1 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,014 ♪ This is my design... ♪ 2 00:00:14,556 --> 00:00:15,556 Detention? 3 00:00:15,598 --> 00:00:17,058 Why am I in detention? 4 00:00:18,518 --> 00:00:19,519 For being bad. 5 00:00:20,311 --> 00:00:22,480 ♪ Stop me, going around... ♪ 6 00:00:22,564 --> 00:00:23,398 Wha...? 7 00:00:23,481 --> 00:00:25,442 ♪ ...in circles ♪ 8 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:29,863 ♪ Going in, baby, no need to be careful ♪ 9 00:00:29,946 --> 00:00:30,946 My textbooks. 10 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:32,991 Bad girls don't need books. 11 00:00:34,909 --> 00:00:36,578 ♪ Whisper in my ear... ♪ 12 00:00:36,661 --> 00:00:39,122 Okay, yeah, maybe I do like being bad. 13 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:40,123 Yeah, you do. 14 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:42,542 ♪ All the time ♪ 15 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:45,336 ♪ And everywhere I go... ♪ 16 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:48,965 And the baddest part about you is that you're betraying your friend. 17 00:00:49,966 --> 00:00:51,342 - Huh? - Yeah. 18 00:00:51,968 --> 00:00:55,096 It's so hot how you're stabbing her in the back. 19 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:56,973 Her feelings are gonna be so hurt. 20 00:00:58,099 --> 00:01:00,810 Wow. Started kind of hot, 21 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,812 but then turned into a scolding. 22 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:04,939 Not a great sex dream, Devi. 23 00:01:05,023 --> 00:01:07,067 ♪ Driving me crazy ♪ 24 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:10,528 ♪ My heart rates won't save me the truth ♪ 25 00:01:11,279 --> 00:01:14,240 Devi, come on. I cannot be late this morning... Ahh! 26 00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:17,493 Okay. 27 00:01:17,994 --> 00:01:20,580 Looks like the termite stair finally gave way. 28 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:24,334 I guess I should call someone about that. 29 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:27,670 No need, Nalu. I have someone coming this morning. 30 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,297 What? Who? 31 00:01:29,380 --> 00:01:32,133 Len recommended a fantastic contractor to me, 32 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:33,676 and he knows his stuff. 33 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,262 Len has got Yelp platinum status. 34 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:39,599 You have to leave over 50,000 reviews to get that. 35 00:01:39,682 --> 00:01:40,558 Uh-huh. 36 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:41,976 Ah! That must be him. 37 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:47,440 - It's you. - Come in, come in. 38 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:49,526 You know each other? 39 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:51,778 Yeah, we met at the principal's office last week 40 00:01:51,861 --> 00:01:55,031 under some very unfortunate circumstances. 41 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:58,201 Well, circumstances that your daughter invented. 42 00:01:58,284 --> 00:02:00,703 You know what? I don't think this is gonna work out. 43 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:02,872 I'm sorry that my mother-in-law wasted your time... 44 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:05,250 Come on, Nalini, he's already here, 45 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:08,002 and who knows how long it will take to find someone else. 46 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:09,671 That's okay, we can wait. 47 00:02:09,754 --> 00:02:11,354 Mom, I can't find my math book... 48 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:16,093 What the hell? 49 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:21,975 Fine. When can you start? 50 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:25,353 The rotten stairs at Devi's house had shaken her, 51 00:02:25,436 --> 00:02:28,648 but not as much as that hot Ethan dream from last night. 52 00:02:28,731 --> 00:02:31,818 She hadn't been able to get him out of her head ever since... 53 00:02:31,901 --> 00:02:33,862 I was like... 54 00:02:33,945 --> 00:02:37,157 "Damn. Devi's kind of sexy." 55 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:41,995 But even though Ethan's tattooed torso was a welcome distraction 56 00:02:42,078 --> 00:02:44,914 from an absolute shit-bomb of a senior year, 57 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,834 she was determined to remain a good friend to Eleanor. 58 00:02:47,917 --> 00:02:50,920 I can't wait to crack him open like a creaky cellar door 59 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,631 and explore the hidden treasures within. 60 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:55,967 All she had to do was avoid Ethan at all... 61 00:02:56,050 --> 00:02:57,218 ...crotch. 62 00:02:57,302 --> 00:03:00,388 Oh my God, I am so sorry. I didn't mean to hit you in the... 63 00:03:00,471 --> 00:03:01,472 My dick? 64 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:03,516 Sure you didn't. 65 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:08,062 I guess we're gonna dream about that now. 66 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:11,399 Paxton? 67 00:03:11,482 --> 00:03:13,151 So I did see you. I wasn't sure. 68 00:03:13,234 --> 00:03:15,195 My subconscious has been hornier than usual. 69 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:16,279 - What? - Never mind. 70 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:18,549 - What're you doing here? - I'm actually working here now. 71 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:20,658 It's my first day as the assistant swim coach. 72 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:21,742 Ah. 73 00:03:21,784 --> 00:03:24,746 Right, yeah. I'm just starting my internship with the crossing guard. 74 00:03:24,829 --> 00:03:27,832 - But for real, what are you doing here? - I'm the assistant swim coach. 75 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:30,627 Wait, really? But what about ASU? 76 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:35,173 Oh yeah, uh, didn't work out. Just wasn't the right place for me. 77 00:03:35,256 --> 00:03:36,966 Yeah, but, like, how would you know? 78 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:39,260 You were there for, like, what, two weeks? 79 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:42,388 - Come on, what'd your parents say? - College isn't for everyone, Devi. 80 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:43,556 You know that, right? 81 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,600 I mean, it's actually kind of elitist of you... 82 00:03:45,683 --> 00:03:47,644 Oh no, no, no, I didn't mean it like that. 83 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:51,481 It's just... I don't know. I thought you could've given it more time 84 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:53,066 before you, you know, gave up. 85 00:03:53,691 --> 00:03:56,778 Well, thank you for your concern, but I'm an adult. 86 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:58,655 I know what I'm doing. 87 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:05,786 Hey. 88 00:04:05,828 --> 00:04:08,289 Were you just talking to Paxton? What's he doing here? 89 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:10,291 - I guess he's working here. - Huh? 90 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:12,835 - So, what's up with you guys? - You're gonna love this. 91 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:14,963 We're watching to see if Ethan takes off his hoodie, 92 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:17,382 'cause, you know, it's gonna cling and pull up his T-shirt. 93 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:19,801 I'm actually just eating this apple. 94 00:04:19,884 --> 00:04:22,595 Cool. I don't really need to see Ethan shirtless, so... 95 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:24,305 Wait, Devi, are you feeling okay? 96 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:25,974 I've seen you leap a picnic table 97 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:28,217 to see a bus with the Thunder From Down Under ad on it. 98 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,852 - Ooh, it's happening. - Uh... 99 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:34,774 ♪ And everywhere I go ♪ 100 00:04:34,857 --> 00:04:38,194 ♪ I just can't get enough of you ♪ 101 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,612 Wait, I don't get it. 102 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:42,573 Did we all forget that he vandalized Devi's sport utility vehicle? 103 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:45,827 He didn't know it was Devi's. He thought it was a teacher's. 104 00:04:45,910 --> 00:04:48,288 Oh, you mean the underpaid heroes 105 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:50,456 we get the privilege of learning from every day? 106 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:52,333 Fab, I am on the rebound. 107 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:56,045 So if I wanna fantasize about being a degenerate's girlfriend, let me have it. 108 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:57,630 It occurred to Devi 109 00:04:57,714 --> 00:05:00,550 that maybe this was the answer to her current problem. 110 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:04,971 If Eleanor was Ethan's girlfriend, he'd be officially off-limits, 111 00:05:05,054 --> 00:05:08,433 and Devi's dreams could go back to just your normal teeth falling out, 112 00:05:08,516 --> 00:05:10,184 naked at school stuff. 113 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:11,978 - So you should just ask him out. - Really? 114 00:05:12,061 --> 00:05:13,354 - Mm-hmm. - Ah. 115 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:16,816 Maybe I'll invite him to my medieval jestering class tonight. 116 00:05:16,899 --> 00:05:20,820 Sure. Or there's, like, restaurants and stuff like that. 117 00:05:20,903 --> 00:05:22,655 But just go over there and... 118 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:24,824 talk to him. 119 00:05:24,907 --> 00:05:27,535 Yeah, okay. I... I could go... 120 00:05:27,618 --> 00:05:29,912 - Oh shit, he's coming towards us. Yeah. - What? 121 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:31,080 Yo, 'sup? 122 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:33,225 We're having a party at my place tonight or whatever. 123 00:05:33,249 --> 00:05:35,043 - Y'all should pull up. - Cool. 124 00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:38,713 Yeah. Yeah, that's great news because Eleanor here loves to party. 125 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:40,798 - Really? - Absolutely. 126 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:43,926 I'm like a one-woman disco inferno. 127 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:48,056 I don't know what that means, but all right, I'll see y'all tonight. 128 00:05:52,977 --> 00:05:56,356 Dude, corner office. Nice. 129 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:59,859 Oh. Although, it does smell like nards because of the locker room next door. 130 00:05:59,942 --> 00:06:02,028 - Yeah. You get used to it. - Uh-oh. 131 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:05,990 Picking up on a titch of melancholy. 132 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:08,659 - What's wrong, my number one rock star? - Nothing. 133 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:11,704 Do you think I made a mistake leaving college so soon? 134 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:14,415 Are you freaking joking? No way. 135 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:17,210 Look at you. You're getting paid to basically hang out with me. 136 00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:19,212 - What could be better? - I know, right? 137 00:06:19,295 --> 00:06:20,588 And college sucked, man. 138 00:06:20,671 --> 00:06:22,423 Everyone at ASU was a freaking douche, 139 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:25,385 and now that I'm here, it'll be just like old times, 140 00:06:25,468 --> 00:06:27,136 except without any homework. 141 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,764 - Well, that's the dream, baby. - Exactly. 142 00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:33,434 Sorry, it's just Devi kind of gave me a hard time about it, 143 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:34,936 and now I'm, like, in my head. 144 00:06:35,019 --> 00:06:37,688 Don't listen to Devi. She, like, almost killed an old grandma. 145 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:41,776 And she hangs out with people who break nice boys' hearts. 146 00:06:41,859 --> 00:06:43,945 - How you doing with that, man? - Oh, I'm cool. 147 00:06:44,028 --> 00:06:46,215 Yeah, I definitely don't look up at the sky every night, 148 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:48,783 wondering if Eleanor's looking at the same moon that I am. 149 00:06:49,283 --> 00:06:50,283 Or a different moon. 150 00:06:51,035 --> 00:06:52,412 Ah, I'm... I'm sorry, buddy. 151 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:54,664 I'm just glad that I have mi mejor amigo back. 152 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:56,307 And I heard about a huge party tonight. 153 00:06:56,332 --> 00:06:58,644 Let's roll in together and show them that the king is back. 154 00:06:58,668 --> 00:06:59,877 Hell yeah, man. 155 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:01,129 - Mm! - Mmm! 156 00:07:01,212 --> 00:07:03,423 But you gotta drive because my bicycle exploded. 157 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:04,841 How does that keep happening? 158 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:09,345 Good morning, Benjamin. 159 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:13,349 You're still giving me the silent treatment, then? 160 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:16,102 At the insistence of his girlfriend, Margot, 161 00:07:16,185 --> 00:07:18,521 Ben hadn't spoken to Devi all week, 162 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:20,106 which was really weird 163 00:07:20,189 --> 00:07:23,693 because even when they'd been mortal enemies, they'd still talk. 164 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:25,963 Hi, everyone. I'm Miss Thompson, 165 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:28,239 and I'll be taking over AP Lit for a little while, 166 00:07:28,322 --> 00:07:31,159 just until Dr. Keyes recovers from her hip and spine surgeries. 167 00:07:31,242 --> 00:07:34,412 Apparently, her bones shattered like glass on impact. 168 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:37,707 Anyways, sounds like you've been reading The Crucible. 169 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:38,790 It's one of my faves. 170 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:42,003 Did you know that although this play takes place in the 1600s, 171 00:07:42,086 --> 00:07:44,046 it was written as an allegory about McCarthyism? 172 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:48,134 So I'd like for you guys to pair up and discuss its relevancy today. 173 00:07:48,926 --> 00:07:51,053 Um, how about you two pair up? 174 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:54,724 - Well, I guess you have to talk to me now. - Fine. 175 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:57,768 So, Devi, why don't you tell me how you can relate to a story 176 00:07:57,852 --> 00:08:00,480 about falsely accusing someone and almost ruining their life? 177 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:03,149 Oh my God, I said I'm sorry. It was an honest mistake. 178 00:08:03,232 --> 00:08:05,672 And in my defense, it really seemed like she messed up my car. 179 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:06,652 That doesn't matter. 180 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:08,571 Ben, can't we just put this in the past? 181 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:11,449 Margot didn't get in trouble, and my car is fixed. Let's just move on. 182 00:08:11,532 --> 00:08:13,618 I'm sorry. This is just how it has to be for now. 183 00:08:13,701 --> 00:08:16,871 She doesn't have to be this threatened. She does know our sex was bad, right? 184 00:08:16,954 --> 00:08:18,164 Jesus. 185 00:08:18,247 --> 00:08:19,832 - Excuse me, Miss Thompson? - Yeah? 186 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:21,167 Can we get into bigger groups? 187 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:23,503 I... I am just dying to engage with more of my peers. 188 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:27,381 Oh, I love that. Yes, let's all pull our desks into a fun circle. 189 00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:39,185 Oh, Nalu! 190 00:08:39,268 --> 00:08:43,314 Let's go to a long, long movie, or I'm dying to see the Mexican Riviera. 191 00:08:43,397 --> 00:08:45,274 No need to pack. We'll shop when we get there. 192 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,068 What are you talking about? 193 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:49,434 Oh... 194 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:50,863 My God. 195 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:52,031 Okay. 196 00:08:52,114 --> 00:08:54,408 So you're probably wondering where the stairs are. 197 00:08:54,992 --> 00:08:57,954 Funny story. The stranger I hired put them in the trash. 198 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:00,164 Andres? 199 00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:02,750 So, it turns out that one step was the least of your problems. 200 00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:05,294 There was a much larger termite infestation at some point. 201 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:06,818 The whole staircase was about to go. 202 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:08,756 I'm gonna stop you right there, Mr. Ramos. 203 00:09:08,839 --> 00:09:11,759 I'm not an idiot. I know when someone is trying to upsell me. 204 00:09:11,842 --> 00:09:13,844 I'm really not trying to upsell you. 205 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:15,680 This was necessary for your family's safety. 206 00:09:15,763 --> 00:09:18,933 Oh, see, I'd be worried about your own safety if I were you. 207 00:09:19,016 --> 00:09:20,977 Okay. Before you send your husband after me... 208 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:22,500 Oh no, no. See, there is no husband. 209 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,730 I'm perfectly capable of slapping someone on my own. 210 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:25,731 Listen... 211 00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:28,901 I'm happy to put your stairs back up if you like to keep falling through them. 212 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:31,612 Otherwise, my crew will be here first thing in the morning 213 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:34,240 with wood that isn't 90% bug skeletons. Sound good? 214 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:39,203 ♪ You like designer, baby ♪ 215 00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:41,205 ♪ Well, I'm gonna show you Prada... ♪ 216 00:09:41,872 --> 00:09:43,958 Oh. Hi. 217 00:09:44,041 --> 00:09:45,041 Hey. 218 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:47,044 So how are you? 219 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:47,962 I'm good. 220 00:09:48,045 --> 00:09:49,964 I'm good. Ah, just chilling, so... 221 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:53,050 - Cool. I'm glad to hear that. - Yeah. 222 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:54,218 Um... 223 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:56,262 Well, I should probably go find Paxton. 224 00:09:56,345 --> 00:09:58,065 - Yeah. It... It was nice to talk... - Yeah. 225 00:09:58,139 --> 00:09:59,139 ...to you. 226 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:02,768 Hey, El. Sorry we're late. 227 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:05,438 Our Uber driver was, like, very scared of driving. 228 00:10:05,521 --> 00:10:08,899 - Have you talked to Ethan yet? - Uh, no, I haven't seen him. 229 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:10,818 Oh. Then go out there and find him... 230 00:10:10,901 --> 00:10:12,695 Hey. Glad y'all made it. 231 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:15,323 Mm-hmm. Yep, we are all here. 232 00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:17,992 Hi, Ethan. What a fête. 233 00:10:18,075 --> 00:10:20,786 I bought a bottle of vermouth. Where should I put it? 234 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:24,790 Probably next to the rest of the alcohol that's kind of in a pile behind you. 235 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:25,750 Cool. 236 00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:27,418 You know what? I can take it there. 237 00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:30,087 Yeah. Kinda wanna take a lap anyways, you know? 238 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:32,673 Holla at my homies. Maybe take a pee. Who knows? 239 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:34,425 Okay, you guys get it. See you in a bit. 240 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:41,098 - Yeah, you are. - No, it's not, I swear. 241 00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:51,484 ♪ Don't hula hoop it... ♪ 242 00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:54,278 Man, this party is exactly what I needed. 243 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,405 Amen. Sherman Oaks for life! 244 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:59,825 Whoo! Let's go! Yeah! Cricket's in town! 245 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:04,789 Yo, is my weed laced, or is that Paxton Hall-Yoshida? 246 00:11:04,872 --> 00:11:05,872 You back, dude? 247 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,625 It's freaking dope, man. You're a legend. 248 00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:10,228 Yeah, it's me, man. I don't know about that legend stuff though. 249 00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:11,170 Oh, I do. 250 00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:15,049 Let's freaking party, assholes! Yeah! 251 00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:23,724 Yo. 252 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,852 What are you doing out here? You think my party sucks? 253 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:29,980 No, not at all. Just getting some fresh air. 254 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:31,940 All right. 255 00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:37,321 Is it cool if I chill with you? 256 00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:39,155 Okay. 257 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:42,660 So Eleanor is pretty cool, huh? 258 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:44,954 I guess. 259 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,752 ♪ You're floating... ♪ 260 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:52,836 Wanna make out? 261 00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:56,006 ♪ Floating, you're floating ♪ 262 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,591 ♪ You're floating... ♪ 263 00:11:57,675 --> 00:12:00,511 I don't know if we should. 264 00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:02,346 ♪ You're floating, floating ♪ 265 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:03,597 ♪ Floating... ♪ 266 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,975 Well, A for effort. 267 00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:08,144 Devi? 268 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,897 Oh. Hey, Eleanor, we were actually just talking about you. 269 00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:20,322 El, wait. I'm so sorry. Just let me explain. 270 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:23,492 Explain what? The concept of betrayal? 271 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,035 I think Ethan likes me. 272 00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:26,912 He's been sending me vibes all week. 273 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:29,665 And I tried to stay away from it out of loyalty to you, but... 274 00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:32,126 I think I like him too. 275 00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:35,296 And I guess we couldn't fight it anymore, so he kissed me. 276 00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:38,007 - Cool story. He kissed me too. - Eh? 277 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:41,469 Fifteen minutes ago, right by the fridge, he also kissed me! 278 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:42,845 What? That asshole! 279 00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:46,015 What kind of person leads on two different people at the same party? 280 00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,683 Never mind, I am hearing it. 281 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,727 What's going on? Are you guys fighting? 282 00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:52,290 Am I misunderstanding you, and you're about to sing a cappella? 283 00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:55,816 Do not invoke my second favorite art form in this charade. 284 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,234 We're obviously fighting. 285 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:58,986 I just caught Devi kissing Ethan. 286 00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:01,947 What? But you were just kissing Ethan by the fridge. 287 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:05,659 Eleanor, I'm so sorry. I only did it because I thought there was a connection. 288 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:09,580 Oh, this sucks. We have never let a guy come between us before. 289 00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:12,416 And I get that it helps that I'm not attracted to any guys, 290 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,417 but come on, 291 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,711 we can't let dumb Ethan ruin your friendship. 292 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,422 Why doesn't everybody promise to stay away from him? 293 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,841 And once again, I do realize it's easiest for me. 294 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:23,469 I... I can do that. He's dead to me. 295 00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:26,096 I've already forgotten how good of a kisser he is. 296 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,557 Yeah, I guess I can avoid him too. 297 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:29,641 Great. 298 00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:33,020 Besties before testes. Okay, hug it out. 299 00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:36,649 All I'm saying is this is our opportunity to get an elevator. 300 00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:39,318 All right, Pati, I brought all of your favorite supplies 301 00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:41,904 so you don't have to keep climbing up that wobbly ladder. 302 00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:43,322 Devi, please spot me. 303 00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:46,617 Okay. All right. Engage your core, Pati. 304 00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:49,286 Mami, no! Get off that ladder. 305 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:52,581 Oh my God, where is this joker? It's been five days without stairs. 306 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:56,210 I'm not surprised he scammed us. His whole family's a bunch of con artists. 307 00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:58,420 I've called him repeatedly. I've heard nothing. 308 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:01,265 There must be a... a police division for negligent contractors, right? 309 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:02,442 I mean, th... there must be. 310 00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:06,554 Auntie, I'm looking at his Instagram, and it looks like he's at another job. 311 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:10,808 Ooh, I love that herringbone tiling he's doing. I wonder what color that is. 312 00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:12,508 How dare he leave us stairless 313 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,400 to go gallivanting with another person's house? 314 00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:15,688 Know what? I'm gonna call him, 315 00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:18,524 and I'm gonna leave his voicemail another piece of my mind. 316 00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:19,607 - Here. - Wha...? 317 00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:23,362 Got the address. He's at 4124 Arroyo Avenue in Calabasas. 318 00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:25,197 What? How'd you figure that out? 319 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,562 All you have to do is just check his tags, who tagged him, 320 00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:29,743 then the geotags, then cross-reference with Venmos... 321 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:33,539 - Have you guys never used a phone before? - Gen Z is scary. 322 00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:36,208 Morning, staff. I'll try to make this brief. 323 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:37,626 First order of business. 324 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,461 I'd like to officially welcome back 325 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:42,840 Mr. Paxton Hall-Yoshida, who'll be joining the Athletics Department. 326 00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:43,757 'Sup? 327 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:47,511 And I'd like to also introduce our new sub, Lindsay Thompson. 328 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,930 Yes, I actually just finished college. 329 00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,807 And I'm excited to educate some young minds. 330 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,769 That's cute. Bless your heart. 331 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:59,398 All right, and lastly, the Cricket costume is still missing, 332 00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:01,442 and we obviously cannot buy a new one. 333 00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:03,110 I mean, look at this rat hole. 334 00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:04,904 So any new tips would be appreciated. 335 00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:07,781 Uh, I kind of overheard some of my swimmers 336 00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:10,034 saying that the cricket might have been borrowed 337 00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:12,620 for a non-school-related, uh, beer party, 338 00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:17,166 and it might be under the bleachers covered in p-puke. 339 00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:19,084 Terrific. 340 00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:22,421 Don, get me my rubber gloves. We're headed to the bleachers. 341 00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:24,256 All right, meeting adjourned. 342 00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:28,594 Hey, I'm Lindsay. 343 00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:30,179 So you used to go here? 344 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:31,931 Oh yeah. I just graduated. 345 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:35,059 Cool. It must be crazy coming back to your high school as a teacher. 346 00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:37,436 Mmm... Not really. It's basically the same. 347 00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:38,562 Seriously? 348 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:41,690 I mean, you don't feel like an old loser yet? No one's roasted you? 349 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:45,903 Uh, no. But I don't think anyone here would roast me, so... 350 00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:48,697 Give it time. You think you're a respected role model one minute, 351 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,842 the next, some twerp tells you you have weird thumbs, 352 00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:52,743 and now you don't know how to hold chalk. 353 00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:54,596 - That sucks. - Yeah. 354 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,164 But yeah, once again, I'm not really worried about that. 355 00:15:57,247 --> 00:16:01,043 This is gonna sound braggy and weird, but I kind of own the school a little bit. 356 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,836 Okay, well, good for you. 357 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:06,173 But if anything changes, you know where to find me. 358 00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:07,716 Thanks. 359 00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:12,096 Devi had kept her promise to Eleanor 360 00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:15,641 and had successfully avoided Ethan all week at school. 361 00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:17,893 But like most hot guys, 362 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:21,689 Ethan was blissfully unaware of the drama surrounding him, 363 00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:24,149 and he had no idea he was being avoided. 364 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:27,194 Hey. It was, uh, pretty fun hanging out at my party, huh? 365 00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:28,277 Kind of. 366 00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:32,658 Until I found out that you kissed my best friend right before you kissed me. 367 00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:34,743 Oh shit. You found out about that? 368 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,078 Listen, I... I didn't plan it. 369 00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:39,289 But I saw you sitting outside, and I was like, 370 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,583 "Damn, I kinda wanna kiss her right now." 371 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:42,918 So I did. 372 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,713 Damn, his logic is flawless. 373 00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:48,757 You should come out to the parking lot during lunch. 374 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,926 I'll be skating. I'll do a trick for you. 375 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,177 Okay. 376 00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,267 It's because of Devi. 377 00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:03,105 I'll just sit back here so that Devi doesn't try to make conversation with me. 378 00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:05,441 Babe, you know I don't care if you talk to her, right? 379 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,943 This whole silent treatment thing was your idea. 380 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,195 I know because it's just easier this way. 381 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,364 She just always complicates things. 382 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,676 If you say so, my high-strung king. 383 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,869 - I'll see you after class. - Okay. 384 00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:22,249 Well, that was a gut punch if I ever felt one. 385 00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:23,792 Someone's self-esteem 386 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:27,004 might need a little skater-boy pick-me-up after that. 387 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,676 Oh yeah! 388 00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:35,971 ♪ Floating, you're floating ♪ 389 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,848 ♪ You're floating ♪ 390 00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:40,893 ♪ You're, you're, you're floating ♪ 391 00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:43,062 ♪ You're floating, floating ♪ 392 00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:46,023 Eleanor? What are you doing here? 393 00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:48,525 Uh, nothing. I love alternative athletics. 394 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,152 Oh, cut the shit, El. 395 00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:52,996 You're here to hang out with Ethan after you promised me you wouldn't. 396 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,490 So? So are you, apparently. 397 00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,867 Uh... Nuh-uh. I'm out here tryin' to get sunshine 398 00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:59,012 because my vitamin D levels are friggin' low as hell. 399 00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:02,206 Uh-huh, yeah, the only D you're jonesing for is Ethan's. 400 00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:05,417 Okay, fine. Let's just admit that we both still like him. 401 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,961 - How are we gonna solve this? - Simple. You give him to me. 402 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:11,799 I liked him first. I kissed him first, and I just got dumped, so I need this. 403 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:12,883 Okay, what? 404 00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:14,927 If anyone needs this, it's me. 405 00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:18,305 You got dumped by a guy who loved you so much that he proposed to you 406 00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:21,809 after a meaningful relationship and tons of amazing sex. 407 00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:23,352 The person who took my virginity 408 00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:25,646 ditched me for someone else and won't even speak to me. 409 00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:28,065 And frankly, these first few weeks of my senior year 410 00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:29,358 have been one real mother– 411 00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:33,862 You kissed somebody already? 412 00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:42,037 Well, well, well. 413 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,997 Hello, KTLA Live at 5. 414 00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:47,084 We are submitting some hard hitting footage for your Scambusters segment. 415 00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:49,336 What is going on? What... What are you doing here? 416 00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:50,879 - Kamala, is he in focus? - Yes. 417 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,763 And not in slow motion like when we practiced. 418 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,591 Great. This man behind me has left 419 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:57,928 a multi-generational household of women stairless for nearly a week. 420 00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:00,806 Please, there's no reason to send anything to Scambusters. 421 00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:03,100 - Can... Can we just talk about this? - Fine. 422 00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:04,768 Camera's gonna be still rolling. 423 00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:06,979 Uh, did you just think you could take advantage of me 424 00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:09,648 because I'm some lowly widow who can't stand up for herself? 425 00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:11,400 I didn't know you were a widow. 426 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,485 I assumed you were divorced because of your... 427 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:15,278 personality. 428 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:17,656 That's very rude. 429 00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:20,951 - I was planning on coming back next week. - Ne... Next week? 430 00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:23,370 We are three women who are now sharing one bathroom. 431 00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:26,165 Everything is clogged, Andres. Everything. 432 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,458 Listen, I'm not unprofessional, okay? 433 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,002 I just happen to be a little... 434 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,421 spiteful. 435 00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:36,133 I guess I'm still a little mad about what went down between our girls. 436 00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:38,969 Margot is a sensitive kid, and I'm raising her on my own. 437 00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:40,596 You're raising her on your own? 438 00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:42,931 My wife ran off in the middle of the night 439 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,642 to open an erotic toy store in Las Vegas with her new boyfriend. 440 00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,366 My story's a little different than yours. 441 00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:49,021 Hey, I'm going to stop filming now. 442 00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:51,064 I think it's starting to feel a little invasive. 443 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,817 I'm sorry, uh, that that happened to you, Andres, 444 00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:57,321 and I am sorry about the way Devi treated your daughter. 445 00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,990 But I really do need those stairs. 446 00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:04,036 Yeah. I promise I'll be there first thing tomorrow. 447 00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:17,174 - You can have him. - What? 448 00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:19,218 Ethan, he's yours. 449 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,928 I don't even really like him. 450 00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:24,181 I think I just missed Trent and wanted a distraction. 451 00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:28,518 Aw. El, I'm so sorry. Why don't you tell Trent how you feel? 452 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,938 I can't. You should have seen the way he looked today 453 00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:32,856 after he heard that I kissed Ethan. 454 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:36,235 I haven't seen him look that hurt since he fell off the Hollywood sign. 455 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,737 I bet he misses you just as much as you miss him. 456 00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:42,074 I do think about him a lot, especially at night. 457 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:47,120 Like, sometimes, I wonder if we're both looking at the moon at the same time. 458 00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:51,708 Anyway, uh, I'm sorry things have been tough for you. 459 00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:54,002 That stuff with Ben really sucks. 460 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,588 Yeah, it's not great. 461 00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,507 You deserve to have some fun. 462 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:01,218 And I feel like Ethan knows how to have some fun. 463 00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:04,346 Like, sexually. I don't think he's a hobby guy. 464 00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:06,014 Yeah. Yeah. 465 00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:10,727 - Are you sure you're really cool with it? - You have my official blessing. 466 00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:14,514 Thanks, El. You're a really good friend. You know that? 467 00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:18,485 Well, one day you can give me one of your lovers, and we'll be even. 468 00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:19,736 Mmm. 469 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:20,904 It's a deal. 470 00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:22,364 All right. 471 00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,534 How could she move on so fast? 472 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:27,911 Has she completely forgotten about me? 473 00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:31,456 What about the time we Lady and the Tramp'ed that Sour Straw? 474 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:32,916 Did that mean nothing to her? 475 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,626 Dude, I'm so sorry. 476 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:38,505 Looks like I'm not only a super senior, but also a mega-cuck. 477 00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:40,090 Hey, come on, man. 478 00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:42,509 Look, you're not gonna feel like this forever. 479 00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:43,677 I promise you, bro. 480 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,179 All right, I'm gonna grab my bag. I'll be right back. 481 00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:49,433 Did you guys see that Paxton was here for the weekend? 482 00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:52,477 But it turns out he's actually working at the school now. 483 00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:55,063 It's, like... It's, like, freaking pathetic. 484 00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:04,740 Hey. 485 00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:06,700 You good? I saw you got bonked by Shrimp. 486 00:22:06,783 --> 00:22:09,494 Ah. Yeah, no, it wasn't that big of a deal. 487 00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:12,706 Kids said you flew through the air, and they thought you were dead. 488 00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:14,916 Is there a reason why you're waiting by my car or... 489 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,878 Oh, yeah, I just, you know, want to make sure you're okay. 490 00:22:19,087 --> 00:22:21,590 And see if you... 491 00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:23,216 ...maybe wanted to hang out? 492 00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:25,427 Okay. 493 00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:27,679 Only if you don't kiss my friends though. 494 00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:29,848 And girls who aren't my friends. 495 00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:32,851 I would just prefer being the only person you're kissing. 496 00:22:32,934 --> 00:22:35,187 Okay, tough, but fair. 497 00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:38,357 I don't know if you noticed, I grew like a foot over the summer. 498 00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:40,734 Yeah, dude, she noticed. 499 00:22:40,817 --> 00:22:43,820 And I guess girls are into me now, or whatever, 500 00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:46,573 so... I got a little greedy. 501 00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:49,242 But I like you. 502 00:22:49,826 --> 00:22:50,869 I like you too. 503 00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:54,539 So yeah, I can chill out on all the kissing stuff. 504 00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:56,875 Except for... 505 00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:00,044 ...you.