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MANDY: My world was divided into
two kingdoms.

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There was Camelot,

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and then there was where I lived.

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MAN: Stay behind the red line
until you are clear.

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(SIREN BLARING)

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MAN: Only those with work visas for
Camelot will be allowed to pass.

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MANDY: Which we call Nottingham,

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as in not gated, not rich,
not popular, not cool.

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They didn't let us into their kingdom

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and they'd rarely sully themselves
by venturing into ours.

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(THAT STUFFPLAYING)

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On the day before my 18th birthday,
a terrible thought drifted into my head.

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What if I remained a crusty nobody

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for what little remained
of my high school life?

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were in the hottie or high hottie bracket,

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and most of the guys looked like

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they wandered out
of an Abercrombie and Fitch catalog.

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And then there is Drew Patterson.

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(SIGHS)

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l have been secretly in love with him
since seventh grade.

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All I wanted was for him
to just simply acknowledge me.

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To just say my name.

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(ALARM RINGING)

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But for that to happen,

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for me to finish this march through hell
they called high school

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and go out with style, I needed skills.

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I needed my Excalibur.

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WOMAN: Information is power.

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MANDY: The video phone.

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With such a weapon in hand, I might just
have a chance at becoming a somebody.

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There's just one hideous criminal
mastermind standing in my way.

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(KNOCK ON DOOR)

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Mandy, 7:22. Gonna be late.

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MANDY: My mom died when I was four.

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And even though he loves me,
Dad had issues about letting go.

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TOM: You want to make some kind of noise
so I know you're all right?

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(COUGHS)

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Thanks.

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(SINCERELY ME PLAYING
ON CAR RADIO)

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It's your birthday tomorrow, isn't it?

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Yeah.

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May have got a few surprises
up my sleeve.

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(CELL PHONE RINGING)

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-Hello?
-ALEXA: Mandy.

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(STATIC)

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-Alexa?
-Yeah.

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What? Hello?

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-I can't hear you.
-What?

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Okay, I can't talk now.

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-Dad.
-Yeah?

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I hope you know how much
I seriously need a new phone.

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What?

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I can't even begin to scheme or spy
or conspire like everyone else.

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It's such a burn. I'm in high school.

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-I need survival skills.
-Kitten, I...

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I am socially handicapped with this relic.

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I can't even send or receive
pictures or video.

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And can you possibly
stop calling me kitten?

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-What?
-I'm gonna be 18 years, not months.

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Okay?

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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

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Don't say it, don't say it, don't say it,
don't say it, don't say it, don't say it.

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Bye, kitten.

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(TOM HONKING HORN)

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(CELL PHONE RINGING)

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-Hello?
-Mandy?

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Cayenne.

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-Have you seen Drew yet?
-No, not yet.

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He must have been a great warrior
or a king in a past lifetime.

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I could write a thousand songs about him
and I'd just be scratching the surface.

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Mandy, he's right behind you.

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BOY: What's up, Drew?

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Good morning, Drew.

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Hey, there.

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Check it out.

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It's kind of cute in a pathetic way.

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Poor thing. Salivating over my Drew.

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So sad, knowing her whole life
she'll never know a hunk.

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You're mine.

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(ALL EXCLAIMING)

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I can't believe you did that.
Why didn't I think of it?

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LISA: Check it out,
granny panties up ahead.

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This is Lisa Cross reporting live
for the fashion challenged.

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(LAUGHING)

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Nice girdle, Granny.

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(BETTER PLAYING)

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(CELL PHONES RINGING)

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So you'll keep remembering me

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Better take a look at what you had

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Better figure out something the next time

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When you keep remembering me

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(BELL RINGING)

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Evil One's cruelty knows no bounds.
Your ass is on every phone in school.

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Forget about him, Mandy,
he's not only dating the Antichrist,

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but he's upper crust.

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And we are trying to claw our way up
to the middle-class.

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He lives in a gated community.

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We live in a dated community.

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Mandy, are you even listening to me?

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I don't care what you guys say.
I'm gonna get Drew to notice me.

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(WHISTLE BLOWING)

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The swim team? That's your plan to get
the Adonis of high school to notice you?

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You look like a whole new species.

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Maybe someone from
the Discovery Channel will notice you.

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Okay, the boys practice after sixth period
in pool one, the girls, pool two.

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It's at least a shot.

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(GROANS)

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I think you actually enjoy being a klutz,

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because you know how much happiness
it brings to others.

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(HEART BEATING)

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(COUGHING)

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(GASPING)

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(ECHOING)
Are you all right, Mandy?

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My name. You said my name.

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Your hands...

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Though tingly, maybe inappropriately
placed while we're on school property.

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Right.

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(CHUCKLES)

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I can't believe Drew actually noticed me.

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You were dying.
You were going into the light at his feet.

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Well, it's a start.

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(CELL PHONE RINGING)

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Hello?

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Tell Mandy to hide, Lisa's here.

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She's toxic.
She'll put a curse on her or something.

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In junior high,
I heard she made it rain toads.

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Alexa, what a pretty smock
and a name tag.

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(SPEAKING FRENCH)

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Very red state.

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-Mandy's not here right now in case you...
-I already saw her.

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You need to work on your lying.
It's a vital social skill.

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-Mandy.
-Hi.

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I didn't know frizzy hair was back in.

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Must be so humbling.

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Schlepping dog food around
for minimum wage.

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You are such an inspiration.

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Where are the dog collars?

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(WHISPERING) Drew lost his.

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Aisle four.

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You know what she's doing, don't you?

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She's trying to not so subtly show Drew
you're just a lowly shop girl.

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It's okay, I'm not ashamed
of being a shop girl.

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And caring for animals is not lowly.

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Sorry about Lisa
and her superiority complex.

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How you feeling?

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Great. Thanks again for saving my life.

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You're welcome.

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So, you've got a thing for animals?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, although Homo sapiens
can be difficult.

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I'm going to UCSB for zoology
and then I'm gonna be a vet.

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-How about you?
-USC, business school.

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The acorn doesn't fall far
from the tree and all that.

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Cool, follow your dream and all that.

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It's not my dream.

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Maybe you can help me.
My cat Andy's been feeling really funky.

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Well, is his tummy pouched out, bloated?

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Because if it is, he probably has worms.
You might want to try this.

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Six drops in every meal.

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Thanks, doc.

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Maybe I'll see you around?

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Yeah, maybe.

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Where might you see me around,
around where?

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I don't know.

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The commons, tomorrow after school?

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See you.

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(ALL SO DIFFERENT PLAYING)

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Freshman varsity football,
basketball, swim team.

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Voted best hair, best eyes, best kisser.

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(SIGHS)

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Drew Patterson
at the commons tomorrow.

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Who am I kidding?
I'm so not ready for this.

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TOM: Mandy, do you want some breakfast?

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(YAWNING)

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(SYMPHONY TO ODE TO JOY PLAYING)

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(CELL PHONE RINGING)

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Hello?

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Do you like it?

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Are you kidding? I love it!

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Yeah, I got one, too.

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-Oh, my gosh. Thanks, Daddy.
-Happy birthday, kitten.

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Now we can stay in contact 24/7.
It's gonna be great, right?

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Yeah, yeah, it'll be cool.
Here, make a mean face.

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You have your own special ring tone.

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All right, gift number two.

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Somebody, I think, asked for...

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Contacts? Oh, my gosh.
You have got to be kidding.

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(TOM LAUGHING)

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Yes, I'm not sure why you need them.
You're already too beautiful.

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00:11:47,239 --> 00:11:50,504
In fact, promise me you're not gonna go
hang out with the delinquents at the lake.

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00:11:50,576 --> 00:11:52,510
Dad. Okay, I won't. I promise.

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00:11:52,578 --> 00:11:54,876
I cannot wait
to show Alexa and Cayenne this.

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Oh, my gosh. Dad, you're the best.

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And I'm going to the commons
right after school.

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00:11:57,917 --> 00:11:59,316
Okay, okay. Hey, wait, wait, wait.

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There's one more birthday surprise,
perhaps the bestest.

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00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:07,656
You know how you've been talking
about going away to school, right?

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00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:11,094
Well, I think I may have found
the perfect compromise.

198
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:14,791
I've been working on this for a long time.
It's a duplex in Ventura.

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00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:17,927
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can commute
to UCSB. I can get to work.

200
00:12:18,003 --> 00:12:19,595
It's the same distance,
I'll show you on the computer.

201
00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:24,837
Anyways, I'm down here in this level and
you have this whole top floor to yourself.

202
00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:26,400
Huh?

203
00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:29,241
Boy.

204
00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:34,145
Those two apartments are so close.

205
00:12:34,653 --> 00:12:35,642
-Right?
-Yeah.

206
00:12:35,721 --> 00:12:38,713
Just like you and me. It's perfect.

207
00:12:44,663 --> 00:12:46,597
Hey, kitten, don't forget to floss.

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00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:48,690
(SCREAMING)

209
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,733
I couIdn't very well tell him
that the concept was only

210
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slightly less terrifying
than being buried alive.

211
00:12:54,306 --> 00:12:57,207
Especially after he just bought me
this massively cool phone.

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00:12:57,276 --> 00:13:00,609
You are officially out of the Stone Age.
You've evolved.

213
00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:05,412
So, the plan is we find a suitable place
for me to hang and be irresistibly alluring.

214
00:13:05,484 --> 00:13:07,543
And when we see him,
we casually blurt out,

215
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,952
''We know where
a certain sex goddess is.''

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00:13:10,022 --> 00:13:11,614
Battle stations.

217
00:13:12,424 --> 00:13:14,255
-WAITRESS: Here you go.
-Thanks.

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00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:18,989
CAYENNE: What if he's just playing her?

219
00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:21,032
I mean, forgive me for feeling like

220
00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:25,161
some teenage male as fresh as Drew
might be a tad insincere,

221
00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:27,330
but I don't want Mandy to get hurt.

222
00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:30,398
And I keep schooling you,
listen to the songs.

223
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:33,309
They tell all. People want to get hurt.

224
00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:36,746
They're just begging
to get their hearts broken.

225
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,011
What's up? Have you guys seen Mandy?

226
00:13:39,785 --> 00:13:41,980
Oh. Um...

227
00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:44,583
Hi, Drew.

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00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:46,523
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

229
00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:50,156
-ALEXA: Mandy?
-Yeah.

230
00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:56,993
Alexa, speak. Use your words.

231
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:04,332
-At Jalapeno's.
-Jalapeno's, great. Thanks.

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00:14:04,810 --> 00:14:06,209
Smile.

233
00:14:07,479 --> 00:14:08,571
Yes.

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00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:12,139
Oh, my God.

235
00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:13,446
(PANTING)

236
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:17,888
Oh, my God. Mouth's burning.
I need water, I need water. I need water!

237
00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:25,490
Guzzling right from the bev bar.
That is so Hercules.

238
00:14:26,732 --> 00:14:27,756
(CHUCKLING)

239
00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:28,925
Yes.

240
00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:31,798
Well, we all have our special talents.

241
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,840
Do you want a drink?
I could get you a beverage receptacle.

242
00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:36,101
(YOU ARE PART OF EVERYTHING PLAYING)

243
00:14:36,175 --> 00:14:37,938
A cup would be awesome.

244
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:39,806
Thanks.

245
00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:43,880
You know something funny?

246
00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:45,814
Some guys actually try out
for the boys' team,

247
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'cause the girls practice
in the pool next door.

248
00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:50,353
They think they'll notice them
or something.

249
00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:52,117
(LAUGHS ) Wow.

250
00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:56,416
That's a really doofus move. Lame.

251
00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:00,423
-I like your laugh.
-Thanks.

252
00:15:00,499 --> 00:15:02,729
God, Lisa hardly ever laughs.

253
00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:05,436
She's got a burning scream, though.

254
00:15:05,771 --> 00:15:07,830
And when does she...

255
00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:10,308
I mean, how do you know?

256
00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:14,034
Oh! Uh...

257
00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:17,446
Delete that, I so don't want to know
unsavory details.

258
00:15:17,516 --> 00:15:20,451
Scary movies.
She screams at scary movies.

259
00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:22,009
Scary movies.

260
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:23,418
Duh.

261
00:15:24,723 --> 00:15:26,850
-The new video phone?
-Yeah.

262
00:15:29,194 --> 00:15:31,355
Wow. Who's this scary dude?

263
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,092
-That's my dad.
-Wow. Okay.

264
00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:37,024
-Big Father's watching you.
-Yeah.

265
00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:40,801
Look, do you want to hang out?

266
00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:43,838
Well, what about Lisa?

267
00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:47,741
Lisa doesn't own me.
She just thinks she does.

268
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:51,742
We're having a kick-back.
Meet me at the lake in 20?

269
00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:53,944
Sure, 20.

270
00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:57,254
At the lake.

271
00:15:58,157 --> 00:15:59,749
-Hello.
-Hey, sis.

272
00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:03,354
Hey, Peyton. How you doing, buddy?

273
00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:06,125
Good to... Why does he run
to the other room every single time?

274
00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:08,723
Because he knows you, you know.
Children sense things.

275
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:12,862
And he senses that you're so busy being
controlling and overbearing with Mandy,

276
00:16:12,938 --> 00:16:15,600
you don't have time to bond
with your own nephew.

277
00:16:15,674 --> 00:16:18,302
I think that's unfair and judgmental.

278
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:20,636
You know, once Mandy goes off to college,

279
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,806
you won't be needing stuff in bulk
like this anymore,

280
00:16:22,881 --> 00:16:26,078
but you might just need a certain nephew
to help you fill the void.

281
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:28,711
There's not gonna be a void. Oh, no.

282
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:32,950
Perhaps you haven't really embraced
the concept of the plex.

283
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,190
You see, and let me explain this again...

284
00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:38,229
God, you can't be serious
about this duplex thing.

285
00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:40,231
I'm very serious. And look at this.

286
00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:42,824
I got one for Mandy and myself.
We each have one.

287
00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:44,926
So no matter where she goes,
no matter what she does,

288
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:48,531
no matter who she's doing it with,
I'm right there with her the whole time.

289
00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:50,131
How genius is that?

290
00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:53,007
-And you think that's a good thing?
-Yeah.

291
00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:57,178
God, she's not a little girl anymore,
she's a woman, Tom.

292
00:16:57,249 --> 00:16:59,012
-Yeah.
-This is the time where you need to

293
00:16:59,084 --> 00:17:02,417
-learn to let go, not hold on tighter.
-I know that.

294
00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:05,455
What, you think I don't know that?

295
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:07,925
No, you don't.

296
00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:11,556
(DAY IN THE SUN PLAYING)

297
00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:16,461
Just having fun with my day in the sun

298
00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:19,935
Taking off with the wind in my hair

299
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,307
Make no plans, I have no...

300
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,434
(GIRL CHATTERING ON CELL PHONE)

301
00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:28,173
-Hey, have you seen Drew?
-Do you mind?

302
00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:32,375
Sorry, I can't hear you.
Some idiot's talking to me.

303
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:39,523
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

304
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:46,695
-Hey, where are you?
-To your left, I'll come to you.

305
00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:55,063
(EX CLAIMS)

306
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:58,268
It's time to take
the training wheels off, kiddo.

307
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:04,805
Hey.

308
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,009
Oh!

309
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:13,948
Lisa, sweetie.

310
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:17,429
We have a serious 911 situation
on our hands.

311
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:19,829
(SCREAMING)

312
00:18:19,898 --> 00:18:20,922
(UNSTOPPABLE PLAYING)

313
00:18:20,999 --> 00:18:21,988
(TIRES SQUEALING)

314
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:27,064
That's me, I'm unstoppable

315
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:30,968
I've been wanting to ask you something.

316
00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:35,138
Why did you want to hang out with me?

317
00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:38,274
-I'm not really one of you people.
-You people?

318
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:39,406
Ouch!

319
00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:43,251
No, no, no.
I just meant, objectively speaking.

320
00:18:43,922 --> 00:18:46,516
I'm not really your type,
you know, whatsoever.

321
00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:49,390
I'm not exactly a prom queen or anything.

322
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,023
Well,

323
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:54,690
maybe I dig you because
you're not like everybody else.

324
00:18:54,766 --> 00:18:57,701
And I feel like I can be myself around you.

325
00:18:59,938 --> 00:19:01,735
And I like your eyes.

326
00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:03,868
And...

327
00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:08,741
Does a guy really have to explain
why he thinks a girl's hot?

328
00:19:10,549 --> 00:19:13,643
-You think I'm hot?
-Totally.

329
00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:39,738
I swear I'm gonna hurl.

330
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,312
(RINGING)

331
00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:47,244
I think it's Mandy's. She dropped it.

332
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:53,989
And that looks like a parental unit.

333
00:19:56,094 --> 00:19:58,426
Hello? Who am I speaking to?

334
00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:01,933
This is Mandy's father.
Who am I speaking to?

335
00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:04,364
It's Mandy's father.

336
00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:06,794
Well, you're in luck.

337
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:10,603
I think your little angel's
around here somewhere.

338
00:20:12,477 --> 00:20:15,002
Mandy, it's for you, sweetie.

339
00:20:17,115 --> 00:20:18,173
(GASPS) No!

340
00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:25,550
TOM: Hello, Mandy? Hello? Mandy, hello?

341
00:20:26,658 --> 00:20:29,593
-Dad?
-Yeah, hi. Where are you?

342
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:30,884
Uh...

343
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:33,929
The commons.

344
00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:36,263
Really? Show me.

345
00:20:37,769 --> 00:20:38,929
Excuse me?

346
00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:44,067
Mandy, I need you to show me a picture
with your phone of the commons.

347
00:20:44,676 --> 00:20:45,734
Now.

348
00:20:59,157 --> 00:21:00,181
ALEXA: Hi.

349
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:07,057
I love what they've done with the place.
I'll see you at home in 10 minutes.

350
00:21:11,069 --> 00:21:12,058
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

351
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:16,237
Sorry, I have to go.
It was really nice knowing you.

352
00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:19,973
-I hope you can make it to my funeral.
-Wait. Look.

353
00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:25,180
Saturday night, I'm having this party and
I was wondering if you wanted to come.

354
00:21:25,684 --> 00:21:28,084
I'll leave your name at the gate.

355
00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:32,016
-Wait, are you...
-Asking you out?

356
00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:33,950
Yes.

357
00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:37,093
Mandy, will you go out with me?

358
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,432
To your party?

359
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:45,527
I mean, the biggest, most glamorous,
important party of the year?

360
00:21:46,605 --> 00:21:47,936
-Me?
-Yeah.

361
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,934
-With you?
-Yeah.

362
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:53,375
So you'll come?
I mean, what could possibly stop you?

363
00:21:55,847 --> 00:21:56,939
You're grounded.

364
00:21:57,015 --> 00:22:00,951
No! No, no, no. Dad, Dad, Dad. Wait. Okay.
You don't understand.

365
00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:04,055
I can't be grounded, okay?
Okay, do you not get it?

366
00:22:04,122 --> 00:22:05,817
Dad, he is like the hottest guy in school

367
00:22:05,891 --> 00:22:08,758
and he asked me to his party
this weekend, Dad.

368
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:11,193
Dad, it is Drew Patterson.

369
00:22:11,963 --> 00:22:16,127
Drew Patterson, right. He's the rabid
primate that was groping you.

370
00:22:16,935 --> 00:22:20,701
It's amazing how you can watch
these videos over and over and over.

371
00:22:20,772 --> 00:22:22,535
Dad, we are not bonding here.

372
00:22:22,607 --> 00:22:25,940
The problem, Mandy, is that this is just
another example of how you don't listen.

373
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:28,946
As a matter of fact,
you're double-grounded.

374
00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:31,311
-Double-grounded?
-I'm sorry, did I say double?

375
00:22:31,383 --> 00:22:33,283
'Cause I meant triple.

376
00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:34,879
Triple-grounded?

377
00:22:34,953 --> 00:22:38,616
Yeah, 'cause you can't go out, you can't
use your phone and you can't watch TV.

378
00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:40,487
Or use your computer.

379
00:22:40,959 --> 00:22:42,449
That's four things.

380
00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:44,324
Shall we go for five?

381
00:22:53,405 --> 00:22:56,465
MANDY: Trapped, a prisoner in
my own home.

382
00:22:58,744 --> 00:23:01,838
The only thing that keeps me going
is the dream.

383
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:05,478
Call me.

384
00:23:06,785 --> 00:23:07,809
(GASPS)

385
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:10,150
Mandy, you want some breakfast?

386
00:23:11,923 --> 00:23:15,552
Just slide it under the door
like all the other prisoners.

387
00:23:16,161 --> 00:23:17,150
(CELL PHONE BUZZING)

388
00:23:24,202 --> 00:23:25,863
What's that noise?

389
00:23:26,772 --> 00:23:29,172
My electric tooth brush.

390
00:23:30,108 --> 00:23:31,973
I'm brushing my teeth.

391
00:23:32,511 --> 00:23:33,500
Mmm-hmm.

392
00:23:34,713 --> 00:23:35,805
Hi.

393
00:23:35,881 --> 00:23:40,147
Hey, the drops worked.
My cat Andy is totally cool now, thanks.

394
00:23:40,719 --> 00:23:43,517
Check out my page
on the Living Scrapbook website, okay?

395
00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:46,421
-Sure.
-You are coming tonight, aren't you?

396
00:23:46,725 --> 00:23:49,216
Of course you are.
I'm gonna grab some sick music.

397
00:23:49,294 --> 00:23:51,387
-I'll see you tonight.
-Bye.

398
00:23:59,838 --> 00:24:01,066
Undeclared?

399
00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:04,137
(SCREAMS)

400
00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:09,542
You all right? I'm not deaf, you know.

401
00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:13,482
I hear sounds.
Conversations on the phone.

402
00:24:14,386 --> 00:24:16,047
Grounded, come on.

403
00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:17,979
Kitten.

404
00:24:18,056 --> 00:24:21,856
Dad, is it possible that you're overreacting
with far too much aggression

405
00:24:21,927 --> 00:24:24,760
to such a minor transgression?

406
00:24:24,996 --> 00:24:26,463
(PHONE RINGING)

407
00:24:27,432 --> 00:24:28,626
Hello?

408
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,434
Why, no, Alexa, she can't speak with you
because she's grounded.

409
00:24:31,503 --> 00:24:33,528
Not sure you got the memo.

410
00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:36,266
-No, I'm not insane.
-Yes, you are.

411
00:24:36,775 --> 00:24:38,902
No, no, I'm sure it's an emergency.
It's just that she's grounded.

412
00:24:38,977 --> 00:24:41,411
That's why she can't talk to you.

413
00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:43,941
Yeah, when you don't listen.

414
00:24:44,216 --> 00:24:46,650
I'll take this, Miss Consequences.

415
00:24:46,785 --> 00:24:50,312
Breakfast, on the other hand, is out here,
in case you want it.

416
00:24:50,388 --> 00:24:51,377
(DOOR CLOSING)

417
00:24:53,425 --> 00:24:56,485
Grounded. I can't believe I'm grounded.

418
00:24:57,796 --> 00:24:58,785
(SIGHING)

419
00:25:00,232 --> 00:25:02,132
What am I going to do?

420
00:25:05,203 --> 00:25:06,693
I need a sign.

421
00:25:10,976 --> 00:25:12,739
My Magic 8 Ball.

422
00:25:16,648 --> 00:25:20,015
Magic 8 Ball, keeper of all wisdom,

423
00:25:20,085 --> 00:25:22,417
speak to me in my time of need.

424
00:25:23,655 --> 00:25:27,182
I've heard the siren song
of a hot teenage male.

425
00:25:28,326 --> 00:25:33,491
Is it my destiny to boldly venture forth
to this party tonight?

426
00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:42,237
Let me try that again.

427
00:26:00,926 --> 00:26:02,416
But, of course.

428
00:26:03,094 --> 00:26:04,891
(BECAUSE I'M AWESOME PLAYING)

429
00:26:05,597 --> 00:26:07,497
And I'll beat you

430
00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:09,158
'Cause I'm awesome

431
00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:12,863
-I'm a leader, I'm a winner
-I'm a leader, I'm a winner

432
00:26:12,938 --> 00:26:14,565
-And I'm cleaner
-And I'm cleaner

433
00:26:14,639 --> 00:26:16,368
-'Cause I'm awesome
-'Cause I'm awesome

434
00:26:16,474 --> 00:26:17,941
-I don't need you
-I don't need you

435
00:26:18,009 --> 00:26:19,636
-'Cause I'm neat-o
-'Cause I'm neat-o

436
00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:21,405
-And I'll beat you
-And I'll beat you

437
00:26:21,479 --> 00:26:24,380
'Cause I'm awesome, uh-huh!

438
00:26:27,619 --> 00:26:30,747
-Dad, I was just wondering...
-The answer's no.

439
00:26:31,823 --> 00:26:32,949
Fine.

440
00:26:33,825 --> 00:26:37,556
I guess there is a first time for everything.
Even a D minus.

441
00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:39,453
I'm sorry, what?

442
00:26:39,764 --> 00:26:40,753
Oh.

443
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:43,333
-Now he listens.
-Yeah.

444
00:26:43,468 --> 00:26:47,666
Okay, Dad. I have a totally for-real
legitimate homework 911 crisis.

445
00:26:47,739 --> 00:26:50,071
I have to go to Alexa's house
to study history and econ.

446
00:26:50,141 --> 00:26:51,335
We have finals.

447
00:26:51,409 --> 00:26:56,642
So you expect me to believe that
on the night of this wildly important party,

448
00:26:56,715 --> 00:27:00,481
you're gonna go out,
but you're gonna study at Alexa's.

449
00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:03,182
When life hands me a lemon,

450
00:27:03,254 --> 00:27:04,551
that's you,

451
00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:06,113
I make lemonade,

452
00:27:06,191 --> 00:27:09,058
by studying hard, so I can get
good grades to get into a good school

453
00:27:09,127 --> 00:27:11,960
and become
a productive member of society.

454
00:27:12,297 --> 00:27:14,731
Yeah, the lemon's not really buying that.

455
00:27:18,703 --> 00:27:21,604
It's fine. I understand.

456
00:27:22,607 --> 00:27:24,336
You don't trust me.

457
00:27:24,709 --> 00:27:28,611
And even though that eviscerates
my very well-being, it's fine.

458
00:27:29,381 --> 00:27:32,714
I'll just stay here and wallow in despair.

459
00:27:33,284 --> 00:27:35,684
Probably scar myself for life,
but don't worry, okay?

460
00:27:35,754 --> 00:27:38,222
-No.
-I'm sure eventually, I'll forgive you,

461
00:27:38,289 --> 00:27:40,814
by the time
you start collecting social security.

462
00:27:40,892 --> 00:27:43,326
But seriously, I have to study.

463
00:27:44,929 --> 00:27:48,626
Let me ask you this,
will Alexa's mom be there?

464
00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:49,689
Yes.

465
00:27:50,201 --> 00:27:53,364
So we'd have genuine authentic
adult supervision.

466
00:27:54,439 --> 00:27:56,669
All right, I'm gonna say okay.

467
00:27:57,275 --> 00:27:59,300
But there are some rules.

468
00:27:59,778 --> 00:28:03,373
First of all, you can have your phone back.
That's exciting.

469
00:28:03,448 --> 00:28:05,678
But you're not allowed to make any calls.

470
00:28:05,750 --> 00:28:09,584
In fact, you're not allowed to receive
any calls, other than from me.

471
00:28:09,654 --> 00:28:12,817
And I'm gonna be calling every half hour.

472
00:28:12,891 --> 00:28:17,157
You know, just to make sure
everything's going well with the studies.

473
00:28:18,096 --> 00:28:21,463
Thanks, Dad. I really appreciate you
trusting me so much

474
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:23,626
-you're putting me under phone arrest.
-Well.

475
00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:26,671
You've given a whole new meaning
to the term cell phone.

476
00:28:26,738 --> 00:28:27,932
Enjoy.

477
00:28:28,773 --> 00:28:31,708
And don't worry, I don't need the car.
I can just walk.

478
00:28:31,776 --> 00:28:35,644
It's not like the hills are crawling
with low-lifes or escaped mental patients,

479
00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:38,182
convicts and gangsters
with guns and knives.

480
00:28:38,249 --> 00:28:41,685
Please take the car,
I wouldn't have it any other way.

481
00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:44,848
Okay, if you insist.

482
00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:49,023
But I need you to know
that I'm not really a monster.

483
00:28:49,094 --> 00:28:50,618
It's just that other than love,

484
00:28:50,695 --> 00:28:54,688
the most important thing
between a daughter and father is trust.

485
00:28:55,133 --> 00:28:57,294
Of course, Dad. And I want to trust you.

486
00:28:57,368 --> 00:29:01,930
Seriously, one more deception,
you're staying here. There's no UCSB.

487
00:29:02,006 --> 00:29:05,999
You're gonna live here
and you're gonna go to junior college.

488
00:29:07,345 --> 00:29:08,744
Study well.

489
00:29:24,462 --> 00:29:25,451
I thought you said she was grounded.

490
00:29:25,530 --> 00:29:27,327
BLAIR: Well, that's what
Teddy heard from Buck's sister.

491
00:29:27,398 --> 00:29:28,422
LISA: So?

492
00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:30,331
They have a friend
who's in Cayenne's Spanish class.

493
00:29:30,401 --> 00:29:32,392
That's great intel, guys.

494
00:29:36,174 --> 00:29:37,869
LISA: What is she doing?

495
00:29:43,381 --> 00:29:45,542
Why does she have a backpack?

496
00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:47,608
-What's in her backpack?
-Books?

497
00:29:47,685 --> 00:29:50,210
No one carries books in a backpack.

498
00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:52,757
That little wench is up to something.

499
00:29:59,998 --> 00:30:00,987
(DRIVE PLAYING)

500
00:30:01,065 --> 00:30:04,398
Loving it all, I've got it made

501
00:30:04,502 --> 00:30:07,699
Now I'm the one who is ashamed

502
00:30:07,772 --> 00:30:09,069
I had her heart

503
00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:11,040
It was in my hands

504
00:30:21,286 --> 00:30:23,117
She didn't take her backpack.

505
00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:25,645
(KNOCK ON DOOR)

506
00:30:29,861 --> 00:30:31,852
You're here. It's a prison break.

507
00:30:31,930 --> 00:30:33,090
If only.

508
00:30:33,164 --> 00:30:36,065
You know those electronic cuffs
they put on criminals' ankles?

509
00:30:36,568 --> 00:30:38,035
This is worse.

510
00:30:38,102 --> 00:30:41,094
My dad's gonna call every half hour
to check in on me.

511
00:30:42,140 --> 00:30:43,664
Nail scissors.

512
00:30:44,042 --> 00:30:45,339
No, thanks. I'm fine.

513
00:30:46,477 --> 00:30:48,342
Get me nail scissors.

514
00:30:56,588 --> 00:30:59,557
Pay attention. You might learn something.

515
00:31:00,258 --> 00:31:01,486
(CAR DOOR OPENING)

516
00:31:03,561 --> 00:31:07,053
Your father is Big Brother
and he's watching you.

517
00:31:07,999 --> 00:31:10,467
My one shot at
high school nirvana is blown.

518
00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:11,968
(SHADOWS OF THE NIGHT
PLAYING ON TV)

519
00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:13,697
What are you watching?

520
00:31:13,771 --> 00:31:16,262
Just reliving my glory year.

521
00:31:16,341 --> 00:31:20,038
Ninth grade, the talent show.
Cayenne and I rocked the house.

522
00:31:20,478 --> 00:31:22,412
It's been all downhill since then.

523
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:25,608
That is so not true.
If anything, you've gotten better.

524
00:31:25,683 --> 00:31:27,082
I've seen you play like a thousand times.

525
00:31:27,151 --> 00:31:29,119
You could so be
a big glamorous star right now.

526
00:31:29,187 --> 00:31:32,588
Yeah, except for the minor detail
of my vocal cords freezing,

527
00:31:32,657 --> 00:31:35,592
the panic attacks and
the projectile vomiting

528
00:31:35,660 --> 00:31:37,321
if I set foot on stage.

529
00:31:37,395 --> 00:31:39,022
-Hey, guys.
-Hey.

530
00:31:39,697 --> 00:31:42,325
Alexa, do you have anything I can eat?

531
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:45,301
What, the Twinkies and the Skittles
aren't gonna hold you?

532
00:31:48,206 --> 00:31:50,606
(ALEXA SINGING SHADOWS OF THE NIGHT
ON TV)

533
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:59,782
DANNY: So this Mandy Gilbert girl...
BOY: She's got some sweet boobsicles.

534
00:31:59,851 --> 00:32:01,478
No wonder Drew's trying...

535
00:32:01,552 --> 00:32:03,110
DANNY: Yeah, but she's not
girlfriend material.

536
00:32:03,187 --> 00:32:05,655
He's just gonna do her and drop her.
You know, hit and run.

537
00:32:05,723 --> 00:32:08,988
BOY: Yeah. Strictly a hump and dump.
And then rush her out.

538
00:32:09,661 --> 00:32:11,094
Hit and run?

539
00:32:11,596 --> 00:32:13,393
Hump and dump? Rush her?

540
00:32:13,498 --> 00:32:14,760
(EXCLAIMING IN DISGUST)

541
00:32:14,832 --> 00:32:16,163
Where did you find this?s

542
00:32:16,234 --> 00:32:18,759
Melissa Gilcrest was
under the bleachers at school.

543
00:32:18,836 --> 00:32:20,531
She just sent it to me, but...

544
00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:22,835
Okay, I kept asking myself, you know,

545
00:32:22,907 --> 00:32:26,968
what would a fly guy like Drew
want with our dear sweet Mandy?

546
00:32:27,045 --> 00:32:28,376
And then it hit me.

547
00:32:29,013 --> 00:32:30,708
The ritual sacrifice.

548
00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:34,240
What are you saying?
Drew Patterson is an Aztec?

549
00:32:34,852 --> 00:32:36,786
Definitely a descendant.

550
00:32:36,854 --> 00:32:39,288
Because every year at the Patterson bash,

551
00:32:39,357 --> 00:32:42,326
a Patterson boy
takes a girl up to the tower

552
00:32:43,061 --> 00:32:46,758
where he deflowers them in the shower.

553
00:32:46,831 --> 00:32:50,733
Okay. Drew is no different.
He's gonna be just like his big brothers.

554
00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:52,429
That whole thing is stupid gossip.

555
00:32:52,503 --> 00:32:54,801
It's more than gossip. It's a rumor.

556
00:32:55,139 --> 00:32:56,128
I say we tell her.

557
00:32:56,207 --> 00:32:58,903
I say you keep your mouth shut
and let her dream.

558
00:32:59,143 --> 00:33:00,770
Guys, it's 5:28.

559
00:33:00,845 --> 00:33:02,403
We've only got two minutes
until my dad calls,

560
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,948
and I promised him
your mom would be here. Where is she?

561
00:33:05,016 --> 00:33:07,712
AA meeting. And then she's meeting
Jennifer for a drink.

562
00:33:08,386 --> 00:33:12,755
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

563
00:33:13,725 --> 00:33:14,714
Home movies.

564
00:33:14,792 --> 00:33:16,919
Do you have any home movies
of your mom?

565
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:19,520
I don't know. She hates being videotaped.

566
00:33:19,597 --> 00:33:22,225
Come on, you have to have something.
He's gonna call any minute.

567
00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:23,289
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

568
00:33:23,368 --> 00:33:25,836
-What the hell is that?
-I got a million videotapes around here.

569
00:33:25,903 --> 00:33:28,463
-Hey, Dad.
-Hey, Mandy, just checking in.

570
00:33:28,539 --> 00:33:29,904
What you doing?

571
00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:34,406
ALEXA: '91, no. '94, no.

572
00:33:34,479 --> 00:33:35,946
Reading 1984.

573
00:33:36,614 --> 00:33:39,708
Yeah, I'm right at the part where
Winston is about to go stark raving mad.

574
00:33:39,784 --> 00:33:41,115
You know, because he can't escape

575
00:33:41,185 --> 00:33:43,653
the relentless, meddling, intrusive gaze
of Big Brother.

576
00:33:43,721 --> 00:33:46,155
Oh, my God. Our first talent show.

577
00:33:46,791 --> 00:33:48,190
Hey, what's that?

578
00:33:48,259 --> 00:33:49,487
ALEXA: We'll watch it.

579
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:51,289
There are boys there?

580
00:33:51,362 --> 00:33:53,694
-Guys. Guys.
-Okay. Perfect.

581
00:33:53,765 --> 00:33:55,699
Dad, no. There's no boys here.

582
00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:57,962
And Alexa's mom is
around here somewhere.

583
00:33:58,036 --> 00:34:00,971
Would it be too much trouble
if I asked to see her?

584
00:34:02,106 --> 00:34:03,403
Uh...

585
00:34:03,474 --> 00:34:04,907
All right, Dad.

586
00:34:06,010 --> 00:34:08,604
All right. If you insist.

587
00:34:09,013 --> 00:34:10,810
Kind of. I do. Yeah.

588
00:34:20,825 --> 00:34:23,350
Get out of here! Out! Get out!

589
00:34:23,428 --> 00:34:24,656
-Get out!
-Jeez! Stop!

590
00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:27,061
Mandy, thanks. I'll call back in a half hour.

591
00:34:27,131 --> 00:34:28,655
But the... Yeah.

592
00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:32,165
Okay. Bye.

593
00:34:33,304 --> 00:34:34,464
(LAUGHS)

594
00:34:35,139 --> 00:34:36,163
Wow.

595
00:34:37,408 --> 00:34:41,139
That was seriously insanely stressful.
I cannot believe it worked.

596
00:34:41,212 --> 00:34:43,407
You guys, we can do this.

597
00:34:43,481 --> 00:34:46,041
We can totally punk my dad.
He's only going to call twice an hour.

598
00:34:46,117 --> 00:34:48,642
You think we can pull off
such a radical punk?

599
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:51,916
Mandy, your rampaging hormones are
making you delusional. Be reasonable.

600
00:34:51,989 --> 00:34:53,684
Drew Patterson's waiting for me,

601
00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:56,659
ergo, tonight's not about
being reasonable.

602
00:35:10,541 --> 00:35:11,565
Lisa.

603
00:35:11,642 --> 00:35:13,701
She scares me.

604
00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:17,475
That vial she wears around her neck,
it's got Marilyn Manson's blood in it.

605
00:35:17,548 --> 00:35:20,642
-Marilyn Manson doesn't have blood.
-CAYENNE: She's psycho, okay.

606
00:35:20,718 --> 00:35:24,119
Don't go to the dark side, Mandy.
That's just what she wants.

607
00:35:27,558 --> 00:35:29,822
You're right. I'm not gonna get mad.

608
00:35:31,462 --> 00:35:33,430
We're gonna go shopping.

609
00:35:33,898 --> 00:35:37,265
We have to find a seriously wicked outfit.

610
00:35:58,923 --> 00:36:01,949
Should've known trashing
that crappy little rag wouldn't stop her.

611
00:36:02,026 --> 00:36:04,256
She's probably gonna try
and score some killer outfit.

612
00:36:04,328 --> 00:36:06,228
What if she finds something
outrageously cool?

613
00:36:06,297 --> 00:36:09,391
Highly doubtful.
But I'm not taking any chances.

614
00:36:10,067 --> 00:36:14,367
Remember when Four Eyes ate that
macadamia nut cookie in second grade,

615
00:36:14,438 --> 00:36:16,929
and puffed up like a blowfish?

616
00:36:27,318 --> 00:36:29,445
How am I gonna get her
to chow down on it?

617
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:33,889
Tell her it's free.
Tell her it's orgasmic, whatever.

618
00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:35,858
Just make sure
she puts it into her pie hole.

619
00:36:47,939 --> 00:36:49,065
Are you kidding me?

620
00:36:49,140 --> 00:36:51,870
A $10 Scoopy Yogurt card
just for trying this?

621
00:36:52,176 --> 00:36:53,302
(EXCLAIMS)

622
00:36:53,377 --> 00:36:54,935
This is my lucky day.

623
00:37:00,985 --> 00:37:02,919
It's like a sauna in there.

624
00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:06,748
You know, I feel really bloated.
I mean, nothing is looking good on me.

625
00:37:11,295 --> 00:37:12,887
Mandy...

626
00:37:12,964 --> 00:37:14,329
Your face.

627
00:37:14,832 --> 00:37:16,231
It's alive.

628
00:37:16,867 --> 00:37:18,767
What's happening to you?

629
00:37:18,836 --> 00:37:21,361
Jeez Louise, you guys.
What is the big deal?

630
00:37:23,975 --> 00:37:26,136
Oh, my God. I have butt face.

631
00:37:26,978 --> 00:37:28,002
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

632
00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:29,774
It's my dad.

633
00:37:32,183 --> 00:37:33,445
Hey, Dad.

634
00:37:33,517 --> 00:37:34,916
I know you probably want
to see us hard at work.

635
00:37:34,986 --> 00:37:36,613
So here it goes.

636
00:37:44,195 --> 00:37:47,392
Great, girls. Keep up the good work.
I'll call you back.

637
00:37:47,465 --> 00:37:48,489
Bye.

638
00:37:50,735 --> 00:37:52,464
It worked. I'm safe.

639
00:37:53,771 --> 00:37:54,863
(LISA LAUGHING)

640
00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:56,497
Not for long.

641
00:37:58,909 --> 00:38:00,399
Butt face!

642
00:38:00,711 --> 00:38:01,905
(ALL LAUGHING)

643
00:38:01,979 --> 00:38:03,708
-Butt face!
-Butt face.

644
00:38:06,717 --> 00:38:08,184
Crap, this is a nightmare.

645
00:38:10,988 --> 00:38:14,389
Take some of my Lexadril.
I use it for my allergies. It works.

646
00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:15,482
Here.

647
00:38:21,699 --> 00:38:22,961
(KIDS SCREAMING)

648
00:38:27,104 --> 00:38:29,470
MANDY: It's amazing.
It works, like, right away.

649
00:38:29,540 --> 00:38:32,008
-Are you sure you're okay now?
-I'm fine.

650
00:38:33,778 --> 00:38:34,836
Easy.

651
00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:40,007
Not too much. It makes you sleepy.

652
00:38:41,552 --> 00:38:45,249
Don't be ridiculous, you guys.
I'm not even tired.

653
00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:48,781
There is no way I'm going to fall asleep.

654
00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:54,092
-Mandy!
-Mandy!

655
00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:55,359
Mandy. Here.

656
00:38:57,034 --> 00:38:58,626
Have you seen Mandy?

657
00:38:58,703 --> 00:39:00,136
She's not here.

658
00:39:01,072 --> 00:39:03,063
Your lying skills haven't improved.

659
00:39:03,140 --> 00:39:04,767
We saw her at the makeup counter.

660
00:39:04,842 --> 00:39:06,173
Her face was huge.

661
00:39:06,243 --> 00:39:10,077
Well, if you happen to see her,
tell her we'll miss her tonight.

662
00:39:16,854 --> 00:39:18,048
Come on.

663
00:39:18,122 --> 00:39:20,613
That slut. She can't stop me.

664
00:39:22,059 --> 00:39:24,323
I'm gonna beat her at her own game.

665
00:39:26,397 --> 00:39:28,558
-Mandy.
-Your face is better.

666
00:39:32,136 --> 00:39:33,603
I need to get dry.

667
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,245
The Holy Grail.

668
00:39:45,483 --> 00:39:48,975
Let us take a moment of silence
for the perfect outfit.

669
00:40:04,168 --> 00:40:07,831
I can't believe I just spent two months'
paycheck on 20 ounces of fabric.

670
00:40:07,905 --> 00:40:09,304
I am flat broke.

671
00:40:10,107 --> 00:40:12,200
Why do I feel so fantastic?

672
00:40:12,376 --> 00:40:13,934
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

673
00:40:14,545 --> 00:40:15,773
Hey, Pop.

674
00:40:15,846 --> 00:40:17,074
Yeah, I bet you're wondering
what we're doing,

675
00:40:17,148 --> 00:40:19,173
and we're still hitting the books.

676
00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:20,547
Let me show you.

677
00:40:24,121 --> 00:40:27,113
Wow, looks like you guys
haven't even moved.

678
00:40:28,325 --> 00:40:30,793
Hello? What's happening?

679
00:40:30,861 --> 00:40:32,852
Well, I'm losing the signal.

680
00:40:32,930 --> 00:40:34,955
Might be on your end or mine.

681
00:40:35,032 --> 00:40:38,195
I'll call you back
on Alexa's landline, all right?

682
00:40:40,337 --> 00:40:43,602
Landline, landline. Plan B.
We've got to get reception.

683
00:40:44,141 --> 00:40:47,474
Now, finding that number.

684
00:40:50,047 --> 00:40:51,412
There we go.

685
00:40:57,755 --> 00:40:59,450
(PHONE RINGING)

686
00:41:08,799 --> 00:41:09,993
Hello?

687
00:41:10,868 --> 00:41:12,062
ALEXA: Hello?

688
00:41:12,436 --> 00:41:13,664
Hi, Alexa?

689
00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:17,537
Yes.

690
00:41:17,608 --> 00:41:20,338
Yeah, it's Mandy's father. Is Mandy there?

691
00:41:22,613 --> 00:41:23,602
Uh-huh.

692
00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:28,308
Okay, could I speak with her, please?

693
00:41:29,854 --> 00:41:30,843
Uh-huh.

694
00:41:33,023 --> 00:41:36,322
Now. May I speak with her now?
It's her father

695
00:41:38,262 --> 00:41:39,251
calling.

696
00:41:40,097 --> 00:41:42,497
Please hold. I have another call.

697
00:41:48,939 --> 00:41:52,272
Hi. Sorry for putting you on hold,
but it was my dad.

698
00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:55,073
-Yeah.
-I'll get Mandy for you.

699
00:41:55,145 --> 00:41:57,909
Oh, darn, she's in the bathroom.

700
00:41:57,982 --> 00:42:01,645
-Would you like to wait?
-Would I like to wait?

701
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:04,313
Sure, I'd love to wait.

702
00:42:04,388 --> 00:42:06,379
Come on, give me some bars.

703
00:42:06,991 --> 00:42:09,186
Gosh. Thank you.

704
00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:10,449
(DIALING)

705
00:42:13,163 --> 00:42:14,152
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

706
00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:19,969
Hello?

707
00:42:20,037 --> 00:42:22,096
Hey! What's going on here?

708
00:42:22,740 --> 00:42:24,970
-Nothing.
-Mandy.

709
00:42:25,042 --> 00:42:27,374
Would you mind
showing me that nothing?

710
00:42:27,444 --> 00:42:30,470
Dad, I'm still in the bathroom.
Do you want a play by play?

711
00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:32,140
I'll call you back in two minutes.

712
00:42:32,216 --> 00:42:33,877
Yeah, that's fine. Hello?

713
00:42:36,287 --> 00:42:38,016
Brown leather couch.

714
00:42:39,590 --> 00:42:42,423
-Excuse me, these leather pieces are...
-Okay. Lamp, that one.

715
00:42:42,493 --> 00:42:45,223
-And the room divider.
-I don't have a room divider.

716
00:42:45,296 --> 00:42:46,320
It's not like my dad knows that.

717
00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:48,388
It's either the room divider
or the rest of the furniture store.

718
00:42:48,465 --> 00:42:49,796
Move!

719
00:42:53,504 --> 00:42:56,530
Fifty-two seconds
until hell phone doomsday.

720
00:42:56,607 --> 00:42:58,472
Thank you, always so helpful.

721
00:42:59,543 --> 00:43:02,239
Just sit down. Take your shoes off.
And act natural.

722
00:43:02,313 --> 00:43:03,371
Stuff your face!

723
00:43:12,289 --> 00:43:15,952
BRUCE: Are you girls part of
some sort of reality show?

724
00:43:21,899 --> 00:43:22,888
Um...

725
00:43:23,701 --> 00:43:24,861
Bruce.

726
00:43:25,669 --> 00:43:28,263
I promise to make a purchase, okay?

727
00:43:28,339 --> 00:43:32,435
All you have to do is sit here,
smile and wave.

728
00:43:32,509 --> 00:43:35,069
Two minutes tops. Thank you.

729
00:43:36,780 --> 00:43:38,145
Everybody settled?

730
00:43:38,749 --> 00:43:40,444
Should I be calling my agent?

731
00:43:40,517 --> 00:43:41,541
No.

732
00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:46,352
No. Okay, just please go with the flow.
And act fatherly and read the paper.

733
00:43:51,428 --> 00:43:53,362
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

734
00:43:53,664 --> 00:43:56,064
Yeah. Hi, Mandy. What's going on?

735
00:43:56,700 --> 00:43:57,689
Who's that man?

736
00:43:58,302 --> 00:44:00,031
We're just hanging and...

737
00:44:00,104 --> 00:44:02,163
Dad, don't be rude.

738
00:44:02,606 --> 00:44:04,403
You remember Alexa's step dad?

739
00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:05,567
Gerald.

740
00:44:09,947 --> 00:44:11,346
He's a mortician.

741
00:44:14,018 --> 00:44:16,350
Right. Okay. I'm...

742
00:44:16,420 --> 00:44:19,617
So I'll call you back in a half hour.
Hello, Gerald.

743
00:44:21,592 --> 00:44:23,787
Okay. Bye.

744
00:44:28,465 --> 00:44:30,365
-Oh, my gosh.
-We rock.

745
00:44:32,169 --> 00:44:33,727
Thank you, Bruce!

746
00:44:34,471 --> 00:44:36,735
-Thanks, Bruce.
-Thanks, Brucey.

747
00:44:36,807 --> 00:44:39,867
Hey, whatever you girls are on,
can I have some?

748
00:44:39,943 --> 00:44:41,137
(LAUGHING)

749
00:44:41,211 --> 00:44:44,044
MAN ON PA: Bruce, please
report to the manager's office.

750
00:44:51,388 --> 00:44:52,650
(LISA LAUGHING)

751
00:44:55,292 --> 00:44:58,125
Cinderella's carriage
turned back into a pumpkin.

752
00:44:58,195 --> 00:45:00,663
She is so smoked.

753
00:45:00,731 --> 00:45:03,222
That'll teach her to mess
with the Alpha Blonde.

754
00:45:03,934 --> 00:45:06,960
Blair, I want you to spy on the schizoid.

755
00:45:07,037 --> 00:45:08,732
-Make sure she's down and out.
-Why me?

756
00:45:08,806 --> 00:45:10,637
Because pretty eyes see better.

757
00:45:13,343 --> 00:45:14,833
-Get out.
-Okay.

758
00:45:25,856 --> 00:45:26,845
MANDY: No!

759
00:45:26,924 --> 00:45:29,392
MAN: Don't bother begging or crying.

760
00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:30,449
MANDY: No, that's my car!

761
00:45:30,527 --> 00:45:31,858
You can pick it up
at the impound in an hour.

762
00:45:31,929 --> 00:45:33,453
What goes in the truck stays in the truck.

763
00:45:33,530 --> 00:45:35,498
It'll be about $300.

764
00:45:47,444 --> 00:45:50,072
Talk about a nail in the coffin.

765
00:45:51,515 --> 00:45:54,109
No. We've got to get the money.

766
00:45:54,518 --> 00:45:55,712
How?

767
00:46:08,398 --> 00:46:10,889
(PLAYING ROCK MUSIC)

768
00:46:25,682 --> 00:46:28,276
Mandy, I feel dizzy.

769
00:46:28,352 --> 00:46:32,311
Like I'm gonna pass out and wake up
in a pool of my own making.

770
00:46:32,389 --> 00:46:34,289
You say that like it's a bad thing.

771
00:46:34,358 --> 00:46:36,223
Look at the crowd. They love it.

772
00:46:37,094 --> 00:46:38,959
SINGER: Thank you.
Don't forget to vote for us.

773
00:46:39,029 --> 00:46:41,259
Alexa. Alexa, think about it.

774
00:46:41,965 --> 00:46:43,956
Which one of us has the skills here?

775
00:46:44,067 --> 00:46:45,796
Thank you very much.

776
00:46:46,103 --> 00:46:47,570
You're right, I...

777
00:46:47,638 --> 00:46:49,902
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna take one for the team.

778
00:46:49,973 --> 00:46:51,133
Good.

779
00:46:51,208 --> 00:46:52,368
I got it.

780
00:46:52,442 --> 00:46:53,932
You're Dead Meat?

781
00:46:54,578 --> 00:46:56,773
-How did you guess?
-You're on.

782
00:47:02,953 --> 00:47:06,047
Time to take
the training wheels off, kiddo.

783
00:47:21,338 --> 00:47:22,805
Come on, Alexa!

784
00:47:30,647 --> 00:47:32,012
I can't sing.

785
00:47:43,994 --> 00:47:45,461
(AUDIENCE BOOING)

786
00:47:46,630 --> 00:47:48,120
I don't got it.

787
00:47:48,198 --> 00:47:49,688
-You do it.
-Me?

788
00:47:49,766 --> 00:47:51,666
MANDY: No, you do it.
ALEXA: I can't.

789
00:47:51,735 --> 00:47:53,828
Brain fading fast.

790
00:48:02,479 --> 00:48:03,741
Let's go!

791
00:48:17,194 --> 00:48:21,563
(SINGING)
You said, oh, girl, it's a cold world

792
00:48:21,632 --> 00:48:25,068
When you keep it all to yourself

793
00:48:25,469 --> 00:48:29,565
I said, you can't hide on the inside

794
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:33,406
All the pain you've ever felt

795
00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:37,908
Ransom my heart, baby, don't look back

796
00:48:37,981 --> 00:48:42,384
'Cause we got nobody else

797
00:48:43,353 --> 00:48:47,619
We're running with
the shadows of the night

798
00:48:47,691 --> 00:48:51,889
So, baby, take my hand, it'll be all right

799
00:48:51,962 --> 00:48:55,659
Surrender all your dreams to me tonight

800
00:48:55,732 --> 00:48:59,532
They'll come true in the end

801
00:48:59,603 --> 00:49:00,661
Stop!

802
00:49:05,342 --> 00:49:06,331
My dad.

803
00:49:08,245 --> 00:49:10,611
If everybody could please be quiet?

804
00:49:12,249 --> 00:49:13,910
I'm asking nicely.

805
00:49:16,987 --> 00:49:18,420
Yo, I said quiet!

806
00:49:20,724 --> 00:49:21,918
Thanks.

807
00:49:22,759 --> 00:49:26,627
I'm 18 years old
and I've never been in love.

808
00:49:27,197 --> 00:49:29,358
Never even been kissed,

809
00:49:29,433 --> 00:49:32,527
but right now,
I have the chance to be with this really,

810
00:49:32,602 --> 00:49:34,365
really amazing guy.

811
00:49:35,172 --> 00:49:38,630
But my dad's car got towed,
and I need 300 bucks.

812
00:49:38,709 --> 00:49:40,973
And he's gonna call me on
my video phone any second.

813
00:49:41,044 --> 00:49:45,344
And if I can't convince him that
I'm anywhere but here, I'm screwed.

814
00:49:45,849 --> 00:49:47,373
My life is over.

815
00:49:48,018 --> 00:49:49,417
Do you understand?

816
00:49:50,487 --> 00:49:53,581
So I'm begging you.

817
00:49:54,658 --> 00:49:56,717
I'm asking you to just please...

818
00:49:57,627 --> 00:49:59,185
Please help me.

819
00:50:00,397 --> 00:50:01,421
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

820
00:50:01,498 --> 00:50:02,965
That's my dad.

821
00:50:06,670 --> 00:50:09,002
Please, just... Please, help me.

822
00:50:15,145 --> 00:50:16,305
Hi, Daddy.

823
00:50:16,380 --> 00:50:17,369
Hey, Mandy.

824
00:50:18,382 --> 00:50:19,576
Listen.

825
00:50:20,417 --> 00:50:25,081
About the duplex.
You know, it really is just one option.

826
00:50:26,490 --> 00:50:28,355
And it's a darn fine one, Dad.

827
00:50:28,692 --> 00:50:29,886
Yeah.

828
00:50:31,361 --> 00:50:32,589
So, what are you girls doing?

829
00:50:32,763 --> 00:50:34,094
Uh...

830
00:50:34,164 --> 00:50:36,155
We're taking a break and

831
00:50:37,134 --> 00:50:38,897
we're watching a DVD.

832
00:50:39,169 --> 00:50:40,568
Oh, yeah, which one?

833
00:50:41,238 --> 00:50:42,227
Um...

834
00:50:42,973 --> 00:50:45,032
Dance Like You Mean It 2.

835
00:50:46,643 --> 00:50:47,905
-What?
-AUDIENCE: What?

836
00:50:48,345 --> 00:50:49,334
Cool.

837
00:50:50,247 --> 00:50:55,275
Hey, do me a favor.
Point your video camera at the DVD.

838
00:50:55,352 --> 00:50:58,219
I want to see how good this looks
on the phone.

839
00:50:58,288 --> 00:50:59,277
All right?

840
00:51:03,026 --> 00:51:04,323
(INAUDIBLE)

841
00:51:06,763 --> 00:51:08,458
(PLAYING SHADOWS OF THE NIGHT)

842
00:51:38,995 --> 00:51:41,190
TOM: That's weird, the...

843
00:51:41,998 --> 00:51:47,368
The clock in the DVD says 7:32,
and it's 7:32.

844
00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:49,333
Wow.

845
00:51:50,006 --> 00:51:51,200
Go figure.

846
00:51:51,741 --> 00:51:53,834
Yeah. Do me a favor

847
00:51:53,910 --> 00:51:57,971
and let the DVD play a little longer
and then pause it.

848
00:52:00,584 --> 00:52:01,778
All right.

849
00:52:01,852 --> 00:52:05,344
I'm taping and now I'm pausing.

850
00:52:09,326 --> 00:52:10,315
Huh.

851
00:52:19,536 --> 00:52:20,798
That's...

852
00:52:22,572 --> 00:52:23,869
That's a fine DVD.

853
00:52:26,576 --> 00:52:27,565
Okay.

854
00:52:28,111 --> 00:52:29,135
Okay.

855
00:52:29,946 --> 00:52:31,379
I'll talk to you in a half hour.

856
00:52:31,715 --> 00:52:33,148
-Bye, Dad.
-Bye.

857
00:52:34,918 --> 00:52:36,283
(ALL LAUGHING)

858
00:52:36,987 --> 00:52:38,784
(ALL APPLAUDING)

859
00:52:38,855 --> 00:52:41,483
Thank you so, so much.

860
00:52:41,992 --> 00:52:45,689
You know that sometimes it feels like

861
00:52:45,762 --> 00:52:49,664
It's all moving way too fast

862
00:52:49,733 --> 00:52:54,602
Use every alibi and words you deny

863
00:52:54,671 --> 00:52:57,765
That love ain't meant to last

864
00:52:58,608 --> 00:53:01,042
You can cry tough, baby

865
00:53:01,111 --> 00:53:02,408
It's all right

866
00:53:02,479 --> 00:53:04,674
You can let me down easy

867
00:53:04,748 --> 00:53:07,876
But not tonight

868
00:53:07,951 --> 00:53:12,115
We're running with
the shadows of the night

869
00:53:12,189 --> 00:53:16,319
So, baby, take my hand, it'll be all right

870
00:53:16,426 --> 00:53:20,055
Surrender all your dreams to me tonight

871
00:53:20,197 --> 00:53:23,792
They'll come true in the end

872
00:53:24,334 --> 00:53:26,165
(ALL CHEERING)

873
00:53:26,870 --> 00:53:30,135
Yeah, I know.
I'm watching it and I don't believe it.

874
00:53:33,643 --> 00:53:34,905
(DOORBELL RINGING)

875
00:53:36,313 --> 00:53:39,908
Hey, hey. There he is.
How you doing, buddy?

876
00:53:39,983 --> 00:53:41,575
Give me some of that, or not.

877
00:53:43,086 --> 00:53:46,180
He's fantastic.
Well, he just knows to run away.

878
00:53:47,090 --> 00:53:49,149
What are you gonna do all day?

879
00:53:49,226 --> 00:53:52,320
Shopping, then yoga, then more shopping.

880
00:53:52,395 --> 00:53:54,363
You know, the more I spend,
the harder Ray has to work

881
00:53:54,431 --> 00:53:55,659
and the less I have to see him.

882
00:53:55,732 --> 00:53:58,223
I figure about two more maxed-out Visas
and... He's gone.

883
00:53:58,301 --> 00:54:00,030
-That's a nice plan.
-Thank you very much.

884
00:54:00,103 --> 00:54:01,934
We're gonna be here bonding.
You don't worry about a thing.

885
00:54:02,005 --> 00:54:03,165
-Go. I got it.
-Good. Thank you

886
00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:04,366
-I need the break.
-You're welcome. All right.

887
00:54:04,441 --> 00:54:06,875
-You're a good uncle.
-No problem.

888
00:54:06,943 --> 00:54:08,137
-See you.
-Bye.

889
00:54:08,211 --> 00:54:09,200
(DOOR CLOSING)

890
00:54:09,279 --> 00:54:12,112
Just gonna be us now.

891
00:54:18,121 --> 00:54:20,612
-Where is she?
-She hasn't come out yet.

892
00:54:20,690 --> 00:54:24,922
MAN: Congratulations to our
Battle of the Bands winner, Dead Meat.

893
00:54:26,229 --> 00:54:30,063
Oh, my God. She's a zombie.
She keeps rising up from the dead.

894
00:54:30,133 --> 00:54:31,862
KIMBERLY: Where did she get that outfit?

895
00:54:31,935 --> 00:54:34,199
-Are you seeing this?
-LISA: Do I Iook blind?

896
00:54:34,271 --> 00:54:36,296
That poser almost looks hot.

897
00:54:36,373 --> 00:54:37,567
Damn her.

898
00:54:41,544 --> 00:54:43,637
Lenny? This is Lisa Cross.

899
00:54:44,180 --> 00:54:47,775
There's a wacko stalking Drew.
She just escaped from the nut house.

900
00:54:47,851 --> 00:54:50,911
She's driving this ugly old American car.

901
00:54:51,021 --> 00:54:54,047
-License...
-1TAH498.

902
00:54:55,592 --> 00:54:56,957
I'm really good with numbers.

903
00:54:57,027 --> 00:54:59,621
-I thought you failed math?
-I lied.

904
00:54:59,696 --> 00:55:03,029
Her license is 1TAH498.

905
00:55:03,433 --> 00:55:07,460
She's with two other punk-ass girls.
Don't let her in.

906
00:55:07,537 --> 00:55:09,937
-I am so in awe of you.
-Save it.

907
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:14,076
Let's get our butts to the mall.
That outfit is mine.

908
00:55:20,650 --> 00:55:21,639
Hey.

909
00:55:22,285 --> 00:55:25,277
What do you got there?
You wanna put that back?

910
00:55:25,355 --> 00:55:26,413
Yeah?

911
00:55:26,489 --> 00:55:27,615
-No?
-No.

912
00:55:27,691 --> 00:55:29,022
Don't you...

913
00:55:31,261 --> 00:55:33,252
Don't take one more step.

914
00:55:35,932 --> 00:55:40,232
Listen to me.
You are not going to break that.

915
00:55:40,303 --> 00:55:43,136
You're going to put it down
or you're going to give it to me.

916
00:55:43,206 --> 00:55:44,764
-No.
-But you are not...

917
00:55:46,776 --> 00:55:47,765
Peyton.

918
00:55:48,611 --> 00:55:51,842
One of us is gonna blink
and it's not gonna be me.

919
00:56:04,794 --> 00:56:06,091
Peyton, get back here.

920
00:56:06,262 --> 00:56:07,490
(GLASS BREAKING)

921
00:56:07,564 --> 00:56:08,553
(TOM GROANING)

922
00:56:09,799 --> 00:56:10,959
Ow, ow!

923
00:56:15,004 --> 00:56:19,031
Hold it right there, please, ladies.
Hold it right there, please.

924
00:56:24,681 --> 00:56:28,173
Nice try, but I saw your license plate
and I've been tipped off.

925
00:56:28,251 --> 00:56:30,446
What do you mean, tipped off?

926
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:32,988
It was so Lisa and her cult.

927
00:56:33,056 --> 00:56:34,751
You're the wacko stalking Drew Patterson.

928
00:56:34,824 --> 00:56:37,349
No, no, no, you have me confused
with some other wacko.

929
00:56:37,427 --> 00:56:39,827
He invited me, I'm on the list.

930
00:56:39,896 --> 00:56:41,659
You're on the list all right.

931
00:56:42,298 --> 00:56:44,960
Look. I'm gonna call the cops, all right?

932
00:56:45,034 --> 00:56:47,730
So why don't you
just back away and back off.

933
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:50,433
Mandy.

934
00:56:50,507 --> 00:56:53,340
Maybe it just wasn't meant to be.
You know?

935
00:56:53,743 --> 00:56:56,576
The only list we're on is the loser list.

936
00:56:56,646 --> 00:56:59,171
My whole life I've been on the loser list.

937
00:57:10,126 --> 00:57:11,559
Lisa, it's Lenny.

938
00:57:14,764 --> 00:57:16,163
Thanks, Lenny.

939
00:57:17,467 --> 00:57:21,164
She just won't give up.
She's like a pit-bull with boobs.

940
00:57:21,237 --> 00:57:23,797
Time to get a little more proactive.

941
00:57:27,510 --> 00:57:28,704
Peyton.

942
00:57:29,379 --> 00:57:31,006
Game over, buddy.

943
00:57:31,381 --> 00:57:33,178
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

944
00:57:37,620 --> 00:57:38,678
Yeah, hello.

945
00:57:38,755 --> 00:57:41,019
Hi. May I please talk to Mandy?

946
00:57:41,090 --> 00:57:43,786
Yeah, well, no. She's not here.
She's at Alexa's house.

947
00:57:43,860 --> 00:57:44,986
Really?

948
00:57:45,061 --> 00:57:47,859
She was supposed to be here
with the booze an hour ago.

949
00:57:47,931 --> 00:57:49,398
Booze? What booze?

950
00:57:49,899 --> 00:57:51,992
Oh, well. Have a nice night.

951
00:57:52,068 --> 00:57:53,399
No, no, no. Don't hang up.

952
00:57:53,470 --> 00:57:54,528
Hello?

953
00:58:08,585 --> 00:58:09,711
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

954
00:58:10,553 --> 00:58:12,646
Big Father again.

955
00:58:12,722 --> 00:58:14,587
It can't be. I still got six minutes.

956
00:58:14,657 --> 00:58:15,988
Pull over.

957
00:58:16,125 --> 00:58:17,592
(HONKING)

958
00:58:18,962 --> 00:58:20,224
I can't.

959
00:58:20,597 --> 00:58:21,996
Give me my sweatshirt.

960
00:58:35,478 --> 00:58:37,002
Hey, Dad. What's up?

961
00:58:37,313 --> 00:58:39,804
Just having fun. How about you?

962
00:58:39,883 --> 00:58:41,908
Hey, got any booze?

963
00:58:42,752 --> 00:58:44,617
Why? Are you running low?

964
00:58:44,687 --> 00:58:47,121
Come on, Dad,
you know I wouldn't do that.

965
00:58:48,124 --> 00:58:51,218
Hey, what's that?
You're not driving in a car, are you?

966
00:58:53,062 --> 00:58:57,226
No, I'm looking for a CD.

967
00:58:57,700 --> 00:58:58,962
Here, look.

968
00:59:04,474 --> 00:59:06,203
No hands. No eyes.

969
00:59:09,212 --> 00:59:10,509
Let me see the keys.

970
00:59:10,980 --> 00:59:12,004
Uh...

971
00:59:12,081 --> 00:59:13,605
Sure, the keys. Right.

972
00:59:19,889 --> 00:59:22,119
See? Dad, now, think about it.

973
00:59:22,191 --> 00:59:24,091
I couldn't very well be
zooming down the street

974
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:26,560
with no hands on the wheels,
covering my eyes

975
00:59:26,629 --> 00:59:28,392
and dangling the keys, now, could I?

976
00:59:28,464 --> 00:59:30,159
Jeez. A little trust would be nice.

977
00:59:31,401 --> 00:59:34,393
TOM: Yeah, I don't know
what's the matter with me.

978
00:59:34,470 --> 00:59:37,064
-You know, with you graduating...
-Yeah, I know, Dad.

979
00:59:37,140 --> 00:59:40,268
I really want to nail my econ final,
so I have to go hit the books. Bye.

980
00:59:40,343 --> 00:59:41,674
-Hey, Mandy.
-Yes, Dad.

981
00:59:41,744 --> 00:59:43,234
-Love you.
-Love you, too, bye.

982
00:59:44,614 --> 00:59:46,741
-Put the keys back in.
-I'm... Hey, I'm...

983
00:59:47,183 --> 00:59:48,377
(GROANING)

984
00:59:49,152 --> 00:59:51,245
Guys, come on. Guys, seriously.

985
00:59:52,622 --> 00:59:54,089
(CAYENNE SCREAMING)

986
00:59:54,157 --> 00:59:55,522
CAYENNE: Start, come on!

987
00:59:56,726 --> 00:59:58,159
(ALL SCREAMING)

988
01:00:15,478 --> 01:00:18,606
Hey. There you are, good one.

989
01:00:19,649 --> 01:00:23,050
Look at you,
you're gonna be an architect. Nice.

990
01:00:23,786 --> 01:00:27,654
What are you... What are you...
Well, don't do that.

991
01:00:30,259 --> 01:00:31,419
All right.

992
01:00:32,395 --> 01:00:33,692
That's not fair.

993
01:00:33,763 --> 01:00:34,991
No, no, no, no, no.

994
01:00:35,064 --> 01:00:37,464
Okay. Look at me now. Look at me now.

995
01:00:37,533 --> 01:00:38,693
Hey.

996
01:00:39,035 --> 01:00:41,367
Hey, no, no. Oh, no, no.

997
01:00:41,437 --> 01:00:43,905
Seriously, I'll go onto the roof.

998
01:00:50,980 --> 01:00:52,880
This is getting weird.

999
01:00:53,650 --> 01:00:58,178
Getting weird? We crossed the line
from desperation to deranged hours ago.

1000
01:00:58,254 --> 01:01:00,552
Okay? We almost died.

1001
01:01:00,623 --> 01:01:03,649
A rational person
would take that as a sign.

1002
01:01:08,798 --> 01:01:10,026
A sign.

1003
01:01:11,734 --> 01:01:14,532
This. This is a sign.

1004
01:01:15,638 --> 01:01:17,731
A sign I shouldn't give up.

1005
01:01:21,411 --> 01:01:23,641
Yeah, you know it's not a toy.

1006
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:26,539
I'm not upset that you broke it.

1007
01:01:26,616 --> 01:01:28,447
But I worked on it for a very long time,

1008
01:01:28,518 --> 01:01:31,043
and you destroyed it
in a matter of seconds.

1009
01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:33,680
Yeah, that's not upsetting at all.

1010
01:01:33,756 --> 01:01:36,384
Why don't we just sit here,
take a little time-out.

1011
01:01:38,795 --> 01:01:40,558
Let's see if we can't entertain you
for a couple of minutes.

1012
01:01:40,630 --> 01:01:41,756
(PEYTON CHUCKLES)

1013
01:01:41,831 --> 01:01:45,232
Keep your hands off... Sesame Street
is always good, as is Barney.

1014
01:01:46,969 --> 01:01:49,301
What do we have here?

1015
01:01:50,606 --> 01:01:52,631
This might be interesting.

1016
01:01:54,043 --> 01:01:56,671
All I need is for you to sit there

1017
01:01:57,747 --> 01:01:59,112
and not

1018
01:02:00,049 --> 01:02:02,882
break things.

1019
01:02:04,887 --> 01:02:06,479
You're still behind me, right?

1020
01:02:07,190 --> 01:02:08,714
WOMAN ON TV: Doing great.

1021
01:02:08,791 --> 01:02:10,952
Good, good. One more push.

1022
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:12,491
(GRUNTING)

1023
01:02:14,931 --> 01:02:16,865
DOCTOR: Yes, good, good, good.

1024
01:02:19,235 --> 01:02:21,396
One more, one...

1025
01:02:22,739 --> 01:02:24,263
That's good.

1026
01:02:24,807 --> 01:02:26,399
It's a girl.

1027
01:02:29,879 --> 01:02:31,904
Cut the cord, Mr. Gilbert.

1028
01:02:32,515 --> 01:02:34,005
Mr. Gilbert?

1029
01:02:34,083 --> 01:02:35,243
Mr. Gilbert.

1030
01:02:35,318 --> 01:02:36,751
TOM: You're rolling. Got it, sis?

1031
01:02:36,819 --> 01:02:38,844
-MARSHA: Yeah, I got it, go.
-Okay, eyes closed.

1032
01:02:38,921 --> 01:02:42,413
I'll walk you over the step.
Your big birthday... Step. There you go.

1033
01:02:42,492 --> 01:02:46,053
Birthday surprise coming up.
Keep those eyes closed.

1034
01:02:46,129 --> 01:02:48,188
And open your eyes.

1035
01:02:48,264 --> 01:02:49,993
-Happy birthday, kitten!
-MARSHA: Happy birthday, Mandy!

1036
01:02:50,066 --> 01:02:51,658
-Is that for me?
-Yes.

1037
01:02:51,734 --> 01:02:53,793
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

1038
01:02:53,870 --> 01:02:56,168
-It's the best bike ever!
-I know.

1039
01:02:56,239 --> 01:02:59,902
-Can I try it? Let's try it.
-Yes, yes, it's yours. Happy birthday!

1040
01:03:00,510 --> 01:03:02,307
-Got it?
-MARSHA: Yeah, I got, I got it.

1041
01:03:03,479 --> 01:03:05,913
-Okay, Daddy, let go.
-I know, you got it.

1042
01:03:05,982 --> 01:03:07,142
Daddy, you can let go now.

1043
01:03:07,216 --> 01:03:08,410
-You got...
-Daddy, I got it!

1044
01:03:08,484 --> 01:03:10,145
Okay, okay, there you go.

1045
01:03:10,219 --> 01:03:11,345
You got it. You're on your own. You got it!

1046
01:03:11,420 --> 01:03:12,546
(MARSHA WHOOPING)

1047
01:03:12,622 --> 01:03:15,989
You're doing it.
You don't need me, that's great.

1048
01:03:16,058 --> 01:03:17,457
Look at her.

1049
01:03:42,819 --> 01:03:44,582
(LENNY EXCLAIMING)

1050
01:03:44,654 --> 01:03:46,349
(SPANISH SONG PLAYING ON RADIO)

1051
01:03:46,422 --> 01:03:48,390
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

1052
01:03:51,494 --> 01:03:54,327
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

1053
01:03:57,333 --> 01:03:59,995
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

1054
01:04:02,104 --> 01:04:03,537
Germans.

1055
01:04:03,973 --> 01:04:05,838
Go right ahead, ladies.

1056
01:04:09,946 --> 01:04:12,107
I can't believe it. We made it in.

1057
01:04:12,181 --> 01:04:13,512
Of course.

1058
01:04:13,649 --> 01:04:14,741
(WHOOPING)

1059
01:04:34,604 --> 01:04:36,128
(PEYTON LAUGHING)

1060
01:04:40,109 --> 01:04:41,508
(MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)

1061
01:04:47,283 --> 01:04:49,683
MAN ON TV: Are you ready for
Babes Gone Bonkerz?

1062
01:04:50,219 --> 01:04:51,846
WOMAN: Bring it on, baby.

1063
01:04:53,322 --> 01:04:55,790
You want to meet the twins?

1064
01:04:56,025 --> 01:04:58,255
Do you want to meet the twins?

1065
01:04:59,195 --> 01:05:02,596
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.

1066
01:05:02,665 --> 01:05:04,724
-Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
-Let's...

1067
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:07,098
Let's not tell your mom about this. Okay?
What do you say?

1068
01:05:07,169 --> 01:05:09,364
Let's play a new game.
We're gonna play hide and seek.

1069
01:05:09,438 --> 01:05:11,497
Yeah, sound good? What do you say?

1070
01:05:11,574 --> 01:05:14,372
You hide, and I'm gonna count
to a really big number,

1071
01:05:14,443 --> 01:05:15,910
and then I'll come find you.

1072
01:05:15,978 --> 01:05:18,344
Ready? Go hide.

1073
01:05:23,586 --> 01:05:25,554
(TELL ME YOU LOVE ME PLAYING)

1074
01:05:26,455 --> 01:05:29,891
Tell me all your dreams
that you wanna come true

1075
01:05:29,992 --> 01:05:33,086
I listen to you sing
while I pretend

1076
01:05:33,562 --> 01:05:36,292
You tell me all your lies
but you can't

1077
01:05:36,365 --> 01:05:38,890
Tell me you love me

1078
01:05:39,535 --> 01:05:42,003
Just tell me you love me

1079
01:05:43,873 --> 01:05:47,274
I remember one day
when we laughed out loud

1080
01:05:47,343 --> 01:05:51,109
When I saw your face
in a faceless crowd

1081
01:05:51,180 --> 01:05:54,274
You hit me like lightning

1082
01:05:54,350 --> 01:05:57,183
And your words
are frightening

1083
01:05:59,121 --> 01:06:01,646
ALEXA: Queen of Darkness jacked
your outfit.

1084
01:06:02,558 --> 01:06:05,152
That's it. It's over.

1085
01:06:07,964 --> 01:06:11,263
Listen. It's for the best.

1086
01:06:13,502 --> 01:06:15,834
We saw a video and

1087
01:06:16,305 --> 01:06:18,967
Danny Sherpil called you
a hump and dump

1088
01:06:19,041 --> 01:06:21,271
and said Drew was gonna hit and run.

1089
01:06:21,677 --> 01:06:24,237
-What?
-The Patterson Legend?

1090
01:06:24,313 --> 01:06:26,281
The virginal sacrifice?

1091
01:06:26,682 --> 01:06:28,172
Every year at this party,

1092
01:06:28,250 --> 01:06:31,481
a Patterson male has a girl
meet him in the tower.

1093
01:06:32,054 --> 01:06:34,488
And he gets her into the shower.

1094
01:06:34,857 --> 01:06:36,688
Maybe he wasn't even
gonna start the shower.

1095
01:06:36,759 --> 01:06:38,989
Well, if he does, you know he's got
a whole lot more planned

1096
01:06:39,061 --> 01:06:41,291
than a shampoo and cream rinse.

1097
01:06:41,364 --> 01:06:45,198
Mandy, if you were to walk up
those stairs, everyone would know,

1098
01:06:45,267 --> 01:06:49,636
and unless he fell head over heels
in love with you and dumped Lisa,

1099
01:06:49,705 --> 01:06:53,698
you'd forever be a tower girl,
and be even more shunned than usual.

1100
01:06:54,276 --> 01:06:58,042
Trust me, Lisa did you a favor
by jacking your baby.

1101
01:06:59,215 --> 01:07:01,615
Yeah. Yeah, you guys are right.

1102
01:07:03,519 --> 01:07:05,544
It just wasn't meant to be.

1103
01:07:05,621 --> 01:07:07,111
You're wrong.

1104
01:07:07,723 --> 01:07:09,748
Okay, I'm confused.

1105
01:07:10,126 --> 01:07:11,184
I know.

1106
01:07:11,260 --> 01:07:15,253
I know what Danny Sherpil said.
And I know what I've been saying all night,

1107
01:07:15,398 --> 01:07:19,164
but, Mandy, the Force is with you.

1108
01:07:19,235 --> 01:07:23,137
Look at the facts, you've survived
a butt face, a near drowning,

1109
01:07:23,205 --> 01:07:27,039
you entirely rearranged the furniture
department at Morrison's.

1110
01:07:27,109 --> 01:07:29,907
Okay, you conquered a bar full of drunks.

1111
01:07:29,979 --> 01:07:32,743
You survived a death car on the freeway.

1112
01:07:32,815 --> 01:07:35,682
And against all odds,
you have done the impossible

1113
01:07:35,751 --> 01:07:37,742
and totally phone-punked your dad.

1114
01:07:38,287 --> 01:07:41,120
-Yeah.
-So on the contrary, Mandy,

1115
01:07:42,825 --> 01:07:45,259
this whole night was meant to be.

1116
01:07:45,728 --> 01:07:47,958
-You really think so?
-Yes

1117
01:07:48,030 --> 01:07:49,224
I do.

1118
01:07:50,966 --> 01:07:52,991
Holy crap, Cayenne.

1119
01:07:53,069 --> 01:07:55,401
You are full of surprises.

1120
01:07:55,471 --> 01:07:56,563
Thank you.

1121
01:07:57,873 --> 01:07:59,306
(CLOTH TEARING)

1122
01:08:01,710 --> 01:08:04,941
Peyton. Ready or not, here I come.

1123
01:08:05,915 --> 01:08:07,940
I'm gonna find you, buddy.

1124
01:08:09,518 --> 01:08:11,679
Where are you? Here I come.

1125
01:08:12,521 --> 01:08:14,079
I'm gonna find you.

1126
01:08:14,156 --> 01:08:16,716
You're not in here, are you? No.

1127
01:08:17,259 --> 01:08:19,750
Wasting time in that room. Maybe in here.

1128
01:08:19,829 --> 01:08:21,956
Am I getting warmer, buddy?

1129
01:08:23,432 --> 01:08:24,592
You in here somewhere?

1130
01:08:24,733 --> 01:08:26,030
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

1131
01:08:27,736 --> 01:08:28,760
Hello.

1132
01:08:28,838 --> 01:08:30,032
Hi, it's me.

1133
01:08:30,606 --> 01:08:31,630
Marsha.

1134
01:08:31,907 --> 01:08:33,238
Guess what I just got?

1135
01:08:33,509 --> 01:08:36,342
A brand new video phone,
like yours and Mandy's.

1136
01:08:36,512 --> 01:08:37,809
-Really?
-Yep.

1137
01:08:37,880 --> 01:08:39,814
How're you guys getting along?

1138
01:08:39,882 --> 01:08:41,747
Oh, terrific.

1139
01:08:42,251 --> 01:08:43,343
He's

1140
01:08:44,086 --> 01:08:45,075
sleeping.

1141
01:08:45,821 --> 01:08:47,379
You hesitated.

1142
01:08:47,456 --> 01:08:50,391
That means you're lying,
I can always tell when you're lying.

1143
01:08:51,460 --> 01:08:52,518
What's he wearing?

1144
01:08:52,695 --> 01:08:57,428
The Spidey-Hulk-Bat thingy.

1145
01:08:57,566 --> 01:08:59,727
You are so busted,
that's not what he's wearing.

1146
01:08:59,802 --> 01:09:02,100
Which means
you're not in the same room with him.

1147
01:09:02,338 --> 01:09:03,396
Show him to me.

1148
01:09:04,473 --> 01:09:05,497
What do you mean?

1149
01:09:05,574 --> 01:09:07,769
You heard me.
Shoot a video like you do with Mandy.

1150
01:09:09,512 --> 01:09:12,948
Right. Okay, well, it's just I'm hopping
to the bathroom, literally, right now.

1151
01:09:13,015 --> 01:09:16,678
So let me call you back
in two minutes with that. Okay? All right.

1152
01:09:19,855 --> 01:09:22,255
Peyton, buddy, where are you?
Come on, work with me.

1153
01:09:22,324 --> 01:09:24,554
I gotta find you now, buddy.
She's gonna call back.

1154
01:09:24,627 --> 01:09:26,857
She's gonna call back any second.
Come on, seriously.

1155
01:09:26,929 --> 01:09:28,760
A little help, pal. Peyton.

1156
01:09:28,831 --> 01:09:32,358
Man, this is not right.
This is not happening to me.

1157
01:09:32,434 --> 01:09:35,096
What am I doing? Peyton, Peyton.

1158
01:09:35,471 --> 01:09:37,132
(SHIVER PLAYING)

1159
01:09:39,241 --> 01:09:42,904
I can tell exactly
how your things gonna end

1160
01:09:43,078 --> 01:09:46,377
I see you chilling
but you're still unaware

1161
01:09:46,448 --> 01:09:50,248
But, boy, I'm coming for you
so you better stay aware

1162
01:09:50,352 --> 01:09:54,049
There's no escape
if you even try to run

1163
01:09:54,256 --> 01:09:57,851
Forget, forget
it's already begun

1164
01:09:59,295 --> 01:10:03,026
I wanna taste your love

1165
01:10:03,599 --> 01:10:06,864
Oh, I'm gonna turn you on

1166
01:10:07,536 --> 01:10:10,562
Make sure there's no time

1167
01:10:11,373 --> 01:10:14,240
Oh, I'm gonna
make you shiver

1168
01:10:18,147 --> 01:10:20,707
You made it. Any trouble getting here?

1169
01:10:20,783 --> 01:10:22,751
No, piece of cake.

1170
01:10:25,020 --> 01:10:27,352
Here we go, we'll improvise.

1171
01:10:27,423 --> 01:10:28,913
Ready, yeah.

1172
01:10:30,125 --> 01:10:32,525
Yeah, you wanna play it that way?

1173
01:10:32,928 --> 01:10:34,486
That's what we'll do, then. How's that?

1174
01:10:34,563 --> 01:10:35,962
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

1175
01:10:36,031 --> 01:10:37,089
Yes, hello.

1176
01:10:37,166 --> 01:10:38,497
All right, let's see him.

1177
01:10:38,667 --> 01:10:40,794
Well, you know, he's asleep as I said and...

1178
01:10:41,737 --> 01:10:44,638
And quite frankly, you know,
it doesn't seem like you trust me.

1179
01:10:44,707 --> 01:10:48,302
I'm actually offended by that,
that you would not trust me.

1180
01:10:48,377 --> 01:10:51,346
And like I said, he's asleep.

1181
01:10:51,580 --> 01:10:55,448
I'm on the fast track
of getting really cranky here, big brother.

1182
01:10:55,517 --> 01:10:59,783
All right, okay, fine.
I'm going in the bedroom there.

1183
01:10:59,855 --> 01:11:02,323
Look at him in bed, he looks so adorable.

1184
01:11:04,260 --> 01:11:05,454
He's...

1185
01:11:06,562 --> 01:11:07,688
He's so still.

1186
01:11:07,963 --> 01:11:10,761
Normally he tosses and turns like crazy
when he sleeps.

1187
01:11:10,833 --> 01:11:12,300
Oh, he does?

1188
01:11:12,668 --> 01:11:15,694
Well, maybe he's just
sleeping really soundly.

1189
01:11:16,772 --> 01:11:18,069
See, I told you.

1190
01:11:18,140 --> 01:11:20,540
Oh, yeah. Gosh, you're right.

1191
01:11:20,609 --> 01:11:23,203
Maybe he's having a bad dream.
Maybe you should wake him up.

1192
01:11:23,712 --> 01:11:26,272
Oh, sis, gosh, I don't know, I mean...

1193
01:11:26,649 --> 01:11:30,016
Honestly, it took so long
to get him to go to sleep,

1194
01:11:30,085 --> 01:11:33,919
I would hate to be the cause
of him waking up.

1195
01:11:34,623 --> 01:11:36,648
Okay, let him sleep.

1196
01:11:37,293 --> 01:11:40,888
Yeah. Let's let him sleep.
I'll talk to you later.

1197
01:11:43,799 --> 01:11:44,788
(SIGHING)

1198
01:11:50,839 --> 01:11:54,434
I lost the kid.
Why can't I just tell her I lost the kid?

1199
01:11:56,445 --> 01:11:58,811
I lost control of my daughter.

1200
01:12:00,015 --> 01:12:02,347
I've lost control of my life.

1201
01:12:03,218 --> 01:12:04,242
(SIGHING)

1202
01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:05,412
Peyton.

1203
01:12:06,689 --> 01:12:10,625
Peyton, I don't want to be a crummy uncle,
I want to be a great uncle.

1204
01:12:10,693 --> 01:12:13,719
I could be a great uncle,
if I could just find you.

1205
01:12:14,596 --> 01:12:16,154
(PEYTON LAUGHING)

1206
01:12:17,299 --> 01:12:21,065
Gosh, I wonder where Peyton is.

1207
01:12:21,670 --> 01:12:23,661
You found me.

1208
01:12:23,739 --> 01:12:25,400
I sure did.

1209
01:12:25,541 --> 01:12:26,667
(LAUGHING)

1210
01:12:26,742 --> 01:12:28,232
There you are.

1211
01:12:33,415 --> 01:12:34,905
You like that?

1212
01:12:36,251 --> 01:12:37,718
Pretty tasty.

1213
01:12:40,456 --> 01:12:42,321
It's almost 9:00.

1214
01:12:43,025 --> 01:12:44,788
Time to call Mandy.

1215
01:12:58,006 --> 01:12:59,064
(SOME PLACE TO FALL PLAYING)

1216
01:12:59,141 --> 01:13:00,904
Some place to fall

1217
01:13:00,976 --> 01:13:03,444
No pain at all

1218
01:13:03,879 --> 01:13:09,010
I know I'm home when I'm next to you

1219
01:13:10,486 --> 01:13:14,217
DREW: I can't believe I've been out of
your orbit for four years.

1220
01:13:14,289 --> 01:13:18,783
MANDY: Yeah, well, I haven't exactly been
what you call a rising star.

1221
01:13:19,695 --> 01:13:21,424
You are tonight.

1222
01:13:21,497 --> 01:13:24,022
You're the most beautiful girl here.

1223
01:13:24,099 --> 01:13:27,034
Drew, I don't have to be
the most beautiful.

1224
01:13:27,102 --> 01:13:30,401
I'd just like to be somebody to you.

1225
01:13:32,374 --> 01:13:33,671
You are.

1226
01:13:35,244 --> 01:13:37,337
Do you wanna go somewhere
we can be alone?

1227
01:13:37,413 --> 01:13:38,573
Just the two of us?

1228
01:13:51,927 --> 01:13:53,258
(YOUR RIDE PLAYING)

1229
01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:55,419
Um...

1230
01:13:55,864 --> 01:13:57,991
I'm expecting a call.

1231
01:13:58,066 --> 01:14:00,227
Okay, I'll meet you up there.

1232
01:14:08,811 --> 01:14:13,145
Your dad's gonna call, like, in a minute.
We have to punk him one more time.

1233
01:14:14,316 --> 01:14:15,305
No.

1234
01:14:15,918 --> 01:14:17,852
No, it's time to take a stand.

1235
01:14:18,620 --> 01:14:21,851
I'm gonna tell him that I'm gonna do
what I want, when I want.

1236
01:14:21,924 --> 01:14:25,553
I mean, how could I even trust myself
if he can't trust me?

1237
01:14:25,661 --> 01:14:27,151
(DIALING)

1238
01:14:27,229 --> 01:14:29,663
What in God's name are you doing?

1239
01:14:29,932 --> 01:14:33,459
Sexual tension.
It's just too much for her, she's snapped.

1240
01:14:45,180 --> 01:14:46,875
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

1241
01:14:48,984 --> 01:14:49,973
Hello.

1242
01:14:50,419 --> 01:14:52,410
Daddy. Are you okay?

1243
01:14:52,621 --> 01:14:54,088
Yes, I'm fine.

1244
01:14:55,057 --> 01:14:59,187
Yeah, I'm just whispering because
I finally got Peyton to go to sleep.

1245
01:15:01,063 --> 01:15:03,588
Hey, Mandy, listen.

1246
01:15:04,833 --> 01:15:08,200
When I raised you,
I did an okay job, right?

1247
01:15:08,270 --> 01:15:11,569
I mean, on a scale of one to 10,

1248
01:15:12,174 --> 01:15:14,369
I was probably an eight.

1249
01:15:14,443 --> 01:15:17,241
I mean, I was at least an eight, right?

1250
01:15:17,312 --> 01:15:19,439
I mean, it wouldn't be a five.

1251
01:15:19,581 --> 01:15:22,209
Dad, you're a 10.

1252
01:15:23,218 --> 01:15:24,515
Really?

1253
01:15:25,487 --> 01:15:27,045
Cross my heart.

1254
01:15:28,257 --> 01:15:30,157
Why didn't you call me?

1255
01:15:32,227 --> 01:15:33,785
Well, because

1256
01:15:34,930 --> 01:15:36,329
I trust you.

1257
01:15:39,201 --> 01:15:40,327
Yeah.

1258
01:15:42,137 --> 01:15:43,365
Oh.

1259
01:15:44,873 --> 01:15:45,965
Okay.

1260
01:15:47,276 --> 01:15:50,439
Well, I guess I'll go.

1261
01:15:53,415 --> 01:15:55,076
-Dad?
-Yeah?

1262
01:15:55,751 --> 01:15:57,412
Thanks for not calling.

1263
01:16:00,322 --> 01:16:01,448
Okay.

1264
01:16:48,403 --> 01:16:49,461
Hey.

1265
01:16:50,906 --> 01:16:51,964
Hey.

1266
01:16:53,041 --> 01:16:56,169
Every time I see you, I like you even more.

1267
01:16:58,380 --> 01:16:59,574
Thanks.

1268
01:17:04,753 --> 01:17:07,483
So, this is the tower.

1269
01:17:07,956 --> 01:17:09,389
Yeah.

1270
01:17:16,498 --> 01:17:17,658
MANDY: Wow.

1271
01:17:18,133 --> 01:17:19,532
That's cool.

1272
01:17:23,338 --> 01:17:25,101
That's a good one.

1273
01:17:29,678 --> 01:17:30,975
That's...

1274
01:17:31,446 --> 01:17:32,845
My favorite.

1275
01:17:46,395 --> 01:17:47,419
(KIMBERLY AND BLAIR CHANTING)

1276
01:17:47,496 --> 01:17:50,021
-Drew, you are one of us.
-Drew, you are one of us.

1277
01:17:50,732 --> 01:17:54,065
-Drew, you are one of us.
-Drew, you are one of us.

1278
01:17:55,470 --> 01:17:57,938
LISA: She took you away.

1279
01:17:58,774 --> 01:18:02,175
-Drew, you are one of us.
-Drew, you are one of us.

1280
01:18:02,577 --> 01:18:05,740
-Drew, you are one of us.
-Drew, you are one of us.

1281
01:18:07,616 --> 01:18:09,208
LISA: Come back to us.

1282
01:18:10,385 --> 01:18:12,046
What is she doing?

1283
01:18:12,521 --> 01:18:17,982
She's using Marilyn Manson's blood
to put a curse on Mandy.

1284
01:18:19,061 --> 01:18:22,997
I told you, she is a real witch.

1285
01:18:24,866 --> 01:18:26,493
It's payback time.

1286
01:18:30,839 --> 01:18:32,204
Come back.

1287
01:18:32,708 --> 01:18:34,505
Come back to us.

1288
01:18:36,778 --> 01:18:40,646
-Drew, you are one of us.
-Drew, you are one of us.

1289
01:18:41,383 --> 01:18:45,046
-Drew, you are one of us.
-Drew, you are one of us.

1290
01:18:45,721 --> 01:18:47,621
-Drew, you are one of us.
-Drew, you are one of us.

1291
01:18:47,689 --> 01:18:50,385
LISA: Come to me, Drew.

1292
01:18:51,426 --> 01:18:53,394
Come back.

1293
01:18:54,429 --> 01:18:57,455
She stole you away from me.

1294
01:18:58,300 --> 01:18:59,597
-Drew, you are one of us.
-Drew, you are one of us.

1295
01:18:59,668 --> 01:19:01,067
LISA: Leave her.

1296
01:19:01,136 --> 01:19:03,730
Come back to me, Drew.

1297
01:19:04,473 --> 01:19:05,906
She is bad.

1298
01:19:06,842 --> 01:19:09,072
Come back to me.

1299
01:19:09,578 --> 01:19:12,775
-Drew, you are one of us.
-Drew, you are one of us.

1300
01:19:13,215 --> 01:19:16,446
-Drew, you are one of us.
-Drew, you are one of us.

1301
01:19:17,185 --> 01:19:20,018
-Drew, you are one of us.
-Drew, you are one of us.

1302
01:19:20,188 --> 01:19:21,314
(GULPING)

1303
01:19:21,389 --> 01:19:23,983
-Drew, you are one of us.
-Drew, you are one of us.

1304
01:19:24,059 --> 01:19:25,856
LISA: I don't feel so good.

1305
01:19:36,972 --> 01:19:37,961
(LISA COUGHING)

1306
01:19:38,874 --> 01:19:40,034
(LAUGHING)

1307
01:19:48,450 --> 01:19:50,577
I can feel your heart beating.

1308
01:19:52,120 --> 01:19:53,314
So can I.

1309
01:19:57,726 --> 01:19:58,715
Drew.

1310
01:20:02,330 --> 01:20:06,824
You're the most handsome,
coolest guy I've ever met.

1311
01:20:08,603 --> 01:20:11,629
I've dreamt about this
a thousand times but...

1312
01:20:11,706 --> 01:20:13,298
My hands are sweating.

1313
01:20:14,643 --> 01:20:16,372
Would you excuse me?

1314
01:20:20,649 --> 01:20:23,743
''My palms are sweating''? Come on, Drew.

1315
01:20:26,188 --> 01:20:28,679
God. Okay, water, water.

1316
01:20:29,057 --> 01:20:30,615
(WATER RUNNING)

1317
01:20:34,429 --> 01:20:35,555
(EXCLAIMS)

1318
01:20:43,405 --> 01:20:45,202
(FRAGILE TOUGH GIRL PLAYING)

1319
01:20:45,707 --> 01:20:49,006
But now I hurt so bad

1320
01:20:49,811 --> 01:20:52,609
You think you have friends
that you

1321
01:20:53,114 --> 01:20:55,105
Don't really have

1322
01:20:56,051 --> 01:20:58,417
I can take a slap
like the best of them

1323
01:20:58,486 --> 01:21:01,819
But when it hurts
too much to feel

1324
01:21:01,890 --> 01:21:04,586
Oh, I just dress
my heart up

1325
01:21:04,659 --> 01:21:08,186
In these bandages of steel

1326
01:21:08,730 --> 01:21:10,197
Oh

1327
01:21:10,265 --> 01:21:12,961
I'm a fragile tough girl

1328
01:21:13,335 --> 01:21:14,529
Mandy?

1329
01:21:19,674 --> 01:21:21,335
(ALL LAUGHING)

1330
01:21:21,409 --> 01:21:23,104
BOY 1 : Awesome spew.

1331
01:21:23,578 --> 01:21:26,138
BOY 2: Lisa Cross, the vomit queen.

1332
01:21:32,053 --> 01:21:33,645
How you feeling?

1333
01:21:38,660 --> 01:21:43,290
That was so incredibly mean
and sneaky and underhanded.

1334
01:21:43,365 --> 01:21:46,095
I know, and I feel just wonderful.

1335
01:21:46,167 --> 01:21:48,795
-Wonderful.
-Did you see her face?

1336
01:21:48,870 --> 01:21:51,464
They're ridiculous.

1337
01:21:54,276 --> 01:21:55,641
How'd it go?

1338
01:21:55,911 --> 01:21:58,004
Let's just get out of here.

1339
01:22:25,540 --> 01:22:27,235
(DOOR CLOSING)

1340
01:22:36,251 --> 01:22:39,448
I know you're waiting up.
Ready to pounce.

1341
01:22:42,490 --> 01:22:45,550
Yeah, you're right, I couldn't sleep.

1342
01:22:48,997 --> 01:22:52,626
But I want you to know
that I don't wanna know.

1343
01:22:53,902 --> 01:22:54,960
You don't wanna know what?

1344
01:22:55,036 --> 01:22:56,833
It's none of my business.

1345
01:22:57,739 --> 01:23:00,640
I mean, I feel bad
that I tried to make it my business.

1346
01:23:03,712 --> 01:23:07,239
Remember when you said
that I was a good dad and that I was a 10?

1347
01:23:07,983 --> 01:23:09,041
Yeah.

1348
01:23:12,320 --> 01:23:15,016
Well, I finally listened

1349
01:23:16,758 --> 01:23:19,454
and I just sort of realized
at some point tonight,

1350
01:23:19,527 --> 01:23:21,427
I did the best I could.

1351
01:23:25,166 --> 01:23:28,260
And then everything felt like
it was gonna be okay.

1352
01:23:29,771 --> 01:23:31,102
And then,

1353
01:23:32,073 --> 01:23:33,062
well,

1354
01:23:34,009 --> 01:23:36,000
I have something to show you.

1355
01:23:36,444 --> 01:23:38,435
Step into my office.

1356
01:23:38,513 --> 01:23:40,310
I made a few changes.

1357
01:23:42,984 --> 01:23:46,215
Now, it's modular.

1358
01:23:48,189 --> 01:23:49,918
No longer attached.

1359
01:23:52,193 --> 01:23:53,558
Detachable.

1360
01:23:54,963 --> 01:23:56,055
Dad,

1361
01:23:58,767 --> 01:24:00,997
I don't want to be detachable.

1362
01:24:02,237 --> 01:24:07,004
It's just that I'm so sorry
about being paranoid and overbearing

1363
01:24:08,209 --> 01:24:09,767
and ridiculous and...

1364
01:24:11,579 --> 01:24:13,376
Keep going, you're on a roll.

1365
01:24:14,649 --> 01:24:16,116
Control freak.

1366
01:24:17,052 --> 01:24:18,383
Very good.

1367
01:24:18,853 --> 01:24:20,047
Thanks.

1368
01:24:22,857 --> 01:24:25,121
You know how you always say
I never listen to you?

1369
01:24:25,193 --> 01:24:28,424
-Well...
-Well, at this one particular moment...

1370
01:24:28,963 --> 01:24:31,761
Kind of a critical mass kind of thing,

1371
01:24:32,300 --> 01:24:35,792
when I wasn't sure, you know, what to do,

1372
01:24:38,440 --> 01:24:40,567
I just listened to my heart.

1373
01:24:42,710 --> 01:24:44,610
I was listening to you.

1374
01:24:46,648 --> 01:24:47,876
Sweetie.

1375
01:24:53,388 --> 01:24:54,946
Get some sleep.

1376
01:24:57,792 --> 01:25:03,594
So you could've had this boy,
this Drew Patterson.

1377
01:25:04,099 --> 01:25:06,124
This every-girl's-fantasy.

1378
01:25:07,268 --> 01:25:09,395
And turning him down means...

1379
01:25:09,737 --> 01:25:11,295
Social suicide.

1380
01:25:12,373 --> 01:25:13,738
I'm sorry.

1381
01:25:14,242 --> 01:25:15,470
Dad,

1382
01:25:16,611 --> 01:25:18,135
it was my choice.

1383
01:25:20,315 --> 01:25:21,942
You let me make it.

1384
01:25:24,252 --> 01:25:25,480
Thanks.

1385
01:25:31,759 --> 01:25:32,748
(SIGHS)

1386
01:25:45,807 --> 01:25:49,903
MANDY: Once again, I had to walk as a
ghost on the grounds of high school.

1387
01:25:50,278 --> 01:25:54,009
For I, a humble peasant girl,
had done the unthinkable.

1388
01:25:55,083 --> 01:25:57,745
I had spurned the crown prince
of Camelot.

1389
01:25:57,919 --> 01:26:00,513
The repercussions of which
would no doubt haunt me

1390
01:26:00,588 --> 01:26:01,953
for weeks to come.

1391
01:26:02,023 --> 01:26:04,287
All right, all right, listen up.

1392
01:26:04,359 --> 01:26:07,817
This is the moment
we've all been waiting for.

1393
01:26:11,699 --> 01:26:18,662
Senior prince, Drew Patterson,
will now crown his princess.

1394
01:26:20,642 --> 01:26:21,939
Drew.

1395
01:26:44,899 --> 01:26:46,799
Come on, man, what's up?

1396
01:26:48,203 --> 01:26:51,502
If you do this, you're no longer one of us.

1397
01:26:59,180 --> 01:27:00,306
Come.

1398
01:27:07,655 --> 01:27:09,987
-Oh, no.
-Oh, yes.

1399
01:27:12,961 --> 01:27:14,758
Come with me, please.

1400
01:27:22,971 --> 01:27:24,563
(ALEXA AND CAYENNE GIGGLING)

1401
01:27:32,814 --> 01:27:34,748
Why are you doing this?

1402
01:27:35,316 --> 01:27:39,184
With all these people around,
I figured you might not say no to me.

1403
01:27:41,222 --> 01:27:44,248
And I could do this.

1404
01:27:49,797 --> 01:27:51,059
And this.

1405
01:27:55,169 --> 01:27:57,262
(PICTURES OF YOU PLAYING)

1406
01:27:57,405 --> 01:27:59,134
Pictures of me

1407
01:27:59,207 --> 01:28:03,610
Hung up on your wall
for the world to see

1408
01:28:04,345 --> 01:28:06,108
Pictures of you

1409
01:28:06,648 --> 01:28:08,582
Pictures of me

1410
01:28:08,650 --> 01:28:12,780
Hung up on your wall
for the world to see

1411
01:28:13,888 --> 01:28:17,722
Confess to me

1412
01:28:18,259 --> 01:28:20,250
Every secret moment

1413
01:28:20,495 --> 01:28:23,555
Every stolen promise
you've believed

1414
01:28:23,665 --> 01:28:26,964
Confess to me

1415
01:28:27,168 --> 01:28:29,636
All that lies between us

1416
01:28:29,704 --> 01:28:33,105
All that lies between
you and me

1417
01:28:41,783 --> 01:28:44,047
We are the boxers
in the ring

1418
01:28:44,118 --> 01:28:46,416
We are the bells
that never sing

1419
01:28:46,487 --> 01:28:48,352
There is a title
we can't win

1420
01:28:48,423 --> 01:28:50,823
No matter how hard
we must swing

1421
01:28:50,892 --> 01:28:52,587
Pictures of you

1422
01:28:52,660 --> 01:28:54,423
Pictures of me

1423
01:28:54,495 --> 01:28:59,455
Hung up on your wall
for the world to see

1424
01:28:59,734 --> 01:29:01,964
Pictures of you

1425
01:29:02,036 --> 01:29:04,027
Pictures of me

1426
01:29:04,105 --> 01:29:08,599
Remind us all
of what we could have been

1427
01:29:08,843 --> 01:29:11,141
Pictures of you

1428
01:29:11,245 --> 01:29:12,803
Pictures of me

1429
01:29:12,880 --> 01:29:17,214
Hung up on your wall
for the world to see

1430
01:29:18,219 --> 01:29:20,380
Pictures of you

1431
01:29:20,455 --> 01:29:22,446
Pictures of you

1432
01:29:22,523 --> 01:29:26,721
Remind us all
of what we could have been

1433
01:29:27,395 --> 01:29:30,523
What could have been

1434
01:29:31,766 --> 01:29:34,234
We could have been

1435
01:29:36,637 --> 01:29:38,662
Pictures of you

1436
01:29:38,740 --> 01:29:40,935
Pictures of me

1437
01:29:41,008 --> 01:29:45,240
Remind us all
of what we could have been

1438
01:29:45,813 --> 01:29:48,680
We could have been