1 00:00:04,087 --> 00:00:06,632 Billie, we're gonna be ready for this Earth science test, 2 00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:07,799 I promise. 3 00:00:07,925 --> 00:00:09,384 Let's just go through the flashcards again. 4 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:12,346 First question, how is a tornado formed? 5 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:15,015 When a cold air front collides with a wall of fire 6 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:16,308 accidentally conjured by a wizard 7 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:17,476 who can't control her powers. 8 00:00:17,976 --> 00:00:20,020 Incorrect and also terrifying. 9 00:00:21,396 --> 00:00:23,315 Billie, what's really going on? 10 00:00:24,233 --> 00:00:25,901 Sorry. It's just, 11 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:29,238 you know how I found this amulet in that cave on my birthday? 12 00:00:29,321 --> 00:00:30,530 - Yep. - And it led me to 13 00:00:30,614 --> 00:00:32,324 the wizard world where I broke into the Archive? 14 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:33,784 - Yep. - And it showed me a prophecy 15 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,285 that says I'll cause the end of the world? 16 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:36,662 I'm sorry, what now? 17 00:00:37,496 --> 00:00:38,497 But it's okay. 18 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:40,249 I know how to keep it from happening. 19 00:00:40,332 --> 00:00:42,543 If I don't do magic, my magic can't end the world. 20 00:00:42,626 --> 00:00:44,962 Justin's always telling you not to do magic. 21 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,838 But now that you're telling you not to do magic, 22 00:00:46,922 --> 00:00:48,715 maybe you'll actually listen. 23 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:50,717 See! Everything's gonna be fine. 24 00:00:50,801 --> 00:00:52,886 - [Theresa screams] - Or not. 25 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:54,763 [screams] 26 00:00:54,846 --> 00:00:56,723 [chuckles] How did you get so big? 27 00:00:56,807 --> 00:00:59,059 Who said my grandbabies could get so big? 28 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:01,019 Oh! [squeals] 29 00:01:01,103 --> 00:01:02,562 Abuelita, really enjoying this hug, 30 00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:04,523 but I'm also losing feeling in my left arm. 31 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,692 I can't breathe, but I love it. 32 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:09,319 Mom, Dad, what are you guys doing here? 33 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:11,822 We came to celebrate you making the Tribunal. 34 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,824 Yes, we're so proud of you. 35 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,450 Aw, I'm just so excited 36 00:01:15,534 --> 00:01:17,661 to finally have someone to talk about it with. 37 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:19,705 I've been telling everybody at work that he was elected 38 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:21,123 head crossing guard. 39 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:23,834 Doesn't have the same zing. 40 00:01:25,877 --> 00:01:28,880 What happened? Who screamed? Is everybody okay? 41 00:01:28,964 --> 00:01:30,757 That was just a scream Abuelita makes 42 00:01:30,841 --> 00:01:32,175 when she sees her grandkids. 43 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:35,929 Or when she wins bingo. Or when she sees a cute dog. 44 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:38,515 Or when there's a sale on ground beef. 45 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:42,060 Starting to feel less special. 46 00:01:43,312 --> 00:01:45,314 And you must be Billie. 47 00:01:45,397 --> 00:01:48,400 Oh, my gosh, I've heard so much about you. Oh! 48 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:50,986 Why? What did you hear? Whatever it is, I didn't do it. 49 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:53,864 Told you she was just like Alex. 50 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:54,990 You weren't kidding. 51 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,785 [♪ theme song playing] 52 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:01,830 {\an8}♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 53 00:02:01,913 --> 00:02:03,832 {\an8}♪ When you can have what you want ♪ 54 00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:05,709 {\an8}♪ By the simplest of means ♪ 55 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:08,628 {\an8}♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪ 56 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:13,258 {\an8}♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 57 00:02:13,342 --> 00:02:16,011 ♪ You might run into trouble if you go to extremes because ♪ 58 00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:19,056 ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 59 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:20,349 ♪ Yes, please ♪ 60 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,685 - ♪ What it seems ♪ - [♪ theme song ends] 61 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,939 {\an8}Jerry, Theresa, it's so nice to see you. 62 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:29,024 {\an8}Aw! 63 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:30,525 Are you kidding? We wouldn't miss 64 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:33,320 Justin's first day on the Tribunal for the world. 65 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:35,405 Giada, I remember how crazy things got 66 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:36,823 {\an8}when Jerry was teaching the kids 67 00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:38,575 {\an8}while we were running the substation, so... 68 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:40,327 I just want you to know if you need any help... 69 00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:41,953 Oh, thank you, but it's all good. 70 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:43,580 {\an8}I mean, I'm happy to take on a little more 71 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:46,792 {\an8}if it means Justin gets to do his dream job. [chuckles] 72 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:48,877 I just wish I'd known you guys were coming to visit. 73 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:52,214 {\an8}What do you-- What do you mean? Jerry told Justin. 74 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:56,051 Um, yeah, I told him. [chuckles] 75 00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:57,719 {\an8}A little help, Son? 76 00:02:58,303 --> 00:03:00,389 {\an8}Uh, yeah. Yep. He told me. 77 00:03:00,472 --> 00:03:01,765 And you didn't tell me? 78 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:05,268 - Sorry, Dad, you're on your own. - [groans] 79 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:11,733 {\an8}- Milo, what are you doing? - Bella Bianchi's coming over 80 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:13,568 so they can work on their volcano project. 81 00:03:13,652 --> 00:03:15,654 And she always surprises him. 82 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:18,031 {\an8}But not this time. This time, I'm ready for her. 83 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:19,533 {\an8}Hello, Milo. 84 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:20,909 [shrieks] 85 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:23,328 I hate when you sneak up on me. 86 00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:25,372 No, duh. Why do you think I do it? 87 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:26,832 'Cause you're the worst? 88 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:28,667 I can't be the worst. 'Cause you are. 89 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:32,379 {\an8}How did you two get paired up in the first place? 90 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:33,630 {\an8}All you do is fight. 91 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:35,966 {\an8}We were fighting while everyone was picking partners. 92 00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:37,759 {\an8}We were the only two left. 93 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:42,889 {\an8}I'm so stressed out about you-know-what. 94 00:03:42,973 --> 00:03:44,933 {\an8}I'm never gonna be ready for this test. 95 00:03:45,016 --> 00:03:46,435 I wish I had another day to study. 96 00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:47,853 [gasps] Like a snow day! 97 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:49,187 Yes! A snow day! 98 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:51,356 We'd have a whole other day to not start our volcano. 99 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,984 And I'd have a whole other day to not look at your face. 100 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,404 Guys, we're not gonna have a snow day. 101 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:59,656 We get it. You know Earth science. 102 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:02,200 No, it's May. I know seasons. 103 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:06,455 I mean, we could have a snow day. 104 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:08,248 Wink. Wink. 105 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:11,668 Those winks were a hint for you to use your magic 106 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:13,336 to give us a snow day. 107 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,422 Winter, I told you I'm not using magic. 108 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:18,633 Oh, right. The whole you-might- cause-the-apocalypse thing. 109 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,428 Guys, can we just get back to studying? 110 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:23,889 I can't believe you're so chill about the apocalypse. 111 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:25,474 {\an8}No, I'm terrified of the apocalypse. 112 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:28,226 {\an8}But if I'm going out, I'm going out with a 4.0. 113 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:36,193 {\an8}[snoring] 114 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,612 {\an8}Wow, Dad's snoring's gotten worse. 115 00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:41,823 Hey! Morning, Justin. 116 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:44,993 Dad? Wait, so that's Mom? 117 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:47,078 {\an8}What's that? 118 00:04:47,162 --> 00:04:49,289 {\an8}I can't hear you over your mother snoring. 119 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:53,126 First day at the Tribunal. You nervous? 120 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:55,212 Well, it's 5:30 in the morning, 121 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,172 and I've been awake and showered since 3:00. 122 00:04:57,255 --> 00:04:59,299 So, uh, yeah, I'm nervous. 123 00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:02,844 I'm so proud of you. This is your moment. Finally. 124 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:04,638 I mean, I thought your moment was when 125 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:06,598 you were gonna win the Family Wizard competition. 126 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:08,642 Yeah. Not my moment. 127 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:11,603 And then I thought your moment was when you became headmaster 128 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:13,772 at WizTech, but that was also not your moment. 129 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:15,273 No, it was not. 130 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:16,942 And then there was that time-- 131 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:18,193 Okay, I get it. 132 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:20,570 There's been a lot of moments that have not been my moment. 133 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:26,451 But this is. This is it. This is really your moment. 134 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:27,744 I hope you're right. 135 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:30,664 I know I am. You got this, Son. 136 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:32,707 Thanks, Dad. 137 00:05:36,628 --> 00:05:37,629 Billie, wake up! 138 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:39,339 - Woah! - Yikes! 139 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:43,593 Forgot you wear that. It's not startling at all. 140 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:46,429 What are you guys doing in my room? 141 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:48,348 - I can't believe you did it! - Did what? 142 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:51,393 Come on, just admit it. Yesterday you were talking about 143 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:53,103 how you needed more time to study, 144 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:55,397 so you conjured a blizzard. They canceled school. 145 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:56,940 What? 146 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:01,862 - I didn't do this. - Yeah, right. 147 00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:04,656 No, seriously, I didn't use magic. 148 00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:07,075 Well, then I guess it's just an aberrant low-pressure system 149 00:06:07,158 --> 00:06:09,286 lifting moist air into the atmosphere. 150 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:11,746 Man, I was so ready for that test. 151 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:22,424 Oh, man, the Tribunal chamber! 152 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:24,843 And I'm on the Tribunal! [chuckles] 153 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:27,053 Ooh, gotta remember this moment. 154 00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:29,014 Yeah, right there. 155 00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:32,225 [chuckles] 156 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:34,811 [sighs] 157 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,229 [yells] 158 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:39,107 Is someone there? 159 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:42,444 Minister McFigglehorn. [chuckles] 160 00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:45,655 It's me, Justin Russo, reporting for duty, or... 161 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,532 or work, or a shift. 162 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:48,950 It's my first day. 163 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:50,201 You don't say. 164 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:53,788 Listen, can I ask you a personal question? 165 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,583 What was it like growing up with Alex Russo? 166 00:06:56,666 --> 00:06:59,169 Was it as fun as I imagined it would be? 167 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:02,922 Oh, yeah. Some might even say too much fun. 168 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:07,302 Ooh! I knew it. Let's get you settled in. 169 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:10,847 This is the chamber. Break room's over there. 170 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:14,017 And that's the globe that tracks outbreaks of magic 171 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,268 around the world. 172 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:18,229 Oh, looks like there's 173 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:20,398 a suspicious magical weather event. 174 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:22,525 Someone conjured a blizzard in... 175 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:23,652 Staten Island. 176 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:25,320 Isn't that where you live? [gasps] 177 00:07:25,403 --> 00:07:28,782 With that powerful wizard? The one that you're training? 178 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:30,575 Yeah, but Billie wouldn't use magic 179 00:07:30,659 --> 00:07:32,494 to conjure a blizzard in May 180 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:34,996 on the very same day she's scheduled to take a test. 181 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,081 [chuckles] 182 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:37,165 Oh, no. 183 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:41,378 Of course not. You'd never let that happen, 184 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:45,298 especially on your first day at the Tribunal. 185 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:49,386 [gasps] Can you imagine how bad that would look for you? 186 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,346 [cackles] 187 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:53,181 [laughs] 188 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:57,727 Whoo! I got an idea. 189 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:00,438 Why don't I zip on back to Staten Island 190 00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:02,273 and get to the Billie of this weather event? 191 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:03,942 I mean, bottom of this Billie event. 192 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:06,861 I mean... I gotta go. 193 00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:13,451 Kids, I got called into work to report on this blizzard. 194 00:08:13,535 --> 00:08:15,870 I'm so sorry. I didn't have any time to go to the store 195 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:17,622 to get food for breakfast. 196 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:21,751 Where did this come from? 197 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:22,836 Good morning, Giada. 198 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:25,296 [gasps] Oh. Theresa, how did you make this? 199 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:26,548 Did you go to the store? 200 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:29,217 No, I just whipped some stuff up from what you had in the pantry. 201 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:31,010 Mom, you got to try this. 202 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:32,679 Seriously, it's amazing. 203 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:34,180 Abuelita, what do you call it? 204 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:35,306 Eggs. 205 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:37,475 Okay, calm down. 206 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:39,185 I've made you eggs tons of times. 207 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:41,104 I don't know what you made, but it wasn't eggs. 208 00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:44,399 It can't be that different. 209 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,653 Wow. What have I been making? 210 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:50,363 Oh, I'm happy to help. 211 00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:52,157 I know you have a lot on your plate. 212 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:54,325 I'd like more eggs on my plate. 213 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:57,454 We get it. You like the eggs. 214 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,998 - [phone chimes] - Ah! I better get going. 215 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:02,083 I have to take the car in for an oil change. 216 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:04,252 Justin was going to do it, but he had to leave early 217 00:09:04,335 --> 00:09:06,087 for the Tribunal, so I said I would do it. 218 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:07,714 Oh, I can take it in for you. 219 00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:09,591 Oh, no, really. It's fine. I got it. 220 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:11,676 Just adjusting to the new schedule, 221 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,303 but everything's all good. 222 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:15,680 Billie, where are you? 223 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:18,433 That's his happy and excited voice, right? 224 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:19,517 Nope. 225 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:24,606 Billie, can you explain 226 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:26,816 why there's a blizzard in Staten Island? 227 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,735 Ah, wait, I know this one. 228 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:31,071 It's air and moisture and... 229 00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:33,198 Did I already say air? 230 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:36,284 Fine, I'll go back upstairs and study. 231 00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:37,368 No, no, no, no, no. 232 00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:39,746 There's a blizzard because you conjured it. 233 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:43,124 No, I didn't! It's pretty clear I have no clue how they're made. 234 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,835 I saw it on the Tribunal's magic globe. 235 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,629 I know you were misusing magic. 236 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:50,757 It wasn't me. I haven't used any magic today. 237 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:53,593 Just... Please don't get me kicked off the Tribunal 238 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:54,803 on my first day. 239 00:09:57,972 --> 00:09:59,641 Or on my second. 240 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,602 Or just at all. 241 00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:06,022 [toilet flushes] 242 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,569 Oh, hey, Billie. I thought I heard Justin out here. 243 00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:12,946 He just left. 244 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:14,989 And he's all mad because he thinks 245 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:17,158 I conjured the blizzard, but I didn't. 246 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:18,284 Then how did it happen? 247 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:20,120 I don't know, but I'm gonna find out. 248 00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:22,080 Ooh! Uh, can I help? 249 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:25,041 I'm on vacation and I'm retired, so I got nothing to do. 250 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,209 Sure, let's go. 251 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:29,712 Yes! Something to do! [chuckles] 252 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:38,805 There's gotta be something in here to help me figure out 253 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,306 who's using magic. 254 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:42,058 Ooh, got it! 255 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,936 The old "they who spelt it dealt it" spell. 256 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,272 Can't use a spell. 257 00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:49,482 Okay. Oh, how about a charm? 258 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:53,820 We could run the old "they who casted it blasted it" charm. 259 00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:56,447 - No charms. - Okay. 260 00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:58,867 Uh, how about a... how about a potion then? 261 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:00,577 Yeah, we'll whip up a batch of 262 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,787 "they who juiced it produced it." 263 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:06,082 No potions. I'm not doing magic. 264 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:09,502 Hey, I'm all for you not doing magic out in the world, 265 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:12,213 but this is the lair. It's okay to do magic in here. 266 00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:15,383 But... What if my magic goes wrong? 267 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:17,177 Like, really wrong? 268 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:20,096 Billie, if Alex didn't destroy this place, 269 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,681 I think you're okay. 270 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:25,727 Plus, you're still learning, and spells will go wrong. 271 00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:27,604 It's not the end of the world. 272 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:29,230 It might be. 273 00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:33,067 And how am I supposed to prove to Justin 274 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:36,321 that I'm not using magic if I use magic? 275 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:38,281 Ooh! I've got just the thing. 276 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,658 I got a spell sniffer around here somewhere. 277 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,660 Now, where did I put it? 278 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:45,330 Kind of wish I had a spell sniffer sniffer. 279 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,957 Know what I'm saying? [chuckles] 280 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,500 I'll just keep looking. 281 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,464 - Island. - Table. 282 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:55,882 - Island. - Table. 283 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:59,344 [scoffs] Are they arguing about where to build their project? 284 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:00,803 How do they get anything done? 285 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,096 - They don't. - They don't. 286 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:05,183 I wish this stupid project was done already. 287 00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:08,186 Wish. Wish! Why didn't I think of that? 288 00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:10,438 Yeah, why didn't you think of that? 289 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:12,774 Wait, think of what? 290 00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:20,573 [blabbering] 291 00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:23,326 Oh, it's about time. 292 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,620 I got a wicked crick in my neck. 293 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:29,540 Whoo! That's better. 294 00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:31,709 Hey, is this the place 295 00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,503 you wanted me to fill with cockroaches? 296 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,922 - Never said that. - But it'd be cool if you did. 297 00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,091 Just wish for it. 298 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:39,425 Wish for it. 299 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,719 Wish for it, wish for it, wish for it, wish for it. 300 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:44,555 Oh, come on! I'm a wishing squonk! 301 00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:45,890 Let's get weird! 302 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,142 Maybe later. 303 00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:50,395 Right now, I wish I had a model of a volcano. 304 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:51,604 Homework? 305 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:54,148 I thought you wished for a blizzard to get out of that. 306 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,401 Is this whole day about homework? 307 00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:58,736 Boo, hiss! That's right, I hissed. 308 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:03,408 I wish I had a model of a volcano. 309 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,411 Your squonk is my command. 310 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,748 This is gonna blow Milo's mind! 311 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:14,252 Yeah, yeah, yeah. [exhales] 312 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,630 Told you I had a spell sniffer. 313 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,757 Now I just need to find some batteries. 314 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,509 - [sniffs] - Oh, it's working. 315 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:22,969 Hey, pops. 316 00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:24,804 Squonk! Billie, we gotta... 317 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:27,307 I don't squonkin' think so! 318 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:31,811 [laughs] Whoo! 319 00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,105 The squonk is out of the ball! 320 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,733 Time to get weird! 321 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,903 You get back here! I'm coming after you! 322 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,071 Here I come! 323 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:45,742 You know what? I'll catch you on your way back. 324 00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:50,955 Well, I handled it. 325 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:52,999 Yep, that's right. First day on the Tribunal, 326 00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:54,917 and I took care of a suspicious magical event. 327 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,335 You got rid of the blizzard? 328 00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:58,504 No, but I gave it a very stern talking to. 329 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,923 - I don't understand. - All you need to know 330 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:03,134 is there will be no more magic in Staten Island. 331 00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:04,844 - [sighs] - [beeping] 332 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:07,805 Oh, look. More magic in Staten Island. 333 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:12,727 Oh, my. People are being turned into turtles. 334 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,562 Someone conjured a volcano? 335 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:17,899 A volcano? Well, don't worry. I'll take care of it, okay? 336 00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,692 - I'll be right back. - See that you do. 337 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,694 Or don't bother coming back. 338 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,155 - Is that a threat? - No, it's a threat. 339 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,866 - That's what I said. - Oh, sorry. [chuckles] 340 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,826 I didn't hear you. Yes, it's a threat. 341 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:31,662 Good to know. 342 00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:37,794 Curse sniffer. 343 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:40,671 Poison sniffer. 344 00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,174 Truth sniffer. 345 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:47,136 And a punch card for Sniffer Warehouse. 346 00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:49,847 Man, I gotta give this back to Jerry. 347 00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:52,308 He's one punch away from a free sniffer. 348 00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:59,649 Billie, there's now a volcano in Staten Island 349 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,317 and people are turning into turtles. 350 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,277 You promised me you wouldn't use magic. 351 00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:04,779 - I didn't. - Stop lying. 352 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:05,947 I'm not. 353 00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:07,657 And I can prove it. 354 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,159 I have not used magic today. 355 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,494 [dings] 356 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,496 - Then who is? - I don't know. 357 00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:15,957 Unless I am doing it. 358 00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:18,292 What if I'm losing control of my powers? 359 00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:20,545 - No, I'm sure that's not it. - [buzzer sounds] 360 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:22,004 This is not good. 361 00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,173 Like, "end of the world" not good. 362 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,926 End of the world? You-- You mean like the prophecy? 363 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:30,847 - You know about the prophecy? - What? No! 364 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,849 - [buzzer sounds] - Okay, fine, 365 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,684 Alex told me, but how do you know about it? 366 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,728 Does it matter? You've been keeping this from me. 367 00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:40,022 I didn't want to scare you, okay? 368 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,691 I would do anything to protect you. 369 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:42,775 [dings] 370 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,778 [sighs] All this weird stuff that's happening. 371 00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:49,073 - It's the prophecy, isn't it? - Absolutely not. 372 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:51,659 - [buzzer sounds] - Would you put that thing down! 373 00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,204 Okay, look, I'm gonna go back to the Tribunal 374 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,539 and see what I can figure out. 375 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:59,000 But hey, everything's gonna be okay. 376 00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,960 - I know it. - [buzzer sounds] 377 00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,253 Dang it! 378 00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:10,094 Sorry I was gone so long. 379 00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:12,680 [sighs] I hope the kids weren't too much. 380 00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,265 Oh, actually, they've been great. 381 00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:15,766 Oh. [chuckles] 382 00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:18,102 Please, Theresa, we're family. You don't have to lie to me. 383 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,980 No, no, ever since they finished their project, 384 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,274 they ran out of stuff to fight about. Look. 385 00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:25,484 Bella, please, you erupt it. 386 00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:28,070 No, Milo, you erupt it. I insist. 387 00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:30,031 [together] Let's both erupt it! 388 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:32,116 Ha! Jinx! Double jinx! Triple jinx! 389 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,368 Why can't we both stop talking at the same time? 390 00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:35,745 [both chuckle] 391 00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:38,206 You know, I'm not going to question it. 392 00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:39,749 I'm just going to enjoy it. 393 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,459 [chuckles] So, how was your day? 394 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:44,045 Fine. Great. Everything's all good. 395 00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:46,589 Uh, I got the oil changed, did my report, 396 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,633 dropped off the dry cleaning, picked up a prescription, 397 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,010 and stopped at the store for milk and toothpaste. 398 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,137 So... [gasps] I forgot the toothpaste. 399 00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:54,222 Oh, Giada, it's okay. 400 00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:55,890 Okay? All their teeth are going to fall out. 401 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:58,017 They're going to have no teeth. They're going to go to school 402 00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,518 with no teeth and everybody's going to say, 403 00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:00,937 "Look at those toothless Russo kids. 404 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,313 All they can eat is pudding and soup 405 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,315 because their mom can't remember to buy toothpaste." 406 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,775 Be right back! 407 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:10,613 This volcano is pretty sweet, 408 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,114 but you know what would make it sweeter? 409 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,407 Chocolate lava. 410 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:14,659 Milo, that's genius! 411 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:16,494 Hey! Oh, thanks. 412 00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:20,206 I'm gonna leave again. Don't read into it. 413 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,252 Uh-oh. He got out. 414 00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:26,170 Do I want to know who "he" is? 415 00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:27,630 - No. - Okey-doke. 416 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,010 It's kind of weird to think 417 00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:35,721 that our best friend could cause the end of the world. 418 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,266 I mean, on the one hand, I love Billie. 419 00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:41,727 But on the other hand, I also love the world. 420 00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:44,480 That prophecy has to be wrong. 421 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,983 Yeah, Billie would never hurt anyone. 422 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,278 What-- What if she can't control her magic? 423 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,990 What if they're right? 424 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:58,369 [door slams] 425 00:17:58,661 --> 00:17:59,704 Was that Billie? 426 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,664 Oh, no. No. 427 00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:07,086 Billie, I... I don't know what you heard, 428 00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:09,046 but please let me explain. 429 00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:10,131 [sighs] 430 00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,219 Billie, wait! 431 00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:20,558 Roman? Billie? 432 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,228 Who are you? 433 00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:27,773 [grunts] Well, I'm a squonk looking at a turtle. 434 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,860 - I don't know what that means. - Hmm. 435 00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:35,781 [cackles] 436 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:39,577 Well, I get the turtle part now. 437 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:49,128 Billie, I analyzed all the magic that's been happening, 438 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,631 and it wasn't you. It was creature magic. 439 00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:53,007 [Jerry] I could have told you that. 440 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:57,928 Dad? What happened to you? 441 00:18:58,012 --> 00:18:59,347 I got squonked. 442 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:03,517 A squonk? That's the creature. We gotta stop him! 443 00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:06,896 - Uh, Justin? - Right! Right, right, right. 444 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,149 [clears throat] Un-turtleus Dadus. 445 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,486 [grunts] Yeah! 446 00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,112 [groans] 447 00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:16,489 Whew, thank you. 448 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,532 I've been running toward that mirror for an hour. 449 00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:21,744 - Let's go bag us a squonk. - Yeah. 450 00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:27,833 [sighs] The store was out of toothpaste, 451 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:30,086 but it's all good because I bought apples, 452 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,171 and they are nature's toothbrush, right? 453 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:33,714 [chuckles] Okay. 454 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,926 Everything is not all good. 455 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,427 No, I got the apples. 456 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:40,930 Giada, sit. 457 00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:45,601 [sighs] Listen. You and Justin were working parents 458 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,269 raising two boys. 459 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,355 And then Billie came to live with you. 460 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:50,439 And we love her. 461 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,358 Oh, I know. I know you do. 462 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:55,820 But she's one more kid. And she's a wizard. 463 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,406 And your husband's a wizard. 464 00:19:58,489 --> 00:20:00,282 And you didn't even know there were wizards. 465 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:02,451 I did not. 466 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,579 And now Justin's on the Tribunal. 467 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:07,331 It's another thing I didn't know about. 468 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:11,752 Exactly. Your life just got even crazier. 469 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:15,005 And you don't have to do everything perfectly. 470 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:16,966 But you did. 471 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,135 Are you kidding? 472 00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:21,762 I mean, I just did the best I could. 473 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:25,015 I also screamed into a pillow every once in a while. 474 00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:26,642 [chuckles] 475 00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,437 Ah, it feels good to talk about this. 476 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,439 Why do you think I came here? 477 00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:33,023 To celebrate Justin. 478 00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:35,276 Yeah. And for you. 479 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:39,530 We're mortals who married into wizard families. 480 00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,365 I know what you're going through. 481 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,535 And you can talk to me anytime. 482 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,746 [chuckles] Thank you. 483 00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:50,708 [sighs] 484 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:52,710 I'm really glad you came to visit. 485 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,336 Me too, mija. 486 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:55,671 [chuckles] 487 00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:01,260 Remember, if you ever need anything, 488 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,095 I'm just a phone call away. 489 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,388 Uh-oh. 490 00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,183 [ringing] 491 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,477 Hey, it's Giada. There's a... 492 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,020 Yes, I see it. 493 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,814 What are you even looking for? 494 00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,316 - That. - Uh-oh. 495 00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:17,401 Look! Look! There it is. 496 00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:21,614 All right. Everybody keep your squonks where I can see them. 497 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,699 Nobody moves, 498 00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:26,869 nobody gets squonked. 499 00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:29,330 What does that even mean? 500 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:30,748 I think you get it from the squonk-text. 501 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,126 Bella, where'd you even get a squonk ball? 502 00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:36,545 I found it in my pocket when I left here a few weeks ago. 503 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,506 I don't know how it got there, but when I rubbed it, 504 00:21:38,589 --> 00:21:40,716 that squonk came out and started granting me wishes. 505 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,260 That's why you're two inches taller than me. 506 00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:45,888 - No, Milo. You're just short. - [squonk chuckles] 507 00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:47,890 Well-- Can we put it back in the ball? 508 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,309 Forget it. I'm never going back. 509 00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:51,727 We'll see about that. 510 00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:55,064 He squonked wand-y! 511 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:59,527 You're darn right I did. And I'm just getting started. 512 00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:00,861 I'm going to squonk you, 513 00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:03,322 I'm going to squonk the rest of the neighborhood, 514 00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:07,201 and then I'm going to squonker the world! 515 00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:08,702 [cackles] 516 00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:10,287 Bella, you have to stop him. 517 00:22:10,371 --> 00:22:11,539 I don't know how. 518 00:22:11,622 --> 00:22:13,707 I wish I could just forget all about the stupid squonk. 519 00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:15,876 [groans] Oh, man. 520 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,419 You just said, "I wish." 521 00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:20,589 Fine. I'll go back in the ball, and you'll forget everything. 522 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,133 Ain't that a kick in the squonk? 523 00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:24,552 [groans] 524 00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:28,931 - What is this thing? - I'll take that. 525 00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:33,018 Okay, Milo, I guess we should get started on our volcano. 526 00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:38,357 Oh, it's done. Because I did it, the whole thing, by myself. 527 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:39,733 You owe me. 528 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,863 Hey, I recognize that squonk ball. 529 00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:46,448 It came free with purchase at Sniffer Warehouse. 530 00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:49,451 I used to have a punch card for that place. 531 00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:53,080 W-- Wait, so that squonk ball's yours. 532 00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:56,041 So, all of this was your fault. 533 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:58,002 It's-- There-- [groans] 534 00:22:58,085 --> 00:22:59,211 You know what? 535 00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:01,964 I think I've helped out here enough. 536 00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:03,883 We should be headed home, Theresa. 537 00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:05,551 What about your luggage? 538 00:23:05,676 --> 00:23:08,429 We'll wish for more stuff. Come on, Theresa! 539 00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:10,055 Kiss the kids for us. [chuckles] 540 00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:15,185 [sighs] What a day. 541 00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:17,855 [sighs] At least things are finally back to normal. 542 00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:20,524 [Winter] Whoo! I made it to the stairs. 543 00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:23,068 Now, I just have to get down the stairs. 544 00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:24,236 Uh-oh. 545 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:27,031 - [thudding] - [Winter grunting] Ow! Ooh! 546 00:23:28,157 --> 00:23:29,325 A little help here? 547 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:30,534 Okay. 548 00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:32,494 Ooh. Uh... 549 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,456 [grunts] Un-turtleus Winterus. 550 00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:40,377 Ah! Hey, it still worked. [chuckles] 551 00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:42,338 - Thanks, Mr. Russo. - Of course. 552 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,381 I have to go talk to Billie. I have to tell her 553 00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:46,300 that all that magic was the squonk's fault. 554 00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:48,177 The last time I saw her, she was in her room. 555 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,054 But that was before I was a turtle. 556 00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:52,097 Got it. 557 00:23:54,475 --> 00:23:56,518 And somehow, Milo and Bella getting along 558 00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:58,687 is still the weirdest thing that happened today. 559 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:06,320 Billie! Billie, you in there? 560 00:24:08,072 --> 00:24:10,324 Have you seen Roman? I can't find him. 561 00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:12,493 Where could they be? 562 00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:15,871 Replay-us the day-us. 563 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:19,166 My magic is putting everyone in danger. 564 00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:21,377 I need to get far away from here. 565 00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:25,589 Billie, wait! 566 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:28,258 Where'd they go? 567 00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:30,135 {\an8}I don't know.