1 00:02:49,933 --> 00:02:53,933 - What kind of a tic would you find on the moon? 2 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,467 - What kind of a tic would you find on the moon? 3 00:03:02,467 --> 00:03:03,300 Um... 4 00:03:04,933 --> 00:03:05,766 - Give up? 5 00:03:06,733 --> 00:03:07,799 - Yeah. 6 00:03:07,799 --> 00:03:08,632 - A lunatic. 7 00:03:11,333 --> 00:03:12,166 - Oh boy. 8 00:03:13,066 --> 00:03:14,300 - Cheers. 9 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:15,133 - Cheers. 10 00:03:21,666 --> 00:03:23,532 - Did you sell that putrefaction yet? 11 00:03:25,599 --> 00:03:26,433 - No. 12 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:30,599 Jorgeson made another offer today. 13 00:03:32,566 --> 00:03:33,532 $800. 14 00:03:35,699 --> 00:03:38,000 - I hope you didn't take it. 15 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,166 - No. 16 00:03:39,166 --> 00:03:40,166 - You should get 12. 17 00:03:42,599 --> 00:03:44,266 - You know what Madge said today? 18 00:03:47,166 --> 00:03:48,999 You have a good eye for art. 19 00:03:48,999 --> 00:03:50,333 - Really? 20 00:03:50,333 --> 00:03:51,733 You're putting me on. 21 00:03:51,733 --> 00:03:53,166 - Honest. 22 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:55,467 Do anything new on your movie? 23 00:03:55,467 --> 00:03:56,833 - Which one, home or school? 24 00:03:56,833 --> 00:03:59,266 - The one you're supposed to shoot. 25 00:03:59,266 --> 00:04:00,966 - Oh yeah, cast my actors. 26 00:04:00,966 --> 00:04:02,100 - Oh, good. 27 00:04:02,100 --> 00:04:03,566 Did Mary call yet? 28 00:04:03,566 --> 00:04:05,467 - She came over personally to say she'll be here 29 00:04:05,467 --> 00:04:06,433 at eight sharp. 30 00:04:06,433 --> 00:04:07,433 - That's good. 31 00:04:08,933 --> 00:04:10,599 - Mommy, I don't need a babysitter. 32 00:04:10,599 --> 00:04:11,532 - We agreed-- 33 00:04:11,532 --> 00:04:13,266 - But I can stay alone. 34 00:04:13,266 --> 00:04:14,733 - The last time you were on your own, 35 00:04:14,733 --> 00:04:16,566 you were seen bicycling down the middle of 5th Avenue 36 00:04:16,566 --> 00:04:17,833 without headlights. 37 00:04:17,833 --> 00:04:19,599 - But I had to buy film before the store closed. 38 00:04:19,599 --> 00:04:20,966 - Do you want me to go out? 39 00:04:20,966 --> 00:04:22,233 - Yes. 40 00:04:22,233 --> 00:04:23,566 - Then the sitter is in. 41 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:28,100 - Why are you in the art business? 42 00:04:29,266 --> 00:04:31,300 - Why are you in the frozen food business? 43 00:04:32,233 --> 00:04:33,666 - Whenever I came to New York, 44 00:04:33,666 --> 00:04:36,033 I couldn't stand the French food they served here 45 00:04:36,033 --> 00:04:39,833 and so I decided that I should perform , 46 00:04:40,699 --> 00:04:41,599 export here. 47 00:04:42,733 --> 00:04:44,799 - Well, you see, I was a bored housewife. 48 00:04:45,933 --> 00:04:47,433 My husband who worked on Time Magazine, 49 00:04:47,433 --> 00:04:50,699 that is my late husband, he traveled most of the week 50 00:04:50,699 --> 00:04:52,500 and I needed an involvement and... 51 00:04:54,433 --> 00:04:55,632 That's it. 52 00:04:55,632 --> 00:05:00,266 - In Paris, a bored housewife finds a lover. 53 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:05,233 - Oh, well, in New York she opens a gallery. 54 00:05:07,699 --> 00:05:08,699 - All you American women. 55 00:05:08,699 --> 00:05:09,933 What humor. 56 00:05:09,933 --> 00:05:13,433 It is as sanitary as your bodies. 57 00:05:25,133 --> 00:05:26,333 - That really you? 58 00:05:26,333 --> 00:05:27,166 - Yeah. 59 00:05:28,866 --> 00:05:29,933 - You were cute. 60 00:05:31,066 --> 00:05:31,899 - So were you. 61 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:35,033 - Who took this film? 62 00:05:35,033 --> 00:05:36,100 - My dad. 63 00:05:36,100 --> 00:05:36,933 - Oh. 64 00:05:38,866 --> 00:05:40,999 Everyone says I should model. 65 00:05:40,999 --> 00:05:42,467 I'm a perfect seven. 66 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:43,966 But I don't know if I'd photograph well. 67 00:05:43,966 --> 00:05:46,966 I mean, I'd want to see what I'd look like first, you know? 68 00:05:46,966 --> 00:05:48,200 - Mm-hm. 69 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:50,066 Listen, Mary, you do what you want to. 70 00:05:50,066 --> 00:05:52,566 I'm just gonna finish up and go to bed, okay? 71 00:05:52,566 --> 00:05:53,532 - Got the picture. 72 00:05:56,467 --> 00:05:58,566 - Hey, listen, you've gotta see something. 73 00:05:59,799 --> 00:06:00,999 - Oh, I heard about that. 74 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:03,300 - What will it take Jamie? 75 00:06:03,300 --> 00:06:04,833 - 8 1/2? 76 00:06:04,833 --> 00:06:09,300 - Why not? 77 00:06:09,300 --> 00:06:10,133 Dada. 78 00:06:11,532 --> 00:06:13,033 Me your Dada. 79 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:17,300 Johnson picked up by the Goldwaters' speech. 80 00:06:18,333 --> 00:06:20,333 Well, I think Kennedy approved. 81 00:06:23,733 --> 00:06:26,799 That had it. 82 00:06:26,799 --> 00:06:30,899 - I can't hear you, say it again? 83 00:06:33,733 --> 00:06:35,000 - Good night, Mary. 84 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,666 - Good night, Jamie. 85 00:07:00,666 --> 00:07:02,999 Jamie's listening, be quiet. 86 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:43,933 You dummy. 87 00:07:43,933 --> 00:07:45,467 Jamie just went to the kitchen. 88 00:07:46,467 --> 00:07:47,367 - So what? 89 00:07:47,367 --> 00:07:48,866 - So what? 90 00:07:48,866 --> 00:07:51,200 I don't wanna lose my three dollars. 91 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:53,333 Please, Phil. 92 00:07:57,933 --> 00:07:59,632 Phil, this is Jamie. 93 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:02,833 - Hi, Phil. 94 00:08:03,866 --> 00:08:04,699 - Hi, kid. 95 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:12,799 - Hey, Phil, you still a virgin? 96 00:08:15,066 --> 00:08:16,033 - Hey, look, kid. 97 00:08:16,033 --> 00:08:17,333 I mean, don't you think that... 98 00:08:17,333 --> 00:08:18,166 Well, I mean... 99 00:08:19,066 --> 00:08:19,899 What do you mean? 100 00:08:19,899 --> 00:08:21,100 You're still a kid. 101 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:22,699 - You didn't answer my question. 102 00:08:24,833 --> 00:08:26,367 - Well, I've had my moments, I guess. 103 00:08:26,367 --> 00:08:28,133 - You swore to me! 104 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:29,200 - I didn't mean it. 105 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:30,799 - It's nothing to be ashamed of. 106 00:08:30,799 --> 00:08:31,966 I'm still a virgin too. 107 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:40,200 - Well, I guess I'd better be pushing off. 108 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:44,333 - Bye, Phil. 109 00:08:53,467 --> 00:08:56,733 - Oh boy, did you clobber him. 110 00:08:57,933 --> 00:08:59,433 He sounded like a strangled chicken. 111 00:09:00,933 --> 00:09:03,266 - Poor guy was probably more scared than you were. 112 00:09:03,266 --> 00:09:05,532 - How do you know I was scared? 113 00:09:05,532 --> 00:09:07,066 - Aren't you a virgin? 114 00:09:07,066 --> 00:09:09,133 - Maybe, maybe not. 115 00:09:09,133 --> 00:09:10,933 Besides, what do you know about it? 116 00:09:11,833 --> 00:09:12,866 - I know what I know. 117 00:09:14,033 --> 00:09:14,866 - Like what? 118 00:09:16,166 --> 00:09:19,799 - Like premarital intercourse is perfectly normal. 119 00:09:19,799 --> 00:09:21,532 Just so long as the persons involved 120 00:09:21,532 --> 00:09:23,666 have a sincere affection for each other. 121 00:09:23,666 --> 00:09:25,699 - Oh, you mean fooling around's alright. 122 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:29,066 - Well, actually our society doesn't okay fooling around. 123 00:09:29,066 --> 00:09:30,532 I mean, straight out. 124 00:09:30,532 --> 00:09:33,400 But in other societies like the Pacific Islands, 125 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:37,233 all kinds of sexual relationships are perfectly okay. 126 00:09:37,233 --> 00:09:38,933 Except incest, of course. 127 00:09:38,933 --> 00:09:40,266 That's a universal taboo. 128 00:09:41,699 --> 00:09:44,066 - Glad you didn't tell Phil about the Pacific Islands. 129 00:09:56,166 --> 00:09:57,233 Jamie. 130 00:09:57,233 --> 00:09:58,066 - Yeah? 131 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:01,133 - What do they do in the Pacific Islands? 132 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:10,500 - Thank you for a lovely evening. 133 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:11,632 - It was my pleasure. 134 00:10:12,799 --> 00:10:14,367 - Oh, Mary. 135 00:10:14,367 --> 00:10:15,733 - Everything is alright. 136 00:10:15,733 --> 00:10:16,966 Jamie's asleep. 137 00:10:16,966 --> 00:10:18,467 - Thank you, darling, thank you very much. 138 00:10:18,467 --> 00:10:19,467 Good night. 139 00:10:19,467 --> 00:10:20,666 Good night, Robert. 140 00:10:20,666 --> 00:10:23,233 - Oh, must we end this charming evening? 141 00:10:23,233 --> 00:10:24,833 - Well, Robert, I really think-- 142 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:27,467 - Love is such a precious cadeaux. 143 00:10:27,467 --> 00:10:30,333 - Uh, Robert, you're tickling me, it's really... 144 00:10:30,333 --> 00:10:31,166 Please. 145 00:10:32,033 --> 00:10:33,500 - Get out. 146 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:34,733 - Mon petit. 147 00:10:34,733 --> 00:10:36,133 Why, you should be in bed. 148 00:10:36,133 --> 00:10:37,100 - Get out. 149 00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:38,367 - Jamie, go to your room. 150 00:10:44,433 --> 00:10:46,066 - Please believe me, Christine, 151 00:10:46,066 --> 00:10:48,566 there's absolutely no cause for alarm. 152 00:10:48,566 --> 00:10:51,433 Well, certainly Jamie overreacted last night, 153 00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:54,200 but you must remember, he's in adolescence. 154 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:55,166 - At 10? 155 00:10:55,166 --> 00:10:56,766 - It's all biology. 156 00:10:56,766 --> 00:11:00,500 Bodies are changing due to nutrition, control of disease. 157 00:11:01,866 --> 00:11:03,632 Girls today menstruate earlier than they did, say, 158 00:11:03,632 --> 00:11:04,467 a generation ago. 159 00:11:05,599 --> 00:11:08,666 The boys, the latency period is shorter. 160 00:11:08,666 --> 00:11:12,367 By nine or 10, they're in a period of pre-puberty, 161 00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:13,467 almost adolescence. 162 00:11:14,866 --> 00:11:18,300 Remember, these kids belong to the media generation. 163 00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:21,766 It's not that they're precocious, they're just smarter. 164 00:11:21,766 --> 00:11:26,166 And if they seem more sexually aware, it's because they are. 165 00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:28,066 - What happened to innocent childhood? 166 00:11:29,599 --> 00:11:31,733 Where have all the children gone? 167 00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:34,200 - Black? 168 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:35,766 - Yes, please, and one sugar. 169 00:11:35,766 --> 00:11:37,532 You know, when Jamie was a baby I used to think 170 00:11:37,532 --> 00:11:40,100 what fun we would have when he grew a little. 171 00:11:41,933 --> 00:11:43,500 And now... 172 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:45,532 - Remember that Jamie is a product of his own times, 173 00:11:46,933 --> 00:11:48,532 not of our remembered childhood. 174 00:11:51,899 --> 00:11:53,133 - What about the Oedipal? 175 00:11:54,367 --> 00:11:55,966 - What about it? 176 00:11:55,966 --> 00:11:59,400 - Well, you know, since Douglas's death, Jamie's changed. 177 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:00,532 Sometimes I think it-- 178 00:12:01,966 --> 00:12:04,599 It's almost as if he's trying to take his father's place. 179 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,433 - How differently Jamie would have behaved 180 00:12:06,433 --> 00:12:08,433 with Douglas alive, we'll never know. 181 00:12:08,433 --> 00:12:10,766 - There's one other thing, doctor. 182 00:12:10,766 --> 00:12:12,266 Should I date or shouldn't I? 183 00:12:16,632 --> 00:12:17,599 Hi, Madge. 184 00:12:17,599 --> 00:12:19,500 - Good morning. 185 00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:37,833 - What is this? 186 00:12:37,833 --> 00:12:38,699 - Happy birthday. 187 00:12:39,966 --> 00:12:41,632 - Oh, you darling. 188 00:12:41,632 --> 00:12:43,999 Thank you for remembering, how sweet. 189 00:12:43,999 --> 00:12:45,799 But what is CAM? 190 00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:49,666 - Oh, that's Computerized Astrological Matchmaking Service. 191 00:12:49,666 --> 00:12:51,532 Well, you just fill out the form 192 00:12:51,532 --> 00:12:52,999 and the computer figures out 193 00:12:52,999 --> 00:12:55,467 in whose moon your ascendant is rising. 194 00:12:55,467 --> 00:12:57,333 - And I marry my ascendant next Sunday. 195 00:12:57,333 --> 00:12:58,833 - No, that's passe. 196 00:12:58,833 --> 00:13:00,599 You see, with this service you have to promise 197 00:13:00,599 --> 00:13:02,233 never to marry any of your dates. 198 00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:04,133 Happy birthday. 199 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:07,367 Here, I think. 200 00:13:07,367 --> 00:13:08,599 - That looks good. 201 00:13:08,599 --> 00:13:10,100 - Uh huh. 202 00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:12,100 Oh look, if you're not doing anything special tonight, 203 00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:14,699 we're showing an old Jeanette MacDonald Nelson Eddy movie 204 00:13:14,699 --> 00:13:15,933 at our house. 205 00:13:15,933 --> 00:13:18,233 I know Jamie is crazy about the old ones. 206 00:13:18,233 --> 00:13:20,100 We'd love to have you, you wanna come over? 207 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,333 - Thank you very much, Madge, 208 00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:23,766 but tonight is movie night at our house too. 209 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:28,367 You see, every birthday, be it mama bear's or teddy bear's, 210 00:13:29,666 --> 00:13:31,133 we have the ceremony. 211 00:13:31,133 --> 00:13:32,632 I make moussaka 212 00:13:32,632 --> 00:13:35,233 and Jamie runs off some eight millimeter film of his dad. 213 00:14:07,133 --> 00:14:08,532 Hello? 214 00:14:08,532 --> 00:14:09,833 - Hi, Mom. 215 00:14:09,833 --> 00:14:10,666 Look-- 216 00:14:10,666 --> 00:14:11,500 - Hi, Jamie! 217 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:12,566 Is the shooting over? 218 00:14:12,566 --> 00:14:14,367 - Yeah, but something's come up. 219 00:14:14,367 --> 00:14:15,632 The teacher's taking the class 220 00:14:15,632 --> 00:14:17,500 to see Shakespeare in the park. 221 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:19,400 I forgot to tell you about it this morning. 222 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,666 Can I go? 223 00:14:20,666 --> 00:14:22,933 The school bus will drop me home about 11, okay? 224 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:26,233 - Alright. 225 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:27,200 - See you later. 226 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,266 - Oh, Jamie. 227 00:14:28,266 --> 00:14:29,467 - Yes, Mom? 228 00:14:29,467 --> 00:14:30,666 - Uh... 229 00:14:30,666 --> 00:14:31,500 - What? 230 00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:33,233 - Nothing, honey. 231 00:14:33,233 --> 00:14:34,532 Have a good time. 232 00:14:34,532 --> 00:14:35,532 - Okay, bye, Mom. 233 00:14:41,833 --> 00:14:42,899 - Shh. 234 00:14:42,899 --> 00:14:44,933 - Explore your own city! 235 00:14:44,933 --> 00:14:47,866 Discover its hidden treasures, beautiful parks, 236 00:14:47,866 --> 00:14:49,100 friendly ghettos. 237 00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:51,400 How many of you know the Bronx is the only part 238 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,733 of New York City on the mainland of the United States? 239 00:14:53,733 --> 00:14:55,166 Is that a fact? 240 00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:57,033 If you're an honest taxpayer, then you should see it. 241 00:14:57,033 --> 00:14:58,300 Sir, want to take a tour? 242 00:14:58,300 --> 00:14:59,233 - What tour? 243 00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:00,400 - The tour for New Yorkers only. 244 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,833 - I'm Italian. 245 00:15:01,833 --> 00:15:03,632 - Want to take a tour for New Yorkers only? 246 00:15:03,632 --> 00:15:04,833 - I'm happy to. 247 00:15:04,833 --> 00:15:06,100 Do you have change for a quarter? 248 00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:07,733 - No, thanks a lot though anyway, no. 249 00:15:07,733 --> 00:15:09,433 - You'll have a wonderful time, Miss! 250 00:15:09,433 --> 00:15:11,400 - I haven't any money, thank you anyway. 251 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:13,532 - New York by night, New York by day. 252 00:15:13,532 --> 00:15:14,966 You don't need money! 253 00:15:14,966 --> 00:15:16,200 Money's not important. 254 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,033 As a tribute to your great beauty, 255 00:15:18,033 --> 00:15:19,433 I would like to prove to the world 256 00:15:19,433 --> 00:15:21,532 that Peter Simon's Tours caters 257 00:15:21,532 --> 00:15:23,300 to only the most beautiful women in the world. 258 00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:24,233 Free of charge! 259 00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:28,066 But I need you! 260 00:15:28,066 --> 00:15:29,233 - You're crazy, boy. 261 00:15:29,233 --> 00:15:30,733 - I'm not crazy! 262 00:15:30,733 --> 00:15:31,666 Come on my tour, please. 263 00:15:31,666 --> 00:15:33,333 Please, please, please, please. 264 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,599 - Look, you're embarrassing me, mister. 265 00:15:34,599 --> 00:15:35,833 - She won't come with me! 266 00:15:36,866 --> 00:15:38,866 I need you, please! 267 00:15:40,733 --> 00:15:42,200 Just sit in my bus. 268 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,367 You'll be the example to our indifferent New Yorkers. 269 00:15:45,699 --> 00:15:47,999 May Allah be with you, Jesus beside you, 270 00:15:47,999 --> 00:15:49,300 and Moses leading the way. 271 00:15:53,933 --> 00:15:55,500 Miss, explore your own city. 272 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,367 See all the lively nooks and crannies, 273 00:15:57,367 --> 00:15:58,733 all the unusual markets. 274 00:15:58,733 --> 00:16:00,799 A tour of New York for New Yorkers only. 275 00:16:00,799 --> 00:16:01,632 - Fuck off. 276 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,266 - Look, I've changed my mind. 277 00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:07,532 I'd like to get off. 278 00:16:07,532 --> 00:16:09,400 - Passengers will please not move down the aisles 279 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:10,733 while the vehicle's in motion. 280 00:16:10,733 --> 00:16:12,632 - Would you just stop the car? 281 00:16:12,632 --> 00:16:15,033 - Passengers will not shout at the driver. 282 00:16:15,033 --> 00:16:16,266 - I'm not shouting. 283 00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:17,733 - Have you ever seen Manhattan? 284 00:16:17,733 --> 00:16:19,400 - I live here! 285 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:22,367 - You've never seen it. 286 00:16:22,367 --> 00:16:23,899 - Wow, this is out of sight. 287 00:16:25,532 --> 00:16:26,799 - As soon as I saw you, 288 00:16:26,799 --> 00:16:30,166 I said to myself "No, he won't go for that." 289 00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:32,133 - What about the turquoise one? 290 00:16:32,133 --> 00:16:35,266 - Ah, the Ethiopian jablan. 291 00:16:35,266 --> 00:16:36,532 Magnificent. 292 00:16:36,532 --> 00:16:38,999 A dress made of pure silk, handwoven. 293 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:40,966 Try this? 294 00:16:43,433 --> 00:16:45,300 I have that in size six. 295 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:51,367 You live around here, young man? 296 00:16:51,367 --> 00:16:52,200 - No. 297 00:16:58,066 --> 00:16:59,666 Mary, please stop moving around. 298 00:17:02,166 --> 00:17:03,966 Could you move in front of the other light? 299 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,532 That's it, right there. 300 00:17:06,532 --> 00:17:07,899 Come on, stand up straight. 301 00:17:09,066 --> 00:17:10,933 - Jamie, I've gotta work on my report. 302 00:17:10,933 --> 00:17:12,066 - What are you working on? 303 00:17:12,066 --> 00:17:13,532 Turn around. 304 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,999 - The family unit in the Pacific Islands. 305 00:17:15,999 --> 00:17:16,833 - Oh. 306 00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:17,666 How much? 307 00:17:17,666 --> 00:17:18,666 - $22.50. 308 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:20,833 - Okay. 309 00:17:22,566 --> 00:17:25,033 - Central Park, where children play by day 310 00:17:25,033 --> 00:17:26,433 and fairies play by night. 311 00:17:26,433 --> 00:17:28,266 If you're lucky, a children people. 312 00:17:28,266 --> 00:17:31,866 Can I offer you anything, coffee, tea, or me? 313 00:17:31,866 --> 00:17:33,400 - Tea. 314 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:36,367 - You're now passing through Snobsville, New York. 315 00:17:36,367 --> 00:17:38,966 Art Row, where artists paint with their toes, 316 00:17:38,966 --> 00:17:40,666 where frames are prettier than pictures. 317 00:17:40,666 --> 00:17:42,500 - Have you ever been to any of the galleries? 318 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:43,733 - They're all frauds. 319 00:17:43,733 --> 00:17:44,933 - They make a lot of people happy. 320 00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:46,433 - And a lot of people rich. 321 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:47,266 - Touche. 322 00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:48,200 - Why? 323 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,632 - I own a gallery. 324 00:17:49,632 --> 00:17:51,233 - Are you rich? 325 00:17:51,233 --> 00:17:52,066 - No. 326 00:17:52,066 --> 00:17:52,899 - Too bad. 327 00:17:52,899 --> 00:17:54,033 Next stop, Wall Street. 328 00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:07,033 You sure? 329 00:18:07,033 --> 00:18:07,766 I'd be happy to drive you home. 330 00:18:07,766 --> 00:18:08,599 - No, thank you. 331 00:18:09,766 --> 00:18:10,966 - I could ask your name. 332 00:18:12,666 --> 00:18:13,933 - You could. 333 00:18:13,933 --> 00:18:15,966 - But why spoil a beautiful thing, right? 334 00:18:16,966 --> 00:18:18,566 - Right. 335 00:18:18,566 --> 00:18:19,632 Thank you. 336 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:20,733 It's been fun. 337 00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:21,532 - Good night. 338 00:18:25,833 --> 00:18:26,833 It's just wonderful. 339 00:18:29,833 --> 00:18:31,166 - I went out to buy the dress. 340 00:18:31,166 --> 00:18:32,933 I wanted it to be a surprise. 341 00:18:32,933 --> 00:18:34,666 - Oh, darling, I'm so sorry I wasn't home 342 00:18:34,666 --> 00:18:36,100 when you came in with it, 343 00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:38,799 but it's the sweetest, loveliest present I ever got, ever. 344 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,033 - How was the movie? 345 00:18:43,033 --> 00:18:43,966 - What movie? 346 00:18:43,966 --> 00:18:45,166 Oh, I never got to the movie. 347 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,500 I got forced into taking a tour of Manhattan. 348 00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:48,833 Are you hungry? 349 00:18:48,833 --> 00:18:49,632 - No. 350 00:18:49,632 --> 00:18:50,500 Who forced you? 351 00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:51,766 - Neither am I. 352 00:18:51,766 --> 00:18:53,333 What do you say we open up the champagne, okay? 353 00:18:57,632 --> 00:18:58,833 - Who forced you? 354 00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:35,933 - Yeah, you wanna know who's a virgin? 355 00:19:35,933 --> 00:19:36,766 - Let me go! 356 00:19:36,766 --> 00:19:37,966 - You're a midget. 357 00:19:41,733 --> 00:19:43,433 - Get him, man, don't be a chicken. 358 00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:44,733 - Yeah, you better run home to your mother 359 00:19:44,733 --> 00:19:46,200 before he mashes you. 360 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:47,799 What's wrong, kid, you forget your bottle or something? 361 00:19:47,799 --> 00:19:48,733 - Freaking . 362 00:19:50,133 --> 00:19:52,300 Think you know everything? 363 00:19:56,933 --> 00:19:58,333 - That's it, man. 364 00:19:58,333 --> 00:19:59,733 Speak, man, speak. 365 00:19:59,733 --> 00:20:01,133 - He made a pass at my girl. 366 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,033 - This kid? 367 00:20:09,133 --> 00:20:09,966 - Little bastard! 368 00:20:10,833 --> 00:20:12,533 - Okay, go home. 369 00:20:12,533 --> 00:20:13,533 Vanish. 370 00:20:13,533 --> 00:20:14,467 This scene is over. 371 00:20:15,599 --> 00:20:17,367 Lover boy, huh? 372 00:20:17,367 --> 00:20:18,200 Real hombre. 373 00:20:19,433 --> 00:20:20,966 And tough too. 374 00:20:20,966 --> 00:20:22,066 Gonna make some bread? 375 00:20:23,467 --> 00:20:27,799 Least they got gas stations, drugstores, that kind of stuff. 376 00:20:27,799 --> 00:20:28,632 Could use you. 377 00:20:29,766 --> 00:20:33,300 - Call me when you stick up Chase Manhattan. 378 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,467 Alright, just have your relay races the same way 379 00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:37,066 you would any other time, okay? 380 00:20:37,066 --> 00:20:39,966 - And tell Andy not to look at the camera. 381 00:20:39,966 --> 00:20:41,632 - Andy, don't look at the camera. 382 00:20:41,632 --> 00:20:43,166 - Okay. 383 00:20:43,166 --> 00:20:44,000 - Anything else? 384 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:44,966 - No. 385 00:20:44,966 --> 00:20:46,733 - Alright, any questions? 386 00:20:46,733 --> 00:20:49,100 - I saw the pope on TV last night 387 00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:51,566 and he doesn't wear a stupid jockey cap. 388 00:20:51,566 --> 00:20:53,933 - Listen, we're not trying to imitate anybody, 389 00:20:53,933 --> 00:20:55,666 we're just having fun. 390 00:20:55,666 --> 00:20:57,400 Like Halloween, right, Jamie? 391 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,933 - I brought this cap that looks just like the pope. 392 00:20:59,933 --> 00:21:02,467 - That's . 393 00:21:02,467 --> 00:21:03,367 - May I wear it? 394 00:21:03,367 --> 00:21:04,533 - Jamie's the director. 395 00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:07,866 - Alright, put it on. 396 00:21:07,866 --> 00:21:09,666 This film's an improvisation anyway. 397 00:21:10,966 --> 00:21:13,367 Alright, take your places. 398 00:21:13,367 --> 00:21:14,599 - Scene five, take three. 399 00:21:15,766 --> 00:21:17,066 - Ready? 400 00:21:17,066 --> 00:21:18,066 Action! 401 00:21:48,133 --> 00:21:52,266 - You know, Jamie had an IQ of 143 when he was six. 402 00:21:52,266 --> 00:21:54,799 Scared his father so much he took him to a psychiatrist 403 00:21:54,799 --> 00:21:55,632 right away. 404 00:21:56,933 --> 00:21:58,033 - Well, I'll tell you. 405 00:21:59,266 --> 00:22:02,799 When I was six, I had an IQ of 145. 406 00:22:03,933 --> 00:22:05,833 My parents weren't scared. 407 00:22:20,833 --> 00:22:21,666 - Later, Jamie. 408 00:22:21,666 --> 00:22:22,933 - See you, Andy. 409 00:22:22,933 --> 00:22:24,966 How was your computer date? 410 00:22:24,966 --> 00:22:25,866 - Short circuited. 411 00:22:26,733 --> 00:22:28,233 - Was he that bad? 412 00:22:28,233 --> 00:22:29,433 - Look, it's the worst, you have to do me a favor. 413 00:22:29,433 --> 00:22:30,266 - What? 414 00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:31,533 - Play sick. 415 00:22:31,533 --> 00:22:33,533 - But Mom, I've been invited to a party. 416 00:22:33,533 --> 00:22:34,999 - I'll make a bargain with you. 417 00:22:34,999 --> 00:22:36,933 I'll take you to dinner and then you can take a ride 418 00:22:36,933 --> 00:22:38,599 on the Staten Island Ferry with me. 419 00:22:38,599 --> 00:22:41,100 And when you come home, you can watch the Late Show with me. 420 00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:45,400 - You mean I can stay up tonight, Mom? 421 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:46,766 - Hold on. 422 00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:48,100 Alright. 423 00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:51,166 Get the line going. 424 00:22:51,166 --> 00:22:54,400 Come on. 425 00:22:55,533 --> 00:22:56,799 Don't touch anything. 426 00:22:56,799 --> 00:22:57,766 Anything is scratched and I'll have to buy it. 427 00:22:57,766 --> 00:22:59,166 - She looks like Sophia Loren. 428 00:22:59,166 --> 00:23:00,533 - Just like Sophia Loren. 429 00:23:00,533 --> 00:23:02,233 - Do you have any Gauguin? 430 00:23:02,233 --> 00:23:03,066 - Who? 431 00:23:03,066 --> 00:23:03,899 - Gauguin. 432 00:23:03,899 --> 00:23:05,233 - Oh, you like Gauguin? 433 00:23:05,233 --> 00:23:07,666 - Yes, he painted that beautiful red dog. 434 00:23:08,866 --> 00:23:10,866 - Oh, well, everything would look red to you. 435 00:23:11,899 --> 00:23:13,333 - I'm interested in the washes. 436 00:23:13,333 --> 00:23:14,833 - He uses a lot of pink, doesn't he? 437 00:23:14,833 --> 00:23:16,500 - What about the ceiling, what color do you call this? 438 00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:18,632 - I would say that's an off cocoa, sir. 439 00:23:18,632 --> 00:23:20,632 That's a sprinkler system over there. 440 00:23:20,632 --> 00:23:22,200 Look at the texture of that, everyone. 441 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:25,100 I mean, it makes you want to just feel and reach out 442 00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:27,200 and eat the colors, doesn't it? 443 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,599 - And what is that back there? 444 00:23:29,599 --> 00:23:30,866 - That's a girl. 445 00:23:30,866 --> 00:23:32,833 - Oh, dear me, it looks like Elsie. 446 00:23:32,833 --> 00:23:34,066 I thought that was Elsie. 447 00:23:35,599 --> 00:23:38,200 - There must be 125 art galleries in this area 448 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:40,933 and I've come in 50 of them in the past two weeks. 449 00:23:40,933 --> 00:23:42,699 - You must like art. 450 00:23:42,699 --> 00:23:44,866 - Why didn't you tell me the name of your gallery? 451 00:23:44,866 --> 00:23:46,300 - Why didn't you ask my name? 452 00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:48,233 - What's your name? 453 00:23:51,066 --> 00:23:52,033 - Christine Sutton. 454 00:23:53,467 --> 00:23:54,666 - I love you, Christine. 455 00:23:55,533 --> 00:23:57,733 Have coffee with me. 456 00:23:58,933 --> 00:23:59,899 - I have to take care of the shop. 457 00:23:59,899 --> 00:24:01,033 My partner's out to lunch. 458 00:24:01,033 --> 00:24:02,333 - Oh, you can take 10 minutes. 459 00:24:02,333 --> 00:24:03,599 Put a sign in the window. 460 00:24:04,966 --> 00:24:06,133 - You're in the middle of a bus tour. 461 00:24:06,133 --> 00:24:08,166 - No, out of towners. 462 00:24:08,166 --> 00:24:09,400 No stamina. 463 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:10,899 They need a breather, you know? 464 00:24:10,899 --> 00:24:12,166 Watch. 465 00:24:12,166 --> 00:24:14,033 Everybody back in the bus, let's go! 466 00:24:14,033 --> 00:24:15,467 Come on, back in the bus! 467 00:24:16,766 --> 00:24:18,699 Gallery's closed for lunch, let's go! 468 00:24:20,166 --> 00:24:22,666 Come on, Mrs. Sturgess, pop art is bad for your eyes. 469 00:24:22,666 --> 00:24:23,500 Let's go. 470 00:24:25,966 --> 00:24:27,500 Right back in, come on, come on. 471 00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:28,866 I'm sorry, they're closing. 472 00:24:30,866 --> 00:24:32,233 Come on. 473 00:24:32,233 --> 00:24:34,433 I'm sorry, I can't do it. 474 00:24:34,433 --> 00:24:35,899 They close the gallery for lunch. 475 00:24:35,899 --> 00:24:38,500 They have to eat too, you know. 476 00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:40,200 - Hurry up, dear, let's get in. 477 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,733 Let's get in, hurry up, hurry up. 478 00:24:42,733 --> 00:24:43,566 Hurry up. 479 00:24:45,333 --> 00:24:47,100 - Get comfortable now. 480 00:24:47,100 --> 00:24:47,933 That's it. 481 00:24:59,599 --> 00:25:02,433 So I had a choice, become mayor of New York or a guide. 482 00:25:02,433 --> 00:25:05,400 So I looked into the requirements of being mayor. 483 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:08,599 A candidate has to shake about 6,000,000 hands, 484 00:25:08,599 --> 00:25:11,166 kiss thousands of babies, eat about 50 pizzas 485 00:25:11,166 --> 00:25:13,400 and 30 blintzes a day. 486 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,833 By the time you become mayor, the hand is crippled, 487 00:25:15,833 --> 00:25:18,200 you have bad breath, and you carry around Alkaseltzer 488 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:19,033 with you all day. 489 00:25:19,033 --> 00:25:19,933 So I became a guide. 490 00:25:22,233 --> 00:25:23,333 - But why a guide? 491 00:25:24,467 --> 00:25:25,866 - A guide, you only risk one finger. 492 00:25:25,866 --> 00:25:28,533 You know, on your right folks, is Lady Liberty, 493 00:25:28,533 --> 00:25:31,266 a gift of the people of France to the United States. 494 00:25:31,266 --> 00:25:33,166 On your left is the World Trade Center. 495 00:25:33,166 --> 00:25:34,433 - Very original. 496 00:25:38,266 --> 00:25:40,066 - Please marry me, Christine Sutton. 497 00:25:41,233 --> 00:25:42,033 Please. 498 00:25:44,666 --> 00:25:46,133 - For all you know, I may be married. 499 00:25:46,133 --> 00:25:48,200 - We'll fly to Mexico and arrange for the judge 500 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:49,200 to give you a divorce. 501 00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,166 Then we'll have him marry us. 502 00:25:51,166 --> 00:25:52,000 Are you married? 503 00:25:53,566 --> 00:25:54,899 - Don't you think it's about time you get back 504 00:25:54,899 --> 00:25:55,799 to your tea party? 505 00:25:57,632 --> 00:25:59,066 - Let us out of here. 506 00:25:59,066 --> 00:26:02,400 I'm , feel just like fleas. 507 00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:04,866 - Hey, calm down. 508 00:26:04,866 --> 00:26:05,733 Hey, hold back. 509 00:26:05,733 --> 00:26:10,500 Go on about your way. 510 00:26:12,333 --> 00:26:13,933 - Excuse me, excuse me. 511 00:26:13,933 --> 00:26:15,033 I got this. 512 00:26:15,033 --> 00:26:16,400 - This your bus, fella? 513 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:17,333 - Yes, it is. 514 00:26:17,333 --> 00:26:18,233 - And these are your tourists? 515 00:26:18,233 --> 00:26:19,467 - Yeah. 516 00:26:19,467 --> 00:26:20,400 - Well, what do you mean going off 517 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:21,200 and leaving them like that? 518 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:21,999 - I didn't leave them. 519 00:26:21,999 --> 00:26:23,333 I quarantined them. 520 00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:24,233 - You what? 521 00:26:24,233 --> 00:26:25,133 - Measles. 522 00:26:25,133 --> 00:26:26,166 - Who has the measles? 523 00:26:26,166 --> 00:26:27,300 - Measles? 524 00:26:27,300 --> 00:26:28,833 There are no measles in this bus. 525 00:26:28,833 --> 00:26:31,333 - That flat-faced kid in the back there. 526 00:26:31,333 --> 00:26:32,433 - Those are freckles. 527 00:26:32,433 --> 00:26:33,899 - Watch out. 528 00:26:33,899 --> 00:26:35,100 Where's the guy with the measles? 529 00:26:35,100 --> 00:26:36,367 - There he is. 530 00:26:36,367 --> 00:26:37,632 - Hey, would you get the kid with the measles up? 531 00:26:37,632 --> 00:26:38,433 There he is. 532 00:26:39,632 --> 00:26:40,699 He doesn't look like he's sick to me. 533 00:26:40,699 --> 00:26:41,533 What do you think? 534 00:26:41,533 --> 00:26:42,367 - No, there's spots. 535 00:26:42,367 --> 00:26:43,599 - You see 'em? 536 00:26:43,599 --> 00:26:44,533 Let's take to the hospital anyway. 537 00:26:44,533 --> 00:26:45,799 We'll give you an escort. 538 00:26:46,632 --> 00:26:47,566 Let's go, come on. 539 00:26:47,566 --> 00:26:49,133 - Officer, this man is lying. 540 00:26:50,233 --> 00:26:53,200 - Listen, lady, we can't take any chances. 541 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,666 - Funny city, is it? 542 00:26:54,666 --> 00:26:57,500 It's a very funny city, I don't think that-- 543 00:26:57,500 --> 00:26:59,866 - Meet me here at three o'clock tomorrow! 544 00:26:59,866 --> 00:27:00,866 - I can't. 545 00:27:00,866 --> 00:27:02,899 - What's your phone number? 546 00:27:02,899 --> 00:27:03,899 I'm having a party. 547 00:27:03,899 --> 00:27:05,933 Be here at three tomorrow. 548 00:27:10,632 --> 00:27:13,233 - Jamie, it's been five minutes. 549 00:27:13,233 --> 00:27:14,066 It is your move. 550 00:27:20,233 --> 00:27:21,899 What does zug mean? 551 00:27:21,899 --> 00:27:24,833 - I know the word exists but I'm not sure of the meaning. 552 00:27:24,833 --> 00:27:26,033 - Well, I challenge. 553 00:27:26,033 --> 00:27:27,133 - Okay, if you say so. 554 00:27:34,300 --> 00:27:35,300 - Hello? 555 00:27:35,300 --> 00:27:36,233 - Hi. 556 00:27:36,233 --> 00:27:37,166 What happened here? 557 00:27:37,166 --> 00:27:38,400 Everyone's waiting here for you. 558 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:39,632 - What? 559 00:27:39,632 --> 00:27:40,833 - This is Peter, remember me? 560 00:27:41,866 --> 00:27:43,799 - How did you get my number? 561 00:27:43,799 --> 00:27:45,266 - I have your address too. 562 00:27:45,266 --> 00:27:47,933 Now listen, Christine, you can't break our date. 563 00:27:47,933 --> 00:27:49,766 I mean, all my friends are waiting in the bus 564 00:27:49,766 --> 00:27:51,166 for the guest of honor. 565 00:27:51,166 --> 00:27:52,666 - Look, I can't make it now. 566 00:27:52,666 --> 00:27:53,966 - I'll appeal to your vanity. 567 00:27:53,966 --> 00:27:55,367 You're unquestionably going 568 00:27:55,367 --> 00:27:57,233 to be the most beautiful woman there. 569 00:27:57,233 --> 00:27:59,233 Now your competition isn't much. 570 00:27:59,233 --> 00:28:02,166 We have a Miss America 1930 here, 571 00:28:03,733 --> 00:28:05,467 three chondodystrophic dwarfs, 572 00:28:05,467 --> 00:28:07,266 and the entire basso section 573 00:28:07,266 --> 00:28:09,333 from the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. 574 00:28:09,333 --> 00:28:11,833 The ugliest group of people you've ever seen 575 00:28:11,833 --> 00:28:13,266 in your entire life. 576 00:28:13,266 --> 00:28:15,733 Christine, if you don't come to the party, 577 00:28:15,733 --> 00:28:17,500 I'm going to bring everyone over to your house. 578 00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:18,533 - Oh! 579 00:28:18,533 --> 00:28:19,866 Don't do that, alright? 580 00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:22,100 I'll meet you at the gallery in half an hour. 581 00:28:25,666 --> 00:28:26,766 - Who was that, Mom? 582 00:28:26,766 --> 00:28:28,200 - A client from out of town. 583 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:31,200 He's only got a few hours and he's interested 584 00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:32,533 in buying a painting. 585 00:28:32,533 --> 00:28:33,467 - Oh. 586 00:28:33,467 --> 00:28:34,400 - It's a little early, I know, 587 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:35,433 but I'm gonna call Mary anyway. 588 00:28:54,966 --> 00:28:56,300 Where's the party? 589 00:28:56,300 --> 00:28:57,133 - Right here. 590 00:28:59,599 --> 00:29:01,100 - Where is everybody? 591 00:29:01,100 --> 00:29:02,966 - They'll come in time. 592 00:29:02,966 --> 00:29:03,966 - When? 593 00:29:03,966 --> 00:29:04,899 - Right now. 594 00:29:08,933 --> 00:29:10,699 - You missed. 595 00:29:10,699 --> 00:29:11,899 - Hey, you want to go to a party? 596 00:29:11,899 --> 00:29:13,300 - No, man. 597 00:29:13,300 --> 00:29:14,233 - Great party. 598 00:29:14,233 --> 00:29:14,966 - Where you going, where? 599 00:29:14,966 --> 00:29:16,467 - Everywhere. 600 00:29:16,467 --> 00:29:17,966 Uptown, downtown, wherever the wheels will take us. 601 00:29:17,966 --> 00:29:19,233 The back side of the moon. 602 00:29:20,599 --> 00:29:21,433 - Okay, we're coming, we're coming. 603 00:29:32,266 --> 00:29:34,266 - Want to go to a party? 604 00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:54,266 - The kite, the kite. 605 00:30:54,266 --> 00:30:59,266 You are at heaven's gate and the stars begin to rise 606 00:31:02,066 --> 00:31:05,133 in the bed of flowers that lies. 607 00:31:06,166 --> 00:31:10,333 Oh Manhattan, look at the sky. 608 00:31:11,999 --> 00:31:15,733 We are standing before the... 609 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:19,033 - Skies. 610 00:31:19,033 --> 00:31:20,400 - That's right. 611 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:21,400 Skies. 612 00:31:24,566 --> 00:31:25,933 - Water, water, everywhere. 613 00:31:29,799 --> 00:31:31,300 I was thinking of Los Angeles. 614 00:31:33,933 --> 00:31:35,833 - Is that where you're from? 615 00:31:35,833 --> 00:31:38,467 - Uh huh. 616 00:31:38,467 --> 00:31:40,666 I've lived 23 years of my life near water. 617 00:31:42,433 --> 00:31:44,433 From the little pool at my home 618 00:31:44,433 --> 00:31:47,233 to the ocean 10 minutes away from home. 619 00:31:48,300 --> 00:31:49,599 That's what life is about, 620 00:31:50,699 --> 00:31:53,400 an ode to sun, sand, ski, surf. 621 00:31:54,599 --> 00:31:57,300 When I was a kid, I thought the whole world 622 00:31:57,300 --> 00:32:00,566 was one big swimming pool with a little patch of patio 623 00:32:00,566 --> 00:32:01,933 for Cokes and cocktails. 624 00:32:04,966 --> 00:32:06,200 - When I was a kid, 625 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:07,632 I thought the whole world was a warehouse. 626 00:32:07,632 --> 00:32:09,033 - Why? 627 00:32:09,033 --> 00:32:11,166 - My parents kept everything, absolutely everything. 628 00:32:11,166 --> 00:32:12,599 Old newspapers, shoes, 629 00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:16,933 even a pot of beef stew was saved 630 00:32:16,933 --> 00:32:18,566 until the last potato was eaten. 631 00:32:18,566 --> 00:32:20,133 - Sounds like the Depression. 632 00:32:20,133 --> 00:32:22,266 - Post-Depression, pre-war. 633 00:32:22,266 --> 00:32:23,367 What a combination. 634 00:32:23,367 --> 00:32:24,599 - What did your father do? 635 00:32:24,599 --> 00:32:26,200 - My father was in the carpeting business. 636 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,333 That made life a little difficult, you see, 637 00:32:29,733 --> 00:32:31,632 no one was really interested in having a carpet 638 00:32:31,632 --> 00:32:34,266 when there wasn't enough clothes to put on your back. 639 00:32:34,266 --> 00:32:35,433 Money meant everything. 640 00:32:36,266 --> 00:32:37,500 What did your father do? 641 00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:38,933 - Psychoanalyst. 642 00:32:38,933 --> 00:32:40,966 You know, one of those experts that borrows your watch, 643 00:32:40,966 --> 00:32:43,833 tells you the time, and charges you 50 bucks. 644 00:32:45,966 --> 00:32:48,733 - Sounds like a very stimulating environment. 645 00:32:48,733 --> 00:32:49,999 - I hated it. 646 00:32:49,999 --> 00:32:51,433 - What brought you to New York? 647 00:32:51,433 --> 00:32:52,833 - I lived with my father for a while 648 00:32:52,833 --> 00:32:55,200 after my mother divorced him. 649 00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,033 I was fooling around with one of his clients, 650 00:32:57,033 --> 00:32:59,433 a pretty Oriental starlet. 651 00:32:59,433 --> 00:33:01,200 I would tell her what my father was really like 652 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,166 and she would tell him during the sessions. 653 00:33:04,632 --> 00:33:07,766 So my father and I had it out, he gave me an ultimatum. 654 00:33:07,766 --> 00:33:10,300 Either go to work or join the army. 655 00:33:10,300 --> 00:33:11,866 The Peace Corps was big at the time, 656 00:33:11,866 --> 00:33:14,367 so I joined the Peace Corps. 657 00:33:14,367 --> 00:33:17,300 They sent me to Sierra Leone, and I was maybe-- 658 00:33:17,300 --> 00:33:19,300 - That's in West Africa. 659 00:33:19,300 --> 00:33:21,400 - Right, just below Liberia. 660 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,233 Smaller than a postage stamp, really. 661 00:33:24,133 --> 00:33:26,233 I was supposed to teach English. 662 00:33:26,233 --> 00:33:28,566 Then when I got there, the Peace Corps supervisor said 663 00:33:28,566 --> 00:33:31,500 that I was to teach baseball to the Temne tribe. 664 00:33:32,632 --> 00:33:34,766 It seems that a rival tribe, the Mende, 665 00:33:34,766 --> 00:33:36,300 already had a baseball team. 666 00:33:37,433 --> 00:33:39,533 So I said screw you. 667 00:33:39,533 --> 00:33:40,899 And I got sacked. 668 00:33:40,899 --> 00:33:43,833 And luckily, some Greek businessman I met there 669 00:33:43,833 --> 00:33:45,433 needed an English interpreter. 670 00:33:45,433 --> 00:33:46,666 - Do you speak Greek? 671 00:33:46,666 --> 00:33:48,367 - Well, I'm one quarter Greek. 672 00:33:48,367 --> 00:33:50,833 Anyway, he spoke broken English, I spoke broken Greek, 673 00:33:50,833 --> 00:33:52,467 so we survived. 674 00:33:52,467 --> 00:33:55,566 He took me all over Africa and then to Greece. 675 00:33:55,566 --> 00:33:58,999 - I love Greece, that's my most favorite country. 676 00:33:58,999 --> 00:34:00,799 Just to be able to roam through the rooms 677 00:34:00,799 --> 00:34:02,066 of the temple of Zeus. 678 00:34:03,733 --> 00:34:05,400 - I loved it there too. 679 00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:06,799 I never wanted to come back. 680 00:34:07,833 --> 00:34:08,899 - Why did you? 681 00:34:10,233 --> 00:34:12,599 - I was caught growing marijuana in my employer's garden 682 00:34:12,599 --> 00:34:14,333 and I was deported. 683 00:34:16,966 --> 00:34:19,733 I'm not as wild as I once was though, once upon a time. 684 00:34:21,100 --> 00:34:24,133 For one thing, I have a steady business here, regular-- 685 00:34:24,133 --> 00:34:25,533 - Picking up ladies. 686 00:34:25,533 --> 00:34:26,999 Now if that's your regular business, 687 00:34:26,999 --> 00:34:28,333 you're in a lot of trouble. 688 00:34:29,766 --> 00:34:33,899 - You're the first lady I really tried to pick up. 689 00:34:33,899 --> 00:34:35,033 - Oh. 690 00:34:35,033 --> 00:34:36,133 - Really. 691 00:34:36,133 --> 00:34:37,632 Your green eyes captivated me. 692 00:34:37,632 --> 00:34:39,100 - They're hazel. 693 00:34:39,100 --> 00:34:39,933 - Oh. 694 00:34:40,899 --> 00:34:41,733 Christine? 695 00:34:43,632 --> 00:34:44,999 Would you make love to me? 696 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,699 - I've never been propositioned that way. 697 00:34:50,699 --> 00:34:53,599 - It's the only way I know. 698 00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:11,500 I'm not a great lover, I never have been. 699 00:36:15,300 --> 00:36:17,666 - You know, they say that if you love somebody, 700 00:36:19,433 --> 00:36:21,500 really love somebody, then there isn't... 701 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:26,766 You don't have any problem. 702 00:36:37,166 --> 00:36:38,000 - Christine. 703 00:36:39,899 --> 00:36:41,233 Please let me love you. 704 00:36:57,733 --> 00:36:58,566 - Mary. 705 00:36:59,632 --> 00:37:01,033 - Hi, Jamie, what's up? 706 00:37:01,033 --> 00:37:02,166 - Can I talk to you alone? 707 00:37:02,166 --> 00:37:03,433 - Sure. 708 00:37:03,433 --> 00:37:04,233 You two go ahead, I'll catch up to you, okay? 709 00:37:08,233 --> 00:37:11,000 - Did you finish that report on the Pacific Islands? 710 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,533 - No. 711 00:37:12,533 --> 00:37:14,433 - How's it coming along? 712 00:37:14,433 --> 00:37:16,367 - The teacher says my topic is too broad, 713 00:37:16,367 --> 00:37:18,066 I'll have to narrow it down. 714 00:37:18,066 --> 00:37:18,899 Why? 715 00:37:26,300 --> 00:37:27,666 You wrote this for me? 716 00:37:27,666 --> 00:37:28,500 - Yeah. 717 00:37:29,666 --> 00:37:31,733 - Gee, thanks. 718 00:37:31,733 --> 00:37:34,500 - Now when my mother calls you to sit, make an excuse. 719 00:37:34,500 --> 00:37:36,300 Just say you can't make it. 720 00:37:36,300 --> 00:37:37,133 - Why? 721 00:37:37,133 --> 00:37:38,333 - I got my reasons. 722 00:37:38,333 --> 00:37:40,966 - Yeah, and I'll lose three dollars. 723 00:37:40,966 --> 00:37:42,599 - Then you can't have the report. 724 00:37:43,733 --> 00:37:44,566 - Okay, you've got a deal. 725 00:37:45,766 --> 00:37:46,599 Can I take it? 726 00:37:46,599 --> 00:37:47,666 - Yeah. 727 00:37:47,666 --> 00:37:48,500 - Thanks, Jamie. 728 00:37:50,733 --> 00:37:52,133 Sorry I took so long. 729 00:37:52,133 --> 00:37:54,133 - Gee, he's groovy. 730 00:37:54,133 --> 00:37:55,100 - So cute. 731 00:37:55,100 --> 00:37:57,166 - He's neater than Phil. 732 00:37:57,166 --> 00:37:59,533 - Hey, cut it out, will you? 733 00:37:59,533 --> 00:38:02,200 I'm his babysitter and that's all. 734 00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:03,133 - Really? 735 00:38:03,133 --> 00:38:05,632 - Do you know how old he is? 736 00:38:05,632 --> 00:38:06,533 10. 737 00:38:06,533 --> 00:38:07,966 - So what? 738 00:38:07,966 --> 00:38:10,100 I once kissed a boy who was eight. 739 00:38:10,100 --> 00:38:13,733 And boy, let me tell you, he was some kisser. 740 00:38:13,733 --> 00:38:14,566 You know what? 741 00:38:15,799 --> 00:38:17,033 - Blue's your color, Mom. 742 00:38:18,632 --> 00:38:20,566 - Wrap this one, please. 743 00:38:20,566 --> 00:38:21,899 Let's go over to the boys department now 744 00:38:21,899 --> 00:38:23,699 and we'll buy you a new suit, alright? 745 00:38:25,166 --> 00:38:27,833 - Mom, in the last two weeks I've gotten two new shirts, 746 00:38:27,833 --> 00:38:31,400 a new light meter, and five extra dollars for pocket money. 747 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,766 Now you want to get me a new suit? 748 00:38:33,766 --> 00:38:35,133 - You deserve it. 749 00:38:35,133 --> 00:38:36,367 - Why? 750 00:38:36,367 --> 00:38:39,566 - Because you worked so hard on your film. 751 00:38:39,566 --> 00:38:41,033 - Oh, it's not finished yet. 752 00:38:41,033 --> 00:38:44,367 I have the whole thing to edit over the summer vacation. 753 00:38:44,367 --> 00:38:45,766 - Well, I feel bad that I haven't seen you 754 00:38:45,766 --> 00:38:47,632 for the past couple weeks. 755 00:38:47,632 --> 00:38:49,833 - But you've been so busy with your clients. 756 00:38:53,666 --> 00:38:56,033 - Let's buy a wild hat then, alright? 757 00:38:56,033 --> 00:38:57,033 Business is booming. 758 00:38:58,632 --> 00:38:59,467 - Alright. 759 00:39:02,833 --> 00:39:05,100 You going out tonight? 760 00:39:05,100 --> 00:39:07,333 - There's an interior decorator from Los Angeles in town, 761 00:39:07,333 --> 00:39:08,833 she's looking for some paintings. 762 00:39:08,833 --> 00:39:09,933 But Mary can't sit. 763 00:39:10,999 --> 00:39:12,200 - So? 764 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,500 - So I don't know any reliable sitters. 765 00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:17,233 Don't worry, I'll just cancel the appointment. 766 00:39:17,233 --> 00:39:19,166 - Don't cancel because of me. 767 00:39:19,166 --> 00:39:20,566 I could stay home by myself. 768 00:39:21,699 --> 00:39:23,266 As a matter of fact, I'd like to. 769 00:39:25,233 --> 00:39:26,699 - You sure? 770 00:39:26,699 --> 00:39:28,799 - Yes, Mom. 771 00:39:28,799 --> 00:39:29,899 - Then that's very thoughtful of you, darling. 772 00:39:29,899 --> 00:39:31,866 Maybe I will, just this once. 773 00:39:31,866 --> 00:39:35,033 - Oh, come on, move it, car, let's go! 774 00:40:31,899 --> 00:40:32,899 - What do we do now? 775 00:40:32,899 --> 00:40:33,733 - Wait. 776 00:40:33,733 --> 00:40:35,266 - How long? 777 00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:36,400 - Till they come out. 778 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:38,166 - What's going on, chico? 779 00:40:38,166 --> 00:40:39,599 - You made a deal. 780 00:40:39,599 --> 00:40:41,666 - Okay, okay, big shot. 781 00:40:41,666 --> 00:40:44,632 Hey, can I look through your camera? 782 00:40:44,632 --> 00:40:45,899 - Okay. 783 00:40:54,699 --> 00:40:56,100 - Tell me about your husband. 784 00:40:57,833 --> 00:41:00,233 - That's breaking the rules, isn't it? 785 00:41:00,233 --> 00:41:02,699 - Look, if you don't want to answer me, you don't have to. 786 00:41:02,699 --> 00:41:03,833 - What do you want to know? 787 00:41:05,066 --> 00:41:06,300 - Well, how did you meet him? 788 00:41:07,966 --> 00:41:09,033 - At college. 789 00:41:09,033 --> 00:41:10,367 - Do you love him? 790 00:41:10,367 --> 00:41:12,733 - I loved him, while he was alive. 791 00:41:12,733 --> 00:41:14,233 - He's dead? 792 00:41:14,233 --> 00:41:15,766 - He died two years ago in a plane crash. 793 00:41:17,699 --> 00:41:19,333 - Then who are you hiding me from? 794 00:41:20,699 --> 00:41:22,333 - No one. 795 00:41:22,333 --> 00:41:24,899 - Then why do I drop you off at the corner all the time? 796 00:41:27,599 --> 00:41:28,500 Do you live alone? 797 00:41:30,166 --> 00:41:32,632 - I live with Jamie, my son. 798 00:41:33,699 --> 00:41:34,533 - Can I meet him? 799 00:41:43,632 --> 00:41:45,133 - Let's have your plan, chico. 800 00:41:46,766 --> 00:41:49,599 - If you stick up a gas station, you only get about $20. 801 00:41:50,533 --> 00:41:51,766 Right? 802 00:41:51,766 --> 00:41:53,966 But if you had a key to those pumps, 803 00:41:53,966 --> 00:41:56,033 at night when the station closes, 804 00:41:56,033 --> 00:41:58,200 you could take out maybe 20 or 30 gallons 805 00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:00,133 without the owner even knowing. 806 00:42:00,133 --> 00:42:02,166 Could take them weeks to find out. 807 00:42:02,166 --> 00:42:03,866 - Great, but how do I get the key? 808 00:42:08,533 --> 00:42:10,367 - Make another key in the morning. 809 00:42:10,367 --> 00:42:13,433 Then slip that one on the desk without anyone seeing you, 810 00:42:13,433 --> 00:42:14,266 alright? 811 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:16,433 - Hey! 812 00:42:16,433 --> 00:42:17,966 Who was that chick you were following? 813 00:42:17,966 --> 00:42:19,599 - My mother. 814 00:42:19,599 --> 00:42:21,367 Dad, what is orgasm? 815 00:42:22,799 --> 00:42:24,899 - Didn't you learn about it in your sex education course? 816 00:42:24,899 --> 00:42:26,400 - No. 817 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:30,233 - Well, when a man and woman have intercourse, 818 00:42:30,233 --> 00:42:32,599 the orgasm is the peak of sexual excitement. 819 00:42:32,599 --> 00:42:35,599 It's something like a climax, an ending. 820 00:42:35,599 --> 00:42:36,433 - Ah. 821 00:42:37,599 --> 00:42:38,733 - Where'd you hear the word? 822 00:42:40,100 --> 00:42:41,632 - I read it in your article for the magazine. 823 00:42:41,632 --> 00:42:43,333 - Oh, oh, that orgasm. 824 00:42:44,500 --> 00:42:45,866 And the phrase was political orgasm, 825 00:42:45,866 --> 00:42:47,899 meaning the peak of political excitement. 826 00:42:48,999 --> 00:42:50,699 Do you understand what you read? 827 00:42:50,699 --> 00:42:52,966 - How come your name wasn't at the bottom? 828 00:42:52,966 --> 00:42:54,233 - That's the policy. 829 00:42:54,233 --> 00:42:55,699 See, when I write a story, 830 00:42:55,699 --> 00:42:57,632 it's rewritten by a special group of writers. 831 00:42:58,833 --> 00:43:01,033 Then it's edited by a different group. 832 00:43:01,033 --> 00:43:02,133 - Is that good? 833 00:43:02,133 --> 00:43:03,233 - No, I don't like it. 834 00:43:05,100 --> 00:43:06,699 You know, I always wanted to write a novel 835 00:43:06,699 --> 00:43:09,632 but somehow I don't have the guts to give up my job. 836 00:43:09,632 --> 00:43:11,666 Maybe I've forgotten what I wanted to say. 837 00:43:13,133 --> 00:43:17,500 You know, when you grow up, I don't want you to compromise. 838 00:43:21,233 --> 00:43:22,066 - Jamie. 839 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:24,666 Darling, I didn't know you'd still be up. 840 00:43:24,666 --> 00:43:26,367 - I was reading. 841 00:43:26,367 --> 00:43:27,833 - You know that lady from Los Angeles? 842 00:43:27,833 --> 00:43:29,400 I have the funniest stories to tell you about her-- 843 00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:30,233 - Mom, I'm tired. 844 00:43:30,233 --> 00:43:31,400 Can I please be excused? 845 00:43:33,033 --> 00:43:33,933 - Okay, honey. 846 00:43:33,933 --> 00:43:35,100 - Thank you, good night. 847 00:43:35,100 --> 00:43:37,133 - Good night. 848 00:43:37,133 --> 00:43:39,766 - Oh, for Christ's sakes, Chris, Jamie is your son, 849 00:43:39,766 --> 00:43:41,133 not your husband. 850 00:43:41,133 --> 00:43:42,933 How long you gonna keep this up? 851 00:43:42,933 --> 00:43:45,400 And what if he finds out that you've been lying? 852 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:46,899 - I feel like I'm split in two. 853 00:43:46,899 --> 00:43:48,733 I know that they're oceans apart. 854 00:43:48,733 --> 00:43:50,066 - You love the man? 855 00:43:50,066 --> 00:43:50,899 - Yes. 856 00:43:50,899 --> 00:43:52,133 - Is he good? 857 00:43:52,133 --> 00:43:53,133 - In bed? 858 00:43:53,133 --> 00:43:54,266 He has possibilities. 859 00:43:55,433 --> 00:43:56,599 - Has he proposed? 860 00:43:56,599 --> 00:43:57,933 - Twice so far today. 861 00:43:57,933 --> 00:43:59,666 - You wanna marry him? 862 00:43:59,666 --> 00:44:01,100 - I think so. 863 00:44:01,100 --> 00:44:01,933 - Oh, well, look. 864 00:44:03,233 --> 00:44:06,766 Why don't you take the afternoon off and go to the park 865 00:44:06,766 --> 00:44:09,133 and feed the pigeons and kind of think things out. 866 00:44:09,133 --> 00:44:11,433 - What will we do with our Argentinian painter? 867 00:44:11,433 --> 00:44:13,066 - Oh, well, let me take care of him. 868 00:44:13,066 --> 00:44:15,400 Look, life is bigger than art. 869 00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:16,233 - Oh really? 870 00:44:16,233 --> 00:44:17,066 Who says so? 871 00:44:17,066 --> 00:44:18,533 - My guru. 872 00:44:18,533 --> 00:44:19,467 - You're the only broad I know who goes to a psychiatrist 873 00:44:19,467 --> 00:44:20,733 and a guru at the same time. 874 00:44:20,733 --> 00:44:22,733 - I know, I need all the help I can get. 875 00:44:26,933 --> 00:44:28,533 - Hello. - Hi. 876 00:44:28,533 --> 00:44:29,367 - Hiya. 877 00:44:29,367 --> 00:44:30,467 - Hi. 878 00:44:30,467 --> 00:44:31,500 - Peter, this is Jamie. 879 00:44:31,500 --> 00:44:32,533 Jamie, this is Peter. 880 00:44:33,666 --> 00:44:34,500 - How do you do. 881 00:44:34,500 --> 00:44:37,066 - How do you do, Jamie. 882 00:44:37,066 --> 00:44:37,899 - Um... 883 00:44:41,266 --> 00:44:42,500 - A nice house. 884 00:44:53,733 --> 00:44:57,333 Sorry. 885 00:44:57,333 --> 00:45:00,200 - Would everybody like an afternoon drink? 886 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:01,200 - I'll have a Coke. 887 00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:02,033 - Me too. 888 00:45:10,699 --> 00:45:13,433 What grade are you in in school, Jamie? 889 00:45:13,433 --> 00:45:14,266 - Sixth. 890 00:45:17,500 --> 00:45:18,966 - Did you skip? 891 00:45:18,966 --> 00:45:19,799 - Yes. 892 00:45:22,033 --> 00:45:23,400 - Anything, school? 893 00:45:24,433 --> 00:45:25,599 - Guess it's okay. 894 00:45:27,467 --> 00:45:29,233 - I thought that we'd go to the zoo 895 00:45:29,233 --> 00:45:32,166 but I don't know, you're a different sort. 896 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,766 - Don't tell me I'm mature for my age. 897 00:45:35,766 --> 00:45:37,233 - Okay. 898 00:45:37,233 --> 00:45:39,400 As long as you don't tell me I'm young for mine. 899 00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:40,367 - That's obvious. 900 00:45:44,567 --> 00:45:47,233 - Look, I don't blame you for trying to cut me. 901 00:45:48,632 --> 00:45:49,933 - I don't have to cut you. 902 00:46:10,833 --> 00:46:13,467 - Jamie, I won't forget who gave me my first break, fellow. 903 00:46:13,467 --> 00:46:14,300 - Thanks, Peter. 904 00:46:15,733 --> 00:46:17,467 - Thank you for a lovely afternoon. 905 00:46:17,467 --> 00:46:18,300 - You're welcome. 906 00:46:18,300 --> 00:46:19,266 I'll call you. 907 00:46:19,266 --> 00:46:20,100 - Okay. 908 00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:28,367 Did you have fun? 909 00:46:29,766 --> 00:46:31,433 At someone else's expense? 910 00:46:33,632 --> 00:46:35,632 I'm ashamed of you, Jamie. 911 00:46:35,632 --> 00:46:37,933 I've never been so embarrassed in all my life. 912 00:46:39,100 --> 00:46:40,567 Your intelligence isn't worth 10 cents 913 00:46:40,567 --> 00:46:42,100 if you don't know how to respect-- 914 00:47:00,733 --> 00:47:03,066 If you don't know how to respect another human being. 915 00:47:04,266 --> 00:47:05,632 Peter was trying to be nice to you 916 00:47:05,632 --> 00:47:06,933 and you were trying to make a fool out of him 917 00:47:06,933 --> 00:47:08,467 with your camera. 918 00:47:08,467 --> 00:47:10,467 Now all you managed to succeed in doing is looking ill-bred. 919 00:47:16,433 --> 00:47:17,799 - Can I be excused? 920 00:47:17,799 --> 00:47:21,400 - You can do anything you want. 921 00:47:25,799 --> 00:47:27,033 - John. 922 00:47:27,033 --> 00:47:28,899 - Bourgeois values in technology. 923 00:47:29,799 --> 00:47:30,766 Neil... 924 00:47:30,766 --> 00:47:31,866 - A piece of shit. 925 00:47:31,866 --> 00:47:33,333 - Don't, Douglas! 926 00:47:33,333 --> 00:47:34,266 - Oh, for Christ's sakes, don't bring up Beckett to me! 927 00:47:34,266 --> 00:47:35,500 - Why the hell not? 928 00:47:35,500 --> 00:47:38,033 - Because Beckett never protested about bans-- 929 00:47:38,033 --> 00:47:40,400 - Just a minute, just a minute, just wait. 930 00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:41,599 - Stop shouting. 931 00:47:41,599 --> 00:47:43,733 - I'm not shouting, you're shouting! 932 00:47:44,866 --> 00:47:47,632 I'm all done listening to you. 933 00:47:52,933 --> 00:47:53,766 May I come in? 934 00:48:12,300 --> 00:48:13,500 I won't see him anymore. 935 00:48:15,866 --> 00:48:17,400 - Then you'll just like him more. 936 00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:19,533 - But I love you very, very much. 937 00:48:21,866 --> 00:48:22,766 - Do you love him? 938 00:48:28,533 --> 00:48:29,367 - Yes. 939 00:48:31,500 --> 00:48:33,133 - Then you have to see him. 940 00:48:33,133 --> 00:48:35,233 - Oh, but he wants to come and live with us. 941 00:48:37,933 --> 00:48:38,966 - Do you want him to? 942 00:48:42,733 --> 00:48:43,733 - I don't know, I... 943 00:48:44,899 --> 00:48:45,733 I'm not sure. 944 00:49:00,533 --> 00:49:01,733 - Can't you love us both? 945 00:49:03,799 --> 00:49:04,699 - Of course I can. 946 00:49:05,866 --> 00:49:07,733 - According to God's holy ordinance, 947 00:49:07,733 --> 00:49:11,400 do you, Christine, take this man, Peter, 948 00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:14,599 for your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold 949 00:49:14,599 --> 00:49:17,333 from this day forward, for better or for worse, 950 00:49:18,799 --> 00:49:22,166 in sickness or in health, for richer or for poorer, 951 00:49:22,166 --> 00:49:23,866 until death do you part? 952 00:49:23,866 --> 00:49:25,333 - I do. 953 00:49:25,333 --> 00:49:26,733 - Place the ring. 954 00:49:30,300 --> 00:49:31,233 - What a catastrophe. 955 00:49:31,233 --> 00:49:32,666 Have you got the ring? 956 00:49:35,133 --> 00:49:36,833 This often happen, I'm sorry. 957 00:49:36,833 --> 00:49:38,166 - Take this copper one, it will do. 958 00:49:38,166 --> 00:49:39,000 - Thank you. 959 00:49:41,799 --> 00:49:43,567 - I now pronounce you man and wife. 960 00:49:50,467 --> 00:49:52,567 - It'll only be two weeks but I'll call you every night 961 00:49:52,567 --> 00:49:53,567 at dinnertime, okay? 962 00:49:55,033 --> 00:49:55,866 - Bye. 963 00:49:55,866 --> 00:49:57,066 - So long. 964 00:49:57,066 --> 00:49:57,533 - Chris, bye, I love you very much. 965 00:49:59,899 --> 00:50:02,300 - Whatever happened to your wedding ring? 966 00:50:02,300 --> 00:50:03,533 - What? 967 00:50:03,533 --> 00:50:04,766 - The one I gave you at the altar. 968 00:50:04,766 --> 00:50:07,100 - Oh, you're a fine one to ask. 969 00:50:07,100 --> 00:50:08,567 Don't you remember I sold it to pay 970 00:50:08,567 --> 00:50:09,966 for typing your doctorate? 971 00:50:11,066 --> 00:50:13,066 - How could I forget that? 972 00:50:13,066 --> 00:50:14,766 - You better not, ever. 973 00:50:25,599 --> 00:50:28,766 - Fade in, the locale's a posh New England restaurant 974 00:50:28,766 --> 00:50:30,433 overlooking the bay, right? 975 00:50:30,433 --> 00:50:32,666 But remember, your mother is pretending to be my secretary 976 00:50:32,666 --> 00:50:34,599 and she makes a reservation for a table 977 00:50:36,066 --> 00:50:39,966 in the name of His Excellency San Christovo Rafael Jolidas. 978 00:50:39,966 --> 00:50:41,799 The town is very small and the word spreads quickly, 979 00:50:41,799 --> 00:50:43,367 everyone hears about it. 980 00:50:43,367 --> 00:50:44,933 So we go into the restaurant, I give them my pidgin Spanish. 981 00:50:44,933 --> 00:50:45,766 Excuse me. 982 00:50:58,933 --> 00:51:01,433 - The local banker, he was waiting in the restaurant for us 983 00:51:01,433 --> 00:51:04,200 and he insisted that we be his guests for dinner. 984 00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:07,999 - And the banker didn't want to insult the foreign dignitary 985 00:51:07,999 --> 00:51:09,333 so he starts slurping too. 986 00:51:11,333 --> 00:51:12,500 And the two of us slurping away, 987 00:51:12,500 --> 00:51:13,899 we sound like Niagara Falls. 988 00:51:16,500 --> 00:51:18,100 - That's very funny. 989 00:51:22,933 --> 00:51:23,799 - Come back again. 990 00:51:23,799 --> 00:51:24,632 You too, huh? 991 00:51:25,833 --> 00:51:28,033 Goodbye, Mrs. Osmond. 992 00:51:28,033 --> 00:51:30,333 Remember tomorrow we have a date together, eh? 993 00:51:30,333 --> 00:51:31,400 Okay. 994 00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:33,400 Great, good, good night. 995 00:52:03,300 --> 00:52:04,133 - You want to? 996 00:52:06,567 --> 00:52:07,866 - Now? 997 00:52:07,866 --> 00:52:08,699 - Mmhm. 998 00:52:11,467 --> 00:52:12,300 - I don't know. 999 00:52:16,166 --> 00:52:16,999 - Well. 1000 00:52:18,966 --> 00:52:20,166 - Maybe in the morning. 1001 00:52:20,166 --> 00:52:21,266 - Okay. 1002 00:52:21,266 --> 00:52:22,866 No, I can't. 1003 00:52:22,866 --> 00:52:24,100 - Why? 1004 00:52:24,100 --> 00:52:25,599 - Got an early appointment. 1005 00:52:25,599 --> 00:52:26,933 - Well then some other time, alright, darling? 1006 00:52:32,599 --> 00:52:33,833 - How about some Scrabble? 1007 00:52:35,933 --> 00:52:36,766 - Alright. 1008 00:52:37,799 --> 00:52:39,500 - Where's the set? 1009 00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:41,866 Where is everybody, is this a ghost town? 1010 00:52:41,866 --> 00:52:42,966 Hey! 1011 00:52:42,966 --> 00:52:43,799 We got it made. 1012 00:52:44,933 --> 00:52:45,899 We got it made! 1013 00:52:45,899 --> 00:52:47,367 - How? 1014 00:52:47,367 --> 00:52:48,899 - City hall bought the idea, buying six tours a week 1015 00:52:48,899 --> 00:52:49,733 for the entire summer. 1016 00:52:49,733 --> 00:52:51,233 Underprivileged kids. 1017 00:52:51,233 --> 00:52:52,567 They're sending me the purchase order next week. 1018 00:52:52,567 --> 00:52:54,233 - Congratulations, that's terrific. 1019 00:52:54,233 --> 00:52:55,533 - Come on, let's go out. 1020 00:52:55,533 --> 00:52:57,100 - Why? 1021 00:52:57,100 --> 00:52:59,400 - Why, because I have a whole box of fireworks, that's why. 1022 00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:02,133 With Vesuvius sparklers, incredible things. 1023 00:53:02,133 --> 00:53:03,533 Come on, let's go celebrate. 1024 00:53:28,833 --> 00:53:30,300 - Hi, Jamie, what's going on? 1025 00:53:32,933 --> 00:53:35,266 - Happy fun father's birthday. 1026 00:53:35,266 --> 00:53:36,200 - But today isn't-- 1027 00:53:37,699 --> 00:53:38,533 Come on. 1028 00:53:42,333 --> 00:53:44,133 Your father seems like a lot of fun. 1029 00:53:45,166 --> 00:53:47,699 - He's a funny man. 1030 00:53:49,599 --> 00:53:51,866 - You don't call me to babysit anymore. 1031 00:53:52,733 --> 00:53:54,266 - Do you miss me? 1032 00:53:54,266 --> 00:53:55,200 - You're different. 1033 00:53:56,632 --> 00:53:58,799 Hey, Jamie, when are you gonna make a movie about me? 1034 00:53:59,833 --> 00:54:00,699 - Come on, darling. 1035 00:54:03,133 --> 00:54:05,733 - Over thy moons now do I prophecy. 1036 00:54:05,733 --> 00:54:08,699 Which like dumb moths do open their ruby lips 1037 00:54:08,699 --> 00:54:12,166 to beg the voice and utterance of my tongue. 1038 00:54:12,166 --> 00:54:13,066 - Excellent. 1039 00:54:15,033 --> 00:54:17,966 I think that you've got an actor in the family. 1040 00:54:17,966 --> 00:54:20,367 - You know, when I was his age, I couldn't even read. 1041 00:54:20,367 --> 00:54:22,133 - That's because of the school he goes to. 1042 00:54:22,133 --> 00:54:23,533 It's very progressive, you know. 1043 00:54:23,533 --> 00:54:24,866 - But how costly is it? 1044 00:54:24,866 --> 00:54:26,467 - Two long ones a year. 1045 00:54:26,467 --> 00:54:27,733 - Oh, but it was worth it. 1046 00:54:27,733 --> 00:54:29,166 - Yeah, I guess so. 1047 00:54:29,166 --> 00:54:31,066 His IQs have all been consistently above average. 1048 00:54:31,066 --> 00:54:32,799 - What do you want to be when you grow up, Jamie? 1049 00:54:32,799 --> 00:54:35,066 - Jamie is going to be a senator. 1050 00:54:35,066 --> 00:54:36,833 - Anything but journalism. 1051 00:54:36,833 --> 00:54:38,300 - Or teaching. 1052 00:54:38,300 --> 00:54:40,200 - Jamie and I have other plans, right, son? 1053 00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:41,666 - Hey, Mom, guess what the next production 1054 00:54:41,666 --> 00:54:43,333 in Shakespeare in the Park is? 1055 00:54:43,333 --> 00:54:44,166 - What? 1056 00:54:44,166 --> 00:54:45,632 - Julius Caesar. 1057 00:54:45,632 --> 00:54:46,966 - We must try to catch it. 1058 00:54:46,966 --> 00:54:48,333 I wonder what time it is. 1059 00:54:48,333 --> 00:54:49,333 I must get Peter up. 1060 00:54:54,699 --> 00:54:55,533 Good morning. 1061 00:54:55,533 --> 00:54:56,367 - Hello. 1062 00:54:58,367 --> 00:55:01,033 - Come on, it's time for breakfast. 1063 00:55:01,033 --> 00:55:02,233 - I want you for breakfast. 1064 00:55:02,233 --> 00:55:03,066 - Peter, come on. 1065 00:55:05,266 --> 00:55:06,166 Come on, later. 1066 00:55:06,166 --> 00:55:08,266 Darling, come on. 1067 00:55:21,899 --> 00:55:23,933 Okay, everybody, it's time to wrap it up. 1068 00:55:26,133 --> 00:55:27,367 - Is that Douglas? 1069 00:55:27,367 --> 00:55:28,200 - Mmhm. 1070 00:55:37,833 --> 00:55:38,899 - Good skier. 1071 00:55:48,433 --> 00:55:50,500 Funny, I always imagined him to be taller. 1072 00:55:50,500 --> 00:55:53,233 - He had more of his cuticles than you have in your head. 1073 00:55:53,233 --> 00:55:54,666 - Jamie, stand up! 1074 00:55:54,666 --> 00:55:56,799 And turn off that machine. 1075 00:55:56,799 --> 00:55:58,567 Now you just go into your room and you can stay there 1076 00:55:58,567 --> 00:56:00,100 until I tell you to come out. 1077 00:56:02,500 --> 00:56:03,866 I'm sorry, Peter. 1078 00:56:03,866 --> 00:56:05,266 - Oh, that's okay. 1079 00:57:41,733 --> 00:57:42,567 - Darling. 1080 00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:45,266 Jamie, Jamie. 1081 00:57:46,699 --> 00:57:49,833 It's alright, darling, it's just a bad dream, I'm here now. 1082 00:57:49,833 --> 00:57:51,799 It's alright, darling. 1083 00:57:51,799 --> 00:57:53,966 Jamie, Jamie, Jamie. 1084 00:57:53,966 --> 00:57:55,233 Please, just... 1085 00:57:58,367 --> 00:58:00,266 It's alright, darling. 1086 00:58:01,699 --> 00:58:02,799 Jamie, Jamie. 1087 00:58:04,467 --> 00:58:05,533 Jamie, Jamie. 1088 00:58:10,632 --> 00:58:11,467 - Oh. 1089 00:58:14,599 --> 00:58:17,266 Come on then, you want to play? 1090 00:58:17,266 --> 00:58:21,166 Let's play catch. 1091 00:58:21,166 --> 00:58:23,300 Huh? 1092 00:58:23,300 --> 00:58:24,899 I have a fastball that's superb. 1093 00:58:27,367 --> 00:58:28,599 Had conditions been right, 1094 00:58:28,599 --> 00:58:30,533 I'd be in the major leagues right now. 1095 00:58:30,533 --> 00:58:32,367 - Come on, Jamie, let's see. 1096 00:58:32,367 --> 00:58:34,066 - Wanna box? 1097 00:58:34,066 --> 00:58:35,266 Wanna spar a few rounds? 1098 00:58:36,799 --> 00:58:39,033 I'll tell you what, I'll make a deal with you. 1099 00:58:39,033 --> 00:58:40,666 You teach me how to play Scrabble 1100 00:58:41,632 --> 00:58:42,733 and I'll teach you how to box. 1101 00:58:42,733 --> 00:58:44,233 Okay? 1102 00:58:44,233 --> 00:58:45,833 - Mommy, can I go on the swings? 1103 00:58:48,833 --> 00:58:50,766 - Well, all of the symptoms are of regression. 1104 00:58:50,766 --> 00:58:51,999 The stammering sometime. 1105 00:58:51,999 --> 00:58:53,666 He hasn't touched his editing for three days. 1106 00:58:53,666 --> 00:58:54,966 Do you know what he did this morning? 1107 00:58:54,966 --> 00:58:57,699 He went back to playing with his old toys. 1108 00:58:57,699 --> 00:59:00,300 - I think he's trying to reach out to you. 1109 00:59:01,233 --> 00:59:03,166 - Well, he doesn't have to try. 1110 00:59:03,166 --> 00:59:03,999 I'm here. 1111 00:59:07,799 --> 00:59:10,367 Do you think it's going to affect his IQ? 1112 00:59:10,367 --> 00:59:11,933 - Now come on, I really don't think 1113 00:59:11,933 --> 00:59:14,133 that we should be worrying at this stage about IQs. 1114 00:59:14,133 --> 00:59:17,599 - It's all my fault, I never should have hollered at him. 1115 00:59:17,599 --> 00:59:19,066 - Mom, where's my blue shirt? 1116 00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:21,567 - It's in your top drawer, Jamie. 1117 00:59:24,367 --> 00:59:25,666 - I can't find it. 1118 00:59:29,599 --> 00:59:31,699 - It must be in the laundry then, darling. 1119 00:59:34,467 --> 00:59:36,467 How about wearing the orange one? 1120 00:59:36,467 --> 00:59:37,666 - I don't like that one. 1121 00:59:38,833 --> 00:59:39,632 - What's wrong with it? 1122 00:59:39,632 --> 00:59:41,533 - I don't like it. 1123 00:59:41,533 --> 00:59:42,367 - Alright. 1124 00:59:43,533 --> 00:59:44,367 How about... 1125 00:59:44,367 --> 00:59:45,632 How about this one? 1126 00:59:45,632 --> 00:59:46,567 We just bought it a couple weeks ago 1127 00:59:46,567 --> 00:59:47,699 and you only wore it once. 1128 00:59:47,699 --> 00:59:48,599 - Okay. 1129 00:59:48,599 --> 00:59:49,433 - Okay. 1130 00:59:50,367 --> 00:59:52,666 Here you go. 1131 00:59:54,166 --> 00:59:55,000 - Hey, look, I gotta-- 1132 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,300 - Oh, I'm sorry, Peter. 1133 00:59:56,300 --> 00:59:57,666 I'll be in the kitchen in a minute. 1134 00:59:57,666 --> 00:59:58,799 - No, don't bother, I had coffee. 1135 00:59:58,799 --> 00:59:59,966 I've got to go now. 1136 00:59:59,966 --> 01:00:01,833 My next tour begins in 15 minutes. 1137 01:00:01,833 --> 01:00:03,400 Bye! 1138 01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:04,533 Hey, Fellini! 1139 01:00:04,533 --> 01:00:05,833 You better start cutting your film today. 1140 01:00:05,833 --> 01:00:07,733 All my tourists have been asking for you. 1141 01:00:14,933 --> 01:00:15,766 - Come in. 1142 01:00:19,033 --> 01:00:21,033 What's the matter, darling? 1143 01:00:21,033 --> 01:00:22,066 - Mommy, I'm frightened. 1144 01:00:22,066 --> 01:00:23,266 Can I sleep in your bed? 1145 01:00:26,066 --> 01:00:28,699 - Jamie, you're old enough to sleep in your own bed. 1146 01:00:28,699 --> 01:00:30,599 - I know, but just for a little while. 1147 01:01:08,233 --> 01:01:10,233 - Come on, get the ball! 1148 01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:29,333 - Now go home and tell your mommy 1149 01:01:29,333 --> 01:01:30,600 that you're still a virgin. 1150 01:01:33,266 --> 01:01:35,533 - It's going through the deep chasms 1151 01:01:35,533 --> 01:01:37,600 of the Grand Canyon now. 1152 01:01:39,300 --> 01:01:40,533 - Is anyone else with us? 1153 01:01:41,799 --> 01:01:43,033 - Just you and I. 1154 01:01:43,033 --> 01:01:44,733 - Okay, let's go to Mount Rushmore. 1155 01:01:44,733 --> 01:01:46,033 - Alright, Mount Rushmore. 1156 01:01:57,300 --> 01:01:58,133 - Packed? 1157 01:02:00,966 --> 01:02:03,533 - We're not gonna go. 1158 01:02:03,533 --> 01:02:05,133 - I already made hotel reservations. 1159 01:02:06,300 --> 01:02:08,333 - Well, I guess you better cancel 'em. 1160 01:02:20,233 --> 01:02:21,467 - What happened? 1161 01:02:21,467 --> 01:02:22,966 - Jamie, would you be a sweetheart, honey, 1162 01:02:22,966 --> 01:02:25,467 and go get me a bottle of shampoo from the drug store? 1163 01:02:25,467 --> 01:02:27,933 Just tell them to charge it to our account, okay? 1164 01:02:27,933 --> 01:02:28,766 - Okay. 1165 01:02:38,300 --> 01:02:39,133 - Look. 1166 01:02:40,733 --> 01:02:41,966 Jamie is very shook up. 1167 01:02:41,966 --> 01:02:43,467 He was beaten up by some kids today 1168 01:02:43,467 --> 01:02:44,866 and I really can't go away for the weekend, 1169 01:02:44,866 --> 01:02:46,066 not after this has happened. 1170 01:02:46,066 --> 01:02:47,500 I've already called Madge and I've told her 1171 01:02:47,500 --> 01:02:49,233 that we're not gonna bring him over. 1172 01:02:49,233 --> 01:02:50,166 - Well, why don't we all go? 1173 01:02:50,166 --> 01:02:51,266 We'll get a room for Jamie. 1174 01:02:51,266 --> 01:02:52,799 - Well, I can't really do that. 1175 01:02:52,799 --> 01:02:54,433 You see, I promised him he could go to the museum 1176 01:02:54,433 --> 01:02:56,933 and he's got his heart set on that Shakespeare festival 1177 01:02:56,933 --> 01:02:58,233 in the park tomorrow night. 1178 01:02:58,233 --> 01:02:59,567 - Well, what about my vacation? 1179 01:02:59,567 --> 01:03:00,600 I've been looking forward to it. 1180 01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:01,666 What about me? 1181 01:03:01,666 --> 01:03:02,632 - What about you? 1182 01:03:02,632 --> 01:03:04,233 - My needs. 1183 01:03:04,233 --> 01:03:05,766 - Well, they're taken care of, aren't they? 1184 01:03:05,766 --> 01:03:06,699 - How? 1185 01:03:06,699 --> 01:03:07,933 - Well, I love you, now don't I? 1186 01:03:07,933 --> 01:03:09,467 - When was the last time we made love? 1187 01:03:09,467 --> 01:03:11,500 - I didn't know the license specified dates. 1188 01:03:11,500 --> 01:03:13,966 - Well, it does specify that I exist. 1189 01:03:13,966 --> 01:03:14,799 - Oh. 1190 01:03:15,999 --> 01:03:18,300 Peter, I acknowledge your existence. 1191 01:03:18,300 --> 01:03:19,733 - Yeah, how do you show it? 1192 01:03:19,733 --> 01:03:22,133 By reading Human Sexual Inadequacy in the living room 1193 01:03:22,133 --> 01:03:23,799 while I'm waiting for you in bed? 1194 01:03:25,433 --> 01:03:26,799 - Maybe you should read it. 1195 01:03:31,166 --> 01:03:31,999 - Look! 1196 01:03:33,467 --> 01:03:34,567 I don't want to argue. 1197 01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:37,799 I'm tired. 1198 01:03:37,799 --> 01:03:39,033 I just want to have some fun. 1199 01:03:39,033 --> 01:03:40,833 Why can't we all go away for the weekend? 1200 01:03:40,833 --> 01:03:42,533 - It's too nerve-wracking at this point. 1201 01:03:42,533 --> 01:03:43,933 Jamie needs me here at home. 1202 01:03:43,933 --> 01:03:46,933 - Oh, come on, Christine, stop dramatizing. 1203 01:03:46,933 --> 01:03:49,166 - I'm not dramatizing, it's a fact. 1204 01:03:49,166 --> 01:03:51,799 - You don't have to wave your flag of motherhood at me. 1205 01:03:51,799 --> 01:03:53,300 I know you've done your best with Jamie, 1206 01:03:53,300 --> 01:03:55,100 but leave him alone sometimes. 1207 01:03:55,100 --> 01:03:55,933 He'll be better off. 1208 01:03:55,933 --> 01:03:57,233 Let him be! 1209 01:03:57,233 --> 01:03:58,300 - Don't you realize Jamie has a problem? 1210 01:03:58,300 --> 01:03:59,266 He's hung up on me. 1211 01:03:59,266 --> 01:04:00,266 - Oh yeah? 1212 01:04:00,266 --> 01:04:01,367 Maybe you're hung up on him! 1213 01:04:01,367 --> 01:04:03,200 - What does that mean? 1214 01:04:03,200 --> 01:04:05,233 - For two months, when we first started going out, 1215 01:04:05,233 --> 01:04:06,766 you hid the fact that you had a son. 1216 01:04:06,766 --> 01:04:08,133 Why? 1217 01:04:08,133 --> 01:04:09,733 - What does that got to do with anything? 1218 01:04:09,733 --> 01:04:11,467 - Could it be that you felt guilty about us, 1219 01:04:11,467 --> 01:04:13,166 as if you were betraying your own child? 1220 01:04:13,166 --> 01:04:16,200 - What the hell do you know about bringing up a child? 1221 01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:17,632 - I was a kid once too, remember? 1222 01:04:17,632 --> 01:04:18,966 And a screwed up one at that, 1223 01:04:18,966 --> 01:04:21,632 thanks to my goddamn intellectual parents. 1224 01:04:21,632 --> 01:04:24,066 - Well, nothing much seems to have changed. 1225 01:04:24,066 --> 01:04:26,200 - I'm gonna stay that way, honey, because I can't help it 1226 01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:27,799 and you like it. 1227 01:04:27,799 --> 01:04:29,632 The way to your heart is through your nipples, 1228 01:04:29,632 --> 01:04:31,500 so if you want, I'll start having nightmares 1229 01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:33,699 so I can cuddle up at night with you, huh? 1230 01:04:33,699 --> 01:04:35,200 And I'll start pulling the bits. 1231 01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:36,999 "Mommy, I'm frightened, can I sleep in your bed?" 1232 01:04:36,999 --> 01:04:37,999 - Please shut up! 1233 01:04:37,999 --> 01:04:39,333 - It's the truth and you know it! 1234 01:04:39,333 --> 01:04:40,899 - Get out, leave me alone. 1235 01:05:01,999 --> 01:05:03,200 - I'm leaving you alone. 1236 01:05:04,133 --> 01:05:04,933 For good. 1237 01:05:17,632 --> 01:05:18,467 I'm sorry. 1238 01:05:18,467 --> 01:05:19,600 - Please don't touch me. 1239 01:05:33,100 --> 01:05:35,133 - How long has he been gone? 1240 01:05:35,133 --> 01:05:35,933 - Two weeks. 1241 01:05:36,833 --> 01:05:38,133 - Chris. 1242 01:05:38,133 --> 01:05:41,833 You miss him? 1243 01:05:41,833 --> 01:05:42,666 - Yeah. 1244 01:05:43,699 --> 01:05:45,266 - Do you know where he is? 1245 01:05:45,266 --> 01:05:47,533 - He sleeps in the cemetery and he gets drunk every night 1246 01:05:47,533 --> 01:05:50,799 and he calls me and he tells me he wants to come home. 1247 01:05:50,799 --> 01:05:52,632 - Why don't you let him? 1248 01:05:52,632 --> 01:05:53,500 - Because he's... 1249 01:05:56,266 --> 01:05:57,300 Immature. 1250 01:05:57,300 --> 01:05:59,333 And I know it wouldn't work. 1251 01:05:59,333 --> 01:06:00,600 - Well then, what are you gonna do? 1252 01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:02,100 - I don't know what I'm going to do. 1253 01:06:02,100 --> 01:06:03,799 I'm gonna get a separation, maybe I'll get a divorce. 1254 01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:06,766 - What about counseling? 1255 01:06:06,766 --> 01:06:07,600 - He doesn't believe in that. 1256 01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:09,500 I've put this too high. 1257 01:06:09,500 --> 01:06:11,632 - Chris, are you busy tonight? 1258 01:06:12,567 --> 01:06:13,866 - No, why? 1259 01:06:13,866 --> 01:06:15,699 - Well, I just thought if you weren't busy, 1260 01:06:15,699 --> 01:06:18,033 maybe you could come with me to my yoga class. 1261 01:06:18,033 --> 01:06:19,733 See, tonight we're gonna meditate. 1262 01:06:19,733 --> 01:06:22,333 You're able to really think things out. 1263 01:06:22,333 --> 01:06:24,933 Honestly, I practically saved our marriage that way. 1264 01:06:26,033 --> 01:06:27,433 - I'll think about it, okay? 1265 01:06:33,233 --> 01:06:35,699 - The United Nations provided the four structures. 1266 01:06:35,699 --> 01:06:38,533 General assembly, secretarian, library, 1267 01:06:38,533 --> 01:06:39,866 and conference buildings. 1268 01:06:39,866 --> 01:06:41,400 I don't know why they call it-- 1269 01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:42,567 Hello? 1270 01:06:42,567 --> 01:06:43,400 Hello, testing? 1271 01:06:44,367 --> 01:06:45,266 Testing, one-- 1272 01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:53,166 Alright, you little bastards, I've had about enough of you! 1273 01:06:55,266 --> 01:06:56,833 Now if you want to fight, I'll fight you all at once 1274 01:06:56,833 --> 01:06:58,266 or one at a time. 1275 01:06:58,266 --> 01:07:01,367 You, the big fat grin on your big fat face, come here. 1276 01:07:01,367 --> 01:07:03,333 - It makes me so appealing 1277 01:07:04,766 --> 01:07:06,833 when I dance in my basket, 1278 01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:10,699 I show a lot of feeling. 1279 01:07:14,333 --> 01:07:17,066 Oh, it's gorgeous to be graceful. 1280 01:07:17,066 --> 01:07:18,133 Oh, kiss your chin... 1281 01:07:20,266 --> 01:07:23,433 - Listen, Jamie, I can't stand these movies anymore. 1282 01:07:23,433 --> 01:07:24,666 I think I'm copping out. 1283 01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:26,433 - Okay. 1284 01:07:27,733 --> 01:07:30,266 - You can watch them though if you want to. 1285 01:07:30,266 --> 01:07:31,999 - No, that's okay, I'm tired too. 1286 01:07:31,999 --> 01:07:32,833 - Good night. 1287 01:07:32,833 --> 01:07:33,933 - Good night. 1288 01:07:36,467 --> 01:07:38,400 You okay? 1289 01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:39,699 - Yeah. 1290 01:07:39,699 --> 01:07:41,467 You brush your teeth? 1291 01:07:59,766 --> 01:08:00,733 How did you get in? 1292 01:08:02,533 --> 01:08:03,367 - Fire escape. 1293 01:08:11,467 --> 01:08:12,400 - What do you want? 1294 01:08:14,533 --> 01:08:15,367 - My wife. 1295 01:08:18,333 --> 01:08:19,200 - Get out, Peter. 1296 01:08:21,233 --> 01:08:22,833 Peter. 1297 01:08:22,833 --> 01:08:23,632 Peter. 1298 01:08:25,567 --> 01:08:26,400 Peter! 1299 01:08:31,733 --> 01:08:33,367 - You okay? 1300 01:08:33,367 --> 01:08:36,166 - Yes, darling, it's alright, darling. 1301 01:08:36,166 --> 01:08:37,300 Peter just came in. 1302 01:08:37,300 --> 01:08:38,433 You can go back to bed. 1303 01:08:38,433 --> 01:08:40,367 - Fine, just terrific! 1304 01:08:40,367 --> 01:08:42,266 - You just go back to bed, darling. 1305 01:09:08,200 --> 01:09:09,033 Peter! 1306 01:09:10,666 --> 01:09:11,500 No. 1307 01:09:12,632 --> 01:09:14,567 Just stay from me, just stay away, Peter. 1308 01:09:15,899 --> 01:09:16,733 Oh! 1309 01:10:05,066 --> 01:10:05,999 Oh, Peter. 1310 01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:15,433 Oh. 1311 01:10:21,567 --> 01:10:23,500 - You know, Peter came back and is gonna stay with us. 1312 01:10:23,500 --> 01:10:24,333 - Yeah? 1313 01:10:24,333 --> 01:10:25,166 - That's all. 1314 01:10:26,833 --> 01:10:29,833 - Well, what do you think about that idea? 1315 01:10:29,833 --> 01:10:30,899 - What idea? 1316 01:10:30,899 --> 01:10:31,866 - His coming back. 1317 01:10:33,333 --> 01:10:34,367 - My mother likes it. 1318 01:10:36,133 --> 01:10:36,966 - What about you? 1319 01:10:38,533 --> 01:10:40,367 - Well, she fusses over him like a-- 1320 01:10:42,033 --> 01:10:44,733 - Well, come on. 1321 01:10:44,733 --> 01:10:46,400 - Oh, I guess he's okay. 1322 01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:47,632 He's a pretty clever man. 1323 01:10:48,833 --> 01:10:50,533 He really knows how to handle things. 1324 01:10:51,766 --> 01:10:52,666 - Yeah, like what? 1325 01:10:54,233 --> 01:10:55,699 - I don't know, like things. 1326 01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:01,600 - I wish you'd let me in on your secret. 1327 01:11:02,933 --> 01:11:04,367 - I was just thinking 1328 01:11:04,367 --> 01:11:05,933 that I could do some pretty clever things too. 1329 01:11:07,066 --> 01:11:08,433 - All that caressing and everything. 1330 01:11:08,433 --> 01:11:10,233 I mean, can't you just do it? 1331 01:11:11,100 --> 01:11:12,367 - You have to be excited. 1332 01:11:13,300 --> 01:11:14,467 - But I am excited now. 1333 01:11:17,266 --> 01:11:19,500 - I mean physically excited. 1334 01:11:19,500 --> 01:11:20,899 Your body has to be excited. 1335 01:11:21,833 --> 01:11:22,666 - Why? 1336 01:11:24,567 --> 01:11:26,567 - Because you can't do it unless you are. 1337 01:11:27,533 --> 01:11:28,733 Things won't work right. 1338 01:11:30,166 --> 01:11:31,666 - Well, how can you tell if you're excited enough? 1339 01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:36,533 - I can tell. 1340 01:11:36,533 --> 01:11:37,367 - How? 1341 01:11:44,833 --> 01:11:45,799 - See, it's hard. 1342 01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:49,100 - Of course, silly, I'm wearing a bra. 1343 01:11:49,100 --> 01:11:50,500 - It's hard underneath also. 1344 01:11:51,699 --> 01:11:52,600 - How do you know? 1345 01:11:54,266 --> 01:11:55,567 - I can tell. 1346 01:11:55,567 --> 01:11:57,300 Take off your bra and I'll show you. 1347 01:12:19,567 --> 01:12:21,367 - Wow. 1348 01:12:21,367 --> 01:12:22,733 It is hard. 1349 01:12:22,733 --> 01:12:23,533 Really. 1350 01:12:24,966 --> 01:12:25,799 Touch it. 1351 01:12:33,033 --> 01:12:33,866 That's weird. 1352 01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:36,733 - Good weird or bad weird? 1353 01:12:36,733 --> 01:12:37,567 - Good weird. 1354 01:12:39,033 --> 01:12:40,866 You can kiss it if you like. 1355 01:12:40,866 --> 01:12:42,866 - Where'd you learn about that stuff? 1356 01:12:42,866 --> 01:12:44,433 - I read books too, you know. 1357 01:12:49,933 --> 01:12:50,766 That is weird. 1358 01:12:52,632 --> 01:12:55,433 What else do you do to make someone excited? 1359 01:12:55,433 --> 01:12:57,799 - You have to take off the rest of your clothes first. 1360 01:12:58,833 --> 01:12:59,666 - Okay. 1361 01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:26,600 Now you take yours off, otherwise it's not fair. 1362 01:14:24,699 --> 01:14:25,533 That's nice. 1363 01:14:30,666 --> 01:14:31,500 Do it again. 1364 01:14:34,233 --> 01:14:36,400 Jamie, do you think we could do it? 1365 01:14:37,567 --> 01:14:39,733 I wouldn't do it with any of my boyfriends 1366 01:14:39,733 --> 01:14:41,066 but it would be alright with you. 1367 01:14:41,066 --> 01:14:43,632 I mean, you know all about it and everything. 1368 01:14:43,632 --> 01:14:44,467 And I like you. 1369 01:14:48,500 --> 01:14:51,166 You said yourself it's okay if people have 1370 01:14:51,166 --> 01:14:53,733 a sincere affection for each other. 1371 01:14:53,733 --> 01:14:55,899 And I do like you, really. 1372 01:14:57,266 --> 01:15:00,400 Besides, it's safe with you, isn't it? 1373 01:15:04,933 --> 01:15:06,567 - You sure you want to do it, Mary? 1374 01:15:07,500 --> 01:15:08,799 - I guess. 1375 01:15:08,799 --> 01:15:09,632 Yes, I do. 1376 01:15:11,166 --> 01:15:12,799 - Alright. 1377 01:15:12,799 --> 01:15:13,632 - Well? 1378 01:15:18,699 --> 01:15:20,433 - There's supposed to be a bed. 1379 01:15:20,433 --> 01:15:21,833 - Well, isn't the couch okay? 1380 01:15:23,999 --> 01:15:24,833 - I suppose. 1381 01:15:25,833 --> 01:15:27,266 - Do you want me to lie down? 1382 01:15:30,333 --> 01:15:31,533 - I don't know. 1383 01:15:31,533 --> 01:15:33,333 - It's okay, Jamie. 1384 01:15:33,333 --> 01:15:35,033 We'll figure it out for ourselves. 1385 01:15:36,533 --> 01:15:38,033 Maybe if we both sit down. 1386 01:15:41,433 --> 01:15:43,033 - It won't work that way. 1387 01:15:43,033 --> 01:15:43,833 I'm sure of it. 1388 01:15:47,033 --> 01:15:48,033 - I've got an idea. 1389 01:15:57,600 --> 01:15:58,600 Oh. 1390 01:15:58,600 --> 01:15:59,533 - Did it hurt? 1391 01:15:59,533 --> 01:16:00,666 - No, no. 1392 01:16:06,600 --> 01:16:07,467 It feels weird. 1393 01:16:08,699 --> 01:16:09,533 And nice. 1394 01:16:11,300 --> 01:16:13,133 - Mary, maybe we better stop. 1395 01:16:13,133 --> 01:16:14,733 I don't know what to do. 1396 01:16:14,733 --> 01:16:15,766 - Just a little more. 1397 01:16:20,666 --> 01:16:22,500 - Mary, please, let's stop. 1398 01:16:22,500 --> 01:16:24,300 I tell you what, I'll take a movie of you, 1399 01:16:24,300 --> 01:16:25,799 then we'll do it, okay? 1400 01:16:25,799 --> 01:16:27,200 - Just a little more, Jamie. 1401 01:16:37,866 --> 01:16:42,433 - I can't do it, I can't! 1402 01:16:42,433 --> 01:16:43,266 I don't-- 1403 01:16:53,533 --> 01:16:54,367 - Jamie? 1404 01:16:57,433 --> 01:16:58,233 Jamie. 1405 01:17:00,100 --> 01:17:00,933 Hey, it's alright. 1406 01:17:02,333 --> 01:17:03,467 You were doing fine. 1407 01:17:04,467 --> 01:17:05,300 Honest. 1408 01:17:08,733 --> 01:17:10,500 Look, you want to take some movies? 1409 01:17:14,799 --> 01:17:17,233 Jamie, just want to tell you, 1410 01:17:19,033 --> 01:17:20,766 I never felt that nice with anyone. 1411 01:17:22,467 --> 01:17:23,866 I wasn't scared or anything. 1412 01:17:25,966 --> 01:17:26,933 It was really nice. 1413 01:17:28,367 --> 01:17:29,833 I mean, really, Jamie. 1414 01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:33,933 - Go away. 1415 01:17:33,933 --> 01:17:35,567 Mary, please go away. 1416 01:17:44,367 --> 01:17:45,200 Oh god. 1417 01:18:55,433 --> 01:18:58,033 - Well, he was on the platform at some sort of weird angle 1418 01:18:58,033 --> 01:19:00,200 and the camera fell on the track. 1419 01:19:00,200 --> 01:19:02,766 And suddenly the train comes zooming out of the dark 1420 01:19:02,766 --> 01:19:05,433 and he must have gotten panicky and... 1421 01:19:05,433 --> 01:19:09,066 Look, I trust it doesn't have to go further than this. 1422 01:19:09,066 --> 01:19:11,200 - Mr. Simon, why didn't he tell me all this 1423 01:19:11,200 --> 01:19:12,166 in the first place? 1424 01:19:12,166 --> 01:19:13,567 - Okay, let's have it. 1425 01:19:13,567 --> 01:19:14,766 - What? 1426 01:19:14,766 --> 01:19:16,266 - What were you doing on the tracks? 1427 01:19:16,266 --> 01:19:17,133 - I lost my way. 1428 01:19:17,133 --> 01:19:18,367 - On the tracks? 1429 01:19:18,367 --> 01:19:19,200 - Yeah. 1430 01:19:19,200 --> 01:19:20,733 - Oh, come on, Jamie. 1431 01:19:20,733 --> 01:19:22,166 I know you, you're so goddamn smart you'd find your way out 1432 01:19:22,166 --> 01:19:23,333 of the black hole of Calcutta. 1433 01:19:23,333 --> 01:19:24,266 Now start talking. 1434 01:19:26,833 --> 01:19:28,533 I know what you were doing there. 1435 01:19:28,533 --> 01:19:29,766 - What? 1436 01:19:29,766 --> 01:19:31,033 - You were trying to scare your mother, 1437 01:19:31,033 --> 01:19:32,699 that's what you were doing on the tracks. 1438 01:19:32,699 --> 01:19:35,500 Oh, you'd be spotted and pulled in by the police. 1439 01:19:35,500 --> 01:19:37,333 But I came to get you, not her. 1440 01:19:38,632 --> 01:19:40,666 You are indeed a devoted son. 1441 01:19:44,233 --> 01:19:45,733 - Please don't tell my mother. 1442 01:19:48,733 --> 01:19:49,567 - Why not? 1443 01:19:51,899 --> 01:19:53,533 - I'll make it up. 1444 01:19:53,533 --> 01:19:54,433 I'll pay you back. 1445 01:21:21,400 --> 01:21:25,266 - I can't stand to watch it. 1446 01:21:25,266 --> 01:21:26,100 - It's funny. 1447 01:21:27,500 --> 01:21:28,633 - Like hell it's funny. 1448 01:21:32,433 --> 01:21:34,633 - How did you find the film? 1449 01:21:34,633 --> 01:21:35,799 - Mother's intuition. 1450 01:21:35,799 --> 01:21:37,333 I went into his room last night 1451 01:21:37,333 --> 01:21:39,933 and he became very secretive about his editing, 1452 01:21:39,933 --> 01:21:41,600 so I knew he was up to something. 1453 01:21:43,400 --> 01:21:46,333 - We got a little Jimmy Bond living in the apartment. 1454 01:21:47,799 --> 01:21:50,000 He must have followed us by cab, the little son of a gun. 1455 01:21:50,000 --> 01:21:53,467 - Spying on us and then he's filming it to boot. 1456 01:21:53,467 --> 01:21:55,166 - It's all part of the new morality. 1457 01:21:55,166 --> 01:21:57,666 - Well, whatever is new about it, it sure is ugly. 1458 01:22:00,500 --> 01:22:01,266 My own son. 1459 01:22:03,433 --> 01:22:04,899 He's trying to make a liar out of me. 1460 01:22:04,899 --> 01:22:07,433 - Oh, he's been fed a lot of lies too, you know. 1461 01:22:13,666 --> 01:22:16,467 - You wanted to go away on a long vacation. 1462 01:22:16,467 --> 01:22:17,833 - Yeah. 1463 01:22:17,833 --> 01:22:18,766 - Let's make plans. 1464 01:22:22,333 --> 01:22:23,567 - What about Jamie? 1465 01:22:23,567 --> 01:22:25,166 - Jamie's going to camp this year. 1466 01:22:27,166 --> 01:22:28,533 - Don't you think you should discuss this 1467 01:22:28,533 --> 01:22:29,467 with his doctor? 1468 01:22:29,467 --> 01:22:31,633 - I'm his mother, aren't I? 1469 01:22:31,633 --> 01:22:33,866 - Look, you two are very close. 1470 01:22:33,866 --> 01:22:35,833 Don't be rash, Christine. 1471 01:22:35,833 --> 01:22:36,666 Think things over before-- 1472 01:22:36,666 --> 01:22:38,166 - Think things over? 1473 01:22:38,166 --> 01:22:39,933 What the hell do you think I've been doing all my life? 1474 01:22:39,933 --> 01:22:41,467 Think before you act, look before you leap, 1475 01:22:41,467 --> 01:22:44,266 watch your step, watch your money, watch your, watch... 1476 01:22:47,333 --> 01:22:48,467 Watch your own shadow. 1477 01:22:51,133 --> 01:22:52,633 Yes, Dad, you're right. 1478 01:22:52,633 --> 01:22:54,699 Yes, Mom, I'm sorry. 1479 01:22:54,699 --> 01:22:57,333 Yes, Douglas, I went to the cleaner's. 1480 01:22:57,333 --> 01:22:59,666 Yes, you're right, Douglas, we can't take that fishing trip. 1481 01:22:59,666 --> 01:23:01,533 We have to have a plan, let's make a plan, 1482 01:23:01,533 --> 01:23:02,766 a plan for everything. 1483 01:23:02,766 --> 01:23:04,766 Yes, Madge, we run a tight little ship. 1484 01:23:05,933 --> 01:23:07,633 Oh, it's time for Jamie's bottle. 1485 01:23:07,633 --> 01:23:10,567 Don't shove it in his mouth, Douglas, look at the chart. 1486 01:23:10,567 --> 01:23:12,733 Is it time for his toilet training? 1487 01:23:12,733 --> 01:23:14,500 You're right, Douglas. 1488 01:23:14,500 --> 01:23:15,866 I could go less to the hairdresser, 1489 01:23:15,866 --> 01:23:17,533 perhaps just once a week. 1490 01:23:17,533 --> 01:23:19,000 We must eat out twice a week. 1491 01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:20,066 We should make love. 1492 01:23:23,033 --> 01:23:23,866 Once a week. 1493 01:23:25,066 --> 01:23:27,600 We run our family like a little corporation. 1494 01:23:27,600 --> 01:23:28,833 Now don't holler in front of Jamie 1495 01:23:28,833 --> 01:23:30,100 because Jamie understands everything. 1496 01:23:30,100 --> 01:23:32,166 We have to set an example. 1497 01:23:32,166 --> 01:23:34,266 Darling little Jamie, he's going to be a senator 1498 01:23:34,266 --> 01:23:35,799 because you're so brilliant, aren't you, 1499 01:23:35,799 --> 01:23:37,899 you goddamn little brat! 1500 01:23:47,467 --> 01:23:49,166 I shouldn't be talking like this. 1501 01:23:49,166 --> 01:23:51,066 I'm supposed to be the mother of the year. 1502 01:23:56,666 --> 01:23:58,000 I want out, I just... 1503 01:24:00,266 --> 01:24:03,467 Want to get off this goddamn merry-go-round. 1504 01:24:05,833 --> 01:24:08,433 I'm sorry, Peter, you want to tell me a funny story? 1505 01:24:10,500 --> 01:24:11,533 - Hiya, Madge. 1506 01:24:11,533 --> 01:24:13,266 - Jamie, you be careful of that. 1507 01:24:13,266 --> 01:24:14,100 Put that back. 1508 01:24:16,633 --> 01:24:18,367 - This bust still isn't sold? 1509 01:24:18,367 --> 01:24:19,600 - Shh. 1510 01:24:19,600 --> 01:24:21,433 You know that every day your mother reminds me 1511 01:24:21,433 --> 01:24:24,966 that we could have sold that to Jorgeson for $800? 1512 01:24:24,966 --> 01:24:26,966 - I'm sure you'll get 12. 1513 01:24:26,966 --> 01:24:28,533 - You know what? 1514 01:24:28,533 --> 01:24:31,966 I don't think I'd mind going into business with you. 1515 01:24:31,966 --> 01:24:33,533 - Your sandwich is here. 1516 01:24:33,533 --> 01:24:35,166 And you're gonna be late for your lunch date. 1517 01:24:35,166 --> 01:24:36,367 - Right. 1518 01:24:36,367 --> 01:24:37,300 See you later. 1519 01:24:37,300 --> 01:24:38,133 - Okay. 1520 01:24:53,933 --> 01:24:57,367 - Is it good? 1521 01:25:03,799 --> 01:25:05,666 What do you think of going to camp this summer? 1522 01:25:08,367 --> 01:25:10,666 - Mommy, you know I don't like camps. 1523 01:25:10,666 --> 01:25:11,500 - Well, how do you know? 1524 01:25:11,500 --> 01:25:13,066 You've never tried. 1525 01:25:13,066 --> 01:25:14,000 - I know. 1526 01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:15,066 It's a waste of time. 1527 01:25:16,233 --> 01:25:17,500 Besides, I have to finish my film. 1528 01:25:17,500 --> 01:25:18,600 - You can take your equipment with you. 1529 01:25:18,600 --> 01:25:20,066 It's a very good camp. 1530 01:25:20,066 --> 01:25:22,033 They specialize in painting and drama, water skiing, 1531 01:25:22,033 --> 01:25:24,100 and there'll be lots and lots of free time 1532 01:25:24,100 --> 01:25:25,266 to do whatever you want to do. 1533 01:25:25,266 --> 01:25:26,600 - Isn't that expensive? 1534 01:25:26,600 --> 01:25:28,533 - You don't have to worry about that. 1535 01:25:28,533 --> 01:25:30,200 Peter is going to make it a gift. 1536 01:25:32,799 --> 01:25:33,999 - Was it his idea? 1537 01:25:33,999 --> 01:25:35,500 - I think it's a good idea. 1538 01:25:35,500 --> 01:25:37,100 The camp is in Newbury, it's just two hours from home. 1539 01:25:37,100 --> 01:25:38,933 We can put you on the bus at the bus terminal 1540 01:25:38,933 --> 01:25:40,300 and the counselor will meet you on the other end, 1541 01:25:40,300 --> 01:25:41,433 it's as simple as that. 1542 01:25:42,500 --> 01:25:43,633 - Do you want me to go? 1543 01:25:46,266 --> 01:25:48,666 - I want you to do whatever will make you happy. 1544 01:25:50,500 --> 01:25:52,433 I think it's very nice of Peter, don't you? 1545 01:25:53,933 --> 01:25:55,500 We may go away at the same time. 1546 01:25:55,500 --> 01:25:57,699 Peter's been working awfully hard, you know? 1547 01:25:59,633 --> 01:26:00,833 - Do you love me, Mommy? 1548 01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:04,567 - Of course I love you, why? 1549 01:26:04,567 --> 01:26:06,999 - Remember you once said you could love both of us? 1550 01:26:06,999 --> 01:26:08,533 - I do love both of you. 1551 01:26:08,533 --> 01:26:10,200 Just because you're going to camp doesn't mean that we-- 1552 01:26:11,467 --> 01:26:12,933 Doesn't mean that I don't love you. 1553 01:26:12,933 --> 01:26:15,666 My god, Jamie, you're all I've got in the world 1554 01:26:15,666 --> 01:26:16,500 besides Peter. 1555 01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:19,500 - And if I don't want to go? 1556 01:26:19,500 --> 01:26:20,433 - Well, you don't have to go. 1557 01:26:20,433 --> 01:26:21,500 You can come with us. 1558 01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:26,133 Besides, Peter will probably be talking to you 1559 01:26:26,133 --> 01:26:26,966 about it anyway. 1560 01:26:29,100 --> 01:26:30,899 - So it's time to pay him back. 1561 01:26:32,033 --> 01:26:32,999 - What did you say? 1562 01:26:34,433 --> 01:26:36,066 - Nothing. 1563 01:26:36,066 --> 01:26:36,899 I'll go to camp. 1564 01:26:40,233 --> 01:26:42,133 - Are you excited about camp? 1565 01:26:43,033 --> 01:26:43,933 - I guess so. 1566 01:26:43,933 --> 01:26:45,467 - Why guess? 1567 01:26:45,467 --> 01:26:46,699 - Well, I don't know. 1568 01:26:46,699 --> 01:26:48,533 - How long will you be gone? 1569 01:26:48,533 --> 01:26:49,699 - Didn't my mother tell you? 1570 01:26:49,699 --> 01:26:50,533 - No, she didn't. 1571 01:26:52,467 --> 01:26:54,567 I think you're angry with me. 1572 01:26:54,567 --> 01:26:57,000 - Why should I be angry with you? 1573 01:26:57,000 --> 01:26:59,100 Alright, I'll answer your question. 1574 01:26:59,100 --> 01:27:00,933 I'll be at the camp for eight weeks. 1575 01:27:00,933 --> 01:27:05,033 When I come back, I'll be a fine painter, a great actor, 1576 01:27:05,033 --> 01:27:06,467 and a fabulous water skiier. 1577 01:27:07,333 --> 01:27:09,300 I'll be an exceptional child. 1578 01:27:09,300 --> 01:27:11,567 And don't forget, I was born by natural birth. 1579 01:27:11,567 --> 01:27:12,833 - What does that mean? 1580 01:27:12,833 --> 01:27:14,733 - My mother had me by natural birth. 1581 01:27:14,733 --> 01:27:16,166 - How do you know about that? 1582 01:27:17,500 --> 01:27:19,166 - I heard my mother telling Madge. 1583 01:27:19,166 --> 01:27:21,266 - What'd you hear her say? 1584 01:27:21,266 --> 01:27:22,899 - I don't remember it anymore. 1585 01:27:22,899 --> 01:27:24,866 - Tell me everything that you think about it. 1586 01:27:24,866 --> 01:27:26,899 - I don't remember it anymore. 1587 01:27:26,899 --> 01:27:28,600 I really don't remember! 1588 01:27:28,600 --> 01:27:29,433 I don't! 1589 01:27:30,766 --> 01:27:33,233 - The pain, Madge, honestly, it was beautiful. 1590 01:27:33,233 --> 01:27:34,233 It was a wild... 1591 01:27:35,699 --> 01:27:36,733 Joy, a wonderful... 1592 01:27:37,600 --> 01:27:39,966 It was like an orgasm. 1593 01:27:42,066 --> 01:27:42,999 - Oh, wow. 1594 01:27:42,999 --> 01:27:44,633 I never thought of it like that. 1595 01:27:44,633 --> 01:27:48,500 I mean, if it was a sexual experience for you, Chris, 1596 01:27:48,500 --> 01:27:51,100 then maybe it was a sexual experience for Jamie too. 1597 01:27:52,533 --> 01:27:54,866 - What size wedge do you want? 1598 01:27:54,866 --> 01:27:56,899 - The three by seven, the standard. 1599 01:27:56,899 --> 01:27:58,500 Oh yeah, one more thing. 1600 01:27:58,500 --> 01:28:01,999 Meet me at the terminal parking lot at eight, not 8:30. 1601 01:28:01,999 --> 01:28:04,467 And don't be late, alright? 1602 01:28:04,467 --> 01:28:06,100 - Okay, okay, I'll be there. 1603 01:28:06,100 --> 01:28:07,333 - Okay. 1604 01:28:07,333 --> 01:28:08,666 - Do you want me to pack this blue shirt? 1605 01:28:12,633 --> 01:28:14,033 I'll write to you every day. 1606 01:28:14,933 --> 01:28:15,733 - Yeah. 1607 01:28:18,066 --> 01:28:19,766 - You'll take care of yourself, won't you? 1608 01:28:22,300 --> 01:28:24,033 - You won't leave me, will you, Mommy? 1609 01:28:25,567 --> 01:28:26,699 - Of course not, never. 1610 01:28:28,899 --> 01:28:30,166 - No matter what happens? 1611 01:28:34,166 --> 01:28:35,833 - What's gonna happen, darling? 1612 01:28:35,833 --> 01:28:38,400 You're gonna have a marvelous time. 1613 01:28:38,400 --> 01:28:39,633 - I know. 1614 01:28:39,633 --> 01:28:40,933 We're gonna be fine, Mom. 1615 01:29:07,999 --> 01:29:10,300 Oh, Mom, I forgot my typewriter. 1616 01:29:10,300 --> 01:29:11,833 - In the apartment? 1617 01:29:11,833 --> 01:29:14,300 - Yeah, it'll only take me two minutes to pick it up. 1618 01:29:14,300 --> 01:29:16,433 - No problem, I'll let you off here. 1619 01:29:16,433 --> 01:29:19,433 I've gotta keep circling the block, there's no parking. 1620 01:29:19,433 --> 01:29:23,666 I'll pick you up in front of the building. 1621 01:31:33,833 --> 01:31:35,666 - Gate 18. 1622 01:31:40,733 --> 01:31:42,467 In the west terminal. 1623 01:32:01,333 --> 01:32:03,367 - Coach to Catherine and , 1624 01:32:03,367 --> 01:32:05,600 boarding gate 125. 1625 01:32:05,600 --> 01:32:08,333 Real transit to... 1626 01:32:09,833 --> 01:32:11,766 - We may drive to Newburg this weekend. 1627 01:32:13,799 --> 01:32:14,633 Can we? 1628 01:32:14,633 --> 01:32:15,467 - Sure, why not? 1629 01:32:16,500 --> 01:32:17,500 - You don't have to. 1630 01:32:18,400 --> 01:32:19,866 - Well, I want to. 1631 01:32:19,866 --> 01:32:21,266 We're gonna miss you, Jamie. 1632 01:32:27,066 --> 01:32:28,600 - Oh, Mom, I just remembered. 1633 01:32:28,600 --> 01:32:30,200 This afternoon, Jorgeson called. 1634 01:32:30,200 --> 01:32:32,300 He asked me to give you an important message. 1635 01:32:32,300 --> 01:32:33,699 - What? 1636 01:32:33,699 --> 01:32:36,000 - He told me to tell you he wants that bust, 1637 01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:37,567 no matter what the price. 1638 01:32:37,567 --> 01:32:39,066 He'll make a deal with you. 1639 01:32:39,066 --> 01:32:41,567 You should bring it over to him at the Hotel Park East 1640 01:32:41,567 --> 01:32:42,400 at eight. 1641 01:32:45,533 --> 01:32:47,266 - Well, it's 12 minutes to eight now. 1642 01:32:47,266 --> 01:32:48,600 - Well, can I drive you? 1643 01:32:50,266 --> 01:32:52,866 - No, no, you stay here with Jamie and I'll take a cab. 1644 01:32:52,866 --> 01:32:54,666 Darling, you have a very good trip. 1645 01:32:54,666 --> 01:32:56,233 I love you very much. 1646 01:32:56,233 --> 01:32:57,500 Okay, enjoy yourself 1647 01:32:57,500 --> 01:32:58,866 and please take care of yourself, okay? 1648 01:33:05,866 --> 01:33:07,166 - Good thing you told her. 1649 01:33:12,400 --> 01:33:15,400 Hey, what was the score on the Yankee game last night? 1650 01:33:15,400 --> 01:33:17,200 - Yankees won three to two. 1651 01:33:17,200 --> 01:33:18,633 - Three to two! 1652 01:33:18,633 --> 01:33:19,799 Oh, I left in the seventh inning. 1653 01:33:19,799 --> 01:33:20,966 What happened? 1654 01:33:27,367 --> 01:33:28,733 Will you take this, please? 1655 01:33:28,733 --> 01:33:29,567 Thank you. 1656 01:33:30,467 --> 01:33:32,100 Jamie. 1657 01:33:32,100 --> 01:33:32,933 Take it in case you need it. 1658 01:33:32,933 --> 01:33:34,433 - I know I won't. 1659 01:33:34,433 --> 01:33:35,266 - Take it. 1660 01:33:35,266 --> 01:33:36,100 - No. 1661 01:33:36,100 --> 01:33:36,933 - Okay. 1662 01:33:36,933 --> 01:33:37,833 Have a good time. 1663 01:33:37,833 --> 01:33:38,666 Bye. 1664 01:35:00,133 --> 01:35:01,600 - Hey, I saw your mother. 1665 01:35:01,600 --> 01:35:02,833 - She find a cab? 1666 01:35:02,833 --> 01:35:04,266 - She seemed to be in a big hurry. 1667 01:35:04,266 --> 01:35:06,033 Where did she go? 1668 01:35:06,033 --> 01:35:07,766 - Something urgent came up. 1669 01:35:07,766 --> 01:35:10,600 She had to go to the Park East Hotel. 1670 01:35:10,600 --> 01:35:11,733 - Where to? 1671 01:35:57,467 --> 01:35:59,999 Good luck, whatever you are up to. 1672 01:35:59,999 --> 01:36:01,333 - Thanks. 1673 01:36:01,333 --> 01:36:04,033 - I hope you're not bumping off anyone. 1674 01:36:04,033 --> 01:36:04,866 - Why not? 1675 01:36:06,066 --> 01:36:08,066 - You're joking, chico. 1676 01:36:08,066 --> 01:36:09,066 - Maybe. 1677 01:36:09,066 --> 01:36:10,233 Be here at 10. 1678 01:38:24,133 --> 01:38:25,866 - Is that you, Jamie? 1679 01:38:27,233 --> 01:38:28,233 Is that you? 1680 01:38:42,799 --> 01:38:43,866 Hello, hello? 1681 01:38:45,133 --> 01:38:47,300 Hello, can anyone hear me? 1682 01:38:52,467 --> 01:38:53,699 Son of a bitch. 1683 01:38:54,766 --> 01:38:56,033 Jamie! 1684 01:38:56,033 --> 01:38:56,966 Jamie, op-- 1685 01:38:56,966 --> 01:38:58,467 Jamie, open the door. 1686 01:38:58,467 --> 01:38:59,666 Jamie, I know you're in there. 1687 01:38:59,666 --> 01:39:01,833 This is crazy, now open the door! 1688 01:39:01,833 --> 01:39:04,600 You can't have your mother this way, Jamie! 1689 01:39:04,600 --> 01:39:07,367 Goddamn it, Jamie, open the door! 1690 01:39:11,367 --> 01:39:12,999 - I'm sorry, I really don't believe you. 1691 01:39:12,999 --> 01:39:16,567 - Why don't you go see for yourself? 1692 01:39:16,567 --> 01:39:19,966 - Take your shoe off the couch, please. 1693 01:39:19,966 --> 01:39:20,999 If you believe this is so true, 1694 01:39:20,999 --> 01:39:22,166 then why didn't you just go 1695 01:39:22,166 --> 01:39:23,666 to the police yourself right away? 1696 01:39:23,666 --> 01:39:26,666 - I didn't want to risk my . 1697 01:39:26,666 --> 01:39:28,899 Look, lady, I don't-- 1698 01:39:28,899 --> 01:39:30,699 - Please come to the desk. 1699 01:39:30,699 --> 01:39:32,166 - Excuse me. 1700 01:39:32,166 --> 01:39:34,433 I've checked, Mrs. Simon, there is no Mr. Jorgeson here 1701 01:39:34,433 --> 01:39:38,833 at the hotel, and we have no reservation in his name. 1702 01:39:41,233 --> 01:39:42,300 - Oh. 1703 01:39:42,300 --> 01:39:44,300 - I can give you a ride. 1704 01:39:49,699 --> 01:39:51,066 - Help! 1705 01:39:51,066 --> 01:39:51,899 Help! 1706 01:39:52,899 --> 01:39:54,799 Can anyone here me out there? 1707 01:39:54,799 --> 01:39:56,133 Fire! 1708 01:39:56,133 --> 01:39:57,033 Help, fire! 1709 01:39:58,166 --> 01:39:58,999 Help! 1710 01:40:10,633 --> 01:40:11,833 Jamie? 1711 01:40:11,833 --> 01:40:14,367 Jamie, come on, open the door, Jamie. 1712 01:40:14,367 --> 01:40:16,699 Jamie, you're not a murderer, are you? 1713 01:40:16,699 --> 01:40:19,200 Come on, Jamie, open the door. 1714 01:40:21,567 --> 01:40:24,666 Jamie! 1715 01:40:24,666 --> 01:40:26,100 Let me in, Jamie! 1716 01:40:27,333 --> 01:40:29,100 Jamie, please, Jamie! 1717 01:40:31,233 --> 01:40:32,066 Jamie! 1718 01:40:39,866 --> 01:40:40,699 Jamie. 1719 01:40:45,633 --> 01:40:47,066 - You can't go in there, lady! 1720 01:40:47,066 --> 01:40:48,733 - Jamie! 1721 01:40:48,733 --> 01:40:50,266 Jamie! 1722 01:40:50,266 --> 01:40:51,100 Peter, oh! 1723 01:40:53,766 --> 01:40:55,933 Help me, please, someone. 1724 01:40:55,933 --> 01:40:56,766 Peter. 1725 01:40:56,766 --> 01:40:57,999 Jamie! 1726 01:40:57,999 --> 01:40:59,266 Jamie! 1727 01:40:59,266 --> 01:41:00,166 Jamie! 1728 01:41:03,600 --> 01:41:05,733 - Mommy, don't, don't! 1729 01:41:05,733 --> 01:41:07,699 - Jamie, Jamie! 1730 01:41:07,699 --> 01:41:08,933 Jamie! 1731 01:41:18,133 --> 01:41:19,033 - She's trapped! 1732 01:41:19,033 --> 01:41:20,367 We have get her. 1733 01:41:21,200 --> 01:41:22,633 - Mom, answer me! 1734 01:41:28,133 --> 01:41:28,966 Mom! 1735 01:41:33,567 --> 01:41:34,400 Help. 1736 01:41:36,100 --> 01:41:36,933 Help. 1737 01:41:39,233 --> 01:41:40,066 Help! 1738 01:41:44,500 --> 01:41:45,766 Help, somebody! 1739 01:41:53,367 --> 01:41:54,200 Help! 1740 01:41:58,899 --> 01:42:00,899 Somebody help my mother! 1741 01:42:03,966 --> 01:42:05,833 - His grandparents came yesterday, 1742 01:42:05,833 --> 01:42:08,567 but Jamie wouldn't see them. 1743 01:42:08,567 --> 01:42:11,667 He even stopped seeing Dr. Wilpert after one session. 1744 01:42:11,667 --> 01:42:12,933 - Yeah, I know. 1745 01:42:19,667 --> 01:42:23,933 - Are you going to stay around again all afternoon? 1746 01:42:25,533 --> 01:42:26,799 - I don't know. 1747 01:42:29,166 --> 01:42:33,033 - Why don't you stay away for a few weeks? 1748 01:42:33,033 --> 01:42:36,200 Give his wounds a little time to heal. 1749 01:42:39,000 --> 01:42:40,999 - My own wounds to heal. 1750 01:42:41,966 --> 01:42:42,799 Thanks.