1 00:00:16,375 --> 00:00:17,750 What did Hamish do? 2 00:00:17,750 --> 00:00:20,500 Is he gonna get a new tractor? 3 00:00:20,500 --> 00:00:22,417 Yeah, well, he probably shouldn't. 4 00:00:22,417 --> 00:00:23,792 He lives in the city. 5 00:00:23,792 --> 00:00:25,625 No, it's not that dangerous here. 6 00:00:25,625 --> 00:00:27,875 - I don't need a gun. - Tell her it is a bit dangerous. 7 00:00:27,875 --> 00:00:30,458 - Not all Americans have guns. - Tell her Dave's got a paintball gun. 8 00:00:30,458 --> 00:00:32,959 - Dave has a paintball gun. - It's not a real gun, though. 9 00:00:32,959 --> 00:00:35,083 - Yeah, it's not real. - Just shoots paint. 10 00:00:35,083 --> 00:00:37,333 I'm not gonna get a gun, though. I'm not getting-- 11 00:00:37,333 --> 00:00:38,625 I've told you that. No. 12 00:00:38,625 --> 00:00:40,500 Tell her I'm thinking about getting a gun. 13 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:41,875 That's Bruce Willis, though. 14 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:43,458 Tell her about all the TV stations here, Bret. 15 00:00:43,458 --> 00:00:45,792 - He's acting. It's not real. - Bret, the TV stations. 16 00:00:45,792 --> 00:00:48,166 - Tell her about all the TV stations. - Jemaine wants me to tell you 17 00:00:48,166 --> 00:00:50,417 there's a lot of TV stations. 18 00:00:50,417 --> 00:00:51,709 What'd she say? 19 00:00:51,709 --> 00:00:53,792 - How many? - I don't know. 20 00:00:53,792 --> 00:00:56,750 There's a lot. Yeah yeah, no. More than four. 21 00:00:56,750 --> 00:00:58,458 - Yeah. - What'd she say? 22 00:00:58,458 --> 00:01:00,417 She says "wow." Well, I'll talk to you soon. 23 00:01:00,417 --> 00:01:02,458 - Say bye for-- - Jemaine says "bye" as well. 24 00:01:02,458 --> 00:01:04,667 She says "bye." Do you want to talk to her? 25 00:01:04,667 --> 00:01:06,625 - Nuh-uh. - No. Okay. 26 00:01:06,625 --> 00:01:08,792 All right, bye. Bye. 27 00:01:11,583 --> 00:01:14,333 - Who was that? - It's Mom. She's good. 28 00:01:14,333 --> 00:01:17,291 ( theme music playing ) 29 00:01:25,083 --> 00:01:26,875 ( blows whistle ) 30 00:01:48,208 --> 00:01:50,458 Murray: Okay, guys, band meeting. 31 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:51,834 - Jemaine? - Yes. 32 00:01:51,834 --> 00:01:53,500 - Yes? - Yes. 33 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:55,166 Bret? 34 00:01:55,166 --> 00:01:57,834 Murray, I was wondering if you could call me by my rapping name? 35 00:01:57,834 --> 00:01:59,959 - Your rapping name? - Rhymenoceros. 36 00:01:59,959 --> 00:02:02,417 - Rhinoceros? - The Rhymenoceros. 37 00:02:02,417 --> 00:02:04,500 Nah, well, that's not gonna fit in here. 38 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:08,083 I've got "Bret." Can't you just have Bret as your rapping name? 39 00:02:08,083 --> 00:02:10,083 No. It's not a rapping name. 40 00:02:10,083 --> 00:02:11,750 It's a good rapping name. 41 00:02:11,750 --> 00:02:13,583 "Hello, everybody, I am Bret." 42 00:02:13,583 --> 00:02:15,667 - No. - Rhymes with "wet" and... 43 00:02:15,667 --> 00:02:16,917 No, "Rhymenoceros." 44 00:02:16,917 --> 00:02:18,959 Look, if you're gonna have some sort of rap name, 45 00:02:18,959 --> 00:02:20,625 just be careful you don't do a drive-by. 46 00:02:20,625 --> 00:02:22,834 - I won't. - Well, you'd better not. 47 00:02:22,834 --> 00:02:24,583 You know what I mean by that? 48 00:02:24,583 --> 00:02:27,083 What about you, Jemaine? Have you got a rapping name? 49 00:02:27,083 --> 00:02:29,583 Yeah, "Hiphopopotamus," 50 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:31,667 but you can just call me Jemaine if you want. 51 00:02:31,667 --> 00:02:34,083 Okay. Well, let's go again. Jemaine? 52 00:02:34,083 --> 00:02:35,959 - I just said yes before. - Yep. 53 00:02:35,959 --> 00:02:39,542 Okay, and what is it? "Rhymenoceros." 54 00:02:40,542 --> 00:02:41,875 Mm-hmm. 55 00:02:41,875 --> 00:02:44,709 And Murray-- present. 56 00:02:44,709 --> 00:02:46,542 "Band agenda: 57 00:02:46,542 --> 00:02:48,750 item one, haircut." Bret. 58 00:02:48,750 --> 00:02:50,750 - No, haven't had it done. - Well, get it cut. 59 00:02:50,750 --> 00:02:53,583 I mean, you don't hear of professional musicians with long hair. 60 00:02:53,583 --> 00:02:56,750 - Well, Led Zeppelin? - I mean a man. 61 00:02:56,750 --> 00:02:58,417 It needs a trim. 62 00:02:58,417 --> 00:02:59,834 Yours is pretty long, Murray. 63 00:02:59,834 --> 00:03:03,417 "Item 2-A, gig." 64 00:03:04,709 --> 00:03:07,542 Oh, "a gig." I'm gonna get you guys another gig. 65 00:03:07,542 --> 00:03:08,917 What do you mean, "another gig"? 66 00:03:08,917 --> 00:03:11,667 - Remember the other one? - Vaguely. 67 00:03:11,667 --> 00:03:13,792 Well, what about another one? 68 00:03:13,792 --> 00:03:16,458 Murray, I was thinking perhaps we could do gigs at night? 69 00:03:16,458 --> 00:03:18,333 - No-- no, come on. - Yes, most bands... 70 00:03:18,333 --> 00:03:20,125 - Most bands play at night. - Not again. 71 00:03:20,125 --> 00:03:21,875 - We've talked about this. - Most bands play at night. 72 00:03:21,875 --> 00:03:23,375 It's too dangerous out there at night. 73 00:03:23,375 --> 00:03:25,417 We go around walking around at night all the time. 74 00:03:25,417 --> 00:03:28,250 Well, you know, anything could happen. You could get run over, 75 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:32,000 pickpocketed, um, fall down a manhole, 76 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,041 bump into people, 77 00:03:34,041 --> 00:03:36,834 murdered-- imagine that-- 78 00:03:36,834 --> 00:03:38,667 or even just ridiculed. 79 00:03:38,667 --> 00:03:41,375 - We've never been ridiculed. - No. 80 00:03:41,375 --> 00:03:43,000 - You haven't? - No. 81 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,083 Well, that's a surprise. I get ridiculed all the time. 82 00:03:46,083 --> 00:03:47,458 - Really? - Yup. 83 00:03:47,458 --> 00:03:50,917 "Oh hey, ginger-balls." 84 00:03:50,917 --> 00:03:52,917 you know? 85 00:03:52,917 --> 00:03:55,542 That was Bret. 86 00:03:55,542 --> 00:03:57,625 - He called you that. - The other night. 87 00:03:57,625 --> 00:03:59,250 Well, it's not just you, Bret, 88 00:03:59,250 --> 00:04:01,834 it's all the time, and it's not just ginger-balls, you know? 89 00:04:01,834 --> 00:04:03,834 - I thought that was your nickname? - No. 90 00:04:03,834 --> 00:04:07,000 I get, "Oh, what are you on your way to-- 91 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,458 a dick meeting?" 92 00:04:09,667 --> 00:04:11,542 Murray: All right, here you are. 93 00:04:11,542 --> 00:04:13,834 You should wear these T-shirts with "New York" on them. 94 00:04:13,834 --> 00:04:16,291 All right, just so you fit in. Here's a hat. 95 00:04:16,291 --> 00:04:18,834 Put this on, all right? "Hey, I'm walkin' here!" 96 00:04:18,834 --> 00:04:21,583 That's what they say when... people get in the way, 97 00:04:21,583 --> 00:04:23,208 so there's the hats. 98 00:04:23,208 --> 00:04:24,917 You'll need a map. 99 00:04:24,917 --> 00:04:26,667 All right, take one of those each. 100 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:30,000 These are just maps of New York. 101 00:04:31,250 --> 00:04:34,542 Keep them open. Every time you stop and get lost, 102 00:04:34,542 --> 00:04:36,333 you know where you are. 103 00:04:36,333 --> 00:04:39,709 And these are the safety reflective belts. All right, they light up. 104 00:04:39,709 --> 00:04:41,667 I'm not gonna wear that. 105 00:04:41,667 --> 00:04:44,834 - Yeah, you should. - No, I'm not wearing it. 106 00:04:44,834 --> 00:04:46,792 - Well-- - Don't give it to me, I'm not gonna wear it. 107 00:04:46,792 --> 00:04:48,458 Would you rather get murdered? 108 00:04:49,667 --> 00:04:51,625 Come on. 109 00:04:56,917 --> 00:04:59,750 ( Bret chattering ) 110 00:04:59,750 --> 00:05:01,792 ...'Cause he's down in the hole doing nothing. 111 00:05:01,792 --> 00:05:03,709 - Whoa. - All right, go. 112 00:05:03,709 --> 00:05:05,625 Did they get him out or...? 113 00:05:05,625 --> 00:05:07,542 - Yeah, they got him out. - Yeah. 114 00:05:07,542 --> 00:05:10,333 - Yeah, Justin found him. - You got a cigarette? 115 00:05:10,333 --> 00:05:12,583 - Sorry, we don't smoke. - Oh, that's too bad. 116 00:05:12,583 --> 00:05:14,750 Because my man Mickey here wants a cigarette, 117 00:05:14,750 --> 00:05:16,875 so now you're gonna have to give him some money. 118 00:05:16,875 --> 00:05:18,875 Oh-- We don't have any money, man. 119 00:05:18,875 --> 00:05:21,709 Listen, you don't want to mess with him, because he's crazy, man, 120 00:05:21,709 --> 00:05:23,333 all right? He's a psycho-killer. 121 00:05:23,333 --> 00:05:26,375 Qu'est-ce que c'est? Give me some money. 122 00:05:26,375 --> 00:05:28,291 - Well, I've got $15. - Okay, hand it over. 123 00:05:28,291 --> 00:05:30,625 No, but it's in the bank. We'd have to go to the bank to get it out. 124 00:05:30,625 --> 00:05:32,875 No, we don't have time to go to the bank, dipshit. 125 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:34,250 We might just have time. 126 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:35,959 Empty your pockets, let's go. 127 00:05:35,959 --> 00:05:38,041 Give me what you got. 128 00:05:38,041 --> 00:05:40,458 "Go to a bank." Give me this. 129 00:05:40,458 --> 00:05:42,917 No-- no keys. What is this? 130 00:05:42,917 --> 00:05:44,250 What the hell? 131 00:05:44,250 --> 00:05:46,166 Why-- why does the phone have a camera glued to it? 132 00:05:46,166 --> 00:05:49,166 It's a camera phone. Jemaine wanted one for his birthday. 133 00:05:49,166 --> 00:05:50,792 Look at this. 134 00:05:50,792 --> 00:05:53,458 - Oh yeah? Where'd you get it? - I made it. It's homemade. 135 00:05:53,458 --> 00:05:55,000 Yeah, it's a piece of shit. 136 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,667 Well, how come Jemaine likes it so much? 137 00:05:56,667 --> 00:05:58,917 - You can have it. - No no, he doesn't want it. 138 00:05:58,917 --> 00:06:00,792 Yeah yeah, I'll keep it. It's kind of interesting. 139 00:06:00,792 --> 00:06:02,417 - You like it? - Yeah. 140 00:06:02,417 --> 00:06:04,500 - Give us the bike. - Oh you don't need the bike, man. 141 00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:06,417 - You got the camera phone. - You'd better be careful, 142 00:06:06,417 --> 00:06:09,583 - because Bret knows karate. - Yeah, I got a book on karate. 143 00:06:09,583 --> 00:06:11,875 I haven't actually read it yet, but I've got... 144 00:06:11,875 --> 00:06:14,500 Shut up, you English faggots, and give me the bike! 145 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:17,417 You'd better watch out. You don't really know who you're dealing with. 146 00:06:17,417 --> 00:06:20,625 Oh really? And who exactly are we dealing with? 147 00:06:20,625 --> 00:06:22,792 ♪ I'm the mother-flippin' rhymenoceros ♪ 148 00:06:22,792 --> 00:06:25,500 ♪ My beats are phat and the birds are on my back and I'm horny ♪ 149 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:28,458 ♪ I'm horny, if you choose to proceed, you will indeed concede ♪ 150 00:06:28,458 --> 00:06:31,125 ♪ 'Cause I hit you with my flow, the wild rhyme stampede ♪ 151 00:06:31,125 --> 00:06:33,667 ♪ I'm not just wild, I'm trained, domesticated ♪ 152 00:06:33,667 --> 00:06:35,834 ♪ I was raised by a rapper and writer-- they dated ♪ 153 00:06:35,834 --> 00:06:37,333 ♪ And subsequently procreated ♪ 154 00:06:37,333 --> 00:06:39,333 ♪ That's how it goes, here's the hiphopopotamus ♪ 155 00:06:39,333 --> 00:06:42,291 - ♪ The hip-hop hippo ♪ - ♪ They call me the hiphopopotamus ♪ 156 00:06:42,291 --> 00:06:44,250 ♪ My lyrics are bottomless... ♪ 157 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,333 ( clears throat ) 158 00:06:55,208 --> 00:06:56,959 Both: Uh. 159 00:06:59,542 --> 00:07:01,291 ♪ They call me the hiphopopotamus ♪ 160 00:07:01,291 --> 00:07:02,875 ♪ Flows, they glow like phosphorus ♪ 161 00:07:02,875 --> 00:07:04,875 ♪ Poppin' off the top of the esophagus ♪ 162 00:07:04,875 --> 00:07:07,000 ♪ Rockin' this metropolis, I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal ♪ 163 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,000 ♪ Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? ♪ 164 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,333 ♪ Did Steve tell you that, perchance? ♪ 165 00:07:11,333 --> 00:07:12,959 ♪ Mmm, Steve ♪ 166 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:16,500 ♪ My rhymes and records, they don't get played ♪ 167 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:19,083 ♪ Because my records and rhymes, they don't get made ♪ 168 00:07:19,083 --> 00:07:21,375 ♪ And if you rap like me, you don't get paid ♪ 169 00:07:21,375 --> 00:07:23,917 ♪ And if you roll like me, you don't get laid ♪ 170 00:07:23,917 --> 00:07:26,458 ♪ My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment ♪ 171 00:07:26,458 --> 00:07:29,166 ♪ I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant ♪ 172 00:07:29,166 --> 00:07:31,291 ♪ Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist ♪ 173 00:07:31,291 --> 00:07:34,000 ♪ But you lovely bitches now should know I'm trying to correct this ♪ 174 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,208 ♪ Other rappers diss me ♪ 175 00:07:36,208 --> 00:07:38,667 ♪ They say my rhymes are sissy ♪ 176 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:40,125 - ♪ Why? ♪ - ♪ Why? ♪ 177 00:07:40,125 --> 00:07:42,375 - ♪ Why? ♪ - ♪ Why exactly? ♪ 178 00:07:42,375 --> 00:07:45,250 - ♪ What-- why? ♪ - ♪ Be more constructive with your feedback ♪ 179 00:07:45,250 --> 00:07:48,083 - ♪ Please, why? ♪ - ♪ Why? ♪ 180 00:07:48,083 --> 00:07:50,375 ♪ Why? 'cause I rap about reality ♪ 181 00:07:50,375 --> 00:07:52,709 ♪ Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea ♪ 182 00:07:52,709 --> 00:07:56,000 ♪ There ain't no party like my nana's tea party ♪ 183 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,875 ♪ Hi-ho ♪ 184 00:07:59,125 --> 00:08:01,875 ♪ I'm the mother-flippin' ♪ 185 00:08:01,875 --> 00:08:03,291 ♪ I'm the mother-flippin' ♪ 186 00:08:03,291 --> 00:08:05,542 ♪ I'm the mother-flippin' ♪ 187 00:08:05,542 --> 00:08:07,792 ♪ Who's the mother-flippin'? ♪ 188 00:08:07,792 --> 00:08:10,041 ♪ I'm the mother-flippin' ♪ 189 00:08:10,041 --> 00:08:12,667 ♪ I'm the mother-flippin' ♪ 190 00:08:12,667 --> 00:08:15,875 Bret: ♪ I'm the mother-flippin' ♪ 191 00:08:15,875 --> 00:08:18,041 Both: ♪ Mother-flippin'. ♪ 192 00:08:19,417 --> 00:08:21,291 You guys dancing a little bit? 193 00:08:21,291 --> 00:08:23,750 - No. - All right, I told you to give us the bikes, 194 00:08:23,750 --> 00:08:25,458 you didn't listen, so now this is happening. 195 00:08:25,458 --> 00:08:27,792 Mickey, show them the knife. 196 00:08:29,458 --> 00:08:32,166 - That's not a knife. - Yeah, that's a knife. 197 00:08:32,166 --> 00:08:34,208 Oh, it is a knife. 198 00:08:34,208 --> 00:08:36,208 Get 'em, get 'em. 199 00:08:40,125 --> 00:08:42,291 Get 'em! 200 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,792 Uh, Bret, my sleeve just-- help me, 201 00:09:04,792 --> 00:09:07,500 my sleeve's just caught on the fence. 202 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:10,125 I'm too scared, man. 203 00:09:10,125 --> 00:09:13,625 Bret, the corduroy's caught on the fence, Bret. 204 00:09:21,083 --> 00:09:23,792 ( pants ) 205 00:09:24,792 --> 00:09:26,959 Oh, flub. 206 00:09:28,792 --> 00:09:31,083 We'd locked our bikes up, and then the-- 207 00:09:31,083 --> 00:09:33,125 the gang just surrounded us. 208 00:09:33,125 --> 00:09:34,917 And suddenly, yeah, they were everywhere-- 209 00:09:34,917 --> 00:09:37,667 - We were around here somewhere. - Well, how many were there? 210 00:09:37,667 --> 00:09:40,542 - Bret: There was two of them. - Two? That's not a gang. 211 00:09:40,542 --> 00:09:42,417 - It was a two-man gang. - Two-man gang. 212 00:09:42,417 --> 00:09:44,709 - Can you have that, David? - Well, that's a pretty small gang. 213 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:47,000 I mean, technically, the smallest gang possible. 214 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,166 - Can you put that gun down? - Murray, 215 00:09:49,166 --> 00:09:51,166 it's a paint-pellet gun. ( chuckles ) 216 00:09:51,166 --> 00:09:54,041 - Murray: Well, what happened after that? - Well, then we ran down here, 217 00:09:54,041 --> 00:09:56,834 they chased us and Jemaine got-- got caught on the fence. 218 00:09:56,834 --> 00:09:58,834 - What did Jemaine do then? - Well, he was stuck on a-- 219 00:09:58,834 --> 00:10:02,208 and then just going, "Bret, help me, help me. I'm stuck on the fence." 220 00:10:02,208 --> 00:10:03,917 - What happened after that? - Um... 221 00:10:03,917 --> 00:10:06,500 - I ran away. - You just left him there 222 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:07,917 to fight them himself? 223 00:10:07,917 --> 00:10:09,667 Well, I left him on the-- he was on the fence. 224 00:10:09,667 --> 00:10:12,417 - Bret! - Well, I was-- I was very scared. 225 00:10:12,417 --> 00:10:14,125 - We were being mugged. - Well, for a start, 226 00:10:14,125 --> 00:10:16,250 you could have told me this two days ago when it happened. 227 00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:18,375 Well, I just thought he would have come home by now. 228 00:10:18,375 --> 00:10:20,667 I mean, who knows what could have happened to him? He could be in hospital. 229 00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:22,834 A lot of New Zealanders come over here 230 00:10:22,834 --> 00:10:24,250 and they come into my office, 231 00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:26,208 and I give them the vest, a map, and I tell them 232 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:28,917 to stay clear of crowds by going through back alleys. 233 00:10:28,917 --> 00:10:31,000 Yet almost every day a New Zealander is mugged. 234 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,917 You just don't know. You hear a lot of terrible things happening. 235 00:10:33,917 --> 00:10:37,000 - He may be dead. - He maybe did what? 236 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:40,875 - He may be dead. - Yeah, I know, but what did he maybe do? 237 00:10:40,875 --> 00:10:42,125 He may be dead. 238 00:10:42,125 --> 00:10:44,125 Yeah, maybe he did, maybe he didn't. 239 00:10:44,125 --> 00:10:46,750 - What did he maybe do? - No, he may be dead. 240 00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:48,041 Are you guys fucking with me? 241 00:10:48,041 --> 00:10:50,291 - What? - Not alive. 242 00:10:50,291 --> 00:10:52,417 You know... dead. 243 00:10:52,417 --> 00:10:54,709 Oh. Oh. 244 00:10:57,583 --> 00:11:00,000 I can't believe that he just ran off like that 245 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,583 when the cops came and left me there. 246 00:11:04,417 --> 00:11:08,959 Can you-- can you believe that he would just abandon me like that? 247 00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:11,917 That kind of thing, it defines character. 248 00:11:11,917 --> 00:11:15,125 - Yeah. - Son of a bitch. 249 00:11:15,125 --> 00:11:17,333 Yeah, you know, 'cause you were deserted too. 250 00:11:17,333 --> 00:11:19,458 Huh? Anything could have happened to you. 251 00:11:19,458 --> 00:11:20,917 I know. You could have killed me. 252 00:11:20,917 --> 00:11:22,875 Could have totally killed you. 253 00:11:24,291 --> 00:11:25,333 Is that what you-- 254 00:11:25,333 --> 00:11:27,417 is that the kind of thing you do? 255 00:11:27,417 --> 00:11:29,959 You... kill people? 256 00:11:29,959 --> 00:11:31,250 Maybe. 257 00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:33,917 Why, you ever kill somebody? 258 00:11:35,166 --> 00:11:38,166 - Not really. - No? 259 00:11:38,166 --> 00:11:39,917 Yeah, me neither. 260 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,709 Killed a monkey once. 261 00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:49,333 Mmm. Uh-huh. 262 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:51,417 Don't tell anybody about that, okay? 263 00:11:51,417 --> 00:11:52,875 'Cause I'm not proud of it. 264 00:11:52,875 --> 00:11:54,917 - Oh, I won't tell anyone. - You'd better not. 265 00:11:54,917 --> 00:11:57,041 I won't. 266 00:11:57,041 --> 00:11:59,000 Define "not." 267 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,625 Hey guys, remember that time he got his hand caught in that jar? 268 00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:03,917 What a dick. 269 00:12:03,917 --> 00:12:06,583 I mean, who gets their hand caught in a jar? 270 00:12:06,583 --> 00:12:09,625 What a big fucking asshole he was. 271 00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:11,500 - That was-- that was actually me. - That was Bret. 272 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:14,542 - Are you sure? 'Cause I thought-- - It was Bret, David. 273 00:12:14,542 --> 00:12:16,458 Jemaine was the one who helped you out. 274 00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:19,333 And he helped you when you got your head stuck in the chair. 275 00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:21,041 - Remember? - Yeah. 276 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,458 You were there for hours. 277 00:12:22,458 --> 00:12:25,291 He was just a helpful guy, you know? 278 00:12:25,291 --> 00:12:27,792 - Loyal. - Yeah. 279 00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:30,750 Just hope he's not dead. 280 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,333 ( mutters softly ) 281 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,834 There's still a chance he's not dead. 282 00:12:37,834 --> 00:12:39,583 Hey, what was that one thing he used to say? 283 00:12:39,583 --> 00:12:42,250 I mean, that always cracked me up. He'd be like-- 284 00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:43,667 - He'd be like-- - What? 285 00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:46,000 Yeah, that's it. He'd be like, "What? 286 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,375 What? What?" 287 00:12:48,375 --> 00:12:51,333 You know, I never understood a fucking word that guy said. 288 00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:53,542 - He did say "what" a lot. - Bret: He did, he did, yeah. 289 00:12:53,542 --> 00:12:55,500 - "What? What?" - Bret: "What's going on?" 290 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:56,917 - Yeah. - "What." 291 00:12:56,917 --> 00:12:58,834 He listened, he was just always questioning. 292 00:12:58,834 --> 00:13:00,500 - "When? When?" - "When, when?" 293 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:03,542 "When are we getting a gig?" 294 00:13:03,542 --> 00:13:05,500 I mean, so you can picture the situation, right? 295 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:07,500 I got Mickey's cousin tied up in a chair, 296 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:09,208 supposed to shoot him in the kneecap, 297 00:13:09,208 --> 00:13:11,250 teach him some lesson, you know? 298 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:13,500 - About something. - What-- what sort of thing? 299 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,000 I don't know, some family shit, you know? 300 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,875 - Yeah. - It's between them. I don't ask. 301 00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:18,709 So anyway... ( imitates gunshot ) I shoot him. 302 00:13:18,709 --> 00:13:21,959 ( clears throat ) Then I get a text-- this is 45 minutes later. 303 00:13:21,959 --> 00:13:23,667 Yeah, a text, mind you, all right? 304 00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:26,208 Not a phone call-- "Oh, hey, 305 00:13:26,208 --> 00:13:28,208 by the way, John, call it off." 306 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,125 - That's terrible. - Call the thing off. 307 00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:32,041 - After I-- after I did it. - A text. 308 00:13:32,041 --> 00:13:34,709 Worst part, he had known for two days before he texted me. 309 00:13:34,709 --> 00:13:36,125 - Really? - Yeah. 310 00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:37,834 So I got to untie the guy, right? 311 00:13:37,834 --> 00:13:40,041 I got to apologize. He's bleeding all over the place, 312 00:13:40,041 --> 00:13:42,875 I got to help him. It was very awkward shit. I was very upset about it. 313 00:13:42,875 --> 00:13:44,375 I can imagine, John. That sounds so-- 314 00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:45,959 - That sounds terrible. - It was horrible. 315 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:49,000 - Bret did exactly that same thing, actually. - Really? 316 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,208 Yeah, one time we were supposed to go to the movies, 317 00:13:51,208 --> 00:13:54,375 - And-- Uh, "March of the Penguins." - Oh, I love that movie. 318 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,125 And, he-- I had bought the tickets, 319 00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:58,208 and he didn't turn up. He texted me, 320 00:13:58,208 --> 00:14:00,041 said, "I'm not coming." 321 00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:06,542 Well, that's-- that's not really the same thing, 322 00:14:06,542 --> 00:14:08,750 is it? I mean... 323 00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:10,834 I-- I shot a guy, 324 00:14:10,834 --> 00:14:12,125 you know? 325 00:14:12,125 --> 00:14:14,750 Yours is worse. 326 00:14:21,291 --> 00:14:22,959 Excuse me, gentlemen? 327 00:14:22,959 --> 00:14:26,583 Your friend you reported dead, we think we might have found him. 328 00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:28,417 Now is he a guy who wears glasses? 329 00:14:28,417 --> 00:14:29,917 - No. - Yeah. 330 00:14:29,917 --> 00:14:32,917 - Yes. - About 6'1, 6'2, Caucasian? 331 00:14:32,917 --> 00:14:34,583 He's from New Zealand. 332 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:37,875 Yeah, kind of talks in a monotone, sounds like a robot? 333 00:14:37,875 --> 00:14:39,375 Well, that's the New Zealand accent. 334 00:14:39,375 --> 00:14:43,208 Right. Kind of sounds like, "What? What, what? 335 00:14:43,208 --> 00:14:45,250 Don't poot me in there weeth him. 336 00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:47,041 I'm innocent. I'm innocent"? 337 00:14:47,041 --> 00:14:48,959 - Yes, that's definitely him. - That's him. 338 00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:51,291 It's a little bit more sort of South African. 339 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,625 Think we might need to see him visually. 340 00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:55,166 Sure. 341 00:14:56,583 --> 00:14:57,917 ( door closes ) 342 00:14:57,917 --> 00:15:00,750 Is she gonna bring the body out here? 343 00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:14,417 - You okay? - Yes. 344 00:15:14,417 --> 00:15:17,583 - You're acting a little bit weird. - No, I'm not. 345 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,250 - You are. - No, I'm not. This is what I'm like. 346 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:21,834 You're annoyed. 347 00:15:21,834 --> 00:15:24,166 No. 348 00:15:24,166 --> 00:15:26,333 Is it 'cause I ate the last of your muesli? 349 00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:28,417 No. 350 00:15:28,417 --> 00:15:30,208 Because they took your camera phone? 351 00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:33,417 No, it's not 'cause they took the camera phone. 352 00:15:33,417 --> 00:15:35,542 'Cause I rented your half of the apartment out to Rueben? 353 00:15:35,542 --> 00:15:37,417 Does he have to stay here still? 354 00:15:37,417 --> 00:15:38,875 Well, he's paid two weeks' rent, 355 00:15:38,875 --> 00:15:41,000 'cause I didn't think you were coming back. 356 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,125 No, he's okay. 357 00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:45,709 Is it because I ran away when we were being mugged 358 00:15:45,709 --> 00:15:46,917 and left you with guys with a knife? 359 00:15:46,917 --> 00:15:49,417 - Yes, actually. Yes. - Oh, okay. 360 00:15:49,417 --> 00:15:51,291 I knew it, yeah. 361 00:15:52,834 --> 00:15:55,250 Well, it was a high-pressure situation, man. 362 00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:57,333 I had to-- you know, I had to make a decision. 363 00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:59,000 You would have done the same thing. 364 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,709 I wouldn't have. You abandoned me. You left me to die. 365 00:16:01,709 --> 00:16:04,208 I wouldn't have done it if I'd known you were gonna hassle me about it. 366 00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:05,625 You shouldn't have done it anyway. 367 00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:07,250 - Hassling me. - I'm not hassling you. 368 00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:08,917 - You are hassling me. - I'm just pointing out 369 00:16:08,917 --> 00:16:11,166 that when you're in a situation where you're being mugged, 370 00:16:11,166 --> 00:16:13,709 - you shouldn't leave your friend to die. - Hassling me. 371 00:16:13,709 --> 00:16:17,041 - Height of rudeness. - Okay, David Hassle-hoff. 372 00:16:23,542 --> 00:16:25,917 Oh my God. Jemaine, are you okay? 373 00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:27,542 - Yeah. - You're out? 374 00:16:27,542 --> 00:16:30,166 - Mm-hmm. - Did the cops try to strip search you? 375 00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:32,750 - No. - Did they find anything? 376 00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:34,917 No, they didn't strip search me. 377 00:16:34,917 --> 00:16:36,834 Oh, I-- I thought you said they did. 378 00:16:36,834 --> 00:16:38,208 - No. - Oh. 379 00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:40,250 Well, did any of your cellmates, you know, 380 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,125 - rape you in the-- - No. No no no. 381 00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:45,583 Oh good, good. 'cause if-- if I was a convict, 382 00:16:45,583 --> 00:16:47,625 you know, and I was in a cell with a pretty boy like you, 383 00:16:47,625 --> 00:16:51,208 I would definitely wait till lights out, put my hand over your mouth-- 384 00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:52,667 I've gotta-- I've gotta go. 385 00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:55,250 Oh, you're kind of like a convict now. 386 00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:57,166 Makes you seem so dangerous, 387 00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:59,250 like you could just do anything. 388 00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:00,583 He was only in there for two days. 389 00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:03,709 Bret, I know what you did. Mmm? 390 00:17:03,709 --> 00:17:07,542 Being in jail just makes you seem so sexy. 391 00:17:07,542 --> 00:17:10,959 I guess it's the danger aspect. ( laughs ) 392 00:17:10,959 --> 00:17:13,000 What are you gonna do to me? 393 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,125 Do it! No, don't, don't. 394 00:17:15,125 --> 00:17:16,750 - See you guys later. - See ya. 395 00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:19,875 Oh, yeah, just run, Bret. Just run. 396 00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:22,750 It's like Bonnie and Clyde, you know. They would rob banks, 397 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,375 and then they would do each other. 398 00:17:24,375 --> 00:17:26,041 Actually, I've-- I've got to go too. 399 00:17:26,041 --> 00:17:28,250 I've got to go to the same meeting as Bret. 400 00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:31,000 Oh, okay. They'd get off on it. 401 00:17:32,291 --> 00:17:34,083 - Murray: Jemaine? - Yes. 402 00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:36,041 - Bret? - Um, Rhymenoceros. 403 00:17:36,041 --> 00:17:37,750 - Rhymenoceros, yep. - Yep, present. 404 00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:39,792 - That's not a real gangster name. - What? 405 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:42,625 - And Murray. - Well, I've been on the inside, 406 00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:45,041 I know what sort of names gangsters have. 407 00:17:45,041 --> 00:17:46,500 Like John. 408 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:47,917 There was another guy there-- Ralph. 409 00:17:47,917 --> 00:17:50,041 Well, you were only in there for two days, man. 410 00:17:50,041 --> 00:17:52,417 Hey, guys, what's going on here? 411 00:17:52,417 --> 00:17:53,959 Well, Jemaine just keeps on hassling me 412 00:17:53,959 --> 00:17:55,959 about how I abandoned him when we got mugged. 413 00:17:55,959 --> 00:17:58,083 And why are you angry with him? 414 00:17:58,083 --> 00:17:59,375 Well, he left me to die. 415 00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:02,083 Yeah well, we all know that. Old news. 416 00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:03,542 No one likes a moaner. 417 00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:05,583 Yeah well, he just keeps on going on about it. 418 00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:07,834 And having said that, no one likes an abandoner either, Bret. 419 00:18:07,834 --> 00:18:11,000 Now you don't abandon each other in life-threatening situations. 420 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,125 - Okay. - What happens is the guy who's left behind-- 421 00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:16,667 Jemaine-- may feel left behind. 422 00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:18,709 Yeah? Abandonment issues. 423 00:18:18,709 --> 00:18:21,041 Not only that, but he could be seriously injured. 424 00:18:21,041 --> 00:18:24,000 - You were just lucky. - Well, I wasn't that lucky. 425 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,917 Well, they said you didn't need that. 426 00:18:25,917 --> 00:18:27,458 I don't-- I don't trust him anymore. 427 00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:29,500 - Oh, you don't mean that. - Yeah? What do I mean? 428 00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:33,166 - Calm down, Jemaine! - Sorry, if I can't trust him on the streets, 429 00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:35,458 I can't trust him on the stage. 430 00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:37,000 I can't do another gig with him 431 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,166 without going against everything I stand for. 432 00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:41,000 Well, what if you actually had another gig? 433 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,792 - Well, then I would. - Yeah? 434 00:18:42,792 --> 00:18:45,375 - Mmm. - I haven't actually got you one, 435 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,125 but that's good to know. 436 00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:49,709 You know, I'm always trying to get you gigs. 437 00:18:49,709 --> 00:18:52,250 All right? 438 00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:54,250 What's this meeting about? 439 00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:57,000 Well, one of my CDs is missing. 440 00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:04,000 So your friend-- your best friend in the whole world 441 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,125 just left you there with a bunch of crazy-ass muggers? 442 00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:09,750 - Hey. Oh. - Shh. 443 00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:11,083 Were you scared? 444 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:14,917 Uh, yeah-- yeah, I guess I was kind of scared, right? 445 00:19:14,917 --> 00:19:16,291 - Sort of. - Yeah. 446 00:19:16,291 --> 00:19:18,583 But, then again, 447 00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:20,875 - I wasn't scared. - Oh wow. 448 00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:23,667 I just can't believe a friend would do that. What a douche bag. 449 00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:26,542 I know. What a douche bag. 450 00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:28,709 John: Can't believe what you did, man. 451 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,417 You leave your best friend 452 00:19:30,417 --> 00:19:32,917 with a couple of hoodlums who are about to mug him? That's cold. 453 00:19:32,917 --> 00:19:36,375 But to be fair to Bret, John, you were one of those hoodlums 454 00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:38,208 - mugging us, you know? - Yeah. 455 00:19:38,208 --> 00:19:39,875 Yeah, that's true. 456 00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:42,250 I guess I am somewhat to blame as well, huh? 457 00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:45,208 - But it's still shitty, what he did. - Yes, I agree with that. 458 00:19:45,208 --> 00:19:47,875 It's still very much shitty, what you did, Bret. 459 00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:50,333 Okay, because to abandon someone like that 460 00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:53,166 really sucks, man. It hurts. 461 00:19:53,166 --> 00:19:55,417 At least I didn't kill a monkey. 462 00:19:57,917 --> 00:19:59,250 Dawg. 463 00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:06,250 - Okay, this is gonna work. - Hey. 464 00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:08,250 He's really sorry. 465 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,834 Brought you a cup of tea, man. 466 00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,250 - No, thank you, Bret. - Please grab it, it's hot. 467 00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:14,208 - It's hot. - Deal with it yourself. 468 00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:16,291 That's what I've learned to do the hard way. 469 00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:19,458 Oh, ow ow ow-- oh, fuck! Ow. 470 00:20:19,458 --> 00:20:21,959 Ow ow! Ah ah! 471 00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:23,959 I guess we're even then. 472 00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,792 Jemaine, I made you some pizza. 473 00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:28,917 I'm not hungry! 474 00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:31,583 ( ringing ) 475 00:20:31,583 --> 00:20:34,458 Hey, man, I met you the other day when you mugged me. 476 00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:37,834 Umm, the bike and the camera phone that you're talking to me-- 477 00:20:37,834 --> 00:20:39,917 Yeah yeah. The one that ran away. 478 00:20:39,917 --> 00:20:42,125 Yeah. Look, I'm wondering if there's a chance 479 00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:43,959 I could get the phone back. 480 00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:48,667 Hey, Jemaine, I'll see you later, maybe. 481 00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:51,709 - Bye, Bret. - If I live, that is, 'cause I might get killed. 482 00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:54,959 Okay, let me know how that goes. C-10. 483 00:20:54,959 --> 00:20:56,041 Hit. 484 00:20:56,041 --> 00:20:57,875 Yes. What, sorry? 485 00:20:57,875 --> 00:20:59,500 I'm going to get your camera phone back. 486 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,500 If I die, I want you to tell my mom. 487 00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:04,291 Okay. Well, write-- write down her address. 488 00:21:04,291 --> 00:21:07,000 Write it down on that piece of paper. 489 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,750 B-10. 490 00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:12,500 Well, just phone-- you can just phone her and tell her. 491 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,250 Oh, okay, I'll just phone her. 492 00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:16,417 'Cause I might not come back. 493 00:21:16,417 --> 00:21:18,333 Okay. 494 00:21:20,291 --> 00:21:23,291 So this is it, man. I'm going to get your camera phone now. 495 00:21:23,291 --> 00:21:25,625 - You don't need to go and do that. - Yes, I do. 496 00:21:25,625 --> 00:21:28,250 - No, you don't. - Well, you loved that thing. 497 00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:31,166 Yeah, I didn't really love that camera phone 498 00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:33,208 as much as you thought I loved it. 499 00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,834 In fact, I kind of think you ruined my phone 500 00:21:35,834 --> 00:21:39,500 when you made me that camera phone. And my camera. 501 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:41,834 I see what you're doing. No way, man. 502 00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:44,875 I'll get it for you. I'll get it for you. 503 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:52,750 ♪ There's children on the street using guns and knives ♪ 504 00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:57,000 ♪ Taking drugs and each other's lives ♪ 505 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:00,667 ♪ Killing each other with knives and forks ♪ 506 00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:04,458 ♪ Calling each other names like dork ♪ 507 00:22:04,458 --> 00:22:06,792 ♪ There's people on the street ♪ 508 00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:08,959 ♪ Getting diseases from monkeys ♪ 509 00:22:08,959 --> 00:22:13,041 ♪ Yeah, that's what I said, they're getting diseases from monkeys ♪ 510 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:15,458 ♪ Now there's junkies with monkey disease ♪ 511 00:22:15,458 --> 00:22:17,000 ♪ Who's touching these monkeys? ♪ 512 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,291 ♪ Please leave these poor sick monkeys alone ♪ 513 00:22:19,291 --> 00:22:21,250 ♪ They've got problems enough as it is ♪ 514 00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:25,208 ♪ Man is lying on the street, some punk's chopped off his head ♪ 515 00:22:25,208 --> 00:22:30,750 ♪ I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead ♪ 516 00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:36,458 ♪ Mmm, turns out he's dead ♪ 517 00:22:36,458 --> 00:22:38,250 ♪ And that's why I'm singing ♪ 518 00:22:38,250 --> 00:22:42,583 Both: ♪ What-- what is wrong with the world today? ♪ 519 00:22:42,583 --> 00:22:44,417 ♪ What's wrong with the world today? ♪ 520 00:22:44,417 --> 00:22:46,417 ( vocalizes ) 521 00:22:46,417 --> 00:22:50,917 ♪ What-- what is wrong with the world today? ♪ 522 00:22:50,917 --> 00:22:53,458 - ♪ Hey hey ♪ - ♪ You've got to think about it ♪ 523 00:22:53,458 --> 00:22:54,959 ♪ I said think about it ♪ 524 00:22:54,959 --> 00:22:56,750 ♪ Good cops been framed ♪ 525 00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:58,458 ♪ And put into a can ♪ 526 00:22:58,458 --> 00:23:00,625 ♪ All the money that we're making ♪ 527 00:23:00,625 --> 00:23:03,083 ♪ It's going to the man ♪ 528 00:23:03,083 --> 00:23:04,959 ♪ What man? Which man? Who's the man? ♪ 529 00:23:04,959 --> 00:23:07,125 ♪ When's a man a man? What makes a man a man? ♪ 530 00:23:07,125 --> 00:23:09,250 ♪ Am I a man? Yes ♪ 531 00:23:09,250 --> 00:23:10,542 ♪ Technically, I am ♪ 532 00:23:10,542 --> 00:23:13,041 ♪ They're turning kids into slaves ♪ 533 00:23:13,041 --> 00:23:15,083 ♪ Just to make cheaper sneakers ♪ 534 00:23:15,083 --> 00:23:16,959 ♪ But what's the real cost? ♪ 535 00:23:16,959 --> 00:23:20,709 ♪ 'Cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper ♪ 536 00:23:20,709 --> 00:23:23,125 ♪ Why are we still paying so much for sneakers ♪ 537 00:23:23,125 --> 00:23:26,083 ♪ When they're made by little slave kids? ♪ 538 00:23:26,083 --> 00:23:27,583 ♪ What are your overheads? ♪ 539 00:23:27,583 --> 00:23:29,625 ♪ At the end of your life ♪ 540 00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:32,458 ♪ You're lucky if you die ♪ 541 00:23:32,458 --> 00:23:36,208 ♪ Sometimes I wonder why we even try ♪ 542 00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:40,000 ♪ Saw a man lying on the street half-dead ♪ 543 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:43,792 ♪ With knives and forks sticking out of his leg ♪ 544 00:23:43,792 --> 00:23:49,333 ♪ He said, "ah ah ah, ow ow ow ow ow ow ♪ 545 00:23:49,333 --> 00:23:53,083 ♪ Can somebody get the knife and fork out of my leg please?" ♪ 546 00:23:53,083 --> 00:23:57,959 ♪ "Can somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?" ♪ 547 00:23:59,041 --> 00:24:01,125 Both: ♪ And then we break it down ♪ 548 00:24:01,125 --> 00:24:03,500 ♪ This is where we break it down-- ooh ♪ 549 00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:05,667 ♪ This is where we break it down-- ahh ♪ 550 00:24:05,667 --> 00:24:09,750 ♪ This is where we do the-- whoa whoa, break it down ♪ 551 00:24:09,750 --> 00:24:11,500 ♪ This is where we build it up now ♪ 552 00:24:11,500 --> 00:24:13,625 - ♪ We build it up now ♪ - ♪ We're building it up now ♪ 553 00:24:13,625 --> 00:24:16,166 - ♪ We build it up now ♪ - ♪ We build it up ♪ 554 00:24:16,166 --> 00:24:18,583 - ♪ Build it up! ♪ - ♪ And then we stop. ♪ 555 00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:20,208 ( song ends ) 556 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:22,667 Hey, you guys. 557 00:24:22,667 --> 00:24:25,542 It's me, one of the guys who mugged you last week? 558 00:24:25,542 --> 00:24:27,041 The camera phone? We talked on the phone...? 559 00:24:27,041 --> 00:24:29,000 Oh yeah yeah yeah. Yeah hey, how's it going? 560 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,125 You know, not good. 561 00:24:30,125 --> 00:24:32,208 Um, do you have the camera phone? 562 00:24:32,208 --> 00:24:34,208 Yeah. Here it is. 563 00:24:36,125 --> 00:24:38,709 Here are the photos-- I got 'em developed. 564 00:24:38,709 --> 00:24:40,542 From the camera phone. 565 00:24:40,542 --> 00:24:42,709 You guys had some really good times, huh? 566 00:24:42,709 --> 00:24:44,041 Ah. 567 00:24:44,041 --> 00:24:46,041 I hope you don't mind, there's some of me in there. 568 00:24:46,041 --> 00:24:47,709 I had to finish out the roll. 569 00:24:47,709 --> 00:24:49,709 That's me on a roller coaster. 570 00:24:49,709 --> 00:24:51,709 What's that one? It's me with a shopkeeper, 571 00:24:51,709 --> 00:24:54,875 pointing--- pointing a gun. Actually, I should take that. 572 00:24:54,875 --> 00:24:57,041 - Well, thanks. - Yeah, thanks, man. 573 00:24:57,041 --> 00:24:58,792 Hey, how's John? 574 00:24:58,792 --> 00:25:00,375 We don't really talk much anymore. 575 00:25:00,375 --> 00:25:01,834 Oh, yeah. You don't see him? 576 00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:04,250 Yeah, I've seen him-- he's over there. 577 00:25:04,250 --> 00:25:06,625 We're not really friends though, anymore. 578 00:25:06,625 --> 00:25:08,542 - Oh, I'm sorry. - Yeah, he-- 579 00:25:08,542 --> 00:25:11,083 he couldn't really forgive me for running out on him like that. 580 00:25:11,083 --> 00:25:12,417 You know? 581 00:25:12,417 --> 00:25:14,583 I should have stuck with him and saw it through. 582 00:25:14,583 --> 00:25:15,625 Yeah. 583 00:25:15,625 --> 00:25:17,542 We had these really big plans, you know? 584 00:25:17,542 --> 00:25:20,083 We were gonna go uptown, 585 00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:21,542 kidnap a rich kid, 586 00:25:21,542 --> 00:25:24,625 and ransom him and-- yeah. 587 00:25:24,625 --> 00:25:26,625 None of that's really gonna happen now. 588 00:25:26,625 --> 00:25:29,750 - That's a real shame. - Yeah, it is. 589 00:25:29,750 --> 00:25:31,500 - We'll probably see you around, so... - Yeah. 590 00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:33,709 - Is this where you usually mug? - Usually, um... 591 00:25:33,709 --> 00:25:35,583 I've been too depressed to work recently. 592 00:25:35,583 --> 00:25:38,792 I just wish John was big enough to accept my apology, you know? 593 00:25:40,083 --> 00:25:41,792 Well man, we're gonna get some pizza. 594 00:25:41,792 --> 00:25:44,375 Do you want to come and get a slice of pizza or something? 595 00:25:44,375 --> 00:25:47,125 - Yeah? Really? Oh, I'd love to, man. - Yeah, okay. 596 00:25:47,125 --> 00:25:50,291 Um, I'm going to a white supremacist gig. 597 00:25:50,291 --> 00:25:53,000 - It's gonna be awesome. - Oh yeah? 598 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,667 Well, we'll probably just get the pizza. 599 00:25:55,667 --> 00:25:58,250 - Mickey? - Hey, man. 600 00:25:58,250 --> 00:25:59,625 Bret. 601 00:25:59,625 --> 00:26:01,792 Hey, John. 602 00:26:01,792 --> 00:26:04,208 - Jemaine. - John. 603 00:26:04,208 --> 00:26:06,291 Mickey, uh... 604 00:26:06,291 --> 00:26:08,583 you wanna hang out? 605 00:26:09,834 --> 00:26:11,959 Sure, man. 606 00:26:16,125 --> 00:26:18,125 Man, this whole week's been terrible. 607 00:26:18,125 --> 00:26:20,625 I haven't felt this bad since Cheeky died. 608 00:26:20,625 --> 00:26:22,959 Man, I miss that monkey. 609 00:26:26,583 --> 00:26:28,834 ( hip-hop music playing )