1 00:00:05,805 --> 00:00:10,710 -(SEAGULLS CAWING) -(WAVES CRASHING ON SHORE) 2 00:00:22,288 --> 00:00:25,625 ♪ Uno, dos One, two, tres, cuatro 3 00:00:30,597 --> 00:00:33,299 ♪ Hey, Wooly bully 4 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:35,602 ♪ Watch it now, watch it 5 00:00:36,069 --> 00:00:38,138 ♪ Here it comes Here it comes 6 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:43,843 ♪ Watch it now He gets you 7 00:00:51,418 --> 00:00:53,420 ♪ Matty told Hatty 8 00:00:54,421 --> 00:00:56,423 ♪ About a thing she saw 9 00:00:57,924 --> 00:01:00,093 ♪ It had two big horns 10 00:01:01,261 --> 00:01:03,129 ♪ And a Wooly jaw 11 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:05,331 ♪ Wooly bully 12 00:01:06,332 --> 00:01:07,767 ♪ Wooly bully 13 00:01:07,867 --> 00:01:09,369 ♪ That’s right 14 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:12,872 ♪ Wooly bully Wooly bully 15 00:01:12,972 --> 00:01:14,541 ♪ Wooly bully 16 00:01:17,177 --> 00:01:18,812 ♪ Hatty told Matty 17 00:01:19,846 --> 00:01:22,382 ♪ Let’s don't take no chance 18 00:01:23,783 --> 00:01:26,152 ♪ Let’s not be l-seven 19 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:28,621 ♪ Come and learn to dance 20 00:01:28,721 --> 00:01:30,824 ♪ Wooly bully 21 00:01:31,858 --> 00:01:33,226 ♪ Wooly bully 22 00:01:35,495 --> 00:01:38,298 ♪ Wooly bully Wooly bully 23 00:01:38,698 --> 00:01:40,133 ♪ Wooly bully 24 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:41,868 ♪ Watch it now Watch it, watch it 25 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:46,139 ♪ Hey 26 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:50,276 ♪ Hey 27 00:01:50,376 --> 00:01:51,644 ♪ That’s right 28 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,181 ♪ Right, right, right 29 00:02:00,253 --> 00:02:03,756 (FERRY FOGHORN BLASTS) 30 00:02:13,366 --> 00:02:15,602 ♪ Hey, Wooly bully 31 00:02:16,536 --> 00:02:17,637 ♪ Watch it now 32 00:02:18,838 --> 00:02:20,573 ♪ Here it comes Here it comes 33 00:02:20,673 --> 00:02:22,809 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 34 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:35,855 ♪ Matty told Hatty 35 00:02:36,589 --> 00:02:38,791 ♪ About a thing she saw... 36 00:02:39,759 --> 00:02:40,727 Freddie! 37 00:02:41,227 --> 00:02:42,595 I dropped something. 38 00:02:42,695 --> 00:02:44,197 Ralph, talk to him. 39 00:02:45,298 --> 00:02:46,833 Listen to your father. 40 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:48,067 Come on. From over there 41 00:02:48,401 --> 00:02:50,870 -we can see Cape Cod. -We were just on Cape Cod. 42 00:02:51,204 --> 00:02:53,673 We could've stayed there, I would've saved $12.00. 43 00:02:53,907 --> 00:02:56,476 Alan, sweetheart, don’t you want to see Cape Cod? 44 00:02:58,278 --> 00:02:59,112 All right, darling. 45 00:02:59,312 --> 00:03:01,414 You know where we are if you change your mind. 46 00:03:19,432 --> 00:03:20,166 Alan! 47 00:03:20,266 --> 00:03:22,835 -(ALARM BLARING) -(FOGHORN BLASTS) 48 00:03:26,439 --> 00:03:28,408 -MAN: Oh, my God! -(INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 49 00:03:50,863 --> 00:03:53,299 (ALARM CONTINUES BLARING) 50 00:03:55,034 --> 00:03:57,036 Thanks a lot. Thanks. 51 00:03:57,136 --> 00:03:59,439 You okay, Alan? Lend me a towel. 52 00:03:59,772 --> 00:04:01,741 A towel. A towel, thanks. 53 00:04:01,841 --> 00:04:03,343 Why did you do that? 54 00:04:16,556 --> 00:04:18,024 RALPH: Come on, son. 55 00:04:33,806 --> 00:04:35,575 (FERRY FOGHORN BLASTS) 56 00:04:38,645 --> 00:04:42,382 WOMAN: (OVER P.A.) Augie, pick up line four, please. Augie, line four. 57 00:04:48,755 --> 00:04:51,891 -Where are my cherries? -Mr. McCulloch, they came in, 58 00:04:51,991 --> 00:04:52,992 but there was a fog outstate 59 00:04:53,092 --> 00:04:55,361 -and the highway patrol... -Where are my cherries? 60 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:57,397 If I don’t get my cherries in five minutes, 61 00:04:57,497 --> 00:04:59,599 you don’t get your money, and you starve and you die. 62 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,501 Jerry! 63 00:05:04,003 --> 00:05:06,372 Jerry, where the hell are McCulloch’s cherries? 64 00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:08,675 Oh, they’re here, but you gotta take a look at this stuff. 65 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:09,876 (INAUDIBLE) 66 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:12,578 Ah, Mr. McCulloch, uh, be right back. 67 00:05:13,446 --> 00:05:14,947 Where are my cherries? 68 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:16,649 (INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENTS OVER P.A.) 69 00:05:17,216 --> 00:05:19,886 Oh, Augie, where the hell you grow these things, under your arms? 70 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:22,088 Jesus, snails with stems. Forget it. Get them outta here! 71 00:05:22,188 --> 00:05:24,657 -George, get them out of here. -You got it. 72 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:29,529 Bauer. Yeah. Thank you. Hi, honey, what’s up? 73 00:05:29,629 --> 00:05:32,632 Look. You know, we get a lot of rain and cherries get a little slime. 74 00:05:32,732 --> 00:05:34,400 -Honey, I can’t hear ya. -You agreed... 75 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:36,069 -Can I call you back? -...to take these. 76 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,538 -When the hell did I agree to that? -Not you, your brother. 77 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:41,574 Ah, all right. 78 00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:43,576 Victoria, I can’t hear you. 79 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:46,412 Look, what I’m doing is important, too. I'll call you right back. 80 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:48,147 So my brother bought your slimy cherries? 81 00:05:48,481 --> 00:05:50,717 Yeah. Me and Freddie, we were playing poker. 82 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:52,518 He had two pair. I had a flush. 83 00:05:52,618 --> 00:05:55,788 He had no cash so we worked this out. 84 00:05:56,589 --> 00:05:58,658 (TIRES SCREECHING) 85 00:05:59,592 --> 00:06:02,028 (LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO) 86 00:06:03,229 --> 00:06:04,464 (MUSIC STOPS) 87 00:06:04,564 --> 00:06:06,599 Who put this goddamn fruit here? 88 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:09,469 I’m all right, if anyone’s concerned. 89 00:06:09,769 --> 00:06:10,970 Good morning, Freddie. 90 00:06:12,505 --> 00:06:13,539 Alan, Alan! 91 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:16,409 -I wanna a simple "yes" or "no." -One more second, Nathan. 92 00:06:16,509 --> 00:06:18,745 I made it! I’m in Penthouse magazine! 93 00:06:18,845 --> 00:06:20,179 They printed my letter! 94 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:23,416 -They printed my letter! -Listen, I’m very, very happy. 95 00:06:23,516 --> 00:06:25,151 I’m in the forum section. 96 00:06:25,251 --> 00:06:27,754 The story’s entitled "A Lesbian No More." 97 00:06:27,854 --> 00:06:30,123 They printed every word I wrote. It’s a beautiful story. 98 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,525 Here. I want copies of this for everybody. Augie! 99 00:06:32,625 --> 00:06:34,660 -AUGIE: Hey! -Augie, good to see you! 100 00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:36,863 Great game the other night. We gotta do that more often. 101 00:06:36,963 --> 00:06:39,098 -Can we talk please? -This guy's a great poker player. 102 00:06:39,198 --> 00:06:41,968 -Cheats like a son of a bitch! -Freddie, you and I have to talk. 103 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:43,603 What is it? Missing petty cash? 104 00:06:43,703 --> 00:06:45,738 -It was the cleaning girl. -I don’t care about that. 105 00:06:45,838 --> 00:06:48,007 -You don’t? It was me. I admit it. -No. 106 00:06:48,107 --> 00:06:50,109 Well, I still don’t care about it, Freddie. 107 00:06:50,209 --> 00:06:53,045 I love this guy! Do you hear me? I love him! 108 00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:54,247 -Gimme a kiss. -Oh, Freddie. 109 00:06:54,547 --> 00:06:57,450 Give your older brother a kiss. What's the matter, you're too big? 110 00:06:57,550 --> 00:06:59,051 Gimme a kiss. 111 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:03,756 -Ouch! -I love this guy’s head. Hey, curly. 112 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:05,958 Here’s a buck. Watch my car. 113 00:07:06,559 --> 00:07:10,830 -Bauer! Where are my... -(MUMBLES) ...your cherries, yes. 114 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:13,633 Uh, believe me when I tell you, you won’t be satisfied 115 00:07:13,733 --> 00:07:16,068 -with what we have for you. -Okay, Bauer, you’re ruined! 116 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:18,004 Everyone’s gonna know you left me dry. 117 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:20,506 You’re finished! You're a ghost in this business! 118 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:23,109 -How’d you like some bananas at cost? -Deal! 119 00:07:23,209 --> 00:07:25,912 Gerry, set up our friend with bananas at cost. 120 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:29,248 Alan, wait. a minute. I gotta get out early today, remember? 121 00:07:29,348 --> 00:07:31,984 Oh, gee, that's right. Yeah. Today’s the big day, huh? 122 00:07:32,084 --> 00:07:34,887 Yeah. And don't forget. Ushers have to be there early, too. Okay? 123 00:07:34,987 --> 00:07:36,722 -I’ll be there yesterday. -Okay. 124 00:07:37,824 --> 00:07:42,094 WOMAN: (OVER P.A.) Will someone get those Jonathans off of line one. 125 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:45,965 Are there any messages, Mrs. Stimler? 126 00:07:46,833 --> 00:07:47,834 Yes. 127 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:53,673 What are they? 128 00:07:54,740 --> 00:07:56,542 Huh? Oh, uh... 129 00:07:57,477 --> 00:08:01,247 y-your father called. He wants you to call him back. 130 00:08:01,347 --> 00:08:02,415 Uh, Mrs. Stimler, 131 00:08:02,682 --> 00:08:06,819 our father passed away about five years ago. Do you remember? 132 00:08:07,887 --> 00:08:11,791 Right. Uh, should I get him for you? 133 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:15,728 No, no. We’ll... I’ll take care of it. 134 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:17,597 You just get back to work. 135 00:08:25,905 --> 00:08:26,772 What’s with her? 136 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:28,975 Oh, she had a little accident over the weekend. 137 00:08:29,075 --> 00:08:30,710 Got hit in the head by some lightning. 138 00:08:33,112 --> 00:08:35,214 It’s not funny, Freddie. It’s not funny! 139 00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:38,017 I’m sorry. That’s not funny. That's... 140 00:08:38,417 --> 00:08:39,852 Besides, she's okay, 141 00:08:39,952 --> 00:08:42,121 she can still do certain things around the office. 142 00:08:42,221 --> 00:08:43,689 Like what, jump start a car? 143 00:08:45,691 --> 00:08:47,627 (LAUGHING) Jump start a car! 144 00:08:48,094 --> 00:08:49,996 I’m sorry. I’m sorry. 145 00:08:50,096 --> 00:08:52,265 What the hell are you doing down here? 146 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:55,968 -Maybe I went to the Cub A last night. -ALAN: Something new for you. 147 00:08:56,669 --> 00:08:59,772 Maybe I met Mr. Buyrite, the owner of Buyrite markets. 148 00:09:00,907 --> 00:09:02,241 Maybe we had a few drinks. 149 00:09:03,676 --> 00:09:05,645 And maybe, just maybe... 150 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:07,213 we’re his new produce suppliers. 151 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:09,582 I’m proud of you. 152 00:09:09,682 --> 00:09:11,717 That’s great! Which store? 153 00:09:11,817 --> 00:09:14,854 Not which store, the whole chain. 154 00:09:16,422 --> 00:09:18,758 I hope you are joking with me right now. 155 00:09:18,858 --> 00:09:20,192 Think big, be big, my friend. 156 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:22,662 He was a green beret colonel. I made up a story 157 00:09:22,762 --> 00:09:25,097 about you being wounded in 'Nam, and he wants to do business. 158 00:09:25,197 --> 00:09:27,266 He’s coming this morning to check out the operation. 159 00:09:27,366 --> 00:09:30,670 This morning? Great, Freddie. It’s only chaos down here. 160 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:33,873 -Augie brings slimy cherries from upstate. -So what? 161 00:09:33,973 --> 00:09:36,242 -Jerry’s getting married tomorrow night. -So what? 162 00:09:36,342 --> 00:09:38,678 -Do you realize that? -I was out drinking with him. 163 00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:41,080 -I have to get my tuxedo this evening. -I’m busting my buns. 164 00:09:41,180 --> 00:09:42,815 (OVERLAPPING YELLING) 165 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:44,884 -You can handle this, Alan. -For crying out loud! 166 00:09:44,984 --> 00:09:46,385 -Relax. -Yeah, I’ll handle it fine! 167 00:09:46,485 --> 00:09:47,320 -Clean up the desk. -Don't! 168 00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:50,690 -It looks like a pigsty. Use the drawer. -Leave it. I have a system! 169 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:52,224 -(PHONE BUZZING) -Phone for you. 170 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:56,629 Oh. Yes? Oh, yeah, all right. Thank you. 171 00:09:56,729 --> 00:10:01,067 Hi, Victoria. I’m sorry. I meant to call you back. I forgot. 172 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:03,135 What’s the matter? Your voice sounds funny. 173 00:10:04,203 --> 00:10:05,905 What? Now? 174 00:10:07,206 --> 00:10:10,977 You’re moving out of the apartment now while we’re talking on the phone? 175 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:15,214 Yeah, I know we were going to talk about it, but... 176 00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:17,850 Victoria, this is... 177 00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:20,319 CHUCKLING) This is a little impulsive, don't you think? 178 00:10:20,419 --> 00:10:23,089 If we were married, you wouldn’t move out like this. 179 00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:24,256 She might do that, sure. 180 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:25,358 Will you get off? 181 00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:27,827 -Was that you? -Get off the phone! 182 00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:29,061 I’m so sorry! 183 00:10:29,161 --> 00:10:30,096 No, not you, Victoria. 184 00:10:30,196 --> 00:10:32,898 I didn't know you were on the phone. (MUMBLING) 185 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,101 (DOOR CLOSES) 186 00:10:35,201 --> 00:10:36,836 What do you mean, "Do I love you"? 187 00:10:38,871 --> 00:10:40,172 Well, I... 188 00:10:41,073 --> 00:10:45,311 We... Well, we... We met and... And I, uh... 189 00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:48,781 Well, you moved in, didn’t you? 190 00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:55,154 Well, it’s... No, it's just that it's a very complicated thing. 191 00:10:55,554 --> 00:10:57,790 Hey, do you love me, huh? 192 00:10:58,891 --> 00:11:00,359 Well, there you go. 193 00:11:06,265 --> 00:11:07,400 There she went. 194 00:11:10,803 --> 00:11:12,405 WOMAN: What a huge wedding this is. 195 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:15,207 -(CHURCH BELLS TOLLING) -(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 196 00:11:17,943 --> 00:11:19,812 Cindy, hi. 197 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,449 -How are you? -How are you? 198 00:11:23,549 --> 00:11:25,117 (WOMEN GIGGLING) 199 00:11:25,217 --> 00:11:26,986 -Excuse me. -WOMAN: You look so pretty. 200 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:28,754 You look so pretty. I wanna hear... 201 00:11:31,557 --> 00:11:33,159 -Darn! -WOMEN: Oh! 202 00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:36,028 My flash never works! 203 00:11:36,128 --> 00:11:38,197 Figures. My mother-in-law gave it to me. 204 00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:41,734 ALAN: Get up! 205 00:11:42,468 --> 00:11:44,136 What? What? 206 00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:47,306 It was embarrassing when you were ten, Freddie. 207 00:11:47,406 --> 00:11:49,375 If something works for me, I stick with it! 208 00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:51,977 I’ve been doing a lot of thinking. 209 00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:54,447 I gotta get more involved in the business. And I intend to. 210 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:57,983 I mean that, this time. I'm going to. I know the business. 211 00:11:58,084 --> 00:12:00,186 I was there at the beginning with Dad, remember? 212 00:12:01,587 --> 00:12:05,024 I just wanna know if... Do we sell fruit and vegetables or just fruit? 213 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:09,161 By the time I came home, she was already gone. 214 00:12:09,261 --> 00:12:10,963 -Victoria left, huh? -Yeah. 215 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,165 You know why she left me, Freddie? 216 00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:16,936 -Because I didn’t love her. -That bitch. 217 00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:22,041 -Hi. Anywhere but the first three rows. -MAN: Hi. 218 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:25,244 -Anywhere but the first three rows. -Hey! 219 00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:28,047 Hi, Freddie. Alan, where’s Victoria? 220 00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:31,517 -She’s sick, and she can’t make it. -Oh, that's too bad. 221 00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:32,785 -I’m sorry. -Well. 222 00:12:32,885 --> 00:12:33,953 Hey! 223 00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:38,524 Why didn't I love her, Freddie, huh? Can you answer me that? 224 00:12:38,624 --> 00:12:40,826 Why didn’t I love her? I mean, she had everything. 225 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:44,430 She was bright, sensitive, beautiful. 226 00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:46,232 -MAN: Hey, Alan! -Hi. 227 00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:47,666 -Hi. -Where’s Victoria? 228 00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:52,004 Flu. Bad flu. She's very sick, she can't make it because of the flu. 229 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,340 -Give her my love, will you? -You bet! Sure. 230 00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:57,843 I can’t even give her my love, Freddie. 231 00:12:58,577 --> 00:13:01,814 Something...something in here is not working. 232 00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:04,216 There are worse organs not to be working. Ha! 233 00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:07,953 Hi, guys. Hey, Bauer, where’s that pretty lady of yours? 234 00:13:08,053 --> 00:13:09,588 She’s not coming! Okay? 235 00:13:09,688 --> 00:13:11,290 What, do you want your money back? 236 00:13:14,226 --> 00:13:17,863 Well, I don’t know. Maybe it’s all for the best, huh? 237 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:19,365 -Hey, Alan. -She left me! 238 00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:21,467 She moved out! My life’s in shambles. Okay? 239 00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:23,102 That’s the news. You want the weather? 240 00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:25,171 Anywhere but the first three rows! 241 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:30,075 You should lighten up on the guy. That’s the bride's brother. 242 00:13:32,111 --> 00:13:34,980 FREDDIE: See, drinking is a matter of algebraic ratios. 243 00:13:36,682 --> 00:13:39,652 How drunk you get is dependent on how much alcohol you consume 244 00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:41,620 in relation to your total body weight. 245 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:42,555 You see my point? 246 00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:46,225 It’s not that you had a lot to drink. It’s just that you’re too skinny! 247 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:47,426 (ALAN GROANS) 248 00:13:47,593 --> 00:13:50,896 -FREDDIE: Marceau, more drinks here. -No. No, Freddie, 249 00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:53,866 -I don’t want to get drunk. -But you are drunk. 250 00:13:54,366 --> 00:13:56,902 See, a sober person would've reached for the pretzels. 251 00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:59,305 -(SIGHS) Is he going to be there long? -I don’t know. 252 00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:02,341 -Oh, I’m on the bar. -You’re on the bar. 253 00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:04,443 Come on, off the bar. 254 00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:08,047 Oh, this stool is in your way. Let me move that for you. 255 00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:10,015 Huh-oh, you fell. 256 00:14:11,617 --> 00:14:15,087 Ooh, that hurt. You’re not having a good day, are you? 257 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,922 Wasn’t that a beautiful wedding ceremony? 258 00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:18,657 -Oh, that was a beautiful ceremony. -It was. 259 00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:22,461 -It really was. It was a beautiful... -The most gorgeous ceremony... 260 00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:23,662 A lovely... 261 00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:26,966 -(GIRLS GIGGLING) -(FREDDIE GROWLING) 262 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,135 -How ya doing? -Fine. 263 00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:31,503 The fabulous Freddie Bauer here. 264 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:34,373 -MAN: Where did you get those? -My grandmother. 265 00:14:34,473 --> 00:14:36,342 -She left them to me. -She did? 266 00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:38,677 -Yeah. Thank you. -They’re beautiful. 267 00:14:40,512 --> 00:14:41,580 Hi. 268 00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:43,916 -Hi. -Hi. 269 00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:45,651 You guys are in love, aren’t you? 270 00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:47,519 We just met. 271 00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:51,357 (CHUCKLES) That doesn’t matter. I know about these things. 272 00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:55,561 I can see. I can tell. You two guys, you’re in love. 273 00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:58,664 And I think that’s... I think that's beautiful. 274 00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:00,666 -(GIRL CHUCKLES) -Thanks. 275 00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:06,705 Listen. I don’t live too far. 276 00:15:06,805 --> 00:15:09,308 Why don't we go to my place for a quiet drink? 277 00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:13,512 -And you get to see... -Do I expect too much out of life? 278 00:15:13,612 --> 00:15:15,347 -Hey, hey. -My dress! 279 00:15:15,447 --> 00:15:17,249 -Oh! -I can’t believe this. 280 00:15:17,349 --> 00:15:18,984 -I’m sorry. -Hey, what are you doing? 281 00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:20,986 -You do it. I don't care. -Let me get... 282 00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:22,721 Both of you. You’re both crazy! 283 00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:25,057 I’m sorry. Look... 284 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:29,628 I don’t ask that much, do I? I mean, I don’t ask to be famous, rich, 285 00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:33,365 or play center field for the New York Yankees or anything. 286 00:15:33,465 --> 00:15:36,068 I just want to meet a woman. I want to meet a woman. 287 00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:38,704 And I wanna fall in love. And I wanna get married. 288 00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:39,772 And I wanna have a kid, 289 00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:43,275 And I wanna go see him play a tooth in the school play. 290 00:15:44,643 --> 00:15:46,178 It’s not much. 291 00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:50,382 But I’m kidding myself. This is never going to happen. 292 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,552 I’m gonna grow old, and I'm... 293 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,488 And grow lonely, and I’m gonna die. 294 00:15:57,456 --> 00:16:00,159 And I’ll be surrounded by a bunch of rotten fruit. 295 00:16:03,495 --> 00:16:05,164 -ALAN: Freddie? -No kidding! 296 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,100 Freddie? 297 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,201 ...the one! 298 00:16:09,768 --> 00:16:12,604 Alan! I want you to meet some friends of mine. 299 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,506 This is Tawny, and this is Jill. 300 00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:17,009 -I’m Tawny. -You’re Tawny. Tawny Tiger! 301 00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:19,144 -And this is Jill, a four letter word. -JILL: Hey! 302 00:16:19,244 --> 00:16:21,480 -FREDDIE: This is my brother, Alan. -Hi. 303 00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:24,283 -Freddie, can I talk to you? -Absolutely. 304 00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:25,651 -Excuse me. -Sure. 305 00:16:26,051 --> 00:16:28,320 I’ll be right back. We’ll whisper some more. 306 00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:30,055 I’ve got some whispering for you! 307 00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:33,258 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. 308 00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:36,195 Pack your bags, my man. We’re going to Rio! 309 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,430 These girls have a timesharing condominium. 310 00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:40,199 We’re gonna share some time with them. 311 00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:43,602 No. No, Freddie, I’m going to Cape Cod. 312 00:16:43,702 --> 00:16:46,105 What? What are you talking about? Cape Cod? 313 00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:47,806 Why would you go to Cape Cod? 314 00:16:47,906 --> 00:16:50,209 I don't know. Because I like Cape Cod, Freddie. 315 00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:52,778 I feel better up there. I-I-I look at the water 316 00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:56,715 -and I feel closer to something. -Cape Cod over Rio? 317 00:16:56,815 --> 00:16:58,584 -Are you all right? -Yeah. 318 00:16:58,684 --> 00:16:59,685 -Let me drive you. -No, no. 319 00:16:59,818 --> 00:17:02,187 -Let me drive you up there. I'll drive. -No, no. 320 00:17:02,287 --> 00:17:03,822 -You got enough money? -I’ve got plenty. 321 00:17:03,922 --> 00:17:06,125 -Yeah? -Thanks. 322 00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:08,527 Can I have some then? 323 00:17:18,737 --> 00:17:21,407 -CAB DRIVER: Where to? -Cape Cod, Massachusetts. 324 00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:22,608 (TIRES SCREECHING) 325 00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:26,278 You break that, you pay for it. 326 00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:28,380 Well, I’m sorry. 327 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:31,383 I usually enjoy smashing the glass with my face. 328 00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:34,353 Okay. Cape Cod. That’s about 300 miles. 329 00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:37,156 -You got the cash? -What is this? 330 00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:38,590 (ENGINE REVVING) 331 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:48,267 -(CRICKETS CHIRPING) -(FROGS CROAKING) 332 00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:01,880 WALTER: Careful with that. 333 00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:03,382 Be careful with that! 334 00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:04,716 What do you think you’re loading? 335 00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:06,852 This is delicate scientific equipment. 336 00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:11,857 Hold it. Wait a minute. 337 00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:14,460 You see this? You see that? It says, "this end up." 338 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:17,229 Know what that means? It means this end up! 339 00:18:17,329 --> 00:18:19,264 Why don’t you try holding that end up? 340 00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:24,803 All right, get away! I’ll do it myself. Get away. 341 00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:26,338 Give me a hand. 342 00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:32,744 WALTER: Easy. 343 00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:36,748 -Move that... -Excuse me. 344 00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:39,585 -Morning. -WALTER: Morning. 345 00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:42,287 -MAN: Morning. -Uh... 346 00:18:42,387 --> 00:18:45,657 Ha! I was dropped off on the wrong side of the beach. 347 00:18:45,757 --> 00:18:48,393 I was wondering if you could take me over to the island? 348 00:18:49,928 --> 00:18:51,563 Well, uh, we’re not... 349 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,166 We’re not going, we're just... 350 00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:57,202 We’re taking the boat. We’re not going out there! 351 00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:00,639 Have you seen anyone else along this beach? 352 00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:03,509 No. Just me and the moron twins. 353 00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:05,811 We’re not twins. 354 00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:11,250 -What is all this stuff? -I knew it! 355 00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:14,887 Who sent you up here? Dr. Ross from Chicago? 356 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,856 Who’s Dr. Ross from Chicago? 357 00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:21,493 Who’s Dr. Ross? You’re good, very good. 358 00:19:21,593 --> 00:19:23,629 I suppose you’re just some harmless beach comber 359 00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:25,631 Who happens to wear a tuxedo! 360 00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:29,301 How dare you try and horn in on someone else’s research! 361 00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:32,271 -Look, I’m just the guy trying... -Walter Kornbluth is not a man 362 00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:33,572 to be taken advantage of. 363 00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:36,808 So you just stay out of my way, sonny. 364 00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:41,513 All right, let’s move out! 365 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,822 There's a guy down the beach, runs people out to the island. 366 00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:52,558 What’s the name? 367 00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:55,694 The guy or the island? 368 00:19:57,729 --> 00:19:58,997 I’ll find him. 369 00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:05,370 What’s the matter? You look a little nervous. 370 00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:08,307 Yeah. The truth of the matter is, fat jack, 371 00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:10,275 I don’t know how to swim. 372 00:20:10,909 --> 00:20:12,844 -You can’t swim? -No, sir. 373 00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:15,747 Then you wouldn’t want me to do this. 374 00:20:16,615 --> 00:20:19,284 -Oh, God! No, please! -(BOAT PILOT LAUGHING) 375 00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:20,485 Cut it out! 376 00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,521 There’s water coming in the boat! 377 00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:24,790 I’m just having a little fun. 378 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,491 Well, don’t do that. 379 00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:28,594 (MOTOR SPUTTERING) 380 00:20:29,194 --> 00:20:31,463 What is that? What’s the matter? 381 00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:35,334 I guess when I rocked the boat, I must've got water in the engine. 382 00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:37,336 I can fix it. I’m mechanical. 383 00:20:37,869 --> 00:20:39,671 (HAMMERING) 384 00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:46,345 Did you fix it yet? 385 00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:49,748 No. I’ll go back for the other boat. 386 00:20:49,848 --> 00:20:50,849 What? 387 00:20:53,852 --> 00:20:56,288 Where are you going, Mr. Fat jack? 388 00:20:57,556 --> 00:20:59,791 Back to the dock. It’s only a few miles. 389 00:20:59,891 --> 00:21:02,761 I can swim it. I’ll be back with the little boat. 390 00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:05,797 The little boat? 391 00:21:17,676 --> 00:21:18,744 I knew it. 392 00:21:19,177 --> 00:21:21,480 I knew that guy was spying on me. 393 00:21:22,381 --> 00:21:23,949 I want to go down! 394 00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:28,820 Mr. Cornbeef? 395 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,490 Kornbluth! 396 00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:34,326 Whatcha looking for down there? 397 00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:35,627 Buried treasure? 398 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,730 Want to know what I’m looking for, boys? 399 00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:39,931 I’ll tell you. 400 00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:44,936 None of your goddamn business, that’s what I'm looking for! 401 00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:46,405 Get out of my way! 402 00:21:52,844 --> 00:21:55,347 Let’s pee down his air hose. 403 00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:57,716 (LAUGHTER) You get that. 404 00:22:15,434 --> 00:22:16,968 Piece of shit. 405 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,041 (SCREAM) 406 00:22:23,141 --> 00:22:24,843 (MUFFLED BOAT MOTOR REVVING) 407 00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:27,412 (GASPING) 408 00:22:28,113 --> 00:22:30,082 (MUFFLED BOAT MOTOR REVVING) 409 00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:33,418 (ALAN GRUNTING) 410 00:22:40,525 --> 00:22:41,793 (GASPING) 411 00:22:44,563 --> 00:22:45,831 Oh, gee. 412 00:22:47,499 --> 00:22:48,567 (THUD) 413 00:23:17,162 --> 00:23:18,897 (GROANING) 414 00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:27,906 (SPITTING) 415 00:23:31,042 --> 00:23:32,544 Ouch! 416 00:23:33,545 --> 00:23:34,946 Ouch. 417 00:23:36,715 --> 00:23:38,850 (ALAN MOANING) 418 00:23:56,968 --> 00:23:58,170 Hello. 419 00:23:58,737 --> 00:24:01,840 You have any idea how I got here? 420 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,909 Did you save me? 421 00:24:10,315 --> 00:24:13,018 Uh...do you speak English? 422 00:24:52,791 --> 00:24:54,559 Hey! Come back! 423 00:24:54,926 --> 00:24:56,895 Hey, come back! Please? 424 00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:59,030 Just...just tell me who you are! 425 00:24:59,464 --> 00:25:00,866 I’ve gotta talk to you. 426 00:25:00,966 --> 00:25:03,068 Can I call you? What’s your number? 427 00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:04,736 I don’t know how to swim! 428 00:25:05,871 --> 00:25:08,673 I don’t know how to swim! Come back! 429 00:25:09,407 --> 00:25:11,309 Oh, why didn’t I learn how to swim? 430 00:25:11,409 --> 00:25:12,644 Please, just... 431 00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:16,074 (GASPS) 432 00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:18,910 (MUFFLED) It's a mermaid. It's her! 433 00:26:19,010 --> 00:26:21,179 Wait a minute! 434 00:26:22,681 --> 00:26:23,782 Don't go! 435 00:26:25,317 --> 00:26:28,887 Come back! I gotta take a picture! 436 00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:32,290 Hold it! 437 00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:05,250 -(HORN HONKING) -(ALARM BLARING) 438 00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:07,819 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 439 00:28:08,153 --> 00:28:10,088 (INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENTS OVER P.A.) 440 00:28:16,895 --> 00:28:17,929 Hi, Mrs. Stimler. 441 00:28:18,496 --> 00:28:21,232 Hi. What happened to your head? 442 00:28:21,332 --> 00:28:24,269 -Lightning? Oh. -No, a boat hit me. 443 00:28:26,004 --> 00:28:28,073 -Mrs. Stimler? -Yes? 444 00:28:29,340 --> 00:28:32,210 -Nothing. -So nice to have you back. 445 00:28:34,946 --> 00:28:37,248 PARK RANGER: Welcome to the Statue of Liberty. 446 00:28:37,348 --> 00:28:39,784 The statue is a gift from French citizens, 447 00:28:39,884 --> 00:28:43,521 and has come to symbolize hope for oppressed peoples everywhere. 448 00:28:43,621 --> 00:28:47,792 Over the course of a century, Ms. Liberty has seen the New York skyline, 449 00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:51,763 which once she dwarfed, rise in great mountains of stone and steel. 450 00:28:52,263 --> 00:28:55,967 Now, If you’ll go inside, the tour will continue. 451 00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:58,436 Come on. Here we go. 452 00:28:58,536 --> 00:29:00,405 Let’s go. We’re backing up. 453 00:29:00,872 --> 00:29:03,908 Here we go. Come on. Okay. You’ve got feet, use them! 454 00:29:04,008 --> 00:29:07,212 Don’t touch my hat. Do not ever touch my hat. 455 00:29:07,312 --> 00:29:08,446 That’s it. 456 00:29:08,546 --> 00:29:11,249 Up-up-up-up-up-up. Okay. 457 00:29:11,816 --> 00:29:13,885 Welcome to the Statue of Liberty. 458 00:29:13,985 --> 00:29:16,521 The statue is a gift from French citizens, 459 00:29:16,621 --> 00:29:19,858 It has come to symbolize hope for naked women everywhere. 460 00:29:20,492 --> 00:29:22,193 Bocci balls! 461 00:29:22,527 --> 00:29:24,829 -(YELL) -PARK RANGER: Hey, hey. 462 00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:27,031 -(CROWD CLAMORING) -Come on. Don’t be doing that. 463 00:29:27,398 --> 00:29:29,534 MAN 1: Take a picture. Take a picture of me. 464 00:29:29,634 --> 00:29:32,337 Vinnie, take my picture. Take my picture. You got it? 465 00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:34,405 -MAN 2: Oh, yeah! -Get it. Get it all! 466 00:29:34,506 --> 00:29:36,808 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 467 00:29:36,908 --> 00:29:40,945 The statue was...was a gift from...from French people. 468 00:29:41,045 --> 00:29:43,047 Get out of the way. Let's see what’s going on. 469 00:29:43,148 --> 00:29:44,516 Oh, okay, miss. 470 00:29:44,649 --> 00:29:48,419 This ain’t California. We don’t go for this stuff here. Come on! 471 00:29:49,087 --> 00:29:52,023 (BOOING) 472 00:29:57,996 --> 00:30:00,431 (BOAT FOGHORN BLASTS) 473 00:30:06,337 --> 00:30:09,307 -What’s your name, miss? -She don’t speak no English. 474 00:30:09,407 --> 00:30:12,410 -And you do? -Here. She was carrying this. 475 00:30:12,510 --> 00:30:13,611 What’s this? 476 00:30:16,681 --> 00:30:18,249 Who’s this guy? 477 00:30:21,352 --> 00:30:23,354 -Is that enough or you want some more? -No, no, 478 00:30:23,454 --> 00:30:26,491 that’s plenty, that's all the business we can handle. Let’s talk terms. 479 00:30:26,591 --> 00:30:29,127 -He doesn’t have a clue what's going on. -Don’t worry about him. 480 00:30:29,227 --> 00:30:30,528 We’ll move it out in the morning. 481 00:30:30,895 --> 00:30:33,097 Ah, Bauer! Your brother told me 482 00:30:33,198 --> 00:30:35,166 about your unfortunate experience in Vietnam. 483 00:30:37,135 --> 00:30:38,136 Huh? 484 00:30:38,736 --> 00:30:41,272 The incident in Vietnam. Remember? 485 00:30:43,274 --> 00:30:45,109 The grenade going over your helmet. 486 00:30:45,210 --> 00:30:47,178 Does it still bother you? You’re wearing a bandage. 487 00:30:47,545 --> 00:30:49,614 Page him. Hey, Al? 488 00:30:49,714 --> 00:30:51,249 -Yeah? -Phone. 489 00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:53,151 Um, excuse me. Okay? 490 00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:57,188 -Thanks, Jerry. Yeah? -Yeah. 491 00:30:57,589 --> 00:30:59,591 Alan Bauer. Speaking. 492 00:31:07,065 --> 00:31:08,333 Yeah. On my way! 493 00:31:08,433 --> 00:31:09,667 I believe this is... 494 00:31:11,669 --> 00:31:14,372 Alan, where are you going? 495 00:31:15,173 --> 00:31:16,341 Alan! 496 00:31:18,243 --> 00:31:20,278 -What happened? -Telephone. 497 00:31:20,745 --> 00:31:23,381 He was on the phone in 'Nam when the grenade went off. 498 00:31:23,915 --> 00:31:27,051 Ever since then, he...runs, 499 00:31:27,151 --> 00:31:28,586 gets in a car and drives away. 500 00:31:29,187 --> 00:31:31,456 -Oh. -I don’t know why. 501 00:31:31,923 --> 00:31:34,058 -It just happens. -Oh. 502 00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:36,160 Let’s review this. 503 00:31:36,261 --> 00:31:38,463 (SIREN WAILING) 504 00:31:55,313 --> 00:31:57,115 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 505 00:31:58,149 --> 00:31:59,984 Pardon me. Excuse me! 506 00:32:00,084 --> 00:32:02,453 -(BELL RINGING) -Hey, yo, Mr. Police officer, sir? 507 00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:04,956 Hey! Take it easy. 508 00:32:05,056 --> 00:32:06,090 What do you want? 509 00:32:06,224 --> 00:32:09,060 Bauer. My name’s Alan Bauer. You guys called me. 510 00:32:09,494 --> 00:32:12,697 Hey, Any of you guys call for an Alan Bauer? 511 00:32:12,797 --> 00:32:14,232 -Alan Bauer? -Bauer. 512 00:32:14,332 --> 00:32:16,067 Oh, yeah. That’s for her. 513 00:32:17,302 --> 00:32:18,536 Right over there. 514 00:32:41,292 --> 00:32:42,393 Hi. 515 00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:52,403 I take it you know this girl? 516 00:32:54,272 --> 00:32:55,473 Yeah, I do. 517 00:32:56,307 --> 00:32:57,508 Who is she? 518 00:33:00,111 --> 00:33:01,612 I don’t know. 519 00:33:01,713 --> 00:33:03,014 Of course. 520 00:33:16,527 --> 00:33:19,063 Afternoon, Mr. Bauer. You’re home early today. 521 00:33:19,530 --> 00:33:20,565 Yeah. 522 00:33:28,139 --> 00:33:29,240 Uh, 523 00:33:29,674 --> 00:33:31,242 that doorway spins. 524 00:33:31,776 --> 00:33:33,678 It spins around. Wanna get this fixed, Timmy? 525 00:33:33,778 --> 00:33:35,146 TIMMY: All right. 526 00:33:41,285 --> 00:33:42,620 -Hi. -Hello. 527 00:33:45,323 --> 00:33:47,392 (ELEVATOR HUMMING) 528 00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:31,602 (ALAN SINGING) 529 00:34:31,702 --> 00:34:34,505 ♪ Zip-a-dee-doo-dah Zip-a-dee-a 530 00:34:34,605 --> 00:34:37,775 ♪ Mr. Bluebird’s On my shoulder 531 00:34:37,875 --> 00:34:39,744 ♪ It’s the truth It’s actual 532 00:34:39,844 --> 00:34:41,679 ♪ Everything is satisfactual 533 00:34:41,779 --> 00:34:44,582 ♪ Zip-a-dee-doo-dah Zip-a-dee-a 534 00:34:44,682 --> 00:34:46,617 ♪ My, oh, my What a wonderful day ♪ 535 00:34:46,717 --> 00:34:49,887 Hi. Room service. I didn’t know what you liked 536 00:34:49,987 --> 00:34:53,524 so I got you a choice. Fruity Pebbles, pancakes, omelet... 537 00:34:53,624 --> 00:34:55,726 No. No. No-no-no-no-no-no-no. 538 00:34:55,827 --> 00:34:57,428 I’ve got to get back to work. 539 00:34:57,862 --> 00:35:00,131 That will keep you company while I'm gone. 540 00:35:00,231 --> 00:35:02,300 When I come back from work in a couple of hours, 541 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:03,534 we’ll go out and get some dinner, 542 00:35:03,634 --> 00:35:05,636 and we'll also pick you up some clothes. 543 00:35:06,237 --> 00:35:09,474 Not that you don’t look spectacular in my robe. 544 00:35:09,574 --> 00:35:11,576 -(TV CHATTER) -Okay? Bye-bye. 545 00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:16,781 No. Please. 546 00:35:16,881 --> 00:35:18,883 You’re gonna put me in the hospital. 547 00:35:18,983 --> 00:35:22,286 Uh, it’s about three o'clock already. I really have to get back to work. 548 00:35:23,521 --> 00:35:25,156 You are wonderful. 549 00:35:25,656 --> 00:35:27,458 Bye-bye. Bye. 550 00:35:29,260 --> 00:35:30,795 (TV CHATTER) 551 00:35:32,830 --> 00:35:36,400 Things don’t get started down there again until four o'clock anyway. 552 00:35:42,507 --> 00:35:45,176 Let’s not be so choosy with these onions, all right? 553 00:35:45,276 --> 00:35:47,278 Some of these are perfectly good onions. 554 00:35:48,045 --> 00:35:51,315 ALAN: Hey, Everybody! Zip-a-dee-doo-dah! 555 00:35:51,415 --> 00:35:53,584 ♪ Zip-a-dee-doo-dah zip-a... 556 00:35:53,684 --> 00:35:54,452 Hey, Manuel! 557 00:35:54,652 --> 00:35:57,688 ♪ My, oh, my What a wonderful day 558 00:35:57,788 --> 00:36:00,958 ♪ Plenty of sunshine Heading my way 559 00:36:01,058 --> 00:36:04,362 ♪ Zip-a-dee-doo-dah Zip-a-dee-a 560 00:36:04,462 --> 00:36:07,398 ♪ Mr. Mango on my shoulder 561 00:36:07,498 --> 00:36:08,900 Freddie, dance with me! 562 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,369 Please, not in front of the teamsters. Come on! 563 00:36:11,469 --> 00:36:13,738 -Come on, they’re happy guys. -You’re a rotten lead. 564 00:36:14,405 --> 00:36:16,607 I’ve got the Buyrite contracts ready. 565 00:36:17,141 --> 00:36:19,343 -Want to check them? -No! No, you check them. 566 00:36:19,443 --> 00:36:21,212 You check them. You know the business. 567 00:36:21,312 --> 00:36:23,214 -Ooh, so I’m in charge? -Sure. 568 00:36:23,314 --> 00:36:24,916 What about the lawyer’s meeting tonight at 8:00? 569 00:36:25,616 --> 00:36:28,286 Eight P.M.? No. That’s too late for me. 570 00:36:28,386 --> 00:36:31,389 I’m going upstairs to the office. I'm gonna take a nap. 571 00:36:32,056 --> 00:36:34,392 -Wake me when it’s time to go home. -FREDDIE: Okay. 572 00:36:34,492 --> 00:36:35,693 ♪ Zip-a-dee... 573 00:36:35,793 --> 00:36:37,595 Jerry, handle those for me! (LAUGHS) 574 00:36:40,331 --> 00:36:41,866 TV ANNOUNCER: Ann Klein. 575 00:36:42,233 --> 00:36:43,434 Bloomingdale’s. 576 00:36:47,538 --> 00:36:48,839 Ann Klein. 577 00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:52,310 Bloomingdale’s. 578 00:36:56,747 --> 00:36:59,450 The Ann Klein collection available in New York at... 579 00:36:59,550 --> 00:37:00,685 Bloomingdale’s. 580 00:37:13,531 --> 00:37:14,899 Can I help you, miss? 581 00:37:16,968 --> 00:37:18,369 Can’t you talk? 582 00:37:20,871 --> 00:37:23,774 -Bloomingdale’s? -Sure. Hey! 583 00:38:21,565 --> 00:38:22,833 Oh, my God. 584 00:38:24,035 --> 00:38:26,570 Darling. Darling. 585 00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:30,841 Darling! That outfit, it’s to die from. 586 00:38:30,941 --> 00:38:33,544 What happened? You saw Annie Hall 100 times? 587 00:38:33,644 --> 00:38:35,346 That look is over. 588 00:38:36,647 --> 00:38:38,416 You want to try that on? 589 00:38:38,516 --> 00:38:40,384 Who knows? Maybe it’s you. 590 00:38:40,484 --> 00:38:42,987 It isn't me. I couldn’t get one leg in there. 591 00:38:43,087 --> 00:38:45,723 My daughter, on the other hand, is lucky. 592 00:38:45,823 --> 00:38:47,091 She’s anorexic. 593 00:38:48,759 --> 00:38:50,728 (CASH REGISTER BEEPING) 594 00:38:50,828 --> 00:38:53,631 Please call again. Don’t forget these. 595 00:38:55,132 --> 00:38:58,669 And why don't you do yourself a favor and stop in the lingerie department? 596 00:38:59,303 --> 00:39:02,640 A pretty girl like you shouldn’t be wearing boxer shorts. 597 00:39:03,507 --> 00:39:05,710 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 598 00:39:06,644 --> 00:39:09,880 BOY: (ON TV) Let me try! What a cool tent! 599 00:39:09,980 --> 00:39:12,016 BOY: (ON TV) Let me try! Come on! 600 00:39:12,049 --> 00:39:14,919 TV ANNOUNCER 1: Colgate winter fresh gel... 601 00:39:15,486 --> 00:39:18,589 TV ANNOUNCER 2: And now, we continue with the Capitol... 602 00:39:19,323 --> 00:39:22,493 TV ANNOUNCER 3: Wear the adjustable-angle mascara... 603 00:39:26,530 --> 00:39:28,766 TV ANNOUNCER 4: Maximum protection in a great-tasting gel. 604 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,736 It’s crazy Eddie's greatest clearance sale ever! 605 00:39:32,103 --> 00:39:35,139 Crazy Eddie's slashing prices on special-marked items: 606 00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:38,743 stereo equipment, video equipment, Color TV’s, car stereos... 607 00:39:38,843 --> 00:39:40,678 disco equipment and professional products. 608 00:39:40,778 --> 00:39:43,047 Plus a selection of floor samples and demonstrators. 609 00:39:43,147 --> 00:39:44,648 All with manufacturer's warranty, 610 00:39:44,749 --> 00:39:46,183 priced at or below cost. 611 00:39:46,283 --> 00:39:48,552 It’s crazy Eddie's greatest clearance sale ever, 612 00:39:48,652 --> 00:39:51,522 Going on right now at prices that are insane! 613 00:39:51,622 --> 00:39:53,924 TV ANNOUNCER 5: Crazy Eddie, 12 great locations. Manhattan, 614 00:39:54,024 --> 00:39:56,527 The Bronx, Brooklyn, Syosset, Paramus, East Brunswick, Union, 615 00:39:56,627 --> 00:39:58,696 Westchester, Westbury and Norwalk. 616 00:39:59,029 --> 00:40:00,531 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 617 00:40:00,631 --> 00:40:03,000 (SINGING "ZIP-A-DEE-DOO-DAH") 618 00:40:05,269 --> 00:40:06,570 Hello? 619 00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:10,207 Hey, I’m home! 620 00:40:20,985 --> 00:40:22,119 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 621 00:40:27,792 --> 00:40:29,860 -I’m looking for a girl, Timmy. -Two hundred bucks. 622 00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:32,563 No, the one I came in this afternoon, the blond. 623 00:40:32,663 --> 00:40:35,466 -Oh, she left. -Any idea where she went? 624 00:40:35,566 --> 00:40:38,869 -Well, I put her in a cab. -To where? To where, Timmy? 625 00:40:38,969 --> 00:40:41,172 -Bloomingdale’s. -Bloomingdale’s. Great. Thanks. 626 00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:44,074 Yo! Hey, taxi! Hey! 627 00:40:44,942 --> 00:40:46,710 Halt, taxi, please! 628 00:40:46,811 --> 00:40:48,879 ♪ She works hard for the money 629 00:40:48,979 --> 00:40:52,483 Come on, come on. Let’s go! 630 00:40:53,050 --> 00:40:56,787 ♪ She works hard for the money And you better treat her... 631 00:40:56,887 --> 00:41:00,024 Excuse me, miss, we’re getting ready to close. 632 00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:02,126 She’s been here for six hours. 633 00:41:02,793 --> 00:41:04,028 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 634 00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:06,030 ♪ So hard for the money... 635 00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:08,799 Excuse me, miss. I’m going to insist that... 636 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,836 That you stop doing that. 637 00:41:12,269 --> 00:41:14,138 (ELEVATOR DINGING) 638 00:41:14,238 --> 00:41:16,040 TEACHER: (ON TV) Hold that step again. 639 00:41:16,073 --> 00:41:18,542 She’s uh, exercising. 640 00:41:20,711 --> 00:41:22,746 Give her...a minute. 641 00:41:24,748 --> 00:41:27,117 -Sir! Sir, we’re closing. Sir! -Yeah. Yeah, I know. I know. 642 00:41:27,218 --> 00:41:28,819 -Just give me three minutes. -Come back. 643 00:41:28,919 --> 00:41:30,821 Three minutes! You can time me! 644 00:41:30,921 --> 00:41:32,623 (TV CHATTER) 645 00:41:33,290 --> 00:41:35,025 Oh, thank God. 646 00:41:35,693 --> 00:41:37,761 SALESMAN: Excuse me. Do you know this woman? 647 00:41:38,095 --> 00:41:40,965 Yeah. Yes, I do. Just don’t ask me what her name is. 648 00:41:41,065 --> 00:41:43,667 Well, we’ve been trying to tell her it’s closing time, 649 00:41:43,767 --> 00:41:45,936 but she doesn’t seem to understand. 650 00:41:46,036 --> 00:41:48,739 Yeah, well, that’s because she doesn’t speak English at all. 651 00:41:48,839 --> 00:41:50,140 Hello, Alan. 652 00:41:50,241 --> 00:41:51,775 How was your day? 653 00:41:53,811 --> 00:41:56,046 Excuse me, I never went to college, 654 00:41:56,146 --> 00:41:58,148 but wasn’t that English? 655 00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:00,784 Thank you for letting me use your television. 656 00:42:00,885 --> 00:42:03,053 It was very educational. 657 00:42:04,688 --> 00:42:05,923 It’s all right, miss. 658 00:42:07,791 --> 00:42:08,859 Uh... 659 00:42:09,393 --> 00:42:10,928 what’s your name? 660 00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:13,764 It’s hard to say in English. 661 00:42:14,298 --> 00:42:16,634 Well, just say it in your language. 662 00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:19,970 All right. My name is... 663 00:42:20,070 --> 00:42:23,574 (SCREECHING) 664 00:42:35,085 --> 00:42:36,820 Hey, how ’bout those Knicks? 665 00:42:38,122 --> 00:42:42,626 I’m confused. Why is that you haven’t said anything to me until now. 666 00:42:42,726 --> 00:42:45,829 -I didn’t know English. -Oh, I see. And now you do? 667 00:42:45,930 --> 00:42:48,666 Yes, I learned it this afternoon from television. It’s wonderful! 668 00:42:48,766 --> 00:42:51,068 Now, I can ask you questions. If you answer them correctly, 669 00:42:51,168 --> 00:42:53,203 you can win one of these valuable prizes: 670 00:42:53,304 --> 00:42:55,839 An attractive wall clock, a matching washer and dryer set, 671 00:42:55,940 --> 00:42:57,942 -or a brand new car! -Whoa, whoa, whoa. 672 00:42:58,042 --> 00:42:59,743 Let me go first, okay? 673 00:43:00,077 --> 00:43:02,313 Who are you? Where are you from? 674 00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:04,081 Just begin when you were born 675 00:43:04,181 --> 00:43:06,650 and finish up right when you blew up the TV’s. 676 00:43:14,725 --> 00:43:15,859 Pretty. 677 00:43:17,361 --> 00:43:21,265 Well, yeah. I’ve never really thought about it before, 678 00:43:21,365 --> 00:43:23,801 but yeah. Are you from Cape Cod? 679 00:43:26,337 --> 00:43:29,039 No, I’m from another place. 680 00:43:29,773 --> 00:43:32,643 Oh, yeah? I’ve got a cousin from there. 681 00:43:32,743 --> 00:43:33,844 Ha-ha-ha. 682 00:43:36,347 --> 00:43:37,881 Are you an American? 683 00:43:38,315 --> 00:43:40,117 No. (LAUGHS) 684 00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:44,221 Then why were you in Cape Cod? Why are you now new York? 685 00:43:44,321 --> 00:43:46,790 How did the cops find you naked? 686 00:43:46,890 --> 00:43:48,092 What’s that? 687 00:43:48,826 --> 00:43:50,327 What? The music? 688 00:43:50,427 --> 00:43:53,664 Music! I like it! I heard some in the television. 689 00:43:53,764 --> 00:43:54,932 "Dance fever." 690 00:43:55,032 --> 00:43:58,302 ♪ Hey, I love you girl 691 00:43:59,169 --> 00:44:00,804 ♪ Darling, darling... 692 00:44:00,904 --> 00:44:02,439 Uh, hi, hi. 693 00:44:02,539 --> 00:44:04,775 We better go, hon, or else we’ll be late. 694 00:44:05,209 --> 00:44:07,911 -You never heard music? -What’s that? 695 00:44:08,312 --> 00:44:09,413 Uh... 696 00:44:09,513 --> 00:44:11,048 (CAR HORN HONKING) 697 00:44:11,448 --> 00:44:13,117 -(CRASHING) -Oh, gosh! 698 00:44:13,217 --> 00:44:15,185 -What’s that? -It’s a movie theater. 699 00:44:15,285 --> 00:44:17,688 What the hell are you doing? You could've gotten me killed! 700 00:44:17,788 --> 00:44:20,090 Cut her some slack. She’s from out of town. 701 00:44:20,190 --> 00:44:21,692 Keep her on a leash. 702 00:44:21,792 --> 00:44:23,360 Yeah, yeah. Have a nice day. 703 00:44:23,460 --> 00:44:24,862 Hello? 704 00:44:29,299 --> 00:44:30,334 Did you see this? 705 00:44:30,434 --> 00:44:33,437 It’s wonderfully delicious and so good for you. 706 00:44:34,405 --> 00:44:37,875 While you’re here, maybe you got watch a little less TV. 707 00:44:39,910 --> 00:44:43,447 How long are you going to be in town? 708 00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:46,483 Six fun-filled days. 709 00:44:47,317 --> 00:44:49,019 Oh, six days. 710 00:44:49,553 --> 00:44:50,888 Is that all? 711 00:44:52,990 --> 00:44:54,191 Six days, 712 00:44:55,225 --> 00:44:56,760 And the moon is full. 713 00:44:58,495 --> 00:44:59,396 Oh. 714 00:45:01,899 --> 00:45:03,233 The moon is full. 715 00:45:10,107 --> 00:45:13,010 If I stay longer than that, I can’t ever go back. 716 00:45:14,078 --> 00:45:15,746 Oh, I get... What? 717 00:45:15,846 --> 00:45:18,015 Is there some sort of immigration problem or something? 718 00:45:19,116 --> 00:45:20,250 Where did you get that? 719 00:45:21,085 --> 00:45:23,220 Where? Oh, for... 720 00:45:25,989 --> 00:45:26,990 Sir? 721 00:45:27,624 --> 00:45:29,760 Here you are, sir. There you go. 722 00:45:30,594 --> 00:45:33,163 You know, I’m going to have to call you something in English 723 00:45:33,263 --> 00:45:35,265 because I can’t pronounce, uh... 724 00:45:35,699 --> 00:45:37,835 -What... -What are English names? 725 00:45:37,935 --> 00:45:40,404 Well, there’s millions of them, I guess. 726 00:45:40,504 --> 00:45:42,506 Jennifer, Joanie, Hillary. 727 00:45:42,606 --> 00:45:44,174 Careful! Hey, those are hot. 728 00:45:44,875 --> 00:45:47,911 Names, names. Linda, Kim... 729 00:45:48,011 --> 00:45:49,279 Where are we? Madison. 730 00:45:49,379 --> 00:45:51,115 -Elizabeth, Samantha... -Madison. 731 00:45:51,215 --> 00:45:54,184 -Madison. I like Madison. -Well, Madison’s not a name. 732 00:45:56,353 --> 00:45:59,389 Well, all right. Okay, fine. Madison it is. 733 00:45:59,490 --> 00:46:01,792 Good thing we weren’t at 149th street. 734 00:46:02,326 --> 00:46:04,294 Are we going back to where you live now? 735 00:46:04,995 --> 00:46:08,165 Okay, um...here’s the thing. 736 00:46:08,265 --> 00:46:10,968 I was going to find you a hotel, 737 00:46:12,136 --> 00:46:14,138 But I figure that after this afternoon... 738 00:46:15,973 --> 00:46:18,242 Well, I... I mean, I just assumed that... 739 00:46:21,011 --> 00:46:24,181 Would you mind staying with me? 740 00:46:26,216 --> 00:46:27,518 I want to stay with you. 741 00:46:28,218 --> 00:46:30,120 You’re the reason I came here. 742 00:46:41,431 --> 00:46:43,200 Uh, that was a kiss. 743 00:46:44,401 --> 00:46:45,402 I know. 744 00:46:50,340 --> 00:46:52,209 (CLOCK TICKING) 745 00:46:55,979 --> 00:46:57,548 (DISTANT SIREN WAILING) 746 00:48:57,334 --> 00:48:58,568 Madison? 747 00:49:07,411 --> 00:49:08,545 Madison? 748 00:49:09,212 --> 00:49:10,347 Alan? 749 00:49:11,081 --> 00:49:13,517 Yeah, of course, it’s Alan. 750 00:49:13,617 --> 00:49:15,152 What are you doing, sweetheart? 751 00:49:16,053 --> 00:49:17,387 Taking a bath. 752 00:49:18,422 --> 00:49:20,624 Oooh. Can I come in? 753 00:49:22,125 --> 00:49:23,360 No! 754 00:49:24,561 --> 00:49:25,629 (THUD) 755 00:49:25,729 --> 00:49:27,097 What was that? 756 00:49:27,197 --> 00:49:28,598 Madison, are you all right? 757 00:49:28,699 --> 00:49:30,634 Everything’s fine. 758 00:49:30,734 --> 00:49:32,102 Then let me in. 759 00:49:32,202 --> 00:49:34,604 I’ll be right there. I’m just changing. 760 00:49:34,705 --> 00:49:37,474 Enough is enough, Madison! Open the door. Something is wrong. 761 00:49:38,041 --> 00:49:40,444 Alan, can you make me some pancakes? 762 00:49:40,544 --> 00:49:42,079 Make you some... Madison! 763 00:49:42,713 --> 00:49:44,481 All right, Madison, this is getting scary. 764 00:49:44,581 --> 00:49:46,717 You either open this door, or I’ll break it down! 765 00:49:47,384 --> 00:49:49,786 -No, Alan, please. -All right, that’s it! 766 00:49:49,886 --> 00:49:51,355 Alan, no! 767 00:49:51,455 --> 00:49:52,756 -No! -Ow. 768 00:50:04,201 --> 00:50:05,235 Hi. 769 00:50:06,103 --> 00:50:07,237 Hi. 770 00:50:08,338 --> 00:50:09,506 Are you okay? 771 00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:11,475 Yeah. 772 00:50:11,808 --> 00:50:13,410 Why wouldn’t you let me in? 773 00:50:15,312 --> 00:50:17,280 I was...shy. 774 00:50:20,217 --> 00:50:21,284 You were shy? 775 00:50:21,885 --> 00:50:25,122 After the car, and the elevator, and the bedroom, 776 00:50:25,222 --> 00:50:27,357 And on top of the refrigerator, you were shy? 777 00:50:29,826 --> 00:50:31,328 I was shy. 778 00:50:32,562 --> 00:50:33,830 She was shy. 779 00:50:43,340 --> 00:50:46,209 (GARBLED SHOUTS) 780 00:50:49,913 --> 00:50:51,681 (AIR HISSING) 781 00:51:00,657 --> 00:51:01,758 (GASPING) 782 00:51:05,295 --> 00:51:07,164 Hey, B.B. brain! 783 00:51:07,831 --> 00:51:08,799 Yeah? 784 00:51:09,699 --> 00:51:10,867 See this hose? 785 00:51:11,735 --> 00:51:13,737 This is so I can breathe. 786 00:51:13,837 --> 00:51:14,838 Uh-huh. 787 00:51:15,272 --> 00:51:17,707 You want to get your chair off it? 788 00:51:18,708 --> 00:51:19,709 Huh? 789 00:51:23,180 --> 00:51:24,181 (HISSING STOPS) 790 00:51:27,284 --> 00:51:28,452 (LAUGHS) 791 00:51:29,419 --> 00:51:30,487 The Star Confidential? 792 00:51:32,722 --> 00:51:34,724 -Yeah. -Why are you reading this? 793 00:51:35,525 --> 00:51:36,560 I don’t know. 794 00:51:37,327 --> 00:51:41,431 What possesses the uneducated to purchase these things? 795 00:51:41,531 --> 00:51:42,566 Interesting. 796 00:51:42,999 --> 00:51:44,901 You’re not helping yourself. 797 00:51:45,001 --> 00:51:46,536 You’re not... What? 798 00:51:46,636 --> 00:51:48,238 This is not news. 799 00:51:48,805 --> 00:51:50,740 Give me this. You know what’s in here? 800 00:51:51,141 --> 00:51:54,678 Nothing. You have sex, you have perversion. 801 00:51:54,778 --> 00:51:56,746 It’s all fabrication. Look at this. 802 00:51:57,447 --> 00:51:59,916 A naked woman at the Statue of Liberty. 803 00:52:02,752 --> 00:52:04,488 Where would they find a girl to do that? 804 00:52:05,388 --> 00:52:07,224 (LAUGHING) 805 00:52:09,726 --> 00:52:11,228 -Right here... -Ow, my head! 806 00:52:11,328 --> 00:52:12,395 Let me see that. 807 00:52:21,004 --> 00:52:22,706 Take me back to shore. Now! 808 00:52:27,944 --> 00:52:28,945 Hello. 809 00:52:34,317 --> 00:52:35,719 Madison, what is it? 810 00:52:36,119 --> 00:52:37,921 What's wrong? What happened? 811 00:52:38,488 --> 00:52:40,357 (HORSE NEIGHING ON TV) 812 00:52:40,457 --> 00:52:42,392 It’s the saddest thing I ever saw. 813 00:52:43,426 --> 00:52:45,195 (TV CHATTER) 814 00:52:45,295 --> 00:52:46,496 It’s Bonanza. 815 00:52:47,764 --> 00:52:49,366 The man killed another man, 816 00:52:49,466 --> 00:52:51,468 and he died right in the middle of the street. 817 00:52:52,068 --> 00:52:55,372 Oh, no, no. This is only TV. 818 00:52:55,772 --> 00:52:59,709 I thought you understood about TV. See, this is make-believe. 819 00:52:59,809 --> 00:53:03,213 This is just pretend killing that’s going on here. See, now, 820 00:53:03,313 --> 00:53:04,781 this guy, he's an actor. 821 00:53:04,881 --> 00:53:07,450 And next week, he’ll get shot on another show. 822 00:53:08,018 --> 00:53:09,619 If you think about it, it’s kinda funny. 823 00:53:12,355 --> 00:53:13,990 You mean I’m supposed to laugh? 824 00:53:15,358 --> 00:53:16,459 Yeah. 825 00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:17,928 There you go. 826 00:53:18,562 --> 00:53:20,230 Yeah. Uh... 827 00:53:20,964 --> 00:53:22,632 I got you something. 828 00:53:26,770 --> 00:53:27,971 (SIGHS) 829 00:53:38,415 --> 00:53:40,951 It’s beautiful. I love it. 830 00:53:44,054 --> 00:53:45,889 No, you open it. 831 00:53:47,090 --> 00:53:48,558 There’s more? 832 00:53:58,034 --> 00:54:00,370 (BAROQUE CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS) 833 00:55:04,067 --> 00:55:05,702 (WATER TRICKLING) 834 00:55:05,802 --> 00:55:06,903 Do you like that? 835 00:55:07,604 --> 00:55:08,738 Yeah, I do. 836 00:55:10,807 --> 00:55:12,676 I don’t know why really. Just... 837 00:55:13,710 --> 00:55:14,944 something about it. 838 00:55:15,412 --> 00:55:17,047 It’s always appealed to me. 839 00:55:19,649 --> 00:55:20,817 Do you like the sea? 840 00:55:22,118 --> 00:55:24,521 No. When I was about eight years old, 841 00:55:24,621 --> 00:55:26,656 I had this accident on a ship. 842 00:55:27,490 --> 00:55:28,558 I remember. 843 00:55:29,759 --> 00:55:30,894 What? 844 00:55:31,461 --> 00:55:34,931 Uh, I can’t... I forget the words. 845 00:55:35,398 --> 00:55:37,634 What’s that... Uh, "I understand." 846 00:55:38,501 --> 00:55:40,103 (CHUCKLES) 847 00:55:41,538 --> 00:55:43,673 Did you get hurt? 848 00:55:44,941 --> 00:55:47,510 No, no, I didn’t. 849 00:55:48,111 --> 00:55:52,082 But when I was underwater, I could have sworn I saw... I saw... 850 00:55:54,017 --> 00:55:55,118 What? 851 00:55:57,153 --> 00:55:58,488 -Nothing. -What? 852 00:55:58,588 --> 00:55:59,556 Nothing! 853 00:55:59,923 --> 00:56:01,558 I was just a stupid kid. 854 00:56:04,928 --> 00:56:07,530 -(FERRY FOGHORN BLASTS) -I think they'll tear this park out. 855 00:56:07,864 --> 00:56:08,798 Why? 856 00:56:09,366 --> 00:56:12,769 They’re gonna build some river front condos or some such nonsense. 857 00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:15,004 What are you gonna do, huh? 858 00:56:19,876 --> 00:56:21,077 You want to go home? 859 00:56:21,911 --> 00:56:25,482 -No, I have five days left! -No, no, no. 860 00:56:25,582 --> 00:56:26,850 My home! 861 00:56:27,650 --> 00:56:30,120 Oh. (CHUCKLES) Yes. 862 00:56:42,165 --> 00:56:44,801 ALAN: Why do we want to go to a political dinner? 863 00:56:44,834 --> 00:56:47,971 -Because the president will be speaking. -President of what? 864 00:56:48,071 --> 00:56:49,906 President of the Three Stooges fan club. 865 00:56:50,407 --> 00:56:52,709 -The president of the United States! -Wow. 866 00:56:52,809 --> 00:56:55,011 I tell you, we’ll be rubbing elbows with the big boys. 867 00:56:55,111 --> 00:56:57,180 -You think big to be big. -I guess so. 868 00:56:57,614 --> 00:56:58,948 Listen, uh... 869 00:57:00,683 --> 00:57:02,986 would you mind if I took Madison to this thing 870 00:57:03,086 --> 00:57:04,487 instead of going with you? 871 00:57:07,557 --> 00:57:08,691 ALAN: What? 872 00:57:09,659 --> 00:57:11,161 -What? -What? 873 00:57:11,895 --> 00:57:14,030 Something in here not working? 874 00:57:14,564 --> 00:57:17,967 "Oh, I’ll never fall in love, Freddie. 875 00:57:18,368 --> 00:57:21,137 "I can’t. It won’t work with me." 876 00:57:21,237 --> 00:57:23,773 Who said anything about me being in love? 877 00:57:24,107 --> 00:57:26,075 You haven’t been to work in two days. 878 00:57:26,443 --> 00:57:28,077 -So? -Admit it. 879 00:57:28,912 --> 00:57:30,547 -No. No! -Admit it! 880 00:57:30,647 --> 00:57:34,017 -Eye gouge! (GRUNTS, YELLS) -(ALAN GROANS) 881 00:57:34,117 --> 00:57:36,519 -Hooah! Ahhh! -(ALAN GROANING) 882 00:57:36,619 --> 00:57:37,754 -Admit it. -No. 883 00:57:37,854 --> 00:57:40,023 -Bone crusher! Yah! -(ALAN GROANS) 884 00:57:46,162 --> 00:57:47,497 Son of a bitch! 885 00:57:48,698 --> 00:57:49,799 (FREDDIE SCREAMS) 886 00:57:51,301 --> 00:57:52,669 (GRUNTS) 887 00:57:56,039 --> 00:57:57,507 (GROANS) 888 00:58:00,643 --> 00:58:02,045 How long we've been playing? 889 00:58:02,145 --> 00:58:04,681 -ALAN: About five minutes. -Oh, God. 890 00:58:05,148 --> 00:58:06,950 My heart’s beating like a rabbit. 891 00:58:08,718 --> 00:58:10,053 You, uh, want a beer? 892 00:58:11,187 --> 00:58:12,522 No, thanks. 893 00:58:26,369 --> 00:58:29,272 So...tell me this. 894 00:58:29,372 --> 00:58:31,574 If you’re not in love with her, 895 00:58:31,674 --> 00:58:35,044 How come little things she does drive you crazy so much, huh? 896 00:58:35,144 --> 00:58:37,247 Little things? Freddie... 897 00:58:37,747 --> 00:58:41,050 the woman learned how to speak English in a single afternoon. 898 00:58:43,186 --> 00:58:45,588 She could probably speak English already. 899 00:58:45,955 --> 00:58:48,258 I think she was in shock from being arrested, you know. 900 00:58:48,358 --> 00:58:50,226 What about that, huh? 901 00:58:50,326 --> 00:58:53,129 What about a woman showing up naked in a public place, Freddie? 902 00:58:53,229 --> 00:58:54,898 Well, I’m for it, of course. 903 00:58:55,832 --> 00:58:57,000 You yourself said... 904 00:58:57,700 --> 00:59:00,670 That she had some kind of what? Immigration problem. 905 00:59:00,770 --> 00:59:04,140 She’s on an ocean liner in the middle of international waters. 906 00:59:04,474 --> 00:59:08,111 And...she sees America. It looks good. 907 00:59:08,478 --> 00:59:11,848 So, she greases her body up like a channel swimmer. 908 00:59:12,215 --> 00:59:13,283 She dives in. 909 00:59:13,483 --> 00:59:16,719 She goes through some sharks has some heavy trouble there, 910 00:59:16,819 --> 00:59:19,689 goes through the coast guard, through some mine fields, 911 00:59:19,789 --> 00:59:22,792 and then she’s on shore. She’s okay. That's it. 912 00:59:25,828 --> 00:59:26,896 What about the bathtub? 913 00:59:26,996 --> 00:59:30,166 And this moon stuff. And what about all those TV’s? 914 00:59:30,667 --> 00:59:32,602 Look, I’m being serious. 915 00:59:32,702 --> 00:59:36,172 I've had a few minor fiascos in my own love life. 916 00:59:36,272 --> 00:59:37,340 I admit that, really. 917 00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:41,210 Freddie, you took a date to one of your own weddings! 918 00:59:42,345 --> 00:59:44,747 I’m a free spirit! 919 00:59:44,847 --> 00:59:48,117 I’m extremely liberal, a freewheeling dude. 920 00:59:48,217 --> 00:59:49,352 You know what your problem is? 921 00:59:49,953 --> 00:59:52,889 You’re in love with this girl and you're trying to convince yourself you’re not. 922 00:59:54,724 --> 00:59:56,359 I just don’t know, Freddie. 923 00:59:56,459 --> 00:59:59,162 It is something about it isn’t right. 924 01:00:00,029 --> 01:00:03,666 I’ll serve. You hold the beer. That will be your handicap. 925 01:00:03,766 --> 01:00:05,301 -Oh, we’re gonna play? -Yeah. 926 01:00:06,002 --> 01:00:08,137 I’m gonna teach you a lesson in humility. 927 01:00:08,237 --> 01:00:09,672 All right. Wait. 928 01:00:09,772 --> 01:00:10,974 Humility 101. 929 01:00:11,908 --> 01:00:13,743 -You all set? -Yeah. 930 01:00:13,843 --> 01:00:15,044 All right, here we go. 931 01:00:16,713 --> 01:00:17,880 (GROANS) 932 01:00:24,287 --> 01:00:26,889 This is what we came to hear? 933 01:00:30,326 --> 01:00:31,194 You call us 934 01:00:31,761 --> 01:00:35,698 and tell us that you have stretched the frontiers of paleontology 935 01:00:35,798 --> 01:00:37,300 and zoology. 936 01:00:37,667 --> 01:00:41,204 And we interrupt important, serious work 937 01:00:41,304 --> 01:00:43,339 to fly here at a moment’s notice, 938 01:00:43,439 --> 01:00:46,309 and you give us mermaids! 939 01:00:46,409 --> 01:00:49,078 Don’t call us. Call the comic book companies. 940 01:00:49,178 --> 01:00:49,946 That's enough. Gentlemen, 941 01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:53,082 we have a seminar in three weeks. I expect you to be ready for that. 942 01:00:53,182 --> 01:00:54,384 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 943 01:00:55,118 --> 01:00:56,853 (WHISTLING) 944 01:00:59,222 --> 01:01:00,723 -Alan, you’re here! -Wha... 945 01:01:00,757 --> 01:01:02,392 -I got you a present. Come on. -What? Wait. 946 01:01:02,492 --> 01:01:05,094 -I gotta... I gotta close the door. -Don’t look. Close your eyes. 947 01:01:05,194 --> 01:01:07,063 What are you doing? 948 01:01:07,163 --> 01:01:09,232 (CHUCKLING) All right. 949 01:01:10,433 --> 01:01:12,201 Okay. Look. 950 01:01:19,308 --> 01:01:22,979 Ha-ha! Wha... You, uh... Wha... 951 01:01:23,146 --> 01:01:25,114 Well, that's... that’s big! 952 01:01:27,116 --> 01:01:28,851 Yeah, this is... 953 01:01:30,119 --> 01:01:32,855 This is very...big, 954 01:01:32,955 --> 01:01:35,291 And it’s...really here. 955 01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:37,727 It’s just so big! 956 01:01:37,827 --> 01:01:40,063 They were gonna tear it down, so I bought it for you. 957 01:01:40,163 --> 01:01:43,032 Where did you get the money to pay for something like this? 958 01:01:45,334 --> 01:01:47,904 Madison, where’s your necklace? 959 01:01:48,571 --> 01:01:50,440 I traded it for the statue. 960 01:01:50,540 --> 01:01:51,774 Why? 961 01:01:53,276 --> 01:01:54,944 Because I love you. 962 01:01:57,246 --> 01:01:59,148 Oh, Madison. 963 01:02:03,820 --> 01:02:05,188 Madison, I love... 964 01:02:05,955 --> 01:02:07,423 This, uh, present. 965 01:02:08,191 --> 01:02:09,492 I love it. 966 01:02:13,229 --> 01:02:14,497 And I love you. 967 01:02:21,204 --> 01:02:22,905 DR. ZIDELL: What’s happened to you? 968 01:02:23,005 --> 01:02:25,408 You were the brightest student in my class. 969 01:02:25,908 --> 01:02:29,345 True, emotionally, you were 12 years old. 970 01:02:29,445 --> 01:02:32,415 -I was 12 years old. -That’s right. That's right. 971 01:02:32,949 --> 01:02:34,784 And look what you’ve become? 972 01:02:35,384 --> 01:02:36,886 A schmuck. 973 01:02:38,287 --> 01:02:40,389 There is a mermaid in New York city. 974 01:02:40,490 --> 01:02:41,791 Oh, sure, sure. 975 01:02:41,891 --> 01:02:43,459 You mean this, this... 976 01:02:43,559 --> 01:02:45,328 this naked girl? 977 01:02:45,695 --> 01:02:47,830 How come she’s got legs? 978 01:02:48,164 --> 01:02:52,235 She has legs out of water, she has fins in the water. 979 01:02:52,335 --> 01:02:55,037 You taught me that, Dr. Zidell. Don't you remember? 980 01:02:55,671 --> 01:02:57,974 You taught me all the legends. 981 01:02:58,674 --> 01:03:00,877 You used to bring me in the office. 982 01:03:00,977 --> 01:03:02,845 You used to show me charts on the walls 983 01:03:02,945 --> 01:03:05,481 where sailors had claimed they saw mermaids. 984 01:03:05,581 --> 01:03:08,985 Walter, that was for fun, for relaxation, 985 01:03:09,085 --> 01:03:11,120 not for you to build your whole life on. 986 01:03:13,189 --> 01:03:16,259 I’m gonna prove to you, and to everyone else 987 01:03:16,826 --> 01:03:19,228 that that girl is a mermaid! 988 01:03:20,163 --> 01:03:22,532 How? You gonna get her wet 989 01:03:22,632 --> 01:03:25,535 so everybody sees she has fins? (LAUGHS) 990 01:03:31,908 --> 01:03:34,110 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 991 01:03:43,119 --> 01:03:45,021 (HORN HONKING) 992 01:03:51,561 --> 01:03:53,162 (HORN HONKING) 993 01:04:00,203 --> 01:04:01,404 MAN: Taxi? 994 01:04:05,508 --> 01:04:06,309 Oh! 995 01:04:06,442 --> 01:04:08,344 -WOMAN: Watch it! -MAN: Watch it, buddy. 996 01:04:08,444 --> 01:04:09,545 WALTER: Excuse me. 997 01:04:14,584 --> 01:04:15,885 Look out. 998 01:04:20,056 --> 01:04:21,591 MAN: What does he think he’s doing? 999 01:04:21,691 --> 01:04:23,459 -Hey! Hey! -(INDISTINCT YELLING) 1000 01:04:25,394 --> 01:04:28,064 (CRYING) 1001 01:04:38,274 --> 01:04:39,575 WALTER: Oh, my... 1002 01:04:41,410 --> 01:04:43,646 (WALTER GROANING) 1003 01:04:49,619 --> 01:04:51,254 (PIANO PLAYS) 1004 01:04:51,354 --> 01:04:53,022 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 1005 01:05:09,305 --> 01:05:10,573 -(GRUNTS) -(GASPS) 1006 01:05:11,307 --> 01:05:12,308 Oops. 1007 01:05:13,709 --> 01:05:15,311 Nice earrings. 1008 01:05:18,581 --> 01:05:21,183 -Is something the matter? -No, nothing at all. 1009 01:05:21,284 --> 01:05:22,385 You know, I was thinking. 1010 01:05:22,752 --> 01:05:26,022 You don’t have to leave the country. 1011 01:05:27,590 --> 01:05:29,325 -I do. -No. No, you don’t. 1012 01:05:29,659 --> 01:05:33,296 See, there’s stuff we can do to get around the immigration laws. 1013 01:05:33,663 --> 01:05:36,732 For instance, I could give you a job down at the market. 1014 01:05:36,832 --> 01:05:39,035 And you could get a work visa. 1015 01:05:40,469 --> 01:05:44,006 Or, huh, you could... 1016 01:05:45,041 --> 01:05:47,543 marry, like, an American, 1017 01:05:48,611 --> 01:05:50,413 and they have to let you stay. 1018 01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:52,315 Our food is here! 1019 01:05:53,649 --> 01:05:54,417 Oh. 1020 01:05:54,884 --> 01:05:58,321 Well, we’ll... I guess we'll talk about it later. 1021 01:05:59,021 --> 01:06:02,058 Do be careful, madam. The plate is very hot. 1022 01:06:03,225 --> 01:06:05,227 Thank you. These look terrific. 1023 01:06:16,572 --> 01:06:17,573 BOTH: Ew! 1024 01:06:24,146 --> 01:06:25,648 (PATRONS MURMURING) 1025 01:06:26,716 --> 01:06:28,317 She’s really hungry. 1026 01:06:31,687 --> 01:06:34,123 ("SKATER'S WALTZ" PLAYS) 1027 01:06:54,744 --> 01:06:56,278 You were very good. 1028 01:06:56,612 --> 01:06:59,248 Come on. Oops. Come on. 1029 01:06:59,715 --> 01:07:01,050 Oh. 1030 01:07:01,150 --> 01:07:02,418 Let’s sit down and talk. 1031 01:07:04,854 --> 01:07:06,122 (EXHALES) 1032 01:07:08,190 --> 01:07:09,458 -Your nose is cold. -(ALAN CHUCKLES) 1033 01:07:10,192 --> 01:07:12,294 I don’t want to talk about my nose. 1034 01:07:12,795 --> 01:07:15,131 Your ears are all red! (CHUCKLES) 1035 01:07:15,231 --> 01:07:17,566 I don’t want to talk about any part of my face. 1036 01:07:19,435 --> 01:07:23,773 But I do want to talk about what happened in the restaurant. 1037 01:07:25,307 --> 01:07:27,276 (CHUCKLES) I’m sorry. 1038 01:07:27,376 --> 01:07:29,745 That’s how we eat lobster where I come from. 1039 01:07:29,845 --> 01:07:33,482 Oh, no, no, no. I don’t care about that. 1040 01:07:33,983 --> 01:07:35,484 No, I don't care about that. 1041 01:07:36,786 --> 01:07:38,687 You see, I was trying to do something in there 1042 01:07:38,788 --> 01:07:41,524 and I guess I did it very badly. I was trying... 1043 01:07:43,793 --> 01:07:47,196 to ask you if you wanted to get married. 1044 01:07:50,366 --> 01:07:52,101 Madison, will you marry me? 1045 01:07:59,208 --> 01:08:00,309 No. 1046 01:08:01,777 --> 01:08:04,213 What? No? Just no? 1047 01:08:04,547 --> 01:08:07,149 You don’t wanna think about it? You don’t wanna kick it around? 1048 01:08:07,249 --> 01:08:08,851 -I can’t. -Why? 1049 01:08:09,718 --> 01:08:12,354 -I can’t tell you. I... -Look, I know 1050 01:08:12,455 --> 01:08:15,324 you have some big secret that you think you can't tell me, 1051 01:08:15,357 --> 01:08:16,525 but you can. 1052 01:08:16,625 --> 01:08:18,561 -What, you’re already married? -Alan. 1053 01:08:18,661 --> 01:08:20,896 You’re dying? You were once a man? Whatever it is, 1054 01:08:20,996 --> 01:08:23,165 -I don't care, you can tell me. -Alan. 1055 01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:25,901 I only have three days left. 1056 01:08:28,804 --> 01:08:30,372 Please make them wonderful. 1057 01:08:33,442 --> 01:08:34,610 Okay. 1058 01:08:42,418 --> 01:08:43,886 You want to skate some more? 1059 01:08:45,821 --> 01:08:47,256 Yeah. Yeah, I do. 1060 01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:52,795 Alan? 1061 01:09:10,980 --> 01:09:12,515 You know them? 1062 01:09:12,615 --> 01:09:15,718 No, I’ve just seen them before. 1063 01:09:15,818 --> 01:09:18,354 I guess they’ve been coming here together for about 40 years. 1064 01:09:21,824 --> 01:09:23,292 They look very happy. 1065 01:09:23,893 --> 01:09:26,562 Why shouldn’t they be happy, huh? 1066 01:09:26,662 --> 01:09:28,864 They get to spend their whole lives together, don't them? 1067 01:09:33,402 --> 01:09:36,238 Is this really what happens to water when it gets cold? 1068 01:09:36,805 --> 01:09:37,806 Yeah. 1069 01:09:39,508 --> 01:09:41,844 Where I come from, it never gets cold. 1070 01:09:41,944 --> 01:09:44,713 Oh, well, hey, what a breakthrough there! 1071 01:09:44,813 --> 01:09:47,850 You know, you just really just opened up to me there. 1072 01:09:51,554 --> 01:09:53,289 Your voice sounds funny. 1073 01:09:53,389 --> 01:09:55,391 It’s called sarcasm. 1074 01:09:55,491 --> 01:09:57,426 They don’t have that where you come from either? 1075 01:10:00,329 --> 01:10:01,397 No. 1076 01:10:04,700 --> 01:10:06,769 Well, they don’t have anything, do they? 1077 01:10:07,169 --> 01:10:09,872 They don’t have ice. They don't have music. 1078 01:10:09,972 --> 01:10:11,473 And they don't have clothes. 1079 01:10:11,507 --> 01:10:13,943 Just what kind of a place is this, Madison? 1080 01:10:15,044 --> 01:10:16,412 Madison? 1081 01:10:17,213 --> 01:10:20,616 -Madison! -Hey, those skates are rented! 1082 01:10:20,716 --> 01:10:22,618 Just give me one second, okay? Madison! 1083 01:10:22,718 --> 01:10:24,420 (GROANS) Madison! 1084 01:10:27,089 --> 01:10:29,625 Madison, please? I’m sorry! 1085 01:10:29,725 --> 01:10:32,728 Let her go. Show some dignity, for Christ's sake. 1086 01:10:32,828 --> 01:10:34,363 Madison! 1087 01:10:37,032 --> 01:10:39,535 (INAUDIBLE) 1088 01:10:43,405 --> 01:10:44,473 Thanks. 1089 01:11:08,097 --> 01:11:09,531 -(HORN HONKS) -(TIRES SCREECH) 1090 01:11:21,610 --> 01:11:24,380 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 1091 01:12:43,525 --> 01:12:44,927 -Alan? -What? 1092 01:12:53,869 --> 01:12:54,970 Yes. 1093 01:13:10,085 --> 01:13:11,820 See, if we get our blood test today, 1094 01:13:11,920 --> 01:13:14,423 we can even marry as early as tomorrow. if we wanted to! 1095 01:13:14,523 --> 01:13:17,059 No, before we get to blood test, I have to tell you everything. 1096 01:13:17,159 --> 01:13:18,494 So tell me. 1097 01:13:19,628 --> 01:13:21,597 -Not today. -But, see, 1098 01:13:21,697 --> 01:13:23,999 if we get the blood test today... No pressure, mind you... 1099 01:13:24,099 --> 01:13:26,001 -(MADISON CHUCKLES) -But if we get the test today 1100 01:13:26,101 --> 01:13:28,437 as soon as you tell me, we can get married. 1101 01:13:28,537 --> 01:13:30,439 Listen, you will love being married to me. 1102 01:13:30,539 --> 01:13:32,775 I was born to be married. I just so happen to come 1103 01:13:32,875 --> 01:13:34,109 from a long line of married people. 1104 01:13:34,209 --> 01:13:35,844 My mom and dad, they were married. 1105 01:13:35,944 --> 01:13:38,046 Their moms and dads, they were married, too. 1106 01:13:43,152 --> 01:13:45,687 (PANTING) 1107 01:14:12,281 --> 01:14:14,149 (CAMERA CLICKING) 1108 01:14:17,986 --> 01:14:19,655 -Son of a bitch! -(ELEVATOR DINGS) 1109 01:14:20,389 --> 01:14:22,791 -I thought we were going upstairs. -Yeah, I know. 1110 01:14:22,891 --> 01:14:25,093 But I love you, and I’m not gonna lose you again. 1111 01:14:25,194 --> 01:14:27,729 So we are getting married tonight. We're gonna get in a car, 1112 01:14:27,830 --> 01:14:29,932 drive to Maryland. I don't know why I didn't think that before. 1113 01:14:30,032 --> 01:14:33,202 Freddie always marries there. You don’t need a blood test down there. 1114 01:14:33,669 --> 01:14:36,572 Oh, there’s this dinner with the president. Damn! 1115 01:14:36,672 --> 01:14:40,843 That’s okay! Hey, that's all right. We’ll go after we have dinner. 1116 01:14:40,943 --> 01:14:43,679 -We’ll already be dressed up! -Alan, I haven’t told you... 1117 01:14:43,779 --> 01:14:45,848 I know. You haven’t told me this big secret of yours. 1118 01:14:45,948 --> 01:14:48,116 That's okay, you can tell me on the way to Maryland. 1119 01:14:49,651 --> 01:14:50,819 (GROANS) 1120 01:14:52,054 --> 01:14:54,256 (FERRY FOGHORN BLASTS) 1121 01:14:55,057 --> 01:14:56,925 (CROWD CLAMORING) 1122 01:15:12,808 --> 01:15:15,878 (SOFT JAZZ PLAYS) 1123 01:15:21,283 --> 01:15:24,152 You know what I hope? I hope we have a boy and a girl. 1124 01:15:26,221 --> 01:15:27,689 What kind? 1125 01:15:28,891 --> 01:15:32,194 Wha... What kind? The young kind, I guess. 1126 01:15:32,294 --> 01:15:35,764 'cause the older ones are a little hard to deliver. (LAUGHS) 1127 01:15:35,864 --> 01:15:37,933 -We’re getting married tonight. -(CHEERING) 1128 01:15:38,033 --> 01:15:39,735 -Wonderful. Congratulations. -Oh, thank you. 1129 01:15:40,536 --> 01:15:42,838 Why is this bread in here instead of out there? 1130 01:15:43,171 --> 01:15:44,973 The butter is hard like a rock. 1131 01:15:46,408 --> 01:15:48,243 Do you have a broken arm? 1132 01:15:48,343 --> 01:15:51,847 No, it’s fractured in 16 places. 1133 01:15:52,314 --> 01:15:53,882 Why are you here? 1134 01:15:55,918 --> 01:15:57,152 The union sent me. 1135 01:15:57,252 --> 01:15:59,655 ("HAIL TO THE CHIEF" PLAYS) 1136 01:15:59,755 --> 01:16:02,724 My God, the president is here! 1137 01:16:03,025 --> 01:16:06,094 The president’s here. The president’s here! 1138 01:16:24,112 --> 01:16:25,314 Hmm. 1139 01:16:27,082 --> 01:16:28,650 Bob Collins. 1140 01:16:30,886 --> 01:16:31,853 Thank you. 1141 01:16:42,097 --> 01:16:44,299 I’m just a corn-fed Kansas boy, 1142 01:16:44,399 --> 01:16:47,135 but you people are the big apple of my eye. 1143 01:16:48,704 --> 01:16:49,838 Thank you. 1144 01:16:51,306 --> 01:16:52,774 Thank you. 1145 01:16:52,874 --> 01:16:54,209 Thank you very much. 1146 01:16:56,378 --> 01:16:59,081 Thank you. It’s great to be back in New York. 1147 01:17:11,159 --> 01:17:12,294 Alert. Alert. 1148 01:17:12,327 --> 01:17:15,364 Table five. Intercept busboy with suspicious hump. 1149 01:17:18,967 --> 01:17:20,902 He’s reaching! Get him now! 1150 01:17:21,470 --> 01:17:23,905 -Sir, I’d like a word with you, please. -About what? 1151 01:17:24,006 --> 01:17:26,141 This has nothing to do with the president. 1152 01:17:26,241 --> 01:17:27,809 Nothing to do with the president! 1153 01:17:27,909 --> 01:17:29,211 PRESIDENT: Get him out! 1154 01:17:29,311 --> 01:17:31,713 (INDISTINCT YELLING) 1155 01:17:31,813 --> 01:17:34,983 Well, I guess he just found out what his dinner cost. 1156 01:17:35,083 --> 01:17:36,118 (LAUGHTER) 1157 01:17:38,820 --> 01:17:40,288 I want to talk to the press! 1158 01:17:40,389 --> 01:17:42,290 -I want to talk to the press! -Who's this guy? 1159 01:17:42,391 --> 01:17:45,427 -(SECURITY AGENTS YELLING) -I have a formal statement to make! 1160 01:17:45,994 --> 01:17:49,231 PRESIDENT: And in Bob Hollins you've a candidate for Congress 1161 01:17:49,331 --> 01:17:52,367 who's in touch with the people. A man who built up the business... 1162 01:17:52,467 --> 01:17:54,736 left to him by his grandfather. 1163 01:17:55,303 --> 01:17:57,706 What was once a small push-car on wheels 1164 01:17:57,806 --> 01:17:59,274 -is now one of the largest... -Alan? 1165 01:17:59,374 --> 01:18:00,942 -Yeah? -...fast-food chains in America. 1166 01:18:01,043 --> 01:18:02,344 It’s time for me to tell you. 1167 01:18:02,444 --> 01:18:04,146 -PRESIDENT: How did he do it? -What? Now? 1168 01:18:04,246 --> 01:18:06,715 -PRESIDENT: With perseverance, ingenuity. -Right now. 1169 01:18:06,815 --> 01:18:08,183 Okay. Okay. Great. 1170 01:18:08,283 --> 01:18:11,253 -Not here. -Fine. Fine. Sure. Come on. 1171 01:18:15,057 --> 01:18:16,324 I'm not crazy. 1172 01:18:16,425 --> 01:18:18,160 -There’s a mermaid in there! -Shut up! 1173 01:18:18,260 --> 01:18:20,195 -REPORTER: What mermaid? -I’m a scientist. 1174 01:18:20,295 --> 01:18:22,330 -(REPORTERS YELLING) -Where’s the goddamn car! 1175 01:18:23,331 --> 01:18:25,100 The gray BMW. 1176 01:18:25,200 --> 01:18:27,135 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 1177 01:18:30,072 --> 01:18:31,807 Hey, I know that guy. 1178 01:18:31,907 --> 01:18:34,843 I saw him on Cape Cod. Gee, I thought he was crazy then. 1179 01:18:36,078 --> 01:18:38,814 There she is! There she is! 1180 01:18:39,181 --> 01:18:40,982 SECURITY: Get him! 1181 01:18:41,083 --> 01:18:43,351 -Don’t let him shoot that. -MAN: That a gun? 1182 01:18:43,719 --> 01:18:46,088 -SECURITY 1: Hold it! -No! 1183 01:18:46,521 --> 01:18:48,790 SECURITY 2: Get that thing out of his hand. 1184 01:18:49,491 --> 01:18:51,059 Grab that hose! 1185 01:18:51,460 --> 01:18:54,196 -Grab him! Get him! -(WOMAN SCREAMS) 1186 01:18:54,863 --> 01:18:57,365 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING, GROANING) 1187 01:18:59,201 --> 01:19:00,202 No! 1188 01:19:00,302 --> 01:19:01,903 What’s going on? 1189 01:19:02,003 --> 01:19:03,271 SECURITY 1: Down! Down! 1190 01:19:03,371 --> 01:19:05,207 (CAMERAS CLICKING) 1191 01:19:15,984 --> 01:19:17,819 (DISTANT SIREN BLARING) 1192 01:19:20,222 --> 01:19:22,290 I was right! 1193 01:19:23,225 --> 01:19:26,161 Behold the mermaid! 1194 01:19:26,194 --> 01:19:27,429 (CROWD GASPS) 1195 01:19:27,796 --> 01:19:29,564 (INDISTINCT SCREAMING) 1196 01:19:31,633 --> 01:19:33,502 -(POLICE RADIO CHATTER) -(SIREN BLASTS) 1197 01:19:33,602 --> 01:19:35,103 REPORTER: Let me out of here! 1198 01:19:35,470 --> 01:19:37,205 Who are you? What is your name? 1199 01:19:37,506 --> 01:19:38,507 Alan! 1200 01:19:40,075 --> 01:19:42,344 -What do we do? -Grab her. Grab everybody! 1201 01:19:43,245 --> 01:19:44,246 I want to see her. 1202 01:19:45,013 --> 01:19:46,915 -Alan. Alan. -SECURITY 2: Move it! 1203 01:19:47,315 --> 01:19:49,417 Move it! Get out! 1204 01:19:51,653 --> 01:19:52,954 MADISON: Alan! 1205 01:19:57,325 --> 01:19:59,861 -Please! -SECURITY 1: Let’s pick her up. 1206 01:19:59,961 --> 01:20:01,496 Alan. Alan! 1207 01:20:07,369 --> 01:20:08,503 Alan. 1208 01:20:14,042 --> 01:20:15,443 Alan! 1209 01:20:18,680 --> 01:20:21,983 MAN: (OVER P.A.) Lieutenant Emmett, you're wanted in the front desk. 1210 01:20:22,484 --> 01:20:24,119 Good afternoon, Dr. Ross. 1211 01:20:25,654 --> 01:20:28,156 MAN: (OVER P.A.) Dr. Hill, Line five. Stat! 1212 01:20:30,992 --> 01:20:32,527 -Buckwalter. -Sir! 1213 01:20:34,029 --> 01:20:37,465 -Gentlemen. Anything? -No change. 1214 01:20:48,476 --> 01:20:50,312 I am not a fish! 1215 01:20:50,946 --> 01:20:54,583 How many times do I have to tell you people that? 1216 01:20:55,250 --> 01:20:58,486 Will you just let me out of here? 1217 01:20:58,587 --> 01:21:01,590 Please? Huh? People? 1218 01:21:02,691 --> 01:21:04,426 Let’s try some interaction. 1219 01:21:04,526 --> 01:21:06,428 Fine. Jim? 1220 01:21:06,728 --> 01:21:09,331 (HOIST MOTOR HUMMING) 1221 01:21:18,240 --> 01:21:19,908 HOIST RATTLING) 1222 01:21:40,762 --> 01:21:42,964 (BEEPING) 1223 01:21:59,247 --> 01:22:02,217 I guess they thought you might be one. 1224 01:22:04,386 --> 01:22:05,520 Yeah. 1225 01:22:06,688 --> 01:22:08,123 I guess so. 1226 01:22:10,392 --> 01:22:13,228 You said whatever my secret was, you’d understand. 1227 01:22:15,163 --> 01:22:16,131 I know. 1228 01:22:18,166 --> 01:22:19,200 But... 1229 01:22:20,135 --> 01:22:22,570 You thought at least I was a human being. 1230 01:22:30,745 --> 01:22:31,680 Alan? 1231 01:22:49,397 --> 01:22:52,400 He’s been in the water 12 hours. He’s obviously just a man. 1232 01:22:52,500 --> 01:22:55,036 Get him out of there! So we can concentrate on her. 1233 01:23:02,544 --> 01:23:04,112 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1234 01:23:06,247 --> 01:23:09,284 Here's Greg Martin, WMET Radio, here with Alan Bauer. 1235 01:23:09,384 --> 01:23:12,754 -When did you meet the mermaid? -FEMALE REPORTER: Where did you meet? 1236 01:23:13,355 --> 01:23:15,423 GREG: Did you know she was a mermaid? 1237 01:23:15,523 --> 01:23:17,425 MALE REPORTER 1: Did you actually make love to her? 1238 01:23:17,525 --> 01:23:20,628 -No, that’s a stupid question. -FEMALE REPORTER: Did she eat worms? 1239 01:23:20,729 --> 01:23:23,732 Would you have to make love to her in the water? 1240 01:23:23,832 --> 01:23:25,600 Listen, Jack, that’s none of your business. 1241 01:23:25,700 --> 01:23:28,103 Is she some kind of a mutant or missing link 1242 01:23:28,203 --> 01:23:29,371 -of any kind? -No, she’s not. 1243 01:23:29,804 --> 01:23:33,241 I’m from People magazine. Is it true she's also seeing Burt Reynolds? 1244 01:23:33,842 --> 01:23:36,277 -Oh, for crying out loud! -(INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 1245 01:23:38,413 --> 01:23:40,482 -ALAN: No! No! -Leave him alone! 1246 01:23:41,349 --> 01:23:45,286 Leave him alone! Get out of the way! Get out of the way! 1247 01:23:45,387 --> 01:23:47,756 -Can you please let me through? -FREDDIE: Out of the way. 1248 01:23:47,856 --> 01:23:49,290 -I just... -Alan! You all right? 1249 01:23:49,457 --> 01:23:53,261 -Yeah. Get me out of here! -Is anyone here from Penthouse magazine? 1250 01:23:53,361 --> 01:23:55,430 -ALL: No. -Then we ain’t talking. 1251 01:23:57,632 --> 01:24:00,201 (RAP MUSIC PLAYS OVER RADIO) 1252 01:24:17,585 --> 01:24:18,820 Hey, Alan? 1253 01:24:26,161 --> 01:24:27,429 FREDDIE: What are you looking at? 1254 01:24:27,529 --> 01:24:29,631 You never saw a guy who slept with a fish before? 1255 01:24:29,731 --> 01:24:31,299 Get back to work! 1256 01:24:34,202 --> 01:24:36,738 Mr. Bauer, you had a million messages. 1257 01:24:36,838 --> 01:24:38,606 I wrote them down right here. 1258 01:24:38,640 --> 01:24:43,878 You got calls from...CBS, NBC, ABC, AP, 1259 01:24:43,978 --> 01:24:48,216 UPI, Ted Turner, Time, Newsweek, 1260 01:24:48,316 --> 01:24:50,718 Marineland, Ripley’s Believe It Or Not 1261 01:24:51,019 --> 01:24:53,154 and Mrs. Paul. 1262 01:24:53,488 --> 01:24:55,123 Not now, Mrs. Stimler. 1263 01:25:00,562 --> 01:25:01,629 "Fishman?" 1264 01:25:03,431 --> 01:25:04,566 Fishman! 1265 01:25:06,434 --> 01:25:08,303 That’s what they're calling you on TV, too. 1266 01:25:08,403 --> 01:25:10,338 Personally, I think it’s kinda cute. 1267 01:25:14,976 --> 01:25:16,211 So, how is she? 1268 01:25:16,978 --> 01:25:19,180 How is she? She is a... 1269 01:25:20,748 --> 01:25:22,283 She’s a mermaid. 1270 01:25:22,917 --> 01:25:24,152 I don’t understand. 1271 01:25:25,653 --> 01:25:27,755 All my life I’ve been waiting for someone... 1272 01:25:28,423 --> 01:25:30,525 And when I find her, she is... 1273 01:25:31,759 --> 01:25:32,927 She’s a fish. 1274 01:25:33,628 --> 01:25:35,463 Nobody said love’s perfect! 1275 01:25:35,830 --> 01:25:40,468 Oh, Freddie, I don’t expect it to be perfect. 1276 01:25:40,568 --> 01:25:42,871 But, for God’s sake, it’s usually human! 1277 01:25:45,607 --> 01:25:47,642 Every day people meet and they fall in love. 1278 01:25:47,742 --> 01:25:49,544 Every Day! Look what I got. 1279 01:25:51,779 --> 01:25:54,883 Look what you got. Yeah, let’s look at what you got. 1280 01:25:56,584 --> 01:25:58,753 Let’s take a good look at what you got. 1281 01:25:59,187 --> 01:26:00,688 People fall in love every day. 1282 01:26:00,722 --> 01:26:01,890 -Is that what you said? -Yeah. 1283 01:26:01,990 --> 01:26:05,727 Yeah? Well, that’s a crock! It doesn’t work that way. 1284 01:26:06,494 --> 01:26:08,730 Do you realize how happy you were with her? 1285 01:26:08,830 --> 01:26:11,366 That is, of course when you weren’t driving yourself crazy. 1286 01:26:12,467 --> 01:26:14,569 Every day? Come on. 1287 01:26:14,669 --> 01:26:16,704 Some people will never be that happy! 1288 01:26:16,804 --> 01:26:18,306 I’ll never be that happy! 1289 01:26:23,278 --> 01:26:24,779 What am I talking to you for? 1290 01:26:25,380 --> 01:26:27,682 You don’t know nothing. Mrs. Stimler? 1291 01:26:30,752 --> 01:26:32,820 (BEEPING) 1292 01:27:01,382 --> 01:27:03,318 Does she look a little pale? 1293 01:27:04,953 --> 01:27:07,422 Ah, that’s a good day’s work. 1294 01:27:08,022 --> 01:27:10,825 Now, tomorrow, I want to see how she interacts 1295 01:27:10,925 --> 01:27:11,659 with other marine life. 1296 01:27:12,093 --> 01:27:14,395 Then we will be ready for the internal examination. 1297 01:27:16,698 --> 01:27:18,600 Internal examination? 1298 01:27:18,700 --> 01:27:21,603 Of course. I want to study her pulmonary system, 1299 01:27:21,703 --> 01:27:24,372 -her reproductive organs, everything! -Dr. Ross? 1300 01:27:26,474 --> 01:27:27,775 Are we considering... 1301 01:27:28,643 --> 01:27:31,746 how the subject is responding to the examination 1302 01:27:31,846 --> 01:27:34,515 -procedure itself? -I’m considering everything! 1303 01:27:35,516 --> 01:27:37,452 Ah, yes, well, 1304 01:27:37,552 --> 01:27:39,954 I’m sure you are, Dr. Ross. 1305 01:27:40,054 --> 01:27:42,857 How stupid of me, of course! But let me ask you this. 1306 01:27:42,957 --> 01:27:44,659 Are you considering the possibility 1307 01:27:44,759 --> 01:27:47,328 that you might be a sadistic pig? 1308 01:27:51,866 --> 01:27:55,637 While we are baring our souls, Mr. Kornbluth, 1309 01:27:55,737 --> 01:27:59,007 I must honestly tell you I have never considered you a man of science. 1310 01:27:59,474 --> 01:28:02,510 You’re not a member of my team. 1311 01:28:02,610 --> 01:28:06,781 Run along now, Walter. See if you can’t find a unicorn. 1312 01:28:08,449 --> 01:28:09,651 (DOOR OPENS) 1313 01:28:10,618 --> 01:28:12,053 (DOOR SLAMS SHUT) 1314 01:28:13,087 --> 01:28:14,622 BEEPING CONTINUES) 1315 01:29:02,136 --> 01:29:04,572 (WATER TRICKLING) 1316 01:29:16,984 --> 01:29:19,787 -WALTER: What’s that? -Pain killer, Mr. Kornbluth. 1317 01:29:19,887 --> 01:29:22,423 Whoever punched you cracked your tooth. 1318 01:29:22,523 --> 01:29:25,026 We’ll be very close to the nerve. 1319 01:29:25,126 --> 01:29:28,429 I don’t deserve any pain killer. Just drill. 1320 01:29:29,163 --> 01:29:32,800 Oh, you want pain. Well, we aim to please. 1321 01:29:35,002 --> 01:29:37,939 -(DRILL MOTOR WHIRRING) -Get out. 1322 01:29:38,039 --> 01:29:39,907 -What are you doing... -Get out! 1323 01:29:40,007 --> 01:29:42,810 -Yah, yah. Okay, okay. -Please stay. Ahh! 1324 01:29:45,246 --> 01:29:46,447 Let’s talk. 1325 01:29:49,550 --> 01:29:51,786 Hey, put that down. 1326 01:29:51,886 --> 01:29:54,489 -Put that needle down. -You stay away from me. 1327 01:29:54,589 --> 01:29:56,657 I said, let’s talk. Come on. Put it down! 1328 01:29:56,758 --> 01:29:58,493 -Stay away from me! -Put it... Put it... 1329 01:30:03,030 --> 01:30:04,999 -You through what? -(WALTER GRUNTS) 1330 01:30:06,067 --> 01:30:07,168 (WALTER SCREAMS) 1331 01:30:08,269 --> 01:30:09,470 Ow! 1332 01:30:10,872 --> 01:30:12,106 (GRUNTS) 1333 01:30:14,509 --> 01:30:15,743 (GROANS) 1334 01:30:17,278 --> 01:30:18,546 (GROANS) 1335 01:30:19,747 --> 01:30:22,750 (GROANS) What a week I’m having! 1336 01:30:26,254 --> 01:30:28,156 You’ve destroyed my life, Kornbluth. 1337 01:30:28,256 --> 01:30:29,757 I didn’t mean to. 1338 01:30:31,826 --> 01:30:34,595 I just wanted to prove to everybody that I wasn’t crazy. 1339 01:30:35,062 --> 01:30:36,731 I’m a man of science. 1340 01:30:40,034 --> 01:30:42,737 I just didn’t think about how it would affect you... 1341 01:30:44,772 --> 01:30:46,007 or her. 1342 01:30:46,874 --> 01:30:48,476 I’m really a nice guy. 1343 01:30:48,910 --> 01:30:50,745 If I had friends, you could ask them. 1344 01:30:51,979 --> 01:30:53,815 I’ve been on the phone to every employee 1345 01:30:53,915 --> 01:30:56,818 of the United States government calling them sons-of-bitches. 1346 01:31:00,087 --> 01:31:02,056 Nobody could even get in to see her. 1347 01:31:04,992 --> 01:31:06,027 I can. 1348 01:31:09,630 --> 01:31:11,199 Come on. Come on! 1349 01:31:11,599 --> 01:31:12,967 -(WALTER GROANS) -Come on. 1350 01:31:55,810 --> 01:31:59,080 Good afternoon, Dr. Kornbluth. I wasn’t expecting you back today. 1351 01:31:59,180 --> 01:32:02,950 These are Doctors Jarred and Johanssen from the Stockholm Institute. 1352 01:32:03,384 --> 01:32:05,620 I thought they were coming in later with Dr. Ross. 1353 01:32:06,387 --> 01:32:09,891 WALTER: Oh, no, no. That story was just to fool the press. 1354 01:32:09,991 --> 01:32:11,659 -(WALTER LAUGHS) -Oh! 1355 01:32:11,759 --> 01:32:13,661 Hey, um, you know, I’m half Swedish. 1356 01:32:14,161 --> 01:32:16,130 (SPEAKING SWEDISH) 1357 01:32:18,833 --> 01:32:20,134 Ja. 1358 01:32:20,234 --> 01:32:23,771 -Ja. Ja. Ja, sure. Ja... -Ja? Oh, ja. Yeah. Yeah... 1359 01:32:28,643 --> 01:32:31,312 -Well! -Uh, just a second. 1360 01:32:33,080 --> 01:32:35,082 (SPEAKING SWEDISH) 1361 01:32:41,289 --> 01:32:44,625 (SPEAKING SWEDISH) 1362 01:32:48,429 --> 01:32:49,697 Ah. 1363 01:33:01,976 --> 01:33:04,679 -How the hell did you do that? -Let me tell you something. 1364 01:33:04,779 --> 01:33:06,881 Many of your finer nudie films come from Sweden. 1365 01:33:06,981 --> 01:33:10,985 After you see them 400 or 500 times, the stuff starts to sink in. 1366 01:33:13,054 --> 01:33:15,323 -Afternoon, Buckwalter. -Sorry, Dr. Kornbluth, 1367 01:33:15,423 --> 01:33:18,693 no one comes in until Dr. Ross gets back with them Swede people. 1368 01:33:18,793 --> 01:33:21,028 These are the Swedish doctors. 1369 01:33:21,128 --> 01:33:22,863 These are...Swedes? 1370 01:33:23,931 --> 01:33:25,266 Ah, come here. 1371 01:33:25,900 --> 01:33:30,004 Isn’t that one right there kinda dark, you know? 1372 01:33:30,471 --> 01:33:32,273 He’s dirty from the trip! 1373 01:33:32,707 --> 01:33:34,842 -Come on, let us in! -I don't know, 1374 01:33:34,875 --> 01:33:37,244 -I’m not supposed to. -What are you afraid of? 1375 01:33:37,345 --> 01:33:39,981 Do you think we’re gonna steal the mermaid? 1376 01:33:40,081 --> 01:33:41,215 (LAUGHING) 1377 01:33:41,315 --> 01:33:44,151 Steal the mermaid. Stealing the mermaid! 1378 01:33:44,251 --> 01:33:47,021 Are we gonna fold her in half and put her in a briefcase? 1379 01:33:47,121 --> 01:33:48,956 In a briefcase. In half. 1380 01:33:49,457 --> 01:33:51,425 I guess it’s all right. Go ahead. 1381 01:33:51,525 --> 01:33:53,394 -All right. Go in. -It's good. 1382 01:33:53,494 --> 01:33:55,730 -Good joke, there. Good joke -Yeah. 1383 01:33:55,830 --> 01:33:57,732 BUCKWALTER: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1384 01:33:57,832 --> 01:33:59,734 -(BEEPING) -(DOOR CLOSES) 1385 01:34:11,946 --> 01:34:14,682 (FASTER BEEPING) 1386 01:34:22,890 --> 01:34:24,725 (VERY FAST BEEPING) 1387 01:34:30,464 --> 01:34:32,199 -Hi. -Hi. 1388 01:34:32,833 --> 01:34:36,270 Huh, is this the big secret you’ve been keeping from me? 1389 01:34:36,704 --> 01:34:39,740 Is it that you’re a mermaid, or is there something else? 1390 01:34:40,241 --> 01:34:41,342 No, that’s it. 1391 01:34:45,112 --> 01:34:47,782 Alan...don’t feel guilty. 1392 01:34:48,416 --> 01:34:49,817 Guilty? About what? 1393 01:34:50,785 --> 01:34:52,353 About not loving me anymore. 1394 01:34:54,422 --> 01:34:56,023 Oh, Madison. 1395 01:34:57,291 --> 01:34:58,859 All the time we were together, 1396 01:34:58,893 --> 01:35:00,795 you always knew how I was feeling. 1397 01:35:02,229 --> 01:35:03,831 Can’t you tell now? 1398 01:35:09,036 --> 01:35:10,771 (FASTER BEEPING) 1399 01:35:14,041 --> 01:35:16,977 ♪ Well, left my wife In new Orleans 1400 01:35:17,078 --> 01:35:19,246 ♪ Forty-eight kids And a can of beans 1401 01:35:19,346 --> 01:35:20,915 ♪ Left, right, one... 1402 01:35:21,015 --> 01:35:22,249 Oh, my God! 1403 01:35:22,283 --> 01:35:24,318 -What? -Stand back, man! 1404 01:35:24,418 --> 01:35:27,188 Cover his face, for God’s sake! 1405 01:35:27,788 --> 01:35:29,857 What happened? What’s going on in there? 1406 01:35:29,957 --> 01:35:31,425 -What happened? -That creature 1407 01:35:31,525 --> 01:35:33,160 Dr. Johanssen bent down to examine her 1408 01:35:33,260 --> 01:35:36,263 and suddenly, these rays came out of her eyes! 1409 01:35:36,363 --> 01:35:39,300 Don’t go in there, man! She’ll melt your face right off. 1410 01:35:39,400 --> 01:35:41,869 I knew something would happen. What should I do? 1411 01:35:41,969 --> 01:35:45,239 -Stop whining. Seal off the area. -No. I’ll call the Pentagon. 1412 01:35:45,339 --> 01:35:48,075 Pentagon? Are you crazy? You want to create a national panic? 1413 01:35:48,175 --> 01:35:51,479 -I don’t want to die! -Pull yourself together! 1414 01:35:51,579 --> 01:35:53,547 Don’t let anybody in that room. Do you understand? 1415 01:35:53,647 --> 01:35:56,917 I’ll be back. I'll be back with nuclear weapons. Come on, Doctor. 1416 01:36:24,612 --> 01:36:26,947 Good afternoon, Dr. Ross. Who are your guests? 1417 01:36:27,047 --> 01:36:29,917 Drs. Jarred and Johanssen from the Swedish institute. 1418 01:36:30,017 --> 01:36:31,519 Uh, sir? 1419 01:36:32,319 --> 01:36:36,824 Dr. Kornbluth just left with the two swedes a few minutes ago, sir. 1420 01:36:44,365 --> 01:36:47,268 Hi-ya, boys. Come on in. The water’s fine. 1421 01:36:47,368 --> 01:36:49,136 (LAUGHING) 1422 01:36:50,404 --> 01:36:52,406 Let’s get her back. Now! 1423 01:36:52,506 --> 01:36:54,041 And arrest him. 1424 01:36:57,545 --> 01:36:58,879 (ALARM BLARING) 1425 01:36:58,979 --> 01:37:00,881 MAN: (OVER P.A.) This is not a drill. 1426 01:37:10,057 --> 01:37:12,493 HELICOPTER PILOT: (OVER RADIO) We have a blue BMW. Over. 1427 01:37:24,605 --> 01:37:26,340 (HELICOPTER RADIO CHATTER) 1428 01:37:35,716 --> 01:37:37,985 -(HORN HONKING) -Come on. Come on. Come on. 1429 01:37:38,619 --> 01:37:41,555 You wanna know something? I don’t think we’re being followed. 1430 01:37:42,223 --> 01:37:44,692 Wha... Well, that was easy. 1431 01:37:44,725 --> 01:37:48,329 ALAN: That was simple! We did it! (LAUGHS) 1432 01:37:48,429 --> 01:37:50,631 -WALTER: That was my plan. -ALAN: Walter, you're a genius. 1433 01:37:50,731 --> 01:37:51,832 -I am a genius. -You're a genius! 1434 01:37:51,932 --> 01:37:54,301 -But you came in with the Swedish thing. -That was... 1435 01:37:54,401 --> 01:37:56,503 That was a brilliant touch. 1436 01:37:57,204 --> 01:37:59,673 I didn’t even like you when I first met you. 1437 01:37:59,773 --> 01:38:01,475 Nobody likes me at first! 1438 01:38:01,575 --> 01:38:03,544 -(LAUGHING) -(HORNS HONKING) 1439 01:38:03,644 --> 01:38:04,912 Alan? 1440 01:38:13,153 --> 01:38:15,222 -Move! -ALAN: All right. Here we go! 1441 01:38:19,526 --> 01:38:21,328 (HORN HONKING) 1442 01:38:25,766 --> 01:38:27,701 (HORN HONKING) 1443 01:38:31,405 --> 01:38:34,008 HELICOPTER PILOT: (OVER RADIO) Suspect heading south on Broadway. 1444 01:38:34,441 --> 01:38:35,676 (HORN HONKING) 1445 01:38:38,112 --> 01:38:39,413 (ALAN SCREAMS) 1446 01:38:43,083 --> 01:38:44,151 (HORN HONKING) 1447 01:38:44,718 --> 01:38:47,021 (HELICOPTER RADIO CHATTER) 1448 01:38:59,233 --> 01:39:00,467 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1449 01:39:01,602 --> 01:39:02,703 WOMAN: Watch out! 1450 01:39:07,107 --> 01:39:10,311 HELICOPTER PILOT: (OVER RADIO) Unit one. Lost them in the Wall Street district. Over. 1451 01:39:13,714 --> 01:39:15,182 -Stop the car. -What? 1452 01:39:15,282 --> 01:39:17,051 Let me out. I’ll slow them down. 1453 01:39:17,151 --> 01:39:19,086 -How? -Just do as I say! 1454 01:39:25,259 --> 01:39:28,095 I caused all this. Now, I’m gonna finish it. 1455 01:39:29,630 --> 01:39:31,699 (SIREN BLARING) 1456 01:39:37,338 --> 01:39:38,605 Get the hell out of here. 1457 01:39:38,706 --> 01:39:40,507 -(ENGINE REVVING) -Go! 1458 01:39:43,177 --> 01:39:44,244 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1459 01:39:58,459 --> 01:40:00,227 Whoa! (GROANS) 1460 01:40:03,263 --> 01:40:05,132 What a week I’m having! 1461 01:40:05,699 --> 01:40:06,800 (CLANGING) 1462 01:40:06,900 --> 01:40:08,335 (HORN HONKING) 1463 01:40:13,140 --> 01:40:15,342 (HELICOPTER RADIO CHATTER) 1464 01:40:17,177 --> 01:40:19,213 (HORN HONKING) 1465 01:40:20,614 --> 01:40:23,117 Hey, Mac, move that thing out of here! 1466 01:40:24,585 --> 01:40:26,787 Up yours, Gomer. I’m waitin' for a fare. 1467 01:40:26,887 --> 01:40:29,056 (TIRES SCREECH) 1468 01:40:34,495 --> 01:40:35,629 Heave! 1469 01:40:38,866 --> 01:40:42,302 SERGEANT: All right. Move out! Move out! Move out! Move out! 1470 01:40:42,403 --> 01:40:43,837 Come on, let’s go! 1471 01:40:52,279 --> 01:40:54,181 (HELICOPTER RADIO CHATTER) 1472 01:41:10,731 --> 01:41:12,099 I was ready to stay with you forever. 1473 01:41:12,266 --> 01:41:15,869 I know. Now they know who you are. They're never gonna leave you alone. 1474 01:41:16,470 --> 01:41:18,272 I can’t ever come back to you. 1475 01:41:19,406 --> 01:41:20,808 I wish I could go with you. 1476 01:41:22,342 --> 01:41:23,410 You can. 1477 01:41:23,811 --> 01:41:25,813 -How? How? -It can be done. 1478 01:41:26,447 --> 01:41:29,683 Remember when you were eight and fell off the ship? 1479 01:41:30,084 --> 01:41:32,486 You were safe under the water, weren’t you? 1480 01:41:33,620 --> 01:41:34,788 Yeah. 1481 01:41:35,289 --> 01:41:37,191 You were with me. 1482 01:41:38,892 --> 01:41:40,627 You mean, that was real? 1483 01:41:41,962 --> 01:41:43,597 You mean, that was you? 1484 01:41:44,565 --> 01:41:46,867 That was you! (CHUCKLES) 1485 01:41:50,204 --> 01:41:52,673 -(SIREN WAILING) -This is great. This is great! 1486 01:41:52,773 --> 01:41:54,575 I can go with you and still come back 1487 01:41:54,675 --> 01:41:56,143 and see Freddie at Christmas. 1488 01:41:57,878 --> 01:41:59,446 You can’t ever come back. 1489 01:41:59,947 --> 01:42:03,250 (SIRENS WAILING) 1490 01:42:13,994 --> 01:42:15,395 Madison. 1491 01:42:15,996 --> 01:42:17,564 (HELICOPTER WHIRRING) 1492 01:42:18,465 --> 01:42:19,633 I understand. 1493 01:42:29,743 --> 01:42:31,712 MAN: (OVER P.A.) You on the dock, don’t move. 1494 01:42:32,112 --> 01:42:33,847 You’re under arrest. 1495 01:42:33,881 --> 01:42:36,650 Let the girl go. Step back from the dock. 1496 01:42:36,750 --> 01:42:38,418 You’re under arrest. 1497 01:42:38,519 --> 01:42:39,786 You have to go! 1498 01:42:40,154 --> 01:42:41,755 Move out. Let’s go! 1499 01:42:43,590 --> 01:42:45,292 I love you, Madison. 1500 01:42:47,794 --> 01:42:48,896 Go. 1501 01:42:51,298 --> 01:42:52,332 Go! 1502 01:43:00,474 --> 01:43:02,376 SOLDIER: (OVER P.A.) Get this guy on the dock. 1503 01:43:03,810 --> 01:43:05,546 Leave her alone! 1504 01:43:08,482 --> 01:43:10,384 Leave her alone! 1505 01:43:21,028 --> 01:43:22,529 Madison. 1506 01:43:29,903 --> 01:43:31,371 Madison! 1507 01:43:41,481 --> 01:43:44,918 SOLDIER: (OVER P.A.) Stay where you are. We'll get you. 1508 01:43:48,021 --> 01:43:50,791 (GASPING) Madison! 1509 01:44:36,003 --> 01:44:39,039 (GARBLED SHOUTS) 1510 01:45:12,773 --> 01:45:15,509 ♪ One fine day 1511 01:45:17,944 --> 01:45:20,881 ♪ Love came for me 1512 01:45:24,051 --> 01:45:27,020 ♪ And love was rare 1513 01:45:30,023 --> 01:45:34,061 ♪ As love can be 1514 01:45:35,929 --> 01:45:40,734 ♪ I saw stars 1515 01:45:41,768 --> 01:45:46,773 ♪ Shining in clear blue skies 1516 01:45:47,774 --> 01:45:51,712 ♪ We flowed together 1517 01:45:53,547 --> 01:45:57,384 ♪ Once and forever 1518 01:45:59,219 --> 01:46:03,490 ♪ Love came for me 1519 01:46:05,158 --> 01:46:08,962 ♪ One fine night 1520 01:46:10,864 --> 01:46:14,768 ♪ Love let us see 1521 01:46:16,903 --> 01:46:20,807 ♪ How far we’ll go 1522 01:46:22,676 --> 01:46:26,446 ♪ How good we’ll be 1523 01:46:28,582 --> 01:46:32,452 ♪ We saw a world 1524 01:46:33,653 --> 01:46:38,992 ♪ No one ever saw before 1525 01:46:39,960 --> 01:46:43,597 ♪ It was the world 1526 01:46:43,697 --> 01:46:46,199 ♪ Love can start 1527 01:46:46,800 --> 01:46:51,471 ♪ With a beat of a heart 1528 01:46:51,838 --> 01:46:55,675 ♪ Love came for me 1529 01:47:21,301 --> 01:47:24,638 ♪ I saw stars 1530 01:47:26,673 --> 01:47:31,511 ♪ Shining in clear blue skies 1531 01:47:32,746 --> 01:47:36,049 ♪ We flowed together 1532 01:47:38,251 --> 01:47:42,489 ♪ Once and forever 1533 01:47:44,224 --> 01:47:48,261 ♪ Love came for me 1534 01:47:50,163 --> 01:47:53,900 ♪ One fine night 1535 01:47:55,969 --> 01:47:59,873 ♪ Love let us see 1536 01:48:01,908 --> 01:48:05,512 ♪ How far we’ll go 1537 01:48:07,681 --> 01:48:11,818 ♪ How good we’ll be 1538 01:48:13,720 --> 01:48:17,724 ♪ We saw a world 1539 01:48:18,792 --> 01:48:24,064 ♪ No one ever saw before 1540 01:48:25,098 --> 01:48:28,001 ♪ It was the world 1541 01:48:28,468 --> 01:48:31,238 ♪ Love can start 1542 01:48:32,105 --> 01:48:36,776 ♪ With a beat of a heart 1543 01:48:37,143 --> 01:48:41,114 ♪ Love came for me 1544 01:48:42,816 --> 01:48:46,987 ♪ Love came for me 1545 01:48:48,722 --> 01:48:52,993 ♪ Love came for me