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( theme music playing )

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( blows whistle )

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Good news, man.
Got some groceries.

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- Really?
- Yeah, I got some good stuff.

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Think you'll
like that.

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- A sandwich?
- Yeah.

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That looks good.

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- Some jam looks good.
- Mmm.

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That looks quite
good as well.

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This is great.
How did you afford this?

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Um, oh it was free.

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- Free?
- Yeah.

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- How come it was free?
- Eh?

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I found it.

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It was on the street.
Someone didn't want it.

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What are you doing, man?
That's a good sandwich.

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I was gonna spit it out,
but I think I'll just eat it.

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We're poor, man.

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We are poor, aren't we?

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♪ Inner-city life,
inner-city pressure ♪

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♪ The concrete world
is starting to get ya ♪

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♪ The city is alive,
the city is expanding ♪

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♪ Living in the city
can be demanding ♪

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♪ You've pawned everything,
everything you own ♪

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♪ Your toothbrush jar
and a camera phone ♪

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♪ You don't
know where you're going,
you cross the street ♪

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♪ You don't know why you did,
you walk back across
the street ♪

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♪ Standing in the sitting
room totally skint ♪

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♪ And your favorite jersey
is covered in lint ♪

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♪ You want to sit down
but you've sold your chair ♪

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♪ So you...
you just stand there ♪

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♪ You just stand there ♪

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♪ Just stand there! ♪

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♪ Inner...
inner-city ♪

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♪ Inner-city pressure ♪

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( synthesized voice )
♪ Inner-city pressure ♪

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♪ Counting coins on
the counter of the 7-11 ♪

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♪ From a quarter past 6:00
to a quarter to 7:00 ♪

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♪ The manager, Bevan,
starts to abuse me ♪

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♪ Hey, man,
I just want some muesli ♪

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♪ Neon signs,
hidden messages ♪

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♪ Questions, answers,
fetishes ♪

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♪ You know you're not
in high finance ♪

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♪ Considering
secondhand underpants ♪

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♪ Check your mind,
how'd it get so bad? ♪

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♪ What happened to those
other underpants you had? ♪

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♪ Look in your pockets,
haven't found a cent yet ♪

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- ♪ Landlord's on your balls ♪
- ♪ Have you paid
your rent yet? ♪

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♪ Inner...
inner-city ♪

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♪ Inner-city pressure ♪

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( synthesized voice )
♪ Inner-city pressure ♪

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♪ Inner...
inner-city ♪

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♪ Inner-city pressure ♪

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( synthesized voice )
♪ Inner-city pressure ♪

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( mouthing notes )

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♪ So you think maybe
you'll be a prostitute ♪

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♪ Just to pay for your lessons,
you're learning the flute ♪

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♪ Ladies wouldn't pay you
very much for this ♪

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♪ Looks like you'll never
be a concert flautist ♪

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♪ You don't measure up
to the expectation ♪

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♪ When you're unemployed
there's no vacation ♪

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♪ No one cares,
no one sympathizes ♪

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♪ You just stay home
and play synthesizers ♪

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( synthesized voice )
♪ Inner-city pressure ♪

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( synthesized voice )
♪ Inner-city pressure ♪

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♪ Inner...
inner-city ♪

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♪ Inner-city pressure ♪

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( synthesized voice )
♪ Inner-city pressure ♪

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♪ Inner...
inner-city ♪

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♪ Inner-city pressure ♪

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( synthesized voice )
♪ Inner-city pressure. ♪

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( music ends )

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- Murray.
- Oh, guys.

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What are you doing here?
This is not a scheduled
band meeting.

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Are you busy?

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I'm just reading about
the old toothbrush fence.

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50 brushes now.

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Pretty impressive, huh?

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Murray,
we need some money.

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Okay.
How much?

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I got about
$4 in here.

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$4?
I thought we had $10?

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This box cost $6.

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- What was wrong with the bag?
- The bag was useless, Bret.

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It had a great
big hole in it.

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Must have lost about
$20 out of that bag.

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It's the box now.

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Do you like it?
I chose it.

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Well, can we have
the $4?

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Well, there'll be
nothing in the box.

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Here's the $4.
I got 27¢ here.

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Yeah.

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That's it.
That's the lot of it.

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Actually, I'm owed
12% of that.

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Hang on,
let's have a look.

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Okay, 51.24 cents.

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- We can't even divide--
- Just leave it.

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- You take it all.
- Maybe a quarter.

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Look, I tell you what,
I feel bad.

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I haven't got you
paid gigs for a while.
Here you go.

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Take this.

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$50.

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You can't give us
your own money.

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Well, yeah, you're right.
It is my last $50.

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Till Thursday, I mean,
you know.

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- Getting paid again, but...
- Have we sold any t-shirts?

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- Two.
- What about mousepads?

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- No.
- Haven't sold any mousepads?

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I told you--
terrible idea.

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I don't know what
to do with them.

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I've got so many
mousepads at home because
of your bad idea, Bret.

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What do you do
with mousepads?

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I've lined Toby's
kennel with them.
He keeps eating them.

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I tried to waterproof
the kitchen.

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Well, we need
some cash.

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Maybe you guys should
think about supplementing
your band income

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by getting another job,
like I do with this job.

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Murray, the prime
minister's office

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wants to talk to you
about the World Trade
Expo next week.

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Can you tell them I'll
ring them straight back?

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I've just got a couple
of businessmen here.

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Everybody knows you
manage a band during
office hours, Murray.

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- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Greg.

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I wear that t-shirt
all the time.

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Greg, we've still got
mousepads, actually.

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No thanks, Murray.

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See? Hopeless.

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The job is you have to
hold up this sign

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and you have to make sure

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it points in
the right direction.

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Now, does that sound like
something you can do?

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Sounds like something
a lamppost could do.

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- That's all.
- You know what?

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You're sign material.
This guy overthinks things.

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Okay? You can't
overthink in this business.

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You cannot.

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What if a wind comes

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and blows it away?
You ever think of that,

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Enrico Ferme?

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Oh, we can hold it.
It won't be a problem.

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You have
the right attitude.

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You have what
I like to call...

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the wrong attitude.

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Jemaine:
♪ All the hotties
at the party ♪

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♪ Shaking all of
your booties ♪

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♪ Yeah. ♪

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Jemaine, I need to
go to sleep now.

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Bret, do you think
it should be, "Shake
their booties, yeah,"

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or "Shake
their boobies, yeah"?

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'cause when I think
of shake your booties,

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I think of those little
boots that babies wear.

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You know, those little
woolen boots that they wear.

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You know, babies wear those
little woolen boots.

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- Yeah.
- Like shake your booties.

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I don't know, man.
I've got work in
the morning.

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I need to go to sleep.

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I can't believe you got
that job and I didn't.

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- You need to work on
your people skills.
- Yeah, shut up, Bret.

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- Hey, man.
- Oh, hey, Bret.

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I bought the chairs
back off of Dave.

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You're kind of late
for band practice.

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Sorry, man, we had
some after work drinks
with Eddie.

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Yeah, well you could have
told me, so...

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Should we do
some more practice?

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Bret, it's 7:00.
I've been practicing
for four hours.

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Well, what are you
doing now?

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Well, it's
my free time now.

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I'm gonna do some
of my leisure activities.

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I'm gonna sit down
over there for a bit

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and then I'm gonna do
some light reading.

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Well, if it's your free time,
let's do some more practice.

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You could have practiced too,
if you were here,

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but you weren't,
so sorry.

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- What are you doing?
- I'm just, you know,

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sitting down.
It's my free time.

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I can do whatever I like.
This is what I like to do.

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- Hello, Bret.
- What are you guys
doing here?

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- Emergency band meeting.
- I'm working.

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- This is my work.
- You're not working,
you're just holding a sign.

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- Public foot path.
- This is my work.
Get out of here.

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Come on,
band meeting.

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- Bret.
- Present.

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- Jemaine.
- Present.

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Murray, present.

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And good news anyway.
The Trade and Migrant Expo,
it's been okayed.

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New Zealand wants you to
be in their stall.

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What's the Trade
and Migrant Expo?

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Well, they're stalls from
all the different countries
of the world.

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And the Australians, as
always, have got their stall

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right next to
the New Zealand stall.

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But this year,
with you guys playing,

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we're gonna blow those
Aussies out of the water.
I can't wait.

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Bloody showoffs.

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- When is that?
- Uh, Thursday 3:00 p.m.

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No, I can't go.
I've got work.

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- I finish at 2:00.
- You got to go, it's a gig.

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- I don't know.
- What's more important?
The band or your job?

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Yeah well, I got the job
'cause we didn't have any gigs.

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How can I give you a gig
if you've got this job?

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Yeah, but that's why
I got the job-- 'cause
there were no gigs.

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Well, I can't get you a gig
if you're gonna always go
and do a job.

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Yeah, but that's--
I needed the job 'cause
there were no gigs.

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Well, I've got you a gig,
so what's with the job?

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Yeah, but that's--
that the thing.
I got the job

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because there were
no gigs, man.

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It's a chicken-egg
situation.

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What do you mean? What's--
what's he mean, chicken?

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Well you know,
"what came first,
the chicken or the egg?"

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That's irrelevant,
isn't it?

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It's stupid.
The chicken, obviously.

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Well, where did
the chicken come from?

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Well, it came from the--

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- Oh.
- You see, the egg.

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You're the egg.
You're a bad egg,
all right?

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You've derailed this
meeting with another
obscure comment.

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Well, I could just record
my part on tape, I guess,

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and Jemaine
could play along.

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Tape?
A cassette tape?

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No, you can't
do that, Bret.

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I'm not happy
with that.

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Those hot dogs
any good?

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- Yeah, they're good.
- How much?

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- $2.
- How many sauces?

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- Two.
- You'd expect three sauces
for that, wouldn't you?

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I got to get back
to work, guys.

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And, folks, please,
I'm sorry about the particles.

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Don't breathe 'em in.
We don't know what they are.

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I would suggest
quick, short breaths.

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Now, Georgina, I'm gonna
give you "Jewelry Sale," okay?

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I'm gonna put you at
Broadway and Canal.

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Now this is
basic stuff, okay?

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You know this.

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Bret, I'm gonna give you
something a little harder.

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All right?
"Men's Suits."

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Okay?
Now, Matthew,

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I want you to hold
the sign just like Bret.

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- Bret, how are
you holding it?
- I'm just holding it.

238
00:10:49,208 --> 00:10:51,375
Exactly-- just holding.
Coco, you're late.

239
00:10:51,375 --> 00:10:53,125
Actually, Bret,
you know what?

240
00:10:53,125 --> 00:10:54,875
I'm gonna give you
"Phones," all right?

241
00:10:54,875 --> 00:10:56,834
I want you to show
Coco the ropes.

242
00:10:56,834 --> 00:10:59,542
Coco, this is Bret.
All right, everybody,

243
00:10:59,542 --> 00:11:01,333
really look alive
out there.

244
00:11:01,333 --> 00:11:03,542
This could be
a launching pad for you.

245
00:11:03,542 --> 00:11:05,959
People who hold
signs go on

246
00:11:05,959 --> 00:11:08,750
to hold many things.

247
00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:13,333
I'm in a band.

248
00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:15,250
Cool.

249
00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:16,917
What's your name again?

250
00:11:16,917 --> 00:11:18,750
- Bret.
- Brit?

251
00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:19,708
Bret.

252
00:11:19,708 --> 00:11:21,917
- Brit?
- Bret.

253
00:11:21,917 --> 00:11:24,458
Brit like--
like Brittany?

254
00:11:24,458 --> 00:11:26,917
Ah, no,
B-r-e-t.

255
00:11:26,917 --> 00:11:28,917
- Oh, Bret.
- Yeah.

256
00:11:28,917 --> 00:11:30,625
It just sounds
like Brit.

257
00:11:30,625 --> 00:11:32,417
I like your
English accent.

258
00:11:32,417 --> 00:11:34,750
- New Zealand.
- Oh, from New Zealand.

259
00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:37,333
- Yeah.
- I hear it's beautiful.

260
00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:39,250
There's Vikings there,
right?

261
00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:41,291
Eh, yeah.

262
00:11:41,291 --> 00:11:43,417
I had a friend who
went there, she loved it.

263
00:11:43,417 --> 00:11:46,583
She's a-- she's a big
"Lord of the Rings" fan.

264
00:11:46,583 --> 00:11:48,583
- ( music starts up )
- Oh my God.

265
00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,000
She's so hot.

266
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:53,959
- She's so flippin' hot.
- ( continues talking )

267
00:11:53,959 --> 00:11:55,959
She's like a curry.

268
00:11:55,959 --> 00:11:59,291
I want to tell her
how hot she is but she'll
think I'm being sexist.

269
00:11:59,291 --> 00:12:03,125
She's so hot
she's making me sexist.

270
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,333
Bitch.

271
00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:09,417
I think I need a 1983
Casio DG-20 electric guitar

272
00:12:09,417 --> 00:12:11,917
set to electric mandolin.

273
00:12:11,917 --> 00:12:13,500
Some drums.

274
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,291
Yeah.
Hear me now!

275
00:12:15,291 --> 00:12:18,291
♪ I see you with the sign,
I wanna boom like it's
never been done ♪

276
00:12:18,291 --> 00:12:20,208
♪ Bust moves like
the click boom of a gun ♪

277
00:12:20,208 --> 00:12:22,583
♪ My feet stay locked
and my eyes are zooming ♪

278
00:12:22,583 --> 00:12:24,875
♪ My feet start tweaking
and my body's booming ♪

279
00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:27,500
♪ The first day of boom
and the flowers are blooming ♪

280
00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:30,041
♪ Bootie-boom bass
and the party is booming ♪

281
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:32,750
♪ Boom-ba-boom like a rocket
taking off to the moon ♪

282
00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:35,000
♪ Boom boom like
a bride and a boom-a ♪

283
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,000
♪ I see you shaking
that boom boom ♪

284
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,834
♪ See you looking at
my boom boom ♪

285
00:12:39,834 --> 00:12:42,208
♪ See you want some
boom boom ♪

286
00:12:42,208 --> 00:12:44,583
♪ It's clear, it's boom time,
boom boom ♪

287
00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:46,792
♪ Let me buy you
a boom boom ♪

288
00:12:46,792 --> 00:12:48,959
♪ You order
a fancy boom ♪

289
00:12:48,959 --> 00:12:51,375
♪ You like boom
and I like boom ♪

290
00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:54,333
♪ Enough small boom,
let's boom the boom-a ♪

291
00:12:54,333 --> 00:12:56,667
Fast forward selector!

292
00:12:56,667 --> 00:12:58,625
♪ Now we're rolling on
a boom boom ♪

293
00:12:58,625 --> 00:13:01,250
♪ I ride into a more
private boom ♪

294
00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:03,834
♪ And we both watch boom
and we both assume ♪

295
00:13:03,834 --> 00:13:06,208
♪ We're gonna boom boom boom
till the break of boom-a ♪

296
00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:08,333
- ♪ Who's the boom king? ♪
- ♪ Who? ♪

297
00:13:08,333 --> 00:13:10,708
- ♪ I'm the boom king ♪
- ♪ What? ♪

298
00:13:10,708 --> 00:13:13,208
- ♪ Who's the boom king? ♪
- ♪ Tell me now ♪

299
00:13:13,208 --> 00:13:16,542
- ♪ I'm the boom king ♪
- ♪ He's the boom king ♪

300
00:13:20,041 --> 00:13:21,875
( panting )

301
00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:27,834
♪ My phone is beeping,
it's me boom boom ♪

302
00:13:27,834 --> 00:13:30,583
♪ He's back from 10 years
doom and gloom ♪

303
00:13:30,583 --> 00:13:32,583
♪ He said he had his boom
chopped off in the boom ♪

304
00:13:32,583 --> 00:13:35,125
♪ But the crazy boom
still loves to boom-a ♪

305
00:13:35,125 --> 00:13:37,708
♪ Unzip the boom
and my legs go zoom ♪

306
00:13:37,708 --> 00:13:40,000
♪ And you big boom drops,
ba-doop-a-boom boom ♪

307
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,625
♪ We both get freaky
and my boom gets leaky ♪

308
00:13:42,625 --> 00:13:45,417
♪ Then we boom boom boom
boom boom boom boom ♪

309
00:13:45,417 --> 00:13:46,625
♪ Who's the boom king? ♪

310
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:49,083
- ♪ Who? ♪
- ♪ I'm the boom king ♪

311
00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:51,417
- ♪ What? ♪
- ♪ Who's the boom king? ♪

312
00:13:51,417 --> 00:13:53,875
- ♪ Ha! ♪
- ♪ I'm the boom king ♪

313
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,959
♪ Bret's the boom king. ♪

314
00:13:55,959 --> 00:13:59,458
Murray:
Come to New Zealand.
Beautiful scenery.

315
00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:00,750
It's like
"Lord of the Rings."

316
00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:02,500
We've got
interesting attractions--

317
00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:04,083
a toothbrush fence.

318
00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:06,875
Imagine that, a whole fence
made out of toothbrushes.

319
00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:08,333
Over 50 toothbrushes.

320
00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:12,250
Bungee jumping.
You like bungee jumping, sir?

321
00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:13,583
New Zealand.

322
00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:16,291
New Zealand.

323
00:14:16,291 --> 00:14:18,667
Yeah, keep--
hold onto that.

324
00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:21,125
Cheer up, Greg.

325
00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:22,583
Try and...

326
00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:24,542
Where's Bret?
Is there any sign of him?

327
00:14:24,542 --> 00:14:26,625
I'm running out of
attractions.

328
00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:28,583
No.

329
00:14:28,583 --> 00:14:30,542
I-- I don't know
where he is.

330
00:14:30,542 --> 00:14:32,917
Well, tuck your shirt in.
You look messy.

331
00:14:32,917 --> 00:14:35,625
Try and be proud
of New Zealand.

332
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,959
Oh, no.

333
00:14:37,959 --> 00:14:39,834
Hey, Murray.

334
00:14:39,834 --> 00:14:42,166
- How you doing?
- Maxwell, good.

335
00:14:42,166 --> 00:14:44,458
- Stall looks great.
- Thanks.

336
00:14:44,458 --> 00:14:48,000
This fence of toothbrushes
sounds fascinating.

337
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,875
Probably haven't got one
in Australia, have you?

338
00:14:49,875 --> 00:14:51,083
- No.
- No.

339
00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:53,750
Got Ayer's Rock, mate.
Big huge rock.

340
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,083
- Yeah, we've got rocks.
- Massive.

341
00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:58,125
We've got a big--
smaller rocks.

342
00:14:58,125 --> 00:15:00,708
When's this band
of yours playing?
Can't wait to hear it.

343
00:15:00,708 --> 00:15:03,458
Pretty soon. We're just
waiting for the rest of
the band to turn up.

344
00:15:03,458 --> 00:15:06,291
Right. Just 'cause
we've got the Wet n' Wild
Welcome Girls

345
00:15:06,291 --> 00:15:07,959
doing their bikini
barbeque thing

346
00:15:07,959 --> 00:15:10,250
and the music's
gonna be pumping.

347
00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:12,792
I don't want to
drown out your... band.

348
00:15:12,792 --> 00:15:14,834
- Better start soon.
- Man: Check, check one two.

349
00:15:14,834 --> 00:15:17,917
Check one two.
Checking one two, one...

350
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,917
We'd better just start.
Forget Bret.

351
00:15:19,917 --> 00:15:22,166
Man:
G'day.
G'day, one two...

352
00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:24,166
I have to rewind it.

353
00:15:24,166 --> 00:15:25,875
Is this your band, Murray?

354
00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:27,792
A guy and a tape?

355
00:15:27,792 --> 00:15:29,125
Classic.

356
00:15:29,125 --> 00:15:30,959
- Press play.
- I'm trying, man.

357
00:15:30,959 --> 00:15:34,291
- Drop the beat.
- Bret: One two three four.

358
00:15:34,291 --> 00:15:37,166
( beat playing )

359
00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:40,333
♪ All the hotties at
the party feeling naughty ♪

360
00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:42,208
♪ Shake your boobies, yeah ♪

361
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:44,625
♪ Who likes to rock
the party? ♪

362
00:15:44,625 --> 00:15:47,083
♪ All the ladies
with the babies ♪

363
00:15:47,083 --> 00:15:49,625
♪ Make your babies shake
their booties, yeah ♪

364
00:15:49,625 --> 00:15:51,667
♪ Who likes to
rock the party? ♪

365
00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:59,417
♪ Who likes to
rock the party? ♪

366
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:01,208
♪ Who likes to rock
the party? ♪

367
00:16:01,208 --> 00:16:03,208
♪ Who likes to
rock the party? ♪

368
00:16:03,208 --> 00:16:05,458
( mumbling )
♪ Who likes to
rock the party? ♪

369
00:16:05,458 --> 00:16:08,834
♪ Who likes to rock
the party? ♪

370
00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:12,834
♪ I like to
rock the party ♪

371
00:16:12,834 --> 00:16:14,875
♪ New Zealand likes to
rock the party. ♪

372
00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:16,375
- Yeah! All right.
- ( cheering )

373
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,750
- Awesome.
- Mel: Yes!

374
00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:20,917
- That was awesome, Jemaine.
- Thank you.

375
00:16:20,917 --> 00:16:23,750
Blew the Aussies
right out of the water.
The tape was great.

376
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,083
- ( electric guitar strumming )
- ( crowd cheering )

377
00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:27,792
Oh no.
Oh come on!

378
00:16:27,792 --> 00:16:29,583
- ( rock music playing )
- Guys.

379
00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:31,417
Hey, sorry
I'm late, guys.

380
00:16:31,417 --> 00:16:32,834
- Hey.
- Hey.

381
00:16:32,834 --> 00:16:34,834
- Have you done the gig?
- Yes, Bret.

382
00:16:34,834 --> 00:16:36,500
Oh, I'm sorry.
It took me ages to get here.

383
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:38,708
- Well the tape was on time.
- Good. How'd it sound?

384
00:16:38,708 --> 00:16:40,041
- It was all right?
- Good.

385
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:41,750
- Really good, actually, yeah.
- Okay.

386
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,792
There's very little
difference between you
and the tape, I noticed.

387
00:16:43,792 --> 00:16:45,583
- Oh whatever, Murray.
- And it doesn't talk back.

388
00:16:45,583 --> 00:16:47,792
Yeah, but the tape's
lifeless, isn't it?
It's a tape.

389
00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:51,208
It's not like having
a real musician up there,
is it? Hey, Jemaine?

390
00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:52,875
I didn't really
notice the difference.

391
00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:55,625
The difference is
the tape didn't
let us down, all right?

392
00:16:55,625 --> 00:16:57,583
It made it,
it played well.

393
00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:59,875
And the more
I think about it,
the more I like it.

394
00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:01,792
I've got a right mind to
actually fire you, Bret,

395
00:17:01,792 --> 00:17:03,458
and just keep Jemaine
and the tape.

396
00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:05,125
- Aw, yeah,
you're bluffing, Murray.
- I'm not bluffing.

397
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,458
- Yes you are.
- I'm not!

398
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,083
- Yes you are.
- He is.

399
00:17:08,083 --> 00:17:09,834
He is. He told me he
was going to pretend

400
00:17:09,834 --> 00:17:11,333
to fire you
if you were late.

401
00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:12,750
Good one.
Yeah, I was going to.

402
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:14,667
- So you were bluffing?
- Yeah, but I'm not now.

403
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,250
This is the whole--
I've turned around.

404
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:18,750
I'm afraid to say, Bret,
that you are--

405
00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:20,000
You got the--
Check the tape?

406
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,500
- ( tape deck opens )
- Yep.

407
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:24,458
- What, are you serious?
- You're fired.

408
00:17:24,458 --> 00:17:26,166
And both of you--
I'm not giving you a lift home.

409
00:17:26,166 --> 00:17:28,583
- Oh, why me?
- No, 'cause you
ruined my bluff.

410
00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:31,417
The whole bluff thing.
Goodbye, Bret.

411
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:35,000
There's other attractions.
Check out the Indian one.

412
00:17:40,291 --> 00:17:43,041
Thank for
giving us a ride,
Mel and Doug.

413
00:17:43,041 --> 00:17:45,458
Anytime.

414
00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:47,125
Hey, Bret, are you--
are you all right?

415
00:17:47,125 --> 00:17:49,917
I noticed you weren't
onstage and there was
a tape and--

416
00:17:49,917 --> 00:17:52,083
Yeah, I'm not in
the band anymore, Mel.

417
00:17:52,083 --> 00:17:53,291
Murray just fired me.

418
00:17:53,291 --> 00:17:55,458
What do you mean,
you're not in the band?

419
00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:57,166
Did you hear that, Doug?

420
00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:58,917
Yeah.
It's terrible.

421
00:17:58,917 --> 00:18:02,125
It is terrible, Doug.
It's terrible!

422
00:18:02,125 --> 00:18:04,875
My God.
Can Murray do that?

423
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,667
- No.
- Yeah.

424
00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:10,166
Well, all your fans are
gonna be devastated.

425
00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:12,417
- There's just you, Mel.
- Yeah.

426
00:18:12,417 --> 00:18:14,458
- Well, thank you.
- Yeah.

427
00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:15,792
What are you
gonna do, Bret?

428
00:18:15,792 --> 00:18:17,417
- What-- I mean...
- Well...

429
00:18:17,417 --> 00:18:19,500
I guess just
concentrate on my job--

430
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:21,542
holding signs.
It's going pretty well.

431
00:18:21,542 --> 00:18:23,166
Oh yeah,
I've seen you.

432
00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:24,750
I've seen you
a lot.

433
00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:26,667
You really know how
to move that sign.

434
00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:30,875
You just manipulate it
and caress it with your
skillful hands.

435
00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:33,500
Thank you
very much, Mel.
Yeah, thank you.

436
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:35,333
You're welcome.

437
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,750
You were good
tonight, Jemaine.

438
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:40,333
Oh, thank you, Mel.

439
00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:42,667
Way better than
those Australian girls
in their bikinis.

440
00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:44,834
- I didn't like them.
- Oh, I liked them.

441
00:18:44,834 --> 00:18:47,041
- I hated them.
- Mmm.

442
00:18:47,041 --> 00:18:49,875
So is it just gonna be
you and the tape for a bit?

443
00:18:49,875 --> 00:18:52,583
Yeah, actually we've got a--
we've got a gig.

444
00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:54,959
- Oh, you got a gig?
- What, a real gig?

445
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:57,500
Yeah-- yeah, uh...

446
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,708
a guy-- a guy saw us

447
00:18:59,708 --> 00:19:01,333
and wants to book us.

448
00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:02,542
Well, I'll be there.

449
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,875
You bet your ass
I'll be there.

450
00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:07,417
I'll be at every one.

451
00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:09,625
Oh, man.

452
00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:12,041
The car could just
burst into flames right now

453
00:19:12,041 --> 00:19:14,542
and this would be the way
to go, huh, guys? Just--

454
00:19:14,542 --> 00:19:15,917
Just here, thanks, Doug.

455
00:19:15,917 --> 00:19:17,250
- Mel: What?
- Doug: Where?

456
00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:18,875
- Here?
- Anywhere.

457
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:30,625
This was
a good day, yeah.

458
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:40,750
( cheering )

459
00:19:58,291 --> 00:20:00,750
Okay, so how else is
the tape better than Bret?

460
00:20:00,750 --> 00:20:03,542
More compact.

461
00:20:03,542 --> 00:20:05,417
Bret's pretty
compact, though.

462
00:20:05,417 --> 00:20:07,792
I can carry the tape.
Just carry it around with me.

463
00:20:07,792 --> 00:20:09,750
You could carry Bret.
How much can you press?

464
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,959
Not to a gig. I couldn't
carry him to a gig.

465
00:20:11,959 --> 00:20:13,625
I can just put this
into my pocket

466
00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:15,625
and just carry it
to a gig.

467
00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:17,125
- More compact.
- Mmm.

468
00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:19,834
That'll save money
on subway fares, too.

469
00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:25,417
- Do you miss Bret, though?
- Not really.

470
00:20:25,417 --> 00:20:27,000
- You don't miss him?
- No.

471
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,959
- No?
- No.

472
00:20:28,959 --> 00:20:30,708
You miss him?

473
00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:32,708
- A little bit.
- A little bit, eh?

474
00:20:32,708 --> 00:20:34,959
I miss him. I might
put that down as a...

475
00:20:34,959 --> 00:20:36,667
- Yeah, put "miss him."
- ...as a thing.

476
00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:38,333
Yeah.

477
00:20:41,417 --> 00:20:44,125
Well, no matter
which way you look at it,

478
00:20:44,125 --> 00:20:46,291
the tape's still winning.

479
00:20:46,291 --> 00:20:48,291
- Make sure you don't lose it.
- I won't.

480
00:20:48,291 --> 00:20:50,000
Don't stand next to
any big magnets.

481
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,625
Why would I stand next to
big magnets, Murray?

482
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:54,333
I don't know what you do
in your personal life.

483
00:20:55,834 --> 00:20:58,708
So that's it.

484
00:20:58,708 --> 00:21:00,250
You've got the tape,
haven't you?

485
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:02,000
- Yeah, I got the tape.
- Let's see it.

486
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,500
I got the tape,
I told you.

487
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:05,250
- Let's have a look.
- I've got it in my pocket.

488
00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:07,125
I just want to see it.

489
00:21:09,708 --> 00:21:11,625
Oh, careful!
Now look what you've done.

490
00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:13,291
- It's caught on my zipper.
- Yeah, leave it.

491
00:21:13,291 --> 00:21:14,875
- Leave it, careful.
- It's all right.

492
00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:16,667
- It's just caught on my zipper.
- Wait, it's all right.

493
00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:18,834
I've got a trick here--
from the '80s, look.

494
00:21:21,208 --> 00:21:22,834
Mmm.

495
00:21:22,834 --> 00:21:25,834
Does this mean I'm not
in a band anymore?

496
00:21:25,834 --> 00:21:27,875
I'm afraid not, Jemaine.

497
00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:33,208
Greg, could we get a couple
of tissues in here?

498
00:21:34,708 --> 00:21:36,250
Greg?

499
00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:39,166
Chin up, Jemaine.

500
00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:40,959
Actually, don't
worry about it.

501
00:21:40,959 --> 00:21:42,959
You don't want to see
two grown men crying.

502
00:21:42,959 --> 00:21:45,041
Go away, Greg.

503
00:21:45,041 --> 00:21:47,083
Yeah.

504
00:21:47,083 --> 00:21:49,458
Sue them.
Just sue them.

505
00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:51,041
Oh-- oh,
I got to go.

506
00:21:51,041 --> 00:21:53,542
Hey, man.

507
00:21:53,542 --> 00:21:55,375
Hey, Bret.

508
00:21:55,375 --> 00:21:57,417
What's that thing
in your ear?

509
00:21:57,417 --> 00:21:59,083
It's my
bluetooth brand.

510
00:21:59,083 --> 00:22:01,041
Everyone has 'em around here.
It's a business thing.

511
00:22:01,041 --> 00:22:02,542
You don't know
what it is, do you?

512
00:22:02,542 --> 00:22:05,208
- Not really.
Do you know what it is?
- No.

513
00:22:05,208 --> 00:22:07,542
I think you use it
with the phone.

514
00:22:07,542 --> 00:22:10,000
Oh right, I see.

515
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,500
Oh yeah yeah,
I see.

516
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:13,708
- Yeah yeah, that makes sense.
- Hey, Bret?

517
00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:15,417
I'm thinking of getting
the band back together.

518
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:16,834
- Oh really?
- Yeah.

519
00:22:16,834 --> 00:22:18,500
I thought you were doing
pretty well with the tape.

520
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:20,375
The tape's no replacement
for you, man.

521
00:22:20,375 --> 00:22:21,917
- Really?
- No, it broke.

522
00:22:21,917 --> 00:22:24,291
What about it?

523
00:22:24,291 --> 00:22:28,417
The original lineup--
you, me...

524
00:22:29,792 --> 00:22:32,667
- You and me.
- I don't know, man.

525
00:22:32,667 --> 00:22:35,250
Look at me.
I've changed.

526
00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:38,500
I've grown up.
I've got a job.
I've got a career.

527
00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:40,750
I drink coffee now.

528
00:22:43,083 --> 00:22:45,291
Oh God, yuck.

529
00:22:45,291 --> 00:22:48,083
I just don't--
I don't know if I can
do it anymore.

530
00:22:48,083 --> 00:22:50,500
I don't even know what
you're talking about, man.

531
00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:52,583
- Just join the band.
- No, I'm not joining the band.

532
00:22:52,583 --> 00:22:54,583
- Join the band.
- I'm not joining the band.

533
00:22:54,583 --> 00:22:56,875
- Join the band.
- No.

534
00:22:59,625 --> 00:23:02,000
Free phones.

535
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,125
You've given up
the dream, Bret!

536
00:23:07,125 --> 00:23:08,542
I've woken up.

537
00:23:08,542 --> 00:23:10,041
I'll see you
at home.

538
00:23:10,041 --> 00:23:12,458
Okay, man.
Can you grab some milk?

539
00:23:23,875 --> 00:23:25,083
( door closes )

540
00:23:25,083 --> 00:23:26,834
Yeah, well I'll see
what I can do.

541
00:23:26,834 --> 00:23:30,083
Yeah.
I've got a 5:00
and a 6:00.

542
00:23:30,083 --> 00:23:32,125
I'll pencil
you in.

543
00:23:32,125 --> 00:23:33,959
Okay, yeah.

544
00:23:33,959 --> 00:23:37,208
7.3. All right.
Bye.

545
00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:38,708
Hey, man.

546
00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:41,041
Hey.
What's that?

547
00:23:41,041 --> 00:23:43,333
Hamburger.

548
00:23:43,333 --> 00:23:45,083
Looks amazing.

549
00:23:45,083 --> 00:23:47,208
Are-- are you
finished with that?

550
00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:50,667
- I haven't started.
- Oh.

551
00:23:50,667 --> 00:23:53,000
Do you want to
join the band?

552
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,667
No.

553
00:24:03,542 --> 00:24:05,166
What is that?

554
00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:12,875
How's the band going?

555
00:24:12,875 --> 00:24:14,792
Oh, I'm not in
the band anymore.

556
00:24:14,792 --> 00:24:16,333
- I had to quit.
- Really?

557
00:24:16,333 --> 00:24:18,166
Yeah.
They wanted me back

558
00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:20,875
but I'm just
concentrating on signs

559
00:24:20,875 --> 00:24:23,250
and my career and
everything, you know?

560
00:24:23,250 --> 00:24:25,834
Are you gonna start
another band?

561
00:24:25,834 --> 00:24:27,291
No.
Probably not.

562
00:24:27,291 --> 00:24:29,166
Bigger and
better things.

563
00:24:29,166 --> 00:24:30,417
Signs?

564
00:24:30,417 --> 00:24:31,875
Yeah.

565
00:24:31,875 --> 00:24:33,542
I thought you
loved signs?

566
00:24:33,542 --> 00:24:35,834
- Signs are okay.
- Yeah.

567
00:24:35,834 --> 00:24:38,000
I prefer bands.

568
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,917
- You prefer bands?
- Yeah, I love bands.

569
00:24:40,917 --> 00:24:43,208
Oh you-- really?
You just never...

570
00:24:43,208 --> 00:24:45,041
Oh.

571
00:24:45,041 --> 00:24:47,041
I'll see you later, Bret?

572
00:24:47,041 --> 00:24:49,875
Cool, yeah.

573
00:24:49,875 --> 00:24:52,500
( guitar strumming )

574
00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:54,417
I'm back in the band.

575
00:24:54,417 --> 00:24:55,792
I'm back in
the band!

576
00:24:55,792 --> 00:24:59,083
I'm back in the band.
Hey, back in the band!

577
00:24:59,083 --> 00:25:01,458
Back in the band!

578
00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:03,834
Back in the band.

579
00:25:03,834 --> 00:25:06,375
Put the cat down.
We can't afford it.

580
00:25:06,375 --> 00:25:09,125
I'm back in the band.

581
00:25:09,125 --> 00:25:11,208
Back in the band!

582
00:25:11,208 --> 00:25:14,291
Back in the band!

583
00:25:14,291 --> 00:25:16,083
Murray:
Okay, it's been
a very difficult decision,

584
00:25:16,083 --> 00:25:17,959
because many of you are
very talented, all right?

585
00:25:17,959 --> 00:25:19,917
- Some of you
are too talented.
- Hey.

586
00:25:19,917 --> 00:25:21,542
Josh, is it?
In the back there.

587
00:25:21,542 --> 00:25:24,583
High scores but
a little arrogant,
all right?

588
00:25:24,583 --> 00:25:26,250
But it's not
about talent.

589
00:25:26,250 --> 00:25:27,792
Okay? It's about
the look.

590
00:25:27,792 --> 00:25:30,875
That's why we've decided
to give the job to Brent.

591
00:25:30,875 --> 00:25:33,542
All right, well done.
It's not about talent,
as I say.

592
00:25:33,542 --> 00:25:34,750
You're not
the talented one.

593
00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:36,417
But you do look
very similar.

594
00:25:36,417 --> 00:25:38,083
And with one
letter difference,

595
00:25:38,083 --> 00:25:40,792
it's quite easy to just
do the transition there.

596
00:25:40,792 --> 00:25:43,291
Hang on.

597
00:25:43,291 --> 00:25:45,625
Bret, is that you?

598
00:25:45,625 --> 00:25:48,125
What are you doing here?
You have no business here.

599
00:25:48,125 --> 00:25:49,458
I wanted to get
back in the band.

600
00:25:49,458 --> 00:25:51,125
Well, if you'd turned up
half an hour ago

601
00:25:51,125 --> 00:25:53,166
you could have been
at the audition.
It's too late.

602
00:25:53,166 --> 00:25:55,583
- Brent's in the band.
- What about your job?

603
00:25:55,583 --> 00:25:59,125
Well, Eddie says I
can make the job fit
around the gigs. So...

604
00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:02,208
he wants to support
the band as much as
possible, actually.

605
00:26:02,208 --> 00:26:03,625
He made us this sign.

606
00:26:03,625 --> 00:26:06,291
Wow.
"Hot Dogs."

607
00:26:06,291 --> 00:26:07,959
Oh, no that one.
That one.

608
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,875
Oh wow,
that's fantastic.

609
00:26:10,875 --> 00:26:12,917
It's really great.

610
00:26:12,917 --> 00:26:15,625
You know, Jemaine
really missed you.

611
00:26:15,625 --> 00:26:17,333
- No, I didn't.
- You did.

612
00:26:17,333 --> 00:26:18,625
No, I didn't.

613
00:26:18,625 --> 00:26:20,750
- You did.
- You-- you did.

614
00:26:20,750 --> 00:26:22,041
- No, you're like--
- He did.

615
00:26:22,041 --> 00:26:23,125
No, a little bit.

616
00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:24,458
You could see
that you were--

617
00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:26,834
both-- we both
missed you.

618
00:26:26,834 --> 00:26:29,125
Oh, um,
sorry everyone.

619
00:26:29,125 --> 00:26:30,583
Ah, bad news, guys.

620
00:26:30,583 --> 00:26:32,834
This is Bret.
He's gonna take
the position.

621
00:26:32,834 --> 00:26:35,125
So, yeah,
that's it, I guess.

622
00:26:35,125 --> 00:26:37,333
- What about Brent?
- Yeah, Brent, um...

623
00:26:37,333 --> 00:26:40,375
Sorry. Uh, we'll
keep your number on file.

624
00:26:40,375 --> 00:26:42,458
The rest of you,
thanks a lot.

625
00:26:42,458 --> 00:26:47,000
Have a good day.
And yeah, welcome back, Bret!

626
00:26:51,375 --> 00:26:54,041
( theme music playing )


