1 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:27,440 Today is the day ! 2 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:30,920 Come here, you sexy little... 3 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:37,560 Mine. 4 00:00:47,119 --> 00:00:49,280 So, today's the day ! 5 00:00:52,439 --> 00:00:56,679 - My novel's published in England. - Well done. Have a burnt scone. 6 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:02,000 Margo, please tell me you know what's happening today. 7 00:01:03,439 --> 00:01:05,359 His novel's being published. 8 00:01:05,439 --> 00:01:10,200 So someone in a bookshop is opening a box and putting copies on a shelf ? 9 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:11,879 Well, yes, but... 10 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:15,879 Did you expect people would carry you shoulder-high through the streets ? 11 00:01:15,959 --> 00:01:18,799 Well, no, but traditionally a family would... 12 00:01:18,879 --> 00:01:20,239 Most families... 13 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:25,519 None of you have read it, have you ? 14 00:01:25,599 --> 00:01:28,400 Tell me what happens, I'll imagine all the adjectives. 15 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:30,560 I've been busy at the market, darling, 16 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:34,480 trying to rebuild our reputation after poisoning so many people. 17 00:01:36,079 --> 00:01:37,000 Thank you. 18 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:22,000 THE DURRELLS Season II, episode 2 19 00:02:33,639 --> 00:02:37,080 Larry, please tell Margo her religious instructor is here. 20 00:02:37,719 --> 00:02:39,199 Margo, nun lessons ! 21 00:02:39,599 --> 00:02:42,520 - Spiros, did you read it ? - Yes. The first page. 22 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:44,599 Why did you stop ? 23 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:49,680 - Good book. - Ah. Pavlos, thank you at last. 24 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:52,759 No, this. The Bible. 25 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:57,039 Oh, but does it offer an evocative dissection of adolescent sexuality 26 00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:59,080 across two continents, like mine ? 27 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:01,439 It offers everything. 28 00:03:02,759 --> 00:03:03,960 Right. 29 00:03:04,039 --> 00:03:07,479 - Gerry, still looking for otters ? - I need a female. 30 00:03:09,319 --> 00:03:10,280 For breeding ! 31 00:03:20,879 --> 00:03:22,159 What is your big seller ? 32 00:03:23,039 --> 00:03:27,439 It was gingerbread man, but nobody's buying since Larry added the genitals. 33 00:03:28,479 --> 00:03:30,599 Any more threats from your landlady ? 34 00:03:31,319 --> 00:03:34,319 No, but I know she's out there. 35 00:03:36,199 --> 00:03:40,479 Vasilia will always hate you as long as you let the Englishman woo you. 36 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:42,479 Hugh is not wooing me. 37 00:03:43,039 --> 00:03:45,919 He's just glad of some British company. That's all. 38 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:54,719 Do you know that girl with the long hair, with the diamonds ? 39 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:57,360 My new novel. Just published. 40 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:01,520 - It must be from Paris. - Are you sure she shops in Paris ? 41 00:04:01,599 --> 00:04:02,840 It's about a young man 42 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:08,159 who struggles to find his place in British society after... 43 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:11,000 I am so envious of her shoes ! 44 00:04:12,199 --> 00:04:15,000 - Vasilia! - Liar ! I don't believe a word ! 45 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:17,639 Believe what you like, but please do it more quietly. 46 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:21,079 Liar ! You think you're clever, but you're cold like a fish ! 47 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:26,040 Rather you than me, matey. 48 00:04:30,839 --> 00:04:33,240 I understand God the Father and God the Son. 49 00:04:33,319 --> 00:04:35,720 - It's the Holy Ghost I get stuck on. - Look ! 50 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:39,800 Holy Goat ! 51 00:04:44,279 --> 00:04:45,720 Jesus would've laughed. 52 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:49,439 Margo, I explain already... 53 00:04:49,519 --> 00:04:51,199 God three in one. 54 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:53,279 Like a rope. 55 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:56,519 Tell me about life in the monastery. 56 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:59,519 It sounds so dreamy and quiet.... 57 00:05:00,439 --> 00:05:01,439 Shut up ! 58 00:05:02,879 --> 00:05:04,759 In fact, we work hard. 59 00:05:04,839 --> 00:05:07,279 Now we make the liqueur from the kumquats. 60 00:05:07,959 --> 00:05:11,279 We add the kumquats to alcohol, add the sugar... not too much... 61 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:13,959 drink some, sell the rest. 62 00:05:25,879 --> 00:05:30,000 Water melons and honey melons, full of sweetness. 63 00:05:30,079 --> 00:05:32,639 Very nice, very nice ! 64 00:05:34,319 --> 00:05:36,959 - Good morning. - Oh, good morning. 65 00:05:38,399 --> 00:05:41,519 The Eccles cakes are particularly delicious. 66 00:05:42,199 --> 00:05:45,480 I've made it clear to Vasilia that I have no interest in her, 67 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:48,160 and if she threatens you, I will have her arrested. 68 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:51,879 Thank you. Oh, try the cheese. 69 00:05:51,959 --> 00:05:54,800 We milk the goats ourselves, rather slowly. 70 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:58,439 Please come for supper. Let me cosset you. 71 00:05:58,519 --> 00:06:00,000 It's really not necessary. 72 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:03,560 I hear you nearly remarried. 73 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:07,079 - Sven Lundblad. - Yes. 74 00:06:07,839 --> 00:06:11,519 And so you'll understand why I don't want to rush into another liaison. 75 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:12,800 Of course. Of course. 76 00:06:14,839 --> 00:06:18,399 In case you hadn't noticed, in Corfu nobody rushes, 77 00:06:19,399 --> 00:06:21,279 but they do let themselves have fun. 78 00:06:27,879 --> 00:06:30,759 Did we learn nothing from the kumquat chutney fiasco ? 79 00:06:30,839 --> 00:06:33,079 They are for a liqueur. They make it at the monastery. 80 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:35,519 It only takes a week or two before it's ready to sell. 81 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:36,920 That is a fabulous idea. 82 00:06:37,959 --> 00:06:41,079 Oh. We could work on it together if you wanted. 83 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:45,639 - Terrific. Durrells' Kumquat Liqueur. - Extraordinarily good. 84 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:50,920 No, wait. Durrells' Kumquat Liqueur, your pleasure awaits. 85 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,199 Damn. You are good with words. 86 00:06:53,279 --> 00:06:55,600 It's the monks' recipe, you can't steal it. 87 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:59,199 We're just showing that spiritual journeys often end up at booze. 88 00:07:01,759 --> 00:07:02,680 Where's Gerry ? 89 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:06,759 Up a tree ? In a bush ? Down a burrow ? 90 00:07:06,839 --> 00:07:12,000 Larry, I loved your novel. It's bold and delicate and beautifully modern. 91 00:07:12,079 --> 00:07:13,519 Thank you, Theo. 92 00:07:14,199 --> 00:07:18,439 But to be practical, they pay well for clever rhymes in greetings cards. 93 00:07:18,519 --> 00:07:20,639 Maybe you should write some of those. 94 00:07:28,639 --> 00:07:30,600 You'd never know you were a bachelor. 95 00:07:33,319 --> 00:07:35,399 - That would be sarcasm, would it ? - Yes. 96 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:38,000 I picked that up from my children, that and nits. 97 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:40,639 It was a very long time ago. 98 00:07:43,079 --> 00:07:46,160 I'll have a sip, but actually, I've given up drinking. 99 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:47,519 Extraordinary. Why ? 100 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:51,519 Well, back in Bournemouth I became a little too fond of gin. 101 00:07:51,879 --> 00:07:53,040 Oh, well. 102 00:07:54,439 --> 00:07:55,560 Mothers' ruin. 103 00:08:06,199 --> 00:08:09,839 You did this last time. Is he in a cupboard or something ? 104 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:12,279 Yes, he is. Otherwise it's too loud. 105 00:08:12,759 --> 00:08:16,279 - How long has he been in there ? - Oh, he's fine. It's a big cupboard. 106 00:08:23,079 --> 00:08:25,439 Sven used to play the accordion. 107 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:28,720 That put rather a strain on our relationship. 108 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,279 Hektor, enough ! 109 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:43,480 Well, you're either crackers or very self-confident. 110 00:08:44,639 --> 00:08:45,879 Which would you prefer ? 111 00:08:51,919 --> 00:08:54,320 Did you have a good time with your friend ? 112 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:57,720 He's preposterous. 113 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:00,799 But I suppose he's rather amusing. 114 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:05,000 Oh, Larry, I've been thinking about your writing. 115 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:06,840 Finally. 116 00:09:07,919 --> 00:09:10,759 Are you enjoying it ? That's probably the wrong word. 117 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:13,559 Are you stimulated and provoked by it ? 118 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:17,399 No. I was thinking if nobody likes it, 119 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:20,720 I'm sure Hugh would give you a job at his olive press. 120 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:50,879 You should be kinder to Larry. 121 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:57,320 He's really sad that nobody cares about his book, especially you. 122 00:09:59,279 --> 00:10:00,879 I can't even pretend to like it, 123 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:05,679 because I'm a bad liar, but you're his mother. 124 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:09,240 Gerry's not in his room. I don't think he slept there. 125 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:22,320 Gerry ! 126 00:10:23,279 --> 00:10:24,320 Gerry ! 127 00:10:28,559 --> 00:10:29,559 Gerry ? 128 00:10:31,279 --> 00:10:32,279 Roger ? 129 00:10:33,559 --> 00:10:34,879 Where could he be ? 130 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:37,039 I don't know, he's hardly here these days. 131 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:40,320 - But away all night ? He's only 11. - He's 12, isn't he ? 132 00:10:40,399 --> 00:10:42,159 - Yeah, he's 12. - Do keep up. 133 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:46,399 Gerry ! 134 00:10:50,919 --> 00:10:51,879 Gerry ? 135 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:57,240 Gerry ! 136 00:11:03,759 --> 00:11:07,159 We'll have to search for him. Where do stupid bloody otters live ? 137 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:09,320 - In the sea ? - Roger. 138 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:13,279 Oh. Gerry, where have you been ? 139 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:17,600 It was a nice night, Roger and I thought we'd just stay out. 140 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:19,519 Come here. 141 00:11:27,159 --> 00:11:28,200 Come on. 142 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:33,919 I found a female otter. 143 00:11:35,799 --> 00:11:36,759 Come and see. 144 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:40,240 Gerry, you need some order in your life. 145 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:41,919 - At your age... - 12. 146 00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:44,600 ...you can't just run wild. 147 00:11:46,559 --> 00:11:48,120 And you, Larry, 148 00:11:48,799 --> 00:11:50,000 please talk to me. 149 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:53,919 Let me make amends. What can I do ? 150 00:11:54,639 --> 00:11:56,559 I don't know, be a different person ? 151 00:11:57,399 --> 00:12:00,440 I'm sure I could help you with your writing career. 152 00:12:00,519 --> 00:12:03,720 - And how are you going to do that ? - Well, I have an idea. 153 00:12:05,519 --> 00:12:06,720 You haven't, have you ? 154 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,960 No, but I'm very resourceful, so I will have. 155 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:16,840 So it's been pointed out recently 156 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:20,600 that I may have been a bit insensitive to your needs. 157 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,600 Pointed out by Leslie, of all people. 158 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:28,120 So you can imagine how that makes me feel. 159 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:30,279 I apologise. 160 00:12:31,879 --> 00:12:33,679 That's fine. Don't do it again. 161 00:12:34,159 --> 00:12:35,159 No, stay. 162 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:43,200 In my defence, as a mother, I have to be ring master and lion tamer and... 163 00:12:43,279 --> 00:12:44,360 Knife thrower ? 164 00:12:44,799 --> 00:12:46,240 Beautiful trapeze artist ? 165 00:12:47,759 --> 00:12:51,279 Thank you, Leslie. I was going to say tight-rope walker. 166 00:12:52,519 --> 00:12:54,080 And I got the balance wrong 167 00:12:54,159 --> 00:12:58,120 between allowing each of you to be yourselves and supervising you. 168 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:01,919 Can I say I don't think the lion should be made to do tricks ? 169 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,960 You can say nothing. You need teaching. 170 00:13:04,039 --> 00:13:06,639 And I imagine you still don't even know what 7 x 8 is. 171 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:09,039 - 54. - 54. 172 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:11,039 It's 56. 173 00:13:14,559 --> 00:13:17,600 Ah, Lugaretzia, you are Gerry's policeman. 174 00:13:18,159 --> 00:13:22,320 - Make sure he doesn't leave the house. - At last... power. 175 00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:26,720 Please understand, I'm just trying to generate enough income 176 00:13:26,799 --> 00:13:29,559 to keep us in this house and to stay sane 177 00:13:29,639 --> 00:13:32,879 by, well, by enjoying my life, too. 178 00:13:34,279 --> 00:13:39,080 Oh, and, let's all read Larry's book. 179 00:13:39,559 --> 00:13:40,799 And really enjoy it. 180 00:13:41,879 --> 00:13:42,919 Here. 181 00:13:44,159 --> 00:13:45,679 Not you. Too rude. 182 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:07,480 I don't always want to speak to you, 183 00:14:07,559 --> 00:14:10,320 because you give the impression I'm not as clever as you. 184 00:14:10,399 --> 00:14:13,679 Well, you're not. Thank God. 185 00:14:13,759 --> 00:14:19,360 Because I don't want clever from you, I want support and attachment. 186 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:21,679 And food ? 187 00:14:22,759 --> 00:14:23,840 Yes, and food. 188 00:14:24,399 --> 00:14:27,759 And praise, and freedom, and security. 189 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:29,879 That's what being a parent is, isn't it ? 190 00:14:30,519 --> 00:14:34,200 A promise to make everything all right. That's the deal. 191 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:37,960 If you're as clever as you think you are, 192 00:14:38,039 --> 00:14:42,240 you'd understand a deal requires the effort and commitment of both parties. 193 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:45,759 Yours, perhaps ? 194 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:57,720 Ignore me, I'm being an idiot. 195 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:00,720 I'm just disappointed. 196 00:15:01,399 --> 00:15:05,039 I know you are. You spent a lot of time and love on that book. 197 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:09,600 That's why I feel a fraud. Much ado from me about nothing. 198 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:16,399 This book is the first step on a dazzling career, 199 00:15:17,399 --> 00:15:20,720 and the real reason that I find it difficult to read is... 200 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:24,679 Well, you're my son, so the sex makes me feel queasy. 201 00:15:24,759 --> 00:15:25,960 Oh, that's ridiculous. 202 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:29,000 How would you feel if I wrote intimate love scenes ? 203 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:30,559 Absolutely fine. 204 00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:31,840 Be honest. 205 00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:33,960 A little icky. 206 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,399 But happily, 207 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:43,240 I have had that marvellous idea about your writing career. 208 00:15:54,799 --> 00:15:57,720 Mrs. Durrell. How lovely. Come in. 209 00:15:59,279 --> 00:16:01,559 Excuse the jars of local pond life. 210 00:16:02,759 --> 00:16:06,360 Oh, well, I won't keep you. Um, just two things. 211 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,279 Theo, would you please be Gerry's tutor ? 212 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:10,360 No. 213 00:16:10,879 --> 00:16:13,399 Well, why not ? He loves you. 214 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:17,919 I'd rather be his friend. I mentioned hygiene to him and he growled at me. 215 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:21,639 Oh, I'm sorry. I think he literally wants to turn into an animal. 216 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:24,639 No, he's right. I'm not his parent. 217 00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:28,879 I'm letting them all down. 218 00:16:30,519 --> 00:16:32,320 I've been thinking about Larry. 219 00:16:32,399 --> 00:16:36,039 Yes, he seemed downcast. I've experienced this myself. 220 00:16:36,679 --> 00:16:39,279 Fireworks only go off in the author's head. 221 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:43,879 Exactly. So I've decided... Could we arrange an event, or something, 222 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,600 where we have readings from it ? 223 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:51,519 Of course. Greece is the cradle of literature. I'll organise it. 224 00:16:57,360 --> 00:17:00,080 Why would anyone want to watch a bloke read out a book ? 225 00:17:00,159 --> 00:17:04,920 To hear it, meet the fascinating author, ask questions. 226 00:17:05,559 --> 00:17:07,759 Hello. What sort of typewriter do you use ? 227 00:17:10,039 --> 00:17:12,759 Leslie, why don't you go home and pick some beans ? 228 00:17:12,839 --> 00:17:16,240 - No, I'm busy labelling our liqueur. - All right, darling. 229 00:17:22,799 --> 00:17:26,680 Ah. Our genial landlady. What can I do for you ? 230 00:17:27,359 --> 00:17:29,839 He wants you now, but it'll not last. 231 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:32,599 - You're talking about Hugh ? - I understand men. 232 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:36,319 Ah, well, do put it in a book so all us girls can share your knowledge. 233 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:40,240 I'm more pretty, and young. 234 00:17:41,759 --> 00:17:43,839 And now you're making me cross. 235 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:51,759 You know, I wasn't sure about Hugh, but now I think I might give him a go. 236 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,200 Luga, has Georgios the postman been ? 237 00:18:05,759 --> 00:18:07,480 - Been where ? - Here. 238 00:18:07,839 --> 00:18:11,000 Why you want letters ? They bring bad news. 239 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:15,279 I was hoping for congratulations on my book via a cheery telegram 240 00:18:15,359 --> 00:18:18,920 or a laudatory haiku from fellow writers. Deluded. 241 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,599 Leslie. The best. 242 00:18:22,839 --> 00:18:26,240 - Larry, 11 a.m. business meeting. - Oh, yes. 243 00:18:30,319 --> 00:18:32,200 Item number one... sales campaign. 244 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:36,960 I think we need to go round bars and shops together, drumming up our orders. 245 00:18:37,039 --> 00:18:38,880 No, I think you should do that. 246 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:42,400 Oh, um, well, it's just I'm making the actual liqueur. 247 00:18:43,079 --> 00:18:44,920 And you're doing a fabulous job. 248 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,200 Thank you. So what are you going to do ? 249 00:18:48,359 --> 00:18:49,359 Planning. 250 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:55,599 - Planning what ? - Planning... a strategy. 251 00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:00,559 - Strategy in terms of ? - Well, exactly. 252 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,240 Where do you start ? That's what I'll be planning. 253 00:19:05,359 --> 00:19:08,200 Maybe you should pick some more kumquats ? 254 00:19:08,599 --> 00:19:09,839 Yeah... 255 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:14,359 Hello, Theo. 256 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:17,000 What do I have to do to get a drink around here ? 257 00:19:18,799 --> 00:19:22,119 Pay ten drachma. I'll put you down for one crate. Theo. 258 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:26,440 No, I barely drink. Like the English, I cherish my inhibitions. 259 00:19:27,559 --> 00:19:31,039 You have spelled 'liqueur' with just too many Es. 260 00:19:35,119 --> 00:19:39,079 Larry, your mother and I agree your novel deserves more attention. 261 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:43,200 Oh, yes, I've read lots of your book now and it's... 262 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,279 well, really quite something. 263 00:19:45,799 --> 00:19:47,119 Thank you, Les. 264 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:49,960 Who's your favourite character ? 265 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:54,000 The man. 266 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:58,240 So your mother and I have arranged a public event next Monday 267 00:19:58,319 --> 00:19:59,960 where you can read your novel. 268 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:03,240 Theo, that's so exciting. 269 00:20:04,599 --> 00:20:06,559 I'll start preparing some passages. 270 00:20:08,079 --> 00:20:11,559 You could try and get some orders while you're out and about. 271 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:19,440 Florence, we're having a reading of my book and you're the first invitee. 272 00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:22,279 Are we dim, or is this really difficult to read ? 273 00:20:22,359 --> 00:20:24,759 Would I miss the literary event of the year ? 274 00:20:24,839 --> 00:20:26,400 In fact, the only literary event, 275 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:29,119 unless you count most people's tax returns ? 276 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:33,920 Poetic, isn't it ? Poetry always spoils everything. 277 00:20:34,599 --> 00:20:37,799 ...that was sprawled across the ocean. 278 00:20:39,559 --> 00:20:42,160 My son Lawrence is having a reading of his novel. 279 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,720 I'll be reading in English, 280 00:20:43,799 --> 00:20:47,559 but the language is musical, symphonic, so you'll... 281 00:20:48,279 --> 00:20:50,759 These are heavenly. Try one. 282 00:20:50,839 --> 00:20:54,039 Briskly she sucked in her underlip and screwed up her eyes. 283 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:58,000 Hello. This is my new book. Pied Pipers Of Lovers. 284 00:20:58,079 --> 00:21:01,240 It's brilliant. I'll be reading at 5 p.m. on... 285 00:21:01,319 --> 00:21:04,519 - Can you help with this liqueur ? - No, I'm busy preparing. 286 00:21:04,599 --> 00:21:07,519 The flesh, the peeled flesh. 287 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,200 Oh, God, I hope it goes well. 288 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,279 Larry's pretty resilient, isn't he ? 289 00:21:14,359 --> 00:21:15,880 No. No, it's all an act. 290 00:21:16,839 --> 00:21:19,839 It was my idea. I need it to work or he'll hate me. 291 00:21:22,559 --> 00:21:24,880 - Is it tasty yet ? - No, it's not quite ready. 292 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:42,279 Harsh, but promising. 293 00:21:42,359 --> 00:21:43,440 What about me ? 294 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:46,960 - Sip it. - Yeah, sip it. 295 00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:48,039 You didn't sip it. 296 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:52,680 You know I'm on the lookout for prejudice against women ? 297 00:22:04,359 --> 00:22:06,839 - Nice. - Spiros, come and look at my otters. 298 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:13,799 - I'm playing them the guitar. - Why ? 299 00:22:14,839 --> 00:22:17,039 Because Mummy said Hugh played her music. 300 00:22:19,519 --> 00:22:21,160 But I don't think it's working. 301 00:22:23,599 --> 00:22:25,480 Perhaps they prefer the bouzouki ? 302 00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:32,200 - Ah. Spiros. How delightful. - Mrs. Durrells. 303 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:36,599 Can you help ? I've been trying for a week to find Gerry a tutor. 304 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:39,799 I don't need one. 7 x 8 is 56. 305 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,799 - And what is 9 x 6 ? - 54. 306 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:47,079 - I'm not falling for that again. - Gerry, knowledge is like a firefly. 307 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:50,440 Beautiful in itself and bringer of light into the darkness. 308 00:22:51,559 --> 00:22:53,720 Spiros, would you be Gerry's tutor ? 309 00:22:54,599 --> 00:22:57,240 He looks up to you and you obviously know your maths. 310 00:22:57,319 --> 00:22:59,359 - Oh, is that right ? - I'd be very happy. 311 00:22:59,799 --> 00:23:02,480 - I believe in discipline. - That won't work, then. 312 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:05,119 - Excellent. - Combined with intervals for joking. 313 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:06,400 - Good. - Perfect. 314 00:23:07,039 --> 00:23:09,240 - When can you start ? - Now. 315 00:23:10,799 --> 00:23:13,279 See ? Not such a bad mother after all. 316 00:23:14,319 --> 00:23:16,400 Spell Mediterranean. 317 00:23:17,319 --> 00:23:18,480 M-E... 318 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,920 D-D... 319 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,920 No ! Wrong. Terrible ! 320 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:27,160 My teacher would've locked me in the cupboard ! 321 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,119 This is going to take a long time. 322 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:37,599 The difference between us superior Greeks and the Turks... 323 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:41,920 - We did this yesterday. - And we will do it again tomorrow. 324 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:43,839 The difference... 325 00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:48,400 Turkey is named after a big ugly bird 326 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,279 who tastes boring. 327 00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:53,359 - May I feed my pelicans ? - No. You concentrate. 328 00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:56,720 You don't look at otters or stroke pelicans. 329 00:23:57,559 --> 00:23:59,720 You learn as I did at schools 330 00:23:59,799 --> 00:24:01,680 and as Mrs Durrell's requested. 331 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:07,079 Oh, my God. Gerry, you're crying. 332 00:24:08,279 --> 00:24:09,319 No, no. 333 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:14,599 Is it because your otters are not making love ? 334 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,119 - Excuse my language. - No, it's your teaching. 335 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:23,480 You're reminding me a little of my school masters back in England. 336 00:24:24,559 --> 00:24:25,640 I wasn't happy. 337 00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:32,039 I am sorry. 338 00:24:41,079 --> 00:24:43,200 Half an hour to go. Relax, Larry. 339 00:24:44,519 --> 00:24:45,880 What if nobody turns up ? 340 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:49,680 We Greeks love literature and you've all invited friends. 341 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,000 Go outside and drag people in. 342 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:11,880 Darling, go and talk to him. He's tired of me. 343 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,400 - Who's he ? - He's our audience. 344 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:19,960 Greetings. 345 00:25:22,799 --> 00:25:25,039 Either I have come on the wrong day 346 00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:29,640 or the room needs to be smaller, as in Alice In Wonderland. 347 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:34,559 Yes, it's a bit of a wash-out, isn't it ? We'll laugh about it someday. 348 00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,119 Maybe not for a while, though. 349 00:25:40,559 --> 00:25:44,200 Do buy some of the kumquat liqueur, it's got a very distinctive tang. 350 00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:50,799 Darling. Darling, I'm sure they love your book in Britain. 351 00:25:51,279 --> 00:25:55,119 After all, we never went to a Greek book-reading in Bournemouth, did we ? 352 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:05,640 Um, thank you... 353 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,960 He's a very good author. Sit down here. 354 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:12,079 He says he'll stay if there's free food. 355 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,839 Thank you for coming, both of you. 356 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:19,240 In view of the sparseness of the turnout, 357 00:26:19,319 --> 00:26:21,400 let's just call it all off. 358 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,319 In case I never have another book published, 359 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:30,480 perhaps I could just say thanks for reminding me 360 00:26:30,559 --> 00:26:33,400 that art and writing is like lying down in the road 361 00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,799 and asking people to stop and look at you 362 00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:39,039 And today, 363 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,079 I got run over. 364 00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:54,839 Where's Florence ? And Hugh ? 365 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,880 Why don't people care ? They don't have to enjoy it. 366 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,000 Larry ! 367 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:23,400 I've been to the post office. I thought it was strange you had no mail. 368 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:28,359 It seems the postman was too scared of Gerry's animals to visit. 369 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:34,000 "Bravo on your nov. Everyone talking about your new way with language." 370 00:27:34,079 --> 00:27:35,640 "I'm very drunk, by the way." 371 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,599 "Reviews top notch. Wish you were here." 372 00:27:41,319 --> 00:27:44,440 "Well, not here as I find myself in prison." Bloody hell. 373 00:27:44,519 --> 00:27:45,799 "You clever bugger." 374 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,319 - I told you it was good ! - I knew it was good. 375 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:51,240 I was worried it was too good for people to understand. 376 00:27:51,319 --> 00:27:53,920 Now I can work on my new novel, which will be better than the last. 377 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,640 - More animals in it ? - No. 378 00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:58,000 - Utter villains with horrible plans ? - No. 379 00:27:58,079 --> 00:27:59,400 - Am I in it ? - No. 380 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:00,480 - Am I in it ? - No. 381 00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:04,359 Well, drinks to celebrate ? 382 00:28:07,039 --> 00:28:09,279 Hugh ? Hugh ! 383 00:28:12,599 --> 00:28:13,640 Hello. 384 00:28:14,559 --> 00:28:18,200 So you couldn't bother to turn up to my son's book reading ? Why ? 385 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,440 Sorry, I didn't realise it was so important. 386 00:28:21,519 --> 00:28:24,720 Well, it would've been decent of you. No one came. 387 00:28:29,519 --> 00:28:31,519 Is it too late to change my excuse 388 00:28:31,599 --> 00:28:34,720 to there was an accident at my olive press ? 389 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,039 Many dead, olives everywhere ? 390 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:41,640 I... I know it's selfish, but... 391 00:28:42,319 --> 00:28:44,559 I like it best when it's just the two of us. 392 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:50,200 Well, I come in a bundle with my family. Their needs are my needs. 393 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:54,960 To be honest, I thought Sven would be there. I was being thoughtful. 394 00:28:56,039 --> 00:28:57,839 Well, how were you to know ? 395 00:28:58,759 --> 00:29:01,480 It was important to Larry, so it's important to me. 396 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,359 Larry's shell is thinner than you think. 397 00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:06,759 Cheers ! 398 00:29:06,839 --> 00:29:08,039 - To Larry ! - To me ! 399 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:12,960 Luga, we're toasting my book. 400 00:29:13,359 --> 00:29:15,160 Toast it. Good idea. 401 00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:19,480 No, toasting as in drinking to it, and to you and to Corfu. Come on. 402 00:29:21,799 --> 00:29:24,200 I think I'm disappointing Pavlos, my monk. 403 00:29:24,279 --> 00:29:28,440 No. You may not be a good nun yet, but he knows you're a good person. 404 00:29:30,359 --> 00:29:32,599 I think we're all good people, don't you ? 405 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,279 Even bad people are good people. 406 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,960 This alcohol is making me so wise. 407 00:29:45,519 --> 00:29:47,440 Gerry ! Come and see ! 408 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,440 - Gerry ? - Hello, Spiros. 409 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:57,759 Look. I brought you a present, to say sorry for being a bully and loud. 410 00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:03,759 Spiros, thank you ! 411 00:30:04,559 --> 00:30:06,279 - Magpies ! - Yes, magenpies. 412 00:30:06,359 --> 00:30:09,039 - Magpies. - Magenpies. Like I say. 413 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:11,640 Mag-pies. 414 00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:12,720 Mag-en-pies. 415 00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:18,079 Watch out they don't steal anything. Awful thieves, magenpies. 416 00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:20,440 Kumquat liqueur, Spiros ? 417 00:30:20,519 --> 00:30:23,240 No, thank you, my family are waiting for me. 418 00:30:23,319 --> 00:30:24,480 OK, just a small one. 419 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,160 - Cheers ! - Cheers ! 420 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:45,359 Listen, I know we're different... 421 00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:50,440 But difference is not the same as divergence. 422 00:30:50,519 --> 00:30:53,799 - Not at all. - Not at all. But we get on. 423 00:30:54,839 --> 00:30:56,000 Mother ! 424 00:30:56,079 --> 00:30:58,240 Drinking heavily is such fun. 425 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:01,799 Spiros got me some magpies. 426 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:08,240 They've escaped. 427 00:31:08,319 --> 00:31:12,559 I've never been good at friends. Maybe it's my, you know... 428 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:13,759 Face ? 429 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:16,759 - Shorts ? - Could be, yeah. 430 00:31:21,079 --> 00:31:24,519 - You're not ticklish ? - You'll regret this in the morning. 431 00:31:28,039 --> 00:31:29,079 I go home now. 432 00:31:38,799 --> 00:31:40,000 They like my novel ! 433 00:31:42,319 --> 00:31:44,039 Where were you for my big moment ? 434 00:31:45,359 --> 00:31:48,519 - You're never there. - No, darling, because I was... 435 00:31:48,599 --> 00:31:51,160 Larry, I think the magenpies got into your room. 436 00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:56,599 No ! That's my new novel ! It's better than the first one ! 437 00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:58,519 Give it back ! Right now ! 438 00:32:03,039 --> 00:32:04,279 Give it back ! 439 00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:09,480 - Stop the magenpies. - Mrs. Durrells ? 440 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:15,039 This prayer book is for your beautiful and spiritual daughter. 441 00:32:24,599 --> 00:32:26,240 - Margo ! - Theo ! 442 00:32:27,039 --> 00:32:31,079 I've never tried this before, but I'm going to walk on water. 443 00:32:40,599 --> 00:32:47,440 St. Nicholas. Protector of the sea, save your subject. Save him Lord Jesus. 444 00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:57,960 I am too grown up to say I told you so. 445 00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:03,119 Ah, Theo. Can I get you an early-morning snifter ? 446 00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:04,279 No ! 447 00:33:05,119 --> 00:33:07,400 You think you're so funny, don't you ? 448 00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:12,039 I'm only catching up with you. You all thought you were hilarious. 449 00:33:13,359 --> 00:33:14,599 And darling Margo, 450 00:33:15,279 --> 00:33:20,279 I suggested to Pavlos you might not be quite ready to take the veil. 451 00:33:21,079 --> 00:33:22,119 Thank you. 452 00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:26,039 I think I like boys too much to be a top-notch nun. 453 00:33:26,119 --> 00:33:29,519 Yes, I think you made that clear by inviting him for a naked swim. 454 00:33:31,359 --> 00:33:32,400 Morning, Theo. 455 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:40,640 On a brighter note, I've mended the magenpies' cage. 456 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:44,240 I will never forgive you. Those birds ransacked my room ! 457 00:33:44,319 --> 00:33:46,119 Half of my manuscript's in the Ionian Sea. 458 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:49,039 Then you should've kept it in a bird-proof receptacle. 459 00:33:49,119 --> 00:33:53,960 No. I hate this house and its stupid restrictions and thieving wildlife. 460 00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:56,640 Is it any wonder I'm finding it so hard to write ? 461 00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,839 You'll blame anyone but yourself. 462 00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:01,440 What other serious writers live with their parents ? 463 00:34:01,519 --> 00:34:03,599 - Jane Austen. - One of my favourites. 464 00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:06,920 - Exquisite prose. - The book reading went wrong. 465 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,519 I shouldn't have my mother trying to arrange my life. 466 00:34:09,599 --> 00:34:12,480 It's the hangover, Mrs. Durrell, he's not of sound mind. 467 00:34:12,559 --> 00:34:13,679 Oh, I am. 468 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,320 I'm getting a place of my own. 469 00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:21,519 Well, go on, then. 470 00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:24,719 Leave. 471 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:45,639 It must be good, because I don't understand a word of it. 472 00:34:47,519 --> 00:34:49,760 I can't believe Larry's really going. 473 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:51,519 I know, to live above a bar. 474 00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:56,079 - Hello, Margo. Louisa. - Hello. 475 00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:00,519 Ooh. Those crumpets looks nice. 476 00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:03,519 Listen to me, I could be back in Harrogate. 477 00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:07,440 You could've had some for free at Larry's book launch. 478 00:35:08,679 --> 00:35:10,719 - I'm sorry I couldn't make it. - No. 479 00:35:11,119 --> 00:35:14,400 Well, that's Corfu for you, isn't it ? So much to do. 480 00:35:15,119 --> 00:35:18,920 Cinemas, theatres, other book launches. 481 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:28,639 - You can be quite fierce, can't you ? - Oh, I don't know. 482 00:35:30,559 --> 00:35:32,000 Oh, it's probably guilt. 483 00:35:32,079 --> 00:35:37,039 I didn't support Larry so... now I'm taking it out on others. 484 00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:45,079 Remember to set the float at the correct height 485 00:35:45,159 --> 00:35:47,239 and do not tighten the nuts too hard. 486 00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:50,239 This is how you fix a carburettor. 487 00:35:51,199 --> 00:35:54,800 Enough car maintenance. Now philosophy. 488 00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:56,960 My philosophy 489 00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:00,639 is that ladies are goddesses. 490 00:36:01,559 --> 00:36:03,199 Except Turkish ladies. 491 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:08,199 American ladies are too noisy but they can't help it. 492 00:36:09,079 --> 00:36:11,840 Spiros, thank you for your help, but you can stop now. 493 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:13,679 I'm less strict now, huh ? 494 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:16,760 Let's just say it's not quite the education I had in mind. 495 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:31,400 Mum ! 496 00:36:33,639 --> 00:36:34,679 Mum ! 497 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:38,920 What is it, Gerry ? 498 00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:42,400 What are we watching, Gerry ? 499 00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:45,159 They're finally going to mate. 500 00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:48,079 I have no idea what put them in the mood. 501 00:36:48,159 --> 00:36:51,000 Otters ? Women ? Who knows ? 502 00:36:52,199 --> 00:36:53,679 Men are always in the mood. 503 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:09,000 Right, well, you know where I am. Above Costa's bar. 504 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,000 - I'll be on my way. - You don't have to go. 505 00:37:13,559 --> 00:37:16,079 We could start a new business... shoe-shining. 506 00:37:16,159 --> 00:37:18,760 We could buy some brushes and find a pitch in town. 507 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:22,599 - Not really. - No, no, of course not... 508 00:37:31,679 --> 00:37:33,960 I'm going to finish your book if it kills me. 509 00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,719 Thank you. Praise indeed. 510 00:37:37,159 --> 00:37:39,639 Larry, we've had our disagreements, 511 00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:44,840 but... can I use your room as an overspill area for my animals ? 512 00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:46,159 - No. - Thank you. 513 00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:47,760 I said no. 514 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:53,920 Please stay. 515 00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:57,719 Listen to Mrs. Durrells, Larry. 516 00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:01,360 Stop it, I've got to do this. 517 00:38:08,199 --> 00:38:11,719 You are a good mother. If anything, I'm too happy here. 518 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:15,559 The best writers I know are living life in the raw. 519 00:38:16,599 --> 00:38:17,519 One's in jail. 520 00:38:18,679 --> 00:38:21,719 I've never even been in a fight, so how can I write about that ? 521 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:25,440 Well, you could make it up. Jane Austen was never in a fight. 522 00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:28,400 I heard she's always getting into scuffles. 523 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:32,840 I'm halfway through your book. 524 00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:35,400 And while I'd rather you weren't quite so smutty, 525 00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:40,679 it's dazzling. I'm very proud of you. 526 00:38:43,599 --> 00:38:46,199 It's going to be like being a widow all over again. 527 00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:49,920 I'll wait for you to say something and you won't be there. 528 00:39:21,559 --> 00:39:24,280 So this is just as good as your stuff 529 00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:26,719 and I can give you it at a very reasonable price, 530 00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:28,800 as my business partner and I are... 531 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:31,639 We're moving out of alcohol sales. 532 00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:37,119 Come on, chaps. 533 00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:41,280 Thank you. Very polite on your behalf. 534 00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:42,440 Yeah. 535 00:39:49,559 --> 00:39:51,880 No, no, no, I thought you could pay me for it. 536 00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:15,119 There you are. 537 00:40:16,079 --> 00:40:19,760 I know drink isn't the answer, but you look like you could do with one. 538 00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:26,079 What's the matter ? 539 00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:31,159 My son Larry... 540 00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:34,400 left home. 541 00:40:36,039 --> 00:40:37,280 He's still your child 542 00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:41,639 and he's going to find out that he needs you more than ever. 543 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:48,960 Climb aboard. 544 00:40:52,119 --> 00:40:53,719 I'm not going to your house. 545 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:56,159 Too many gypsy fiddlers lurking in corners. 546 00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:59,039 No, I can do better than that. 547 00:41:10,079 --> 00:41:13,320 - How do you like your steak ? - Cooked by anyone other than me. 548 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,960 Ah, yes, the burdens of parenthood. 549 00:41:16,039 --> 00:41:18,079 Oh, you have no idea. 550 00:41:18,519 --> 00:41:21,119 And if I have any more of these, neither will I. 551 00:41:23,119 --> 00:41:25,440 Well, consciousness is overrated. 552 00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:28,519 I would help but it's my night off. 553 00:41:33,039 --> 00:41:34,760 Thank you for this. 554 00:41:37,079 --> 00:41:41,280 I've arranged for a shooting star to cross the sky about... 555 00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:43,360 now. 556 00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:51,679 It'll be along in a minute. 557 00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:13,840 I'm too grown up to say I told you so. 558 00:42:15,079 --> 00:42:17,559 Can I get you an early-morning snifter ? 559 00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:19,440 Oh, shut up. 560 00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,199 Though I think you might need this. 561 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:32,559 So I have examined the patient, a female otter. 562 00:42:32,639 --> 00:42:35,920 I can't say it was easy and I haven't a clue if she's pregnant. 563 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:40,639 I think she is. She's been slobbing around a lot, seems very moody. 564 00:42:41,159 --> 00:42:44,880 I suspect they've been mating every time our back is turned. 565 00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:48,039 That's what I'd do if I was stuck in a cage with a bloke. 566 00:42:48,679 --> 00:42:50,119 Good day, everyone ! 567 00:42:51,519 --> 00:42:56,440 - Good morning. - So, mon petit, you must be my victim. 568 00:42:56,519 --> 00:42:59,199 Mr. Kralefsky has agreed to be your new tutor. 569 00:42:59,559 --> 00:43:02,000 I have brought you some reading matter 570 00:43:03,079 --> 00:43:06,920 to romp through before... 571 00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:08,800 we meet. 572 00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:13,280 Oh. Isn't it exciting ? 573 00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:28,760 Oh, Florence. 574 00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:31,320 Oh, you don't look well. 575 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:35,559 - I was going to say the same to you. - Hung over. She drink too much. 576 00:43:37,159 --> 00:43:39,320 I want to explain why I wasn't at Larry's book reading. 577 00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:42,280 - It doesn't matter. - I was at home being sick. 578 00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:48,840 - I'm having a baby, all being well. - Oh, Florence. 579 00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:52,360 I've been getting sick for weeks but I didn't want to say till it was sure. 580 00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:56,880 - My daughter also pregnant. - Lugaretzia, congratulations. 581 00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:59,239 That is why now she's like a witch. 582 00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:01,719 Oh, excuse me. 583 00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:09,559 - Has Florence been drinking ? - No. 584 00:44:10,159 --> 00:44:13,719 She's having a baby. The joys of motherhood. 585 00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:18,280 Some species of shark have a gestation period of three and a half years, 586 00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:20,079 so you're getting off lightly. 587 00:44:21,639 --> 00:44:24,119 So you're not the only one with things on her mind. 588 00:44:24,199 --> 00:44:25,320 No. 589 00:44:31,119 --> 00:44:32,519 Why is it so quiet ? 590 00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:36,199 Because Larry isn't living here anymore. 591 00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:22,800 Hey, Larry. 592 00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:26,719 Buy me a drink. 593 00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:39,599 End of episode 2, season II