1 00:00:10,062 --> 00:00:11,441 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪ 2 00:00:11,441 --> 00:00:13,511 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪ 3 00:00:13,511 --> 00:00:15,097 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 4 00:00:15,097 --> 00:00:16,994 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 5 00:00:16,994 --> 00:00:20,064 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 6 00:00:20,064 --> 00:00:21,891 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 7 00:00:21,891 --> 00:00:23,822 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪ 8 00:00:23,822 --> 00:00:26,754 ♪ Headin' on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 9 00:00:26,754 --> 00:00:28,375 ♪ Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪ 10 00:00:28,375 --> 00:00:30,271 ♪ Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪ 11 00:00:30,271 --> 00:00:33,272 ♪ Come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine ♪ 12 00:00:39,929 --> 00:00:41,136 All right. 13 00:00:41,136 --> 00:00:42,446 Thanks for comin' in today 14 00:00:42,446 --> 00:00:45,101 to discuss your daughter's behavior, m'kay. 15 00:00:45,101 --> 00:00:48,068 Exactly what kind of trouble is Shelley in, Mr. Mackey? 16 00:00:48,068 --> 00:00:50,137 Well, unfortunately, we found out 17 00:00:50,137 --> 00:00:52,827 our playground monitor has been accepting favors 18 00:00:52,827 --> 00:00:55,689 to look the other way at recess and, uh... 19 00:00:55,689 --> 00:00:58,896 your daughter sent him an inappropriate picture. 20 00:00:58,896 --> 00:01:01,552 of her butthole, m'kay. 21 00:01:01,552 --> 00:01:04,449 Her butthole? Shelley! 22 00:01:04,449 --> 00:01:05,725 Why would the recess monitor 23 00:01:05,725 --> 00:01:07,519 want a picture of my daughter's butthole?! 24 00:01:07,519 --> 00:01:10,174 We've been having a lot of issues at the school 25 00:01:10,174 --> 00:01:11,760 with kids vaping lately, 26 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:13,968 and they bribe the recess monitor 27 00:01:13,968 --> 00:01:15,347 however they can. 28 00:01:15,347 --> 00:01:16,658 Jesus Christ! 29 00:01:16,658 --> 00:01:19,107 How much worse can things get around here?! 30 00:01:19,107 --> 00:01:22,142 M'kay, but -- but there is good news, m'kay. 31 00:01:22,142 --> 00:01:25,211 We had the picture analyzed, and it turns out it was 32 00:01:25,211 --> 00:01:27,556 actually just a picture of a dog's butthole, 33 00:01:27,556 --> 00:01:29,729 m'kay, that your daughter claimedwas hers. 34 00:01:29,729 --> 00:01:32,454 M'kay, there it is -- a little fur right there. 35 00:01:33,730 --> 00:01:36,385 Seriously? Dog's butthole? 36 00:01:36,385 --> 00:01:38,316 That's what we're doing now, huh? 37 00:01:38,316 --> 00:01:40,351 There's not enough bad things in the world? 38 00:01:40,351 --> 00:01:43,455 We get called into school, here's a dog's butthole for ya. 39 00:01:43,455 --> 00:01:47,421 That's what it's all come to, Shelley!? 40 00:01:47,421 --> 00:01:51,490 I'm over it, Sharon. I am seriously over it. 41 00:01:51,490 --> 00:01:55,078 Don't you wanna just start over? Go back to simpler times? 42 00:01:55,078 --> 00:01:56,388 What do you mean? 43 00:01:56,388 --> 00:01:58,872 I've had it -- school shootings, 44 00:01:58,872 --> 00:02:01,285 pieces of shit taking Ambien and tweeting, 45 00:02:01,285 --> 00:02:03,872 priests raping kids, and somehow... 46 00:02:03,872 --> 00:02:05,597 I'm not laughing anymore. 47 00:02:05,597 --> 00:02:08,424 Let's do it, Sharon, what I've always talked about. 48 00:02:08,424 --> 00:02:09,631 Let's get outta here. 49 00:02:09,631 --> 00:02:12,115 Go buy a farm and live off the land. 50 00:02:12,115 --> 00:02:13,770 Are you being serious? 51 00:02:13,770 --> 00:02:15,391 I've never been more serious. 52 00:02:16,598 --> 00:02:17,874 Hey, the lights green! 53 00:02:17,874 --> 00:02:19,702 Shut up, Nelson! 54 00:02:19,702 --> 00:02:21,254 Let's move out to the country. 55 00:02:21,254 --> 00:02:23,357 Go back to simple living when things mattered, 56 00:02:23,357 --> 00:02:25,324 like hard work and tegridy. 57 00:02:25,324 --> 00:02:26,979 How will we make a living? 58 00:02:26,979 --> 00:02:28,255 By growing things 59 00:02:28,255 --> 00:02:30,910 and selling what we make with our hands. 60 00:02:30,910 --> 00:02:33,153 We can do this, Sharon. 61 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:36,187 It's time. 62 00:02:36,187 --> 00:02:40,809 ♪ This ol' world is gettin' to me ♪ 63 00:02:40,809 --> 00:02:45,741 ♪ There's just no trust, no tegridy ♪ 64 00:02:45,741 --> 00:02:51,983 ♪ So, I loaded up the kids, took my wife by the arm ♪ 65 00:02:51,983 --> 00:02:55,293 ♪ And I moved on out to a Colorado farm ♪ 66 00:02:58,984 --> 00:03:01,708 ♪ Now it's early to bed, early to rise ♪ 67 00:03:01,708 --> 00:03:04,294 ♪ The crops are plowed, and it's no surprise ♪ 68 00:03:04,294 --> 00:03:06,675 ♪ City folks are fightin', and I don't give a darn ♪ 69 00:03:06,675 --> 00:03:08,123 ♪ Darn ♪ 70 00:03:08,123 --> 00:03:14,572 ♪ Cause I make my livin' on a Colorado farm ♪ 71 00:03:14,572 --> 00:03:17,021 ♪ I gotta drive the tractor, gotta cut the grass ♪ 72 00:03:17,021 --> 00:03:19,815 ♪ Chut-chut goes the baler like it's never gonna last ♪ 73 00:03:19,815 --> 00:03:22,160 ♪ There's food in the kitchen, and there's bud in the barn ♪ 74 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:23,815 ♪ Barn ♪ 75 00:03:23,815 --> 00:03:27,126 ♪ That's life livin' on a Colorado farm ♪ 76 00:03:30,540 --> 00:03:33,058 ♪ Ice cold beer, pickup truck ♪ 77 00:03:33,058 --> 00:03:35,575 ♪ Country music, listin' shit ♪ 78 00:03:35,575 --> 00:03:39,990 ♪ We've got tegridy to keep us warm ♪ 79 00:03:39,990 --> 00:03:44,060 ♪ That's what you get on a Colorado Farm ♪ 80 00:03:44,060 --> 00:03:46,543 ♪ And I'm gonna stay on a Colorado Farm ♪ 81 00:03:46,543 --> 00:03:49,439 Shit... 82 00:03:52,854 --> 00:03:54,130 So, just like that? 83 00:03:54,130 --> 00:03:55,854 Your parents sold your house and everything? 84 00:03:55,854 --> 00:03:57,407 Yeah, it takes me like an hour to get to school now. 85 00:03:57,407 --> 00:03:58,821 It sucks. 86 00:03:58,821 --> 00:04:00,614 All because Shelley bribed the playground monitor 87 00:04:00,614 --> 00:04:01,959 to let her vape during recess. 88 00:04:01,959 --> 00:04:03,131 Why would your sister want 89 00:04:03,131 --> 00:04:04,891 to get addicted to those things? 90 00:04:04,891 --> 00:04:07,856 Well your little brother does it too, Kyle. 91 00:04:07,856 --> 00:04:09,339 What are you talking about? 92 00:04:09,339 --> 00:04:10,409 You didn't know? 93 00:04:10,409 --> 00:04:11,581 The kindergartners are, like, 94 00:04:11,581 --> 00:04:13,892 the biggest vapers at this school. 95 00:04:13,892 --> 00:04:15,719 Vroom, vroom. 96 00:04:15,719 --> 00:04:17,582 I am a truck! 97 00:04:17,582 --> 00:04:20,375 Watch out for the monster! 98 00:04:20,375 --> 00:04:22,238 Ike! 99 00:04:22,238 --> 00:04:24,376 Ike, do you have a vaping pen?! 100 00:04:25,583 --> 00:04:27,273 Nope. 101 00:04:27,273 --> 00:04:28,549 Dude! Gimme that! 102 00:04:28,549 --> 00:04:31,033 Hey! Gimme back my vaporizer! 103 00:04:31,033 --> 00:04:32,308 What is this? 104 00:04:32,308 --> 00:04:34,688 Cherry-flavored nicotine?! Are you joking? 105 00:04:34,688 --> 00:04:37,965 Aw, come on! All the kids are doing it. 106 00:04:37,965 --> 00:04:40,344 Yeah! I like lemon flavor! 107 00:04:40,344 --> 00:04:42,378 I like raspberry! 108 00:04:42,378 --> 00:04:44,104 Why do you want nicotine?! 109 00:04:44,104 --> 00:04:47,690 Do you know how hard it is being a kindergartner? 110 00:04:47,690 --> 00:04:50,001 We need a break sometimes! 111 00:04:50,001 --> 00:04:52,415 These things are bad for you, do you understand?! 112 00:04:52,415 --> 00:04:53,691 Bad kindergartners! 113 00:04:53,691 --> 00:04:56,209 Relax, bitch. 114 00:04:56,209 --> 00:04:59,244 Try some gummy bear surprise. 115 00:05:00,657 --> 00:05:03,072 All right. Where'd you guys get these? 116 00:05:14,452 --> 00:05:17,419 Mornin', Joe. How's the farmin'? 117 00:05:17,419 --> 00:05:19,212 Doing good, neighbor. 118 00:05:19,212 --> 00:05:21,833 Just planted some Purple Skunky Kush. 119 00:05:21,833 --> 00:05:24,661 Harvested the Super Hindu Haze last week. 120 00:05:24,661 --> 00:05:26,730 Well that's fine, Joe, just fine. 121 00:05:26,730 --> 00:05:29,662 I'm growin' some Green Willy Stranger myself. 122 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:32,559 And the Catatonic Tegridy Bud is takin' well. 123 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:35,974 Well, see ya 'round, neighbor! 124 00:05:35,974 --> 00:05:38,594 So long, Joe! 125 00:05:40,663 --> 00:05:42,630 Kindergartners said it's some big kid 126 00:05:42,630 --> 00:05:43,940 in a trench coat. 127 00:05:43,940 --> 00:05:45,354 Hey, look! 128 00:05:45,354 --> 00:05:46,699 That's gotta be him. 129 00:05:46,699 --> 00:05:47,906 What are you gonna do? 130 00:05:47,906 --> 00:05:49,562 I'm gonna tell him if he sells a vape pen 131 00:05:49,562 --> 00:05:51,838 to my brother again, I'm gonna kick his ass! 132 00:05:51,838 --> 00:05:53,562 Hey, you! 133 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:55,252 Oh! Hey, fellas! 134 00:05:55,252 --> 00:05:56,321 Butters?! 135 00:05:56,321 --> 00:05:58,253 What are you guys doin? 136 00:05:58,253 --> 00:05:59,908 Butters, are you selling vapes? 137 00:05:59,908 --> 00:06:01,735 Well, sure! Whatcha lookin' for?! 138 00:06:01,735 --> 00:06:04,840 I've got strawberry, vanilla, tropical passion -- 139 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:06,840 - What?! - Tropical passion. 140 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:08,391 It's like mango and kiwi. 141 00:06:08,391 --> 00:06:09,599 Butters, you understand this stuff is 142 00:06:09,599 --> 00:06:11,082 an epidemic at our school?! 143 00:06:11,082 --> 00:06:13,703 Yeah, and at five bucks a pop, we're gonna be rich! 144 00:06:13,703 --> 00:06:16,083 Butters, this is for Kyle. 145 00:06:16,083 --> 00:06:17,842 Oof! 146 00:06:19,290 --> 00:06:21,393 Randy, I think we need to have a talk. 147 00:06:21,393 --> 00:06:22,739 No time to talk. 148 00:06:22,739 --> 00:06:25,257 The agricultural inspector's about to drop by. 149 00:06:25,257 --> 00:06:26,946 Once we get certified from him, 150 00:06:26,946 --> 00:06:29,292 we can start selling like a real farm. 151 00:06:29,292 --> 00:06:30,844 Have patience, wife. 152 00:06:30,844 --> 00:06:32,740 Soon our fortunes will change. 153 00:06:34,223 --> 00:06:35,672 Ooh, that must be him now! 154 00:06:38,052 --> 00:06:40,707 Yes, I'm with the State testing board. 155 00:06:40,707 --> 00:06:43,535 Is this... Tegridy Farms? 156 00:06:43,535 --> 00:06:46,846 Name's right there on the sign. Come on back! 157 00:06:48,295 --> 00:06:50,295 So, with this Vestin device, 158 00:06:50,295 --> 00:06:53,467 I can check not only the THC levels in your product, 159 00:06:53,467 --> 00:06:56,917 but also detect any impurities and give you a final score 160 00:06:56,917 --> 00:07:00,917 based on overall chemical makeup. 161 00:07:04,297 --> 00:07:05,297 Yep. 162 00:07:05,297 --> 00:07:07,263 That's good shit. 163 00:07:07,263 --> 00:07:11,953 Now let me test the levels in your organic house blend. 164 00:07:15,196 --> 00:07:18,196 Yep. That's good shit. 165 00:07:18,196 --> 00:07:20,678 Now what about the Tegridy Jungle Bud? 166 00:07:20,678 --> 00:07:22,162 Let's test it out. 167 00:07:28,370 --> 00:07:29,404 Whoa. 168 00:07:29,404 --> 00:07:30,508 Yeah? 169 00:07:30,508 --> 00:07:32,611 Whoa. Yeeeah?! 170 00:07:32,611 --> 00:07:34,681 I don't know what tegridy is, 171 00:07:34,681 --> 00:07:37,164 but that is some good shit! 172 00:07:37,164 --> 00:07:38,647 All right! 173 00:07:38,647 --> 00:07:41,303 ♪ Five, five dollar ♪ 174 00:07:41,303 --> 00:07:43,648 ♪ Five-dollar footlooong ♪ 175 00:07:47,063 --> 00:07:48,132 Butters?! 176 00:07:48,132 --> 00:07:49,338 Why'd you punch me, Eric?! 177 00:07:49,338 --> 00:07:50,407 I had to! 178 00:07:50,407 --> 00:07:51,890 I thought we were partners! 179 00:07:51,890 --> 00:07:53,511 Butters, next time when Kyle walks up to you 180 00:07:53,511 --> 00:07:54,995 and says "Are you selling vape stuff," 181 00:07:54,995 --> 00:07:56,857 You say, "No, I am not, Kyle." 182 00:07:56,857 --> 00:07:58,339 You punched me in the face! 183 00:07:58,339 --> 00:08:00,340 Butters, we have to be extra cautious right now 184 00:08:00,340 --> 00:08:02,720 or else we're -- hang on, hang on -- 185 00:08:03,927 --> 00:08:06,478 Hang on. 186 00:08:06,478 --> 00:08:08,410 Hang on. 187 00:08:09,686 --> 00:08:11,100 Okay, we have to be extra cautious, Butters. 188 00:08:11,100 --> 00:08:13,100 The whole operation is in a period of transition. 189 00:08:13,100 --> 00:08:15,067 What's that supposed to mean?! 190 00:08:15,067 --> 00:08:17,067 In case you haven't noticed, we're falling behind. 191 00:08:17,067 --> 00:08:18,963 We haven't sold enough product to pay off our overhead. 192 00:08:18,963 --> 00:08:20,826 The people I bought from are on my ass! 193 00:08:20,826 --> 00:08:22,171 Everything costs money, Butters. 194 00:08:22,171 --> 00:08:23,930 The pens, the juice, even that jacket I got you. 195 00:08:23,930 --> 00:08:24,964 We can't start getting sloppy now. 196 00:08:24,964 --> 00:08:26,137 Do you understand? 197 00:08:26,137 --> 00:08:27,276 Well, I don't know how this means 198 00:08:27,276 --> 00:08:28,620 you can go and punch me in the face -- 199 00:08:28,620 --> 00:08:30,000 Everything will make sense, Butters, I told you. 200 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,276 Just stick with the plan, okay? 201 00:08:35,828 --> 00:08:37,242 Did you know that vaping is way healthier 202 00:08:37,242 --> 00:08:41,002 than smoking cigarettes? 203 00:08:43,140 --> 00:08:44,450 All right, everyone! 204 00:08:44,450 --> 00:08:47,106 Who's ready for some farm-to-table supper?! 205 00:08:47,106 --> 00:08:49,003 We've got some hemp milk here... 206 00:08:49,003 --> 00:08:51,141 hemp-oil and vinegar bruschetta... 207 00:08:51,141 --> 00:08:52,969 some hemp seed tabouli. 208 00:08:52,969 --> 00:08:55,590 And guess what the napkins are made from? 209 00:08:56,659 --> 00:08:59,245 Oh, wonder who that could be. 210 00:09:04,418 --> 00:09:07,040 Howdy. What can I do ya for? 211 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:09,144 Is this Tegridy Farms? 212 00:09:09,144 --> 00:09:12,040 Yeah, name's right there on the sign. 213 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:13,972 Our company is interested in your product. 214 00:09:13,972 --> 00:09:15,765 We'd like to do some business with you. 215 00:09:15,765 --> 00:09:17,386 Really?! Hey, that'd be great! 216 00:09:17,386 --> 00:09:18,696 What kind of company -- 217 00:09:20,973 --> 00:09:22,594 We're one of the top vape companies 218 00:09:22,594 --> 00:09:23,766 in the state. 219 00:09:23,766 --> 00:09:25,802 We'd like to add your product to our line. 220 00:09:25,802 --> 00:09:27,836 Oh, no. Sorry. 221 00:09:27,836 --> 00:09:31,491 I don't want my Tegridy Bud put in those pussy sticks. 222 00:09:31,491 --> 00:09:32,803 Pussy sticks? 223 00:09:32,803 --> 00:09:33,906 Yeah, you know -- 224 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:35,768 penis pen, wussy vape, lady joints. 225 00:09:35,768 --> 00:09:37,837 Not on my farm, no sirree. 226 00:09:37,837 --> 00:09:39,597 You got a problem with vaping?! 227 00:09:39,597 --> 00:09:42,252 It's cleaner and healthier than traditional smoking! 228 00:09:42,252 --> 00:09:43,562 That's nice. 229 00:09:43,562 --> 00:09:45,183 Now, hows about you take that pussy stick 230 00:09:45,183 --> 00:09:47,046 and get off my farm before I shove it up your ass 231 00:09:47,046 --> 00:09:48,736 and you're blowing mist out your butthole. 232 00:09:48,736 --> 00:09:51,115 All right. 233 00:09:51,115 --> 00:09:52,737 You can be a part of progress 234 00:09:52,737 --> 00:09:54,289 or you can get run over by it. 235 00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:55,426 Yeah, whatever. 236 00:09:55,426 --> 00:09:57,082 All you're doin' is blowin' smoke -- 237 00:09:57,082 --> 00:09:59,462 Sorry, "fruity steam." Pussy. 238 00:09:59,462 --> 00:10:01,186 What happened to your accent? 239 00:10:01,186 --> 00:10:03,738 Go vape some more, ya fuckin' puss. 240 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:06,877 You'll be sorry! 241 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:17,154 I need to speak with the principal. 242 00:10:17,154 --> 00:10:18,982 Okay. What is it regarding? 243 00:10:18,982 --> 00:10:20,637 I'd rather just talk to him. 244 00:10:20,637 --> 00:10:24,706 Right through there, you're second in line. 245 00:10:24,706 --> 00:10:26,707 - Oh, hey, Kyle. - Hi, Kyle! 246 00:10:26,707 --> 00:10:28,052 What are you up to? 247 00:10:28,052 --> 00:10:29,569 You know what I'm up to. 248 00:10:29,569 --> 00:10:30,811 Okay, cool. But come check this out. 249 00:10:30,811 --> 00:10:32,295 This is really cool --Don't touch me. 250 00:10:32,295 --> 00:10:33,398 Just come -- No, just come see.D-D-Don't touch me. 251 00:10:33,398 --> 00:10:34,639 This is really cool 252 00:10:37,088 --> 00:10:39,847 You know, Kyle, people all need a way to relax. 253 00:10:39,847 --> 00:10:41,916 And there's no proof that vaping is that bad for you. 254 00:10:41,916 --> 00:10:43,675 You're selling it to kindergartners! 255 00:10:43,675 --> 00:10:45,193 Kindergartners need a break, too, Kyle! 256 00:10:45,193 --> 00:10:47,262 You know they took away their nap time. 257 00:10:47,262 --> 00:10:49,400 You're such penises.Would you rather 258 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:50,779 the kindergartners smoke cigarettes? 259 00:10:50,779 --> 00:10:52,780 Would you rather they drank?! That's not good! 260 00:10:52,780 --> 00:10:54,091 Kyle! Kyle, Kyle! Okay, okay! 261 00:10:54,091 --> 00:10:55,263 Just please listen, all right? 262 00:10:55,263 --> 00:10:57,642 The truth is... we want out. 263 00:10:57,642 --> 00:10:59,161 Butters and I thought we could just make some easy money. 264 00:10:59,161 --> 00:11:00,678 but you gotta pay off the sixth graders, 265 00:11:00,678 --> 00:11:01,988 then you gotta pay off the recess monitor 266 00:11:01,988 --> 00:11:02,988 to look the other way. 267 00:11:02,988 --> 00:11:04,334 We're in deep, Kyle. 268 00:11:04,334 --> 00:11:05,920 Just let us sell enough to get out of debt, 269 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:07,713 And we will stop, I swear it. 270 00:11:07,713 --> 00:11:09,231 You're so full of shit. 271 00:11:09,231 --> 00:11:11,163 Come on, Kyle. We all make mistakes. 272 00:11:11,163 --> 00:11:12,542 Did you already forget last week? 273 00:11:12,542 --> 00:11:14,887 You know... 274 00:11:14,887 --> 00:11:17,025 Ronan Farrow was here asking about you. 275 00:11:17,025 --> 00:11:19,370 Ronan Farrow? No, he wasn't. 276 00:11:19,370 --> 00:11:21,370 Yes, Kyle. He was right over there! 277 00:11:21,370 --> 00:11:22,819 Just, please, give us two days 278 00:11:22,819 --> 00:11:24,509 to make back the money we need to get out from under this, 279 00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:25,509 and we will stop. 280 00:11:25,509 --> 00:11:27,027 You have my word. 281 00:11:27,027 --> 00:11:29,923 Fine. But no more pushing it on little kids, you got that? 282 00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:32,441 Okay. I'll focus my marketing another direction. 283 00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:34,441 Thank you, Kyle. 284 00:11:53,203 --> 00:11:55,410 What ya doin', Joe? 285 00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:58,308 Oh, hey, Randy! We, uh, we sold the farm. 286 00:11:58,308 --> 00:11:59,928 Just like that, huh? 287 00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:01,928 You gonna let those people with pussy sticks 288 00:12:01,928 --> 00:12:03,445 take over everything? 289 00:12:03,445 --> 00:12:05,033 Yeah. They paid us great! 290 00:12:05,033 --> 00:12:07,102 My wife and I are gonna move to Maui! 291 00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:08,446 Oh. 292 00:12:08,446 --> 00:12:10,792 Well, I hope you didn't pack your tegridy. 293 00:12:10,792 --> 00:12:16,275 'Cause clearly... your tegridy ain't goin'. 294 00:12:21,242 --> 00:12:23,104 Are you still here? 295 00:12:23,104 --> 00:12:27,760 I-I didn't know chickens wore suspenders. 296 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:29,830 Agh. 297 00:12:33,450 --> 00:12:36,934 Man, am I feeling tired! 298 00:12:36,934 --> 00:12:38,865 All this hard work at school? 299 00:12:38,865 --> 00:12:42,107 Yeah! I wish I had a little pick-me-up! 300 00:12:42,107 --> 00:12:44,280 Something fresh and fruity to go with my lunch! 301 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,590 Just stop. It's so obvious what you guys are doing. 302 00:12:46,590 --> 00:12:48,556 It sounds so great right now! 303 00:12:48,556 --> 00:12:51,453 Can anyone help with some fun, fruity flavors? 304 00:12:55,212 --> 00:12:57,592 Oh, yeah! 305 00:12:59,110 --> 00:13:01,282 Hey, guys, it's the Vaping Man! 306 00:13:01,282 --> 00:13:03,593 What are you doing here, Vaping Man? 307 00:13:03,593 --> 00:13:06,421 I'm here to offer my fun, fruity flavors 308 00:13:06,421 --> 00:13:08,214 in a refreshing mist. 309 00:13:08,214 --> 00:13:11,146 Vaping? Hey, that's bad for you. 310 00:13:11,146 --> 00:13:12,939 Vaping's only for cool kids. 311 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,663 Can I talk to you for a second? 312 00:13:15,663 --> 00:13:17,078 Sure, Kyle. What is this about? 313 00:13:17,078 --> 00:13:18,595 Can I talk to you over here? 314 00:13:18,595 --> 00:13:19,975 Well, of course. 315 00:13:21,595 --> 00:13:23,389 What did I say about pushing it on little kids? 316 00:13:23,389 --> 00:13:24,872 How is this pushing it on little kids, Kyle? 317 00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:26,527 Fun, fruity Vaping Man?! 318 00:13:26,527 --> 00:13:27,907 It's marketing! 319 00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:29,459 Kyle, we have to make the money to pay off our dealer. 320 00:13:29,459 --> 00:13:31,046 How else are we supposed to do it? 321 00:13:31,046 --> 00:13:33,494 All right, how much do you owe the dealer? 322 00:13:33,494 --> 00:13:35,633 Why? How much? 323 00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:42,427 Isn't this great, Stan? 324 00:13:42,427 --> 00:13:44,048 Living off the land. 325 00:13:44,048 --> 00:13:45,599 No, it sucks. I hate this. 326 00:13:45,599 --> 00:13:46,944 I wanna go back home. 327 00:13:46,944 --> 00:13:49,221 Well, you see that? We're talkin' now. 328 00:13:49,221 --> 00:13:51,704 When was the last time we really talked like this? 329 00:13:51,704 --> 00:13:54,393 I hate you so much. 330 00:13:54,393 --> 00:13:56,670 I think we're having a breakthrough moment. 331 00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:59,429 I want to give you something, son. 332 00:13:59,429 --> 00:14:02,085 Something I made that I want you to have. 333 00:14:02,085 --> 00:14:04,154 It's a hemp hat. No. 334 00:14:04,154 --> 00:14:05,637 Come on. Let's just see how it fits. 335 00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:06,706 Please, no. 336 00:14:06,706 --> 00:14:08,914 Here just -- just look. Just try it. 337 00:14:08,914 --> 00:14:11,810 ♪ One, two princes kneel before you ♪ 338 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:14,810 ♪ One, two ♪Whoa. 339 00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:16,329 ♪ Princes kneel before you ♪ 340 00:14:18,087 --> 00:14:19,570 ♪ That's what I said, now ♪ 341 00:14:19,570 --> 00:14:20,984 ♪ Princes ♪ 342 00:14:23,433 --> 00:14:24,502 There you go, 343 00:14:24,502 --> 00:14:26,950 and thanks for shopping at Big Vape. 344 00:14:30,779 --> 00:14:32,158 That's him. 345 00:14:32,158 --> 00:14:33,158 That's my guy. 346 00:14:33,158 --> 00:14:35,469 There you are. You got my money? 347 00:14:35,469 --> 00:14:36,573 Kyle. 348 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:39,263 Look, my friend is very stupid 349 00:14:39,263 --> 00:14:41,436 and should have never gone into business with you. 350 00:14:41,436 --> 00:14:42,712 Who are you? 351 00:14:42,712 --> 00:14:44,401 I'm just seeing if I can help settle things. 352 00:14:44,401 --> 00:14:45,850 You probably don't realize it, 353 00:14:45,850 --> 00:14:47,989 but vaping is a really big problem at our school. 354 00:14:47,989 --> 00:14:49,196 Look, I'm just filling a job 355 00:14:49,196 --> 00:14:50,816 that somebody else would fill, all right? 356 00:14:50,816 --> 00:14:53,161 Okay, look, this is the money I've saved up 357 00:14:53,161 --> 00:14:54,402 from my past three birthdays. 358 00:14:54,402 --> 00:14:55,783 Can we call this even and end it? 359 00:14:55,783 --> 00:14:57,231 Aw, come on, man. 360 00:14:57,231 --> 00:14:59,128 I don't want to take your birthday money. 361 00:14:59,128 --> 00:15:00,335 Whoa. Hey, dude. 362 00:15:00,335 --> 00:15:01,680 Why is there a dead hooker next to you? 363 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,163 What? What? 364 00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:04,853 Dude, that is a dead hooker. What are you doing with it? 365 00:15:04,853 --> 00:15:05,991 I'm calling the cops! 366 00:15:05,991 --> 00:15:07,473 You just put that dead hooker there. 367 00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:08,750 Cartman, what are you doing? 368 00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:09,819 There's a dead hooker at the vape store! 369 00:15:09,819 --> 00:15:10,854 There! 370 00:15:10,854 --> 00:15:12,474 Ow! Oh, shit! 371 00:15:12,474 --> 00:15:13,750 Get the vaporizers and the cash! 372 00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:14,820 Get the cash, Kyle! 373 00:15:14,820 --> 00:15:16,269 W-What -- What are you doing? 374 00:15:16,269 --> 00:15:18,165 Just get the -- Oh, shit! Ronan Farrow!What?! 375 00:15:18,165 --> 00:15:19,613 Cartman get the stuff and the cash! 376 00:15:19,613 --> 00:15:21,476 Ronan Farrow, Kyle! We got to get out of here! 377 00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:26,097 Bless us, Lord, and our little cannabis farm. 378 00:15:26,097 --> 00:15:28,753 And may we always keep our tegridy. 379 00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:30,960 Amen. 380 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:33,202 So, how was everyone's day? 381 00:15:33,202 --> 00:15:35,134 Uh, well, not great. 382 00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:37,341 Uh, Stan got caught with a vaping pen. 383 00:15:38,927 --> 00:15:40,030 With a what?! 384 00:15:40,030 --> 00:15:41,238 You know, those little 385 00:15:41,238 --> 00:15:42,583 pen and cartridge things with the mist? 386 00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:44,135 Stan had a vape pen? 387 00:15:44,135 --> 00:15:46,652 You had a fucking vaping-- Get up to your room right now! 388 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:51,032 Way to underreact, Sharon! 389 00:15:52,549 --> 00:15:53,999 Where did you get this? 390 00:15:53,999 --> 00:15:56,654 It's not mine. I took it from a kindergartner. 391 00:15:56,654 --> 00:15:58,240 Yeah, right. 392 00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:00,689 My own son using a pussy stick. 393 00:16:00,689 --> 00:16:03,551 Don't you know what these things are doing to our way of life? 394 00:16:03,551 --> 00:16:05,413 I've had enough! 395 00:16:05,413 --> 00:16:06,517 What are you gonna do? 396 00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:08,346 You think I'm just gonna stand around 397 00:16:08,346 --> 00:16:10,242 while they destroy my family? 398 00:16:10,242 --> 00:16:12,173 We've worked this farm and this land 399 00:16:12,173 --> 00:16:14,174 for over four days. 400 00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:16,243 I'm not about to let some vape queens 401 00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:18,278 take it all away from us. 402 00:16:26,797 --> 00:16:28,314 Oh, hello, Kyle! 403 00:16:28,314 --> 00:16:29,797 Mr. Mackey, I need to talk to you 404 00:16:29,797 --> 00:16:31,417 about some things going on at school. 405 00:16:31,417 --> 00:16:33,350 M'kay. Like what? 406 00:16:33,350 --> 00:16:34,694 Oh, hi, Kyle! 407 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:35,694 Hey, Kyle! 408 00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:38,315 We were just talking to the counselor 409 00:16:38,315 --> 00:16:39,418 about some college opportunities. 410 00:16:39,418 --> 00:16:40,454 What are you doing here? 411 00:16:40,454 --> 00:16:42,247 You know what I'm doing here! 412 00:16:42,247 --> 00:16:44,454 Okay, well, we really should talk first, Kyle. No. 413 00:16:44,454 --> 00:16:45,799 Mr. Mackey, there's a big operation going on at the school. 414 00:16:45,799 --> 00:16:47,869 Kyle, things have changed. You need to listen. 415 00:16:47,869 --> 00:16:49,558 Things are getting out of control...Kyle, Kyle, just one minute. You want to hear this. 416 00:16:49,558 --> 00:16:50,765 ...and you need to know what's going on!You need to hear this! 417 00:16:50,765 --> 00:16:52,455 What?!We'll be right back, Mr. Mackey. 418 00:16:52,455 --> 00:16:53,456 M'kay! 419 00:16:54,456 --> 00:16:55,456 Let go of me! 420 00:16:55,456 --> 00:16:56,456 Kyle, listen. It's bad. 421 00:16:56,456 --> 00:16:57,801 What's bad? 422 00:16:57,801 --> 00:16:59,457 The guy we tried to frame at the vape shop. 423 00:16:59,457 --> 00:17:01,629 He was the one who the sixth graders got their shit from. 424 00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:03,354 The sixth graders are pissed at us, Kyle. 425 00:17:03,354 --> 00:17:04,836 We have to break into the vape shop 426 00:17:04,836 --> 00:17:06,734 and steal enough stuff to make the sixth graders happy. 427 00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,699 You guys decided to beat up the dealer. 428 00:17:08,699 --> 00:17:11,217 Yeah, but the sixth graders know you were there!How? 429 00:17:11,217 --> 00:17:12,527 'Cause Eric told them! 430 00:17:12,527 --> 00:17:14,356 We are all in this together, Kyle! 431 00:17:14,356 --> 00:17:15,769 We got to rob the vape shop, 432 00:17:15,769 --> 00:17:17,597 and then we can put this all behind us. 433 00:17:17,597 --> 00:17:19,667 Please, Kyle, we still got to pay people off. 434 00:17:22,805 --> 00:17:24,667 Oh, yeah! 435 00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:27,392 Hey, bitches! Where's my mother fuckin' money? 436 00:17:27,392 --> 00:17:29,875 Run! Aah! 437 00:17:38,221 --> 00:17:41,946 ♪ We're not indestructible ♪ 438 00:17:41,946 --> 00:17:45,740 ♪ Baby, better get that straight ♪ 439 00:17:45,740 --> 00:17:49,257 ♪ I think it's unbelievable ♪ 440 00:17:49,257 --> 00:17:52,637 ♪ How you give in to the hands of fate ♪ 441 00:17:52,637 --> 00:17:55,948 ♪ One, two, princes kneel before you ♪ 442 00:17:55,948 --> 00:17:57,120 ♪ That's what I said ♪ 443 00:18:00,259 --> 00:18:01,776 Randy, where are you going? 444 00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:04,673 Gonna go fight for my children's future. 445 00:18:21,952 --> 00:18:25,125 All right, you bunch of vape-smoking pussies. 446 00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:29,229 You try and take my way of life? 447 00:18:29,229 --> 00:18:31,298 Time to show you some tegridy. 448 00:18:31,298 --> 00:18:34,540 Tegridy? What's tegridy? 449 00:18:34,540 --> 00:18:35,919 Yeah! 450 00:18:35,919 --> 00:18:37,299 Ow! 451 00:18:37,299 --> 00:18:39,472 Ouch! Hey! 452 00:18:39,472 --> 00:18:42,541 Hyah! Hyah! 453 00:18:42,541 --> 00:18:44,575 Owie! 454 00:18:44,575 --> 00:18:48,990 Get your stupid mist out of my fucking face! 455 00:18:48,990 --> 00:18:51,439 Hey! I like to vape. 456 00:18:51,439 --> 00:18:52,991 You think I'm a pussy? 457 00:18:52,991 --> 00:18:54,543 Yup. 458 00:18:54,543 --> 00:18:56,612 Ow! 459 00:18:58,406 --> 00:19:01,440 Wow. You're so smart to think of a siphon, Kyle! 460 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,647 Just shut up and keep pumping. 461 00:19:03,647 --> 00:19:05,166 What are you kids doing? 462 00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:08,614 Aw, shit! 463 00:19:08,614 --> 00:19:10,994 You little hoodlums break in through the window? 464 00:19:10,994 --> 00:19:13,132 I ought to break your little legs! 465 00:19:13,132 --> 00:19:15,684 I don't think so. 466 00:19:15,684 --> 00:19:17,788 Mr. Marsh. 467 00:19:17,788 --> 00:19:20,581 Just what the Sam hell you boys doing here? 468 00:19:20,581 --> 00:19:22,168 All right, listen. 469 00:19:22,168 --> 00:19:23,892 I should have talked to an adult from the beginning. 470 00:19:23,892 --> 00:19:25,341 Kyle, what are you doing? 471 00:19:25,341 --> 00:19:27,134 There are these three big vaping syndicates at our school, 472 00:19:27,134 --> 00:19:28,824 and these guys are one of them.Kyle, no, no, no, no. 473 00:19:28,824 --> 00:19:30,963 They had someone buying stuff from here for them, 474 00:19:30,963 --> 00:19:32,411 and then they sold it to kids. 475 00:19:32,411 --> 00:19:33,790 Okay, Kyle, I'm calling Ronan Farrow. 476 00:19:33,790 --> 00:19:35,618 The sixth graders, these guys, and Becky Thompson 477 00:19:35,618 --> 00:19:37,309 are all at each other for control of the playground. 478 00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:39,550 Hello, Ronan? Eric Cartman. Yeah, hey. 479 00:19:39,550 --> 00:19:41,998 I was going to tell an adult, but these guys said they'd stop. 480 00:19:41,998 --> 00:19:44,172 So, you know Kyle? Yeah, well, you're right about him. 481 00:19:44,172 --> 00:19:46,792 It's good you came clean, son. 482 00:19:46,792 --> 00:19:48,516 It shows that you've got -- 483 00:19:52,414 --> 00:19:53,897 Didn't your mommy teach you 484 00:19:53,897 --> 00:19:56,104 it doesn't pay to mess with progress? 485 00:19:56,104 --> 00:19:59,105 Yeah. She taught me somethin' else, too. 486 00:19:59,105 --> 00:20:02,518 If you're gonna fight for your tegridy, 487 00:20:02,518 --> 00:20:05,002 don't forget to bring a towel. 488 00:20:05,002 --> 00:20:07,519 Vape on this, bitch! 489 00:20:10,245 --> 00:20:12,624 Yeah! 490 00:20:12,624 --> 00:20:14,900 Take that, stupid vaping! 491 00:20:25,453 --> 00:20:28,557 Move it, boys! Come on! Go, go, go! 492 00:20:58,941 --> 00:21:01,941 Does this mean we're out of the vaping business, fellas? 493 00:21:05,666 --> 00:21:07,908 ♪ It's in you ♪ 494 00:21:07,908 --> 00:21:10,012 ♪ It's in me ♪ 495 00:21:10,012 --> 00:21:13,909 ♪ A little somethin' called Tegridy ♪ 496 00:21:15,633 --> 00:21:17,703 Well, shit. 497 00:21:17,703 --> 00:21:20,944 Looks like we made it to another sunrise. 498 00:21:20,944 --> 00:21:23,290 Oh, God. This is just gonna get worse, isn't it? 499 00:21:23,290 --> 00:21:26,359 Yup, son. I think the fight's just startin'. 500 00:21:26,359 --> 00:21:29,257 Farmers like us are under attack. 501 00:21:29,257 --> 00:21:32,395 Yupper. We gots a lot of work to do. 502 00:21:32,395 --> 00:21:35,188 We can't let 'em take what makes us special. 503 00:21:35,188 --> 00:21:39,499 Tegridy Weed from Tegridy Farms. 504 00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:43,328 Made with a little Colorado tegridy. 505 00:21:43,328 --> 00:21:46,465 Comin' soon to a dispensary near you. 506 00:21:56,571 --> 00:21:57,674 Whoa. 507 00:21:57,674 --> 00:21:58,778 Yeah? 508 00:21:58,778 --> 00:22:00,881 Whoa. Yeeeah?! 509 00:22:00,881 --> 00:22:02,951 I don't know what tegridy is, 510 00:22:02,951 --> 00:22:05,158 but that is some good shit! 511 00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:06,641 All right!