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Who's ready to see Caltech,
the most exclusive of the techs?
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All: Gooo Beavers!
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Thanks again for asking
your sister to show us her lab.
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I know you two aren't close.
It's fine!
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I mean, yes,
my sister's a prodigy
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who's upstaged me since birth,
but whatever.
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Olivia got first place
at the science fair.
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Very good, Bridgette.
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But look what Olivia painted.
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How come you didn't
come out that fast?
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Duh, the birth canal's way
bigger the second time.
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Obviously.
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Hey, sis.
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Can't believe you
actually made it.
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Hello, everyone!
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Hi, Mrs. Hashima!
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And thanks so much
for having us, Olivia.
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She's Doctor Olivia now.
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Ugh.
She's not a real doctor.
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She just stayed in school
too long.
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Would a fake doctor
have her own building?
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Awesome!
Wow!
Cool!
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Seriously?!
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Don't worry Bridgette,
mom bought you a building, too.
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Thanks.
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So, this is where
the magic happens.
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Whoa.
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And by magic,
I mean advanced chemistry.
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Ooh, complimentary mints!
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Uhp! Careful.
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This "mint" is my
"Intelli-pill,"
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an experimental supplement
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I'm developing
for cognitive enhancement.
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That means
it makes you smarter.
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Ugh, we get it.
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You're a nerd.
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Olivia's even
getting interviewed
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about her pill on TV.
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Just some chats
with Robin Roberts.
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Dr. Sanjay Gupta.
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Sam Snood.
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Sam Snood the science dude?
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I could get you
into the taping.
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Uh, yes, puhlease!
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Uh, I mean, Candice
is a huge Snood-head.
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Big whoop. A kids' show?
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What have you been up to,
Bridgette?
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Uh, well, I've had some big
developments over at Instagram.
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Lotta likes. Wow.
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That's impressive
for someone your age.
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26 is like 70
in influencer years.
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She's actually
very popular.
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She has a few thousand followers.
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8,305,
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but it might've gone up
since I started this sentence.
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Bots.
Hmm.
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How many followers
do you have?
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Does it really matter?
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Isn't it great that both
of your daughters
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have their own
things going on?
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A little competition
never hurts.
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Pressure makes diamonds!
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That's how I pushed Olivia
to become scientist of the year.
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Oh, that was for some conference
I went to in Ljubljana.
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Bet you don't even know
where that is?
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Why would I if
I can just look it up?
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How do you spell it?
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Yeah.
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Did you hear the one about the
store being run by a neutron?
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No charge.
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Josh: What a dumb store.
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I'll show them smart.
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Huh?
I guess it doesn't work.
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Aagh!
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Mind on fire.
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Hypotenuse!
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Parthenogenesis!
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"Star Trek" continuity!
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You know, maybe you shouldn't be
so hard on Bridgette.
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She's really
trying her best.
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Oh, you millennial parents.
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You'd prefer I celebrate
mediocrity?
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What?
We don't do that.
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Look, dad,
I'm a scientician!
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Aw, what a little genius.
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You're a regular
Alfred Einstein!
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Ljubljana is in Slovenia!
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Now that's more like it.
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Okay, so she learned to Google,
big deal.
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Bridge, are you alright?
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I think I need to go home.
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Ohhhkay, thank you both,
but we should go.
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Science is hard to breathe.
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One day you'll be
running this place.
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No!
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My bangs are too short!
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Alex: Anyone know how many grams
are in an ounce?
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Asking for a friend who's
weighing something super legal.
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28.35!
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How did I know that?
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The Intelli-pill!
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I...
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I'm smart.
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Guess I'm doing
burrito popsicle for lunch.
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Yuhmuh!
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This novel is shit!
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Make Rothgar
a secret Visigoth.
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Oh, my God.
That solves the whole thing!
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Ooh!
These stupid boxes!
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There you go!
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Now back to opening emails
from people I don't know.
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Who knew being so
smart could be useful.
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Hi Bridgette, so...
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Olivia's TV interview
is tomorrow.
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Will you be there?
I'd love if you came,
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unless you're too busy
learning how to read.
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Hello?
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Earth to Bridgette.
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I'll show you a pill.
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One thousand milligrams
of bio-optimized,
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quick-release nootropic
cognitive enhancement.
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Science, bitch!
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So you're telling me
that if I take your pill,
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I'll be Sam Snood the...
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Genius Dude?
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That's right, Sam.
Here it is...
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The Intelli-pill!
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Wow, cool pill...
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if you like bullshit!
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Hit it, Alex!
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Behold! Mind-agra!
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No. But how...
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Bitch took my pill!
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Mom! She stole my pill
and reverse engineered it!
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Do something!
Like what?
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It's about time
Bridgette did something useful.
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Hey!
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I...understand!
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I did it!
I proved the Riemann hypothesis,
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the most important unsolved
problem in pure mathematics!
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Eat shit, Riemann!
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Olivia! Olivia! Olivia!
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It's on!
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I can see the Internet!
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I can manipulate gravity!
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Don't worry,
I'll keep this short.
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Like your bangs?
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I'll kill you!
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Science is awesome!
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You were nothing
before my pill!
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At least my selfies don't get
a median average of 14 likes!
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Maybe try better lighting!
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At least I'm not a failure
who needs to go back to school!
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Whoo!
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In theory, this should be hot,
but I am not enjoying myself.
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Stop fighting!
You love each other!
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Do something!
They'll listen to you.
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You're right.
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Keep going, girls!
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Winner gets a new house!
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At last, I don't have to live
in your shadow anymore!
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No, I'm no longer
living in your shadow!
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Pressure...makes...
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diamonds!
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Huh?
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Why couldn't you have been
Prom Queen?
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Why can't you explore
abstract ideas like your sister?
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Not until she's quiet
like her sister.
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I stole your pill because Mom
always made me
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feel dumb compared to you.
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I always tried to outdo you
because Mom told me
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I wasn't popular
and "cool" like you.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry, too!
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What do you think you're doing?
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Living in each other's shadows
is what pushes you to greatness!
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You've pitted us
against each other for years.
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We had to go
full evil genius
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in order to realize that
we don't need to compete.
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Yeah, and your whole
"pressure makes diamonds"
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thing is creepy, sorry.
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And inaccurate.
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You also need carbon, heat, time...
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well, it worked, didn't it?
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I made you into diamonds.
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Big, brainy,
accomplished diamonds.
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But it does warm my heart
to see you two getting along.
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Hmm.
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I'd take a picture but you
both still look like freaks.
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Oh, God!
Oh, right.
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We need to make an antidote
soon or our heads will explode.
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Little kink I forgot
to work out.
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Let's go to my lab.
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And while we're at it, we can
invent a chill pill for mom.
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What?
I'm super chill.
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Now, that's how you
raise children.
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Call me if you need any tips
with that one.
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We're good.