1 00:00:58,002 --> 00:01:02,889 "Fuego Del Culo" Girl, if it itches, it's class. 2 00:01:16,686 --> 00:01:18,692 Hey girl, want some brown liquor? 3 00:01:19,032 --> 00:01:20,674 Brown liquor don't make this pussy bad. 4 00:01:21,294 --> 00:01:22,476 Tequila it is. 5 00:01:23,339 --> 00:01:23,759 Need that? 6 00:01:24,780 --> 00:01:25,100 No. 7 00:01:28,065 --> 00:01:29,246 Viva la revolution! 8 00:01:29,867 --> 00:01:32,049 That's that shit right there, make your pussy pop with it. 9 00:01:32,109 --> 00:01:32,731 Yes, ma'am. 10 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:34,674 So what are you doing here anyway? 11 00:01:35,135 --> 00:01:36,236 What do you think I'm doing here? 12 00:01:37,136 --> 00:01:38,601 I'm starting an opening season. 13 00:01:39,142 --> 00:01:40,182 Been there, done that. 14 00:01:41,384 --> 00:01:42,444 Pick up the phone! 15 00:01:42,665 --> 00:01:43,488 Pick up the phone! 16 00:01:43,968 --> 00:01:44,370 Richie? 17 00:01:44,569 --> 00:01:45,510 Tiana, hey. 18 00:01:46,151 --> 00:01:49,236 I thought it'd be easier for the audience if we didn't have to make more texts. 19 00:01:49,437 --> 00:01:50,237 Yeah, that makes sense. 20 00:01:50,297 --> 00:01:51,539 Because you know these motherfuckers can't read. 21 00:01:52,399 --> 00:01:53,100 I know. 22 00:01:53,382 --> 00:01:54,803 Who goes to see your ways, brothers-in-law? 23 00:01:54,803 --> 00:01:58,991 Well, it's nice to phone meet you in this super awkward way. 24 00:01:59,552 --> 00:02:01,133 Likewise, but I gotta be honest. 25 00:02:01,293 --> 00:02:04,998 When I seen your profile, I made a bitch almost white laugh because you look mad goofy. 26 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,624 But surprisingly, you know, goofy niggas got big dicks. 27 00:02:08,825 --> 00:02:09,827 So, here we are. 28 00:02:10,046 --> 00:02:11,348 I take you for a Jersey girl. 29 00:02:11,729 --> 00:02:12,529 A Jersey girl? 30 00:02:13,090 --> 00:02:14,694 Listen, I love Jersey, yeah. 31 00:02:14,995 --> 00:02:15,895 But I'm a Harlem girl. 32 00:02:16,075 --> 00:02:17,437 Born and motherfucking raised. 33 00:02:17,577 --> 00:02:18,498 Real niggas own. 34 00:02:18,738 --> 00:02:19,040 Yeah. 35 00:02:19,380 --> 00:02:21,102 Oh, so you're black. 36 00:02:21,102 --> 00:02:23,988 No, motherfucker. 37 00:02:24,568 --> 00:02:25,368 I'm black. 38 00:02:26,671 --> 00:02:27,552 All cats. 39 00:02:27,951 --> 00:02:28,893 No cats. 40 00:02:29,215 --> 00:02:29,716 But cats. 41 00:02:30,596 --> 00:02:31,538 Fuck all y'all. 42 00:02:33,359 --> 00:02:34,923 Bitch, spit them pearls back out. 43 00:02:36,044 --> 00:02:37,286 Like, what's your shit? 44 00:02:39,150 --> 00:02:39,591 Hello? 45 00:02:39,871 --> 00:02:40,550 So, tell me. 46 00:02:40,811 --> 00:02:42,313 What's your favorite scary movie? 47 00:02:43,755 --> 00:02:44,818 I don't really do them. 48 00:02:44,958 --> 00:02:46,360 You know, all the super tropes and shit. 49 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:48,341 Why is it always the white bitch at the end? 50 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:50,226 Because they know it's too hard to kill a sister. 51 00:02:50,226 --> 00:02:51,026 You know what I'm saying? 52 00:02:51,126 --> 00:02:54,733 Because if the sister can survive government cheese, we can survive anything. 53 00:02:55,813 --> 00:02:58,236 You know, it might help if you met me outside. 54 00:02:58,857 --> 00:02:59,437 Met you outside? 55 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:00,722 Boy, you're just neat neat. 56 00:03:01,702 --> 00:03:02,283 What's your sign? 57 00:03:02,343 --> 00:03:03,304 Must be a Scorpio. 58 00:03:03,704 --> 00:03:04,364 How'd you know? 59 00:03:04,788 --> 00:03:05,488 Good dick, though. 60 00:03:05,749 --> 00:03:06,710 But toxic as hell. 61 00:03:07,050 --> 00:03:08,671 Hey, is the restaurant here at Allen? 62 00:03:08,771 --> 00:03:09,412 Yes, sir. 63 00:03:09,472 --> 00:03:10,797 You put it above your ass. 64 00:03:11,617 --> 00:03:12,117 We're all there? 65 00:03:12,217 --> 00:03:13,259 Nah, not today. 66 00:03:13,399 --> 00:03:14,240 Shoot, bitch. 67 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:14,842 Heard you all. 68 00:03:15,183 --> 00:03:15,583 Okay. 69 00:03:15,864 --> 00:03:17,084 I'm coming down to Allen now. 70 00:03:17,986 --> 00:03:18,306 I'm here. 71 00:03:18,367 --> 00:03:18,946 Can you see me? 72 00:03:18,946 --> 00:03:19,727 I'm waving. 73 00:03:20,570 --> 00:03:21,012 No. 74 00:03:22,172 --> 00:03:23,853 The person I'm looking at's not waving. 75 00:03:24,997 --> 00:03:26,358 In fact, they're just staring at me. 76 00:03:26,598 --> 00:03:27,921 Well, stare at his ass back. 77 00:03:28,622 --> 00:03:29,362 And don't blink. 78 00:03:29,582 --> 00:03:30,165 Never blink. 79 00:03:30,245 --> 00:03:31,666 You got to scratch the lips if you're gonna blink. 80 00:03:32,207 --> 00:03:33,849 Oh, they're walking towards me now. 81 00:03:34,789 --> 00:03:35,973 Oh my, oh no, they haven't even died. 82 00:03:36,513 --> 00:03:37,755 Why don't I meet his ass over here? 83 00:03:38,516 --> 00:03:39,697 I thought that's not the worst part. 84 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:48,751 The worst part is, you know so much about horror movies, and yet you still walk into the alley alone. 85 00:03:49,752 --> 00:03:53,258 Yeah, but the worst part is, you fucking with a New York bitch. 86 00:03:54,039 --> 00:03:54,538 Cuckoo! 87 00:03:55,100 --> 00:03:55,402 Yeah! 88 00:03:56,383 --> 00:03:57,003 Cuckoo! 89 00:03:58,446 --> 00:03:59,147 Cuckoo! 90 00:04:01,150 --> 00:04:01,691 Cuckoo! 91 00:04:07,098 --> 00:04:13,688 Damn, he's on some Avenger shit. 92 00:04:27,387 --> 00:04:27,829 Cuckoo! 93 00:04:27,829 --> 00:04:28,189 Seriously, Larry? 94 00:04:28,349 --> 00:04:29,311 I didn't recognize you, Bert. 95 00:04:29,431 --> 00:04:30,952 I thought you was my warlock. 96 00:04:31,675 --> 00:04:32,776 That's a pigeon, nigger. 97 00:04:33,336 --> 00:04:34,318 It's supposed to be, cuckoo! 98 00:04:35,038 --> 00:04:35,479 Cuckoo! 99 00:04:35,659 --> 00:04:37,123 A hawk supernatural attack. 100 00:04:38,564 --> 00:04:38,985 My bad. 101 00:04:39,666 --> 00:04:40,406 Are you done? 102 00:04:42,630 --> 00:04:43,630 What the hell? 103 00:04:45,974 --> 00:04:47,318 Bitch, I'm Teyana Taylor. 104 00:04:47,499 --> 00:04:48,578 My abs got ass. 105 00:04:48,578 --> 00:04:49,881 Get him! 106 00:04:50,761 --> 00:04:51,262 Help! 107 00:04:53,266 --> 00:04:56,009 Come on guys, we can work this out! 108 00:04:59,835 --> 00:05:01,679 Somebody help me! 109 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:04,062 No, no, no! 110 00:05:10,690 --> 00:05:12,995 Now, get your rotten ass up! 111 00:05:13,877 --> 00:05:14,618 Motherfucker! 112 00:05:14,658 --> 00:05:15,218 Motherfucker! 113 00:05:15,838 --> 00:05:20,805 Hey Tiana, you might have kicked my ass, but you still didn't win that Oscar. 114 00:05:21,407 --> 00:05:23,031 What did you say about my Oscar? 115 00:05:23,570 --> 00:05:24,652 Did I stutter? 116 00:05:25,112 --> 00:05:26,153 You lost. 117 00:05:26,454 --> 00:05:29,459 You're right, but I won that Golden Globe, bitch. 118 00:05:30,601 --> 00:05:31,781 Oh my god, really? 119 00:05:32,385 --> 00:05:33,785 So that's why I never watched horror movies. 120 00:05:34,006 --> 00:05:34,927 It's fucking terrible. 121 00:05:35,408 --> 00:05:37,892 Just a bunch of celebrity cameos and fart gags. 122 00:05:38,893 --> 00:05:40,475 So, you don't like parodies? 123 00:05:40,796 --> 00:05:42,219 I'm more into Judd Apatow films. 124 00:05:42,219 --> 00:05:44,421 You know, elevated comedy. 125 00:05:45,282 --> 00:05:47,326 And what is elevated comedy? 126 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:51,851 The kind that doesn't actually make anyone laugh but makes white people feel smart. 127 00:05:53,935 --> 00:05:54,456 Tuesday? 128 00:05:54,696 --> 00:05:55,317 Don't answer that. 129 00:05:55,778 --> 00:05:56,658 Could be Ghostface. 130 00:05:57,218 --> 00:05:58,643 Oh, come on, Elle. 131 00:05:59,123 --> 00:06:00,665 Stuff like that only happens in the movies. 132 00:06:03,790 --> 00:06:05,071 Oh, hey. 133 00:06:05,432 --> 00:06:07,353 I wasn't expecting you to answer the door. 134 00:06:07,796 --> 00:06:08,558 What the fuck? 135 00:06:08,558 --> 00:06:10,620 Now, here's my life. 136 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:11,860 Oh, here it is. 137 00:06:12,724 --> 00:06:14,986 Hello, Tuesday. 138 00:06:41,445 --> 00:06:42,144 Hey, miss. 139 00:06:43,809 --> 00:06:44,609 What'd you take? 140 00:06:44,870 --> 00:06:46,672 Just Ritalin for my ADHD. 141 00:06:47,292 --> 00:06:48,577 Adderall for PTSD. 142 00:06:48,856 --> 00:06:50,518 Couple of Banix for my anxiety. 143 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:52,120 Batch of voter pills. 144 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,365 Book of luck getting an SL. 145 00:06:56,868 --> 00:06:57,948 Jesus, Sarah! 146 00:06:58,009 --> 00:06:59,172 How many did you take? 147 00:06:59,312 --> 00:06:59,932 I don't know. 148 00:07:00,012 --> 00:07:01,074 How many come in a bottle? 149 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:03,779 Hey, Jeff. 150 00:07:04,279 --> 00:07:06,021 Sarah, Tuesday's in the hospital. 151 00:07:06,402 --> 00:07:08,023 She was stabbed by a killer. 152 00:07:08,023 --> 00:07:09,347 You know, Ghostface. 153 00:07:09,788 --> 00:07:10,908 Wait, from Rutan? 154 00:07:11,590 --> 00:07:15,916 Why would Ghostface kill her, a.k.a. Pretty Tony, a.k.a. Starkey Love, and stab my sister? 155 00:07:16,296 --> 00:07:18,419 God, Sarah, it wasn't Ghostface kill her. 156 00:07:18,538 --> 00:07:20,142 It was somebody in a Ghostface mask. 157 00:07:20,362 --> 00:07:20,783 Oh. 158 00:07:21,424 --> 00:07:23,005 Okay, that makes more sense. 159 00:07:24,049 --> 00:07:24,349 Ah! 160 00:07:25,409 --> 00:07:25,931 Ah! 161 00:07:26,130 --> 00:07:26,391 Ah! 162 00:07:27,312 --> 00:07:27,832 Ah! 163 00:07:28,976 --> 00:07:30,396 I ain't the one! 164 00:07:31,839 --> 00:07:32,360 Ah! 165 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:34,384 Jesus, Jack! 166 00:07:34,384 --> 00:07:35,005 What? 167 00:07:35,544 --> 00:07:37,387 I was thinking about wearing this for Halloween. 168 00:07:37,768 --> 00:07:41,954 My estranged, flat-chested half-sister was nearly killed by a psycho in a ghost mask. 169 00:07:42,916 --> 00:07:45,839 Now that I see her, I can't make up for the past. 170 00:07:46,460 --> 00:07:47,122 Well, hey, hey, hey. 171 00:07:47,903 --> 00:07:48,903 I'm going with you. 172 00:07:49,506 --> 00:07:52,509 Not because I'm the obvious killer trying to lure you back here from town. 173 00:07:52,709 --> 00:07:54,190 I'm just a supportive boyfriend. 174 00:07:54,714 --> 00:07:55,034 What? 175 00:07:55,254 --> 00:07:55,694 That's all. 176 00:07:57,456 --> 00:07:58,417 Okay, let's go. 177 00:07:58,497 --> 00:07:58,938 Get in the car. 178 00:07:59,781 --> 00:08:01,983 Listen, we just have to make one stop on the way. 179 00:08:01,983 --> 00:08:03,865 I survived. 180 00:08:04,648 --> 00:08:06,790 Oh, thanks to my lucky penny. 181 00:08:06,790 --> 00:08:08,313 Bye-bye. 182 00:08:32,518 --> 00:08:34,009 I hate when y'all leave! 183 00:08:34,009 --> 00:08:35,373 Kill him, young! 184 00:08:36,275 --> 00:08:37,115 My, my! 185 00:08:37,315 --> 00:08:39,598 Come on, turn off this ratchet-ass music. 186 00:08:39,738 --> 00:08:42,022 It's embarrassing, especially for black women. 187 00:08:42,343 --> 00:08:43,364 It's not embarrassing. 188 00:08:43,504 --> 00:08:45,729 I'm the cool mom everybody wished they had. 189 00:08:45,828 --> 00:08:46,370 I'm lit! 190 00:08:46,469 --> 00:08:48,612 Don't forget, I got practice later, so I'll be home late. 191 00:08:48,772 --> 00:08:52,878 You only made the team because you're black, and those racist fucks assumed you could play. 192 00:08:53,359 --> 00:08:54,700 It's 2026. 193 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:56,625 I don't think race is an issue. 194 00:08:57,104 --> 00:08:58,086 Do you read black Twitter? 195 00:08:58,807 --> 00:08:59,227 No. 196 00:08:59,227 --> 00:09:01,010 Oh, great. 197 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:02,653 Are you still dating that hoe? 198 00:09:02,972 --> 00:09:05,155 Okay, stop hoe-shaming her. 199 00:09:05,315 --> 00:09:08,901 Just because Daryl and them ride a train on her doesn't make her a hoe. 200 00:09:09,042 --> 00:09:10,122 She's not a hoe. 201 00:09:10,563 --> 00:09:11,627 She's sex positive. 202 00:09:12,126 --> 00:09:13,848 Well, I'm positive she's a hoe. 203 00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:15,913 Hey, Daryl! 204 00:09:15,993 --> 00:09:16,834 Look at you! 205 00:09:17,074 --> 00:09:18,355 Early for Halloween, huh? 206 00:09:18,556 --> 00:09:20,338 What you gonna see, a slutty schoolgirl? 207 00:09:20,577 --> 00:09:21,201 Howdy, hoe! 208 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:22,541 Hi, Miss Mint. 209 00:09:23,443 --> 00:09:24,684 Love the hair. 210 00:09:24,684 --> 00:09:26,949 Very Octavia Spencer. 211 00:09:27,130 --> 00:09:28,290 Well, thank you very much. 212 00:09:28,370 --> 00:09:30,975 I gotta invite you over and make you a little shit pie. 213 00:09:31,396 --> 00:09:33,097 Ooh, you know what? 214 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:35,239 I gotta get to African American history class. 215 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:36,683 We're learning about slavery. 216 00:09:37,084 --> 00:09:38,004 I'm trying to find out. 217 00:09:38,344 --> 00:09:39,106 It was a choice. 218 00:09:39,206 --> 00:09:39,947 You see that right there? 219 00:09:41,027 --> 00:09:41,770 That's Kanye. 220 00:09:42,011 --> 00:09:42,411 That's right. 221 00:09:42,631 --> 00:09:44,994 They've been teaching us wrong all this time. 222 00:09:45,434 --> 00:09:46,257 Stay black. 223 00:09:47,259 --> 00:09:47,798 Bye, ma. 224 00:09:48,079 --> 00:09:49,641 Bye, baby. 225 00:09:49,641 --> 00:09:51,202 I'm speaking fast. 226 00:09:51,305 --> 00:09:53,387 Then I put some kindness in your bag. 227 00:09:53,487 --> 00:09:54,909 You know how they try to trap you. 228 00:09:58,334 --> 00:09:59,135 Okay, seriously? 229 00:09:59,456 --> 00:10:01,377 Sheriff Grant, you don't have to walk me to class. 230 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:01,800 I'm fine. 231 00:10:01,961 --> 00:10:04,263 Jess, there's a serial killer on the loose. 232 00:10:04,703 --> 00:10:07,208 I'm not gonna let anything happen to my baby girl. 233 00:10:07,849 --> 00:10:08,650 Boy, okay? 234 00:10:08,770 --> 00:10:09,511 I'm a baby boy. 235 00:10:09,571 --> 00:10:10,132 I'm sorry. 236 00:10:10,751 --> 00:10:12,777 I'm still having a hard time with this transition. 237 00:10:13,016 --> 00:10:13,817 It's really simple. 238 00:10:14,418 --> 00:10:16,039 Treat me like one of the guys. 239 00:10:16,039 --> 00:10:17,083 Okay? 240 00:10:17,844 --> 00:10:19,445 I can do that. 241 00:10:20,347 --> 00:10:21,347 Slap fight. 242 00:10:22,150 --> 00:10:23,671 You call that a slap? 243 00:10:25,853 --> 00:10:27,979 Who the hell did you do that for? 244 00:10:28,639 --> 00:10:29,781 I'm such a bitch. 245 00:10:31,782 --> 00:10:32,585 Bitch. 246 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,713 Not bad. 247 00:10:40,596 --> 00:10:42,420 Who lives like this? 248 00:10:53,896 --> 00:10:57,330 Oh, good to see you. 249 00:10:57,472 --> 00:10:58,173 Come in. 250 00:10:58,273 --> 00:10:59,113 Do you want some tea? 251 00:10:59,394 --> 00:11:00,716 Oh, my God, Mother. 252 00:11:00,796 --> 00:11:02,197 You look like shit. 253 00:11:02,981 --> 00:11:03,621 Hey, please. 254 00:11:03,722 --> 00:11:05,503 This is clearly a woman who's run out of conditioner. 255 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:06,944 Oh, be careful where you walk. 256 00:11:07,024 --> 00:11:08,729 The whole place is booby-trapped. 257 00:11:09,208 --> 00:11:11,051 You never know when that psycho's gonna come back. 258 00:11:11,550 --> 00:11:12,072 Come in. 259 00:11:13,335 --> 00:11:13,736 Okay. 260 00:11:13,736 --> 00:11:13,856 I'm sorry. 261 00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:25,432 I hate this job. 262 00:11:28,217 --> 00:11:28,918 Mr. Campbell. 263 00:11:30,419 --> 00:11:31,960 I'm Jack, Sarah's boyfriend. 264 00:11:33,104 --> 00:11:34,425 I've heard so much about you. 265 00:11:34,826 --> 00:11:35,787 Not a thing good. 266 00:11:36,669 --> 00:11:39,033 I've heard nothing about you, Jack. 267 00:11:39,113 --> 00:11:40,795 I assume you're a piece of shit. 268 00:11:41,136 --> 00:11:45,922 But how would I know when I haven't heard from my daughter in, what, six months? 269 00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:47,664 Six years, Mother. 270 00:11:47,905 --> 00:11:49,228 And whose fault is that? 271 00:11:49,228 --> 00:11:50,529 Whose fault is that? 272 00:11:50,589 --> 00:11:51,050 I don't know. 273 00:11:51,150 --> 00:11:51,951 Maybe it's yours. 274 00:11:53,131 --> 00:11:54,035 That's fair. 275 00:11:54,275 --> 00:11:57,218 We want to learn from the horror you survived. 276 00:11:57,618 --> 00:12:02,186 Look, Scary Movie 3 and 4 paid me a lot of money for a girl. 277 00:12:02,345 --> 00:12:03,970 There is nothing to learn there. 278 00:12:04,370 --> 00:12:06,973 But if you want to talk about the house, buddy, she... 279 00:12:06,973 --> 00:12:08,174 It's happening again. 280 00:12:08,576 --> 00:12:10,899 Some asshole in a mask. 281 00:12:10,899 --> 00:12:12,321 We have to stop him. 282 00:12:12,861 --> 00:12:14,365 You're not ready, Lovebug. 283 00:12:15,045 --> 00:12:17,607 I have been preparing for this for years. 284 00:12:18,449 --> 00:12:19,573 Sacrificed everything. 285 00:12:19,833 --> 00:12:21,134 You are a terrible mother. 286 00:12:21,475 --> 00:12:22,555 Come on, honey. 287 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,560 We had some good times. 288 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:28,544 Like that Christmas I took you to meet Santa at the mall. 289 00:12:36,136 --> 00:12:37,739 Your turn, Sarah. 290 00:12:38,639 --> 00:12:39,462 Move. 291 00:12:39,942 --> 00:12:41,144 Hi, Santa. 292 00:12:41,584 --> 00:12:45,150 Sorry if I don't sit in your lap. 293 00:12:45,351 --> 00:12:46,671 You creep me out. 294 00:12:54,364 --> 00:12:55,185 Mom! 295 00:12:55,784 --> 00:12:57,868 Santa does this every year. 296 00:12:58,028 --> 00:12:59,732 Be sure to thank him. 297 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,842 That was fun. 298 00:13:09,104 --> 00:13:10,688 Now, back to us. 299 00:13:11,608 --> 00:13:13,110 What the fuck? 300 00:13:16,134 --> 00:13:20,462 I am sorry if that's how you found out Santa doesn't exist. 301 00:13:20,983 --> 00:13:22,944 Mother, I need your help. 302 00:13:23,205 --> 00:13:26,110 To heal our emotional wounds and put the past behind us? 303 00:13:26,851 --> 00:13:27,932 God, no. 304 00:13:28,493 --> 00:13:30,337 No, to kill Ghostface. 305 00:13:30,998 --> 00:13:31,898 Do you have any guns? 306 00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:35,784 I am Cindy fucking Campbell. 307 00:13:36,365 --> 00:13:38,007 I've got millions of guns. 308 00:13:38,007 --> 00:13:42,914 But none of them are registered due to my mental health issues. 309 00:13:43,174 --> 00:13:45,939 So if you could just keep that on the low. 310 00:13:47,741 --> 00:13:48,182 Okay. 311 00:13:48,923 --> 00:13:50,587 Yeah, I'm gonna be fine. 312 00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:53,290 I didn't hurt myself on any of these fights. 313 00:13:58,377 --> 00:14:01,583 Oh, hey. 314 00:14:01,762 --> 00:14:02,843 So I spoke to Sarah earlier. 315 00:14:03,244 --> 00:14:03,745 Oh, is she coming? 316 00:14:03,745 --> 00:14:06,149 You know I did hear a buzzing sound. 317 00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:07,210 So it's possible. 318 00:14:07,390 --> 00:14:08,912 No, I meant to Woodsville. 319 00:14:09,293 --> 00:14:09,732 Dumbass. 320 00:14:09,873 --> 00:14:10,917 Oh, I forgot that. 321 00:14:11,057 --> 00:14:11,637 Hey, Jimbo! 322 00:14:12,097 --> 00:14:12,698 Go deep! 323 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:14,659 Oh! 324 00:14:15,703 --> 00:14:16,144 Sweet! 325 00:14:17,826 --> 00:14:19,448 Speaking of going deep... 326 00:14:19,448 --> 00:14:21,091 I don't know if it's a good time. 327 00:14:21,471 --> 00:14:24,975 Everyone knows what happens to teenagers who try to make love when there's a killer on the loose. 328 00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:26,439 Brad's right about one thing, guys. 329 00:14:26,820 --> 00:14:27,840 Ghostface is back. 330 00:14:28,140 --> 00:14:29,001 We need to arm up. 331 00:14:29,543 --> 00:14:30,803 Pepper spray, check. 332 00:14:31,767 --> 00:14:33,689 Taser, check. 333 00:14:34,169 --> 00:14:35,110 Butt plug? 334 00:14:35,710 --> 00:14:36,394 Double check. 335 00:14:37,195 --> 00:14:37,915 Goddamn! 336 00:14:38,496 --> 00:14:40,097 You just carry that thing around? 337 00:14:40,438 --> 00:14:41,421 It's easy to hide. 338 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:45,806 In your butt? 339 00:14:47,649 --> 00:14:48,650 I'm impressed. 340 00:14:58,145 --> 00:15:00,048 What's up, y'all? 341 00:15:00,727 --> 00:15:01,771 I'm back! 342 00:15:05,135 --> 00:15:06,215 Man, what's up, huh? 343 00:15:06,456 --> 00:15:06,779 Huh? 344 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:12,527 I'm tired of you little Gen Z alpha niggas using terms like uncle and auntie. 345 00:15:13,267 --> 00:15:14,829 Gaslighting and glazing and glamping. 346 00:15:15,049 --> 00:15:16,933 Trying to make my generation sound old. 347 00:15:17,194 --> 00:15:18,475 I ain't your damn uncle, nigga! 348 00:15:18,735 --> 00:15:20,597 Shorty, you're a mother's brother. 349 00:15:20,757 --> 00:15:22,541 So yeah, technically you are our alpha. 350 00:15:23,241 --> 00:15:23,422 Oh. 351 00:15:23,803 --> 00:15:24,624 My bad. 352 00:15:25,704 --> 00:15:28,129 It's crazy that they let you teach here. 353 00:15:28,649 --> 00:15:29,051 Teach? 354 00:15:29,671 --> 00:15:30,392 Nah, nigga. 355 00:15:31,212 --> 00:15:31,935 I attend. 356 00:15:32,516 --> 00:15:35,058 You look like a proud 25th year senior. 357 00:15:35,819 --> 00:15:37,303 When are you finally gonna graduate? 358 00:15:37,663 --> 00:15:41,367 By the time we do a sequel and I gotta follow you little young niggas to college to get my check. 359 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,132 Wait, guys, Tuesday's a wait. 360 00:15:43,472 --> 00:15:44,372 All right, Tuesday! 361 00:15:44,492 --> 00:15:45,334 Who the fuck is Tuesday? 362 00:15:45,974 --> 00:15:47,157 Hey, we gotta go to the hospital. 363 00:15:47,298 --> 00:15:48,059 You gonna take the bus home? 364 00:15:48,259 --> 00:15:49,440 Nah, the PJ. 365 00:15:50,281 --> 00:15:51,082 Private Jet? 366 00:15:51,462 --> 00:15:52,265 Yeah, jealous. 367 00:15:52,806 --> 00:15:54,527 Man, you smoke weed all day. 368 00:15:54,527 --> 00:15:56,509 Just play video games, live stream. 369 00:15:56,770 --> 00:15:58,394 You literally got money doing nothing. 370 00:15:58,634 --> 00:15:59,154 Exactly. 371 00:15:59,755 --> 00:16:01,577 I leave the hard work for the old head. 372 00:16:01,717 --> 00:16:02,980 Ah, shit! 373 00:16:04,202 --> 00:16:05,583 Still the same shorty. 374 00:16:07,186 --> 00:16:08,469 Check my crypto. 375 00:16:08,829 --> 00:16:10,771 Oh, shit, I'm up 3 million dollars! 376 00:16:12,432 --> 00:16:14,357 Damn, now I'm down 5 million. 377 00:16:15,037 --> 00:16:16,599 This shit go crazy, son. 378 00:16:18,164 --> 00:16:19,163 What they doing? 379 00:16:48,648 --> 00:16:49,209 Ray! 380 00:16:52,251 --> 00:16:53,955 Sister Brenda, it's okay. 381 00:16:54,497 --> 00:16:56,319 You heard the call of sin yesterday. 382 00:16:56,759 --> 00:17:00,184 But the Lord has called on us to show men such like you the way. 383 00:17:00,184 --> 00:17:01,606 Come on, son. 384 00:17:02,067 --> 00:17:03,088 Come with us. 385 00:17:03,851 --> 00:17:04,692 Come on us. 386 00:17:05,312 --> 00:17:06,233 God see you're coming. 387 00:17:06,713 --> 00:17:07,754 So don't cheat that girl. 388 00:17:08,175 --> 00:17:11,700 We need you to come like you never came before. 389 00:17:12,242 --> 00:17:14,046 Come for the father, come for the son. 390 00:17:14,386 --> 00:17:16,428 I'm gonna hold your hand and we gonna come together. 391 00:17:19,973 --> 00:17:20,454 Amen. 392 00:17:22,036 --> 00:17:22,357 Amen. 393 00:17:23,657 --> 00:17:26,382 In the name of God, let it go, Ray. 394 00:17:26,903 --> 00:17:27,684 Let it go! 395 00:17:27,684 --> 00:17:27,783 Let it go! 396 00:17:28,967 --> 00:17:30,889 Oh, my bad. 397 00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:32,731 Last time. 398 00:17:35,435 --> 00:17:39,202 Let's welcome a new member to our congregation. 399 00:18:03,756 --> 00:18:08,403 Even if he's sexy as hell with a big old chest as his and perky areolas. 400 00:18:09,404 --> 00:18:14,755 I no longer carry a purse, put on makeup, walk around in high heels. 401 00:18:15,836 --> 00:18:16,596 Red bottoms. 402 00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:18,818 What with the cute little buckle on the side. 403 00:18:19,762 --> 00:18:25,210 I no longer go on blind dates and swipe right at black men. 404 00:18:25,210 --> 00:18:26,471 White men. 405 00:18:27,111 --> 00:18:27,872 Asian men. 406 00:18:28,574 --> 00:18:32,921 I no longer take trips to the Philippines looking for ladyboys. 407 00:18:33,301 --> 00:18:35,263 To Phuket, Ko Samui. 408 00:18:35,263 --> 00:18:36,206 Back to Phuket. 409 00:18:36,445 --> 00:18:38,549 Then to Vietnam to see if I can get them any cheaper. 410 00:18:38,768 --> 00:18:40,793 I thought that was my anniversary, Ray. 411 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,775 Oh, this naked got a lot in my house. 412 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:47,361 I no longer stand butt naked in the mirror with my penis tucked between my legs. 413 00:18:47,722 --> 00:18:50,144 Dancing like a dude from Silence of the Lambs. 414 00:18:50,247 --> 00:18:52,269 It puts colostrum in the basket, Precious. 415 00:18:52,269 --> 00:18:53,771 I'm a changed man. 416 00:18:53,891 --> 00:18:54,812 I've been delivered. 417 00:18:55,655 --> 00:18:56,575 I will. 418 00:18:56,895 --> 00:18:58,077 I said I will. 419 00:18:58,658 --> 00:19:01,406 I will love a woman. 420 00:19:03,024 --> 00:19:05,676 - Women, Women !!! - Women with penis. 421 00:19:05,877 --> 00:19:09,422 - Women, Women !!! - Menses Menses. 422 00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:15,061 No, no. 423 00:19:25,516 --> 00:19:26,480 Whoa, nigga. 424 00:19:26,961 --> 00:19:28,863 Hock to, hock to, hock to. 425 00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:30,564 Damn, Hock, you doing it? 426 00:19:31,467 --> 00:19:32,427 I've been delivered. 427 00:19:45,566 --> 00:19:46,449 I've been delivered. 428 00:20:02,132 --> 00:20:03,213 Jesus Christ. 429 00:20:04,755 --> 00:20:06,016 Oh, my God. 430 00:20:06,236 --> 00:20:07,480 Oh, her face. 431 00:20:07,601 --> 00:20:10,003 Oh, my God, in the morning. 432 00:20:16,371 --> 00:20:18,155 I'm trying to get that hook for an hour. 433 00:20:18,836 --> 00:20:20,258 I am, too. 434 00:20:20,878 --> 00:20:22,883 Hey, what if they're giving you the pain? 435 00:20:23,063 --> 00:20:25,645 Is that more pain, or... 436 00:20:26,206 --> 00:20:26,746 Bitch. 437 00:20:28,051 --> 00:20:28,590 Yeah. 438 00:20:30,052 --> 00:20:31,133 Oh, yeah. 439 00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:34,399 Oh, this stuff good, good. 440 00:20:35,019 --> 00:20:36,821 This stuff Britney Spears should. 441 00:20:36,921 --> 00:20:40,307 Makes me want to get a house naked, dance around, and juggle some knives. 442 00:20:41,368 --> 00:20:43,093 Who's that Jeffrey Dahmer look-a-like? 443 00:20:44,214 --> 00:20:46,295 This is my boyfriend, Jack. 444 00:20:46,596 --> 00:20:47,660 Really nice to meet you. 445 00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:50,322 Looks like Ted Bundy to me. 446 00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,687 But that ain't none of my business. 447 00:20:55,089 --> 00:20:57,293 This old stabbed-up bitch here needs some rest. 448 00:20:57,634 --> 00:20:59,316 So y'all, get the fuck out! 449 00:20:59,516 --> 00:21:00,057 Yes, ma'am. 450 00:21:02,218 --> 00:21:03,402 Oh, not you, Sarah. 451 00:21:03,702 --> 00:21:04,142 Why? 452 00:21:04,243 --> 00:21:05,224 What did I do? 453 00:21:06,545 --> 00:21:07,689 I'm so scared. 454 00:21:09,531 --> 00:21:11,853 Oh, Toose, you should be. 455 00:21:12,433 --> 00:21:15,199 You've been stabbed nine times. 456 00:21:15,639 --> 00:21:17,360 And the killer knows where you live. 457 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:20,567 I would invite you to come stay at my place, but... 458 00:21:20,567 --> 00:21:22,831 I don't really want that kind of teacher in my house. 459 00:21:23,411 --> 00:21:26,335 For all we know, he's standing right outside that door. 460 00:21:32,283 --> 00:21:33,546 It's comforting, Sarah. 461 00:21:34,447 --> 00:21:35,849 I thought I was gonna die. 462 00:21:35,989 --> 00:21:37,410 I know, me too. 463 00:21:38,013 --> 00:21:39,514 I planned your funeral. 464 00:21:40,576 --> 00:21:41,417 What the hell? 465 00:21:41,578 --> 00:21:43,361 And I wrote your obituary. 466 00:21:43,602 --> 00:21:45,063 More like tattooed T wrote it. 467 00:21:45,203 --> 00:21:46,244 But you're still here. 468 00:21:46,244 --> 00:21:49,589 And I will never let anyone hurt you. 469 00:21:50,971 --> 00:21:51,933 Oh, dumb! 470 00:21:52,172 --> 00:21:53,255 I should've... 471 00:21:55,477 --> 00:21:56,579 Get off me! 472 00:21:58,120 --> 00:21:58,604 Help! 473 00:21:59,764 --> 00:22:01,687 This white girl here got on my shit! 474 00:22:02,108 --> 00:22:05,052 I'm a D.E.I. Oh my God, oh my God, she's fired! 475 00:22:05,292 --> 00:22:05,993 Let me go! 476 00:22:06,394 --> 00:22:07,635 No, no, I'm good, I'm good. 477 00:22:07,775 --> 00:22:07,996 Clear! 478 00:22:09,459 --> 00:22:09,939 Again! 479 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,302 Come on, white bitch, I need this job! 480 00:22:13,023 --> 00:22:14,106 It's not working! 481 00:22:14,927 --> 00:22:16,509 Oh, we're losing her! 482 00:22:22,717 --> 00:22:23,841 Oh boy. 483 00:22:24,602 --> 00:22:28,585 Look like there ain't nothing left but forks, cribs, and pork rinds. 484 00:22:29,269 --> 00:22:30,010 Dear Lord. 485 00:22:30,248 --> 00:22:30,810 Ms. Director! 486 00:22:31,290 --> 00:22:32,131 Check out the wire! 487 00:22:32,432 --> 00:22:34,276 The wire was the shit, baby. 488 00:22:34,376 --> 00:22:38,840 That's my show, Drugs, and that Idris Elba make this coochie wanna pop, pop, pop! 489 00:22:39,203 --> 00:22:43,427 Dear Lord, please accept this white bitch and... 490 00:22:43,427 --> 00:22:44,170 Oh! 491 00:22:44,511 --> 00:22:46,954 The love works in mysterious ways. 492 00:22:47,995 --> 00:22:48,915 I'm going over it. 493 00:22:49,698 --> 00:22:50,539 I choose. 494 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:53,823 I will never let anyone hurt you... 495 00:22:53,823 --> 00:22:54,204 Again. 496 00:22:58,790 --> 00:23:00,414 Oh, my bad! 497 00:23:11,729 --> 00:23:12,532 Hello? 498 00:23:13,571 --> 00:23:14,916 Hello, Sarah. 499 00:23:15,637 --> 00:23:17,037 Who is this? 500 00:23:17,658 --> 00:23:20,403 Someone who knows your little secret. 501 00:23:21,183 --> 00:23:24,408 No, no, no, I swear that wasn't a Nazi salute, okay? 502 00:23:24,547 --> 00:23:27,513 I won Prime Queen, and I was throwing my heart to the crowd! 503 00:23:27,754 --> 00:23:32,320 No, I'm talking about your family secret. 504 00:23:33,502 --> 00:23:36,386 Oh, you're the fuck who hurt my sister! 505 00:23:37,108 --> 00:23:39,330 Well, I had to get you to come back here. 506 00:23:39,650 --> 00:23:43,577 Listen, if you wanna fuck with me, asshole, then come and get me! 507 00:23:43,857 --> 00:23:44,857 With pleasure. 508 00:23:51,410 --> 00:23:52,710 Somebody help! 509 00:23:53,551 --> 00:23:55,556 Please, somebody help! 510 00:23:57,137 --> 00:23:57,677 Bitch! 511 00:23:58,899 --> 00:24:00,342 This the break room. 512 00:24:01,143 --> 00:24:02,244 We all break. 513 00:24:02,765 --> 00:24:03,366 Oh, God. 514 00:24:10,214 --> 00:24:10,958 Take that! 515 00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:16,886 Please, beat me! 516 00:24:17,166 --> 00:24:19,608 I've been saving people all day! 517 00:24:19,608 --> 00:24:26,681 So you handle yours, I'll be right over here eating my falafel and my pork rinds. 518 00:24:26,761 --> 00:24:27,662 I look like your mama? 519 00:24:30,224 --> 00:24:32,528 Time now breaks over. 520 00:24:39,118 --> 00:24:40,119 You're welcome. 521 00:24:43,284 --> 00:24:45,967 It really looks like you got hit with something hard. 522 00:24:46,250 --> 00:24:46,730 Like metal. 523 00:24:46,911 --> 00:24:48,512 I told you, I fell. 524 00:24:49,033 --> 00:24:50,534 Now where exactly are we going? 525 00:24:50,534 --> 00:24:52,118 To talk to an expert. 526 00:25:05,097 --> 00:25:05,997 Go away! 527 00:25:06,137 --> 00:25:09,522 I'm so sorry to bother you, we just wanna ask you a few questions. 528 00:25:10,363 --> 00:25:12,649 Give me one good reason why I should talk to you. 529 00:25:13,268 --> 00:25:13,809 I'm white. 530 00:25:14,170 --> 00:25:14,831 How white? 531 00:25:14,971 --> 00:25:17,035 Oh, I'm talking Candace Owens white. 532 00:25:18,376 --> 00:25:18,697 Hello. 533 00:25:18,997 --> 00:25:19,498 Take a seat. 534 00:25:19,998 --> 00:25:22,744 When you said expert, I assumed you meant more like Mildred Grass Tyson. 535 00:25:22,884 --> 00:25:23,143 Fuck. 536 00:25:23,924 --> 00:25:25,026 I'm Sarah Campbell. 537 00:25:25,526 --> 00:25:26,647 I was attacked last night. 538 00:25:26,647 --> 00:25:27,430 I think you should leave. 539 00:25:27,851 --> 00:25:30,573 I don't wanna get stabbed, and I don't like COVID, okay? 540 00:25:30,713 --> 00:25:31,435 Please, come on. 541 00:25:31,455 --> 00:25:32,397 Just two minutes. 542 00:25:32,477 --> 00:25:33,178 That's all I'm asking. 543 00:25:33,257 --> 00:25:34,099 No, no. 544 00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:35,961 I'll give you eight minutes. 545 00:25:37,405 --> 00:25:38,106 And another thing. 546 00:25:39,667 --> 00:25:41,148 Oh, I gotta tell you to go. 547 00:25:45,416 --> 00:25:46,757 Now you guys go. 548 00:25:47,159 --> 00:25:49,202 When did the work week become the woke week? 549 00:25:49,461 --> 00:25:50,643 We've got Black Friday. 550 00:25:50,724 --> 00:25:51,223 What's next? 551 00:25:51,343 --> 00:25:52,084 Mulatto Monday? 552 00:25:52,688 --> 00:25:53,808 I mean Yellow Thursday? 553 00:25:53,808 --> 00:25:54,769 Yeah. 554 00:25:54,769 --> 00:25:55,811 Come on. 555 00:25:58,675 --> 00:26:00,658 Let me get this out of the way. 556 00:26:01,118 --> 00:26:01,799 Come on. 557 00:26:03,423 --> 00:26:03,742 Oh. 558 00:26:04,123 --> 00:26:05,004 Oh, this is bad. 559 00:26:06,465 --> 00:26:06,907 Yep. 560 00:26:07,186 --> 00:26:07,750 You're good. 561 00:26:09,691 --> 00:26:11,453 You're Cindy's daughter, right? 562 00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:12,034 Yeah. 563 00:26:12,334 --> 00:26:12,597 Yeah. 564 00:26:13,077 --> 00:26:13,898 I don't know him. 565 00:26:14,078 --> 00:26:15,079 Oh, this is Jack. 566 00:26:15,580 --> 00:26:16,261 My love interest. 567 00:26:16,620 --> 00:26:18,265 No, no, no, no. 568 00:26:18,626 --> 00:26:23,793 Rule number one of surviving a horror movie is never trust the love interest. 569 00:26:24,072 --> 00:26:24,613 Look at him. 570 00:26:25,495 --> 00:26:31,464 He's got that weird, lazy eye poking one way, but he's drooling like a psychopath. 571 00:26:32,364 --> 00:26:33,768 He's got that stumped leg. 572 00:26:34,148 --> 00:26:36,391 Makes the wall walk weird and creepy. 573 00:26:36,771 --> 00:26:38,094 I don't have a stump. 574 00:26:38,335 --> 00:26:39,375 Well, that guy does. 575 00:26:39,856 --> 00:26:40,236 Oh. 576 00:26:40,677 --> 00:26:41,798 You're looking at me. 577 00:26:43,081 --> 00:26:44,363 That's your instruction, Doofy. 578 00:26:45,184 --> 00:26:45,704 Retired. 579 00:26:46,465 --> 00:26:48,649 Listen, Doofy, we could really use your help. 580 00:26:49,291 --> 00:26:49,690 No. 581 00:26:50,391 --> 00:26:51,573 I can't go back to that life. 582 00:26:51,793 --> 00:26:54,077 Plus, we're in the middle of a global pandemic. 583 00:26:54,077 --> 00:26:58,041 Okay, I hate to break it to you, but COVID has been over for, like, years. 584 00:26:58,944 --> 00:26:59,345 Really? 585 00:27:00,446 --> 00:27:00,846 Yeah. 586 00:27:03,982 --> 00:27:04,782 Damn it! 587 00:27:05,683 --> 00:27:07,106 What am I going to do about it? 588 00:27:07,225 --> 00:27:07,666 Can't be. 589 00:27:10,110 --> 00:27:10,851 Get out. 590 00:27:11,112 --> 00:27:12,593 I don't want to go see society. 591 00:27:13,194 --> 00:27:13,897 And don't come back. 592 00:27:33,323 --> 00:27:34,387 Take a look, Doofy. 593 00:27:34,848 --> 00:27:35,668 It's what he did. 594 00:27:37,350 --> 00:27:40,215 Okay, just because he showered doesn't mean that... 595 00:27:40,215 --> 00:27:41,016 Yeah, I didn't shower. 596 00:27:41,176 --> 00:27:43,057 I just take water from my mouth. 597 00:27:43,679 --> 00:27:44,322 You want some? 598 00:27:44,542 --> 00:27:45,442 No, that's okay. 599 00:27:45,722 --> 00:27:46,824 Come on, Doofy. 600 00:27:47,025 --> 00:27:47,305 Yeah. 601 00:27:47,605 --> 00:27:48,105 Do it. 602 00:27:48,325 --> 00:27:50,110 Sarah, is your give-a-wax mom coming? 603 00:27:50,331 --> 00:27:51,390 Or can we start talking about this? 604 00:27:53,854 --> 00:27:54,537 Uh... 605 00:27:55,477 --> 00:27:56,158 Hi. 606 00:27:57,379 --> 00:27:58,159 You came. 607 00:27:58,460 --> 00:28:00,104 Not in, like, 15 years, honey. 608 00:28:00,465 --> 00:28:02,027 But I did buy this. 609 00:28:02,427 --> 00:28:03,407 You rose, huh? 610 00:28:03,528 --> 00:28:04,309 Fingers crossed. 611 00:28:08,475 --> 00:28:09,155 Oh! 612 00:28:10,139 --> 00:28:10,701 Oh! 613 00:28:11,220 --> 00:28:12,802 Oh, my old friend! 614 00:28:13,282 --> 00:28:15,146 You taught me how to dance! 615 00:28:15,628 --> 00:28:18,370 How to make a high and work pie! 616 00:28:18,690 --> 00:28:20,675 Nigga, I'm writing back to you. 617 00:28:20,675 --> 00:28:21,595 Sweet! 618 00:28:21,915 --> 00:28:23,097 What's up, Sandy? 619 00:28:23,218 --> 00:28:24,258 How you doing? 620 00:28:24,478 --> 00:28:25,102 Hi, nigga. 621 00:28:26,542 --> 00:28:27,103 Shit! 622 00:28:27,384 --> 00:28:31,090 I can't believe you thought I was dead. 623 00:28:31,249 --> 00:28:38,119 Well, between cancer from the weed, smoke, your love of the McRib, and racist cops, I didn't think you had a chance. 624 00:28:38,260 --> 00:28:39,401 Yeah, that's a terrible comment. 625 00:28:40,503 --> 00:28:41,685 Hi, Sandy. 626 00:28:41,745 --> 00:28:43,407 Stop smiling at me! 627 00:28:44,808 --> 00:28:46,372 Oh, shit! 628 00:28:46,852 --> 00:28:47,413 Wildstar! 629 00:28:48,075 --> 00:28:48,635 Wildstar! 630 00:28:49,014 --> 00:28:49,576 Wildstar! 631 00:28:49,576 --> 00:28:51,759 Hey, he's intellectually disabled. 632 00:28:52,341 --> 00:28:54,242 That's just how he looks, you drunk honky. 633 00:28:54,382 --> 00:28:54,943 Hey, hey, hey! 634 00:28:55,346 --> 00:28:56,666 Don't call that white bitch a honky. 635 00:28:57,128 --> 00:28:58,089 Come on, have some respect. 636 00:28:58,349 --> 00:29:00,914 I keep seeing people smiling everywhere. 637 00:29:01,415 --> 00:29:05,038 I'm not very likable, so it must be some kind of curse. 638 00:29:05,461 --> 00:29:06,061 Hey, everybody! 639 00:29:06,962 --> 00:29:08,184 Look what I got! 640 00:29:08,384 --> 00:29:14,893 Non-branded gelatine shot made with brain alcohol and GHB, so ain't nobody sipping that, making sense of life. 641 00:29:15,153 --> 00:29:15,636 Wildstar! 642 00:29:15,876 --> 00:29:16,457 I apologize. 643 00:29:16,737 --> 00:29:17,036 Take one. 644 00:29:17,137 --> 00:29:18,459 I love being myself. 645 00:29:19,460 --> 00:29:20,883 No, no more. 646 00:29:21,064 --> 00:29:21,624 Hi, Brenda. 647 00:29:22,023 --> 00:29:24,287 Please do not call me by my government name. 648 00:29:24,388 --> 00:29:25,148 Call me Ma. 649 00:29:27,072 --> 00:29:27,552 Sandy! 650 00:29:29,834 --> 00:29:31,259 You dropped a tray. 651 00:29:31,519 --> 00:29:32,660 Oh my God, Sandy! 652 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:34,302 I haven't seen you in forever! 653 00:29:35,082 --> 00:29:36,967 Oh my God, and look at you, you look the same! 654 00:29:37,767 --> 00:29:39,109 Minus the crow's feet. 655 00:29:39,630 --> 00:29:41,394 And your hair is so dry. 656 00:29:41,674 --> 00:29:44,377 Oh, and your titties dropped so far. 657 00:29:44,657 --> 00:29:47,362 Other than that, you look the exact same. 658 00:29:47,362 --> 00:29:48,683 What have you been up to? 659 00:29:49,464 --> 00:29:54,192 Oh, you know, neglecting my children so I can barely kill Ghostfish should he ever return. 660 00:29:54,893 --> 00:29:55,733 What about you? 661 00:29:56,235 --> 00:30:01,120 Well, I've been mostly just getting high school kids drunk in a desperate attempt to stay young and keep my kids at home. 662 00:30:01,463 --> 00:30:02,924 I always knew you'd be a great mom. 663 00:30:03,064 --> 00:30:04,046 Oh, Sandy. 664 00:30:04,687 --> 00:30:05,467 Should we hug? 665 00:30:05,567 --> 00:30:09,414 Oh, I really want to, but I'm a Republican now, so I'm supposed to be racist. 666 00:30:09,614 --> 00:30:11,999 Oh, girl, I think all white people are racist anyway. 667 00:30:12,178 --> 00:30:12,680 Come here. 668 00:30:12,759 --> 00:30:13,139 Okay. 669 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:14,281 Oh. 670 00:30:15,561 --> 00:30:16,605 Do you want to be shot? 671 00:30:17,066 --> 00:30:17,886 Oh, yes, yes. 672 00:30:18,287 --> 00:30:25,257 You know, Ma, this place could be so cool if you had, like, a beer pong table over there, maybe, like, a snack wall. 673 00:30:25,497 --> 00:30:26,278 What do you know about cool? 674 00:30:26,457 --> 00:30:28,562 When I was your age, I was popping bottles with Puffy. 675 00:30:28,863 --> 00:30:31,222 Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, Diddy. 676 00:30:31,273 --> 00:30:32,279 All the Seans. 677 00:30:33,338 --> 00:30:34,360 That didn't end as well. 678 00:30:34,561 --> 00:30:36,602 Your mama was the freak in the freak house. 679 00:30:37,846 --> 00:30:39,548 You want to see something cool? 680 00:30:40,229 --> 00:30:41,249 I'm gonna show you something cool. 681 00:30:49,302 --> 00:30:50,364 God, that's cool. 682 00:30:50,684 --> 00:30:51,505 What are you doing? 683 00:30:51,805 --> 00:30:52,248 What? 684 00:30:52,568 --> 00:30:53,789 No, not like that. 685 00:30:56,559 --> 00:31:00,807 I don't know why you're acting so scared the gun is even not loaded. 686 00:31:02,548 --> 00:31:04,001 Shit ! Man ! 687 00:31:05,206 --> 00:31:06,266 I did it again. 688 00:31:11,875 --> 00:31:14,620 That was fun. 689 00:31:20,308 --> 00:31:21,709 You know what? 690 00:31:22,049 --> 00:31:25,155 I used to put cocaine in my hula and travel all the time. 691 00:31:26,357 --> 00:31:26,796 Yeah. 692 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,782 All right, let's get back to the plot. 693 00:31:38,406 --> 00:31:39,867 I'm looking at you, Ted Bundy. 694 00:31:40,007 --> 00:31:41,409 I'm looking like a school shooter. 695 00:31:41,649 --> 00:31:42,550 I think you're the killer. 696 00:31:42,910 --> 00:31:43,313 Oh, me? 697 00:31:43,493 --> 00:31:45,695 Okay, what about Deputy Doofy over there? 698 00:31:45,976 --> 00:31:46,935 I don't have a motive. 699 00:31:47,377 --> 00:31:48,100 Yeah, what's my motive? 700 00:31:48,541 --> 00:31:50,362 You were the killer in the first movie. 701 00:31:51,043 --> 00:31:52,103 Shouldn't you be locked up? 702 00:31:52,183 --> 00:31:53,648 No, I got pardoned. 703 00:31:53,687 --> 00:31:56,792 Mostly because of the storming the Capitol, you know. 704 00:31:57,031 --> 00:31:57,231 Oh. 705 00:31:57,511 --> 00:31:58,132 I got proof. 706 00:31:58,815 --> 00:31:59,356 It's me. 707 00:31:59,795 --> 00:32:00,797 And it's framed. 708 00:32:01,198 --> 00:32:01,959 That's a cool hit. 709 00:32:02,238 --> 00:32:04,364 What about Jess? 710 00:32:05,164 --> 00:32:05,804 What about me? 711 00:32:05,985 --> 00:32:08,830 If anybody here has issues that could lead to murder. 712 00:32:09,150 --> 00:32:10,071 Okay, okay. 713 00:32:10,211 --> 00:32:12,274 Trans shaming is not cool, okay? 714 00:32:12,634 --> 00:32:13,818 Then he's just a dude. 715 00:32:13,918 --> 00:32:14,097 Yeah. 716 00:32:14,238 --> 00:32:17,301 Finest stuff for body strength and the dick part. 717 00:32:17,561 --> 00:32:19,486 Hey, you don't know what I got down here, okay? 718 00:32:19,807 --> 00:32:20,406 I do. 719 00:32:21,428 --> 00:32:27,736 Listen, what we know so far is everyone who's been attacked is related to the original characters. 720 00:32:27,736 --> 00:32:29,180 He wants to kill the kid. 721 00:32:30,101 --> 00:32:32,344 He's making a reboot, a quote. 722 00:32:33,304 --> 00:32:33,947 A what now? 723 00:32:34,027 --> 00:32:35,849 Yeah, it's like a reboot and a sequel. 724 00:32:36,189 --> 00:32:41,493 Mixes legacy characters with new characters in an attempt to feed into bullshit nostalgia, 725 00:32:41,493 --> 00:32:42,998 and bring more fans to the theaters. 726 00:32:43,098 --> 00:32:44,983 Just like last year's I Know What You Did Last Summer. 727 00:32:47,476 --> 00:32:48,035 That's a movie? 728 00:32:48,336 --> 00:32:49,540 What did I do last summer? 729 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,063 I think you're talking about the summer I turned pretty. 730 00:32:52,202 --> 00:32:52,403 Yeah. 731 00:32:52,563 --> 00:32:54,307 Ray, when did you get here? 732 00:32:54,588 --> 00:32:55,148 I walked in here. 733 00:32:55,208 --> 00:32:56,329 I was just hanging out by the men's room. 734 00:32:57,430 --> 00:32:57,711 Oh. 735 00:32:58,011 --> 00:32:58,331 Mom? 736 00:32:58,892 --> 00:33:03,719 Okay, so that means that our killer is writing his own version of horror movie. 737 00:33:04,019 --> 00:33:08,285 Okay, so according to the reboot he called Rooms, who's the killer? 738 00:33:09,650 --> 00:33:11,451 I think it's pretty obvious. 739 00:33:14,516 --> 00:33:15,097 Who? 740 00:33:15,838 --> 00:33:16,799 You, bitch. 741 00:33:17,099 --> 00:33:17,460 Me? 742 00:33:18,021 --> 00:33:19,604 Guys, I am not the killer. 743 00:33:19,945 --> 00:33:22,608 Ghostface attacked Tuesday to lure me back here. 744 00:33:22,848 --> 00:33:28,075 I think he attacked Tuesday to get you back here so he could get me back here. 745 00:33:28,516 --> 00:33:30,379 He wants to kill the OGs. 746 00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:31,721 That was a flex. 747 00:33:31,981 --> 00:33:32,922 Yeah, that sounds weird. 748 00:33:33,163 --> 00:33:34,704 Oh, fuck it! 749 00:33:34,987 --> 00:33:36,708 And fuck you, mother! 750 00:33:37,429 --> 00:33:38,930 Dude, you're the mother? 751 00:33:38,990 --> 00:33:39,512 Hey! 752 00:33:39,811 --> 00:33:41,375 Don't be so disrespectful! 753 00:33:42,817 --> 00:33:44,078 And call me mom! 754 00:33:44,459 --> 00:33:45,081 Or mommy! 755 00:33:45,562 --> 00:33:46,903 Or whatever's more comfortable! 756 00:34:05,189 --> 00:34:06,072 Oh, God. 757 00:34:07,854 --> 00:34:08,775 Talk to me! 758 00:34:08,996 --> 00:34:10,316 Hello, Sheriff. 759 00:34:11,079 --> 00:34:11,920 Agent Underwood? 760 00:34:12,481 --> 00:34:13,803 I'll give you one hint. 761 00:34:14,422 --> 00:34:16,167 What's your favorite scary movie? 762 00:34:16,767 --> 00:34:18,470 Well, I'm gonna go with Saltburn. 763 00:34:18,990 --> 00:34:21,455 I mean, the member on that English guy was terrifying. 764 00:34:21,974 --> 00:34:26,242 And Ken Jeong's junk in The Hangover was a much better depiction of the male anatomy. 765 00:34:27,102 --> 00:34:28,384 Now, what do you want, fuckface? 766 00:34:28,625 --> 00:34:33,632 Well, I'm just calling to tell you that by the time you get home, I'll have gutted your baby girl. 767 00:34:34,613 --> 00:34:35,754 Hey, asshole. 768 00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:37,257 She's a boy! 769 00:35:02,205 --> 00:35:04,307 Looking for this? 770 00:35:05,628 --> 00:35:06,772 Let me help you. 771 00:35:07,731 --> 00:35:09,935 I got your baby dick! 772 00:35:09,935 --> 00:35:11,759 Winky, winky, winky, winky. 773 00:35:20,589 --> 00:35:21,794 All right. 774 00:35:21,954 --> 00:35:22,854 Here we go. 775 00:35:23,575 --> 00:35:24,857 What do you want, fuckface? 776 00:35:25,498 --> 00:35:28,422 Like father, like son. 777 00:35:29,404 --> 00:35:31,586 I understand you're all about that. 778 00:35:31,808 --> 00:35:37,717 Well, dad's out, but the cool guy, the gardener, and the plumber are all here, asshole. 779 00:35:38,397 --> 00:35:39,378 Look out your window. 780 00:35:44,486 --> 00:35:47,472 No, but they're the backbone of the American workforce. 781 00:35:48,392 --> 00:35:49,974 I'm not too white to do those jobs. 782 00:35:50,435 --> 00:35:51,676 Let's cut to the chase. 783 00:35:52,138 --> 00:35:53,719 I'll ask you one question. 784 00:35:54,420 --> 00:35:56,743 If you answer correctly, you live. 785 00:35:57,466 --> 00:36:00,710 Who was the killer in horror movie? 786 00:36:01,229 --> 00:36:02,393 Oh, that was easy. 787 00:36:02,594 --> 00:36:07,441 It was Bobby and then K-Ray, the guy who was totally into dudes, even though he claimed he wasn't. 788 00:36:07,701 --> 00:36:09,323 Classic 2000s homophobia. 789 00:36:09,983 --> 00:36:11,105 But I got you, bitch. 790 00:36:11,105 --> 00:36:11,966 Wrong. 791 00:36:12,306 --> 00:36:14,290 You forgot Special Officer Doofy. 792 00:36:14,670 --> 00:36:16,193 Now, you die. 793 00:36:24,826 --> 00:36:26,348 Oh, fuck that! 794 00:36:28,271 --> 00:36:30,614 You should probably answer that. 795 00:36:30,814 --> 00:36:33,779 I can literally see you trying to steal my package. 796 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,162 Oh, shit. 797 00:36:36,882 --> 00:36:38,546 That was easy. 798 00:36:41,610 --> 00:36:44,035 Uh, someone wore snakes. 799 00:36:44,373 --> 00:36:44,855 Let's go, Puff. 800 00:36:48,070 --> 00:36:48,831 Wait a sec. 801 00:36:49,152 --> 00:36:49,511 Careful. 802 00:36:49,972 --> 00:36:51,214 Nobody's talking about any killer. 803 00:36:52,475 --> 00:36:56,261 You are not allowed to identify as gay. 804 00:36:58,185 --> 00:36:59,006 I look... 805 00:37:00,567 --> 00:37:01,249 You... 806 00:37:01,249 --> 00:37:02,129 ...stare like... 807 00:37:02,610 --> 00:37:03,714 ...a girl. 808 00:37:11,214 --> 00:37:12,654 Come on, girls. 809 00:37:12,855 --> 00:37:16,681 Our new play shows will have a ghost-faced camera collection bundle. 810 00:37:16,681 --> 00:37:19,246 This is Kiki West for OnlyFans Rapid News. 811 00:37:19,346 --> 00:37:19,926 Rapid News? 812 00:37:20,026 --> 00:37:21,068 You mean Baffet News. 813 00:37:21,268 --> 00:37:22,509 You don't even have a cameraman. 814 00:37:25,575 --> 00:37:26,616 Excuse me. 815 00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:29,802 Oh, my. 816 00:37:30,181 --> 00:37:30,702 You're... 817 00:37:30,702 --> 00:37:31,403 Yes, yes. 818 00:37:31,744 --> 00:37:35,990 Three-time Emmy nominee for Outstanding Achievement in Sensational Reporting. 819 00:37:36,130 --> 00:37:40,396 I was gonna say the lady from Friends, but shorter, because Botox. 820 00:37:40,596 --> 00:37:42,600 Oh, is that what you were gonna say? 821 00:37:43,019 --> 00:37:44,944 You seriously don't know who I am? 822 00:37:45,224 --> 00:37:46,345 Baby girl, I am... 823 00:37:46,345 --> 00:37:47,106 Gayle Swallows. 824 00:37:48,588 --> 00:37:49,331 Gayle Stork. 825 00:37:49,451 --> 00:37:49,811 Gayle, here. 826 00:37:50,112 --> 00:37:51,272 Get the hell out of my way. 827 00:37:56,780 --> 00:37:57,261 Doofus. 828 00:37:57,802 --> 00:37:59,345 Hey, Gayle. 829 00:38:01,247 --> 00:38:02,689 You have an age to death. 830 00:38:03,369 --> 00:38:04,593 You better fucking believe me. 831 00:38:04,713 --> 00:38:05,733 That's just my requirement. 832 00:38:05,753 --> 00:38:07,056 Yeah, your fingers felt like genitals. 833 00:38:07,256 --> 00:38:09,380 What are you doing in that ridiculous uniform? 834 00:38:09,900 --> 00:38:11,642 Oh, I'm back on the case. 835 00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:13,464 Yeah, I'm gonna bust Gayle's face. 836 00:38:13,824 --> 00:38:15,108 Well, um... 837 00:38:15,108 --> 00:38:17,391 Tell me, Special Needs Officer Doofy. 838 00:38:17,971 --> 00:38:18,451 Um... 839 00:38:19,372 --> 00:38:23,699 Are there any suspects in this tragic yet completely predictable incident? 840 00:38:23,839 --> 00:38:25,263 I do not know what to say. 841 00:38:25,523 --> 00:38:27,045 No, no, I don't know. 842 00:38:27,285 --> 00:38:28,046 Yes, you can. 843 00:38:28,146 --> 00:38:28,906 I do not... 844 00:38:28,906 --> 00:38:29,427 Yeah, um... 845 00:38:30,030 --> 00:38:30,811 Tell me what you want. 846 00:38:31,090 --> 00:38:32,353 I don't want to die here. 847 00:38:32,453 --> 00:38:32,693 Waffle. 848 00:38:34,355 --> 00:38:38,462 Hey, remember when you used to give blowjobs to presentative information? 849 00:38:39,122 --> 00:38:41,285 I don't give blowjobs anymore, okay? 850 00:38:41,406 --> 00:38:42,307 Not since Me Too. 851 00:38:42,548 --> 00:38:43,629 Okay, sorry. 852 00:38:44,129 --> 00:38:46,433 I give handjobs now, but the story better be good. 853 00:38:46,653 --> 00:38:47,615 Okay, I'll give you a handjob. 854 00:38:47,675 --> 00:38:48,115 Let's do it. 855 00:38:48,216 --> 00:38:48,796 Let's do it. 856 00:39:00,355 --> 00:39:01,036 What the? 857 00:39:10,087 --> 00:39:11,211 I'm gonna get you. 858 00:39:11,390 --> 00:39:11,889 I'll come right back. 859 00:39:11,971 --> 00:39:12,432 I'm gonna get you. 860 00:39:12,492 --> 00:39:12,691 Where? 861 00:39:12,912 --> 00:39:14,373 You got my outfit, you little critter. 862 00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:19,581 Ain't it mean to be little? 863 00:39:22,727 --> 00:39:24,008 Fuck yeah, shit. 864 00:39:34,645 --> 00:39:36,017 Hello, Shorty. 865 00:39:36,879 --> 00:39:39,542 You do know that smoking is bad for you. 866 00:39:40,181 --> 00:39:41,745 Actually, weed ain't bad for you. 867 00:39:42,246 --> 00:39:44,288 You got vitamin T, C, and H. 868 00:39:44,828 --> 00:39:46,292 C, B, and D. 869 00:39:47,033 --> 00:39:48,194 What's the matter, Shorty? 870 00:39:48,575 --> 00:39:50,857 You look a little antsy. 871 00:39:50,857 --> 00:39:56,247 Maybe because there's a masked serial killer sipping tea in my den. 872 00:39:56,628 --> 00:39:57,728 Shorty, you're my nigga. 873 00:39:58,169 --> 00:39:59,110 I mean friend. 874 00:39:59,390 --> 00:40:00,351 Please, sing. 875 00:40:00,652 --> 00:40:01,112 All right. 876 00:40:04,929 --> 00:40:06,412 Do you want to quit smoking? 877 00:40:07,052 --> 00:40:12,300 Well, to be honest, I tried to quit, but my mother said I ain't raising no quitters. 878 00:40:13,161 --> 00:40:14,182 So I quit quitting. 879 00:40:14,462 --> 00:40:15,723 We can try it now, sis. 880 00:40:16,304 --> 00:40:20,490 Bro, I don't care how many pocket watches you try and wave in front of my face. 881 00:40:20,791 --> 00:40:21,935 It ain't gonna work, son. 882 00:40:21,935 --> 00:40:23,976 You can't magnetize me. 883 00:40:24,217 --> 00:40:24,737 Sleep. 884 00:40:28,664 --> 00:40:29,184 Shorty. 885 00:40:31,709 --> 00:40:32,410 What's up? 886 00:40:33,030 --> 00:40:35,474 Tell me about your mother. 887 00:40:36,937 --> 00:40:37,577 Damn, nigga. 888 00:40:38,098 --> 00:40:40,980 Let's start with something light, like do you lick ass? 889 00:40:41,141 --> 00:40:41,661 Yes or no? 890 00:40:42,165 --> 00:40:42,986 The answer's yes. 891 00:40:43,866 --> 00:40:46,469 So what happened to her, Shorty? 892 00:40:49,313 --> 00:40:50,235 She's coming home. 893 00:40:51,916 --> 00:40:53,640 Her car was parked to the side of the road. 894 00:40:54,642 --> 00:40:55,804 Someone was in it. 895 00:40:57,327 --> 00:40:58,508 And something bad was happening. 896 00:41:02,685 --> 00:41:04,326 Why did you call anyone? 897 00:41:04,907 --> 00:41:07,048 I had warrants. 898 00:41:07,431 --> 00:41:08,313 You were 11? 899 00:41:09,033 --> 00:41:10,275 I started young, nigga. 900 00:41:12,156 --> 00:41:14,381 What do you see? 901 00:41:18,508 --> 00:41:21,871 I see a big explosion of water. 902 00:41:23,895 --> 00:41:25,618 It looks like a civil rights hoax. 903 00:41:29,864 --> 00:41:31,645 Police said it was a murder-suicide. 904 00:41:33,109 --> 00:41:34,410 She killed that man. 905 00:41:34,871 --> 00:41:38,157 When they opened the car door, his limp body just slid out. 906 00:41:41,850 --> 00:41:43,955 Like the green nigga in shape of water. 907 00:41:45,036 --> 00:41:46,598 I just didn't want it to be real. 908 00:41:46,798 --> 00:41:48,502 What don't you want to be real? 909 00:41:49,923 --> 00:41:51,545 That my mother was a squirter. 910 00:41:52,426 --> 00:41:54,330 Okay, she was a squirter. 911 00:41:54,730 --> 00:41:56,852 All the floors in her bedroom was warped. 912 00:41:57,313 --> 00:41:58,276 I can't move. 913 00:41:58,857 --> 00:41:59,697 You're paralyzed. 914 00:42:00,999 --> 00:42:01,881 Now... 915 00:42:02,581 --> 00:42:04,325 Sink into the chair. 916 00:42:04,585 --> 00:42:05,226 What the- Wait! 917 00:42:05,465 --> 00:42:05,906 Sink! 918 00:42:11,804 --> 00:42:16,185 Idiot ! 919 00:42:22,904 --> 00:42:28,286 I went into the wrong hole again! 920 00:42:28,991 --> 00:42:31,994 No! You're in a clay pot hole. 921 00:42:45,795 --> 00:42:47,417 Whoa, shit, girl! 922 00:43:02,346 --> 00:43:03,600 You're about to be sprayed. 923 00:43:43,449 --> 00:43:44,581 That dream was wild. 924 00:43:44,581 --> 00:43:46,624 That must have been Elon Musk. 925 00:43:52,573 --> 00:43:54,074 Oh, shit ! son ! 926 00:44:02,116 --> 00:44:04,389 Thursday? 927 00:44:08,076 --> 00:44:08,857 Bobby? 928 00:44:11,472 --> 00:44:16,749 Bobby, what the- She's gonna die. 929 00:44:16,749 --> 00:44:17,990 Our daughter, Sarah? 930 00:44:18,311 --> 00:44:19,612 You're probably right. 931 00:44:19,772 --> 00:44:22,437 She's tough, but let's see her get stabbed in the cut. 932 00:44:22,718 --> 00:44:23,939 I'm gonna die. 933 00:44:24,359 --> 00:44:25,883 Bobby, you're already dead. 934 00:44:26,704 --> 00:44:30,288 This hallucination is a manifestation of my own guilt for being an awful mom. 935 00:44:30,650 --> 00:44:32,652 Or it could be the shrooms I just popped. 936 00:44:34,214 --> 00:44:35,595 You're gonna die! 937 00:44:36,259 --> 00:44:38,681 Bitch, you ain't killing me. 938 00:44:44,768 --> 00:44:46,033 You're gonna die. 939 00:44:48,214 --> 00:44:49,256 Stop smiling! 940 00:44:49,657 --> 00:44:50,257 I can't. 941 00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:51,600 Buttocks. 942 00:44:51,801 --> 00:44:52,162 Hey! 943 00:44:53,142 --> 00:44:55,023 This is the mental ward. 944 00:44:55,525 --> 00:44:56,708 Everyone smiles in here. 945 00:44:57,989 --> 00:45:02,257 Oh, um, could you point me in the direction of the ICU? 946 00:45:02,756 --> 00:45:04,058 Is it that way or that way? 947 00:45:04,579 --> 00:45:05,820 Uh, visiting hours are over. 948 00:45:06,140 --> 00:45:07,083 Oh, yes, of course. 949 00:45:09,066 --> 00:45:13,492 The network wants me to clarify that Black Friday has nothing to do with race. 950 00:45:13,492 --> 00:45:15,962 Well, just tell that to my Black friend, Benita, 951 00:45:15,962 --> 00:45:19,334 who's probably clocking someone over there in the store as we speak. 952 00:45:19,533 --> 00:45:20,142 Right, Benita? 953 00:45:36,385 --> 00:45:39,189 Man, you ain't Micah. 954 00:45:39,651 --> 00:45:41,031 Micah got that Jerry curl. 955 00:45:41,473 --> 00:45:42,356 What is that, son? 956 00:45:42,656 --> 00:45:43,456 Is that Gillette? 957 00:45:43,456 --> 00:45:46,699 See, people think it's Gillette, but it's actually Sharpie. 958 00:45:46,820 --> 00:45:48,284 Boy, your hair look like fondue. 959 00:45:48,543 --> 00:45:49,164 It's dirty. 960 00:45:49,565 --> 00:45:50,406 Micah's got a monkey. 961 00:45:50,746 --> 00:45:51,547 I got a llama. 962 00:45:53,291 --> 00:45:54,251 Fuck, Micah. 963 00:45:54,392 --> 00:45:56,013 You can't dance, boy. 964 00:45:56,274 --> 00:45:56,955 I'll be practicing. 965 00:46:04,307 --> 00:46:05,949 I can moonwalk. 966 00:46:08,973 --> 00:46:10,676 And is this Ninadaba? 967 00:46:13,501 --> 00:46:13,880 Ow. 968 00:46:16,024 --> 00:46:16,945 Jermaine. 969 00:46:19,349 --> 00:46:21,192 Coming Juneteenth. 970 00:46:21,611 --> 00:46:22,855 Only on Tubi. 971 00:46:25,958 --> 00:46:27,419 I'm a bootleg, that shit. 972 00:46:29,724 --> 00:46:30,185 Hello? 973 00:46:32,287 --> 00:46:33,090 Fuck this. 974 00:46:38,298 --> 00:46:39,418 I'm gonna miss you all. 975 00:46:39,418 --> 00:46:46,609 Oh, hell no. 976 00:47:01,050 --> 00:47:03,835 Jack, did Sarah tell you to come? 977 00:47:04,136 --> 00:47:04,976 Oh, yeah. 978 00:47:05,837 --> 00:47:06,839 That's why I'm here. 979 00:47:07,358 --> 00:47:10,384 Not to murder you or anything like that. 980 00:47:10,503 --> 00:47:11,525 Then why are you wearing gloves? 981 00:47:12,867 --> 00:47:18,034 Would you believe I am thinking about dressing up as OJ Simpson for Halloween? 982 00:47:18,477 --> 00:47:19,097 But those fit. 983 00:47:19,097 --> 00:47:21,059 Look out! 984 00:47:22,101 --> 00:47:22,781 Yeah, cool, bro. 985 00:47:22,841 --> 00:47:23,845 You almost did a fade. 986 00:47:24,165 --> 00:47:25,266 I mean, no. 987 00:47:25,586 --> 00:47:25,946 Bitch. 988 00:47:41,829 --> 00:47:44,414 I'm gonna gut you like a pig. 989 00:47:49,142 --> 00:47:49,561 God. 990 00:47:54,890 --> 00:47:57,734 That is so true. 991 00:48:08,038 --> 00:48:11,804 Wait until I stick my knife in them. 992 00:48:18,412 --> 00:48:20,277 I'm crying over here. 993 00:48:20,877 --> 00:48:22,019 I gotta go. 994 00:48:22,179 --> 00:48:22,700 Be brave. 995 00:48:23,201 --> 00:48:23,540 I'm gonna kill me. 996 00:48:23,620 --> 00:48:24,261 Be yourself. 997 00:48:24,624 --> 00:48:25,244 I gotta go. 998 00:48:25,244 --> 00:48:26,826 I'm gonna get my purse. 999 00:48:28,828 --> 00:48:30,171 Oh, oh shit. 1000 00:48:30,512 --> 00:48:31,714 You're really gonna kill me. 1001 00:48:52,975 --> 00:48:54,255 No one was there, huh? 1002 00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:58,962 I'm gonna turn you into bacon. 1003 00:49:12,874 --> 00:49:13,194 Excuse me. 1004 00:49:13,454 --> 00:49:14,016 I'm a ranger. 1005 00:49:14,475 --> 00:49:15,216 Step aside. 1006 00:49:15,519 --> 00:49:19,663 Do you feel like doing it? 1007 00:49:20,446 --> 00:49:21,026 Move. 1008 00:49:22,508 --> 00:49:24,110 Sorry, son of a bitch. 1009 00:49:25,391 --> 00:49:26,014 What the? 1010 00:49:26,174 --> 00:49:29,637 My psycho mother said always keep a strip. 1011 00:49:31,382 --> 00:49:31,962 Go. 1012 00:49:31,962 --> 00:49:32,442 You! 1013 00:49:32,763 --> 00:49:34,145 Let go of me, you mother... 1014 00:49:34,145 --> 00:49:35,106 I'll take you home with me. 1015 00:49:35,266 --> 00:49:35,788 Ow! 1016 00:49:36,329 --> 00:49:37,390 The pain! 1017 00:49:37,871 --> 00:49:38,532 The agony! 1018 00:49:39,112 --> 00:49:41,476 Sarah, if I don't make it... 1019 00:49:41,476 --> 00:49:43,840 Seriously, can you stop trying to win an Oscar? 1020 00:49:43,979 --> 00:49:45,781 It's a horror movie, it'll never happen! 1021 00:49:46,424 --> 00:49:47,565 Ask Demi Moore. 1022 00:49:48,727 --> 00:49:48,986 No! 1023 00:49:49,387 --> 00:49:49,528 No! 1024 00:49:49,907 --> 00:49:50,208 No! 1025 00:49:55,795 --> 00:49:57,020 What the fuck? 1026 00:49:57,739 --> 00:49:59,803 Let me see it all by myself. 1027 00:50:01,907 --> 00:50:03,148 Me and you now, ghosty. 1028 00:50:03,909 --> 00:50:04,170 Who? 1029 00:50:05,771 --> 00:50:07,315 And that's you and me. 1030 00:50:07,914 --> 00:50:09,157 You and me. 1031 00:50:16,448 --> 00:50:17,129 Die. 1032 00:50:19,611 --> 00:50:20,292 Die. 1033 00:50:21,133 --> 00:50:21,576 Die. 1034 00:50:21,576 --> 00:50:25,980 I smell my finger. 1035 00:50:27,324 --> 00:50:30,167 What the fuck was that? 1036 00:50:30,747 --> 00:50:32,912 My ass. 1037 00:50:33,191 --> 00:50:35,215 Fuck your ass, horse. 1038 00:50:37,619 --> 00:50:39,261 That's my ass. 1039 00:50:39,621 --> 00:50:41,482 Any last words? 1040 00:50:42,446 --> 00:50:44,008 I go poopy. 1041 00:50:47,894 --> 00:50:50,036 Oh, hell no. 1042 00:50:50,257 --> 00:50:51,677 I ain't cleaning up that shit. 1043 00:50:52,241 --> 00:50:53,122 I'm on break. 1044 00:50:53,342 --> 00:50:53,942 Come on. 1045 00:50:54,183 --> 00:50:55,824 I ain't killing nothing here. 1046 00:50:56,686 --> 00:50:57,409 What'd you say? 1047 00:50:59,271 --> 00:51:00,652 Yo, what's up, chat? 1048 00:51:00,852 --> 00:51:01,852 It's your boy, Shorty. 1049 00:51:01,892 --> 00:51:02,255 That's right. 1050 00:51:02,356 --> 00:51:03,616 It's another Halloween-a-thon. 1051 00:51:03,937 --> 00:51:09,245 And that's another day of me getting paid mad money for doing absolutely nothing. 1052 00:51:09,545 --> 00:51:11,286 Why you stupid motherfucking watchers? 1053 00:51:12,168 --> 00:51:13,292 Hey, they call me dumb. 1054 00:51:13,612 --> 00:51:15,935 I want to give a smooth shout-out to my sponsor. 1055 00:51:17,377 --> 00:51:19,600 Angry Orchard Hard Silo. 1056 00:51:21,062 --> 00:51:23,025 They got mad apples, huh? 1057 00:51:25,188 --> 00:51:25,509 No! 1058 00:51:26,589 --> 00:51:27,190 Please! 1059 00:51:27,853 --> 00:51:29,414 We're marketing genius. 1060 00:51:29,715 --> 00:51:32,760 It won't be a Halloween-a-thon without an adult guest. 1061 00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,241 He's a legend in the streaming game. 1062 00:51:34,361 --> 00:51:37,004 Give it up for Kyle Smith! 1063 00:51:46,048 --> 00:51:47,149 Let's get serious. 1064 00:51:47,350 --> 00:51:48,313 What brings you here, chat? 1065 00:51:49,333 --> 00:51:50,856 You dropped something on me in the movie. 1066 00:51:51,457 --> 00:51:52,157 I've been calling you. 1067 00:51:52,237 --> 00:51:52,960 You ghosted me. 1068 00:51:53,841 --> 00:51:57,144 Bro, I thought that was one of my crazy-ass baby mamas. 1069 00:51:57,384 --> 00:51:58,468 That's my bad. 1070 00:51:58,589 --> 00:52:02,191 Speaking of ghosting, somebody will start here. 1071 00:52:03,415 --> 00:52:03,695 Hello? 1072 00:52:04,076 --> 00:52:06,139 What's your favorite scary movie? 1073 00:52:19,439 --> 00:52:20,940 We're breaking in in there, son! 1074 00:52:21,461 --> 00:52:22,361 What's up, my guy? 1075 00:52:22,561 --> 00:52:24,246 Got some Angry Orchard Hard Silo. 1076 00:52:24,266 --> 00:52:26,849 They got mad apples. 1077 00:52:27,369 --> 00:52:27,869 Oh! 1078 00:52:30,033 --> 00:52:36,323 I'm about to do my favorite thing. 1079 00:52:37,244 --> 00:52:39,228 Spin the wheel! 1080 00:52:40,589 --> 00:52:41,671 Here we go again! 1081 00:52:42,551 --> 00:52:46,357 We gonna go back there with these noodles, and we gonna smack the fuck out you! 1082 00:52:46,357 --> 00:52:47,699 Come here, you gotta guess who did it. 1083 00:52:47,778 --> 00:52:49,042 That doesn't even make sense. 1084 00:52:49,623 --> 00:52:50,884 This is a dumb game. 1085 00:52:55,390 --> 00:52:56,933 God damn it! 1086 00:53:08,389 --> 00:53:12,395 You just killed Kassanet on the chair. 1087 00:53:13,937 --> 00:53:15,501 We're making history, son! 1088 00:53:16,462 --> 00:53:17,804 Money, money, money! 1089 00:53:37,863 --> 00:53:38,623 I know. 1090 00:53:43,111 --> 00:53:44,894 It's about time you guys got here. 1091 00:53:46,395 --> 00:53:47,317 Now you're gonna get it. 1092 00:53:52,886 --> 00:53:54,326 So that's our suspect. 1093 00:53:54,887 --> 00:53:56,590 Goes by the name, Shorthand. 1094 00:53:57,112 --> 00:54:01,018 Was the handyman that House reputed to be haunted in 2001. 1095 00:54:02,659 --> 00:54:03,901 Is there anything you're not telling me? 1096 00:54:04,341 --> 00:54:05,465 That your wife hates you. 1097 00:54:06,106 --> 00:54:07,707 You believe that Earth is flat. 1098 00:54:07,988 --> 00:54:09,008 And you voted for Trump. 1099 00:54:09,849 --> 00:54:10,432 Great times. 1100 00:54:10,532 --> 00:54:12,093 No words possible for the woman. 1101 00:54:13,756 --> 00:54:17,141 I believe Shorthand is the notorious Ghostface. 1102 00:54:19,183 --> 00:54:20,085 What that mouth do? 1103 00:54:21,548 --> 00:54:22,549 Just enough. 1104 00:54:23,290 --> 00:54:24,871 You did look pretty sketchy. 1105 00:54:28,498 --> 00:54:29,999 I got the wrong guy. 1106 00:54:30,942 --> 00:54:32,383 And you know that because you're sick? 1107 00:54:32,863 --> 00:54:33,204 No. 1108 00:54:33,745 --> 00:54:34,946 Says so on the arrest warrant. 1109 00:54:36,831 --> 00:54:37,891 I don't know. 1110 00:54:38,812 --> 00:54:39,693 That guy's black. 1111 00:54:40,053 --> 00:54:41,198 He's kinda... 1112 00:54:41,198 --> 00:54:42,058 not that black. 1113 00:54:42,678 --> 00:54:44,000 Like Gravy Brown. 1114 00:54:47,185 --> 00:54:48,987 Hit him with your strong hand. 1115 00:54:50,951 --> 00:54:51,833 Arrest him anyways. 1116 00:54:54,255 --> 00:54:56,159 Turn off your body cams! 1117 00:54:58,241 --> 00:54:59,122 Welcome back. 1118 00:54:59,302 --> 00:55:00,724 Doc, I'm begging you. 1119 00:55:00,924 --> 00:55:02,168 You gotta help me look younger. 1120 00:55:02,408 --> 00:55:03,950 These little bitches are killing me out there. 1121 00:55:04,050 --> 00:55:06,854 They're wearing nothing but a sausage casing and a ring light. 1122 00:55:07,055 --> 00:55:11,702 Trust me with this withered, decrepit, age-ravaged body. 1123 00:55:12,223 --> 00:55:13,444 And I will make you whole. 1124 00:55:14,065 --> 00:55:15,987 Well, you know there's a White Lady special coming right up. 1125 00:55:16,186 --> 00:55:16,609 Thanks. 1126 00:55:16,909 --> 00:55:19,353 I'm gonna play a quick video on the ins and outs of the procedure. 1127 00:55:19,353 --> 00:55:20,693 And then we'll get started. 1128 00:55:24,069 --> 00:55:27,054 Do you wish you weren't so old and saggy? 1129 00:55:28,135 --> 00:55:29,337 Do you wish you were younger? 1130 00:55:30,318 --> 00:55:30,838 Sexier? 1131 00:55:31,499 --> 00:55:32,222 Fuckable again? 1132 00:55:32,982 --> 00:55:34,304 One single injection. 1133 00:55:34,724 --> 00:55:35,986 Unlocks your DNA. 1134 00:55:36,307 --> 00:55:38,230 Creating a new, better you. 1135 00:55:39,952 --> 00:55:40,553 This... 1136 00:55:40,553 --> 00:55:41,916 Is the stuff. 1137 00:55:43,457 --> 00:55:47,184 Doc, this isn't that When it Pouch Throw crap that makes you smell like a vag. 1138 00:55:47,245 --> 00:55:47,604 Is it? 1139 00:55:51,648 --> 00:55:52,963 I like it. 1140 00:55:55,676 --> 00:55:56,416 Oh! 1141 00:55:57,759 --> 00:55:58,499 Oh! 1142 00:56:08,875 --> 00:56:10,617 Wow, that's a lot of stuff. 1143 00:56:12,301 --> 00:56:13,842 Ooh, a mask on a mask. 1144 00:56:14,743 --> 00:56:16,046 Safety first, thank God. 1145 00:56:16,906 --> 00:56:17,589 Oh! 1146 00:56:17,589 --> 00:56:17,709 Oh! 1147 00:56:17,830 --> 00:56:19,690 Oh, no! 1148 00:56:21,372 --> 00:56:23,197 I'm not his second son! 1149 00:56:23,397 --> 00:56:25,820 I'm gonna love him and accept myself as I am! 1150 00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:27,161 Ah! 1151 00:56:29,305 --> 00:56:30,447 Fuck you. 1152 00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:29,224 Oops. 1153 00:57:29,224 --> 00:57:30,405 Wrong movie. 1154 00:57:32,367 --> 00:57:34,092 You were thinking it. 1155 00:57:34,132 --> 00:57:34,833 What are you saying? 1156 00:57:36,474 --> 00:57:38,415 White chicks to my ass. 1157 00:57:46,609 --> 00:57:47,849 Hey, Sarah. 1158 00:57:49,413 --> 00:57:50,214 Tuesday. 1159 00:57:50,574 --> 00:57:52,757 I tried to visit you. 1160 00:57:53,077 --> 00:57:55,142 I am sorry for everything. 1161 00:57:55,802 --> 00:57:57,104 Especially your name. 1162 00:57:57,685 --> 00:57:58,885 It was Taco Tuesday. 1163 00:57:58,885 --> 00:58:00,190 I was super drunk. 1164 00:58:00,309 --> 00:58:03,071 But I promise you I will kill this motherfucker. 1165 00:58:03,693 --> 00:58:04,053 It's fine. 1166 00:58:04,175 --> 00:58:06,117 I'm going to take you to the car. 1167 00:58:06,598 --> 00:58:08,680 I'm going to take you to the car. 1168 00:58:08,801 --> 00:58:09,140 Oh, I got you. 1169 00:58:10,544 --> 00:58:13,527 I'm taking Tues away from all of this. 1170 00:58:14,851 --> 00:58:15,731 I'm taking Tues away from all of this. 1171 00:58:16,672 --> 00:58:17,915 I tried to run too. 1172 00:58:17,915 --> 00:58:18,274 I tried to run too. 1173 00:58:18,474 --> 00:58:20,399 But it follows. 1174 00:58:21,340 --> 00:58:24,043 Now you're probably expecting a flashback to that movie. 1175 00:58:24,142 --> 00:58:25,306 But it's too obscure. 1176 00:58:25,467 --> 00:58:26,327 Yeah, and a probably. 1177 00:58:26,327 --> 00:58:31,154 Do you have sex with someone, give them an STD, and then they haunt them in the form of their naked grandma? 1178 00:58:31,314 --> 00:58:32,836 It's like an STD biopic. 1179 00:58:33,097 --> 00:58:34,881 The killer is taunting me. 1180 00:58:35,101 --> 00:58:36,422 Why doesn't he just kill us? 1181 00:58:36,783 --> 00:58:37,743 Uh, speak for yourself. 1182 00:58:38,204 --> 00:58:39,505 Like, what are you waiting for? 1183 00:58:39,808 --> 00:58:41,069 Oh, no, no, no, sweetie. 1184 00:58:41,228 --> 00:58:42,310 Sweetie, it's like this. 1185 00:58:44,072 --> 00:58:46,476 What are you waiting for, huh? 1186 00:58:55,451 --> 00:58:57,072 I wish you weren't my mother. 1187 00:58:57,072 --> 00:58:58,675 What are you waiting for? 1188 00:58:59,635 --> 00:59:00,338 Wait, honey. 1189 00:59:06,766 --> 00:59:07,567 You sure about this? 1190 00:59:07,788 --> 00:59:08,169 Yeah. 1191 00:59:08,789 --> 00:59:09,690 Keep saying it. 1192 00:59:31,584 --> 00:59:32,804 So, what's up? 1193 00:59:32,844 --> 00:59:33,966 You got that Candyman? 1194 00:59:34,867 --> 00:59:37,171 I got weed gummies. 1195 00:59:37,752 --> 00:59:38,233 Candies. 1196 00:59:38,313 --> 00:59:38,533 Yeah. 1197 00:59:39,114 --> 00:59:39,693 Shroom Chops. 1198 00:59:39,894 --> 00:59:40,375 Awesome. 1199 00:59:40,817 --> 00:59:42,840 And what takes you so long to show up? 1200 00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:43,901 Come on, Clarence. 1201 00:59:43,981 --> 00:59:46,105 I called you five times, nigga. 1202 00:59:46,325 --> 00:59:47,306 Show up in three. 1203 00:59:47,466 --> 00:59:49,108 You ain't even call me on the phone. 1204 00:59:49,708 --> 00:59:52,714 Luckily, I was walking by and heard y'all through the hole in this wall. 1205 00:59:53,035 --> 00:59:53,836 Fix that shit. 1206 00:59:53,975 --> 00:59:55,096 You shut your ass up. 1207 00:59:55,437 --> 00:59:58,643 You need to go to a proctologist and get your skin looked at. 1208 00:59:58,783 --> 01:00:01,748 Having acne over the age of 40 is wild work. 1209 01:00:02,049 --> 01:00:03,150 I look better than this nigga. 1210 01:00:03,369 --> 01:00:04,190 Maybe on this side. 1211 01:00:04,230 --> 01:00:05,251 Hey, ain't no time for beating. 1212 01:00:05,331 --> 01:00:06,715 We about to be high as fuck. 1213 01:00:06,895 --> 01:00:08,057 We gon' party, son. 1214 01:00:12,424 --> 01:00:13,304 Watch your face, y'all. 1215 01:00:13,704 --> 01:00:14,867 Watch up with your face. 1216 01:00:15,306 --> 01:00:15,867 That's right. 1217 01:00:16,067 --> 01:00:16,590 Right there. 1218 01:00:17,591 --> 01:00:18,231 Hey. 1219 01:00:18,912 --> 01:00:19,533 I love it. 1220 01:00:19,613 --> 01:00:20,373 Come in there. 1221 01:00:20,794 --> 01:00:21,818 What's in this? 1222 01:00:22,258 --> 01:00:24,421 You send yourself a sex tip? 1223 01:00:24,841 --> 01:00:25,122 Ah. 1224 01:00:25,922 --> 01:00:26,302 Wait. 1225 01:00:26,625 --> 01:00:27,406 You seen Gai? 1226 01:00:27,406 --> 01:00:30,229 I-I-I can't find her since she went to that protest. 1227 01:00:30,789 --> 01:00:31,090 No. 1228 01:00:33,273 --> 01:00:37,200 Red, let me guess, you are Woody from Toy Story? 1229 01:00:37,501 --> 01:00:38,782 Nah, Brenda, that's a gag. 1230 01:00:39,603 --> 01:00:41,645 Jake Gyllenhaal from Brokeback Mountain. 1231 01:00:42,628 --> 01:00:45,251 I wish I knew how to quit you, but I can't. 1232 01:00:46,995 --> 01:00:48,516 You lied, Mommy! 1233 01:00:49,337 --> 01:00:49,858 Hey, Brenda. 1234 01:00:50,278 --> 01:00:50,519 Huh? 1235 01:00:51,038 --> 01:00:52,943 Have you seen my big old bag of candy? 1236 01:00:53,423 --> 01:00:56,006 It had chocolates, gummies, lollipops. 1237 01:00:56,627 --> 01:00:57,530 It's gone missing. 1238 01:00:57,630 --> 01:00:58,230 No, no, no. 1239 01:00:58,390 --> 01:00:59,012 It's not missing. 1240 01:00:59,112 --> 01:01:00,534 I passed it out to the trick-or-treaters. 1241 01:01:00,534 --> 01:01:03,538 Brenda, that's my stash. 1242 01:02:11,828 --> 01:02:14,153 Why is she looking at me? 1243 01:02:16,275 --> 01:02:18,256 I'm a little distraught of you. 1244 01:02:18,700 --> 01:02:20,801 I'm fearful of you. 1245 01:02:20,801 --> 01:02:22,944 It's all about picking holes in the wall. 1246 01:02:22,984 --> 01:02:24,207 Get a real talk, yeah. 1247 01:02:25,469 --> 01:02:26,910 Make that ass jump. 1248 01:02:27,590 --> 01:02:27,931 Uh-huh. 1249 01:02:28,152 --> 01:02:28,734 Make that ass jump. 1250 01:02:28,734 --> 01:02:30,135 Uh-huh. 1251 01:02:30,215 --> 01:02:31,677 You better make that ass jump. 1252 01:02:31,878 --> 01:02:33,922 My niggas keep swinging on my slide. 1253 01:02:34,022 --> 01:02:36,385 Got to jam these ass out while I'm talking. 1254 01:02:36,664 --> 01:02:41,051 Hey, do you know how many baby seals die from microplastics? 1255 01:02:50,345 --> 01:02:51,627 Yeah, that's a cop's face. 1256 01:02:51,627 --> 01:02:57,295 Oh, my God. 1257 01:02:57,656 --> 01:02:58,596 He stabbed her. 1258 01:02:58,916 --> 01:02:59,579 Not her. 1259 01:03:00,181 --> 01:03:01,521 My pronouns are they, them. 1260 01:03:01,842 --> 01:03:03,022 He stabbed them. 1261 01:03:03,223 --> 01:03:04,025 I'm over 40. 1262 01:03:04,286 --> 01:03:06,168 How am I supposed to keep up with all of this? 1263 01:03:06,589 --> 01:03:07,430 She's not wrong. 1264 01:03:07,711 --> 01:03:12,878 It's Karen's like you that keep the patriarchy going with their knees on our necks. 1265 01:03:12,998 --> 01:03:15,202 Now they're playing the race card? 1266 01:03:15,702 --> 01:03:16,924 I've had enough of her shit. 1267 01:03:17,044 --> 01:03:18,105 That shit, bitch. 1268 01:03:20,769 --> 01:03:24,656 And to be clear, my real name is Karen. 1269 01:03:25,397 --> 01:03:26,137 Oh, shit. 1270 01:03:26,298 --> 01:03:27,159 This is too good. 1271 01:03:27,279 --> 01:03:28,500 Ignore the insults. 1272 01:03:28,921 --> 01:03:31,145 They don't realize we're here to help them. 1273 01:03:31,506 --> 01:03:35,872 Toxic masculinity and mansplaining doesn't help anybody. 1274 01:03:36,052 --> 01:03:37,734 I was born masculine and toxic. 1275 01:03:38,375 --> 01:03:39,758 I love women in sports. 1276 01:03:40,119 --> 01:03:41,320 Just not together. 1277 01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:42,141 Come here, bitch. 1278 01:03:43,383 --> 01:03:44,223 I got her. 1279 01:03:44,543 --> 01:03:44,966 Me next. 1280 01:03:45,066 --> 01:03:46,267 I ain't ready for this. 1281 01:03:46,467 --> 01:03:47,088 Check it out, girl. 1282 01:03:47,168 --> 01:03:47,689 Me next. 1283 01:03:48,089 --> 01:03:48,310 Move. 1284 01:03:49,010 --> 01:03:50,014 So wild. 1285 01:03:50,014 --> 01:03:53,117 Oh, my God. 1286 01:03:53,697 --> 01:03:55,461 I'm going mad as hell. 1287 01:04:01,130 --> 01:04:02,410 What's up, Nadia? 1288 01:04:03,091 --> 01:04:04,072 Can I ask you something? 1289 01:04:05,236 --> 01:04:05,837 Yeah, sure. 1290 01:04:07,478 --> 01:04:10,964 It's about, you know, how to go down on a girl. 1291 01:04:11,905 --> 01:04:13,047 It's about eating pussy? 1292 01:04:13,908 --> 01:04:14,307 Yes. 1293 01:04:14,728 --> 01:04:16,052 It's so cringe, but yeah. 1294 01:04:16,332 --> 01:04:20,338 So maybe if you start talking like a 14-year-old white girl, you could learn something. 1295 01:04:20,959 --> 01:04:21,299 All right. 1296 01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:22,100 So listen up. 1297 01:04:22,420 --> 01:04:24,763 First thing you got to do, you got to spread the man. 1298 01:04:24,823 --> 01:04:25,726 You got to open it up. 1299 01:04:26,066 --> 01:04:27,147 And you want to use your fingers. 1300 01:04:27,588 --> 01:04:28,829 Sometimes you can use two. 1301 01:04:29,190 --> 01:04:30,553 Two fingers like that there. 1302 01:04:30,854 --> 01:04:31,073 Yeah? 1303 01:04:31,555 --> 01:04:35,801 Now, once you get it all in there, now you got to use your tongue. 1304 01:04:36,201 --> 01:04:37,262 You can't be afraid of it. 1305 01:04:40,989 --> 01:04:41,989 Lean into it. 1306 01:04:42,530 --> 01:04:43,030 No, no, no. 1307 01:04:43,050 --> 01:04:43,931 You're doing it too fast. 1308 01:04:44,152 --> 01:04:44,812 No, no, no. 1309 01:04:45,856 --> 01:04:46,217 Listen. 1310 01:04:46,857 --> 01:04:47,597 You got to be gentle. 1311 01:04:47,657 --> 01:04:48,358 You got to talk to her. 1312 01:04:48,358 --> 01:04:50,179 Hello, little guy. 1313 01:04:50,580 --> 01:04:51,483 How you doing? 1314 01:04:53,026 --> 01:04:53,345 Boom. 1315 01:04:53,946 --> 01:04:55,308 It's like boom in the blunt. 1316 01:04:55,788 --> 01:05:01,999 All you got to do, nephew, is hit that shit. 1317 01:05:03,340 --> 01:05:04,101 Got it? 1318 01:05:04,422 --> 01:05:04,743 Mm-hmm. 1319 01:05:04,862 --> 01:05:05,523 Right now. 1320 01:05:06,226 --> 01:05:08,989 If you want to learn to lick ass, that's your mama. 1321 01:05:11,213 --> 01:05:13,896 Oh, you feel so good. 1322 01:05:14,797 --> 01:05:17,121 Oh, oh, oh, yeah. 1323 01:05:17,121 --> 01:05:20,164 Well, I want to try something. 1324 01:05:20,725 --> 01:05:22,869 I thought you said you'd never let me peck you. 1325 01:05:23,069 --> 01:05:23,290 What? 1326 01:05:23,450 --> 01:05:23,670 No. 1327 01:05:24,892 --> 01:05:25,411 Relax. 1328 01:05:26,415 --> 01:05:27,457 I just want to taste you. 1329 01:05:30,100 --> 01:05:30,619 Okay. 1330 01:05:32,983 --> 01:05:34,025 Dinner time. 1331 01:05:34,947 --> 01:05:35,506 Oh, yeah. 1332 01:05:35,707 --> 01:05:36,570 Come here, baby. 1333 01:05:39,954 --> 01:05:40,474 Careful. 1334 01:05:40,914 --> 01:05:41,978 You might get gangster. 1335 01:05:42,378 --> 01:05:45,242 Oh, it is gangster. 1336 01:05:45,242 --> 01:05:46,202 Okay. 1337 01:05:46,502 --> 01:05:46,805 Stop. 1338 01:05:46,885 --> 01:05:47,325 You're so hot. 1339 01:05:47,386 --> 01:05:48,246 You want some more? 1340 01:05:48,687 --> 01:05:49,047 Yeah. 1341 01:05:51,832 --> 01:05:53,313 No, no, no, no. 1342 01:05:53,995 --> 01:05:55,836 You feel so much better. 1343 01:05:57,741 --> 01:05:59,443 Get back in there. 1344 01:05:59,743 --> 01:05:59,884 Yeah. 1345 01:06:00,244 --> 01:06:00,843 Lick it. 1346 01:06:01,224 --> 01:06:01,565 Yeah. 1347 01:06:02,368 --> 01:06:03,408 Lick it hard. 1348 01:06:04,410 --> 01:06:05,371 Finish her. 1349 01:06:07,255 --> 01:06:09,778 Oh, my God. 1350 01:06:09,778 --> 01:06:12,943 Oh, my God. 1351 01:06:13,124 --> 01:06:14,345 Just like rolling in blood. 1352 01:06:15,827 --> 01:06:16,547 Oh, my God. 1353 01:06:16,647 --> 01:06:16,987 It's me. 1354 01:06:18,352 --> 01:06:19,432 Oh, Jesus. 1355 01:06:20,314 --> 01:06:20,854 Oh. 1356 01:06:21,895 --> 01:06:22,437 Ow. 1357 01:06:25,420 --> 01:06:26,521 What the fuck? 1358 01:06:26,862 --> 01:06:27,342 Hey, there. 1359 01:06:27,926 --> 01:06:29,327 We're here to tell you about Halloween party. 1360 01:06:30,088 --> 01:06:31,408 You didn't know, did you? 1361 01:06:31,649 --> 01:06:36,937 We're going to drink, play bad music, do some half-gay shit, watch us half-gay. 1362 01:06:37,377 --> 01:06:38,401 Can I help you? 1363 01:06:38,401 --> 01:06:40,383 If you just invite us in. 1364 01:06:40,984 --> 01:06:42,225 Why do you need an invitation? 1365 01:06:42,787 --> 01:06:46,891 White folks show up to parties uninvited all the time with their little nasty-ass casseroles. 1366 01:06:47,052 --> 01:06:47,734 Glad as shit. 1367 01:06:47,835 --> 01:06:49,136 Y'all better stop using some loud. 1368 01:06:49,777 --> 01:06:52,059 And why she got them dirty-ass feet? 1369 01:06:52,119 --> 01:06:54,363 Look like you was walking around porn sets all day. 1370 01:06:54,584 --> 01:06:55,846 Got them trailer-block toes. 1371 01:06:56,826 --> 01:06:57,307 Jesus! 1372 01:06:57,608 --> 01:06:58,991 I think you're in the wrong place. 1373 01:06:59,511 --> 01:07:00,112 Y'all playing? 1374 01:07:01,093 --> 01:07:01,454 No. 1375 01:07:02,114 --> 01:07:04,598 We believe in music and equality. 1376 01:07:05,379 --> 01:07:06,200 How about we show y'all? 1377 01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:07,281 It's okay now. 1378 01:07:08,586 --> 01:07:10,326 We're moving on up. 1379 01:07:11,248 --> 01:07:13,633 To the east side. 1380 01:07:14,554 --> 01:07:16,636 To a deluxe apartment. 1381 01:07:17,135 --> 01:07:18,017 In the sky. 1382 01:07:19,101 --> 01:07:20,882 We're moving on up. 1383 01:07:21,143 --> 01:07:22,804 De-gentrified De-genesis. 1384 01:07:23,184 --> 01:07:25,649 Weezy's rolling around in her grave right now. 1385 01:07:25,649 --> 01:07:27,872 Can't do this to the Black National Anthem. 1386 01:07:35,624 --> 01:07:36,065 Boo! 1387 01:07:37,046 --> 01:07:37,485 Boo! 1388 01:07:37,485 --> 01:07:38,107 Look at you suck! 1389 01:07:38,247 --> 01:07:38,950 Boo your ass! 1390 01:07:39,791 --> 01:07:41,712 Get your ass out of here! 1391 01:07:42,334 --> 01:07:45,960 Why don't y'all just go to one of those frat parties where they drink until they black out, 1392 01:07:45,960 --> 01:07:47,162 and wake up with their booties hurting. 1393 01:07:47,601 --> 01:07:50,325 Not knowing what someone in a cowboy hat did to their head. 1394 01:07:50,546 --> 01:07:50,686 What? 1395 01:07:52,048 --> 01:07:52,489 Okay. 1396 01:07:52,868 --> 01:07:54,673 Well, we will leave you guys alone. 1397 01:07:54,793 --> 01:07:58,116 But we're going to walk real slow just in case y'all change your minds. 1398 01:08:00,801 --> 01:08:02,003 Change your minds yet? 1399 01:08:02,042 --> 01:08:02,323 No! 1400 01:08:02,524 --> 01:08:03,344 Hell no! 1401 01:08:04,267 --> 01:08:05,048 How about now? 1402 01:08:05,288 --> 01:08:05,989 Hell no! 1403 01:08:06,149 --> 01:08:06,349 No! 1404 01:08:07,071 --> 01:08:07,350 Yes? 1405 01:08:07,451 --> 01:08:08,030 Hell no! 1406 01:08:08,291 --> 01:08:09,254 Please walk it! 1407 01:08:09,335 --> 01:08:10,076 Now get it! 1408 01:08:10,176 --> 01:08:10,695 Let's go, let's go. 1409 01:08:10,796 --> 01:08:11,396 Come on! 1410 01:08:11,476 --> 01:08:12,578 My folks are getting weary. 1411 01:08:16,003 --> 01:08:18,426 Guys, I think I saw an open window over here. 1412 01:08:18,747 --> 01:08:19,650 That window's closed. 1413 01:08:19,930 --> 01:08:20,590 Not for long. 1414 01:08:21,452 --> 01:08:21,892 Hello! 1415 01:08:25,037 --> 01:08:25,298 Boo! 1416 01:08:27,480 --> 01:08:28,001 Wicked. 1417 01:08:29,141 --> 01:08:30,024 Fucking idiots. 1418 01:08:35,653 --> 01:08:36,093 Hey! 1419 01:08:38,555 --> 01:08:38,996 Tuesday! 1420 01:08:39,799 --> 01:08:41,401 You came back! 1421 01:08:41,521 --> 01:08:42,762 Yeah, I just left my inhaler. 1422 01:08:43,503 --> 01:08:46,468 Honestly, Tuesday, I thought inhalers were the worst plot device in every history. 1423 01:08:46,669 --> 01:08:47,189 That's true. 1424 01:08:47,369 --> 01:08:48,030 Should have been a fake. 1425 01:08:48,311 --> 01:08:50,856 But we're here now, so let's make the most of it. 1426 01:08:50,976 --> 01:08:52,377 And wear them white clothes! 1427 01:08:57,795 --> 01:08:58,235 Sarah? 1428 01:08:58,855 --> 01:08:59,336 Hello. 1429 01:08:59,898 --> 01:09:02,261 Get your sister and get out of there right now. 1430 01:09:02,562 --> 01:09:03,082 Okay, hon? 1431 01:09:03,403 --> 01:09:04,804 I am a grown-ass woman. 1432 01:09:05,167 --> 01:09:08,090 Mother, I don't have to do anything you tell me to do. 1433 01:09:08,109 --> 01:09:10,635 That's the house where your psychopath killed those people. 1434 01:09:11,115 --> 01:09:12,436 Someone wanted to get him there. 1435 01:09:13,157 --> 01:09:16,903 Which means someone wants to get me there. 1436 01:09:17,244 --> 01:09:19,325 Oh my God, this isn't about you! 1437 01:09:19,566 --> 01:09:20,449 Why are you yelling? 1438 01:09:20,650 --> 01:09:22,912 Because you live so fucking far away! 1439 01:09:23,793 --> 01:09:26,077 Wait, hold on, are you tracking my phone? 1440 01:09:26,478 --> 01:09:27,919 Shh, you're breaking up. 1441 01:09:27,919 --> 01:09:29,160 Yeah, shh. 1442 01:09:34,527 --> 01:09:36,452 Happy birthday! 1443 01:09:43,620 --> 01:09:44,443 What the fuck? 1444 01:09:44,983 --> 01:09:45,584 No! 1445 01:09:46,748 --> 01:09:47,968 I'm sorry! 1446 01:09:48,730 --> 01:09:50,491 I thought I was supposed to smoke it! 1447 01:09:50,491 --> 01:09:52,696 Oh shit. 1448 01:09:54,378 --> 01:09:54,817 Seriously? 1449 01:09:57,823 --> 01:09:59,265 With the 12 years of slave shit? 1450 01:09:59,506 --> 01:10:00,566 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1451 01:10:00,686 --> 01:10:01,950 I didn't see that movie, okay? 1452 01:10:02,550 --> 01:10:03,952 I just found this thing in the shed. 1453 01:10:04,393 --> 01:10:04,713 Jeez. 1454 01:10:11,123 --> 01:10:12,265 Come on, bro. 1455 01:10:12,945 --> 01:10:14,027 That's even worse. 1456 01:10:15,628 --> 01:10:17,072 I didn't mean it that way. 1457 01:10:17,591 --> 01:10:19,215 Some of my best victims are black. 1458 01:10:22,719 --> 01:10:25,924 And another brother falls victim to gun violence. 1459 01:10:26,526 --> 01:10:28,608 Turns out race is still an issue. 1460 01:10:29,109 --> 01:10:29,950 That's not fair. 1461 01:10:30,369 --> 01:10:32,475 You know black guys usually die first in horror movies. 1462 01:10:37,161 --> 01:10:39,925 Please give a whole new meaning to dead by daylight. 1463 01:10:43,590 --> 01:10:44,171 Goofy. 1464 01:10:45,472 --> 01:10:46,393 Goofy ass. 1465 01:10:47,737 --> 01:10:48,237 Oh! 1466 01:10:51,341 --> 01:10:52,344 Hello, shorty. 1467 01:10:52,564 --> 01:10:53,064 Woohoo! 1468 01:10:53,785 --> 01:10:54,586 Get him, get him! 1469 01:10:55,227 --> 01:10:56,228 Ha, ha, ha! 1470 01:10:56,428 --> 01:10:57,772 Got ya, Goofy ass! 1471 01:10:57,952 --> 01:10:59,333 You're about to be eyes. 1472 01:10:59,935 --> 01:11:00,214 Oh! 1473 01:11:10,330 --> 01:11:11,910 Why you running backwards, huh? 1474 01:11:12,011 --> 01:11:13,454 Oh no, it's not me. 1475 01:11:13,694 --> 01:11:14,296 Something's wrong. 1476 01:11:14,296 --> 01:11:16,177 Ben, your remote is upside down. 1477 01:11:18,383 --> 01:11:19,783 Game on, bitch. 1478 01:11:27,395 --> 01:11:28,598 Black lives matter. 1479 01:11:28,776 --> 01:11:29,878 Not you, shorty. 1480 01:11:30,239 --> 01:11:31,200 Oh my, I need you. 1481 01:11:31,200 --> 01:11:32,523 Whoa, what's going on? 1482 01:11:32,603 --> 01:11:33,023 Oh, Jack. 1483 01:11:33,465 --> 01:11:35,066 Oh, thank God you're here. 1484 01:11:35,166 --> 01:11:35,807 Where were you? 1485 01:11:36,148 --> 01:11:37,751 Gooseface was just here. 1486 01:11:37,951 --> 01:11:40,354 I was outside getting some fresh air. 1487 01:11:40,574 --> 01:11:40,954 Stop. 1488 01:11:41,955 --> 01:11:44,399 One of you is the killer. 1489 01:11:45,542 --> 01:11:45,741 No. 1490 01:11:46,922 --> 01:11:48,667 Why do you have blood on your hands? 1491 01:11:50,769 --> 01:11:52,833 I found Brad outside. 1492 01:11:53,314 --> 01:11:54,213 She's the killer! 1493 01:11:54,574 --> 01:11:56,617 I am not the killer. 1494 01:11:56,856 --> 01:11:58,541 I'm not even sex positive. 1495 01:11:58,862 --> 01:11:59,642 I'm a virgin. 1496 01:12:00,242 --> 01:12:00,804 No way. 1497 01:12:01,164 --> 01:12:02,566 You're being like every dude in Woodsville. 1498 01:12:03,068 --> 01:12:03,889 Fuck you. 1499 01:12:06,191 --> 01:12:07,833 The butt doesn't count. 1500 01:12:12,980 --> 01:12:15,806 Welcome to act three, bitches. 1501 01:12:17,628 --> 01:12:18,190 What? 1502 01:12:19,651 --> 01:12:21,114 What does that even mean? 1503 01:12:22,334 --> 01:12:24,440 It's when the shit goes down. 1504 01:12:25,059 --> 01:12:25,260 Oh. 1505 01:12:25,680 --> 01:12:28,586 I still don't really know what she means, but I think we should run! 1506 01:12:42,664 --> 01:12:43,225 Wait! 1507 01:12:47,332 --> 01:12:47,892 Linda! 1508 01:12:48,452 --> 01:12:49,837 I think it might've been a shooter. 1509 01:12:50,296 --> 01:12:51,418 It's a lie. 1510 01:12:51,798 --> 01:12:53,540 I've learned it on video games. 1511 01:12:53,842 --> 01:12:56,005 Not the liquor or lack of parental supervision. 1512 01:12:56,465 --> 01:12:57,307 You're gonna need this. 1513 01:12:57,647 --> 01:12:59,591 Do you have one bigger and black? 1514 01:13:00,032 --> 01:13:01,433 A rotten egg. 1515 01:13:03,194 --> 01:13:04,738 Hey, who are you? 1516 01:13:04,879 --> 01:13:05,498 John Wick? 1517 01:13:05,879 --> 01:13:08,161 I would've said ballerina, but nobody saw that shit. 1518 01:13:08,842 --> 01:13:09,846 Let's do this. 1519 01:13:10,306 --> 01:13:11,067 Oh, okay. 1520 01:13:11,928 --> 01:13:12,409 No! 1521 01:13:15,794 --> 01:13:16,555 Tell me! 1522 01:13:17,255 --> 01:13:18,497 I'm definitely not pregnant. 1523 01:13:18,617 --> 01:13:19,320 I can't believe it. 1524 01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:20,422 What do you think? 1525 01:13:21,522 --> 01:13:23,484 I think Drake lost to Kendrick. 1526 01:13:23,644 --> 01:13:25,068 I still like Drake. 1527 01:13:25,289 --> 01:13:26,629 But what was up with that love shoot? 1528 01:13:26,710 --> 01:13:28,351 That's such a bitch ass move. 1529 01:13:28,571 --> 01:13:30,296 About this situation. 1530 01:13:30,956 --> 01:13:32,779 Oh, that's definitely a trap. 1531 01:13:32,979 --> 01:13:34,380 She don't know where we are depending on that. 1532 01:13:35,943 --> 01:13:36,665 Look out! 1533 01:13:42,802 --> 01:13:44,315 I'm not gonna make it! 1534 01:13:44,354 --> 01:13:44,958 I doubt it. 1535 01:13:44,978 --> 01:13:45,959 Oh, God, Cindy! 1536 01:13:47,340 --> 01:13:48,901 Oh, my bitch! 1537 01:13:49,042 --> 01:13:50,365 I'm not dead yet! 1538 01:13:51,026 --> 01:13:52,147 Oh, my bad. 1539 01:13:52,428 --> 01:13:52,588 I'm sorry. 1540 01:13:52,769 --> 01:13:54,089 Now you go back in there. 1541 01:13:55,133 --> 01:13:55,914 Finish it. 1542 01:13:56,493 --> 01:13:57,475 For me, Cindy. 1543 01:13:57,796 --> 01:13:59,237 I would do anything for you, Brenda. 1544 01:14:06,719 --> 01:14:07,800 She bought it! 1545 01:14:08,021 --> 01:14:09,422 That don't catch up trick. 1546 01:14:09,602 --> 01:14:10,445 It don't fail. 1547 01:14:10,785 --> 01:14:11,646 That bitch is crazy. 1548 01:14:11,806 --> 01:14:13,969 She thought I was taking my black ass back in there. 1549 01:14:14,670 --> 01:14:16,013 I'm gonna kill you! 1550 01:14:18,395 --> 01:14:19,757 Attention all children! 1551 01:14:20,460 --> 01:14:23,383 You have five seconds to show yourselves! 1552 01:14:37,123 --> 01:14:38,466 Tweet, bitch! 1553 01:14:39,167 --> 01:14:41,110 You shot my favorite ball! 1554 01:14:41,631 --> 01:14:43,152 Go back to your old damn plan! 1555 01:14:44,013 --> 01:14:44,354 Don't! 1556 01:14:54,128 --> 01:14:55,649 Hello, Cindy. 1557 01:14:56,793 --> 01:14:57,433 Hello. 1558 01:14:58,254 --> 01:15:02,261 Looks like you forgot the first rule of surviving a horror movie. 1559 01:15:02,540 --> 01:15:04,423 Never answer that door. 1560 01:15:05,804 --> 01:15:08,991 I thought the first rule was never to trust the level trust. 1561 01:15:10,672 --> 01:15:11,275 Oh, really? 1562 01:15:11,755 --> 01:15:13,096 Well, I'm changing rules. 1563 01:15:13,197 --> 01:15:13,777 How about that? 1564 01:15:14,779 --> 01:15:15,599 New rule. 1565 01:15:16,482 --> 01:15:17,863 Go fuck yourself. 1566 01:15:18,384 --> 01:15:18,885 Wait, wait. 1567 01:15:20,566 --> 01:15:23,091 Why do you hate closets so much? 1568 01:15:23,251 --> 01:15:24,753 I told you to come out. 1569 01:15:24,914 --> 01:15:26,778 Yeah, well, I didn't want to get shot. 1570 01:15:27,017 --> 01:15:28,078 Ironic, isn't it? 1571 01:15:29,080 --> 01:15:30,101 You missed me. 1572 01:15:31,362 --> 01:15:33,025 Oh, God, it moves me. 1573 01:15:33,506 --> 01:15:34,027 It's in trouble. 1574 01:15:35,849 --> 01:15:37,112 You think you're John Wick? 1575 01:15:37,393 --> 01:15:38,634 I'm like a future dog. 1576 01:15:38,634 --> 01:15:41,036 What are you doing? 1577 01:15:43,381 --> 01:15:45,542 Mr. Todd, it's just a metaphor. 1578 01:15:46,104 --> 01:15:47,889 It was about losing his wife. 1579 01:15:48,008 --> 01:15:49,169 Are you sure it's not an allegory? 1580 01:15:59,845 --> 01:16:01,426 Let us begin. 1581 01:16:11,020 --> 01:16:11,841 Come on. 1582 01:16:21,816 --> 01:16:23,980 Oh, that stunt girl is good. 1583 01:16:58,853 --> 01:17:04,800 Eat a dick. 1584 01:17:15,335 --> 01:17:16,437 Shoot him, Sarah. 1585 01:17:16,818 --> 01:17:17,418 End this. 1586 01:17:17,618 --> 01:17:18,942 Don't tell me what to do. 1587 01:17:19,182 --> 01:17:25,771 This isn't the best time to resolve our mommy-daughter issues, but, Sarah, I am so sorry. 1588 01:17:25,951 --> 01:17:27,332 I have been a terrible mother. 1589 01:17:27,914 --> 01:17:30,117 I don't even know your sister Wednesday. 1590 01:17:30,519 --> 01:17:30,899 Tuesday. 1591 01:17:31,380 --> 01:17:33,984 Have to clarify that for legal reasons. 1592 01:17:34,505 --> 01:17:36,026 But I prepared you for this. 1593 01:17:36,387 --> 01:17:37,808 So go on, baby. 1594 01:17:38,288 --> 01:17:39,472 You kill him. 1595 01:17:39,872 --> 01:17:40,393 Sarah! 1596 01:17:41,013 --> 01:17:41,434 Jack! 1597 01:17:41,555 --> 01:17:41,855 Sarah! 1598 01:17:42,276 --> 01:17:42,795 Jack! 1599 01:17:42,996 --> 01:17:43,376 Sarah! 1600 01:17:43,557 --> 01:17:43,939 Jack! 1601 01:17:44,339 --> 01:17:44,800 Sarah! 1602 01:17:45,059 --> 01:17:45,540 Jack! 1603 01:17:45,701 --> 01:17:46,041 Sarah! 1604 01:17:46,201 --> 01:17:46,482 Jack! 1605 01:17:46,662 --> 01:17:46,942 Sarah! 1606 01:17:47,183 --> 01:17:47,482 Sarah! 1607 01:17:47,482 --> 01:17:47,582 Sarah! 1608 01:17:47,582 --> 01:17:47,702 Sarah! 1609 01:17:47,702 --> 01:17:50,287 Thank God you're okay, because I really wanted to be the one to kill you! 1610 01:17:51,128 --> 01:17:52,330 I won't take it, baby. 1611 01:17:52,629 --> 01:17:53,351 Oh, oh! 1612 01:17:54,154 --> 01:17:56,236 Bee, I told you it was about me. 1613 01:17:56,536 --> 01:17:57,997 No, Sarah. 1614 01:17:59,582 --> 01:18:00,783 You were just a bait. 1615 01:18:01,564 --> 01:18:02,626 It's about her. 1616 01:18:03,665 --> 01:18:04,129 Fuck! 1617 01:18:04,349 --> 01:18:05,389 Oh, sorry, honey. 1618 01:18:05,589 --> 01:18:06,631 I hate being right. 1619 01:18:07,372 --> 01:18:08,733 You should have listened to Doofy. 1620 01:18:09,656 --> 01:18:10,998 A bit twist. 1621 01:18:11,699 --> 01:18:13,961 It just seems too obvious, you know? 1622 01:18:14,103 --> 01:18:16,445 Which makes you think it is not obvious. 1623 01:18:16,566 --> 01:18:17,206 Same page, honey. 1624 01:18:17,327 --> 01:18:19,672 Yeah, well, that's the twist! 1625 01:18:20,252 --> 01:18:20,972 Now get in the kitchen. 1626 01:18:21,273 --> 01:18:21,473 Go! 1627 01:18:21,473 --> 01:18:22,554 What the hell are you doing? 1628 01:18:23,114 --> 01:18:24,478 Okay, listen up! 1629 01:18:25,579 --> 01:18:29,926 See, there hasn't been a great horror movie since the first one. 1630 01:18:30,467 --> 01:18:31,728 We're going to save the franchise. 1631 01:18:32,389 --> 01:18:33,449 Go get our special guest star. 1632 01:18:36,365 --> 01:18:38,286 Hollywood is out of ideas. 1633 01:18:39,008 --> 01:18:41,232 Why else would there be a scary movie, Six? 1634 01:18:41,452 --> 01:18:43,435 But it wouldn't work with just the new characters, would it? 1635 01:18:43,674 --> 01:18:45,899 We need the legacy characters. 1636 01:18:46,279 --> 01:18:51,307 Oh, and there wouldn't be a Cindy without her sassy, black sidekick, Brenda. 1637 01:18:51,307 --> 01:18:54,711 You ain't have to say black with no heart beat like that. 1638 01:18:54,753 --> 01:18:57,275 Brenda, didn't you get shot? 1639 01:18:58,217 --> 01:18:58,617 Dara? 1640 01:19:00,081 --> 01:19:01,682 Oh, wait, that's it! 1641 01:19:01,983 --> 01:19:02,303 Oh, look! 1642 01:19:04,315 --> 01:19:05,419 Mom, what are you doing? 1643 01:19:05,419 --> 01:19:06,100 Stop dancing! 1644 01:19:06,318 --> 01:19:06,780 Oh, my God! 1645 01:19:06,780 --> 01:19:07,460 Stop dancing! 1646 01:19:07,581 --> 01:19:08,642 Everybody stop dancing! 1647 01:19:09,222 --> 01:19:09,823 Oh! 1648 01:19:10,586 --> 01:19:11,187 Mom! 1649 01:19:11,827 --> 01:19:12,307 No! 1650 01:19:13,730 --> 01:19:15,514 You called me Mom. 1651 01:19:16,434 --> 01:19:18,336 You care about me. 1652 01:19:19,156 --> 01:19:20,881 I want to go that far, but I'm in. 1653 01:19:20,881 --> 01:19:22,042 Sure. 1654 01:19:22,222 --> 01:19:22,983 Go get Tuesday. 1655 01:19:23,604 --> 01:19:24,765 Okay, ladies. 1656 01:19:24,926 --> 01:19:26,809 Time to stage the party. 1657 01:19:27,490 --> 01:19:29,572 Let's go, let's go, let's go! 1658 01:19:29,893 --> 01:19:30,213 Oh! 1659 01:19:30,696 --> 01:19:30,956 What? 1660 01:19:31,896 --> 01:19:33,259 Who are you people? 1661 01:19:33,458 --> 01:19:36,364 We're the motherfuckers who are taking over this franchise. 1662 01:19:36,923 --> 01:19:37,765 Oh, yeah? 1663 01:19:38,507 --> 01:19:39,107 Okay. 1664 01:19:39,687 --> 01:19:40,550 Oh, my God. 1665 01:19:40,630 --> 01:19:42,713 That was not part of the plan. 1666 01:19:43,554 --> 01:19:44,073 Oh, my God. 1667 01:19:45,738 --> 01:19:47,219 Neither was this. 1668 01:19:47,800 --> 01:19:48,401 Oh! 1669 01:19:48,662 --> 01:19:49,062 Oh! 1670 01:19:50,482 --> 01:19:53,127 Wait, bring out one of those. 1671 01:19:53,308 --> 01:19:53,749 Oh! 1672 01:19:54,330 --> 01:19:55,310 Hot damn! 1673 01:19:57,815 --> 01:19:58,856 Anthony Anderson? 1674 01:19:59,417 --> 01:20:03,142 Yeah, and I brought my boy Kevin Hart with me. 1675 01:20:10,202 --> 01:20:10,722 What? 1676 01:20:11,045 --> 01:20:11,466 Shot? 1677 01:20:11,846 --> 01:20:12,425 That's right. 1678 01:20:12,646 --> 01:20:16,172 On my knees on the same night as Kevin, and Kevin said no. 1679 01:20:16,653 --> 01:20:17,633 Kevin Hart said no? 1680 01:20:17,914 --> 01:20:19,556 That little motherfucker says yes to everything. 1681 01:20:20,136 --> 01:20:20,798 Yeah, he does. 1682 01:20:20,798 --> 01:20:22,021 But wait. 1683 01:20:22,501 --> 01:20:23,883 There's more. 1684 01:20:25,064 --> 01:20:26,307 Ta-da! 1685 01:20:27,909 --> 01:20:28,529 Bitches! 1686 01:20:28,790 --> 01:20:29,191 Ray! 1687 01:20:29,591 --> 01:20:30,211 Shorty! 1688 01:20:30,371 --> 01:20:31,816 Yeah, that's right. 1689 01:20:32,557 --> 01:20:35,069 For Black Kill Year. 1690 01:20:35,479 --> 01:20:36,260 We're making history. 1691 01:20:36,963 --> 01:20:39,486 It's a new definition of black excellence. 1692 01:20:40,747 --> 01:20:42,251 But why would you do this? 1693 01:20:42,531 --> 01:20:42,950 Question. 1694 01:20:43,051 --> 01:20:43,552 It is. 1695 01:20:44,253 --> 01:20:46,697 Why would you try to make a sequel without us, huh? 1696 01:20:46,697 --> 01:20:51,502 Yeah, when the studio wanted to replace these brothers, I was there. 1697 01:20:51,965 --> 01:20:52,486 That's facts. 1698 01:20:53,066 --> 01:20:53,587 What about me? 1699 01:20:54,287 --> 01:20:54,828 What about you? 1700 01:20:55,089 --> 01:20:57,453 You were in one scene in part four. 1701 01:20:57,814 --> 01:21:00,676 Yes, but I made that motherfucker Dr. Phil cut his foot off. 1702 01:21:00,796 --> 01:21:01,797 And he crazy now. 1703 01:21:01,839 --> 01:21:02,781 Yeah, he got winded. 1704 01:21:03,161 --> 01:21:05,143 But you see what they trying to do? 1705 01:21:05,324 --> 01:21:07,368 They trying to pit us all up against each other. 1706 01:21:07,568 --> 01:21:10,291 They trying to start black on very black crime. 1707 01:21:10,491 --> 01:21:10,930 That's right. 1708 01:21:11,652 --> 01:21:12,135 Yo, Shot. 1709 01:21:12,675 --> 01:21:14,457 Hey, I'm proud of you, bro. 1710 01:21:14,457 --> 01:21:18,723 You've had an amazing career as a sports commentator since retiring from basketball. 1711 01:21:18,763 --> 01:21:21,206 And I love the big podcast. 1712 01:21:21,386 --> 01:21:22,410 I love that shit. 1713 01:21:23,071 --> 01:21:24,973 Even though I don't understand a word you be saying. 1714 01:21:25,353 --> 01:21:26,574 You be on that show talking about... 1715 01:21:26,574 --> 01:21:27,537 All right, all right, Benjamin. 1716 01:21:28,098 --> 01:21:28,838 All right, all right. 1717 01:21:28,858 --> 01:21:29,379 Thanks, Benjamin. 1718 01:21:30,460 --> 01:21:30,942 Kobe. 1719 01:21:31,321 --> 01:21:31,782 Enough. 1720 01:21:32,665 --> 01:21:35,909 But my point is, nigga, I love your shit. 1721 01:21:37,249 --> 01:21:39,193 But I never got over Kazam. 1722 01:21:39,734 --> 01:21:42,197 Get out of here, Ray. 1723 01:21:42,357 --> 01:21:43,841 Get your big ass over here. 1724 01:21:43,861 --> 01:21:46,383 Why did you leave the veggies? 1725 01:21:46,783 --> 01:21:48,148 You and Kobe, who the heck? 1726 01:21:48,428 --> 01:21:48,948 Nice. 1727 01:21:49,569 --> 01:21:50,971 That motherfucker treated me. 1728 01:21:51,392 --> 01:21:51,911 Shaquille. 1729 01:21:52,491 --> 01:21:55,417 How big is your butt? 1730 01:21:55,578 --> 01:21:56,098 22. 1731 01:21:56,279 --> 01:21:59,024 Then how big is your dick? 1732 01:21:59,263 --> 01:22:00,585 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Ray. 1733 01:22:00,786 --> 01:22:01,266 Boss. 1734 01:22:01,366 --> 01:22:02,407 What the fuck you talking about? 1735 01:22:02,447 --> 01:22:03,530 I'm doing it for the culture. 1736 01:22:03,851 --> 01:22:04,791 What culture? 1737 01:22:05,292 --> 01:22:06,073 Culture club. 1738 01:22:06,534 --> 01:22:07,314 Uh-oh. 1739 01:22:07,314 --> 01:22:07,997 Come on, Ray. 1740 01:22:07,997 --> 01:22:08,637 We killing people. 1741 01:22:08,758 --> 01:22:09,199 Stay focused. 1742 01:22:09,199 --> 01:22:09,919 All right, all right, all right. 1743 01:22:10,059 --> 01:22:10,399 We back. 1744 01:22:11,361 --> 01:22:13,685 Hey, don't you worry. 1745 01:22:13,845 --> 01:22:14,625 We family. 1746 01:22:15,547 --> 01:22:16,908 Mad respect, man. 1747 01:22:17,810 --> 01:22:20,154 Black is nominated for eight Emmys. 1748 01:22:20,214 --> 01:22:20,855 My nigga. 1749 01:22:21,996 --> 01:22:24,421 Actually, the show was only nominated for five. 1750 01:22:24,600 --> 01:22:26,463 I was nominated for eight. 1751 01:22:26,583 --> 01:22:27,183 Wow. 1752 01:22:27,664 --> 01:22:28,567 Way to go. 1753 01:22:28,768 --> 01:22:29,608 He's the best. 1754 01:22:29,908 --> 01:22:30,128 He is. 1755 01:22:30,528 --> 01:22:32,711 Oh, the nomination. 1756 01:22:33,595 --> 01:22:34,195 Yeah. 1757 01:22:36,418 --> 01:22:37,879 But you never were. 1758 01:22:37,979 --> 01:22:38,481 What? 1759 01:22:39,263 --> 01:22:39,483 Shit. 1760 01:22:40,283 --> 01:22:41,104 Oh, no. 1761 01:22:42,265 --> 01:22:43,990 No face match to me, motherfucker. 1762 01:22:44,190 --> 01:22:45,170 This shit is for doing. 1763 01:22:45,311 --> 01:22:47,173 Scary movies paying for. 1764 01:22:47,472 --> 01:22:49,558 I literally fired the family. 1765 01:22:49,839 --> 01:22:54,705 Is this a copy of our good times episode on Slackish? 1766 01:22:54,866 --> 01:22:56,337 But you guys were on the WB. 1767 01:22:57,868 --> 01:22:59,793 Nobody saw that shit. 1768 01:23:01,975 --> 01:23:02,215 Oh. 1769 01:23:02,376 --> 01:23:02,975 No, no, no. 1770 01:23:02,975 --> 01:23:04,059 And you. 1771 01:23:04,519 --> 01:23:05,140 And you. 1772 01:23:05,721 --> 01:23:08,504 Y'all went and did scary movie three and four without us. 1773 01:23:08,744 --> 01:23:09,747 I'm sorry. 1774 01:23:09,888 --> 01:23:14,895 They often be sucking the leaves, they don't itch. 1775 01:23:15,916 --> 01:23:16,857 What about you? 1776 01:23:18,198 --> 01:23:22,866 Well, I had a chance to work with the incomparable Charlie Sheen. 1777 01:23:25,180 --> 01:23:25,800 That's good. 1778 01:23:26,000 --> 01:23:28,063 He's a legend in his dick games. 1779 01:23:28,162 --> 01:23:28,503 Crazy. 1780 01:23:28,844 --> 01:23:33,570 You know, he slept with 47,000 women and 1,000 of them women were dudes. 1781 01:23:33,831 --> 01:23:34,855 Lucky guy. 1782 01:23:36,015 --> 01:23:36,616 Wait. 1783 01:23:37,157 --> 01:23:38,678 So y'all gonna kill us now? 1784 01:23:40,262 --> 01:23:40,862 Nah. 1785 01:23:41,984 --> 01:23:44,486 What would Halloween be without Jamie Lee Curtis? 1786 01:23:44,789 --> 01:23:46,790 Or Scream be without Nev Kim? 1787 01:23:47,111 --> 01:23:48,273 That would be Scream 6. 1788 01:23:48,473 --> 01:23:51,037 How did you guys pull all of this off? 1789 01:23:51,137 --> 01:23:51,678 Sandy. 1790 01:23:52,480 --> 01:23:54,621 You know how many wages there are? 1791 01:23:55,444 --> 01:23:56,325 Nigga, billions. 1792 01:23:56,726 --> 01:23:57,166 Billions. 1793 01:23:57,567 --> 01:24:00,412 I'm just so happy that the old gang is back together. 1794 01:24:01,053 --> 01:24:03,315 Okay, in the middle, on three. 1795 01:24:03,315 --> 01:24:04,696 Corp 4. 1796 01:24:04,979 --> 01:24:05,900 Nah, nah. 1797 01:24:06,020 --> 01:24:06,379 Beat that. 1798 01:24:06,580 --> 01:24:07,401 That's corny. 1799 01:24:07,441 --> 01:24:07,822 That's wack. 1800 01:24:08,563 --> 01:24:12,008 What about the young and the restless? 1801 01:24:12,368 --> 01:24:14,851 Yeah, or the old and then the beautiful. 1802 01:24:15,214 --> 01:24:17,756 Or the cute and the crusty. 1803 01:24:17,897 --> 01:24:19,938 Yeah, or the sexy and then the seedy. 1804 01:24:26,150 --> 01:24:28,532 We were brought in to take over the franchise. 1805 01:24:28,933 --> 01:24:29,533 That's right. 1806 01:24:30,033 --> 01:24:31,837 And you've been here like 70 years. 1807 01:24:31,837 --> 01:24:32,278 Whoa. 1808 01:24:36,665 --> 01:24:38,607 I should drag that one for myself. 1809 01:24:38,968 --> 01:24:40,228 Oh, my back hurts. 1810 01:24:41,832 --> 01:24:42,833 Guys, guys. 1811 01:24:43,074 --> 01:24:44,175 They're already dead. 1812 01:24:44,375 --> 01:24:44,534 Nah. 1813 01:24:45,136 --> 01:24:46,460 Little fuckers always come back. 1814 01:24:46,680 --> 01:24:47,119 Oh, no. 1815 01:24:47,440 --> 01:24:48,301 Not this time. 1816 01:24:48,661 --> 01:24:49,143 Exactly. 1817 01:24:49,422 --> 01:24:50,264 Come on, let's go. 1818 01:24:50,403 --> 01:24:50,826 Let's go. 1819 01:24:51,047 --> 01:24:51,527 We're not even ready. 1820 01:24:52,447 --> 01:24:53,008 Next one. 1821 01:24:53,188 --> 01:24:53,789 Next one. 1822 01:24:54,070 --> 01:24:55,251 Next generation. 1823 01:24:55,470 --> 01:24:56,254 My ass. 1824 01:25:01,521 --> 01:25:04,405 Whoa, bitch. 1825 01:25:04,566 --> 01:25:04,884 Whoa. 1826 01:25:16,304 --> 01:25:17,684 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1827 01:25:18,025 --> 01:25:19,166 Can we shoot that? 1828 01:25:19,307 --> 01:25:20,508 I mean, those are our kids. 1829 01:25:20,968 --> 01:25:22,032 Fuck those kids. 1830 01:25:22,732 --> 01:25:24,254 This is our franchise. 1831 01:25:24,534 --> 01:25:29,021 Yeah, besides, did you know all these dramatic walkaways to find that was? 1832 01:25:29,522 --> 01:25:30,462 Damn, son. 1833 01:25:31,143 --> 01:25:31,886 Oh, no. 1834 01:25:32,407 --> 01:25:33,408 I kind of like you. 1835 01:25:34,609 --> 01:25:35,730 You do, right? 1836 01:25:35,971 --> 01:25:36,774 We should play fire. 1837 01:25:36,953 --> 01:25:38,815 You want to dress up like a bad bitch? 1838 01:25:39,116 --> 01:25:40,717 No, I want you to dress up like a bad bitch. 1839 01:25:42,002 --> 01:25:42,862 Y'all do the drag.