1 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:50,439 Good morning, baby girl. 2 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:55,944 Now, baby, I got to go to work. 3 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:59,698 So, I thought that this salt bath... 4 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:01,617 would help with your soreness. 5 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,480 I love you. 6 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:38,654 Enjoy your bath. 7 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,581 I know, mom. 8 00:04:51,542 --> 00:04:52,960 Yeah. 9 00:04:56,547 --> 00:04:58,757 Soon. 10 00:05:02,177 --> 00:05:03,554 OK. 11 00:05:03,595 --> 00:05:06,139 OK, bye. 12 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:08,267 - Hey! Hi. - Hey, guys. 13 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:09,518 Let's go. 14 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:10,978 Where are we going? 15 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:12,187 It's a surprise. 16 00:05:12,271 --> 00:05:13,313 I'm afraid. 17 00:05:13,397 --> 00:05:15,357 Oh, wait, I have to get my purse. 18 00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:17,025 We got you covered. Come on, girl. 19 00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:19,069 No, I can't leave without my phone. 20 00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:30,789 I am so glad you came. 21 00:05:30,873 --> 00:05:33,542 What do you mean? You guys kidnapped me. 22 00:05:33,584 --> 00:05:34,668 Well, you deserve it... 23 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:35,669 and so do I. 24 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:37,588 All that running around with my 2 kids. 25 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:40,048 How are my niece and my nephew anyway? 26 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:41,884 They are wonderful... 27 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:44,428 but you know we had to move in with Madea. 28 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:45,929 Neither one of these baby daddies... 29 00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:46,930 is paying child support. 30 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:48,557 Triflin'. You know. 31 00:05:48,599 --> 00:05:51,101 It's OK. I'm doing what I gotta do. 32 00:05:51,143 --> 00:05:52,519 That's a black woman's motto. 33 00:05:52,603 --> 00:05:54,897 We don't always do what we want to do... 34 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:57,232 but we always do what we have to do. 35 00:05:57,274 --> 00:05:59,276 You should've let me bring my purse. 36 00:05:59,318 --> 00:06:01,069 You guys can't afford all this. 37 00:06:01,153 --> 00:06:04,031 Lisa, we wanted to do something special for you. 38 00:06:04,114 --> 00:06:05,991 Will you relax? We got it. 39 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:07,701 Hi. 40 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:11,413 Hey. 41 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:13,749 I'm Frankie Henderson. 42 00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:15,626 You ride my bus all the time. 43 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:16,793 The number 9. 44 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,420 Right. 45 00:06:18,462 --> 00:06:19,755 Is this your gym? 46 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:22,591 No, I just dropped off a painting. 47 00:06:22,674 --> 00:06:26,178 Well, it was good to see you again. 48 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:30,390 Look, I was just wondering... 49 00:06:30,474 --> 00:06:33,268 would you like to go out with me sometime? 50 00:06:35,354 --> 00:06:36,605 I wrote my number down... 51 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:38,607 and I know this place maybe... 52 00:06:38,649 --> 00:06:40,776 You are bold. 53 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:43,320 You're gonna ask her out right in front of us? 54 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,447 You know we're gonna talk about you, right? 55 00:06:45,531 --> 00:06:48,158 Yeah, well... 56 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:49,785 now that I'm officially embarrassed... 57 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:52,621 Excuse me. I'm her sister. 58 00:06:52,704 --> 00:06:54,957 She'll be calling you. 59 00:06:58,168 --> 00:06:59,253 Good. 60 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:01,463 All right, bye. 61 00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:05,467 Bye. 62 00:07:05,509 --> 00:07:06,802 Lisa! 63 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:09,471 Looks like somebody's got a secret admirer. 64 00:07:09,513 --> 00:07:11,974 Oh, please. You are taking this number. 65 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:14,518 No, you didn't! 66 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:15,727 Yes, I did. 67 00:07:15,811 --> 00:07:16,854 What did he say? 68 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:19,648 What could he say? He had to come clean. 69 00:07:19,731 --> 00:07:21,859 He was married. 70 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:23,861 I am so sick of dating. 71 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:26,071 And ya'll want me to go on a date. 72 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:27,865 'Cause you need to. 73 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:30,075 You haven't been out in two years. 74 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:31,410 Don't worry about me. 75 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:32,828 Let's talk about you. 76 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:34,496 In less than ninety days... 77 00:07:34,580 --> 00:07:36,081 you're gonna be marrying... 78 00:07:36,165 --> 00:07:37,749 one of the most eligible bachelors in Atlanta. 79 00:07:37,833 --> 00:07:39,001 And he's rich? 80 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:40,627 What did you say he do again? 81 00:07:40,711 --> 00:07:41,962 He's an investment banker. 82 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:44,214 Yeah, my mom introduced me to him last year. 83 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:46,508 I don't even know what an investment banker does... 84 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:49,928 but he must be doing it very well. 85 00:07:50,012 --> 00:07:51,847 Living here on the 30th floor. 86 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:54,183 I gotta check my phone. 87 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:55,809 Just a second. 88 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,022 Who can that be? 89 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:02,316 I don't know. You better get it. 90 00:08:03,609 --> 00:08:05,068 Oh. 91 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:06,862 Are you Miss Lisa Breaux? 92 00:08:06,904 --> 00:08:07,946 Yes, I am. 93 00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:09,031 May I come in? 94 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:11,074 Yeah, sure. 95 00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:20,375 What's going on? 96 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:21,710 You... 97 00:08:21,752 --> 00:08:24,087 are under arrest. 98 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:25,380 Oh... 99 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,468 No, no, no. Stop, stop, stop. 100 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:31,136 No, no. Just stop. 101 00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:32,346 - Just enjoy it. - Really! 102 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:35,349 No, really, you have to go. 103 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:37,809 No, no, no, no, no, you have to... 104 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:40,604 - Girl... - Please stop that! 105 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:43,273 I should've cashed my check. 106 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:48,237 You have to stop this right now. 107 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,949 OK, OK. Just stop! 108 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,245 Hi, honey. 109 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:16,306 Hi. I am so sorry. This was... 110 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:18,100 this was our idea. 111 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:19,434 It was all your idea. 112 00:09:19,518 --> 00:09:21,186 Oh, don't be silly. 113 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:23,438 - Don't be silly. - I'm Vanessa. 114 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:26,066 I'm Lisa's sister. It's really good to meet you. 115 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:27,359 - This is your sister? - Yeah. 116 00:09:27,442 --> 00:09:29,152 Come here. So you're family, family, family. 117 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:31,196 Come here. 118 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,073 Well, hey, hey. You guys carry on. 119 00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:34,157 Do your thing, brother. 120 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:35,450 All right. 121 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:37,911 Have a good time. 122 00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:39,663 OK. Put the music back on. 123 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:42,416 No, no, no. You guys have to go. 124 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:43,959 Why? He said it was OK. 125 00:09:44,001 --> 00:09:46,003 Donna, look what she got back there. 126 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:48,422 She don't need this. Come on! 127 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:50,299 Whatever. 128 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:52,426 I paid you for a full dance... 129 00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:54,928 so we gonna finish at my house. 130 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:01,310 It was really good spending time with you. 131 00:10:01,351 --> 00:10:02,477 Thank you. 132 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:04,354 Love you. Love you too. 133 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:09,193 OK, bye. See you guys! Bye! 134 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:10,736 - Call us! - I will! OK. 135 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,209 What you doing bringing him in my house? 136 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:26,543 And I've been calling you. 137 00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:27,961 I've been calling you all day. 138 00:10:28,045 --> 00:10:30,047 I left my phone here. 139 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:33,217 You love making me angry, don't you? 140 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,594 I think you do this on purpose. 141 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:37,971 You see how nice your life could be... 142 00:10:38,055 --> 00:10:40,349 if you just do what I say? 143 00:10:43,602 --> 00:10:44,603 Fix your hair. 144 00:11:22,975 --> 00:11:24,268 Mrs. Breaux. 145 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:25,769 Victor. 146 00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:26,895 You look fantastic. 147 00:11:26,937 --> 00:11:28,188 Thank you. 148 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,941 Hello. Hi. 149 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,693 - You look wonderful. - Thanks. 150 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,448 Sweetie, my darling. 151 00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:42,202 Thank you. 152 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,789 Well, I just came... 153 00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:47,791 from my mother-of- the-bride dress fitting... 154 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:52,045 and the gown is gorgeous! 155 00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:54,047 That B. Michael is a genius. 156 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:57,551 Sit up straight, dear. 157 00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,345 What is wrong with you? 158 00:12:00,429 --> 00:12:03,265 You're so mopey when you should be so excited. 159 00:12:03,307 --> 00:12:05,225 Well, I'm not, Mom. 160 00:12:05,309 --> 00:12:08,729 I know. You just have cold feet, that's all. 161 00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:09,938 That's normal. 162 00:12:10,022 --> 00:12:11,773 He hits me. 163 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,903 When? 164 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,989 Often. 165 00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,787 Well, you must stop doing what you're doing... 166 00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:27,831 to make him angry. 167 00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:29,124 What? 168 00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:34,213 Women sometimes have to deal with things... 169 00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:35,797 to be comfortable. 170 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,511 Mom, listen... 171 00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:42,554 You listen. 172 00:12:42,638 --> 00:12:44,640 Now it's time for you to grow up. 173 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:47,267 Of course you're gonna marry him. 174 00:12:47,351 --> 00:12:48,936 What else are you gonna do... 175 00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:50,979 work in a bridal shop like your sister? 176 00:12:51,063 --> 00:12:53,315 Now, just be a good wife. 177 00:12:53,357 --> 00:12:55,859 Do what the man says... 178 00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:58,362 and you won't have any problems. 179 00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:00,030 Waiter! 180 00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:02,699 Yes, ma'am? 181 00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:05,494 I will have the salad with bleu cheese... 182 00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:07,037 and no bacon, please. 183 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,330 What would you like, darling? 184 00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:12,334 Now, why were you stealing? 185 00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:14,503 'Cause I was hungry. 186 00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,213 What happened to your other foster parents? 187 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,381 They don't care. 188 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,883 They didn't even know that I was gone. 189 00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:21,718 Have a seat until I can get... 190 00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:23,220 a representative here from child welfare. 191 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,513 Call the next case. 192 00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:26,807 City of Atlanta versus Mabel Simmons. 193 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:33,856 Madea! 194 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:36,608 What are you up to now? 195 00:13:36,692 --> 00:13:38,777 She took off her house arrest bracelet. 196 00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:41,238 You better have a good reason for taking it off... 197 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:44,700 because I have a good mind to send you to jail right now. 198 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:45,826 Actually, she does. 199 00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:47,661 She takes care of my elderly father... 200 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:50,164 and, he was sick, and she needed to get... 201 00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:51,665 Oh, I don't believe that crap. 202 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,167 You don't know how to lie. 203 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,544 What kind of lawyer don't know how to lie? 204 00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:56,879 Lie and lawyer go together. 205 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,505 Lie-awyer, lie-awyer. 206 00:13:58,589 --> 00:14:00,507 Do you take care of his father? 207 00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:01,842 Yes, I have to though... 208 00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:04,052 'cause ain't nobody else gonna take care of him. 209 00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:06,096 That's my only brother, and I take care... 210 00:14:06,138 --> 00:14:07,514 of his kids when he has court... 211 00:14:07,598 --> 00:14:08,724 and I take care of my great-niece... 212 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,267 and her children. 213 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,602 They at my house too... 214 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,896 'cause I open my house up to anybody in need. 215 00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:15,522 They can come to my house... 216 00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:16,607 get a good meal, everything. 217 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,358 That's why I can't be tied down. 218 00:14:18,442 --> 00:14:20,903 I have to be going to the store and stuff. 219 00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:22,946 I feed the homeless and help the hungry. 220 00:14:22,988 --> 00:14:25,407 I'm going out in the highways and by-ways 221 00:14:25,449 --> 00:14:27,659 and doing what the lord told me to do. 222 00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:29,286 Praise him. Thank you, Jesus. 223 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,704 Does she watch your kids? 224 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:31,788 She's actually really good. 225 00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:33,081 She's a big disciplinarian though... 226 00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:35,417 but they have a lot of respect for her. 227 00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:36,543 Really? 228 00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:39,546 Stand up, Nikki. 229 00:14:42,508 --> 00:14:44,259 Mabel Simmons... 230 00:14:44,343 --> 00:14:46,970 since you can't seem to act like you have any sense... 231 00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:48,472 except if you're caring for somebody... 232 00:14:48,514 --> 00:14:50,933 meet Nikki Grady. 233 00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:53,560 You're her new foster mother. 234 00:14:53,644 --> 00:14:54,978 The hell I am. 235 00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:56,438 Hell, no! 236 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:59,024 It's a reason why God put a woman through menopause. 237 00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:01,401 I'm past 60, honey. You know what that mean? 238 00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:02,694 Madea, calm down. 239 00:15:02,778 --> 00:15:04,196 Ain't supposed to be bothered with no bad kids. 240 00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:05,322 I will kill that little girl. 241 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,823 I don't know her. 242 00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:08,742 She might be one of them Sandinistas or something. 243 00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:09,743 She might be... 244 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:12,412 So? You ugly anyway, old lady. 245 00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:14,790 She trying to get me the electric chair already. 246 00:15:14,832 --> 00:15:16,875 Either you're her foster mother... 247 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,752 or you're a prison mother. 248 00:15:18,836 --> 00:15:21,380 I'll take the prison for 200, Alex. 249 00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:22,965 Lock me up. I'd rather be... 250 00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:24,132 in Martha Stewart's old cell... 251 00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:25,300 fighting for my virginity... 252 00:15:25,384 --> 00:15:27,553 than to be sitting there dealing with this. 253 00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:31,056 She'll be a great foster mother, your honor. 254 00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:36,937 This a Benz. What kind of drugs you sell? 255 00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:42,317 I don't sell drugs. 256 00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:43,819 I'm a lawyer. 257 00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:47,239 You get the drug dealers off. 258 00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:49,908 That ain't no way to talk to no grown person... 259 00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:50,993 and stop poppin' that gum. 260 00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:52,536 Don't tell me what to do. 261 00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:55,831 Madea. 262 00:15:55,873 --> 00:15:57,166 You better get her. 263 00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:58,792 She don't know who she's talking to. 264 00:15:58,876 --> 00:16:00,502 You better ask somebody, honey. 265 00:16:00,544 --> 00:16:03,964 You know, the kids are doing well. 266 00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:06,258 Yeah, and Deborah... how's she doing? 267 00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:09,678 She's doing good, 15 months clean. 268 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:12,389 Good. I thought I was gonna have to hide my purse... 269 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,683 at the family reunion, 'cause she used to steal. 270 00:16:14,725 --> 00:16:16,393 No, you won't have to do that. 271 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,354 So, where's it gonna be this year? 272 00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:20,689 Gonna be at Aunt Ruby's. 273 00:16:20,731 --> 00:16:23,734 Little girl, I'm gonna ask you one more time... 274 00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:26,195 to stop popping that gum. 275 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:28,488 Whatever. 276 00:16:28,572 --> 00:16:32,784 You going to Lisa's wedding? 277 00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:35,996 Yeah, I'm going. 278 00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:38,165 I tell you, that Vanessa's been wearing me out... 279 00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:39,541 asking me about I'm going. 280 00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:42,002 Little girl, if you don't stop popping that gum... 281 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,962 Look! If you touch me... 282 00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:45,881 I'm gonna call 911. 283 00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:48,258 My daughter tried that. I hit her so hard... 284 00:16:48,342 --> 00:16:50,260 she dialed 9-9-10. 285 00:16:50,302 --> 00:16:52,679 You don't know me. I'll whip an old woman. 286 00:16:52,763 --> 00:16:54,556 What? Who the hell you talking to? 287 00:16:54,598 --> 00:16:55,891 I'm talking to you. 288 00:16:57,851 --> 00:16:58,894 You think I'm playing? 289 00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:06,151 You ain't got no sense! Calm down! 290 00:17:06,235 --> 00:17:07,903 - Calm down! - Shut up! Shut up! 291 00:17:07,945 --> 00:17:10,572 Now sit in that seat and put the seat belt on. 292 00:17:10,656 --> 00:17:12,908 You better put that seat belt on right now! 293 00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:21,625 What the hell is wrong with these children today... 294 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:22,918 but, I set 'em straight. 295 00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:25,128 I'm from the old school, and I will beat... 296 00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,589 the hell out of you first and ask questions later. 297 00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:29,967 If you don't know how to get in line... 298 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,260 I will get you in line. 299 00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,303 Remind me to never leave my kids with you again. 300 00:17:35,264 --> 00:17:37,099 Are you ready? 301 00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:39,726 Welcome to your wedding, darling. 302 00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:42,938 I thought since he proposed to you in Paris... 303 00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:45,232 we'd give it a Parisian theme. 304 00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:47,192 The Eiffel tower... 305 00:17:47,276 --> 00:17:49,194 an orchestra... 306 00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:51,530 flowers flown in from Paris. 307 00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:52,698 The only wedding... 308 00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:55,450 Wow, you can do all this? 309 00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:59,079 Oh, yes, darling, I can get it done. 310 00:17:59,163 --> 00:18:01,373 I like that one. 311 00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,667 Well, this is Tomojio's design. 312 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,502 He's my favorite, as well. 313 00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:08,797 Now, his bid is a little on the expensive side... 314 00:18:08,839 --> 00:18:10,299 but he is worth it. 315 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,467 We want him. 316 00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:15,220 Good. 317 00:18:16,847 --> 00:18:20,642 This will be the wedding to rival all weddings. 318 00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:23,854 I'll get Tomojio on the line... 319 00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:26,315 and let him know you're going with his design. 320 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:36,241 Madea is having a family reunion... 321 00:18:36,325 --> 00:18:38,327 and we're going. 322 00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:40,329 I know. I heard. 323 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:41,955 You know we don't fraternize, darling. 324 00:18:42,039 --> 00:18:43,790 Mom, this is our family... 325 00:18:43,874 --> 00:18:46,585 and it'll be good for you to see your grandkids. 326 00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:49,129 I don't want to see those little bastards. 327 00:18:49,213 --> 00:18:51,840 Mom! You will not talk about my children that way. 328 00:18:51,882 --> 00:18:53,842 I swear, Vanessa... 329 00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:56,178 all the opportunities we afforded you... 330 00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:58,805 you have managed to throw every one of them away. 331 00:18:58,889 --> 00:19:00,224 You're just like your father. 332 00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:01,558 Because Lisa's father had money... 333 00:19:01,642 --> 00:19:03,227 he was better than mine? 334 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:04,645 Your father was a musician... 335 00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:06,063 who tried to ruin my life... 336 00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:07,481 is what I meant. 337 00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:09,066 Now, he threw his life away... 338 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:10,442 and you are doing the same. 339 00:19:10,526 --> 00:19:12,277 You took the easy way out and married that evil... 340 00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:16,156 All you wanted was his money. 341 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:19,535 You will watch your mouth. 342 00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:21,161 That man did everything he could... 343 00:19:21,245 --> 00:19:22,371 for you and your sister... 344 00:19:22,454 --> 00:19:25,207 and it wasn't easy, asking him to take you in... 345 00:19:25,249 --> 00:19:27,751 and you tried with all your might... 346 00:19:27,835 --> 00:19:29,294 to destroy my marriage. 347 00:19:29,378 --> 00:19:31,171 And now you will not talk about... 348 00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:32,422 my late husband in that manner. 349 00:19:32,506 --> 00:19:35,050 You are so wicked. 350 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:36,426 You're gonna rot in hell. 351 00:19:36,510 --> 00:19:39,179 I vacation there. 352 00:19:45,978 --> 00:19:48,438 Who told you you know how to fix a lawnmower? 353 00:19:48,522 --> 00:19:51,275 Uncle Joe, I know what I'm doing, all right? 354 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,568 I've fixed lawnmowers before. 355 00:19:52,651 --> 00:19:55,279 That ain't right. You got to look here, boy. 356 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,905 Get on out of the way. 357 00:19:56,989 --> 00:19:59,074 You got to work on the auxiliary carburetor. 358 00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:01,743 This is the spark plug. 359 00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:02,828 You need the auxiliary... 360 00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:04,580 This is the auxiliary carburetor... 361 00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:06,290 and everything run through the auxiliary carburetor... 362 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,749 going on down to the engine. 363 00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:09,626 You see? All you need to do... 364 00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:11,420 is tap that to get it in line. 365 00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:12,588 See? 366 00:20:13,964 --> 00:20:15,632 I'm 'a tell Mabel you broke it. 367 00:20:15,716 --> 00:20:16,717 Wait now, Mr. Jones. 368 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,677 I'm tell her you did it. 369 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:22,222 Hey, Isaac broke your lawnmower. 370 00:20:22,306 --> 00:20:23,891 - I did not. - Yeah, you did. 371 00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:25,100 You did. He broke it. 372 00:20:25,184 --> 00:20:27,144 How you doin', Isaac? Good to see you. 373 00:20:27,186 --> 00:20:29,146 How you doin', Madea? 374 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,856 What's going on, man? How you doin'? 375 00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:32,399 Hey, Brian. 376 00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:34,151 - How are you? - Good, good. 377 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:37,112 I was sure hoping they would lock you the hell up. 378 00:20:37,154 --> 00:20:39,448 Only thing locked up 'round here is your bowels. 379 00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:40,699 Now shut the hell up. 380 00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:42,701 How you doin', Daddy? 381 00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:44,036 Hey, Brian. Hey, uh, Tiffany... 382 00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:45,496 How you doin'? 383 00:20:45,579 --> 00:20:47,289 Daddy, this is not my daughter. 384 00:20:47,331 --> 00:20:48,624 They all look alike to me. 385 00:20:48,707 --> 00:20:49,791 Who it's for? 386 00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:51,251 Madea is her new foster mother. 387 00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:52,711 You're gonna have a house guest. 388 00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:55,130 That child ain't staying here. 389 00:20:55,214 --> 00:20:56,215 You can't stay here. 390 00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:57,883 Go back to where you came from. 391 00:20:57,966 --> 00:20:59,426 You can't stay in this house. 392 00:20:59,510 --> 00:21:01,011 Bad enough you let that gal... 393 00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:02,387 move in here with them two babies... 394 00:21:02,471 --> 00:21:03,514 making all that racket... 395 00:21:03,597 --> 00:21:05,182 all day long, now you brought her. 396 00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:06,600 Every time I send you somewhere... 397 00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:07,726 you come back with somethin'. 398 00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:08,894 Take it back. We don't want it. 399 00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:10,646 Return to sender. 400 00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,481 I remember I sent you somewhere too... 401 00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:13,815 and you came back with somethin'. 402 00:21:13,899 --> 00:21:14,858 You still itchin'? 403 00:21:14,942 --> 00:21:16,318 Yo' mama. 404 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,362 Hell. That's my mama too, ain't it? 405 00:21:18,403 --> 00:21:20,280 Don't say that in front of this child. 406 00:21:20,364 --> 00:21:21,323 Come in the house. 407 00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:22,699 I'll show you where you're sleeping. 408 00:21:22,783 --> 00:21:24,785 Daddy, you gotta stop being so mean. 409 00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:27,120 I wish I had been mean to your mama. 410 00:21:27,204 --> 00:21:28,705 Then I wouldn't be sitting here... 411 00:21:28,789 --> 00:21:30,916 Iooking at you right now. 412 00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:33,710 That's crazy as hell, all these people in this house. 413 00:21:33,794 --> 00:21:35,212 I'm gonna call the fire marshal. 414 00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:37,047 That is against the law! 415 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,382 I'm gonna need some weed... 416 00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:40,551 to be dealing with all these people in here. 417 00:21:40,634 --> 00:21:42,135 Babies crying every five minutes. 418 00:21:42,219 --> 00:21:43,554 Hell! 419 00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:08,412 How you doin'? 420 00:22:12,249 --> 00:22:14,626 Why, thanks, I'm fine. 421 00:22:25,262 --> 00:22:26,597 My heart's all better... 422 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,808 from you shooting me down the other day. 423 00:22:29,892 --> 00:22:31,852 You still haven't called a brother. 424 00:22:34,605 --> 00:22:36,565 You still have my number? 425 00:22:38,483 --> 00:22:41,236 Yes? No? 426 00:22:41,278 --> 00:22:43,238 Maybe? 427 00:22:46,283 --> 00:22:48,660 What do you keep writing in that pad? 428 00:22:48,744 --> 00:22:51,288 Why? 429 00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:52,956 I'm just wondering. 430 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,917 Poetry. 431 00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:56,043 Poetry, wow. 432 00:22:56,126 --> 00:22:57,544 You're a poet? 433 00:22:57,628 --> 00:22:59,922 Will you just drive this bus, please, man? 434 00:23:08,597 --> 00:23:10,849 You know, I like poetry too. 435 00:23:10,933 --> 00:23:12,100 Check this out. 436 00:23:12,142 --> 00:23:14,228 Roses are red... 437 00:23:14,311 --> 00:23:16,772 violets are blue. 438 00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:18,774 If you go out with me... 439 00:23:18,815 --> 00:23:21,860 you will like me too. 440 00:23:24,363 --> 00:23:26,114 A smile! 441 00:23:26,156 --> 00:23:28,659 Ladies and gentlemen, hallelujah, I see a smile. 442 00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:31,161 You are so... 443 00:23:34,665 --> 00:23:36,792 You should go out with me. 444 00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:39,962 I know this great spot... poets. 445 00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:42,589 Lady, please say yes so he can shut up. 446 00:23:42,673 --> 00:23:44,299 What do you say? 447 00:23:44,383 --> 00:23:45,843 I've had a really long day... 448 00:23:45,884 --> 00:23:48,512 my feet hurt, these pantyhose are too tight... 449 00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:51,098 and I got two kids at home waiting for me. 450 00:23:51,181 --> 00:23:52,641 Two? 451 00:23:52,724 --> 00:23:54,142 Yeah, two. 452 00:23:54,184 --> 00:23:57,604 I bet he don't want to go out now. Two kids? 453 00:23:57,688 --> 00:24:00,440 Dude, she said "two kids." Think about it. 454 00:24:00,524 --> 00:24:02,776 - You need to shut up. - Don't start, Tyreka. 455 00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:04,862 I got a son. 456 00:24:04,945 --> 00:24:06,989 Maybe we could make this a family thing... 457 00:24:07,072 --> 00:24:08,365 if you say yes. 458 00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:11,368 Miss? Miss! 459 00:24:11,410 --> 00:24:13,537 He really is a nice guy. 460 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:15,789 I take my son to the park every Saturday. 461 00:24:15,873 --> 00:24:17,791 You should bring your kids. 462 00:24:17,875 --> 00:24:21,086 You call me, and I'll tell you where. 463 00:24:21,170 --> 00:24:22,838 What do you say? 464 00:24:46,570 --> 00:24:47,946 I'll think about it. 465 00:25:04,630 --> 00:25:05,797 Good morning. 466 00:25:05,881 --> 00:25:09,384 That baby's speaking to you. Say good morning. 467 00:25:09,468 --> 00:25:11,470 And? 468 00:25:13,847 --> 00:25:16,350 Oh, I'm sorry. Natural reaction. 469 00:25:16,433 --> 00:25:19,853 I was getting ready to jump over this table here. 470 00:25:19,937 --> 00:25:21,688 You ain't got time to eat that. 471 00:25:21,772 --> 00:25:23,023 Bus'll be here any minute. 472 00:25:23,106 --> 00:25:24,316 You should've been down earlier. 473 00:25:24,399 --> 00:25:25,901 Take it to school with you. 474 00:25:25,984 --> 00:25:27,736 I don't want to go to school. 475 00:25:27,778 --> 00:25:30,113 You ain't got no choice. 476 00:25:30,197 --> 00:25:33,075 Why you don't want to go? 477 00:25:33,116 --> 00:25:35,202 I don't want to ride the bus. 478 00:25:35,285 --> 00:25:37,079 Why? 479 00:25:37,162 --> 00:25:39,331 Little girl, you better answer me. 480 00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:43,585 Kids be mean to me. 481 00:25:43,669 --> 00:25:45,754 They say all kind of stuff about me. 482 00:25:45,838 --> 00:25:47,798 And what you say to them? 483 00:25:50,092 --> 00:25:52,052 Nothin'. 484 00:25:52,135 --> 00:25:53,679 Honey, folk gonna talk about you... 485 00:25:53,762 --> 00:25:55,430 'til the day you die. 486 00:25:55,514 --> 00:25:57,766 Ain't nothin' you can do. 487 00:25:57,850 --> 00:26:00,143 Let folks talk. People talk about me. 488 00:26:00,227 --> 00:26:02,688 Yeah. They used to call her "wide load." 489 00:26:02,771 --> 00:26:06,275 Wide load. Beep. 490 00:26:06,358 --> 00:26:08,068 That's what they used to say... 491 00:26:08,151 --> 00:26:10,654 when she be comin'. 492 00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:11,989 Honey, listen to me. 493 00:26:12,072 --> 00:26:13,824 It ain't what people call you... 494 00:26:13,907 --> 00:26:15,117 it's what you answer to. 495 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,161 You hear me? You remember that. 496 00:26:18,328 --> 00:26:19,329 Come on. 497 00:26:19,371 --> 00:26:20,330 Where you goin'? 498 00:26:20,414 --> 00:26:22,291 To the bus. Come on. 499 00:26:22,332 --> 00:26:24,626 I'll be right back. Ya'll sit there and eat. 500 00:26:25,711 --> 00:26:28,714 Only way to deal with a bully is... 501 00:26:28,797 --> 00:26:30,465 to confront them face to face. 502 00:26:30,507 --> 00:26:31,925 You understand? 503 00:26:32,009 --> 00:26:33,260 Hold on, bus driver. 504 00:26:33,343 --> 00:26:36,263 I need to talk to some of these children on the bus. 505 00:26:36,346 --> 00:26:38,140 Come on, little girl. 506 00:26:40,225 --> 00:26:41,351 Get on the bus. 507 00:26:44,438 --> 00:26:45,564 Listen up! 508 00:26:47,858 --> 00:26:49,651 This here is a friend of mine... 509 00:26:49,735 --> 00:26:52,196 and she been tellin' me that a few of ya'll... 510 00:26:52,237 --> 00:26:54,281 been saying some stuff about her. 511 00:26:54,364 --> 00:26:56,492 If I catch any one of ya'll saying something... 512 00:26:56,575 --> 00:26:58,744 it's gonna be me and you, you hear me? 513 00:26:58,827 --> 00:27:00,871 Shut up, old lady! 514 00:27:13,884 --> 00:27:16,803 All my life I had to fight. 515 00:27:16,887 --> 00:27:18,222 I loves Harpo... 516 00:27:18,305 --> 00:27:21,183 but I'll kill him dead 'fore I let him beat me. 517 00:27:21,225 --> 00:27:23,435 Who's Harpo? 518 00:27:23,519 --> 00:27:24,853 Go on. Go to school. 519 00:27:24,937 --> 00:27:26,605 Go on, sit down. 520 00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:28,857 I'll be waiting for you when you get off. 521 00:27:28,941 --> 00:27:31,401 Ain't nobody gonna mess with you. 522 00:27:31,443 --> 00:27:32,736 Nobody. 523 00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:34,655 I ain't. 524 00:27:34,738 --> 00:27:38,450 I'll be waiting for you at 3:00. 525 00:27:41,829 --> 00:27:44,039 Let me see if you can do that. 526 00:27:44,122 --> 00:27:47,084 Oh, not bad. 527 00:27:47,125 --> 00:27:49,253 Let me check. 528 00:27:49,336 --> 00:27:51,046 They're still open. Hey, what happened? 529 00:27:51,088 --> 00:27:52,214 Just do it! 530 00:27:52,256 --> 00:27:54,424 Chicken. 531 00:27:54,508 --> 00:27:56,009 - Hey. - Hi, guys. Hi. 532 00:27:56,093 --> 00:27:57,886 What's going on? Hold on. 533 00:27:57,928 --> 00:27:59,638 This is Nima. 534 00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:01,473 - Hey, Nima. - And this is Jonathan. 535 00:28:01,557 --> 00:28:03,725 Hi, Jonathan. This is my son Tre. Say hi. 536 00:28:03,767 --> 00:28:06,770 - Hello, Tre. 537 00:28:06,812 --> 00:28:08,772 Yes, you can. Let me tie your shoes. 538 00:28:08,814 --> 00:28:11,066 Hold up. Just wait right here, all right? 539 00:28:11,108 --> 00:28:13,277 Yeah, but you gotta be careful though, OK? 540 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:15,070 Go ahead. You can go with them. 541 00:28:15,112 --> 00:28:16,572 Watch your brother, OK, Nima? OK. 542 00:28:16,613 --> 00:28:17,906 - All right. - All right. 543 00:28:32,379 --> 00:28:33,672 Your kids are beautiful. 544 00:28:35,424 --> 00:28:37,009 Thank you. 545 00:28:37,092 --> 00:28:39,511 So is your son. 546 00:28:39,595 --> 00:28:42,139 Yeah. He's funny. 547 00:28:42,222 --> 00:28:44,141 They are a blessing, aren't they? 548 00:28:44,183 --> 00:28:45,517 Yep. 549 00:28:45,601 --> 00:28:46,894 Definitely. 550 00:28:46,977 --> 00:28:49,104 So where's his mother? 551 00:28:51,982 --> 00:28:53,108 She's married. 552 00:28:53,150 --> 00:28:55,485 Doesn't have much time for him. 553 00:29:00,365 --> 00:29:02,618 What about their fathers? 554 00:29:02,659 --> 00:29:04,620 One's in jail... 555 00:29:04,661 --> 00:29:07,664 and Nima's dad, he was... 556 00:29:07,706 --> 00:29:09,750 is married. 557 00:29:09,833 --> 00:29:11,210 He won't even see her. 558 00:29:13,045 --> 00:29:16,965 Tell me about you. Your mother, father? 559 00:29:17,007 --> 00:29:18,675 Mother and father are both dead. 560 00:29:18,759 --> 00:29:20,802 I was an only child. 561 00:29:22,554 --> 00:29:25,516 Like my job. Love to paint. 562 00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:29,520 I'm a Christian. 563 00:29:31,355 --> 00:29:33,148 Try to do the right thing. 564 00:29:35,317 --> 00:29:36,693 OK. 565 00:29:36,777 --> 00:29:38,904 So, you seem to be this great guy... 566 00:29:38,987 --> 00:29:41,156 terrific dad... 567 00:29:41,198 --> 00:29:43,700 and no woman snatched you? 568 00:29:45,702 --> 00:29:48,747 OK, so what's the real problem? 569 00:29:51,542 --> 00:29:53,836 Well... 570 00:29:53,877 --> 00:29:54,878 Come on. 571 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:56,338 I guess I'm old-fashioned. 572 00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:57,923 You know? 573 00:29:58,006 --> 00:30:01,677 I like to be the chaser. 574 00:30:01,718 --> 00:30:03,554 Oh, really? 575 00:30:04,972 --> 00:30:06,640 Is that you, Penny? 576 00:30:06,723 --> 00:30:07,641 Well, it's about time. 577 00:30:07,724 --> 00:30:09,685 That's a shame. 578 00:30:09,726 --> 00:30:11,478 That is a shame, 579 00:30:11,562 --> 00:30:14,398 Gonna burn that little girl. 580 00:30:14,481 --> 00:30:15,732 Lord have mercy. 581 00:30:15,816 --> 00:30:18,861 What make people be so mean to children? 582 00:30:18,944 --> 00:30:20,904 They like to make up stories. 583 00:30:20,946 --> 00:30:22,406 Sure. OK. Bye-bye. 584 00:30:23,949 --> 00:30:24,950 Didn't I tell you... 585 00:30:25,033 --> 00:30:26,368 to come straight home from school? 586 00:30:26,410 --> 00:30:27,536 Come here. 587 00:30:31,415 --> 00:30:32,624 Where you been? 588 00:30:34,126 --> 00:30:36,211 I had to go to my friend's house. 589 00:30:36,253 --> 00:30:37,963 What friend? 590 00:30:38,046 --> 00:30:39,381 You don't know her. 591 00:30:41,592 --> 00:30:43,427 I want you in this house... 592 00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:44,720 before the streetlights come on. 593 00:30:44,761 --> 00:30:45,846 Do you hear me? 594 00:30:45,929 --> 00:30:48,098 - Yeah. - Yes, what? 595 00:30:48,182 --> 00:30:49,391 Yes, ma'am. 596 00:30:52,978 --> 00:30:54,980 How was school? 597 00:30:55,063 --> 00:30:56,356 Good. 598 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,108 Got any homework? 599 00:30:58,192 --> 00:31:02,362 I did it already. 600 00:31:02,446 --> 00:31:04,490 In what? 601 00:31:04,573 --> 00:31:05,949 Algebra. 602 00:31:06,033 --> 00:31:07,242 Algebra, huh? 603 00:31:09,453 --> 00:31:10,662 Don't do it. 604 00:31:10,746 --> 00:31:12,998 Don't whup the girl. Don't do it, Mabel. 605 00:31:14,208 --> 00:31:15,918 I done told you, you... 606 00:31:15,959 --> 00:31:17,336 Hey, come here! 607 00:31:17,419 --> 00:31:19,963 OK, OK, OK! 608 00:31:20,047 --> 00:31:21,924 Mabel, you jiggling like jell-o. 609 00:31:22,007 --> 00:31:23,509 Turn around here. 610 00:31:23,592 --> 00:31:24,843 You stop that! You better... 611 00:31:24,927 --> 00:31:26,595 Girl, look at me! Look at me. 612 00:31:26,678 --> 00:31:29,097 Why wasn't you at school today? 613 00:31:29,181 --> 00:31:31,225 I went to the park. 614 00:31:31,308 --> 00:31:32,476 She lyin'. 615 00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:34,186 What was you doin' in the park? 616 00:31:34,269 --> 00:31:35,938 You supposed to be at the schoolhouse. 617 00:31:37,481 --> 00:31:39,608 Little girl, I'm not gonna ask you no more. 618 00:31:39,691 --> 00:31:42,277 I'm not smart like the other kids. 619 00:31:42,319 --> 00:31:44,154 I can't do that stuff. 620 00:31:44,238 --> 00:31:46,073 Who told you that? 621 00:31:46,156 --> 00:31:49,326 My last foster mother. 622 00:31:49,409 --> 00:31:50,828 She told me the only thing... 623 00:31:50,911 --> 00:31:53,872 I'm gonna be smart enough to do is lay on my back. 624 00:31:53,956 --> 00:31:55,332 Was your foster mother Jennifer? 625 00:31:55,415 --> 00:31:58,377 I know Jennifer. I know her. That's all she used to do. 626 00:31:58,460 --> 00:32:01,213 Shut up, Joe. I'm trying to talk to this child. 627 00:32:01,296 --> 00:32:03,465 The best revenge you can have on somebody... 628 00:32:03,549 --> 00:32:05,217 that told you something like that... 629 00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:06,677 is to prove them wrong. 630 00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:08,262 Best revenge you can have... 631 00:32:08,345 --> 00:32:09,429 is to kick they butt. 632 00:32:09,513 --> 00:32:10,514 That's the best revenge. 633 00:32:10,597 --> 00:32:13,141 I went to that school, and I got your homework. 634 00:32:13,225 --> 00:32:14,518 Talked to your teacher. 635 00:32:14,601 --> 00:32:17,521 She said this is what you have to do in the morning... 636 00:32:17,563 --> 00:32:19,940 so go up there and get it done. 637 00:32:20,023 --> 00:32:22,150 Can you help me with it? 638 00:32:30,409 --> 00:32:31,827 It's algebra. 639 00:32:33,412 --> 00:32:35,622 Honey, I don't know nothing about that algebra. 640 00:32:35,706 --> 00:32:37,708 When I was in school, we had 3 R's. 641 00:32:37,791 --> 00:32:38,709 Read, write, 'rithmetic. 642 00:32:38,792 --> 00:32:40,294 I don't know nothing about algeroe. 643 00:32:40,377 --> 00:32:42,796 'Cause she dumb as hell. If it ain't got no food... 644 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:43,839 or sugar on it... 645 00:32:43,922 --> 00:32:45,507 she can't figure out what it is. 646 00:32:45,591 --> 00:32:46,967 All she do is eat. 647 00:32:47,050 --> 00:32:48,927 Go upstairs. I'm gonna get you Tiffany's number. 648 00:32:49,011 --> 00:32:51,180 That's Brian's daughter. She'll be able to help you. 649 00:32:51,221 --> 00:32:53,223 She's a little older than you. She can help you. 650 00:32:53,307 --> 00:32:55,517 Better be at school when I tell you to go to school. 651 00:32:57,394 --> 00:33:01,523 I look in the mirror 652 00:33:06,904 --> 00:33:09,406 I don't know 653 00:33:09,490 --> 00:33:11,909 Who's staring back at me 654 00:33:15,078 --> 00:33:20,042 A soul gets lost 655 00:33:23,003 --> 00:33:24,338 Controlled 656 00:33:24,421 --> 00:33:28,300 By his lovin' in the mirror 657 00:33:30,844 --> 00:33:33,138 The reflection 658 00:33:33,222 --> 00:33:36,433 From your eyes 659 00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:40,562 I didn't know that. 660 00:33:40,646 --> 00:33:42,189 I didn't know that. Did you? 661 00:33:42,272 --> 00:33:44,775 No. That is hilarious. 662 00:33:44,858 --> 00:33:46,318 Lisa, this man is a riot. 663 00:33:46,401 --> 00:33:47,778 Yes, he is. 664 00:33:47,861 --> 00:33:50,781 So you have to tell me the rest of the story, Carlos. 665 00:33:51,824 --> 00:33:53,784 How is the wedding planning coming? 666 00:33:53,867 --> 00:33:55,244 Great. 667 00:33:55,327 --> 00:33:57,329 You must be so excited. 668 00:33:57,412 --> 00:34:01,083 Over the moon. 669 00:34:04,711 --> 00:34:06,421 Excuse me. 670 00:34:06,463 --> 00:34:08,632 Sorry. 671 00:34:08,715 --> 00:34:10,926 Long nights. 672 00:34:17,432 --> 00:34:19,268 You want to dance, honey? 673 00:34:19,309 --> 00:34:21,228 Yes. 674 00:34:21,311 --> 00:34:22,604 You sure? 675 00:34:22,646 --> 00:34:24,773 - Yeah. - OK. 676 00:34:24,815 --> 00:34:26,358 All right, y'all excuse us please? 677 00:34:26,441 --> 00:34:27,484 Excuse me. 678 00:34:29,570 --> 00:34:31,071 She'll love it. 679 00:34:31,155 --> 00:34:33,699 They are such a lovely couple. 680 00:34:39,705 --> 00:34:41,748 Why do you insist on embarrassing me? 681 00:34:41,832 --> 00:34:44,084 I'm sorry. I'm a little tired... 682 00:34:44,168 --> 00:34:45,127 that's all. 683 00:34:45,169 --> 00:34:47,838 When I get you outta here... 684 00:34:47,921 --> 00:34:49,047 I don't understand. 685 00:34:49,131 --> 00:34:51,175 Shut up. 686 00:34:51,258 --> 00:34:53,385 Can't take you anywhere. 687 00:34:55,053 --> 00:34:56,597 Just wait. 688 00:34:58,348 --> 00:34:59,558 Just wait. 689 00:35:07,065 --> 00:35:10,360 Let's not wait, Carlos. 690 00:35:10,444 --> 00:35:12,362 Just do it now. 691 00:35:12,446 --> 00:35:13,947 Just hit me... 692 00:35:14,031 --> 00:35:15,741 so all your friends can see... 693 00:35:15,824 --> 00:35:18,160 what kind of a man you really are. 694 00:35:24,124 --> 00:35:26,126 You love to provoke me, don't you? 695 00:35:28,253 --> 00:35:30,672 Why do you insist on doing things the hard way? 696 00:35:30,756 --> 00:35:32,841 You love it when I'm not myself? 697 00:35:32,925 --> 00:35:36,011 You like the highs and lows of me? 698 00:35:38,847 --> 00:35:40,641 But you always play the victim, baby. 699 00:35:44,895 --> 00:35:46,021 I'm leaving. 700 00:35:49,525 --> 00:35:51,527 No, you're not. 701 00:35:51,610 --> 00:35:53,737 Baby, this dance ain't over. 702 00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:57,991 And if you think you're talking about leaving me... 703 00:35:58,075 --> 00:35:59,368 well... 704 00:35:59,451 --> 00:36:02,120 I love you to death... 705 00:36:03,705 --> 00:36:05,833 and I mean that. 706 00:36:28,605 --> 00:36:31,191 Excuse me. Excuse me. 707 00:36:31,275 --> 00:36:33,777 I'm old. Hell, I can't hold it no more. 708 00:36:33,861 --> 00:36:35,863 All ya'll be knowin' I got to fart. 709 00:36:35,946 --> 00:36:38,240 Sometimes it just run on out. 710 00:36:38,282 --> 00:36:39,741 Gotta do what you gotta do. 711 00:36:39,783 --> 00:36:41,076 That's right. 712 00:36:41,118 --> 00:36:43,412 When you get to be this age, you'll know. 713 00:36:43,453 --> 00:36:44,913 Farts come free. 714 00:36:44,997 --> 00:36:46,415 You be tryin' to hold it... 715 00:36:46,498 --> 00:36:47,583 you mess around... 716 00:36:47,624 --> 00:36:48,876 blow your eyes out tryin' to hold it. 717 00:36:50,919 --> 00:36:52,838 I'm just playing with you here. 718 00:36:52,921 --> 00:36:54,464 I tried to hold it one time, man... 719 00:36:54,548 --> 00:36:56,008 I just started crampin' up... 720 00:36:56,091 --> 00:36:57,384 'cause I was around a bunch of people... 721 00:36:57,467 --> 00:36:59,428 on the aeroplane. 722 00:36:59,511 --> 00:37:02,389 I had to let it go. You got to let it go! 723 00:37:02,472 --> 00:37:04,266 When it's time to let it go... 724 00:37:04,308 --> 00:37:05,392 you gotta let it go. 725 00:37:05,475 --> 00:37:06,435 - Let it go and let God. - Go ahead. 726 00:37:06,518 --> 00:37:08,478 That's nature. Yep, nature. 727 00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:10,480 I'm fixin' to let go. Let it go. 728 00:37:12,149 --> 00:37:13,650 Good job. 729 00:37:13,734 --> 00:37:16,111 That was beautiful. 730 00:37:16,195 --> 00:37:18,280 Music to my ears. 731 00:37:20,491 --> 00:37:22,493 I hear you're gonna take her out somewhere. 732 00:37:28,499 --> 00:37:29,791 You gonna get some? 733 00:37:35,172 --> 00:37:36,423 Nah, we're just... 734 00:37:36,507 --> 00:37:38,133 We're just going to dinner. 735 00:37:38,175 --> 00:37:39,468 Dinner? That's all that means. 736 00:37:39,510 --> 00:37:41,595 When you ask a woman to dinner... 737 00:37:41,678 --> 00:37:43,305 that means you're fixin' to get some. 738 00:37:43,347 --> 00:37:45,516 Nasty bastard! Always in my house! 739 00:37:45,599 --> 00:37:47,059 Passing gas! 740 00:37:49,019 --> 00:37:53,315 Oh. How you doing? I'm Mabel. Hello. 741 00:37:53,398 --> 00:37:55,150 Yeah. 742 00:37:55,192 --> 00:37:57,110 - Nice to meet you. - Good to meet you. 743 00:37:57,194 --> 00:37:59,488 Have a seat. She'll be down in a minute. 744 00:37:59,571 --> 00:38:01,323 - Want something to drink? - I'm OK. Thank you. 745 00:38:01,365 --> 00:38:02,991 Sit down. Sit down. Rest yourself. 746 00:38:09,540 --> 00:38:12,334 You know she's got two kids, don't ya? 747 00:38:12,376 --> 00:38:15,462 Yes, I do. I know. 748 00:38:16,797 --> 00:38:18,924 And you still want to go out with her? 749 00:38:19,007 --> 00:38:20,801 I got a son, too. 750 00:38:20,884 --> 00:38:22,344 You must be desperate. 751 00:38:22,386 --> 00:38:24,513 Joe, shut up. 752 00:38:26,014 --> 00:38:28,475 Be careful now, she's fertile. 753 00:38:30,769 --> 00:38:32,479 Fertile. She gets pregnant easy. 754 00:38:32,563 --> 00:38:35,315 Shut the hell up. 755 00:38:37,943 --> 00:38:40,404 Hey! Hey! 756 00:38:40,487 --> 00:38:42,156 Don't you look beautiful, honey? 757 00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:43,782 Hi. 758 00:38:46,243 --> 00:38:47,286 You ready? 759 00:38:47,369 --> 00:38:49,246 Yeah. 760 00:38:50,414 --> 00:38:52,040 You go on. I got these kids. 761 00:38:52,124 --> 00:38:53,125 Thanks a lot. 762 00:38:53,208 --> 00:38:54,168 All right, baby. 763 00:38:54,251 --> 00:38:57,087 - Nice to meet you guys. - Good night. 764 00:38:57,171 --> 00:38:58,589 All right. See you later, Rocky. 765 00:38:58,672 --> 00:38:59,590 Frankie. 766 00:38:59,673 --> 00:39:03,260 Whatever. Rocky, Rocko, whatever. 767 00:39:03,343 --> 00:39:05,304 Do the rocka-wear. 768 00:39:07,931 --> 00:39:10,225 You know she coming back here pregnant, don't ya? 769 00:39:24,740 --> 00:39:26,241 The sunlight danced across her body... 770 00:39:26,325 --> 00:39:27,784 as lightning flashed. 771 00:39:27,868 --> 00:39:30,746 I knew God had to be angry. 772 00:39:30,829 --> 00:39:32,915 Of course she was mine and I was hers... 773 00:39:32,998 --> 00:39:34,166 but only for that moment... 774 00:39:34,249 --> 00:39:36,168 because just as the sun... 775 00:39:36,251 --> 00:39:39,379 interrupted the moon... 776 00:39:39,463 --> 00:39:42,716 I knew that evening would end. 777 00:39:42,799 --> 00:39:44,426 And so would we... 778 00:39:44,468 --> 00:39:46,720 because we both were... 779 00:39:46,803 --> 00:39:48,430 a part of another family. 780 00:39:48,514 --> 00:39:50,557 Thank you. 781 00:40:01,527 --> 00:40:03,862 I knew you were gonna like it. 782 00:40:03,946 --> 00:40:06,198 Tonight's poets and painters' night. 783 00:40:06,281 --> 00:40:08,283 The poet speaks and the painter paints. 784 00:40:08,367 --> 00:40:11,829 But the catch is you only have two minutes. 785 00:40:11,870 --> 00:40:12,871 It's fun. 786 00:40:12,955 --> 00:40:15,123 What I want you to do right now, crowd... 787 00:40:15,165 --> 00:40:17,626 is put your hands together for Frankie and Vanessa. 788 00:40:30,138 --> 00:40:34,101 I'm a little nervous about this. 789 00:40:34,184 --> 00:40:36,436 I didn't know that he signed us up. 790 00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:37,813 We're all family here. 791 00:40:37,855 --> 00:40:40,649 You all show 'em some love, please. 792 00:40:42,985 --> 00:40:45,946 This is called... 793 00:40:46,029 --> 00:40:50,492 "The courage to love." 794 00:40:58,709 --> 00:41:01,795 It takes courage... 795 00:41:01,879 --> 00:41:03,505 to love again... 796 00:41:03,589 --> 00:41:05,007 when you've been hurt. 797 00:41:11,054 --> 00:41:13,640 It takes pain... 798 00:41:13,724 --> 00:41:16,393 and strength again... 799 00:41:21,106 --> 00:41:24,651 To pack it all away. 800 00:41:24,735 --> 00:41:30,365 Somewhere in all the pain... 801 00:41:30,449 --> 00:41:34,077 somebody has to have the courage... 802 00:41:38,165 --> 00:41:40,584 to be OK. 803 00:41:46,256 --> 00:41:48,550 Pain... 804 00:41:48,592 --> 00:41:49,635 gives... 805 00:41:49,718 --> 00:41:51,386 me... 806 00:41:51,428 --> 00:41:52,554 courage... 807 00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:56,058 to love. 808 00:42:01,021 --> 00:42:02,606 Thank you. 809 00:43:31,278 --> 00:43:33,906 I don't know why I keep doing this. 810 00:43:33,989 --> 00:43:35,407 I mean, things are good. 811 00:43:35,491 --> 00:43:38,911 When they're good, they're good, right? 812 00:43:44,833 --> 00:43:47,002 I'm sorry, Lisa. 813 00:43:49,129 --> 00:43:53,091 I love you so much, and l... and I... I can't... 814 00:44:01,725 --> 00:44:04,353 I'm gonna go to counseling. 815 00:44:07,314 --> 00:44:10,275 Just don't leave me. 816 00:44:10,359 --> 00:44:13,195 OK? I'm gonna get help, just... 817 00:44:17,574 --> 00:44:19,868 Everybody I love leaves me. 818 00:44:22,412 --> 00:44:24,540 I can't do this anymore. 819 00:44:26,917 --> 00:44:28,418 I just said I was sorry. 820 00:44:29,753 --> 00:44:31,713 That's not enough. 821 00:44:35,759 --> 00:44:37,344 Wha... 822 00:44:39,513 --> 00:44:41,723 You want to leave me? 823 00:44:43,475 --> 00:44:44,935 Do you want to leave me?! 824 00:44:53,777 --> 00:44:55,112 OK. 825 00:45:00,951 --> 00:45:03,328 That's the only way you're gonna leave me. 826 00:45:08,125 --> 00:45:09,126 Stop! 827 00:45:10,210 --> 00:45:12,087 - No! Stop! - You want to go? 828 00:45:12,129 --> 00:45:13,213 Stop it! Please! 829 00:45:13,297 --> 00:45:14,423 OK! OK! 830 00:45:14,506 --> 00:45:16,049 I'll stay! 831 00:45:16,133 --> 00:45:17,259 What?! 832 00:45:17,342 --> 00:45:18,886 I'll stay! What? 833 00:45:18,969 --> 00:45:21,388 Say it louder. Say it louder. 834 00:45:21,471 --> 00:45:25,225 I'll stay! I'll stay! 835 00:45:36,069 --> 00:45:37,613 I'll stay. 836 00:45:41,783 --> 00:45:44,077 Tell me that you love me. 837 00:45:46,663 --> 00:45:48,582 I love you. 838 00:45:50,501 --> 00:45:52,211 Tell me that you love me again. 839 00:45:52,294 --> 00:45:53,212 I love you. 840 00:45:53,295 --> 00:45:54,213 Say it again. 841 00:45:54,296 --> 00:45:58,091 I love you. I love you. 842 00:46:08,477 --> 00:46:11,146 OK. OK. 843 00:46:12,314 --> 00:46:13,899 It's gonna be OK. 844 00:46:25,410 --> 00:46:30,833 I have never, in all my life, had such a good time. 845 00:46:30,874 --> 00:46:34,670 You should have called me a long time ago. 846 00:46:36,588 --> 00:46:37,840 When my son was born... 847 00:46:37,881 --> 00:46:40,551 I turned my life over to God... 848 00:46:42,052 --> 00:46:43,720 and I've been celibate since then... 849 00:46:43,804 --> 00:46:47,766 and I will be until I get married. 850 00:46:47,850 --> 00:46:50,477 It's just easier not to date. 851 00:46:54,481 --> 00:46:58,193 Is that what you think I wanted from you, sex? 852 00:47:00,237 --> 00:47:03,907 Let's be honest. All men come for something. 853 00:47:07,077 --> 00:47:09,037 Some men come to restore. 854 00:47:16,086 --> 00:47:18,338 I had a really good time tonight. 855 00:47:22,426 --> 00:47:24,428 Thank you. 856 00:49:14,204 --> 00:49:16,165 So... 857 00:49:16,248 --> 00:49:20,002 Donna tells me that you have been out every night... 858 00:49:20,043 --> 00:49:22,671 with a certain bus driver. 859 00:49:22,754 --> 00:49:25,507 He's a great guy. 860 00:49:25,549 --> 00:49:27,217 He loves kids. 861 00:49:29,553 --> 00:49:30,512 Just when I thought... 862 00:49:30,596 --> 00:49:33,891 that every man was gonna be the same... 863 00:49:33,974 --> 00:49:35,350 here he comes. 864 00:49:35,392 --> 00:49:38,020 I think you're in love. 865 00:49:38,103 --> 00:49:41,690 I'm... in strong like. 866 00:49:45,110 --> 00:49:46,987 Besides, you're the one getting married. 867 00:49:47,070 --> 00:49:49,198 You're the one in love. 868 00:49:52,284 --> 00:49:55,078 I don't love him... 869 00:49:55,162 --> 00:49:57,039 the way he loves me. 870 00:49:57,122 --> 00:49:59,708 Then why are you marrying him? 871 00:49:59,791 --> 00:50:01,335 Mom says love will come. 872 00:50:02,628 --> 00:50:04,046 Mom. 873 00:50:04,129 --> 00:50:05,047 Don't do that. 874 00:50:05,130 --> 00:50:06,256 You listen to me. 875 00:50:06,340 --> 00:50:07,716 Don't blame her. 876 00:50:07,799 --> 00:50:09,092 She has had you under her thumb... 877 00:50:09,176 --> 00:50:10,385 since you were born. 878 00:50:10,469 --> 00:50:11,887 She lives her life through you. 879 00:50:11,970 --> 00:50:15,766 Don't you wanna just make a decision on your own? 880 00:50:15,849 --> 00:50:17,309 Just once? 881 00:50:17,392 --> 00:50:18,852 Lisa, you gotta learn to fight. 882 00:50:18,936 --> 00:50:20,938 Fight? 883 00:50:21,021 --> 00:50:24,358 I've never had to fight before. 884 00:50:24,441 --> 00:50:26,902 Somebody has always fought for me. 885 00:50:26,985 --> 00:50:31,740 And I can't... I can't fight him. 886 00:50:31,824 --> 00:50:34,243 He just gets so angry. 887 00:50:34,326 --> 00:50:37,830 Is he hitting you? 888 00:50:44,294 --> 00:50:45,504 Yeah. 889 00:50:48,090 --> 00:50:50,300 Hell, no! Madea! 890 00:50:51,927 --> 00:50:53,136 You are staying here tonight! 891 00:50:53,220 --> 00:50:54,471 Do you understand me? 892 00:50:54,555 --> 00:50:55,764 Promise me you will not say anything. 893 00:50:55,806 --> 00:50:56,932 What's going on? 894 00:51:02,229 --> 00:51:04,106 We have a friend... 895 00:51:04,148 --> 00:51:06,275 and her husband is beating her... 896 00:51:06,358 --> 00:51:08,110 and we would just like to know... 897 00:51:08,193 --> 00:51:09,403 what we should do. 898 00:51:09,486 --> 00:51:12,406 Before or after his funeral? 899 00:51:16,827 --> 00:51:18,453 Does she want to get out? 900 00:51:18,537 --> 00:51:20,497 Does she? 901 00:51:22,082 --> 00:51:24,334 Yes. 902 00:51:24,418 --> 00:51:26,295 But he won't let her. 903 00:51:28,672 --> 00:51:31,258 Sit down. Let me tell you a story. 904 00:51:33,260 --> 00:51:35,387 Sit down. 905 00:51:37,681 --> 00:51:39,099 I'm 'a tell you this. 906 00:51:39,183 --> 00:51:41,518 Can't nobody help your friend until she wanna get help. 907 00:51:41,602 --> 00:51:43,687 You can want all your life to help somebody... 908 00:51:43,770 --> 00:51:45,272 but if they don't want to get help... 909 00:51:45,355 --> 00:51:46,607 it ain't gonna happen. 910 00:51:46,690 --> 00:51:48,108 You listen to me. 911 00:51:48,192 --> 00:51:51,737 When you get tired of a man hittin' on you, honey... 912 00:51:51,820 --> 00:51:56,241 ain't nothing you can do but cook breakfast for him. 913 00:51:56,325 --> 00:51:58,118 Cook breakfast. 914 00:51:58,202 --> 00:51:59,328 Bring him into the kitchen... 915 00:51:59,411 --> 00:52:02,331 and get you a big old pot of hot grits... 916 00:52:02,414 --> 00:52:04,458 and when it start to boil like lava... 917 00:52:04,541 --> 00:52:06,168 and after he got good and comfortable... 918 00:52:06,251 --> 00:52:07,753 you say, "good morning." 919 00:52:07,836 --> 00:52:10,214 Throw it right on him. 920 00:52:10,297 --> 00:52:11,673 Get you a pot like this... 921 00:52:13,383 --> 00:52:14,968 Take it and throw it. 922 00:52:15,052 --> 00:52:16,678 You need you a skillet... 923 00:52:16,762 --> 00:52:19,264 with a nice good balanced weight on it. 924 00:52:19,348 --> 00:52:20,265 You understand? 925 00:52:20,349 --> 00:52:22,518 And as you throw it, you swat. 926 00:52:22,559 --> 00:52:24,186 Throw it and swat, you hear me? 927 00:52:24,269 --> 00:52:25,854 Throw it and swat. 928 00:52:25,938 --> 00:52:27,481 Venus and Serena. 929 00:52:27,564 --> 00:52:29,149 That's called grit ball. 930 00:52:34,488 --> 00:52:37,574 So the third-quarter profit should be up 17%. 931 00:52:37,658 --> 00:52:39,159 Beautiful work, everyone. 932 00:52:39,243 --> 00:52:41,411 I will see you all tomorrow. 933 00:52:43,539 --> 00:52:44,915 Thank you. 934 00:52:46,750 --> 00:52:49,461 Kevin, don't forget that wire transfer, all right? 935 00:52:52,965 --> 00:52:54,091 Mr. Armstrong... 936 00:52:54,174 --> 00:52:56,510 a Victoria Breaux is here to see you. 937 00:52:56,593 --> 00:52:57,886 Send her in. 938 00:53:03,141 --> 00:53:04,476 Hello, Carlos. 939 00:53:05,602 --> 00:53:06,895 I rushed right over. 940 00:53:06,937 --> 00:53:09,648 She hasn't been home in 3 days. 941 00:53:09,731 --> 00:53:11,275 My patience is wearing thin. 942 00:53:11,358 --> 00:53:14,695 How can I convince her what a great man you are... 943 00:53:14,778 --> 00:53:16,947 if you insist on acting like such a savage? 944 00:53:17,030 --> 00:53:18,240 Savage? 945 00:53:18,282 --> 00:53:20,993 I'm a collector of beautiful things. 946 00:53:21,076 --> 00:53:22,870 Now, would I scratch my Monet? 947 00:53:22,953 --> 00:53:24,955 Would I deface my Picasso? 948 00:53:25,038 --> 00:53:27,207 I won't keep bringing my child back to you... 949 00:53:27,291 --> 00:53:29,418 if you continue to put your hands on her. 950 00:53:29,459 --> 00:53:32,045 Your child? You almost sound like her mother. 951 00:53:32,129 --> 00:53:35,090 Let's not get this thing twisted. 952 00:53:35,132 --> 00:53:37,301 I've been your banker for the last 4 years. 953 00:53:37,384 --> 00:53:40,345 I know better than anyone why you want this. 954 00:53:40,429 --> 00:53:43,223 I am not the only one benefiting here. 955 00:53:45,559 --> 00:53:47,728 If she found out... 956 00:53:47,811 --> 00:53:51,148 that I have had access to her trust fund... 957 00:53:51,231 --> 00:53:53,108 through you, Mr. Investment banker... 958 00:53:53,150 --> 00:53:56,195 you are on the line as well. 959 00:53:56,278 --> 00:53:58,697 Now here are the rules of engagement. 960 00:53:58,780 --> 00:54:01,825 You will not hit her again. 961 00:54:01,909 --> 00:54:04,119 And I will tell her that you're getting counseling... 962 00:54:04,203 --> 00:54:06,163 which may not be such a bad idea. 963 00:54:06,246 --> 00:54:08,248 I read about women like you. 964 00:54:08,332 --> 00:54:10,542 Women who live their lives through their daughters... 965 00:54:10,626 --> 00:54:13,504 entering them into pageants and acting classes. 966 00:54:13,587 --> 00:54:15,714 'Cause you really want to be her, don't you? 967 00:54:15,797 --> 00:54:18,759 I've read about men like you, too. 968 00:54:18,842 --> 00:54:20,761 Overachievers. 969 00:54:20,844 --> 00:54:24,139 Trying to make up for what they lack. 970 00:54:24,181 --> 00:54:27,684 Controlling because they really are insecure... 971 00:54:27,768 --> 00:54:28,727 and they think... 972 00:54:28,811 --> 00:54:30,854 that when they're in public... 973 00:54:30,938 --> 00:54:33,649 everyone can see their little secret. 974 00:54:44,034 --> 00:54:46,870 You want me, don't you? 975 00:54:50,833 --> 00:54:53,001 Don't flatter yourself. 976 00:54:55,629 --> 00:54:57,506 You see, I like men. 977 00:54:57,548 --> 00:54:59,550 Real men... 978 00:54:59,633 --> 00:55:02,553 and not little boys who throw temper tantrums... 979 00:55:02,636 --> 00:55:04,471 'cause they can't control little girls. 980 00:55:04,555 --> 00:55:06,348 Your horns are showing. 981 00:55:06,431 --> 00:55:09,643 Are you upset because mine are bigger? 982 00:55:09,726 --> 00:55:11,228 And... 983 00:55:11,311 --> 00:55:14,064 for the record... 984 00:55:14,148 --> 00:55:16,900 if I wanted you... 985 00:55:16,984 --> 00:55:18,986 I could have you. 986 00:55:19,069 --> 00:55:22,447 I think the saddest thing I've ever seen... 987 00:55:24,283 --> 00:55:25,659 Was Ali... 988 00:55:27,161 --> 00:55:30,205 fighting past his prime. 989 00:55:30,289 --> 00:55:34,501 Or Sinatra singing after his voice was shot. 990 00:55:34,585 --> 00:55:36,545 Now, what I love about Lena Horne... 991 00:55:36,587 --> 00:55:39,173 see, Lena Horne was a lady... 992 00:55:39,256 --> 00:55:44,553 and a lady always knows when to leave. 993 00:55:49,266 --> 00:55:50,726 So, what are you? 994 00:55:50,767 --> 00:55:52,853 I'm a lady who's got you by the balls. 995 00:55:52,936 --> 00:55:56,273 I want your daughter in my house... tonight! 996 00:56:14,625 --> 00:56:15,542 I better go. 997 00:56:15,626 --> 00:56:16,919 No, no, no. 998 00:56:19,838 --> 00:56:21,089 Come here. 999 00:56:21,173 --> 00:56:22,966 I'm gonna show you something. 1000 00:56:26,595 --> 00:56:28,430 What is it? 1001 00:56:34,353 --> 00:56:37,856 I call it "Vanessa's rain." 1002 00:56:37,940 --> 00:56:40,859 The passion in your eyes. 1003 00:56:40,943 --> 00:56:44,154 This red line represents... 1004 00:56:44,238 --> 00:56:45,322 the pain... 1005 00:56:45,405 --> 00:56:48,867 that you're trying to hide from me... 1006 00:56:48,951 --> 00:56:50,744 and this is your heart. 1007 00:56:50,828 --> 00:56:53,038 That's where I wanna be. 1008 00:56:58,043 --> 00:57:00,212 What? 1009 00:57:00,295 --> 00:57:02,756 No one's ever done anything like this... 1010 00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:05,509 for me before. 1011 00:57:05,592 --> 00:57:08,470 It's so special. 1012 00:57:14,309 --> 00:57:16,311 You're special. 1013 00:58:26,256 --> 00:58:28,383 You already ate yours. This is mommy's. 1014 00:58:28,425 --> 00:58:29,384 Hey! 1015 00:58:29,426 --> 00:58:30,886 What are you doing with my kids?! 1016 00:58:30,928 --> 00:58:32,513 He bought us ice cream. 1017 00:58:32,554 --> 00:58:35,015 You OK? 1018 00:58:36,058 --> 00:58:39,019 - Yeah? - Yeah! 1019 00:58:39,102 --> 00:58:40,979 Come here. Come here. 1020 00:58:41,063 --> 00:58:42,189 I'm 'a go play with cars. 1021 00:58:42,272 --> 00:58:44,650 Come here. Let me see you. 1022 00:58:44,733 --> 00:58:47,820 OK. OK. 1023 00:58:47,903 --> 00:58:48,987 I want you to go pack your things... 1024 00:58:49,071 --> 00:58:51,365 'cause we're gonna go, OK? 1025 00:58:53,283 --> 00:58:55,577 Did I do something wrong? 1026 00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:58,622 I don't know you well enough... 1027 00:58:58,705 --> 00:59:00,207 for you to be taking my kids... 1028 00:59:00,290 --> 00:59:01,917 and I don't know where you're going! 1029 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,127 All right. I'll take you home. 1030 00:59:04,211 --> 00:59:07,548 No, we're gonna be fine. 1031 00:59:07,589 --> 00:59:10,551 Nima, come on, now! Right now! Right now! 1032 00:59:10,592 --> 00:59:12,094 Kids, look, mommy's gonna talk... 1033 00:59:12,177 --> 00:59:14,346 to Uncle Frankie for a second, all right? 1034 00:59:14,429 --> 00:59:15,722 We'll be right back. 1035 00:59:19,977 --> 00:59:22,771 Look, I'm sorry, all right? 1036 00:59:22,855 --> 00:59:26,650 You were sleeping so peacefully, and I know you're tired. 1037 00:59:26,733 --> 00:59:27,985 Now, the kids were up... 1038 00:59:28,068 --> 00:59:29,361 and I didn't want them to wake you... 1039 00:59:29,444 --> 00:59:30,821 so I took 'em out for some ice cream. 1040 00:59:32,197 --> 00:59:33,615 I just wanted you to rest. 1041 00:59:38,328 --> 00:59:42,166 Nobody is gonna hurt my kids. 1042 00:59:42,249 --> 00:59:43,375 I love you. 1043 00:59:47,462 --> 00:59:51,842 Don't you know I would never, ever hurt your kids... 1044 00:59:52,634 --> 00:59:54,094 or you? 1045 01:00:02,478 --> 01:00:03,896 I think that... 1046 01:00:04,980 --> 01:00:05,939 "You think that." 1047 01:00:06,023 --> 01:00:07,316 Don't tell me what you think. 1048 01:00:07,399 --> 01:00:08,525 Hey, tell me... 1049 01:00:09,359 --> 01:00:10,986 Tell me what you feel. 1050 01:00:14,198 --> 01:00:15,657 I feel that... 1051 01:00:17,075 --> 01:00:18,827 that you won't hurt them. 1052 01:00:20,370 --> 01:00:21,997 Or you. 1053 01:00:24,541 --> 01:00:25,792 Or me. 1054 01:00:35,719 --> 01:00:37,346 Oh, God. 1055 01:00:54,530 --> 01:00:56,865 You almost knocked me down here. 1056 01:00:58,700 --> 01:01:00,744 You know I don't allow no running in this house. 1057 01:01:00,828 --> 01:01:01,787 Look. 1058 01:01:02,913 --> 01:01:04,665 Ah, you got a "B." 1059 01:01:04,706 --> 01:01:06,375 Go ahead, honey, you smart. 1060 01:01:06,458 --> 01:01:07,376 I am. 1061 01:01:07,459 --> 01:01:08,377 Yes, that's wonderful. 1062 01:01:08,460 --> 01:01:10,921 I never would have been able to figure out that algeroe... 1063 01:01:11,004 --> 01:01:12,381 and you done figured it out. 1064 01:01:12,422 --> 01:01:14,007 That is good. 1065 01:01:14,091 --> 01:01:16,844 You did prove you can be anything you want to be. 1066 01:01:16,885 --> 01:01:18,011 Go ahead on. 1067 01:01:18,095 --> 01:01:21,181 I look at all the kids at school... 1068 01:01:21,265 --> 01:01:22,808 and they have parents to help them. 1069 01:01:24,268 --> 01:01:25,686 Well, that make you smarter than them... 1070 01:01:25,727 --> 01:01:27,980 'cause you figured it out all by yourself. 1071 01:01:28,063 --> 01:01:29,231 Where your folks at anyway? 1072 01:01:29,273 --> 01:01:31,066 When is they coming to get you? 1073 01:01:31,108 --> 01:01:32,568 That's what I want to know. 1074 01:01:32,609 --> 01:01:35,571 I never knew my daddy, and my mama's in jail. 1075 01:01:35,654 --> 01:01:37,698 I got a bunch of kids I never knew. 1076 01:01:37,739 --> 01:01:39,449 I might be your daddy. 1077 01:01:39,533 --> 01:01:42,536 Joe, this baby can stay here long as she want to. 1078 01:01:42,578 --> 01:01:44,872 The hell she can. 1079 01:01:44,913 --> 01:01:45,914 Can I? 1080 01:01:45,998 --> 01:01:47,749 Yes, till you go off to college. 1081 01:01:47,791 --> 01:01:48,750 College? 1082 01:01:48,792 --> 01:01:50,419 Smart as you is, you better go. 1083 01:01:50,502 --> 01:01:52,713 It ain't where you come from, honey... 1084 01:01:52,754 --> 01:01:53,714 it's where you going. 1085 01:01:53,755 --> 01:01:55,799 No matter what your mama was or who your daddy was... 1086 01:01:55,883 --> 01:01:57,009 you can be anything you want to be. 1087 01:01:57,092 --> 01:01:58,510 Look at Brian. 1088 01:01:58,594 --> 01:01:59,845 He turned out to be a lawyer. 1089 01:01:59,928 --> 01:02:01,096 Look at his daddy... 1090 01:02:01,138 --> 01:02:03,599 a big old lump of nothing. 1091 01:02:03,682 --> 01:02:07,019 Better a lump of nothing than a lump of cow manu-der. 1092 01:02:10,439 --> 01:02:11,940 What you want to be when you grow up? 1093 01:02:12,774 --> 01:02:14,067 A lawyer. 1094 01:02:14,151 --> 01:02:15,235 Oh, a lawyer. That's good... 1095 01:02:15,319 --> 01:02:16,612 'cause I might need you to get me off... 1096 01:02:16,653 --> 01:02:18,071 after I kill him... Murder One. 1097 01:02:20,782 --> 01:02:21,742 I'm gonna be a lawyer. 1098 01:02:21,783 --> 01:02:22,743 I'm gonna go call Tiffany. 1099 01:02:22,784 --> 01:02:24,203 OK, go call Tiffany. 1100 01:02:24,286 --> 01:02:25,871 Gonna be a lawyer. Go ahead, baby. 1101 01:02:26,663 --> 01:02:29,750 You know how much college cost for that child to be a lawyer? 1102 01:02:29,833 --> 01:02:30,959 Who gonna pay for it? 1103 01:02:31,043 --> 01:02:34,087 Well, I figure if you do us a favor and die... 1104 01:02:34,171 --> 01:02:36,465 we can use your insurance money. 1105 01:02:36,548 --> 01:02:39,510 I wouldn't give you the satisfaction. 1106 01:02:39,593 --> 01:02:42,095 You could sell milk... "got milk?" 1107 01:02:42,179 --> 01:02:43,096 Go straight to hell, Joe. 1108 01:02:43,180 --> 01:02:44,097 I'm already talking about somebody. 1109 01:02:44,181 --> 01:02:45,265 Just shut up. 1110 01:02:46,725 --> 01:02:48,852 Knock-knock. 1111 01:02:48,936 --> 01:02:51,230 Oh, Uncle Joe. 1112 01:02:51,313 --> 01:02:52,356 Hi, Madea. 1113 01:02:53,315 --> 01:02:54,691 Where is Lisa? 1114 01:02:54,775 --> 01:02:55,776 She upstairs somewhere. 1115 01:02:55,818 --> 01:02:58,070 Go on, turn around so I can watch you walk out. 1116 01:03:01,782 --> 01:03:02,991 Knock-knock-knock. 1117 01:03:04,701 --> 01:03:06,995 Honey, I came to get you. 1118 01:03:07,079 --> 01:03:08,622 I brought you a little something. 1119 01:03:18,549 --> 01:03:20,008 She doesn't want to marry this man. 1120 01:03:21,176 --> 01:03:23,345 I'm not gonna argue with you about this. 1121 01:03:23,387 --> 01:03:24,471 Then don't. 1122 01:03:24,555 --> 01:03:25,973 Is this how you want to live? 1123 01:03:26,014 --> 01:03:27,266 Pathetic like your sister? 1124 01:03:28,559 --> 01:03:29,810 Look how she lives. 1125 01:03:29,852 --> 01:03:31,353 Is this what you want? 1126 01:03:31,436 --> 01:03:33,689 Why are you trying to make her think this is about her? 1127 01:03:34,857 --> 01:03:37,484 You've been living off her trust fund all these years... 1128 01:03:37,568 --> 01:03:40,279 and now that it's almost gone, you need a new source. 1129 01:03:40,362 --> 01:03:41,488 My dad left her money. 1130 01:03:41,572 --> 01:03:42,865 He didn't leave her a dime. 1131 01:03:42,906 --> 01:03:46,493 He left it all for his first wife. She's broke. 1132 01:03:46,577 --> 01:03:47,786 Stop lying to your sister. 1133 01:03:47,870 --> 01:03:49,204 What? 1134 01:03:52,207 --> 01:03:54,501 Lisa, you remember all those trips... 1135 01:03:54,585 --> 01:03:57,296 that you took to the museum with Mother on the weekends... 1136 01:03:57,379 --> 01:03:58,881 when I was left at home... 1137 01:03:58,964 --> 01:04:01,592 and she would tell you I was being punished? 1138 01:04:01,675 --> 01:04:03,886 I came here to try to smooth things out with you... 1139 01:04:03,927 --> 01:04:06,513 but if you want to continue telling these lies, I'm leaving. 1140 01:04:08,932 --> 01:04:10,184 No, you're not. 1141 01:04:10,225 --> 01:04:12,227 You're gonna sit right there. You're gonna listen. 1142 01:04:14,062 --> 01:04:16,815 Lisa, one day, I was sitting at the bottom of the stairs... 1143 01:04:16,899 --> 01:04:19,443 and I heard Mom and your dad arguing about me. 1144 01:04:23,363 --> 01:04:25,824 You're too young to remember, but he was gonna leave. 1145 01:04:25,908 --> 01:04:27,159 Oh, my God. 1146 01:04:27,242 --> 01:04:28,911 And I heard Mom say, "No." 1147 01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:31,497 "Don't. Please. 1148 01:04:31,580 --> 01:04:34,041 "I'll do it. I'll do it." 1149 01:04:34,124 --> 01:04:36,084 And I didn't know what she was talking about. 1150 01:04:38,921 --> 01:04:40,881 When she came in, she found me. 1151 01:04:43,884 --> 01:04:45,886 Then she put me in the bathtub... 1152 01:04:52,476 --> 01:04:54,061 and she combed my hair... 1153 01:04:59,274 --> 01:05:01,318 and she put make-up on me... 1154 01:05:07,241 --> 01:05:09,201 and perfume. 1155 01:05:12,830 --> 01:05:14,414 And she said... 1156 01:05:17,125 --> 01:05:19,002 "Just relax." 1157 01:05:25,008 --> 01:05:29,263 And then she let him come in and rape me. 1158 01:05:29,304 --> 01:05:31,640 That is not true. 1159 01:05:31,723 --> 01:05:34,810 Yes, it is true, and you're gonna tell her. 1160 01:05:34,893 --> 01:05:36,311 You are gonna tell her! 1161 01:05:36,395 --> 01:05:37,646 He asked me for you. 1162 01:05:38,313 --> 01:05:40,190 I had done everything I could in our family... 1163 01:05:40,274 --> 01:05:41,942 everything I could to please him. 1164 01:05:42,985 --> 01:05:44,695 If we were gonna be comfortable... 1165 01:05:44,778 --> 01:05:48,198 I had to make some hard, hard decisions. 1166 01:05:49,825 --> 01:05:52,494 He would have walked out and left us destitute. 1167 01:05:52,578 --> 01:05:53,704 You should be happy... 1168 01:05:53,787 --> 01:05:55,664 you were able to save our family. 1169 01:05:55,747 --> 01:05:58,083 Are you insane? 1170 01:05:58,167 --> 01:06:00,002 No. I'm a realist. 1171 01:06:01,712 --> 01:06:03,505 I worked... 1172 01:06:03,547 --> 01:06:05,382 worked two jobs. 1173 01:06:06,258 --> 01:06:08,177 When your low-down father walked out on me... 1174 01:06:10,012 --> 01:06:13,056 and I was tired, and I deserved better. 1175 01:06:13,140 --> 01:06:15,058 And when I snatched my little bit of happiness... 1176 01:06:15,142 --> 01:06:17,144 I was not gonna let you take that away from me. 1177 01:06:20,522 --> 01:06:21,857 Sweetheart... 1178 01:06:22,941 --> 01:06:25,986 you were my only option. 1179 01:06:27,905 --> 01:06:29,198 Mom... 1180 01:06:29,239 --> 01:06:30,324 "Mom." 1181 01:06:30,407 --> 01:06:32,993 Just stop that whining. Just stop it. 1182 01:06:33,035 --> 01:06:36,288 I have taken care of you like a little princess... 1183 01:06:36,371 --> 01:06:38,665 the best schools, go in designer clothes... 1184 01:06:38,749 --> 01:06:39,833 all of that. 1185 01:06:39,875 --> 01:06:42,461 Now it is time for you to take care of me! 1186 01:06:43,212 --> 01:06:44,546 You hear me? 1187 01:06:45,797 --> 01:06:48,717 My mother was a real whore... 1188 01:06:48,759 --> 01:06:49,843 and a junkie... 1189 01:06:50,761 --> 01:06:52,262 and she traded me... 1190 01:06:53,764 --> 01:06:55,766 for ten dollars and a fix. 1191 01:07:03,774 --> 01:07:05,609 There are many things in my life that I regret... 1192 01:07:07,402 --> 01:07:09,530 including having you for a daughter... 1193 01:07:09,571 --> 01:07:11,949 because that man was your father. 1194 01:07:16,328 --> 01:07:18,330 But I will not... 1195 01:07:20,791 --> 01:07:22,793 apologize for the decisions I made. 1196 01:07:25,462 --> 01:07:27,548 I am not your tragedy. 1197 01:07:28,924 --> 01:07:31,051 Lisa, I thought that she was just controlling you... 1198 01:07:31,134 --> 01:07:33,053 but she's been controlling me, too. 1199 01:07:35,430 --> 01:07:39,685 I worry about my children... 1200 01:07:39,768 --> 01:07:42,604 about what somebody's gonna do to them... 1201 01:07:42,688 --> 01:07:44,773 every second they're out of my sight. 1202 01:07:46,817 --> 01:07:49,361 I have a man... 1203 01:07:52,447 --> 01:07:55,367 who wants to love me... 1204 01:07:55,450 --> 01:07:57,786 but I won't let him because of you. 1205 01:07:59,121 --> 01:08:02,291 I refuse to let you hold me back anymore. 1206 01:08:04,835 --> 01:08:06,753 I'm gonna love hard. 1207 01:08:08,589 --> 01:08:10,299 I'm gonna be a better mother. 1208 01:08:13,177 --> 01:08:16,180 You don't win... 1209 01:08:18,724 --> 01:08:21,727 because your hand-me-downs stop here. 1210 01:08:26,857 --> 01:08:28,734 I forgive you... 1211 01:08:30,527 --> 01:08:32,321 with all my might... 1212 01:08:38,160 --> 01:08:39,119 and I'm gonna pray... 1213 01:08:39,161 --> 01:08:42,206 that God has mercy on your soul. 1214 01:08:59,014 --> 01:09:00,349 Get your things. 1215 01:09:00,432 --> 01:09:02,142 I'll wait for you in the car. 1216 01:09:15,155 --> 01:09:16,782 I'm so sorry. 1217 01:09:21,787 --> 01:09:23,497 No, I'm sorry. 1218 01:10:10,919 --> 01:10:12,504 I told you to get off the phone. 1219 01:10:12,588 --> 01:10:14,298 If you roll your eyes at me again... 1220 01:10:14,381 --> 01:10:15,757 I'll take 'em out and turn 'em around... 1221 01:10:15,841 --> 01:10:16,800 and have 'em looking at you. 1222 01:10:19,261 --> 01:10:20,429 Lord have mercy. 1223 01:10:21,263 --> 01:10:23,682 It's so good to see the whole family together. 1224 01:10:23,765 --> 01:10:25,017 Thank you, Madea. 1225 01:10:25,100 --> 01:10:27,436 I try. I use my pistol for some of 'em... 1226 01:10:27,478 --> 01:10:28,770 'cause that's all they understood. 1227 01:10:30,439 --> 01:10:31,815 I had to threaten half of 'em here. 1228 01:10:31,899 --> 01:10:33,066 Aunt Ruby ninety-six. 1229 01:10:33,108 --> 01:10:35,360 She needed to see all her family. 1230 01:10:35,444 --> 01:10:36,528 I'm thirsty. 1231 01:10:36,612 --> 01:10:38,071 Baby, get us some lemonade out the house, please. 1232 01:10:38,113 --> 01:10:39,114 Yes, ma'am. 1233 01:10:41,617 --> 01:10:43,452 They told me she was a handful. 1234 01:10:44,036 --> 01:10:45,913 How you get her to be so polite? 1235 01:10:45,954 --> 01:10:47,539 I been tearing that ass up. 1236 01:10:50,042 --> 01:10:51,627 I look at all these foster parents... 1237 01:10:51,710 --> 01:10:53,629 taking these children in, just trying to get money... 1238 01:10:53,670 --> 01:10:54,755 but you know what I found out? 1239 01:10:54,796 --> 01:10:56,548 Ain't nothing wrong with these children. 1240 01:10:56,632 --> 01:10:59,092 All they need is some love and support... 1241 01:10:59,176 --> 01:11:00,761 and somebody be patient with them... 1242 01:11:00,802 --> 01:11:01,929 and they'll be all right. 1243 01:11:01,970 --> 01:11:04,264 That's what I found out about these kids. 1244 01:11:04,306 --> 01:11:06,433 Didn't I tell you to get the hell off that telephone? 1245 01:11:06,475 --> 01:11:07,601 What is your problem? 1246 01:11:07,643 --> 01:11:09,770 I told you to hang up Aunt Ruby's phone. 1247 01:11:09,812 --> 01:11:12,231 I'll shove it so far down your throat... 1248 01:11:12,314 --> 01:11:14,983 all you gonna be able to do is dial 911 with your navel. 1249 01:11:15,025 --> 01:11:16,235 Do you hear me? 1250 01:11:16,318 --> 01:11:18,028 Get the hell in the house and hang up the phone! 1251 01:11:18,111 --> 01:11:19,613 Put it on the hook. 1252 01:11:26,203 --> 01:11:29,122 Gotta be patient with these babies, you know? 1253 01:11:31,333 --> 01:11:33,293 Is that Victoria? 1254 01:11:36,088 --> 01:11:38,131 Lord have mercy. 1255 01:11:38,173 --> 01:11:41,176 Who wears heels to a family reunion? 1256 01:11:42,302 --> 01:11:43,512 Hello. 1257 01:11:43,595 --> 01:11:46,223 Hello, ladies. 1258 01:11:46,306 --> 01:11:48,142 It's warm out today, isn't it? 1259 01:11:48,183 --> 01:11:51,520 Be cooler if you had on some regular clothes. 1260 01:11:52,521 --> 01:11:54,857 That's a nice dress, Victoria. 1261 01:11:54,940 --> 01:11:56,191 Thank you. 1262 01:11:56,275 --> 01:11:58,318 It's kind of haute, isn't it? 1263 01:12:00,904 --> 01:12:02,489 It's all the rave in Paris. 1264 01:12:02,573 --> 01:12:05,159 Well, this is hot Georgier. 1265 01:12:05,242 --> 01:12:06,869 It is not Paree... 1266 01:12:06,952 --> 01:12:09,705 so we don't wear dressie like that. 1267 01:12:09,788 --> 01:12:10,789 You look silly. 1268 01:12:13,083 --> 01:12:16,044 Trying to be so bougie, oui-oui, pee-pee. 1269 01:12:17,296 --> 01:12:18,547 Where is everyone? 1270 01:12:21,884 --> 01:12:24,011 She's going to need some deodorie. 1271 01:12:27,890 --> 01:12:29,516 For her bootie! 1272 01:12:34,563 --> 01:12:36,398 Girl, I already told them, "I'm not going down..." 1273 01:12:36,440 --> 01:12:38,484 Good Lord. Who they kin to? 1274 01:12:39,568 --> 01:12:40,527 Who them is? 1275 01:12:40,569 --> 01:12:43,238 That's Henry Lee's daughter. 1276 01:12:43,322 --> 01:12:44,990 That's Henry Lee little girl? 1277 01:12:45,073 --> 01:12:47,993 She got her daddy face, but her mama everything... 1278 01:12:48,076 --> 01:12:49,495 Hey, hey, wait. Come here, baby. 1279 01:12:50,537 --> 01:12:51,830 Come to Uncle Joe. 1280 01:12:51,914 --> 01:12:53,248 How you doing, baby? 1281 01:12:54,333 --> 01:12:55,375 Listen, I'm a little thirsty. 1282 01:12:55,459 --> 01:12:57,836 Reach down in that barrel, and get me a drink. 1283 01:12:58,420 --> 01:13:01,715 But lookit, I need it cold, 'cause I'm parched... 1284 01:13:01,757 --> 01:13:03,550 so reach down deep in the bottom. 1285 01:13:06,386 --> 01:13:08,889 Good Lord almighty. 1286 01:13:14,478 --> 01:13:16,063 Deep, baby, deeper... 1287 01:13:21,443 --> 01:13:22,778 Thank you so much. 1288 01:13:25,739 --> 01:13:28,033 Grover, you want a drink? 1289 01:13:28,116 --> 01:13:29,076 No. 1290 01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:32,538 Oh, yeah. Me, too. 1291 01:13:32,621 --> 01:13:34,748 Me, too, honey. 1292 01:13:34,790 --> 01:13:36,375 Way down in there. 1293 01:13:44,299 --> 01:13:45,259 They ain't got no more. 1294 01:13:48,971 --> 01:13:50,597 Lord have mercy. 1295 01:13:50,639 --> 01:13:52,766 If I wasn't on that heart medication... 1296 01:13:52,808 --> 01:13:54,726 and didn't have this blood pressure problem... 1297 01:13:54,810 --> 01:13:56,478 and waiting on the kidney transplant... 1298 01:13:56,520 --> 01:13:58,230 and was on dialysis... 1299 01:13:58,313 --> 01:13:59,982 I might take that Viagra. 1300 01:14:00,065 --> 01:14:02,401 I might go and take a chance with it. 1301 01:14:05,154 --> 01:14:07,114 I got him, I got him. 1302 01:14:07,156 --> 01:14:08,157 Back door. Beat him up. 1303 01:14:08,782 --> 01:14:09,700 Ball up! 1304 01:14:09,783 --> 01:14:11,160 Get over there. 1305 01:14:11,243 --> 01:14:12,619 Watch the switch. 1306 01:14:20,502 --> 01:14:21,628 Good game, man. 1307 01:14:22,337 --> 01:14:23,964 Nice time. Very good. 1308 01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:27,926 I got next up. 1309 01:14:28,010 --> 01:14:30,304 You got to let me rest, man. I'm tired. 1310 01:14:30,345 --> 01:14:31,805 Don't tell me you're getting old. 1311 01:14:31,847 --> 01:14:33,265 I ain't gonna tell you, then. 1312 01:14:33,348 --> 01:14:34,558 I'm gonna get some food. 1313 01:14:40,063 --> 01:14:41,148 How's Deborah doing? 1314 01:14:42,024 --> 01:14:43,567 She's good. She's in the house. 1315 01:14:43,650 --> 01:14:44,610 Is she? 1316 01:14:45,360 --> 01:14:47,070 I'm gonna say hi to her. 1317 01:14:47,154 --> 01:14:48,280 You don't want to go in there now. 1318 01:14:48,363 --> 01:14:49,323 The women in there. 1319 01:14:49,364 --> 01:14:52,117 You do not want to go in the kitchen. 1320 01:14:55,329 --> 01:14:57,206 Oh, my goodness. 1321 01:14:57,289 --> 01:15:00,459 Baby, we were just talking about you. 1322 01:15:00,542 --> 01:15:02,294 It's good to see you, baby. 1323 01:15:02,377 --> 01:15:03,712 How are you? 1324 01:15:03,795 --> 01:15:06,882 I'm good. I haven't seen this side of my family... 1325 01:15:06,965 --> 01:15:08,509 in a long time, though. 1326 01:15:08,592 --> 01:15:10,886 I feel so much love here. 1327 01:15:10,969 --> 01:15:13,514 Whenever you come around family... 1328 01:15:13,597 --> 01:15:15,015 you can find love. 1329 01:15:15,057 --> 01:15:16,558 You can sense it. 1330 01:15:17,893 --> 01:15:21,104 And a bride-to-be will wear it as a garment. 1331 01:15:21,188 --> 01:15:23,315 Oh, yes, darling. 1332 01:15:23,398 --> 01:15:25,234 And what about your garment? 1333 01:15:25,275 --> 01:15:26,652 Where is it? 1334 01:15:28,237 --> 01:15:30,364 I'm sorry. I don't understand... 1335 01:15:32,699 --> 01:15:35,077 I guess my question really is... 1336 01:15:35,160 --> 01:15:38,997 when are we going to get to meet this mystery man? 1337 01:15:39,081 --> 01:15:40,207 Indeed. 1338 01:15:40,290 --> 01:15:42,042 He'll be here soon. 1339 01:15:42,084 --> 01:15:44,419 And I'm sure you're all going to love him. 1340 01:15:50,217 --> 01:15:52,970 You all should be so happy for her. 1341 01:15:53,053 --> 01:15:54,263 Yes, of course. 1342 01:15:54,346 --> 01:15:56,890 Of course, and we want to be happy for her... 1343 01:15:56,932 --> 01:16:00,477 except that the jury is still out on that. 1344 01:16:01,436 --> 01:16:03,689 I mean, tell me, baby... 1345 01:16:04,439 --> 01:16:07,568 are you really ready to marry this man? 1346 01:16:09,278 --> 01:16:10,571 I've thought about it. 1347 01:16:10,612 --> 01:16:12,197 Of course she is. 1348 01:16:14,116 --> 01:16:15,075 She loves him. 1349 01:16:17,953 --> 01:16:19,163 She loves him. 1350 01:16:21,957 --> 01:16:23,959 That's a very important factor... 1351 01:16:24,793 --> 01:16:26,670 and I can tell you about love. 1352 01:16:27,963 --> 01:16:29,006 William... 1353 01:16:29,089 --> 01:16:31,967 that's my husband's name... 1354 01:16:33,135 --> 01:16:35,929 we had a love so strong... 1355 01:16:35,971 --> 01:16:39,308 that it just seemed like we were one. 1356 01:16:40,809 --> 01:16:43,353 I would get ready to tell him something... 1357 01:16:43,437 --> 01:16:46,940 and he would open his mouth and say the very thing... 1358 01:16:47,024 --> 01:16:48,692 that I was fixing to tell him. 1359 01:16:48,775 --> 01:16:51,487 You know how frustrating that was sometimes? 1360 01:16:51,528 --> 01:16:53,530 Oh, Lord, I couldn't stand it. 1361 01:16:54,781 --> 01:16:55,782 And then... 1362 01:16:57,159 --> 01:17:00,287 there were those moments when I would just... 1363 01:17:01,872 --> 01:17:03,832 lay my head on his chest... 1364 01:17:05,083 --> 01:17:07,461 just to listen to his heart beat. 1365 01:17:09,004 --> 01:17:10,506 And then one night... 1366 01:17:10,589 --> 01:17:15,636 I realized that his heartbeat matched mine. 1367 01:17:15,719 --> 01:17:18,889 Lord have mercy. 1368 01:17:18,972 --> 01:17:22,434 Rhythm's off, now he's gone. 1369 01:17:22,518 --> 01:17:25,187 I'm so sorry, Aunt Myrtle. 1370 01:17:25,229 --> 01:17:26,939 Oh, don't fret for me, sweetheart. 1371 01:17:28,982 --> 01:17:30,776 I have had an opportunity... 1372 01:17:30,859 --> 01:17:33,195 that few people ever get on this earth. 1373 01:17:34,196 --> 01:17:39,910 God has blessed me to share time and space with a man... 1374 01:17:39,993 --> 01:17:44,081 that he designed himself just for me. 1375 01:17:46,375 --> 01:17:48,710 I've not only been blessed... 1376 01:17:48,794 --> 01:17:52,339 I have been divinely favored. 1377 01:17:52,422 --> 01:17:53,715 It's so true. 1378 01:17:54,925 --> 01:17:59,513 You know, Myrtle, I weep for these young women today. 1379 01:18:00,931 --> 01:18:04,768 Some of them will never know that. 1380 01:18:05,561 --> 01:18:08,730 In fact, never know even a portion... 1381 01:18:08,814 --> 01:18:10,566 of what you're talking about. 1382 01:18:12,568 --> 01:18:16,572 Darlings, love is many things. 1383 01:18:16,655 --> 01:18:18,115 It's varied. 1384 01:18:19,575 --> 01:18:22,828 One thing it is not and can never be... 1385 01:18:22,911 --> 01:18:24,079 is unsure. 1386 01:18:29,251 --> 01:18:31,170 Take me outside. 1387 01:18:31,253 --> 01:18:33,255 I want to be with my family. 1388 01:18:33,338 --> 01:18:34,464 Oh, Ruby. 1389 01:18:57,529 --> 01:18:59,490 Almost hit it. 1390 01:18:59,573 --> 01:19:00,699 You must be Carlos. 1391 01:19:00,782 --> 01:19:01,909 Is it that obvious? 1392 01:19:01,950 --> 01:19:03,202 Yeah, a little bit. 1393 01:19:03,285 --> 01:19:05,120 I'm Brian, Lisa's cousin. How you doing? 1394 01:19:05,204 --> 01:19:07,206 Come on, I'll introduce you to everybody. 1395 01:19:49,915 --> 01:19:51,959 So pleased you were able to join us. 1396 01:19:52,042 --> 01:19:54,002 I want you to meet Mabel. 1397 01:19:54,670 --> 01:19:55,629 And Calvin. 1398 01:19:55,671 --> 01:19:56,797 How you doing? 1399 01:19:56,839 --> 01:19:59,007 This is Carlos, Lisa's fiance. 1400 01:20:03,345 --> 01:20:04,638 I'm Frankie. 1401 01:20:04,680 --> 01:20:06,014 I know who you are. 1402 01:20:06,056 --> 01:20:08,851 Mom, I was hoping that we could talk for a minute. 1403 01:20:08,892 --> 01:20:10,310 I can't talk to you now. 1404 01:20:10,352 --> 01:20:12,146 I'm talking to your sister about something more important. 1405 01:20:15,274 --> 01:20:18,277 I want you to take Carlos around and introduce him... 1406 01:20:18,360 --> 01:20:19,695 make him feel more comfortable. 1407 01:20:19,736 --> 01:20:20,696 We're talking. 1408 01:20:20,737 --> 01:20:22,322 And be happy about it. 1409 01:20:22,364 --> 01:20:24,116 How can she be happy about it? 1410 01:20:24,199 --> 01:20:26,201 What would you know about being happy... 1411 01:20:26,285 --> 01:20:27,953 coming in here with some bus driver? 1412 01:20:28,036 --> 01:20:29,705 Can you not do this right now? 1413 01:20:29,746 --> 01:20:31,373 I'm tired of her in your ear... 1414 01:20:31,456 --> 01:20:33,625 about to ruin the best thing that ever happened to you. 1415 01:20:33,709 --> 01:20:35,752 Don't you mean the best thing that ever happened to you? 1416 01:20:35,836 --> 01:20:36,795 You can't listen to her... 1417 01:20:36,879 --> 01:20:39,339 'cause she has nothing, never will have anything... 1418 01:20:39,381 --> 01:20:41,216 and she's jealous of you because you're so beautiful... 1419 01:20:41,258 --> 01:20:42,759 Jealous? 1420 01:20:42,843 --> 01:20:44,386 You've always been jealous of our relationship, because... 1421 01:20:44,470 --> 01:20:46,513 You know I've always loved her more. 1422 01:20:46,597 --> 01:20:50,309 You just hate the idea that anybody might love me. 1423 01:20:50,392 --> 01:20:52,644 If that man loves you, he's a damn fool! 1424 01:20:52,728 --> 01:20:54,354 You are such a bitch. 1425 01:21:00,194 --> 01:21:02,613 Stop that fighting, I say! 1426 01:21:02,696 --> 01:21:05,115 "Girls Gone Wild, Senior Edition." 1427 01:21:08,118 --> 01:21:09,411 Stop that fighting! 1428 01:21:09,453 --> 01:21:11,330 I don't know where you came from! 1429 01:21:11,413 --> 01:21:13,749 You are so damn evil! 1430 01:21:13,832 --> 01:21:15,918 I am my mother's daughter! 1431 01:21:26,428 --> 01:21:29,890 Pray on 1432 01:21:29,973 --> 01:21:34,895 Just a little while longer 1433 01:21:35,646 --> 01:21:38,982 Pray on 1434 01:21:39,066 --> 01:21:42,653 Just a little while 1435 01:21:42,736 --> 01:21:45,239 Longer 1436 01:21:45,322 --> 01:21:48,992 Pray on 1437 01:21:49,076 --> 01:21:54,540 Just a little while longer 1438 01:21:54,623 --> 01:21:59,253 And everything, yes 1439 01:21:59,336 --> 01:22:03,507 Is gonna be all right 1440 01:22:33,620 --> 01:22:36,999 Is this what we paid for? 1441 01:22:38,667 --> 01:22:40,878 What is she talking about? 1442 01:22:40,961 --> 01:22:43,172 I'll tell you what she's talking about. 1443 01:22:45,132 --> 01:22:48,510 This is the first family reunion... 1444 01:22:48,594 --> 01:22:52,139 we have had in five years. 1445 01:22:54,183 --> 01:22:56,059 Aunt Ruby... 1446 01:22:56,143 --> 01:22:59,396 she's ninety-six years old. 1447 01:23:00,856 --> 01:23:03,442 Ninety-six. 1448 01:23:05,444 --> 01:23:08,030 Family reunions... 1449 01:23:08,113 --> 01:23:12,493 are about uniting the family... 1450 01:23:12,534 --> 01:23:16,413 bringing together the young and the old. 1451 01:23:18,707 --> 01:23:20,334 Singing and dancing... 1452 01:23:20,375 --> 01:23:22,961 and thanking God, giving him the glory. 1453 01:23:23,712 --> 01:23:26,590 Thanking him for getting us over. 1454 01:23:28,425 --> 01:23:32,179 As we marched up the road... 1455 01:23:32,221 --> 01:23:33,847 this afternoon... 1456 01:23:35,224 --> 01:23:38,852 what we saw were young men gambling... 1457 01:23:38,936 --> 01:23:40,854 fighting, cussing... 1458 01:23:43,065 --> 01:23:45,609 women with no clothes on... 1459 01:23:45,692 --> 01:23:48,403 gyrating all over on this land. 1460 01:23:51,573 --> 01:23:53,075 Do you see this shack? 1461 01:23:54,910 --> 01:23:57,955 The man and woman who were born here... 1462 01:23:58,038 --> 01:24:01,041 gave birth to this generation. 1463 01:24:01,124 --> 01:24:03,585 They were slaves. 1464 01:24:03,627 --> 01:24:05,712 They worked this ground... 1465 01:24:06,380 --> 01:24:08,173 but they bought it... 1466 01:24:09,925 --> 01:24:12,469 from the widow of the slave owner... 1467 01:24:12,553 --> 01:24:14,972 and that's the kind of blood we have... 1468 01:24:15,055 --> 01:24:16,515 running through our veins. 1469 01:24:16,598 --> 01:24:19,726 That's the stock that we are made of. 1470 01:24:19,810 --> 01:24:21,019 What happened to us? 1471 01:24:23,647 --> 01:24:24,898 Who are you? 1472 01:24:24,940 --> 01:24:26,817 Do you know who you are? 1473 01:24:26,900 --> 01:24:29,903 What happened to the pride and the dignity... 1474 01:24:29,987 --> 01:24:33,782 and the love and respect that we had for one another? 1475 01:24:36,410 --> 01:24:38,036 Where did it go? 1476 01:24:39,496 --> 01:24:40,831 And how... 1477 01:24:42,457 --> 01:24:43,667 How do we get it back? 1478 01:24:46,461 --> 01:24:47,546 I'm 'a tell you. 1479 01:24:48,755 --> 01:24:51,633 Young black men, take your place. 1480 01:24:52,801 --> 01:24:54,219 We need you! 1481 01:24:54,303 --> 01:24:58,432 Your sons and daughters need you. 1482 01:24:58,474 --> 01:25:00,392 Did you understand what I just said? 1483 01:25:00,476 --> 01:25:03,395 You were sold off and had no choice, yes... 1484 01:25:03,479 --> 01:25:05,606 but now it's time to stay. 1485 01:25:05,689 --> 01:25:07,524 Take your place! 1486 01:25:08,734 --> 01:25:11,153 Now! Starting now! 1487 01:25:15,157 --> 01:25:16,158 Young black women... 1488 01:25:17,993 --> 01:25:21,330 you are more than your thighs and your hips. 1489 01:25:21,413 --> 01:25:24,500 You are beautiful, strong, powerful. 1490 01:25:24,583 --> 01:25:26,293 I want more from you! 1491 01:25:27,336 --> 01:25:28,545 Take your place. 1492 01:25:28,629 --> 01:25:32,132 I want every single one of you... 1493 01:25:32,216 --> 01:25:35,010 young man, young woman... 1494 01:25:35,093 --> 01:25:37,888 turn to the next person... 1495 01:25:37,971 --> 01:25:40,682 standing alongside of you. 1496 01:25:40,766 --> 01:25:42,100 Grab them and hug them... 1497 01:25:42,184 --> 01:25:44,019 and tell them that you love 'em. 1498 01:25:45,395 --> 01:25:47,981 Tell them, "If you need anything, come to me." 1499 01:25:48,065 --> 01:25:50,609 "If you need somebody to talk to, come to me." 1500 01:25:50,692 --> 01:25:51,944 I love you, girl. 1501 01:25:52,027 --> 01:25:52,986 Thank you, girl. 1502 01:25:53,028 --> 01:25:54,488 "I'll give you the shoulder. 1503 01:25:54,530 --> 01:25:56,406 "I'll give you the hug. 1504 01:25:56,490 --> 01:25:58,492 "I'll feed you, I'll clothe you 1505 01:25:58,534 --> 01:26:00,327 "if you need it." 1506 01:26:00,369 --> 01:26:02,204 That's how you start... 1507 01:26:02,246 --> 01:26:03,497 from this moment. 1508 01:26:04,706 --> 01:26:07,709 When you leave this reunion today... 1509 01:26:08,710 --> 01:26:10,295 you take that with you. 1510 01:26:10,921 --> 01:26:12,256 God bless y'all. 1511 01:26:12,339 --> 01:26:13,465 God bless you. 1512 01:26:13,549 --> 01:26:14,508 God bless you, Grandma. 1513 01:27:58,237 --> 01:27:59,655 Vanessa just went to church looking for you. 1514 01:27:59,696 --> 01:28:00,948 What you doing here? 1515 01:28:00,989 --> 01:28:03,283 You two look lovely. 1516 01:28:03,325 --> 01:28:06,328 Looking like a big ol' pig wrapped in a purple blanket... 1517 01:28:06,370 --> 01:28:07,329 what you look like. 1518 01:28:07,371 --> 01:28:09,248 Shut up and put your shoes on. 1519 01:28:09,331 --> 01:28:11,542 Help that thing find his shoes so we can get out of here. 1520 01:28:15,045 --> 01:28:16,171 You all right? 1521 01:28:23,762 --> 01:28:24,888 Who is it? 1522 01:28:28,517 --> 01:28:30,310 You running from him? 1523 01:28:32,855 --> 01:28:35,023 It's time to stop running, honey, and fight. 1524 01:28:39,570 --> 01:28:40,821 Come in. 1525 01:28:53,750 --> 01:28:55,335 Madea, you look lovely. 1526 01:28:57,087 --> 01:28:58,547 You ready for my wedding? 1527 01:28:58,630 --> 01:29:00,048 I only go to church for two reasons... 1528 01:29:00,132 --> 01:29:01,633 weddings and funerals. 1529 01:29:01,717 --> 01:29:03,552 Wonder what I'm dressed for today. 1530 01:29:06,638 --> 01:29:08,182 Don't you know it's bad luck... 1531 01:29:08,265 --> 01:29:10,225 for the groom to see the bride before the wedding? 1532 01:29:11,393 --> 01:29:13,562 In your case, it might be real bad luck. 1533 01:29:14,563 --> 01:29:16,356 You know I couldn't resist the love of my life. 1534 01:29:16,398 --> 01:29:18,108 You know she tried to sneak away from me last night? 1535 01:29:18,192 --> 01:29:19,193 She did, Madea. 1536 01:29:20,152 --> 01:29:22,571 Can we just have a moment alone? 1537 01:29:23,363 --> 01:29:25,741 In my house? Hell, no. 1538 01:29:25,824 --> 01:29:27,367 It's OK, Madea. 1539 01:29:27,451 --> 01:29:29,578 It's OK, just go. 1540 01:29:35,292 --> 01:29:37,294 Carlos, you look like you're hungry. 1541 01:29:40,589 --> 01:29:42,591 I got some hot grits over there on the stove. 1542 01:29:43,926 --> 01:29:46,512 Lisa, why don't you give Carlos some? 1543 01:29:47,930 --> 01:29:49,389 They hot. 1544 01:29:54,770 --> 01:29:56,939 Yeah, Carlos, you casket sharp. 1545 01:29:59,358 --> 01:30:00,567 Come on, y'all, let's go. 1546 01:30:13,622 --> 01:30:14,706 You must be out your mind. 1547 01:30:14,790 --> 01:30:16,291 You got me all over this city, walking around. 1548 01:30:16,375 --> 01:30:18,418 Y'all didn't even see where... 1549 01:30:27,302 --> 01:30:28,929 Is everything all right? 1550 01:30:28,971 --> 01:30:31,098 It's fine. I'd know that scream anywhere. 1551 01:30:31,140 --> 01:30:33,058 Come on, let's go to the church. 1552 01:30:33,142 --> 01:30:35,769 Praise the Lord. God is good. 1553 01:30:35,853 --> 01:30:37,187 She in there playing grit ball. 1554 01:31:23,859 --> 01:31:25,486 This place is nice. 1555 01:31:26,904 --> 01:31:28,363 Hey, all these bougie people. 1556 01:31:28,447 --> 01:31:30,157 - Hello. - Hi. 1557 01:31:32,201 --> 01:31:35,037 I don't like no stuck-up people like this. 1558 01:31:35,078 --> 01:31:36,371 When are we going to be able to go in? 1559 01:31:36,413 --> 01:31:37,915 That's what I want to know. 1560 01:31:37,998 --> 01:31:40,459 Where is she? She's late? 1561 01:31:40,542 --> 01:31:42,002 Oh, my God. Excuse me. 1562 01:31:42,085 --> 01:31:43,921 Excuse me. Calm down, everybody! 1563 01:31:44,004 --> 01:31:45,380 We're about to begin. 1564 01:31:45,422 --> 01:31:47,007 We're about to begin. 1565 01:31:47,049 --> 01:31:49,134 Hey, sweet thing. Don't I know you? 1566 01:31:49,218 --> 01:31:52,054 Excuse me? As if you could. 1567 01:31:52,095 --> 01:31:54,014 Now move, old man. Step aside. 1568 01:31:54,056 --> 01:31:56,433 Did that thang just push you, Joe? 1569 01:31:56,517 --> 01:31:57,518 Yeah, she did. She don't know us. 1570 01:31:57,559 --> 01:31:59,353 We're Baptists. We'll tear this church up. 1571 01:32:00,521 --> 01:32:02,397 You don't know me. I will set it off in here. 1572 01:32:02,439 --> 01:32:04,441 I will do a drive-by in this church. 1573 01:32:04,525 --> 01:32:05,859 You better be glad you're at church. 1574 01:32:05,901 --> 01:32:08,570 Jesus just saved your life. Hallelu-yer. 1575 01:32:08,654 --> 01:32:09,822 OK, listen now. 1576 01:32:09,905 --> 01:32:12,241 You old people getting on my nerves now. 1577 01:32:12,324 --> 01:32:15,994 I'm trying to make this event as professional as possible. 1578 01:32:17,204 --> 01:32:19,206 That's why I can hardly work with black people now... 1579 01:32:20,582 --> 01:32:22,584 always late and ignorant. 1580 01:32:22,626 --> 01:32:24,378 Y'all better tell someone. She don't know me. 1581 01:32:24,419 --> 01:32:26,922 She don't know me. She don't know I'm a thug. 1582 01:32:27,005 --> 01:32:29,216 I'm a real thug. I shot Tupac. 1583 01:32:29,258 --> 01:32:30,759 I did, the first time. 1584 01:32:30,801 --> 01:32:32,094 We was arguing over a parking spot. 1585 01:32:32,177 --> 01:32:33,846 I didn't kill him though. That wasn't me. 1586 01:32:35,139 --> 01:32:37,766 Just a minute. Where are your dresses? 1587 01:32:37,850 --> 01:32:39,893 What is the problem? 1588 01:32:45,107 --> 01:32:46,859 Not quite what you expected. 1589 01:32:50,028 --> 01:32:51,989 I'm not getting married today. 1590 01:32:59,663 --> 01:33:04,877 I've been beaten every day since we got engaged. 1591 01:33:12,217 --> 01:33:15,596 And I've tried to make excuses for him... 1592 01:33:15,637 --> 01:33:17,639 over and over and over again. 1593 01:33:20,434 --> 01:33:25,981 But it's time for me to start making my own decisions... 1594 01:33:27,357 --> 01:33:30,319 and live for Lisa. 1595 01:33:36,158 --> 01:33:37,659 That's right. 1596 01:33:40,954 --> 01:33:43,916 I feel sorry for you. One day you'll see. 1597 01:33:43,999 --> 01:33:47,127 Ah, Victoria, shut up! We feel sorry for you. 1598 01:33:48,212 --> 01:33:50,005 That child got her own life to live. 1599 01:33:50,047 --> 01:33:52,508 You need to go get one and stop trying to live hers. 1600 01:33:52,549 --> 01:33:58,138 I just hate that all my hard work has gone to waste. 1601 01:33:58,222 --> 01:33:59,306 It doesn't have to. 1602 01:34:09,399 --> 01:34:10,567 What are you doing? 1603 01:34:15,239 --> 01:34:16,782 Do you love me? 1604 01:34:23,038 --> 01:34:24,039 I love you. 1605 01:34:25,249 --> 01:34:26,291 Prove it. 1606 01:34:27,459 --> 01:34:28,877 Marry me. 1607 01:34:28,961 --> 01:34:33,298 You want me to marry you? 1608 01:34:34,049 --> 01:34:36,260 Right now. Right here. 1609 01:34:46,353 --> 01:34:47,396 All right, all right. 1610 01:34:47,479 --> 01:34:49,815 Get them to the holding area. 1611 01:34:49,898 --> 01:34:51,567 Get a tux on him. 1612 01:34:51,650 --> 01:34:53,193 Go, move, people! 1613 01:34:54,319 --> 01:34:56,113 Come back over here, people. 1614 01:34:56,196 --> 01:34:58,782 There will be a wedding here today. 1615 01:34:58,866 --> 01:35:00,742 All is not lost. 1616 01:35:00,826 --> 01:35:02,202 Ladies and gentlemen... 1617 01:35:03,078 --> 01:35:04,663 I give you... 1618 01:35:05,581 --> 01:35:08,750 Paris in springtime. 1619 01:35:22,264 --> 01:35:23,891 Come right in. 1620 01:35:27,102 --> 01:35:28,896 This is so gorgeous. 1621 01:35:41,450 --> 01:35:45,579 The sun has come. The mists have gone. 1622 01:35:45,621 --> 01:35:48,749 We see in the distance our long way home. 1623 01:35:50,167 --> 01:35:53,253 I was always yours to have. 1624 01:35:53,295 --> 01:35:54,922 You were always mine. 1625 01:35:55,923 --> 01:35:57,716 We have loved each other... 1626 01:35:57,800 --> 01:35:59,510 in and out of time. 1627 01:36:00,928 --> 01:36:03,222 When the first stone... 1628 01:36:03,305 --> 01:36:06,016 Iooked up at the blazing sun... 1629 01:36:06,099 --> 01:36:08,727 and the first tree struggled up... 1630 01:36:08,811 --> 01:36:10,437 from the forest floor... 1631 01:36:11,438 --> 01:36:14,858 I had always loved you more. 1632 01:36:14,942 --> 01:36:21,114 You freed your braids, gave your hair to the breeze. 1633 01:36:21,156 --> 01:36:24,076 It hummed like a hive of honeybees. 1634 01:36:24,159 --> 01:36:29,748 I reached in the mass for the sweet honeycomb there. 1635 01:36:30,833 --> 01:36:32,835 God, how I loved your hair. 1636 01:36:33,836 --> 01:36:38,090 You saw me bludgeoned by circumstance... 1637 01:36:38,173 --> 01:36:42,010 Iost, injured, hurt by chance. 1638 01:36:43,595 --> 01:36:47,516 I screamed to the heavens... 1639 01:36:47,599 --> 01:36:49,643 Ioudly screamed... 1640 01:36:51,019 --> 01:36:54,648 trying to change our nightmares into dreams. 1641 01:36:54,731 --> 01:36:58,902 The sun has come. The mists have gone. 1642 01:36:58,986 --> 01:37:02,698 We see in the distance our long way home. 1643 01:37:02,781 --> 01:37:04,908 I was yours to have... 1644 01:37:04,992 --> 01:37:07,744 and you were always mine. 1645 01:37:07,828 --> 01:37:10,497 We loved each other in and out... 1646 01:37:10,581 --> 01:37:14,918 in and out, in and out of time. 1647 01:37:33,061 --> 01:37:36,315 It seems like forever 1648 01:37:36,398 --> 01:37:40,569 That I have waited for you 1649 01:37:40,652 --> 01:37:45,115 In a world of disappointment 1650 01:37:45,199 --> 01:37:47,993 One thing is true 1651 01:37:49,786 --> 01:37:52,289 God has blessed me 1652 01:37:53,582 --> 01:37:57,503 And he's blessed you, too 1653 01:37:57,586 --> 01:38:01,632 In a world of lonely people 1654 01:38:01,715 --> 01:38:04,218 I found you 1655 01:38:05,093 --> 01:38:09,139 Just take my hand 1656 01:38:09,223 --> 01:38:12,100 And hold me close 1657 01:38:13,727 --> 01:38:17,147 And don't 1658 01:38:17,231 --> 01:38:22,110 Let me go 1659 01:38:22,152 --> 01:38:25,113 You for me 1660 01:38:25,197 --> 01:38:29,785 And me for you 1661 01:38:29,868 --> 01:38:32,454 Together we'll make 1662 01:38:32,538 --> 01:38:37,918 One 1663 01:38:37,960 --> 01:38:41,588 We were once strangers 1664 01:38:41,630 --> 01:38:44,341 All by ourselves 1665 01:38:46,510 --> 01:38:48,887 Living, living alone 1666 01:38:48,971 --> 01:38:52,349 With no one else 1667 01:38:54,434 --> 01:38:56,770 But here you are 1668 01:38:58,147 --> 01:39:01,525 And it's so, so sweet 1669 01:39:02,317 --> 01:39:03,277 God must have done this 1670 01:39:03,318 --> 01:39:04,444 Frankie. 1671 01:39:05,404 --> 01:39:08,907 Made you for me 1672 01:39:08,991 --> 01:39:10,284 Today, this is special. 1673 01:39:10,325 --> 01:39:12,536 I was prepared to speak for Lisa and Carlos... 1674 01:39:12,619 --> 01:39:14,830 but since I'm a little ill-prepared... 1675 01:39:14,913 --> 01:39:18,000 maybe you should just say what's on your heart. 1676 01:39:28,051 --> 01:39:29,136 I never... 1677 01:39:30,554 --> 01:39:32,890 thought that I could meet someone like you. 1678 01:39:34,349 --> 01:39:36,351 You are my friend... 1679 01:39:38,687 --> 01:39:40,731 you are my smile... 1680 01:39:42,524 --> 01:39:44,735 you are my everything. 1681 01:39:48,572 --> 01:39:51,033 You are a breath-taking reflection... 1682 01:39:51,116 --> 01:39:53,535 of God's heart for me... 1683 01:39:54,703 --> 01:39:56,872 of how he pursued me... 1684 01:39:56,955 --> 01:39:58,665 and loved me... 1685 01:40:00,834 --> 01:40:03,420 even when I didn't love myself. 1686 01:40:06,048 --> 01:40:07,883 You held my hand in the darkness... 1687 01:40:09,510 --> 01:40:12,012 and you pulled me out into the light. 1688 01:40:16,391 --> 01:40:19,978 I love you, Frankie Henderson. 1689 01:40:20,062 --> 01:40:21,730 You are my light... 1690 01:40:25,651 --> 01:40:28,070 and it doesn't matter what happens... 1691 01:40:28,153 --> 01:40:30,322 in this life... 1692 01:40:32,074 --> 01:40:33,992 as long as you're with me. 1693 01:40:36,537 --> 01:40:38,497 When I look at you... 1694 01:40:43,127 --> 01:40:44,670 I know that there's a God... 1695 01:40:50,467 --> 01:40:53,220 and that he loved me so much... 1696 01:40:54,680 --> 01:40:57,099 that he took the time to create you... 1697 01:41:00,269 --> 01:41:01,311 just for me. 1698 01:41:04,940 --> 01:41:06,817 I love you... 1699 01:41:08,735 --> 01:41:10,279 past my mind... 1700 01:41:10,362 --> 01:41:12,406 beyond my heart. 1701 01:41:15,701 --> 01:41:17,494 I love you for my soul... 1702 01:41:22,458 --> 01:41:24,209 and that's the space... 1703 01:41:24,293 --> 01:41:27,254 where only you and God dwell. 1704 01:41:30,132 --> 01:41:31,633 After that... 1705 01:41:31,717 --> 01:41:34,553 there is nothing to say. 1706 01:41:34,636 --> 01:41:36,221 Kiss your bride. 1707 01:42:17,304 --> 01:42:19,389 You really are a beautiful couple. 1708 01:42:23,310 --> 01:42:24,353 Really beautiful. 1709 01:43:39,344 --> 01:43:40,345 Yeah, you're on the mark. 1710 01:43:46,602 --> 01:43:47,769 You must be Carlos, man. 1711 01:43:47,853 --> 01:43:49,021 - Yes. - How you doin'? 1712 01:43:49,104 --> 01:43:51,064 - I'm good. - Good to meet you. 1713 01:43:51,106 --> 01:43:52,524 Is it that obvious? 1714 01:43:52,608 --> 01:43:53,734 What, that you're Carlos? 1715 01:43:53,817 --> 01:43:55,068 - I'm Carlos. - Yeah, it is. 1716 01:43:55,110 --> 01:43:56,778 - I'm Carlos. - I can tell. 1717 01:43:56,862 --> 01:43:58,780 Maybe we can get this take again. 1718 01:43:58,822 --> 01:44:00,491 - Yeah. - Ok. All right. 1719 01:44:04,286 --> 01:44:06,663 And, action. 1720 01:44:09,583 --> 01:44:11,460 Excuse me. 1721 01:44:11,502 --> 01:44:14,671 I'm a little old. I can't hold it. 1722 01:44:14,755 --> 01:44:16,590 That's OK. 1723 01:44:24,348 --> 01:44:26,767 They tell me you're gonna take her out somewhere. 1724 01:44:26,809 --> 01:44:28,435 Yep. I'm gonna take her out. 1725 01:44:28,477 --> 01:44:30,103 Oh. Where you goin'? 1726 01:44:30,145 --> 01:44:32,105 Just this place around the corner. 1727 01:44:32,147 --> 01:44:34,066 It's a nice Italian place. 1728 01:44:34,149 --> 01:44:36,985 That ain't where you goin'. You're going to a poetry bar. 1729 01:44:37,027 --> 01:44:39,029 That's true. We're going to a poetry bar. 1730 01:44:39,112 --> 01:44:41,114 - Let's start over. - Ok. 1731 01:44:42,950 --> 01:44:45,327 Read the script next time. 1732 01:44:48,080 --> 01:44:49,414 Excuse me. Excuse me. 1733 01:45:09,268 --> 01:45:10,435 I don't even know where you at. 1734 01:45:14,523 --> 01:45:15,607 Am I loose enough? 1735 01:45:27,035 --> 01:45:29,454 The year is 2045... 1736 01:45:29,538 --> 01:45:31,790 and I am Michael Jackson... 1737 01:45:31,874 --> 01:45:34,626 and we're on tour with my brothers. 1738 01:45:34,710 --> 01:45:37,045 Here's my brother, Jermaine. 1739 01:45:37,880 --> 01:45:40,174 Do you remember him? 1740 01:45:40,215 --> 01:45:42,217 This is my brother Tito. 1741 01:45:42,301 --> 01:45:45,971 And you gotta remember little Janet. 1742 01:45:48,390 --> 01:45:50,350 Ya'll still here at the movies? It's over. 1743 01:45:51,310 --> 01:45:53,854 You can go home now. You enjoy yourself? 1744 01:45:55,230 --> 01:45:56,356 Lord have mercy. 1745 01:45:56,398 --> 01:45:58,442 Honey, don't bring your baby to the movie no more. 1746 01:45:58,525 --> 01:45:59,568 That is rude as hell. 1747 01:45:59,651 --> 01:46:01,695 People trying to watch this movie and you bring... 1748 01:46:01,737 --> 01:46:04,573 that crying child in here through the whole movie. 1749 01:46:04,656 --> 01:46:06,200 What is your problem? I hate that. 1750 01:46:07,409 --> 01:46:09,411 Why they sell popcorn at a movie theater? 1751 01:46:09,495 --> 01:46:11,413 That is the loudest food you can have. 1752 01:46:11,455 --> 01:46:12,831 Why don't ya'll get something else? 1753 01:46:12,915 --> 01:46:15,876 Get something that don't cause no noise. 1754 01:46:17,294 --> 01:46:18,796 And look at Junebug back in the back... 1755 01:46:18,879 --> 01:46:20,547 with a video camera trying to bootleg it. 1756 01:46:20,589 --> 01:46:22,591 You know they waiting on to get something. 1757 01:46:22,674 --> 01:46:24,384 You see her over there? 1758 01:46:24,468 --> 01:46:26,678 You see her? 1759 01:46:28,764 --> 01:46:30,140 That dress is too small. 1760 01:46:32,059 --> 01:46:34,228 Pull your pants up, honey. Them ain't lowriders. 1761 01:46:36,021 --> 01:46:37,606 Her butt just too big. 1762 01:46:37,689 --> 01:46:39,233 She couldn't get 'em up. 1763 01:46:40,317 --> 01:46:42,319 Lord have mercy. All right, go on. 1764 01:46:42,402 --> 01:46:44,571 The movie over. I'll see you later. Napisy pobrane z NapisZone