1 00:03:02,558 --> 00:03:06,269 Snuggle in, sweetie. It's cold out there. 2 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:12,149 Why is it snowing, Grandma? 3 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:14,527 Where does it come from? 4 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:17,488 Oh, that's a long story, sweetheart. 5 00:03:17,573 --> 00:03:21,325 - I wanna hear. - Oh, not tonight. Go to sleep. 6 00:03:21,410 --> 00:03:24,829 I'm not sleepy. Tell me, please? 7 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:28,332 Well, all right. 8 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:31,043 Let's see. 9 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:34,922 I guess it would have to start with scissors. 10 00:03:35,007 --> 00:03:37,216 Scissors? 11 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:41,512 Well, there are all kinds of scissors. 12 00:03:41,597 --> 00:03:46,392 And once there was even a man who had scissors for hands. 13 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:48,811 - A man? - Yes. 14 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:51,105 Hands-scissors? 15 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:53,816 No. Scissorhands. 16 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:58,362 You know the mansion on top of the mountain? 17 00:03:58,447 --> 00:04:00,656 It's haunted. 18 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:03,326 Well... 19 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:06,621 a long time ago... 20 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:10,917 an inventor lived in that mansion. 21 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:14,754 He made many things, I suppose. 22 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:23,554 He also created a man. 23 00:04:23,639 --> 00:04:26,599 He gave him insides— 24 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:30,728 a heart, a brain, everything. 25 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:33,564 Well, almost everything. 26 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:39,403 You see, the inventor was very old. 27 00:04:39,488 --> 00:04:44,200 He died before he got to finish the man he invented... 28 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:47,828 so the man was left by himself‒ 29 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:52,792 incomplete and all alone. 30 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:55,670 He didn't have a name? 31 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:58,589 Of course he had a name. 32 00:04:58,674 --> 00:05:01,133 His name was Edward. 33 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:50,558 - Avon calling! - Weren't you just here? 34 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:52,935 No! Not since last season. 35 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:56,856 Today I've come to show you our exquisite new line of softer colors... 36 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:59,775 in shadows, blushes and lipstick. 37 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:03,738 Everything you need to accent and highlight your changing look. 38 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:06,866 My changing look. That's good. 39 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:11,328 Well, it goes without saying that I also have a complete selection of your old favorites... 40 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:15,249 those tried-and-true products we've all come to depend on year-in and year-out. 41 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:17,918 Come on, Peg. I never buy anything from you. You know that. 42 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:20,713 - I know. Bye, Helen. - Bye. 43 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:25,384 You didn't have to call, ma'am. You could have taken care of this by yourself. 44 00:06:25,469 --> 00:06:27,803 I could? I don't think so. 45 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:31,182 Yeah, it's easy. Your food trap's clogged. That's all. 46 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:34,685 - You see this bulb here? You just unscrew this. - Mm-hmm. 47 00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:36,979 And out she pops. 48 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:40,649 On TV they say you repairmen are lonely. Housewives get lonely too. 49 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:44,820 Although you may not realize it, since they haven't made a commercial on the subject. 50 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:48,240 Then you just take this and put it back in here nice and easy. 51 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:51,368 Be careful not to force it, because it fits in there by itself. 52 00:06:51,453 --> 00:06:54,497 And then you just screw this back on. 53 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:58,209 Oh, now, who could that be? Will you excuse me for a moment? 54 00:06:58,293 --> 00:07:01,545 Now, don't go anywhere. I'll be right back. 55 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:06,300 This is fascinatin'. I wouldn't want to miss a moment of it. 56 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:12,181 Good morning, Joyce. Avon calling. 57 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,683 Why, Peg, have you gone blind? 58 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:18,896 Can't you see there's a vehicle in my driveway? 59 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:23,067 - Oh. Yes. - I'm surprised you don't realize that means I'm busy. 60 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:27,404 Now, we should decide on lipsticks. 61 00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:29,698 Okay, dear, what one did you like best? 62 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:34,662 There was the Winsome Wahini, which looked charming on you, or the Bahimini Bliss. 63 00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:37,790 - I like 'em both. - Well, great! 64 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:41,669 You don't actually think I have any money, do you? 65 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:02,898 It's just not my day. 66 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:02,142 Oh, my goodness. 67 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:23,831 Oh, it's so beautiful. 68 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,978 Hello? 69 00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:15,049 Hello? 70 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:25,851 Hello! Avon calling! 71 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:03,263 Oh, my. 72 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:06,725 Hello? 73 00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:10,604 Hello? 74 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:14,024 Hello. I'm Peg Boggs. 75 00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:17,528 I'm your local Avon representative. Hello? 76 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:30,833 I-I'm sorry to barge in like this... 77 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:33,961 but you don't have any reason to be afraid. 78 00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:36,964 Oh! This is some huge house, isn't it? 79 00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:40,759 Thank goodness for those aerobics... classes. 80 00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:39,026 Hello? Hello! 81 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:41,570 Why are you hiding back there? 82 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:47,534 You don't have to hide from me. 83 00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:50,370 I'm Peg Boggs. I'm your local Avon representative. 84 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:53,916 And I'm as harmless as cherry p‒ 85 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:58,003 Oh, my. I can see that I've disturbed you. 86 00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:00,339 How stupid of me. I-I'll just be going now. 87 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,716 Don't go. 88 00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:10,599 Oh, my. 89 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,894 What happened to you? 90 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:16,230 - I'm not finished. - Oh! 91 00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:20,025 Put those down. Don't come any closer. Just, please‒ 92 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:29,326 Those are your hands? 93 00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:31,870 Those are your hands. 94 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:38,293 What happened to you? 95 00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:42,464 Where are your parents? 96 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:46,134 Um, your mother? 97 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,887 Your father? 98 00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:51,181 He didn't wake up. 99 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:59,690 Are you alone? Do you live up here all by yourself? 100 00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:07,447 What happened to your face? Hmm. 101 00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:12,077 No, I won't hurt you. 102 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,580 But at the very least... 103 00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:17,291 let me give you a good astringent. 104 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:19,918 This will help to prevent infection. 105 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:33,056 What's your name? 106 00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:35,392 Edward. 107 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:37,769 Edward? 108 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:44,318 I think you should just come home with me. 109 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:02,502 - I'm‒ I'm sorry. - No, no, don't be. You go ahead and look. 110 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:05,297 You have every reason to be excited. 111 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:11,845 Ohh! You okay? 112 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:14,765 You okay? 113 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,834 On Who's Counting? 114 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:45,671 - And here's the host of Who's Counting‒ - Hello. 115 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:48,090 Hi. Yeah, it's Marge. 116 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:52,386 I was standing outside talking to Carol, and Peg drove by, and she had somebody in the car. 117 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:55,597 - Did you get a good look at him? - No, I didn't. 118 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:59,351 - Did she say anything to you about having a guest? - She didn't say anything to me. 119 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:02,854 - She rang my doorbell at the crack of dawn this morning. - No. 120 00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:06,400 Okay, I'll meet you on the corner. Right. Bye. 121 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,322 Oh, damn! 122 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:27,254 Here we go, dear. This is our house. 123 00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:30,924 You can just go right in and make yourself at home. Okay? 124 00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:34,678 We'll have something to eat or drink or whatever you‒ 125 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:39,349 Here, dear. This is the front door here. Here we go. Right in here. 126 00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:42,436 Joyce, I just saw this strange guy driving with Peg. 127 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,856 I didn't get a very good look at him. He looked kinda pale. 128 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:48,024 Don't do anything without me. Okay, bye. 129 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:50,819 Yes! Be right there! 130 00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:58,326 Here we are. 131 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,014 So, um, this is the living room. 132 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,349 Back here are the bedrooms. 133 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:24,811 You want to see the pictures. All right. 134 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:27,522 Well, this is my husband, Bill. 135 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:31,943 He's a bowling champion. Do you know what bowling is? 136 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:34,196 Bowling? 137 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,865 Well, here they are down at the lake, fishing. 138 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:42,788 I think Kevin looks a little glum because they didn't catch anything that day. 139 00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:47,083 And, um, here's my daughter, Kim... 140 00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:50,045 all dressed for the junior prom. 141 00:18:57,678 --> 00:19:01,348 She's a senior now, if you can believe it. 142 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:04,726 She's camping in the mountains with some friends, but she'll be back in a few days. 143 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,895 You can meet her then. 144 00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:18,740 Isn't she beautiful? 145 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:28,834 That's my family. 146 00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:31,962 Come along, dear, and I'll show you the rest of the house. 147 00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:35,090 Then you can just freshen up and make yourself at home. 148 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:39,261 That's the kitchen over there. You help yourself to anything you want to eat or drink. 149 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:42,389 Those are grapes. And back here are the bedrooms. 150 00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:46,434 Let me get you some towels, and I'll see what we can find for you to wear. 151 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:50,146 You know what? I think I have some of Bill's old clothes in here. 152 00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:52,649 This is perfect. 153 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,901 Here. These should just fit you. 154 00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:58,655 Oh! Don't be alarmed. That's just the phone. 155 00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:02,868 You can go in Kim's room and put these on. I'll be right with you. 156 00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:52,352 No, no, he has scissors. No, scissors. That's right. 157 00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:55,480 Well, he‒ he was born up there or something. 158 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:58,108 Have you ever seen him before? 159 00:21:58,192 --> 00:22:01,236 No, I don't think he's been off the grounds before today. 160 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,321 How did you ever get together with him? 161 00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:07,075 Listen, I have to go now. I'll talk to you later, Marge. Bye-bye. 162 00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:19,129 Sorry, Edward, I‒ 163 00:22:19,213 --> 00:22:22,257 Oh, dear. May I help you with this? 164 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,634 Thank you. 165 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,097 There you go. 166 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:32,183 Oh, dear, you've cut your face. Let me just get this off. 167 00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:34,269 - Does that hurt? - No. 168 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:38,023 No? Good. Okay. Now let's get you dressed. 169 00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:40,734 Okay. 170 00:22:40,818 --> 00:22:44,154 There we go. Very fine. 171 00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:51,286 You look fine. Just fine. 172 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,663 Oh. 173 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,752 Come on! We can't wait for you! 174 00:22:58,836 --> 00:23:01,713 - You've got rollers in your damn hair. - Damn! 175 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,941 Okay. 176 00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:25,445 Now, what did I do with my sci‒ 177 00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:28,573 Edward, um, would you? 178 00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:31,868 Thank you. 179 00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:36,039 You know, I have a doctor friend who I think could help you. 180 00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:39,167 - Really? - Yes. 181 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:42,629 Now, I can help with the scars. 182 00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:49,761 But I just wanna consult the big Avon handbook before doing anything. 183 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,493 Bye! 184 00:24:33,848 --> 00:24:36,099 Kevin. 185 00:24:38,686 --> 00:24:42,772 Kevin, it's not polite to stare, dear. 186 00:24:45,109 --> 00:24:49,279 Kevin, think how it would make you feel if somebody were staring at you. 187 00:24:49,363 --> 00:24:53,491 - I wouldn't care. - Well, I would! So don't do it! 188 00:24:53,576 --> 00:24:57,245 Well, this must be quite a change for you. Right, Ed? 189 00:24:57,329 --> 00:25:00,999 - Edward, dear. I think he prefers Edward. - Ah. Sure. 190 00:25:01,083 --> 00:25:04,502 So, what have you been doing with yourself up there in that big old place? 191 00:25:04,587 --> 00:25:08,590 I bet, uh— I bet the view must be spectacular. Huh, Ed? 192 00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:11,551 - Edward. - Yes? 193 00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:15,263 Mmm. No, I-I was just‒ 194 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:20,059 - See all the way to the ocean, I bet, huh? - Sometimes. 195 00:25:21,562 --> 00:25:24,606 Bill, could I have the salt and pepper, please? 196 00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:30,403 Bill, could I have the salt and pepper, please? Thank you. 197 00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:32,780 Kevin. 198 00:25:44,501 --> 00:25:46,794 Kevin. 199 00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:53,134 Man, those things are cool. I bet they're razor-sharp. 200 00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:56,930 - One karate chop to a guy's neck-- - Kevin. 201 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:04,854 Edward, would you like some butter for your bread? 202 00:26:09,235 --> 00:26:11,527 Great! 203 00:26:11,612 --> 00:26:13,905 Thank you. 204 00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:19,160 Hey, can I bring him to show-and-tell on Monday? 205 00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:21,246 Kevin, I've had enough. 206 00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:28,336 You think you can sleep? 207 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:32,882 I know things feel a little strange now, but soon you'll feel right at home. 208 00:26:32,967 --> 00:26:35,218 - Good night. - Good night. 209 00:27:35,738 --> 00:27:39,115 The light concealing cream goes on first. 210 00:27:39,199 --> 00:27:43,661 Then you blend and blend and blend. Blending is the secret. 211 00:27:43,746 --> 00:27:45,997 Mm-hmm. 212 00:27:46,081 --> 00:27:48,291 More concealing cream. 213 00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:51,002 Your complexion is so fair. 214 00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:54,464 Now, this has a touch of lavender in it. 215 00:27:54,548 --> 00:27:58,801 Give it a try here. Close enough. 216 00:27:58,886 --> 00:28:01,346 Okay, this should do the trick here. 217 00:28:04,266 --> 00:28:07,477 Hmm. 218 00:28:07,561 --> 00:28:10,104 I have another idea. 219 00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:15,151 We'll cover up the scars and start with a completely smooth surface. 220 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:31,459 Darn this stuff! 221 00:28:31,585 --> 00:28:34,962 Hartley into the windup. And the strike-one pitch. 222 00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:37,215 Swung on and missed. Strike two. 223 00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:40,343 Missed a hit. The club has 12 hits. 224 00:28:40,427 --> 00:28:45,056 But they still have 11 on the scoreboard, and it's 3-1. 225 00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:48,601 0 and 2, the count to Warren. 226 00:28:52,106 --> 00:28:54,857 Now they change it to 12 hits. 227 00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:57,819 Turn it up, Kevin. I can't hear it. 228 00:28:57,903 --> 00:29:01,489 Kevin? 229 00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:04,867 Hartley's strike-two pitch... is hammered! 230 00:29:04,952 --> 00:29:07,537 - Did you hear that, Mr. Boggs? - No! Make it louder! 231 00:29:07,621 --> 00:29:12,083 It's gone! It's out of here! It's history! 232 00:29:15,712 --> 00:29:19,757 - Dad. Look! - A grand slam for Martinez... 233 00:29:19,842 --> 00:29:23,344 to make it a five-run inning and blow this game to pieces. 234 00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:27,098 I'll be darned. 235 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:43,197 They filled the whole tape. 236 00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:46,325 What's going on over there? Call me. 237 00:29:46,410 --> 00:29:49,454 Hi, it's Marge. Who is he? Call me. 238 00:29:49,538 --> 00:29:53,207 Oh, by the way, I hear it's pouring rain in the mountains. You think the kids are okay? 239 00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:55,501 Hey there, darlin'! 240 00:29:55,586 --> 00:29:59,130 The gals are all in a tizzy about your secret visitor. 241 00:29:59,214 --> 00:30:01,716 You can't keep him a secret forever. 242 00:30:05,929 --> 00:30:09,265 Bowling Pins Falling, Applause ] 243 00:30:09,349 --> 00:30:15,146 Peyton, with a career-high average of 213— 244 00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:17,440 Well, it's just wonderful, Ed. 245 00:30:17,524 --> 00:30:20,860 My God, you have the whole family in there, don't ya? 246 00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:28,784 Edward, come here. 247 00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:31,329 How about a strike? 248 00:30:31,413 --> 00:30:34,457 Here it is. 249 00:30:34,541 --> 00:30:38,920 No, no, no! That's a terrible idea, son! 250 00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:42,632 Go and get the oil can. We don't want him rusting up on us, do we? 251 00:30:48,555 --> 00:30:52,517 Oh, Edward! You did us? 252 00:30:52,601 --> 00:30:55,561 - Oh, Bill, it's us! - Yes, it is. 253 00:30:55,646 --> 00:30:58,189 Oh, Edward! 254 00:30:58,273 --> 00:31:00,399 It's not heaven he's from. 255 00:31:00,484 --> 00:31:03,528 It's straight from the stinking flames of hell. 256 00:31:03,612 --> 00:31:06,656 The power of Satan is in him. I can feel it. Can't you? 257 00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:09,784 - Have you poor sheep strayed so far from the path? - We're not sheep. 258 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:12,161 Don't come near me. 259 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:18,417 That's right, go on. Get out of here. Run. 260 00:31:18,502 --> 00:31:20,920 Edward, don't you listen to her. 261 00:31:21,004 --> 00:31:26,217 Don't worry about her, Edward. She's just an old loony, that's all. 262 00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:35,851 - Hi! - You all are hidin' in there like a bunch of hermit crabs. 263 00:31:35,936 --> 00:31:40,940 - Hi, Joyce. Hi! - Shame on you, keeping your unusual guest all to yourself. 264 00:31:41,024 --> 00:31:43,317 We think that's mighty selfish of you. 265 00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:48,239 - Things have been hectic. - That is so sweet of you to want to correct the situation. 266 00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:51,742 - What time does the barbecue begin? - Barbecue? 267 00:31:51,827 --> 00:31:55,538 You intend to show your guest hospitality by introducing him to your friends, don't you? 268 00:31:55,622 --> 00:31:58,207 - I'll bring coleslaw. - I'll bring dessert! 269 00:31:58,292 --> 00:32:01,210 And I will bring the ambrosia salad. 270 00:32:01,295 --> 00:32:05,381 - What time was it that you said? - What time? Uh, Bill‒ 271 00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:07,675 About 5:00? 272 00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:11,178 - Bill! - He has been sent first to tempt you. 273 00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:13,931 But it's not too late. 274 00:32:14,016 --> 00:32:19,812 You must push him from you, expel him, trample down the perversion of nature. 275 00:32:19,896 --> 00:32:23,399 Oh, did you hear that? He's a perversion of nature. 276 00:32:23,483 --> 00:32:25,776 Why, isn't that excitin'? 277 00:32:29,823 --> 00:32:32,408 - See ya later. - Bye! 278 00:32:35,412 --> 00:32:38,831 Bill! Bill? 279 00:32:38,915 --> 00:32:44,170 I've always said you can't have a picnic or a barbecue without deviled eggs. 280 00:32:44,254 --> 00:32:47,506 They're just the best. They make a thing. 281 00:32:47,591 --> 00:32:50,468 Oh, dear! Edward! That's wonderful! 282 00:32:50,552 --> 00:32:54,305 I didn't know you chopped the whole thing, but we'll have a really big— 283 00:32:54,389 --> 00:32:56,891 Oh. All right, now. Just a nick. 284 00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:59,435 There's no need to be nervous, dear. 285 00:32:59,519 --> 00:33:01,937 Esmeralda won't be here... 286 00:33:02,022 --> 00:33:05,191 and the rest of the neighbors, they're really very nice. 287 00:33:05,275 --> 00:33:10,404 There's no need to be nervous. They're so eager to meet you. You just have to be yourself. 288 00:33:10,489 --> 00:33:14,325 - Myself? - That's right. Just your own sweet self. 289 00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:43,015 Thanks, Edward. 290 00:35:43,099 --> 00:35:46,393 - Play "Scissors, Paper, Stones" with us. - Play Scissors-what? 291 00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:49,522 I got a doctor friend of mine might be able to help you. 292 00:35:49,606 --> 00:35:52,358 - It looks incredible. - And he did it just like that! 293 00:35:52,442 --> 00:35:54,527 That's really incredible! 294 00:35:54,611 --> 00:35:56,821 Hi, Mike! How you do‒ 295 00:35:56,905 --> 00:35:59,532 Hello, Jack. Hey, kids! 296 00:35:59,616 --> 00:36:03,619 Hey! Hi! George Monroe-- Whoa! That's a heck of a handshake you got there, Ed. 297 00:36:03,703 --> 00:36:07,748 Harry! Harry! I saw you on the golf course last week! 298 00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:11,502 I love 'em. We got a dozen of the melon and a dozen of the pineapple. 299 00:36:11,586 --> 00:36:14,755 Are you okay? Do you want something to eat? Are you hungry? Yeah? 300 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,883 - You want a cracker? - He's so different. 301 00:36:17,968 --> 00:36:20,845 - Completely different. - No kidding. 302 00:36:20,929 --> 00:36:24,473 - He's so‒ - Mysterious. - Yeah. 303 00:36:24,558 --> 00:36:28,352 Do you imagine those hands are hot or cold? 304 00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:31,480 And just think what a single snip could do. 305 00:36:31,565 --> 00:36:34,233 Or undo. 306 00:36:34,317 --> 00:36:36,652 - Eddie. Eddie. - Oh! 307 00:36:36,736 --> 00:36:40,823 The guys and I were talkin'. We'd like to invite you to our card game Friday night. 308 00:36:40,907 --> 00:36:44,159 Would you like that? Only thing is, you can't cut! 309 00:36:56,965 --> 00:36:59,383 I have my own infirmity. 310 00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:01,677 Never did me a bit of harm. 311 00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:04,179 Took some shrapnel during the war... 312 00:37:04,264 --> 00:37:07,766 and ever since then I can't feel a thing‒ not a damn thing! 313 00:37:07,851 --> 00:37:11,270 Don't you ever let anybody tell you you have a handicap. 314 00:37:11,354 --> 00:37:15,024 Who's handicapped? My goodness! 315 00:37:15,108 --> 00:37:18,694 Don't be ridiculous. You're not handicapped. You're‒ 316 00:37:18,778 --> 00:37:21,071 What do they call that? 317 00:37:21,156 --> 00:37:23,407 Exceptional. 318 00:37:23,491 --> 00:37:26,911 My name's Joyce, and I noticed that you have not tasted... 319 00:37:26,995 --> 00:37:31,165 any of the ambrosia salad that I made especially for you. 320 00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:33,542 Allow me. 321 00:37:38,798 --> 00:37:41,967 Mmm! Mmm! 322 00:37:42,052 --> 00:37:45,638 You must try this. It's my mother's recipe. 323 00:37:45,722 --> 00:37:48,140 Let him chew, for heaven's sake! 324 00:37:48,224 --> 00:37:52,478 I've never seen a green thumb like yours. I sure could use your help at my place. 325 00:37:52,562 --> 00:37:55,105 I want a row of angels. 326 00:37:55,190 --> 00:37:58,859 I am so sorry, ladies, but he's promised to come to my house first. 327 00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:01,153 - Haven't you, Eddie? - Mm-hmm. 328 00:38:01,237 --> 00:38:04,949 Okay, everybody, grab your plates! Soup's on! 329 00:38:05,033 --> 00:38:08,077 - I thought this was shish kebab. - What? 330 00:38:08,161 --> 00:38:11,205 - I thought this was shish kebab. - Yeah, it is. 331 00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:14,792 It was a figure of speech. You gotta learn not to take things so literally. 332 00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:24,343 "Let us pretend that we are in the drawing room and the hostess is serving tea. 333 00:38:24,427 --> 00:38:28,514 "Now many, numerous little questions confront us. 334 00:38:30,266 --> 00:38:35,562 "Should the man rise when he accepts his cup of tea? 335 00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:39,733 May lump sugar be taken with the fingers?" Mmm, no. 336 00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:43,487 "Is it good form to accept a second cup? 337 00:38:43,571 --> 00:38:47,574 "Now, should the napkin be entirely unfolded... 338 00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:50,995 "or should the center crease be allowed to remain? 339 00:38:51,079 --> 00:38:53,664 "It is so easy to commit embarrassing blunders... 340 00:38:53,748 --> 00:38:57,292 "but etiquette tells us just what is expected of us... 341 00:38:57,377 --> 00:39:00,462 and guards us from all humiliation and discomfort." 342 00:39:07,721 --> 00:39:10,723 Mmm, yes. Boring. 343 00:39:10,807 --> 00:39:13,475 Let us switch to, um‒ 344 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:16,478 to some poetry, hmm? 345 00:39:19,983 --> 00:39:23,110 "There was an old man from the cape... 346 00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:26,363 "who made himself garments of crepe. 347 00:39:26,448 --> 00:39:29,867 "When asked, 'Will they tear?' he replied, 'Here and there! 348 00:39:29,951 --> 00:39:34,204 But they keep such a beautiful shape!"' 349 00:39:34,289 --> 00:39:38,917 That's right. Go ahead. Smile. It's funny. 350 00:39:39,002 --> 00:39:42,129 That's right. 351 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:05,736 Okay, you guys, we're home. 352 00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:08,363 - Shh! - I can't believe everything's still sopping. 353 00:40:08,448 --> 00:40:11,492 I can hardly wait to take a shower and wash off the mildew. 354 00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:14,620 - Or to sleep in a bed. - If my parents have the alarm set, I'm screwed. 355 00:40:14,704 --> 00:40:18,123 - I'll have to sleep in the yard again. - I told you to call them. 356 00:40:18,208 --> 00:40:21,251 - That's right. But did you? - Nope. He'd rather complain. 357 00:40:21,336 --> 00:40:25,214 How else am I supposed to be the center of attention, huh? You didn't call your parents. 358 00:40:25,298 --> 00:40:28,759 They don't run their house like a police state. Bye, you guys. 359 00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:31,053 - Okay. See you later. - Bye. 360 00:40:31,137 --> 00:40:33,347 - Bye. - Bye. Don't forget your arm. 361 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:35,933 - Oh, yeah. - Come on, Jim, let's go. 362 00:41:35,451 --> 00:41:38,495 There's somebody in my room! Go look! 363 00:41:38,580 --> 00:41:41,081 He's a murderer! He has an ax! 364 00:41:41,166 --> 00:41:44,209 - When did you get home? - He tried to kill me! Go look! 365 00:41:44,294 --> 00:41:47,087 It's all right. It's all right. Go back to bed. 366 00:41:47,172 --> 00:41:49,798 There he is! Oh, my God! 367 00:41:49,883 --> 00:41:52,050 - That's our Edward! - Who is he? 368 00:41:52,135 --> 00:41:55,179 - That's Edward- - Edward? What are you talking about? 369 00:41:55,263 --> 00:41:58,182 Edward's come to live with us. There is nothing to be upset about. 370 00:41:58,266 --> 00:42:00,851 - Mom, he had an ax! - No, no. It's okay. 371 00:42:00,935 --> 00:42:03,979 Okay, we'll have you set up here in a minute. 372 00:42:04,063 --> 00:42:07,649 We got a full queen-size bed here. 373 00:42:07,734 --> 00:42:12,029 It's all made and everything. Good. There you go. 374 00:42:12,113 --> 00:42:14,948 What's the matter? What's wrong? 375 00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:18,076 She get you nervous? 376 00:42:18,161 --> 00:42:21,872 You've been cloistered away up in that castle too long. 377 00:42:21,956 --> 00:42:25,250 You don't know anything about the wonderful world of teenage girls. 378 00:42:25,335 --> 00:42:27,794 They're all crazy. 379 00:42:27,879 --> 00:42:31,423 - Here. This will straighten you right out. - What is it? 380 00:42:31,507 --> 00:42:33,717 Lemonade. 381 00:42:39,265 --> 00:42:41,516 I don't know what it is. 382 00:42:41,601 --> 00:42:44,519 They reach a certain age... 383 00:42:44,604 --> 00:42:49,107 they develop these gland things, their bodies swell up. 384 00:42:49,192 --> 00:42:51,401 They go crazy. 385 00:42:53,780 --> 00:42:55,864 Glands? 386 00:42:55,949 --> 00:42:59,326 Yeah, glands. 387 00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:02,454 I try not to think about it. 388 00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:21,014 Good, isn't it? 389 00:43:22,267 --> 00:43:25,310 Now, you stay in Kevin's room tonight. 390 00:43:25,395 --> 00:43:27,813 Tomorrow, we'll fix your room right up. 391 00:43:27,897 --> 00:43:31,566 - Why did you bring him here? - I couldn't have left him up there all alone. 392 00:43:31,651 --> 00:43:35,112 - You would've done the same thing. - Why does he have to stay here? 393 00:43:35,196 --> 00:43:38,865 Oh, my goodness, Kim. I'm surprised at you. He can't help the way he is. 394 00:43:38,950 --> 00:43:41,994 - Have a little sympathy. - I do have sympathy. 395 00:43:42,078 --> 00:43:45,664 Then let's say hello to him. Just come downstairs, shake the man's hand‒ 396 00:43:45,748 --> 00:43:48,792 - Shake his hand? - Well, not literally. 397 00:43:48,876 --> 00:43:53,213 - Goodness, you scared him half to death. - I scared him to death? 398 00:43:57,051 --> 00:43:59,428 Hi, Bill. 399 00:43:59,512 --> 00:44:03,765 I just wanted you two to have a proper introduction. 400 00:44:03,850 --> 00:44:06,268 Edward, this is our daughter, Kim. 401 00:44:06,352 --> 00:44:09,521 Kim, this is Edward, who's gonna live with us. 402 00:44:14,694 --> 00:44:16,778 Hi. 403 00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:34,046 Eddie! Thirsty? 404 00:44:38,051 --> 00:44:40,635 Kisses! Hush up! 405 00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:44,264 Shh! Quiet now!- ♪♪ 406 00:44:44,349 --> 00:44:47,392 Darlin', I can hardly hear myself think! 407 00:44:47,477 --> 00:44:50,062 Ah, mama's precious little baby girl. 408 00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:57,319 Wouldn't you like a nice, cool glass of lemonade? 409 00:44:57,403 --> 00:44:59,529 Lemonade? 410 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:13,251 One chop to a guy's neck, and it's all over. 411 00:45:13,336 --> 00:45:15,796 They're the sharpest things in the world. 412 00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:19,716 They can hack through anything, and‒ 413 00:45:37,860 --> 00:45:41,405 I think they look weird. They give me the creeps. 414 00:45:41,489 --> 00:45:44,741 - You should see the clown in front of Miss Peters's yard. - Kim! 415 00:45:44,826 --> 00:45:47,869 - Oh, no. - That's him? 416 00:45:47,954 --> 00:45:50,330 - He's callin' you, Kimba. - Stop it. 417 00:45:50,415 --> 00:45:53,542 Edward, you forgot your cookies. 418 00:45:55,711 --> 00:45:59,297 Don't worry, Eddie. She's waiting for you. 419 00:46:07,223 --> 00:46:11,309 Bill, Edward was telling me he had lunch at Jackie's today. 420 00:46:11,394 --> 00:46:14,438 - She just had her kitchen completely redone. - I'll be darned! 421 00:46:14,522 --> 00:46:17,983 New paint, new cabinets, new floors, a new microwave, new silent dishwasher— 422 00:46:18,067 --> 00:46:20,444 - Isn't that wonderful! - Isn't that something? 423 00:46:20,528 --> 00:46:24,239 Jim, didn't you tell me your mom had her kitchen done too? 424 00:46:24,323 --> 00:46:27,367 - Yeah. My dad bought himself a bunch of new toys. - Really? 425 00:46:27,452 --> 00:46:29,786 Big-screen TV, CD players, VCR with four heads. 426 00:46:29,871 --> 00:46:32,164 My goodness sake! 427 00:46:32,248 --> 00:46:35,375 - I wonder what it's like to be that rich. - They keep things locked up. 428 00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:39,504 My father has his own room for his stuff to make sure I can't get any use of it. 429 00:46:39,589 --> 00:46:42,632 He's so cheap, he won't even help me buy an old car. 430 00:46:42,717 --> 00:46:45,093 He probably wants you to pay for it yourself. I agree with him. 431 00:46:45,178 --> 00:46:47,554 Builds character. You'll appreciate it more. 432 00:46:47,638 --> 00:46:49,848 Dad. 433 00:46:49,932 --> 00:46:53,560 Speaking of money, I understand you're not charging for your gardening, Edward. 434 00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:57,063 Now, Bill, Marge made him cookies today. 435 00:46:57,148 --> 00:46:59,774 Sweetheart... 436 00:46:59,859 --> 00:47:03,945 you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies. 437 00:47:04,030 --> 00:47:07,282 You can't buy a car with cookies. Am I right, Jim? 438 00:47:07,366 --> 00:47:09,451 That's true, sir. You can't. 439 00:47:10,995 --> 00:47:14,331 I-I can't eat that. He used his hands. 440 00:47:14,415 --> 00:47:16,917 I don't think it's sanitary. 441 00:47:21,255 --> 00:47:23,632 I'm sorry. 442 00:47:26,844 --> 00:47:30,096 Honey, you want me to help you clean that up? 443 00:47:30,181 --> 00:47:34,518 No, that's okay. I'll be right back. 444 00:48:20,940 --> 00:48:26,611 Alexis? Oh, this can't possibly be my Alexis! 445 00:48:26,696 --> 00:48:29,948 She looks so beautiful! Look at you! 446 00:48:30,032 --> 00:48:32,200 Sweetie! 447 00:48:32,285 --> 00:48:34,703 Thank you. 448 00:48:34,787 --> 00:48:38,748 It won't be long. She just has to decide on the style. 449 00:48:38,833 --> 00:48:41,293 And then it'll be fine. 450 00:48:46,799 --> 00:48:52,220 She just has to decide what style she wants. 451 00:48:52,305 --> 00:48:56,683 I was hoping for somethin' big and kinda bouffant, you know. Kinda like mine. 452 00:48:56,767 --> 00:49:01,771 Don't you worry, Kisses. You're gonna be just fine. You're gonna be so pretty. 453 00:49:01,856 --> 00:49:05,233 Yes, you are. Oh! Oh, my. 454 00:49:05,318 --> 00:49:08,028 Ohh! 455 00:49:19,498 --> 00:49:23,209 Oh, Eddie, is there anything you can't do? 456 00:49:23,294 --> 00:49:25,503 You've taken my very breath away. 457 00:49:25,588 --> 00:49:28,340 I swear! Look at this! 458 00:49:28,424 --> 00:49:32,302 Have you ever cut a woman's hair? Would you cut mine? 459 00:50:39,995 --> 00:50:45,542 That was the single most thrillin' experience of my whole life. 460 00:51:48,856 --> 00:51:51,900 They're getting the head of the company! 461 00:51:51,984 --> 00:51:55,028 - I'm home! - Hi, honey! We're in here! 462 00:51:55,112 --> 00:51:57,322 - Hi‒ - Hi! 463 00:51:57,406 --> 00:52:01,117 - What did you do to your hair? - Edward cut it. Isn't it wild? 464 00:52:01,202 --> 00:52:05,747 - Is this Peg Boggs? - Hello? Oh, I can't believe I'm talking to you in person. 465 00:52:05,831 --> 00:52:09,459 - This is such an honor. - Well, thank you. 466 00:52:09,543 --> 00:52:11,669 Yes. Yes, he's right here. 467 00:52:11,754 --> 00:52:15,381 Great. So then you know all about him? Uh-huh. 468 00:52:15,466 --> 00:52:19,219 Well, that's exactly what I've been using. 469 00:52:19,303 --> 00:52:22,764 Well, I've had a little trouble getting it the right consistency. 470 00:52:22,848 --> 00:52:25,183 - Well, just a little. - Add 21 Red. 471 00:52:25,267 --> 00:52:29,813 - I'll try that. Uh-huh. - And then a dash of 418. 472 00:52:29,897 --> 00:52:32,816 Well, what imaginative suggestions. 473 00:52:32,900 --> 00:52:36,611 I sure will. Thank you so much. 474 00:52:36,695 --> 00:52:38,905 - Bye-bye. - Bye-bye. 475 00:52:38,989 --> 00:52:42,033 No wonder she's the head of the company. 476 00:52:42,117 --> 00:52:45,245 She started out as a sales representative just like me. 477 00:52:45,329 --> 00:52:51,459 I've always wanted to talk to her, but until now I never had a reason. Thanks, Edward. 478 00:52:51,544 --> 00:52:55,380 - She had some ideas? - You bet she did. 479 00:52:55,464 --> 00:52:58,341 - Uh-huh. - Mm-hmm. 480 00:53:07,309 --> 00:53:09,602 I'll get that. 481 00:53:51,312 --> 00:53:53,730 Edward. We're here. 482 00:53:53,814 --> 00:53:56,524 Come on. Let's get you sharpened up. 483 00:53:59,987 --> 00:54:04,532 - You got it? - No. I can't believe this. This is such a drag. 484 00:54:04,617 --> 00:54:07,201 Hi! 485 00:54:10,456 --> 00:54:13,207 - Bye-bye. - Bye-bye. 486 00:54:13,292 --> 00:54:17,045 - Do you have a key? - No. 487 00:54:17,129 --> 00:54:21,299 - I could've sworn I put it here somewhere. - Well, we're stranded. 488 00:54:25,679 --> 00:54:28,723 Wow! Thanks! 489 00:54:28,807 --> 00:54:31,017 Ed! What a guy. Good job. 490 00:54:31,101 --> 00:54:34,395 You didn't break it or scratch it or anything. 491 00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:37,523 Be a pal and yell when Peg pulls in. 492 00:54:37,650 --> 00:54:40,610 Quite a story, yes? 493 00:54:40,694 --> 00:54:43,154 Any questions for Edward? 494 00:54:43,238 --> 00:54:45,365 Yeah. Get way over. 495 00:54:45,449 --> 00:54:50,119 - Stand right up. - What's been the best part of your new life here in town? 496 00:54:50,204 --> 00:54:52,455 The friends I've made. 497 00:54:52,539 --> 00:54:56,376 Any other questions? 498 00:54:56,460 --> 00:55:01,214 Have you ever thought of having corrective surgery or prosthetics? 499 00:55:01,298 --> 00:55:06,469 - I know a doctor that might be able to help you. - I'd like to meet him. 500 00:55:06,553 --> 00:55:10,098 We'll give that name after the show. Thank you. That's nice. 501 00:55:10,182 --> 00:55:12,475 Anyone else? Yes. Stand right up. 502 00:55:12,559 --> 00:55:17,230 - But if you had regular hands you'd be like everyone else. - Yes, I know. 503 00:55:17,314 --> 00:55:21,651 - I think he'd like that. - But then no one would think you were special. 504 00:55:21,735 --> 00:55:23,861 You wouldn't be on TV or anything. 505 00:55:23,946 --> 00:55:28,366 No matter what, Edward will always be special. 506 00:55:32,663 --> 00:55:35,915 More questions? Yes. Stand right up. 507 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:39,043 Your work is so interesting, distinctive and unique. 508 00:55:39,128 --> 00:55:43,673 - Do you have any plans to open your own beauty salon? - - Oh, there's an idea! 509 00:55:46,343 --> 00:55:50,096 Anyone else? Uh, yeah. Stand right up. 510 00:55:50,180 --> 00:55:53,766 - Do you have a girlfriend? - Aww! 511 00:55:57,229 --> 00:55:59,647 - Sure he does. Right, Kim? - Right, Kim? 512 00:55:59,732 --> 00:56:03,401 - Great. Now you got him started. - Knock it off, bubble-butt. 513 00:56:03,485 --> 00:56:05,653 - You did it. - So? 514 00:56:05,738 --> 00:56:10,324 How about it, Edward? Is there some special lady in your life? 515 00:56:13,704 --> 00:56:16,748 Ooh. 516 00:56:39,521 --> 00:56:42,231 Uh, everything's all right. 517 00:56:42,316 --> 00:56:45,735 We'll take a break and be right back after these messages. 518 00:56:45,819 --> 00:56:48,863 ♪♪- Why are you laughing? He got hurt! 519 00:56:48,947 --> 00:56:51,282 - Just a little shock. What do you care? - "A little shock"? 520 00:56:51,366 --> 00:56:53,576 I wish we'd been taping that. 521 00:56:53,660 --> 00:56:56,496 I'd give my left nut to see that again. 522 00:56:56,622 --> 00:57:00,458 Aren't you excited? Oh, this is just so thrilling. 523 00:57:00,542 --> 00:57:04,378 Wait'll I show it to you. It's just perfect. It's just what we've been looking for. 524 00:57:04,463 --> 00:57:08,925 I want to call it Shear Heaven. 525 00:57:09,009 --> 00:57:11,677 Oh! And here we are! 526 00:57:11,762 --> 00:57:14,931 Now, all along here, I'm gonna put a row of new mirrors. 527 00:57:15,015 --> 00:57:17,475 And back along here, well, I think-- 528 00:57:17,559 --> 00:57:19,644 Eddie. Come along, darling. 529 00:57:19,728 --> 00:57:22,647 Back up here, a whole row of new cosmetics. 530 00:57:22,731 --> 00:57:25,441 And all along this row here‒ 531 00:57:25,526 --> 00:57:28,361 Peg could sell cosmetics. 532 00:57:28,445 --> 00:57:32,782 Yeah. Sure. And this, of course, is where we wash the hair. 533 00:57:32,866 --> 00:57:36,702 And here is where I stand when I greet the customers. 534 00:57:36,787 --> 00:57:40,123 But back in here is what I really want to show you‒ 535 00:57:41,959 --> 00:57:44,877 Eddie. 536 00:57:44,962 --> 00:57:48,047 This is what I really want to show you. 537 00:57:48,132 --> 00:57:50,842 Now, this is the storeroom where we keep everything. 538 00:57:50,926 --> 00:57:55,638 What I need from you today is a decision I need you to help me make. 539 00:57:55,722 --> 00:57:58,516 Oh, honey, no! Don't. That's dangerous. 540 00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:01,352 Now, you just sit right down there. 541 00:58:03,272 --> 00:58:08,025 I have some smocks. Would you like me to model them for you? 542 00:58:08,110 --> 00:58:09,902 Yes. 543 00:58:38,932 --> 00:58:42,059 Now, this is my favorite... 544 00:58:42,144 --> 00:58:44,270 because it's yellow‒ 545 00:58:45,772 --> 00:58:47,857 And what it's for... 546 00:58:49,484 --> 00:58:53,529 is to catch those itchy little trimmings that fall down in your neck. 547 00:58:56,450 --> 00:58:58,868 And then there's this old purple one, you know... 548 00:58:58,952 --> 00:59:02,038 you just kind of drape around you like this. 549 00:59:04,625 --> 00:59:07,960 - I like that one. - Oh, Eddie. 550 00:59:09,796 --> 00:59:11,756 Why, Eddie, you're trembling. 551 00:59:13,926 --> 00:59:17,011 So am I. 552 00:59:19,181 --> 00:59:21,557 I have been waiting for this moment for so long. 553 01:00:01,223 --> 01:00:03,307 Edward! 554 01:00:03,392 --> 01:00:06,352 Edward, you come back here! You can't do that! 555 01:00:18,699 --> 01:00:22,285 Velcro, sweetheart. Velcro, and it hangs on the dashboard. 556 01:00:22,369 --> 01:00:24,787 - I've never seen that. - Sorry I'm late. 557 01:00:24,871 --> 01:00:28,874 Hi, Edward. Sorry, dear. We had to order without you. Here you go. 558 01:00:28,959 --> 01:00:31,669 So, Edward, did you have a productive day? 559 01:00:31,753 --> 01:00:34,672 Mrs. Monroe showed me where the salon's going to be. 560 01:00:34,756 --> 01:00:37,883 - You could have a cosmetics counter. - Wouldn't that be great? 561 01:00:37,968 --> 01:00:40,011 Great. 562 01:00:40,095 --> 01:00:44,473 And then she showed me the backroom, where she took all of her clothes off. 563 01:00:44,558 --> 01:00:48,311 Edward, I can't tell you how thrilled I am. I'm just as pleased as punch. 564 01:00:48,395 --> 01:00:51,314 This whole beauty parlor venture's gonna teach you volumes. 565 01:00:51,398 --> 01:00:54,066 There's nothing like running your own business. 566 01:00:54,151 --> 01:00:57,028 I've never done it myself, but from what I gather... 567 01:00:57,112 --> 01:00:59,989 it's the greatest satisfaction a working man can have. 568 01:01:00,073 --> 01:01:03,826 So I guess the bank's gonna be your next step, huh? 569 01:01:03,910 --> 01:01:09,040 - The bank? - Yeah, take out a loan, get yourself started. 570 01:01:09,124 --> 01:01:11,208 Nothing to worry about. 571 01:01:11,293 --> 01:01:15,004 With your talent and reputation, it's gonna be a snap. 572 01:01:15,088 --> 01:01:17,757 Yeah. 573 01:01:19,509 --> 01:01:23,512 No credit. No record of jobs you've held. 574 01:01:23,597 --> 01:01:28,059 No savings. No personal investments. 575 01:01:28,143 --> 01:01:31,103 No Social Security number. You may as well not even exist. 576 01:01:31,188 --> 01:01:33,272 There is no collateral. 577 01:01:33,357 --> 01:01:36,025 No, we already have a second on the house. 578 01:01:36,109 --> 01:01:38,361 But don't the testimonials make a difference? 579 01:01:38,445 --> 01:01:42,198 Did you see here? The mayor's wife can't wait to become a client. 580 01:01:42,282 --> 01:01:44,367 We simply can't do it. 581 01:01:44,451 --> 01:01:47,787 Now, get yourself a Social Security card, establish credit... 582 01:01:47,871 --> 01:01:49,955 and buy yourself a car. 583 01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:53,209 You have a decided advantage. You can get one of those handicapped placards. 584 01:01:53,293 --> 01:01:55,544 No problem. Park anywhere you like. 585 01:01:58,632 --> 01:02:01,467 I can't believe it. It's just an outrage. 586 01:02:01,551 --> 01:02:04,261 But don't you worry. This isn't the end of it. 587 01:02:04,346 --> 01:02:06,639 We'll get your money somehow. 588 01:02:08,141 --> 01:02:10,393 But that's breaking and entering. 589 01:02:10,477 --> 01:02:14,730 My parents have insurance up the rear. What'll it cost them? A little hassle? 590 01:02:14,815 --> 01:02:17,775 - A week, and my dad will have a new and better everything. - We can't. 591 01:02:17,859 --> 01:02:21,278 - Look, there's a guy who'll give us cash for this stuff. - Jim, I don't want to. 592 01:02:21,363 --> 01:02:24,990 You don't want us to have our own van like Denny's where we can be by ourselves? 593 01:02:25,075 --> 01:02:27,785 - With a mattress in the back? - Why can't you just do it? 594 01:02:27,869 --> 01:02:30,996 My father keeps the damn room locked. We need Edward to get us in. 595 01:02:31,081 --> 01:02:33,457 Can't you take the key, like, when he's sleeping or something? 596 01:02:33,542 --> 01:02:36,502 The only thing he hangs onto tighter is his dick. 597 01:02:36,586 --> 01:02:38,754 Come on, Kim. Razor blades will do anything for you. 598 01:02:38,839 --> 01:02:41,632 - What do you mean? That's not true. - No? Why don't you ask him? 599 01:02:41,716 --> 01:02:45,261 - That's not fair. - What's fair got to do with it? There isn't any other way. 600 01:02:45,345 --> 01:02:47,430 There's gotta be. 601 01:02:47,514 --> 01:02:52,184 Look, I've wracked my brain. Don't you want us to have our own van? 602 01:02:52,269 --> 01:02:54,353 Yeah. 603 01:02:56,606 --> 01:02:58,691 Jim, the lights are on. 604 01:02:58,775 --> 01:03:02,027 No. Those go on automatically. They're gone for the weekend. I told you. 605 01:03:02,112 --> 01:03:04,947 - That's right. In case of burglars. - You turned off the alarm? 606 01:03:05,031 --> 01:03:07,116 What do you think? Come on. Let's go. 607 01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:09,452 I hate this. I can't believe this is happening. 608 01:03:09,536 --> 01:03:13,038 - Are you sure he doesn't know this is Jim's house? - He's never been here. 609 01:03:13,123 --> 01:03:15,708 - This person stole from you? - Shh! Keep your voice down. 610 01:03:15,792 --> 01:03:18,294 I told you, he stole. Come on. Let's go. 611 01:03:18,378 --> 01:03:20,671 Tell his parents, and they'll make him give it back. 612 01:03:20,755 --> 01:03:23,466 Shh. I already tried, but the guy's parents are like he is. 613 01:03:23,550 --> 01:03:27,386 You told Kim you'd do this. Come on. Let's go. Come on. Come on! 614 01:03:27,471 --> 01:03:30,389 Come on. 615 01:03:31,933 --> 01:03:35,352 Okay. Come on. Come on. Come on. 616 01:03:35,437 --> 01:03:38,772 Come on. Come on! Come on! Oh, my God. Come on. 617 01:04:03,590 --> 01:04:06,050 The bastard had it wired separately. Come on! 618 01:04:06,134 --> 01:04:08,427 - No, Jim! We can't just leave him here! - Come on! 619 01:04:14,434 --> 01:04:16,519 Come on! Come on! Keep moving! 620 01:04:16,603 --> 01:04:18,687 - Come on. - I can't do this! 621 01:04:18,772 --> 01:04:21,023 - Come on, Kim. - Stop! 622 01:04:21,107 --> 01:04:23,150 Put me down! 623 01:04:50,971 --> 01:04:53,264 We know you're in there. 624 01:04:53,348 --> 01:04:58,310 We're in the process of deactivating the system so that you can come out. 625 01:05:10,490 --> 01:05:12,575 - Denny, turn around! - No way. 626 01:05:12,659 --> 01:05:15,828 Jim, it's your house. They can't arrest you for setting off the alarm. 627 01:05:15,912 --> 01:05:19,081 - We'll just— We'll tell 'em we freaked and ran! - We're not going back there. 628 01:05:19,165 --> 01:05:21,959 - We have to go back! - No, because my father would prosecute! 629 01:05:22,043 --> 01:05:26,171 - His own son? - Especially his own son! If Edward tells, I'll kill him! 630 01:05:26,256 --> 01:05:28,340 - Denny, turn around! - No! 631 01:05:28,425 --> 01:05:30,593 - Turn around! You have to! - No! 632 01:05:30,677 --> 01:05:34,763 We want your hands high in the air where we can see them. 633 01:05:39,436 --> 01:05:41,520 Your hands up! 634 01:05:46,901 --> 01:05:49,820 He's got something in his hands‒ looks like knives. 635 01:05:49,904 --> 01:05:52,364 Drop your weapons! 636 01:05:52,449 --> 01:05:55,284 I repeat— drop your weapons! 637 01:05:55,368 --> 01:05:58,037 I'm gonna ask you one more time. This is your last warning. 638 01:05:58,121 --> 01:06:00,164 Drop your weapons. 639 01:06:03,877 --> 01:06:07,463 If you fail to do so, we'll have to open fire. 640 01:06:07,547 --> 01:06:11,300 Don't make us do that, buddy! Drop your weapons! 641 01:06:11,384 --> 01:06:14,303 Drop them now! 642 01:06:14,387 --> 01:06:17,056 Looks like we got a psycho. Prepare to fire! 643 01:06:17,140 --> 01:06:19,224 - No, no, no! - Get back! 644 01:06:19,309 --> 01:06:22,353 Those are his hands! Those aren't weapons! Those are his hands! 645 01:06:22,437 --> 01:06:24,563 Please, we know him. 646 01:06:25,774 --> 01:06:27,775 All right. Cuff him. 647 01:06:34,699 --> 01:06:36,825 - But we can see him now? - You can see him now. 648 01:06:36,910 --> 01:06:40,079 - We're gonna have to hold him overnight for observation. - He has to stay all night? 649 01:06:40,163 --> 01:06:43,332 - You can pick him up in the morning. - Oh, dear. 650 01:06:43,416 --> 01:06:45,501 Oh, Edward. 651 01:06:45,585 --> 01:06:50,422 Hello, Edward. Oh, Edward, dear. I blame myself. 652 01:06:50,507 --> 01:06:53,425 What in God's name was going through your mind, son? 653 01:06:53,510 --> 01:06:55,594 Why didn't I set a better example? 654 01:06:55,679 --> 01:06:58,555 You saw how I envied Jim's parents their money. 655 01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:01,350 What were you gonna do with that stuff once you had it? 656 01:07:01,434 --> 01:07:04,186 I blithely say, "Oh, we'll get money for the salon somehow." 657 01:07:04,270 --> 01:07:06,355 But I never meant stealing. 658 01:07:06,439 --> 01:07:08,691 Dear, stealing's not the way to get it. 659 01:07:08,775 --> 01:07:11,193 Stealing's not the way to get anything. 660 01:07:11,277 --> 01:07:14,613 Except trouble, and you're in a serious heap of that. 661 01:07:14,698 --> 01:07:17,199 Oh, Edward, why ever did you do this? 662 01:07:17,283 --> 01:07:21,036 - Damn those TV programs. - Damn them all to hell. 663 01:07:21,121 --> 01:07:23,622 Or did somebody put you up to this? 664 01:07:36,010 --> 01:07:38,220 Will he be okay, Doc? 665 01:07:38,304 --> 01:07:41,098 The years spent in isolation have not equipped him... 666 01:07:41,182 --> 01:07:43,892 with the tools necessary to judge right from wrong. 667 01:07:43,977 --> 01:07:47,104 He's had no context. He's been completely without guidance. 668 01:07:47,188 --> 01:07:51,233 Furthermore, his work-- the garden sculptures, hairstyles and so forth‒ 669 01:07:51,317 --> 01:07:55,320 indicate that he's a highly imaginative, uh, character. 670 01:07:55,405 --> 01:07:57,906 It seems clear that his awareness of what we call "reality"... 671 01:07:57,991 --> 01:07:59,992 is radically underdeveloped. 672 01:08:00,076 --> 01:08:02,995 But will he be all right out there? 673 01:08:03,079 --> 01:08:05,164 Oh, yeah, he'll be fine. 674 01:08:11,588 --> 01:08:14,757 Listen, it could keep me up all night worrying about you. 675 01:08:14,841 --> 01:08:17,509 You watch yourself, you hear? 676 01:08:22,432 --> 01:08:25,809 I just happened to be up, so I heard all this noise and I ran out. 677 01:08:25,894 --> 01:08:30,272 All along, I felt in my gut there was something wrong with him. 678 01:08:30,356 --> 01:08:32,441 It could have been my house. 679 01:08:32,525 --> 01:08:35,527 - It could have been any of our houses, but‒ - I warned you, didn't I? 680 01:08:35,612 --> 01:08:38,197 I saw the sign of Satan on him. 681 01:08:38,281 --> 01:08:40,991 You didn't heed my warning, but now you will... 682 01:08:41,075 --> 01:08:43,368 because now you can see it too. 683 01:08:58,885 --> 01:09:00,969 Edward, just stay right here. 684 01:09:01,054 --> 01:09:03,555 - What do you have to say in your defense? - Nothing. 685 01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:06,350 - He doesn't want to talk right now. - You have to say something. 686 01:09:06,434 --> 01:09:08,685 - What? - No, h-he can't talk right now. 687 01:09:08,770 --> 01:09:11,146 - He can't talk. - No comments? No remarks? 688 01:09:11,231 --> 01:09:13,816 So, were you set up? What was going through your mind? 689 01:09:13,900 --> 01:09:17,027 - We have to get in the house! - What do you have to say for yourself? 690 01:09:17,111 --> 01:09:21,406 - He'll talk to you later. - One comment. Just one comment. 691 01:09:21,533 --> 01:09:23,534 Oh, for goodness sakes, Lois. 692 01:09:23,618 --> 01:09:27,412 I'm gonna see you at our Christmas party before I get you here for your haircut. 693 01:09:27,497 --> 01:09:30,332 Of course we're gonna have it this year. We have it every year. 694 01:09:30,416 --> 01:09:33,335 Why wouldn't we have it this year? 695 01:09:35,088 --> 01:09:39,466 Well, you may think that, but you're wrong. 696 01:09:43,763 --> 01:09:45,848 You're here. 697 01:09:47,934 --> 01:09:50,018 They didn't hurt you, did they? 698 01:09:52,480 --> 01:09:54,606 Were you scared? 699 01:09:58,152 --> 01:10:00,612 I tried to make Jim go back... 700 01:10:00,697 --> 01:10:03,699 but you can't make Jim do anything. 701 01:10:09,205 --> 01:10:11,707 Thank you for not telling them that we‒ 702 01:10:11,791 --> 01:10:14,877 You're welcome. 703 01:10:17,130 --> 01:10:20,841 It must have been awful when they told you whose house it was. 704 01:10:22,635 --> 01:10:25,762 I knew it was Jim's house. 705 01:10:25,847 --> 01:10:27,931 You did? 706 01:10:28,016 --> 01:10:30,017 Yes. 707 01:10:31,811 --> 01:10:34,021 Well, then why'd you do it? 708 01:10:35,481 --> 01:10:38,150 Because you asked me to. 709 01:10:41,988 --> 01:10:44,323 Kimba! Kimmy! 710 01:10:44,407 --> 01:10:46,491 Hey! 711 01:10:52,832 --> 01:10:55,667 - Don't! - What's the matter with you? 712 01:10:55,752 --> 01:10:58,170 When are you gonna stop? I did what I could. 713 01:10:58,254 --> 01:11:01,965 My old man thinks he's retarded. Otherwise he'd still be in jail. What more do you want from me? 714 01:11:02,050 --> 01:11:04,760 - You could tell the truth. - So could you! You were there too. 715 01:11:04,844 --> 01:11:09,264 - It wasn't my idea. You know I didn't want to do it. - But you did do it. 716 01:11:09,349 --> 01:11:13,268 I don't get why you give such a shit anyway. 717 01:11:43,424 --> 01:11:47,636 We're gonna try and help you find a way to replace the drapes and the towels... 718 01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:51,390 but our confidence in you, Edward, is not gonna be so easy to replace. 719 01:11:51,474 --> 01:11:53,892 Dad. 720 01:11:53,977 --> 01:11:56,645 Okay. A little ethics. 721 01:11:56,729 --> 01:12:01,191 You're walking down the street, find a suitcase full of money. There's nobody around. 722 01:12:01,275 --> 01:12:04,152 No human person is in evidence. What do you do? 723 01:12:04,237 --> 01:12:06,571 "A": you keep the money. 724 01:12:06,656 --> 01:12:11,201 "B": you use it to buy gifts for your friends and your loved ones. 725 01:12:11,285 --> 01:12:14,663 "C": you give it to the poor. 726 01:12:14,747 --> 01:12:18,166 "D": you turn it in to the police. 727 01:12:18,251 --> 01:12:20,585 - Dad, this is really stupid. - Kim! 728 01:12:20,670 --> 01:12:23,005 - I'd keep the money. - Simmer down. 729 01:12:23,089 --> 01:12:25,424 Edward? 730 01:12:25,508 --> 01:12:29,469 Hey, how 'bout after dinner we go down to the bowling alley? That would be fun. 731 01:12:29,554 --> 01:12:33,515 - You're not seeing Jim tonight? - No. 732 01:12:33,599 --> 01:12:36,101 You know, we had the coolest show-and-tell today. 733 01:12:36,185 --> 01:12:39,896 This kid brought in a box of baby possums-- 10, maybe 12‒ 734 01:12:39,981 --> 01:12:42,065 totally naked, no hair at all. 735 01:12:42,150 --> 01:12:45,152 Honey, this is fascinating, but I don't think your father's finished yet. 736 01:12:45,236 --> 01:12:48,363 Thank you, dear. Edward, we're waiting. 737 01:12:50,825 --> 01:12:53,535 Give it to my loved ones? 738 01:12:55,705 --> 01:12:59,583 Oh, Edward, it does seem that that's what you should do... 739 01:12:59,667 --> 01:13:01,793 but it's not. 740 01:13:04,172 --> 01:13:09,676 You dope! Everybody knows you're supposed to give it to the police. 741 01:13:09,761 --> 01:13:11,970 Good thinking, Kevin. 742 01:13:12,055 --> 01:13:14,765 Well, think about it, you guys. 743 01:13:14,849 --> 01:13:18,185 I mean, that's the nicer thing to do. That's what I would do. 744 01:13:18,269 --> 01:13:21,813 We're not trying to confuse him. We're trying to make things a bit easier for him. 745 01:13:21,898 --> 01:13:24,191 So let's cut the comedy for a little while. 746 01:13:24,275 --> 01:13:27,402 I am being serious, Dad. It's a much nicer thing to do. 747 01:13:27,487 --> 01:13:30,072 Well, we're not talking nice. We're talking right and wrong. 748 01:13:30,156 --> 01:13:32,657 - Shut up! - Oh, goodness sake. 749 01:13:32,742 --> 01:13:35,577 No wonder poor Edward can't learn right from wrong... 750 01:13:35,661 --> 01:13:37,746 living in this family! 751 01:13:37,830 --> 01:13:40,832 Well, did you hear what he did to Peg's curtains? 752 01:13:40,917 --> 01:13:43,794 It's unbelievable that they're having their Christmas party anyway. 753 01:13:43,878 --> 01:13:46,630 - Are you going? - I don't think so. 754 01:13:46,714 --> 01:13:49,758 He practically raped Joyce, you know, threatening her with those knives of his. 755 01:13:49,842 --> 01:13:51,927 It's a miracle she escaped. 756 01:13:52,011 --> 01:13:54,262 Oh, I don't have anything against Bill and Peg, but‒ 757 01:13:54,347 --> 01:13:57,265 I know, I know. And they've got that teenaged daughter in the house. 758 01:13:57,350 --> 01:14:02,437 Oh, those poor things. After what happened to me. Can you imagine? 759 01:14:02,522 --> 01:14:04,898 What did you say to Peg about the Christmas party? 760 01:14:04,982 --> 01:14:09,027 - I said I hoped we could make it. - I lied too. 761 01:14:28,881 --> 01:14:31,883 Edward? You want to give me that new haircut? 762 01:14:31,968 --> 01:14:34,803 - Again? - Yeah. Sure. 763 01:14:34,887 --> 01:14:39,224 It makes me proud to have you as my own personal hairdresser. 764 01:14:41,394 --> 01:14:43,478 - Hi, honey. - Oh, hi. 765 01:14:43,563 --> 01:14:46,565 - Kevin, you wanna play "Scissors, paper, stone"? - No. 766 01:14:46,649 --> 01:14:50,152 - Why? - It's boring. I'm tired of always winning. 767 01:14:50,236 --> 01:14:53,155 - Other people's feelings-- A few manners! - I'll be outside. 768 01:14:53,239 --> 01:14:55,323 Just never you mind, dear. 769 01:14:55,408 --> 01:14:57,909 Just— You cut away. Cut away. 770 01:15:20,766 --> 01:15:24,269 It needs something... else. What do you think, honey? 771 01:15:24,353 --> 01:15:27,272 - More bells? - More bells. Okay. 772 01:15:27,356 --> 01:15:30,066 Mom, do you really think we should be having this party? 773 01:15:30,151 --> 01:15:33,695 Of course I think we should be having this party. Of course I do. 774 01:15:33,779 --> 01:15:36,448 It's just what we need just to calm things down. 775 01:15:36,532 --> 01:15:40,493 And everything will just go back to normal. Hmm? 776 01:15:41,954 --> 01:15:44,664 Do you have any more bells, honey? 777 01:17:30,271 --> 01:17:32,731 Hey! 778 01:17:35,943 --> 01:17:38,361 Now you've done it. 779 01:17:38,446 --> 01:17:40,989 It's just a scratch, Jim. Really, it's okay. 780 01:17:41,073 --> 01:17:43,325 Stay back! Touch her again, and I'll kill you. 781 01:17:43,409 --> 01:17:45,910 - It's no big deal. - Call a doctor. He skewered Kim. 782 01:17:45,995 --> 01:17:48,747 - No! He didn't skewer me. - Stay away from her, okay? I mean it. 783 01:17:48,831 --> 01:17:50,915 You can't touch anything without destroying it. 784 01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:53,168 Who the hell do you think you are, hanging around? 785 01:17:53,252 --> 01:17:57,839 I want you to sit right down and wait for me to bring you some ice. 786 01:17:57,923 --> 01:18:00,342 Stay right there. I'll be right back. 787 01:18:06,432 --> 01:18:08,767 Get the hell out of here! 788 01:18:08,851 --> 01:18:12,103 Get the hell out! Go! Freak! 789 01:18:12,188 --> 01:18:14,939 Hey, Edward! Where you goin'? 790 01:18:22,656 --> 01:18:24,908 - Where is he? - He tried to hurt you. 791 01:18:24,992 --> 01:18:28,119 - No, he did not, and you know it. - Are you nuts? 792 01:18:28,204 --> 01:18:31,956 - I just saw him! - Jim, I don't love you anymore. 793 01:18:32,041 --> 01:18:34,959 I just want you to go! Okay? Just go! 794 01:18:35,044 --> 01:18:37,128 Are you serious? 795 01:18:37,213 --> 01:18:39,923 I'm gonna lose you to that? He isn't even human. 796 01:18:40,007 --> 01:18:42,592 Just get out of here! Okay? Just go! 797 01:18:50,351 --> 01:18:52,602 Dad, did you see where Edward went? 798 01:18:52,686 --> 01:18:55,397 Oh, I don't know. He just waltzed down the street. 799 01:18:55,481 --> 01:18:58,316 - We have to go find him, Mom. - Your father will find him. 800 01:18:58,401 --> 01:19:01,986 Go on in the house. I'll take care of it. I'll go find him. 801 01:19:20,047 --> 01:19:24,175 Oh! Edward! I'm calling the police! 802 01:20:11,432 --> 01:20:16,519 - All that blood, sweetie, and it was just a little cut. 803 01:20:16,604 --> 01:20:18,730 Oh. 804 01:20:24,570 --> 01:20:27,489 Hello, Mrs. Boggs. I'm here to see the man with the hands. 805 01:20:29,116 --> 01:20:31,493 Oh. Uh‒ 806 01:20:31,577 --> 01:20:34,496 He's not here. Thank you. 807 01:20:34,580 --> 01:20:36,998 Oh, dear. 808 01:20:38,959 --> 01:20:42,337 - Helen. Helen, did you actually see him? - Yes! Look! 809 01:20:42,421 --> 01:20:45,924 Don't start, everyone! 810 01:20:48,511 --> 01:20:50,637 I'm looking for the man with the scissors. 811 01:20:50,721 --> 01:20:54,140 - Thank God you're here. - He went right down there that way. 812 01:20:54,225 --> 01:20:57,560 All right. Calm down. Calm down. Go on home. We'll handle it. 813 01:20:57,645 --> 01:20:59,729 Just go home. 814 01:20:59,813 --> 01:21:02,524 - He's a demon. A demon. - You've gotta catch him. 815 01:21:02,608 --> 01:21:05,360 - You've gotta do something! - I think he's at my house. 816 01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:14,369 I'm sure your father will find him soon. 817 01:21:14,453 --> 01:21:16,955 What time is it? 818 01:21:17,039 --> 01:21:21,209 It's almost 8:30. Great party, huh? 819 01:21:21,293 --> 01:21:23,920 Where are they? 820 01:21:24,004 --> 01:21:26,631 God, I hope he's okay. 821 01:21:26,715 --> 01:21:28,800 So do I, honey. 822 01:21:33,222 --> 01:21:38,393 You know, when I brought Edward down here to live with us... 823 01:21:38,477 --> 01:21:41,980 I really didn't think things through. 824 01:21:42,064 --> 01:21:45,400 And I didn't think about what could happen to him... 825 01:21:46,652 --> 01:21:48,736 or to us... 826 01:21:48,821 --> 01:21:52,323 or to the neighborhood. 827 01:21:52,408 --> 01:21:54,701 And now I think that maybe... 828 01:21:56,370 --> 01:21:59,747 it might be best if he goes... 829 01:21:59,832 --> 01:22:02,667 back up there. 830 01:22:02,751 --> 01:22:05,503 Because at least there, he's safe. 831 01:22:07,423 --> 01:22:10,550 And we'd just go back to normal. 832 01:22:12,678 --> 01:22:15,805 Well, I got halfway to the Whitmans'. I didn't see him anywhere. 833 01:22:15,889 --> 01:22:19,183 Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Well, let's get in the car and go look for him. 834 01:22:19,268 --> 01:22:21,352 - Where's Kevin now? - He's at Max's. 835 01:22:21,437 --> 01:22:24,439 Oh, for God's sakes. Where do you think you're going, young lady? 836 01:22:24,523 --> 01:22:27,650 - With you guys. - No, you're staying here in case somebody shows up. 837 01:22:27,735 --> 01:22:29,861 We'll be right back, dear. 838 01:23:08,651 --> 01:23:11,611 Police. 839 01:23:47,314 --> 01:23:49,774 Edward? 840 01:23:51,985 --> 01:23:54,112 Are you okay? 841 01:23:55,447 --> 01:23:58,366 Yes. Are you okay? 842 01:24:01,161 --> 01:24:03,246 Where is everybody? 843 01:24:03,330 --> 01:24:07,125 Out looking for you. 844 01:24:11,964 --> 01:24:14,006 Hold me. 845 01:24:27,813 --> 01:24:30,356 I can't. 846 01:24:57,676 --> 01:25:01,429 I know it's a little early for Christmas, Edward... 847 01:25:01,513 --> 01:25:03,556 but, uh... 848 01:25:05,559 --> 01:25:08,436 I have a present for you. 849 01:27:05,637 --> 01:27:10,224 Forget holding her hand. Picture the damage he could do other places. 850 01:27:10,309 --> 01:27:13,811 Yeah. That's sick. 851 01:27:17,524 --> 01:27:21,569 I feel like I'm gonna pass out or puke or something. 852 01:27:21,653 --> 01:27:24,155 Later. First take me to her house. 853 01:27:24,239 --> 01:27:27,700 - Oh, come on, Jim. Don't make me drive. - Just do it! 854 01:27:27,784 --> 01:27:30,411 Jesus. Maybe she was right about you. 855 01:27:30,495 --> 01:27:32,538 - Just drive! - Relax! 856 01:27:36,668 --> 01:27:39,378 - See you tomorrow. Call me. - All right. 857 01:27:57,856 --> 01:28:00,232 Have they caught him yet? 858 01:28:00,317 --> 01:28:04,236 - Who? - Him— that cripple. 859 01:28:06,490 --> 01:28:09,867 Yeah. Let me know when they do. 860 01:28:11,954 --> 01:28:14,872 Let us all know, okay? 861 01:28:14,957 --> 01:28:17,041 Like a good boy. 862 01:28:37,062 --> 01:28:39,188 Kevin. 863 01:28:43,485 --> 01:28:47,405 Are you okay? Oh! It's okay. 864 01:28:47,489 --> 01:28:50,908 Ow! Ow! Ow! 865 01:28:50,993 --> 01:28:54,370 Edward, stop. Stop. 866 01:28:54,454 --> 01:28:56,747 - Don't! Stop! - Edward, stop! 867 01:28:58,083 --> 01:29:00,543 Somebody help us! 868 01:29:00,627 --> 01:29:04,922 - Help! - What are you doing? Get away from him! Ow! 869 01:29:09,720 --> 01:29:12,138 Somebody call the police! 870 01:29:13,598 --> 01:29:15,683 - Let go of me! - Why? 871 01:29:15,767 --> 01:29:18,060 Kevin! 872 01:29:18,145 --> 01:29:21,856 - Hey! Get off of him! - Kevin! 873 01:29:24,192 --> 01:29:28,070 - Get away! - Edward, come home. Come home. 874 01:29:36,580 --> 01:29:39,248 Stop it! Stop! 875 01:29:57,809 --> 01:29:59,852 Run. 876 01:30:27,464 --> 01:30:30,925 Kevin's all right! It was just the tiniest scratch. 877 01:30:31,009 --> 01:30:33,969 And he's gone. Let's not bother him. All right? 878 01:30:34,054 --> 01:30:36,847 Let's just leave him alone. 879 01:30:43,772 --> 01:30:45,856 Go on, run. 880 01:30:50,195 --> 01:30:52,279 - What happened? - Okay, is he dead? 881 01:30:52,364 --> 01:30:57,118 - Did you get him? - It's all over. Go on home. There's nothing more to see. 882 01:30:57,202 --> 01:30:59,620 - What happened out there? - I don't want to go home! 883 01:30:59,704 --> 01:31:01,872 I want to know. I want some answers from you. 884 01:31:01,957 --> 01:31:04,041 It is all over. 885 01:31:04,126 --> 01:31:07,837 Where is he? Where is he? 886 01:31:07,921 --> 01:31:11,799 Get back here! I want to ask you something! 887 01:31:12,926 --> 01:31:15,553 Hey, I want to ask you. 888 01:31:16,763 --> 01:31:19,014 - Did you see‒ - Look at that. 889 01:31:19,099 --> 01:31:22,226 - There's nobody in that car. - They don't have him. 890 01:31:22,310 --> 01:31:24,395 - What are we gonna do? - I'm going. 891 01:31:24,479 --> 01:31:26,772 - No. Careful. - That's not a good idea. 892 01:32:30,795 --> 01:32:32,838 They're coming? 893 01:32:35,508 --> 01:32:37,635 Did I hurt Kevin? 894 01:32:37,719 --> 01:32:41,555 No. He's okay. Mostly he was just scared. 895 01:32:43,141 --> 01:32:46,435 Edward, I was so afraid. 896 01:32:46,519 --> 01:32:48,812 I thought you were dead. 897 01:32:55,570 --> 01:32:58,030 I didn't. 898 01:33:06,456 --> 01:33:08,999 No! 899 01:33:09,084 --> 01:33:11,627 No! 900 01:33:17,467 --> 01:33:19,635 No! Jim! 901 01:33:19,719 --> 01:33:22,680 Stop! No! 902 01:33:37,862 --> 01:33:39,697 No! 903 01:33:43,285 --> 01:33:47,204 Stop it or I'll kill you myself. 904 01:33:52,294 --> 01:33:55,879 Bullshit! 905 01:33:57,299 --> 01:34:00,050 Hey! I said stay away from her! 906 01:34:59,944 --> 01:35:01,987 Good-bye. 907 01:35:11,539 --> 01:35:15,125 I love you. 908 01:36:02,298 --> 01:36:05,217 Is he in there? 909 01:36:07,053 --> 01:36:09,179 He's dead. 910 01:36:12,851 --> 01:36:15,936 The roof caved in on him. 911 01:36:16,020 --> 01:36:19,022 They killed each other. 912 01:36:21,067 --> 01:36:23,819 You can see for yourselves. 913 01:36:25,864 --> 01:36:28,574 See? 914 01:36:36,583 --> 01:36:38,709 I'm going home. 915 01:36:46,426 --> 01:36:48,886 Good night. 916 01:37:06,654 --> 01:37:09,072 She never saw him again. 917 01:37:10,575 --> 01:37:12,784 Not after that night. 918 01:37:12,869 --> 01:37:14,953 How do you know? 919 01:37:22,295 --> 01:37:25,172 Because I was there. 920 01:37:25,256 --> 01:37:28,967 You could have gone up there. You still could go. 921 01:37:30,303 --> 01:37:32,554 No, sweetheart. 922 01:37:32,639 --> 01:37:35,766 I'm an old woman now. 923 01:37:35,850 --> 01:37:39,645 I would rather he remember me the way I was. 924 01:38:13,096 --> 01:38:15,806 How do you know he's still alive? 925 01:38:17,809 --> 01:38:21,228 I... don't know, not for sure. 926 01:38:21,312 --> 01:38:25,482 But... I believe he is. 927 01:38:34,659 --> 01:38:36,743 You see... 928 01:38:36,828 --> 01:38:39,746 before he came down here... 929 01:38:39,831 --> 01:38:41,873 it never snowed. 930 01:38:45,670 --> 01:38:48,755 And afterwards... 931 01:38:48,840 --> 01:38:50,882 it did. 932 01:38:52,343 --> 01:38:54,928 If he weren't up there now... 933 01:38:55,013 --> 01:38:58,181 I don't think it would be snowing. 934 01:38:59,684 --> 01:39:03,937 Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it.