have a lot going on with my roommate stuff. 371 00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:00,640 And there is a big update. 372 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:03,890 Davis straight up lost my shoehorn. 373 00:19:03,970 --> 00:19:05,430 Josh. 374 00:19:07,850 --> 00:19:09,440 Okay, I hear it. 375 00:19:10,810 --> 00:19:11,980 I'm sorry. 376 00:19:12,060 --> 00:19:14,190 Can I take you to dinner to celebrate? 377 00:19:14,270 --> 00:19:16,440 I don't think so. 378 00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,320 Uh, this has been fun, 379 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,570 but my new role's a little more managerial, 380 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,200 and I don't think dating a PA would be a really good look. 381 00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:27,870 I'll... I'll see you around. 382 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:39,010 That comes to $27,329. 383 00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:41,430 Wow. That's a big number. 384 00:19:41,510 --> 00:19:43,590 Would you like to open a store card for a 5% discount? 385 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:44,850 Yes! 386 00:19:44,930 --> 00:19:47,520 Whoa, no one's ever said yes to that before. 387 00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:52,730 Also, I love all these pieces and plan to keep them all 388 00:19:52,810 --> 00:19:54,270 as heirlooms for my children. 389 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,650 But, uh, what's your return policy? 390 00:19:56,730 --> 00:19:58,190 We accept returns within 30 days. 391 00:19:59,030 --> 00:20:00,110 Unworn. 392 00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:03,660 Great. 393 00:20:09,290 --> 00:20:10,290 Quick reminder. 394 00:20:10,370 --> 00:20:13,040 Whoever's home last, please deadbolt the door. 395 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,210 Okay, so Abby's text 396 00:20:15,330 --> 00:20:16,500 is clearly about me. 397 00:20:18,460 --> 00:20:20,880 Thumbs up? Passive aggressive much? 398 00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:25,470 Hey, hey. 399 00:20:25,550 --> 00:20:26,930 Can one of you tell me what's happening here? 400 00:20:27,010 --> 00:20:28,470 What's wrong with the thumbs up? 401 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,850 Thumbs-upping a text is really bad. 402 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,180 - It's, like, violent. - What? 403 00:20:32,270 --> 00:20:34,100 Why? Doesn't it just mean, like, "Okay, got it"? 404 00:20:34,190 --> 00:20:37,360 No, a thumbs up means, "I hate you. Kill yourself." 405 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:38,980 A heart means, "Okay, got it." 406 00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:41,440 And it's the only acceptable reaction. 407 00:20:41,530 --> 00:20:43,400 There's a lot of subtext here. 408 00:20:43,490 --> 00:20:46,070 The girls on this chain are clearly going through something serious. 409 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:48,950 Sorry, couldn't help but overhear. 410 00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:51,120 But I always find you can't go wrong with a "haha." 411 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,330 - Yeah, that's fun. - Right? 412 00:20:52,410 --> 00:20:53,410 Keep it light? 413 00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:54,790 Idiots. 414 00:20:57,380 --> 00:20:58,710 Did... did she just call us idiots? 415 00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:01,510 Yeah. And the worst part is, we can't say it back. 416 00:21:01,590 --> 00:21:04,050 - Mm. - What happened to the youth? 417 00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:12,430 And Kel's always like, "Drink water, Davis. 418 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:13,850 Eat vegetables, Davis." 419 00:21:13,930 --> 00:21:16,060 Well, guess what? I haven't had a sip of water 420 00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:18,060 or a veggie since last Friday, 421 00:21:18,150 --> 00:21:19,690 and I'm fine! 422 00:21:24,820 --> 00:21:26,110 Come over tonight. 423 00:21:37,540 --> 00:21:39,670 Can I get a meatball sub and a bag of potato chips? 424 00:21:40,420 --> 00:21:41,750 - Yeah, sure. - Thanks. 425 00:21:43,630 --> 00:21:45,050 Hey. Chicken Caesar salad. 426 00:21:45,130 --> 00:21:47,130 - No cheese, no dressing, no croutons. - You got it. 427 00:21:51,220 --> 00:21:53,560 Ordering a meatball sub while wearing a white shirt? 428 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:54,770 That's brave. 429 00:21:54,850 --> 00:21:57,020 I zip my coat all the way up while I eat. 430 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,230 Are we cool? 431 00:22:00,310 --> 00:22:01,520 You ignored my text. 432 00:22:08,570 --> 00:22:12,160 I would like to see you beyond just, like, sex. 433 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:14,910 Okay, we spend 80 hours a week together at work. 434 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,080 I don't think it's possible to see each other more. 435 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,290 That's not what I mean. 436 00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:20,250 I get that this needs to be a secret for now. 437 00:22:20,330 --> 00:22:22,750 But if we're dating, I need to go on an actual date. 438 00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:25,710 Like, going out to dinner and spending the night. 439 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:28,970 And if that's not possible, I'm okay with not doing this anymore, 440 00:22:29,050 --> 00:22:31,720 which is a shame because I really like you. 441 00:22:33,220 --> 00:22:35,520 Now, if you excuse me, I am going to find a spot to eat 442 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,560 where the pigeons can't get my sub. 443 00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:53,660 You know, I love strong, ambitious women making their mark. 444 00:22:53,740 --> 00:22:56,000 So, I'm good with Elena getting the job. 445 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,040 But how can she imply I'm self-centered? 446 00:22:58,120 --> 00:22:59,420 That's crazy. 447 00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:01,500 Hey, you mind taking the trash to the chute? 448 00:23:01,580 --> 00:23:03,750 I'm a super smeller, so it's hard for me. 449 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,340 I've just been throwing the bags out the window 450 00:23:05,420 --> 00:23:06,460 into the dumpster down there. 451 00:23:06,550 --> 00:23:08,380 - It's like Dude Perfect. - Oh. 452 00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:10,510 Great. 453 00:23:12,340 --> 00:23:13,970 This remote is really sticky. 454 00:23:14,050 --> 00:23:15,470 I feel like it wasn't always like this. 455 00:23:16,810 --> 00:23:18,020 Davis! 456 00:23:18,100 --> 00:23:19,690 For three! 457 00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:23,310 Wait, why haven't you cued up Big yet? 458 00:23:23,980 --> 00:23:25,690 - We're not watching Big. - Why? 459 00:23:25,770 --> 00:23:27,860 Because it's about a 30-something woman 460 00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:30,110 sleeping with a kid in Tom Hanks's body. 461 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,740 Only a pervert would think that. 462 00:23:31,820 --> 00:23:33,160 It's about the importance of facing the world 463 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:34,740 - with childlike wonder. - What? 464 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:36,540 Even in the end, Elizabeth Perkins is like, 465 00:23:36,620 --> 00:23:38,330 "Jesus Christ, what have I done?" 466 00:23:38,410 --> 00:23:41,500 Oh, my God, you ruin everything. No wonder Elena dumped you. 467 00:23:42,580 --> 00:23:43,920 You're just jealous of me. 468 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,630 I would never be jealous of those muscles! 469 00:23:46,710 --> 00:23:48,260 You stretch out this cardigan, I'll kill you. 470 00:23:48,340 --> 00:23:49,970 I should've thrown that out the window too! 471 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,470 I'm invoking landlord rights. 472 00:23:53,550 --> 00:23:55,140 What is going on in here? 473 00:23:55,220 --> 00:23:57,010 Why are you throwing garbage out the window? 474 00:23:57,100 --> 00:24:00,060 I just got hit in the head with the heel of a French bread pizza. 475 00:24:00,140 --> 00:24:02,270 That's Josh. I had a jar of old sauce for dinner. 476 00:24:02,350 --> 00:24:05,020 Shut up! Get your shit together, or you're out. 477 00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:06,770 At least the Murray Hill Mangler 478 00:24:06,860 --> 00:24:08,480 kept to himself when he lived here. 479 00:24:12,610 --> 00:24:14,240 Blow out your candles, Laura. 480 00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:16,620 So, goodnight. 481 00:24:17,620 --> 00:24:20,250 Wow. I'm really impressed. 482 00:24:20,330 --> 00:24:22,670 That was so good. Also, I love this play. 483 00:24:22,750 --> 00:24:25,290 I would totally watch it if it were an HBO miniseries. 484 00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:27,750 Abby, this acting class is changing my life. 485 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:30,210 It's helping me realize how right I was to quit med school. 486 00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:31,840 That's so great. 487 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,800 Okay, do you wanna run it again? 488 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,680 Should we wait for AJ? I told her she can read Gentleman Caller. 489 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,720 Yeah, but you don't wanna wait until, like, 2 am 490 00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:40,310 or whenever her booty call sends her home. 491 00:24:40,390 --> 00:24:42,180 Okay, then yeah, l-let's do it. 492 00:24:42,270 --> 00:24:44,020 It's like, "Get a backbone, AJ." 493 00:24:44,100 --> 00:24:45,190 You say you're a feminist, 494 00:24:45,270 --> 00:24:46,440 and this is how you let a man treat you? 495 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:48,320 Right. Right. 496 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,070 - I... I think you have the first line. - Oh. 497 00:24:50,150 --> 00:24:51,530 You started without me? 498 00:24:51,610 --> 00:24:54,030 I thought I was gonna play Gentleman Caller. 499 00:24:54,110 --> 00:24:55,990 We just didn't know when you'd be back home. 500 00:24:56,070 --> 00:24:57,830 Yeah, sorry. It's just, Abby said... 501 00:24:58,990 --> 00:25:01,250 Sh... never mind. 502 00:25:01,330 --> 00:25:02,910 - Let's take it from the top. - No. 503 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,210 What did Abby say? 504 00:25:04,290 --> 00:25:06,670 I just said, given that your schedule 505 00:25:06,750 --> 00:25:08,960 is based on the whims of a man you're seeing, 506 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:10,750 we didn't know when you'd be back home. 507 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:12,880 See, Kel? This is what we've been talking about. 508 00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:14,170 You guys have been talking about me? 509 00:25:14,260 --> 00:25:16,390 Yeah, we were. Kel and I both feel 510 00:25:16,470 --> 00:25:18,720 you could be less judgmental and more supportive. 511 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,930 Oh! That's really interesting, Kel, 512 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:22,890 because we've been talking about how AJ 513 00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:25,440 might be a little delusional in her relationship. 514 00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:26,940 Do you really feel that way, Kel? 515 00:25:28,110 --> 00:25:29,480 Friends should be supportive? 516 00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:31,110 Whose side are you on, Kel? 517 00:25:31,190 --> 00:25:32,940 Yeah, pick a side, Kel. 518 00:25:33,030 --> 00:25:34,490 I'm not on either side, okay? 519 00:25:34,570 --> 00:25:36,110 'Cause you guys are both being really... 520 00:25:37,820 --> 00:25:40,620 and I'm only saying this 'cause I can't find another word, 521 00:25:40,700 --> 00:25:42,040 bitchy. 522 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:43,410 Excuse me? 523 00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:45,250 You did not just call us bitchy. 524 00:25:45,330 --> 00:25:47,790 I didn't want to, but you drove me to it. 525 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,380 Why don't you two just talk to each other? 526 00:25:49,460 --> 00:25:51,670 Oh! Oh! I'm sorry. Is the little clown 527 00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:53,510 who got kicked out of his own apartment 528 00:25:53,590 --> 00:25:55,130 telling us how to live? 529 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:56,930 I didn't get kicked out, I left. 530 00:25:57,010 --> 00:25:58,550 We took your ass in off the streets. 531 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,600 Hey, it's Davis and Josh. 532 00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:02,060 Go away! 533 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,140 K-Kel, we are so sorry. 534 00:26:06,230 --> 00:26:08,690 We neither recognized nor respected all that you do 535 00:26:08,770 --> 00:26:10,860 - for our home and friendship. - Apology accepted. 536 00:26:13,110 --> 00:26:14,780 Thanks for your hospitality. 537 00:26:14,860 --> 00:26:16,950 But your bathroom is a disaster. No one needs that many creams. 538 00:26:17,030 --> 00:26:18,610 They're serums! 539 00:26:25,910 --> 00:26:28,080 - I'm sorry. - No, I'm sorry. 540 00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:30,000 I should have kept my opinions to myself. 541 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:32,040 No, you were right. And it pushed me 542 00:26:32,130 --> 00:26:33,750 to actually stand up for myself. 543 00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:38,380 I told Bill I deserve more, and he invited me on a real date. 544 00:26:38,470 --> 00:26:40,140 - Wait, when? - He texted me earlier. 545 00:26:40,220 --> 00:26:41,930 But I just wanted to clear the air 546 00:26:42,010 --> 00:26:44,560 - before I told you. - Okay, tell me exactly what he said. 547 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,980 He just said he's taking me on a date, and to meet him downtown. 548 00:26:47,060 --> 00:26:49,310 He sent an address. 549 00:26:49,390 --> 00:26:52,650 Oh, my God. A last-minute surprise downtown date? 550 00:26:52,730 --> 00:26:55,190 I am going to make you look so hot. 551 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:58,650 And, you know, if you wanted to pay me a styling fee, 552 00:26:58,740 --> 00:27:00,780 - I wouldn't say no. - Wait, why? 553 00:27:00,860 --> 00:27:03,830 I have had the worst week. 554 00:27:03,910 --> 00:27:05,450 And I promise to tell you all about it, 555 00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:08,000 but you have to promise not to wear a tie on your date. 556 00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,540 I think ties are chic, but fine. 557 00:27:10,620 --> 00:27:12,540 Mm! 558 00:27:19,970 --> 00:27:23,760 So, seriously, nothing happened with Abby while you were living there? 559 00:27:23,850 --> 00:27:25,680 No, man. She's not into me. 560 00:27:27,140 --> 00:27:29,310 Well, we're glad to have you back where you belong. 561 00:27:29,390 --> 00:27:32,270 - Right in your couch indent. - It's good to be back. 562 00:27:32,350 --> 00:27:34,770 But before I turn on the movie, let's set some ground rules. 563 00:27:34,860 --> 00:27:38,690 You will acknowledge that my job is real, even if it's temporary, 564 00:27:38,780 --> 00:27:41,070 and that acting is a noble profession 565 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,070 and saves as many lives as being a doctor. 566 00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:44,950 What? No, I mean, come on. 567 00:27:45,030 --> 00:27:48,200 How 'bout we agree it saves as many lives as investment banking? 568 00:27:48,290 --> 00:27:49,910 Fine. 569 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,620 Now, let's watch Big, which we will also all agree 570 00:27:52,710 --> 00:27:55,210 is problematic, but fine. 571 00:27:55,290 --> 00:27:56,420 Okay, sure. 572 00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:58,550 I like the piano scene. 573 00:27:58,630 --> 00:28:00,300 And the kid stuff's a little weird. 574 00:28:08,890 --> 00:28:12,560 Hey Kate, what are you doing later? 575 00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:13,900 Wanna hang out? 576 00:28:27,530 --> 00:28:29,120 - Whoa. - Whoa? 577 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:30,450 Why whoa? 578 00:28:30,540 --> 00:28:31,870 Are you going somewhere after this? 579 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,080 No. Why, are you? 580 00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:35,960 No. No. Sorry. 581 00:28:36,670 --> 00:28:39,760 Sorry. You look incredible. 582 00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:44,430 I'm just worried you might be a little overdressed. 583 00:28:44,510 --> 00:28:46,260 Why? Where are we going? 584 00:28:50,220 --> 00:28:51,430 - Oh. - Yeah. 585 00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,850 Oh, okay! 586 00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:54,940 - Good? - Yeah. 587 00:28:55,020 --> 00:28:56,100 - You all good? - Great. 588 00:29:11,580 --> 00:29:13,250 This is so exciting. 589 00:29:13,330 --> 00:29:16,120 I didn't realize Staten Island had good restaurants. 590 00:29:16,210 --> 00:29:19,380 We are actually eating here. 591 00:29:19,460 --> 00:29:20,460 What? 592 00:29:21,460 --> 00:29:24,340 - What the hell is this? - It's a PBandJ. 593 00:29:24,420 --> 00:29:27,760 Bill, I... I don't want to be eating 594 00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:29,640 homemade sandwiches on a ferry. 595 00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:31,770 This is like the start of an SVU episode. 596 00:29:31,850 --> 00:29:34,600 Okay, I know it's not the most glamorous, but let me explain. 597 00:29:36,230 --> 00:29:38,020 I lived on Staten Island 598 00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:40,020 when I moved to the city from Oklahoma. 599 00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:43,860 And I took the ferry to work. 600 00:29:43,940 --> 00:29:47,410 I hated how poor I was, and the clothes I wore, 601 00:29:47,490 --> 00:29:49,070 and I just wanted to hurry up and get to the part 602 00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:50,330 where I was successful. 603 00:29:50,410 --> 00:29:51,700 But this? 604 00:29:52,870 --> 00:29:54,910 This was the best part of the day. 605 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,870 Looking out at the city and all the promise it held. 606 00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:00,170 As hard as everything else was... 607 00:30:01,630 --> 00:30:03,260 I always looked forward to it. 608 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:08,300 Okay, I take it back. 609 00:30:11,970 --> 00:30:14,560 You know, I've actually never told anyone that stuff. 610 00:30:16,230 --> 00:30:18,770 Hey, are we dating? 611 00:30:18,850 --> 00:30:20,270 Yeah, obviously. 612 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:24,150 Yeah, but are you, like, casting a wide net for data? 613 00:30:24,230 --> 00:30:27,650 What are you actually asking me right now? 614 00:30:27,740 --> 00:30:30,570 Do you want to date other people? 615 00:30:32,580 --> 00:30:33,910 You make me not want to. 616 00:30:58,100 --> 00:31:00,310 Oh, shit. 617 00:31:42,350 --> 00:31:43,360 Go to bed.