1 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:05,158 Ha! 2 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:08,876 One! Two! Three! 3 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:09,664 Ha! 4 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:13,255 One! Two! Three! 5 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:14,043 Ha! 6 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:17,418 One! Two! Three! 7 00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:18,259 Ha! 8 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:20,879 One! Two! 9 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:22,464 - Three! - Ha! 10 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,091 Onel! 11 00:02:24,186 --> 00:02:25,517 Two! 12 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:27,135 Three! 13 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,478 - One! - One! 14 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,894 Two! Three! 15 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:32,016 Ha! 16 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:34,226 Hold. 17 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,324 Point the toe. 18 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:58,716 Eagle. 19 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:08,309 Lower. 20 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:10,641 - But sifu... - Lower. 21 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,658 I'm sorry, sifu. 22 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:32,955 I'm sorry. 23 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:42,089 Who did this? 24 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:46,139 Carter. 25 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:49,727 He said his gung fu was better so I challenged him to a beimo. 26 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:52,517 But I won, sifu. I won for our honor. 27 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:55,105 Bite. 28 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:13,416 Honor... 29 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:21,670 Gung fu without honor... 30 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:24,594 Is just fighting. 31 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:30,050 No more beimo. 32 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:32,636 No more challenges. 33 00:04:33,148 --> 00:04:34,684 Yes, sifu. 34 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:48,448 Ah j 35 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:50,161 j sport that look full looking like champ j 36 00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:51,245 j got a 80 from the truck j 37 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:07,049 - Whoa. - Whoa. 38 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:13,014 We have master of karate and his disciples. 39 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:24,438 - Hey, Jim, hey! - Hmm. 40 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,159 Woo. 41 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,321 Oh! 42 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:35,494 Oh! Ooh! 43 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:39,043 Ooh! 44 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:40,245 Ooh, that is it. 45 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:41,918 J go get wild to a hard-core beat j 46 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:43,585 let's go, hing! 47 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:44,624 You got the fat one. 48 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:46,036 J that you gonna leave the room... j 49 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:01,771 Go dai si-hing. Let's go, Danny! 50 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:02,688 Ah j 51 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:05,813 j bust a rhyme in another style j 52 00:06:05,991 --> 00:06:07,652 j so get that whistle... 53 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:10,817 Finish him! 54 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,328 We're getting pizza! 55 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:15,993 Oh-hohoho! 56 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:17,415 Hey, Danny. 57 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:18,704 Getting ready for the fight? 58 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:19,712 Yeah, man. 59 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:21,119 Who are your friends here? 60 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,794 - No way! - What are you wearing? 61 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:26,416 You look like you're out of a kung fu movie. 62 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:28,840 Whoa, no, no, bro, straight out of a fortune cookie. 63 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:30,087 Look at the duds. 64 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:32,214 Whoa, ey, ey! 65 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:33,556 All right, all right. 66 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:34,925 You ready, Danny? 67 00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:36,639 All right. 68 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:38,345 Beimo! 69 00:06:39,316 --> 00:06:41,102 Let's go, dai si-hing! 70 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:42,978 Versus Carter. 71 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:46,270 - Good, man. - Danny's just toying with him. 72 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:49,818 Ooh, Carter. 73 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:51,282 Oh-hohoho! 74 00:06:52,370 --> 00:06:53,780 Oh! 75 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:55,657 Here, Danny. 76 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:58,786 Here we go, hing! Three tigers, baby! 77 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:02,001 Oh, ow! 78 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:03,461 Yes, yes, hing! 79 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,080 You nearly killed the guy! 80 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:07,374 Go, go, go, Jim! 81 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:08,966 Show him some gung fu! 82 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,048 Oh, shit, the cops. Look, the cops. 83 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:12,424 Let's go, Jim! 84 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:18,225 Carter always loses. 85 00:07:18,229 --> 00:07:20,220 I'm not gonna take my jacket off this time. 86 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:21,437 W atch. 87 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:23,314 Okay, dai si-hing? 88 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:43,034 Oh! Oh! 89 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:44,874 Undefeated! 90 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:46,997 Danny eight hands. 91 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:48,418 The three tigers, baby. 92 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:49,290 - What do we say? - Forever. 93 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,222 Come on, open it. 94 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:52,719 God, god, god. 95 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:57,390 What does it say? 96 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,059 I'm in. 97 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:02,770 - You're going to Japan? - We're going to Japan! 98 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:06,735 We're gonna be rich! 99 00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:11,563 Japan, Japan, Japan! 100 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:24,914 Shi-gong, welcome the new disciples to our clan. 101 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:38,510 I swear I will always honor my sifu. 102 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:42,306 I will be loyal to my brothers and I will defend the weak. 103 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:46,932 This I promise as a disciple to the very day I die. 104 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:48,619 Right. 105 00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:52,831 Come on, man, someone please leave. 106 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:54,457 Anybody, anybody? 107 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:55,625 Are you leaving? 108 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:56,626 There. 109 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:58,253 Here we go, here we go. 110 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,846 Yo! Okay, yeah, just go through. 111 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:10,943 All right. 112 00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:15,019 Don't... don't put... Don't put it... 113 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,527 Just put it in! 114 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:23,539 Come on! 115 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:28,788 - I'll be back in a minute, lady. - What, you can't! 116 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:33,334 - Just one minute, just one. - Ah, uh... your car. 117 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:36,336 Hey. 118 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:37,834 - Hi. - Which one's the fastest? 119 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,507 Your call has been forwarded 120 00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:42,096 to an automated voice messaging system. 121 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,975 I'm sorry, baby, he's not answering. 122 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:47,677 Could you call again? 123 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:50,305 Honey, I don't think we can keep on waiting. 124 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,816 Hey, we can go to the comic store. 125 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:56,277 You know, another weekend reading with mom? 126 00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:58,279 No, yeah. 127 00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,856 I'm sick of that, too. 128 00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:03,533 Boom! 129 00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:04,698 Hey, buddy. 130 00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:05,570 Sorry to keep you waiting. 131 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:08,870 But I had to go I clear across town to get you this, like it? 132 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:10,242 - Yeah! - Yeah? It's cool, right? 133 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:12,164 Just look at that little antenna too so check it out. 134 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,036 You got a supercharger here 135 00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:15,379 and it's really cool, it's really amazing. 136 00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:16,589 Hey, caryn! 137 00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:19,175 You're looking great, I love the hair. 138 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,214 It's very now. 139 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:21,301 Ever the charmer. 140 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,467 Mm-hm, yeah. So we really should get going. 141 00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:24,964 I got a big day ahead of us. 142 00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:26,341 Hey, a big day. 143 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:27,558 What you got planned? 144 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:30,470 Well, we got the whole weekend ahead of us to, you know, 145 00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:33,393 two full days of all kinds of stuff. 146 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:34,857 - Stuff? - Mm-hm. 147 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:36,476 Well, day and a half now, so... 148 00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:37,943 Nah, it's plenty of time. 149 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,198 To? 150 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:43,900 To go to... 151 00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:47,907 Magic land. 152 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:51,287 Ma... magic land? 153 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:53,410 - You got it, buddy. - Magic land? 154 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:54,627 It was supposed to be a surprise, 155 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,371 but, hey, did you bring swim trunks? 156 00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,542 Don't worry about it. We could pick some up on the way. 157 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,625 Hey, isn't that a bit much? 158 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:02,218 By the time you get through the gates, it'll be dark. 159 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,383 We're gonna make it, I promise. 160 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,676 - I promise. - Let's go, let's go, let's go! 161 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:12,682 Okay. 162 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:13,982 Yes! 163 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:16,895 - Hey. - Hmm? 164 00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:19,607 You said you wanted 50/50, right? 165 00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:23,361 When you say you're gonna do something, do it. 166 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,616 My word is bond. 167 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:27,952 Cross my heart, hope to die. 168 00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:29,870 I got it. 169 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,123 There's fireworks, we gotta stay for that. 170 00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:34,583 - Yes! - 10:00 P.M., I think, uh... 171 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,543 That should be pretty fun. Okay, all right. 172 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:38,162 There he is. That's him! 173 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,085 All right, all right, calm down. I'll take care of it. 174 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,708 - Hey, bud, is this you? - Yep, it is. 175 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:43,747 I told her I'd be back in a minute. 176 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,382 - A minute? - Don't worry about it. 177 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:46,345 I had an appointment! 178 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:48,465 I've been here for 10, she's been here for 20. 179 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:49,841 - I'm late! - Hey! 180 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:52,260 - I'm talking to you, dork! - Mm, hi. 181 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,270 You think you own this place? 182 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,397 Don't you people know how to park? 183 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:59,108 No, can't park, can't drive, can't help it. 184 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,363 - Dad? - Yeah, buddy? 185 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:09,736 Do you know any kung fu? 186 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,738 First of all, it's called gung fu. 187 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,289 That's how we say it in Chinese. 188 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,954 But, no, I don't, why? 189 00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,085 - Where? - In the garage. 190 00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:19,579 There's a bunch of pictures. 191 00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:21,376 All right, all right, you got me. 192 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:24,000 That was a very, very, very long time ago. 193 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,593 Who's the old guy? 194 00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:27,086 The old guy? 195 00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,381 That was our teacher. 196 00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:32,600 We called him "sifu". 197 00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:35,265 - You know what that means? - Mm-mm. 198 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:38,063 Si means master. 199 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,398 Fu means father. 200 00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:43,353 Can you show me gung fu? 201 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:45,567 What for? 202 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,070 Listen, a lot of boneheads think 203 00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:50,238 they can solve everything with their fists, 204 00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:52,453 like that guy back there, right? 205 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,405 You know what to do? 206 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,749 You do what dad did, you just be a bigger man 207 00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:57,959 and walk away. 208 00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:02,414 Hey, so what's the first thing you wanna do in magic land, huh? 209 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,756 Mount splash! 210 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:07,252 Mount splash, that's right. 211 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:10,004 Now we're gonna do that first and then we're gonna do... 212 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:13,133 - Vanilla chunky pie! - Vanilla chunky pie! 213 00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:14,350 That's right. 214 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,229 Please don't answer. 215 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,983 Please, please, don't. 216 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:24,651 Hello? 217 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,105 Wait, what do you mean it didn't go through? 218 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:30,483 We, we had everything signed for. 219 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,365 I understand, I'm on it right now. 220 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,826 I give you my word that it's gonna be fixed 221 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:38,199 before you get to the office, yes. 222 00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:55,300 Getting really heavy, you know that? 223 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,380 Ah! 224 00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:30,843 Tiger pounces on cave! 225 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,715 Come on, show me what you got! 226 00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:38,058 - No. - Seriously, nothing? 227 00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:39,347 - Oh! - What about now? 228 00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:40,720 - What about now? - Jesus. 229 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:45,983 - Ah hing? - Yeah! 230 00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:47,318 What are you, crazy? 231 00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:48,519 What the hell's wrong with you? 232 00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:50,613 What's wrong with you? I... whoa. 233 00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:52,823 Hey, kid. He yours? 234 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:54,867 Hey. 235 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:58,029 He's a good-looking kid. Doesn't look like you at all. 236 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,576 How can you forget? 237 00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:01,666 I mean, "tiger pounces from cave!" 238 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,961 You just sink, twist under, elbow strike! 239 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:05,999 Wanna go again? 240 00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:07,167 I'm retired. 241 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:09,882 Look at that. 242 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:13,090 A gung fu man's always ready, dai si-hing. 243 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,116 You doing all right? 244 00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:36,609 What, this? 245 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:42,119 Fell off a scaffold at work about ten years ago. 246 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:45,284 Shit, man. 247 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:48,170 Yeah, it was their busted equipment anyways. 248 00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,043 Now I get a fat check every month 249 00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:51,666 for the rest of my life. 250 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:52,962 Hmm. Pretty sweet. 251 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:57,805 Sifu taught you Chinese medicine. 252 00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:01,051 Don't you have like some way to heal it? 253 00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,311 You didn't hear? 254 00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:10,609 Sifu's dead. 255 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:18,909 What? 256 00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:20,119 Heart attack. 257 00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:22,159 Out behind the restaurant. 258 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,824 The other cooks found him in the morning. 259 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,037 He must have been there the whole night. 260 00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:30,833 How, how was he doing? 261 00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,706 Was he sick at all? 262 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,130 I haven't seen the old man in 15 years. 263 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:38,178 I'm lucky I still found you here. 264 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:40,760 Funeral's tomorrow. 265 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,347 Yeah, yeah, of course. 266 00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:46,099 I'll drop ed off with his mom. 267 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,641 Should we tell Jim? 268 00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:54,820 I'm not going if he's going. 269 00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:02,153 Hey, buddy. 270 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:05,869 We're gonna go and do magic land next weekend, okay? 271 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:07,575 I swear. 272 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:14,791 Buddy. 273 00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,963 I need you to do me one last thing. 274 00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:19,713 If your mom asks about yesterday, 275 00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:22,340 tell her that we went to magic land like we said we did. 276 00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,058 Isn't that lying? 277 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,726 Yes. 278 00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:28,896 Yes, it is, but it would hurt her even more 279 00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:31,140 if she found out that we didn't go. 280 00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:33,939 She might not let us spend time together anymore. 281 00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:36,066 Don't you wanna see me again? 282 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:38,614 Promise to say we went? 283 00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:42,996 Promise. 284 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,635 You begged me to do 50/50. 285 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,254 You wanted to be a part of this. 286 00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:02,345 And now you drop off your son 287 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:03,715 like he's some sort of pet? 288 00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:07,260 Danny, stop making me out to be the bad guy. 289 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,144 Call me back. 290 00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:13,443 Ed? 291 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:15,855 Ed. 292 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,449 Did he even take you to magic land? 293 00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:27,238 We had vanilla chunky pie. 294 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,344 Shit, it's Carter. 295 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:51,856 Where? 296 00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:53,476 - Ah, yeah, that's him. - Yeah. 297 00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:54,564 He's a lot bigger. 298 00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,400 All right, here they come. 299 00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:01,564 - Sifu wong. - Sifu wong. 300 00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:03,695 Eh, just the two of you? 301 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,409 What about, ah... 302 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,486 Oh, uh, ah Jim? Uh... 303 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,956 - He's, uh, really busy. - Yeah. 304 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:13,163 Do you have the funeral cloth? 305 00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:15,588 Uh... 306 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,375 Wait here. 307 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:24,336 There's a lot more people 308 00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:25,428 - than I thought. - Yeah. 309 00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:28,428 A great gung fu master deserves nothing less. 310 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,263 It's a disgrace his disciples 311 00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:31,932 don't show their faces until today. 312 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:33,303 How you doing, Carter? 313 00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:34,521 Sifu Carter. 314 00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:36,099 I run the school now. 315 00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:37,520 Well, Carter... 316 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:39,518 Not that I have to explain anything to you 317 00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:41,646 but I just heard about everything last night. 318 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:45,195 Well, my sifu took care of all this here, doing your job. 319 00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:46,487 Showing up late to the funeral 320 00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:49,032 dressed in thrift-store suits, totally shameful. 321 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,620 You look skinny, what are you, sick? 322 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,490 You don't look skinny, what are you, sick? 323 00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:53,991 I'm not fat, I'm bloated. 324 00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:55,209 We just had pasta. 325 00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:56,452 Pasta for breakfast? 326 00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,329 That's right, breakfast pasta. You never heard of it? 327 00:20:58,340 --> 00:20:59,329 Sounds really healthy. 328 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,002 You look like a fat Asian Mr. Rogers. 329 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,071 You know, you should really watch the testosterone 330 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,505 because it makes your... 331 00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:09,806 Here. 332 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,100 I've been doing a lot of push-ups, core workouts. 333 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:20,893 Chest got a lot bigger. 334 00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:21,905 Yeah. 335 00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:23,608 - I got you. - Just... 336 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,902 - Watch, watch the hair. - Okay, no, don't worry. 337 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,036 Hey, hey, hey, yo, let's take a picture with the master, yeah? 338 00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:14,371 Little selfie style, cuz, yes, sir. 339 00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:16,115 Let's see, this... That's one's a good one. 340 00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:22,212 - Mm-hm, that's... - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 341 00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:25,927 Do something. 342 00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:28,802 They're making it look like he was their sifu. 343 00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:31,304 Let's take these k-pop rejects. 344 00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:32,308 Hang on. 345 00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:36,890 I don't think sifu would want a brawl at his funeral. 346 00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:54,157 You guys are useless! 347 00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:58,783 What'd he say? 348 00:23:00,421 --> 00:23:03,333 You know, before any of you were even born, 349 00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:06,628 I was a cook just like your sifu. 350 00:23:07,678 --> 00:23:10,636 He lent me the money to open this school. 351 00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:14,761 I always told him that he could open a school, too, 352 00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:17,308 and have more students, 353 00:23:18,272 --> 00:23:20,354 and have a bigger family. 354 00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:25,689 I think sifu was just happy being a cook 355 00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:28,312 and... teaching us. 356 00:23:28,866 --> 00:23:32,404 Yeah, "the three tigers of sifu cheung." 357 00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:37,158 Do you know if he was sick at all? 358 00:23:38,292 --> 00:23:39,702 Shouldn't you know? 359 00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:42,493 I read the autopsy. 360 00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:44,794 Cardiac arrhythmia. 361 00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:47,335 That means his heart beat irregularly 362 00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:49,254 to the point of failure. 363 00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:52,841 Common causes are congenital heart disease, 364 00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:55,430 inordinate stress, pre-existing conditions. 365 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:57,265 You sound so sure. 366 00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:58,805 I work in insurance. 367 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,932 And sifu smoked a pack a day 368 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,306 so I guess we can't be too surprised. 369 00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:05,399 Doctors. 370 00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:08,314 Westerners cannot see what gung fu sees. 371 00:24:08,322 --> 00:24:10,813 Yeah, those pesky westerners. 372 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:12,648 Let me tell you what, Carter... 373 00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:13,945 Sifu Carter! 374 00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:18,408 - Listen, if you ask me... - Uh, which I'm not. 375 00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:19,905 If you ask me... 376 00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:22,871 There was no heart attack. 377 00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:26,036 - And if I were you... - Which you're not. 378 00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:27,538 If I were you... 379 00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:30,966 I'd start with those punks. 380 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,678 Those kids have no respect for any of the old ways. 381 00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:47,642 Speaking of old ways, sifu wong, 382 00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:49,568 ah hing and I were talking. 383 00:24:49,571 --> 00:24:51,186 And we think it's probably best 384 00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:53,154 that sifu's ashes stayed with you. 385 00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:55,490 But we're two different clans. 386 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:56,494 Yeah. 387 00:24:57,746 --> 00:24:59,828 But I think sifu would be happy 388 00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:02,323 in a place where gung fu is at least practiced. 389 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,325 Why not open your own school? 390 00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:05,586 Yeah. 391 00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:07,832 We Chinese have a saying. 392 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:15,969 "A teacher for even one day 393 00:25:15,973 --> 00:25:18,385 becomes a father for a lifetime." 394 00:25:18,726 --> 00:25:22,184 A fortune cookie made with white flour. 395 00:25:22,438 --> 00:25:23,678 Relax. 396 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:29,396 Sifu wong, thank you again for everything. 397 00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:41,069 What else do you know about those kids? 398 00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:42,366 Gung fu orphans. 399 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:45,078 They never had a sifu to teach them anything proper 400 00:25:45,085 --> 00:25:46,370 so they just go out in the street 401 00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:47,493 and practice on their own. 402 00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:49,540 Listen, those kids will lie and cheat 403 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:51,129 just to build up a name for themselves. 404 00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:52,998 They could take those photos from the funeral 405 00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:55,467 and claim your sifu was their master. 406 00:25:55,471 --> 00:25:56,836 You care at all about your sifu, 407 00:25:56,847 --> 00:25:59,429 I'd find out exactly what they were doing that night. 408 00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:06,679 What if he was on to something? 409 00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:08,351 The gung fu meathead? 410 00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:12,226 Yeah, I think I'll side with a certified coroner on this one. 411 00:26:12,488 --> 00:26:14,649 Sifu was so strict with his morals. 412 00:26:15,032 --> 00:26:16,522 He could have set anyone off. 413 00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:18,569 What if he rubbed the kids the wrong way, too? 414 00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:21,326 Okay, look, this is where they found him. 415 00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:29,785 But why would sifu come all the way down here 416 00:26:30,297 --> 00:26:32,037 and not out to the street? 417 00:26:32,049 --> 00:26:33,380 Well, I don't think you have a say 418 00:26:33,383 --> 00:26:35,499 when you're having a heart attack. 419 00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:38,718 Are you done, Magnum? 420 00:26:39,348 --> 00:26:41,589 Just let the man rest in peace. 421 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,261 Then we could all move on. 422 00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:44,633 Something's not right. 423 00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:55,735 What? 424 00:26:56,406 --> 00:26:57,441 Go! 425 00:26:57,991 --> 00:26:59,527 Ah! 426 00:27:05,415 --> 00:27:07,030 Oh, come on! 427 00:27:09,086 --> 00:27:11,748 Okay, that's not happening. 428 00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:14,371 That guy's so fast! 429 00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:17,002 Good form, too. 430 00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:21,966 We need Jim. 431 00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:23,468 Down, down! 432 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:25,716 Got him where you want him, now reel him on in. 433 00:27:26,562 --> 00:27:27,722 What are you dancing for? 434 00:27:27,729 --> 00:27:29,720 You gotta get in there and take him down, bruh. 435 00:27:32,276 --> 00:27:33,857 Get in there and take him down! 436 00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:37,232 - Yeah! - Oooh woo! 437 00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:40,739 Yeah! 438 00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:42,278 What'd I told you, huh? 439 00:27:42,286 --> 00:27:43,742 Stingray, baby! 440 00:27:43,745 --> 00:27:44,745 Stingray. 441 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,991 That's not gonna work with doc Howard. 442 00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:48,488 He's tougher than this man. 443 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:51,492 No, 'cause his hands can't hit what he can't reach. 444 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:54,620 'Cause I always stay one step away. 445 00:27:56,383 --> 00:27:58,248 You gotta go to the ground! 446 00:27:58,302 --> 00:27:59,302 Dammit. 447 00:28:11,899 --> 00:28:14,891 Ah, yeah. 448 00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:17,976 Doesn't this get you all juiced up? 449 00:28:19,323 --> 00:28:20,323 No. 450 00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:23,193 Nice. 451 00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:25,568 J nothing like fighting like... j 452 00:28:25,579 --> 00:28:26,819 now what? 453 00:28:27,289 --> 00:28:28,950 No, now whip your leg. 454 00:28:29,291 --> 00:28:31,657 Start with your feet and do it right. 455 00:28:34,630 --> 00:28:35,836 More, get up faster! 456 00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:37,420 - You hear that? - What? 457 00:28:37,424 --> 00:28:39,210 He ain't really kicking that bag, man. 458 00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:41,035 He's gotta turn over his hip. 459 00:28:41,094 --> 00:28:42,584 Faster, faster. 460 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:44,086 See, speed kills. 461 00:28:44,097 --> 00:28:45,097 Hey! 462 00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:47,589 You got anal blindness? 463 00:28:48,018 --> 00:28:49,679 - Who, me? - Yeah, you. 464 00:28:49,937 --> 00:28:53,350 Do you have anal blindness? 465 00:28:53,649 --> 00:28:54,684 Um, no. 466 00:28:54,691 --> 00:28:57,307 Then why can't your ass see I'm working over here? 467 00:28:57,319 --> 00:28:59,275 Oh, we're... I'm sorry, sir, we were just... 468 00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:02,271 At least this ass can see that that's a shitty kick. 469 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:04,106 The hell you talking about? 470 00:29:04,117 --> 00:29:05,482 Kick's got no power. 471 00:29:05,494 --> 00:29:07,405 Even my big brother can tell you that. 472 00:29:08,288 --> 00:29:09,573 No power, huh? 473 00:29:10,415 --> 00:29:12,872 And what the hell would you know about power? 474 00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:14,161 I don't hear it. 475 00:29:14,503 --> 00:29:16,744 When he hits the bag, the sound isn't good. 476 00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:18,837 It's... it's too fat. 477 00:29:19,508 --> 00:29:20,543 Too fat? 478 00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:22,131 Yeah, you gotta have a sharp sound. 479 00:29:22,135 --> 00:29:24,091 Just using his leg isn't good enough. 480 00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:26,132 You gotta control all that power 481 00:29:26,181 --> 00:29:28,513 through your body from the ground up. 482 00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:30,348 That's Chinese gung fu. 483 00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:33,389 See if you do it right, you can hear the power. 484 00:29:33,563 --> 00:29:36,896 All right, kung fu panda. 485 00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:39,391 Why don't you show us something, huh? 486 00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:43,312 Let me hear how kung fu's supposed to sound. 487 00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:45,689 Might help if you turn up your hearing aid, but... 488 00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:47,149 I'll show you. 489 00:29:48,370 --> 00:29:49,576 You sure about this? 490 00:29:49,579 --> 00:29:52,241 Yeah, man, a little dojo busting like the old days. 491 00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:54,034 Let's do this. 492 00:29:59,298 --> 00:30:00,418 I'll show you how it's done. 493 00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:03,541 I just gotta warm up first, you know. 494 00:30:11,101 --> 00:30:14,559 Now see, if it's too close, it's no good. 495 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:19,064 If it's one step away further, lose a lot of power. 496 00:30:19,484 --> 00:30:22,851 It's gotta be... just right. 497 00:30:23,196 --> 00:30:26,609 All I hear is your mouth, fat hopper. 498 00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:35,201 Argh! 499 00:30:35,292 --> 00:30:37,328 Oh, god! 500 00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:39,080 That sounds fat all right. 501 00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:42,128 That's how kung fu supposed to sound? 502 00:30:42,215 --> 00:30:43,250 Ooh! 503 00:30:43,258 --> 00:30:45,169 Goddamn socks! 504 00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:46,383 I'll show you some real gung fu, 505 00:30:46,386 --> 00:30:48,092 - Fred sanford! - Step up! 506 00:30:48,096 --> 00:30:49,927 - Hey, hey, hey, hey! - Come on! 507 00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:53,007 Let's go, sanford, let's go! 508 00:30:57,522 --> 00:30:58,728 Ah hing? 509 00:30:58,732 --> 00:31:00,268 These fools with you? 510 00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:05,105 Yeah, they with me. 511 00:31:14,831 --> 00:31:16,787 Three tigers back again! 512 00:31:21,463 --> 00:31:22,498 So... 513 00:31:23,632 --> 00:31:25,418 J and I got nothing j 514 00:31:25,425 --> 00:31:29,088 j no, I got nothing without you, baby j 515 00:31:29,096 --> 00:31:31,337 you know the last time I saw dai si-hing, 516 00:31:31,348 --> 00:31:34,090 he was drinking me under the table in Japan. 517 00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:36,091 Yeah. 518 00:31:36,103 --> 00:31:37,513 When was that, '93? 519 00:31:37,771 --> 00:31:38,771 Yeah. 520 00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:42,267 Let's keep drinking. 521 00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:45,062 All you gotta be is 20 to drink in Japan, right? 522 00:31:45,946 --> 00:31:49,905 So we flew in that night, that first night in Tokyo. 523 00:31:51,118 --> 00:31:52,983 We went to town, man. 524 00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:56,157 And we tried to come back to the hotel, but I'm out. 525 00:31:56,957 --> 00:31:58,447 Nothing's waking me up. 526 00:31:58,458 --> 00:32:03,248 No alarm, no earthquake, no Godzilla. 527 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:05,461 You know what I'm saying? 528 00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:11,051 So I get up the next evening and go to find dai si-hing, 529 00:32:11,054 --> 00:32:13,591 and he's checked out of his room. 530 00:32:13,890 --> 00:32:17,474 He disappears before his fight. 531 00:32:17,477 --> 00:32:19,468 Who cares? This was 25 years ago, come on. 532 00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:21,015 - We forfeited. - Forfeited. 533 00:32:21,022 --> 00:32:22,558 I was your second, man. 534 00:32:22,566 --> 00:32:24,807 My name was on the line, too. 535 00:32:25,694 --> 00:32:27,150 Own it, bruh. 536 00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:31,105 Danny eight hands, you punked out. 537 00:32:31,324 --> 00:32:32,564 Hey, come on, come on. 538 00:32:32,701 --> 00:32:33,941 Come on, guys. 539 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:36,110 We're brothers. 540 00:32:37,247 --> 00:32:39,863 I mean I love you, guys, man, come on. 541 00:32:45,213 --> 00:32:46,498 You know what's funny? 542 00:32:46,506 --> 00:32:47,916 You guys arguing like this, 543 00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:52,301 but in 25 years neither of you ever reached out for me. 544 00:32:53,513 --> 00:32:55,219 But it's not about that, right? 545 00:32:56,183 --> 00:32:57,673 It's about sifu. 546 00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:03,970 Sifu. 547 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:05,097 - Sifu. - Sifu. 548 00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:10,898 Sifu was a beast, man. 549 00:33:11,907 --> 00:33:14,649 You sure those kids could have done something to him? 550 00:33:15,619 --> 00:33:16,950 Let's just get it done. 551 00:33:28,173 --> 00:33:29,288 Damn it! 552 00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:32,875 I've told you so many times. You have to kick higher. 553 00:33:32,886 --> 00:33:34,672 Kick higher, where's your energy at? 554 00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:36,886 - What are you doing? - I've already told you. 555 00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:38,676 Hey, punk-ass, you dropped that. 556 00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:44,512 The three tigers of sifu cheung. 557 00:33:47,192 --> 00:33:49,399 Sorry, we didn't recognize you from before, I mean, 558 00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:52,064 you look like you ate half of that guy. 559 00:33:52,072 --> 00:33:53,653 And homie, 560 00:33:53,657 --> 00:33:55,613 man, you been fasting for 20 years or what? 561 00:33:55,617 --> 00:33:57,027 You used to be the man. 562 00:33:57,369 --> 00:33:58,859 So you knew sifu cheung? 563 00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:01,786 The cooks told us you all work together. 564 00:34:02,165 --> 00:34:04,497 What were you gonna do with those photos at the funeral? 565 00:34:04,501 --> 00:34:07,914 A great master deserves true disciples. 566 00:34:07,921 --> 00:34:09,161 He already has them. 567 00:34:09,756 --> 00:34:12,589 What do you punk-asses know about being a true disciple? 568 00:34:13,426 --> 00:34:15,007 - Show him. - What? 569 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:17,756 Oh, jeez. You should have been ready for this. 570 00:34:17,764 --> 00:34:20,096 I wasn't expecting you to do that. 571 00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:21,172 See this? 572 00:34:21,184 --> 00:34:22,344 Nice rash, bitch. 573 00:34:22,352 --> 00:34:24,934 This makes him the official clan inheritor, 574 00:34:24,938 --> 00:34:26,303 our dai si-hing! 575 00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:27,520 You guys have that? 576 00:34:27,524 --> 00:34:29,606 Nope, posers. 577 00:34:29,609 --> 00:34:32,851 But that don't mean shit unless you live up to it. 578 00:34:32,862 --> 00:34:35,444 People paid big money to fly him to Japan 579 00:34:35,448 --> 00:34:37,905 to be a professional fighter. You know why? 580 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:40,821 Because he's Danny eight hands, the destroyer! 581 00:34:40,829 --> 00:34:42,444 We're wasting our time here. 582 00:34:42,455 --> 00:34:44,320 Better make that shit count, homie. 583 00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:46,455 Anytime you want, nigga. 584 00:34:47,043 --> 00:34:48,078 Boy, what you say to me? 585 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:49,041 - Oh, hell no. - Oh. 586 00:34:49,045 --> 00:34:51,536 I said knuckle up, nigga! You heard me. 587 00:34:51,548 --> 00:34:53,334 Catch this fade, homie! Square up, let's go! 588 00:34:53,341 --> 00:34:54,877 Shh. Okay, okay, wait, hold, hey, hey! 589 00:34:54,884 --> 00:34:56,545 Boy, you don't want any of this, bruh. 590 00:34:56,553 --> 00:34:57,989 - Let's go. - I'm telling you right now! 591 00:34:58,013 --> 00:35:00,049 - Walk away, man. - Dai si-hing! 592 00:35:00,307 --> 00:35:01,592 We can't let these bitch asses 593 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:02,885 - talk to us like that. - Exactly! 594 00:35:02,892 --> 00:35:04,132 They offended sifu, one. 595 00:35:04,144 --> 00:35:06,556 Two, they offended family, okay? That's ah Jim right here. 596 00:35:06,563 --> 00:35:08,724 If we don't do anything, that makes him look weak. 597 00:35:08,732 --> 00:35:11,018 - Exactly. - And that makes him oppressed. 598 00:35:11,026 --> 00:35:12,857 We defend the oppressed because we're like the 599 00:35:12,861 --> 00:35:14,317 Martin Luther kings of martial arts. 600 00:35:14,321 --> 00:35:15,902 That's three strikes right there. 601 00:35:16,364 --> 00:35:18,150 That's actually just two. 602 00:35:18,825 --> 00:35:20,907 It doesn't matter, we're good to go! 603 00:35:20,910 --> 00:35:23,492 I was... I was actually with you up until that last part 604 00:35:23,496 --> 00:35:25,782 about Dr. king, this is not true. 605 00:35:28,335 --> 00:35:30,621 These Sushi-eating fuckers have offended us. 606 00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:31,789 I like Sushi. 607 00:35:33,715 --> 00:35:35,296 We gotta let 'em know. 608 00:35:36,051 --> 00:35:37,382 Dai si-hing. 609 00:35:38,678 --> 00:35:40,464 You got my back or what? 610 00:35:43,266 --> 00:35:44,722 - Okay. - Yeah? 611 00:35:45,101 --> 00:35:47,057 - You feel that? - Okay. Yeah. 612 00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:48,434 - Let's do it. - Yeah, let's do it. 613 00:35:48,438 --> 00:35:49,974 - Let's go get their asses. - We got these guys. 614 00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:51,141 All right. 615 00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:53,181 - You want beimo? - Hell, yeah. 616 00:35:53,318 --> 00:35:54,899 First to knock out, best of three. 617 00:35:54,903 --> 00:35:56,939 If we win, you tell us everything we need to know. 618 00:35:57,030 --> 00:35:57,860 And when we win? 619 00:35:57,864 --> 00:36:00,321 Yeah, mm-hm, win? Pfft! 620 00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:01,533 If you beat us, 621 00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:04,488 I guess that means we're not undefeated anymore. 622 00:36:04,496 --> 00:36:07,454 You guys can be the new three tigers. 623 00:36:08,041 --> 00:36:10,077 - You'll give us the name? - Mm-hm. 624 00:36:10,085 --> 00:36:11,120 How do we believe you? 625 00:36:11,127 --> 00:36:13,413 Because that's what we do. 626 00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:15,958 Sifu would always say, 627 00:36:15,965 --> 00:36:18,707 gung fu without honor is just fighting. 628 00:36:18,718 --> 00:36:19,958 You're on, old pops. 629 00:36:20,303 --> 00:36:22,635 Get ready for an ass whooping of a lifetime, just, uh... 630 00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:24,345 I got vertigo, I can't go down this way. 631 00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:25,634 - Let's go this way. - You son of a bitch. 632 00:36:25,642 --> 00:36:26,427 Which way? 633 00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:28,925 Uh, what are you doing? 634 00:36:29,771 --> 00:36:31,227 Hang on, hang on, ah Jim! 635 00:36:31,398 --> 00:36:32,934 Wait, where you guys going? 636 00:36:37,946 --> 00:36:38,731 Beimo. 637 00:36:38,738 --> 00:36:40,478 Whoa. 638 00:36:40,824 --> 00:36:42,314 Okay, hang on a second. 639 00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:44,441 You see, uh... 640 00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:47,281 Seniors usually go last in beimo. 641 00:36:47,288 --> 00:36:50,121 You know, the whole seniority... 642 00:36:51,751 --> 00:36:52,866 Thing. 643 00:36:55,588 --> 00:36:56,828 Okay. 644 00:37:04,723 --> 00:37:05,963 Okay, let's go. 645 00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:07,339 Let's go, pops. 646 00:37:21,448 --> 00:37:24,064 Ooh! That's whassup! 647 00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:26,194 - Come on, Danny. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 648 00:37:26,202 --> 00:37:27,533 How's that feel, old man? 649 00:37:28,997 --> 00:37:31,238 - Let's go... - Come on, Danny, let's go! 650 00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:32,614 Let's go, dai si-hing. 651 00:37:32,834 --> 00:37:34,290 - Get up, come on. - Danny. 652 00:37:34,294 --> 00:37:35,500 What now, tigers? 653 00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:37,368 Where's your Danny eight hands at? 654 00:37:38,047 --> 00:37:39,457 More like Danny no hands! 655 00:37:39,591 --> 00:37:41,456 - Whoa! - Yo-ho! 656 00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:45,259 Oops. Spoke too soon. 657 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:46,635 Let's go, Danny. 658 00:37:46,639 --> 00:37:48,175 - Come on. - Let's go, Danny! 659 00:37:49,225 --> 00:37:50,305 Okay. 660 00:37:51,561 --> 00:37:52,676 Let's go, Danny. 661 00:37:52,687 --> 00:37:54,177 Let's go, Danny. 662 00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:59,270 That ain't nothing! 663 00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:00,646 Go to work! 664 00:38:00,653 --> 00:38:03,861 You ain't got nothing, baby. You ain't got nothing! 665 00:38:07,076 --> 00:38:07,781 Oh, oh. 666 00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:08,786 Ow! 667 00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:11,703 Hey, wait. Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait! 668 00:38:11,873 --> 00:38:13,534 _oh. 669 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:17,204 That old man broken, yo! 670 00:38:20,507 --> 00:38:21,496 Yeah, go! 671 00:38:21,508 --> 00:38:23,339 Oh, shit, oh shit! 672 00:38:23,593 --> 00:38:26,130 Look at that, oh, my goodness, yeah, yeah. 673 00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:28,048 Let's go, that's right, that's right. 674 00:38:28,056 --> 00:38:29,421 How'd that taste, old man? 675 00:38:29,432 --> 00:38:31,343 Yeah, yeah. Come on, let's... let's go. 676 00:38:31,351 --> 00:38:33,271 - Good night, bitch. - Come on, let's go get him. 677 00:38:37,190 --> 00:38:39,306 - Okay, hold, hold him. - I got him. 678 00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:46,024 Okay, okay, okay. 679 00:38:46,074 --> 00:38:48,406 - Relax, relax, relax. - What... what happened? 680 00:38:48,409 --> 00:38:49,865 Okay, come on, come on. 681 00:38:49,869 --> 00:38:51,359 Wait, why are they laughing at us? 682 00:38:52,539 --> 00:38:55,030 Okay, what are they gonna do? Ouch. 683 00:39:02,048 --> 00:39:03,538 Okay, come on, hing. 684 00:39:25,154 --> 00:39:26,269 Get him. 685 00:39:40,837 --> 00:39:43,704 Oh, yeah, yeah, knocked your teeth out. 686 00:39:56,603 --> 00:39:58,639 - Oh, shit! - Oh, shit! 687 00:39:59,898 --> 00:40:01,934 Oh. 688 00:40:06,529 --> 00:40:10,067 Keep laughing, keep laughing. 689 00:40:13,703 --> 00:40:14,703 Ah! 690 00:40:18,082 --> 00:40:20,198 Get up! Fu, get up! 691 00:40:20,209 --> 00:40:21,790 Oh, shit! 692 00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:26,587 Whoa. Okay, hing, hing! 693 00:40:26,591 --> 00:40:30,083 This is what happens when you play with grown men! 694 00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:31,630 Hing, you got him already. 695 00:40:32,847 --> 00:40:33,962 Whoa! 696 00:40:36,559 --> 00:40:37,995 - No, wait a minute. - Hing, hing, hing. 697 00:40:38,019 --> 00:40:40,761 - Hey, hey, hing... - Take out the trash! 698 00:40:40,772 --> 00:40:42,478 You can't do that, that's not kung fu! 699 00:40:42,607 --> 00:40:44,518 Honor, hing! Ho... 700 00:40:48,404 --> 00:40:50,645 - C'mon, ful! - Tie game! Yeah! 701 00:40:52,325 --> 00:40:53,565 C'mon, fu! 702 00:40:55,703 --> 00:40:57,409 That's what you get! 703 00:40:57,413 --> 00:40:58,949 - That's my man. - No, I'm good, I'm good. 704 00:40:58,957 --> 00:41:00,072 - I'm good. - All right. 705 00:41:00,416 --> 00:41:02,247 - Shit's foul, man. - We got this. 706 00:41:02,251 --> 00:41:03,331 - Mm-hm. - Mm-hm. 707 00:41:05,838 --> 00:41:07,203 What's wrong, you scared? 708 00:41:07,215 --> 00:41:09,831 Um, I forgot the salute. 709 00:41:11,177 --> 00:41:12,838 - What? - What do you mean you forgot? 710 00:41:12,845 --> 00:41:15,803 I don't quite remember exactly what to do. 711 00:41:16,557 --> 00:41:18,297 - But, uh... - Forget it. 712 00:41:47,255 --> 00:41:48,620 Okay. 713 00:41:50,717 --> 00:41:52,378 Oh-hohoho, it's close one, eh? 714 00:41:52,385 --> 00:41:53,545 Come on. 715 00:41:53,678 --> 00:41:54,963 Oh, okay. 716 00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:17,440 Ooh! 717 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,406 - Yes, sir! - That's what's up! 718 00:42:22,582 --> 00:42:24,322 - Come on, ah Jim. - Get up, get up! 719 00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:26,119 - Boi, come on. - Can't even get up. 720 00:42:26,252 --> 00:42:27,662 Meow. Let's go. 721 00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:28,705 Come on, has-been. 722 00:42:28,713 --> 00:42:30,169 Yeah, what's up? 723 00:42:30,673 --> 00:42:31,503 Come on, old man. 724 00:42:31,507 --> 00:42:33,293 - I dare you! - Paper tiger, what's up? 725 00:42:33,384 --> 00:42:35,466 Let's go! 726 00:42:38,264 --> 00:42:39,299 Get up, yo, get up! 727 00:42:39,307 --> 00:42:40,968 - Get up! - Come on, get up! 728 00:42:40,975 --> 00:42:42,340 I got you! 729 00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:45,552 - Come on, get up! - All day, baby! 730 00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:47,895 - All day! - Out, he's out, get off! 731 00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:50,231 Out, he's out already, he's out! 732 00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:56,108 Yeah, that's my nigga. 733 00:42:59,452 --> 00:43:01,864 What? 734 00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:04,537 Three tigers, still undefeated, baby. 735 00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:05,780 Yes, sir! 736 00:43:06,542 --> 00:43:08,624 Man, that was fun. 737 00:43:18,346 --> 00:43:21,304 Hold him up. 738 00:43:21,974 --> 00:43:23,134 Really? 739 00:43:36,864 --> 00:43:38,274 Now, honor your word. 740 00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:42,067 What was your relationship with sifu cheung? 741 00:43:42,912 --> 00:43:44,402 I asked him once if he'd teach us. 742 00:43:44,622 --> 00:43:45,622 What'd he say? 743 00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:47,454 He wasn't having it. 744 00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:49,824 He swore he'd never teach anyone anything anymore. 745 00:43:49,836 --> 00:43:52,748 He was always screaming about ungrateful disciples. 746 00:43:52,922 --> 00:43:56,289 He slammed a butcher knife onto the block and broke it. 747 00:43:56,843 --> 00:43:58,583 Sifu was always good to me. 748 00:43:59,637 --> 00:44:01,502 We'd never do anything to hurt him. 749 00:44:01,764 --> 00:44:03,880 Delete all the photos you took at the funeral. 750 00:44:03,891 --> 00:44:05,097 All of it. 751 00:44:05,101 --> 00:44:07,342 I don't want anyone getting the wrong idea. 752 00:44:10,857 --> 00:44:12,813 We might be a disgrace, 753 00:44:14,277 --> 00:44:17,235 but sifu had only three disciples. 754 00:44:19,198 --> 00:44:21,359 Hey, yo, man, sorry, I called you nig... 755 00:44:22,285 --> 00:44:23,525 The n-word. 756 00:44:32,086 --> 00:44:33,496 ! Found it. 757 00:44:33,504 --> 00:44:36,712 Right behind your gonorrhea pills. 758 00:44:38,634 --> 00:44:39,669 Oh. 759 00:44:40,136 --> 00:44:41,171 Is it still good? 760 00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:42,885 - Yeah, it's good. - Oh, man. 761 00:44:42,889 --> 00:44:44,754 The longer the jow ferments, the better. 762 00:44:44,765 --> 00:44:46,050 Rub me down then, nurse. 763 00:44:46,058 --> 00:44:48,925 My god, you still believe in that stuff? 764 00:44:49,103 --> 00:44:50,103 Mm. 765 00:44:50,229 --> 00:44:51,514 I'll be good to go. 766 00:44:52,064 --> 00:44:54,897 Aah, in the morning. 767 00:44:54,901 --> 00:44:56,812 Yeah, well, I'm good to go now. 768 00:44:57,653 --> 00:44:59,314 Somebody had to carry the team. 769 00:44:59,322 --> 00:45:00,562 You mean we had to 770 00:45:00,573 --> 00:45:01,858 - carry the team. - Okay. 771 00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:03,982 I'll drink to that. 772 00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:06,692 I bet you Carter knew 773 00:45:06,704 --> 00:45:08,660 the whole time those kids were a bust. 774 00:45:09,081 --> 00:45:11,163 We should get to sifu wong's early tomorrow, 775 00:45:11,167 --> 00:45:12,703 see if he's heard anything new. 776 00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:15,452 We would have killed those kids in our prime. 777 00:45:15,463 --> 00:45:16,669 It's weird. 778 00:45:18,174 --> 00:45:21,211 It's like I could feel what I needed to do. 779 00:45:23,054 --> 00:45:25,841 Where to move, but like... 780 00:45:27,225 --> 00:45:28,931 My body wouldn't listen. 781 00:45:28,935 --> 00:45:30,175 Getting old, my man. 782 00:45:30,186 --> 00:45:31,676 Body's slowing down. 783 00:45:31,687 --> 00:45:32,927 Sifu never slowed down. 784 00:45:32,939 --> 00:45:34,679 Sifu's not everybody. 785 00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:38,770 None of us could touch him, ever. 786 00:45:39,737 --> 00:45:42,023 Well, that's 'cause sifu was fast. 787 00:45:43,532 --> 00:45:45,648 I wasn't fast, I was first. 788 00:45:47,078 --> 00:45:49,114 - Same thing. - Same thing, right? 789 00:45:49,121 --> 00:45:50,156 No. 790 00:45:52,208 --> 00:45:54,324 You remember doing meditations? 791 00:45:55,044 --> 00:45:56,784 When I had it just right, 792 00:45:57,505 --> 00:46:00,588 I was the most relaxed I'd ever been. 793 00:46:01,425 --> 00:46:05,714 I could feel the color in the grass. 794 00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:07,715 It was intense. 795 00:46:07,723 --> 00:46:10,510 So anytime we went to beimo 796 00:46:10,518 --> 00:46:13,134 when I had my breathing down just right, 797 00:46:13,145 --> 00:46:15,181 I could get the world to slow down. 798 00:46:16,315 --> 00:46:19,773 I, I mean, I could feel the other guy's muscles 799 00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:23,565 tensing up long before he even would try to punch. 800 00:46:24,115 --> 00:46:26,857 That's how I would always hit first. 801 00:46:26,867 --> 00:46:29,449 I knew what the other guy was going to do 802 00:46:29,453 --> 00:46:31,068 before he even thought of it. 803 00:46:31,497 --> 00:46:32,156 What? 804 00:46:32,164 --> 00:46:34,906 No, no, there's... There's something to that. 805 00:46:34,917 --> 00:46:37,158 It's like when I fell off the scaffold. 806 00:46:37,169 --> 00:46:39,285 I mean it was only ten feet high, but... 807 00:46:40,339 --> 00:46:41,374 It seemed like 808 00:46:41,382 --> 00:46:45,250 it was the longest time before I actually hit the ground. 809 00:46:47,638 --> 00:46:49,048 It was a trip. 810 00:46:49,765 --> 00:46:51,847 Think you could have pulled that on sifu? 811 00:46:52,143 --> 00:46:53,143 Oh, jeez. 812 00:47:08,242 --> 00:47:12,235 You know, if you would have came with us to Japan, 813 00:47:12,330 --> 00:47:16,369 maybe you could have talked some sense into dai si-hing. 814 00:47:16,917 --> 00:47:18,999 I couldn't leave sifu alone like that. 815 00:47:19,420 --> 00:47:21,035 Teacher's pet, huh? 816 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,376 We were all equally his sons. 817 00:47:24,383 --> 00:47:27,170 No, no, you were definitely his favorites. 818 00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:29,506 Dai si-hing, he inherits the clan. 819 00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:31,299 You? You learned how to heal. 820 00:47:31,307 --> 00:47:32,467 What do I get? 821 00:47:33,225 --> 00:47:34,806 You get to eat the chicken. 822 00:47:35,436 --> 00:47:36,972 I'MMA forget that. 823 00:47:36,979 --> 00:47:39,061 I'MMA forget that you said that. 824 00:47:48,199 --> 00:47:49,405 What? 825 00:47:51,619 --> 00:47:54,406 Did he teach you poison fingers? 826 00:47:54,413 --> 00:47:56,495 Come on, man. 827 00:47:56,499 --> 00:48:00,492 "You want to learn poison finger, you work hard... 828 00:48:00,503 --> 00:48:03,119 - For 20 more years!" - "For 20 more years!" 829 00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:05,840 Yeah. 830 00:48:10,012 --> 00:48:11,218 No. 831 00:48:13,599 --> 00:48:14,805 After you two left, 832 00:48:14,809 --> 00:48:16,925 old man lost his heart for fighting. 833 00:48:17,770 --> 00:48:19,635 So all we did was medicine. 834 00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,606 Do you think the poison fingers is real? 835 00:48:31,075 --> 00:48:34,317 Every good gung fu man keeps a secret. 836 00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:13,155 Imagine if we all stayed... 837 00:49:13,451 --> 00:49:15,612 Cooped up in that garage... 838 00:49:16,579 --> 00:49:20,367 With the old man sitting over in the corner and smoking, 839 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,740 watching horse racing. 840 00:49:24,295 --> 00:49:27,378 When we gather up all the kids in the neighborhood and teach... 841 00:49:31,218 --> 00:49:32,253 For free. 842 00:49:34,805 --> 00:49:36,341 Is that so bad? 843 00:49:37,892 --> 00:49:39,803 Well, you gotta eat. 844 00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:43,010 You gotta pay rent. 845 00:49:44,315 --> 00:49:45,395 Yeah. 846 00:49:47,776 --> 00:49:50,893 When the old folks in Chinatown couldn't afford treatment, 847 00:49:51,489 --> 00:49:52,228 sifu would offer to do 848 00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:54,355 free clinics for them on the weekends. 849 00:49:54,366 --> 00:49:57,028 Because it was "honorable and righteous". 850 00:49:57,036 --> 00:49:58,526 Yeah, "righteous". 851 00:49:58,537 --> 00:49:59,617 Guess who he expected 852 00:49:59,622 --> 00:50:01,658 to come out to work for free, too? 853 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,206 Of course. 854 00:50:04,877 --> 00:50:06,583 Man, I'll be honest. 855 00:50:06,587 --> 00:50:08,452 I mean I was doing hotel security back then, 856 00:50:08,464 --> 00:50:10,546 I mean I was getting paid, it's good money. 857 00:50:10,925 --> 00:50:13,792 So taking a day off from work for a bunch of senior citizens 858 00:50:13,802 --> 00:50:17,260 that can only repay you with flowers and vegetables, 859 00:50:17,264 --> 00:50:19,630 I mean that's nice, but you know. 860 00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:24,059 That day that sifu needed me, 861 00:50:25,689 --> 00:50:27,520 I didn't say anything to him. 862 00:50:28,359 --> 00:50:30,395 I'd just go to my hotel job. 863 00:50:33,197 --> 00:50:36,530 Funny thing is, he doesn't call me. 864 00:50:37,201 --> 00:50:38,941 He doesn't come looking for me. 865 00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:43,988 A week rolls by, I still don't hear from him. 866 00:50:43,999 --> 00:50:45,455 So now I don't know what to expect. 867 00:50:45,459 --> 00:50:48,417 I mean, is he mad? Depressed? 868 00:50:49,713 --> 00:50:51,544 He already lost you two, right? 869 00:50:55,636 --> 00:50:56,796 But... 870 00:50:59,098 --> 00:51:01,589 I never got up the courage... 871 00:51:02,935 --> 00:51:04,550 To show my face 872 00:51:06,897 --> 00:51:10,435 and just man up and say I'm sorry. 873 00:51:14,697 --> 00:51:20,067 Now, sifu dies all alone in a goddam alley. 874 00:51:22,746 --> 00:51:25,112 Can't put that all on yourself, man. 875 00:51:26,750 --> 00:51:30,493 Gung fu means nothing without your word. 876 00:51:32,089 --> 00:51:34,421 I mean if we promise to do something... 877 00:51:36,844 --> 00:51:39,756 We better do it, right? 878 00:51:56,780 --> 00:51:57,986 Shit. 879 00:52:05,956 --> 00:52:07,196 Shit. 880 00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:28,016 Shit! 881 00:52:42,743 --> 00:52:44,734 Yeah, let's go. 882 00:53:00,135 --> 00:53:02,217 Ah, shit. Oh, shit. 883 00:53:03,055 --> 00:53:03,840 Ah! 884 00:53:04,056 --> 00:53:07,298 The three tigers of sifu cheung finally back together. 885 00:53:07,309 --> 00:53:08,469 Is sifu wong in? 886 00:53:08,477 --> 00:53:10,183 Oh, he just stepped out for a walk. 887 00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:11,222 Should be back soon though. 888 00:53:11,230 --> 00:53:13,016 You're more than welcome to come in. 889 00:53:13,023 --> 00:53:14,388 Have some tea while you wait? 890 00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:15,400 Tea? 891 00:53:16,068 --> 00:53:17,478 You won't wanna fight or nothing, huh? 892 00:53:17,486 --> 00:53:18,486 No. 893 00:53:22,908 --> 00:53:24,239 Danny four feet. 894 00:53:28,747 --> 00:53:30,328 Anybody smell Rogaine? 895 00:53:33,377 --> 00:53:34,787 I remember picking these leaves 896 00:53:34,795 --> 00:53:36,786 from the tian shan mountain range. 897 00:53:37,172 --> 00:53:38,628 Plucked 'em from the top. 898 00:53:52,062 --> 00:53:53,598 Heard about yesterday. 899 00:53:55,816 --> 00:53:58,023 Tough times for Danny eight hands. 900 00:54:00,487 --> 00:54:01,693 How did you hear about that? 901 00:54:01,697 --> 00:54:03,858 Nobody gossips like the Chinese. 902 00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:05,405 Oh, no, no, it's online. 903 00:54:05,951 --> 00:54:08,317 Yeah, the kids put up a play-by-play and everything. 904 00:54:09,872 --> 00:54:11,658 You're Internet famous. 905 00:54:13,041 --> 00:54:14,656 Son of a bitch. 906 00:54:15,335 --> 00:54:17,246 Oh, forgot to like it. 907 00:54:17,713 --> 00:54:19,578 Yeah, but what do you expect these days? 908 00:54:20,174 --> 00:54:22,540 Nobody cares about the code of beimo anymore. 909 00:54:22,551 --> 00:54:24,507 Used to be about respect. 910 00:54:24,511 --> 00:54:26,718 You'd fight, and no matter who won... 911 00:54:27,222 --> 00:54:29,087 Nobody talked about it afterward. 912 00:54:29,099 --> 00:54:32,136 Carter, those kids had no idea how sifu died. 913 00:54:32,144 --> 00:54:34,135 Well, it was worth a shot, right? 914 00:54:35,814 --> 00:54:39,022 Actually, for you, more like five straight shots to the head. 915 00:54:39,443 --> 00:54:40,523 Definitely worth it. 916 00:54:40,527 --> 00:54:44,440 So you knew it was a dead end, huh? You set us up. 917 00:54:44,448 --> 00:54:46,279 No, I didn't know what they knew. 918 00:54:47,159 --> 00:54:48,740 Just thought it'd be a better bet for them 919 00:54:48,744 --> 00:54:52,202 to face off against you, the great three tigers. 920 00:54:53,499 --> 00:54:54,909 Well, the old you. 921 00:54:55,459 --> 00:54:59,043 Then again the now you is the old you. 922 00:55:00,422 --> 00:55:02,003 Or is it the lesser you? 923 00:55:02,508 --> 00:55:04,169 Anything else you figured out? 924 00:55:06,637 --> 00:55:08,628 - I got a couple of ideas. - And? 925 00:55:08,639 --> 00:55:10,379 So sad. 926 00:55:11,308 --> 00:55:12,844 A toast! 927 00:55:12,893 --> 00:55:14,804 To the once great Danny eight hands. 928 00:55:15,521 --> 00:55:16,351 - I... - What are you doing? 929 00:55:16,355 --> 00:55:18,155 - I didn't know he'll say that. - Put it down. 930 00:55:19,900 --> 00:55:22,232 And it doesn't change a thing for others. 931 00:55:22,236 --> 00:55:24,272 I think I might have changed just a little bit. 932 00:55:26,532 --> 00:55:27,738 Not like you. 933 00:55:31,161 --> 00:55:32,901 At least it's natural. 934 00:55:32,913 --> 00:55:35,325 We'll look for sifu wong when he gets back. 935 00:55:36,166 --> 00:55:37,326 You want a theory? 936 00:55:37,334 --> 00:55:39,416 - Okay, here we go. - No, no, not really. 937 00:55:39,419 --> 00:55:42,081 How about your sifu took on another disciple? 938 00:55:42,589 --> 00:55:44,830 We're his only sworn disciples. 939 00:55:44,842 --> 00:55:45,752 I was with him last. 940 00:55:45,759 --> 00:55:47,340 Yeah, 15 years ago? 941 00:55:48,136 --> 00:55:49,842 Plenty of time to raise somebody new. 942 00:55:49,847 --> 00:55:51,007 Who is it then? 943 00:55:54,434 --> 00:55:56,095 - Beimo? - There it is. 944 00:55:56,478 --> 00:55:58,764 There it is. 945 00:56:03,110 --> 00:56:04,145 What? 946 00:56:04,152 --> 00:56:08,486 When the hands cross, all will be revealed. 947 00:56:08,949 --> 00:56:09,984 Best of three. 948 00:56:09,992 --> 00:56:11,402 Hell, make it easy. 949 00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:15,903 Three matches, but only one of you has to beat me. 950 00:56:27,801 --> 00:56:30,417 When'd you get so cocky, man? 951 00:56:30,429 --> 00:56:32,670 I like it. 952 00:56:32,681 --> 00:56:34,296 What do you say, dai si-hing? 953 00:56:34,933 --> 00:56:36,264 What if we lose? 954 00:56:45,152 --> 00:56:46,483 Can you just say it in english? 955 00:56:46,486 --> 00:56:48,147 I mean, just say it in english, man. 956 00:56:48,155 --> 00:56:50,066 Because we can't understand. 957 00:56:50,073 --> 00:56:52,359 The fiercest tigers... 958 00:56:52,367 --> 00:56:56,110 Can never share the same mountain. 959 00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:59,196 You pick yourself up off the floor 960 00:57:00,208 --> 00:57:02,290 and you get the hell out of my school. 961 00:57:10,594 --> 00:57:12,459 All right. 962 00:57:12,471 --> 00:57:15,087 Come on, ah Jim, you're first. Make sifu proud. 963 00:57:16,141 --> 00:57:17,472 Yeah, yeah. 964 00:57:17,476 --> 00:57:19,262 Man, I hope you brought your ground game. 965 00:57:19,269 --> 00:57:22,477 Otherwise, I'm putting you to sleep. 966 00:57:22,481 --> 00:57:25,894 Oh, are you gonna use Brazilian jiu-jitsu on me? 967 00:57:26,443 --> 00:57:28,479 Forgot your gung fu already? 968 00:57:43,168 --> 00:57:44,168 Dragon! 969 00:57:46,421 --> 00:57:47,957 Snake! 970 00:57:47,965 --> 00:57:49,171 Oh, my god. 971 00:57:51,885 --> 00:57:53,045 Tiger! 972 00:57:56,056 --> 00:57:57,091 Cock! 973 00:57:59,101 --> 00:58:00,261 Crane. 974 00:58:17,953 --> 00:58:19,409 This is like what? 975 00:58:19,705 --> 00:58:21,241 You serious? 976 00:58:22,582 --> 00:58:23,662 Okay. 977 00:58:41,268 --> 00:58:43,099 Oh, come on, Jim. 978 00:58:43,311 --> 00:58:44,767 You think you're smart, huh? 979 00:58:44,771 --> 00:58:46,352 You wanna dance with me? 980 00:59:00,829 --> 00:59:01,409 Did he hit me? 981 00:59:01,413 --> 00:59:02,653 No, it's just a glance, man. 982 00:59:02,664 --> 00:59:04,074 - It's fine... - You got this... 983 00:59:04,082 --> 00:59:05,538 It's fine. 984 00:59:10,964 --> 00:59:12,420 Oh. 985 00:59:17,262 --> 00:59:18,422 All right. 986 00:59:22,726 --> 00:59:24,216 Uh-huh. Come on! 987 00:59:24,561 --> 00:59:25,561 Uh-huh. 988 00:59:32,486 --> 00:59:33,396 Ooh! 989 00:59:33,403 --> 00:59:35,268 - Get up, come on, get up! - Come on, Jim, get up. 990 00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:37,066 - Let's do it. - That ain't nothing. 991 00:59:49,169 --> 00:59:50,500 Panther! 992 00:59:51,713 --> 00:59:52,793 Oh! 993 00:59:56,551 --> 00:59:57,506 Woo! 994 00:59:57,511 --> 00:59:58,216 Oh! 995 00:59:58,386 --> 01:00:00,217 Come on. 996 01:00:00,430 --> 01:00:01,761 Come on. Okay, yeah. 997 01:00:02,015 --> 01:00:04,222 Oh, grandmaster chan? 998 01:00:04,810 --> 01:00:05,845 We did it. 999 01:00:07,354 --> 01:00:08,354 We did it! 1000 01:00:08,522 --> 01:00:09,602 Ooh! 1001 01:00:15,070 --> 01:00:16,435 One down. 1002 01:00:17,364 --> 01:00:18,364 Two to go. 1003 01:00:18,824 --> 01:00:19,813 [T's not fair, Carter. 1004 01:00:19,825 --> 01:00:21,406 You're cheating with all that baby oil. 1005 01:00:21,409 --> 01:00:22,945 He just beat our best guy. 1006 01:00:23,328 --> 01:00:24,534 Oh, no offense. 1007 01:00:24,830 --> 01:00:25,865 All right. 1008 01:00:28,333 --> 01:00:29,539 What about a... 1009 01:00:30,418 --> 01:00:32,500 Handicap for your handicap? 1010 01:00:32,504 --> 01:00:34,335 Use any weapon you want. 1011 01:00:34,339 --> 01:00:35,704 First blood? 1012 01:00:35,715 --> 01:00:37,205 Even a pin prick. 1013 01:00:38,009 --> 01:00:39,965 Fine. But you're the prick. 1014 01:00:40,387 --> 01:00:42,298 - No, you're the prick. - I'm the pin, you're the prick. 1015 01:00:42,305 --> 01:00:43,511 No, you're the prick. 1016 01:00:43,515 --> 01:00:44,925 And I'm pinning you 1017 01:00:44,933 --> 01:00:46,594 with my prick... With your prick. 1018 01:00:46,601 --> 01:00:47,340 Ew. 1019 01:00:47,352 --> 01:00:48,717 Just pick a weapon! 1020 01:01:25,432 --> 01:01:27,343 Oh. 1021 01:01:53,919 --> 01:01:54,954 Wha... 1022 01:02:02,802 --> 01:02:04,167 Not the hair, not the hair! 1023 01:02:04,179 --> 01:02:05,794 No, no, no, no! 1024 01:02:32,123 --> 01:02:34,910 No, no, no, no! 1025 01:02:35,210 --> 01:02:37,747 No, no, no, no! 1026 01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:46,926 Bald eagle. 1027 01:03:12,622 --> 01:03:14,112 That's it. 1028 01:03:14,124 --> 01:03:16,035 - He's doing his breathing. - Yeah. 1029 01:03:16,042 --> 01:03:18,203 That's it, dai si-hing, nice and easy. 1030 01:03:35,145 --> 01:03:36,681 Yes, oh, yeah! 1031 01:03:36,688 --> 01:03:38,474 Yes! 1032 01:03:38,523 --> 01:03:40,730 Yes, Danny! 1033 01:03:41,443 --> 01:03:42,728 Okay, okay, careful! 1034 01:03:58,793 --> 01:03:59,748 Oh, no, no, no. 1035 01:03:59,753 --> 01:04:01,368 Come on. 1036 01:04:13,516 --> 01:04:15,757 Aah! 1037 01:04:19,606 --> 01:04:20,937 Come on, come on. 1038 01:04:28,323 --> 01:04:30,439 Wait, Carter! 1039 01:04:45,215 --> 01:04:46,215 Did I win? 1040 01:04:47,926 --> 01:04:49,166 Carter. 1041 01:04:49,761 --> 01:04:52,298 What, sifu? We're just playing around. 1042 01:04:52,806 --> 01:04:54,296 I was only going half power. 1043 01:04:54,307 --> 01:04:56,298 You are not that strong. 1044 01:04:58,353 --> 01:04:59,809 I am that strong. 1045 01:05:00,313 --> 01:05:01,849 Sifu wong? 1046 01:05:02,774 --> 01:05:06,187 Did our sifu take in a new disciple? 1047 01:05:06,194 --> 01:05:08,981 No, never. 1048 01:05:16,621 --> 01:05:19,988 Then why is Carter going on about another disciple? 1049 01:05:23,378 --> 01:05:24,584 Carter! 1050 01:05:30,260 --> 01:05:32,797 Last winter, I received a challenge letter. 1051 01:05:32,804 --> 01:05:34,644 Wanted to fight me here at the school. 1052 01:05:34,889 --> 01:05:37,175 He'd already been around to the other masters and... 1053 01:05:37,684 --> 01:05:39,424 He'd beaten them all bad. 1054 01:05:39,436 --> 01:05:40,642 Did you win? 1055 01:05:43,690 --> 01:05:45,180 You got your butt kicked, didn't you? 1056 01:05:45,191 --> 01:05:46,601 I didn't lose! 1057 01:05:48,987 --> 01:05:50,397 I didn't win either. 1058 01:05:52,282 --> 01:05:53,271 When he was on his way here, 1059 01:05:53,283 --> 01:05:55,865 I locked up the school, turned out the lights. 1060 01:05:56,369 --> 01:05:58,200 Stayed up here until he left. 1061 01:05:59,664 --> 01:06:02,656 Your sifu came over to personally apologize. 1062 01:06:05,503 --> 01:06:07,789 Said his disciple was totally out of control. 1063 01:06:08,131 --> 01:06:11,965 He actually said that, "his disciple"? 1064 01:06:13,219 --> 01:06:15,005 Where can we find this guy? 1065 01:06:15,430 --> 01:06:16,636 Try the dungeon. 1066 01:06:16,973 --> 01:06:18,383 His type might hang out there. 1067 01:06:18,391 --> 01:06:19,380 The dungeon? 1068 01:06:19,392 --> 01:06:21,257 - You know this? - Oh, yeah. 1069 01:06:21,269 --> 01:06:22,759 They say it's a mob front. 1070 01:06:23,396 --> 01:06:26,433 Bunch of journeymen who do enforcer work on the side. 1071 01:06:26,441 --> 01:06:28,682 This guy turned his back on your sifu, 1072 01:06:28,693 --> 01:06:30,558 got mixed up with the triads. 1073 01:06:31,029 --> 01:06:34,066 Sifu cheung swore he would take back his gung fu. 1074 01:06:34,073 --> 01:06:35,529 You're saying they fought? 1075 01:06:36,993 --> 01:06:38,608 How'd sifu lose? 1076 01:06:41,122 --> 01:06:42,828 Oh, come on. 1077 01:06:45,668 --> 01:06:47,124 Oh! 1078 01:06:48,671 --> 01:06:50,161 My head's killing me. 1079 01:06:50,173 --> 01:06:51,538 Could be. 1080 01:06:52,300 --> 01:06:55,417 You did get knocked out twice in one day. 1081 01:06:55,428 --> 01:06:57,794 All that blood pressure squeezing your brain 1082 01:06:57,805 --> 01:06:59,170 against your skull. 1083 01:06:59,599 --> 01:07:01,385 It's what killed Bruce Lee. 1084 01:07:05,897 --> 01:07:08,138 Oh, there you go. 1085 01:07:08,149 --> 01:07:09,149 Oh. 1086 01:07:09,442 --> 01:07:11,649 - Mm-mm. - Trust me, it works. 1087 01:07:19,994 --> 01:07:21,575 Is that what I think it is? 1088 01:07:32,632 --> 01:07:33,632 Oh. 1089 01:07:33,967 --> 01:07:35,047 Really? 1090 01:07:35,051 --> 01:07:36,916 The holy grail. 1091 01:07:37,262 --> 01:07:38,342 Yes! 1092 01:07:42,225 --> 01:07:43,590 Why are we here? 1093 01:07:43,643 --> 01:07:46,055 Oh, Carter always loses. 1094 01:07:46,813 --> 01:07:48,724 This is when you put it on him. 1095 01:07:48,815 --> 01:07:51,181 You dismantled him this time, I remember this. 1096 01:07:51,192 --> 01:07:53,524 I'm not gonna take my jacket off this time. Watch. 1097 01:07:53,528 --> 01:07:54,859 Okay, dai si-hing? 1098 01:08:01,077 --> 01:08:03,284 Oh, he's mad, oh! 1099 01:08:03,955 --> 01:08:06,241 I still can't believe he just waxed all our asses. 1100 01:08:09,752 --> 01:08:11,834 Oh! 1101 01:08:12,297 --> 01:08:13,332 Come on, open it. 1102 01:08:13,339 --> 01:08:15,455 God, god, god. 1103 01:08:17,385 --> 01:08:18,750 What does it say? 1104 01:08:19,304 --> 01:08:20,635 I'm in. 1105 01:08:20,638 --> 01:08:21,844 You're going to Japan? 1106 01:08:21,848 --> 01:08:23,884 We're going to Japan! 1107 01:08:24,642 --> 01:08:27,384 We're gonna be rich! 1108 01:08:29,355 --> 01:08:32,438 [Allljapan, Japan, Japan! 1109 01:08:36,613 --> 01:08:37,898 Danny? 1110 01:08:46,414 --> 01:08:47,824 Oh, what is that? 1111 01:08:48,249 --> 01:08:49,534 Oh, yum. 1112 01:08:52,670 --> 01:08:54,035 - Chicken! - Oh, damn. 1113 01:08:55,173 --> 01:08:56,959 - Oh, yeah! - We were always mealing, man. 1114 01:08:56,966 --> 01:08:58,001 Sifu's cooking? 1115 01:08:58,134 --> 01:08:59,214 What are you guys eating? 1116 01:08:59,469 --> 01:09:00,629 Careful, hing. 1117 01:09:00,803 --> 01:09:01,758 You're gonna get fat. 1118 01:09:01,763 --> 01:09:02,923 He's gonna get so fat. 1119 01:09:06,017 --> 01:09:07,052 That's nasty. 1120 01:09:07,101 --> 01:09:08,090 Oh. 1121 01:09:08,102 --> 01:09:10,138 Hey, guys, wait for sifu! 1122 01:09:11,272 --> 01:09:13,137 - Sifu! - See, man, I told you. 1123 01:09:13,149 --> 01:09:15,435 You always got the best piece of chicken. 1124 01:09:17,737 --> 01:09:19,068 It's true! 1125 01:09:19,280 --> 01:09:20,895 Oh, thank you, sifu. 1126 01:09:20,907 --> 01:09:22,488 I'm going to slow down, calm down... 1127 01:09:22,533 --> 01:09:23,488 Oh! Oh. 1128 01:09:23,493 --> 01:09:25,233 Okay, go ahead, go ahead I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1129 01:09:25,244 --> 01:09:26,950 What? Ah, too slow! 1130 01:09:26,954 --> 01:09:28,819 - Master your chopsticks. - Yes. 1131 01:09:28,831 --> 01:09:32,164 Okay, now, before we start. 1132 01:09:33,044 --> 01:09:34,454 Happy birthday, Jim. 1133 01:09:34,629 --> 01:09:35,664 Thank you, sifu. 1134 01:09:35,672 --> 01:09:36,627 Happy birthday, Jim. 1135 01:09:36,631 --> 01:09:39,213 Thank you, guys. Thank you so much. 1136 01:09:39,884 --> 01:09:41,715 But this is all for me, right, sifu? 1137 01:09:42,553 --> 01:09:43,542 You can't eat all that. 1138 01:09:43,554 --> 01:09:44,634 You're not sharing? 1139 01:09:50,645 --> 01:09:53,637 - Not "I", it's "we". - We. We! 1140 01:09:53,648 --> 01:09:55,684 - It's for us! - We. 1141 01:10:04,784 --> 01:10:06,240 Really, stairs? 1142 01:10:06,452 --> 01:10:09,159 This ain't exactly handicap-friendly. 1143 01:10:09,372 --> 01:10:11,237 Not that I'm handicapped. 1144 01:10:11,666 --> 01:10:12,826 You sure this is the spot? 1145 01:10:12,834 --> 01:10:15,701 Yeah, so keep your head on a swivel, understand? 1146 01:10:17,171 --> 01:10:19,787 So, uh, how do we find this guy, huh? 1147 01:10:20,258 --> 01:10:23,045 Easy. Find the one that hits the hardest. 1148 01:10:24,095 --> 01:10:25,710 Find the one that hits the hardest? 1149 01:10:26,305 --> 01:10:27,305 How? 1150 01:11:38,294 --> 01:11:39,204 Any luck? 1151 01:11:39,212 --> 01:11:41,419 Man, everybody here looks like they can put the hurt on. 1152 01:11:41,881 --> 01:11:43,371 I mean, what are we looking for? 1153 01:11:43,758 --> 01:11:45,669 Not looking, listen. 1154 01:11:46,177 --> 01:11:47,257 What? 1155 01:11:53,935 --> 01:11:56,301 Ah hing, talk to me. 1156 01:12:09,283 --> 01:12:11,820 That's... the sound. 1157 01:12:14,330 --> 01:12:15,661 Whoa. 1158 01:12:20,044 --> 01:12:21,375 Damn. 1159 01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:44,015 Let's go. Go, go! 1160 01:12:45,820 --> 01:12:47,401 That's too close, man. 1161 01:12:47,405 --> 01:12:50,067 - What are we doing? - What are you doing? 1162 01:12:55,997 --> 01:12:57,487 Get ready to do that u-turn, man. 1163 01:12:57,498 --> 01:12:59,079 Get ready to do the u-turn. 1164 01:13:00,001 --> 01:13:02,458 Okay, go, go, go, go, go. Go, go, go! 1165 01:13:02,461 --> 01:13:04,701 I know, I know, I know! I know, hold on, hold on! 1166 01:13:05,172 --> 01:13:06,787 You're driving like a soccer mom! 1167 01:13:06,966 --> 01:13:08,001 Danny! 1168 01:13:08,009 --> 01:13:08,919 I know, hold on, hold on. 1169 01:13:08,926 --> 01:13:10,416 What are you doing, a 3-point turn? 1170 01:13:10,636 --> 01:13:11,876 U it, just u it! 1171 01:13:14,891 --> 01:13:15,801 Slow down, just slow down. 1172 01:13:15,808 --> 01:13:17,218 Why are you all up on him like that? 1173 01:13:17,226 --> 01:13:19,387 - You are on his ass. - Just don't look at him. 1174 01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:21,807 - Don't look at him? - Just don't look. 1175 01:13:24,567 --> 01:13:25,682 Are you serious right now? 1176 01:13:25,693 --> 01:13:26,523 Oh. 1177 01:13:26,611 --> 01:13:27,976 Now speed up, speed up, speed up. 1178 01:13:27,987 --> 01:13:29,602 You guys are exhausting. 1179 01:14:04,482 --> 01:14:06,643 - So what do we do? - I don't know. 1180 01:14:06,651 --> 01:14:08,016 Oh, hey, I'm sorry. 1181 01:14:08,152 --> 01:14:10,564 I'll be right back, I promise, okay? 1182 01:14:15,534 --> 01:14:16,865 - Take your hood off. - What, why? 1183 01:14:16,869 --> 01:14:18,200 - Take your hood off! - What? 1184 01:14:18,537 --> 01:14:19,868 Today's special, three courses, 1185 01:14:19,872 --> 01:14:20,702 $8.95, you want it? 1186 01:14:20,706 --> 01:14:23,448 - No, we don't want any food. - Hey, table's not free. 1187 01:14:23,793 --> 01:14:25,454 Okay, then we'll have some tea. 1188 01:14:26,337 --> 01:14:28,043 If you don't eat, tea's not free. 1189 01:14:28,881 --> 01:14:29,996 He's gonna pay. 1190 01:14:38,391 --> 01:14:41,098 Sorry about that... 1191 01:14:48,567 --> 01:14:49,647 Nice suit. 1192 01:14:53,572 --> 01:14:55,772 Oh, here he comes. Don't look, don't look, just pretend. 1193 01:14:55,825 --> 01:14:57,406 Use your peripheral. 1194 01:15:00,287 --> 01:15:01,493 I got this. 1195 01:16:11,650 --> 01:16:13,140 Hey, where's the wine? 1196 01:16:15,029 --> 01:16:17,645 He... he did it, I saw him, he did it. 1197 01:16:17,656 --> 01:16:19,112 I heard it. I... 1198 01:16:19,617 --> 01:16:21,903 - Where'd... where'd he go? - Don't worry. 1199 01:16:22,244 --> 01:16:23,529 We got him right where we want him. 1200 01:16:23,537 --> 01:16:25,448 - What do you mean? - He kicked his bike over. 1201 01:16:25,456 --> 01:16:28,038 - You what? - It weighs over 400 pounds! 1202 01:16:28,501 --> 01:16:30,787 He can't go anywhere, now we can get him right now. 1203 01:16:30,795 --> 01:16:32,376 No, no, he's a hitman. 1204 01:16:32,379 --> 01:16:34,461 - He's a gung fu hitman. - What? 1205 01:16:34,465 --> 01:16:36,171 Yeah, he didn't even wash his hands. He... 1206 01:16:37,802 --> 01:16:39,383 - Somebody get help! - Go call 911! 1207 01:16:39,386 --> 01:16:41,547 - Please, help! - Somebody help! 1208 01:16:41,555 --> 01:16:42,920 Oh, I don't know. 1209 01:16:43,099 --> 01:16:44,339 Are you okay? 1210 01:16:46,268 --> 01:16:47,929 No way. 1211 01:16:55,486 --> 01:16:58,068 - Poison fingers. - Help! 1212 01:17:06,539 --> 01:17:07,870 Well, that was a bright idea. 1213 01:17:07,873 --> 01:17:09,033 But he's right there. 1214 01:17:09,041 --> 01:17:10,781 - We just grab him! - Yeah. 1215 01:17:10,876 --> 01:17:12,116 And do what? 1216 01:17:12,294 --> 01:17:13,784 There's no murder weapon. 1217 01:17:13,796 --> 01:17:15,286 The cops will say it was a heart attack 1218 01:17:15,297 --> 01:17:16,582 just like with sifu. 1219 01:17:16,715 --> 01:17:18,546 We can't just let him go. 1220 01:17:31,981 --> 01:17:33,312 Need a lift? 1221 01:17:34,275 --> 01:17:36,140 - Was this you? - It depends. 1222 01:17:36,735 --> 01:17:39,568 Who taught you poison fingers? 1223 01:17:39,864 --> 01:17:41,229 The three tigers. 1224 01:17:42,533 --> 01:17:43,648 Took you guys long enough. 1225 01:17:43,659 --> 01:17:47,368 Dai si-hing... Just say the word. 1226 01:17:49,039 --> 01:17:50,825 You're dai si-hing. 1227 01:17:58,757 --> 01:18:00,088 Holy shit. 1228 01:18:01,552 --> 01:18:02,837 That's impossible. 1229 01:18:03,262 --> 01:18:05,344 Only one can inherit the clan. 1230 01:18:05,347 --> 01:18:08,384 If all your sons died, wouldn't you want another one? 1231 01:18:09,268 --> 01:18:12,055 Hey, sifu told me you hit him before you left. 1232 01:18:12,980 --> 01:18:14,015 Is that true? 1233 01:18:14,023 --> 01:18:15,263 What's he talking about? 1234 01:18:15,774 --> 01:18:16,980 Did that happen? 1235 01:18:16,984 --> 01:18:18,724 We all broke the old man. 1236 01:18:19,028 --> 01:18:20,393 Some more than others. 1237 01:18:22,489 --> 01:18:25,322 The fiercest tigers can never share the same mountain. 1238 01:18:26,577 --> 01:18:27,577 Beimo. 1239 01:18:46,639 --> 01:18:47,674 Dammit! 1240 01:18:48,599 --> 01:18:49,759 You're gonna answer the phone? 1241 01:18:49,767 --> 01:18:51,598 Just one second, I gotta get this. 1242 01:18:51,602 --> 01:18:53,138 It might be an emergency. 1243 01:18:53,604 --> 01:18:55,686 He just called beimo, man, come on. 1244 01:18:56,440 --> 01:18:57,976 - Caryn? - Danny, 1245 01:18:57,983 --> 01:18:59,314 did you get my texts? 1246 01:18:59,443 --> 01:19:00,933 Just tell her you'll call her back. 1247 01:19:01,153 --> 01:19:03,018 I need you to do me a big, big favor. 1248 01:19:03,155 --> 01:19:05,897 I'm stuck at work and it... It's not ending anytime soon. 1249 01:19:06,617 --> 01:19:08,107 Can you pick ed up from school today? 1250 01:19:08,118 --> 01:19:09,073 Ah... 1251 01:19:09,078 --> 01:19:11,660 I could just pick him up at your place later, say 8:00? 1252 01:19:12,122 --> 01:19:14,613 You know what, I'm sorry, I can't right now. 1253 01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:16,115 Now is not a good time. 1254 01:19:16,126 --> 01:19:17,332 - Let's not do this. - Hey! 1255 01:19:17,336 --> 01:19:18,291 I need you to step... 1256 01:19:18,295 --> 01:19:21,162 He killed sifu, what the hell we waiting for? 1257 01:19:21,548 --> 01:19:23,004 If we go at it here, 1258 01:19:23,008 --> 01:19:24,839 we're gonna have to fight off the cops, too. 1259 01:19:25,135 --> 01:19:26,671 Holy shit! 1260 01:19:29,974 --> 01:19:31,259 Ugh. 1261 01:19:31,809 --> 01:19:34,676 Chinatown pier, 10:00. 1262 01:19:35,062 --> 01:19:36,518 This is such bullshit. 1263 01:19:36,689 --> 01:19:38,020 What are we doing? 1264 01:19:38,440 --> 01:19:40,522 So what, we just don't show up? 1265 01:19:41,110 --> 01:19:43,726 He'll think we chickened out, but he'll move on. 1266 01:19:44,405 --> 01:19:45,485 Like Carter. 1267 01:19:46,407 --> 01:19:49,899 Guys like this just want their ego stroked. 1268 01:19:50,661 --> 01:19:54,745 This prick is murdering people using our gung fu. 1269 01:19:55,874 --> 01:19:57,614 When'd you hit the old man? 1270 01:19:58,585 --> 01:20:00,371 It was stupid. I... 1271 01:20:01,213 --> 01:20:04,250 - I just got lucky. - There's no lucky with sifu. 1272 01:20:14,101 --> 01:20:16,513 When I told him about going to Japan. 1273 01:20:17,855 --> 01:20:19,311 He wasn't having it. 1274 01:20:19,315 --> 01:20:21,397 He said a gung fu man should never trade 1275 01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:23,231 in his honor for money. 1276 01:20:24,903 --> 01:20:26,268 And I got mad. 1277 01:20:28,198 --> 01:20:31,611 I said something smart, he called me a disgrace. 1278 01:20:32,244 --> 01:20:34,701 It got heated and I just... 1279 01:20:37,791 --> 01:20:38,826 I fired on him. 1280 01:20:38,834 --> 01:20:39,994 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. 1281 01:20:40,002 --> 01:20:43,119 You... you told me he gave us his blessing! 1282 01:20:44,006 --> 01:20:46,668 I would have never gone with you if it was like that. 1283 01:20:47,092 --> 01:20:48,092 Never. 1284 01:20:48,135 --> 01:20:49,750 You never looked back either. 1285 01:20:49,803 --> 01:20:52,715 - What? - You can make it up now. 1286 01:20:53,098 --> 01:20:54,429 We gotta take our gung fu back. 1287 01:20:54,433 --> 01:20:56,719 Dude knows the death touch, man. 1288 01:20:56,852 --> 01:20:58,342 Not even sifu could even stop him. 1289 01:20:58,354 --> 01:20:59,343 But at least sifu tried. 1290 01:20:59,355 --> 01:21:02,017 Look, I got a kid that needs me, alive. 1291 01:21:02,024 --> 01:21:03,764 Huh! Give me a break, man. 1292 01:21:04,234 --> 01:21:06,725 You ain't winning no father of the year awards. 1293 01:21:07,988 --> 01:21:10,354 Ah Jim? 1294 01:21:12,201 --> 01:21:13,441 First rule. 1295 01:21:13,952 --> 01:21:16,694 Never get in a ring unless there's a chance you can win. 1296 01:21:18,082 --> 01:21:21,324 No one here can, so... 1297 01:21:22,086 --> 01:21:23,417 I don't believe this. 1298 01:21:23,420 --> 01:21:25,160 Sifu taught us gung fu... 1299 01:21:25,464 --> 01:21:27,796 So that we can become good righteous men. 1300 01:21:28,467 --> 01:21:31,129 Out there is a very, very bad man. 1301 01:21:31,595 --> 01:21:35,588 Now we all swore together that we would defend the weak. 1302 01:21:36,350 --> 01:21:39,183 Your gung fu don't mean nothing without your word. 1303 01:21:39,853 --> 01:21:40,968 Right? 1304 01:21:41,688 --> 01:21:43,849 Dai si-hing, my ass. 1305 01:21:44,316 --> 01:21:46,307 Ah hing, let me take you home. 1306 01:21:46,985 --> 01:21:48,145 Ah hing. 1307 01:22:04,086 --> 01:22:06,042 - Come on! - Come on, grind... 1308 01:22:14,430 --> 01:22:16,011 Fight, yeah! 1309 01:22:16,598 --> 01:22:18,259 - Get him, get him! - Hey! 1310 01:22:18,434 --> 01:22:21,176 Hey, stop! Hey, just get outta here! 1311 01:22:21,270 --> 01:22:22,806 Get... get outta here! 1312 01:22:23,147 --> 01:22:24,353 You all right? 1313 01:22:24,356 --> 01:22:25,687 Get outta here! 1314 01:22:30,237 --> 01:22:32,979 Whoa, okay, okay, you're okay, you're okay, you're okay. 1315 01:22:32,990 --> 01:22:33,945 Stand up, stand up. 1316 01:22:33,949 --> 01:22:37,157 Let me see. Let me see your face. 1317 01:22:37,953 --> 01:22:40,615 Oh, it's okay. Let me get your backpack. 1318 01:22:40,622 --> 01:22:42,453 You all right? 1319 01:22:43,292 --> 01:22:44,998 And who were those kids? 1320 01:22:51,758 --> 01:22:56,172 Next time, don't get in a fight with a future linebacker, okay? 1321 01:22:56,638 --> 01:22:58,094 That guy was 12? 1322 01:22:58,515 --> 01:22:59,630 Jeez. 1323 01:23:00,726 --> 01:23:02,216 You're lucky it's not broken. 1324 01:23:02,561 --> 01:23:04,142 What happened to your face? 1325 01:23:04,688 --> 01:23:06,224 Oh, what, this? 1326 01:23:07,441 --> 01:23:09,056 I ran into a door. 1327 01:23:09,526 --> 01:23:12,313 You know how I tell you not to run around the house? 1328 01:23:13,030 --> 01:23:15,112 Well, there's a good reason for that. 1329 01:23:17,743 --> 01:23:18,778 So... 1330 01:23:20,037 --> 01:23:21,993 How do you think we should tell your mother? 1331 01:23:23,040 --> 01:23:24,075 Hmm? 1332 01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:27,207 - Do we have to? - Mm-hm. 1333 01:23:27,669 --> 01:23:29,000 Honor your mother. 1334 01:23:30,172 --> 01:23:33,084 But we told mom we went to magic land. 1335 01:23:34,676 --> 01:23:38,009 Well, this is not the same as magic land. 1336 01:23:38,013 --> 01:23:40,800 And we didn't tell her 'cause it would hurt her. 1337 01:23:41,433 --> 01:23:43,298 - That's what you said, right? - No, that's not it. 1338 01:23:43,310 --> 01:23:47,098 So I wouldn't get in trouble and I could see you again? 1339 01:23:47,856 --> 01:23:49,346 That... that... 1340 01:23:49,900 --> 01:23:51,310 This is completely different. 1341 01:23:51,318 --> 01:23:53,559 Besides, that's not what I was trying to... 1342 01:23:59,326 --> 01:24:00,486 Okay. 1343 01:24:01,787 --> 01:24:04,119 Buddy, we have to tell your mother about this, 1344 01:24:04,122 --> 01:24:05,202 all right? 1345 01:24:08,585 --> 01:24:11,292 - Is it ever okay to fight? - No. 1346 01:24:16,343 --> 01:24:18,254 And if it happens to you... 1347 01:24:19,137 --> 01:24:20,877 You gotta go find a teacher. 1348 01:24:21,557 --> 01:24:23,593 What if there is no teacher? 1349 01:24:24,393 --> 01:24:25,678 Then you walk away. 1350 01:24:26,144 --> 01:24:27,304 What if he hits your friend? 1351 01:24:27,312 --> 01:24:29,177 Then you both have to walk away. 1352 01:24:32,401 --> 01:24:33,516 But he... 1353 01:24:36,238 --> 01:24:40,026 Doesn't stop, calls your friend a faggot, 1354 01:24:40,450 --> 01:24:43,533 and punches him every day. 1355 01:24:44,079 --> 01:24:46,866 Well, that sounds like something they need to settle 1356 01:24:46,873 --> 01:24:51,082 between themselves as grown children. 1357 01:24:53,255 --> 01:24:55,917 You said I couldn't learn any gung fu. 1358 01:24:56,717 --> 01:24:58,924 I asked you and you wouldn't teach me. 1359 01:24:59,928 --> 01:25:02,715 I can't just let them hurt my friend like that, right, dad? 1360 01:25:25,287 --> 01:25:28,370 I'm hing, second disciple of sifu cheung. 1361 01:25:28,540 --> 01:25:29,746 Beimo. 1362 01:25:34,713 --> 01:25:37,796 Hiya! 1363 01:25:37,799 --> 01:25:39,755 Hiya, hiya! 1364 01:25:39,760 --> 01:25:42,342 Up on this, up on the fist, good. 1365 01:25:42,346 --> 01:25:43,631 Deeper stance. 1366 01:25:44,139 --> 01:25:48,178 Good, roll the thumb over, tighter fist, good. 1367 01:25:52,522 --> 01:25:54,137 Oh, my god, what happened to you? 1368 01:25:54,149 --> 01:25:57,767 Uh, door, wall, something. 1369 01:25:59,321 --> 01:26:01,152 Oh, hang on, hang on, buddy. 1370 01:26:02,741 --> 01:26:04,527 Don't we have something to tell your mother? 1371 01:26:18,924 --> 01:26:20,835 Always walk away, ed. 1372 01:26:21,343 --> 01:26:23,459 I don't care who or what started it. 1373 01:26:23,804 --> 01:26:26,216 Ellsworth is one of the best schools in the state. 1374 01:26:26,223 --> 01:26:28,339 Your dad and I worked very hard to get you there. 1375 01:26:28,350 --> 01:26:30,762 We cannot let this ruin your future. 1376 01:26:30,769 --> 01:26:32,179 No, wait. 1377 01:26:32,187 --> 01:26:34,178 I don't think we should be that hard on him. 1378 01:26:34,648 --> 01:26:37,185 I mean, he could have lied to you about it, but he didn't. 1379 01:26:37,776 --> 01:26:40,267 The most important thing is that he told you the truth. 1380 01:26:40,946 --> 01:26:41,901 Is that so? 1381 01:26:41,905 --> 01:26:43,736 Yeah, I mean, he's learning self-respect. 1382 01:26:43,740 --> 01:26:45,321 You're nothing without your word. 1383 01:26:45,701 --> 01:26:47,783 You're nothing without your word? 1384 01:26:49,788 --> 01:26:54,248 So, um, what did you and ed do last weekend? 1385 01:26:55,711 --> 01:26:58,498 Well, he said that you took him to magic land. 1386 01:26:58,505 --> 01:27:01,121 You know, like you said and... and promised to do. 1387 01:27:01,133 --> 01:27:03,419 Yeah, yeah. We, we... 1388 01:27:04,177 --> 01:27:05,292 We headed out there 1389 01:27:05,303 --> 01:27:07,214 as soon as I picked him up and, you know, 1390 01:27:07,222 --> 01:27:10,464 we went to grab a few burgers for the road 1391 01:27:10,475 --> 01:27:12,011 and we just, uh... 1392 01:27:13,562 --> 01:27:15,348 We, uh... 1393 01:27:19,901 --> 01:27:22,438 I had to take care of something at work. 1394 01:27:23,780 --> 01:27:26,112 It was a big deadline and, uh... 1395 01:27:27,659 --> 01:27:29,615 We didn't make it to magic land. 1396 01:27:29,995 --> 01:27:32,532 Then why would ed say that you did? 1397 01:27:32,873 --> 01:27:35,410 Because I made him promise to tell you. 1398 01:27:37,210 --> 01:27:38,450 Ed, I'm... 1399 01:27:40,255 --> 01:27:42,587 That was very selfish of me. 1400 01:27:43,175 --> 01:27:45,757 It's wrong to lie to your mother and I... 1401 01:27:46,636 --> 01:27:48,672 I shouldn't have made you do it for me. 1402 01:27:49,890 --> 01:27:51,551 Okay, ed, get yourself to bed. 1403 01:27:51,558 --> 01:27:53,469 We'll talk about your punishment tomorrow. 1404 01:27:53,852 --> 01:27:54,841 For defending his friend? 1405 01:27:54,853 --> 01:27:57,265 No, he doesn't deserve to be punished. 1406 01:27:57,272 --> 01:27:58,603 It's late. 1407 01:28:01,401 --> 01:28:03,357 Yeah, she's right, it's late. 1408 01:28:03,612 --> 01:28:04,943 Come on, give me a hug. 1409 01:28:04,946 --> 01:28:07,653 Stop wasting time, go. 1410 01:28:18,543 --> 01:28:19,999 Boy, when you have the upper hand, 1411 01:28:20,003 --> 01:28:21,243 you really swing, don't you? 1412 01:28:21,254 --> 01:28:23,245 Does everything have to be a fight with you? 1413 01:28:23,256 --> 01:28:24,962 It's certainly feeling that way. 1414 01:28:35,185 --> 01:28:36,425 Ah hing? 1415 01:28:37,312 --> 01:28:38,722 Carter, what are you doing? 1416 01:28:40,524 --> 01:28:41,889 What? 1417 01:28:50,450 --> 01:28:52,486 That motherfucker. 1418 01:28:53,203 --> 01:28:55,489 That guy knew what he was doing. 1419 01:29:05,632 --> 01:29:07,623 "Number one before number two." 1420 01:29:11,680 --> 01:29:15,343 See, you're number one and number... 1421 01:29:16,685 --> 01:29:18,346 Yeah, I got that. 1422 01:29:21,523 --> 01:29:23,388 Please take care of ah hing. 1423 01:29:33,285 --> 01:29:34,650 Danny, I, uh... 1424 01:29:34,661 --> 01:29:38,370 Carter, unless you have the antidote for poison fingers, 1425 01:29:38,373 --> 01:29:41,661 I don't wanna hear any more fortune cookies. 1426 01:29:43,378 --> 01:29:47,621 When a man's virtue exceeds his talent... 1427 01:29:49,551 --> 01:29:51,792 He becomes the superior man. 1428 01:30:09,070 --> 01:30:13,780 I swear to always honor my sifu... 1429 01:30:14,743 --> 01:30:17,029 - Loyal to my brothers - Loyal to my brothers 1430 01:30:17,037 --> 01:30:19,037 - and to defend the weak. - And to defend the weak. 1431 01:30:19,539 --> 01:30:22,121 - This I promise as a disciple - This I promise as a disciple 1432 01:30:22,542 --> 01:30:25,409 - to the very day I die. - To the very day I die. 1433 01:30:31,426 --> 01:30:33,382 Danny, do you know what time it is? 1434 01:30:33,386 --> 01:30:34,592 Where's ed? 1435 01:30:35,096 --> 01:30:36,131 I wanna talk to him. 1436 01:30:36,973 --> 01:30:39,510 He's sleeping. What do you think he's doing? 1437 01:30:39,684 --> 01:30:40,969 You never let him say goodnight to me, 1438 01:30:40,977 --> 01:30:42,808 so I wanna say goodnight to him. 1439 01:30:42,812 --> 01:30:44,348 Are you drunk? 1440 01:30:44,356 --> 01:30:45,846 I screwed up, caryn. 1441 01:30:46,024 --> 01:30:47,514 I was fooling myself. 1442 01:30:47,984 --> 01:30:52,068 I thought maybe if we did any less than 50/50 with ed that... 1443 01:30:52,656 --> 01:30:54,897 That it meant that I wasn't being a good dad. 1444 01:30:57,035 --> 01:31:00,243 Like I wasn't holding up my end of the bargain. 1445 01:31:02,290 --> 01:31:03,496 Look, I just... 1446 01:31:04,709 --> 01:31:06,324 I wanted to keep up with you. 1447 01:31:07,295 --> 01:31:08,910 But the truth is, 1448 01:31:10,131 --> 01:31:12,964 you're much better at being a mom... 1449 01:31:15,428 --> 01:31:16,964 And a father. 1450 01:31:19,391 --> 01:31:21,302 Whatever custody you think is best, 1451 01:31:21,309 --> 01:31:25,018 if it's 20/80 or... 1452 01:31:27,399 --> 01:31:29,105 Or full custody. 1453 01:31:31,027 --> 01:31:32,267 I'll sign it. 1454 01:31:34,781 --> 01:31:38,239 All I ask is that I get to say goodnight to my son tonight. 1455 01:31:39,953 --> 01:31:42,660 Two minutes tonight, tomorrow we talk. 1456 01:31:44,791 --> 01:31:47,203 Ed? Hey, buddy! 1457 01:31:48,003 --> 01:31:49,209 How you doing? 1458 01:31:49,629 --> 01:31:50,835 Good. 1459 01:31:51,881 --> 01:31:54,998 I just wanted to call to let you know... 1460 01:31:55,510 --> 01:31:56,510 First... 1461 01:31:58,847 --> 01:31:59,882 Goodnight. 1462 01:32:00,140 --> 01:32:01,846 And if I could give you a hug right now, 1463 01:32:01,850 --> 01:32:03,715 I would give you the biggest hug. 1464 01:32:03,727 --> 01:32:05,809 And, uh, what I wanted to say was that 1465 01:32:05,812 --> 01:32:08,349 I'm really proud of you, ed. 1466 01:32:10,692 --> 01:32:13,308 I'm so glad that you stood up for your friend. 1467 01:32:14,696 --> 01:32:16,561 That takes real guts. 1468 01:32:17,240 --> 01:32:18,571 And that it's okay. 1469 01:32:20,702 --> 01:32:22,533 If there's no other way out. 1470 01:32:23,246 --> 01:32:26,113 If you have to fight, that's the right thing to do, 1471 01:32:26,124 --> 01:32:28,456 but don't go looking for it, okay? 1472 01:32:28,460 --> 01:32:29,791 You understand? 1473 01:32:30,920 --> 01:32:32,376 Because if you go looking for a fight, 1474 01:32:32,380 --> 01:32:33,995 that makes you the bully. 1475 01:32:35,925 --> 01:32:37,916 I want you to hold up your hand. 1476 01:32:40,221 --> 01:32:41,336 Okay? 1477 01:32:41,848 --> 01:32:44,555 Now I want you to curl the very tips of your fingers 1478 01:32:44,559 --> 01:32:45,890 and squeeze down 1479 01:32:46,436 --> 01:32:49,269 so that your fingertips are digging into your palm. 1480 01:32:49,272 --> 01:32:51,103 Squeeze really hard. 1481 01:32:51,941 --> 01:32:54,603 Now put your thumb down over your fingers. 1482 01:32:55,445 --> 01:32:56,855 No sticking out, okay? 1483 01:32:57,238 --> 01:32:59,519 You can't have your thumb sticking out or you'll break it. 1484 01:33:00,283 --> 01:33:02,865 Now point it to the light and look through your hand 1485 01:33:02,869 --> 01:33:04,484 like it's a telescope. 1486 01:33:04,829 --> 01:33:06,035 Can you see through it? 1487 01:33:06,664 --> 01:33:08,996 Any light coming through your fingers? 1488 01:33:09,000 --> 01:33:11,116 - Yeah. - All right. 1489 01:33:11,127 --> 01:33:13,243 That means you're not squeezing hard enough, son. 1490 01:33:13,713 --> 01:33:15,078 You gotta squeeze really hard 1491 01:33:15,090 --> 01:33:17,547 so that there's no more light coming through the holes. 1492 01:33:18,384 --> 01:33:20,375 - You got it? - Yeah. 1493 01:33:20,804 --> 01:33:23,011 Okay, that's how you make a fist. 1494 01:33:23,014 --> 01:33:27,553 From now on, if anyone ever lays a hand on you, 1495 01:33:28,353 --> 01:33:32,062 touches your mother or anyone you love, 1496 01:33:33,274 --> 01:33:37,142 son, I want you to squeeze as hard as you can. 1497 01:33:37,153 --> 01:33:42,193 And you smash that fist right in their face. 1498 01:33:59,259 --> 01:34:02,217 I'm the senior disciple of sifu cheung. 1499 01:34:02,220 --> 01:34:03,380 Beimo. 1500 01:34:03,721 --> 01:34:05,131 Best of three rounds. 1501 01:34:05,306 --> 01:34:06,512 Three minutes each. 1502 01:34:06,516 --> 01:34:08,131 First round, you attack. 1503 01:34:08,143 --> 01:34:09,428 Second round, I attack. 1504 01:34:09,435 --> 01:34:10,641 Knockout wins it all. 1505 01:34:10,645 --> 01:34:12,852 Suppose you make it to the third round? 1506 01:34:12,856 --> 01:34:15,017 If you make it to the third round? 1507 01:34:15,984 --> 01:34:17,269 Free fight. 1508 01:34:17,277 --> 01:34:19,268 Winner throws the loser off the roof. 1509 01:34:20,363 --> 01:34:23,730 If I win... you both go. 1510 01:34:25,994 --> 01:34:28,076 - Fine. - What? 1511 01:34:28,079 --> 01:34:29,694 Um, wait a minute. 1512 01:34:31,666 --> 01:34:33,748 I'm not gonna let him throw us off, that's crazy! 1513 01:34:33,751 --> 01:34:36,288 Let me land first and I'll cushion your fall. 1514 01:34:37,422 --> 01:34:39,708 Okay, Danny eight hands. 1515 01:34:40,341 --> 01:34:43,333 Listen, round one's gotta be all you. 1516 01:34:43,344 --> 01:34:44,754 Because if we're being honest, 1517 01:34:44,762 --> 01:34:46,127 it's the only chance you got to hurt him, 1518 01:34:46,139 --> 01:34:48,551 so you gotta hit him with bad intentions. 1519 01:34:48,558 --> 01:34:49,263 Right. 1520 01:34:49,267 --> 01:34:52,009 Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, 1521 01:34:52,020 --> 01:34:54,432 ba-ba! Start in on him! 1522 01:34:59,235 --> 01:35:02,352 Yeah, you... you gotta kill him before he kills you. 1523 01:35:02,363 --> 01:35:03,899 Before he kills us. 1524 01:35:04,699 --> 01:35:05,779 Us. 1525 01:35:09,370 --> 01:35:11,281 You got this. 1526 01:35:14,167 --> 01:35:15,122 You keep time. 1527 01:35:15,126 --> 01:35:16,366 You trust me? 1528 01:35:16,586 --> 01:35:17,917 All family here. 1529 01:35:22,258 --> 01:35:23,373 Y'all ready? 1530 01:35:23,843 --> 01:35:24,843 Go! 1531 01:35:53,122 --> 01:35:55,454 [... I can't breathe, I can't breathe. 1532 01:35:55,458 --> 01:35:57,744 - Uh, it's burning! - Dude, what ya doing? 1533 01:35:57,752 --> 01:35:58,752 What's the time? 1534 01:35:59,545 --> 01:36:02,662 Uh, man, you're killing it, bro! 1535 01:36:02,674 --> 01:36:03,880 Doing great! 1536 01:36:03,883 --> 01:36:05,464 Just go! Go! 1537 01:36:06,052 --> 01:36:07,667 Danny. 1538 01:36:07,679 --> 01:36:09,010 Go, hurry! 1539 01:36:09,222 --> 01:36:10,222 Shit. 1540 01:36:16,187 --> 01:36:17,472 Oh! 1541 01:36:27,407 --> 01:36:28,817 Oh-hohoho! 1542 01:36:30,702 --> 01:36:33,785 What are you doing again? 1543 01:36:34,747 --> 01:36:36,703 You still got two minutes. 1544 01:36:38,209 --> 01:36:39,699 Danny! 1545 01:36:39,794 --> 01:36:41,204 - Danny! - Okay. 1546 01:36:41,212 --> 01:36:42,372 Keep fighting, dammit. 1547 01:36:42,380 --> 01:36:43,961 This is your only chance. 1548 01:36:44,340 --> 01:36:46,296 Okay? 1549 01:36:50,972 --> 01:36:53,213 - Okay. - Let's go, get up! 1550 01:36:53,975 --> 01:36:56,387 - Get up! - Take... take your time, man. 1551 01:37:19,208 --> 01:37:21,119 Time, time, time! 1552 01:37:23,546 --> 01:37:24,911 One minute break. 1553 01:37:24,922 --> 01:37:26,412 Whose round was that? 1554 01:37:27,925 --> 01:37:29,256 He hit me, right? 1555 01:37:30,762 --> 01:37:33,003 - You can have it. - Uh! 1556 01:37:34,349 --> 01:37:36,931 - You all right? - Yeah, I'm good, I'm good. 1557 01:37:42,190 --> 01:37:43,851 I felt something crack. 1558 01:37:43,858 --> 01:37:45,894 Even if I get to the third round, 1559 01:37:46,944 --> 01:37:48,059 I can't do anything to him. 1560 01:37:48,071 --> 01:37:50,938 I want you to stop worrying about that. I need you to focus. 1561 01:37:50,948 --> 01:37:52,404 Focus on this second round 1562 01:37:52,408 --> 01:37:54,524 'cause he's gonna bring it to you now. 1563 01:37:56,162 --> 01:37:57,618 I'm sorry. 1564 01:37:58,498 --> 01:37:59,738 It's okay. 1565 01:38:00,958 --> 01:38:02,539 We're here now, right? 1566 01:38:04,045 --> 01:38:05,535 I can't beat him. 1567 01:38:06,089 --> 01:38:07,454 - I can't beat him. - Hey! 1568 01:38:07,924 --> 01:38:09,380 If you believe you're gonna lose, 1569 01:38:09,675 --> 01:38:11,040 then you've already lost. 1570 01:38:11,594 --> 01:38:13,300 I need you to believe in yourself, okay? 1571 01:38:13,304 --> 01:38:16,762 I need you to believe you can beat him. 1572 01:38:17,058 --> 01:38:18,343 Now say it. 1573 01:38:19,018 --> 01:38:20,098 - I believe I can beat him. - No, 1574 01:38:20,103 --> 01:38:21,718 say it like you mean it, Danny. 1575 01:38:23,398 --> 01:38:25,639 - I believe I can beat him. - Come on. 1576 01:38:25,983 --> 01:38:27,098 I believe I can beat him. 1577 01:38:27,151 --> 01:38:29,517 - Say it! Come on, Danny! Yes. - I believe! I could beat him. 1578 01:38:29,529 --> 01:38:31,006 - I believe I could beat him. - Come on now! 1579 01:38:31,030 --> 01:38:32,190 - I believe... - Let's go! 1580 01:38:39,414 --> 01:38:41,245 - I believe he's gonna kill me. - Look at me. 1581 01:38:41,249 --> 01:38:44,457 I believe he's gonna stab me with poison fingers! 1582 01:38:44,460 --> 01:38:46,075 Look at me. 1583 01:38:46,671 --> 01:38:47,786 I have something else. 1584 01:38:47,797 --> 01:38:48,627 I was gonna give it to you later, 1585 01:38:48,631 --> 01:38:49,962 but I'm gonna give it to you now. 1586 01:38:51,217 --> 01:38:53,754 They're performance enhancers, it's gonna boost your power. 1587 01:38:53,761 --> 01:38:55,672 Boost your speed, you're gonna be throwing bombs, son! 1588 01:38:55,680 --> 01:38:57,841 No, no! There's no honor in that. 1589 01:38:57,849 --> 01:38:59,259 Do you wanna live to see your son? 1590 01:38:59,267 --> 01:39:00,723 Not as a coward. 1591 01:39:01,602 --> 01:39:02,602 Fine. 1592 01:39:03,771 --> 01:39:05,307 It's placebo, I was just playing. 1593 01:39:05,314 --> 01:39:07,305 I was just trying to get you to believe. 1594 01:39:07,608 --> 01:39:08,643 What are they then? 1595 01:39:08,651 --> 01:39:09,731 Aspirin. 1596 01:39:10,319 --> 01:39:11,525 Oh, hell! 1597 01:39:11,529 --> 01:39:12,939 Give 'em to me. 1598 01:39:14,615 --> 01:39:15,980 - Come on! - Mm-hm. 1599 01:39:15,992 --> 01:39:17,448 - Mm-hm. - Let's go get him. 1600 01:39:17,535 --> 01:39:19,821 You got it. 1601 01:39:22,415 --> 01:39:23,655 Y'all ready? 1602 01:39:25,501 --> 01:39:26,501 Go! 1603 01:39:40,099 --> 01:39:42,431 Okay, nice, nice, nice. Nice! 1604 01:39:45,188 --> 01:39:46,894 Stay outside, stay outside! 1605 01:39:52,278 --> 01:39:54,314 Fight like a man, come here, come on! 1606 01:39:54,322 --> 01:39:55,607 What are you doing? Coward! 1607 01:39:55,615 --> 01:39:57,355 Run! 1608 01:39:57,700 --> 01:39:59,782 Run, you coward, run! 1609 01:40:17,762 --> 01:40:19,502 Time, time, time! 1610 01:40:27,396 --> 01:40:29,011 That was my round. 1611 01:40:36,864 --> 01:40:39,196 All right, man. Whoo. 1612 01:40:40,618 --> 01:40:41,858 I could see him. 1613 01:40:42,328 --> 01:40:43,864 I could see him move. 1614 01:40:44,247 --> 01:40:46,033 I just need to breathe. 1615 01:40:46,374 --> 01:40:47,955 Oh. 1616 01:40:48,543 --> 01:40:50,158 I think he busted my ribs. 1617 01:40:52,797 --> 01:40:54,913 When's the aspirin gonna kick in, man? 1618 01:40:55,216 --> 01:40:57,332 - You don't feel anything? - No. 1619 01:40:57,885 --> 01:40:59,000 Nothing? 1620 01:41:01,973 --> 01:41:03,338 Everything I gave you? 1621 01:41:03,808 --> 01:41:05,344 All that was just sugar tablets. 1622 01:41:06,269 --> 01:41:08,555 Yeah, yeah, we use it to trick fighters 1623 01:41:08,563 --> 01:41:09,518 into cutting weight. 1624 01:41:09,522 --> 01:41:11,729 But it worked for a little while, right? 1625 01:41:12,567 --> 01:41:14,683 - Power of belief. - Exactly. 1626 01:41:14,694 --> 01:41:15,934 Okay, focus. 1627 01:41:17,446 --> 01:41:18,982 What you did was good. 1628 01:41:19,532 --> 01:41:21,193 Look, you're wearing him down. 1629 01:41:21,200 --> 01:41:23,031 You just gotta keep moving this round, huh? 1630 01:41:24,662 --> 01:41:26,152 My legs are shot. 1631 01:41:26,622 --> 01:41:28,738 If you don't float, he's gonna sting. 1632 01:41:32,211 --> 01:41:35,044 Don't punk out on me now, Danny eight hands. 1633 01:41:38,884 --> 01:41:40,374 No more time limit! 1634 01:41:44,348 --> 01:41:46,054 Even sifu didn't make it this far. 1635 01:41:46,058 --> 01:41:47,468 Shut up and fight. 1636 01:42:48,913 --> 01:42:50,949 Oh, shit. 1637 01:43:23,322 --> 01:43:24,607 Did he get you? 1638 01:43:24,615 --> 01:43:25,946 You okay? 1639 01:43:48,347 --> 01:43:50,053 Oh. 1640 01:43:54,854 --> 01:43:57,095 Yeah! 1641 01:43:57,398 --> 01:43:59,605 Yeah, Danny eight hands! 1642 01:43:59,608 --> 01:44:01,519 The legend continues! 1643 01:44:01,694 --> 01:44:03,730 Easy. 1644 01:44:04,447 --> 01:44:05,983 Easy, dai si-hing, you okay? 1645 01:44:05,990 --> 01:44:07,275 Did he get you? 1646 01:44:14,790 --> 01:44:15,996 So what do we do now? 1647 01:44:28,220 --> 01:44:29,630 What's that again? 1648 01:44:31,390 --> 01:44:34,223 The fiercest tigers can never share the same mountain. 1649 01:44:36,395 --> 01:44:37,760 Keep your damn mountain. 1650 01:44:46,238 --> 01:44:48,729 911, what's your emergency? 1651 01:44:50,284 --> 01:44:52,775 Caller, I repeat, what is your emergency? 1652 01:44:54,371 --> 01:44:55,861 Caller, if you're in danger and can't speak 1653 01:44:55,873 --> 01:44:56,862 just stay on the line, okay? 1654 01:44:56,874 --> 01:44:59,616 We're attempting to trace your call and send assistance. 1655 01:45:00,044 --> 01:45:02,035 Stay with me as long as you can. 1656 01:45:12,932 --> 01:45:16,550 So, if your guy's good at stand-up, 1657 01:45:16,560 --> 01:45:18,221 you want to slip, catch. 1658 01:45:18,437 --> 01:45:19,927 Just like that. 1659 01:45:21,690 --> 01:45:22,554 Hmm. 1660 01:45:22,566 --> 01:45:24,102 It's bad. 1661 01:45:24,652 --> 01:45:26,108 Your circulation is bad. 1662 01:45:26,237 --> 01:45:27,647 What was your favorite ride? 1663 01:45:27,655 --> 01:45:29,145 - Mount splash. - Still mount splash? 1664 01:45:29,156 --> 01:45:29,861 Mm-hm. 1665 01:45:29,865 --> 01:45:33,028 Big smile. Ah! 1666 01:45:33,285 --> 01:45:34,821 Drive that thing. 1667 01:45:34,829 --> 01:45:36,865 - You Asian drivers... - Yo, I got this, I got this. 1668 01:45:36,872 --> 01:45:38,362 You're late. 1669 01:45:38,624 --> 01:45:40,285 - Sorry about that. - Sit down, man. 1670 01:45:40,292 --> 01:45:42,078 Hi, uncle hing, hi, uncle Jim. 1671 01:45:42,253 --> 01:45:43,413 What's up, let me see the set. 1672 01:45:43,420 --> 01:45:45,832 Oh, let me feel the power. Bao! 1673 01:45:45,840 --> 01:45:48,172 Ooh! You're working out, I see. 1674 01:45:48,175 --> 01:45:50,040 That's nice, yeah, ah hing? 1675 01:45:50,052 --> 01:45:52,509 I'll get a shaomai and a chashao. 1676 01:45:54,348 --> 01:45:56,134 Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing? 1677 01:45:56,600 --> 01:45:58,807 Huh? Just go, go, go get out. 1678 01:45:58,811 --> 01:46:01,848 Don't you know who they are? They're the three tigers! 1679 01:46:02,314 --> 01:46:06,273 If you guys are looking for, uh, you know, a fourth tiger, 1680 01:46:06,277 --> 01:46:07,392 I take karate. 1681 01:46:07,570 --> 01:46:08,935 Let me know, all right? 1682 01:46:08,946 --> 01:46:11,232 Uh, enjoy the food, it's on the house. 1683 01:46:11,574 --> 01:46:12,609 - Oh. - Oh! 1684 01:46:12,616 --> 01:46:14,447 - Yeah. - Yeah, enjoy. 1685 01:46:14,451 --> 01:46:17,864 Okay. Okay. I'll be out front. 1686 01:46:17,872 --> 01:46:20,113 Three tigers and the karate kid? 1687 01:46:20,708 --> 01:46:21,447 Four? 1688 01:46:21,458 --> 01:46:24,746 How does that feel to know your daddy is famous? 1689 01:46:27,798 --> 01:46:28,537 - Ready? - Yep. 1690 01:46:28,549 --> 01:46:30,631 Hands up, hands up. Punch, hoo! 1691 01:46:30,634 --> 01:46:33,626 That way, hoo, huh, hoo, two. 1692 01:46:34,054 --> 01:46:35,054 One, two. 1693 01:46:41,353 --> 01:46:42,638 Foot up. 1694 01:46:45,065 --> 01:46:46,475 Whoa. 1695 01:46:50,321 --> 01:46:51,686 Yeah, all right. 1696 01:46:51,989 --> 01:46:53,650 Ah, mmm! 1697 01:46:53,866 --> 01:46:55,197 Let's do it again!