1 00:00:09,209 --> 00:00:12,477 Narrator: Coming up, what's got joe all amped up... 2 00:00:12,479 --> 00:00:15,213 [ electricity zapping ] [ laughter ] 3 00:00:15,215 --> 00:00:17,816 ...Why is sal being put through the ringer... 4 00:00:17,818 --> 00:00:20,085 [ bell dinging ] 5 00:00:20,087 --> 00:00:22,354 -Yes, hon? -Move faster. 6 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:23,688 [ laughter ] 7 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:24,823 Narrator: ...And which losing joker 8 00:00:24,825 --> 00:00:27,760 Will bark up the wrong tree in tonight's punishment? 9 00:00:29,964 --> 00:00:31,997 [ laughter ] 10 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:35,968 Sal: Prepare for something amazing. 11 00:00:35,970 --> 00:00:37,102 Q: Hey, mustache, what's up? 12 00:00:37,104 --> 00:00:38,637 [ laughter ] 13 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:40,305 Murr: Like a boss! 14 00:00:40,307 --> 00:00:42,106 [ laughter ] 15 00:00:42,108 --> 00:00:44,777 Sal: I will never forgive you! 16 00:00:44,779 --> 00:00:46,845 Joe: Larry! 17 00:00:46,847 --> 00:00:48,246 [ laughter ] 18 00:00:48,248 --> 00:00:51,516 Joe: Mommy, there's way too many meats. 19 00:00:51,518 --> 00:00:53,251 Today, we're at sound on sound studios, 20 00:00:53,253 --> 00:00:55,587 Playing audio producers for a recording session. 21 00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:58,190 However, everything we "say" behind the glass 22 00:00:58,192 --> 00:00:59,924 Will actually be said by the other guys. 23 00:00:59,926 --> 00:01:02,126 And we'll just have to sit there and take ownership 24 00:01:02,128 --> 00:01:04,396 Of all the crazy things that they speak into that mic. 25 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:06,931 If it gets too tough for you, you cut the mic anytime. 26 00:01:06,933 --> 00:01:08,933 But if you do that, you lose. 27 00:01:08,935 --> 00:01:11,437 And then you live here. 28 00:01:14,875 --> 00:01:18,343 Sal looks like an audio engineer guy. Look at him. 29 00:01:18,345 --> 00:01:20,145 Here we go, guys. Hello, sir. How are you? 30 00:01:20,147 --> 00:01:21,546 Man: Hey, what's up? 31 00:01:21,548 --> 00:01:23,882 Can you kill your voice in here and just put them in headphones? 32 00:01:23,884 --> 00:01:25,417 -Nope. -Alright. 33 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:27,453 [ laughter ] 34 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:31,223 -Just reading one at a time? -Yes, sir. 35 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:32,825 Okay. Hey there, new york. 36 00:01:32,827 --> 00:01:34,759 Recycling is an easy and everyday way 37 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,028 To protect the environment. 38 00:01:36,030 --> 00:01:37,629 [ fart ] 39 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:38,831 Murr: He didn't hear it. Don't worry. 40 00:01:38,833 --> 00:01:40,298 But just so you know, that's what's about to come 41 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:42,501 Through the microphone. We turned it off. 42 00:01:42,503 --> 00:01:43,968 [ laughter ] 43 00:01:43,970 --> 00:01:45,437 Plus, it's the law. 44 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:46,839 [ fart ] 45 00:01:46,841 --> 00:01:48,106 Excuse -- excuse. 46 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,109 [ laughter ] 47 00:01:51,912 --> 00:01:54,779 These mics pick up everything. I'm sorry about that. 48 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:56,849 -It's a real hotbox in here. -Yeah, I hear you. 49 00:01:56,851 --> 00:01:58,717 [ laughter ] 50 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:00,719 Cutting down trees and mining for materials 51 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:02,054 Requires tons of energy. 52 00:02:02,056 --> 00:02:04,389 Okay, wayne, can you go super flamboyant? 53 00:02:04,391 --> 00:02:06,925 Okay. [ laughter ] 54 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:09,394 The department of sanitation provides an in-depth list 55 00:02:09,396 --> 00:02:11,329 Of recyclable materials on their website. 56 00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:13,465 [ laughter ] 57 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:14,999 You want the last line? -Yes, sir. 58 00:02:15,001 --> 00:02:18,002 Super flamboyant or just regular? 59 00:02:18,004 --> 00:02:19,071 -Regular's fine. -Okay. 60 00:02:19,073 --> 00:02:20,472 [ laughing ] I thought you were going to say super. 61 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:22,074 -Together, let's clean -- -super. 62 00:02:22,076 --> 00:02:24,676 Okay. 63 00:02:24,678 --> 00:02:26,879 Together, let's clean up the streets of new york 64 00:02:26,881 --> 00:02:29,081 Because we're all walking here. 65 00:02:29,083 --> 00:02:31,349 [ laughter ] 66 00:02:31,351 --> 00:02:32,817 What can you compost? 67 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:35,687 Fruits, veggie scraps, tea bags. 68 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:38,557 [ giggles ] tea bag? 69 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:40,559 [ giggles ] 70 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:42,494 [ sighs ] go again. 71 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:43,628 What can you compost? 72 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:46,030 Fruits, veggie scraps, tea bags. 73 00:02:46,032 --> 00:02:48,901 [ laughs ] 74 00:02:48,903 --> 00:02:50,903 Oh, god. Tea bags. 75 00:02:50,905 --> 00:02:52,771 I'm sorry. Go again. 76 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:56,441 What can you compost? Fruits, veggie scraps, tea bags. 77 00:02:56,443 --> 00:02:58,410 [ laughs ] 78 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:05,450 I'm never gonna not laugh. -No problem. 79 00:03:05,452 --> 00:03:07,051 'cause it's balls. 80 00:03:07,053 --> 00:03:09,021 [ laughter ] 81 00:03:10,457 --> 00:03:11,856 Wait. Just quick question. 82 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:14,259 Is the sound of my ankle bracelet beeping 83 00:03:14,261 --> 00:03:16,061 Coming through there or not? 84 00:03:16,063 --> 00:03:17,329 I don't hear it. 85 00:03:17,331 --> 00:03:19,064 You definitely heard the farts, though? 86 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:20,665 A little bit. 87 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:22,634 [ laughter ] 88 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,403 I'm begging for mercy. 89 00:03:25,405 --> 00:03:26,939 [ ding! ] 90 00:03:26,941 --> 00:03:29,207 [ laughter ] 91 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,610 Joe: Brian quinn, the cowboy, has showed up. 92 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:33,545 Q forgot a hat today, he had bad hair, 93 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,614 And he asked our art department what they had, 94 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:37,950 And this is what they had. -I mean, I could go just mess. 95 00:03:37,952 --> 00:03:39,551 -No, no, no, no, no. Keep it on. -No, no, no, no, no. 96 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:40,953 This is perfect for your character, buddy. 97 00:03:40,955 --> 00:03:42,487 [ laughs ] 98 00:03:42,489 --> 00:03:44,556 -Here we go. -Hi. 99 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:46,291 I say, I say, I say hello there. 100 00:03:46,293 --> 00:03:47,960 I say hello there. I say hello. 101 00:03:47,962 --> 00:03:48,961 [ chuckles ] 102 00:03:48,963 --> 00:03:51,163 [ laughter ] 103 00:03:51,165 --> 00:03:53,298 Am I going just straight down from the top? 104 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:54,767 L-l-let's do number two. 105 00:03:54,769 --> 00:03:56,101 Let's do take number two when you're ready, then. 106 00:03:56,103 --> 00:03:57,836 Take two, number two when you're ready, then. 107 00:03:57,838 --> 00:04:00,105 [ laughter ] 108 00:04:00,107 --> 00:04:02,907 If I may, could you please join me over here? 109 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:04,777 [ laughter ] 110 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:07,446 Go ahead. You talk now, q. 111 00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:09,714 [ laughter ] 112 00:04:09,716 --> 00:04:11,583 [ laughs ] 113 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:15,387 You -- you -- you -- are you ready for -- 114 00:04:15,389 --> 00:04:19,057 Are you ready for some tags and them there pickup lines? 115 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:20,325 Let's roll. 116 00:04:20,327 --> 00:04:22,294 [ laughter and applause ] 117 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:24,929 I want to hear you try. 118 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:26,064 [ laughing ] I'll try. I'll try. 119 00:04:26,066 --> 00:04:28,266 [ laughter ] 120 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,935 I say, I say... 121 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:32,204 You [bleep] idiot. 122 00:04:32,206 --> 00:04:34,206 Excuse me. Excuse me, there. Excuse me. 123 00:04:34,208 --> 00:04:35,540 Take two for you. Take two. 124 00:04:35,542 --> 00:04:38,010 Recycle hoy to save mañana. 125 00:04:38,012 --> 00:04:40,612 Now, now, now, let me hear you do that line 126 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:42,614 This time as frankenstein. 127 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,883 [ snickers ] [ laughs ] 128 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:46,551 You -- I'm trying. 129 00:04:46,553 --> 00:04:50,955 Recycle... Hoy... To save... Mañana. 130 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:52,424 [ laughter ] 131 00:04:52,426 --> 00:04:54,793 I'm just going to check with the client one second. 132 00:04:56,163 --> 00:04:58,230 No, no, no. Just 'cause she can't hear, 133 00:04:58,232 --> 00:04:59,231 I just need a break. 134 00:04:59,233 --> 00:05:01,834 [ laughter ] 135 00:05:01,836 --> 00:05:03,168 Always remember to reduce -- 136 00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:06,104 Oh! Oh [bleep] shit! My toe! 137 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:07,706 Keep going. Keep going. 138 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:10,308 God damn! I stubbed my [bleep] toe. 139 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,844 Keep reading the copy. [bleep] sorry. 140 00:05:11,846 --> 00:05:13,445 Excuse me, excuse me. God bless. 141 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:16,314 Always remember to reduce, reuse, and recycle. 142 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,982 [ laughter ] 143 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:20,585 How did I stub my toe while I'm sitting down? 144 00:05:20,587 --> 00:05:23,788 [ ding! ] [ laughter ] 145 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:24,989 Joe: Alright, murr. Here we go. 146 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:26,658 My ma looks like a disc jockey. 147 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:29,461 This request goes out to robert from poughkeepsie. 148 00:05:29,463 --> 00:05:31,396 [ laughter ] 149 00:05:31,398 --> 00:05:34,599 Here we go. Hi. How are you? 150 00:05:34,601 --> 00:05:36,468 Hi. How are you? I'm shannon. 151 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:38,002 Shannon, james. Pleasure to meet you. 152 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:40,138 Thanks for your help today. -Yeah, nice to meet you, james. 153 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:42,006 And don't worry. It's okay your late. 154 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:44,543 -Ooh! I like it already. -Wow. 155 00:05:44,545 --> 00:05:46,411 Murr, put your lips up there. 156 00:05:46,413 --> 00:05:48,213 We'll probably end up taking it a bunch of different ways. 157 00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:49,614 Perfect. 158 00:05:49,616 --> 00:05:52,751 Also, murr, that acting is terrible. Just stay stagnant. 159 00:05:52,753 --> 00:05:54,419 You're like a [bleep] marionette. 160 00:05:54,421 --> 00:05:55,687 Okay, I'm ready whenever you are. 161 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:58,490 -I was born ready. -Okay. [ chuckles ] 162 00:05:58,492 --> 00:05:59,691 Hey there, new york. 163 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,025 Sorry. Not ready. Hold on. 164 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:03,161 -Oh, okay. -[ laughs ] 165 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:04,629 Come on. 166 00:06:04,631 --> 00:06:07,700 I think we're just going to take the second line by itself. 167 00:06:07,702 --> 00:06:09,101 Okay, sounds good. 168 00:06:09,103 --> 00:06:10,569 Hold the paper a little lower, too, please. 169 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:11,904 You're putting it right by the microphone, 170 00:06:11,906 --> 00:06:13,572 And that's the thing that captures sound. 171 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:16,441 [ laughter ] 172 00:06:16,443 --> 00:06:17,576 My god. 173 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:21,045 Always remember to reduce, reuse, and recycle. 174 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:23,181 Q: One note. One note. 175 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:25,049 Get angry, mother [bleep] 176 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:25,984 Little more intense? 177 00:06:25,986 --> 00:06:28,052 -Angry! -Angry? 178 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:30,655 Some mother [bleep] out there ain't recycling, 179 00:06:30,657 --> 00:06:32,457 And it pisses you off. 180 00:06:32,459 --> 00:06:34,659 Shut the [bleep] up and recycle. 181 00:06:34,661 --> 00:06:36,861 Sal: Excellent. I mean, kick my taint, that was good. 182 00:06:36,863 --> 00:06:38,062 Okay. 183 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:40,865 [ laughter ] 184 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:42,735 [ ding! ] 185 00:06:44,271 --> 00:06:47,139 Murr: Alright, buddy, here we go. 186 00:06:47,141 --> 00:06:50,408 Hey, hello there. I say, I say I also have this voice. 187 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,544 What's up, man? 188 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:54,879 [ laughter ] 189 00:06:54,881 --> 00:06:56,214 Come on. 190 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:59,284 Shay, could you do me a favor and deliver this to joe, please? 191 00:06:59,286 --> 00:07:02,554 Here it is, joe. -There it is, joey. 192 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:03,956 [ chuckles ] 193 00:07:03,958 --> 00:07:05,557 Alright, and I'm ready to go, here. 194 00:07:05,559 --> 00:07:08,693 Ha! Got the cowboy hat. Let's get it. 195 00:07:08,695 --> 00:07:09,694 Sal: You sure you can do this? 196 00:07:09,696 --> 00:07:11,229 I'm going to try. 197 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:12,431 Alrighty, start when you want. 198 00:07:12,433 --> 00:07:14,699 Recycling saves the planet. 199 00:07:14,701 --> 00:07:18,036 I say, I say, I say, I say daddy liked! 200 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:20,639 [ laughter ] 201 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:21,840 Say that one more time. 202 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:23,776 I said daddy like. 203 00:07:23,778 --> 00:07:26,845 -How are you so bad at this? -'cause it's in my head now. 204 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:28,313 Get a gravel. 205 00:07:28,315 --> 00:07:30,282 [ all speaking indistinctly ] 206 00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:37,255 Whenever you guys are ready to jump back in, 207 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:38,657 We could get this going. 208 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:40,659 [ laughter and applause ] 209 00:07:42,463 --> 00:07:43,862 I'm sorry, joe. 210 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:45,197 -Sorry about that. -It's all good. 211 00:07:45,199 --> 00:07:47,800 Got kicked in the head by a mule about 14 years old, 212 00:07:47,802 --> 00:07:50,268 And it stays with me. -That explains a lot. 213 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:52,070 [ laughter ] 214 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:53,472 -Do it again. -Okay. 215 00:07:53,474 --> 00:07:56,608 Mother nature recycles, and her children should, too. 216 00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:58,543 Joe, you're going to start getting electrocuted 217 00:07:58,545 --> 00:08:00,144 By that board in front of you. 218 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:02,014 [ laughter ] 219 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:10,655 Sal: Joe, you're going to start getting electrocuted 220 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:11,991 By that board in front of you. 221 00:08:11,993 --> 00:08:14,793 [ laughter ] let's recycle, 222 00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:17,262 Because what you've got is not waste. 223 00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:20,131 [ electricity zapping ] 224 00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:22,133 [ laughter ] 225 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:24,536 I'm sorry. I electrocuted myself. 226 00:08:24,538 --> 00:08:28,007 -Don't laugh, you [bleep] -I'm sorry. I'm trying. 227 00:08:28,009 --> 00:08:29,274 When you're ready. 228 00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:31,743 [ electricity zapping ] 229 00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:34,279 Help new york city clean up its act. 230 00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:36,481 [ electricity zapping ] 231 00:08:36,483 --> 00:08:39,484 My biscuits are burning. 232 00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:42,353 [ laughter ] 233 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:45,290 Excuse me, excuse me. Must be a live wire out here. 234 00:08:45,292 --> 00:08:47,893 [ electricity zapping ] 235 00:08:47,895 --> 00:08:49,561 Oh, shiver me timbers! 236 00:08:49,563 --> 00:08:51,496 [ electricity zapping ] 237 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:52,898 Heavens to murgatroyd. 238 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:55,834 [ laughter ] 239 00:08:55,836 --> 00:08:58,169 Alright, that's enough of this stupid -- alright. 240 00:08:58,171 --> 00:09:00,972 [ laughter ] 241 00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:01,907 That's what got him? 242 00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:04,043 [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] 243 00:09:04,045 --> 00:09:05,911 Narrator: Due to an electrical issue, 244 00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:09,581 Joe is first up on the loser board. 245 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:11,516 Today, we're out shopping with our wives 246 00:09:11,518 --> 00:09:13,118 At morton williams on the west end. 247 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:16,255 Not real wives, just wives that'll be playing them on tv. 248 00:09:16,257 --> 00:09:18,990 While shopping with these paid pretend wives, 249 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:20,525 We've got to do and say what we're told. 250 00:09:20,527 --> 00:09:21,993 If you refuse to do or say anything, 251 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:24,063 You lose and get divorced to your fake wife. 252 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,934 Murr: Sal, your wife, once again, is kim, 253 00:09:28,936 --> 00:09:30,602 One of our comedy producers, 254 00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:31,470 It's nice that you guys stayed together 255 00:09:31,472 --> 00:09:32,871 After all this time. 256 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:34,806 Back at it, husband and wife. Q: Alright, bud, 257 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:37,142 When somebody walks by you guys, I want you to stop them, 258 00:09:37,144 --> 00:09:38,744 But, like, excited, like, "hey!" 259 00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:40,479 -Hey! -Isn't that, uh... 260 00:09:40,481 --> 00:09:41,546 Q: Honey, isn't this the woman 261 00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:43,548 That called you a goblin in spin class? 262 00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:46,017 Is this the woman that called you a goblin in spin class? 263 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:49,888 Oh, yeah. [ laughter ] 264 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:51,356 Yeah, was that you? 265 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:53,492 Oh, but you seem nice, but you looked like the person 266 00:09:53,494 --> 00:09:55,827 Who called her a goblin, 'cause to be honest. 267 00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:58,363 She's no goblin. 268 00:09:58,365 --> 00:10:00,366 [ laughter ] 269 00:10:02,569 --> 00:10:04,903 I live three blocks away. I'm in here all the time. 270 00:10:04,905 --> 00:10:06,037 -Kim, "how do you know her?" -how do you know her? 271 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:07,238 How do you know her? I don't know her. 272 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,840 I don't know her. Like, I just come in here. 273 00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:10,175 I would love if the two of you 274 00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:12,043 Explained to me how you know each other. 275 00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:13,512 [ laughter ] 276 00:10:13,514 --> 00:10:14,913 No, go ahead. Explain. 277 00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:16,848 No, I mean, I come in here a lot. 278 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,383 We live three blocks away. That's what I'm trying to tell you. 279 00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:19,584 Kim, take your earrings off. 280 00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:23,788 -You know what? -No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 281 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:27,192 -She looks like your ex. -No, she's not my ex. 282 00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:29,227 [ laughter ] 283 00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:32,931 So, kim, you have that thing I gave you in your purse? 284 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:34,333 -Mm-hmm. -Go to the other side 285 00:10:34,335 --> 00:10:35,934 Of the deli counter there. 286 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:36,935 Start ringing the bell. 287 00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:39,738 Sal, run to her. She needs you. 288 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:41,674 [ bell dinging ] 289 00:10:43,344 --> 00:10:45,544 Babe? I heard you ring the bell. 290 00:10:45,546 --> 00:10:47,146 I can't reach this. Get this off the top. 291 00:10:47,148 --> 00:10:49,348 I can't reach that. Can you get it? 292 00:10:49,350 --> 00:10:52,151 [ laughter ] 293 00:10:52,153 --> 00:10:54,186 [ bell dinging ] 294 00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:58,423 -Yes, hon? -Move faster. 295 00:10:58,425 --> 00:11:00,759 [ laughter ] 296 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,694 Ring the bell on his face. Tell him to go away. 297 00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:05,030 [ bell dinging ] go away. Go away. Go away. 298 00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:06,832 -Sal, go away. -Go away. 299 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,734 [ laughter ] 300 00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:13,104 Ring the bell again. 301 00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:14,973 Sal, come tearing around the corner. 302 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:16,842 [ bell dinging ] 303 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:18,977 Babe, my pants. 304 00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:21,780 Check the date on that. 305 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:24,383 [ ding! ] [ laughter ] 306 00:11:24,385 --> 00:11:26,117 Joe: Oh, you guys are a cute couple. Thanks. 307 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:28,187 Our friend phoebe helping us out. That's nice. 308 00:11:28,189 --> 00:11:29,721 You guys should just hold hands and not let go. 309 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:31,056 Thank you. 310 00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:32,657 Excuse me. Sorry. Sorry. 311 00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:35,260 Oh. -I'm sorry. 312 00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:38,930 [ laughter ] 313 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:41,266 Oh! [ laughs ] 314 00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:42,734 -So in love. -We're newlyweds. 315 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:45,470 I'm not letting her go. You know what I'm saying, guys? 316 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:46,938 Oh, go under. 317 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,874 Limbo, limbo. I'm not letting her go. Limbo, limbo. 318 00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,542 [ both laugh ] 319 00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:52,477 [ laughter ] 320 00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:55,080 Murr, you guys are discussing adoption. 321 00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:55,947 -Okay. -Okay. 322 00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:57,616 She wants to adopt a baby. 323 00:11:57,618 --> 00:12:01,019 You want to adopt an 18-year-old girl. 324 00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:03,422 Try and get someone to agree with you, murray. 325 00:12:03,424 --> 00:12:05,424 Can I ask your opinion or something? 326 00:12:05,426 --> 00:12:06,491 Sure. 327 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:08,026 My wife and I, we're having this debate. 328 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:09,360 We're going to adopt a kid. 329 00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:11,096 She wants, like, a little baby, right. 330 00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:13,298 I want to adopt an 18-year-old girl. 331 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:15,366 [ laughter ] 332 00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:16,835 There's something off about that, right? 333 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,037 There's nothing off about it. 334 00:12:18,039 --> 00:12:20,371 -She's an adult. -She still needs love. 335 00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:22,341 [ laughter ] 336 00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,246 You get my side, right? 337 00:12:27,248 --> 00:12:29,648 18 months, 18 years -- there's no difference. 338 00:12:29,650 --> 00:12:31,016 Well, it's a girl. 339 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,987 -She -- -she drove in. 340 00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,523 -You adopted? -Thank you. 341 00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:42,928 We'll get the baby. We'll get the baby. 342 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,263 -Yeah, it's hard. It's hard. -We'll get the baby. 343 00:12:44,265 --> 00:12:46,798 But we're going to have steak tonight. 344 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,267 -Deal. -Okay, deal. 345 00:12:48,269 --> 00:12:50,869 [ ding! ] [ laughter ] 346 00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,271 Okay, so this is it. 347 00:12:52,273 --> 00:12:54,473 Joe, this is your wife for the challenge. 348 00:12:54,475 --> 00:12:56,141 Jonna, one of our comedy producers. 349 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,409 Love jonna. She's great. 350 00:12:57,411 --> 00:12:59,210 -Joey, uh... -Yes, pal? 351 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:01,680 ...Something's different. 352 00:13:01,682 --> 00:13:03,615 Something looks just -- what is it? 353 00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:06,217 I can't figure it out. Is it the eyes? 354 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:08,687 Sal: Joe, have you been working on a difficult court case? 355 00:13:08,689 --> 00:13:10,155 [ laughter ] 356 00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:12,491 You're a grizzled cop still chasing down that suspect 357 00:13:12,493 --> 00:13:13,892 Everybody thinks he's innocent. 358 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,160 Does bessy like it, or no? 359 00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:16,428 She's the only person that doesn't. 360 00:13:16,430 --> 00:13:17,896 Well, today, bessy's not your wife. 361 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:20,231 Jonna is, so... 362 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:22,101 -Okay, so let's get into it. -Yeah, okay. 363 00:13:22,103 --> 00:13:25,437 Call each other daddy and mommy. See if anybody notices. 364 00:13:25,439 --> 00:13:28,173 Mommy, they get two types of quiches -- seafood and spinach. 365 00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:30,842 -Ooh, daddy. Spinach. -Spinach. 366 00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:32,043 Murr: He's just looking. [ laughter ] 367 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:33,244 -Daddy? -Yes, mommy? 368 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,846 -Bruschetta. -Throw it over here, mommy. 369 00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:35,914 We'll put it right in the basket. 370 00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,048 Jonna: You got it, daddy. 371 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,984 [ laughter ] 372 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:41,987 Daddy, four-cheese ravioli or gluten-free? 373 00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:43,522 Mommy, four-cheese all day, all night. 374 00:13:43,524 --> 00:13:44,790 Yes, daddy. 375 00:13:44,792 --> 00:13:47,192 [ laughter ] 376 00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:48,994 Oh, but, mommy, you could get a gnocchi. 377 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:51,863 Ooh, daddy, yes, a gnocchi. 378 00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:55,134 [ laughter ] ooh, yes. 379 00:13:55,136 --> 00:13:56,668 Mommy, there's way too many meats. 380 00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:58,269 Daddy, just pick whatever you want. 381 00:13:58,271 --> 00:13:59,738 Well, mommy, there's a couple mixes. 382 00:13:59,740 --> 00:14:02,341 -Yes, daddy, yes. -Okay, I'll mix it, mommy. 383 00:14:02,343 --> 00:14:03,608 -Mix it. Mix it. Yes. -Mommy, I'll mix it up, mommy. 384 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,811 I'll mix it up. Citarella, mommy? 385 00:14:05,813 --> 00:14:07,278 Yes, daddy. 386 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,280 [ laughter ] 387 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:11,150 Why does it not get old? 388 00:14:11,152 --> 00:14:14,285 Murr: You know, what I need is a mommy-and-daddy fight. 389 00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:15,554 Mm, I want black olives, daddy. 390 00:14:15,556 --> 00:14:17,756 Mommy, I want to do green olives. 391 00:14:17,758 --> 00:14:19,624 Well, daddy, I want black olives. 392 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:20,892 Mommy, we need the green olives. 393 00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:22,093 You know no one eats the black olives. 394 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,562 Why does it always have to be what daddy wants? 395 00:14:23,564 --> 00:14:25,364 Because, mommy, that's the way it goes. 396 00:14:25,366 --> 00:14:27,632 Q: Dude, the whole area's listening. 397 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:28,967 Joe: Everyone knows you pick a green olive. 398 00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,169 Who does a black-olive martini? 399 00:14:30,171 --> 00:14:31,903 Guys, say "mommy" and "daddy" at the same time. 400 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:32,904 One, two, three. 401 00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:34,039 -Mommy. -Daddy. 402 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:36,307 [ laughter ] 403 00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:37,709 I don't want to fight. I'll get both. Fine. 404 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:40,179 [ ding! ] [ laughter ] 405 00:14:40,181 --> 00:14:41,713 Joe: Let's send in q's wife. 406 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,448 I don't know what's going on. 407 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:44,383 There she is. There she is. 408 00:14:45,786 --> 00:14:47,586 Murr: Oh, my god! 409 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,659 Joe: Let's send in q's wife. 410 00:14:53,661 --> 00:14:55,727 I don't know what's going on. 411 00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:57,463 There she is. There she is. 412 00:14:57,465 --> 00:14:59,531 Murr: Oh, my god! 413 00:14:59,533 --> 00:15:01,533 [ laughter and applause ] 414 00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:04,936 Jameela jamil. 415 00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:06,071 You all know jameela jamil, 416 00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,006 Host of "the misery index" on tbs. 417 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,407 Yeah, q's better half. 418 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,409 I'm here to [bleep] up your day. 419 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,345 [ laughter ] 420 00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:15,147 Welcome to the party, jameela. 421 00:15:15,149 --> 00:15:17,149 [ laughter ] 422 00:15:17,151 --> 00:15:18,684 Q, start talking to this guy about the knicks. 423 00:15:18,686 --> 00:15:20,018 Alright. 424 00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:22,821 I'm still just waiting for my wife's order, so... 425 00:15:22,823 --> 00:15:23,822 You know what I'm really about? 426 00:15:23,824 --> 00:15:25,623 Like, how those knicks doing this season? 427 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,225 You know what I mean? Not too good. 428 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,494 Jameela, walk over and say, 429 00:15:28,496 --> 00:15:29,761 "he's not talking to you about the knicks, is he?" 430 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:31,830 What are you doing? What are you doing? 431 00:15:31,832 --> 00:15:33,499 You talking about the knicks? -It's what he does. 432 00:15:33,501 --> 00:15:35,901 -I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. -Don't apologize, please. 433 00:15:35,903 --> 00:15:37,703 No, no, this is a thing that he does. 434 00:15:37,705 --> 00:15:38,970 He's trying to steal your wallet. 435 00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,638 Please, can you just check for your wallet? 436 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,608 [ laughter ] 437 00:15:43,844 --> 00:15:44,776 This is my husband. 438 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,311 He doesn't care about the knicks. 439 00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:48,246 [ laughter ] 440 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:50,315 Please just make sure you have all of your belongings, sir. 441 00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:51,649 I'm so sorry. 442 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,519 [ laughter ] 443 00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:57,455 Oh, fantastic. 444 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:58,790 Great work, jameela. 445 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,658 We're going to do something with the purse. 446 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:03,195 Q, we want jameela to hand it off to you, 447 00:16:03,197 --> 00:16:04,530 And when she does, 448 00:16:04,532 --> 00:16:06,332 We want you to just immediately throw it on the floor. 449 00:16:06,334 --> 00:16:07,999 Oh, you know what? I need some cake. 450 00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,401 I need some cake. Take my bag. 451 00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:10,969 Drop it. 452 00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:14,206 [ laughter ] 453 00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:15,941 -What are you doing? -No, I know, I know but I -- 454 00:16:15,943 --> 00:16:17,543 Throwing my stuff on the floor. 455 00:16:17,545 --> 00:16:19,144 -Women don't respect -- -take my bag. 456 00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:20,879 Women don't respect men. 457 00:16:20,881 --> 00:16:22,280 [ joe laughs ] 458 00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,349 Just hold my bag so I can go get you a cake. 459 00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:26,151 You wouldn't respect a man that holds a bag. 460 00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:29,087 I already don't respect you. Just hold my bag. 461 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:31,223 But this is how I'll regain your respect back, baby. 462 00:16:31,225 --> 00:16:32,824 I'm sorry. How are you -- 463 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:35,827 Will you stop dropping my bag on the floor? 464 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:36,828 What's the matter with you? 465 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,964 Okay, okay, okay. Baby, I just -- 466 00:16:38,966 --> 00:16:40,031 [ laughter ] 467 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:42,634 She just went like this. "wow." 468 00:16:42,636 --> 00:16:44,436 Murr: Can we just say how lovely it is 469 00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:45,971 Having jameela on set today? 470 00:16:45,973 --> 00:16:48,506 Far more talented than the four of us. 471 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,376 [ laughter ] 472 00:16:50,378 --> 00:16:52,578 I'd love for you to try to do a little pda, 473 00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:55,581 And, jameela, just reject every single ounce of it. 474 00:16:55,583 --> 00:16:57,182 [ laughter ] 475 00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:58,584 Hey, baby, we figure out what we're getting? 476 00:16:58,586 --> 00:17:00,718 Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. 477 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,588 [ laughter ] 478 00:17:03,657 --> 00:17:05,391 Oh, baby, look, giant beans. 479 00:17:05,393 --> 00:17:07,059 Oh, my god. They're so big. Hey. 480 00:17:07,061 --> 00:17:10,462 -I found the garlic, baby. -Hey. Hey. 481 00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:11,797 Q, go in for a kiss. 482 00:17:11,799 --> 00:17:14,399 Baby, look, iced tea. [ smooching ] 483 00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:15,801 Have you ever had -- -don't. 484 00:17:15,803 --> 00:17:18,336 Please, can you just -- please, can you just -- 485 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:19,605 -Hey, babes. -Hey. 486 00:17:19,607 --> 00:17:21,206 [ laughter ] 487 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,809 Can we just shop, please, once without you mauling me? 488 00:17:23,811 --> 00:17:26,211 [ ding! ] [ laughter and applause ] 489 00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:29,147 It's happily ever after for everyone but joe. 490 00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:31,749 He's tonight's big loser. 491 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:34,019 Oh, my god, we are starting season 9 492 00:17:34,021 --> 00:17:37,155 With a joe gatto punishment. -I'm getting it out of the way. 493 00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:39,491 Buddy, you're working today at buddy's dog den 494 00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:40,758 For your punishment. -That's right, 495 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,294 And when people come to pick up their pets today, 496 00:17:42,296 --> 00:17:44,362 You're going to have to tell them that, earlier in the day -- 497 00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:46,764 I'm always in trouble when he can't get the line out. 498 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,700 You need to tell them that, earlier in the day, 499 00:17:48,702 --> 00:17:50,368 There was an incident... -An incident? 500 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:51,637 ...Between your dog and their dog. 501 00:17:51,639 --> 00:17:54,306 -You want to know what that is? -It's not good. 502 00:17:54,308 --> 00:17:57,042 Your dog made the sex with their dog. 503 00:17:57,044 --> 00:17:59,445 Yeah, yeah. Knickknack paddywhack. 504 00:17:59,447 --> 00:18:00,712 -My dog gave them a bone? -Your dog gave them a bone. 505 00:18:00,714 --> 00:18:02,580 [ laughter ] 506 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,717 So this is my dog? This is my dog here? 507 00:18:05,719 --> 00:18:07,853 Sal: That's your dog right now. That is the repeat offender. 508 00:18:07,855 --> 00:18:10,922 -That's frank. That's frank. -Hi, frank. Good boy. 509 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:13,659 Q: He looks like he's relaxed and post-coitus. 510 00:18:13,661 --> 00:18:15,793 All frank needs is a smoking jacket and a cigar. 511 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:18,130 [ chuckles ] you'll notice a book on the desk. 512 00:18:18,132 --> 00:18:19,998 That's an incident-report book. 513 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,333 Q: Don't open it. Don't open it. 514 00:18:21,335 --> 00:18:23,802 [ laughs ] you'll open that when the customer comes in. 515 00:18:23,804 --> 00:18:26,404 -Here you go, boys. -Oh, this is going to be great. 516 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:28,406 -Here we go. -[ laughs ] 517 00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:30,275 Here about to pick up that little brooklyn girl. 518 00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,477 Brooklyn girl? 519 00:18:31,479 --> 00:18:33,345 There was something I wanted to talk to you 520 00:18:33,347 --> 00:18:35,413 About brooklyn, actually. 521 00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:38,416 This is, uh -- this is my dog, frank, here. 522 00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:40,152 Murr: Oh. Oh. 523 00:18:40,154 --> 00:18:42,087 My dog [bleep] your dog. 524 00:18:42,089 --> 00:18:44,490 Oh! [ laughter ] 525 00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,197 This is my dog, frank, here. 526 00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:54,933 Murr: Oh. Oh. 527 00:18:54,935 --> 00:18:57,536 My dog [bleep] your dog. 528 00:18:57,538 --> 00:18:59,538 [ laughter and applause ] 529 00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:02,541 So this is the report. 530 00:19:02,543 --> 00:19:03,876 Is that what you're telling me? 531 00:19:03,878 --> 00:19:05,610 Yeah, you know, it talks you through the whole thing there. 532 00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:08,146 We have fake incident reports with diagrams, 533 00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:10,482 And we marked where the places were affected. 534 00:19:10,484 --> 00:19:12,417 "on Wednesday, the staff member, joe, 535 00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:17,622 Witnessed frank laying metaphorical pipe on brooklyn. 536 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,491 -You're a big dude, man -yeah, he's a big dude. 537 00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:20,893 He is actually. 538 00:19:20,895 --> 00:19:23,428 [ laughter ] 539 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:24,763 Hi. Come on. Come on, brooklyn. 540 00:19:24,765 --> 00:19:26,831 There you go. There you go. 541 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:29,134 Hi, little one. -Look at the dog. 542 00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:35,908 Oh! [ laughter ] 543 00:19:35,910 --> 00:19:37,309 Oh, my god. 544 00:19:37,311 --> 00:19:38,377 He did what we thought, is, like, 545 00:19:38,379 --> 00:19:39,978 He put his hands on his head, and he left. 546 00:19:41,382 --> 00:19:43,248 Hi, babe. What's your dog's name? 547 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,849 Sonny. 548 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,919 -Oh! -Oh! 549 00:19:46,921 --> 00:19:48,186 [ laughing ] here we go. 550 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:49,722 Okay, hold on. 551 00:19:50,991 --> 00:19:52,524 This is my dog, frank. Here's the thing 552 00:19:52,526 --> 00:19:55,059 About frank and sonny. They had, a little earlier -- 553 00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:56,728 I just want to tell you -- 554 00:19:56,730 --> 00:19:58,196 No, he didn't get hurt. Sonny's great. 555 00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:01,133 My dog mounted your dog to completion. 556 00:20:01,135 --> 00:20:03,335 So my dog -- 557 00:20:03,337 --> 00:20:06,538 My dog mounted your dog to completion. 558 00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:09,007 [ laughter ] 559 00:20:09,009 --> 00:20:11,009 He's small, I know, but he's alright. 560 00:20:11,011 --> 00:20:14,947 -Read the incident report. -These are the areas of concern. 561 00:20:14,949 --> 00:20:16,548 Uh, mo-- 562 00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:19,752 So it was mostly kissing. 563 00:20:19,754 --> 00:20:21,419 But then there was some butt stuff. 564 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,555 [ laughter ] 565 00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:25,290 Yeah, you got sonny? Yeah, hi, booboo. 566 00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:26,158 Here you go. 567 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,760 You okay? 568 00:20:28,762 --> 00:20:30,562 No, no, no. You keep that. No, no, no. 569 00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:32,164 This is not a bordello, ma'am. 570 00:20:32,166 --> 00:20:34,032 We can't accept that 571 00:20:34,034 --> 00:20:35,834 Because of the interaction that happened. 572 00:20:35,836 --> 00:20:37,302 This is not a bordello. 573 00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:39,304 [ laughter ] 574 00:20:41,041 --> 00:20:43,241 Hi. How are you doing? -Hi. Here to pick up roxy. 575 00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:44,643 You're here to pick up roxy? Great. 576 00:20:44,645 --> 00:20:46,911 -Roxy. -It's a female dog. 577 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:49,447 I got an incident report here for you. 578 00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:50,983 Take a look at. -What happened? 579 00:20:50,985 --> 00:20:52,384 Sal: Things got conjugal. 580 00:20:53,788 --> 00:20:55,654 Things got conjugal. 581 00:20:55,656 --> 00:20:57,589 [ laughter ] 582 00:20:57,591 --> 00:21:00,525 My dog, frank, here, made romantic with roxy. 583 00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:02,594 -Is she okay? -She's fine. She's fine, yeah. 584 00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:05,664 Oh, really? Okay. 585 00:21:05,666 --> 00:21:08,066 Joe, read the incident report. 586 00:21:08,068 --> 00:21:10,335 "I was eating lunch when the event occurred. 587 00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:13,005 My appetizer had some zucchini sticks. 588 00:21:13,007 --> 00:21:16,941 That was around the time that frank began 589 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:20,412 To [bleep] the entry area of roxy. 590 00:21:20,414 --> 00:21:22,414 [ laughing ] oh! 591 00:21:22,416 --> 00:21:25,417 And as I finished up the sticks, more and more -- 592 00:21:25,419 --> 00:21:29,021 Then my main dish here, the mushroom ragu bucatini, 593 00:21:29,023 --> 00:21:31,289 Frank mounted -- you know, mounted the bitch. 594 00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:34,158 And then by the time I'd reached dessert... 595 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,495 -Joe's turning red. -[ laughs ] 596 00:21:37,031 --> 00:21:38,497 It was a delicious eclair. 597 00:21:38,499 --> 00:21:41,033 Frank was finishing his own dessert, yeah. 598 00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:45,437 [ laughter ] he ate through the whole... 599 00:21:45,439 --> 00:21:48,640 There's beautiful roxy. There you go. 600 00:21:48,642 --> 00:21:49,974 [ laughter ] 601 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:51,510 She's just like, "alright, my dog was..." 602 00:21:51,512 --> 00:21:53,778 -Schtupped. -[ chuckles ] 603 00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:54,779 -Hi. -Hi. 604 00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:56,114 -Who you picking up? -Rio. 605 00:21:56,116 --> 00:21:59,251 Great. And then, what was your name? I'm oliver. 606 00:21:59,253 --> 00:22:00,719 -Who you picking up? -Ellie. 607 00:22:00,721 --> 00:22:02,320 Oh, yeah, your dog got [bleep] 608 00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:04,989 -Oh, ellie got [bleep] -what? 609 00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:08,993 [ laughter ] 610 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:12,264 Let me get rio first, and then we'll talk you through it. Okay. 611 00:22:12,266 --> 00:22:13,932 [ laughter ] 612 00:22:13,934 --> 00:22:16,468 Take care, rio. Great. Okay. Awesome. 613 00:22:16,470 --> 00:22:20,338 Okay, so I have just a quick incident report here for ellie. 614 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,675 That's my dog, frank, that I brought to work today, and -- 615 00:22:22,677 --> 00:22:24,910 Basically, the lipstick came out, and it was applied. 616 00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:27,812 Basically, the lipstick came out 617 00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:29,948 And it was applied. 618 00:22:29,950 --> 00:22:32,284 [ laughter ] 619 00:22:32,286 --> 00:22:33,618 Hey, say hi. -Hi, girl. 620 00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:36,221 Joe, just say the word [bleep] 621 00:22:36,223 --> 00:22:37,822 [bleep] 622 00:22:37,824 --> 00:22:39,692 [ laughter ] 623 00:22:41,695 --> 00:22:43,027 -Hi. -Hello. How's it going? 624 00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:44,429 -Good. How are you. -Good. What's your name? 625 00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:46,498 -Mezcal. -Here for mezcal. 626 00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:48,366 Q: Last one, buddy. Last one. 627 00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:49,634 How's everything going around here? 628 00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:51,436 It was good. Good day. Interesting day. 629 00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:53,838 A lot's happened. 630 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,241 Here's the thing with with mezcal. 631 00:22:56,243 --> 00:22:59,177 This is the incident report from today. 632 00:22:59,179 --> 00:23:00,645 That's frank, my dog, frank. 633 00:23:00,647 --> 00:23:07,119 And seems that my dog may have penetrated mezcal. 634 00:23:07,121 --> 00:23:10,054 Wait, what? Yeah, frank romantically may have penetrated mezcal. 635 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:11,256 I'll bring you through it. 636 00:23:11,258 --> 00:23:13,992 I heard a prolonged yelping, 637 00:23:13,994 --> 00:23:18,196 And there was rhythmic thumping going on. 638 00:23:18,198 --> 00:23:20,032 Then I finally got in there and... 639 00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:23,535 Q: He can't even get it out. 640 00:23:23,537 --> 00:23:26,204 -He's trembling. -He can't get it out. 641 00:23:26,206 --> 00:23:28,607 So his [bleep] was in mezzy's mouth? 642 00:23:28,609 --> 00:23:29,608 Yeah. 643 00:23:29,610 --> 00:23:31,610 [ laughter ] 644 00:23:31,612 --> 00:23:37,015 ♪♪ 645 00:23:37,017 --> 00:23:38,683 Hi, buddy. 646 00:23:38,685 --> 00:23:40,885 Hi. 647 00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:41,954 Yeah, he's fine. 648 00:23:41,956 --> 00:23:43,355 Bye-bye, mezzy. 649 00:23:43,357 --> 00:23:45,357 Thank you. You got it. You have a great day. 650 00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:47,826 [ laughter ] 651 00:23:47,828 --> 00:23:50,362 Okay, guys, that's it. I mean, are we done? 652 00:23:50,364 --> 00:23:52,564 It's not going to get better than that. You're done. 653 00:23:52,566 --> 00:23:55,233 Shop is closed. Sorry. That's it. It's over. 654 00:23:55,235 --> 00:23:57,035 [ laughter ] 655 00:23:57,037 --> 00:23:58,570 Keep it in your pants, frank. 656 00:23:58,572 --> 00:24:00,639 [ laughter ] 657 00:24:00,641 --> 00:24:02,541 Murr: Oh, my god.