1 00:00:01,208 --> 00:00:04,625 (Suspenseful rock music) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:08,153 --> 00:00:10,860 ♪ The door is open, good morning ♪ 5 00:00:10,943 --> 00:00:14,334 ♪ if you're lucky, maybe baby I will call you back yeah ♪ 6 00:00:14,417 --> 00:00:17,494 ♪ show me darling what you've got ♪ 7 00:00:17,577 --> 00:00:20,665 ♪ already in love and I've only seen your headshot ♪ 8 00:00:20,748 --> 00:00:23,991 ♪ if you impress me in the flesh ♪ 9 00:00:24,074 --> 00:00:27,237 ♪ perhaps I'll let you be my misses ♪ 10 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:30,037 ♪ I know I'll find a girl ♪ 11 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:33,677 ♪ if I bring in them all ♪ 12 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:38,760 ♪ it's a genius way to find a love of my life ♪ 13 00:00:39,460 --> 00:00:42,611 ♪ cattle call ♪ 14 00:00:42,694 --> 00:00:46,813 ♪ cattle call ♪ 15 00:00:46,896 --> 00:00:49,913 ♪ don't be nervous, don't be shy ♪ 16 00:00:49,996 --> 00:00:51,776 ♪ it's just an audition to see ♪ 17 00:00:51,859 --> 00:00:53,312 ♪ which girl I want to be mine ♪ 18 00:00:53,395 --> 00:00:56,435 ♪ so listen up and take your Mark ♪ 19 00:00:56,518 --> 00:00:59,613 ♪ this is your chance to give me heart a jump start ♪ 20 00:00:59,696 --> 00:01:02,696 ♪ so turn around and look away ♪ 21 00:01:02,779 --> 00:01:03,717 ♪ stay in the room ♪ 22 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:06,169 ♪ I just want those heads sway ♪ 23 00:01:06,252 --> 00:01:08,536 ♪ I know I'll find a girl ♪ 24 00:01:08,619 --> 00:01:12,691 ♪ if I bring in them all ♪ 25 00:01:12,774 --> 00:01:17,774 ♪ it's a genius way to find the love of my life ♪ 26 00:01:19,312 --> 00:01:21,691 ♪ I know I'll find a girl ♪ 27 00:01:21,774 --> 00:01:25,492 ♪ if I bring in them all ♪ 28 00:01:25,575 --> 00:01:30,575 ♪ it's a genius way to find the love of my life ♪ 29 00:01:31,177 --> 00:01:33,677 ♪ cattle call ♪ 30 00:01:35,519 --> 00:01:38,519 (Upbeat rock music) 31 00:01:41,219 --> 00:01:43,255 - Gosh, I love to... I love to shop. 32 00:01:43,338 --> 00:01:44,652 I mean, no, I love to go camping. 33 00:01:44,735 --> 00:01:46,934 - One time, this boyfriend was cheating on me, 34 00:01:47,017 --> 00:01:49,594 and a week later, he lost his job. 35 00:01:49,677 --> 00:01:51,655 And then his car got wrecked. 36 00:01:51,738 --> 00:01:53,896 And then a tree fell on his house. 37 00:01:53,979 --> 00:01:55,411 - He has to at least five tattoos, 38 00:01:55,494 --> 00:01:57,396 or five piercings, I don't care. 39 00:01:57,479 --> 00:01:59,290 If not, don't even bother talking to me. 40 00:01:59,373 --> 00:02:01,814 I've been sober for six hours, yeah, six hours. 41 00:02:01,897 --> 00:02:04,333 - I have a lot of cats. 42 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:06,516 - I like sex, I actually do like it, 43 00:02:06,599 --> 00:02:09,645 and I have sex with guys just for fun. 44 00:02:09,728 --> 00:02:10,994 - Although I am from Utah, 45 00:02:11,077 --> 00:02:12,672 so I guess I may be biased 46 00:02:12,755 --> 00:02:15,373 to prefer someone that's being Mormon. 47 00:02:15,456 --> 00:02:17,315 And make my grandma happy. 48 00:02:17,398 --> 00:02:19,051 - I'm a professional body painter, 49 00:02:19,134 --> 00:02:21,776 so pretty much I just roll around naked and paint. 50 00:02:21,859 --> 00:02:23,754 I'm actually in the process 51 00:02:23,837 --> 00:02:25,434 of developing a human slingshot, 52 00:02:25,517 --> 00:02:27,510 so I can do walls in houses. 53 00:02:27,593 --> 00:02:30,729 - I used to be miss teen USA. 54 00:02:30,812 --> 00:02:33,196 - I'm terribly afraid of crabs. 55 00:02:33,279 --> 00:02:37,029 Not the std, well, yeah, the std too I guess. 56 00:02:38,319 --> 00:02:39,734 - Hi. 57 00:02:39,817 --> 00:02:41,195 My name is Debbie. 58 00:02:41,278 --> 00:02:45,916 And I'm looking for a very handsome guy that's funny, 59 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,166 smart, rich couldn't hurt. 60 00:02:49,117 --> 00:02:51,675 (Laughing) 61 00:02:51,758 --> 00:02:52,673 - That's great. 62 00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:54,173 That's fantastic. 63 00:02:57,151 --> 00:03:00,191 - Alright, thanks for calling, alright, bye. 64 00:03:00,274 --> 00:03:01,834 Dude, that was Sigourney, 65 00:03:01,917 --> 00:03:03,625 the girl I met at the casting agency last week. 66 00:03:03,708 --> 00:03:06,332 - Is that some sort of new kind of dating service? 67 00:03:06,415 --> 00:03:07,785 - No no no, man. 68 00:03:07,868 --> 00:03:09,090 The casting agency where my sister works. 69 00:03:09,173 --> 00:03:12,091 And there's this huge rejects bin filled with head shots. 70 00:03:12,174 --> 00:03:13,310 - So what did you do? 71 00:03:13,393 --> 00:03:14,390 - As I'm sifting through, 72 00:03:14,473 --> 00:03:16,088 I find this one that has playboy credits. 73 00:03:16,171 --> 00:03:17,667 She's beautiful. 74 00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:19,649 I'm like, I have to, have to talk to this girl. 75 00:03:19,732 --> 00:03:21,466 So I'm writing it down and everything, 76 00:03:21,549 --> 00:03:23,469 and this janitor walks in. 77 00:03:23,552 --> 00:03:24,490 What are you doing? 78 00:03:24,573 --> 00:03:25,533 Listen... this is my job. 79 00:03:25,616 --> 00:03:26,570 - No no no no no no. 80 00:03:26,653 --> 00:03:27,403 - It's my job. - I want these. 81 00:03:27,486 --> 00:03:28,236 - It's my job. 82 00:03:28,319 --> 00:03:30,247 - Take the trash bag home, right? 83 00:03:30,330 --> 00:03:32,047 And I call that girl. 84 00:03:32,130 --> 00:03:33,109 I told her, listen, 85 00:03:33,192 --> 00:03:35,303 even though she was rejected by the casting agency, 86 00:03:35,386 --> 00:03:36,766 I wanted her. 87 00:03:36,849 --> 00:03:38,664 I want to cast her in my music video. 88 00:03:38,747 --> 00:03:40,330 - What music video? 89 00:03:41,510 --> 00:03:42,571 - Richie, if I want, 90 00:03:42,654 --> 00:03:44,568 I could easily make a music video. 91 00:03:44,651 --> 00:03:46,066 - [Richie] Isn't this girl gonna freak out? 92 00:03:46,149 --> 00:03:47,430 - No. - [Richie] When she finds out 93 00:03:47,513 --> 00:03:48,548 you're not making one. - Like I said, 94 00:03:48,631 --> 00:03:50,422 if I really really have to, 95 00:03:50,505 --> 00:03:51,929 I'll make the freaking video. 96 00:03:52,012 --> 00:03:53,066 - How? 97 00:03:53,149 --> 00:03:54,251 - With your camera. 98 00:03:54,334 --> 00:03:56,410 - Oh that's if I let you use my digital camera. 99 00:03:56,493 --> 00:03:57,530 - You're not gonna let me use it. 100 00:03:57,613 --> 00:03:59,266 - You're running a fake casting agency 101 00:03:59,349 --> 00:04:03,510 so you can lie to some women and sleep with them. 102 00:04:03,593 --> 00:04:05,031 - That's borderline genius, man. 103 00:04:05,114 --> 00:04:07,067 That's a brilliant idea! 104 00:04:07,150 --> 00:04:08,067 Think about it, man. 105 00:04:08,150 --> 00:04:09,407 Think about what you just said. 106 00:04:09,490 --> 00:04:11,770 This is a way for you and me (Lively music) 107 00:04:11,853 --> 00:04:13,337 To meet the girl of our dreams. 108 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:14,665 All we have to do is like, 109 00:04:14,748 --> 00:04:17,029 just place an ad in one of those actor trade paper things, 110 00:04:17,112 --> 00:04:19,369 and man, we'll have a ton of prospects. 111 00:04:19,452 --> 00:04:21,726 We'll have tons and tons of beautiful women 112 00:04:21,809 --> 00:04:22,846 knocking on our door. 113 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:24,449 I mean, you'll end up finding your girlfriend. 114 00:04:24,532 --> 00:04:25,569 Or who knows, maybe your wife. 115 00:04:25,652 --> 00:04:27,066 It's a great idea, man. 116 00:04:27,149 --> 00:04:28,071 And we should do it. 117 00:04:28,154 --> 00:04:30,027 Listen, it's like a personal ad. 118 00:04:30,110 --> 00:04:31,764 All we're doing is casting someone 119 00:04:31,847 --> 00:04:35,066 to play the perfect person for you. 120 00:04:35,149 --> 00:04:36,412 - You're happy lying to women 121 00:04:36,495 --> 00:04:38,286 and now you want me to lie to them too. 122 00:04:38,369 --> 00:04:40,046 - When the girl really gets to know you, Richie, okay, 123 00:04:40,129 --> 00:04:42,769 when the girls gets to really really know you, 124 00:04:42,852 --> 00:04:45,410 she's gonna think you met by chance. 125 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:47,722 That is meant to be. 126 00:04:47,805 --> 00:04:48,887 (Steady music) 127 00:04:48,970 --> 00:04:50,185 Look at this, beautiful. 128 00:04:50,268 --> 00:04:51,325 It's amazing. 129 00:04:51,408 --> 00:04:52,811 The ad is really working. 130 00:04:52,894 --> 00:04:54,425 Look at... 131 00:04:54,508 --> 00:04:56,306 These girls are gorgeous, man. 132 00:04:56,389 --> 00:04:57,548 This is disgusting. 133 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:58,464 No, no. 134 00:04:59,535 --> 00:05:01,063 What do you think of this? 135 00:05:01,146 --> 00:05:02,567 - I think that you're a psycho. 136 00:05:02,650 --> 00:05:03,748 - No, listen. 137 00:05:03,831 --> 00:05:05,147 When you look at these photos, okay, 138 00:05:05,230 --> 00:05:06,647 I'm showing you there's a lot of red flags here. 139 00:05:06,730 --> 00:05:08,810 Her eyebrows are super super thick. 140 00:05:08,893 --> 00:05:10,743 Her nose, this girl, look at it. 141 00:05:10,826 --> 00:05:11,788 It looks like a Saint Bernard. 142 00:05:11,871 --> 00:05:14,046 And you gotta look really carefully here, look. 143 00:05:14,129 --> 00:05:16,066 See, right there, the hair on her arms. 144 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,150 She's very hairy, it's disgusting. 145 00:05:18,233 --> 00:05:19,346 - Sherman, I get the point. 146 00:05:19,429 --> 00:05:20,524 - I'm doing this for you, man. 147 00:05:20,607 --> 00:05:21,772 When was the last time you got laid? 148 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:22,870 - Why do you need to know? 149 00:05:22,953 --> 00:05:24,019 - Exactly. 150 00:05:24,102 --> 00:05:25,447 I need to use your video camera. 151 00:05:25,530 --> 00:05:26,888 - Why do you need my video camera? 152 00:05:26,971 --> 00:05:28,404 - For the auditions. 153 00:05:28,487 --> 00:05:29,402 - What auditions. 154 00:05:29,485 --> 00:05:31,507 - And we're gonna actually need an office space, too. 155 00:05:31,590 --> 00:05:33,802 I mean, with a waiting room, or something. 156 00:05:33,885 --> 00:05:36,011 - Why don't we just add in a jacuzzi and a sauna? 157 00:05:36,094 --> 00:05:38,607 We'll do a weight room, maybe some vaulted ceilings. 158 00:05:38,690 --> 00:05:39,986 That'll be nice, a wet bar. - Listen. 159 00:05:40,069 --> 00:05:41,329 In order to do this right, Richie, 160 00:05:41,412 --> 00:05:44,046 it has to be a legitimate operation. 161 00:05:44,129 --> 00:05:45,509 - A legitimate operation. - Right. 162 00:05:45,592 --> 00:05:47,227 - Right right, for a fake casting agency. 163 00:05:47,310 --> 00:05:48,305 That's great. 164 00:05:48,388 --> 00:05:49,405 - We need an office space, 165 00:05:49,488 --> 00:05:50,445 whether it's fake or not. 166 00:05:50,528 --> 00:05:51,529 - And who's gonna pay for that? 167 00:05:51,612 --> 00:05:56,612 (Phone ringing) (Mellow music) 168 00:06:02,907 --> 00:06:05,467 - I don't hear anything. 169 00:06:05,550 --> 00:06:06,767 Hello? 170 00:06:06,850 --> 00:06:07,683 - Yes? 171 00:06:09,294 --> 00:06:10,842 - [Sherman] Glen? 172 00:06:10,925 --> 00:06:12,424 - Yes. 173 00:06:12,507 --> 00:06:14,685 - You are such a freak, man. 174 00:06:14,768 --> 00:06:16,811 Everyone I know says hello or something 175 00:06:16,894 --> 00:06:19,907 after they answer the phone. 176 00:06:19,990 --> 00:06:22,514 Glen, hello, are you there? 177 00:06:22,597 --> 00:06:23,774 - Yes. 178 00:06:23,857 --> 00:06:25,088 - What are you doing, man? 179 00:06:25,171 --> 00:06:26,509 You're doing it again. 180 00:06:26,592 --> 00:06:30,013 You're giving me no indication that you're there. 181 00:06:30,096 --> 00:06:32,631 - Did the phone stop ringing? 182 00:06:32,714 --> 00:06:34,248 - [Sherman] Yes it stopped ringing. 183 00:06:34,331 --> 00:06:35,371 - Well then you can assume 184 00:06:35,454 --> 00:06:37,905 that someone picked up the phone. 185 00:06:37,988 --> 00:06:39,230 - I can't believe I'm having 186 00:06:39,313 --> 00:06:42,063 this conversation with you, Glen. 187 00:06:42,966 --> 00:06:45,708 What the hell is wrong with you, man? 188 00:06:45,791 --> 00:06:49,104 - What's wrong with you, whoever you are? 189 00:06:49,187 --> 00:06:50,143 - Glen, we need to talk to you 190 00:06:50,226 --> 00:06:53,243 about renting some office space. 191 00:06:53,326 --> 00:06:54,159 - Alright. 192 00:06:56,429 --> 00:06:57,469 Let's talk, then. 193 00:06:57,552 --> 00:07:00,552 (Upbeat rock music) 194 00:07:04,228 --> 00:07:07,129 ♪ The door is open, come on in ♪ 195 00:07:07,212 --> 00:07:10,084 ♪ if you're lucky, maybe baby I will call you back in ♪ 196 00:07:10,167 --> 00:07:13,468 ♪ show me darling what you've got ♪ 197 00:07:13,551 --> 00:07:16,852 ♪ already in love and I've only seen your headshot ♪ 198 00:07:16,935 --> 00:07:20,109 ♪ if you impress me in the flesh ♪ 199 00:07:20,192 --> 00:07:23,267 ♪ perhaps I'll make you be the misses ♪ 200 00:07:23,350 --> 00:07:25,850 ♪ I know I'll find a girl ♪ 201 00:07:25,933 --> 00:07:29,907 ♪ if I bring in them all ♪ 202 00:07:29,990 --> 00:07:34,990 ♪ it's a genius way to find the love of my life ♪ 203 00:07:35,073 --> 00:07:36,034 - Reject. 204 00:07:36,117 --> 00:07:37,166 - Alright, see ya. 205 00:07:37,249 --> 00:07:39,291 Hey, Sherman, you realize that you're throwing 206 00:07:39,374 --> 00:07:41,247 out girls that you would normally 207 00:07:41,330 --> 00:07:42,768 try to pick up at a bar, right? 208 00:07:42,851 --> 00:07:44,010 - Richie, the whole point of this 209 00:07:44,093 --> 00:07:46,611 is to get supreme quality ass. 210 00:07:46,694 --> 00:07:47,726 - Okay, well... 211 00:07:47,809 --> 00:07:49,850 How about this one? 212 00:07:49,933 --> 00:07:51,911 She looks like Lucy Liu. 213 00:07:51,994 --> 00:07:53,670 - She's hot, keep her, right? 214 00:07:53,753 --> 00:07:54,689 Look how hot she is. 215 00:07:54,772 --> 00:07:56,004 - Alright, here. 216 00:07:56,087 --> 00:07:57,287 Keep her. 217 00:07:57,370 --> 00:07:58,372 - Ooh, look at this. 218 00:07:58,455 --> 00:07:59,951 A Hilary duff lookalike. 219 00:08:00,034 --> 00:08:01,173 She's beautiful. 220 00:08:01,256 --> 00:08:02,250 Keep her, right? 221 00:08:02,333 --> 00:08:03,653 - [Richie] Yeah keep her, keep her. 222 00:08:03,736 --> 00:08:05,094 - Absolutely, look at her. 223 00:08:05,177 --> 00:08:07,393 This looks exactly like Morgan Fairchild. 224 00:08:07,476 --> 00:08:09,129 - Well does everybody have to look like somebody? 225 00:08:09,212 --> 00:08:10,645 - This looks, look! 226 00:08:10,728 --> 00:08:14,095 - Sherman, it is Morgan Fairchild. 227 00:08:14,178 --> 00:08:16,134 Marina Del, I don't know who she looks like, 228 00:08:16,217 --> 00:08:18,229 but you know, she's cute. 229 00:08:18,312 --> 00:08:21,772 - In the casting business, we say turn her over. 230 00:08:21,855 --> 00:08:22,688 - Okay. 231 00:08:23,735 --> 00:08:25,272 - Casting directors and producers, 232 00:08:25,355 --> 00:08:26,294 they look at this. 233 00:08:26,377 --> 00:08:27,430 They look at the actors' credits. 234 00:08:27,513 --> 00:08:29,906 But we, we look at this section right here. 235 00:08:29,989 --> 00:08:31,927 Special skills. 236 00:08:32,010 --> 00:08:34,870 Swimming, cooking, rollerblading. 237 00:08:34,953 --> 00:08:37,244 Working with underprivileged children. 238 00:08:37,327 --> 00:08:38,411 What does that mean? 239 00:08:38,494 --> 00:08:39,482 - That she likes kids. 240 00:08:39,565 --> 00:08:41,046 - Exactly, you're catching on. 241 00:08:41,129 --> 00:08:42,207 - Wait, it's like a personal ad. 242 00:08:42,290 --> 00:08:43,224 - [Sherman] Absolutely. 243 00:08:43,307 --> 00:08:46,828 - Then we keep her. - [Sherman] Absolutely. 244 00:08:46,911 --> 00:08:48,942 - Alright, alright, look at this girl. 245 00:08:49,025 --> 00:08:51,086 She's got her sizes right on the front. 246 00:08:51,169 --> 00:08:53,949 - Oh man, (spattering) Brunsky. 247 00:08:54,032 --> 00:08:55,448 You don't know what that means? 248 00:08:55,531 --> 00:08:56,592 You never did that. 249 00:08:56,675 --> 00:08:57,828 Brunsky. (Spattering) 250 00:08:57,911 --> 00:08:59,210 It's when you stick your face 251 00:08:59,293 --> 00:09:02,128 in between two substantially large breasts, 252 00:09:02,211 --> 00:09:03,668 and you blow really really hard, 253 00:09:03,751 --> 00:09:04,684 and you shake your head. 254 00:09:04,767 --> 00:09:05,810 (Spattering) 255 00:09:05,893 --> 00:09:06,832 Side to side like that. 256 00:09:06,915 --> 00:09:09,049 The combination of the air and the movement 257 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:11,186 causes a sound, a slapping sound, 258 00:09:11,269 --> 00:09:13,368 that goes in your ear drum. 259 00:09:13,451 --> 00:09:17,769 And that sound is Brunsky (spattering). 260 00:09:17,852 --> 00:09:19,427 - Turn her over. 261 00:09:19,510 --> 00:09:21,177 - You should try it. 262 00:09:22,136 --> 00:09:25,184 Weight lifting, mud wrestling, martial arts, 263 00:09:25,267 --> 00:09:27,183 horse trotting, I mean, absolutely, bring her in. 264 00:09:27,266 --> 00:09:28,850 - No no no, army tank mechanic, 265 00:09:28,933 --> 00:09:30,273 tractor and caterpillar driver. 266 00:09:30,356 --> 00:09:32,545 I say we toss her. - Yeah, whatever. 267 00:09:32,628 --> 00:09:33,628 Oops, sorry. 268 00:09:35,214 --> 00:09:37,185 - She's a Brunsky. 269 00:09:37,268 --> 00:09:38,351 - Yes she is. 270 00:09:40,031 --> 00:09:41,213 What's that? 271 00:09:41,296 --> 00:09:43,129 Hey, I saw that, Glen. 272 00:09:44,216 --> 00:09:45,225 - I think she's a keeper. 273 00:09:45,308 --> 00:09:46,571 I'm gonna call her. 274 00:09:46,654 --> 00:09:48,609 - No you're not. 275 00:09:48,692 --> 00:09:49,847 - [Richie] Oh okay, what time do you want 276 00:09:49,930 --> 00:09:51,215 to start calling them tomorrow? 277 00:09:51,298 --> 00:09:53,055 - [Sherman] What time, we call them right now. 278 00:09:53,138 --> 00:09:54,250 - [Richie] We can't call 'em now, it's too late. 279 00:09:54,333 --> 00:09:55,569 - Richie, it's not too late. 280 00:09:55,652 --> 00:09:56,950 These girls are out of work actresses. 281 00:09:57,033 --> 00:09:58,988 I mean, these are their office hours. 282 00:09:59,071 --> 00:09:59,992 They're desperate. 283 00:10:00,075 --> 00:10:02,574 - Oh great, then we should call them right now. 284 00:10:02,657 --> 00:10:03,789 Let's do that. - [Sherman] Do it. 285 00:10:03,872 --> 00:10:04,955 - [Richie] What do you think about her? 286 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:06,209 She's a keeper, right? - [Sherman] She's hot. 287 00:10:06,292 --> 00:10:07,888 - She's a keeper, great. - [Sherman] Call her. 288 00:10:07,971 --> 00:10:08,931 - Let's call. 289 00:10:09,014 --> 00:10:10,592 It's two o'clock in the morning. 290 00:10:10,675 --> 00:10:11,788 It's the perfect time to call 291 00:10:11,871 --> 00:10:13,110 and then schedule an audition for next week. 292 00:10:13,193 --> 00:10:14,482 That's great. 293 00:10:14,565 --> 00:10:15,789 We'll call her. 294 00:10:15,872 --> 00:10:17,551 Oh good, it's ringing. 295 00:10:17,634 --> 00:10:18,613 It's ringing. 296 00:10:18,696 --> 00:10:20,087 Hi... 297 00:10:20,170 --> 00:10:21,707 Oh I'm sorry, did I wake you up? 298 00:10:21,790 --> 00:10:22,706 So sorry. 299 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,507 My name's Richie Rey, 300 00:10:24,590 --> 00:10:25,811 and I'm producing a film, 301 00:10:25,894 --> 00:10:27,814 and we got your headshot, 302 00:10:27,897 --> 00:10:30,049 and we chose it out of hundreds of, 303 00:10:30,132 --> 00:10:31,886 no no, thousands of submissions. 304 00:10:31,969 --> 00:10:36,829 And based upon your special skills being so special. 305 00:10:36,912 --> 00:10:39,331 And we'd like you to come in and audition. 306 00:10:39,414 --> 00:10:40,529 Oh, fantastic, yeah. 307 00:10:40,612 --> 00:10:41,651 Oh one last thing. 308 00:10:41,734 --> 00:10:44,213 Can you bring some form of birth control, please? 309 00:10:44,296 --> 00:10:45,368 - Give me the phone. 310 00:10:45,451 --> 00:10:47,829 - The director actually just walked in, 311 00:10:47,912 --> 00:10:49,808 and he would like to speak with you. 312 00:10:49,891 --> 00:10:51,627 His name is Glen. 313 00:10:51,710 --> 00:10:53,960 Glen, his name's Glen Dale. 314 00:10:55,627 --> 00:10:57,377 Mr. Dale, here he is. 315 00:10:59,012 --> 00:11:01,291 - Hello. (Mellow music) 316 00:11:01,374 --> 00:11:03,263 This is Mr. Dale. 317 00:11:03,346 --> 00:11:05,790 (Laughing) 318 00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:06,706 Hello. 319 00:11:09,031 --> 00:11:11,031 She just hung up. - Nice. 320 00:11:12,193 --> 00:11:15,423 - You know, if she had caller ID, 321 00:11:15,506 --> 00:11:18,907 we would be in big trouble right now. 322 00:11:18,990 --> 00:11:22,407 - Glen, it was a make believe phone call. 323 00:11:24,229 --> 00:11:25,605 - Not to her. 324 00:11:25,688 --> 00:11:28,271 (Steady music) 325 00:11:35,931 --> 00:11:38,431 I left the seat up, excuse me. 326 00:11:49,074 --> 00:11:50,907 Try to be considerate. 327 00:11:55,030 --> 00:11:56,294 (Farting) 328 00:11:56,377 --> 00:11:57,210 Excuse me. 329 00:11:58,432 --> 00:11:59,432 That was me. 330 00:12:02,153 --> 00:12:03,903 Over the sheets, too. 331 00:12:05,351 --> 00:12:06,184 Not good. 332 00:12:07,772 --> 00:12:10,355 (Upbeat music) 333 00:12:13,112 --> 00:12:14,442 (Chattering) 334 00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:17,442 - [Woman] Cool, put this on my tab. 335 00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:20,621 - Hi, excuse me. 336 00:12:20,704 --> 00:12:24,786 I was just wondering if you had any casting papers, 337 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:28,463 or something that could sort of help me? 338 00:12:28,546 --> 00:12:30,437 - Here's your casting call. 339 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:33,105 Go out there and kill 'em, kid. 340 00:12:33,188 --> 00:12:36,065 - Okay, three dollars? - Three bucks. 341 00:12:36,148 --> 00:12:38,836 I know you're gonna do it. 342 00:12:38,919 --> 00:12:40,323 - Thanks. 343 00:12:40,406 --> 00:12:41,685 - [Shop owner] Let me know how you make out. 344 00:12:41,768 --> 00:12:42,683 - Okay. 345 00:12:42,766 --> 00:12:45,405 - Women always ask questions. 346 00:12:45,488 --> 00:12:47,378 Wait, I got it. 347 00:12:47,461 --> 00:12:48,662 I got it! 348 00:12:48,745 --> 00:12:51,106 Hi, I'm calling to schedule you for an audition. 349 00:12:51,189 --> 00:12:53,620 For an independent film. 350 00:12:53,703 --> 00:12:56,178 I mean, chicks love independent films, right? 351 00:12:56,261 --> 00:12:57,747 That's perfect! 352 00:12:57,830 --> 00:12:59,217 That's absolutely perfect. 353 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:00,578 That means we don't have to have a script, 354 00:13:00,661 --> 00:13:02,279 we don't have to have a schedule, 355 00:13:02,362 --> 00:13:03,537 we don't have to have a budget. 356 00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:05,040 Nothing, no money. 357 00:13:05,123 --> 00:13:06,147 That's it! 358 00:13:06,230 --> 00:13:07,261 No pay. 359 00:13:07,344 --> 00:13:08,883 Just a golden opportunity 360 00:13:08,966 --> 00:13:11,743 to be in an independent film. 361 00:13:11,826 --> 00:13:12,741 That's perfect! 362 00:13:12,824 --> 00:13:14,564 Independent filmmakers! 363 00:13:14,647 --> 00:13:15,667 We're independent filmmakers. 364 00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:17,606 That's it, I'm calling right now. 365 00:13:17,689 --> 00:13:19,005 Who should we call, this girl, Holly? 366 00:13:19,088 --> 00:13:20,736 - What about yeah, this girl number one, yeah. 367 00:13:20,819 --> 00:13:21,591 - Girl number one, alright. 368 00:13:21,674 --> 00:13:22,424 This is gonna work. 369 00:13:22,507 --> 00:13:24,009 Here we go. 370 00:13:24,092 --> 00:13:27,694 Richie Rey on the line, please hold. 371 00:13:27,777 --> 00:13:28,953 Talk. 372 00:13:29,036 --> 00:13:30,286 - Speakerphone. 373 00:13:33,035 --> 00:13:34,345 - Hi, this is Richie Rey. 374 00:13:34,428 --> 00:13:37,410 Thank you for answering the phone. 375 00:13:37,493 --> 00:13:39,570 We'd like to have you in for an audition. 376 00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:40,574 - [Holly] Cool, for what? 377 00:13:40,657 --> 00:13:41,694 - For an independent film. 378 00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:43,569 - [Holly] Ooh an indie, what's it called? 379 00:13:43,652 --> 00:13:44,713 - Perfect for me. 380 00:13:44,796 --> 00:13:46,472 - [Holly] What's the vibe? Sounds karmic. 381 00:13:46,555 --> 00:13:48,231 - Yeah, it's got some funny stuff in it. 382 00:13:48,314 --> 00:13:50,971 Then sometimes it's not funny at all. 383 00:13:51,054 --> 00:13:52,207 - [Holly] Right. - Sad, really. 384 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,103 Then it gets kinda creepy. 385 00:13:54,186 --> 00:13:56,973 But it's mainly funny. - [Holly] Uh huh, mm-hmm. 386 00:13:57,056 --> 00:13:58,346 - Because it's a comedy. 387 00:13:58,429 --> 00:13:59,371 - [Holly] Who's producing? 388 00:13:59,454 --> 00:14:01,371 - Me, and Sherman oaks. 389 00:14:02,455 --> 00:14:04,970 With Glen Dale directing. 390 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:07,470 - [Holly] What should I wear? 391 00:14:08,951 --> 00:14:10,451 - Dress like a ho. 392 00:14:11,766 --> 00:14:12,803 - [Holly] A ho? 393 00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:14,464 Sure, okay peace. 394 00:14:14,547 --> 00:14:16,368 - I told you! (Laughing) 395 00:14:16,451 --> 00:14:18,632 (Upbeat music) 396 00:14:18,715 --> 00:14:19,667 Yes! 397 00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:20,686 Good work. 398 00:14:20,769 --> 00:14:21,749 That was awesome. 399 00:14:21,832 --> 00:14:22,805 I told you it would work. 400 00:14:22,888 --> 00:14:23,805 I told you. 401 00:14:27,753 --> 00:14:30,420 (Phone ringing) 402 00:14:34,086 --> 00:14:35,367 - Casting, perfect for me. 403 00:14:35,450 --> 00:14:37,626 - This is Marina Del. 404 00:14:37,709 --> 00:14:39,686 - Marina, I was just looking at your picture. 405 00:14:39,769 --> 00:14:41,102 - I... I'm sorry. 406 00:14:41,940 --> 00:14:43,268 I'm just a little bit nervous. 407 00:14:43,351 --> 00:14:45,044 I've never done this before. 408 00:14:45,127 --> 00:14:48,405 - This is actually my first time, too. 409 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:49,526 - Casting? 410 00:14:49,609 --> 00:14:51,186 - Well, it's the first time, 411 00:14:51,269 --> 00:14:55,882 first time... You know, dealing with the casting and stuff. 412 00:14:55,965 --> 00:14:57,426 You know, the movie thing. 413 00:14:57,509 --> 00:14:59,284 - You're funny. 414 00:14:59,367 --> 00:15:01,484 I hope you're the director. 415 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:04,102 - [Richie] I'm not, but I'm glad that I'm funny. 416 00:15:04,185 --> 00:15:05,664 - Oh well. 417 00:15:05,747 --> 00:15:07,914 Wishful thinking, I guess. 418 00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:11,324 Okay cool, well I'll see you then. 419 00:15:11,407 --> 00:15:12,240 - Bye. 420 00:15:14,129 --> 00:15:14,962 Director. 421 00:15:15,926 --> 00:15:16,759 Hey Glen. 422 00:15:17,931 --> 00:15:19,781 You're definitely, you want to be the director. 423 00:15:19,864 --> 00:15:21,060 I mean, you want to swap with me? 424 00:15:21,143 --> 00:15:22,726 Director, producer. 425 00:15:23,621 --> 00:15:25,954 - I'm not the swapping kind. 426 00:15:27,369 --> 00:15:30,369 (Upbeat rock music) 427 00:15:33,030 --> 00:15:36,109 ♪ She packed her things along with her dreams ♪ 428 00:15:36,192 --> 00:15:38,908 ♪ stony eyes, wide awake ♪ 429 00:15:38,991 --> 00:15:41,682 ♪ now I'm craving ♪ 430 00:15:41,765 --> 00:15:43,465 ♪ so hungry ♪ 431 00:15:43,548 --> 00:15:46,049 ♪ believing everyone she meets ♪ 432 00:15:46,132 --> 00:15:48,609 ♪ leaving her heart and soul back east ♪ 433 00:15:48,692 --> 00:15:52,113 ♪ for the dream of fame and fortune ♪ 434 00:15:52,196 --> 00:15:54,510 ♪ mansions on the beach ♪ 435 00:15:54,593 --> 00:15:56,873 ♪ it's alright ♪ 436 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,289 ♪ it's okay ♪ 437 00:16:01,734 --> 00:16:03,253 - I think it's the director. 438 00:16:03,336 --> 00:16:04,705 - It is the director! (All yelling) 439 00:16:04,788 --> 00:16:08,496 ♪ Welcome to Monday ♪ 440 00:16:08,579 --> 00:16:12,579 - I'm chickarella! (All yelling) 441 00:16:13,432 --> 00:16:15,148 - What do you like in a relationship? 442 00:16:15,231 --> 00:16:16,227 What do you need? 443 00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:18,250 - Number one rule, honesty. 444 00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:19,393 - Honesty's a big thing. 445 00:16:19,476 --> 00:16:21,430 - Honest. - No man can lie to me. 446 00:16:21,513 --> 00:16:23,609 - So honesty, plus big wiener. 447 00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:25,626 - Men lie to me, that's it, that's just it. 448 00:16:25,709 --> 00:16:28,995 - If you can get past that little prick. 449 00:16:29,078 --> 00:16:30,649 - If this was an audition for a porno, 450 00:16:30,732 --> 00:16:32,333 what would you do? 451 00:16:32,416 --> 00:16:35,353 - I can get myself down here into a pretzel. 452 00:16:35,436 --> 00:16:37,031 - I'm not gonna do that. 453 00:16:37,114 --> 00:16:38,674 (Slaps) 454 00:16:38,757 --> 00:16:39,695 - Yay! 455 00:16:39,778 --> 00:16:41,611 - Just like mellow out. 456 00:16:41,694 --> 00:16:44,047 And smoke some dope. 457 00:16:44,130 --> 00:16:46,127 - My teacher said that I should really 458 00:16:46,210 --> 00:16:47,669 be working on my sexuality. 459 00:16:47,752 --> 00:16:49,563 And so he's been having me do these 460 00:16:49,646 --> 00:16:51,390 private coachings with him. 461 00:16:51,473 --> 00:16:53,190 He has me do them naked. 462 00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:54,856 - Do you think I could've gotten the job 463 00:16:54,939 --> 00:16:57,074 if it did it this way? 464 00:16:57,157 --> 00:16:58,467 Probably. 465 00:16:58,550 --> 00:17:00,092 So let me try. - Pretend that he's here, 466 00:17:00,175 --> 00:17:02,652 because he's not here, so I can't actually do it. 467 00:17:02,735 --> 00:17:04,427 But he just takes down his pants, 468 00:17:04,510 --> 00:17:06,177 and then I'm like... 469 00:17:11,594 --> 00:17:12,509 Something like that. 470 00:17:12,592 --> 00:17:14,593 - It's the roller head look. 471 00:17:14,676 --> 00:17:16,648 - Just gonna grab you like this, 472 00:17:16,731 --> 00:17:18,586 and we're gonna go for a little bit of a roll. 473 00:17:18,669 --> 00:17:20,130 - Preferably younger. 474 00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:23,425 I love the frat boys with their little paddles. 475 00:17:23,508 --> 00:17:25,525 Or a man with long hair like Tarzan. 476 00:17:25,608 --> 00:17:26,527 - Can you get out? 477 00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:27,647 - No. 478 00:17:27,730 --> 00:17:28,849 - I like it when a guy tries to impress me. 479 00:17:28,932 --> 00:17:30,068 - I think I... 480 00:17:30,151 --> 00:17:33,424 (Speaking in foreign language) 481 00:17:33,507 --> 00:17:35,006 - I broke my coccyx. - I'm sorry. 482 00:17:35,089 --> 00:17:36,025 - I don't know what's worse. 483 00:17:36,108 --> 00:17:36,975 A guy with a little wiener, 484 00:17:37,058 --> 00:17:38,450 or a guy with a little wiener 485 00:17:38,533 --> 00:17:39,831 who tells you he has a big one. 486 00:17:39,914 --> 00:17:43,091 As if you're never gonna find out the truth. 487 00:17:43,174 --> 00:17:45,257 (Peeing) 488 00:17:46,124 --> 00:17:47,487 - Listen to that. 489 00:17:47,570 --> 00:17:49,226 You can always tell the size of it 490 00:17:49,309 --> 00:17:50,889 by the sound of the pee. 491 00:17:50,972 --> 00:17:52,729 - No, no, it's directly proportionate. 492 00:17:52,812 --> 00:17:54,110 The deeper the sound, 493 00:17:54,193 --> 00:17:55,925 the bigger it is, and vice versa. 494 00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,071 - I thought it was the hands. 495 00:17:57,154 --> 00:17:58,644 - I think it was how low their voice is. 496 00:17:58,727 --> 00:18:00,351 - I thought it was the nose. 497 00:18:00,434 --> 00:18:02,708 - Forget the nose, forget the feet, forget the hands. 498 00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:04,119 It's the force of the pee. 499 00:18:04,202 --> 00:18:05,142 - The force of the pee? 500 00:18:05,225 --> 00:18:06,307 - The force of the pee. 501 00:18:06,390 --> 00:18:07,508 - The force of the pee. 502 00:18:07,591 --> 00:18:09,227 - The force of the pee. 503 00:18:09,310 --> 00:18:11,440 - And by the way, that is so not circumcised. 504 00:18:11,523 --> 00:18:12,866 Stinky pee pee. 505 00:18:12,949 --> 00:18:14,366 - Stinky pee pee. 506 00:18:21,430 --> 00:18:22,671 - Excuse me, hey whoa whoa whoa whoa. 507 00:18:22,754 --> 00:18:23,728 Excuse me, listen. 508 00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:24,807 I'm the writer, I really gotta go. 509 00:18:24,890 --> 00:18:25,846 - Yeah but... - The faster I go, 510 00:18:25,929 --> 00:18:27,282 the faster you guys will be out of here. 511 00:18:27,365 --> 00:18:29,387 Thanks. (Sighing) 512 00:18:29,470 --> 00:18:30,303 - So rude. 513 00:18:31,589 --> 00:18:32,807 - Alright. 514 00:18:32,890 --> 00:18:34,057 Force the pee. 515 00:18:35,208 --> 00:18:38,041 I'll show you girls force the pee. 516 00:18:39,571 --> 00:18:40,910 Come on, buddy. 517 00:18:40,993 --> 00:18:43,296 Don't let me down, alright? 518 00:18:43,379 --> 00:18:44,129 Come on, come on. 519 00:18:44,212 --> 00:18:45,775 - What the heck is taking him so long? 520 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,389 - Men are selfish. 521 00:18:47,472 --> 00:18:48,689 - He better have lifted the seat, 522 00:18:48,772 --> 00:18:51,931 and he better put it down when he's done! 523 00:18:52,014 --> 00:18:53,728 Let's go, speed it up in there! 524 00:18:53,811 --> 00:18:56,811 (Suspenseful music) 525 00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:04,141 (Spraying forcefully) 526 00:19:09,310 --> 00:19:12,060 (Majestic music) 527 00:19:21,172 --> 00:19:22,209 - Hi. 528 00:19:22,292 --> 00:19:24,409 - It's all yours, ladies. 529 00:19:24,492 --> 00:19:27,244 (Upbeat rock music) 530 00:19:27,327 --> 00:19:28,160 - Wow. 531 00:19:30,889 --> 00:19:32,804 (Laughing) 532 00:19:32,887 --> 00:19:35,248 Go to the bathroom! - Go to the bathroom! 533 00:19:35,331 --> 00:19:37,748 (Rock music) 534 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:42,510 - Once upon a midnight dreary, 535 00:19:42,593 --> 00:19:45,260 while I pondered weak and weary. 536 00:19:46,568 --> 00:19:47,833 - But they should probably just be with someone 537 00:19:47,916 --> 00:19:49,999 who likes little wieners. 538 00:19:51,068 --> 00:19:54,549 - [Richie] Do you find that you're sexually promiscuous? 539 00:19:54,632 --> 00:19:55,786 - You right there. 540 00:19:55,869 --> 00:19:58,202 Oh I could snap you in half. 541 00:20:01,329 --> 00:20:05,033 - How much work these guys are really getting done 542 00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:06,815 if they are the whole day 543 00:20:06,898 --> 00:20:08,795 sitting around watching TV? 544 00:20:08,878 --> 00:20:10,832 - Oh yeah. (Slapping) 545 00:20:10,915 --> 00:20:13,082 (Moaning) 546 00:20:15,774 --> 00:20:17,492 Give it to me. 547 00:20:17,575 --> 00:20:18,617 How about my ass? 548 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:20,114 Do you like my ass? - Show us your ass. 549 00:20:20,197 --> 00:20:21,331 Lift up your skirt. 550 00:20:21,414 --> 00:20:22,535 Can you lift up your skirt while you pogo? 551 00:20:22,618 --> 00:20:24,230 - Sleazy, sleazy, sleazy. 552 00:20:24,313 --> 00:20:26,480 - All they want are these. 553 00:20:27,779 --> 00:20:29,733 - Your breasts are... 554 00:20:29,816 --> 00:20:31,556 I'm willing to bet they're real, right? 555 00:20:31,639 --> 00:20:32,914 - You get a producer, they say, 556 00:20:32,997 --> 00:20:34,507 oh you know, come over to my house for an audition. 557 00:20:34,590 --> 00:20:35,573 Oh it's at your house, really, okay. 558 00:20:35,656 --> 00:20:36,595 I'll try, you know. 559 00:20:36,678 --> 00:20:37,895 You walk in, here, have a drink. 560 00:20:37,978 --> 00:20:39,956 It's as if they're holding auditions 561 00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:42,173 just to pick up a chick. 562 00:20:42,256 --> 00:20:43,253 - No. - No. 563 00:20:43,336 --> 00:20:44,292 - No. 564 00:20:44,375 --> 00:20:45,686 - That he was like making a film, 565 00:20:45,769 --> 00:20:48,291 and I really thought I was auditioning for him. 566 00:20:48,374 --> 00:20:50,832 - This business is mostly run by men 567 00:20:50,915 --> 00:20:52,493 who are mostly scumbags. 568 00:20:52,576 --> 00:20:54,515 - And then he's like slapping my head and stuff. 569 00:20:54,598 --> 00:20:56,053 I was like, what are you doing? 570 00:20:56,136 --> 00:20:57,075 Like my hair was on fire. 571 00:20:57,158 --> 00:20:58,089 - I can feel it. 572 00:20:58,172 --> 00:20:59,669 This gig is about a look, 573 00:20:59,752 --> 00:21:00,952 or who do you look like, 574 00:21:01,035 --> 00:21:02,090 as in the flavors of the days. 575 00:21:02,173 --> 00:21:03,431 - Do any trampoline work? 576 00:21:03,514 --> 00:21:05,474 - Men are ruled by their overwhelming desire 577 00:21:05,557 --> 00:21:06,648 to have orgasms. 578 00:21:06,731 --> 00:21:08,171 - Is there a bikini under that skirt? 579 00:21:08,254 --> 00:21:10,306 - What the, who is this guy? 580 00:21:10,389 --> 00:21:12,591 - Man, agent, manager, blah. 581 00:21:12,674 --> 00:21:13,816 Unless they're doing more for me 582 00:21:13,899 --> 00:21:15,894 than I can do for myself, see ya. 583 00:21:15,977 --> 00:21:17,347 - It beats waiting tables. 584 00:21:17,430 --> 00:21:18,356 - Forget that. 585 00:21:18,439 --> 00:21:19,853 I gave up waiting tables a long time ago. 586 00:21:19,936 --> 00:21:21,908 Now I work for a company called pure romance. 587 00:21:21,991 --> 00:21:23,870 Oh let me show you guys some of my stuff. 588 00:21:23,953 --> 00:21:24,790 (Light guitar music) 589 00:21:24,873 --> 00:21:28,811 ♪ Your happiness is my touch ♪ 590 00:21:28,894 --> 00:21:33,414 ♪ and that's why I hope you'll understand ♪ 591 00:21:33,497 --> 00:21:37,790 ♪ why I've got this knife in my hand ♪ 592 00:21:37,873 --> 00:21:40,194 ♪ I'm killing you ♪ 593 00:21:40,277 --> 00:21:42,227 ♪ I'm killing you ♪ 594 00:21:42,310 --> 00:21:44,873 ♪ I'm killing you ♪ 595 00:21:44,956 --> 00:21:47,873 ♪ because you lied ♪ 596 00:21:49,807 --> 00:21:50,888 - Feel that. (Buzzing) 597 00:21:50,971 --> 00:21:53,389 And it has a fabulous intense bullet 598 00:21:53,472 --> 00:21:55,183 that's bedded right in the shaft. 599 00:21:55,266 --> 00:21:59,908 ♪ All men suck and they should die ♪ 600 00:21:59,991 --> 00:22:04,517 ♪ all they do is cheat and lie ♪ 601 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:07,210 - And you can use it anywhere or any place. 602 00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:08,969 I like to use it while I'm driving. 603 00:22:09,052 --> 00:22:10,049 - [Sherman] What's with the dog? 604 00:22:10,132 --> 00:22:11,053 - I'm sorry. 605 00:22:11,136 --> 00:22:14,545 Really, I never do this, but he... 606 00:22:14,628 --> 00:22:15,947 I really didn't have anywhere else. 607 00:22:16,030 --> 00:22:17,363 - No, it's fine. 608 00:22:18,308 --> 00:22:20,488 - His name's Mr. Teats. 609 00:22:20,571 --> 00:22:21,928 (Speaking in foreign language) 610 00:22:22,011 --> 00:22:24,349 - You know me from the phone. 611 00:22:24,432 --> 00:22:26,485 - Oh right, hey, how are you? 612 00:22:26,568 --> 00:22:27,887 - Good, good. - Good to see you. 613 00:22:27,970 --> 00:22:29,760 - You can just take a seat there. 614 00:22:29,843 --> 00:22:30,885 - Okay great. 615 00:22:30,968 --> 00:22:33,091 Okay, so I prepared a monologue. 616 00:22:33,174 --> 00:22:35,204 I can just... - [Richie] You won't need it. 617 00:22:35,287 --> 00:22:36,325 - Oh really? 618 00:22:36,408 --> 00:22:38,063 - [Richie] Are you ready right now? 619 00:22:38,146 --> 00:22:39,250 - Well yeah, what are we doing? 620 00:22:39,333 --> 00:22:40,429 - [Richie] I'm just gonna actually 621 00:22:40,512 --> 00:22:42,063 ask you a couple of questions. 622 00:22:42,146 --> 00:22:45,287 All you have to do is answer. - Okay, okay. 623 00:22:45,370 --> 00:22:47,731 - So what do you, are you rolling? 624 00:22:47,814 --> 00:22:49,090 Okay. (Gentle music) 625 00:22:49,173 --> 00:22:51,673 What do you look for in a man? 626 00:22:53,335 --> 00:22:57,418 - Well, someone who loves my dog as much as I do. 627 00:22:58,374 --> 00:23:00,543 Someone who has passion. 628 00:23:00,626 --> 00:23:03,649 Somebody who supports my dreams 629 00:23:03,732 --> 00:23:06,649 and encourages me to go after them. 630 00:23:08,714 --> 00:23:11,964 Somebody not like my current boyfriend. 631 00:23:13,207 --> 00:23:15,348 - [Sherman] Sounds like it's over to me. 632 00:23:15,431 --> 00:23:18,006 - Ah, it depends on who you ask. 633 00:23:18,089 --> 00:23:20,930 - Well, thank you so much for coming in. 634 00:23:21,013 --> 00:23:21,929 - Oh I'm done? 635 00:23:22,012 --> 00:23:25,006 - Yeah, that's all we... That's all that we needed. 636 00:23:25,089 --> 00:23:26,746 - This has been an awkward experience. 637 00:23:26,829 --> 00:23:28,343 - It's fine, it's fine. - But it's my first time. 638 00:23:28,426 --> 00:23:31,429 - It was very nice. - You made it pleasurable. 639 00:23:31,512 --> 00:23:32,929 - All night long. 640 00:23:34,609 --> 00:23:37,542 - I always kind of want to flip you this way, turn you. 641 00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:38,458 - All day. 642 00:23:39,599 --> 00:23:40,516 Everywhere. 643 00:23:41,792 --> 00:23:43,342 - Hi. 644 00:23:43,425 --> 00:23:48,425 I have a 3:30, perfect for me. (Lively music) 645 00:23:52,508 --> 00:23:53,883 Okay, take two. 646 00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:56,799 Hi, I have a 3:30, perfect for me. 647 00:23:58,272 --> 00:24:02,105 - I'm the director. (Coughing) 648 00:24:05,696 --> 00:24:06,529 - Oh... hi. 649 00:24:10,770 --> 00:24:11,603 You okay? 650 00:24:13,509 --> 00:24:15,122 - [Richie] He's fine. 651 00:24:15,205 --> 00:24:17,455 (Coughing) 652 00:24:25,036 --> 00:24:27,170 Okay, sorry about that. 653 00:24:27,253 --> 00:24:30,613 We're gonna ask you... (Coughing) 654 00:24:30,696 --> 00:24:32,113 Man are you done? 655 00:24:33,929 --> 00:24:35,309 - Hi. 656 00:24:35,392 --> 00:24:37,306 - [Richie] Just have a seat right there, and... 657 00:24:37,389 --> 00:24:40,189 - Oh okay. (Coughing) 658 00:24:40,272 --> 00:24:42,008 Is it contagious? 659 00:24:42,091 --> 00:24:43,586 (Coughing) 660 00:24:43,669 --> 00:24:45,099 - [Richie] What are the types of things 661 00:24:45,182 --> 00:24:47,960 that you look for in a man? 662 00:24:48,043 --> 00:24:49,481 - The three C’s. 663 00:24:49,564 --> 00:24:51,983 Cash, cock, and companionship. 664 00:24:52,066 --> 00:24:54,920 Not necessarily in that order. 665 00:24:55,003 --> 00:24:57,239 I mean, any woman who says that 666 00:24:57,322 --> 00:25:00,220 a great hard long banging from a man 667 00:25:00,303 --> 00:25:02,970 isn't the most beautiful magical 668 00:25:04,042 --> 00:25:07,142 downright pleasurable experience on earth, 669 00:25:07,225 --> 00:25:09,706 has either not experienced it 670 00:25:09,789 --> 00:25:12,347 or is a hardcore lesbo. 671 00:25:12,430 --> 00:25:13,763 Don't you think? 672 00:25:15,970 --> 00:25:18,160 - What did she say? 673 00:25:18,243 --> 00:25:20,743 - I don't know, but nice tits. 674 00:25:22,668 --> 00:25:23,862 - Thank you. 675 00:25:23,945 --> 00:25:25,830 - Nice meeting you guys. - [Richie] Nice meeting you. 676 00:25:25,913 --> 00:25:27,362 - You should see a doctor about that. 677 00:25:27,445 --> 00:25:29,461 - She's incredible. 678 00:25:29,544 --> 00:25:30,787 - Amazing. 679 00:25:30,870 --> 00:25:32,848 - Kind of girl you can bring home to mom. 680 00:25:32,931 --> 00:25:33,931 Right, Glen? 681 00:25:36,478 --> 00:25:40,874 Can you please tell us what you think about men? 682 00:25:40,957 --> 00:25:42,218 - Men... 683 00:25:42,301 --> 00:25:45,434 Bueno, I don't understand why they think 684 00:25:45,517 --> 00:25:48,895 that bodily functions are so hysterically funny. 685 00:25:48,978 --> 00:25:49,915 Do you know? 686 00:25:49,998 --> 00:25:52,260 Like burping and farting. 687 00:25:52,343 --> 00:25:53,573 And they're always talking 688 00:25:53,656 --> 00:25:54,855 about how big their last poo poo was. 689 00:25:54,938 --> 00:25:56,155 - I'm a producer. 690 00:25:56,238 --> 00:25:57,699 You want to be in a movie? 691 00:25:57,782 --> 00:25:59,431 (Upbeat music) 692 00:25:59,514 --> 00:26:01,836 - You had a great audition. 693 00:26:01,919 --> 00:26:04,137 - Oh, thank you very much. 694 00:26:04,220 --> 00:26:05,233 - So yeah, I'm thinking about 695 00:26:05,316 --> 00:26:07,916 one of the lead roles for you in our movie. 696 00:26:07,999 --> 00:26:09,460 - A lead role? 697 00:26:09,543 --> 00:26:10,381 I can't believe it! 698 00:26:10,464 --> 00:26:13,441 - I think it's gonna be important to spend time with you. 699 00:26:13,524 --> 00:26:15,525 Get to know each other. 700 00:26:15,608 --> 00:26:19,321 It helps me in rewriting the script. 701 00:26:19,404 --> 00:26:22,020 To get that information and infuse that information 702 00:26:22,103 --> 00:26:23,770 with your character. 703 00:26:24,900 --> 00:26:27,744 - I love the way you work. - Yeah? Me too. 704 00:26:27,827 --> 00:26:28,660 Me too. 705 00:26:29,940 --> 00:26:31,204 Tell me about yourself. 706 00:26:31,287 --> 00:26:33,602 - Oh este, okay bueno, I love pizza, 707 00:26:33,685 --> 00:26:35,102 and I love music. 708 00:26:37,005 --> 00:26:38,319 (Singing) 709 00:26:38,402 --> 00:26:39,317 - Really? 710 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:40,357 I'm a singer and songwriter. 711 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:41,363 - No. - Yeah. 712 00:26:41,446 --> 00:26:42,196 (Speaking in foreign language) 713 00:26:42,279 --> 00:26:44,946 - It's funny, I actually, I happen to have 714 00:26:45,029 --> 00:26:47,446 one of my cds actually on me. 715 00:26:48,780 --> 00:26:50,043 Special for you. 716 00:26:50,126 --> 00:26:51,622 - Oh that is so sweet. 717 00:26:51,705 --> 00:26:53,346 Thank you very much. 718 00:26:53,429 --> 00:26:56,603 You know, I should hook you up with my boyfriend. 719 00:26:56,686 --> 00:26:57,601 - Who? 720 00:26:57,684 --> 00:27:00,161 - Oh, I think you and him will connect huge. 721 00:27:00,244 --> 00:27:01,694 He's amazing. 722 00:27:01,777 --> 00:27:03,122 You will love him. 723 00:27:03,205 --> 00:27:06,318 - You know what, I actually, I gotta take this. 724 00:27:06,401 --> 00:27:07,400 It might be a while. 725 00:27:07,483 --> 00:27:08,316 So here. 726 00:27:09,248 --> 00:27:10,236 Here you go. 727 00:27:10,319 --> 00:27:11,638 You get the rest, right? 728 00:27:11,721 --> 00:27:13,664 No no no no, perfect timing. 729 00:27:13,747 --> 00:27:16,282 Alright, keep in touch with yourself, okay? 730 00:27:16,365 --> 00:27:17,762 Yeah. (Ominous) 731 00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:20,043 - Keep in touch with this! 732 00:27:20,126 --> 00:27:21,521 - What, what are you doing? - Sit down! 733 00:27:21,604 --> 00:27:24,064 - What the hell? (Banging) 734 00:27:24,147 --> 00:27:25,822 - Stand up when I talk to you! 735 00:27:25,905 --> 00:27:29,822 (Speaking in foreign language) 736 00:27:31,165 --> 00:27:32,283 No. 737 00:27:32,366 --> 00:27:34,507 Tarzan is a lady. 738 00:27:34,590 --> 00:27:36,184 You don't know who you mess with. 739 00:27:36,267 --> 00:27:40,881 - What's your problem? (Hissing) 740 00:27:40,964 --> 00:27:42,063 You'll be meeting with the director. 741 00:27:42,146 --> 00:27:44,479 His name is Glen Dale, okay? 742 00:27:45,346 --> 00:27:47,080 You're scheduled in. 743 00:27:47,163 --> 00:27:48,224 Thank you. 744 00:27:48,307 --> 00:27:49,704 You're all set. 745 00:27:49,787 --> 00:27:51,904 Lunch with Laurel canyon. 746 00:27:51,987 --> 00:27:54,081 Hey, we are kicking ass, brother. 747 00:27:54,164 --> 00:27:55,741 - What happened to you? 748 00:27:55,824 --> 00:27:57,482 - What? Oh... Nothing. 749 00:27:57,565 --> 00:27:59,642 I just, you know, just cut myself shaving. 750 00:27:59,725 --> 00:28:01,099 Listen, more importantly, 751 00:28:01,182 --> 00:28:03,183 I got a lunch date with roller head. 752 00:28:03,266 --> 00:28:04,745 But I hope it doesn't mess up my dinner date 753 00:28:04,828 --> 00:28:06,544 with little miss Reseda. 754 00:28:06,627 --> 00:28:07,740 - Lunch and dinner? 755 00:28:07,823 --> 00:28:08,861 You have two dates in one day? 756 00:28:08,944 --> 00:28:09,882 - Yeah. 757 00:28:09,965 --> 00:28:10,881 - You're a freak. 758 00:28:10,964 --> 00:28:11,924 - No, listen, man. 759 00:28:12,007 --> 00:28:13,080 When are you gonna just give in 760 00:28:13,163 --> 00:28:14,503 to that primal being of yours 761 00:28:14,586 --> 00:28:17,341 and just review the tapes and go out on some dates? 762 00:28:17,424 --> 00:28:18,404 Even our boy Glen here 763 00:28:18,487 --> 00:28:20,598 has got a little rendezvous set up, come on. 764 00:28:20,681 --> 00:28:22,026 - We're still telling these girls 765 00:28:22,109 --> 00:28:23,042 that we're making a movie. 766 00:28:23,125 --> 00:28:24,105 - Yeah. 767 00:28:24,188 --> 00:28:25,103 - But we're not making a movie. 768 00:28:25,186 --> 00:28:26,107 - Richie, don't sweat it. 769 00:28:26,190 --> 00:28:28,040 Nobody in Hollywood who says they're gonna make a movie 770 00:28:28,123 --> 00:28:29,445 ever makes one. 771 00:28:29,528 --> 00:28:30,745 You're stressing out, man. 772 00:28:30,828 --> 00:28:32,411 Relax. - Okay, okay. 773 00:28:34,683 --> 00:28:37,003 Look, even if, I guess if you have a date, 774 00:28:37,086 --> 00:28:39,169 I should get a date, huh? 775 00:28:40,239 --> 00:28:42,406 - I'm gonna go masturbate. 776 00:28:43,849 --> 00:28:45,182 - I didn't need to know that, Glen. 777 00:28:45,265 --> 00:28:47,423 - Does the carpet match the drapes? 778 00:28:47,506 --> 00:28:49,155 Well, maybe I don't have carpet. 779 00:28:49,238 --> 00:28:51,162 Maybe I wax the floors! 780 00:28:51,245 --> 00:28:53,722 - All they ever think about is their prick. 781 00:28:53,805 --> 00:28:56,061 And you know, it's not that I've been hurt or anything. 782 00:28:56,144 --> 00:28:58,642 It's not like I'm some sort of psycho. 783 00:28:58,725 --> 00:29:00,264 - The guy kept telling me, 784 00:29:00,347 --> 00:29:01,402 "you're gonna be my wife. 785 00:29:01,485 --> 00:29:03,044 You're gonna have my babies. 786 00:29:03,127 --> 00:29:04,885 And don't you like it when the cum squirts 787 00:29:04,968 --> 00:29:06,020 all over your eggs?" 788 00:29:06,103 --> 00:29:07,702 And I'm like, what are you talking about? 789 00:29:07,785 --> 00:29:09,104 So I basically pushed him off of me, 790 00:29:09,187 --> 00:29:11,961 and I noticed that he did cum on me. 791 00:29:12,044 --> 00:29:14,422 He poked a hole in the condom. 792 00:29:14,505 --> 00:29:15,588 - I can go... 793 00:29:17,564 --> 00:29:19,215 - [Richie] Both ways? - Yes. 794 00:29:19,298 --> 00:29:22,179 - [Richie] In real life or for a movie? 795 00:29:22,262 --> 00:29:24,896 - What's the difference? 796 00:29:24,979 --> 00:29:26,637 Well last week, I shot a national commercial, 797 00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:29,499 and today I have three auditions for some TV pilots. 798 00:29:29,582 --> 00:29:30,736 And next week, I have a spot 799 00:29:30,819 --> 00:29:31,877 on the bold and the beautiful, 800 00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:34,840 which I'm like, really positive move for me. 801 00:29:34,923 --> 00:29:36,036 - That's great. 802 00:29:36,119 --> 00:29:37,557 - Oh, and I just met with Robert Murdoch. 803 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:42,119 And he wants to do an entire project around my aura. 804 00:29:42,202 --> 00:29:43,955 So I'm like really blessed about that. 805 00:29:44,038 --> 00:29:46,717 Very very blessed about that. 806 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:48,383 - So... how are you? 807 00:29:52,216 --> 00:29:53,317 - I don't get it. 808 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,076 What do you mean? 809 00:29:55,159 --> 00:29:58,896 How am I physically, like my core, my being? 810 00:29:58,979 --> 00:30:01,009 - I asked you to tell me more about yourself, 811 00:30:01,092 --> 00:30:03,854 and you told me how your business is going. 812 00:30:03,937 --> 00:30:05,972 So I was just curious how you're doing, you know. 813 00:30:06,055 --> 00:30:08,305 - I get it, I get it, yeah. 814 00:30:09,724 --> 00:30:12,073 Well, I have allergies bordering on chronic asthma, 815 00:30:12,156 --> 00:30:14,251 and a nasty yeast infection. 816 00:30:14,334 --> 00:30:15,417 And my publicist is doing 817 00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:17,536 this really great endorsement tie-in thing with it. 818 00:30:17,619 --> 00:30:19,313 Oh, here's the thing. 819 00:30:19,396 --> 00:30:21,135 Mercury is in retrograde right now, 820 00:30:21,218 --> 00:30:23,799 so even if you offered me the part, 821 00:30:23,882 --> 00:30:26,615 I can't do it, I'm sorry. 822 00:30:26,698 --> 00:30:28,153 - I'm sorry, did you say that 823 00:30:28,236 --> 00:30:30,012 they're doing a promotional campaign 824 00:30:30,095 --> 00:30:33,035 on your little problem down there? 825 00:30:33,118 --> 00:30:34,556 - Sort of like that, yeah. 826 00:30:34,639 --> 00:30:36,094 - How does that work? 827 00:30:36,177 --> 00:30:39,217 - Well, it's vagina awareness week. 828 00:30:39,300 --> 00:30:41,136 - Let's see... (Gentle music) 829 00:30:41,219 --> 00:30:43,716 Somebody who's passionate. 830 00:30:43,799 --> 00:30:47,012 Somebody who has dreams and ambition, 831 00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:48,595 and supports mine. 832 00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:52,157 (Phone ringing) 833 00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:53,490 Lenny, hey, hi. 834 00:30:54,538 --> 00:30:55,756 - Lenny, hi? 835 00:30:55,839 --> 00:30:57,097 Where the hell are you? 836 00:30:57,180 --> 00:31:01,056 - Lenny, I explained everything about my game plan 837 00:31:01,139 --> 00:31:02,794 in the note I left you. 838 00:31:02,877 --> 00:31:04,614 - Oh oh oh, had to go, 839 00:31:04,697 --> 00:31:06,657 know you'll understand, love Marina, that note? 840 00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:08,521 - That's the one. 841 00:31:08,604 --> 00:31:09,914 - You know how hard it is 842 00:31:09,997 --> 00:31:11,236 to find a great assistant, huh? 843 00:31:11,319 --> 00:31:15,252 I'm sorry, but even though I love you, you're fired. 844 00:31:15,335 --> 00:31:17,415 - I'm gonna be an actress. 845 00:31:17,498 --> 00:31:20,798 If it kills me, I'm gonna do this. 846 00:31:20,881 --> 00:31:22,394 Meant to be we, 847 00:31:22,477 --> 00:31:24,310 or not meant to be we. 848 00:31:25,496 --> 00:31:27,218 I prefer to exist alone 849 00:31:27,301 --> 00:31:29,837 rather than partake in a meaningless love. 850 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,234 I seek completeness. 851 00:31:32,317 --> 00:31:35,172 And I shall one day share with it. 852 00:31:35,255 --> 00:31:38,376 When if my true king thy come, 853 00:31:38,459 --> 00:31:41,458 now your true queen shall be done. 854 00:31:41,541 --> 00:31:42,374 Never me. 855 00:31:43,974 --> 00:31:44,807 Always we. 856 00:31:48,293 --> 00:31:50,876 - Bravo, bravo. (Clapping) 857 00:31:50,959 --> 00:31:52,209 - You liked it? 858 00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:54,433 - Yeah. 859 00:31:55,339 --> 00:31:57,041 What the hell was it? 860 00:31:57,124 --> 00:31:58,492 - Oh, it was just something 861 00:31:58,575 --> 00:32:00,878 I wrote on my across country. 862 00:32:00,961 --> 00:32:04,615 - So, how do you like Hollywood so far? 863 00:32:04,698 --> 00:32:06,695 - So far, so good. 864 00:32:06,778 --> 00:32:08,198 It'll be better when my dog and I 865 00:32:08,281 --> 00:32:10,136 have a place we can call home. 866 00:32:10,219 --> 00:32:12,233 - Where are you living now? 867 00:32:12,316 --> 00:32:13,899 - Oh, well. 868 00:32:13,982 --> 00:32:15,634 It's kind of embarrassing. 869 00:32:15,717 --> 00:32:17,446 - Oh really, what, are you in orange county? 870 00:32:17,529 --> 00:32:19,211 (Laughing) 871 00:32:19,294 --> 00:32:21,654 - I've been sleeping in my car. 872 00:32:21,737 --> 00:32:23,494 - Well that's not embarrassing. 873 00:32:23,577 --> 00:32:24,673 No it's really not. 874 00:32:24,756 --> 00:32:27,297 You know, I've slept in my car before. 875 00:32:27,380 --> 00:32:28,771 And I don't know about you, 876 00:32:28,854 --> 00:32:30,472 but I've had fun. 877 00:32:30,555 --> 00:32:32,637 It's kind of like camping. 878 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:34,518 - Okay, good. 879 00:32:34,601 --> 00:32:37,693 ♪ Got a guilty situation ♪ (Rock music) 880 00:32:37,776 --> 00:32:42,170 ♪ Don't know what to blame, no no no no ♪ 881 00:32:42,253 --> 00:32:43,798 ♪ your situation all across the nation ♪ 882 00:32:43,881 --> 00:32:47,399 ♪ 'cause the fornication on the local station ♪ 883 00:32:47,482 --> 00:32:49,732 (Clapping) 884 00:32:53,241 --> 00:32:55,194 - What's the clapping for? 885 00:32:55,277 --> 00:32:56,860 - The song is over. 886 00:32:59,737 --> 00:33:01,256 - What song? 887 00:33:01,339 --> 00:33:03,339 - On the... Sound system. 888 00:33:05,214 --> 00:33:06,047 - Right. 889 00:33:11,579 --> 00:33:13,091 So... (Gentle music) 890 00:33:13,174 --> 00:33:15,674 How's it going with the movie? 891 00:33:18,661 --> 00:33:20,215 ♪ All you have to do ♪ 892 00:33:20,298 --> 00:33:21,776 - Glen? 893 00:33:21,859 --> 00:33:22,918 ♪ Is look at me ♪ 894 00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:25,219 - Are you listening to the music again? 895 00:33:25,302 --> 00:33:27,616 - I had a dream last night 896 00:33:27,699 --> 00:33:30,449 that Don Knotts tried to kill me. 897 00:33:31,559 --> 00:33:33,218 - That's disturbing. 898 00:33:33,301 --> 00:33:34,756 - It was. 899 00:33:34,839 --> 00:33:35,672 - I bet. 900 00:33:37,036 --> 00:33:40,614 - Especially since he is so beloved. 901 00:33:40,697 --> 00:33:41,530 - Right. 902 00:33:44,278 --> 00:33:46,380 - Do you like me? 903 00:33:46,463 --> 00:33:47,296 - Oh wow. 904 00:33:48,158 --> 00:33:50,057 You know, I don't know you so well, Glen. 905 00:33:50,140 --> 00:33:52,818 That's kind of hard to comment on right now. 906 00:33:52,901 --> 00:33:54,298 - Do you hate me? 907 00:33:54,381 --> 00:33:55,214 - No. 908 00:33:56,465 --> 00:33:58,919 But if you give me a minute. 909 00:33:59,002 --> 00:34:02,680 - Well, if you don't like me and you don't hate me, 910 00:34:02,763 --> 00:34:04,497 you love me. 911 00:34:04,580 --> 00:34:05,510 - Excuse me? 912 00:34:05,593 --> 00:34:07,835 - Well, first you like someone, 913 00:34:07,918 --> 00:34:09,417 then you love someone, 914 00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:11,899 then you hate someone. 915 00:34:11,982 --> 00:34:14,998 Love is in between like and hate. 916 00:34:15,081 --> 00:34:18,498 So, you don't like me, you don't hate me. 917 00:34:20,519 --> 00:34:21,519 You love me. 918 00:34:25,235 --> 00:34:26,068 - Wow. 919 00:34:28,291 --> 00:34:29,291 Okay. - Okay. 920 00:34:32,894 --> 00:34:34,048 - Hello? 921 00:34:34,131 --> 00:34:35,871 - I didn't hear your phone ring. 922 00:34:35,954 --> 00:34:37,113 - It's on silent. 923 00:34:37,196 --> 00:34:39,168 There's just this little light. 924 00:34:39,251 --> 00:34:41,293 Yeah, no, I'm here. 925 00:34:41,376 --> 00:34:43,133 Yeah sure, no problem. 926 00:34:43,216 --> 00:34:45,548 Yeah, like I can be there in 10 minutes. 927 00:34:45,631 --> 00:34:47,475 Yeah, okay, thanks, bye. 928 00:34:47,558 --> 00:34:49,129 Oh, drag. 929 00:34:49,212 --> 00:34:50,174 I gotta go to work. 930 00:34:50,257 --> 00:34:51,709 Sucks, hate it there, 931 00:34:51,792 --> 00:34:53,313 but you know, it pays the bills. 932 00:34:53,396 --> 00:34:54,929 So I'm sorry I gotta go. 933 00:34:55,012 --> 00:34:56,531 - Can I help you? 934 00:34:56,614 --> 00:34:57,969 - Huh? - Can I help you? 935 00:34:58,052 --> 00:34:59,033 - Help me? 936 00:34:59,116 --> 00:35:01,291 No, no I think I'm good. 937 00:35:01,374 --> 00:35:03,374 But well thanks, anyway. 938 00:35:04,389 --> 00:35:05,472 Okay, see ya. 939 00:35:07,390 --> 00:35:10,922 - Thank you for wearing those shoes. 940 00:35:11,005 --> 00:35:13,922 - [Richie] You know, the auditions. 941 00:35:15,010 --> 00:35:17,133 - Right, so we're still in audition mode? 942 00:35:17,216 --> 00:35:20,372 - Well, what did you think this was some sort of date? 943 00:35:20,455 --> 00:35:22,122 - Oh... I don't know. 944 00:35:23,291 --> 00:35:25,649 - Would you go on a date with me? 945 00:35:25,732 --> 00:35:29,729 - I mean... Maybe if you weren't the producer of this movie. 946 00:35:29,812 --> 00:35:32,754 - If my boyfriend promises to eat at my restaurant 947 00:35:32,837 --> 00:35:34,873 and my restaurant only, 948 00:35:34,956 --> 00:35:39,230 that I'm open 24 hours a day, seven days a week. 949 00:35:39,313 --> 00:35:41,090 ♪ I've been walking ♪ (Rock music) 950 00:35:41,173 --> 00:35:43,671 - Your style is so like, rock star. 951 00:35:43,754 --> 00:35:45,527 - Really? I play music too. 952 00:35:45,610 --> 00:35:46,404 - No way. - Yeah. 953 00:35:46,487 --> 00:35:48,514 I'm a singer and a songwriter as well. 954 00:35:48,597 --> 00:35:49,567 - That's so amazing. 955 00:35:49,650 --> 00:35:50,755 - I actually have one of my cds on me. 956 00:35:50,838 --> 00:35:52,171 - You do? - Yeah. 957 00:35:53,300 --> 00:35:55,717 Here, special for you. 958 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,657 - Lucky girl, I get to listen to this? 959 00:35:57,740 --> 00:35:58,733 - Keep it, it's yours. 960 00:35:58,816 --> 00:35:59,897 - Thank you. - Absolutely. 961 00:35:59,980 --> 00:36:01,179 - This is so crazy because actually 962 00:36:01,262 --> 00:36:02,359 I'm a singer as well. 963 00:36:02,442 --> 00:36:03,371 - You are? - I know I didn't 964 00:36:03,454 --> 00:36:04,461 tell you at the audition. 965 00:36:04,544 --> 00:36:05,500 - Really? - Yeah. 966 00:36:05,583 --> 00:36:06,597 - I actually have a recording studio 967 00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:07,682 back at my apartment. 968 00:36:07,765 --> 00:36:10,164 - That's so cool. - Yeah. 969 00:36:10,247 --> 00:36:14,619 ♪ I've been driving, I've been searching ♪ 970 00:36:14,702 --> 00:36:16,277 - Woo! 971 00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:17,501 Oh, so hard to do. 972 00:36:17,584 --> 00:36:18,940 - It's hot in here. 973 00:36:19,023 --> 00:36:19,856 Yes... 974 00:36:22,884 --> 00:36:23,717 - Wow. 975 00:36:25,002 --> 00:36:26,580 Look at you. 976 00:36:26,663 --> 00:36:28,582 - Yeah, look at me, right? (Laughing) 977 00:36:28,665 --> 00:36:29,582 look at me 978 00:36:31,121 --> 00:36:31,954 - Yeah. 979 00:36:32,865 --> 00:36:36,474 - So listen, I'm gonna play the ax here. 980 00:36:36,557 --> 00:36:39,243 Alright, and this is the song that's gonna be in the video. 981 00:36:39,326 --> 00:36:40,340 - Oh cool, okay. 982 00:36:40,423 --> 00:36:42,173 - One two three four! 983 00:36:43,046 --> 00:36:45,233 ♪ That's it, that's it, that's it ♪ 984 00:36:45,316 --> 00:36:47,772 ♪ already already already already already already ♪ 985 00:36:47,855 --> 00:36:50,556 ♪ that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it ♪ 986 00:36:50,639 --> 00:36:52,936 ♪ it's already it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's 987 00:36:53,019 --> 00:36:55,043 ♪ under the covers, fogging up the sheets ♪ 988 00:36:55,126 --> 00:36:57,481 ♪ under the covers, finding something good to eat ♪ 989 00:36:57,564 --> 00:36:58,916 ♪ na na na na na ♪ ♪ baby baby baby ♪ 990 00:36:58,999 --> 00:37:02,125 ♪ na na na na, baby ♪ 991 00:37:02,208 --> 00:37:04,920 ♪ na na na na na, na na na na na na na ♪ 992 00:37:05,003 --> 00:37:06,122 - Oh! (Rock music) 993 00:37:06,205 --> 00:37:07,179 Wait, Sherman, no! 994 00:37:07,262 --> 00:37:08,601 I don't know, Sherman, wait, Sherman. 995 00:37:08,684 --> 00:37:10,157 Sherman, wait, mind you. 996 00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:11,378 We shouldn't do this because 997 00:37:11,461 --> 00:37:13,895 I don't want you to lose respect for me as an artist. 998 00:37:13,978 --> 00:37:15,417 Hold on, okay wait, wait. - I respect you, 999 00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:17,176 we're artists, we're open minded. 1000 00:37:17,259 --> 00:37:18,697 - Well wait a second, what about... 1001 00:37:18,780 --> 00:37:20,713 Shouldn't we wait til the wrap party, at least? 1002 00:37:20,796 --> 00:37:22,877 Okay hold on, wait wait, wait listen. 1003 00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:24,076 Don't, okay. 1004 00:37:24,159 --> 00:37:25,640 Do you have a girlfriend? 1005 00:37:25,723 --> 00:37:26,854 - No. - Are you sure? 1006 00:37:26,937 --> 00:37:28,600 - I'd never cheat. - Wait. 1007 00:37:28,683 --> 00:37:30,603 Are you gonna call me tomorrow? 1008 00:37:30,686 --> 00:37:32,769 Are you gonna call me or? 1009 00:37:33,790 --> 00:37:35,291 Oh, oh my. 1010 00:37:35,374 --> 00:37:39,490 (Spitting) (Laughing) 1011 00:37:39,573 --> 00:37:40,490 Oh Sherman. 1012 00:37:44,397 --> 00:37:49,397 ♪ Can't say goodbye ♪ (Rock music) 1013 00:37:50,856 --> 00:37:52,691 ♪ 9:00 in the morning ♪ 1014 00:37:52,774 --> 00:37:55,293 ♪ heading for the door ♪ 1015 00:37:55,376 --> 00:37:56,700 ♪ she says where you going ♪ 1016 00:37:56,783 --> 00:37:57,616 - Oh hey. 1017 00:37:58,862 --> 00:38:00,862 What are you doing here? 1018 00:38:03,622 --> 00:38:04,455 Okay. 1019 00:38:05,497 --> 00:38:08,247 Well it's really good to see you. 1020 00:38:09,421 --> 00:38:10,894 ♪ She said I want it ♪ 1021 00:38:10,977 --> 00:38:13,134 - Alright, why don't you, I don't know, 1022 00:38:13,217 --> 00:38:14,220 grab a table or something, 1023 00:38:14,303 --> 00:38:16,002 and I'll go get you a drink, okay? 1024 00:38:16,085 --> 00:38:17,668 - I want a Brunsky. 1025 00:38:19,377 --> 00:38:20,321 - Prunsky. 1026 00:38:20,404 --> 00:38:21,337 I don't know what that is. 1027 00:38:21,420 --> 00:38:23,172 What's in that? 1028 00:38:23,255 --> 00:38:24,321 (Spitting) 1029 00:38:24,404 --> 00:38:26,016 - Whoa whoa whoa. 1030 00:38:26,099 --> 00:38:28,182 No brunskies here, buddy. 1031 00:38:29,456 --> 00:38:30,456 - Thank you. 1032 00:38:32,425 --> 00:38:35,240 - Hi, I'm not interrupting something, am I? 1033 00:38:35,323 --> 00:38:36,598 - No no no no, no. 1034 00:38:36,681 --> 00:38:37,637 Come on in. 1035 00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:39,135 You guys remember Reseda Camarillo? 1036 00:38:39,218 --> 00:38:40,836 - [Reseda] Good to see you guys again. 1037 00:38:40,919 --> 00:38:42,241 - How you doing? - Hi, hi baby. 1038 00:38:42,324 --> 00:38:43,824 - Good to see you. 1039 00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,178 Good to see you. - Hi. 1040 00:38:48,261 --> 00:38:49,258 I just wanted you to know 1041 00:38:49,341 --> 00:38:50,699 that I made dinner reservations 1042 00:38:50,782 --> 00:38:53,020 at Aggo's at eight o'clock. 1043 00:38:53,103 --> 00:38:54,060 - Okay. 1044 00:38:54,143 --> 00:38:55,075 - Is that good for you? 1045 00:38:55,158 --> 00:38:56,120 Do you think you'll be done by eight o'clock? 1046 00:38:56,203 --> 00:38:57,597 Will he be done at eight o'clock? 1047 00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:58,601 - Listen. 1048 00:38:58,684 --> 00:39:00,139 We had some budget cuts, okay? 1049 00:39:00,222 --> 00:39:02,363 And we have to eliminate some parts in the movie. 1050 00:39:02,446 --> 00:39:04,238 - Oh. - Yeah. 1051 00:39:04,321 --> 00:39:07,041 I'm really, really sorry. 1052 00:39:07,124 --> 00:39:09,160 - What does that mean? 1053 00:39:09,243 --> 00:39:12,138 - We had to cut your part out of the movie, okay? 1054 00:39:12,221 --> 00:39:13,961 - My part out of the movie? - Yes, yes. 1055 00:39:14,044 --> 00:39:15,256 I am so sorry. 1056 00:39:15,339 --> 00:39:17,299 I am, it's out of my control. 1057 00:39:17,382 --> 00:39:19,996 - But I, I slept with you. 1058 00:39:20,079 --> 00:39:22,498 - And I appreciate that, I really do. 1059 00:39:22,581 --> 00:39:25,414 I mean, what am I supposed to say? 1060 00:39:26,502 --> 00:39:27,661 Thank you. 1061 00:39:27,744 --> 00:39:30,058 - I broke up with my boyfriend! 1062 00:39:30,141 --> 00:39:31,498 - So get back together with him. 1063 00:39:31,581 --> 00:39:33,176 I mean, it's not that complicated, really. 1064 00:39:33,259 --> 00:39:34,441 It's not too late. 1065 00:39:34,524 --> 00:39:36,479 - I never sleep with anybody on the first date, 1066 00:39:36,562 --> 00:39:38,423 and I think I'm in love with you. 1067 00:39:38,506 --> 00:39:39,655 (Phone beeping) 1068 00:39:39,738 --> 00:39:41,680 - Hold on for a second, I gotta take this. 1069 00:39:41,763 --> 00:39:44,298 - Oh god! (Weeping) 1070 00:39:44,381 --> 00:39:45,214 - Hello? 1071 00:39:46,604 --> 00:39:48,094 Hello? (Door slams) 1072 00:39:48,177 --> 00:39:49,698 - You owe me. 1073 00:39:49,781 --> 00:39:51,142 - Oh my god. 1074 00:39:51,225 --> 00:39:53,892 (Ominous music) 1075 00:39:55,578 --> 00:39:57,197 - Hi, I'm Nikita. 1076 00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:58,776 I'm here for the auditions. 1077 00:39:58,859 --> 00:40:00,581 - They're over. 1078 00:40:00,664 --> 00:40:03,338 - Do you play the guitar? 1079 00:40:03,421 --> 00:40:06,197 (Strumming guitar) 1080 00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:08,720 (Lightly singing) 1081 00:40:08,803 --> 00:40:10,043 - Yeah, yeah I do. 1082 00:40:10,126 --> 00:40:10,959 - Oh wow. 1083 00:40:12,024 --> 00:40:13,358 Oh my god, there's something about a man 1084 00:40:13,441 --> 00:40:15,316 that can play an instrument 1085 00:40:15,399 --> 00:40:17,316 that just makes me hot. 1086 00:40:18,665 --> 00:40:19,582 - Listen... 1087 00:40:20,906 --> 00:40:23,014 Let me walk you to your car for a second. 1088 00:40:23,097 --> 00:40:24,138 I have an idea. 1089 00:40:24,221 --> 00:40:26,919 - Oh... but what about the audition? 1090 00:40:27,002 --> 00:40:29,622 - I... even though we're in callbacks, 1091 00:40:29,705 --> 00:40:31,400 I'll read you, okay? 1092 00:40:31,483 --> 00:40:32,601 - In the car? 1093 00:40:32,684 --> 00:40:35,277 - No no no no, a little later. 1094 00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:38,000 And maybe something can happen between us. 1095 00:40:38,083 --> 00:40:41,015 We just, you know, we can't do it here. 1096 00:40:41,098 --> 00:40:42,139 Do you know what I mean? 1097 00:40:42,222 --> 00:40:44,658 - Okay, okay yeah, definitely. 1098 00:40:44,741 --> 00:40:45,680 - All right? 1099 00:40:45,763 --> 00:40:46,696 Audition time, you ready? 1100 00:40:46,779 --> 00:40:48,793 - Oh no no no no, not that easy. 1101 00:40:48,876 --> 00:40:51,118 You need to play a song for me on your guitar 1102 00:40:51,201 --> 00:40:52,714 and then I'll audition. 1103 00:40:52,797 --> 00:40:55,153 - For you, I'll do anything for you, baby. 1104 00:40:55,236 --> 00:40:59,150 Anything, okay? (Strumming guitar) 1105 00:40:59,233 --> 00:41:03,175 ♪ That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it ♪ 1106 00:41:03,258 --> 00:41:05,514 ♪ that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it ♪ 1107 00:41:05,597 --> 00:41:08,672 ♪ that's it, that's it, that's it ♪ 1108 00:41:08,755 --> 00:41:11,819 ♪ already already already already already ♪ 1109 00:41:11,902 --> 00:41:14,819 (Strumming guitar) 1110 00:41:26,902 --> 00:41:29,059 (Laughing and clapping) 1111 00:41:29,142 --> 00:41:30,142 - Oh my god! 1112 00:41:32,064 --> 00:41:34,481 Oh my god, I almost climaxed. 1113 00:41:36,313 --> 00:41:37,229 - That was good, right? 1114 00:41:37,312 --> 00:41:38,479 - Yes, it was! 1115 00:41:42,674 --> 00:41:44,315 Have you ever had an orgasm 1116 00:41:44,398 --> 00:41:46,489 while playing the guitar? 1117 00:41:46,572 --> 00:41:50,211 - Well, you know, there's this sort of 1118 00:41:50,294 --> 00:41:52,692 euphoria that comes over you when you play, you know. 1119 00:41:52,775 --> 00:41:56,217 - No, no, I mean an actual like, orgasm. 1120 00:41:56,300 --> 00:41:57,473 - No. 1121 00:41:57,556 --> 00:42:00,748 - Well let's take care of that, papi. 1122 00:42:00,831 --> 00:42:01,873 - You're a great girl, you know that? 1123 00:42:01,956 --> 00:42:02,789 - Okay. 1124 00:42:04,371 --> 00:42:05,371 Wakka wakka. 1125 00:42:07,098 --> 00:42:11,653 (Strumming guitar) (Slurping) 1126 00:42:11,736 --> 00:42:13,019 - Listen, I can't. 1127 00:42:13,102 --> 00:42:14,528 - [Nikita] No play, play! - I can't do it. 1128 00:42:14,611 --> 00:42:17,460 - [Nikita] Keep playing, it's beautiful. 1129 00:42:17,543 --> 00:42:19,195 - Listen, I... 1130 00:42:19,278 --> 00:42:20,200 I can't do it. 1131 00:42:20,283 --> 00:42:22,133 - [Nikita] Play it bitch. 1132 00:42:22,216 --> 00:42:23,595 (Strumming guitar) 1133 00:42:23,678 --> 00:42:24,942 - Listen... [Nikita] Play that 1134 00:42:25,025 --> 00:42:26,196 fucking guitar. - I can't spill my brain up. 1135 00:42:26,279 --> 00:42:27,112 I can't... 1136 00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:31,270 (Strumming guitar) 1137 00:42:31,353 --> 00:42:34,186 - [Nikita] You can cum in my hair. 1138 00:42:35,681 --> 00:42:37,216 - We found what we're looking for, 1139 00:42:37,299 --> 00:42:39,916 and you, you, and you got the part. 1140 00:42:39,999 --> 00:42:42,111 - Oh my god! - What? Shut up! 1141 00:42:42,194 --> 00:42:43,539 - Oh my god, congratulations! 1142 00:42:43,622 --> 00:42:45,252 - Oh my god, wait, I didn't even read! 1143 00:42:45,335 --> 00:42:46,399 - Oh my god. - Congratulations. 1144 00:42:46,482 --> 00:42:48,439 - New cast for perfect for me. - Oh my god. 1145 00:42:48,522 --> 00:42:50,958 - Oh my gosh, that was so easy. 1146 00:42:51,041 --> 00:42:52,076 - Got champagne. 1147 00:42:52,159 --> 00:42:53,182 Congratulations, guys. 1148 00:42:53,265 --> 00:42:54,814 It's gonna be fun. - Oh great. 1149 00:42:54,897 --> 00:42:56,880 So when do we get a script? 1150 00:42:56,963 --> 00:42:58,239 - Richie. 1151 00:42:58,322 --> 00:43:01,056 - The script is at the printers. 1152 00:43:01,139 --> 00:43:03,155 - Yeah, the printers, exactly. 1153 00:43:03,238 --> 00:43:04,200 - Cool. 1154 00:43:04,283 --> 00:43:05,116 - Okay. 1155 00:43:06,245 --> 00:43:07,318 - So what is it about? 1156 00:43:07,401 --> 00:43:08,984 - It's about women. 1157 00:43:10,024 --> 00:43:11,683 - Yeah, women. - Like, men? 1158 00:43:11,766 --> 00:43:13,497 - No, no men. 1159 00:43:13,580 --> 00:43:15,021 - I don't do girl on girl. 1160 00:43:15,104 --> 00:43:16,159 - Oh I do. 1161 00:43:16,242 --> 00:43:17,441 - Whoa! (Bottle pops) 1162 00:43:17,524 --> 00:43:19,061 (Laughing) 1163 00:43:19,144 --> 00:43:21,413 - So when do we start shooting? 1164 00:43:21,496 --> 00:43:22,718 - [Richie] Soon. 1165 00:43:22,801 --> 00:43:25,495 Yes, it's right around the corner. 1166 00:43:25,578 --> 00:43:27,020 - We're shooting around the corner? 1167 00:43:27,103 --> 00:43:28,860 - The studio, in Hollywood. 1168 00:43:28,943 --> 00:43:30,880 We're gonna... The big one, where everyone shoots. 1169 00:43:30,963 --> 00:43:31,778 - Thank you. 1170 00:43:31,861 --> 00:43:33,119 Thank you, thank you. 1171 00:43:33,202 --> 00:43:35,116 I wish that there were more producers like you guys, 1172 00:43:35,199 --> 00:43:36,197 'cause you rock. 1173 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:37,496 (Speaking in foreign language) 1174 00:43:37,579 --> 00:43:38,877 - Copy down every line 1175 00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:40,478 of the English subtitles, 1176 00:43:40,561 --> 00:43:42,394 and that's our script. 1177 00:43:43,426 --> 00:43:44,623 - That's a lot of work, man. 1178 00:43:44,706 --> 00:43:46,742 - So we'll make Glen do it. 1179 00:43:46,825 --> 00:43:48,861 It's so obscure, no one's gonna know 1180 00:43:48,944 --> 00:43:50,759 where we got it from. 1181 00:43:50,842 --> 00:43:51,840 - I'm proud of you. 1182 00:43:51,923 --> 00:43:54,277 Took a while, but you are finally here. 1183 00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:55,322 Good work. 1184 00:43:55,405 --> 00:43:56,238 - Alright. 1185 00:43:58,486 --> 00:44:00,041 You want a pad and a pen? (Shushing) 1186 00:44:00,124 --> 00:44:02,061 (Gentle music) 1187 00:44:02,144 --> 00:44:03,362 - I am Leland briskon. 1188 00:44:03,445 --> 00:44:05,521 Don't judge me by this ridiculous badge. 1189 00:44:05,604 --> 00:44:08,021 It was taken off a dead tour guide some time ago. 1190 00:44:08,104 --> 00:44:11,402 Now pay attention to what I'm about to tell you. 1191 00:44:11,485 --> 00:44:14,142 First of all, hang very close together. 1192 00:44:14,225 --> 00:44:17,058 You're not to annoy the stars at any time. 1193 00:44:17,141 --> 00:44:17,974 Action. 1194 00:44:19,362 --> 00:44:20,783 Did any of you remember the film, 1195 00:44:20,866 --> 00:44:23,418 probably many of you too young, gauging of that, 1196 00:44:23,501 --> 00:44:25,543 "sunset boulevard." 1197 00:44:25,626 --> 00:44:27,342 I tell you, I was a director. 1198 00:44:27,425 --> 00:44:29,478 Well, not a full director. 1199 00:44:29,561 --> 00:44:30,561 I was an ad. 1200 00:44:31,425 --> 00:44:32,903 I was damn good. 1201 00:44:32,986 --> 00:44:34,677 I helped too many affairs. 1202 00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:37,002 Anyway, don't use your cameras. 1203 00:44:37,085 --> 00:44:41,002 Movie stars, if they appeared to be odd to you, 1204 00:44:42,561 --> 00:44:44,141 to be a little bit different, 1205 00:44:44,224 --> 00:44:46,939 a little off bubbles, we say, 1206 00:44:47,022 --> 00:44:48,664 don't bother them. 1207 00:44:48,747 --> 00:44:51,143 They're here for a reason, to shoot. 1208 00:44:51,226 --> 00:44:53,898 Sometimes each other, as well, I don't know. 1209 00:44:53,981 --> 00:44:55,542 Yes, what is it? 1210 00:44:55,625 --> 00:44:57,143 - How do you make a film? 1211 00:44:57,226 --> 00:44:58,401 - How do you make a film? 1212 00:44:58,484 --> 00:44:59,960 (Slurping) 1213 00:45:00,043 --> 00:45:01,783 Now stop it. 1214 00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:04,059 By the way, I'm not supposed to take tips, 1215 00:45:04,142 --> 00:45:06,218 but I want something. 1216 00:45:06,301 --> 00:45:09,301 (Suspenseful music) 1217 00:45:13,105 --> 00:45:14,722 Gosh, the lighting is just perfect, you see. 1218 00:45:14,805 --> 00:45:16,963 Just overhead, look up, my dear. 1219 00:45:17,046 --> 00:45:18,356 Don't do everything you're told. 1220 00:45:18,439 --> 00:45:20,074 (Laughing) 1221 00:45:20,157 --> 00:45:21,917 (Lively music) 1222 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,054 Stop for a moment. 1223 00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:26,435 The art here was used in the fall of the Roman empire, 1224 00:45:26,518 --> 00:45:28,094 and they brought it back from Rome, 1225 00:45:28,177 --> 00:45:29,412 and it was shot also in Spain. 1226 00:45:29,495 --> 00:45:31,855 They left this exact place for all those, 1227 00:45:31,938 --> 00:45:33,453 shit, I can't remember all the actors, 1228 00:45:33,536 --> 00:45:35,117 but isn't it marvelous, you see? 1229 00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:38,367 And they've of course painted over it. 1230 00:45:39,979 --> 00:45:41,160 Robin hood was shot. 1231 00:45:41,243 --> 00:45:43,557 I don't know if you remember Errol Flynn. 1232 00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:44,655 Fantastic actor. 1233 00:45:44,738 --> 00:45:47,597 And of course, Lillian Dehaven, basil rathbone. 1234 00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:49,597 It was all shot inside. 1235 00:45:53,564 --> 00:45:55,118 - Oh. 1236 00:45:55,201 --> 00:45:56,157 Oh it's them. 1237 00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:57,198 Hi. 1238 00:45:57,281 --> 00:45:59,257 Yeah, we're out front. 1239 00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:01,144 Okay, okay, bye. - What are you doing 1240 00:46:01,227 --> 00:46:02,397 here on the phone? 1241 00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:03,230 - Oh I'm sorry, sorry. 1242 00:46:03,313 --> 00:46:05,384 - How rude. It's the second time I've caught you. 1243 00:46:05,467 --> 00:46:06,217 First you have a watch, 1244 00:46:06,300 --> 00:46:07,050 and now you're talking on the phone. 1245 00:46:07,133 --> 00:46:08,926 - Sorry. - Do you have a cell phone? 1246 00:46:09,009 --> 00:46:10,362 - Yes I do, but it's in my pocket. 1247 00:46:10,445 --> 00:46:12,194 - I don't care to see it. 1248 00:46:12,277 --> 00:46:14,618 - Well, I wasn't going to show you. 1249 00:46:14,701 --> 00:46:15,915 - Yes, crazy one. - Can we use the bathroom? 1250 00:46:15,998 --> 00:46:18,058 - I'm a Christian scientist. 1251 00:46:18,141 --> 00:46:19,221 I don't have to go at all. 1252 00:46:19,304 --> 00:46:20,443 - Thank god, they just called. 1253 00:46:20,526 --> 00:46:21,657 They're gonna come and get us out front. 1254 00:46:21,740 --> 00:46:22,724 - What's going on? 1255 00:46:22,807 --> 00:46:24,758 - I don't know, they said our names weren't in the system. 1256 00:46:24,841 --> 00:46:25,900 - So embarrassing. 1257 00:46:25,983 --> 00:46:27,821 - Richie, Glen, come here. - [Tour guide] And right 1258 00:46:27,904 --> 00:46:30,143 after that, I used to make a lot 1259 00:46:30,226 --> 00:46:31,403 of money for the studio. - Come here. 1260 00:46:31,486 --> 00:46:32,401 Come on, let's go. 1261 00:46:32,484 --> 00:46:33,414 Act like you belong. 1262 00:46:33,497 --> 00:46:34,247 Just act like... I want to finish the tour. 1263 00:46:34,330 --> 00:46:38,172 - [Tour guide] That's where Lassie took a dump. 1264 00:46:38,255 --> 00:46:39,193 - Hey! 1265 00:46:39,276 --> 00:46:40,228 - Hey, how you doing? 1266 00:46:40,311 --> 00:46:41,235 - What's up, guys? 1267 00:46:41,318 --> 00:46:42,235 Yeah. 1268 00:46:42,318 --> 00:46:43,355 What are you... What are you talking about? 1269 00:46:43,438 --> 00:46:44,394 You've got to be kidding me! 1270 00:46:44,477 --> 00:46:45,456 You tell him he's an asshole. 1271 00:46:45,539 --> 00:46:46,617 And you tell him I said that to his face, alright? 1272 00:46:46,700 --> 00:46:48,418 I am so sorry. 1273 00:46:48,501 --> 00:46:50,019 It's been a crazy day. 1274 00:46:50,102 --> 00:46:53,575 - Yeah, lots of big Hollywood meetings in there. 1275 00:46:53,658 --> 00:46:54,878 - Wow. 1276 00:46:54,961 --> 00:46:57,322 We were hoping you guys could like, show us around, 1277 00:46:57,405 --> 00:46:59,058 and maybe show us your office. 1278 00:46:59,141 --> 00:47:00,898 - Oh yeah, listen, you're gonna see 1279 00:47:00,981 --> 00:47:02,535 plenty of the studio. 1280 00:47:02,618 --> 00:47:03,814 I mean, when you're shooting. - Right. 1281 00:47:03,897 --> 00:47:05,920 - In fact, you're probably gonna get sick of it 1282 00:47:06,003 --> 00:47:07,162 'cause you're gonna be living here so much. 1283 00:47:07,245 --> 00:47:09,403 But we actually have to go, you girls. 1284 00:47:09,486 --> 00:47:11,963 Because we're running late to another meeting. 1285 00:47:12,046 --> 00:47:13,658 So, I'm really sorry. 1286 00:47:13,741 --> 00:47:14,697 - Oh. 1287 00:47:14,780 --> 00:47:16,496 - What the devil is going on? 1288 00:47:16,579 --> 00:47:18,336 I'm talking to you over there! 1289 00:47:18,419 --> 00:47:19,973 How dare you go off limits! 1290 00:47:20,056 --> 00:47:21,401 You listen to me! - I think that old guy is... 1291 00:47:21,484 --> 00:47:22,859 Calling you guys. - I begged you, begged you, 1292 00:47:22,942 --> 00:47:24,297 and all the rest... just ignore him. 1293 00:47:24,380 --> 00:47:25,616 He's crazy, he's crazy. 1294 00:47:25,699 --> 00:47:26,818 Yeah, excuse me for a second. - No, he's not talking to- 1295 00:47:26,901 --> 00:47:28,042 - to stay here. 1296 00:47:28,125 --> 00:47:29,621 Not to go wander out into the streets. 1297 00:47:29,704 --> 00:47:30,759 Do you understand that? 1298 00:47:30,842 --> 00:47:32,019 - You are delusional! 1299 00:47:32,102 --> 00:47:33,400 - That's a big word for a little chap. 1300 00:47:33,483 --> 00:47:36,854 - You are not working on this picture, okay? 1301 00:47:36,937 --> 00:47:38,816 I gave you a chance. - I told you 1302 00:47:38,899 --> 00:47:40,179 never to break away. 1303 00:47:40,262 --> 00:47:41,297 What the devil is your name? 1304 00:47:41,380 --> 00:47:42,398 - Sherman oaks! 1305 00:47:42,481 --> 00:47:43,402 Just like the name 1306 00:47:43,485 --> 00:47:44,415 in my parking spot. - I won't have it! 1307 00:47:44,498 --> 00:47:45,597 I won't have it! 1308 00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:47,257 Oh god. - Is there a problem? 1309 00:47:47,340 --> 00:47:48,656 - Yes, there's a problem. 1310 00:47:48,739 --> 00:47:49,678 This young chap, Sherman oaks. 1311 00:47:49,761 --> 00:47:50,798 Isn't that something, boys? 1312 00:47:50,881 --> 00:47:52,472 - Listen, this guy, he stole the lighting grid 1313 00:47:52,555 --> 00:47:53,577 on my last picture, 1314 00:47:53,660 --> 00:47:54,577 and we fired him. - I want this man arrested. 1315 00:47:54,660 --> 00:47:56,335 - And apparently, he's unwilling to accept it, okay? 1316 00:47:56,418 --> 00:47:58,315 And he's making terrorist threats to my crew, 1317 00:47:58,398 --> 00:48:01,112 and more importantly, to my family! 1318 00:48:01,195 --> 00:48:03,009 - I love that scene. 1319 00:48:03,092 --> 00:48:04,987 God, you were good for the first time. 1320 00:48:05,070 --> 00:48:06,372 - [Sherman] See what I'm saying? 1321 00:48:06,455 --> 00:48:07,492 He's delusional! - Excellent. 1322 00:48:07,575 --> 00:48:08,694 This man's out of his mind. 1323 00:48:08,777 --> 00:48:10,052 Get your hands off me. 1324 00:48:10,135 --> 00:48:11,138 - I'm not gonna stand for this stuff! 1325 00:48:11,221 --> 00:48:12,333 - Sorry sir, we'll take it from here. 1326 00:48:12,416 --> 00:48:13,791 - What do you mean take it from here? 1327 00:48:13,874 --> 00:48:14,851 - Come on, Leland. - Just a moment. 1328 00:48:14,934 --> 00:48:16,331 Wait a minute, I know what you're saying. 1329 00:48:16,414 --> 00:48:17,707 We're doing a prison picture, aren't we? 1330 00:48:17,790 --> 00:48:20,134 - Hey, I've never seen you like this, 1331 00:48:20,217 --> 00:48:21,983 and it is sexy. 1332 00:48:22,066 --> 00:48:23,251 - You think you guys are okay? 1333 00:48:23,334 --> 00:48:24,308 - Yeah, everything's fine. 1334 00:48:24,391 --> 00:48:25,985 It's a tough business, but you know, 1335 00:48:26,068 --> 00:48:27,529 you gotta love it. 1336 00:48:27,612 --> 00:48:32,306 ♪ I'm a fool for love ♪ (Upbeat music) 1337 00:48:32,389 --> 00:48:33,222 - Cheers. 1338 00:48:34,429 --> 00:48:35,584 - Cheers. - Cheers. 1339 00:48:35,667 --> 00:48:37,696 (Glasses clink) 1340 00:48:37,779 --> 00:48:40,946 ♪ I'm a fool for love ♪ 1341 00:48:42,045 --> 00:48:42,795 - One more. 1342 00:48:42,878 --> 00:48:43,711 - Me too. 1343 00:48:45,606 --> 00:48:46,601 Look, he's still working on it. 1344 00:48:46,684 --> 00:48:47,843 - Yeah, it's a little strong. - I'll show you how to drink. 1345 00:48:47,926 --> 00:48:50,003 Ready, watch this. 1346 00:48:50,086 --> 00:48:53,169 (Upbeat dance music) 1347 00:48:56,119 --> 00:48:57,924 Where are we doing? 1348 00:48:58,007 --> 00:49:01,090 (Upbeat dance music) 1349 00:49:20,526 --> 00:49:22,208 Okay, I gotta go. 1350 00:49:22,291 --> 00:49:23,124 I can't. 1351 00:49:34,004 --> 00:49:35,442 - What are you working on right now? 1352 00:49:35,525 --> 00:49:38,025 - His movie, perfect for me. 1353 00:49:38,108 --> 00:49:39,029 - Perfect for me. 1354 00:49:39,112 --> 00:49:40,051 - Yeah, it's an independent. 1355 00:49:40,134 --> 00:49:41,224 - I'm the lead. - Yeah they all are. 1356 00:49:41,307 --> 00:49:42,448 You're the lead? 1357 00:49:42,531 --> 00:49:43,667 That's just beautiful. 1358 00:49:43,750 --> 00:49:45,032 - Well, one of the leads. 1359 00:49:45,115 --> 00:49:46,115 - Naturally. 1360 00:49:49,184 --> 00:49:52,267 - This is dedicated to Laurel canyon. 1361 00:49:55,084 --> 00:49:57,837 I have a growing obsession with you. 1362 00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:02,174 Oops, I have a growing obsession inside me. 1363 00:50:02,257 --> 00:50:03,880 I want to be with you. 1364 00:50:03,963 --> 00:50:04,919 (Jazzy music) 1365 00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:07,137 It's like an involuntary muscle, 1366 00:50:07,220 --> 00:50:09,803 flexed, engorged with its load. 1367 00:50:10,700 --> 00:50:12,367 It's got to explode! 1368 00:50:14,942 --> 00:50:18,399 Dreams are forever in this game that we play. 1369 00:50:18,482 --> 00:50:21,777 I can't give you up, you won't go away. 1370 00:50:21,860 --> 00:50:22,777 Is it fate? 1371 00:50:24,085 --> 00:50:25,252 It is I, Glen. 1372 00:50:28,038 --> 00:50:29,523 - I think it's a good time to get out of here. 1373 00:50:29,606 --> 00:50:31,282 - The door, the door. 1374 00:50:31,365 --> 00:50:32,501 What's behind the door? 1375 00:50:32,584 --> 00:50:34,439 Behind the door, another door. 1376 00:50:34,522 --> 00:50:35,955 Behind the door, another door. 1377 00:50:36,038 --> 00:50:37,735 Behind the door, another door. 1378 00:50:37,818 --> 00:50:39,298 Behind the door, another door. 1379 00:50:39,381 --> 00:50:40,802 Behind the door, another door. 1380 00:50:40,885 --> 00:50:42,137 Behind the door, another door. 1381 00:50:42,220 --> 00:50:43,542 Behind the door, another door. 1382 00:50:43,625 --> 00:50:44,958 Behind the door! 1383 00:50:46,962 --> 00:50:48,045 Another door. 1384 00:50:49,816 --> 00:50:52,277 When a love burns this bright, 1385 00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:54,277 they call it starlight. 1386 00:50:55,206 --> 00:50:58,289 I have a growing obsession inside me. 1387 00:51:03,722 --> 00:51:05,972 (Clapping) 1388 00:51:07,438 --> 00:51:09,521 (Wooing) 1389 00:51:10,902 --> 00:51:11,957 - This is a little uncomfortable. 1390 00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:13,392 We should applaud here. 1391 00:51:13,475 --> 00:51:14,755 - Yeah, fuck that. 1392 00:51:14,838 --> 00:51:18,421 I'm out of here. (Clapping) 1393 00:51:20,742 --> 00:51:21,942 - Obsessive compulsive has such 1394 00:51:22,025 --> 00:51:24,757 a negative connotation to it. 1395 00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:26,760 When really, we're the ones who are willing 1396 00:51:26,843 --> 00:51:30,426 to show what human behavior is really like. 1397 00:51:31,263 --> 00:51:33,875 You know, all the ones that hide their idiosyncratic 1398 00:51:33,958 --> 00:51:38,379 eccentricities, those are the ones to be afraid of. 1399 00:51:38,462 --> 00:51:40,893 'Cause they're walking time bombs. 1400 00:51:40,976 --> 00:51:42,226 - You liked it? 1401 00:51:44,014 --> 00:51:45,856 - I didn't like it. 1402 00:51:45,939 --> 00:51:47,356 I didn't hate it. 1403 00:51:48,598 --> 00:51:50,265 I see your insanity. 1404 00:51:51,756 --> 00:51:52,923 And I love it. 1405 00:51:56,197 --> 00:51:57,030 Brunsky? 1406 00:52:01,335 --> 00:52:03,213 (Spitting) 1407 00:52:03,296 --> 00:52:05,936 - It was the words that you spoke. 1408 00:52:06,019 --> 00:52:08,602 It was a very memorable moment. 1409 00:52:09,502 --> 00:52:10,713 - Thank you Richie, thank you. 1410 00:52:10,796 --> 00:52:11,816 - You're welcome. 1411 00:52:11,899 --> 00:52:13,375 - You know, when I was 12, 1412 00:52:13,458 --> 00:52:16,900 I was in love with a girl my age. 1413 00:52:16,983 --> 00:52:18,566 I was awkward then. 1414 00:52:20,181 --> 00:52:23,796 That so, I couldn't speak to her at all. 1415 00:52:23,879 --> 00:52:25,933 So I got myself some chloroform, 1416 00:52:26,016 --> 00:52:27,116 a blanket and some tape. 1417 00:52:27,199 --> 00:52:30,449 - Glen... please don't tell me any more. 1418 00:52:32,163 --> 00:52:34,615 Could be incriminating. 1419 00:52:34,698 --> 00:52:35,531 - Yes. 1420 00:52:37,038 --> 00:52:39,621 Well that looks like Mr. Teats. 1421 00:52:41,201 --> 00:52:42,701 - It is Mr. Teats. 1422 00:52:43,761 --> 00:52:45,076 And Marina! 1423 00:52:45,159 --> 00:52:46,557 Excuse me. (Door slamming) 1424 00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:47,557 Sir, excuse me. 1425 00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:49,536 Sir, sir, hello, hello. 1426 00:52:49,619 --> 00:52:51,521 There's a woman in the car. 1427 00:52:51,604 --> 00:52:54,091 You can't tow the car. - I don't speak English! 1428 00:52:54,174 --> 00:52:55,118 What happened? 1429 00:52:55,201 --> 00:52:56,715 I don't speak English. 1430 00:52:56,798 --> 00:52:58,015 - Mama, come! 1431 00:52:58,098 --> 00:52:59,414 Come teats, come here. 1432 00:52:59,497 --> 00:53:01,664 Come here to me, you come. 1433 00:53:02,939 --> 00:53:05,416 (Knocking on door) 1434 00:53:05,499 --> 00:53:07,132 - [Richie] Fresh handkerchief. 1435 00:53:07,215 --> 00:53:08,934 - Thank you. 1436 00:53:09,017 --> 00:53:10,769 - [Richie] You're welcome. 1437 00:53:10,852 --> 00:53:12,690 - It's okay, you can come in. 1438 00:53:12,773 --> 00:53:13,839 - Alright. 1439 00:53:13,922 --> 00:53:15,453 - Ah hello. 1440 00:53:15,536 --> 00:53:17,595 (Laughing) 1441 00:53:17,678 --> 00:53:19,453 Can you put that away? 1442 00:53:19,536 --> 00:53:20,492 - [Richie] Why? 1443 00:53:20,575 --> 00:53:21,815 - 'Cause I said I wanted to act, 1444 00:53:21,898 --> 00:53:23,532 not end up on the Internet. 1445 00:53:23,615 --> 00:53:26,157 - [Richie] What, this is part of the movie. 1446 00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:29,491 - Your personal movie, maybe. - Alright, alright alright. 1447 00:53:29,574 --> 00:53:31,196 You could just drink it straight out of the bottle. 1448 00:53:31,279 --> 00:53:32,758 That's fine. - Sick. 1449 00:53:32,841 --> 00:53:35,654 Okay, don't watch me when I spit, you promise? 1450 00:53:35,737 --> 00:53:37,034 - Okay. 1451 00:53:37,117 --> 00:53:38,412 - I'm serious, I'm very... alright. 1452 00:53:38,495 --> 00:53:41,020 I won't watch you when you spit. 1453 00:53:41,103 --> 00:53:42,936 You rinse, and then... 1454 00:53:44,756 --> 00:53:46,093 (Spitting) 1455 00:53:46,176 --> 00:53:47,097 That's really gross. 1456 00:53:47,180 --> 00:53:48,132 - I know! 1457 00:53:48,215 --> 00:53:49,820 I told you not to watch me. 1458 00:53:49,903 --> 00:53:51,201 - That's nice. 1459 00:53:51,284 --> 00:53:54,534 You know, you're welcome to use my bed. 1460 00:53:56,444 --> 00:53:58,242 I mean, I won't be in it, of course. 1461 00:53:58,325 --> 00:54:01,213 I could sleep on the sofa. 1462 00:54:01,296 --> 00:54:02,877 - I should get dressed. 1463 00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:04,652 Do you want to help me? 1464 00:54:04,735 --> 00:54:07,818 Just hold this... - Oh, hold it, okay. 1465 00:54:12,937 --> 00:54:14,357 - Okay, hold on. 1466 00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:15,990 Bottoms are on. 1467 00:54:16,073 --> 00:54:17,406 Are you peeking? 1468 00:54:18,321 --> 00:54:20,071 - [Richie] Me? - Yeah. 1469 00:54:21,065 --> 00:54:23,412 You feel pretty steady there? 1470 00:54:23,495 --> 00:54:24,328 - Oh yeah. 1471 00:54:25,716 --> 00:54:26,549 - Alright. 1472 00:54:27,837 --> 00:54:28,753 You can drop it now. 1473 00:54:28,836 --> 00:54:30,115 - Okay on three, one, two. 1474 00:54:30,198 --> 00:54:35,131 (Laughing) (Gentle music) 1475 00:54:35,214 --> 00:54:36,047 - So. 1476 00:54:39,876 --> 00:54:40,977 What? 1477 00:54:41,060 --> 00:54:42,643 - Well here we are. 1478 00:54:43,556 --> 00:54:44,389 - Yeah. 1479 00:54:45,901 --> 00:54:47,318 - In my bathroom. 1480 00:54:48,601 --> 00:54:49,588 - Richie, if you're gonna kiss me, 1481 00:54:49,671 --> 00:54:52,215 you should just kiss me. - Okay. 1482 00:54:52,298 --> 00:54:55,048 (Romantic music) 1483 00:55:03,900 --> 00:55:04,733 - Okay. 1484 00:55:06,497 --> 00:55:07,988 - Right. 1485 00:55:08,071 --> 00:55:10,379 Then that happened. 1486 00:55:10,462 --> 00:55:14,129 So I'm gonna... I'm gonna go sleep in my bed. 1487 00:55:15,356 --> 00:55:16,592 And you can... - Yeah. 1488 00:55:16,675 --> 00:55:18,936 - You're gonna go in your car. 1489 00:55:19,019 --> 00:55:21,346 - Get into my element. 1490 00:55:21,429 --> 00:55:22,657 (Laughing) 1491 00:55:22,740 --> 00:55:25,350 - Okay... goodnight. - Alright. 1492 00:55:25,433 --> 00:55:27,579 Thanks for the shower. - Thank you, yes. 1493 00:55:27,662 --> 00:55:30,470 - Bye. (Door shuts) 1494 00:55:30,553 --> 00:55:31,386 Oh my god. 1495 00:55:33,135 --> 00:55:37,694 - But she's in her car in my driveway, sleeping. 1496 00:55:37,777 --> 00:55:40,138 I'm gonna tell her the truth, man. 1497 00:55:40,221 --> 00:55:41,171 - Yes. 1498 00:55:41,254 --> 00:55:42,680 - What if I hurt her, you know? 1499 00:55:42,763 --> 00:55:44,634 I don't want to... I mean, if I tell her the truth, 1500 00:55:44,717 --> 00:55:46,361 then she might freak out the other girls, 1501 00:55:46,444 --> 00:55:48,537 and I don't want to ruin what's going on for you guys. 1502 00:55:48,620 --> 00:55:49,620 - Oh my god. 1503 00:55:50,716 --> 00:55:52,235 Yes. 1504 00:55:52,318 --> 00:55:54,054 Yeah, you like that? 1505 00:55:54,137 --> 00:55:56,537 Take it in, do you like it? (Strumming guitar) 1506 00:55:56,620 --> 00:55:58,737 (Moaning) 1507 00:55:58,820 --> 00:55:59,938 - Just something I gotta tell you. 1508 00:56:00,021 --> 00:56:01,990 The casting agency, it's more like a, 1509 00:56:02,073 --> 00:56:04,406 like a dating service thing. 1510 00:56:05,518 --> 00:56:06,351 No... 1511 00:56:07,905 --> 00:56:10,988 (Knocking on window) 1512 00:56:14,098 --> 00:56:15,181 Good morning. 1513 00:56:18,441 --> 00:56:19,795 - Lenny. 1514 00:56:19,878 --> 00:56:21,128 Lenny... Richie. 1515 00:56:23,437 --> 00:56:26,210 Richie's the producer of the film I'm working on. 1516 00:56:26,293 --> 00:56:28,155 - Oh right, yeah, hi. 1517 00:56:28,238 --> 00:56:29,738 I'm her boyfriend. 1518 00:56:33,719 --> 00:56:36,835 Oh so, this is what a producer does. 1519 00:56:36,918 --> 00:56:38,996 ♪ I'm wasting my time ♪ (Rock music) 1520 00:56:39,079 --> 00:56:41,436 ♪ You've made up your mind ♪ 1521 00:56:41,519 --> 00:56:44,734 ♪ you're impossible to please ♪ 1522 00:56:44,817 --> 00:56:45,567 - What are you doing? 1523 00:56:45,650 --> 00:56:47,400 - That's it, I'm out. 1524 00:56:48,482 --> 00:56:50,402 - What do you mean you're out? Hey, come on. 1525 00:56:50,485 --> 00:56:52,177 We're having a little bit too much fun here, Richie. 1526 00:56:52,260 --> 00:56:53,598 Listen, listen, listen. 1527 00:56:53,681 --> 00:56:56,732 This is making a big difference in my life, Richie, okay? 1528 00:56:56,815 --> 00:56:58,476 Stop, listen. 1529 00:56:58,559 --> 00:57:01,321 I already have a second film lined up after this. 1530 00:57:01,404 --> 00:57:02,735 Stopping this would be insane! 1531 00:57:02,818 --> 00:57:03,914 What are you doing? - No. 1532 00:57:03,997 --> 00:57:05,179 The insane thing is that you're just in it 1533 00:57:05,262 --> 00:57:06,558 to get your jollies off. 1534 00:57:06,641 --> 00:57:07,693 You realize that you are always 1535 00:57:07,776 --> 00:57:10,166 thinking about your penis. 1536 00:57:10,249 --> 00:57:12,192 It's all about the penis for you, isn't it? 1537 00:57:12,275 --> 00:57:13,846 You know, there's a name for that disease. 1538 00:57:13,929 --> 00:57:16,769 It's called castration anxiety. 1539 00:57:16,852 --> 00:57:18,269 - [Glen] Oh gosh, Sherman. 1540 00:57:18,352 --> 00:57:20,108 I had no idea. 1541 00:57:20,191 --> 00:57:21,123 - Listen, you just... 1542 00:57:21,206 --> 00:57:23,732 You're just fired up by that guy Lenny. 1543 00:57:23,815 --> 00:57:24,951 - Lenny is not the issue. 1544 00:57:25,034 --> 00:57:26,391 Lenny is a reminder that these girls 1545 00:57:26,474 --> 00:57:27,552 are only hanging out with us 1546 00:57:27,635 --> 00:57:28,968 because they think we're making a movie. 1547 00:57:29,051 --> 00:57:29,972 - We are making a movie. 1548 00:57:30,055 --> 00:57:31,229 - We're not making a movie! 1549 00:57:31,312 --> 00:57:32,811 Can you hear yourself? 1550 00:57:32,894 --> 00:57:34,750 Come on, don't you remember we started this 1551 00:57:34,833 --> 00:57:36,648 so we could find girls who were meaningful? 1552 00:57:36,731 --> 00:57:37,832 - Oh, meaningful, come on. 1553 00:57:37,915 --> 00:57:38,912 - You know what? 1554 00:57:38,995 --> 00:57:41,578 Your sex fest is over, jackass! 1555 00:57:44,394 --> 00:57:46,315 How are we gonna get out of this mess, huh? 1556 00:57:46,398 --> 00:57:47,849 Sherman oaks. 1557 00:57:47,932 --> 00:57:49,898 God is gonna punish us for the things that we've done. 1558 00:57:49,981 --> 00:57:52,010 - Oh god. - When we least expect it. 1559 00:57:52,093 --> 00:57:52,926 - God. 1560 00:57:54,330 --> 00:57:56,725 - You know, I'm gonna tell Marina the truth. 1561 00:57:56,808 --> 00:57:58,525 That's my choice. 1562 00:57:58,608 --> 00:58:02,286 And I suggest that you guys do the same for your girls. 1563 00:58:02,369 --> 00:58:03,784 - I like Laurel. 1564 00:58:03,867 --> 00:58:05,990 I don't want to tell her the truth. 1565 00:58:06,073 --> 00:58:08,887 - Glen. (Gentle music) 1566 00:58:08,970 --> 00:58:11,650 It's time to grow up, man. 1567 00:58:11,733 --> 00:58:13,351 What am I talking about? 1568 00:58:13,434 --> 00:58:16,288 It's time for both of us to grow up. 1569 00:58:16,371 --> 00:58:18,954 - That's a good script, Richie. 1570 00:58:21,656 --> 00:58:23,111 - Okay, and take the rest of the money, 1571 00:58:23,194 --> 00:58:24,632 and dump it in the EK. 1572 00:58:24,715 --> 00:58:26,298 I feel insurance coming. 1573 00:58:26,381 --> 00:58:27,619 No no no no. - All set, chief. 1574 00:58:27,702 --> 00:58:28,675 - Okay, thank you. 1575 00:58:28,758 --> 00:58:30,013 Nasdaq's dead. 1576 00:58:30,096 --> 00:58:31,612 Are you sure about this acting thing? 1577 00:58:31,695 --> 00:58:33,434 - Are you still on the phone? 1578 00:58:33,517 --> 00:58:36,373 - I am, I'm off, but he's on hold, I'm on hold, you are. 1579 00:58:36,456 --> 00:58:38,868 - Just take it out of your ear, okay? 1580 00:58:38,951 --> 00:58:39,951 Take it out. 1581 00:58:41,262 --> 00:58:43,246 You're never listening to me. 1582 00:58:43,329 --> 00:58:45,417 - California is the granola state, you know that? 1583 00:58:45,500 --> 00:58:46,578 Fruits, nuts, and flakes. 1584 00:58:46,661 --> 00:58:48,035 You got to be careful out here. 1585 00:58:48,118 --> 00:58:49,151 Here's where I'm staying. 1586 00:58:49,234 --> 00:58:51,257 You can have turned down sheets and nice pillows, 1587 00:58:51,340 --> 00:58:52,458 or you can sleep in the truck 1588 00:58:52,541 --> 00:58:54,159 and hand out your headshot on Hollywood boulevard. 1589 00:58:54,242 --> 00:58:55,714 I want you to think about that. 1590 00:58:55,797 --> 00:58:56,630 - Teats? 1591 00:58:59,596 --> 00:59:00,429 Hey Zo. 1592 00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:03,155 What, are you claiming the bed already? 1593 00:59:03,238 --> 00:59:04,997 He's a cool guy, but let's get to know him 1594 00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:07,778 a little bit better before we start moving in, okay? 1595 00:59:07,861 --> 00:59:08,694 Come on. 1596 00:59:10,659 --> 00:59:11,492 Come here. 1597 00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:25,518 (Gasping) 1598 00:59:25,601 --> 00:59:26,734 - Oh, sorry. 1599 00:59:26,817 --> 00:59:27,567 - Oh god. 1600 00:59:27,650 --> 00:59:28,969 You came from nowhere. 1601 00:59:29,052 --> 00:59:30,135 What is this? 1602 00:59:31,433 --> 00:59:33,358 - It's a Internet dating service. 1603 00:59:33,441 --> 00:59:35,274 It's perfectforme dot com. 1604 00:59:37,359 --> 00:59:41,636 - Is... is this part of the audition process? 1605 00:59:41,719 --> 00:59:43,465 Am I being filmed right now? 1606 00:59:43,548 --> 00:59:45,073 Is this a joke? 1607 00:59:45,156 --> 00:59:45,989 - Okay... 1608 00:59:48,377 --> 00:59:50,377 Look, the casting agency 1609 00:59:51,257 --> 00:59:53,257 was created in the hopes 1610 00:59:54,275 --> 00:59:57,446 that we would find our soul mates. 1611 00:59:57,529 --> 00:59:58,362 - What? 1612 01:00:00,434 --> 01:00:02,101 - The casting agency 1613 01:00:03,598 --> 01:00:04,514 was created in the hopes 1614 01:00:04,597 --> 01:00:07,430 that we would find our soul mates. 1615 01:00:09,455 --> 01:00:11,654 - So, what you're saying is... 1616 01:00:11,737 --> 01:00:13,128 - That the casting agency was created 1617 01:00:13,211 --> 01:00:15,815 in the hopes that we would find our soul mates. 1618 01:00:15,898 --> 01:00:16,731 - Oh god. 1619 01:00:17,597 --> 01:00:18,991 What about the movie? 1620 01:00:19,074 --> 01:00:22,213 - What movie? (Laughing) 1621 01:00:22,296 --> 01:00:23,211 (Growling) 1622 01:00:23,294 --> 01:00:25,811 - Oh I can't believe that I let myself like you! 1623 01:00:25,894 --> 01:00:27,191 I mean, all this time, 1624 01:00:27,274 --> 01:00:28,194 everything you said to me, 1625 01:00:28,277 --> 01:00:29,595 I trusted you! 1626 01:00:29,678 --> 01:00:31,915 And everything... Ugh! 1627 01:00:31,998 --> 01:00:33,258 I don't even know what to say. 1628 01:00:33,341 --> 01:00:35,679 I'm just so shocked by this whole situation. 1629 01:00:35,762 --> 01:00:37,182 Don't talk! - I didn't think- 1630 01:00:37,265 --> 01:00:38,175 - just don't talk. 1631 01:00:38,258 --> 01:00:39,091 I'm... 1632 01:00:39,965 --> 01:00:41,048 I don't know! 1633 01:00:42,498 --> 01:00:43,915 - Can I talk now? 1634 01:00:46,866 --> 01:00:49,608 (Door slams) 1635 01:00:49,691 --> 01:00:50,691 - Thank you. 1636 01:00:52,054 --> 01:00:53,062 - Look, Marina. 1637 01:00:53,145 --> 01:00:54,931 It's a mating call. 1638 01:00:55,014 --> 01:00:56,069 I mean, that's what it is. 1639 01:00:56,152 --> 01:00:57,393 It's a mating call. 1640 01:00:57,476 --> 01:00:58,507 - What? 1641 01:00:58,590 --> 01:00:59,709 What are you talking about? 1642 01:00:59,792 --> 01:01:01,230 - The casting call. 1643 01:01:01,313 --> 01:01:03,430 It was my mating call, you know. 1644 01:01:03,513 --> 01:01:05,004 Cuckoo, cuckoo. 1645 01:01:05,087 --> 01:01:06,530 - Okay, you're crazy. 1646 01:01:06,613 --> 01:01:08,930 - Yeah... no, I'm not crazy. - I'm leaving, I'm leaving. 1647 01:01:09,013 --> 01:01:09,846 Okay? Bye! 1648 01:01:11,630 --> 01:01:12,586 - Bye. 1649 01:01:12,669 --> 01:01:13,683 - Me as an artist. 1650 01:01:13,766 --> 01:01:15,071 Hold on, okay wait wait. - I respect you. 1651 01:01:15,154 --> 01:01:20,154 (Ominous music) (Keys ticking) 1652 01:01:31,429 --> 01:01:33,591 - Marina, it's Nikita. 1653 01:01:33,674 --> 01:01:35,543 Okay girls, I'm just gonna give it to you straight, okay? 1654 01:01:35,626 --> 01:01:37,347 I'm not an actress. 1655 01:01:37,430 --> 01:01:39,169 I was assigned to investigate this case 1656 01:01:39,252 --> 01:01:41,047 because we got complaints from some of the girls 1657 01:01:41,130 --> 01:01:44,264 that came in and auditioned for the guys. 1658 01:01:44,347 --> 01:01:46,220 Complaints were filed against the producers 1659 01:01:46,303 --> 01:01:48,249 of the film perfect for me. 1660 01:01:48,332 --> 01:01:50,948 Richie Rey, Sherman oaks, and Glen Dale. 1661 01:01:51,031 --> 01:01:52,029 - What? 1662 01:01:52,112 --> 01:01:53,706 - Actress came in, auditioned, 1663 01:01:53,789 --> 01:01:55,250 was invited to lunch, was promised a part, 1664 01:01:55,333 --> 01:01:57,025 got personally and intimately involved 1665 01:01:57,108 --> 01:01:58,292 with one of the guys. 1666 01:01:58,375 --> 01:01:59,642 Then she was told that because 1667 01:01:59,725 --> 01:02:01,449 some financing fell through, 1668 01:02:01,532 --> 01:02:02,869 she was no longer in the film. 1669 01:02:02,952 --> 01:02:04,111 - And you're positive. 1670 01:02:04,194 --> 01:02:06,148 I mean, you're positive that these are our guys. 1671 01:02:06,231 --> 01:02:07,673 From our movie. 1672 01:02:07,756 --> 01:02:08,689 - Well, if you look here, 1673 01:02:08,772 --> 01:02:10,350 the only perfect for me that exists 1674 01:02:10,433 --> 01:02:14,389 is a perfectforme. Com Internet dating service. 1675 01:02:14,472 --> 01:02:16,247 Which I found on dogpile dot com. 1676 01:02:16,330 --> 01:02:17,806 I don't normally use the Internet to date, 1677 01:02:17,889 --> 01:02:18,845 'cause I don't need to. 1678 01:02:18,928 --> 01:02:20,149 - I can't believe these guys! 1679 01:02:20,232 --> 01:02:21,333 - And you'd be surprised. 1680 01:02:21,416 --> 01:02:23,411 This isn't the only time things like this happen. 1681 01:02:23,494 --> 01:02:24,810 They happen all over the place, 1682 01:02:24,893 --> 01:02:26,146 all over the country. 1683 01:02:26,229 --> 01:02:27,424 - Okay, so what do we do? 1684 01:02:27,507 --> 01:02:28,974 I mean, how do we get them back? 1685 01:02:29,057 --> 01:02:30,812 - If you girls want in on this, 1686 01:02:30,895 --> 01:02:32,447 and you want to help me with that, that's fine. 1687 01:02:32,530 --> 01:02:33,970 But I'm gonna bring these guys down. 1688 01:02:34,053 --> 01:02:35,033 - No, you guys, I don't know. 1689 01:02:35,116 --> 01:02:36,970 - I know a guy that breaks legs for cheap. 1690 01:02:37,053 --> 01:02:38,174 - Well good, we may need to hire him. 1691 01:02:38,257 --> 01:02:39,474 - No... - Marina, yes. 1692 01:02:39,557 --> 01:02:41,053 You need to take care of yourself, okay? 1693 01:02:41,136 --> 01:02:42,087 You're straight off the bus. 1694 01:02:42,170 --> 01:02:43,270 You don't know anything about this business. 1695 01:02:43,353 --> 01:02:44,356 It's dirty and it's ugly. 1696 01:02:44,439 --> 01:02:45,189 - And I do. 1697 01:02:45,272 --> 01:02:46,852 I can't even believe I was fooled by these guys. 1698 01:02:46,935 --> 01:02:49,540 - Well I can believe you were fooled by it. Are you in? 1699 01:02:49,623 --> 01:02:50,540 - I mean... 1700 01:02:51,399 --> 01:02:52,593 Yeah, yeah. - [Nikita] Marina. 1701 01:02:52,676 --> 01:02:53,598 Are you in? 1702 01:02:53,681 --> 01:02:54,979 - I guess I am, yeah. 1703 01:02:55,062 --> 01:02:57,131 - You guess you're in? 1704 01:02:57,214 --> 01:02:58,033 I'm in. 1705 01:02:58,116 --> 01:03:01,533 - I mean, I'll do what you need me to do. 1706 01:03:03,878 --> 01:03:04,933 - Power out. 1707 01:03:05,016 --> 01:03:07,168 - Fuck those guys. 1708 01:03:07,251 --> 01:03:09,688 - Listen, Richie, the girls just called, right? 1709 01:03:09,771 --> 01:03:11,256 They want to rehearse. 1710 01:03:11,339 --> 01:03:12,951 I say we do it, man. 1711 01:03:13,034 --> 01:03:16,129 - Oh, that's a fantastic idea, Sherman. 1712 01:03:16,212 --> 01:03:17,999 In fact, why do we need to rehearse? 1713 01:03:18,082 --> 01:03:19,796 Why don't we just shoot the movie? 1714 01:03:19,879 --> 01:03:20,884 (Phone beeping) 1715 01:03:20,967 --> 01:03:21,958 You know what, hold on. 1716 01:03:22,041 --> 01:03:23,381 I'm getting a beep, okay. 1717 01:03:23,464 --> 01:03:25,145 I'll be... Hold on. 1718 01:03:25,228 --> 01:03:26,138 Hello? 1719 01:03:26,221 --> 01:03:27,142 - Hi, it's Marina. 1720 01:03:27,225 --> 01:03:30,533 (Lively music) 1721 01:03:30,616 --> 01:03:31,449 - Marina. 1722 01:03:32,563 --> 01:03:33,535 - Richie, look. 1723 01:03:33,618 --> 01:03:34,557 I get what you were saying. 1724 01:03:34,640 --> 01:03:36,852 I understand the whole mating call thing. 1725 01:03:36,935 --> 01:03:39,957 I mean, it's a little crazy, but I get it. 1726 01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:43,695 And... I'm not gonna tell anybody about this. 1727 01:03:43,778 --> 01:03:45,632 I think we should just keep it between us. 1728 01:03:45,715 --> 01:03:47,253 But, seriously... 1729 01:03:47,336 --> 01:03:50,371 I think you should make this movie, Richie. 1730 01:03:50,454 --> 01:03:52,269 I really think that you have a great script, 1731 01:03:52,352 --> 01:03:53,389 you have a great cast. 1732 01:03:53,472 --> 01:03:56,772 We're dedicated, and you have the money, so... 1733 01:03:56,855 --> 01:03:58,886 - It's a good script. 1734 01:03:58,969 --> 01:04:02,468 - I really think you should consider it. 1735 01:04:02,551 --> 01:04:04,227 But, you know, as far as we go, 1736 01:04:04,310 --> 01:04:05,469 there's no hard feelings. 1737 01:04:05,552 --> 01:04:06,552 I'm not mad. 1738 01:04:07,613 --> 01:04:08,854 - Really? 1739 01:04:08,937 --> 01:04:09,770 - Yeah. 1740 01:04:10,609 --> 01:04:12,109 - Can you hold on? 1741 01:04:13,792 --> 01:04:14,625 Sherman. 1742 01:04:15,792 --> 01:04:17,991 Hey, how does tomorrow sound? 1743 01:04:18,074 --> 01:04:19,648 - Well, did he fall for it? (Laughing) 1744 01:04:19,731 --> 01:04:20,814 - I think so. 1745 01:04:21,963 --> 01:04:23,879 - That wasn't half bad, that acting job. 1746 01:04:23,962 --> 01:04:25,673 - Tiziana, I love the lettuce on your lips. 1747 01:04:25,756 --> 01:04:26,773 - Don't try to confuse me. 1748 01:04:26,856 --> 01:04:28,352 Marcello is mine. 1749 01:04:28,435 --> 01:04:29,674 - Script is awesome. 1750 01:04:29,757 --> 01:04:31,073 What we really feel like it needs 1751 01:04:31,156 --> 01:04:34,993 is just some more steamy kind of sexual stuff. 1752 01:04:35,076 --> 01:04:37,602 - Yeah, I mean, it'll really help sell the film, guys. 1753 01:04:37,685 --> 01:04:39,301 I mean, especially in the foreign market. 1754 01:04:39,384 --> 01:04:41,145 - And I'm totally open to nudity. 1755 01:04:41,228 --> 01:04:44,604 - Yeah, we want to do some hardcore stuff. 1756 01:04:44,687 --> 01:04:47,008 - When do we start shooting? 1757 01:04:47,091 --> 01:04:48,802 - Well I guess what we're trying to say 1758 01:04:48,885 --> 01:04:50,818 is that you know, we understand that 1759 01:04:50,901 --> 01:04:53,043 there aren't really men in the film. 1760 01:04:53,126 --> 01:04:54,845 What would be great is if we could 1761 01:04:54,928 --> 01:04:58,428 maybe use you guys to practice the sex on. 1762 01:05:00,416 --> 01:05:02,083 - We want to have sex with you guys. 1763 01:05:02,166 --> 01:05:03,583 And videotape it. 1764 01:05:05,173 --> 01:05:06,006 - I... 1765 01:05:07,265 --> 01:05:08,724 Okay, wait wait. 1766 01:05:08,807 --> 01:05:10,688 Why do you want to do that? 1767 01:05:10,771 --> 01:05:12,093 - Richie, Richie. 1768 01:05:12,176 --> 01:05:13,770 The girls have a great idea here. 1769 01:05:13,853 --> 01:05:14,989 I mean... - Well. 1770 01:05:15,072 --> 01:05:17,851 We just, you know, want to watch it back 1771 01:05:17,934 --> 01:05:20,011 and make sure that it's good. 1772 01:05:20,094 --> 01:05:22,177 - And then have more sex. 1773 01:05:23,805 --> 01:05:24,893 Right, and watch it, 1774 01:05:24,976 --> 01:05:27,052 and practice harder, and harder, 1775 01:05:27,135 --> 01:05:28,784 and again, and again. 1776 01:05:28,867 --> 01:05:29,700 - With us. 1777 01:05:30,593 --> 01:05:31,911 - [Nikita] Oh yeah, over and over. 1778 01:05:31,994 --> 01:05:33,389 Like in and out, you know. 1779 01:05:33,472 --> 01:05:35,028 Whatever you guys are into. 1780 01:05:35,111 --> 01:05:36,490 I'm open to lots of things. 1781 01:05:36,573 --> 01:05:38,151 I've had sex with a midget, so I'm game. 1782 01:05:38,234 --> 01:05:40,047 - That's fantastic. 1783 01:05:40,130 --> 01:05:41,944 - It's really common movies. 1784 01:05:42,027 --> 01:05:44,169 A lot of times they have sex counselors, 1785 01:05:44,252 --> 01:05:45,588 and you guys would be like, 1786 01:05:45,671 --> 01:05:48,125 kind of like our sex counselors. 1787 01:05:48,208 --> 01:05:49,548 - Mentors. - Yeah. 1788 01:05:49,631 --> 01:05:51,365 So then when we shoot the film, 1789 01:05:51,448 --> 01:05:52,666 it will be like, amazing sex. 1790 01:05:52,749 --> 01:05:53,821 - Some of the juiciest movies 1791 01:05:53,904 --> 01:05:55,324 had really memorable sex scenes. 1792 01:05:55,407 --> 01:05:57,329 I don't know if you guys saw fatal attraction? 1793 01:05:57,412 --> 01:05:59,088 - Like water for chocolate. - That's a good one. 1794 01:05:59,171 --> 01:06:00,806 - End of the affair. - Good one, good one. 1795 01:06:00,889 --> 01:06:03,869 - Last tango in Paris. - Deep throat. 1796 01:06:03,952 --> 01:06:04,785 - Platoon. 1797 01:06:07,831 --> 01:06:09,664 Agony and the ecstasy. 1798 01:06:10,653 --> 01:06:13,236 (Lively music) 1799 01:06:14,991 --> 01:06:16,505 - Can't wait. - Okay boys. 1800 01:06:16,588 --> 01:06:18,545 This is your room and your key. 1801 01:06:18,628 --> 01:06:19,907 And this is our room. 1802 01:06:19,990 --> 01:06:21,469 And you're not allowed to come out of your room 1803 01:06:21,552 --> 01:06:23,511 until we come and get you, okay? 1804 01:06:23,594 --> 01:06:26,490 We're just gonna go in and wash up. 1805 01:06:26,573 --> 01:06:27,507 - Alright. 1806 01:06:27,590 --> 01:06:30,571 - I take it we should wash our genitals as well. 1807 01:06:30,654 --> 01:06:32,488 - Oh god. - Do that. 1808 01:06:32,571 --> 01:06:33,988 - Okay, let's go. 1809 01:06:35,712 --> 01:06:36,545 - Marina. 1810 01:06:38,191 --> 01:06:40,608 Is this what you really want? 1811 01:06:41,587 --> 01:06:44,605 - What are you talking about? 1812 01:06:44,688 --> 01:06:46,938 - [Nikita] Marina, come on. 1813 01:06:48,147 --> 01:06:50,564 (Doors slam) 1814 01:06:58,170 --> 01:07:00,566 - What do you think is really going on here? 1815 01:07:00,649 --> 01:07:03,683 - Richie, sometimes you just gotta learn to follow, man. 1816 01:07:03,766 --> 01:07:05,317 Women, they like that. 1817 01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:07,938 Makes them feel like they're in control. 1818 01:07:08,021 --> 01:07:10,783 - Sherman, they are in control. 1819 01:07:10,866 --> 01:07:13,139 - Think there are no towels in here. 1820 01:07:13,222 --> 01:07:16,541 (Suspenseful music) 1821 01:07:16,624 --> 01:07:18,819 (Phone ringing) 1822 01:07:18,902 --> 01:07:20,007 - Hello? 1823 01:07:20,090 --> 01:07:21,284 - Are you boys ready for us 1824 01:07:21,367 --> 01:07:23,403 to come over and rock your worlds? 1825 01:07:23,486 --> 01:07:24,738 - Alright. 1826 01:07:24,821 --> 01:07:26,444 Listen, how are we doing this? 1827 01:07:26,527 --> 01:07:28,383 Are you girls coming in one at a time, or what? 1828 01:07:28,466 --> 01:07:30,363 - Oh, no no no no no. 1829 01:07:30,446 --> 01:07:32,922 We're gonna all come in at the same time. 1830 01:07:33,005 --> 01:07:35,883 It's gonna be like a train. 1831 01:07:35,966 --> 01:07:37,538 - I got ya. 1832 01:07:37,621 --> 01:07:38,431 We're on. 1833 01:07:38,514 --> 01:07:43,347 Take off your clothes. (Suspenseful music) 1834 01:07:44,786 --> 01:07:45,969 - They must never get laid, right? 1835 01:07:46,052 --> 01:07:47,106 Look at them. 1836 01:07:47,189 --> 01:07:48,865 Never, because this is pathetic. 1837 01:07:48,948 --> 01:07:50,404 This is so bad. - Are you taping this? 1838 01:07:50,487 --> 01:07:52,209 I want a copy of this. - Oh my god. 1839 01:07:52,292 --> 01:07:53,248 - Sherman. 1840 01:07:53,331 --> 01:07:55,988 You can just take all three girls. 1841 01:07:56,071 --> 01:07:57,404 I can't do this. 1842 01:07:59,566 --> 01:08:00,864 - I'll be thinking about you, Richie. 1843 01:08:00,947 --> 01:08:03,242 - So which one was it? 1844 01:08:03,325 --> 01:08:05,075 - Which one was what? 1845 01:08:06,386 --> 01:08:08,318 - Which one of the guys was the one 1846 01:08:08,401 --> 01:08:10,833 that slept with that girl? 1847 01:08:10,916 --> 01:08:11,749 - Why? 1848 01:08:13,883 --> 01:08:16,284 - I don't know, I just... 1849 01:08:16,367 --> 01:08:17,355 Curious, I guess. 1850 01:08:17,438 --> 01:08:18,241 - It was Sherman. 1851 01:08:18,324 --> 01:08:22,577 It was Sherman, the little fucking cock sucker, okay? 1852 01:08:22,660 --> 01:08:24,110 - How do I look? 1853 01:08:24,193 --> 01:08:25,438 - Sherman, you should know, 1854 01:08:25,521 --> 01:08:27,950 nothing's gonna happen between us. 1855 01:08:28,033 --> 01:08:29,783 - I know, relax, man. 1856 01:08:33,141 --> 01:08:34,558 - Go go go go go! 1857 01:08:35,796 --> 01:08:37,518 (Knocking on door) 1858 01:08:37,601 --> 01:08:39,539 - Come on in, it's open! 1859 01:08:39,622 --> 01:08:41,516 - This where they're making a movie? 1860 01:08:41,599 --> 01:08:42,478 (Suspenseful music) 1861 01:08:42,561 --> 01:08:45,491 - Yeah, we're making it with girls, though. 1862 01:08:45,574 --> 01:08:46,824 - We are girls! 1863 01:08:47,680 --> 01:08:49,436 - Wrong room. 1864 01:08:49,519 --> 01:08:50,269 Wrong room. 1865 01:08:50,352 --> 01:08:51,799 - Oh no, this looks like the right room to me, 1866 01:08:51,882 --> 01:08:53,471 but hey, I thought there was gonna be three of 'em. 1867 01:08:53,554 --> 01:08:54,893 - Two will do. - Oh yeah. 1868 01:08:54,976 --> 01:08:56,768 - Action! (Laughing) 1869 01:08:56,851 --> 01:08:57,601 - What are you doing? 1870 01:08:57,684 --> 01:08:58,758 Whoa, whoa! - Let's go! 1871 01:08:58,841 --> 01:08:59,994 - Party baby! - No, get off me! 1872 01:09:00,077 --> 01:09:02,216 - Get him, yeah! - No, no! No, no! 1873 01:09:02,299 --> 01:09:03,795 No! (Screaming) 1874 01:09:03,878 --> 01:09:04,711 No! 1875 01:09:08,673 --> 01:09:10,390 - Cue the cops! 1876 01:09:10,473 --> 01:09:12,114 ♪ Die ♪ (Rock music) 1877 01:09:12,197 --> 01:09:14,229 ♪ You motherfuckers die young ♪ (Knocking on door) 1878 01:09:14,312 --> 01:09:15,736 - Police! 1879 01:09:15,819 --> 01:09:17,391 (Smacking) (Wailing) 1880 01:09:17,474 --> 01:09:18,431 - Get him, get him! 1881 01:09:18,514 --> 01:09:19,347 - Freeze! 1882 01:09:20,335 --> 01:09:24,085 Put the whip down and step away from his ass! 1883 01:09:28,285 --> 01:09:29,471 - I didn't do anything. 1884 01:09:29,554 --> 01:09:30,928 - Jackpot. 1885 01:09:31,011 --> 01:09:31,966 - Come on. 1886 01:09:32,049 --> 01:09:32,971 - I didn't do anything. - Let's go, buddy. 1887 01:09:33,054 --> 01:09:34,008 - What are you doing? 1888 01:09:34,091 --> 01:09:34,841 - Right out the door. 1889 01:09:34,924 --> 01:09:36,234 - I'm innocent! - Yeah, right. 1890 01:09:36,317 --> 01:09:41,232 (Ominous music) (Tapping bars) 1891 01:09:41,315 --> 01:09:43,111 - We'll never survive in here, man. 1892 01:09:43,194 --> 01:09:44,535 You've gotta protect me. 1893 01:09:44,618 --> 01:09:45,812 - You're gonna love it here. 1894 01:09:45,895 --> 01:09:47,115 - What are you talking about? 1895 01:09:47,198 --> 01:09:48,830 I'm in jail. 1896 01:09:48,913 --> 01:09:51,054 You're a big man, I'm a fragile man. 1897 01:09:51,137 --> 01:09:52,250 I'm gonna get eaten up here. 1898 01:09:52,333 --> 01:09:54,432 I'm gonna get eaten up alive in this place. 1899 01:09:54,515 --> 01:09:56,714 - Hey, you like baseball? 1900 01:09:56,797 --> 01:09:57,851 - What? 1901 01:09:57,934 --> 01:10:00,434 - Baseball, you like baseball? 1902 01:10:01,293 --> 01:10:02,966 - Yeah, I like baseball. 1903 01:10:03,049 --> 01:10:04,536 - Then you're gonna love Mondays. 1904 01:10:04,619 --> 01:10:08,182 We play baseball all day long on Mondays. 1905 01:10:08,265 --> 01:10:09,918 - [Sherman] That's cool. 1906 01:10:10,001 --> 01:10:11,520 - You like bowling? 1907 01:10:11,603 --> 01:10:12,531 - What? 1908 01:10:12,614 --> 01:10:14,115 Yeah, yeah, I love bowling. 1909 01:10:14,198 --> 01:10:15,659 - Well you're gonna love Tuesdays. 1910 01:10:15,742 --> 01:10:16,918 We bowl all day long on Tuesdays, 1911 01:10:17,001 --> 01:10:19,917 with the female inmates, too. 1912 01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:21,911 - Really? - Yeah. 1913 01:10:21,994 --> 01:10:24,036 - That's cool, that's good. 1914 01:10:24,119 --> 01:10:25,577 - Tell me something. - What? 1915 01:10:25,660 --> 01:10:27,075 - You like sucking dick? 1916 01:10:27,158 --> 01:10:27,908 - What? No! 1917 01:10:27,991 --> 01:10:29,192 - You like getting rammed up the butt? 1918 01:10:29,275 --> 01:10:31,445 - No, of course not, god! 1919 01:10:31,528 --> 01:10:32,994 - You're gonna hate Wednesdays. 1920 01:10:33,077 --> 01:10:35,660 (Gentle music) 1921 01:10:51,503 --> 01:10:52,836 (Tapping gavel) 1922 01:10:52,919 --> 01:10:54,140 - Let's have a little quiet. 1923 01:10:54,223 --> 01:10:57,061 I have reviewed the testimony at hand. 1924 01:10:57,144 --> 01:10:58,362 I must inform you all 1925 01:10:58,445 --> 01:11:00,836 that under California law 1926 01:11:00,919 --> 01:11:04,001 the maximum penalty for this crime of fraud 1927 01:11:04,084 --> 01:11:07,322 is 10 to 15 years imprisonment. 1928 01:11:07,405 --> 01:11:09,822 And a fine of up to $250,000. 1929 01:11:11,300 --> 01:11:13,883 With no possibility for parole. 1930 01:11:15,069 --> 01:11:17,259 - You need to buy us some time. 1931 01:11:17,342 --> 01:11:19,190 - [Lawyer] You better come up with something. 1932 01:11:19,273 --> 01:11:20,396 (Indistinct chatter) 1933 01:11:20,479 --> 01:11:23,384 Your honor, may I... - Yes you may. 1934 01:11:23,467 --> 01:11:26,466 - I'd like to request a 24 hour stay 1935 01:11:26,549 --> 01:11:29,264 so that my clients may prevent evidence that- 1936 01:11:29,347 --> 01:11:30,681 - present or prevent? 1937 01:11:30,764 --> 01:11:31,514 - I'm sorry, forgive me. 1938 01:11:31,597 --> 01:11:32,500 Let me correct myself. 1939 01:11:32,583 --> 01:11:34,596 So my clients may present evidence 1940 01:11:34,679 --> 01:11:35,998 to support the fact 1941 01:11:36,081 --> 01:11:38,221 that they indeed had every intention 1942 01:11:38,304 --> 01:11:39,937 of making a movie. 1943 01:11:40,020 --> 01:11:41,458 - Objection, your honor. 1944 01:11:41,541 --> 01:11:43,515 The defendants have demonstrated malice 1945 01:11:43,598 --> 01:11:45,760 and fraudulent intent with cause, 1946 01:11:45,843 --> 01:11:48,859 and I move to impose a summary sentence immediately. 1947 01:11:48,942 --> 01:11:50,020 - Your honor, summary sentence. 1948 01:11:50,103 --> 01:11:51,437 Are we in some foreign 1949 01:11:51,520 --> 01:11:53,080 country here, your honor? - [Judge] Gentlemen. 1950 01:11:53,163 --> 01:11:54,096 Gentlemen! (Tapping gavel) 1951 01:11:54,179 --> 01:11:55,756 - First of all I had to wait an hour and a half 1952 01:11:55,839 --> 01:11:57,135 for you to spit out what you just said. 1953 01:11:57,218 --> 01:11:58,577 - Quiet in Mendel’s court! 1954 01:11:58,660 --> 01:11:59,599 - I'm quiet. 1955 01:11:59,682 --> 01:12:00,818 - Solomon Mendel does not stand 1956 01:12:00,901 --> 01:12:01,721 for this kind of noise. 1957 01:12:01,804 --> 01:12:02,986 - Don't interrupt the judge! 1958 01:12:03,069 --> 01:12:04,696 I apologize for, I apologize- 1959 01:12:04,779 --> 01:12:05,977 - are you a wise guy? 1960 01:12:06,060 --> 01:12:07,759 - Me? - Yeah you. 1961 01:12:07,842 --> 01:12:08,757 - No. 1962 01:12:08,840 --> 01:12:11,244 - You seem to be a wise guy, Mr. Da. Don't be wise with me. 1963 01:12:11,327 --> 01:12:12,846 - Thank you, your honor. 1964 01:12:12,929 --> 01:12:14,024 - You're very welcome. 1965 01:12:14,107 --> 01:12:16,700 Bail will be set at $10,000 each. 1966 01:12:16,783 --> 01:12:17,819 It's not negotiable. 1967 01:12:17,902 --> 01:12:20,340 So don't ask me if I want to be in your movie. 1968 01:12:20,423 --> 01:12:22,043 Defendants will have 24 hours 1969 01:12:22,126 --> 01:12:24,019 in which to present evidence to this court 1970 01:12:24,102 --> 01:12:26,400 til we reconvene here tomorrow at 9:00 A.M. 1971 01:12:26,483 --> 01:12:27,974 And I mean sharp. 1972 01:12:28,057 --> 01:12:29,703 I don't want five after 9:00, 1973 01:12:29,786 --> 01:12:31,041 I don't want 10 after 9:00. 1974 01:12:31,124 --> 01:12:32,523 If you're gonna have your oatmeal, 1975 01:12:32,606 --> 01:12:34,138 have it at eight o'clock in the morning. 1976 01:12:34,221 --> 01:12:35,543 Get here before 9:00. 1977 01:12:35,626 --> 01:12:36,554 You understand that? 1978 01:12:36,637 --> 01:12:37,784 - 9:00 A.M. it is, your honor. 1979 01:12:37,867 --> 01:12:39,242 - Five to 9:00 is even better. 1980 01:12:39,325 --> 01:12:41,546 - Your honor, I can explain tomorrow, believe me. 1981 01:12:41,629 --> 01:12:43,015 It'll all be clear tomorrow, your honor. 1982 01:12:43,098 --> 01:12:44,059 - You don't have to apologize. 1983 01:12:44,142 --> 01:12:45,162 Just lose a couple of pounds. 1984 01:12:45,245 --> 01:12:46,239 - Thank you, your honor. 1985 01:12:46,322 --> 01:12:47,281 Thank you. - Let's go, ladies. 1986 01:12:47,364 --> 01:12:48,703 Back to the day spa. - Alright fellas. 1987 01:12:48,786 --> 01:12:50,416 - Sorry, this is all my fault, guys. 1988 01:12:50,499 --> 01:12:52,047 I came clean with Marina. - Let's go. 1989 01:12:52,130 --> 01:12:53,486 - I'm sorry. 1990 01:12:53,569 --> 01:12:57,319 I'm sorry! (Melancholy music) 1991 01:13:00,588 --> 01:13:02,287 - You better come up with something by tomorrow Mr. Rey, 1992 01:13:02,370 --> 01:13:03,407 or we are gonna go down. 1993 01:13:03,490 --> 01:13:04,780 Not me, you, you guys. 1994 01:13:04,863 --> 01:13:06,298 You're gonna go down big time. 1995 01:13:06,381 --> 01:13:09,903 ♪ Everybody's lonely ♪ 1996 01:13:09,986 --> 01:13:11,784 ♪ but not me ♪ 1997 01:13:11,867 --> 01:13:13,539 ♪ I found ♪ 1998 01:13:13,622 --> 01:13:18,622 ♪ the one I need ♪ 1999 01:13:19,982 --> 01:13:23,580 ♪ when I thought I did not need ♪ 2000 01:13:23,663 --> 01:13:26,330 ♪ anyone but me ♪ 2001 01:13:34,024 --> 01:13:37,302 ♪ I fell down deep ♪ 2002 01:13:37,385 --> 01:13:40,402 ♪ I fell into ♪ 2003 01:13:40,485 --> 01:13:43,235 ♪ I fell in love ♪ 2004 01:13:44,581 --> 01:13:46,297 (Yelling indistinctly) 2005 01:13:46,380 --> 01:13:48,123 - I'm the pioneer to your vision. 2006 01:13:48,206 --> 01:13:49,873 I have flat screens! 2007 01:13:51,197 --> 01:13:52,399 ♪ Trying to be good ♪ 2008 01:13:52,482 --> 01:13:56,098 - Police! (Wailing) 2009 01:13:56,181 --> 01:13:58,467 ♪ Trying to be good ♪ 2010 01:13:58,550 --> 01:14:01,161 - Perfect. My life is a reality show. ♪ Look at me mama ♪ 2011 01:14:01,244 --> 01:14:03,661 ♪ I'm so bad ♪ 2012 01:14:15,304 --> 01:14:19,471 - All rise for the honorable judge Solomon Mendel. 2013 01:14:22,484 --> 01:14:24,845 - Good morning, morning. 2014 01:14:24,928 --> 01:14:26,180 Sorry I'm late. 2015 01:14:26,263 --> 01:14:28,860 My hybrid wouldn't start. 2016 01:14:28,943 --> 01:14:29,983 It's a pain in the neck. 2017 01:14:30,066 --> 01:14:32,845 It's a good car, I'm getting good mileage. 2018 01:14:32,928 --> 01:14:35,944 It's my wife's car, and I've had some problems with it. 2019 01:14:36,027 --> 01:14:38,046 It usually goes like that. (Snaps) 2020 01:14:38,129 --> 01:14:39,886 I'm getting 40 miles to the gallon. 2021 01:14:39,969 --> 01:14:41,881 It's a great car, great car. 2022 01:14:41,964 --> 01:14:43,984 If they'll ever end this Iraqi thing, 2023 01:14:44,067 --> 01:14:46,585 maybe I'll get something other than this car. 2024 01:14:46,668 --> 01:14:47,623 But I still like the car. 2025 01:14:47,706 --> 01:14:49,563 Anyway, mister public defender, 2026 01:14:49,646 --> 01:14:51,902 are your clients ready to present their evidence? 2027 01:14:51,985 --> 01:14:54,904 - Yes. (Mumbling) 2028 01:14:54,987 --> 01:14:57,005 - Yes, your honor, at this time, 2029 01:14:57,088 --> 01:14:59,779 I would like to... I would like to request 2030 01:14:59,862 --> 01:15:01,678 a 15 minute recess. 2031 01:15:01,761 --> 01:15:03,040 - 15 minute, we just got here. 2032 01:15:03,123 --> 01:15:04,163 Objection, your honor. 2033 01:15:04,246 --> 01:15:05,358 He's starting this all over. - [Judge] Sustained! 2034 01:15:05,441 --> 01:15:06,923 - Your case is that you have no case! 2035 01:15:07,006 --> 01:15:08,006 - Sustained. 2036 01:15:08,903 --> 01:15:10,385 Do you hear? Are you deaf? 2037 01:15:10,468 --> 01:15:11,506 - Sorry, your honor. - Alright. 2038 01:15:11,589 --> 01:15:14,040 I see no other way to go here 2039 01:15:14,123 --> 01:15:17,456 but to proceed forthwith with a verdict. 2040 01:15:18,984 --> 01:15:22,483 In the case of California versus the producers 2041 01:15:22,566 --> 01:15:26,401 of perfect for me, (Suspenseful music) 2042 01:15:26,484 --> 01:15:29,776 I find the defendants guilty as charged. 2043 01:15:29,859 --> 01:15:32,026 - Wait wait wait a second! 2044 01:15:32,883 --> 01:15:35,136 Excuse me, excuse me. 2045 01:15:35,219 --> 01:15:37,159 Excuse me, sorry. (Banging) 2046 01:15:37,242 --> 01:15:38,223 - [Judge] What is this? 2047 01:15:38,306 --> 01:15:39,298 - What's going on, what's this? 2048 01:15:39,381 --> 01:15:40,544 - I hope this outburst has something to do 2049 01:15:40,627 --> 01:15:42,840 with your defense. 2050 01:15:42,923 --> 01:15:44,237 - Yes it does, your honor. 2051 01:15:44,320 --> 01:15:45,299 Yes it does. 2052 01:15:45,382 --> 01:15:46,656 At this point, I would like 2053 01:15:46,739 --> 01:15:48,863 to submit to the court exhibit a. 2054 01:15:48,946 --> 01:15:50,299 - Wait wait wait wait wait. 2055 01:15:50,382 --> 01:15:51,778 Is that a flat screen? 2056 01:15:51,861 --> 01:15:55,359 - Yeah, this is a flat screen JVC 1500 pixel 32 inch 2057 01:15:55,442 --> 01:15:58,258 with high definitely upgradeable. 2058 01:15:58,341 --> 01:15:59,783 - I was thinking of getting one. 2059 01:15:59,866 --> 01:16:00,862 Go ahead, proceed. - Good, your honor. 2060 01:16:00,945 --> 01:16:02,145 - It's a fantastic set. - Your honor, 2061 01:16:02,228 --> 01:16:03,504 we'd like to show a tape. - This is highly 2062 01:16:03,587 --> 01:16:04,961 irregular, your honor. - Which I think- 2063 01:16:05,044 --> 01:16:06,599 - [judge] I know it's irregular, but let's get to it. 2064 01:16:06,682 --> 01:16:08,479 - Your honor, we'd like to show a tape which will, 2065 01:16:08,562 --> 01:16:10,638 I believe, exonerate my defendants. 2066 01:16:10,721 --> 01:16:12,919 I believe it will, your honor. 2067 01:16:13,002 --> 01:16:15,558 Go Mr. Rey, please show the tape. 2068 01:16:15,641 --> 01:16:18,224 (Upbeat music) 2069 01:16:24,459 --> 01:16:25,769 - The final cast was selected 2070 01:16:25,852 --> 01:16:27,399 based upon their overall qualities 2071 01:16:27,482 --> 01:16:29,076 that set them apart from everyone else 2072 01:16:29,159 --> 01:16:31,178 that we auditioned. 2073 01:16:31,261 --> 01:16:33,436 - I do remember my first audition, 2074 01:16:33,519 --> 01:16:36,298 and I was, I think I was five, 2075 01:16:36,381 --> 01:16:39,856 and it was for coppertone sun tan oil. 2076 01:16:39,939 --> 01:16:41,656 - Well I just went to Manhattan, 2077 01:16:41,739 --> 01:16:42,898 'cause I lived in Jersey, 2078 01:16:42,981 --> 01:16:44,895 and I got a job on a cruise ship 2079 01:16:44,978 --> 01:16:46,000 for six months in the Caribbean. 2080 01:16:46,083 --> 01:16:47,434 - He said get down in your bathing suits, 2081 01:16:47,517 --> 01:16:48,838 and I was like, oh my god, 2082 01:16:48,921 --> 01:16:49,935 I don't have a bathing suit on. 2083 01:16:50,018 --> 01:16:51,393 And I was like, and I'm perfect for this, you know. 2084 01:16:51,476 --> 01:16:53,318 'Cause I was tan, always at the beach. 2085 01:16:53,401 --> 01:16:55,117 And yeah, I just stripped down 2086 01:16:55,200 --> 01:16:56,598 and got down in my undies. 2087 01:16:56,681 --> 01:16:59,558 - Every day is an audition for me, so... 2088 01:16:59,641 --> 01:17:01,625 - As for stripping, well I started very early. 2089 01:17:01,708 --> 01:17:03,121 - So I danced on a cruise ship, 2090 01:17:03,204 --> 01:17:05,041 and I got so fat because I only danced 2091 01:17:05,124 --> 01:17:06,975 two days a week, on Tuesday and Friday. 2092 01:17:07,058 --> 01:17:08,316 Rolls hanging out. 2093 01:17:08,399 --> 01:17:09,883 And then after like five months, 2094 01:17:09,966 --> 01:17:11,654 they fired me 'cause I got too fat. 2095 01:17:11,737 --> 01:17:14,998 - I did Tony and Tina's wedding off-Broadway. 2096 01:17:15,081 --> 01:17:16,902 (Speaking in foreign language) 2097 01:17:16,985 --> 01:17:17,941 It was very cool. 2098 01:17:18,024 --> 01:17:19,479 That was my first official show. 2099 01:17:19,562 --> 01:17:22,729 - And I decided to go in roller skates 2100 01:17:24,041 --> 01:17:25,720 because I wanted to go very different. 2101 01:17:25,803 --> 01:17:26,694 - I was so excited. 2102 01:17:26,777 --> 01:17:29,156 I was like, this is it, this is it! 2103 01:17:29,239 --> 01:17:31,156 And I went, this is it? 2104 01:17:32,079 --> 01:17:33,354 - It's like (wailing) 2105 01:17:33,437 --> 01:17:35,956 And I just was like this big fat porky dancer. 2106 01:17:36,039 --> 01:17:38,458 And this beautiful blonde came on the ship, 2107 01:17:38,541 --> 01:17:41,234 and they literally threw me off. 2108 01:17:41,317 --> 01:17:42,797 - I promise I won't bite you. 2109 01:17:42,880 --> 01:17:43,630 I'm just gonna grab you like this, 2110 01:17:43,713 --> 01:17:45,687 so we're gonna go for a little bit of a roll. 2111 01:17:45,770 --> 01:17:47,608 - I want a man who I can treat 2112 01:17:47,691 --> 01:17:49,969 like the king that he is. 2113 01:17:50,052 --> 01:17:50,987 - Oh! 2114 01:17:51,070 --> 01:17:52,009 Give it to me! 2115 01:17:52,092 --> 01:17:53,759 Give it to me, baby! 2116 01:17:55,372 --> 01:17:56,729 - I got like a revelation from god 2117 01:17:56,812 --> 01:17:58,166 when I was a little girl, 2118 01:17:58,249 --> 01:18:01,915 and it said you are meant to be a star. 2119 01:18:01,998 --> 01:18:04,596 - [Richie] They were funny, they were beautiful, 2120 01:18:04,679 --> 01:18:07,414 talented and smart and soulful. 2121 01:18:07,497 --> 01:18:08,726 They were perfect. 2122 01:18:08,809 --> 01:18:11,216 It was just like the ad says. 2123 01:18:11,299 --> 01:18:12,656 ♪ You're beautiful now ♪ 2124 01:18:12,739 --> 01:18:15,372 ♪ baby you look so good, it's hard to see ♪ 2125 01:18:15,455 --> 01:18:18,513 ♪ everything that you can be ♪ 2126 01:18:18,596 --> 01:18:21,458 ♪ it's all baby what you want ♪ 2127 01:18:21,541 --> 01:18:24,418 ♪ it's all of what you got ♪ 2128 01:18:24,501 --> 01:18:26,241 (People chattering) 2129 01:18:26,324 --> 01:18:27,379 - [Richie] On behalf of the boys and I 2130 01:18:27,462 --> 01:18:31,942 would like to apologize to Marina and Laurel and Nikita. 2131 01:18:32,025 --> 01:18:33,638 For not being able to let you in 2132 01:18:33,721 --> 01:18:37,003 on the secret that we were shooting a reality show, 2133 01:18:37,086 --> 01:18:40,503 and that the casting agency was not real. 2134 01:18:44,253 --> 01:18:46,680 - What is this, the English patient? 2135 01:18:46,763 --> 01:18:48,480 - With this new evidence, 2136 01:18:48,563 --> 01:18:50,541 I move that we find my defendants 2137 01:18:50,624 --> 01:18:52,178 not guilty, your honor. 2138 01:18:52,261 --> 01:18:54,442 - This is ridiculous, your honor. 2139 01:18:54,525 --> 01:18:58,120 - It's possible, I'm pondering this. 2140 01:18:58,203 --> 01:19:01,139 In light of the new evidence, 2141 01:19:01,222 --> 01:19:04,239 I find the defendants not guilty as charged. 2142 01:19:04,322 --> 01:19:07,532 (People clapping) 2143 01:19:07,615 --> 01:19:12,615 (Tapping gavel) (Clapping) 2144 01:19:12,721 --> 01:19:14,888 (Hissing) 2145 01:19:18,236 --> 01:19:19,674 - Curiosity, rubberneck, 2146 01:19:19,757 --> 01:19:22,577 freak show thing I'm experimenting with here. 2147 01:19:22,660 --> 01:19:24,074 - Well hello there. 2148 01:19:24,157 --> 01:19:25,357 I'm Melanie. 2149 01:19:25,440 --> 01:19:26,797 And I'm from Texas. 2150 01:19:26,880 --> 01:19:28,236 - I have a beautiful sister, 2151 01:19:28,319 --> 01:19:30,796 and we can all three go out. 2152 01:19:30,879 --> 01:19:32,300 - Wow, I gotta tell you, 2153 01:19:32,383 --> 01:19:34,761 I am like so happy that you finally emailed me. 2154 01:19:34,844 --> 01:19:36,300 I totally had a feeling today 2155 01:19:36,383 --> 01:19:38,459 that you were gonna definitely email me. 2156 01:19:38,542 --> 01:19:40,015 Sometimes, I'm psychic. 2157 01:19:40,098 --> 01:19:41,338 I mean, it's scary. 2158 01:19:41,421 --> 01:19:42,760 So I got your picture. 2159 01:19:42,843 --> 01:19:44,510 You are totally hot. 2160 01:19:54,720 --> 01:19:56,756 - What are you doing here, Richie? 2161 01:19:56,839 --> 01:19:58,256 - Hey, Mr. Teats. 2162 01:19:59,643 --> 01:20:00,715 I screwed up big time. 2163 01:20:00,798 --> 01:20:02,757 You forgive me though, don't you? 2164 01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:03,757 Yeah. 2165 01:20:03,840 --> 01:20:05,818 Your mommy got her revenge. 2166 01:20:05,901 --> 01:20:08,632 But you tell your mommy that I'm sorry 2167 01:20:08,715 --> 01:20:10,382 and that I miss her. 2168 01:20:14,453 --> 01:20:16,298 - How could you do that? 2169 01:20:16,381 --> 01:20:18,192 - I was just talking to Mr. Teats. 2170 01:20:18,275 --> 01:20:19,865 - No I'm not talking about that. 2171 01:20:19,948 --> 01:20:22,558 I'm not talking about all of the reality show bullshit. 2172 01:20:22,641 --> 01:20:23,976 - Marina, don't you understand? 2173 01:20:24,059 --> 01:20:26,000 You're the one that I've been looking for. 2174 01:20:26,083 --> 01:20:27,394 Someone like you. 2175 01:20:27,477 --> 01:20:29,178 Not someone like you, you. 2176 01:20:29,261 --> 01:20:32,301 What do I have to do, produce another movie? 2177 01:20:32,384 --> 01:20:34,340 - Hey, look who's here, Cecil B. Demille. 2178 01:20:34,423 --> 01:20:36,039 Where's the food plate? 2179 01:20:36,122 --> 01:20:37,438 And by the way, when's that movie coming out? 2180 01:20:37,521 --> 01:20:38,878 Three to five? 2181 01:20:38,961 --> 01:20:39,998 That's what I thought. 2182 01:20:40,081 --> 01:20:43,016 Good boy, Mr. Teats, good boy. 2183 01:20:43,099 --> 01:20:44,349 Give me a kiss. 2184 01:20:45,537 --> 01:20:48,287 - Alright time to break him free. 2185 01:20:50,456 --> 01:20:53,206 (Engine revving) 2186 01:21:02,881 --> 01:21:03,881 - Your bags. 2187 01:21:05,418 --> 01:21:07,979 - Yeah, I'm not going anywhere. 2188 01:21:08,062 --> 01:21:09,134 I don't need a man in my life 2189 01:21:09,217 --> 01:21:11,967 just to follow my dreams, Richie. 2190 01:21:14,527 --> 01:21:18,027 - Okay. (Melancholy music) 2191 01:21:22,121 --> 01:21:22,954 - Richie. 2192 01:21:24,020 --> 01:21:26,102 You give up so easily. 2193 01:21:26,185 --> 01:21:29,115 You're not even gonna like, try to fight for me? 2194 01:21:29,198 --> 01:21:30,620 Convince me. 2195 01:21:30,703 --> 01:21:33,036 Maybe flowers would be nice. 2196 01:21:34,240 --> 01:21:36,437 Unless chivalry is completely dead to you, 2197 01:21:36,520 --> 01:21:39,903 and you just don't believe in that type of thing. 2198 01:21:39,986 --> 01:21:40,948 It's fine. 2199 01:21:41,031 --> 01:21:43,769 I mean, clearly I'm not the girl of your dreams. 2200 01:21:43,852 --> 01:21:46,973 Clearly, you want to keep looking, I guess. 2201 01:21:47,056 --> 01:21:48,274 - You're right, I do want to keep looking. 2202 01:21:48,357 --> 01:21:49,493 - I guess there are other people out there 2203 01:21:49,576 --> 01:21:54,576 that might be perfect for you. (Romantic music) 2204 01:22:00,298 --> 01:22:02,215 I'll take that as a no. 2205 01:22:14,437 --> 01:22:15,920 (Lively music) 2206 01:22:16,003 --> 01:22:18,940 ♪ 'Cause I know the game ♪ 2207 01:22:19,023 --> 01:22:21,673 ♪ you love to play with my heart ♪ 2208 01:22:21,756 --> 01:22:23,233 - Hello? 2209 01:22:23,316 --> 01:22:24,149 Next. 2210 01:22:25,216 --> 01:22:27,813 No thank you. (Clearing throat) 2211 01:22:27,896 --> 01:22:28,729 Next. 2212 01:22:31,477 --> 01:22:32,310 Next. 2213 01:22:34,658 --> 01:22:35,971 Hello. 2214 01:22:36,054 --> 01:22:37,954 I'm Nikita, I'm the producer. 2215 01:22:38,037 --> 01:22:38,971 - Nice to meet you. 2216 01:22:39,054 --> 01:22:40,012 - How old are you? - 25. 2217 01:22:40,095 --> 01:22:41,251 - Perfect. 2218 01:22:41,334 --> 01:22:43,997 Would you mind just spinning around for me? 2219 01:22:44,080 --> 01:22:45,054 The project's called fresh meat. 2220 01:22:45,137 --> 01:22:49,804 ♪ What the fuck is a matter calling you ♪ 2221 01:22:51,439 --> 01:22:56,439 (Speaking in foreign language) (Dramatic music) 2222 01:22:59,492 --> 01:23:00,325 - Stop. 2223 01:23:01,295 --> 01:23:05,212 (Speaking in foreign language) 2224 01:23:06,574 --> 01:23:08,453 Okay, I think that we're gonna use that take. 2225 01:23:08,536 --> 01:23:10,035 That was really, that was the one. 2226 01:23:10,118 --> 01:23:14,035 (Speaking in foreign language) 2227 01:23:21,140 --> 01:23:22,051 - He didn't like it? 2228 01:23:22,134 --> 01:23:23,941 - No no no no, it was perfect. 2229 01:23:24,024 --> 01:23:25,857 Don't worry about it, it was perfect. 2230 01:23:25,940 --> 01:23:26,690 Perfect for me. - Are you sure? 2231 01:23:26,773 --> 01:23:28,273 I can do it again. 2232 01:23:31,740 --> 01:23:33,573 - I've been diagnosed. 2233 01:23:35,426 --> 01:23:36,843 I'm a sex addict. 2234 01:23:38,877 --> 01:23:41,157 I mean, don't tell anybody about it, please. 2235 01:23:41,240 --> 01:23:44,593 Just 'cause I'm really shy about that, actually. 2236 01:23:44,676 --> 01:23:45,876 - [Richie] A sex addict. - Yeah. 2237 01:23:45,959 --> 01:23:47,072 - [Richie] That's funny. 2238 01:23:47,155 --> 01:23:48,233 The next thing you're gonna tell me 2239 01:23:48,316 --> 01:23:49,401 that you're starting a therapy group 2240 01:23:49,484 --> 01:23:53,401 so you can meet girls who are also sex addicts. 2241 01:23:57,555 --> 01:23:59,072 - That's a great idea. 2242 01:23:59,155 --> 01:24:01,373 ♪ Under the covers fogging up the sheets ♪ 2243 01:24:01,456 --> 01:24:04,111 ♪ under the covers found something good to eat ♪ 2244 01:24:04,194 --> 01:24:07,194 (Upbeat rock music) 2245 01:24:15,091 --> 01:24:18,571 ♪ In the morning, she is so fine ♪ 2246 01:24:18,654 --> 01:24:21,588 ♪ she gonna blow my mind ♪ 2247 01:24:21,671 --> 01:24:24,827 ♪ when she sings my song ♪ 2248 01:24:24,910 --> 01:24:29,210 ♪ I seen her moves that make me weak in the knees ♪ 2249 01:24:29,293 --> 01:24:32,131 ♪ I beg her please ♪ 2250 01:24:32,214 --> 01:24:34,572 ♪ it's getting hot now ♪ 2251 01:24:34,655 --> 01:24:37,614 ♪ it's getting hot down there ♪ 2252 01:24:37,697 --> 01:24:39,309 ♪ under the covers, fogging up the sheets ♪ 2253 01:24:39,392 --> 01:24:41,394 ♪ under the covers, found something good to eat ♪ 2254 01:24:41,477 --> 01:24:44,192 ♪ na na na na na na ♪ 2255 01:24:44,275 --> 01:24:46,564 ♪ na na na na na na na ♪ 2256 01:24:46,647 --> 01:24:48,369 ♪ na na na na na na na ♪ 2257 01:24:48,452 --> 01:24:51,952 ♪ na na na na na na na na ♪ 2258 01:25:17,639 --> 01:25:19,555 ♪ Under the covers, fogging up the sheets ♪ 2259 01:25:19,638 --> 01:25:22,136 ♪ under the covers, found something good to eat ♪ 2260 01:25:22,219 --> 01:25:24,619 ♪ under the covers, fogging up the sheets ♪ 2261 01:25:24,702 --> 01:25:28,452 ♪ na na na na na na na na na ♪ 2262 01:25:36,540 --> 01:25:39,876 ♪ Having a ball at the cattle call ♪ 2263 01:25:39,959 --> 01:25:43,319 ♪ the girls all lined up around the block ♪ 2264 01:25:43,402 --> 01:25:46,889 ♪ having a ball at the cattle call ♪ 2265 01:25:46,972 --> 01:25:51,972 ♪ I said the fun here just never stops ♪ 2266 01:25:52,373 --> 01:25:55,451 ♪ having a ball ♪ 2267 01:25:55,534 --> 01:26:00,534 ♪ oh we're having a ball at the cattle call ♪ 2268 01:26:03,097 --> 01:26:06,798 ♪ we see your name up in bright lights ♪ 2269 01:26:06,881 --> 01:26:10,206 ♪ we see you going very far ♪ 2270 01:26:10,289 --> 01:26:14,136 ♪ like a rocket all through the night ♪ 2271 01:26:14,219 --> 01:26:19,219 ♪ you're gonna be a shining star ♪ 2272 01:26:21,225 --> 01:26:26,225 ♪ star ♪ 2273 01:26:26,376 --> 01:26:29,932 ♪ having a ball at the cattle call ♪ 2274 01:26:30,015 --> 01:26:33,468 ♪ ladies just show us what you can do ♪ 2275 01:26:33,551 --> 01:26:36,873 ♪ having a ball at the cattle call ♪ 2276 01:26:36,956 --> 01:26:41,956 ♪ I said honey don't call us, we'll call you ♪ 2277 01:26:42,332 --> 01:26:45,293 ♪ having a ball ♪ 2278 01:26:45,376 --> 01:26:50,376 ♪ oh we're having a ball at the cattle call ♪ 2279 01:26:50,875 --> 01:26:52,875 ♪ yeah ♪