1 00:00:07,291 --> 00:00:10,125 * Soft music * 2 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:18,916 * Music gets louder, then fades out * 3 00:00:22,958 --> 00:00:24,958 * Peaceful sounds * 4 00:00:31,958 --> 00:00:34,833 * Music becomes more tense, fades out * 5 00:00:49,333 --> 00:00:50,916 Are we up? 6 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,625 Now? Okay. 7 00:00:52,708 --> 00:00:55,708 Judith, happy birthday! 8 00:00:56,500 --> 00:00:58,708 - Kids... leave the scooter alone. 9 00:00:58,791 --> 00:01:00,375 - Give me the scooter! 10 00:01:00,458 --> 00:01:01,625 - Let go of the scooter! 11 00:01:01,708 --> 00:01:03,500 - Don't push my daughter! 12 00:01:03,583 --> 00:01:05,250 Come here! I'll show you! 13 00:01:06,291 --> 00:01:08,791 Damn asshole, I'll teach you a lesson! 14 00:01:08,875 --> 00:01:10,291 - Excuse me? - Yeah? 15 00:01:10,375 --> 00:01:13,166 - Your dog just crapped on the sidewalk! 16 00:01:13,250 --> 00:01:15,250 - Nah, that wasn't ours. 17 00:01:15,708 --> 00:01:17,833 * Energetic music * 18 00:01:17,916 --> 00:01:19,916 * R.E.M.: Shiny Happy People * 19 00:01:20,750 --> 00:01:21,916 - That's what you get. 20 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,375 - Hey, what! Are you crazy? 21 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:24,333 (Man) 22 00:01:24,416 --> 00:01:28,833 When I look at the world today, all I can do is shake my head. 23 00:01:28,916 --> 00:01:32,333 People always say that humans are social creatures. 24 00:01:32,416 --> 00:01:36,166 But honestly? I think you can barely see any of that anymore. 25 00:01:36,250 --> 00:01:38,625 Lately you get the feeling that... 26 00:01:38,708 --> 00:01:41,291 everyone's nerves are just completely raw. 27 00:01:41,625 --> 00:01:45,000 And people are at each other's throats over every little thing. 28 00:01:45,083 --> 00:01:48,458 Every small discussion turns into a massive fight. 29 00:01:48,541 --> 00:01:51,083 In the end, nobody even turns a blind eye anymore. 30 00:01:51,166 --> 00:01:54,125 No, they go straight for a punch in the eye. 31 00:01:54,208 --> 00:01:57,666 People just can't get it together anymore... 32 00:01:57,750 --> 00:02:00,041 how to have a decent conversation. 33 00:02:00,125 --> 00:02:01,166 * Peaceful music * 34 00:02:01,250 --> 00:02:03,583 Except... in our club. 35 00:02:03,666 --> 00:02:06,375 (Woman) Hans-Günther, you doing okay? - Getting by. 36 00:02:06,458 --> 00:02:10,875 (Man) Thankfully, here at TC Lengenheide everything is still just fine. 37 00:02:10,958 --> 00:02:12,958 Thanks to our club motto: 38 00:02:13,041 --> 00:02:17,916 'In peace and in war, unity holds the victory.' 39 00:02:18,458 --> 00:02:20,750 * Voices in the background * 40 00:02:22,041 --> 00:02:24,041 * Strained sounds * 41 00:02:26,791 --> 00:02:29,166 - Hello, Heribert! - Heribert, hey there! 42 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:30,958 - Greetings, everyone! 43 00:02:31,041 --> 00:02:32,666 * Honking * 44 00:02:33,250 --> 00:02:35,125 - Gumberger! You nut! 45 00:02:35,208 --> 00:02:37,291 - Love you too, Anna-Maria! 46 00:02:37,375 --> 00:02:38,625 - Is that okay? 47 00:02:39,916 --> 00:02:42,125 - Hey, Matthias! - Hi, Anne! 48 00:02:42,208 --> 00:02:43,708 - Hey, Elisabeth! - Hello, Anne. 49 00:02:43,791 --> 00:02:44,916 - Can I help? - Yes. 50 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,083 - No thanks, we'll manage. 51 00:02:47,166 --> 00:02:48,625 - All right, see you in a bit. 52 00:02:51,208 --> 00:02:53,916 - Nice, Melanie! Great slice! 53 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,958 - Hi! - Look who's already here. 54 00:02:56,416 --> 00:02:59,291 - Heribert! How are you? - Hello, Anne. 55 00:02:59,375 --> 00:03:00,750 - Hello, Anne. - Hello, Torsten. 56 00:03:00,833 --> 00:03:02,416 - Hello, Torsten. - Hello, Torsten. 57 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:05,166 - Hey there, Christoph, Dieter, Anne and Maria! 58 00:03:05,250 --> 00:03:06,458 Hey, Heribert. 59 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:12,458 Your wife is amazing. Incredible, what she's doing out there with Erol. 60 00:03:12,541 --> 00:03:14,291 - Yeah, really. 61 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,625 - Great job, honey! Fantastic! 62 00:03:19,458 --> 00:03:20,583 - Beautiful. 63 00:03:23,625 --> 00:03:24,500 Here! 64 00:03:25,208 --> 00:03:26,500 Ooh... 65 00:03:29,791 --> 00:03:32,166 - Hello, everyone! - Hello, all. 66 00:03:33,208 --> 00:03:36,875 - Listen, is my watch fast or are you late? 67 00:03:36,958 --> 00:03:39,458 - Sorry, we had to pick up medications. 68 00:03:39,916 --> 00:03:42,916 - Hello, Hans-Günther. - Hello, Elisabeth. 69 00:03:43,250 --> 00:03:46,375 * Grunting sounds during the rally * 70 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:50,750 All right, let me set up real quick, okay? 71 00:03:50,833 --> 00:03:51,791 - Mmh. 72 00:03:53,291 --> 00:03:55,250 - We can get started right away, yeah? 73 00:03:55,333 --> 00:03:56,416 - Yes. Yes. 74 00:03:57,166 --> 00:03:59,500 * Groaning * 75 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:02,791 Yay. I'm heading upstairs too. 76 00:04:05,916 --> 00:04:07,416 - Nice game! 77 00:04:13,291 --> 00:04:15,208 So, sports fans... 78 00:04:15,291 --> 00:04:16,833 Five more minutes. 79 00:04:16,916 --> 00:04:18,875 - We'll be right there! 80 00:04:20,375 --> 00:04:22,458 * Groaning on the tennis court * 81 00:04:22,541 --> 00:04:24,666 * Squeaky footsteps * 82 00:04:26,291 --> 00:04:28,291 * Music becomes more tense * 83 00:04:31,041 --> 00:04:32,958 * Groaning * 84 00:04:34,583 --> 00:04:36,833 (Heribert) And, Anne? You got it? 85 00:04:36,916 --> 00:04:39,125 - One moment, almost. 86 00:04:39,208 --> 00:04:41,291 Good, ready now. 87 00:04:41,375 --> 00:04:44,166 - Then let me ask: Who's in favor? 88 00:04:46,250 --> 00:04:47,791 * Door sounds * 89 00:04:55,666 --> 00:04:57,791 Counter-vote, who's against? 90 00:04:59,458 --> 00:05:01,250 Well, then I hereby declare... 91 00:05:01,333 --> 00:05:05,041 that at this year's annual general meeting as well... 92 00:05:05,125 --> 00:05:09,250 I have once again been unanimously re-elected as president... 93 00:05:09,333 --> 00:05:11,291 of TC Lengenheide. And... 94 00:05:11,375 --> 00:05:12,291 * Cheering * 95 00:05:18,916 --> 00:05:21,041 I thank you for your trust. 96 00:05:21,375 --> 00:05:23,333 It is absolutely well-placed. 97 00:05:23,416 --> 00:05:25,208 And I must confess... 98 00:05:25,291 --> 00:05:28,500 yes, I am also a little moved. 99 00:05:28,583 --> 00:05:30,458 - Well, you should be! 100 00:05:30,541 --> 00:05:34,916 - That our tennis club, in the 25th year of my presidency... 101 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,750 demonstrates such unity and solidarity. 102 00:05:37,833 --> 00:05:40,708 I don't think anyone has any objection... 103 00:05:40,791 --> 00:05:43,708 to our Matthias remaining as vice president. 104 00:05:43,791 --> 00:05:46,000 No objections? Unanimously approved. 105 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:53,708 - I'd like to take this opportunity to say a few words of thanks... 106 00:05:53,791 --> 00:05:58,291 - Item five on the agenda: official match clothing. Matthias. 107 00:05:58,375 --> 00:06:00,458 - I've prepared quite a bit on this. 108 00:06:00,541 --> 00:06:05,125 Official match clothing, classic white only or also colors, question mark. 109 00:06:05,208 --> 00:06:08,166 On this page we have everything... 110 00:06:08,250 --> 00:06:10,416 - Let's keep this short, Matthias. 111 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:14,416 As a club, we'll officially continue playing all in white. 112 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:18,833 Anne has all the standard sizes in stock at the shop again. 113 00:06:18,916 --> 00:06:22,333 By the way, Anne doesn't just keep excellent minutes... 114 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:25,375 they also fixed my sciatica today with their bare hands. 115 00:06:25,458 --> 00:06:28,708 Better than any doctor, otherwise I couldn't be sitting here. 116 00:06:28,791 --> 00:06:30,333 A round of applause for our Anne! 117 00:06:31,791 --> 00:06:32,916 Anne! 118 00:06:36,208 --> 00:06:39,041 - You could fix my sciatica sometime too! 119 00:06:39,125 --> 00:06:41,500 - There's no saving you, my friend! 120 00:06:41,583 --> 00:06:44,166 (Heribert) Does anyone want something other than white? 121 00:06:44,250 --> 00:06:48,000 No? Wonderful. Then that's unanimously approved. 122 00:06:48,083 --> 00:06:51,083 Right. Before we move on to the fun part... 123 00:06:51,166 --> 00:06:55,500 we still have one somewhat bigger item to check off... 124 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:59,541 namely item six, the complete renovation of the clubhouse. 125 00:06:59,625 --> 00:07:02,000 - Didn't you vote on that last year already? 126 00:07:02,083 --> 00:07:04,416 - In principle, yes, the financing is set. 127 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:06,625 I know Helmut from the city council. 128 00:07:06,708 --> 00:07:09,500 He's skimming some money off the culture budget for us. 129 00:07:09,583 --> 00:07:14,708 I just wanted to say, the construction contract goes to Peter Lohr. Hello, Peter! 130 00:07:14,791 --> 00:07:16,583 - Heribert. Thank you. 131 00:07:16,916 --> 00:07:18,666 - What a surprise. 132 00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:21,458 - For whom I can vouch with my life. 133 00:07:21,541 --> 00:07:23,791 Not just because he's my brother-in-law... 134 00:07:23,875 --> 00:07:26,958 but he's already started the work. 135 00:07:27,041 --> 00:07:31,708 Matthias, go ahead and show Peter's design for the new interior. 136 00:07:31,791 --> 00:07:34,291 - Yes, I have several views to show. 137 00:07:34,375 --> 00:07:36,708 First of all, the new clubhouse. 138 00:07:36,791 --> 00:07:39,083 The old one — here from the outside — you know. 139 00:07:39,166 --> 00:07:44,166 Now pay attention, after the makeover, a facade with real presence, I'd say. 140 00:07:44,250 --> 00:07:46,916 Now the interior... - No, just leave it like that. 141 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,208 It's really something to savor. 142 00:07:49,291 --> 00:07:51,666 It's elegance and functionality... 143 00:07:51,750 --> 00:07:54,000 from the café all the way to the restrooms. 144 00:07:54,083 --> 00:07:57,958 - Awesome, then people will come all the way from Berlin just to use the toilets here. 145 00:07:59,416 --> 00:08:02,250 - I think we should be proud... 146 00:08:02,333 --> 00:08:06,750 that we're getting such an architectural gem in our town... 147 00:08:06,833 --> 00:08:09,541 that it's being built. Anyone who has a veto... 148 00:08:09,625 --> 00:08:12,541 speak now or forever hold your peace. 149 00:08:13,791 --> 00:08:15,916 Then I officially declare... 150 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,833 the renovation will proceed as planned. 151 00:08:18,916 --> 00:08:20,791 I'd say: alea iacta est. 152 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:23,708 That's Latin for: Now the drinking begins. 153 00:08:25,958 --> 00:08:28,000 - Wait. Something's missing. 154 00:08:28,083 --> 00:08:29,500 - Seven. 155 00:08:29,583 --> 00:08:32,958 - Right. Item seven. Any other business. There never is any. 156 00:08:33,041 --> 00:08:37,250 Friends, thank you. That was once again an ace performance from all of you. 157 00:08:37,333 --> 00:08:40,041 And please don't forget our club motto. 158 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:43,708 In peace and in war... 159 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:46,541 unity holds the victory. 160 00:08:46,916 --> 00:08:48,500 - Heribert, the grill. 161 00:08:48,583 --> 00:08:52,708 - Oh right. We're buying a new grill. The old one is shot. 162 00:08:52,791 --> 00:08:53,625 So then. 163 00:08:53,708 --> 00:08:55,958 - I've prepared a presentation. 164 00:08:56,041 --> 00:08:58,958 - Does it have to be? It's just a grill, Matthias. 165 00:08:59,041 --> 00:09:01,375 Hey... It's the XQ 30 10! 166 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:04,458 Sit down, I've really dug deep into this... 167 00:09:04,541 --> 00:09:06,833 the whole grilling scene. It was time-consuming. 168 00:09:06,916 --> 00:09:10,708 - If you'd trained instead, you'd be club champion and not Erol. 169 00:09:10,791 --> 00:09:12,416 - Not even then. 170 00:09:13,583 --> 00:09:17,708 - Right. So we've been using the charcoal grill up to now. 171 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:20,708 With that, at the summer fest and club tournament... 172 00:09:20,791 --> 00:09:23,375 we could grill a maximum of 20 sausages at once. 173 00:09:23,458 --> 00:09:26,458 Or ten sausages and five chops. 174 00:09:26,541 --> 00:09:28,541 I've put together the data on that. 175 00:09:28,625 --> 00:09:31,333 But the grill has seen better days. 176 00:09:31,416 --> 00:09:33,708 Rust gets on the food, it wobbles. 177 00:09:33,791 --> 00:09:36,250 Plus, charcoal is bad because of cancer. 178 00:09:36,333 --> 00:09:38,791 So I was thinking a gas grill. 179 00:09:38,875 --> 00:09:40,125 - That's what we'll do! 180 00:09:40,208 --> 00:09:42,875 - The best one in terms of value for money... 181 00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:45,208 is the XQ 30 10 by Seiler. 182 00:09:45,583 --> 00:09:47,666 It costs 860 euros at the hardware store. 183 00:09:47,750 --> 00:09:50,708 But it has four separately heated burners... 184 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,708 with two grilling levels. 185 00:09:52,791 --> 00:09:56,041 Three infinitely adjustable temperature zones... 186 00:09:56,125 --> 00:09:58,875 integrated rotation function, and get this... 187 00:09:59,208 --> 00:10:00,291 Pizza stone. 188 00:10:00,375 --> 00:10:01,208 * Cheering * 189 00:10:01,291 --> 00:10:06,666 With this grill, we can grill up to 50 sausages at the same time. 190 00:10:07,083 --> 00:10:10,541 Or 30 sausages and 15 chops. 191 00:10:10,625 --> 00:10:13,000 Once more as a diagram. 192 00:10:13,083 --> 00:10:16,125 It would be cheaper to maintain than the charcoal grill. 193 00:10:16,208 --> 00:10:17,958 Projected over five years. 194 00:10:18,041 --> 00:10:21,541 - That thing looks great, Matthias. Let's buy it. 195 00:10:21,625 --> 00:10:25,291 Anyone against? No, perfect. Unanimously approved. 196 00:10:27,666 --> 00:10:29,125 - Heribert! 197 00:10:29,208 --> 00:10:32,375 - Yes. Melanie. - I don't want to open a can of worms... 198 00:10:32,458 --> 00:10:36,041 but the other day Torsten and I were invited to Erol's place. 199 00:10:36,125 --> 00:10:39,291 And Erol had a second grill specifically... 200 00:10:39,375 --> 00:10:43,500 so that his German guests could also grill pork. 201 00:10:43,583 --> 00:10:45,833 Wouldn't it be a nice gesture... 202 00:10:45,916 --> 00:10:49,333 for members with a Turkish background... 203 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:51,250 to get a second grill? 204 00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:53,333 - You can't be serious. 205 00:10:53,416 --> 00:10:55,833 - Really now. - It's a good idea, though. 206 00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:02,166 A second grill for Turkish members. 207 00:11:02,250 --> 00:11:03,125 I'm all for it. 208 00:11:03,208 --> 00:11:05,291 - We only have one Turkish member. 209 00:11:05,375 --> 00:11:07,791 Erol, do you have a problem with the grill? 210 00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:11,083 - You don't need to get a second grill for me. 211 00:11:11,166 --> 00:11:13,208 I don't have a problem with it. 212 00:11:13,291 --> 00:11:16,500 - Thanks, Erol. Great that you're so easygoing about it. 213 00:11:16,583 --> 00:11:19,791 Our politicians could take a lesson from you. 214 00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:21,750 Let's have a round of applause for Erol. 215 00:11:24,291 --> 00:11:25,416 - Heribert! 216 00:11:25,958 --> 00:11:29,458 I'd still think it's nice to do it, though. 217 00:11:29,541 --> 00:11:31,875 - Thanks, but it's really not necessary. 218 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:35,083 - Erol's kids also play in our club. 219 00:11:35,166 --> 00:11:38,416 And your wife has been to a club party too. 220 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:39,791 Hasn't she? Why? 221 00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:43,416 - Look, Melanie, I don't see any need for action here. 222 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:45,666 Erol, you surely don't mind... 223 00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:48,875 if your garlic sausage goes on our grill? 224 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,666 - They're properly called sucuk. 225 00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:53,458 - Doesn't matter. We can just grill them together. 226 00:11:53,541 --> 00:11:54,708 - Actually, you can't. 227 00:11:54,791 --> 00:11:57,250 - Why not? - Muslims don't eat pork. 228 00:11:57,333 --> 00:11:59,958 Me neither, officially. If there's pork on the grill... 229 00:12:00,041 --> 00:12:02,291 it doesn't work for Muslims. 230 00:12:02,375 --> 00:12:04,708 - Says who? Allah? 231 00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:08,625 - It's simply a rule. I don't take it so strictly, but... 232 00:12:08,708 --> 00:12:12,416 - If there's been pork on it, the grill is... pigged out. 233 00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:16,458 Get it? Pork... pigged out. 234 00:12:16,541 --> 00:12:17,916 - Yes, we got it. 235 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,208 - Sorry, my twisted brain from writing ad copy. 236 00:12:20,291 --> 00:12:22,083 - Is this going to take much longer? - No. 237 00:12:22,166 --> 00:12:24,875 - You said the new grill has two levels. 238 00:12:24,958 --> 00:12:27,875 We could grill pork on one of them... 239 00:12:27,958 --> 00:12:30,291 and on the other, sausages for people... 240 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:31,333 who don't eat pork. 241 00:12:31,416 --> 00:12:33,333 - Melanie. It's really okay. 242 00:12:33,416 --> 00:12:35,000 - Sweet of you, Erol... 243 00:12:35,083 --> 00:12:38,458 but this is something you can discuss even in Lengenheide. 244 00:12:38,541 --> 00:12:40,166 - She's got a point there. 245 00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:42,250 - But that's nonsense! 246 00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:45,708 We're specifically getting the XQ 30 10 as a new grill... 247 00:12:45,791 --> 00:12:48,916 with two levels, for a bigger sausage output. 248 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,958 Especially for the summer fest with lots of people. 249 00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:53,916 Then the regular sausages will be crammed together like before. 250 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,791 And on the other level, three lonely little garlic sausages sunbathing. 251 00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:57,875 - Sucuks. 252 00:12:57,958 --> 00:12:59,375 - But surely... 253 00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:01,875 on that grill spaceship there'll be a corner... 254 00:13:01,958 --> 00:13:04,291 that can stay free for Erol's sausage. 255 00:13:04,375 --> 00:13:07,041 - Erol's sausage. The way that sounds. 256 00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:10,291 - How do you picture that? Should I paint four bars of the grate... 257 00:13:10,375 --> 00:13:13,083 and write on them: Reserved for Turk sausage? 258 00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:16,416 - Dude, Matthias! Turk sausage, are you serious? 259 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:18,083 - Matthias, you don't have to. 260 00:13:18,166 --> 00:13:20,708 Muslims can't eat their meat from a grill... 261 00:13:20,791 --> 00:13:22,708 that also has pork on it, so... 262 00:13:22,791 --> 00:13:24,833 - Why not? 263 00:13:24,916 --> 00:13:27,916 - Because the grease splatters over and pork steam... 264 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:31,041 drifts through the grill. I don't take it so strictly... 265 00:13:31,125 --> 00:13:34,333 but I promised my wife, who's more traditional. 266 00:13:34,416 --> 00:13:38,333 - What pork steam? - The steam from grilled pork. 267 00:13:38,416 --> 00:13:42,250 - God, this is so complicated! Thank goodness I'm not a Muslim. 268 00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:43,791 I'd have starved to death by now. 269 00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:45,208 - Wiener schnitzel? 270 00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:47,166 - Really bad timing, Laura. 271 00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:49,625 - Sorry. Otherwise it gets cold. 272 00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:51,500 - Here! - Erol, just out of curiosity. 273 00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:53,708 If you inhale the smoke from a bratwurst... 274 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,083 is that a sin? 275 00:13:55,166 --> 00:13:56,583 - Where's the bratwurst for Antonia? 276 00:13:56,666 --> 00:13:58,791 - In summer the air is full of grill smoke. 277 00:13:58,875 --> 00:14:02,375 Who knows how many pigs he's smoked through his lungs over the years. 278 00:14:02,458 --> 00:14:05,458 - Or we just simply grill sausages without pork. 279 00:14:05,541 --> 00:14:07,708 - In Berlin we once had grilling cheese, halloumi. 280 00:14:07,791 --> 00:14:09,125 Do people know about that here? 281 00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:11,833 - That stuff tastes like tile grout! 282 00:14:11,916 --> 00:14:13,333 - And it's unhealthy! 283 00:14:13,416 --> 00:14:16,708 - I'm with Melanie. There are alternatives. 284 00:14:16,791 --> 00:14:19,500 - Great, then I might as well close down my butcher shop! 285 00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:21,250 - What are we even talking about now? 286 00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:23,458 We've always grilled regular sausages. 287 00:14:23,541 --> 00:14:25,208 Why should we change that now? 288 00:14:25,291 --> 00:14:27,708 - Exactly, things should stay normal here. 289 00:14:27,791 --> 00:14:30,125 - But, Elisabeth, what is normal? 290 00:14:30,208 --> 00:14:31,708 - Normal. - It's all good. 291 00:14:31,791 --> 00:14:35,166 Grill whatever you want. We don't need a second grill. 292 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,541 And that's that, okay? 293 00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:37,458 * Clapping * 294 00:14:37,541 --> 00:14:42,541 - But why "you" and "we"? We're one club! 295 00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:45,833 - A wonderful closing statement. Thank you, Melanie. 296 00:14:45,916 --> 00:14:48,125 Let's put an end to this nonsense now. 297 00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:51,625 We're buying one grill, Erol doesn't want his own. 298 00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:54,666 And now you all order pasta salad from Laura. 299 00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:55,916 That works for everyone. 300 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,250 - If you pick out the diced ham! 301 00:14:58,333 --> 00:15:00,875 - Hey, hey! That's the good diced ham. 302 00:15:00,958 --> 00:15:02,416 - Melanie, come on, please! 303 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,791 - I honestly think it's crappy... 304 00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:07,375 that the 'old white man' gets to decide... 305 00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:10,333 what's nonsense and what's allowed to be discussed! 306 00:15:10,416 --> 00:15:13,250 - I'm not that old. - Meli's got a point there. 307 00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:15,750 And, Matthias, "Turk sausage" earlier... 308 00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:17,958 I thought that was honestly out of line. 309 00:15:18,041 --> 00:15:19,916 - I can also say zuck-zuck. 310 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,875 - It's called sucuk. - Actually, it's called sucuk. 311 00:15:22,958 --> 00:15:24,000 - Exactly. 312 00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:27,291 I don't call your sausage "German-guy sausage" either. 313 00:15:27,375 --> 00:15:30,750 - You're welcome to. But why "your" sausage? 314 00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:33,041 What's that supposed to mean? My sausage is your sausage. 315 00:15:33,125 --> 00:15:35,791 We've always had it at our fest. - Still. "Turk sausage"... 316 00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:37,166 I mean, maybe, yeah... 317 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:39,666 maybe also offensive to Erol. 318 00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:42,250 - Erol isn't offended. - You don't know that. 319 00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:45,250 - But you do? - No, but if I were him, I would be. 320 00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:47,291 - But you're not even Turkish. 321 00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:50,583 - Erol, are you offended? - No. I'm not. 322 00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:52,041 - There you go, Torsten. 323 00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,958 - Still. "Turk sausage." Maybe I'm just more sensitive... 324 00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,416 about the use of the German language, forget it. 325 00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,875 - Torsten, I can speak German too, by the way, and I'm not offended. 326 00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:02,541 - Of course you can speak German, sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. 327 00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:04,916 - I'm not offended! - Right, nobody's offended. 328 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:08,333 So it's fine then! Can't we just do the following? 329 00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:11,000 We clean up the old grill... 330 00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:13,708 and put the Turkish sausages on there. 331 00:16:13,791 --> 00:16:16,250 That works, right, Matthias? - Sure. Of course. 332 00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:18,875 - I thought it was broken. - Not that broken. 333 00:16:18,958 --> 00:16:21,375 It still works. - What do you mean, "still works"? 334 00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:22,958 Good enough for the Turks? 335 00:16:23,041 --> 00:16:25,083 - Melanie, stop. I don't have a problem. 336 00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:27,666 - But I'm slowly getting a problem here! 337 00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:30,416 The last reform in my club... 338 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:33,416 was probably the introduction of color television! 339 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:36,208 - Your club! You've only been here two years. 340 00:16:36,291 --> 00:16:38,958 - What does that mean? Can you only speak here... 341 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,750 if you're related to the net post? 342 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:41,666 * Laughter * 343 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,791 - Melanie, I think it's great... 344 00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:46,666 how you're standing up for your doubles partner. 345 00:16:46,750 --> 00:16:50,416 That team spirit is what made you regional champions, after all. 346 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:51,875 You're our best pair. 347 00:16:51,958 --> 00:16:53,416 - Only on the court, right? 348 00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:57,708 - Right now I don't understand you. What's your problem? 349 00:16:57,791 --> 00:16:59,708 - I don't have a problem. - Right? 350 00:16:59,791 --> 00:17:01,541 - Yes! 351 00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:05,041 But just now you said the old grill doesn't work anymore! 352 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,875 - Not for the summer fest with a sausage demand... 353 00:17:07,958 --> 00:17:11,458 of 50 sausages at peak. But for two or three individual sausages. 354 00:17:11,541 --> 00:17:14,750 - You said it's old, rusty, and causes cancer. 355 00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,791 - I didn't say that. - Yes you did. 356 00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:17,750 - No. - Yes. 357 00:17:17,833 --> 00:17:19,083 - No! - Hold on! 358 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:22,791 Here. 359 00:17:23,416 --> 00:17:27,708 "Legs are wobbly. And besides, charcoal is bad because of cancer and stuff." 360 00:17:27,791 --> 00:17:30,750 That's what you said. - Fine, what's that supposed to mean? 361 00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:33,000 That I wish Erol gets cancer? 362 00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:36,791 - No, no. - Let's take a five-minute break. 363 00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:40,625 Torsten, Melanie and Erol. 364 00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:42,708 Let's step into the hall for a moment. 365 00:17:42,791 --> 00:17:45,375 - ... and Matthias. - Go order yourselves a beer. 366 00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:46,791 This doesn't need to go in the minutes. 367 00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:49,083 - Mommy, is something wrong with the sausage? 368 00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:52,000 - Nothing wrong with that sausage. That's a good sausage. 369 00:17:52,666 --> 00:17:55,666 * Powerful orchestral music * 370 00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:06,625 * Murmuring voices in the common room * 371 00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:15,083 (Heribert) 372 00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:18,500 Right, people. What the hell is this? 373 00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:22,041 Why are we discussing a grill and cancer here? 374 00:18:22,125 --> 00:18:24,500 - Who has cancer? - Nobody! 375 00:18:24,583 --> 00:18:27,541 Hans-Günther, can you leave us alone for a moment? 376 00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,791 - I need to fix the ball machine! 377 00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,125 Look where it's shooting the balls. 378 00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:35,541 - Yes, Hans-Günther. But what do we have a workshop for? 379 00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:37,791 - Why don't you guys go in there? 380 00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:39,541 - Hans-Günther! 381 00:18:39,625 --> 00:18:41,541 - Yes... Sorry, Heribert. 382 00:18:42,416 --> 00:18:43,666 - Jacket? 383 00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:46,250 * Loud clattering * 384 00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:48,625 So I... 385 00:18:49,791 --> 00:18:51,375 I really need to... 386 00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:54,333 * Squeaking sounds * 387 00:18:54,791 --> 00:18:58,000 I need to ask now: What is this discussion about? 388 00:18:58,083 --> 00:19:00,666 - The thing is... - Excuse me, please. 389 00:19:03,541 --> 00:19:06,833 - It's strange to offer Erol a broken grill. 390 00:19:06,916 --> 00:19:09,958 - Just let it go. - It is strange. Isn't it? 391 00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:12,333 - Of course. It feels weird... 392 00:19:12,416 --> 00:19:15,791 as the Turk, getting the broken grill, but I don't need one. 393 00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:19,333 - That was a great grill. - Erol thinks it's weird too. 394 00:19:19,416 --> 00:19:21,541 - Because you put the idea in his head. 395 00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:23,750 - Nobody needs to put ideas in my head. 396 00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:25,708 - At Erol's party I didn't say... 397 00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:28,500 I want my own grill. He offered it. 398 00:19:28,583 --> 00:19:30,500 That's just being nice to guests. 399 00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:33,625 - Hey, I'm not a guest here! 400 00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:35,375 - I didn't mean it that way. 401 00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:37,708 - Erol is a club member like everyone. 402 00:19:37,791 --> 00:19:41,041 He gets treated here just like you and me. 403 00:19:41,125 --> 00:19:43,375 We don't even make an issue of it! 404 00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:45,750 - Thanks, Heribert. Thanks. 405 00:19:45,833 --> 00:19:47,375 - Yeah, but... 406 00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:49,416 as a regular club member... 407 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:52,375 Erol just can't participate in certain things. 408 00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:54,666 - Like what? - Well, grilling! 409 00:19:55,125 --> 00:19:58,541 I'm just saying, it would be nice to offer him at our parties... 410 00:19:58,625 --> 00:20:01,541 an alternative to pork sausage. 411 00:20:01,625 --> 00:20:03,958 Because he can't eat that as a Turk. 412 00:20:04,041 --> 00:20:06,416 - No, I'm German. 413 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,875 - That's what I mean. With Turkish... 414 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:12,083 - Turk, German, what kind of opposites are you creating? 415 00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:13,458 Like in that joke... 416 00:20:13,541 --> 00:20:16,000 A German and a Turk as neighbors. Know that one? 417 00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:18,541 - It's great. The Turk says to the German... 418 00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:20,583 - I don't want to hear a joke right now! 419 00:20:21,291 --> 00:20:24,416 - Melanie, as long as we can still laugh together... 420 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,875 it's not too late. 421 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:28,458 - To me, Erol isn't even a Turk. 422 00:20:28,541 --> 00:20:32,083 - Is that supposed to be a compliment? - You know what I mean. 423 00:20:32,166 --> 00:20:34,750 - No, I don't know... What do you mean? 424 00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:38,500 - You can't really tell that you're a Turk. 425 00:20:38,958 --> 00:20:41,875 Because you don't act so Turkish. 426 00:20:42,583 --> 00:20:44,875 - And how does one act Turkish? 427 00:20:44,958 --> 00:20:47,083 - When you want to ban pork sausages. 428 00:20:47,166 --> 00:20:49,625 - No Turk in Germany wants to ban pork sausage, Matthias. 429 00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,708 - Not all of your people see it that way. 430 00:20:51,791 --> 00:20:54,208 - What are "my people"? - Now just as a... 431 00:20:54,291 --> 00:20:56,708 (Hans-Günther) No! Damn it! 432 00:20:56,791 --> 00:20:57,958 Shit! 433 00:20:58,041 --> 00:20:59,541 - Hans-Günther! 434 00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:01,291 - Sorry! 435 00:21:02,125 --> 00:21:03,000 Ah! 436 00:21:03,708 --> 00:21:05,291 Damn machine! 437 00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:07,666 Ow! 438 00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:10,375 - Thinking like an adman. Marketing strategy. 439 00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:13,250 Maybe a second grill could be the ultimate selling point. 440 00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:16,208 For other Muslims who might want to join the club. 441 00:21:16,291 --> 00:21:19,500 - I don't think Muslims are our target demographic. 442 00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:21,250 - Why not? - Why not? 443 00:21:21,333 --> 00:21:23,541 - We're a tennis club! - So? 444 00:21:23,625 --> 00:21:26,333 - Look, Erol, no offense. 445 00:21:26,416 --> 00:21:28,250 But Muslims and tennis. 446 00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:32,958 Turkey is not a tennis nation, Saudi Arabia isn't either. 447 00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:35,958 No Iranian has ever won the Grand Slam. 448 00:21:36,041 --> 00:21:39,166 You're a great player, but you're an exception. 449 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:43,250 - Listen... Excuse me, everyone, but real quick... 450 00:21:44,916 --> 00:21:46,333 Nah, this is too stupid. 451 00:21:46,416 --> 00:21:48,000 - If more clubs had two grills... 452 00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:50,708 maybe a Muslim would have won a Grand Slam. 453 00:21:50,791 --> 00:21:53,416 Would be nice if integration finally reached the countryside. 454 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:54,541 - It has. 455 00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:57,625 We country bumpkins even integrate know-it-alls from Berlin, Torsten. 456 00:21:57,708 --> 00:22:01,041 - Folks, as president I need to put a stop to this now. 457 00:22:01,125 --> 00:22:03,208 My sciatica is acting up again. 458 00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:06,916 The people upstairs are waiting. There is no problem here. 459 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,125 Let's not make one either. 460 00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:12,416 The new grill is decided. Period. Done. 461 00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:14,416 Case closed. Right. Back upstairs! 462 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:17,000 - No. Heribert, I don't agree with that. 463 00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:19,125 - Stop shooting, will you! 464 00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:23,625 Melanie, I'm begging you to remember our motto. 465 00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:25,916 In peace and in war... 466 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,708 - ...the pork sausage wins the day! 467 00:22:29,166 --> 00:22:31,166 - Torsten, that's not funny. 468 00:22:31,666 --> 00:22:34,000 So, are we in agreement? 469 00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:36,666 - Honestly, Heribert? No. 470 00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:40,583 If I ran my department the way you run this club... 471 00:22:40,666 --> 00:22:42,833 I'd have lost my job. 472 00:22:42,916 --> 00:22:45,750 The way you're just steamrolling over this... 473 00:22:45,833 --> 00:22:47,916 I think it's honestly really shitty. 474 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:52,416 - We don't say "shitty" in tennis, that's not part of fair play. 475 00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:57,000 Let's be rational now. Why is everyone getting so worked up? 476 00:22:57,083 --> 00:22:59,291 - I'm not getting artificially worked up. 477 00:22:59,375 --> 00:23:03,041 I'm just summarizing what's about to be decided here. 478 00:23:03,125 --> 00:23:07,666 A grill that Erol is co-paying for, even though he gets nothing out of it. 479 00:23:07,750 --> 00:23:11,166 - So what? I also pay for the non-alcoholic drinks. 480 00:23:11,666 --> 00:23:13,500 * Torsten laughs * 481 00:23:13,583 --> 00:23:15,958 - Yeah, but you could drink those. 482 00:23:16,041 --> 00:23:18,458 Erol can't eat anything from the grill. 483 00:23:18,541 --> 00:23:20,416 - Nobody's forbidding him. 484 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:23,000 - Yes, Matthias, my religion does. 485 00:23:23,083 --> 00:23:25,666 - Does the word "grilled sausage" appear in the Quran? 486 00:23:25,750 --> 00:23:27,708 - People, we are not going to start... 487 00:23:27,791 --> 00:23:30,958 debating the Quran here at the tennis club! 488 00:23:31,041 --> 00:23:35,958 Before we keep talking forever. I have the solution. 489 00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:38,708 I have a small electric grill at home. 490 00:23:38,791 --> 00:23:41,833 A promotional gift from a business partner. 491 00:23:41,916 --> 00:23:44,791 It's been sitting in my attic gathering dust. 492 00:23:44,875 --> 00:23:47,750 Brand new. No pig has ever used it. Literally. 493 00:23:47,833 --> 00:23:50,416 A great little thing, good for three or four sausages. 494 00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:52,708 You can just put it on a chair. 495 00:23:52,791 --> 00:23:54,583 I'll bring it. Free of charge. 496 00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:58,416 Then we'll set it up for Erol and his family next to our grill. 497 00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:00,458 - Please don't. - Yes. 498 00:24:00,541 --> 00:24:02,125 Then everyone's happy. 499 00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:04,166 - I don't want that. 500 00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:06,250 - Why, where's the problem? 501 00:24:06,333 --> 00:24:09,708 - Heribert, I've been in this club since I was 14 years old. 502 00:24:09,791 --> 00:24:13,541 I'm a German citizen, I run a successful tax firm. 503 00:24:13,625 --> 00:24:15,791 And I'm supposed to jump for joy... 504 00:24:15,875 --> 00:24:19,416 because you put a toy grill from your attic on a chair for the Turk? 505 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:20,625 Next to the XQ 30 10? 506 00:24:20,708 --> 00:24:23,416 - You could also put it on a table. 507 00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:27,291 - I don't need a grill!! 508 00:24:28,791 --> 00:24:32,333 Period. Done, yeah, and case closed. 509 00:24:32,416 --> 00:24:33,750 Excuse me. 510 00:24:33,833 --> 00:24:36,791 - Are you going to be much longer? - Two minutes. 511 00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:41,125 - There's a pretty heated discussion going on about the second grill right now. 512 00:24:41,208 --> 00:24:42,708 Should this go in the minutes? 513 00:24:42,791 --> 00:24:45,333 - The meeting is suspended, for God's sake! 514 00:24:45,416 --> 00:24:49,166 - How dare you talk to me like that? - Sorry, Anne. 515 00:24:49,250 --> 00:24:50,875 - This is not going to work anyway. 516 00:24:53,416 --> 00:24:56,916 - Laura, is it that hard? A bratwurst with fries. 517 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,583 - So a toy grill. That's outrageous. 518 00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:03,500 - Whether it's outrageous or not, only Erol can decide. 519 00:25:03,583 --> 00:25:06,458 - Why only Erol? - Because he's the one affected. 520 00:25:06,541 --> 00:25:07,666 - By what? 521 00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:10,083 Because I want to give him a grill? 522 00:25:10,166 --> 00:25:11,708 - I wouldn't mind being affected by that. 523 00:25:11,791 --> 00:25:14,916 - Please don't be offended. I don't want the grill. 524 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,375 If I need one, I'll bring my own. 525 00:25:17,458 --> 00:25:18,375 Okay? 526 00:25:18,708 --> 00:25:21,041 * Soft music * 527 00:25:21,791 --> 00:25:22,875 - Good. 528 00:25:23,291 --> 00:25:26,208 Then we can wrap up the meeting. - Sure? 529 00:25:26,291 --> 00:25:29,083 - Why keep it simple when you can make it complicated. 530 00:25:30,791 --> 00:25:34,125 Isn't it a hassle to lug it back and forth? 531 00:25:34,208 --> 00:25:36,541 - It'll be fine. - Which one do you have? 532 00:25:36,625 --> 00:25:39,416 - XQ 30 20. - XQ 30 20? 533 00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:41,750 The one with four levels? - Hmm. 534 00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:43,833 - That one can smoke and steam. 535 00:25:43,916 --> 00:25:46,541 - I just grill on it. - With two warming zones. 536 00:25:46,625 --> 00:25:48,583 Costs 2,000 euros. You have that one? 537 00:25:48,666 --> 00:25:50,708 - Yeah, big family, we grill a lot. 538 00:25:50,791 --> 00:25:52,750 - Great, we can offset the membership decline... 539 00:25:52,833 --> 00:25:54,708 with Erol's family. 540 00:25:54,791 --> 00:25:56,208 - Shut up, Torsten! 541 00:25:56,291 --> 00:25:59,541 If he'd rather bring his own grill, let him. 542 00:25:59,625 --> 00:26:02,000 - Did you just say "shut up" to me? 543 00:26:02,083 --> 00:26:03,708 - We're going upstairs now... 544 00:26:03,791 --> 00:26:08,583 and saying that we're in agreement. Period. Done. Case closed. 545 00:26:08,666 --> 00:26:09,541 - No. 546 00:26:11,416 --> 00:26:16,708 - Matthias. Remember our motto. In peace and in war... 547 00:26:16,791 --> 00:26:19,166 - I don't think it's good if Erol brings his own grill. 548 00:26:19,250 --> 00:26:20,083 - Why? 549 00:26:20,166 --> 00:26:23,708 - We don't want that massive thing for two Turkish sausages... 550 00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:25,083 sitting next to our XQ 30 10! 551 00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:27,958 - Why not? - That monster next to our grill? 552 00:26:28,041 --> 00:26:30,583 It'll look like the Turks have taken over the club. 553 00:26:30,666 --> 00:26:33,500 - And it never stops. 554 00:26:34,458 --> 00:26:36,666 - Just between us, what's your problem? 555 00:26:36,750 --> 00:26:39,958 - Well, you didn't want the small electric grill either. 556 00:26:40,041 --> 00:26:42,750 - We could also put up a six-level grill... 557 00:26:42,833 --> 00:26:45,000 with nuclear power for the ethnic Germans... 558 00:26:45,083 --> 00:26:47,625 so the gap is restored. 559 00:26:47,708 --> 00:26:49,708 - You think I'm an idiot, don't you? 560 00:26:49,791 --> 00:26:52,500 I busted my ass for this grill! 561 00:26:52,583 --> 00:26:55,000 - We don't say "ass." - But that's what happened! 562 00:26:55,083 --> 00:26:57,458 I busted my ass! 563 00:26:57,541 --> 00:27:00,250 Not once did anyone say thank you! 564 00:27:00,333 --> 00:27:03,083 And we're discussing politically correct bullshit here! 565 00:27:03,166 --> 00:27:05,750 Yeah, Heribert. Bullshit! - Fair play, Matthias. 566 00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:07,875 - You always act like you're Lord Wimbledon. 567 00:27:07,958 --> 00:27:10,458 It annoys everyone! Shit! Shit, shit! 568 00:27:10,541 --> 00:27:12,041 Ass, ass, ass! 569 00:27:12,125 --> 00:27:12,958 - What the—! 570 00:27:13,041 --> 00:27:16,083 - Matthias! Your mother has a question. 571 00:27:16,166 --> 00:27:18,916 - Push me closer, would you. Sweetheart. 572 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:23,625 Which pills do I have to take again, the blue ones or the white ones? 573 00:27:23,708 --> 00:27:25,833 - The yellow ones, Mom. Drink lots of water with them, okay? 574 00:27:25,916 --> 00:27:29,250 - Thank you, sweetheart. No! I'm not done. 575 00:27:29,333 --> 00:27:31,750 And don't cause me any grief. 576 00:27:31,833 --> 00:27:35,041 Remember, this is Germany, not Anatolia. 577 00:27:35,625 --> 00:27:36,958 - Yeah. Yeah. - Wow. 578 00:27:37,041 --> 00:27:40,708 Your mother's knowledge of geography is... impressive. 579 00:27:40,791 --> 00:27:42,708 (Anne) There's a... 580 00:27:42,791 --> 00:27:45,000 really interesting suggestion coming in. 581 00:27:45,083 --> 00:27:47,541 Erol could just bring his own grill. 582 00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:49,541 - A truly wonderful idea, Anne. 583 00:27:49,625 --> 00:27:52,958 You know what? If I want suggestions from members... 584 00:27:53,041 --> 00:27:55,375 I'll let you know in advance! 585 00:27:56,208 --> 00:27:58,375 - Mmh. I'll pass that along then. 586 00:28:00,125 --> 00:28:02,000 * Window slams shut * 587 00:28:03,291 --> 00:28:05,958 - People. Let's all please be reasonable. 588 00:28:06,041 --> 00:28:09,375 - I am being reasonable. I just don't know what the point of this is. 589 00:28:09,458 --> 00:28:11,708 Everything was fine and now it's spiraling out of control! 590 00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:13,250 - Because we don't share your opinion? 591 00:28:13,333 --> 00:28:14,750 - No, because I don't understand... 592 00:28:14,833 --> 00:28:17,166 why we're letting the Turks push their issues on us. 593 00:28:17,250 --> 00:28:19,458 - I haven't pushed anything on anyone! 594 00:28:19,541 --> 00:28:22,500 Don't twist things! I said I don't need a grill! 595 00:28:22,583 --> 00:28:24,875 - Melanie and Torsten, as "substitute Turks," said... 596 00:28:24,958 --> 00:28:26,291 you do need one after all. 597 00:28:26,375 --> 00:28:28,041 - So it's the Berliners pushing... 598 00:28:28,125 --> 00:28:29,916 their issues on us, not the Turks. 599 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,000 - Hold on, we live in Lengenheide, just like you. 600 00:28:33,083 --> 00:28:35,250 - Yeah, but we were born here! 601 00:28:35,333 --> 00:28:37,375 And we never had problems with our Turks. 602 00:28:37,458 --> 00:28:39,708 - "Our Turks"? Do you mean me? 603 00:28:39,791 --> 00:28:42,750 - Stop it now! This is just about a grill! 604 00:28:42,833 --> 00:28:44,583 - I don't understand you, Erol. 605 00:28:44,666 --> 00:28:47,583 People offer you grills and they're either too old or too small for you... 606 00:28:47,666 --> 00:28:49,791 but your monster is okay. - Matthias! 607 00:28:49,875 --> 00:28:53,000 - That's typical Erol! Acting all modest... 608 00:28:53,083 --> 00:28:55,166 and then showing up with a grill surface... 609 00:28:55,250 --> 00:28:58,625 that needs its own zip code. Because he doesn't like pork. 610 00:28:58,708 --> 00:29:00,833 - Can't! I'm not allowed to eat pork! 611 00:29:00,916 --> 00:29:03,041 - The club isn't stopping you! 612 00:29:03,125 --> 00:29:05,250 - But my faith is. That's what you want to hear, right? 613 00:29:05,333 --> 00:29:07,541 - But this is about tennis, not about faith. 614 00:29:07,625 --> 00:29:11,000 - Oh, it is about faith. I believe you've all lost your minds. 615 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:14,250 - It's ridiculous... setting up a Muslim grill at a tennis club. 616 00:29:14,333 --> 00:29:16,791 We don't put a ball machine in your mosque either. 617 00:29:16,875 --> 00:29:20,250 - Idiotic comparison. - Tennis is not a religion! 618 00:29:20,333 --> 00:29:23,833 - Maybe I pray toward Boris Becker every night? 619 00:29:23,916 --> 00:29:26,458 - Or toward the broom closet. 620 00:29:26,541 --> 00:29:29,708 - Stop with your stupid jokes, it's embarrassing. 621 00:29:29,791 --> 00:29:32,333 - Me? Matthias is the embarrassing one. 622 00:29:32,416 --> 00:29:35,666 - The joke where a Turk and a German are neighbors... 623 00:29:35,750 --> 00:29:37,958 - It's great. - No jokes here. 624 00:29:38,041 --> 00:29:42,125 Matthias, nobody's out to get you. 625 00:29:42,208 --> 00:29:44,958 Everyone knows what you do for this club. 626 00:29:45,041 --> 00:29:46,625 The point is... 627 00:29:46,708 --> 00:29:49,750 that every club member has a right... 628 00:29:49,833 --> 00:29:53,125 to be able to participate in club life. Like everyone else. 629 00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:56,208 - But then he should do it like everyone else. 630 00:29:56,291 --> 00:29:59,708 We've been grilling pork sausage since the club was founded. 631 00:29:59,791 --> 00:30:03,416 Those are our rules. Why is that suddenly a problem? 632 00:30:03,791 --> 00:30:08,208 - Because you can change a rule after 50 years. 633 00:30:08,666 --> 00:30:11,083 - Not after 50 years, Melanie. 634 00:30:11,791 --> 00:30:15,791 It's now 73 years and 11 months. 635 00:30:15,875 --> 00:30:18,125 - All the more reason. - His rule is surely... 636 00:30:18,208 --> 00:30:20,875 a thousand years old and even more in need of renovation. 637 00:30:20,958 --> 00:30:23,875 - Oh! Islam criticism from the blinds guy. 638 00:30:23,958 --> 00:30:25,625 - Why are you calling me that? 639 00:30:25,708 --> 00:30:28,583 I own a specialty shop for innovative sun protection systems. 640 00:30:28,666 --> 00:30:30,291 - If I'm the Turk, then you're the blinds guy. 641 00:30:30,375 --> 00:30:31,458 - I'm just saying my opinion. 642 00:30:31,541 --> 00:30:35,250 The majority in Germany eats pork. The majority in the club are pigs. 643 00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:36,541 Uh, Germans. Right. 644 00:30:36,625 --> 00:30:39,875 The majority decides which majority sausage... 645 00:30:39,958 --> 00:30:41,875 goes on which grill. That's democracy. 646 00:30:41,958 --> 00:30:43,125 - Majority sausage? 647 00:30:43,208 --> 00:30:45,583 - As a minority, you can bow to the majority... 648 00:30:45,666 --> 00:30:47,708 and not need special treatment for your stupid religion... 649 00:30:47,791 --> 00:30:50,666 that everyone always has to cater to. - Watch what you say. 650 00:30:50,750 --> 00:30:53,875 - I should watch it? What happens if I say "stupid religion"? 651 00:30:53,958 --> 00:30:56,250 - I sat next to you for two years in religion class with Schmidt. 652 00:30:56,333 --> 00:30:57,791 Did I ever say anything against the Bible? 653 00:30:57,875 --> 00:30:58,750 - What should I watch for? 654 00:30:58,833 --> 00:31:03,708 Will I go to Muslim hell? Or not get 72 virgins? 655 00:31:05,375 --> 00:31:07,291 - 72 virgins. 656 00:31:07,375 --> 00:31:10,000 You wouldn't find that many in Lengenheide anyway. 657 00:31:13,625 --> 00:31:16,875 * Quiet, uneasy music * 658 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,333 A joke. 659 00:31:21,958 --> 00:31:25,625 As long as we can still laugh together, it's not too late. 660 00:31:25,708 --> 00:31:28,125 - But "shut-up Torsten" isn't allowed to make jokes. 661 00:31:28,208 --> 00:31:31,625 - People only laugh at yours out of pity anyway. 662 00:31:33,666 --> 00:31:35,000 - Sorry. 663 00:31:35,083 --> 00:31:38,000 - I think everything is clear now. 664 00:31:38,083 --> 00:31:42,083 We're buying the grill. Erol does whatever he wants. 665 00:31:42,166 --> 00:31:45,958 That's exactly what we'll tell the members now. 666 00:31:46,041 --> 00:31:50,333 Period. Done. Case closed. And always remember our motto. 667 00:31:50,416 --> 00:31:54,666 In peace and in war, unity holds the... 668 00:31:54,750 --> 00:31:57,500 - Matthias, that wasn't right just now. 669 00:31:57,583 --> 00:31:59,708 - That was my opinion, what's the problem? 670 00:31:59,791 --> 00:32:02,541 - You're hurting religious feelings. - I can't believe this. 671 00:32:02,625 --> 00:32:04,500 - Since when do I hurt religious feelings? 672 00:32:04,583 --> 00:32:05,750 - Since you called them stupid? 673 00:32:05,833 --> 00:32:08,958 - If you had said the ban on pork... 674 00:32:09,041 --> 00:32:12,708 originally had no religious basis in hot countries. 675 00:32:12,791 --> 00:32:14,666 That would have been an argument. 676 00:32:14,750 --> 00:32:15,708 - Huh? 677 00:32:15,791 --> 00:32:19,166 - You didn't know that? It's a hygiene thing. 678 00:32:19,250 --> 00:32:21,666 Because pork goes bad quickly. 679 00:32:21,750 --> 00:32:25,125 - If it's about health and not about religion... 680 00:32:25,208 --> 00:32:28,541 do vegetarians also have a right to their own grill? 681 00:32:28,625 --> 00:32:33,125 - But we don't even have any vegetarians in the club. Do we? 682 00:32:34,541 --> 00:32:38,583 - Actually, um... Torsten is a vegetarian. 683 00:32:38,958 --> 00:32:41,083 - Did you lose a bet? 684 00:32:41,583 --> 00:32:47,000 - On the advice of my osteopath in Berlin. It just keeps the body fitter. 685 00:32:47,083 --> 00:32:48,583 - So why isn't it working on you? 686 00:32:48,666 --> 00:32:49,541 - Ha ha. 687 00:32:49,625 --> 00:32:52,708 - For the record: I don't need my own grill. 688 00:32:52,791 --> 00:32:55,500 - Why not? Are vegetarians worth less than Turks? 689 00:32:55,583 --> 00:32:58,708 - Vegetarians aren't a nation, don't compare apples and oranges. 690 00:32:58,791 --> 00:33:00,500 - What do we do about vegans? 691 00:33:00,583 --> 00:33:03,208 Do they get a fourth grill and fruitarians a fifth? 692 00:33:03,291 --> 00:33:06,625 - We'll put that one under the apple tree and wait for something to fall down. 693 00:33:06,708 --> 00:33:07,583 * Meli laughs * 694 00:33:07,666 --> 00:33:10,375 - Seriously though: Do fruitarians even grill? 695 00:33:10,458 --> 00:33:14,541 - We're not going to start debating this vegetarian nonsense too! 696 00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:17,375 - No, nobody wants... - Why is being vegetarian nonsense? 697 00:33:17,458 --> 00:33:19,791 - Not everyone can be offended at the same time. 698 00:33:19,875 --> 00:33:21,958 Vegetarians don't get their own grill. 699 00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:26,041 That's a dietary rule made up by some overeager doctor. 700 00:33:26,125 --> 00:33:28,791 - In religion, the rule was made up by a made-up God. 701 00:33:28,875 --> 00:33:31,041 I find a doctor more trustworthy. 702 00:33:31,125 --> 00:33:33,750 - Made up? - I didn't mean to insult your God. 703 00:33:33,833 --> 00:33:37,083 - Not this topic. - I have a somewhat critical view... 704 00:33:37,166 --> 00:33:40,958 toward religion. As an atheist. 705 00:33:41,041 --> 00:33:42,958 - You're an atheist? - And a vegetarian? 706 00:33:43,041 --> 00:33:44,708 You too, Melanie? 707 00:33:44,791 --> 00:33:47,208 - I left the church too, but... 708 00:33:47,291 --> 00:33:49,125 - We're both atheists. 709 00:33:49,208 --> 00:33:52,833 - Then why are you two fighting like maniacs for a Muslim grill? 710 00:33:52,916 --> 00:33:56,083 - Out of respect. We want people to be able... 711 00:33:56,166 --> 00:33:59,250 to practice their religion, even if I think it's... 712 00:33:59,333 --> 00:34:00,875 nonsense. 713 00:34:00,958 --> 00:34:03,375 That's called tolerance. In case the concept rings a bell. 714 00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:05,333 - Now we have both "nonsense" and "stupid." 715 00:34:05,416 --> 00:34:07,583 - Torsten doesn't mean it like that. - Yes, Torsten means it exactly like that. 716 00:34:07,666 --> 00:34:10,041 If someone wants respect for their faith, they get it. 717 00:34:10,125 --> 00:34:12,416 But I also want respect for my faith... 718 00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:14,500 - Stop proselytizing! 719 00:34:14,583 --> 00:34:16,708 - Why? One faith doesn't grill cows... 720 00:34:16,791 --> 00:34:20,208 the other doesn't grill pork. And that starts an endless fight... 721 00:34:20,291 --> 00:34:21,958 over this crap. - Crap? 722 00:34:22,041 --> 00:34:24,791 - I hereby impose a profanity ban. 723 00:34:24,875 --> 00:34:27,250 - That's exactly the problem these days. 724 00:34:27,333 --> 00:34:29,750 Most wars are wars of faith. 725 00:34:29,833 --> 00:34:31,833 They're about belief, not facts. 726 00:34:31,916 --> 00:34:34,416 Or has anyone ever heard of fact wars? 727 00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:37,083 And a society, including a tennis club... 728 00:34:37,166 --> 00:34:41,541 only works when you have facts that everyone can rely on. 729 00:34:41,625 --> 00:34:45,166 Otherwise we're debating at the level of not quite knowing... 730 00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:47,000 emotion, alternative facts. 731 00:34:47,083 --> 00:34:48,958 And then: Goodnight, Mela... Marie. 732 00:34:49,041 --> 00:34:50,750 - Give it a rest, Torsten. 733 00:34:50,833 --> 00:34:53,708 Otherwise God will send us a lightning bolt into the hall. 734 00:34:53,791 --> 00:34:56,833 - Thanks, Heribert. - Why "thanks, Heribert"? 735 00:34:56,916 --> 00:34:59,666 You're not in the church either. - But you know... 736 00:34:59,750 --> 00:35:02,625 that I believe there's something greater out there. 737 00:35:02,708 --> 00:35:05,000 - Like what? UFOs? 738 00:35:05,083 --> 00:35:09,458 - Great. Attack and mockery, Torsten, that'll make for a more tolerant world. 739 00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:11,416 - I really am tolerant. 740 00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:13,666 I'm the most tolerant person in the entire world. 741 00:35:13,750 --> 00:35:17,541 - And when I bought the book "Orders to the Cosmos"? 742 00:35:17,625 --> 00:35:20,541 I had to hide it from you to avoid getting lectured. 743 00:35:20,625 --> 00:35:24,250 - "Orders to the Cosmos" is religion for Helene Fischer fans. 744 00:35:24,333 --> 00:35:29,375 - So what? It worked. Erol and I became district champions. 745 00:35:31,791 --> 00:35:34,333 - That's what you ordered from the Cosmos? 746 00:35:34,416 --> 00:35:36,375 Okay. What else? 747 00:35:36,458 --> 00:35:38,583 A pair of shoes and a hair appointment? 748 00:35:38,666 --> 00:35:39,500 * Giggling * 749 00:35:39,583 --> 00:35:41,416 - No, a man with hair! 750 00:35:45,500 --> 00:35:46,458 * Giggling * 751 00:35:47,208 --> 00:35:50,041 - Not that I want to get rid of you, Torsten. 752 00:35:50,125 --> 00:35:53,750 But why are you even talking the whole time here? 753 00:35:53,833 --> 00:35:55,333 - Yeah, sorry. 754 00:35:55,416 --> 00:35:59,083 I thought maybe even in Lengenheide you could listen to... 755 00:35:59,166 --> 00:36:01,791 what the rest of the planet thinks. 756 00:36:01,875 --> 00:36:03,708 - Ah! The Earth is round. 757 00:36:03,791 --> 00:36:06,291 Thanks, Torsten, we didn't know that yet. 758 00:36:06,375 --> 00:36:08,625 - Go ahead and make fun of me. 759 00:36:08,708 --> 00:36:11,416 But I think... - Just drop it! 760 00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:15,166 - Some things are good: Not eating pork in hot countries. 761 00:36:15,250 --> 00:36:16,333 For hygiene reasons. 762 00:36:16,416 --> 00:36:18,208 - Don't Turks have freezers? 763 00:36:18,291 --> 00:36:21,083 - Right, if they're too stupid to refrigerate pork... 764 00:36:21,166 --> 00:36:22,875 then that's their own fault. 765 00:36:22,958 --> 00:36:26,500 - Thin ice, Matthias. - I'm just expressing my free opinion! 766 00:36:26,583 --> 00:36:29,666 - That's not freedom of speech, that's an insult. 767 00:36:29,750 --> 00:36:32,375 - And you get to decide where freedom of speech ends? 768 00:36:32,458 --> 00:36:34,375 The Prenzlauer Berg district court? 769 00:36:34,458 --> 00:36:37,416 I think it's wrong to set up a giant Muslim grill... 770 00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:39,250 am I not allowed to say that? 771 00:36:39,333 --> 00:36:41,333 - Is this that tired old line coming? 772 00:36:41,416 --> 00:36:43,833 "Surely one can still say this." 773 00:36:43,916 --> 00:36:47,875 We don't want a Turk grill. We've got too many foreigners already! 774 00:36:47,958 --> 00:36:52,000 We need to preserve our grilling identity. 775 00:36:52,083 --> 00:36:54,916 In our 1,000-year grilling history! 776 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,125 - Okay, now you've completely lost it! 777 00:37:02,750 --> 00:37:03,708 You sausage! 778 00:37:03,791 --> 00:37:05,250 - That's right-wing drivel. 779 00:37:05,333 --> 00:37:08,083 Being for free speech just to be against things! 780 00:37:08,166 --> 00:37:09,875 That's how Nazi talk always starts. 781 00:37:09,958 --> 00:37:11,791 - Now I'm a Nazi? - People! 782 00:37:11,875 --> 00:37:13,708 - I've had it! 783 00:37:13,791 --> 00:37:17,500 I'm a Nazi because I say I don't want a Muslim grill here? 784 00:37:17,583 --> 00:37:21,416 Fine? Good, then I'll say it outright: I don't want it. 785 00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:23,625 Because we've never had that. 786 00:37:23,708 --> 00:37:25,708 It's not part of our culture. 787 00:37:25,791 --> 00:37:27,916 Why do people always have to change everything? 788 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000 I have the right to think that! 789 00:37:30,083 --> 00:37:32,375 I don't want my club taken away from me. 790 00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:35,333 - I want to take something from you. Your club. 791 00:37:35,416 --> 00:37:37,708 That we joined together. 792 00:37:37,791 --> 00:37:41,791 Oh God. The evil Turk is stealing Matthias's sandbox toy. 793 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:44,375 God... 794 00:37:44,958 --> 00:37:48,125 Honestly. Now I'm demanding my own grill. 795 00:37:48,208 --> 00:37:51,333 Big as a tennis court, at the club's expense, Heribert. 796 00:37:51,416 --> 00:37:54,416 The changing rooms will be oriented toward Mecca! 797 00:37:54,500 --> 00:37:57,458 And the lion on the crest will finally be circumcised. 798 00:37:57,541 --> 00:38:00,583 Women in mixed doubles will play veiled. 799 00:38:00,666 --> 00:38:03,458 After the match I'll bang them all... 800 00:38:03,541 --> 00:38:06,958 on my waterbed filled with lukewarm ayran. 801 00:38:07,041 --> 00:38:09,125 Is that Turkish enough for you? 802 00:38:10,208 --> 00:38:12,375 - Erol, that's really not... 803 00:38:12,458 --> 00:38:13,916 * Melanie giggles * 804 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,166 funny. 805 00:38:15,250 --> 00:38:17,666 - The waterbed part was. 806 00:38:17,750 --> 00:38:20,208 - I've had it, I'm being calm and rational. 807 00:38:20,291 --> 00:38:22,708 Listening to Matthias's and Torsten's crap. 808 00:38:22,791 --> 00:38:25,416 - We don't say "crap." - Yeah, embarrassing. 809 00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:26,833 - Yeah, go comfort Erol. 810 00:38:26,916 --> 00:38:30,625 He needs to learn to take a different opinion. Like us Germans! 811 00:38:30,708 --> 00:38:32,000 - I'm German too! 812 00:38:32,083 --> 00:38:33,666 - Doesn't feel like it right now. 813 00:38:33,750 --> 00:38:36,541 Shall we all pet Erol for comfort? 814 00:38:36,625 --> 00:38:38,208 - Leave... - Everyone just... 815 00:38:38,291 --> 00:38:41,000 - Nobody's getting petted, especially not by you! 816 00:38:41,083 --> 00:38:43,083 Cut the crap-brown talk! 817 00:38:43,166 --> 00:38:46,208 - It was just about our tradition. - Adolf's tradition? 818 00:38:46,291 --> 00:38:48,166 - You take that back! - People! Guys! 819 00:38:50,791 --> 00:38:52,291 - Enough now! 820 00:38:52,375 --> 00:38:53,458 - Are you crazy? 821 00:38:53,541 --> 00:38:56,666 - People can disagree. 822 00:38:56,750 --> 00:38:57,791 Fine by me. 823 00:38:57,875 --> 00:39:01,041 But this isn't about Adolf and it isn't about religion. 824 00:39:01,125 --> 00:39:04,916 This is just about a goddamn grill! 825 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,250 This discussion is over now. 826 00:39:07,333 --> 00:39:11,375 (Melanie) That's democracy, Heribert, discussions are part of it. 827 00:39:11,458 --> 00:39:15,708 - Yes, but democracy also means that at the end of the discussion... 828 00:39:15,791 --> 00:39:18,541 everyone shares one opinion. 829 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,666 (Everyone) Which one? Yours? 830 00:39:25,875 --> 00:39:26,916 - Okay. 831 00:39:28,083 --> 00:39:32,791 If we don't end this discussion right now... 832 00:39:33,875 --> 00:39:38,166 then I will resign as president of this club. 833 00:39:39,041 --> 00:39:41,000 Effective immediately. 834 00:39:41,666 --> 00:39:45,541 Then you can see for yourselves what the result of your democracy is. 835 00:39:45,916 --> 00:39:48,625 Chaos. Nothing but chaos. 836 00:39:48,708 --> 00:39:50,750 - Democracy is chaos? 837 00:39:50,833 --> 00:39:52,791 Seriously? I mean... 838 00:39:52,875 --> 00:39:56,541 - Damn it, girl! Can't you be quiet for once? 839 00:39:59,833 --> 00:40:03,208 - Girl? - Okay. Here's what we'll do. 840 00:40:03,291 --> 00:40:07,583 We buy our grill and Erol can bring his own Turk grill. 841 00:40:07,666 --> 00:40:10,208 If he wants to. And if he doesn't, he doesn't. 842 00:40:10,291 --> 00:40:11,541 - No. - What? 843 00:40:11,625 --> 00:40:13,666 - "Fair play" means to you... 844 00:40:13,750 --> 00:40:16,375 you decide and we shut up. 845 00:40:17,583 --> 00:40:20,000 - Melanie, I can accept... 846 00:40:20,083 --> 00:40:23,333 - You're acting like the German Erdogan. 847 00:40:25,125 --> 00:40:27,000 - That's an insult. 848 00:40:27,083 --> 00:40:29,791 - Yeah, but we won't tell Erdogan. 849 00:40:32,750 --> 00:40:34,708 * Giggling * 850 00:40:34,791 --> 00:40:36,833 - Right. That's enough now. 851 00:40:37,833 --> 00:40:40,166 I'm stepping down from my position. 852 00:40:40,250 --> 00:40:41,208 (Matthias) Heribert! 853 00:40:41,291 --> 00:40:44,916 - As far as I'm concerned, you can keep blabbering until Christmas. 854 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,375 Buy a separate grill for every minority. 855 00:40:48,458 --> 00:40:50,250 Preferably height-adjustable... 856 00:40:50,333 --> 00:40:54,208 so tall and short people don't have a disadvantage either. 857 00:40:54,291 --> 00:40:56,166 * Energetic orchestral music * 858 00:40:56,250 --> 00:40:59,458 (Torsten) Great job, Matthias. - Why me? 859 00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:01,708 (Melanie) Enough now! 860 00:41:02,208 --> 00:41:04,291 (Erol) That was a little too loud. 861 00:41:04,375 --> 00:41:06,708 - Me? Why me? 862 00:41:06,791 --> 00:41:09,000 * Door slams * 863 00:41:09,083 --> 00:41:10,791 * Commotion of voices * 864 00:41:10,875 --> 00:41:12,875 * Tense music * 865 00:41:13,416 --> 00:41:16,875 Yes. The changing rooms are supposed to be oriented toward Mecca. 866 00:41:16,958 --> 00:41:18,000 He said it! 867 00:41:18,083 --> 00:41:19,041 - He did not. 868 00:41:19,125 --> 00:41:20,625 - I heard it! 869 00:41:20,708 --> 00:41:23,541 - So? What did you decide? 870 00:41:23,958 --> 00:41:25,958 * Music ends * 871 00:41:26,041 --> 00:41:29,125 - Heribert, say something. 872 00:41:30,041 --> 00:41:32,041 * Silence in the room * 873 00:41:39,125 --> 00:41:41,833 God protect our club. 874 00:41:41,916 --> 00:41:43,916 * Short, powerful orchestral music * 875 00:41:44,291 --> 00:41:45,708 - Heribert! 876 00:41:46,708 --> 00:41:48,791 - Heribert, where are you going? 877 00:41:48,875 --> 00:41:52,166 - Matthias, can you tell me what's going on here? 878 00:41:52,500 --> 00:41:54,041 - Well... 879 00:41:55,125 --> 00:41:56,708 to make it brief... 880 00:41:56,791 --> 00:41:58,041 * Door slams shut * 881 00:41:58,125 --> 00:41:59,333 - Ah! 882 00:41:59,416 --> 00:42:02,833 - Heribert has just resigned as president. 883 00:42:02,916 --> 00:42:05,583 - Why on earth? - Have you all lost your minds? 884 00:42:05,666 --> 00:42:09,000 What kind of mess are you building behind closed doors? 885 00:42:09,083 --> 00:42:11,000 - We don't say "mess" here. 886 00:42:11,083 --> 00:42:14,125 I am just as shocked as you are. 887 00:42:14,208 --> 00:42:18,958 But Heribert has made his decision and we have to accept it. 888 00:42:19,041 --> 00:42:20,375 And that means... 889 00:42:20,458 --> 00:42:22,208 - You're the president now. 890 00:42:22,291 --> 00:42:25,416 - Thanks, Mom. I'm the acting president. 891 00:42:25,500 --> 00:42:29,041 Anne, this can go in the minutes. You can write it right in. 892 00:42:29,125 --> 00:42:32,791 Right, and in my capacity as the new... 893 00:42:32,875 --> 00:42:35,583 I'd say let's wrap up this meeting. 894 00:42:35,666 --> 00:42:37,500 All that was left was the grill. 895 00:42:37,583 --> 00:42:38,458 - Hold on. 896 00:42:38,541 --> 00:42:41,875 Heribert resigns over a damn grill for the Turks? 897 00:42:41,958 --> 00:42:44,416 - Wait! - Take it easy! 898 00:42:44,500 --> 00:42:48,666 - Heribert can't resign. He's been president for 25 years. 899 00:42:48,750 --> 00:42:50,875 Back then there weren't even any Turks here. 900 00:42:50,958 --> 00:42:54,875 - Heinz has a point. - There were. Erol's family, for example. 901 00:42:54,958 --> 00:42:57,875 - I'm now putting the following to a vote: 902 00:42:57,958 --> 00:43:01,000 A: We only buy one grill, the XQ 30 10. 903 00:43:01,083 --> 00:43:04,500 - B: I liked the idea of Erol having his own grill. 904 00:43:04,583 --> 00:43:08,458 - From you I wouldn't expect anything different. Muesli muncher. 905 00:43:08,541 --> 00:43:10,166 - Meathead. - Mom? 906 00:43:10,250 --> 00:43:12,916 Are they still fighting over Erol's pork sausage? 907 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,750 - Yes, sweetie, it's still about that damn sausage. 908 00:43:15,833 --> 00:43:20,083 - This is ridiculous. This isn't about me or some pork sausage. 909 00:43:20,166 --> 00:43:23,916 I've had enough. Call me when you've all come to your senses. 910 00:43:24,416 --> 00:43:25,708 - Erol! 911 00:43:25,791 --> 00:43:28,916 - Currywurst con patatine fritte, come sempre. Prego. 912 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:32,500 - Really bad timing, Stefano. - You need to read the room when you walk in. 913 00:43:32,583 --> 00:43:33,750 What am I supposed to do? 914 00:43:34,791 --> 00:43:36,333 - One currywurst with fries. 915 00:43:36,416 --> 00:43:38,750 - Laura. We ordered bratwurst! 916 00:43:38,833 --> 00:43:41,416 - Well, now it's currywurst. 917 00:43:41,500 --> 00:43:43,708 - Once more. A: We only buy one grill. 918 00:43:43,791 --> 00:43:45,583 - We're not voting... 919 00:43:45,666 --> 00:43:48,208 until Erol and Heribert are back. 920 00:43:48,291 --> 00:43:49,750 - Yes. She's right. 921 00:43:50,083 --> 00:43:51,541 * Clapping * 922 00:43:52,333 --> 00:43:56,000 - I'm never eating pork sausage again! You can eat it yourself. 923 00:43:56,083 --> 00:43:58,041 - Crap. Brief interruption! 924 00:43:59,250 --> 00:44:01,583 I have everything under control. 925 00:44:04,958 --> 00:44:06,166 (Melanie) Erol! 926 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,625 * Dark, hectic music * 927 00:44:11,583 --> 00:44:12,791 Man! 928 00:44:13,333 --> 00:44:14,500 (Matthias) Heribert! 929 00:44:14,583 --> 00:44:15,541 * Car door closes * 930 00:44:15,625 --> 00:44:16,500 * Pain sound * 931 00:44:16,583 --> 00:44:19,041 Heribert. I understand you. 932 00:44:21,166 --> 00:44:23,458 You've worn yourself out for this club for 25 years. 933 00:44:23,541 --> 00:44:25,666 Now you've had enough, that's obvious. 934 00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:27,500 I'm just as angry as you. 935 00:44:27,583 --> 00:44:29,333 - You idiot. 936 00:44:29,416 --> 00:44:30,666 - Heribert! 937 00:44:30,750 --> 00:44:32,875 But you don't need to worry! 938 00:44:32,958 --> 00:44:34,875 I'll handle it! Don't... 939 00:44:35,291 --> 00:44:36,708 Ah! 940 00:44:36,791 --> 00:44:37,958 * Tense sounds * 941 00:44:38,041 --> 00:44:39,375 Matthias? 942 00:44:39,458 --> 00:44:41,458 Everything all right? 943 00:44:41,541 --> 00:44:42,875 * Groaning * 944 00:44:44,875 --> 00:44:48,916 * Hectic music slows down and fades out * 945 00:44:51,250 --> 00:44:52,125 (Anne) 946 00:44:52,208 --> 00:44:56,416 Matthias, just for the minutes: Is this a break or the end? 947 00:44:56,500 --> 00:44:58,500 - We'll be right there. 948 00:45:02,666 --> 00:45:04,458 - You okay? - Fine. 949 00:45:06,750 --> 00:45:08,583 - Meli, wait a sec. 950 00:45:08,666 --> 00:45:11,500 Don't you think we should go home? Before they... 951 00:45:11,583 --> 00:45:14,333 chase us out of the village with torches and pitchforks? 952 00:45:14,416 --> 00:45:16,291 I'll make us something to eat. 953 00:45:16,375 --> 00:45:20,000 Then we'll watch a show that takes place in civilization. 954 00:45:20,083 --> 00:45:24,166 With foreigners and traffic lights and four-lane roads. 955 00:45:24,750 --> 00:45:27,125 - No. I want to sort this out. 956 00:45:27,208 --> 00:45:29,875 I think it's important, for Erol too. 957 00:45:29,958 --> 00:45:33,000 - Ever thought that maybe Erol finds this... 958 00:45:33,083 --> 00:45:34,500 uncomfortable? 959 00:45:34,583 --> 00:45:35,458 - Why? 960 00:45:35,541 --> 00:45:39,750 - Culturally speaking, he's got a completely different view of women. 961 00:45:39,833 --> 00:45:44,125 It could be that he's actually offended... 962 00:45:44,208 --> 00:45:47,291 when a woman plays protector. 963 00:45:49,750 --> 00:45:51,000 - Oh. 964 00:45:51,083 --> 00:45:53,583 You only think in clichés anymore! 965 00:45:53,666 --> 00:45:55,708 - That's not a cliché! 966 00:45:55,791 --> 00:45:58,791 It is, but ultimately clichés are just... 967 00:45:58,875 --> 00:46:00,416 accumulated life experience. 968 00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:02,541 - Why don't you support me... 969 00:46:02,625 --> 00:46:04,291 instead of making stupid jokes? 970 00:46:04,375 --> 00:46:07,750 - I did support you, even though this damn grill... 971 00:46:07,833 --> 00:46:10,291 honestly could not matter less to me. 972 00:46:10,375 --> 00:46:14,291 - Good to know what all doesn't matter to you. 973 00:46:14,375 --> 00:46:16,833 We're really a fantastic team. 974 00:46:16,916 --> 00:46:19,000 - I didn't mean it like that, Meli. 975 00:46:19,083 --> 00:46:22,791 - No problem, I can handle this on my own. As usual. 976 00:46:22,875 --> 00:46:23,833 Matthias? 977 00:46:23,916 --> 00:46:24,750 - Melanie! 978 00:46:24,833 --> 00:46:26,541 - Matthias. - I don't think it's fair. 979 00:46:31,291 --> 00:46:32,791 * Handbrake is pulled * 980 00:46:43,541 --> 00:46:44,583 Ah! 981 00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:48,500 * Dog whimpers * 982 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,041 * Squeaky footsteps * 983 00:46:56,125 --> 00:46:58,125 * Dogs barking outside * 984 00:47:05,750 --> 00:47:08,458 * Soft, melancholic music * 985 00:47:08,541 --> 00:47:09,833 * Gasping * 986 00:47:25,958 --> 00:47:27,958 * Electronic humming * 987 00:47:33,666 --> 00:47:35,666 * Squeaking * 988 00:47:54,583 --> 00:47:56,583 * Humming stops * 989 00:48:00,541 --> 00:48:02,916 * Melancholic music * 990 00:48:07,125 --> 00:48:09,458 * Laughter and lively voices * 991 00:48:13,708 --> 00:48:15,583 Heribert, are you coming? 992 00:48:15,666 --> 00:48:18,500 Peter called, they're already on their way. 993 00:48:18,583 --> 00:48:21,916 (Heribert) Yeah yeah, almost got it, the worm's putting up a fight. 994 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,291 - Okay. 995 00:48:25,291 --> 00:48:26,875 * Laughter * 996 00:48:27,375 --> 00:48:29,375 * Crackling sounds * 997 00:48:30,791 --> 00:48:31,916 Oh! 998 00:48:32,333 --> 00:48:33,833 * Alarm signal * 999 00:48:35,083 --> 00:48:36,416 * Beeping * 1000 00:48:37,625 --> 00:48:38,708 * Bang * 1001 00:48:42,791 --> 00:48:44,458 * Groaning * 1002 00:48:45,333 --> 00:48:46,625 * Ticking grandfather clock * 1003 00:48:47,666 --> 00:48:50,208 * Calm, melancholic music * 1004 00:48:52,875 --> 00:48:54,875 You can all kiss my ass! 1005 00:48:55,333 --> 00:48:57,333 * Groaning and deep breathing * 1006 00:49:00,041 --> 00:49:02,125 Come on, pull yourself together. 1007 00:49:02,708 --> 00:49:05,041 * Children's voices from a distance * 1008 00:49:05,750 --> 00:49:07,166 Call him. 1009 00:49:07,750 --> 00:49:09,500 - No. I don't see why I should. 1010 00:49:09,583 --> 00:49:10,875 * Door opens * 1011 00:49:12,916 --> 00:49:14,833 - Meli, are you coming then? 1012 00:49:15,541 --> 00:49:20,666 - If you apologized to Erol, you'd be showing real class. 1013 00:49:20,750 --> 00:49:24,750 That's what makes a good president. 1014 00:49:25,125 --> 00:49:26,833 - Melanie. 1015 00:49:28,875 --> 00:49:30,875 * Church bells in the distance * 1016 00:49:33,708 --> 00:49:35,666 There he is. Come on. 1017 00:49:42,041 --> 00:49:43,583 - Hey. - Hey. 1018 00:49:43,666 --> 00:49:46,541 I've been in this club for 30 years, I'm not going to let... 1019 00:49:46,625 --> 00:49:49,625 some damn grill ruin that. 1020 00:49:54,125 --> 00:49:56,625 Right, so... Erol... 1021 00:49:57,208 --> 00:50:00,666 I said some things in the heat of the moment... 1022 00:50:00,750 --> 00:50:04,708 that maybe came across differently than they were meant. 1023 00:50:04,791 --> 00:50:05,833 And... 1024 00:50:06,333 --> 00:50:07,375 Yeah. 1025 00:50:07,458 --> 00:50:10,583 If I said anything that offended you... 1026 00:50:10,666 --> 00:50:15,041 then... well... I'm sorry. 1027 00:50:15,125 --> 00:50:18,750 - Okay. Fine. Let's forget about it. 1028 00:50:23,208 --> 00:50:25,291 - Yeah, Matthias. And I... 1029 00:50:25,375 --> 00:50:26,833 I... 1030 00:50:26,916 --> 00:50:29,916 I'd also like to apologize to you. 1031 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,875 We're not entirely politically compatible. 1032 00:50:32,958 --> 00:50:34,791 I'm liberal and you're more... 1033 00:50:34,875 --> 00:50:35,708 * Throat clearing * 1034 00:50:35,791 --> 00:50:38,083 Anyway, I went too far. 1035 00:50:38,166 --> 00:50:41,916 I'm officially taking you back out of the Nazi drawer. 1036 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:46,291 - Good. Then I'd like on behalf of the entire club... 1037 00:50:46,375 --> 00:50:48,291 to apologize to you, Erol. 1038 00:50:48,375 --> 00:50:50,750 - Thanks, Melanie, thanks. 1039 00:50:50,833 --> 00:50:54,166 - Yeah, Melanie and Torsten, you may be newcomers... 1040 00:50:54,250 --> 00:50:56,416 but of course you're part of the club too. 1041 00:50:56,500 --> 00:50:59,458 - Even though you come from a different cultural background. 1042 00:51:00,958 --> 00:51:02,458 - That was a good one. 1043 00:51:05,791 --> 00:51:08,208 - Erol, would you like to say anything? 1044 00:51:08,666 --> 00:51:09,666 - Nah. 1045 00:51:10,875 --> 00:51:11,916 - No? 1046 00:51:13,041 --> 00:51:16,000 - Nah, not really. Why? 1047 00:51:16,875 --> 00:51:19,875 - We've all swallowed our pride and apologized. 1048 00:51:19,958 --> 00:51:21,750 And apologized. 1049 00:51:21,833 --> 00:51:24,916 I thought maybe you'd want to apologize too. 1050 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,666 - What for? 1051 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,833 - Water under the bridge. Then I'd say... 1052 00:51:33,916 --> 00:51:36,750 as acting president, I propose... 1053 00:51:36,833 --> 00:51:39,791 we go back and vote. - Good idea. 1054 00:51:39,875 --> 00:51:42,125 That's what we'll do. - Great. 1055 00:51:43,625 --> 00:51:45,958 * Squeaky footsteps * 1056 00:51:46,958 --> 00:51:49,583 - Heribert. - Nice to see you back. 1057 00:51:49,666 --> 00:51:51,708 - Yeah. Really nice. 1058 00:51:51,791 --> 00:51:55,000 - Don't mind me. I'm just a regular member now. 1059 00:51:55,083 --> 00:51:57,625 Just pretend I'm not here. - Nonsense, Heribert. 1060 00:51:57,708 --> 00:52:00,541 - I'll handle this. A simple vote. 1061 00:52:00,625 --> 00:52:02,458 Grill yes or no. 1062 00:52:02,541 --> 00:52:04,000 (Anne) Heribert is back! 1063 00:52:04,083 --> 00:52:05,833 - How about now... 1064 00:52:05,916 --> 00:52:07,916 Erol brings his own grill? 1065 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,708 - Don't make this complicated again! 1066 00:52:10,791 --> 00:52:12,958 - Careful, Matthias! Authoritarian leadership style! 1067 00:52:13,041 --> 00:52:15,083 - Should I still pretend you're not here? 1068 00:52:15,166 --> 00:52:17,833 - Sure. But since someone just questioned my ability... 1069 00:52:17,916 --> 00:52:21,000 to exercise democratic power... 1070 00:52:21,083 --> 00:52:25,500 I just want to prevent you from being called an autocrat too. 1071 00:52:25,583 --> 00:52:28,708 - Then Erol's own grill also goes to a vote. 1072 00:52:28,791 --> 00:52:30,708 We go inside. Let's continue! 1073 00:52:30,791 --> 00:52:33,291 - Wait, one more thing. - What is it? 1074 00:52:33,375 --> 00:52:36,666 - You said I should apologize too. What for? 1075 00:52:36,750 --> 00:52:39,250 - Doesn't matter. - No, I want to clear this up. 1076 00:52:39,333 --> 00:52:41,583 So nothing lingers between us. 1077 00:52:42,416 --> 00:52:43,916 - Okay. Fine. 1078 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,375 You also said a few things. 1079 00:52:46,458 --> 00:52:48,708 Orienting the changing rooms toward Mecca. 1080 00:52:48,791 --> 00:52:52,583 You want to take our women and bang them all. 1081 00:52:52,666 --> 00:52:54,708 - That was a joke. - For you! 1082 00:52:54,791 --> 00:52:58,625 But for some people in the club, a comment like that about the women is bad. 1083 00:52:58,708 --> 00:53:01,833 - For whom? - For Torsten, for example. 1084 00:53:01,916 --> 00:53:04,458 - What? Why? 1085 00:53:04,541 --> 00:53:07,541 - You train with his wife three times a week. 1086 00:53:07,625 --> 00:53:10,708 And then you make jokes like that. Maybe he feels threatened. 1087 00:53:10,791 --> 00:53:12,083 - Are you out of your mind? 1088 00:53:12,166 --> 00:53:13,958 - I don't feel threatened. 1089 00:53:14,041 --> 00:53:15,916 - At your age? - Hold on. 1090 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,666 - Erol's in his prime. Normal that it triggers you. 1091 00:53:18,750 --> 00:53:22,083 - Are you speaking for me now? How dumb is that? 1092 00:53:22,166 --> 00:53:23,875 - Melanie speaks for Erol too. 1093 00:53:23,958 --> 00:53:26,125 - My stress test results were sensational! 1094 00:53:26,208 --> 00:53:27,708 My bio age is 40! 1095 00:53:27,791 --> 00:53:30,583 - No pressure, but could you step on it... 1096 00:53:30,666 --> 00:53:33,166 before the fight starts again? - Coming! 1097 00:53:33,250 --> 00:53:35,583 Go on in. - Listen. 1098 00:53:35,666 --> 00:53:38,291 I'm proud of Meli and Erol. 1099 00:53:38,375 --> 00:53:42,791 And I don't think it's okay that you're even bringing this up. 1100 00:53:43,458 --> 00:53:45,625 - Okay. Sorry. 1101 00:53:46,208 --> 00:53:47,583 - Okay. 1102 00:53:52,666 --> 00:53:55,250 - Didn't know that was a sore spot for you. 1103 00:53:55,333 --> 00:53:57,500 (Shouting) I don't have a sore... 1104 00:53:58,083 --> 00:53:59,500 - Not again. 1105 00:53:59,583 --> 00:54:02,833 - I suggest, three quick minutes. Everyone into the hall. 1106 00:54:02,916 --> 00:54:05,375 - No, I suggest. Three minutes. 1107 00:54:05,458 --> 00:54:06,875 * Grumbling * 1108 00:54:07,875 --> 00:54:09,875 * Hectic music * 1109 00:54:11,958 --> 00:54:14,416 - Once more, straight talk. 1110 00:54:14,500 --> 00:54:17,750 - From now, three minutes. Starting now. 1111 00:54:17,833 --> 00:54:20,708 - Once more, straight talk. - Can you get it together? 1112 00:54:20,791 --> 00:54:22,625 - What's going on now? 1113 00:54:22,708 --> 00:54:24,458 - Is this going to happen today? 1114 00:54:24,541 --> 00:54:28,250 - Brevity is the soul of wit. - You're annoying. 1115 00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:31,583 Now, straight talk. 1116 00:54:36,166 --> 00:54:40,375 Hans-Günther, would you leave us alone for a moment? 1117 00:54:40,833 --> 00:54:44,416 - I was told to come in here with the damn ball machine. 1118 00:54:44,500 --> 00:54:46,708 - It's not a damn ball machine. 1119 00:54:46,791 --> 00:54:48,875 In 1987, it was the best there was. 1120 00:54:48,958 --> 00:54:51,791 - I can't get the ejection rollers aligned anymore. 1121 00:54:51,875 --> 00:54:54,041 The thing's got a loose connection somewhere. 1122 00:54:54,125 --> 00:54:55,416 - Yeah. Look. 1123 00:54:55,500 --> 00:54:59,125 You just go outside now... 1124 00:54:59,208 --> 00:55:03,208 and then you take this warning sign... 1125 00:55:03,666 --> 00:55:05,375 Put it up on the dock. 1126 00:55:05,458 --> 00:55:07,541 - I just put up a sign there. 1127 00:55:07,625 --> 00:55:09,458 - Then replace the rotten planks. 1128 00:55:09,541 --> 00:55:11,875 - Then I wouldn't have needed to put up the sign. 1129 00:55:11,958 --> 00:55:15,666 - Hans-Günther. Just go outside. That's my opinion. 1130 00:55:32,541 --> 00:55:36,041 - Now, straight talk once more. - The clock is ticking. 1131 00:55:36,125 --> 00:55:38,458 - I do not feel threatened. 1132 00:55:45,333 --> 00:55:49,250 I don't feel threatened by anyone. And there's no sore... 1133 00:55:54,041 --> 00:55:56,000 There's no sore spot. 1134 00:55:56,083 --> 00:55:59,791 My wife is free to play tennis with another man any time. 1135 00:55:59,875 --> 00:56:03,625 - Thanks. I didn't know I needed your permission for that. 1136 00:56:03,708 --> 00:56:06,750 When they became district champions, I cheered the loudest. 1137 00:56:06,833 --> 00:56:09,500 Erol, you know that. I cheered you on. 1138 00:56:09,583 --> 00:56:12,708 I also didn't mind that you hugged her endlessly. 1139 00:56:12,791 --> 00:56:14,208 - Excuse me? 1140 00:56:14,291 --> 00:56:16,333 - I didn't hug her endlessly. 1141 00:56:17,333 --> 00:56:20,041 - Yes you did. But I'm cool about it, no problem. 1142 00:56:20,125 --> 00:56:22,000 I don't care at all. 1143 00:56:22,416 --> 00:56:24,416 * Rattling * 1144 00:56:24,958 --> 00:56:26,708 * Metallic clattering * 1145 00:56:26,791 --> 00:56:29,291 - Torsten, watch out! - Sorry! 1146 00:56:29,375 --> 00:56:31,708 - Wow, your serve has never been that good. 1147 00:56:31,791 --> 00:56:32,708 - One minute. 1148 00:56:32,791 --> 00:56:34,875 - Just so no rumors start here. 1149 00:56:34,958 --> 00:56:36,708 Melanie and I hugged... 1150 00:56:36,791 --> 00:56:38,458 because we became district champions. 1151 00:56:38,541 --> 00:56:40,791 - It's all fine. - Totally normal. 1152 00:56:40,875 --> 00:56:42,125 - Sure. - Right? 1153 00:56:42,208 --> 00:56:43,708 - Of course. - So. 1154 00:56:43,791 --> 00:56:45,708 - Just maybe not endlessly. 1155 00:56:45,791 --> 00:56:50,375 - Excuse me, that was five seconds at most. 1156 00:56:50,458 --> 00:56:52,666 - I have the video right here. 1157 00:56:52,750 --> 00:56:55,958 We can time it. - What are we even talking about now? 1158 00:56:56,041 --> 00:56:58,125 - Nonsense? - I understand you. 1159 00:56:58,208 --> 00:57:00,125 Melanie ordered the win from the Cosmos. 1160 00:57:00,208 --> 00:57:03,375 As a doubles pair, they're blessed by a higher power. 1161 00:57:03,458 --> 00:57:04,625 - Oh... 1162 00:57:05,041 --> 00:57:07,041 * Mystical sound * 1163 00:57:08,916 --> 00:57:10,708 - Here, that was it. 1164 00:57:10,791 --> 00:57:13,125 - Finally. Let's go back! Come on! 1165 00:57:13,208 --> 00:57:14,541 Come on. Back. 1166 00:57:14,625 --> 00:57:18,166 - Matthias, you can stick that condescending tone where the sun doesn't shine. 1167 00:57:18,250 --> 00:57:19,625 - What condescending tone? 1168 00:57:19,708 --> 00:57:21,500 - "Blessed by divine power"... 1169 00:57:21,583 --> 00:57:25,208 That was sarcastic! - Meli ordered the win. 1170 00:57:27,083 --> 00:57:29,291 - You know what a comment like that does. 1171 00:57:29,375 --> 00:57:31,875 - The Turk and the girl. I would... 1172 00:57:31,958 --> 00:57:34,541 - And it never stops. 1173 00:57:36,083 --> 00:57:37,958 * Muffled arguments * 1174 00:57:38,708 --> 00:57:41,000 - If there's nothing going on, what am I going on about? 1175 00:57:41,083 --> 00:57:42,458 - As if I'd make a move on Melanie. 1176 00:57:42,541 --> 00:57:45,458 - She's certainly open to Turkish sausages. 1177 00:57:45,541 --> 00:57:48,416 - You asshole. - That was a joke. 1178 00:57:51,500 --> 00:57:52,916 - Hey, hands off! 1179 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,166 - You stay out of this! 1180 00:57:57,250 --> 00:57:58,375 * Loud crash * 1181 00:57:59,583 --> 00:58:00,541 Wanker! 1182 00:58:03,125 --> 00:58:04,583 - You okay? - Yeah. 1183 00:58:06,416 --> 00:58:10,750 - Going great, Matthias. Are you going to continue the meeting from the floor? 1184 00:58:10,833 --> 00:58:12,750 Or should I take over again? 1185 00:58:13,208 --> 00:58:15,291 - Thanks. - No problem. 1186 00:58:15,791 --> 00:58:17,916 - What was that about? - What? 1187 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:21,208 - What did you just say thank you for? - For defending me. 1188 00:58:21,291 --> 00:58:23,083 - You're thanking him for violence? Wow! 1189 00:58:23,166 --> 00:58:25,625 Did you order an IQ reduction from the Cosmos? 1190 00:58:25,708 --> 00:58:27,791 - Nice that the Turk is defending your wife. 1191 00:58:27,875 --> 00:58:30,000 - Stop saying "the Turk." I have a name. 1192 00:58:30,083 --> 00:58:32,041 I don't accept violence against women. 1193 00:58:32,125 --> 00:58:33,125 - I was a conscientious objector. 1194 00:58:33,208 --> 00:58:35,833 I don't accept any violence. And I don't say thank you for it. 1195 00:58:35,916 --> 00:58:37,750 - Don't make a drama out of this! 1196 00:58:37,833 --> 00:58:39,875 He defended me. You didn't! 1197 00:58:39,958 --> 00:58:41,666 - Bravo. Violence against violence. 1198 00:58:41,750 --> 00:58:44,833 You're tearing the values of Western civilization off their hinges. 1199 00:58:44,916 --> 00:58:46,458 - Could you tone it down a notch? 1200 00:58:46,541 --> 00:58:48,291 - Western civilization. Wow! 1201 00:58:48,375 --> 00:58:50,041 Crusades, colonial terror, world wars. 1202 00:58:50,125 --> 00:58:52,791 - The Ottoman Empire was, by comparison, Woodstock and hookah pipes. 1203 00:58:52,875 --> 00:58:56,083 - People, this is just about a grill! 1204 00:58:56,166 --> 00:58:58,500 - I'm against violence like you. 1205 00:58:58,583 --> 00:58:59,625 - Except against me. 1206 00:58:59,708 --> 00:59:02,083 - Torsten, I specifically checked if you were going to do something. 1207 00:59:02,166 --> 00:59:03,708 After all, she's your wife. 1208 00:59:03,791 --> 00:59:05,208 - Should this go in the minutes? 1209 00:59:05,291 --> 00:59:08,500 - I would have defended her too, I was just thinking of the right arguments. 1210 00:59:08,583 --> 00:59:11,708 Then Erol just shoves away. Anyone can shove. 1211 00:59:11,791 --> 00:59:13,166 - You could have done it. 1212 00:59:13,250 --> 00:59:14,625 - I didn't think she'd appreciate it. 1213 00:59:14,708 --> 00:59:17,750 - Now you know. So go ahead and do it. 1214 00:59:28,458 --> 00:59:30,125 This is silly now. 1215 00:59:30,208 --> 00:59:31,750 Shoving is a spontaneous thing. 1216 00:59:31,833 --> 00:59:34,333 - Maybe you need to do something spontaneous. 1217 00:59:34,416 --> 00:59:35,916 - Great idea. 1218 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:39,375 Maybe we could all very spontaneously come to our senses. 1219 00:59:39,458 --> 00:59:41,583 - I have standards, I don't do anything beneath my level. 1220 00:59:41,666 --> 00:59:44,791 - Only us primitive Turks do that. Not you German thinkers. 1221 00:59:44,875 --> 00:59:47,875 When someone gropes your women, you first think about... 1222 00:59:47,958 --> 00:59:50,125 what Immanuel Kant would have said. 1223 00:59:50,208 --> 00:59:51,125 * Laughter * 1224 00:59:51,208 --> 00:59:54,958 - Hey! Are you nuts? - You said I should be spontaneous! 1225 00:59:55,041 --> 00:59:56,416 - Yeah, spontaneously stupid. 1226 00:59:56,500 --> 00:59:59,833 - Once again I'm in the dock and Erol's the hero. 1227 00:59:59,916 --> 01:00:00,791 Sometimes... 1228 01:00:00,875 --> 01:00:03,250 This hypocrisy makes me sick! 1229 01:00:03,333 --> 01:00:05,750 We German men have learned... 1230 01:00:05,833 --> 01:00:08,666 to accept women as equals. 1231 01:00:08,750 --> 01:00:11,458 We take your feelings seriously, give you all the freedom. 1232 01:00:11,541 --> 01:00:13,541 We buy you tampons. - Oh, thanks. 1233 01:00:13,625 --> 01:00:15,625 - And then it's "Erol defended me." 1234 01:00:15,708 --> 01:00:16,708 That's pathetic. 1235 01:00:16,791 --> 01:00:19,000 - This is so embarrassing. - Why embarrassing? 1236 01:00:19,083 --> 01:00:21,708 How would Erol feel if I played tennis with his wife... 1237 01:00:21,791 --> 01:00:24,208 three times a week, hugged her all sweaty... 1238 01:00:24,291 --> 01:00:26,708 and we ordered a döner from the Cosmos together. 1239 01:00:26,791 --> 01:00:29,875 - You're talking rubbish, Torsten! Sorry, Erol. 1240 01:00:29,958 --> 01:00:31,583 - What was that about? 1241 01:00:31,666 --> 01:00:34,333 - What? - Erol, I'm so sorry. 1242 01:00:34,416 --> 01:00:37,666 Everyone's so mean to you. Boohoohoohoo. 1243 01:00:37,750 --> 01:00:40,125 - Stop that now! - Cut it out! 1244 01:00:40,208 --> 01:00:42,791 Does it bother you? Maybe I'm gay. Do you have a problem? 1245 01:00:42,875 --> 01:00:44,791 - Are you gay? - And a vegetarian. 1246 01:00:44,875 --> 01:00:48,208 - No, I'm not gay! Not at all. Zero. 1247 01:00:48,291 --> 01:00:50,041 Is that a problem for you? 1248 01:00:50,125 --> 01:00:52,125 - No. - Gay people can feel totally safe... 1249 01:00:52,208 --> 01:00:54,625 around Turks, right? Totally safe. 1250 01:00:54,708 --> 01:00:57,333 I stood up for your Muslim grill. 1251 01:00:57,416 --> 01:01:00,250 You'd stand up for my gay grill too, right? 1252 01:01:00,333 --> 01:01:03,625 - What gay grill? Gay people eat pork. 1253 01:01:03,708 --> 01:01:06,000 - I mean theoretically. - Oh God. 1254 01:01:06,083 --> 01:01:09,250 Now we're already talking about a theoretical grill... 1255 01:01:09,333 --> 01:01:11,708 for theoretical gay people. 1256 01:01:11,791 --> 01:01:14,541 Soon we'll be grilling in pantomime. 1257 01:01:14,625 --> 01:01:18,375 - That's not the point! This macho stuff gets on my nerves. 1258 01:01:18,458 --> 01:01:20,875 In your culture too. "We strong men... 1259 01:01:20,958 --> 01:01:22,958 have to defend the weak women!" 1260 01:01:23,041 --> 01:01:25,833 They can't do it themselves! Inflated egos. 1261 01:01:25,916 --> 01:01:28,041 And lowered show-off cars... 1262 01:01:28,125 --> 01:01:30,333 with eyebrow-plucked douchebag types. 1263 01:01:30,416 --> 01:01:33,750 That headscarf women always walk three meters behind their pashas... 1264 01:01:33,833 --> 01:01:35,583 carrying discount store bags. 1265 01:01:35,666 --> 01:01:38,958 And that gay people in Germany can't even... 1266 01:01:39,041 --> 01:01:43,125 kiss in public without fearing some Middle Eastern nutjob. 1267 01:01:43,208 --> 01:01:46,666 - I've never seen two men kiss in Lengenheide. 1268 01:01:46,750 --> 01:01:48,500 Except Peter Lohr at Carnival. 1269 01:01:48,583 --> 01:01:49,791 - Screw tolerance! 1270 01:01:49,875 --> 01:01:51,291 I hate all of this. 1271 01:01:51,375 --> 01:01:53,166 And I hate you the most. 1272 01:02:04,375 --> 01:02:06,083 - Well. 1273 01:02:06,625 --> 01:02:09,791 This is where a president would come in handy. 1274 01:02:09,875 --> 01:02:13,041 Too bad we don't have one anymore. 1275 01:02:13,125 --> 01:02:16,791 - Torsten will be right back. Then he'll be really sorry. 1276 01:02:16,875 --> 01:02:18,916 - I didn't think it was that bad. 1277 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:21,291 - Torsten surely didn't mean you, Erol. 1278 01:02:21,375 --> 01:02:24,083 You don't have a show-off car, not a lowered one. 1279 01:02:24,166 --> 01:02:26,458 - But his wife wears a headscarf. 1280 01:02:27,083 --> 01:02:29,708 - But she wears it voluntarily. 1281 01:02:29,791 --> 01:02:32,958 - Just like all Turkish women. - She's German, though. 1282 01:02:33,041 --> 01:02:35,083 - Wait, what? - You know that. 1283 01:02:35,166 --> 01:02:37,750 - I didn't know that. - Me neither. 1284 01:02:38,666 --> 01:02:41,916 - If she were Turkish, why would her name be Helga? 1285 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:45,125 - I thought it was a nickname for Wallamalla... 1286 01:02:45,208 --> 01:02:47,916 or Wülligülli. And we call her Helga... 1287 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:49,583 so it doesn't seem strange. 1288 01:02:49,666 --> 01:02:51,750 - I thought she was Turkish too. 1289 01:02:51,833 --> 01:02:54,125 - I've never talked to her. 1290 01:02:54,208 --> 01:02:57,291 - I have. But I don't think she got a word in. 1291 01:02:57,375 --> 01:02:59,791 - And why does she wear the headscarf? 1292 01:02:59,875 --> 01:03:01,833 - Because the world is the way it is. 1293 01:03:01,916 --> 01:03:05,750 She wears a headscarf, doesn't eat pork, because that's what she wants. 1294 01:03:05,833 --> 01:03:08,875 My son is 14, he likes eating pork. 1295 01:03:08,958 --> 01:03:10,625 My daughter is 16. 1296 01:03:10,708 --> 01:03:14,041 She doesn't wear a headscarf, but doesn't eat pork. 1297 01:03:14,125 --> 01:03:16,208 Because she simply doesn't like it. 1298 01:03:16,291 --> 01:03:20,083 Reality is more complex than what people in Lengenheide are used to. 1299 01:03:20,166 --> 01:03:22,166 - You're from Lengenheide too. 1300 01:03:24,333 --> 01:03:25,916 - People. 1301 01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,041 I'm really, truly sorry. 1302 01:03:28,125 --> 01:03:31,291 Erol, I don't know what got into me. 1303 01:03:31,375 --> 01:03:35,708 What I said... I was just so angry. 1304 01:03:35,791 --> 01:03:39,083 I basically betrayed all the values I... 1305 01:03:39,166 --> 01:03:41,750 I'm sorry. I'm genuinely ashamed. 1306 01:03:42,458 --> 01:03:43,708 - It's okay. 1307 01:03:43,791 --> 01:03:47,416 If you don't want Melanie to play with me, just say so. 1308 01:03:47,500 --> 01:03:51,291 - No! I do want that. I just have irrational fears. 1309 01:03:51,375 --> 01:03:53,125 - Not so irrational at your age. 1310 01:03:53,208 --> 01:03:55,416 - If it bothers you, we'll stop. 1311 01:03:55,500 --> 01:03:56,958 Simple as that. - No. 1312 01:03:57,041 --> 01:04:00,083 - What? Hey, are you crazy? 1313 01:04:00,166 --> 01:04:03,041 - If it bothers him, we'll stop. No big deal. 1314 01:04:03,125 --> 01:04:05,666 - Wait. No big deal? 1315 01:04:06,375 --> 01:04:07,958 And nobody asks me? 1316 01:04:08,041 --> 01:04:11,500 Are the men now deciding who the woman gets to play with? 1317 01:04:11,583 --> 01:04:15,250 Am I going to be traded for camels next or what? 1318 01:04:15,333 --> 01:04:16,458 - Why camels? 1319 01:04:16,541 --> 01:04:19,000 - What else? Carpets? - Melanie! 1320 01:04:19,083 --> 01:04:20,708 - What Melanie is trying to say... 1321 01:04:20,791 --> 01:04:23,208 - Stop explaining the world to everyone! 1322 01:04:23,291 --> 01:04:25,833 - And you stop drinking more beer! 1323 01:04:25,916 --> 01:04:27,791 - What the hell is that to you? 1324 01:04:27,875 --> 01:04:30,666 - Erol should watch over her again. His women are alcohol-free. 1325 01:04:30,750 --> 01:04:32,375 - Why the plural? People! 1326 01:04:32,458 --> 01:04:34,583 - I've had enough! 1327 01:04:34,666 --> 01:04:35,958 For good! 1328 01:04:36,041 --> 01:04:39,625 You've all lost your marbles! 1329 01:04:40,208 --> 01:04:45,750 I came in here with a normal, reasonable suggestion. 1330 01:04:45,833 --> 01:04:49,083 It was supposed to be a nice gesture. Nothing more. 1331 01:04:49,166 --> 01:04:51,875 But, oh God, how could I forget. 1332 01:04:52,208 --> 01:04:53,958 There are only men in the room. 1333 01:04:54,791 --> 01:04:58,833 Of course you can't have a normal conversation. 1334 01:04:58,916 --> 01:05:01,833 Everyone has to spray all their testosterone... 1335 01:05:01,916 --> 01:05:04,708 into the air! 1336 01:05:04,791 --> 01:05:10,250 And then, just like for the past ten thousand years, it all comes down to... 1337 01:05:10,333 --> 01:05:13,875 who's the hottest stud. 1338 01:05:13,958 --> 01:05:17,041 Who the female belongs to. 1339 01:05:17,125 --> 01:05:19,958 Who has the biggest grill. 1340 01:05:20,041 --> 01:05:23,000 Over and over and over again! 1341 01:05:23,500 --> 01:05:27,708 This embarrassing man bullshit! 1342 01:05:27,791 --> 01:05:30,125 - We don't say "bullshit." 1343 01:05:30,958 --> 01:05:35,041 - Do you even realize? How this destroys everything. 1344 01:05:36,166 --> 01:05:38,166 It destroys every discussion. 1345 01:05:38,250 --> 01:05:40,875 It's destroying the whole world! 1346 01:05:40,958 --> 01:05:44,375 And this damn tennis club too. 1347 01:05:44,791 --> 01:05:48,791 - "Damn tennis club," now that really is a bit hysterical. 1348 01:05:49,666 --> 01:05:51,000 * Loud door slam * 1349 01:05:51,083 --> 01:05:52,375 - Exactly, Heribert. 1350 01:05:52,458 --> 01:05:56,041 When we've had enough of your dick-wagging drivel... 1351 01:05:56,125 --> 01:05:59,375 your man-podcast on permanent loop... 1352 01:05:59,458 --> 01:06:04,208 then we're hysterical. Hysterical little girls, that's what we are. 1353 01:06:04,291 --> 01:06:06,375 Waah waah waah. 1354 01:06:06,458 --> 01:06:09,208 * Chicken clucking * 1355 01:06:11,708 --> 01:06:16,000 You should be grateful that we women don't snap. 1356 01:06:16,083 --> 01:06:18,708 Because this world would definitely be better... 1357 01:06:18,791 --> 01:06:23,291 if men would just shut up for a hundred years. 1358 01:06:23,375 --> 01:06:28,958 And if God, when creating you, had made something else out of those few centimeters... 1359 01:06:29,041 --> 01:06:33,416 of clay sausage down there. I've had enough of this kindergarten. 1360 01:06:45,458 --> 01:06:47,083 * Torsten sighs * 1361 01:06:49,625 --> 01:06:51,041 * Hissing * 1362 01:06:52,125 --> 01:06:53,583 * Crashing * 1363 01:06:54,291 --> 01:06:55,333 Ah! 1364 01:06:57,375 --> 01:06:59,000 Turn it off! 1365 01:06:59,791 --> 01:07:00,958 Ah! 1366 01:07:01,291 --> 01:07:02,375 * Crashing * 1367 01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:04,916 Ah! 1368 01:07:08,666 --> 01:07:09,833 * Sigh * 1369 01:07:09,916 --> 01:07:12,250 Going great, Mr. President. 1370 01:07:12,333 --> 01:07:13,708 * Throat clearing * 1371 01:07:13,791 --> 01:07:15,958 - Torsten, don't you want to go after her? 1372 01:07:16,041 --> 01:07:19,208 - No. My wife has all the freedom she needs. 1373 01:07:19,291 --> 01:07:21,291 She can go wherever she wants. 1374 01:07:21,375 --> 01:07:22,791 - Good grief. 1375 01:07:25,375 --> 01:07:26,583 * Door squeaks * 1376 01:07:29,958 --> 01:07:32,500 - Now he just goes after her. 1377 01:07:32,583 --> 01:07:34,833 - That must be Turkish spontaneity. 1378 01:07:46,083 --> 01:07:47,000 - Hm. 1379 01:07:49,083 --> 01:07:50,250 Hm. 1380 01:07:59,416 --> 01:08:01,416 * Birdsong * 1381 01:08:15,291 --> 01:08:16,666 * Erol sighs * 1382 01:08:20,958 --> 01:08:24,125 Your wives and Allah better not see this, huh? 1383 01:08:25,791 --> 01:08:28,083 - None of them are here at the club. 1384 01:08:38,416 --> 01:08:42,125 - Do you really think that Melanie and Erol, I mean... 1385 01:08:42,208 --> 01:08:43,708 that they... 1386 01:08:47,083 --> 01:08:47,958 - No. 1387 01:08:48,541 --> 01:08:53,041 But it just bugs me when he's always hugging her. 1388 01:08:53,125 --> 01:08:57,333 On the court. While I'm watching and clapping. It's endless. 1389 01:08:57,416 --> 01:08:59,583 - I never really noticed that. 1390 01:09:00,375 --> 01:09:01,666 - Yeah. 1391 01:09:02,416 --> 01:09:03,500 - Show me. 1392 01:09:14,583 --> 01:09:16,583 * Soft, tense sounds * 1393 01:09:17,125 --> 01:09:18,333 * Cheering * 1394 01:09:18,416 --> 01:09:19,666 Wait. 1395 01:09:20,583 --> 01:09:21,833 Right, here. 1396 01:09:22,291 --> 01:09:23,666 * Stopwatch beeping * 1397 01:09:24,083 --> 01:09:26,583 * Applause and loud cheering * 1398 01:09:26,666 --> 01:09:27,750 * Stopwatch beeping * 1399 01:09:28,416 --> 01:09:30,416 * Tense sounds * 1400 01:09:31,375 --> 01:09:34,375 - That was four seconds. 1401 01:09:36,208 --> 01:09:37,041 - Hm? 1402 01:09:37,125 --> 01:09:39,291 - It's four seconds. 1403 01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:42,833 - Four? - Four. 1404 01:09:44,458 --> 01:09:47,708 - Torsten, I want to tell you something now... 1405 01:09:47,791 --> 01:09:51,291 from man to... yeah... also man. 1406 01:09:52,791 --> 01:09:54,791 It was unnecessary. 1407 01:10:02,041 --> 01:10:03,166 - Wait a second. 1408 01:10:04,500 --> 01:10:07,791 Was that the wrong thing to do? - No, not again. 1409 01:10:14,416 --> 01:10:17,333 (Melanie) Are you going to give that back at some point? 1410 01:10:24,041 --> 01:10:25,416 One more sip. 1411 01:10:27,416 --> 01:10:31,916 - Give me that right now! For God's sake! 1412 01:10:39,833 --> 01:10:42,041 Hey, that's my... 1413 01:10:43,750 --> 01:10:45,000 You. 1414 01:10:47,625 --> 01:10:49,375 * Melanie laughs * 1415 01:10:56,666 --> 01:10:59,125 Uh, we're not allowed to play together anymore. 1416 01:11:10,166 --> 01:11:11,125 - Are you insane? 1417 01:11:11,208 --> 01:11:13,791 Have you completely lost the plot? 1418 01:11:13,875 --> 01:11:16,791 You can't quit as a doubles pair. 1419 01:11:16,875 --> 01:11:19,083 You're the pride of our club. 1420 01:11:19,166 --> 01:11:22,416 You're the most important and valuable thing we have! 1421 01:11:22,500 --> 01:11:24,000 - Thanks, Heribert. 1422 01:11:24,083 --> 01:11:27,958 - About the hugging... - That was five seconds at most! 1423 01:11:28,041 --> 01:11:29,500 - We timed four. 1424 01:11:29,583 --> 01:11:32,291 - Erol, my reaction had nothing to do with the fact... 1425 01:11:32,375 --> 01:11:33,583 that you're Turkish. 1426 01:11:33,666 --> 01:11:36,583 - Of course not. In Germany it never has anything to do with that. 1427 01:11:36,666 --> 01:11:37,500 - Here. 1428 01:11:37,583 --> 01:11:41,708 - Red alert! The most valuable asset of our club is offended again. 1429 01:11:41,791 --> 01:11:44,083 - Melanie... - Leave me alone. 1430 01:11:44,166 --> 01:11:45,083 - Me, offended? 1431 01:11:45,166 --> 01:11:47,541 - "Never has anything to do with him being Turkish." 1432 01:11:47,625 --> 01:11:50,625 - I was born here. Went to school with you. 1433 01:11:50,708 --> 01:11:53,750 I have a German passport, I play at TC Lengenheide. 1434 01:11:53,833 --> 01:11:56,125 And I'm still always the Turk. 1435 01:11:56,208 --> 01:11:57,708 Always, always the Turk. 1436 01:11:57,791 --> 01:12:01,083 How many damn generations does it take to shake this off? 1437 01:12:01,166 --> 01:12:02,875 What do I tell my kids... 1438 01:12:02,958 --> 01:12:06,791 when they won't have to have this damn conversation anymore? 1439 01:12:07,333 --> 01:12:10,375 When does it stop? 200 years, 300? 1440 01:12:11,791 --> 01:12:15,458 When does it stop, Matthias? - I'd say, right now. 1441 01:12:15,541 --> 01:12:17,791 Let me draw a line here. 1442 01:12:17,875 --> 01:12:20,166 Period, done, case closed. 1443 01:12:20,250 --> 01:12:22,833 - You resigned as president! 1444 01:12:22,916 --> 01:12:25,041 - Not anymore. I'm coming back. 1445 01:12:25,666 --> 01:12:26,833 * Groaning * 1446 01:12:27,375 --> 01:12:29,041 * Dark tones * 1447 01:12:29,125 --> 01:12:30,708 * Door slams shut * 1448 01:12:32,708 --> 01:12:35,291 * Energetic orchestral music * 1449 01:12:41,583 --> 01:12:43,583 * Tense orchestral music * 1450 01:12:47,041 --> 01:12:48,041 Melanie. 1451 01:12:49,041 --> 01:12:50,416 Erol. 1452 01:13:00,458 --> 01:13:02,708 * Squeaking sounds * 1453 01:13:06,708 --> 01:13:08,666 * Orchestral music swells * 1454 01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:12,000 * Loud arguments * 1455 01:13:18,583 --> 01:13:20,458 People like you are a problem! 1456 01:13:23,625 --> 01:13:25,625 - Shit! - I can't believe it. 1457 01:13:25,708 --> 01:13:26,750 - Oh my God! 1458 01:13:26,833 --> 01:13:30,666 - You blockhead! - Have you lost your mind? 1459 01:13:33,500 --> 01:13:34,750 * Silence * 1460 01:13:34,833 --> 01:13:38,708 (Heribert) These discussions have to stop right now. 1461 01:13:38,791 --> 01:13:40,833 We don't have a problem here! 1462 01:13:40,916 --> 01:13:42,750 - We'd need to re-elect you. 1463 01:13:42,833 --> 01:13:45,583 - Cut the crap! - Don't let them push you around, Matthias. 1464 01:13:45,666 --> 01:13:48,250 - Did you resign? - Not really. 1465 01:13:48,333 --> 01:13:51,208 - Excuse me? Anne wrote it in the minutes. 1466 01:13:52,250 --> 01:13:56,125 - He didn't really mean it like that. - Of course he did. 1467 01:13:57,125 --> 01:13:58,875 I can't find it. 1468 01:13:58,958 --> 01:14:02,541 - This is about our club. You don't get hung up on stuff like that. 1469 01:14:02,625 --> 01:14:03,708 - What? 1470 01:14:03,791 --> 01:14:06,708 - There will now be this damn second grill! 1471 01:14:06,791 --> 01:14:08,125 The meeting is... 1472 01:14:08,208 --> 01:14:09,500 - You were against it! 1473 01:14:09,583 --> 01:14:11,958 - But now I'm for it. - You're changing your position? 1474 01:14:12,041 --> 01:14:15,250 - In a crisis, you can't afford to have positions. 1475 01:14:15,333 --> 01:14:19,041 Melanie and Erol cannot stop playing as a doubles pair. 1476 01:14:19,125 --> 01:14:22,625 - Stop? - No, of course they're not stopping. 1477 01:14:22,708 --> 01:14:26,333 Next year we're playing the State Championship Cup in Dormagen. 1478 01:14:26,416 --> 01:14:28,083 With a real chance of winning. 1479 01:14:28,166 --> 01:14:31,583 As president of TC Lengenheide, I hereby decree... 1480 01:14:31,666 --> 01:14:34,166 invoking the emergency rules... 1481 01:14:34,250 --> 01:14:35,791 a separate Turk grill. 1482 01:14:35,875 --> 01:14:37,458 - What emergency rules? 1483 01:14:37,541 --> 01:14:39,375 You twist everything to suit yourself! 1484 01:14:39,458 --> 01:14:41,833 - I'm deciding this. - Fine. 1485 01:14:41,916 --> 01:14:44,250 I'm leaving the club. I'm quitting. 1486 01:14:44,333 --> 01:14:47,916 - Matthias! You can't quit. The Turk should go. 1487 01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:50,958 (Heribert) Nonsense. The second grill is decided. 1488 01:14:51,041 --> 01:14:52,625 What are we supposed to do with it? 1489 01:14:52,708 --> 01:14:54,500 - Give it to the gay vegetarians. 1490 01:14:54,583 --> 01:14:57,708 - Matthias. You have to accept my decision. 1491 01:14:57,791 --> 01:15:00,291 - No! - And be quiet now! 1492 01:15:00,375 --> 01:15:03,041 - No, Heribert, you shut up now! 1493 01:15:03,125 --> 01:15:06,000 I'm sick of you always steamrolling over me! 1494 01:15:06,083 --> 01:15:09,125 - What do I do? - "Be quiet. Let's cut this short." 1495 01:15:09,208 --> 01:15:11,500 "It's fine, Matthias." For years. 1496 01:15:11,583 --> 01:15:13,916 If anyone has a right to be offended, it's me. 1497 01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:17,708 Not Erol with his carrying on about Turks not being integrated... 1498 01:15:17,791 --> 01:15:21,750 by us evil Germans! And suddenly everyone's meek and cowering! 1499 01:15:21,833 --> 01:15:23,083 It makes me sick! 1500 01:15:23,166 --> 01:15:26,291 - Very good! Now say you're the new president! 1501 01:15:26,375 --> 01:15:28,958 - You shut up too, Mom! 1502 01:15:29,791 --> 01:15:30,791 - Wow. 1503 01:15:32,458 --> 01:15:36,875 - What I'm trying to say. Are there Italians, Spaniards, Chinese... 1504 01:15:36,958 --> 01:15:40,333 Koreans, English, or Dutch people who keep saying... 1505 01:15:40,416 --> 01:15:42,291 they're not being integrated properly? 1506 01:15:42,375 --> 01:15:44,583 - The Dutch grill less. 1507 01:15:44,666 --> 01:15:46,333 They deep-fry more. 1508 01:15:47,500 --> 01:15:50,333 Chinese kids in the second generation all pass their exams here... 1509 01:15:50,416 --> 01:15:51,958 and study astrophysics. 1510 01:15:52,041 --> 01:15:55,083 After 50 years in Germany, your people still live crammed together! 1511 01:15:55,166 --> 01:15:58,000 Doing car parades when a dictator wins rigged elections. 1512 01:15:58,083 --> 01:16:00,250 Whining that you're not being integrated. 1513 01:16:00,333 --> 01:16:02,291 We Germans always get the blame. 1514 01:16:02,375 --> 01:16:04,041 - Bravo! 1515 01:16:05,416 --> 01:16:08,041 - The car parades! That's your own fault. 1516 01:16:08,125 --> 01:16:10,958 That's the result of your immigration policy. 1517 01:16:11,041 --> 01:16:14,541 You brought three million village Turks from Anatolia... 1518 01:16:14,625 --> 01:16:19,125 into this country over decades and you wonder why they don't integrate? 1519 01:16:19,208 --> 01:16:21,500 In Istanbul they wouldn't have integrated either. 1520 01:16:21,583 --> 01:16:26,041 That's like Germany only sending Upper Bavarian country bumpkins abroad. 1521 01:16:26,125 --> 01:16:30,875 You wanted mindless workers and you brought in peasants and lowlifes. 1522 01:16:30,958 --> 01:16:33,166 And then you didn't take care of them. 1523 01:16:33,791 --> 01:16:35,708 You didn't take care of them. 1524 01:16:36,583 --> 01:16:40,208 And in the end you're surprised that they honk for a dictator? 1525 01:16:40,291 --> 01:16:42,958 That's your crappy immigration policy. 1526 01:16:43,041 --> 01:16:45,208 And now you're doing the same thing again. 1527 01:16:45,291 --> 01:16:48,500 Bringing in the Africans, the Arabs, the Islamists. 1528 01:16:48,583 --> 01:16:52,500 And all the scum! This is not my Germany anymore! 1529 01:16:53,125 --> 01:16:54,291 * Hiccup * 1530 01:17:07,791 --> 01:17:08,916 - Well. 1531 01:17:10,041 --> 01:17:13,875 Apparently Erol is better integrated than I thought. 1532 01:17:18,416 --> 01:17:19,583 - Elisabeth? 1533 01:17:22,791 --> 01:17:25,750 - I'm appalled. - Finally someone has the guts... 1534 01:17:25,833 --> 01:17:27,791 to say it. - Exactly! 1535 01:17:27,875 --> 01:17:28,750 - Disgusting. 1536 01:17:28,833 --> 01:17:31,208 - Your partner is getting applause from the wrong corner. 1537 01:17:31,291 --> 01:17:33,666 Do you stand as far right when you play doubles too? 1538 01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:34,708 - I'm not right-wing. 1539 01:17:34,791 --> 01:17:36,833 - Isn't he Turkish himself? 1540 01:17:36,916 --> 01:17:38,333 - Some kind of upper-class Turk. 1541 01:17:38,416 --> 01:17:40,666 Or woke Turk, what do I know. 1542 01:17:40,750 --> 01:17:43,625 - Shame on everyone who just clapped. 1543 01:17:43,708 --> 01:17:45,041 * Tumultuous voices * 1544 01:17:45,125 --> 01:17:46,208 - Stop it. 1545 01:17:46,291 --> 01:17:48,708 - At some point enough is enough. 1546 01:17:48,791 --> 01:17:50,958 - What do you want? Remigration? 1547 01:17:51,041 --> 01:17:52,375 - Yes! - Yes? 1548 01:17:52,458 --> 01:17:55,541 - You are hereby banned from my store, effective immediately. 1549 01:17:55,625 --> 01:17:59,000 - Foreigners calling out foreigners with Nazi talk? 1550 01:17:59,083 --> 01:18:02,083 - From poor Turk to groping Turk to Nazi... 1551 01:18:02,166 --> 01:18:03,416 in twenty minutes! 1552 01:18:03,500 --> 01:18:05,583 - Nazi is going a bit far. 1553 01:18:05,666 --> 01:18:09,000 Erol maybe has a culturally conditioned wrong opinion. 1554 01:18:09,083 --> 01:18:10,958 But... - "Scum" is an opinion? 1555 01:18:11,041 --> 01:18:12,666 (Heribert shouting) Quiet! 1556 01:18:13,250 --> 01:18:15,250 * Voices fall silent * 1557 01:18:19,875 --> 01:18:22,416 I think now my joke could help. 1558 01:18:22,500 --> 01:18:25,958 As long as we can laugh together, it's not too late. 1559 01:18:26,041 --> 01:18:28,750 So, in an upscale villa neighborhood... 1560 01:18:28,833 --> 01:18:31,958 a Turk moves in next to a German. 1561 01:18:32,041 --> 01:18:34,916 - Heribert. With all due respect. 1562 01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:37,791 I can't take a joke right now. 1563 01:18:38,125 --> 01:18:41,416 And I can't just let these stupid comments slide, Erol... 1564 01:18:41,500 --> 01:18:43,541 I can't just let them stand. 1565 01:18:43,625 --> 01:18:46,083 Matthias, yours either. If this is the new tone in the club... 1566 01:18:46,166 --> 01:18:49,041 I'm quitting, then I'm gone. 1567 01:18:49,125 --> 01:18:51,333 - Torsten, come on, enough, I... 1568 01:18:51,416 --> 01:18:54,416 This whole discussion is so stupid. I'm quitting. 1569 01:18:54,500 --> 01:18:56,708 - No! Erol, you can't! 1570 01:18:57,125 --> 01:18:59,791 What kind of nonsense is this? 1571 01:19:00,541 --> 01:19:04,250 - This club won't have peace again until I'm gone. 1572 01:19:04,333 --> 01:19:05,208 - Yes. 1573 01:19:05,291 --> 01:19:08,291 - We Turks bring unrest to your society. 1574 01:19:10,750 --> 01:19:13,500 Through the simple fact that we exist. 1575 01:19:14,666 --> 01:19:18,708 We Turks are a nuisance. Turks are just a nuisance. 1576 01:19:19,166 --> 01:19:23,583 A nuisance when they practice their own religion, when they meet German women. 1577 01:19:23,916 --> 01:19:25,916 When they have their own opinion. 1578 01:19:37,291 --> 01:19:39,125 But the good news is: 1579 01:19:41,625 --> 01:19:43,458 There are no Turks here anymore. 1580 01:19:47,416 --> 01:19:50,291 * Soft, deep, melancholic music * 1581 01:20:04,375 --> 01:20:06,541 Okay, I'm leaving too. 1582 01:20:07,125 --> 01:20:09,291 - Melanie. - No. 1583 01:20:10,375 --> 01:20:12,750 That we managed this. 1584 01:20:12,833 --> 01:20:17,083 Over such a goddamn trivial thing like a grill... 1585 01:20:17,166 --> 01:20:20,791 driving out the only foreigner in the club. 1586 01:20:20,875 --> 01:20:25,208 - Not the only one. Red-Wine Kalle. He's got French genes. 1587 01:20:28,166 --> 01:20:31,208 Melanie, you can't bail! - Yes I can. 1588 01:20:31,291 --> 01:20:33,291 For me, this doesn't make sense without Erol. 1589 01:20:33,375 --> 01:20:35,750 - So there is something going on between you. 1590 01:20:35,833 --> 01:20:38,875 - No! For God's sake! 1591 01:20:38,958 --> 01:20:40,958 There's nothing! 1592 01:20:41,583 --> 01:20:42,958 Zero! 1593 01:20:44,708 --> 01:20:46,375 Do you get that? 1594 01:20:47,333 --> 01:20:50,458 Erol is happily married. 1595 01:20:50,541 --> 01:20:52,416 - Well, yeah, but so are you. 1596 01:21:08,166 --> 01:21:10,000 - Hey, Torsten. - Hm? 1597 01:21:10,083 --> 01:21:12,625 I know spontaneity isn't your strong suit. 1598 01:21:12,708 --> 01:21:15,750 But maybe you should spontaneously run after her. 1599 01:21:19,333 --> 01:21:21,541 What was that for? - That was spontaneous. 1600 01:21:21,625 --> 01:21:22,708 - That was just a tip! 1601 01:21:22,791 --> 01:21:25,041 - For earlier. From half an hour ago. 1602 01:21:25,125 --> 01:21:27,583 And I'm also out of here now. 1603 01:21:27,666 --> 01:21:29,416 I'm leaving voluntarily. 1604 01:21:29,500 --> 01:21:33,375 Because I don't feel like dealing with village idiots in a Nazi club. 1605 01:21:33,458 --> 01:21:34,333 - Hey! 1606 01:21:34,416 --> 01:21:37,791 - Oh, and one more thing, real quick. 1607 01:21:37,875 --> 01:21:42,708 I always thought tennis was absolute garbage! 1608 01:21:42,791 --> 01:21:44,916 - Yeah, that's how you played too. 1609 01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:47,791 - There are also too many racists in here for me... 1610 01:21:48,500 --> 01:21:50,833 * Loud arguments * 1611 01:21:54,500 --> 01:21:56,125 - The Nazis should get out. 1612 01:21:56,208 --> 01:21:59,333 - Who do you mean? Me? - Among others. 1613 01:22:00,458 --> 01:22:01,958 - Peter? - Yeah, I'm coming. 1614 01:22:02,041 --> 01:22:03,541 - Stay. 1615 01:22:03,625 --> 01:22:06,875 You can talk about anything. We're a club, after all. 1616 01:22:08,291 --> 01:22:10,708 - No, Heribert, we were a club. 1617 01:22:10,791 --> 01:22:14,625 I've had it with this crap. You can kiss my ass! 1618 01:22:15,625 --> 01:22:18,083 - Matthias! - Show some respect! 1619 01:22:18,791 --> 01:22:19,833 - Watch it, Matthias! 1620 01:22:19,916 --> 01:22:23,333 - Telling that leftist scum what's what was the right thing to do. 1621 01:22:23,416 --> 01:22:26,125 But how did you speak to your mother? 1622 01:22:26,208 --> 01:22:29,166 Your mother, who gave birth to you in pain. 1623 01:22:29,583 --> 01:22:32,125 * Somber orchestral music * 1624 01:22:32,916 --> 01:22:33,916 Ah! 1625 01:22:34,291 --> 01:22:35,458 Ow! 1626 01:22:36,375 --> 01:22:37,750 Shit. 1627 01:22:40,375 --> 01:22:42,875 * Orchestral music fades * 1628 01:22:43,458 --> 01:22:46,333 Maybe my joke would fit right about now. 1629 01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:48,416 * Heribert groans * 1630 01:22:48,500 --> 01:22:50,916 * Music fades out * 1631 01:22:52,500 --> 01:22:56,833 In an upscale villa neighborhood, a Turk moves in next to a German. 1632 01:22:56,916 --> 01:23:00,166 The Turk says: Look, now I have a villa too. 1633 01:23:00,250 --> 01:23:03,916 Now we're equal. The German says: Equal? No. 1634 01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:06,625 I have three stories, you only have two. 1635 01:23:06,708 --> 01:23:08,791 The Turk works and works... 1636 01:23:08,875 --> 01:23:12,833 builds another story and says: Look, now we're equal. 1637 01:23:12,916 --> 01:23:17,250 And the German says: Equal? No. I have a swimming pool. 1638 01:23:17,333 --> 01:23:21,250 The Turk works and works, builds a swimming pool and says: 1639 01:23:21,333 --> 01:23:25,083 Now we're equal. And the German: Equal? No. 1640 01:23:25,166 --> 01:23:28,791 Didn't you see the Ferrari in my garage? 1641 01:23:29,208 --> 01:23:32,750 The Turk works and works, buys a Ferrari. 1642 01:23:32,833 --> 01:23:37,916 And then the German says: Okay, now you have three stories... 1643 01:23:38,291 --> 01:23:42,791 a swimming pool and a Ferrari. Now we're equal. 1644 01:23:42,875 --> 01:23:46,291 The Turk says: No. I'm better. 1645 01:23:46,375 --> 01:23:50,250 My neighbor is German, you live next to a damn Turk. 1646 01:23:55,625 --> 01:23:56,875 He says. 1647 01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:01,583 The Turk. 1648 01:24:01,666 --> 01:24:03,291 * Soft music * 1649 01:24:04,041 --> 01:24:05,666 Says that himself. 1650 01:24:10,041 --> 01:24:13,458 * Calm, melancholic piano notes * 1651 01:24:19,666 --> 01:24:20,958 * Door closes * 1652 01:24:25,333 --> 01:24:27,333 * Sounds at the door * 1653 01:24:29,416 --> 01:24:30,708 * Pain sound * 1654 01:24:38,958 --> 01:24:41,500 * Squeaky footsteps * 1655 01:24:49,291 --> 01:24:50,875 * Crows cawing * 1656 01:24:50,958 --> 01:24:53,416 * Soft music continues * 1657 01:24:55,625 --> 01:24:57,791 Where is that damn key? 1658 01:25:01,416 --> 01:25:02,541 Forget it. 1659 01:25:04,833 --> 01:25:06,541 * Dogs barking * 1660 01:25:06,916 --> 01:25:08,083 * Sighing * 1661 01:25:16,041 --> 01:25:17,833 * Pain sound * 1662 01:25:29,333 --> 01:25:30,750 * Groaning * 1663 01:25:32,625 --> 01:25:33,458 * Engine starts * 1664 01:25:33,541 --> 01:25:35,833 - Melanie. - Shut up. 1665 01:25:35,916 --> 01:25:38,333 - Good job, Matthias, you're on the right side. 1666 01:25:38,416 --> 01:25:39,708 - I'm not on any side. 1667 01:25:39,791 --> 01:25:41,958 - I thought what you said was great. 1668 01:25:42,041 --> 01:25:43,291 - You think it was great! 1669 01:25:43,375 --> 01:25:45,083 - Just shut up! 1670 01:25:45,166 --> 01:25:46,541 - Ahhh! 1671 01:25:46,625 --> 01:25:47,500 - Oh! 1672 01:25:49,041 --> 01:25:51,041 - Ahhh! 1673 01:25:53,583 --> 01:25:54,583 Ahhh! 1674 01:25:54,666 --> 01:25:56,041 Matthias! 1675 01:25:56,125 --> 01:25:57,916 - Elisabeth! - Elisabeth! 1676 01:25:59,083 --> 01:26:00,875 - Oh no. 1677 01:26:00,958 --> 01:26:02,583 - Careful! 1678 01:26:03,166 --> 01:26:04,208 * Clattering * 1679 01:26:04,291 --> 01:26:05,541 - Mom! 1680 01:26:05,875 --> 01:26:07,166 - Matthias! 1681 01:26:07,583 --> 01:26:10,208 - Stop! - What do you mean "stop"? 1682 01:26:10,291 --> 01:26:12,416 * Dramatic orchestral music * 1683 01:26:12,500 --> 01:26:13,708 Ah! 1684 01:26:13,791 --> 01:26:14,875 - Stop it! 1685 01:26:18,250 --> 01:26:19,833 Ohhh! 1686 01:26:19,916 --> 01:26:21,750 * Metallic clattering * 1687 01:26:24,166 --> 01:26:27,791 - What a mess. - It says no trespassing here, Elisabeth. 1688 01:26:27,875 --> 01:26:28,750 - Mom! 1689 01:26:29,833 --> 01:26:31,625 - Have you gone mad? 1690 01:26:31,708 --> 01:26:32,750 * Hissing * 1691 01:26:32,833 --> 01:26:36,416 - Oh God. - Oh. Heribert. 1692 01:26:38,791 --> 01:26:41,041 - Are you insane? Get out of the water! 1693 01:26:41,125 --> 01:26:44,791 Out! What's the point of me putting up the sign, damn it. 1694 01:26:44,875 --> 01:26:49,333 - I told you, fix the plank! - Get out now, stop arguing! 1695 01:26:49,416 --> 01:26:51,666 * Loud creaking * 1696 01:26:54,958 --> 01:26:56,375 * Squeaking * 1697 01:26:57,041 --> 01:26:59,083 * Loud sounds * 1698 01:26:59,166 --> 01:27:00,041 Ah! 1699 01:27:02,375 --> 01:27:03,250 Ahhh! 1700 01:27:03,958 --> 01:27:04,958 - Ah! 1701 01:27:08,416 --> 01:27:09,750 Heribert! 1702 01:27:09,833 --> 01:27:12,500 Oh God! - Because you people just stand there. 1703 01:27:12,583 --> 01:27:14,166 - Can we do anything? 1704 01:27:14,666 --> 01:27:16,750 - Do you need help? 1705 01:27:16,833 --> 01:27:18,041 - Heribert! 1706 01:27:18,125 --> 01:27:19,208 Heribert! 1707 01:27:19,791 --> 01:27:21,000 Heribert! 1708 01:27:21,083 --> 01:27:22,166 Heribert! 1709 01:27:22,250 --> 01:27:24,583 * Agitated commotion * 1710 01:27:24,666 --> 01:27:26,500 - Let's pull him out first! 1711 01:27:26,583 --> 01:27:29,916 - Help! Heribert's been hit! 1712 01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:31,250 Get over here, help! 1713 01:27:34,666 --> 01:27:38,250 - We need to do something. Recovery position or... 1714 01:27:38,333 --> 01:27:41,666 - How does that go again? - Bend the knee and then... 1715 01:27:41,750 --> 01:27:44,291 - Arm under the head and then tilt back! 1716 01:27:44,375 --> 01:27:47,916 - I only know how to handle dead pigs. 1717 01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:51,875 - How does recovery position work? Damn, I only have one bar! 1718 01:27:57,166 --> 01:27:59,375 - I can't hear anything. It's too loud. 1719 01:27:59,958 --> 01:28:01,041 - Quiet! 1720 01:28:01,541 --> 01:28:03,541 * Voices fall silent * 1721 01:28:09,416 --> 01:28:11,375 - He's not breathing. 1722 01:28:12,166 --> 01:28:14,166 * Soft, agitated voices * 1723 01:28:15,083 --> 01:28:17,083 * Hectic music * 1724 01:28:18,500 --> 01:28:21,375 - I'll do chest compressions. - I'll call an ambulance. 1725 01:28:21,458 --> 01:28:23,458 - Dying is not on the agenda. 1726 01:28:23,541 --> 01:28:25,541 - Wasn't it to the rhythm of YMCA? 1727 01:28:25,625 --> 01:28:27,333 - Yesterday. - Für Elise. 1728 01:28:27,416 --> 01:28:30,083 - No, Breathless! - Recovery position instructions coming. 1729 01:28:30,166 --> 01:28:31,500 20 more seconds of ads. 1730 01:28:31,583 --> 01:28:33,333 - If you see a blinding light... 1731 01:28:33,416 --> 01:28:35,791 run the other way. 1732 01:28:35,875 --> 01:28:37,916 - Are you out of your mind, the way you drive? 1733 01:28:38,000 --> 01:28:40,500 - Oh, shit. What happened here? 1734 01:28:40,583 --> 01:28:43,250 - Heribert? - Heribert, can you hear us? 1735 01:28:46,250 --> 01:28:48,708 * Music becomes very slow * 1736 01:28:56,208 --> 01:28:58,708 * Music fades out * 1737 01:28:58,791 --> 01:29:01,791 (Hans-Günther) That's enough. Hold my plank. 1738 01:29:02,166 --> 01:29:05,041 My uncle was a pharmacist. Get off him. 1739 01:29:05,916 --> 01:29:08,791 Anything could happen. Make room here. 1740 01:29:11,125 --> 01:29:12,833 - Careful! 1741 01:29:12,916 --> 01:29:14,750 - One, two... and... 1742 01:29:14,833 --> 01:29:16,750 * Spitting sound * 1743 01:29:21,083 --> 01:29:22,541 - Heribert? 1744 01:29:25,333 --> 01:29:27,375 - You brought him back! 1745 01:29:27,458 --> 01:29:30,000 - Easier than that damn ball machine. 1746 01:29:30,083 --> 01:29:31,500 Sit him up. - Careful! 1747 01:29:32,666 --> 01:29:33,833 - Incredible. 1748 01:29:34,208 --> 01:29:36,333 * Soft music * 1749 01:29:36,416 --> 01:29:37,458 Careful. 1750 01:29:37,541 --> 01:29:39,083 - Thank God. 1751 01:29:39,166 --> 01:29:40,750 - Can he stand? 1752 01:29:41,500 --> 01:29:44,500 - I don't even know... What happened? 1753 01:29:44,583 --> 01:29:48,916 - You were unconscious. You were... gone. 1754 01:29:49,416 --> 01:29:51,625 - Are you all right? - Everything okay? 1755 01:29:51,708 --> 01:29:53,583 - What's going on? 1756 01:29:53,666 --> 01:29:55,958 - No way. - What is it? 1757 01:29:56,791 --> 01:29:58,791 - This can't be real. 1758 01:29:59,125 --> 01:30:00,500 - Careful. 1759 01:30:01,375 --> 01:30:03,375 * Mysterious sounds * 1760 01:30:04,208 --> 01:30:06,791 - Where's he going? - Heribert? 1761 01:30:06,875 --> 01:30:08,333 - Careful! - Heribert! 1762 01:30:08,416 --> 01:30:09,708 - Where are you going? 1763 01:30:09,791 --> 01:30:11,625 - My plank. 1764 01:30:13,375 --> 01:30:15,375 * Birdsong * 1765 01:30:17,166 --> 01:30:19,416 * Tense string sounds * 1766 01:30:21,875 --> 01:30:24,250 My sciatica is gone. 1767 01:30:25,291 --> 01:30:27,291 * Calm background melody * 1768 01:30:31,083 --> 01:30:33,083 * Relieved sigh * 1769 01:30:33,583 --> 01:30:35,916 * Oriental, rhythmic music * 1770 01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:39,041 * Gerd Baumann, Tuncar Acar, Bray: Şip Şap * 1771 01:30:39,125 --> 01:30:42,916 - Incredible. It's fantastic! - I can't believe it! 1772 01:30:45,541 --> 01:30:48,791 * Cheerful singing in Turkish * 1773 01:30:54,208 --> 01:30:56,166 I'm so sorry. 1774 01:30:57,958 --> 01:31:00,166 Excellent, more flexible than ever! 1775 01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:08,250 Peter! 1776 01:31:43,250 --> 01:31:46,083 * Turkish singing continues * 1777 01:32:07,375 --> 01:32:09,375 * Clapping * 1778 01:32:10,833 --> 01:32:12,958 (Heribert) Karl. 1779 01:32:13,041 --> 01:32:14,875 Peter. 1780 01:32:14,958 --> 01:32:17,208 Let's forget all this nonsense. 1781 01:32:17,541 --> 01:32:21,541 We'll go upstairs, wrap up the meeting, and then we'll celebrate! 1782 01:32:21,625 --> 01:32:22,791 - Yes! 1783 01:32:22,875 --> 01:32:24,458 * Cheering * 1784 01:32:24,541 --> 01:32:27,000 - We're done with all the agenda items anyway. 1785 01:32:27,083 --> 01:32:30,625 - Sorry, there's one small thing left. 1786 01:32:30,708 --> 01:32:36,416 You all know that Anne doesn't identify as either a man or a woman. 1787 01:32:36,791 --> 01:32:41,416 The question is: Let's consider whether in the new clubhouse... 1788 01:32:41,500 --> 01:32:43,708 we should build a third toilet. - No. 1789 01:32:43,791 --> 01:32:46,500 - You don't need to build a third toilet for me. 1790 01:32:46,583 --> 01:32:48,208 - Actually, I think that would be great. 1791 01:32:48,291 --> 01:32:50,125 - No. That's completely unnecessary. 1792 01:32:50,208 --> 01:32:51,208 - Ahhh. 1793 01:32:52,375 --> 01:32:54,000 Erol? 1794 01:32:54,875 --> 01:32:56,291 * Music ends * 1795 01:32:58,750 --> 01:33:00,916 * Soft music * 1796 01:33:03,208 --> 01:33:05,500 * Music becomes more powerful * 1797 01:33:05,583 --> 01:33:08,458 * R.E.M.: Shiny Happy People * 1798 01:33:12,583 --> 01:33:16,708 1799 01:33:20,208 --> 01:33:27,208 Meet me in the crowd, people, people. 1800 01:33:28,125 --> 01:33:34,958 Throw your love around, love me, love me. 1801 01:33:35,416 --> 01:33:42,416 Take it into town, happy, happy. 1802 01:33:43,375 --> 01:33:49,708 Put it in the ground where the flowers grow. 1803 01:33:52,875 --> 01:33:57,583 Gold and silver shine. 1804 01:34:02,166 --> 01:34:06,500 Shiny happy people holding hands. 1805 01:34:06,583 --> 01:34:10,333 Shiny happy people holding hands. 1806 01:34:10,416 --> 01:34:13,833 Shiny happy people laughing. 1807 01:34:14,208 --> 01:34:21,041 Everyone around, love them, love them. 1808 01:34:21,750 --> 01:34:28,750 Put it in your hands, take it, take it. 1809 01:34:29,541 --> 01:34:36,000 There's no time to cry, happy, happy. 1810 01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:44,000 Put it in your heart where tomorrow shines. 1811 01:34:46,250 --> 01:34:50,541 Gold and silver shine. 1812 01:34:55,958 --> 01:34:59,916 Shiny happy people holding hands. 1813 01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:03,791 Shiny happy people holding hands. 1814 01:35:03,875 --> 01:35:07,750 Shiny happy people laughing. 1815 01:35:23,583 --> 01:35:25,500 Hey, here we go! 1816 01:35:36,458 --> 01:35:40,708 Shiny happy people holding hands. 1817 01:35:40,791 --> 01:35:44,500 Shiny happy people holding hands. 1818 01:35:44,583 --> 01:35:48,083 Shiny happy people laughing. 1819 01:35:48,416 --> 01:35:52,500 Shiny happy people holding hands. 1820 01:35:52,583 --> 01:35:56,583 Shiny happy people holding hands. 1821 01:35:56,666 --> 01:35:59,916 Shiny happy people laughing. 1822 01:36:00,000 --> 01:36:04,000 Shiny happy people holding hands. 1823 01:36:04,083 --> 01:36:08,041 Shiny happy people holding hands. 1824 01:36:08,125 --> 01:36:11,083 Shiny happy people laughing. 1825 01:36:11,166 --> 01:36:14,916 Shiny happy people holding hands. 1826 01:36:15,000 --> 01:36:16,958 Happy people.