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-Oh, did you bring the turmeric?

2
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-Me?

3
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-It's just us in the car.

4
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-Right...
-Mm.

5
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-I didn't--I didn't--
I didn't--I didn't bring it.

6
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No, I thought--
I thought it would--

7
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I thought it was on your list.
I thought--

8
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-Baby, you said you wanted
to be more involved.

9
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-And I do.
-You do.

10
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But you didn't bring
the turmeric?

11
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-I did not.
-Okay, well,

12
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then we're going
to have to get a divorce.

13
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-That feels right.

14
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-It's a shame.
-Yeah.

15
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-It's been fun.
-It's been a great time.

16
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You know, I would have
rather gotten a divorce

17
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over paprika or something spicy.

18
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-What time are they coming?

19
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-Melanie said she's going
to cook dinner.

20
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-Oh. She any good?

21
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- I don't really think so.

22
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-Just pretend to like it.
-No, what? Of course.

23
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What? I would never just like...

24
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-You look at your plate
at dinner parties

25
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sometimes like
you've been poisoned.

26
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No, that is only when
I don't know what's happening.

27
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-No, if I'm prepared going
into it, then I can deliver.

28
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Watch.

29
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"Mm, oh my God, Melanie.

30
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"This food is unreal.

31
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"You know, I've read
your cookbook six times.

32
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Turmeric,
what a stroke of genius."

33
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<i>- </i> <i>Be nice to her.</i>
<i>- Of course I'll be nice.</i>

34
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Hey, Mitchey!

35
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-Hey, Josh.

36
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-Oh, man.
-Hey.

37
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-Bring it in, brother.
-Yeah.

38
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-Yeah, yeah. Oh.

39
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-Hey. You look great.
-Huh.

40
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-You got to put some chains
on these tires

41
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if you're going
to be off-roading.

42
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-Yeah, I don't think
that's in the cards for the BMW.

43
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- You're so gorgeous.

44
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-Ah, hey...
-What's different?

45
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-Same old stuff.

46
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-No, it's something fun.

47
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Did you see my doctor?

48
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-No.
-What is it?

49
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-Ah...abject depression?

50
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I don't know.
I'm really not sure.

51
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-I got it. No, no, no.
-You sure?

52
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-Oh, yeah.
-'Cause I can do it.

53
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-Oh, my gosh!
-Sweetie. He knows

54
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-how to carry groceries.
-You just keep it vertical.

55
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-It's something he's done
probably most of his life.

56
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- <i>Really? Serious?</i>

57
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-Why do you look like
you're dressed for a funeral?

58
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- <i>Why do you look like</i>
<i>Winona Ryder</i>

59
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<i>during her klepto phase?</i>

60
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Come here.

61
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-You're so funny.

62
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-Can't you ever start
with something nice,

63
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-like, "Hey,
-Oh.

64
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Mitch, you look so well rested."

65
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-You do.
-You're my best friend.

66
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-Let me get this.
-"Have you been working out?"

67
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I mean, I haven't,
but you could lie.

68
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- You look great.

69
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- Thank you.
- I just don't understand

70
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why you didn't change
the outfit.

71
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- Well, I didn't know
we were vacationing

72
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in Santa's workshop.

73
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- <i>Right. My turn. Ready?</i>

74
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A puppy.

75
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- Whoa. Oh, my goodness, babe.
<i>- Whoa, yes.</i>

76
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-You like it?
-These are so hard to find.

77
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- I know.
- And very expensive.

78
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I know.

79
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-Thank you.
-Of course.

80
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Wow. Mm.

81
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-Okay, okay. Uh, my turn.

82
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-Oh, I hope you like it.

83
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You're so hard to shop for.

84
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-Oh. Wow. It's--

85
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-It's a shirt.
-Wow.

86
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Mmm!

87
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-It's for going out.
-Uh-huh.

88
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-Remember you said
you wanted to go out more

89
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-so I--
-Uh-huh, yeah.

90
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-Need something for that.
-Great brand.

91
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-Yeah.
-Really great brand.

92
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-And color.

93
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-I love this.

94
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- <i>You do?</i>
- Yes, I love it.

95
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-You'll wear it?
-Yes.

96
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-To the club? Yeah?
-Uh-huh.

97
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Cheers.

98
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-Yes.
-Mm-hm.

99
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-Um, thank you all
for being here for this

100
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Christmas-New-Year-thingamajig
weekend,

101
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so that we don't have to
spend time with our families...

102
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-Hallelujah.

103
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-...where we will be relaxing...
-Yes.

104
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-...hiking in the wee hours
of the morning.

105
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-Not me.
-Didn't you just say relaxing?

106
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-...and we will be trying
to generally forget

107
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about politics, Texas,
global warming,

108
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and all the other things
that ruin the possibility

109
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-of a pleasant existence.
-Mm-hm.

110
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-To old friends.

111
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To his lucky break.

112
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And to my lucky break.

113
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-Cheers.
-Cheers.

114
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Mm!

115
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- <i>Six a.m.,</i>
<i>meet me out front.</i>

116
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<i>If we don't get to the top</i>.

117
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-What time you be back?

118
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-Um, hour or so.

119
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Gotta make it to the top.

120
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-When you get back?

121
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-Ah, I don't know.

122
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Like an hour and
forty-five minutes round trip,

123
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give or take five
depending on the wind.

124
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Sure you don't wanna come?

125
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- Mm-mm. No.
- Okay. Love you.

126
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- Love you.
<i>- Bye.</i>

127
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-Bye-bye.

128
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- Okay.

129
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-You're late.

130
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-We both know that's impossible.
Let's go.

131
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I mean, you don't care
if your mouth smells like it,

132
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but your hand,
that's where you cross the line?

133
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-Yeah, then no one knows
I smoke.

134
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- <i>Debs, everyone</i>
<i>knows you smoke.</i>

135
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-Mine's gonna be better
than yours.

136
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Mitch! Stop it!

137
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What?! That is so uncalled for.

138
00:08:00,014 --> 00:08:01,882
-Remember when I showed up
at a shoot

139
00:08:01,983 --> 00:08:03,818
and you were like,
"I know what I want to do.

140
00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:05,419
I want to be an asshole."

141
00:08:05,519 --> 00:08:08,255
-I fell in my own pee!

142
00:08:08,356 --> 00:08:09,657
-Can I ask you
a personal question?

143
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And I don't want you
to get upset.

144
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-Yes.
-Do you need a pep talk?

145
00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:14,929
-No. Don't do it.

146
00:08:15,029 --> 00:08:16,364
-I am smart.

147
00:08:16,464 --> 00:08:18,199
-I am going to let you read it
when it exists.

148
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- I am talented.
- Ah.

149
00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:22,603
-I have very
interesting world views,

150
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and the only thing
holding me back

151
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is my lower-than-average
self-worth,

152
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given my higher-than-average
personal expectations.

153
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-Yeah, that is correct.

154
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-My friend Mitch

155
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-loves me dearly...
-Yes.

156
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-...and will read any draft
at any time.

157
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-Thank you and amen.

158
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- <i>Amen.</i>

159
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- <i>Can I ask you a</i>
<i>question?</i>

160
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-Shoot.
-Why didn't you wear

161
00:08:45,026 --> 00:08:46,093
your new silk shirt?

162
00:08:46,327 --> 00:08:49,563
-Jesus, who am I,
David fucking Hasselhoff?

163
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-It was a very optimistic gift.

164
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- And Josh.

165
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Josh calling me Mitchey.

166
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-No!
-No.

167
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-I'm very sorry.
-Because like only you

168
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and my mom can call me that.

169
00:09:02,176 --> 00:09:04,478
Do you, uh, know
where you're going?

170
00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:06,047
-It's a shortcut.

171
00:09:06,147 --> 00:09:09,316
Come on. Hurry.

172
00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,890
-You know what's
super interesting

173
00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:19,293
about this path
is it's not a path at all.

174
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Oh, God.

175
00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:26,734
Hey.

176
00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:30,505
Hey, you're gonna get
Lyme disease.

177
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Why is he
looking at me?

178
00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:41,782
- Oh, my god. Wow.

179
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Oh, shit.

180
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- <i>Ah!</i>
<i>- Duck!</i>

181
00:09:57,131 --> 00:09:59,534
- <i>God. They're never going</i>
<i>to believe us.</i>

182
00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:00,601
-Of course they will.

183
00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:01,602
-I mean we...
-We have cuts.

184
00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:03,437
-...literally could have died.

185
00:10:03,538 --> 00:10:05,473
We were just like inches.

186
00:10:05,574 --> 00:10:06,941
Just inches from death.

187
00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:08,342
-I need--I need a sec.

188
00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:10,344
-Do you think God is trying
to tell us something?

189
00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:11,612
-Yeah.

190
00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:13,114
Stay on the path.

191
00:10:16,217 --> 00:10:17,451
He hath arisen.

192
00:10:17,552 --> 00:10:19,687
-Eh, it's too early.

193
00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:21,489
He's probably just peeing.

194
00:10:21,590 --> 00:10:23,558
-Oh, wow.

195
00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:24,959
Hey, bud.

196
00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:26,327
Not bad.

197
00:10:26,427 --> 00:10:28,963
Is he flexing
or is he just like that?

198
00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:30,865
-He's just like that.

199
00:10:30,965 --> 00:10:32,166
-Asshole.

200
00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:39,473
-Jesus, Josh,
go under the covers first.

201
00:10:39,574 --> 00:10:41,308
Honey, we can see you.

202
00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:43,277
Get under the covers.

203
00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:46,413
Don't look.

204
00:10:52,353 --> 00:10:53,622
-Is that...

205
00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:56,490
-I'm sorry. What?

206
00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:03,197
-They can't be. No.

207
00:11:06,635 --> 00:11:12,607
I think I'm gonna be sick.

208
00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:16,343
-You motherfucking
piece of shit.

209
00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:18,445
Stop it right now!

210
00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:23,450
-Wait...wait...wait!

211
00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:24,485
-Hey!

212
00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:27,556
- Wait. Just wait.
- What are you doing?!

213
00:11:27,656 --> 00:11:29,757
- Wait.
- We have to stop them!

214
00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,892
The longer we wait,

215
00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:35,696
the longer your fucking wife
gets to fuck my fucking husband.

216
00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:36,897
Let me go!

217
00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:38,232
-Damn it. Stop.

218
00:11:41,235 --> 00:11:42,436
-Okay, just calm down.
-What are you doing? This is not

219
00:11:42,537 --> 00:11:44,705
-what you do right now.
-Just shut up! Okay?

220
00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:46,541
-What? Why are you...?

221
00:11:46,641 --> 00:11:48,610
-Just shut up and listen.

222
00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:50,579
-Mitch.
-Listen for one second, okay?

223
00:11:50,679 --> 00:11:51,580
Think about what's
about to happen.

224
00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:53,247
We go in there,
we confront them.

225
00:11:53,347 --> 00:11:54,782
They end up leaving us
for each other.

226
00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:57,652
They try it out for two months
but it doesn't work out.

227
00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:59,621
So they beg us
to come back to them.

228
00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:02,156
But we are too bitter
and angry to say yes.

229
00:12:02,256 --> 00:12:06,727
So each one of us ends up
depressed, angry, and lonely,

230
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:11,065
masturbating on our couches.
Because of this moment.

231
00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:15,604
Because of how we handle
this moment right here.

232
00:12:15,704 --> 00:12:17,471
-Mitch, I can't pretend
I didn't see it.

233
00:12:17,572 --> 00:12:19,139
How can you pretend
you didn't see it?

234
00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:22,142
-I don't fucking know, Deb.
I don't fucking know.

235
00:12:22,243 --> 00:12:23,410
-But all I'm asking...
-This does not...

236
00:12:23,511 --> 00:12:26,814
-All I'm asking
is that you just,

237
00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:30,317
just give me the time
to think about it.

238
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,320
I'm just asking you
not to go in there

239
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:36,524
and blow up both of our lives

240
00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:40,361
before we have had a chance
to plan next steps.

241
00:12:40,461 --> 00:12:42,731
That's it. That's it.

242
00:12:45,266 --> 00:12:46,701
Just wait.

243
00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:55,276
-Okay.
-Okay.

244
00:12:55,376 --> 00:12:57,444
-Okay.
-Okay.

245
00:12:59,748 --> 00:13:01,148
-Okay.

246
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,318
<i>God.</i>

247
00:13:13,728 --> 00:13:14,729
-What time did they say?

248
00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:16,297
-Uh, should be about now.

249
00:13:16,397 --> 00:13:18,232
-Okay. You take cream?

250
00:13:18,332 --> 00:13:19,734
-Black.

251
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,468
-Here.

252
00:13:21,569 --> 00:13:22,836
-Look.

253
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,071
-Hey.

254
00:13:26,608 --> 00:13:28,475
They're here.

255
00:13:28,576 --> 00:13:30,210
- <i>Baby.</i>
<i>- Hey, there she is.</i>

256
00:13:30,311 --> 00:13:31,879
- You're back!
- Oh.

257
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,748
- Did you make it
to the top of the mountain?

258
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:37,851
- <i>Cop?</i>
<i>- </i> Yeah, an undercover cop.

259
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:39,286
-Oh, my god.
-Your best friend in high school

260
00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:40,387
was an undercover cop.

261
00:13:40,622 --> 00:13:42,524
-Only I didn't know
that at the time. Right.

262
00:13:42,624 --> 00:13:45,859
Only later after the drug bust,
the school admitted that Gerald

263
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,562
was not, in fact Gerald.

264
00:13:47,662 --> 00:13:50,230
- <i>You guys, you...</i>
<i>you...you did drugs together?</i>

265
00:13:50,331 --> 00:13:51,398
Hell, yeah.

266
00:13:51,633 --> 00:13:52,499
- <i>Yeah. I mean,</i>
<i>if you wanted it,</i>

267
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:53,735
<i>Gerald could get it, man.</i>

268
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:54,968
<i>That was</i>

269
00:13:55,069 --> 00:13:57,539
-Is anyone else cold?

270
00:13:57,639 --> 00:13:59,473
I'm just freezing.

271
00:14:01,342 --> 00:14:02,610
-I'm okay.

272
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:03,911
-I don't think the
heater's blowing, actually.

273
00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:05,714
-I was going to call if that's--
-I'll just call.

274
00:14:05,814 --> 00:14:07,948
- <i>Okay.</i>
<i>- Thank you.</i>

275
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,216
- <i>Okay.</i>
- Thanks.

276
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:13,921
Um, you know, the hardest part
about it was I lost a friend.

277
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,590
- <i>Oh, I didn't even</i>
<i>think of that.</i>

278
00:14:15,690 --> 00:14:16,924
- Hi, Gary.
<i>- Hello.</i>

279
00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:18,959
-So hard to make friends
in high school, you know?

280
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:21,428
- Well, not for you, I'm sure.

281
00:14:21,529 --> 00:14:24,699
-These are your renters
at 24167 Oak Grove?

282
00:14:24,799 --> 00:14:25,966
-And how did you find out?

283
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,736
-Excellent question.
How did I find out?

284
00:14:27,836 --> 00:14:28,770
-The heat's broken.

285
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,237
-Mail. In the microwave...
-Oh.

286
00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:31,639
-...under a different name.

287
00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,340
Uh, wouldn't always respond
to his first name

288
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:34,542
in, like, a normal
amount of time.

289
00:14:34,642 --> 00:14:35,710
-Freezing. Yeah.

290
00:14:35,810 --> 00:14:36,711
-He lived alone.

291
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:40,080
- Come on.

292
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:44,619
-No offense, but, like, yeah.

293
00:14:44,719 --> 00:14:47,488
Yeah, any idiot would sort
of know at that point.

294
00:14:47,589 --> 00:14:49,289
-So it's homecoming, right?

295
00:14:49,390 --> 00:14:51,793
And I just know something's
about to go down

296
00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:53,260
because, like, he's being weird.

297
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,962
-This evening? Are you kidding?

298
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:57,498
We're going to freeze
to death by then.

299
00:15:00,502 --> 00:15:03,303
Uh, yep. We will most
likely survive, Gary.

300
00:15:03,404 --> 00:15:04,405
- <i>There's extra blankets</i>
- Mm-hm.

301
00:15:04,506 --> 00:15:05,740
<i>-in all the closets.</i>

302
00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:08,108
-Thank you, sir.

303
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,878
Uh, yeah, thanks.

304
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:17,251
-Well, he said there may be
a storm tonight,

305
00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:20,120
so we should chop some wood
and use the fireplace

306
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,989
until the repair guy
can get here.

307
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,592
-Okay, well, yeah,
me and Mitch will chop wood

308
00:15:24,692 --> 00:15:25,860
while you guys go for supplies.

309
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,729
-When who goes for supplies?

310
00:15:27,829 --> 00:15:32,332
-When you and Melanie go
into town to get groceries.

311
00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:34,935
-Oh, I think Mitch
and I should go.

312
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,771
-Yeah.
-Melanie cooked.

313
00:15:36,871 --> 00:15:38,840
-She should rest.
-Oh, no. No, no, it's fine.

314
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,174
I have some spices to get.
Right, baby?

315
00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:41,442
So it's better if I'm there.

316
00:15:41,709 --> 00:15:43,812
-Yeah. And me and Mitch,
we're going to chop wood,

317
00:15:43,912 --> 00:15:45,179
because Mitch has never
done it before.

318
00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:48,482
-So the women cook
and the men chop wood?

319
00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:51,385
-Babe, do you want to chop wood?

320
00:15:51,485 --> 00:15:54,188
-No, it's fine.

321
00:15:54,288 --> 00:15:55,857
Whatever.

322
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:57,958
I'm going to go for a ciggy.

323
00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,794
-Oh, but you'll miss
the end of the story.

324
00:15:59,894 --> 00:16:01,563
-I've heard this one.

325
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:07,836
-So I took the microphone
and I say,

326
00:16:07,936 --> 00:16:11,371
"Hey, man, no brother of mine
would ever trick these kids

327
00:16:11,472 --> 00:16:14,208
into selling drugs
for a pay check."

328
00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:17,478
So I turn to the audience,
I say,

329
00:16:17,579 --> 00:16:18,847
"This guy is not

330
00:16:18,947 --> 00:16:20,414
your homecoming king.

331
00:16:20,515 --> 00:16:23,751
In fact, this guy
isn't even Gerald."

332
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:33,695
-So, do you go back
to work next week,

333
00:16:33,795 --> 00:16:34,863
-or do you get a few days off
-I go back on Monday.

334
00:16:34,963 --> 00:16:36,531
-after New Year?
-I don't really get time off.

335
00:16:36,631 --> 00:16:37,532
-And is it still the same...

336
00:16:37,732 --> 00:16:39,099
-editing? Editing, yeah.
-Editing, yeah.

337
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,769
Other people write the books,
and I edit them.

338
00:16:43,538 --> 00:16:45,740
-Oh, yeah, for now.

339
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:47,775
-Well, I mean,
your first book was...

340
00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:51,880
it was...it's so sad.

341
00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:53,848
-Thank you?
-Oh, yeah.

342
00:16:53,948 --> 00:16:55,683
Yeah, very depressing.

343
00:16:58,553 --> 00:17:00,053
Right.

344
00:17:04,626 --> 00:17:05,593
-It's normal for second books

345
00:17:05,693 --> 00:17:07,227
-to take a while.
-Oh, my gosh.

346
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:09,062
Yeah, absolutely.

347
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:12,634
It--it--it took me months
to get out my second cookbook.

348
00:17:12,734 --> 00:17:14,936
And you know what?

349
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:17,371
Actually, when I was
about to give up,

350
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:21,141
I heard the most incredible
thing on the radio from Cher.

351
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:24,077
She was talking about how
there's always so much pressure

352
00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:26,079
put on the sophomore album,
but at the end of the day,

353
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:29,751
the only person's opinion
is your own.

354
00:17:32,587 --> 00:17:33,555
-Hm.

355
00:17:35,023 --> 00:17:36,558
-I turned in my book
the next week.

356
00:17:37,692 --> 00:17:39,994
Oop.

357
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:46,433
-I hope to be managing my
own fund one of these days.

358
00:17:46,534 --> 00:17:48,168
Working for myself, like you.

359
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:51,204
Instead of always just
working for the man.

360
00:17:52,540 --> 00:17:53,641
-Why don't you just quit?

361
00:17:53,741 --> 00:17:55,944
-Well, I just got promoted.

362
00:17:56,044 --> 00:17:58,613
Figure ten more years
never hurt anybody.

363
00:18:00,915 --> 00:18:02,349
-A fund.

364
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:03,952
-Yes.

365
00:18:04,052 --> 00:18:05,687
-You know, this is going
to sound crazy

366
00:18:05,787 --> 00:18:08,823
because you've actually
been talking about it for years,

367
00:18:08,923 --> 00:18:10,592
but, like,
if I really hum on it,

368
00:18:10,692 --> 00:18:13,260
I do not think...

369
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,663
Yeah, I don't think I actually
know what you do, man.

370
00:18:22,537 --> 00:18:25,472
-Oh, do you have any
dietary restrictions?

371
00:18:25,573 --> 00:18:27,174
-No, not that I'm aware of.

372
00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:29,510
-And Josh, I think he said
he's not on meat right now.

373
00:18:29,611 --> 00:18:31,178
Right?

374
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:32,814
-When did he say that?
He loves meat.

375
00:18:32,914 --> 00:18:35,049
He eats meat all the time.

376
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:37,051
-Oh, maybe I misheard.

377
00:18:38,953 --> 00:18:41,488
We'll get fish just to be safe.

378
00:18:41,589 --> 00:18:44,124
Streamers!

379
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:45,727
-I'm going to get you
all set up.

380
00:18:45,827 --> 00:18:46,961
Hey, yo. Way.

381
00:18:47,061 --> 00:18:49,196
Shit. Man.

382
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:53,300
- I'm just...a little,

383
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,970
uh...a little rusty, I guess.

384
00:18:57,639 --> 00:19:01,174
Yeah. Yeah.

385
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,745
-I gotta tell you, man,
since me and Debs

386
00:19:03,845 --> 00:19:05,212
started spending
every other weekend

387
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:06,848
-in the country...
-Yeah.

388
00:19:06,948 --> 00:19:09,249
-...my whole outlook on life
has changed.

389
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:10,718
-From what to what?

390
00:19:10,818 --> 00:19:12,419
-It's like from being an ant
to being a deer.

391
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:13,588
-Mm.
-Yeah.

392
00:19:13,688 --> 00:19:15,222
From being a cog in the wheel

393
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:17,257
to the man driving a tractor,
you know?

394
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:19,426
-Yeah.

395
00:19:19,527 --> 00:19:21,863
-It has done wonders
for our relationship

396
00:19:23,531 --> 00:19:25,700
-You guys having trouble?

397
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:29,169
-...learn a new language,
travel more,

398
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:31,673
master the art of the casserole.

399
00:19:31,773 --> 00:19:32,774
Do you have any?

400
00:19:32,874 --> 00:19:33,841
-No.

401
00:19:34,976 --> 00:19:36,544
- <i>None?</i>

402
00:19:36,644 --> 00:19:37,945
-The groceries are on me,
by the way.

403
00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:39,547
-No, on me.

404
00:19:39,647 --> 00:19:42,717
Mitchey gave me
his black card.

405
00:19:42,817 --> 00:19:45,485
Oh! And I want
to get pregnant finally.

406
00:19:47,622 --> 00:19:52,093
And for Mitch to be happier,
I'd like to help him do that.

407
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:54,294
-Is he not happy?

408
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:57,799
-Oh, he's just stressed at work,
I think.

409
00:19:57,899 --> 00:19:58,966
-Right.

410
00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:00,568
-But he's back
on the antidepressant

411
00:20:00,668 --> 00:20:02,570
so that's positive.

412
00:20:02,670 --> 00:20:04,672
-He didn't tell me that.

413
00:20:04,772 --> 00:20:06,306
-He's just a little
bit embarrassed.

414
00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:09,376
So it's our little secret.

415
00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:12,080
-Yeah, it's our little secret.

416
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:14,716
-Who isn't, right?

417
00:20:14,816 --> 00:20:16,084
-Right?
-Right, right.

418
00:20:16,184 --> 00:20:18,119
-You guys are going to be fine.

419
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:22,289
I do not think I have ever seen
Melanie not smiling.

420
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:23,925
-Well, you're not with her
all the time.

421
00:20:24,025 --> 00:20:26,728
She can be a bitch.

422
00:20:26,828 --> 00:20:31,298
What a huge bitch she can be.

423
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:37,304
-Well, you know Debs.
She can just be...cold.

424
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:38,806
-Cold?
-Yeah.

425
00:20:38,906 --> 00:20:41,509
-See, I always just...
saw that as thoughtful.

426
00:20:41,609 --> 00:20:43,945
You know, because she wouldn't
be such a great writer

427
00:20:44,045 --> 00:20:45,947
if she didn't daydream.

428
00:20:46,047 --> 00:20:46,981
-You read her book?

429
00:20:47,081 --> 00:20:48,315
-Three times.

430
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:49,851
Incredible.

431
00:20:49,951 --> 00:20:51,451
-Huh.
-Decimated me.

432
00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:54,354
What did you think?

433
00:20:57,024 --> 00:20:58,226
-Uh-huh.

434
00:21:03,097 --> 00:21:04,397
Hey, can you take my picture?

435
00:21:11,806 --> 00:21:13,608
-Hey, do you have a sec?

436
00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:15,375
-I'd like to show you something.
-Yeah, I kind of have

437
00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:17,377
-a splinter that I have to--
-About the heating issue.

438
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:19,446
I think I have a lead
on the gas leak.

439
00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:24,351
-Aha, right.

440
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,220
Of course, yes.

441
00:21:29,891 --> 00:21:30,792
-We have a gas leak?

442
00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:33,861
- We have to tell them.

443
00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:34,729
-Fuck you. We're not doing that.

444
00:21:34,829 --> 00:21:35,863
-Fuck me?

445
00:21:35,963 --> 00:21:36,798
-I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.

446
00:21:36,898 --> 00:21:37,865
-We have to tell them.

447
00:21:37,965 --> 00:21:39,499
-Fuck you! We're not doing that.

448
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,903
We discussed it, and we agreed.

449
00:21:42,003 --> 00:21:45,907
You don't think I want to take
your husband's perfect face

450
00:21:46,007 --> 00:21:49,243
and shove it
through a fucking wall?!

451
00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:51,679
This is hard right now because
we are in the thick of it.

452
00:21:51,779 --> 00:21:53,981
But by tomorrow,
it won't hurt so much.

453
00:21:54,081 --> 00:21:56,751
Day after that, even less.

454
00:21:56,851 --> 00:21:59,419
By next week,
it'll feel like a bad dream.

455
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:01,756
And by next year, trust me,

456
00:22:01,856 --> 00:22:03,758
you won't even remember
that it happened.

457
00:22:03,858 --> 00:22:05,993
- I think I'm always
going to remember the day

458
00:22:06,093 --> 00:22:07,829
that my husband
fucked your wife.

459
00:22:07,929 --> 00:22:08,830
- <i>You guys need some help?</i>

460
00:22:08,930 --> 00:22:10,765
-We're fine.

461
00:22:13,201 --> 00:22:15,303
We've almost got it fixed.

462
00:22:17,305 --> 00:22:19,273
-You owe me.
-I what?

463
00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:20,908
-When you got arrested
the night before graduation

464
00:22:21,008 --> 00:22:23,077
because you wore
your dumb jelly shoes

465
00:22:23,177 --> 00:22:25,546
and you tripped and hit
your head on the sidewalk,

466
00:22:25,646 --> 00:22:27,915
and then the campus cops
picked you up,

467
00:22:28,015 --> 00:22:30,184
cocaine fell out of your pocket.

468
00:22:30,284 --> 00:22:31,919
Who bailed you out? Me.

469
00:22:32,019 --> 00:22:33,888
Even though I was
completely broke.

470
00:22:33,988 --> 00:22:36,023
And I made up a whole lie
about how you got mugged

471
00:22:36,123 --> 00:22:37,792
to your fucking parents.

472
00:22:37,892 --> 00:22:40,393
And you said, you owed me.

473
00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:41,762
Whatever I wanted.

474
00:22:41,863 --> 00:22:43,531
Whenever
I wanted it.

475
00:22:43,631 --> 00:22:48,870
-Mitch, this is--
-Two years later,

476
00:22:48,970 --> 00:22:51,539
when you got stranded in Vegas

477
00:22:51,639 --> 00:22:53,641
after walking out
on an amateur gambler

478
00:22:53,741 --> 00:22:56,043
who turned out to be
a professional con man,

479
00:22:56,143 --> 00:22:58,813
you said, you owed me.

480
00:22:58,913 --> 00:23:00,480
Whatever I wanted.

481
00:23:00,581 --> 00:23:01,582
Whenever I wanted it.

482
00:23:01,682 --> 00:23:02,817
-I can see what
you're trying to do,

483
00:23:02,917 --> 00:23:06,053
-Last April,
-but this is a very...

484
00:23:06,153 --> 00:23:09,790
-when you ran over a raccoon,
but it wasn't all the way dead

485
00:23:09,891 --> 00:23:12,260
and you didn't want the karma
that comes with killing

486
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:14,262
a still-living raccoon,
so I killed it--

487
00:23:14,362 --> 00:23:15,730
-Animal Control killed it!

488
00:23:15,830 --> 00:23:17,164
-But who got them on the phone?

489
00:23:17,265 --> 00:23:18,332
Me!

490
00:23:18,431 --> 00:23:20,101
-Who cares?

491
00:23:20,201 --> 00:23:25,273
-And now I'm a 35-year-old,

492
00:23:25,373 --> 00:23:31,245
LLP Bean-wearing businessman
with an okay sense of humor.

493
00:23:31,345 --> 00:23:34,348
And this is what I want.

494
00:23:34,447 --> 00:23:37,118
This is all I want.

495
00:23:37,218 --> 00:23:40,154
Debs, I somehow won the lotto.

496
00:23:40,254 --> 00:23:44,592
And I'm just...I'm asking you
to help me keep her.

497
00:23:46,060 --> 00:23:48,863
Please just help me keep her.

498
00:23:48,963 --> 00:23:51,265
-But lotto winners
always get divorced.

499
00:23:51,365 --> 00:23:53,768
-Debbie.
-Please.

500
00:23:53,868 --> 00:23:55,102
-Mitch.

501
00:23:55,202 --> 00:23:56,404
-I'm sorry.

502
00:24:06,580 --> 00:24:08,481
-Do we have a leak?
-Not anymore.

503
00:24:12,153 --> 00:24:15,289
A windmill.
Uh, children's gymnastics.

504
00:24:15,389 --> 00:24:16,590
You're on fire.

505
00:24:16,691 --> 00:24:18,993
Karate as an art form.

506
00:24:19,093 --> 00:24:21,195
A CEO.

507
00:24:21,295 --> 00:24:22,330
-What?

508
00:24:22,430 --> 00:24:23,864
-Like, I was giving
a PowerPoint.

509
00:24:23,965 --> 00:24:25,967
Ted Talk and stuff
and this was money.

510
00:24:26,067 --> 00:24:28,669
-Oh, fuck me.

511
00:24:28,769 --> 00:24:30,504
-How big is this storm
going to be?

512
00:24:30,604 --> 00:24:33,307
-Don't you worry, baby.

513
00:24:33,407 --> 00:24:39,246
I will protect you like
I always have and always will.

514
00:24:39,347 --> 00:24:43,150
Forever and ever and ever.

515
00:24:43,250 --> 00:24:45,186
Amen.

516
00:24:45,286 --> 00:24:46,554
-Let's do this.
-No, thanks.

517
00:24:46,654 --> 00:24:48,255
-Okay.

518
00:24:50,424 --> 00:24:53,060
- Three words.

519
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:54,061
Second word.

520
00:24:54,161 --> 00:24:56,163
One syllable.

521
00:24:56,263 --> 00:24:58,065
You're a dog.

522
00:24:58,165 --> 00:24:59,700
You're a bulldog.

523
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:01,335
You're a cow eating grass.

524
00:25:01,435 --> 00:25:03,537
Mm. Yum. I'm a delicious cow.

525
00:25:03,637 --> 00:25:05,006
- I know this one.
<i>- Oh, good.</i>

526
00:25:05,206 --> 00:25:06,040
<i>- I love a good steak.</i>
<i>- </i> I know this one.

527
00:25:06,140 --> 00:25:06,907
You're so beautiful.

528
00:25:07,008 --> 00:25:07,842
- <i>Eating a steak.</i>

529
00:25:07,942 --> 00:25:09,110
<i>Mm-mm-mm.</i>

530
00:25:09,210 --> 00:25:11,579
-Sweetie, thank you.
-Mm, a cannibal cow.

531
00:25:11,679 --> 00:25:13,547
Yum. I'm going to eat myself.

532
00:25:13,647 --> 00:25:15,549
I'm a cow eating myself. Hungry.

533
00:25:15,649 --> 00:25:17,885
I'm gonna write a great review
of this steak.

534
00:25:17,985 --> 00:25:19,053
Mm-mm-mm.

535
00:25:20,287 --> 00:25:22,356
-The meat industry. Yeah.
-Yes, yes.

536
00:25:22,456 --> 00:25:24,125
-Like, as a whole?

537
00:25:26,627 --> 00:25:27,762
-Oh, we've got dinner coming.

538
00:25:27,862 --> 00:25:29,063
-I'll be fine.

539
00:25:29,163 --> 00:25:30,765
-May I?
-Oh, no,

540
00:25:30,865 --> 00:25:32,033
-don't waste another one.
-Oh, no, no, no.

541
00:25:32,133 --> 00:25:32,967
This is gonna be great.

542
00:25:33,067 --> 00:25:34,535
-Oh, gosh. Okay.

543
00:25:34,635 --> 00:25:35,736
-She's backlit, so.

544
00:25:35,836 --> 00:25:36,804
-Oh, is that...?
-Yeah.

545
00:25:36,904 --> 00:25:38,572
-Just add a little light.

546
00:25:38,672 --> 00:25:40,074
-Oh. Ah.

547
00:25:42,410 --> 00:25:45,146
-Well, not all of us
can have our photos

548
00:25:45,246 --> 00:25:47,214
on the cover
of National Geographic.

549
00:25:47,314 --> 00:25:49,083
-What do you mean?
-Josh, you know,

550
00:25:49,183 --> 00:25:51,452
getting that--that--that cover,

551
00:25:51,552 --> 00:25:53,120
the one with
the lion reservation.

552
00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:56,457
-Mm. That wasn't his photo.
-What do you mean?

553
00:25:56,557 --> 00:25:58,225
-One of your guys who works
for you took that photo.

554
00:25:58,325 --> 00:25:59,560
That's not your photo.

555
00:25:59,660 --> 00:26:03,130
-Yeah, but he was my guy, so.

556
00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:05,332
Just not worth mentioning?

557
00:26:05,433 --> 00:26:07,601
-Yes, Debs, it just seemed
like it wasn't worth mentioning.

558
00:26:07,701 --> 00:26:09,403
-But you don't need to lie.

559
00:26:09,504 --> 00:26:11,672
-I didn't.
-You lied by omission.

560
00:26:11,772 --> 00:26:13,274
- That's different.
<i>- Is it?</i>

561
00:26:13,374 --> 00:26:15,342
<i>Is it different, Josh?</i>

562
00:26:15,443 --> 00:26:17,578
-Is it different?
- Mel, uh, did you bring

563
00:26:17,678 --> 00:26:19,514
the Graceland album
like we talked about?

564
00:26:19,613 --> 00:26:22,950
Did you guys know that
Paul Simon entered the studio

565
00:26:23,050 --> 00:26:25,686
without having written
a single song?

566
00:26:25,786 --> 00:26:27,354
-Babe, we don't have
to get into this right now.

567
00:26:27,455 --> 00:26:29,623
-Actually, I think
that we do need to get into it.

568
00:26:29,723 --> 00:26:31,192
-Why don't you just go
have a cigarette?

569
00:26:31,292 --> 00:26:33,861
-Josh, why don't you
just tell the truth?

570
00:26:33,961 --> 00:26:34,895
-I did. We got the cover.

571
00:26:34,995 --> 00:26:36,263
-Does anyone else need a refill?

572
00:26:36,363 --> 00:26:37,832
-No. You lied.

573
00:26:37,932 --> 00:26:39,133
-You're lying.
-I'm not lying.

574
00:26:39,233 --> 00:26:41,669
-You are lying
like you always lie.

575
00:26:41,769 --> 00:26:43,170
-Always lie? I don't always lie.
-You always lie

576
00:26:43,270 --> 00:26:44,605
-about the most stupid.
-Babe.

577
00:26:44,705 --> 00:26:46,107
I do not lie to you.

578
00:26:46,307 --> 00:26:49,043
-Why don't you tell her about
sleeping with me this morning?

579
00:27:03,624 --> 00:27:05,459
- Melanie?
- I'm sorry.

580
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:06,894
-I think I'm going to be sick.

581
00:27:08,062 --> 00:27:10,998
-What? You're leaving?

582
00:27:11,098 --> 00:27:12,333
-They weren't supposed to know.

583
00:27:12,433 --> 00:27:15,402
I--I don't have the stomach
for this.

584
00:27:15,504 --> 00:27:16,470
-Wait, wait, wait.

585
00:27:16,571 --> 00:27:17,539
Hang on. You knew?!

586
00:27:19,273 --> 00:27:21,008
-You got to go to the city.

587
00:27:21,108 --> 00:27:22,810
You're going
to get an apartment.

588
00:27:22,910 --> 00:27:24,579
You're going
to pack the sunscreen

589
00:27:24,678 --> 00:27:26,147
and go immediately
to the Bahamas.

590
00:27:31,819 --> 00:27:33,320
You're gonna call your mother.

591
00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:34,855
You're gonna call her mother.

592
00:27:34,955 --> 00:27:36,991
You will not yell.

593
00:27:38,792 --> 00:27:40,027
I donate! I recycle.

594
00:27:40,127 --> 00:27:41,962
I...I deserve to have
good things happen to me

595
00:27:42,062 --> 00:27:43,731
every once in a fuckin' while.

596
00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:48,603
Sundays have always been tough
for me schedule-wise

597
00:27:48,702 --> 00:27:49,638
and you know that.

598
00:27:51,606 --> 00:27:52,507
COME ON!

599
00:27:53,707 --> 00:27:55,042
COME ON!

600
00:27:55,142 --> 00:27:57,711
<i>Aaaahhhhh!</i>

601
00:28:06,187 --> 00:28:07,288
-Mitch.

602
00:28:07,388 --> 00:28:09,223
Mitch, are you okay?

603
00:28:12,561 --> 00:28:13,994
-We're snowed in.

604
00:28:22,970 --> 00:28:26,073
- I'm just, um,

605
00:28:26,173 --> 00:28:29,511
I'm--I'm gonna--I just--I'm--
I need a minute.

606
00:28:38,319 --> 00:28:40,087
-Do you want to talk about it?

607
00:28:46,393 --> 00:28:50,431
-Melanie, from the bottom
of my heart...

608
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:54,735
go fuck yourself.

609
00:29:06,914 --> 00:29:07,848
Well shit!

610
00:29:42,550 --> 00:29:43,317
<i>Hello, taxi service.</i>

611
00:29:43,417 --> 00:29:46,387
-Hi, there, 24617 Oak Grove.

612
00:29:46,487 --> 00:29:48,322
I need a cab into the city.

613
00:29:48,422 --> 00:29:50,291
My wife fucked my friend.

614
00:29:50,391 --> 00:29:53,460
- <i>Uh, well,</i>
<i>I'm sorry to hear that, sir.</i>

615
00:29:53,561 --> 00:29:56,063
<i>Listen, we got a cab coming to</i>
<i>get you in about 55 minutes.</i>

616
00:29:56,163 --> 00:29:57,798
-I'll be here.

617
00:30:07,441 --> 00:30:09,109
- Come on, motherfucker.

618
00:30:21,723 --> 00:30:27,796
-I am very, very disappointed
in you, young lady.

619
00:30:41,776 --> 00:30:42,976
- <i>Why'd you wait?</i>

620
00:30:44,144 --> 00:30:45,780
-Horses make mistakes.

621
00:30:45,879 --> 00:30:47,615
Please don't leave me.

622
00:30:47,716 --> 00:30:49,751
Okay.

623
00:30:49,850 --> 00:30:50,851
<i>Hello?</i>

624
00:30:52,821 --> 00:30:54,622
-Why didn't you say anything...

625
00:30:55,889 --> 00:30:57,191
if you knew?

626
00:30:59,393 --> 00:31:01,563
-I needed time to think.

627
00:31:02,062 --> 00:31:03,130
-Oh.

628
00:31:03,230 --> 00:31:04,733
- <i>What?</i>

629
00:31:04,833 --> 00:31:06,701
-I said, "Oh."

630
00:31:06,801 --> 00:31:08,268
-Was it the first time?

631
00:31:08,369 --> 00:31:09,303
-Yes!

632
00:31:09,403 --> 00:31:10,971
-Do not yell at me!

633
00:31:11,071 --> 00:31:13,874
<i>Baby, it was the only time.</i>

634
00:31:18,278 --> 00:31:22,416
I...If I may start this here,

635
00:31:22,517 --> 00:31:25,986
I would like...I would like
to explain a little bit about--

636
00:31:26,086 --> 00:31:27,221
about the whole thing.

637
00:31:27,321 --> 00:31:28,556
-No, thank you.

638
00:31:28,656 --> 00:31:29,990
- <i>Debs. Please.</i>

639
00:31:30,190 --> 00:31:35,462
-I would love for all of you
to kindly shut the fuck up.

640
00:31:35,563 --> 00:31:36,731
Do you think you could do that?

641
00:31:36,831 --> 00:31:38,932
-Do you think you could?
-Yeah.

642
00:31:45,272 --> 00:31:46,907
-Who invited someone?

643
00:31:47,007 --> 00:31:49,109
-I didn't.
-Not me.

644
00:31:49,209 --> 00:31:50,745
- <i>Mitch?</i>
- No!

645
00:31:52,747 --> 00:31:54,982
-All right, I'm coming out,

646
00:31:55,082 --> 00:31:58,185
and I don't want
to see anybody, okay?

647
00:31:58,285 --> 00:32:00,320
Not anybody.

648
00:32:00,421 --> 00:32:01,556
Okay?

649
00:32:04,091 --> 00:32:04,958
- <i>Oh.</i>

650
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:07,796
- God damn it.

651
00:32:12,299 --> 00:32:13,668
-It's horrific.

652
00:32:13,768 --> 00:32:15,804
Divorced and murdered
in the same weekend.

653
00:32:15,904 --> 00:32:17,971
Real five-star vacation.

654
00:32:20,775 --> 00:32:22,510
-Who is it?!

655
00:32:22,610 --> 00:32:24,712
- <i>It's Gary, the owner.</i>
- Shit.

656
00:32:24,813 --> 00:32:26,213
<i>- I heard you're all</i>
<i>freezing to death.</i>

657
00:32:26,313 --> 00:32:28,883
-Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.

658
00:32:30,317 --> 00:32:34,988
I said, everybody stay
in your fucking rooms!

659
00:32:36,390 --> 00:32:38,158
Oh, God.

660
00:32:38,258 --> 00:32:40,528
- Hi. My repair man got stuck

661
00:32:40,628 --> 00:32:43,030
across the canyon,
so I thought I'd walk down

662
00:32:43,130 --> 00:32:44,532
and see if there's anything
I could do.

663
00:32:44,632 --> 00:32:46,300
-Great.
-I just live up the road.

664
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:47,902
-That's wonderful.

665
00:32:48,001 --> 00:32:48,937
Thank you so much.

666
00:32:49,036 --> 00:32:49,938
Come in, please.

667
00:32:50,037 --> 00:32:52,372
Welcome. Thanks.

668
00:32:53,474 --> 00:32:54,408
Whooh!

669
00:32:54,509 --> 00:32:56,376
-No guests!

670
00:32:57,612 --> 00:32:59,614
-Are ya'll enjoying yourselves?

671
00:33:01,315 --> 00:33:03,350
-Yeah. Shall we?

672
00:33:03,450 --> 00:33:06,153
-Of course, that was before
the kids went off to college.

673
00:33:06,253 --> 00:33:08,523
They were with us up
until the last moment.

674
00:33:08,623 --> 00:33:09,891
-Right.
-In fact, if you

675
00:33:09,990 --> 00:33:11,860
look under the staircase,
inside there,

676
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:13,595
you'll see their growth charts.

677
00:33:13,695 --> 00:33:16,497
We'd mark them down every year
on the first of January.

678
00:33:16,598 --> 00:33:17,565
-That's tomorrow.

679
00:33:17,665 --> 00:33:18,766
-What's tomorrow?

680
00:33:18,867 --> 00:33:20,434
-New Year's Day.

681
00:33:20,535 --> 00:33:23,170
-Well, look at that.
You got a resolution?

682
00:33:23,270 --> 00:33:24,772
-No. Never really
worked for me, so.

683
00:33:24,873 --> 00:33:26,941
I'm flying blind.

684
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,844
-Oh, I think they work all right
if you pick the right one.

685
00:33:42,289 --> 00:33:44,424
-How long were you married?

686
00:33:44,526 --> 00:33:46,093
-Thirty years.

687
00:33:46,193 --> 00:33:48,696
Of course, there were
two wives before that.

688
00:33:48,796 --> 00:33:50,698
-So third time's the charm?

689
00:33:50,798 --> 00:33:54,134
-No, third time I tried.

690
00:34:06,313 --> 00:34:07,314
-Fuck!

691
00:34:07,515 --> 00:34:09,617
- <i>Is it burned?</i>
<i>Oh, my gosh.</i>

692
00:34:09,717 --> 00:34:10,818
- I got it.
<i>- No, I can get it.</i>

693
00:34:11,019 --> 00:34:12,085
- <i>Here. Debs.</i>
- I got it.

694
00:34:12,185 --> 00:34:13,387
-I got it.
-No, Debs. Let me get it.

695
00:34:13,487 --> 00:34:14,556
-I got it.

696
00:34:14,656 --> 00:34:16,256
-Debs...Stop. What are you--?

697
00:34:16,356 --> 00:34:17,391
Why did you do that?

698
00:34:17,491 --> 00:34:18,458
-It was ruined.

699
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:20,127
-It was salvageable.
-It was burned.

700
00:34:20,227 --> 00:34:21,763
-But I could have fixed it.

701
00:34:21,863 --> 00:34:25,098
-Well, we're really at opposite
ends of this one, Melanie.

702
00:34:30,103 --> 00:34:31,305
I'm going to need you
to move, please.

703
00:34:31,405 --> 00:34:33,273
-We are going to have
to talk about this.

704
00:34:33,373 --> 00:34:34,976
-I'm not in a place to do that,

705
00:34:35,075 --> 00:34:39,346
so I'm going to need you
to please move!

706
00:34:42,784 --> 00:34:44,786
Oh, my God.

707
00:34:44,886 --> 00:34:46,821
-I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
-Hey, hey.

708
00:34:46,921 --> 00:34:49,958
-Please tell me that was
not all the booze.

709
00:34:51,793 --> 00:34:58,231
Please - tell me - that -
wasn't - all - the booze.

710
00:34:58,332 --> 00:35:01,134
-I...I'm really sorry.

711
00:35:03,203 --> 00:35:08,576
-Look, guys, we are going
to have to talk about this

712
00:35:08,676 --> 00:35:10,444
at some point.
So I would suggest--

713
00:35:10,545 --> 00:35:15,817
-I would suggest
that no one here,

714
00:35:15,917 --> 00:35:17,952
or anywhere, really,

715
00:35:18,052 --> 00:35:19,887
needs you to lead right now.

716
00:35:19,988 --> 00:35:23,658
-Okay.
-Or ever.

717
00:35:23,758 --> 00:35:27,461
-I would suggest that, Debs,
we take the downstairs,

718
00:35:27,562 --> 00:35:29,162
and, Mitch, you and Melanie
take the upstairs,

719
00:35:29,262 --> 00:35:31,833
and we just talk.

720
00:35:31,933 --> 00:35:34,068
All right? We just get
some clarity here.

721
00:35:36,136 --> 00:35:38,238
- I think I'm gonna
cut my fucking...

722
00:35:38,338 --> 00:35:40,340
- I'm going to do it.
<i>- Oh, my gosh.</i>

723
00:35:46,914 --> 00:35:49,416
-Oh, no, it didn't work...

724
00:35:51,986 --> 00:35:53,186
Oh, well.

725
00:35:58,660 --> 00:36:00,028
-After you.

726
00:36:04,164 --> 00:36:05,767
-Password.

727
00:36:05,867 --> 00:36:07,568
-Unbelievable.

728
00:36:07,669 --> 00:36:08,736
-That's right.

729
00:36:08,836 --> 00:36:10,170
Very good.

730
00:36:21,281 --> 00:36:23,584
-Good luck.
-Mm.

731
00:36:23,685 --> 00:36:25,853
-And remember, you can take him.

732
00:36:41,536 --> 00:36:43,037
Booze.

733
00:36:47,675 --> 00:36:51,612
-Let me just start
by saying that...

734
00:36:51,713 --> 00:36:53,280
Are you going to look at me
like that the whole time?

735
00:36:53,380 --> 00:36:54,649
-Like what?

736
00:36:54,749 --> 00:36:55,750
-Are you going to look at me
like you hate me--

737
00:36:55,850 --> 00:36:57,151
-Are you trying to tell me

738
00:36:57,250 --> 00:36:58,218
-how to look at you?
-No.

739
00:36:58,318 --> 00:36:59,587
-Just that it is difficult
-Yes.

740
00:36:59,687 --> 00:37:00,521
- <i>when I'm--</i>
- I'm absolutely going to look

741
00:37:00,621 --> 00:37:01,956
at you like this the whole time.

742
00:37:02,056 --> 00:37:04,224
I might even
look at you like this.

743
00:37:06,928 --> 00:37:07,929
-That's fine.

744
00:37:08,029 --> 00:37:09,396
-It is.

745
00:37:11,364 --> 00:37:12,667
<i>- </i> <i>Did you call your mother?</i>

746
00:37:14,001 --> 00:37:15,737
-What's that?
-It's her birthday,

747
00:37:15,837 --> 00:37:18,106
and you told me
to remind you to call her.

748
00:37:19,607 --> 00:37:21,175
-Oh, right, right.

749
00:37:21,274 --> 00:37:22,810
Well, no.

750
00:37:22,910 --> 00:37:24,478
-No, I didn't.
-Okay. Well--

751
00:37:24,579 --> 00:37:26,914
- I absolutely did not call her.
<i>- Okay.</i>

752
00:37:27,014 --> 00:37:29,984
-Did you?
-Of course.

753
00:37:30,084 --> 00:37:31,119
-You did?
-Yeah, I called her.

754
00:37:31,219 --> 00:37:34,421
- Oh, good.

755
00:37:34,522 --> 00:37:36,157
- Good.
<i>- Yeah.</i>

756
00:37:36,256 --> 00:37:37,792
-Before or after?

757
00:37:39,426 --> 00:37:41,829
-It might seem like
I had planned this.

758
00:37:41,929 --> 00:37:43,197
Me and Melanie had planned this.

759
00:37:43,296 --> 00:37:45,298
I--I promise we didn't.

760
00:37:45,398 --> 00:37:47,101
<i>This was the first time.</i>

761
00:37:47,201 --> 00:37:49,871
-We bumped into each other
on the way to the bathroom.

762
00:37:51,471 --> 00:37:53,340
Right after you left.

763
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:56,276
The toilet in our bedroom
has been making that noise.

764
00:37:56,376 --> 00:37:58,478
-That loud clanging noise
every time you flush.

765
00:37:58,579 --> 00:37:59,514
I didn't want to wake anybody.

766
00:37:59,614 --> 00:38:01,883
-So I snuck out
to use the hallway

767
00:38:01,983 --> 00:38:03,684
and I turned the corner.

768
00:38:03,785 --> 00:38:04,819
-She was there.

769
00:38:04,919 --> 00:38:08,421
-He was n--n--naked.

770
00:38:08,523 --> 00:38:09,724
-I'd sleep naked.

771
00:38:09,824 --> 00:38:11,225
-I had been crying.

772
00:38:11,324 --> 00:38:15,428
-I had an...erection.
Not like a...

773
00:38:15,530 --> 00:38:16,898
-Why were you crying?

774
00:38:18,465 --> 00:38:20,835
-Because I cry at night
sometimes when I'm sad.

775
00:38:20,935 --> 00:38:24,138
-Not a sexual one at the time,
just a, like nighttime deal.

776
00:38:24,238 --> 00:38:26,541
-So we bumped into each other
in the dark.

777
00:38:26,641 --> 00:38:27,875
-We laughed.
-We laughed.

778
00:38:27,975 --> 00:38:31,078
-And then...

779
00:38:31,179 --> 00:38:32,647
-He kissed me.

780
00:38:32,747 --> 00:38:34,115
-...she kissed me.

781
00:38:36,784 --> 00:38:39,253
-Why didn't you stop him?

782
00:38:39,352 --> 00:38:40,254
-And it felt...

783
00:38:40,353 --> 00:38:41,923
-...good.

784
00:38:43,825 --> 00:38:45,993
I don't think
I wanted to stop him.

785
00:38:46,093 --> 00:38:48,196
- <i>I knew it was wrong.</i>

786
00:38:48,296 --> 00:38:49,764
-And you were never
going to tell us?

787
00:38:49,864 --> 00:38:50,865
-Well, we decided...

788
00:38:50,965 --> 00:38:53,568
-We thought it would
be better if...

789
00:38:53,668 --> 00:38:55,402
-No.

790
00:38:55,503 --> 00:38:56,671
-No.

791
00:39:18,626 --> 00:39:24,098
So...say something.

792
00:39:24,198 --> 00:39:26,433
-I'm too angry.

793
00:39:26,534 --> 00:39:28,035
-Please.

794
00:39:28,135 --> 00:39:32,472
-I'm too hurt.

795
00:39:32,573 --> 00:39:33,841
-Please.

796
00:39:36,077 --> 00:39:39,412
-I'm going to try very hard
not to yell at you during this.

797
00:39:47,154 --> 00:39:48,890
I guess a divorce.

798
00:39:48,990 --> 00:39:50,057
We get a divorce.

799
00:39:50,157 --> 00:39:51,292
-Is that what you want?

800
00:39:51,525 --> 00:39:53,794
-It's not what I want.
It's what needs to happen.

801
00:39:53,895 --> 00:39:56,197
-No, it's about what you want
to happen.

802
00:39:57,565 --> 00:39:59,399
I messed up.

803
00:39:59,499 --> 00:40:01,235
We've just gotten away
from each other lately.

804
00:40:01,335 --> 00:40:03,271
But you are my partner.

805
00:40:03,371 --> 00:40:05,506
You're the best person for me,
and I...

806
00:40:05,606 --> 00:40:07,775
I know I am the best person
for you, right?

807
00:40:09,210 --> 00:40:13,648
You're my queen, right?

808
00:40:13,748 --> 00:40:15,683
- My little farm girl--
- Stop.

809
00:40:15,783 --> 00:40:17,818
-with the bad...
-Stop it.

810
00:40:17,919 --> 00:40:19,287
You can't charm your way out

811
00:40:19,387 --> 00:40:20,821
-of this one, Josh.
-Babe, that's not what I was...

812
00:40:20,922 --> 00:40:24,859
-The ball's in my court,
so just fucking sit there!

813
00:40:26,294 --> 00:40:28,296
-Look at me.

814
00:40:28,396 --> 00:40:29,530
-No.

815
00:40:29,630 --> 00:40:30,531
-Baby.

816
00:40:30,631 --> 00:40:31,799
-No.

817
00:40:31,899 --> 00:40:33,701
-Mitch.

818
00:40:33,801 --> 00:40:35,336
-No.

819
00:40:35,435 --> 00:40:36,804
-I'm sorry.

820
00:40:39,707 --> 00:40:42,843
-You are taking advantage of me
because I'm a nice guy.

821
00:40:42,944 --> 00:40:45,813
But I'm not as nice
as you think, okay?

822
00:40:45,913 --> 00:40:46,981
I can be a mean guy, too.

823
00:40:47,081 --> 00:40:48,149
-Okay.

824
00:40:48,249 --> 00:40:51,285
-I can say mean things.

825
00:40:51,385 --> 00:40:53,554
I've got them in me, lined up.

826
00:40:53,654 --> 00:40:54,922
-I know you do, baby.

827
00:40:56,657 --> 00:41:00,061
- Melanie

828
00:41:00,161 --> 00:41:02,495
Ha--haven't I always
been there for you?

829
00:41:02,596 --> 00:41:05,366
Haven't I always treated you
with respect?

830
00:41:05,465 --> 00:41:06,901
-Always.

831
00:41:07,001 --> 00:41:08,903
-I listen to your stories.

832
00:41:09,003 --> 00:41:10,838
I'm present.

833
00:41:10,938 --> 00:41:11,839
We talk.

834
00:41:11,939 --> 00:41:13,107
-We do.

835
00:41:15,076 --> 00:41:21,349
-And yet you--you
still fucked him.

836
00:41:21,449 --> 00:41:24,618
Why would you do that?

837
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:26,354
Why would you do that?

838
00:41:26,454 --> 00:41:28,422
-I don't...I don't...

839
00:41:31,192 --> 00:41:33,694
-I'm so mad.

840
00:41:33,794 --> 00:41:34,895
-I know.

841
00:41:34,996 --> 00:41:39,033
-And I get to be mean
if I want to.

842
00:41:43,371 --> 00:41:46,507
-Do you know how many times
I thought about cheating on you?

843
00:41:46,607 --> 00:41:49,543
-I don't.
-So many.

844
00:41:49,643 --> 00:41:52,947
And I almost did it once when
I went on tour with that band

845
00:41:53,047 --> 00:41:54,148
to write about them.

846
00:41:56,417 --> 00:42:01,622
I made him a mix CD
because I just wanted somebody

847
00:42:01,722 --> 00:42:04,225
to hear a guitar part
and see them smile

848
00:42:04,325 --> 00:42:06,160
because they hadn't
heard it before.

849
00:42:09,663 --> 00:42:11,732
And I wanted to tell him
my favorite movies

850
00:42:11,832 --> 00:42:14,368
and talk about books,
and I wanted to tell him jokes

851
00:42:14,468 --> 00:42:17,738
and have him look me
right in the eyes and laugh.

852
00:42:17,838 --> 00:42:19,407
That's all I wanted.

853
00:42:19,508 --> 00:42:21,475
And we did it. And it was...

854
00:42:23,344 --> 00:42:25,613
I cried.

855
00:42:25,713 --> 00:42:28,849
I cried when he laughed
at my joke.

856
00:42:32,386 --> 00:42:36,123
And we didn't have sex
because we didn't need to.

857
00:42:36,223 --> 00:42:37,526
It was enough.

858
00:42:37,691 --> 00:42:40,261
And I felt guilty for looking
in someone else's eyes

859
00:42:40,361 --> 00:42:41,896
for so long,
but at the same time,

860
00:42:41,996 --> 00:42:45,066
I felt so good because

861
00:42:46,267 --> 00:42:50,137
I felt like myself with him.

862
00:42:50,237 --> 00:42:51,972
I felt like
the old version of me

863
00:42:52,073 --> 00:42:55,576
that I only see in pictures.

864
00:42:55,676 --> 00:42:57,546
And I miss her.

865
00:43:04,285 --> 00:43:06,987
-Was it his dick?

866
00:43:07,088 --> 00:43:08,489
-I'm sorry?
-Yeah. Because, you know,

867
00:43:08,622 --> 00:43:12,793
basically,
this guy has no money,

868
00:43:12,893 --> 00:43:17,364
no company, no 401k, no future.

869
00:43:17,465 --> 00:43:23,370
So I'm just racking my brain
and all I can think of is,

870
00:43:23,471 --> 00:43:28,042
"God damn, Josh must have
a huge swinging dick."

871
00:43:28,142 --> 00:43:29,276
-No.
-No?

872
00:43:29,376 --> 00:43:30,644
-Well, I mean, it's fine.

873
00:43:30,744 --> 00:43:32,446
-It's fine?
-There was no way for me

874
00:43:32,547 --> 00:43:33,515
to know that before it happened,

875
00:43:33,614 --> 00:43:36,150
so, obviously, like clearly,

876
00:43:36,250 --> 00:43:38,986
I did not seek him out
for his dick.

877
00:43:39,086 --> 00:43:40,688
-Yeah. So here's where I'm at.

878
00:43:40,788 --> 00:43:42,456
As a man,

879
00:43:44,892 --> 00:43:46,694
there are just certain things
that I'm going to need to know

880
00:43:46,794 --> 00:43:48,295
in order to get past this.

881
00:43:48,395 --> 00:43:49,564
And one of those things

882
00:43:50,798 --> 00:43:56,505
is what this swinging dick,

883
00:43:57,771 --> 00:44:03,677
long-haired,
nature fucking photographer has

884
00:44:03,777 --> 00:44:06,680
that I do not have.

885
00:44:09,316 --> 00:44:10,985
-I mean, come on.

886
00:44:11,085 --> 00:44:12,686
She's beautiful.

887
00:44:12,786 --> 00:44:14,088
-You're the most beautiful.

888
00:44:14,188 --> 00:44:16,591
-No, because I haven't
been laid in four months,

889
00:44:16,690 --> 00:44:18,659
and you fucked Melanie.

890
00:44:18,759 --> 00:44:21,328
-I'm sorry.
-Don't be sorry.

891
00:44:21,428 --> 00:44:23,497
Be honest.

892
00:44:23,598 --> 00:44:24,899
-There's no reason to be sorry.
-I don't know where you go

893
00:44:25,032 --> 00:44:27,536
all day, so how can we have sex
if you're never home?

894
00:44:29,670 --> 00:44:30,704
-Fuck.

895
00:44:30,804 --> 00:44:33,207
-Mitch, it was an accident.

896
00:44:33,307 --> 00:44:35,510
-Kissing is an accident.

897
00:44:35,610 --> 00:44:38,613
Fucking is a hundred tiny
accidents in a row.

898
00:44:38,712 --> 00:44:40,281
Just tell me why you did it
and we can move on.

899
00:44:40,381 --> 00:44:41,782
-Okay, baby.

900
00:44:41,882 --> 00:44:44,018
-No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
-No. Baby, I don't know,

901
00:44:44,118 --> 00:44:45,419
-I don't--I don't know.
-That's not going to do it.

902
00:44:45,620 --> 00:44:47,388
That's not going to do it,
so why don't you try again?

903
00:44:47,488 --> 00:44:48,956
- I don't--I...I...
<i>- Just tell me.</i>

904
00:44:49,056 --> 00:44:52,259
Please, Melanie,
for once in your fucking life,

905
00:44:52,359 --> 00:44:54,295
-just don't be polite, okay?!
-I'm not.

906
00:44:54,395 --> 00:44:55,429
-Just say it!

907
00:44:55,530 --> 00:44:57,264
Whatever it is, just say it!

908
00:44:57,364 --> 00:44:58,832
-I'm dumb!

909
00:45:01,035 --> 00:45:02,336
-What?

910
00:45:03,538 --> 00:45:09,977
-I'm dumb and...
and I'm a burden.

911
00:45:10,077 --> 00:45:14,549
-Oh, honey, you're not a burden.

912
00:45:14,649 --> 00:45:17,885
- No, but, yeah,

913
00:45:17,985 --> 00:45:20,622
really, it's not...it's not
really something you can help,

914
00:45:20,721 --> 00:45:23,123
other than to, like, read books,
which I try,

915
00:45:23,224 --> 00:45:25,259
but I think I read
the wrong ones,

916
00:45:25,359 --> 00:45:26,628
-and...
-Oh, Melanie.

917
00:45:26,727 --> 00:45:28,462
-No, but, and I know
I'm a disappointment to you

918
00:45:28,563 --> 00:45:31,398
because I don't have
a real job, right?

919
00:45:31,498 --> 00:45:34,835
And I don't make any money,
and I don't know anything

920
00:45:34,935 --> 00:45:39,473
about theories of politics
and economy like Debs does.

921
00:45:39,574 --> 00:45:40,675
-Nope, this isn't about Debs.

922
00:45:40,774 --> 00:45:42,109
-Yes. But I am going
to get better,

923
00:45:42,209 --> 00:45:43,678
and I want to be better for you.

924
00:45:43,777 --> 00:45:45,145
Will you just tell me
what to say?

925
00:45:45,246 --> 00:45:47,649
Please, Mitch,
just tell me what to say.

926
00:45:47,748 --> 00:45:49,250
You want me to say
that it meant nothing?

927
00:45:49,350 --> 00:45:51,185
-Yeah.
-It meant nothing.

928
00:45:51,285 --> 00:45:52,453
Do you want me to say
that it was bad?

929
00:45:52,554 --> 00:45:53,521
-Sure. Absolutely.
-Yeah.

930
00:45:53,622 --> 00:45:54,922
It was really bad.
He was really...

931
00:45:55,022 --> 00:45:56,558
he was really bad.

932
00:45:56,658 --> 00:45:58,058
Do you want me to say
that I don't love him?

933
00:45:58,158 --> 00:45:59,493
-I think I know my stance there.

934
00:45:59,594 --> 00:46:01,395
-I--I don't-- I don't love him.

935
00:46:03,264 --> 00:46:04,532
I don't love him.

936
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:07,602
-And do you love me?
-Yes.

937
00:46:07,702 --> 00:46:09,303
-And is that the truth?

938
00:46:11,105 --> 00:46:13,140
Or are you just telling me
what I want to hear?

939
00:46:15,209 --> 00:46:16,377
-The truth.

940
00:46:18,279 --> 00:46:19,880
The truth is that you're weak.

941
00:46:21,949 --> 00:46:27,656
That you...you needed
to fuck her to feel powerful.

942
00:46:28,889 --> 00:46:30,791
That you don't know who you are,

943
00:46:30,891 --> 00:46:33,394
and you keep blaming it on me

944
00:46:33,494 --> 00:46:36,631
that you are just
a messed-up little man

945
00:46:36,731 --> 00:46:41,536
with an ego way bigger
than anyone deserves.

946
00:46:41,636 --> 00:46:47,408
And you have been bad to me!

947
00:46:49,977 --> 00:46:54,348
And you don't have
one good reason

948
00:46:54,448 --> 00:47:00,655
and I am very, very, very, mad
about it.

949
00:47:09,531 --> 00:47:10,765
-I have a cab coming.

950
00:47:11,932 --> 00:47:13,434
I want you to come with me.

951
00:47:15,770 --> 00:47:17,204
But I need to know why.

952
00:47:19,273 --> 00:47:20,207
I need it.

953
00:47:20,307 --> 00:47:23,143
I just...I need it.

954
00:47:25,012 --> 00:47:28,849
Otherwise, I'll think
about it forever.

955
00:47:28,949 --> 00:47:32,453
And I don't...I don't want
to think about him forever.

956
00:47:32,554 --> 00:47:36,357
I wanna...
I wanna think about you.

957
00:47:40,294 --> 00:47:41,563
Twenty minutes.

958
00:48:14,662 --> 00:48:17,464
You said, and I quote,

959
00:48:17,565 --> 00:48:21,569
you will be here in 55 minutes.

960
00:48:21,669 --> 00:48:24,004
- <i>Sir...</i>
- And, you know, I--I'm--I'm

961
00:48:24,104 --> 00:48:25,139
- looking at the clock right now,
- Sir, <i>I understand</i>

962
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:26,741
<i>-that you're upset.</i>
<i>-</i> and, it's...

963
00:48:26,841 --> 00:48:28,510
-well, it's over 55 minutes.
- <i>There's a terrible storm.</i>

964
00:48:28,610 --> 00:48:30,944
-No, there's a storm?

965
00:48:31,044 --> 00:48:33,848
Oh, gosh, now I see it!

966
00:48:33,947 --> 00:48:34,982
Well, how about this?

967
00:48:35,215 --> 00:48:39,486
Yes. How about I provide
you guys a tutorial

968
00:48:39,587 --> 00:48:41,422
on how windshield wipers work?

969
00:48:41,523 --> 00:48:43,357
How does that sound?

970
00:48:43,457 --> 00:48:44,726
<i>- </i> <i>I do not like</i>
<i>the way you're speaking to me,</i>
<i>sir.</i>

971
00:48:44,826 --> 00:48:46,528
-No. No, I didn't mean that.
- <i>Give me a break.</i>

972
00:48:46,628 --> 00:48:48,696
- <i>And during the</i>
<i>holiday season.</i>

973
00:48:48,797 --> 00:48:52,199
-I'm sorry. Look, I'm...

974
00:48:52,299 --> 00:48:55,670
I'm having a day,
so I apologize profusely,

975
00:48:55,770 --> 00:48:58,873
but he has--he has to come.
Okay?

976
00:48:58,972 --> 00:49:00,307
He has to come.

977
00:49:00,407 --> 00:49:01,643
- <i>Good luck to you.</i>

978
00:49:21,663 --> 00:49:23,765
-Mister Gary?

979
00:49:23,865 --> 00:49:24,833
-Yeah.

980
00:49:24,933 --> 00:49:26,901
-Hey, Mister Gary.

981
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:28,736
Um, hello. Mitch.

982
00:49:28,837 --> 00:49:30,805
One of the temporary residents
in your beautiful home.

983
00:49:30,905 --> 00:49:33,641
Uh, so, I have a little issue,
and I go--I...

984
00:49:33,741 --> 00:49:35,042
I need to leave this evening.

985
00:49:35,142 --> 00:49:36,811
-This evening?
Oh, is everything okay?

986
00:49:36,911 --> 00:49:41,248
-Yeah, I--I--I have...
I have a--I have a large--

987
00:49:41,348 --> 00:49:43,217
I have a pretty
significant work emergency

988
00:49:43,317 --> 00:49:46,386
and I--I have to get back
to the city.

989
00:49:46,487 --> 00:49:48,857
-I don't think it's
gonna happen tonight.

990
00:49:48,957 --> 00:49:51,559
- Ooh. Because of the snow.
<i>- Yeah.</i>

991
00:49:51,659 --> 00:49:54,261
-Well...well, yeah,
I was--I was thinking,

992
00:49:54,361 --> 00:49:57,832
like, maybe if you have shovels
or--or a tractor.

993
00:49:57,932 --> 00:49:59,500
-I do.
-You do?

994
00:49:59,601 --> 00:50:00,835
-It won't work.
-It won't?

995
00:50:00,935 --> 00:50:02,871
-Not on the ice.

996
00:50:02,971 --> 00:50:05,540
Plus, they closed the canyon.

997
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:06,908
We're going to have to wait
till sunup,

998
00:50:07,007 --> 00:50:08,776
get a little clarity
on the situation.

999
00:50:08,877 --> 00:50:10,010
You understand.

1000
00:50:11,613 --> 00:50:14,682
Hey, how much can you lift?

1001
00:50:19,486 --> 00:50:21,088
- <i>It's not for everyone,</i>
<i>you know.</i>

1002
00:50:21,188 --> 00:50:22,122
-What's that?

1003
00:50:22,222 --> 00:50:23,357
- <i>The country.</i>

1004
00:50:23,457 --> 00:50:25,459
<i>-No city noises...</i>
-Uh-huh.

1005
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:27,294
- <i>...blocking out</i>
<i>all the little voices</i>

1006
00:50:27,394 --> 00:50:30,097
<i>-screaming at us from inside.</i>
-Of course.

1007
00:50:30,197 --> 00:50:32,232
- <i>Sooner or later,</i>
<i>you got to come face to face</i>

1008
00:50:32,332 --> 00:50:33,535
<i>with your true identity.</i>

1009
00:50:33,635 --> 00:50:35,870
-Absolutely. Yeah. Beautiful.

1010
00:50:35,970 --> 00:50:37,204
-Ah. Here we go.

1011
00:50:40,508 --> 00:50:42,544
Seems this little critter
got up in it

1012
00:50:42,644 --> 00:50:44,979
and sang hallelujah.

1013
00:50:45,078 --> 00:50:46,346
He was blocking the pipe.

1014
00:50:47,549 --> 00:50:49,216
-At least she wasn't cold
when she died.

1015
00:50:49,316 --> 00:50:51,619
-No, she wasn't.

1016
00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:54,656
-Ah. Ah.

1017
00:50:56,758 --> 00:50:59,627
Jesus, what, uh...

1018
00:50:59,727 --> 00:51:02,830
Oh, dude, tell me this is some

1019
00:51:02,931 --> 00:51:05,399
back alley Chateau Lafite.

1020
00:51:05,499 --> 00:51:08,068
-When we moved in, we found
a couple cases behind a wall.

1021
00:51:08,168 --> 00:51:10,505
Apparently, the original owner
was a bootlegger.

1022
00:51:10,605 --> 00:51:12,339
-Yeah?

1023
00:51:12,439 --> 00:51:14,776
You ever, uh, try it?

1024
00:51:19,079 --> 00:51:20,347
Uh-huh.

1025
00:51:22,717 --> 00:51:26,854
-That there is dangerous stuff.

1026
00:52:24,078 --> 00:52:26,014
- No.
<i>- It's me.</i>

1027
00:52:29,149 --> 00:52:30,752
-Hi. I don't think
I can talk right now.

1028
00:52:30,852 --> 00:52:32,152
-Okay. I just--I just--

1029
00:52:32,252 --> 00:52:33,821
I just wanted to see if you're--
how you're doing.

1030
00:52:33,921 --> 00:52:35,155
-I'm fine. Thank you so much.

1031
00:52:35,255 --> 00:52:36,658
-Okay.
-Thank you.

1032
00:52:36,758 --> 00:52:40,128
- Do you
want to see how I'm doing?

1033
00:52:44,866 --> 00:52:45,967
-And you?

1034
00:52:46,100 --> 00:52:47,068
- I'm bleeding
out emotionally.

1035
00:52:47,167 --> 00:52:48,703
Absolutely never been worse.

1036
00:52:48,803 --> 00:52:50,004
Thank you for asking.

1037
00:52:51,706 --> 00:52:53,107
-Come in.

1038
00:52:53,206 --> 00:52:54,776
-You sure?

1039
00:53:06,353 --> 00:53:07,387
-Sorry.

1040
00:53:07,487 --> 00:53:10,525
You scared me.

1041
00:53:11,859 --> 00:53:13,661
-Sorry. Just...no.

1042
00:53:28,710 --> 00:53:30,144
I'd come over there
and give you a hug right now,

1043
00:53:30,243 --> 00:53:32,714
but I'm pretty sure
we're not allowed.

1044
00:53:41,589 --> 00:53:42,724
-You hungry?

1045
00:53:43,725 --> 00:53:46,060
I really let her have it.

1046
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:47,427
I gave her a piece of my mind.

1047
00:53:47,528 --> 00:53:49,396
-I thought you guys fixed
the fucking heat.

1048
00:53:49,496 --> 00:53:51,599
-He removed a squirrel.

1049
00:53:51,699 --> 00:53:54,802
I don't really know
what that does.

1050
00:53:54,902 --> 00:53:59,173
She was...she was down
on her knees begging me to stay.

1051
00:53:59,272 --> 00:54:00,908
Just a sobbing mess.

1052
00:54:01,008 --> 00:54:02,643
Tears in her eyes.

1053
00:54:02,744 --> 00:54:06,514
"Oh, baby, please.
Please don't go.

1054
00:54:06,614 --> 00:54:07,982
"You're the best man
I've ever met.

1055
00:54:08,082 --> 00:54:10,084
"The best lover.

1056
00:54:10,184 --> 00:54:13,020
I want you inside
of me right now."

1057
00:54:13,121 --> 00:54:14,655
Which I was not going to do.

1058
00:54:14,756 --> 00:54:17,725
I'm not going to give her that
after what she...

1059
00:54:17,825 --> 00:54:22,029
So, yeah, I just...
I felt bad for her, really.

1060
00:54:22,130 --> 00:54:26,333
-Mm...Let's not feel
too bad for her.

1061
00:54:26,433 --> 00:54:28,136
-Yeah.

1062
00:54:28,236 --> 00:54:31,739
So who gets the house?

1063
00:54:33,373 --> 00:54:34,642
-We're not there yet.

1064
00:54:38,546 --> 00:54:39,947
-I'm sorry.

1065
00:54:40,047 --> 00:54:41,249
I'm sorry.

1066
00:54:42,750 --> 00:54:45,153
You're not staying together,
are you?

1067
00:54:45,253 --> 00:54:46,788
-Uh, we're not there yet.

1068
00:54:48,421 --> 00:54:51,826
-Debbie, this your one chance
to zipline to freedom,

1069
00:54:51,926 --> 00:54:54,394
and you're not there yet?

1070
00:54:54,494 --> 00:54:56,030
He's ketamine.

1071
00:54:56,130 --> 00:54:57,131
You're cocaine.

1072
00:54:57,231 --> 00:54:59,432
He's a rusty sword.

1073
00:54:59,534 --> 00:55:02,335
You're an atomic bomb.

1074
00:55:02,435 --> 00:55:04,739
You're a real live person.

1075
00:55:04,839 --> 00:55:06,541
He's an asshole.

1076
00:55:06,641 --> 00:55:08,375
-How is he more of an asshole
than Melanie?

1077
00:55:08,475 --> 00:55:11,478
-He's an asshole in his core.

1078
00:55:11,579 --> 00:55:15,216
Josh's chemical makeup
is asshole.

1079
00:55:15,315 --> 00:55:18,186
Sure, Melanie was an asshole
in this situation,

1080
00:55:18,286 --> 00:55:24,324
but deep down, deep, deep, deep,
deep, deep, deep, deep, deep,

1081
00:55:24,424 --> 00:55:28,996
deep down, she's a...

1082
00:55:29,096 --> 00:55:30,264
she's a good person.

1083
00:55:31,966 --> 00:55:33,201
What are you drinking?

1084
00:55:34,702 --> 00:55:37,004
-I thought we didn't
have anything.

1085
00:55:37,104 --> 00:55:42,009
-Well, maybe I found something.

1086
00:55:42,109 --> 00:55:45,246
- <i>What I'm confused about</i>
<i>is who's riding in which car.</i>

1087
00:55:45,345 --> 00:55:47,081
<i>They can't ride together.</i>

1088
00:55:47,181 --> 00:55:48,783
-Fuck.

1089
00:55:48,883 --> 00:55:50,785
<i>I'm not driving home with Josh,</i>

1090
00:55:50,885 --> 00:55:53,287
<i>and I don't even know when</i>
<i>we're going to get out of here.</i>

1091
00:55:53,386 --> 00:55:55,923
<i>The snow is, like,</i>
<i>not going to stop.</i>

1092
00:55:56,023 --> 00:55:59,093
<i>And three days to plow the</i>
<i>roads would be way too--</i>

1093
00:55:59,193 --> 00:56:02,395
<i>I can't--I cannot handle</i>
<i>three days here.</i>

1094
00:56:02,495 --> 00:56:04,799
<i>It's too much eating</i>
<i>Melanie's cooking.</i>

1095
00:56:04,899 --> 00:56:07,969
<i>The whole thought</i>
<i>of it just makes me wanna cry.</i>

1096
00:56:08,069 --> 00:56:10,338
<i>Gonna starve in here.</i>

1097
00:56:13,975 --> 00:56:15,743
Hey.

1098
00:56:15,843 --> 00:56:17,612
-Debbie?

1099
00:56:17,712 --> 00:56:19,280
My best friend
in the entire world

1100
00:56:19,379 --> 00:56:21,916
who I would stab
a thousand tiny birds for

1101
00:56:22,016 --> 00:56:23,951
if I ever found myself
in a situation

1102
00:56:24,051 --> 00:56:26,419
in which that was necessary.

1103
00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:28,222
-I think maybe
you've had enough.

1104
00:56:30,124 --> 00:56:34,829
-I think maybe
we're just getting started.

1105
00:56:34,929 --> 00:56:37,298
-It's a creative outlet
for me, really.

1106
00:56:37,397 --> 00:56:39,800
-I'm sorry. What...
is this salmon?

1107
00:56:39,901 --> 00:56:41,569
-Trout.
-Trout is pink.

1108
00:56:41,669 --> 00:56:44,238
Jesus, you got a real talent.

1109
00:56:51,379 --> 00:56:53,681
-I don't know
why I didn't see it sooner.

1110
00:56:53,781 --> 00:56:55,983
This is a wake-up call.

1111
00:56:56,083 --> 00:57:02,623
This is an anvil
on the head from God.

1112
00:57:02,723 --> 00:57:04,859
-Uh-huh.
-This moment.

1113
00:57:04,959 --> 00:57:07,128
-This one.

1114
00:57:07,228 --> 00:57:08,996
- Okay.
- Hah!

1115
00:57:09,096 --> 00:57:13,267
This...God is showing us
a new path.

1116
00:57:13,367 --> 00:57:14,302
That's what's happening, Debbie.

1117
00:57:14,402 --> 00:57:17,138
God is showing us a new path.

1118
00:57:17,238 --> 00:57:19,373
-When did you start
believing in God?

1119
00:57:19,472 --> 00:57:21,676
-This morning?
Right now? Who knows?

1120
00:57:21,776 --> 00:57:23,711
But I see it.

1121
00:57:23,811 --> 00:57:25,079
This is a blessing.

1122
00:57:27,048 --> 00:57:29,884
We saw them fuck.

1123
00:57:29,984 --> 00:57:32,053
We saw it,

1124
00:57:32,153 --> 00:57:36,324
and it saved us
from the rest of our lives.

1125
00:57:36,424 --> 00:57:37,558
-I've never heard you say

1126
00:57:37,658 --> 00:57:39,560
one optimistic thing
your entire life.

1127
00:57:39,660 --> 00:57:41,461
Like, your wife
fucks another man,

1128
00:57:41,562 --> 00:57:43,130
and all of a sudden,
it's a blessing?

1129
00:57:43,230 --> 00:57:44,999
I have no idea what's going on.

1130
00:57:45,099 --> 00:57:46,634
What happened to my best friend?

1131
00:57:48,468 --> 00:57:49,502
-He woke up.

1132
00:57:49,603 --> 00:57:50,805
-What?

1133
00:57:53,808 --> 00:57:59,647
-He woke...the fuck...uuuuupppp!

1134
00:58:01,282 --> 00:58:02,750
-Mitch!
-Yeah!

1135
00:58:02,850 --> 00:58:04,484
-Hey! Mitch!

1136
00:58:08,089 --> 00:58:09,090
-Whooh!

1137
00:58:09,190 --> 00:58:10,992
<i>What the hell are you doing?</i>

1138
00:58:11,092 --> 00:58:13,194
-Providing wood!

1139
00:58:13,294 --> 00:58:15,495
So that you will be warm!

1140
00:58:15,596 --> 00:58:18,566
Which you deserve to be!

1141
00:58:18,666 --> 00:58:19,700
-Mitch!

1142
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:21,669
You don't have any shoes on.

1143
00:58:21,769 --> 00:58:23,537
Get back inside!

1144
00:58:23,637 --> 00:58:24,939
-Get back into rock climbing...

1145
00:58:25,039 --> 00:58:26,207
-Whoa.
-Mm-hm.

1146
00:58:26,307 --> 00:58:28,042
Build a lattice
for my tomato plant.

1147
00:58:28,142 --> 00:58:30,878
-Okay, yeah.
-and...call my mother more.

1148
00:58:30,978 --> 00:58:32,279
You?

1149
00:58:32,380 --> 00:58:34,015
-Mine's learn a new language...
-Mm-hm.

1150
00:58:34,115 --> 00:58:35,049
-call my mother less...

1151
00:58:35,149 --> 00:58:36,617
-Oh, yeah.
-and master the art

1152
00:58:36,717 --> 00:58:39,720
-of the casserole.
-Ooh. I love casserole.

1153
00:58:41,422 --> 00:58:42,456
-You do?

1154
00:58:42,556 --> 00:58:44,392
-And I see it now,

1155
00:58:44,492 --> 00:58:46,961
and I don't know
why I was ever scared of it.

1156
00:58:47,061 --> 00:58:49,630
Today is Bastille Day,

1157
00:58:49,730 --> 00:58:52,033
and it's time
to storm the castle.

1158
00:58:53,868 --> 00:58:56,137
Whooh!

1159
00:58:56,237 --> 00:58:57,471
-You're drinking scotch?

1160
00:58:59,173 --> 00:59:02,476
Mitch, seriously, are you okay?

1161
00:59:02,576 --> 00:59:05,579
-And do you know what
the best part about it is?

1162
00:59:05,679 --> 00:59:08,315
I know you've thought
about it, too.

1163
00:59:08,416 --> 00:59:10,618
-Thought about what?

1164
00:59:10,718 --> 00:59:13,754
In your quietest moments.

1165
00:59:13,854 --> 00:59:15,556
-Thought about what?

1166
00:59:17,691 --> 00:59:20,294
-Can I ask why you did it?

1167
00:59:20,394 --> 00:59:21,929
-Did what?

1168
00:59:22,029 --> 00:59:25,966
-Kiss me. I...just...
Why'd you do it?

1169
00:59:26,067 --> 00:59:27,601
-I don't think I know
what you're saying.

1170
00:59:27,701 --> 00:59:28,936
-Why did you kiss me?

1171
00:59:29,036 --> 00:59:32,573
-I--I'm just asking why.
-Melanie.

1172
00:59:35,076 --> 00:59:36,444
You kissed me.

1173
00:59:41,916 --> 00:59:42,983
-You're drunk.

1174
00:59:43,084 --> 00:59:44,318
-I'm not drunk.

1175
00:59:44,418 --> 00:59:45,419
I'm alive.

1176
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:47,021
-No, you need water.

1177
00:59:47,121 --> 00:59:51,492
-Deborah, we've been
best friends for 15 years.

1178
00:59:51,592 --> 00:59:52,927
Are you really telling me...

1179
00:59:53,027 --> 00:59:55,596
you're telling me
you've never thought about it?

1180
00:59:55,696 --> 01:00:00,868
-I...I...I don't think
that I have.

1181
01:00:00,968 --> 01:00:02,636
-Lying.

1182
01:00:02,736 --> 01:00:05,039
Ladies and gentlemen,

1183
01:00:05,139 --> 01:00:07,374
for God's sake, she's lying.

1184
01:00:07,475 --> 01:00:13,047
Freshman year.
You and me, in the closet.

1185
01:00:13,147 --> 01:00:14,815
Chris Ryman's
St. Patrick's Day party.

1186
01:00:14,915 --> 01:00:16,484
Everybody was playing mafia.

1187
01:00:16,585 --> 01:00:17,952
We thought it was dumb.

1188
01:00:18,052 --> 01:00:19,353
We snuck off.

1189
01:00:19,453 --> 01:00:22,591
You put a four leaf clover
sticker on my forehead

1190
01:00:22,690 --> 01:00:25,659
and we kissed.

1191
01:00:25,759 --> 01:00:28,462
-But, Mitch, we were kids.

1192
01:00:28,563 --> 01:00:30,164
I mean, it was nothing.

1193
01:00:30,264 --> 01:00:32,299
- It was nothing?

1194
01:00:32,399 --> 01:00:33,801
-We were kids.

1195
01:00:33,901 --> 01:00:35,469
-It was nothing?

1196
01:00:37,238 --> 01:00:39,640
Okay, what if it wasn't?

1197
01:00:39,740 --> 01:00:41,408
What if this whole time,

1198
01:00:41,510 --> 01:00:43,477
we've been kidding ourselves
because it was too real,

1199
01:00:43,578 --> 01:00:47,781
so we had to distract ourselves
with the wrong people?

1200
01:00:51,118 --> 01:00:56,857
Maybe we just didn't think
we deserved it.

1201
01:00:56,957 --> 01:00:58,225
-Mitch, I--
-Before you say anything,

1202
01:00:58,325 --> 01:01:00,828
just think about it
for a minute.

1203
01:01:00,928 --> 01:01:04,765
Just give it a moment of thought
before you respond.

1204
01:01:04,865 --> 01:01:07,536
No, that wasn't long enough.

1205
01:01:07,636 --> 01:01:12,907
Really think about it. Really.

1206
01:01:13,007 --> 01:01:14,408
-That is exactly what
you fucking would say.

1207
01:01:14,509 --> 01:01:16,076
-No, but. You--remember
when you threw me up

1208
01:01:16,177 --> 01:01:17,044
-against the wall?
-Yeah, you know what?

1209
01:01:17,144 --> 01:01:18,078
That was after you kissed me!

1210
01:01:18,179 --> 01:01:19,780
-That--No, absolutely not!
-Sshhh!

1211
01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:22,049
-You can't-- Look, Melanie,
you cannot just kiss a woman

1212
01:01:22,149 --> 01:01:24,185
in this day and age.
I did--I--I reciprocated.

1213
01:01:24,285 --> 01:01:26,787
-I'm just saying that I wasn't
thinking about it, okay?

1214
01:01:26,887 --> 01:01:28,689
I--I didn't--I didn't--
I didn't think about it

1215
01:01:28,789 --> 01:01:30,858
before it happened,
and then it just happened.

1216
01:01:30,958 --> 01:01:33,027
And now what?

1217
01:01:33,127 --> 01:01:35,129
Now is what? Is what?

1218
01:01:35,229 --> 01:01:37,264
-You can't possibly blame me
for this, do you?

1219
01:01:37,364 --> 01:01:38,432
-Hold on. Do you blame me?
-Excuse me.

1220
01:01:38,533 --> 01:01:40,602
-Melanie, we decided
this together,

1221
01:01:40,701 --> 01:01:41,835
-Mm-hm.
-okay? We had a discussion.

1222
01:01:41,936 --> 01:01:43,237
-We had a conversation

1223
01:01:43,337 --> 01:01:44,805
-very briefly.
-Still.

1224
01:01:44,905 --> 01:01:45,873
<i>While you were kissing me.</i>

1225
01:01:45,973 --> 01:01:46,941
-You were also kissing me.

1226
01:01:47,074 --> 01:01:48,442
-It is very hard
to make a good decision

1227
01:01:48,543 --> 01:01:50,411
about fucking
while you're kissing.

1228
01:01:50,512 --> 01:01:52,246
-Look, I wish it never
happened either.

1229
01:01:59,486 --> 01:02:00,655
Well, I didn't say that.

1230
01:02:04,758 --> 01:02:07,228
-Mitch. You're married
and you won the lotto, remember?

1231
01:02:07,328 --> 01:02:09,664
And I'm married.
We got married to other people.

1232
01:02:09,763 --> 01:02:11,165
-He doesn't like your book.

1233
01:02:13,100 --> 01:02:14,335
Oh, fuck.

1234
01:02:15,570 --> 01:02:17,071
-He loves my book.
-No.

1235
01:02:17,171 --> 01:02:19,306
-He told me.
-He told me.

1236
01:02:19,406 --> 01:02:20,908
This morning.

1237
01:02:23,043 --> 01:02:24,311
-Well, he must have just--

1238
01:02:24,411 --> 01:02:25,913
-And that the two of you
aren't having sex.

1239
01:02:27,781 --> 01:02:29,283
-What did you do,
ayahuasca together?

1240
01:02:29,383 --> 01:02:31,318
-Debs, you're fighting
to stay with a man

1241
01:02:31,418 --> 01:02:34,455
who doesn't understand you.

1242
01:02:34,556 --> 01:02:35,789
And I do.

1243
01:02:38,359 --> 01:02:39,728
And I always have.

1244
01:02:54,875 --> 01:02:56,310
-Do you think I'm dumb?

1245
01:02:58,747 --> 01:03:00,381
- Absolutely not.

1246
01:03:59,774 --> 01:04:02,876
-Oh. Hey, butto.

1247
01:04:02,976 --> 01:04:05,613
It's Mitch Delpin. Businessman.

1248
01:04:05,714 --> 01:04:06,781
- <i>Did you think</i>
<i>about that proposal?</i>

1249
01:04:06,880 --> 01:04:08,248
-I did think about it.

1250
01:04:08,349 --> 01:04:09,617
<i>Get you up where you belong.</i>

1251
01:04:11,218 --> 01:04:14,421
- And my answer is

1252
01:04:14,522 --> 01:04:17,091
over my dead body.

1253
01:04:17,191 --> 01:04:18,492
<i>Sorry, what's that?</i>

1254
01:04:27,301 --> 01:04:32,406
-I have not enjoyed one minute
of one day of one year

1255
01:04:32,507 --> 01:04:34,609
working for you, buddy.

1256
01:04:34,709 --> 01:04:37,077
You're self-centered,
you cheat at golf,

1257
01:04:37,177 --> 01:04:38,813
you were nepotized
into your job,

1258
01:04:38,912 --> 01:04:40,381
and boy, does it show.

1259
01:04:40,481 --> 01:04:43,317
The bottom line is
I--I don't want to be like you.

1260
01:04:43,417 --> 01:04:44,451
Mm.

1261
01:04:44,552 --> 01:04:45,919
So I quit.

1262
01:04:46,019 --> 01:04:47,287
- <i>You're fired, Mitch.</i>

1263
01:04:47,388 --> 01:04:49,323
<i>- </i> <i>I'm firing you.</i>
- No, no.

1264
01:04:49,423 --> 01:04:53,327
That's incorrect.
No, you're hurting my ear!

1265
01:04:53,427 --> 01:04:55,295
I quit.

1266
01:04:55,396 --> 01:04:56,664
I'm quitting.

1267
01:04:56,765 --> 01:04:57,898
- <i>Goddamn life!</i>
- Thank you. Good day.

1268
01:04:57,998 --> 01:05:00,668
- <i>Dad! Dad! Mitch...</i>

1269
01:05:00,769 --> 01:05:04,438
-Mitch, I love so many things
about you.

1270
01:05:07,776 --> 01:05:14,381
But I don't think I've been
in love with you since the...

1271
01:05:19,420 --> 01:05:23,257
And even one minute
spent not in love...

1272
01:05:26,528 --> 01:05:29,564
is a waste of our time.

1273
01:05:31,900 --> 01:05:33,735
Is a waste of our lives.

1274
01:05:33,835 --> 01:05:35,269
And...

1275
01:05:44,278 --> 01:05:45,814
just say it...

1276
01:05:48,482 --> 01:05:49,717
Yes, you can.

1277
01:05:51,719 --> 01:05:53,655
Melanie, yes, you can.

1278
01:06:04,998 --> 01:06:05,900
-Hey.

1279
01:06:07,802 --> 01:06:09,002
-Mm...

1280
01:06:11,004 --> 01:06:12,607
Tsk...

1281
01:07:19,139 --> 01:07:20,675
-Can you turn it down, please?

1282
01:07:23,678 --> 01:07:26,480
It's just a little too loud.

1283
01:07:47,735 --> 01:07:48,836
- Yeah!

1284
01:08:06,219 --> 01:08:07,622
-Mitch...

1285
01:08:51,599 --> 01:08:52,967
-What'd I miss?

1286
01:08:53,067 --> 01:08:54,068
-Nothing.

1287
01:08:54,167 --> 01:08:55,837
-Nothing.

1288
01:08:55,937 --> 01:09:00,374
-I think you should
come down here.

1289
01:09:00,474 --> 01:09:02,309
-What is that?

1290
01:09:02,409 --> 01:09:03,611
- <i>It's the truth.</i>

1291
01:09:09,449 --> 01:09:14,822
-I, uh, found this
in the garage.

1292
01:09:14,922 --> 01:09:16,223
-You found it?

1293
01:09:16,323 --> 01:09:22,362
-Debbie, I can't
quite explain it,

1294
01:09:23,564 --> 01:09:28,736
but I am feeling really good.

1295
01:09:28,836 --> 01:09:31,338
-The last thing I want
is to dance or celebrate

1296
01:09:31,438 --> 01:09:33,041
or feel good right now.

1297
01:09:34,509 --> 01:09:37,612
<i>People are ready for 2022.</i>

1298
01:09:37,712 --> 01:09:39,914
<i>We are 20 seconds out.</i>

1299
01:09:40,014 --> 01:09:42,416
-Please, Debbie.

1300
01:09:42,517 --> 01:09:45,053
We always celebrate together.

1301
01:09:45,153 --> 01:09:48,022
- <i>And let's</i>
<i>get ready to count together.</i>

1302
01:09:48,122 --> 01:09:53,961
- <i>Ten, nine,</i>
<i>eight, seven, six, five,</i>

1303
01:09:54,062 --> 01:09:57,899
<i>four, three, two, one.</i>

1304
01:09:57,999 --> 01:10:03,037
<i>Happy New Year.</i>

1305
01:10:35,502 --> 01:10:36,838
-To love.

1306
01:10:41,576 --> 01:10:43,111
-To friends.

1307
01:10:43,211 --> 01:10:49,183
- To...l...life.

1308
01:10:52,954 --> 01:10:54,122
-To truth.

1309
01:11:00,895 --> 01:11:02,496
- Fuck you guys.

1310
01:11:05,298 --> 01:11:07,101
Salud!

1311
01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:40,528
- <i>Okay.</i>
<i>- Oh.</i>

1312
01:12:41,361 --> 01:12:42,263
Okay.

1313
01:12:42,362 --> 01:12:43,363
-All right.

1314
01:12:43,564 --> 01:12:46,934
At work, sometimes
before a board meeting,

1315
01:12:47,034 --> 01:12:52,039
I will masturbate to completion
in bathroom stall number three.

1316
01:12:52,139 --> 01:12:54,876
-I steal when I'm nervous.

1317
01:12:54,976 --> 01:12:56,376
-A state senator once asked me

1318
01:12:56,476 --> 01:12:58,478
for a dick pic. I sent it.

1319
01:12:58,579 --> 01:13:00,581
-I slept with three
of my college professors.

1320
01:13:00,681 --> 01:13:03,050
- What? Who?

1321
01:13:03,150 --> 01:13:05,653
-German history,
obscure mathematics,

1322
01:13:05,753 --> 01:13:06,954
and medieval studies.

1323
01:13:07,088 --> 01:13:08,189
- Wait a second.
<i>- Medieval studies?</i>

1324
01:13:08,289 --> 01:13:11,893
-Professor Logey was like...
-...in his 60s, yeah.

1325
01:13:11,993 --> 01:13:13,794
And his wife.

1326
01:13:13,895 --> 01:13:17,098
-I saw my mom cheat on my dad
when I was eight.

1327
01:13:17,198 --> 01:13:18,833
I never told him.

1328
01:13:18,933 --> 01:13:21,936
-I hired a teenager in India
to write this book.

1329
01:13:22,036 --> 01:13:24,171
-What?
-I don't even know him.

1330
01:13:24,272 --> 01:13:26,107
Or her.

1331
01:13:26,207 --> 01:13:29,810
-I hate this shirt
on my body so much.

1332
01:13:29,911 --> 01:13:32,246
I don't even have the words
to describe it.

1333
01:13:32,346 --> 01:13:34,081
Just so much.

1334
01:13:34,181 --> 01:13:37,285
-I've gotten so sad lately.

1335
01:13:37,385 --> 01:13:39,419
I don't know
when exactly it happened,

1336
01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:41,822
but I'm just so sad.

1337
01:13:41,923 --> 01:13:43,791
-I kissed Melanie.

1338
01:13:43,891 --> 01:13:47,328
She reciprocated,
but I kissed her.

1339
01:13:47,427 --> 01:13:48,529
-Thank you.

1340
01:13:48,629 --> 01:13:50,398
-Did you like my book?

1341
01:13:53,301 --> 01:13:55,136
-No.

1342
01:13:55,236 --> 01:13:59,040
But not because it wasn't good.

1343
01:13:59,140 --> 01:14:01,309
It didn't feel like you.

1344
01:14:04,745 --> 01:14:06,080
-I know.

1345
01:14:10,685 --> 01:14:13,020
I finished my new one,

1346
01:14:13,120 --> 01:14:16,023
and I think it might be
really, really beautiful.

1347
01:14:16,123 --> 01:14:19,160
But I can't show it to anyone.

1348
01:14:19,260 --> 01:14:21,662
Because if I do,
and they hate it,

1349
01:14:21,762 --> 01:14:26,801
like last time,
then I'll have to quit,

1350
01:14:26,901 --> 01:14:30,838
and I won't have anything
to latch on to in my life,

1351
01:14:30,938 --> 01:14:35,609
and I...I might just float away.

1352
01:14:35,710 --> 01:14:37,111
-You've always had me.

1353
01:14:45,619 --> 01:14:47,254
-I have no money.

1354
01:14:51,525 --> 01:14:53,327
-None.

1355
01:14:53,427 --> 01:14:54,562
It's all his.

1356
01:14:54,662 --> 01:14:58,899
- It's 100% true.

1357
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:00,201
-I have no money.

1358
01:15:00,301 --> 01:15:02,870
-And...and the best part
is I quit my job.

1359
01:15:02,970 --> 01:15:05,072
-Wait. You're getting
a promotion.

1360
01:15:05,172 --> 01:15:06,507
-Yeah, I was.
-Yeah, you are!

1361
01:15:06,607 --> 01:15:08,576
-And I did. I got it.

1362
01:15:08,676 --> 01:15:11,712
-Yay!
-And then I quit.

1363
01:15:11,812 --> 01:15:13,347
-Why is that funny?

1364
01:15:16,150 --> 01:15:18,552
-I've cheated on everyone
I've ever been with except you.

1365
01:15:20,788 --> 01:15:22,123
Until now.

1366
01:15:25,860 --> 01:15:27,928
-Mmm.

1367
01:15:28,029 --> 01:15:29,997
Why do you think
you did cheat on me?

1368
01:15:34,235 --> 01:15:38,239
- Because I don't like
myself very much.

1369
01:15:42,209 --> 01:15:45,112
Only Melanie doesn't know that.

1370
01:15:45,212 --> 01:15:47,181
So for a second, I forgot.

1371
01:15:50,151 --> 01:15:52,186
Because, uh,

1372
01:15:54,822 --> 01:15:56,991
when you like yourself,
you can get a hard-on.

1373
01:15:58,726 --> 01:16:00,194
And when you don't, you can't.

1374
01:16:13,774 --> 01:16:15,042
-I love dessert.

1375
01:16:16,710 --> 01:16:19,613
- You hate dessert?

1376
01:16:19,713 --> 01:16:21,015
-No...

1377
01:16:22,083 --> 01:16:24,351
no, I love it.

1378
01:16:24,452 --> 01:16:26,687
-Our entire relationship,

1379
01:16:26,787 --> 01:16:29,090
you always say you don't want
to hear about the dessert menu.

1380
01:16:29,190 --> 01:16:31,125
-Yes, but the truth is,

1381
01:16:33,227 --> 01:16:38,099
I think I just probably
wanted the dinner to be over.

1382
01:16:38,199 --> 01:16:40,734
Because I feel like
we've run out of stuff

1383
01:16:40,835 --> 01:16:43,003
to say to each other.

1384
01:16:43,104 --> 01:16:47,208
-Uh-huh.
-And that bums me out.

1385
01:16:47,308 --> 01:16:48,375
-It bums you out?

1386
01:16:48,543 --> 01:16:55,983
-And I've given up
thousands of desserts.

1387
01:16:56,551 --> 01:17:00,522
And...I know it's trivial.

1388
01:17:00,621 --> 01:17:04,125
And I know that
all my needs are met,

1389
01:17:04,225 --> 01:17:09,096
and I should be grateful
and happy, but I'm not.

1390
01:17:11,566 --> 01:17:13,467
Because...

1391
01:17:15,669 --> 01:17:20,908
I think maybe I married someone
who has no idea who I am.

1392
01:17:21,008 --> 01:17:27,549
And I don't think I really
have any idea who you are.

1393
01:17:27,648 --> 01:17:32,453
And maybe it occurred
to me this morning that

1394
01:17:32,554 --> 01:17:35,156
I could either live
the rest of my life that way,

1395
01:17:37,526 --> 01:17:39,093
without dessert,

1396
01:17:41,929 --> 01:17:43,998
or I could pull
the escape hatch.

1397
01:17:47,434 --> 01:17:49,003
And so I pulled it.

1398
01:17:56,477 --> 01:17:58,613
-I want you to have dessert,
Melanie.

1399
01:18:07,021 --> 01:18:09,558
You know, I try to bring art
into my work, I really do,

1400
01:18:09,658 --> 01:18:11,526
but investment bankers
just don't see it.

1401
01:18:11,626 --> 01:18:12,561
-They don't see it.
-Yeah,

1402
01:18:12,661 --> 01:18:14,728
but it's not too late, you know?

1403
01:18:14,828 --> 01:18:17,298
-No, it is. I--I don't have
any other skills.

1404
01:18:17,398 --> 01:18:18,933
-This is very limiting,
you know?

1405
01:18:19,033 --> 01:18:20,635
This is very limiting talk.

1406
01:18:20,734 --> 01:18:22,136
You should take yourself
more seriously.

1407
01:18:22,236 --> 01:18:23,270
-Nah.
-Yeah.

1408
01:18:23,470 --> 01:18:25,574
-Nah. I wouldn't even know
where to start.

1409
01:18:25,674 --> 01:18:26,575
-I'll tell you where you start.

1410
01:18:26,675 --> 01:18:28,876
You start with still life,

1411
01:18:28,976 --> 01:18:33,314
and then you move on
to portraits or abstract.

1412
01:18:33,414 --> 01:18:35,584
I mean, anything. You can go
in any direction, man.

1413
01:18:35,684 --> 01:18:37,151
-I--I--You should...
-Hey...

1414
01:18:37,251 --> 01:18:38,986
You fucked my wife.

1415
01:18:39,086 --> 01:18:40,354
Don't inspire me.

1416
01:18:48,729 --> 01:18:51,265
-I always thought I'd be
further along than I am.

1417
01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:57,104
-Yeah, you're borderline one
of those sad cases.

1418
01:18:58,205 --> 01:18:59,340
-Dang it.

1419
01:19:01,108 --> 01:19:05,346
-But listen. I know it wasn't
for everyone,

1420
01:19:05,446 --> 01:19:11,986
but I really cried
when I read your book.

1421
01:19:12,086 --> 01:19:13,821
-You did?
-Yeah.

1422
01:19:13,921 --> 01:19:17,024
There is this
one beautiful moment

1423
01:19:17,124 --> 01:19:19,827
in the last chapter

1424
01:19:19,927 --> 01:19:22,329
where the lead character
stops pretending

1425
01:19:22,429 --> 01:19:24,431
that everything
is going to be okay.

1426
01:19:31,472 --> 01:19:33,173
-That's my favorite bit.

1427
01:19:33,274 --> 01:19:35,442
-Hey, Debs.

1428
01:19:35,543 --> 01:19:36,477
He doesn't believe us.

1429
01:19:36,578 --> 01:19:38,479
-No.
-What do you mean?

1430
01:19:38,580 --> 01:19:42,717
-This guy doesn't believe us.

1431
01:19:47,622 --> 01:19:48,922
-Ha!

1432
01:19:49,023 --> 01:19:50,858
-I don't see no tree.

1433
01:19:50,958 --> 01:19:53,294
- Ah!
- Oh! Whoa-ho-ho.

1434
01:19:53,394 --> 01:19:54,529
-What did I say?

1435
01:19:54,629 --> 01:19:56,564
- <i>We found it.</i>
- What did I say?!

1436
01:19:56,665 --> 01:19:58,399
<i>-I knew we'd find it.</i>
-Well, shit.

1437
01:19:58,499 --> 01:19:59,567
-I was wrong.
-Look.

1438
01:19:59,668 --> 01:20:01,135
-All right.
-Inches.

1439
01:20:01,235 --> 01:20:02,169
-All right.
-Inches...

1440
01:20:02,269 --> 01:20:03,738
-Inches.
-All right.

1441
01:20:03,837 --> 01:20:05,472
-Where--how did it happen?
-He was there and I was there.

1442
01:20:05,573 --> 01:20:06,541
- <i>We were...</i>
<i>- There, right there.</i>

1443
01:20:06,641 --> 01:20:07,642
<i>- </i> <i>And then it was...</i>

1444
01:20:09,343 --> 01:20:10,878
<i>It just fell?</i>

1445
01:20:10,978 --> 01:20:12,346
-A deer...

1446
01:20:15,650 --> 01:20:16,685
-Hey.

1447
01:20:16,785 --> 01:20:18,252
Hey, hey, guys!

1448
01:20:21,155 --> 01:20:22,524
What time is it?

1449
01:20:26,528 --> 01:20:27,428
Yes.

1450
01:20:27,529 --> 01:20:29,263
Yes.

1451
01:20:42,142 --> 01:20:43,110
-Whooh!

1452
01:21:05,834 --> 01:21:08,902
-Yeaaahhh!
-Whooooooohh!

1453
01:21:09,002 --> 01:21:11,105
-Aww!
-Aaaaahhh!

1454
01:21:37,699 --> 01:21:38,733
-Come here often?

1455
01:21:40,434 --> 01:21:42,169
-I'm new in town actually.

1456
01:21:44,706 --> 01:21:45,774
-Hey, um,

1457
01:21:47,575 --> 01:21:50,845
I know that I have
a ton of work to do.

1458
01:21:50,944 --> 01:21:52,413
-The lion's share.
-No. You...you don't have to.

1459
01:21:52,547 --> 01:21:53,815
-And I know this is my fault,
and I know that you hate me.

1460
01:21:53,914 --> 01:21:54,915
-Hey, Josh.

1461
01:21:57,519 --> 01:21:58,620
I needed him.

1462
01:22:00,688 --> 01:22:02,824
The musician, Danny.

1463
01:22:02,923 --> 01:22:05,025
That's where I go all day.

1464
01:22:05,125 --> 01:22:06,360
I've been writing my book
at his house

1465
01:22:06,460 --> 01:22:07,862
because I can't write
when I'm with you.

1466
01:22:14,869 --> 01:22:19,940
I haven't been able to speak,
and I've gotten really quiet.

1467
01:22:20,040 --> 01:22:22,844
If you notice that,
that I've gotten, like,

1468
01:22:22,943 --> 01:22:24,679
I've gotten small.

1469
01:22:24,779 --> 01:22:26,146
And it's not all your fault,

1470
01:22:26,246 --> 01:22:28,883
because I--I--I turned to stone
at a certain point,

1471
01:22:28,982 --> 01:22:30,785
like, I didn't recognize
the person

1472
01:22:30,885 --> 01:22:32,052
I was sleeping in bed next to

1473
01:22:32,152 --> 01:22:33,487
and I should have just
reached out to you

1474
01:22:33,588 --> 01:22:35,690
but instead of reaching out
to you, I just...

1475
01:22:35,790 --> 01:22:36,825
I turned to stone.

1476
01:22:36,925 --> 01:22:40,427
And--and
and when I was with him,

1477
01:22:40,528 --> 01:22:43,330
I could--I could feel everything
and I could smile,

1478
01:22:43,430 --> 01:22:46,835
and it all just...
it was all there for me.

1479
01:22:46,935 --> 01:22:50,638
And I don't know
why that happened,

1480
01:22:50,738 --> 01:22:52,306
and I'm sorry.

1481
01:22:55,442 --> 01:22:56,578
-Did you sleep with him?

1482
01:22:56,678 --> 01:22:57,679
-No.

1483
01:22:57,779 --> 01:22:59,446
-Debs.
-Never. No.

1484
01:23:01,482 --> 01:23:03,016
-Mm.

1485
01:23:21,201 --> 01:23:24,338
Hi. Uh, I'm Josh.

1486
01:23:24,438 --> 01:23:26,073
I'm a photographer.

1487
01:23:26,173 --> 01:23:27,709
Not actually the best
on my team,

1488
01:23:27,809 --> 01:23:29,711
but I'm a good leader.

1489
01:23:29,811 --> 01:23:31,913
I'm kind.

1490
01:23:32,012 --> 01:23:38,051
I'm slightly insecure
about getting older

1491
01:23:38,151 --> 01:23:41,355
and my body and whether
I'm actually funny

1492
01:23:41,455 --> 01:23:45,727
or if I'm just good at telling
other people's punchlines...

1493
01:23:45,827 --> 01:23:49,764
and, oh, man,
I really love my wife.

1494
01:23:49,864 --> 01:23:53,100
And I would really like for her
to try and get to know me now

1495
01:23:53,200 --> 01:23:56,203
without all of the,
um,...

1496
01:23:56,303 --> 01:23:59,306
without any aspirations or,
like, bullshit and just--just,

1497
01:23:59,406 --> 01:24:01,643
uh...Right?

1498
01:24:01,743 --> 01:24:03,310
And if we can't find
our way back,

1499
01:24:03,410 --> 01:24:05,045
then we'll be done.

1500
01:24:05,145 --> 01:24:06,380
But not until we try.

1501
01:24:06,480 --> 01:24:09,116
Please. Please.

1502
01:24:34,842 --> 01:24:36,678
-Hi, Josh.

1503
01:24:36,778 --> 01:24:38,746
I'm Debbie.

1504
01:24:38,846 --> 01:24:40,014
-Hey.

1505
01:24:45,620 --> 01:24:47,021
- I like my twig.

1506
01:25:15,449 --> 01:25:18,820
-Well?
-Yep, I'll see you.

1507
01:25:18,920 --> 01:25:19,887
-Or not.

1508
01:25:23,490 --> 01:25:25,994
-Okay. So, uh, you're
going to want to get gas

1509
01:25:26,094 --> 01:25:27,394
before you hit the freeways.

1510
01:25:27,494 --> 01:25:29,797
And make sure that
the lady's voice on the map

1511
01:25:29,897 --> 01:25:33,001
is super loud so that
you don't miss any of the turns.

1512
01:25:35,570 --> 01:25:36,938
-It's icy.

1513
01:25:39,741 --> 01:25:41,876
-You'll be fine.

1514
01:25:41,976 --> 01:25:45,312
-Yeah, but...
a little bit scared.

1515
01:25:45,412 --> 01:25:46,781
-You'll be fine.

1516
01:25:58,860 --> 01:26:00,193
-How long are you staying?

1517
01:26:09,671 --> 01:26:11,773
-I have no idea.

1518
01:26:11,873 --> 01:26:16,010
-I'll be at my parents'
in case of emergency.

1519
01:26:34,128 --> 01:26:39,801
- Okay...

1520
01:26:45,305 --> 01:26:47,207
Okay.

1521
01:27:06,594 --> 01:27:07,862
-I'll be seeing you.

1522
01:27:09,496 --> 01:27:10,631
-You will, yeah.

1523
01:27:10,732 --> 01:27:13,735
Of course.

1524
01:27:15,837 --> 01:27:18,271
Do you need a pep talk?

1525
01:27:18,371 --> 01:27:19,874
-Always.

1526
01:27:24,912 --> 01:27:25,847
-Hey.

1527
01:27:27,447 --> 01:27:30,317
I left something on the table
for you to read

1528
01:27:30,417 --> 01:27:31,953
if you have time to read it.

1529
01:27:33,788 --> 01:27:35,489
-I do.

1530
01:27:35,590 --> 01:27:37,390
And you should give it
to Josh, too.

1531
01:27:40,895 --> 01:27:42,295
-Okay.

1532
01:28:30,511 --> 01:28:31,679
Okay.