1 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:29,505 (YAWNS) 2 00:01:29,714 --> 00:01:34,384 Dude, dude, no, I was, like, "Yes, we do have nuclear missiles." 3 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:36,178 And he was all, like, "No, you don't." 4 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:39,139 And I was all, like, "Yes, we do. Whatever." 5 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:42,518 And then I was, like, "Well, what part of 'whatever' 6 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:44,269 "do you not get?" 7 00:02:02,831 --> 00:02:03,872 Whoa. 8 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:20,931 GINA: Josh? Josh? 9 00:02:21,766 --> 00:02:22,766 (GINA GASPS) 10 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:25,227 (GROANS) 11 00:02:26,062 --> 00:02:29,815 Hey! How many times have I told you kids not to play ball in this alley? 12 00:02:29,899 --> 00:02:31,567 -Mom! -Are you all right? 13 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:35,320 I'm fine. It wasn't a baseball. There was this thing! 14 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:38,240 It came from space! It almost hit me! 15 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:40,868 -A thing came from space? -Yeah. 16 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:45,289 You have the biggest imagination, mister. 17 00:02:45,373 --> 00:02:46,832 -But... -Come here. 18 00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:48,292 -I'm glad you're all right. -But... 19 00:02:48,376 --> 00:02:50,335 No buts. It's time to get ready for bed, please. 20 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:54,423 Here. And don't walk over there until I pick up that glass, okay? 21 00:02:59,095 --> 00:03:00,512 Awesome. 22 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:00,799 Knox. Dooley. 23 00:05:00,883 --> 00:05:04,136 Got a report on some kind of fireball or something like that 24 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:06,972 over on Liberty Island. Check it out. 25 00:05:07,056 --> 00:05:09,975 No way. A fireball. Cool. We'll get right on it. 26 00:05:10,059 --> 00:05:11,435 Sarge, can't you get somebody else to handle it? 27 00:05:11,519 --> 00:05:15,981 -Come on, we just pulled an all-nighter. -I'm so sorry, Mr. Knox. Tell you what. 28 00:05:16,065 --> 00:05:18,859 Lay down in my office, and then I'll come by with your blankie, 29 00:05:18,943 --> 00:05:20,152 and you can get yourself a nice nap. 30 00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:21,278 Hmm. 31 00:05:21,362 --> 00:05:24,489 Come on, it's gonna be great. A fireball? How often do we get a call like that? 32 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:28,410 Do me a favor, okay? Act like a cop and stop caring. 33 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:22,714 Oh, my God. 34 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:26,593 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, are you all right? 35 00:06:26,677 --> 00:06:29,096 Hello? Please don't be dead! 36 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:31,056 Oh, did you see that? He came out of nowhere! 37 00:06:31,140 --> 00:06:33,475 It kind of looked like you sped up to hit him. 38 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:36,353 I was going for the parking spot! Oh, my God. 39 00:06:36,437 --> 00:06:37,938 Oh, Jesus! 40 00:06:40,149 --> 00:06:41,733 Are you all right? 41 00:06:41,818 --> 00:06:44,903 Are you okay? Hello? Please say something. 42 00:06:45,988 --> 00:06:49,825 Oh, my God, his foot! I'll call an ambulance! 43 00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:52,202 Oh, God. Please stay alive, please stay alive, 44 00:06:52,286 --> 00:06:56,540 please stay alive, please stay alive. This is such bad karma from... 45 00:06:56,624 --> 00:06:57,624 Uh... 46 00:06:59,752 --> 00:07:01,753 -Where did he go? -I don't know. 47 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:04,089 Mr. Guy? 48 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:04,399 -This will take some time. -Copy that. 49 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:18,246 COMPUTER: All clear. 50 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:19,831 (BUZZER BUZZING) 51 00:08:32,803 --> 00:08:34,763 Repairs underway, sir. 52 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:38,141 Damage report. 53 00:08:50,404 --> 00:08:52,572 Right Arm, all well. 54 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:54,324 Left Arm, ready. 55 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,580 -CAPTAlN: Casualties, Doctor? -Abrasions, contusions. 56 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,874 Nothing significant, Captain. 57 00:09:05,461 --> 00:09:06,920 CAPTAlN: Engineering? 58 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:09,464 Running diagnostics, sir. 59 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:13,802 CAPTAlN: Lieutenant Buttocks, what is your status? 60 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:18,139 Captain, we had a small gas leak. It was silent, but not deadly. 61 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:27,232 Well, crew, it seems our ship has survived the impact. 62 00:09:27,316 --> 00:09:30,860 ENGlNEER: Actually, diagnostics are not encouraging, Captain. 63 00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:34,239 This collision was unexpected, so our impact shields weren't activated. 64 00:09:34,323 --> 00:09:37,075 How long can we operate at full capacity? 65 00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:41,496 Forty-eight Earth hours at most. After that, system functions will fail. 66 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:44,583 -And our tracking computer? -Down, sir. 67 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:47,377 That means we only have the last known coordinates of the orb. 68 00:09:47,461 --> 00:09:51,840 It can be anywhere within 10,000 square meters of our current location. 69 00:09:52,508 --> 00:09:54,259 No. 2, options? 70 00:09:55,344 --> 00:09:58,388 We could continue on the mission, sir, but it's extremely risky. 71 00:09:58,472 --> 00:10:01,057 The prudent course would be to return to our home planet, Nil, 72 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:02,976 and repair the ship. 73 00:10:07,189 --> 00:10:08,982 Assemble the crew. 74 00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:14,154 Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for an address by your esteemed captain! 75 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:20,493 This is it. 76 00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:23,747 This is the moment that we've all been training for. 77 00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:25,790 We all know what's at stake. 78 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:29,961 Our planet is on the verge of a catastrophic energy crisis. 79 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:31,963 The device we sent to this world to drain its oceans 80 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:36,468 has been knocked off course and is lost somewhere in this city. 81 00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:40,472 Once it is found and deployed, the salt from this world 82 00:10:40,556 --> 00:10:43,558 shall power our home world for ages to come. 83 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:50,023 Without it, our people Will perish in less than one generation. 84 00:10:50,107 --> 00:10:52,609 I will not permit that to happen. 85 00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:55,570 We must succeed. 86 00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:00,408 -For Nil. -For Nil. 87 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,327 -For Nil. -ALL: For Nil. 88 00:11:02,953 --> 00:11:04,746 Back to your posts. 89 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:07,332 No. 3. 90 00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:09,042 Do we have sufficient linguistic information 91 00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:10,502 to help communicate with these natives? 92 00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:14,089 Yes. I tapped into their central planetary databank, named "Google." 93 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:16,216 What a frivolous name for such a vital function. 94 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:19,678 Well, if you prefer, there's another called "Yahoo!" 95 00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:21,513 Baffling. 96 00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:23,515 -What about... -Cultural and historical references? 97 00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:26,476 -Already on it, Captain. -Good. 98 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:30,063 -No. 4, is security prepared? -Yes, sir. 99 00:11:30,147 --> 00:11:33,483 My team can handle any threat posed by these gargantuan savages. 100 00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:35,610 -Good. -Initial reports confirm 101 00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:36,861 that draining this planet's oceans 102 00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:40,198 would have a catastrophic effect on existing life. 103 00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:44,828 We have orders, No. 3. Our entire home world is depending on us. 104 00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:46,579 Agreed. 105 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:49,999 We should not lament the fates of these inferior creatures. 106 00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:52,043 If the orb has fallen into their hands, 107 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:55,755 who knows for what nefarious purpose they could be using it 108 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,632 at this very moment? 109 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:17,318 Mom, there's a drunk guy in the alley again! 110 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:19,195 (GASPS) 111 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,613 -That's him. -Who? 112 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:23,450 -The guy I just hit with my car. -You're kidding. Again? 113 00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,952 Oh, I barely clipped that other guy. 114 00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:27,787 Sir, coronal gas readings just spiked. 115 00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:30,415 -The orb must be nearby. -GlNA: Hello? 116 00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:34,002 Hello, sir, hi. Hello? Hi, there. 117 00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:37,589 -Hello, sir? Hi, are you all right? -Contact, everyone! 118 00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:39,716 -Because you just ran off. -No. 17 . 119 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,009 -CAPTAlN: Return to the ship. -Copy. 120 00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:44,804 I'm worried. I really feel terrible about what just happened. 121 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,556 Can I call you an ambulance or something? 122 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:49,517 Any medical attention for... For your foot? 123 00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:53,980 Your foot. 124 00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:56,483 Our first verbal encounter. 125 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:57,776 Uh... 126 00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,277 Thank you for your concern. 127 00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:01,488 (HlGH-PlTCHED MECHANlCAL VOlCE) Thank you for your concern. 128 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,991 It's way too high. More bass! 129 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,452 (EXAGGERATEDLY DEEP VOlCE) Thank you for your concern. 130 00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:08,995 CAPTAIN: Level the frequency. 131 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,831 I'm all better now. 132 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,084 How hard did you hit this guy? 133 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:16,169 GlNA: Um... 134 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:19,672 It's time for you to go to school before you're late, okay? 135 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:20,799 (GROANS) Mom... 136 00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:24,302 See how she squeezes the smaller one's skull despite his protests. 137 00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:27,180 -JOSH: Stop! Stop! -Such brutality! 138 00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:29,182 -Go on. Goodbye. -Stop! 139 00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:31,559 Hey, safety first. And if those bullies are after you, you tell me! 140 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,687 -I'm calling their parents. -Okay. 141 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:37,899 Would you like to come upstairs for a glass of water, maybe? Anything? 142 00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:39,984 I can help clean you up. 143 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,820 No, thank you. I am fine. 144 00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,613 I am in position. 145 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:45,907 Are you sure? 146 00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:49,619 Okay, but, see, that's not fine. 147 00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:52,539 So, maybe you should come upstairs, or I can call an ambulance. 148 00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:55,291 Sir, we cannot let her contact the authorities. 149 00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:59,170 Agreed. We will go in long enough to put her mind at ease. 150 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:02,924 Yes, I will accompany you. Thank you for your hospitality. 151 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:04,759 GlNA: Good. 152 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,264 The thing about my car is, you gotta pump the brakes. 153 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:10,682 I mean, I just got it back from the shop, 154 00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:12,517 and I'm seriously considering suing my mechanic, 155 00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:14,519 because that was just crazy about what happened. 156 00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:16,271 Oh, sorry, right here! Oh, sorry, right here. 157 00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:20,191 -Hey. -Hey! 158 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:21,568 -How you doing? -How are you? 159 00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:24,195 Good. Good timing. I got something for you. 160 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,531 Three tubes of cerulean blue. 161 00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:30,076 -I just ran out. -Hi. Mark Rhodes. 162 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:33,037 Why does he thrust his arm towards us? 163 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,373 Probably best to imitate him. 164 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,876 Hi. Mark Rhodes. 165 00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:43,256 Lefty, huh? Hey. 166 00:14:51,765 --> 00:14:53,683 -All right. -All right. 167 00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:56,269 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Okay. 168 00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:00,189 -All right. -All right. 169 00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:04,652 Okay. 170 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:09,115 -(SIGHS) Thanks again. -Yeah. 171 00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:11,367 -We're going right inside. -All right, yeah. 172 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,885 Okay, here you go. 173 00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:30,887 Sorry about the mess. 174 00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:36,851 You know, this is sort of a workspace/home combo thingy, thing. 175 00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:43,566 Oh. 176 00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:46,152 Right Arm. This is unacceptable. 177 00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:49,197 Sorry! The liquid shifts the equilibrium! 178 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:55,495 -I still seem to be a bit shaken up. -Oh, crap. 179 00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:01,542 (EXCLAIMS) 180 00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,045 (SCREAMING) 181 00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:15,139 -There, I feel much better now. -Oh, good! That is great. 182 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:16,224 Great news. Good. 183 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:19,102 So then, you don't need to call your lawyer, or anything crazy like that, 184 00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:22,355 because that would be just pointless, wouldn't it? 185 00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:25,024 Good. Oh, I'm Gina, by the way. 186 00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,736 Gina Morrison. 187 00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:31,239 And you are? 188 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,492 Three? 189 00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:37,829 This is a list of the most common names on this planet. 190 00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:39,580 My name is... 191 00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:43,001 -Ming Chang. -Ming Chang? 192 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:44,127 (CHUCKLES) 193 00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:48,673 Sorry. Sorry, you just struck me more like a Dave, or something. 194 00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:51,384 Which happens to be my other name. 195 00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:53,886 Dave Ming Chang? 196 00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,806 Dave Ming Chang. 197 00:16:56,890 --> 00:17:00,852 Dave Ming Chang. All right, well, Dave, 198 00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:04,981 I feel just terrible about this whole thing, and I was gonna have some breakfast. 199 00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:06,315 Would you like to join me? 200 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,277 -No, I really have to be going now. -Are you sure? 201 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:12,822 I mean, I sort of have a rule that, when I hit somebody with my car, 202 00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:15,241 I need to make them breakfast. 203 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,746 That was a joke. 204 00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:21,789 (LAUGHING MECHANICALLY) 205 00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:29,297 Whoo-hoo. Whoo! 206 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,800 So where are you from? Do you live around here? 207 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:36,012 Yes, of course. I am just a regular person from right here on Earth, 208 00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:37,597 just like you. 209 00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:38,723 Huh. 210 00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:40,391 I just don't get out that much. 211 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:44,103 Yeah, judging from your suit, I'd say since about 1978. 212 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,354 (GlNA LAUGHlNG) 213 00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:48,983 Note, all-white apparel is not as standardized as we thought. 214 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,319 You late for a Bee Gees concert or something? 215 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:54,739 The Bee Gees. Barry, Robin and Maurice, the Brothers Gibb. 216 00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:58,159 Winning ten Grammy awards and selling over 100,000,000 records. 217 00:17:58,243 --> 00:18:00,411 (SINGING) Oh, you can tell by the way I use my walk 218 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,580 I'm a woman's man No time to talk 219 00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:04,415 Ah, ah, ah, ah 220 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,042 Stayin' alive 221 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,126 Hey! 222 00:18:08,545 --> 00:18:11,631 Wow. That's impressive love for the Bee Gees, man. 223 00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:14,342 I'm sorry, I had no idea. You know? Foot in the mouth. 224 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:16,969 Listen, do you mind whipping these up for me? 225 00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:18,763 That would be so great. Just a little help. 226 00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:22,266 I'm so used to making breakfast for Josh, and all he wants is waffles. 227 00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:24,143 Anyway, he's off to school now. 228 00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:26,604 Yeah, I don't know, he's got these bullies after him right now. 229 00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:27,730 You don't have any kids, do you? 230 00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:30,024 I mean, you don't really seem like a kid person, but... 231 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,610 Anyway, I just, I try to be there for him, 232 00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:34,487 but I don't really know how to deal with it, you know. 233 00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:38,783 I'm just doing the single mom thing, and I'm so permissive of everything. 234 00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:41,619 Oh, my God, I am talking your ear off. 235 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:47,708 -All is well. -Okay, why don't you just take a seat? 236 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:50,294 And I can finish this. 237 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,171 Here, you like ketchup? 238 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:54,632 -Oh, thank you. -You're welcome. 239 00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:08,563 Refreshing. I feel much better now. 240 00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:11,566 Huh. 241 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:13,943 That's a new one. 242 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:17,572 (MEOWING) 243 00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:21,075 Oh, that's our cat, Boris. I hope you're not allergic. 244 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,910 Are you? 245 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,912 Cats. Here we go, sir. 246 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:26,581 (YOWLING) 247 00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:33,129 (CLATTERING) 248 00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:35,256 Boris, what are you up to? 249 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,303 -Captain. -Yes? 250 00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:43,472 Yes, my husband was a captain with the Navy. 251 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,852 -I am a captain. -Really? A captain of what? 252 00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:52,398 I am a captain of crunch. 253 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:59,030 -Where is your captain now? -Frank died four years ago, 254 00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:01,365 so it's just me and Josh now. 255 00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:05,203 It's been rough sometimes, but we're okay. 256 00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:07,622 There is a strength to this one. 257 00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:10,249 Captain, the orb! 258 00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,551 Where was this image captured? 259 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:24,847 That's Josh at school, the science fair. He always walks around with this thing. 260 00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:27,892 See, he thinks it fell from outer space. 261 00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:31,062 -We must locate the boy. -We're on it, sir. 262 00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:32,980 NUMBER THREE: 729 East 44th Street. 263 00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:36,859 I really have to be going now. Thank you for the ketchup. 264 00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:41,739 Okay. You know, the eggs are just another... 265 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:46,369 That's the closet. 266 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,335 Sorry about hitting you with my car. 267 00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:58,214 A couple of frat punks get drunk, miss the last ferry, 268 00:20:58,298 --> 00:21:01,467 stick a rag in their bottle of Stoli, and then, kaboom! 269 00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:04,804 Suddenly, my morning roll in the hay with Tracy gets canceled. 270 00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:07,431 I think this is explosive residue. 271 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:13,938 Don't. Don't do this, Dooley. I see you getting interested in this. 272 00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:16,983 I see that wacko X Files gleam in your eye. 273 00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:32,081 That might be the boy, there! In that group of Earth children. 274 00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:33,124 What structure is this? 275 00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:36,502 It appears to be some sort of shrine to technology. 276 00:21:44,511 --> 00:21:49,473 This is the best they have to offer? Their mini-computers are gigantic! 277 00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:53,477 And a slamming home page means more online buddies. 278 00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:56,314 Dude, while you're waiting, check these out. 279 00:21:56,398 --> 00:22:01,527 Awesome surround-sound headphones. Seven ounces, left and right quad. 280 00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:03,904 The sound will blow you away. 281 00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:05,906 (RAP MUSlC BLARING) 282 00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:07,533 Is that insane? 283 00:22:07,617 --> 00:22:10,536 It's like the subwoofers are actually inside your head. 284 00:22:11,246 --> 00:22:12,496 (BASS BOOMING) 285 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,708 Damage reports coming in from all parts of the ship, Captain! 286 00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:18,419 Sir! Structural integrity weakening! 287 00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:27,845 We have got to get out of here! 288 00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:42,651 NUMBER TWO: The sign clearly indicates, "Do not walk." 289 00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:47,907 And yet, they keep walking and walking and walking! 290 00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:52,328 Apparently, chaos is the order of the day here. 291 00:22:52,412 --> 00:22:53,871 Doctor, 292 00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:57,208 is Two all right? 293 00:22:58,293 --> 00:22:59,585 This is a big planet. 294 00:22:59,669 --> 00:23:03,881 There might be contaminants we've never encountered before. 295 00:23:03,965 --> 00:23:05,091 (QUIETLY) I'll keep an eye on it. 296 00:23:34,704 --> 00:23:37,748 Why don't you take a picture? It lasts longer. 297 00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:43,879 BOY: It's the ice cream man! 298 00:23:44,589 --> 00:23:46,298 Ice cream man, over here! 299 00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:49,677 -Ice cream! -Hey, look, it's the Good Humor man! 300 00:23:52,222 --> 00:23:53,848 It's this suit again! 301 00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:55,933 How in Nil did we wind up with this wardrobe debacle? 302 00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:59,186 -We must have missed something. -I can't see how, sir. 303 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:02,523 We carefully studied the only signal ever intercepted from Earth. 304 00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:05,443 The plane! The plane! 305 00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:09,196 When we enter the boy's school, 306 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:12,116 we must not draw any undue attention to ourselves. 307 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:15,661 Yes, we must rid ourselves of this inappropriate attire 308 00:24:15,745 --> 00:24:20,416 and replace it with clothing that is the epitome of both hip and now. 309 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:22,293 Welcome to Old Navy! 310 00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:29,049 -Any ideas? -Likely a ritual greeting, sir. 311 00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:30,676 Welcome to Old Navy! 312 00:24:31,928 --> 00:24:35,264 -Welcome to Old Navy! -Welcome to Old Navy! 313 00:24:35,348 --> 00:24:38,809 Welcome to Old Navy! 314 00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:41,645 Welcome to Old Navy. 315 00:24:45,066 --> 00:24:46,901 Welcome to Old Navy! 316 00:24:50,614 --> 00:24:52,698 (DIGNIFIED) Welcome to Old Navy. 317 00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:56,410 Can I help you find your size? 318 00:24:57,579 --> 00:25:00,581 I am obviously the same size as everyone else. 319 00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:03,250 I just meant are you a small, or... 320 00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:12,259 I believe he simply wants to know the dimensions of your clothing. 321 00:25:13,428 --> 00:25:16,597 Yes, you can help me find my size. 322 00:25:16,681 --> 00:25:18,516 Welcome to Old Navy. 323 00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:23,729 Crew, prepare for an unrehearsed maneuver. 324 00:25:32,155 --> 00:25:33,656 Come on! 325 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:37,576 -What the... -Sorry, sir! lt won't happen again! 326 00:25:38,745 --> 00:25:39,912 (PEOPLE SHOUTING) 327 00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:45,459 I can help you if you'd... How about I help you take that... 328 00:25:46,002 --> 00:25:47,836 Very... 329 00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:51,048 Yes, this is my size. Welcome to Old Navy! 330 00:25:56,263 --> 00:26:00,891 Excuse me. Do you have a private chamber where I can try on these garments? 331 00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:03,561 Changing room back there behind hoodies. 332 00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:05,145 Welcome to Old Navy. 333 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:08,649 (MECHANICAL WHIRRING) 334 00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:32,840 Sir, we have arrived at the school. 335 00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:36,010 This can't be right. 336 00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:42,850 (SINGING) One singular sensation Every little step she takes 337 00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:45,436 Apologies, sir. 338 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,938 Apparently we are on West 44th Street. 339 00:26:50,191 --> 00:26:56,030 One smile and suddenly nobody else will do 340 00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:59,700 You know you'll never be lonely 341 00:26:59,784 --> 00:27:02,369 Let's get out of here. Double-time. 342 00:27:04,914 --> 00:27:07,374 (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) 343 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,800 -Hey! -What do you got here, little freak? 344 00:27:16,885 --> 00:27:21,305 -That's mine! -What do you use it for, playing nerd-ball? 345 00:27:21,389 --> 00:27:24,350 -Whatever it is, it's mine now. -Give it back! 346 00:27:24,434 --> 00:27:26,393 Or what? You gonna tell your mommy again? 347 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:27,478 (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) 348 00:27:27,562 --> 00:27:28,896 PRINCIPAL: Can I help you? 349 00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:31,482 I am here for the fifth-grade classroom. 350 00:27:31,566 --> 00:27:34,068 Okay, all right, you're very late, but you're here, at least. 351 00:27:34,152 --> 00:27:37,488 It's been a madhouse. Half the teachers are out with the flu. 352 00:27:37,572 --> 00:27:40,532 (CHUCKLING) I'm just gonna... I'm gonna have to throw you to the wolves. 353 00:27:46,581 --> 00:27:49,249 Don't say a word. I will mess you up. 354 00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:52,836 Josh Morrison. 355 00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:55,422 What are you doing here? Are you the sub? 356 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:57,841 You would know the sub, loser! 357 00:27:59,386 --> 00:28:02,179 I don't know him! My mom hit him with her van! 358 00:28:02,263 --> 00:28:05,099 I am Dave Ming Chang, the sub. 359 00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:07,101 (IMITATING FLATULENCE) 360 00:28:07,268 --> 00:28:08,435 (STUDENTS CHUCKLING) 361 00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:11,730 What is your name? 362 00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:14,775 -Smellmy. -Smellmy what? 363 00:28:14,859 --> 00:28:16,610 Smellmy Buttcrack. 364 00:28:18,154 --> 00:28:21,240 I am sure the other Buttcracks would disapprove of your behavior. 365 00:28:21,324 --> 00:28:23,659 You don't look like a teacher. 366 00:28:24,452 --> 00:28:26,495 I'm going to report you. 367 00:28:26,579 --> 00:28:30,582 -Vaporize the child at once! -Delay that order. 368 00:28:30,667 --> 00:28:36,171 I am indeed your temporary instructor, which I shall prove to you now. Observe. 369 00:28:36,256 --> 00:28:39,174 Let's teach them something simple, shall we? 370 00:28:52,355 --> 00:28:53,814 What the... 371 00:28:59,779 --> 00:29:04,742 The unified field theory. The ultimate pearl of wisdom in all of the universe. 372 00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:06,744 Now you are educated. 373 00:29:07,370 --> 00:29:10,122 -What is your destination? -I'm gonna sharpen my pencil. 374 00:29:10,206 --> 00:29:12,166 Here, let me assist you. 375 00:29:14,794 --> 00:29:15,794 (WHIRRING) 376 00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:21,216 -There. -Thanks, I think. 377 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:25,387 Josh Morrison. Come with me. 378 00:29:27,265 --> 00:29:31,185 What are you doing here? You're not really the sub, are you? 379 00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:33,771 You have something that is mine. 380 00:29:33,855 --> 00:29:38,817 It is a small spherical device, 2.7 inches in diameter. 381 00:29:38,902 --> 00:29:40,486 How'd you hear about that? 382 00:29:40,570 --> 00:29:44,198 And how can it be yours if it came from outer space? 383 00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:46,492 Are you an alien? 384 00:29:46,576 --> 00:29:48,452 We've been compromised! 385 00:29:48,536 --> 00:29:50,621 I'm just messing with you. 386 00:29:51,706 --> 00:29:52,790 Ha, ha. 387 00:29:52,874 --> 00:29:55,626 That's very funny. It's very important that I find it. 388 00:29:55,710 --> 00:29:57,795 Do you know where it is? 389 00:29:58,505 --> 00:30:02,132 (SOFTLY) Let me guess. It's, like, top secret or something. 390 00:30:02,217 --> 00:30:05,177 Yes. It is top secret or something. 391 00:30:05,261 --> 00:30:09,473 Will you help us, I mean me, find it? 392 00:30:10,517 --> 00:30:13,936 Look, I don't have it anymore. This jerk took it. 393 00:30:15,438 --> 00:30:17,105 Well, we have to get it back. 394 00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:19,441 -Where is this jerk? -His name is Rich. 395 00:30:19,526 --> 00:30:22,027 Him and his buddies are probably headed for the deli. 396 00:30:22,111 --> 00:30:24,905 -Lead and I will follow. -Okay, come on. 397 00:30:40,296 --> 00:30:42,214 Such disturbing images. 398 00:30:44,259 --> 00:30:47,761 -Rich isn't here. -Do you know where Rich lives? 399 00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:50,681 No, but sometimes I run into him in the neighborhood. 400 00:30:50,765 --> 00:30:52,850 ROBBER: Everybody on the floor, now! 401 00:30:52,934 --> 00:30:55,811 Empty the register and no one gets hurt. 402 00:30:56,980 --> 00:31:00,858 This planet continues to reveal its ugly nature. 403 00:31:00,942 --> 00:31:02,651 It deserves its fate. 404 00:31:02,735 --> 00:31:06,822 -I said, on the floor, now! -I am already on the floor. 405 00:31:06,906 --> 00:31:09,908 Gravity prevents me from floating off of it. 406 00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:12,327 Get down now! 407 00:31:14,497 --> 00:31:15,497 (SCREAMS) 408 00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:20,419 Big mistake, man. 409 00:31:30,638 --> 00:31:33,223 Hey, you have forgotten your weapon! 410 00:31:34,183 --> 00:31:36,143 Dave, wait! 411 00:31:36,227 --> 00:31:40,606 JOSH: That was awesome! I mean, you totally threw that guy across the room. 412 00:31:40,690 --> 00:31:43,442 I was very fortunate not to be injured. 413 00:31:43,526 --> 00:31:47,404 And the gun. No normal person could have done that. 414 00:31:47,488 --> 00:31:50,032 Do you have, like, superpowers or something? 415 00:31:50,116 --> 00:31:51,491 Do you know what would be very pleasant? 416 00:31:51,576 --> 00:31:54,411 If we were to change the subject of our conversation. 417 00:31:54,495 --> 00:31:56,914 Did you see last night's sports competition? 418 00:31:56,998 --> 00:32:00,792 You see? There's another thing. You talk so weird. 419 00:32:00,877 --> 00:32:03,712 -Come on, tell me, what's your secret? -I have no secret. 420 00:32:03,796 --> 00:32:07,799 -Oh, yeah? Quick, where are you from? -I am from right here in this city. 421 00:32:07,884 --> 00:32:10,469 Where exactly? Give me an address. 422 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:13,931 The Statue of Liberty. 423 00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:16,099 You live at the Statue of Liberty? 424 00:32:16,184 --> 00:32:19,519 Yes, the Ming Changs have lived at the Statue of Liberty for many generations. 425 00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:22,439 Now, let us locate the orb. 426 00:32:22,523 --> 00:32:26,485 Look, I don't know where Rich is now, but tomorrow's my mom's birthday. 427 00:32:26,569 --> 00:32:29,655 We're going to our neighborhood street fair. Everybody goes. 428 00:32:29,739 --> 00:32:32,115 I'm sure he's gonna be there. 429 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:35,953 You know, if you want, you could come with me and my mom. 430 00:32:37,497 --> 00:32:40,624 Sir, we can't wait until tomorrow. Our power supply is dwindling. 431 00:32:40,708 --> 00:32:44,711 This child is useless. We must find the orb on our own. 432 00:32:46,714 --> 00:32:50,467 I disagree. Without guidance, we might not find it in time. 433 00:32:51,177 --> 00:32:54,972 Contrary to expectations, Josh has been quite helpful to us. 434 00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:56,556 We will stick with him. 435 00:33:00,228 --> 00:33:02,187 JOSH: Man, you are awesome at this! 436 00:33:02,271 --> 00:33:05,315 It's like you've got super video-game powers, too. 437 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:08,527 -Are you sure you're not a superhero? -Absolutely. 438 00:33:08,611 --> 00:33:12,990 Fine, I give up. I'm just happy to be able to play with somebody besides Mom. 439 00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:15,075 Interacting with your mother makes you unhappy? 440 00:33:15,159 --> 00:33:17,911 Nah, I don't mean to complain. She tries. 441 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:20,664 It's just that Dad was a lot better. 442 00:33:20,748 --> 00:33:23,000 You know, my dad was a hero in real life. 443 00:33:23,084 --> 00:33:27,004 -He saved, like, a million people one time. -That is impressive. 444 00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:29,423 Yeah, we miss him. Especially Mom. 445 00:33:29,507 --> 00:33:32,342 Now she spends all her time smothering me. 446 00:33:32,427 --> 00:33:35,846 -She cuts off your air supply? -Josh, I'm home! 447 00:33:35,930 --> 00:33:39,433 Oh, hey! What are you doing back here? 448 00:33:39,517 --> 00:33:41,101 Some guys with a gun tried to rob the store, 449 00:33:41,185 --> 00:33:43,145 and Dave stopped them and saved everyone! 450 00:33:43,229 --> 00:33:45,355 -It was awesome! -What? What gun? 451 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:46,606 -Mom, Mom. -Are you all right? 452 00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:51,028 Mom, I'm fine! It was so cool! Dave just took them out. 453 00:33:51,112 --> 00:33:53,405 Man, I wish I could do that. But look at me. 454 00:33:53,489 --> 00:33:56,408 I'm the smallest fifth-grader in New York City. 455 00:33:56,492 --> 00:34:00,662 -You are not small. You are a giant. -Yeah, right. 456 00:34:05,126 --> 00:34:08,712 Josh, the most powerful force in all the universe 457 00:34:08,796 --> 00:34:11,423 often comes from the smallest star. 458 00:34:17,138 --> 00:34:20,724 Dave? Would you like to stay for supper? 459 00:34:20,808 --> 00:34:25,437 Sir, the longer we're in their presence, the greater the danger of exposure. 460 00:34:30,401 --> 00:34:31,902 Yes, I will stay. 461 00:34:34,864 --> 00:34:36,031 Good. 462 00:34:36,783 --> 00:34:39,284 Although, if you thought my driving was dangerous, 463 00:34:39,368 --> 00:34:42,120 wait till you try my meatloaf. 464 00:34:42,205 --> 00:34:43,205 Meat Loaf? 465 00:34:44,332 --> 00:34:48,001 (SINGING) Like a bat out of hell! 466 00:34:52,298 --> 00:34:54,633 -What are you looking for? -DOOLEY: I don't know. 467 00:34:54,717 --> 00:34:56,301 I'll tell you when I find it. 468 00:34:56,385 --> 00:34:58,053 You know something, Dooley? We gotta find you a new hobby. 469 00:34:58,137 --> 00:35:00,722 Stevie, please just hold the insult. 470 00:35:00,848 --> 00:35:01,848 Please. 471 00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:04,017 Oh, I forgot today was Arts and Crafts Day. 472 00:35:30,753 --> 00:35:33,380 Dave, would you mind helping me clear the table? 473 00:35:40,054 --> 00:35:41,138 Oh! 474 00:35:41,222 --> 00:35:45,183 You know, don't worry about it. I got it. I'm... 475 00:35:45,268 --> 00:35:46,643 This is something I do all the time. 476 00:35:46,727 --> 00:35:50,480 I'm constantly dropping stuff. Don't even worry about it. 477 00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:53,859 "Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus." 478 00:35:54,694 --> 00:35:57,654 (STAMMERING) Yeah, that's my... 479 00:35:57,738 --> 00:36:01,741 I would... My sister got that for me. I would never... 480 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,244 (SIGHING) She just thinks I need to get back in the game, and... 481 00:36:04,745 --> 00:36:08,206 Tell your sister there is no life on Mars! Believe me. 482 00:36:09,417 --> 00:36:10,876 (CHUCKLING) Okay. 483 00:36:16,716 --> 00:36:19,092 This rendering. What is it? 484 00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:21,428 Oh. 485 00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:26,141 That's just something I felt. 486 00:36:28,686 --> 00:36:31,229 -You felt this? -Yeah, I did. 487 00:36:32,481 --> 00:36:35,817 I did. I don't really paint like that anymore. 488 00:36:35,902 --> 00:36:37,360 And why not? 489 00:36:38,446 --> 00:36:40,488 Well, things have changed. 490 00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:49,164 And what is the feeling demonstrated here? 491 00:36:51,459 --> 00:36:53,960 Well, how does it make you feel? 492 00:36:55,963 --> 00:36:57,172 Feel? 493 00:37:00,801 --> 00:37:05,138 It makes me feel off-balance. 494 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:07,057 Off-balance, yeah. 495 00:37:07,141 --> 00:37:09,601 That's... That's close. 496 00:37:09,685 --> 00:37:13,688 I remember when I painted this, I just felt love. 497 00:37:13,773 --> 00:37:16,233 Huge and exciting and crazy, 498 00:37:16,317 --> 00:37:18,318 just love. 499 00:37:19,612 --> 00:37:20,904 (GINA CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 500 00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:28,787 How do you know when you feel love? 501 00:37:29,789 --> 00:37:32,165 GINA: Oh, I think when you feel love, 502 00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:36,169 you don't need to ask that question. 503 00:37:38,839 --> 00:37:40,340 I see. 504 00:37:47,807 --> 00:37:49,766 Time for me to exit into the night. 505 00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:51,268 Oh, uh... 506 00:37:51,352 --> 00:37:52,435 Okay. 507 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:56,523 Well, thank you again for being there for Josh today and... 508 00:37:57,358 --> 00:38:01,528 And, yeah, I think tomorrow will be fun. I'm glad you're coming with us. 509 00:38:01,612 --> 00:38:03,613 So am I, Gina Morrison. 510 00:38:05,825 --> 00:38:07,325 Okay. 511 00:38:08,995 --> 00:38:11,538 -Good night, Dave. -Good night, Gina. 512 00:38:26,470 --> 00:38:28,638 Do you mind if I rest here? 513 00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:31,308 Sure. 514 00:38:31,767 --> 00:38:35,186 This appears to be a safe port. We'll join this urban camper. 515 00:38:40,901 --> 00:38:42,485 You ain't crazy, are you? 516 00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:46,197 The last guy who was here, he said he was from outer space. 517 00:38:46,907 --> 00:38:48,408 What planet? 518 00:38:49,744 --> 00:38:51,745 And the party continues. 519 00:38:53,622 --> 00:38:57,500 Here. Here you go. Gets a little chilly at night. 520 00:39:02,089 --> 00:39:04,299 Did you see that? 521 00:39:04,383 --> 00:39:06,468 This man has nothing, 522 00:39:06,552 --> 00:39:09,888 yet he offers to share his sole source of warmth. 523 00:39:12,099 --> 00:39:13,183 Why? 524 00:39:13,267 --> 00:39:16,936 It seems they are a more complex species than we imagined. 525 00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:29,616 -Yes? -My findings are incomplete, 526 00:39:30,409 --> 00:39:34,371 but I have noted more atypical behavior spreading throughout the ship. 527 00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:35,914 Is that so? 528 00:39:35,998 --> 00:39:39,751 Well, I think we all just need a good night's rest, Doctor. 529 00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:47,342 (HUMMING) 530 00:40:02,108 --> 00:40:04,067 -Dang! -Excuse me? 531 00:40:19,166 --> 00:40:21,126 Working rather late, No. 3. 532 00:40:21,210 --> 00:40:24,003 I was just doing some additional cultural research. 533 00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:26,089 And what have you found? 534 00:40:26,173 --> 00:40:30,593 I stumbled onto an interesting file in the alien database, sir. 535 00:40:31,887 --> 00:40:35,682 Every man, woman and child is forced to view it once a year. 536 00:40:36,642 --> 00:40:39,394 It could be helpful in understanding them. 537 00:40:39,478 --> 00:40:40,937 Show me. 538 00:40:43,315 --> 00:40:46,401 You have not changed since our days at the Academy. 539 00:40:46,485 --> 00:40:49,195 I remember the late nights studying together. 540 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,781 And the nutritious protein squares you prepared for us. 541 00:40:51,866 --> 00:40:55,452 I would not have been able to graduate without your help. 542 00:40:56,871 --> 00:41:02,041 And, yet, here you've become our generation's most renowned captain. 543 00:41:03,544 --> 00:41:05,044 Yes. 544 00:41:07,715 --> 00:41:09,215 Here it is. 545 00:41:09,508 --> 00:41:10,508 (BELL RINGS) 546 00:41:14,013 --> 00:41:16,848 What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? 547 00:41:16,932 --> 00:41:19,476 You want the moon? Just say the word 548 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:22,270 and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. 549 00:41:22,354 --> 00:41:25,815 Hey, that's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary. 550 00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:26,900 I'll take it. 551 00:41:26,984 --> 00:41:32,238 (ALL SINGING) For auld lang syne, my dear 552 00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:37,577 For auld lang syne 553 00:41:37,661 --> 00:41:43,082 We'll drink a cup of kindness yet 554 00:41:43,167 --> 00:41:48,254 For auld lang syne! 555 00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:51,674 We'll drink a cup of kindness... 556 00:41:51,759 --> 00:41:53,176 CAPTAIN: Lasso the moon? 557 00:41:53,260 --> 00:41:54,302 (SOBBING) 558 00:41:54,386 --> 00:41:57,263 -Physically impossible! -Absurd. 559 00:42:08,734 --> 00:42:12,320 -Good night, Captain. -Yes, Three, good night. 560 00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:13,821 (CLEARS THROAT) 561 00:42:14,490 --> 00:42:18,117 I must say, sir, these Earth creatures keep surprising me. 562 00:42:18,202 --> 00:42:21,579 A most confusing place. It makes my head spin. 563 00:42:21,664 --> 00:42:24,082 I guess I'd better hold on, then. 564 00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:15,216 I want to send this out to every precinct, every security company 565 00:43:15,301 --> 00:43:18,261 and every hospital in the city until we ID this guy right here. 566 00:43:18,345 --> 00:43:21,723 This is incredible. Just amazing. 567 00:43:21,807 --> 00:43:25,059 Amazing that two idiots like you could've passed the police exam. 568 00:43:25,144 --> 00:43:27,270 -See? I tried to tell him, Sarge. -Hold on. 569 00:43:27,354 --> 00:43:30,732 It is a fact, a fact, that something or someone has landed here. 570 00:43:30,816 --> 00:43:33,901 Now, we could be making the biggest scientific discovery of all time. 571 00:43:33,986 --> 00:43:37,655 I don't want to hear another word about E.T. , Bigfoot or the Tooth Fairy, 572 00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:40,950 unless they're jacking some old lady's car. 573 00:43:42,036 --> 00:43:44,621 -You got that? -Yes, sir. 574 00:43:44,705 --> 00:43:46,873 -That's good aim, Sarge. -Shut up! 575 00:43:48,083 --> 00:43:51,294 -Dooley. What are you doing? -I'm sending it anyway, Knox. 576 00:43:51,378 --> 00:43:53,755 No, it's just a guy who shoved his face in the dirt. 577 00:43:53,839 --> 00:43:55,590 No, wrong. It is an alien, 578 00:43:55,674 --> 00:43:59,761 an alien who shoved his face in the dirt, and I am gonna find him. 579 00:44:12,733 --> 00:44:15,401 Power reserves at 20%, sir. 580 00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:17,612 That only gives us about 12 hours. 581 00:44:17,696 --> 00:44:21,449 Then every minute counts. Remember our mission, crew. 582 00:44:21,533 --> 00:44:24,827 We must find the boy with the orb. No distractions. 583 00:44:27,873 --> 00:44:28,956 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 584 00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:49,519 (ALL LAUGHING) 585 00:44:54,608 --> 00:44:55,608 (SCREAMING) 586 00:44:56,568 --> 00:44:58,611 This is not acceptable! 587 00:44:59,029 --> 00:45:00,029 (BLARING) 588 00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:01,406 ANNOUNCER: And here we go, ladies and gentlemen. 589 00:45:01,490 --> 00:45:04,701 Chuck starts off fast out of the gate, eating down those dogs, 590 00:45:04,785 --> 00:45:10,039 but Earl and Homer are right behind him. Look at them go! Look at them go! 591 00:45:10,124 --> 00:45:14,043 -JOSH: Come on, Dave, eat! -Dave, just put it in your mouth! 592 00:45:14,128 --> 00:45:18,089 -What are you doing? Eat it! -Just put one in your mouth, Dave! 593 00:45:19,425 --> 00:45:21,926 -Put it in, come on, now! -Dave! Dave, eat! 594 00:45:22,469 --> 00:45:24,637 You never should have signed him up for this. 595 00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:30,268 -JOSH: What are you doing, Dave? Eat! -Eat it, Dave! Put it in your mouth! 596 00:45:30,853 --> 00:45:31,853 (SCREAMING) 597 00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:34,480 Yeah, all right! Yeah! Yeah! 598 00:45:35,482 --> 00:45:37,984 A little heads-up might be nice! 599 00:45:41,655 --> 00:45:45,700 Hey! Can a brother get some hot sauce with that? 600 00:45:46,410 --> 00:45:48,035 GINA: Look at him go! 601 00:45:54,126 --> 00:45:55,126 Whoa! 602 00:45:59,715 --> 00:46:00,923 (AIR HORN SOUNDING) 603 00:46:01,008 --> 00:46:05,595 Our champion! Eighty-five delicious all-beef hot dogs! 604 00:46:05,679 --> 00:46:06,763 Yeah! 605 00:46:06,847 --> 00:46:09,140 Whoo! Whoo! 606 00:46:09,850 --> 00:46:11,559 Yeah, boy! Yeah! 607 00:46:14,271 --> 00:46:16,063 Well executed, Captain. 608 00:46:16,148 --> 00:46:20,109 Dave, that was amazing! You are a wiener-eating champ! 609 00:46:20,194 --> 00:46:22,445 And here's the grand prize. 610 00:46:25,574 --> 00:46:27,366 We're under attack! 611 00:46:27,451 --> 00:46:30,119 It's the creature from Thanos 7! Battle stations! 612 00:46:30,204 --> 00:46:33,831 You have menaced us for the last time, you beast! 613 00:46:35,125 --> 00:46:36,125 (GINA LAUGHS) 614 00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:45,718 (ALARM SOUNDING) 615 00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:49,889 It seems that this is an inanimate creature. 616 00:46:51,225 --> 00:46:53,100 At ease! 617 00:46:53,185 --> 00:46:57,814 The question is, what are we expected to do with this plush amphibian? 618 00:46:59,358 --> 00:47:01,359 Give it to her, Captain. 619 00:47:02,903 --> 00:47:05,446 The female. Give it to her. 620 00:47:08,742 --> 00:47:10,201 Silly goose. 621 00:47:11,161 --> 00:47:12,161 (GINA LAUGHS) 622 00:47:12,663 --> 00:47:14,747 You are such a goofball. 623 00:47:21,463 --> 00:47:26,008 For me? Thanks, Dave. That was... 624 00:47:26,093 --> 00:47:28,177 That's very sweet. 625 00:47:28,262 --> 00:47:30,179 LIEUTENANT BUTTOCKS: Red alert, Captain! Red alert! 626 00:47:30,681 --> 00:47:36,602 We need to dispose of the large quantity of processed meat tubes! 627 00:47:38,188 --> 00:47:39,647 Excuse me. 628 00:47:40,274 --> 00:47:42,817 My colon is impacted. 629 00:47:46,530 --> 00:47:47,780 Okay. 630 00:47:54,955 --> 00:47:56,289 (MECHANICAL WHIRRING) 631 00:47:59,126 --> 00:48:04,338 (WATER SPLASHING) 632 00:48:08,093 --> 00:48:11,679 (WATER SPLASHING RHYTHMICALLY) 633 00:48:11,763 --> 00:48:13,264 Show-off! 634 00:48:19,146 --> 00:48:21,606 Excuse me! Excuse me, we met yesterday. 635 00:48:21,690 --> 00:48:24,150 -Mark Rhodes. -Mark Rhodes? 636 00:48:25,944 --> 00:48:28,404 -Right. The left again. -Yeah. 637 00:48:41,084 --> 00:48:43,711 -So, you here by yourself? -No, I am not. 638 00:48:43,795 --> 00:48:45,838 I am accompanying Josh and Gina. 639 00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:48,883 All evening we have been screaming with fear and delight. 640 00:48:48,967 --> 00:48:52,011 Look, you and I should get something straight, 641 00:48:52,095 --> 00:48:54,305 and I'm not trying to step on your toes, here. 642 00:48:54,389 --> 00:48:56,557 If you're serious about Gina, then that's great, 643 00:48:56,642 --> 00:48:59,435 because she deserves a decent guy in her life, 644 00:48:59,519 --> 00:49:02,229 but if I find out that you're just trying to take advantage of her, 645 00:49:02,314 --> 00:49:04,607 and you're using Josh to do it, 646 00:49:04,691 --> 00:49:07,652 you and I are gonna have a serious problem. 647 00:49:09,279 --> 00:49:11,614 You understand what I'm saying? 648 00:49:12,449 --> 00:49:15,242 Yes, I understand completely, Mark Rhodes. 649 00:49:16,662 --> 00:49:18,829 Does anyone here understand what this man is talking about? 650 00:49:18,914 --> 00:49:21,832 He's trying to discern if you intend on becoming Gina's mate. 651 00:49:21,917 --> 00:49:23,417 What an absurd notion! 652 00:49:23,502 --> 00:49:27,380 I intend on becoming Gina's mate? She's the size of our science pavilion. 653 00:49:27,464 --> 00:49:30,967 These primitive creatures and their silly speculations! 654 00:49:32,552 --> 00:49:34,512 Wait! What's that? 655 00:49:36,056 --> 00:49:39,058 -What do you want, midget? -Rich, you gotta give me my rock back. 656 00:49:39,142 --> 00:49:40,184 Oh, really? Why? 657 00:49:40,268 --> 00:49:42,561 Because it's really important to me and my friend, Dave. 658 00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:44,063 It's the jerk we seek! 659 00:49:44,147 --> 00:49:46,232 Rich, you've gotta give me my rock back! 660 00:49:46,316 --> 00:49:48,985 Boy, it's like you're asking me to punch you! 661 00:49:49,069 --> 00:49:51,779 So, Smellmy, we meet again. 662 00:49:51,863 --> 00:49:53,114 Dave. 663 00:49:54,408 --> 00:49:55,408 (WHIMPERING) 664 00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:58,285 (COINS JINGLING) 665 00:49:59,079 --> 00:50:01,414 Stop! You're giving me a wedgie! 666 00:50:01,498 --> 00:50:02,498 (SCREAMING) 667 00:50:02,582 --> 00:50:03,582 (CLATTERING) 668 00:50:05,335 --> 00:50:08,045 Stop! Please put me down, already! 669 00:50:14,136 --> 00:50:16,429 Smellmy, are you crying because you are sad 670 00:50:16,513 --> 00:50:20,516 or because your undergarments are lodged so cuttingly deep in your rectum? 671 00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:22,685 (CRYING) I'm telling my mom. 672 00:50:22,769 --> 00:50:25,104 Mom! Mom! 673 00:50:27,357 --> 00:50:30,109 Dave, that was unbelievable! High-five! 674 00:50:33,447 --> 00:50:36,157 They don't high-five where you're from? 675 00:50:36,241 --> 00:50:38,868 -No, but they should. -There you two are! 676 00:50:38,952 --> 00:50:40,453 What kind of trouble you getting into? 677 00:50:40,537 --> 00:50:43,456 (HESITANTLY) Nothing. Dave was just about 678 00:50:43,540 --> 00:50:45,332 to try out his pitching arm! 679 00:50:46,626 --> 00:50:48,919 GINA: Come on, Dave. JOSH: Go, Dave! Go, Dave! 680 00:50:49,713 --> 00:50:52,506 -You just gotta hit three. Here we go. -JOSH: Come on! Come on, come on! 681 00:50:52,591 --> 00:50:54,341 Go, Dave! Go, Dave! 682 00:50:55,510 --> 00:51:02,266 Sir, the orb is ours. This charade is no longer necessary. 683 00:51:02,350 --> 00:51:05,895 It's time to throw it in the ocean and head home. 684 00:51:05,979 --> 00:51:08,731 You're absolutely right, Two, 685 00:51:08,815 --> 00:51:12,985 but I really think I can do this. 686 00:51:14,488 --> 00:51:16,363 He looks very serious. 687 00:51:16,448 --> 00:51:18,032 Looking good, looking good. Come on, you can do it! 688 00:51:18,116 --> 00:51:19,867 Here we go. He's gonna do it! 689 00:51:21,161 --> 00:51:22,661 Wind up! 690 00:51:25,332 --> 00:51:26,707 All right, well... 691 00:51:26,792 --> 00:51:30,044 Spectacularly unsuccessful! Why was my wrist so limp? 692 00:51:30,670 --> 00:51:32,880 I was in the bathroom. 693 00:51:35,801 --> 00:51:37,093 On my command. 694 00:51:37,177 --> 00:51:39,553 JOSH: Come on, you can hit it. GINA: Two more. Come on. 695 00:51:39,638 --> 00:51:41,263 JOSH: Come on. Come on. 696 00:51:44,851 --> 00:51:46,352 Fire! 697 00:51:48,021 --> 00:51:49,605 Incoming! 698 00:51:54,486 --> 00:51:55,778 CAPTAIN: Engineer, report! 699 00:51:55,862 --> 00:52:00,032 All sensors are down and the sun shields deployed upon impact. 700 00:52:00,117 --> 00:52:02,034 Sir, we're blacked out. 701 00:52:04,913 --> 00:52:06,163 (CAPTAIN SCREAMING) 702 00:52:08,875 --> 00:52:11,836 The sun is exploding in my face! 703 00:52:12,420 --> 00:52:15,714 DOCTOR: I still haven't got a pulse. Give me the paddles, stat. 704 00:52:15,799 --> 00:52:18,050 -Oh, God. Don't watch. -DOCTOR: Clear! 705 00:52:18,718 --> 00:52:19,760 (SCREAMING) 706 00:52:19,845 --> 00:52:21,804 Come on. Give me more juice. 707 00:52:21,888 --> 00:52:23,097 Clear! 708 00:52:25,225 --> 00:52:26,225 Whoa! 709 00:52:26,935 --> 00:52:28,644 Power has been restored. 710 00:52:28,728 --> 00:52:32,231 Oh, thank God! Oh, God, is he gonna be okay? 711 00:52:33,275 --> 00:52:35,609 We'll do an MRI just to be safe. 712 00:52:35,694 --> 00:52:37,528 He's okay. He's okay. 713 00:52:40,574 --> 00:52:42,783 WOMAN: How we doing? I have to warm it up first, 714 00:52:42,868 --> 00:52:45,494 but just to double-check, they took your keys, watch, coins? 715 00:52:45,579 --> 00:52:47,496 -Yes. -Good. 716 00:52:47,581 --> 00:52:51,667 'Cause people always forget the "M" in MRI stands for "magnetic." 717 00:52:53,753 --> 00:52:56,255 This'll just take a second. 718 00:52:58,425 --> 00:52:59,508 (MACHINE HUMMING) 719 00:53:04,431 --> 00:53:06,974 I guess I still have a few pennies. 720 00:53:08,643 --> 00:53:10,561 I'm so sorry to have ruined your birthday. 721 00:53:11,479 --> 00:53:13,147 Thanks for letting the cat out of the bag. 722 00:53:13,231 --> 00:53:15,065 (ALARMED) Cat? Where's the cat? 723 00:53:15,150 --> 00:53:16,192 You know, it's okay, 724 00:53:16,276 --> 00:53:19,486 because I'm not really one for celebrating anyway. 725 00:53:19,571 --> 00:53:22,323 Well, perhaps you will reconsider and let us take you out for dinner. 726 00:53:22,407 --> 00:53:23,824 Yeah. 727 00:53:23,909 --> 00:53:24,909 (CHUCKLING) 728 00:53:25,911 --> 00:53:29,371 Sir, with all due respect, have you lost your mind? 729 00:53:29,456 --> 00:53:33,209 They've helped us. The least we can do is try to help them. 730 00:53:34,044 --> 00:53:36,921 You have become a fool! 731 00:53:37,005 --> 00:53:40,591 Treating these lumbering giants as if they're our equals. 732 00:53:40,675 --> 00:53:43,636 You've made a mockery of our entire mission! 733 00:53:44,304 --> 00:53:47,097 You get out of my face. Now! 734 00:53:54,814 --> 00:53:56,523 Dave? 735 00:53:56,608 --> 00:53:58,234 Dave? Hello? 736 00:53:58,318 --> 00:54:00,903 -Right here. -Hey, where'd you go? 737 00:54:00,987 --> 00:54:02,613 I am here. 738 00:54:02,697 --> 00:54:06,575 I'm so curious sometimes, what's going on in that head of yours. 739 00:54:06,660 --> 00:54:08,953 I was just pondering which would be the best place to take you 740 00:54:09,037 --> 00:54:11,413 to commemorate your birthday. 741 00:54:11,498 --> 00:54:14,917 Josh, do you have any suggestions? Perhaps a nice Cuban place? 742 00:54:15,001 --> 00:54:17,044 I know a great salsa restaurant. 743 00:54:17,337 --> 00:54:18,462 (GINA CHUCKLES) 744 00:54:19,005 --> 00:54:22,007 GINA: All right, well, sí, amigos, let's go party. 745 00:54:22,801 --> 00:54:25,928 Everyone! We're going to go and party! 746 00:54:26,179 --> 00:54:27,179 (ALL CHEERING) 747 00:54:34,646 --> 00:54:36,438 (SALSA MUSIC PLAYING) 748 00:54:46,491 --> 00:54:48,742 Okay, three mojitos, one virgin. 749 00:54:48,827 --> 00:54:52,121 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 750 00:54:52,205 --> 00:54:54,331 -Thank you. -There you go. You enjoy. 751 00:54:54,416 --> 00:54:56,709 -Cheers. -Happy birthday, Mom. 752 00:54:56,793 --> 00:54:58,419 Thank you. 753 00:54:59,254 --> 00:55:02,256 Now, careful. These go straight to your head. 754 00:55:05,885 --> 00:55:07,052 (ALARM BLARING) 755 00:55:09,973 --> 00:55:10,973 (GASPS) 756 00:55:13,101 --> 00:55:14,226 (ALL SCREAMING) 757 00:55:19,232 --> 00:55:20,399 (MUFFLED SCREAMING) 758 00:55:23,570 --> 00:55:26,488 This is not acceptable! 759 00:55:27,240 --> 00:55:28,282 Whoo! 760 00:55:28,366 --> 00:55:30,075 Slow down, cowboy. 761 00:55:32,370 --> 00:55:33,370 (ENGINEER CACKLING) 762 00:55:33,747 --> 00:55:35,539 ENGINEER: This is the best! 763 00:55:35,623 --> 00:55:39,168 Cougar46 just added me as a friend. 764 00:55:39,252 --> 00:55:40,753 -ENGINEER CREWMAN 1: Yeah! -ENGINEER CREWMAN 2: Yeah! 765 00:55:42,297 --> 00:55:45,507 He walked out about an hour ago with a nice-looking lady and a kid. 766 00:55:45,592 --> 00:55:49,762 -Oh, really? Nice-looking? She pretty hot? -Please! Please. 767 00:55:49,846 --> 00:55:52,139 -You sure it's him? -Absolutely. 768 00:55:52,223 --> 00:55:54,475 Said they were going to a Cuban salsa place. 769 00:56:08,990 --> 00:56:10,240 You gotta try this. 770 00:56:10,325 --> 00:56:14,286 It's like space travel, only in your head. 771 00:56:18,875 --> 00:56:20,250 (CHUCKLING UNCERTAINLY) 772 00:56:21,252 --> 00:56:27,341 I've been having strange feelings since we've arrived on this planet. 773 00:56:28,718 --> 00:56:31,887 -It seems you are, too? -Absolutely not. 774 00:56:31,971 --> 00:56:36,058 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm recalibrating our weapon systems. 775 00:56:36,142 --> 00:56:37,309 Just a second. 776 00:56:37,394 --> 00:56:38,477 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 777 00:56:38,812 --> 00:56:41,313 (SONG FOR THE LONELY BY CHER PLAYING) 778 00:56:42,774 --> 00:56:46,527 Exactly what weapon are you recalibrating? 779 00:56:46,861 --> 00:56:48,654 Okay, let's talk. 780 00:56:49,864 --> 00:56:51,657 I'm feeling a little busted. 781 00:56:57,163 --> 00:56:58,956 You know, pretty soon you're gonna be too old 782 00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:00,249 to dance with your mom. 783 00:57:00,333 --> 00:57:03,085 Excuse me while I run to the restroom. 784 00:57:03,711 --> 00:57:05,170 Josh. 785 00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:07,297 I will be going home soon. 786 00:57:12,178 --> 00:57:14,513 What is the matter with you? 787 00:57:14,597 --> 00:57:18,976 When you're gone, everything's just gonna go back to the way it was. 788 00:57:19,060 --> 00:57:21,103 I'm not like other kids. 789 00:57:21,187 --> 00:57:23,480 I can't even fight for myself. 790 00:57:24,107 --> 00:57:26,275 My dad was a hero. 791 00:57:26,359 --> 00:57:28,026 But me? 792 00:57:28,111 --> 00:57:31,363 I'm just different. 793 00:57:34,033 --> 00:57:37,119 Josh, listen to me. 794 00:57:37,203 --> 00:57:41,331 We would never have been able to find the orb without you. 795 00:57:41,416 --> 00:57:44,626 Not everyone would have helped us, but you did. 796 00:57:44,711 --> 00:57:47,171 Because you are different. 797 00:57:48,131 --> 00:57:51,008 I am very lucky to have a friend like you. 798 00:57:51,551 --> 00:57:54,761 -You're just saying that. -No, I am not. 799 00:57:54,846 --> 00:57:58,640 You have helped us greatly. We are all in great debt to you. 800 00:57:59,642 --> 00:58:01,101 I did? 801 00:58:01,519 --> 00:58:04,521 Yes. We are saved, Josh. 802 00:58:08,943 --> 00:58:12,154 (RAP MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 803 00:58:17,243 --> 00:58:20,370 She thinks she's so hot. She's not hot. Have you seen her butt? 804 00:58:20,455 --> 00:58:24,958 -It's like the size of our moon. -You are so bad. 805 00:58:25,043 --> 00:58:27,920 Bad and gorgeous! 806 00:58:30,673 --> 00:58:31,715 Shh. 807 00:58:33,009 --> 00:58:35,719 Okay, another one. I took the liberty. 808 00:58:35,803 --> 00:58:36,845 (LATIN POP MUSIC PLAYING) 809 00:58:36,930 --> 00:58:38,722 I love this song. 810 00:58:43,394 --> 00:58:46,271 (SEDUCTIVELY) Need anything, Captain? 811 00:58:46,356 --> 00:58:49,525 Yes, I may need some music references for... 812 00:58:52,028 --> 00:58:53,028 Mmm-hmm. 813 00:58:53,863 --> 00:58:56,240 Dave, will you do me the honor? 814 00:58:56,324 --> 00:58:57,783 Come on! 815 00:58:58,034 --> 00:58:59,493 lt'll be fun. 816 00:58:59,702 --> 00:59:02,871 Yes, yes, I would, I'd love to dance with you. 817 00:59:02,956 --> 00:59:04,957 GlNA: You're gonna love it! 818 00:59:07,293 --> 00:59:11,171 Here, it's really easy. Just let the music take you. 819 00:59:11,256 --> 00:59:14,216 All hands, stay alert, and obey my commands to the letter. 820 00:59:14,300 --> 00:59:17,094 -Captain, might I have a word? -Make it brief. 821 00:59:17,178 --> 00:59:20,305 There are emotional dangers on this planet we did not foresee. 822 00:59:20,390 --> 00:59:22,558 We are on the brink of anarchy. 823 00:59:22,642 --> 00:59:24,643 Not now. I'm trying to let the music take me! 824 00:59:24,727 --> 00:59:27,020 All right, crew, everyone, let's get it together, now! 825 00:59:27,188 --> 00:59:28,605 All together! 826 00:59:28,690 --> 00:59:30,399 Precision! 827 00:59:30,483 --> 00:59:33,318 Right foot! Left foot! 828 00:59:38,533 --> 00:59:39,575 (LAUGHING) 829 00:59:39,659 --> 00:59:42,035 Okay. Here, just follow my lead. 830 00:59:45,373 --> 00:59:48,166 We should be fulfilling our mission, trying to save our planet, 831 00:59:48,251 --> 00:59:54,256 not leaping around like some sort of idiot, attempting to woo a gigantic strumpet! 832 00:59:54,340 --> 00:59:57,342 This captain has become a joke. 833 00:59:58,344 --> 01:00:01,930 This is over the line, sir. The Captain still deserves our respect. 834 01:00:02,015 --> 01:00:04,933 CAPTAlN: Shake my hips like this! More hips! Hips! 835 01:00:05,018 --> 01:00:08,437 Yes, that's it! More hips! Look, I'm dancing! 836 01:00:08,521 --> 01:00:10,230 All right, I'm in. 837 01:00:12,692 --> 01:00:14,276 The dancing stops now. 838 01:00:15,987 --> 01:00:17,988 Here, here. Hand here. 839 01:00:18,364 --> 01:00:19,489 Okay? 840 01:00:19,574 --> 01:00:21,408 I need more wiggle in the posterior region! 841 01:00:21,492 --> 01:00:22,784 (CLEARS THROAT) 842 01:00:22,869 --> 01:00:25,454 Captain, if I may? 843 01:00:25,538 --> 01:00:27,039 You think that you can do better? 844 01:00:27,123 --> 01:00:30,334 Nothing personal, sir, but that won't be hard. 845 01:00:30,501 --> 01:00:31,960 Take charge. 846 01:00:33,921 --> 01:00:36,131 Okay, boys and girls, everybody listen up! 847 01:00:36,215 --> 01:00:37,174 You're gonna give me a basic, 848 01:00:37,258 --> 01:00:39,509 stepping forward with the left and back with the right. 849 01:00:39,594 --> 01:00:41,595 Don't bounce, and do not over think it. 850 01:00:47,477 --> 01:00:48,477 (TRILLING) 851 01:00:51,481 --> 01:00:53,940 We're gonna put your accoutrements right up against her. 852 01:00:54,067 --> 01:00:55,400 Drop down. 853 01:00:55,735 --> 01:00:56,943 (SQUEALS IN DELIGHT) 854 01:01:00,365 --> 01:01:02,324 This is salsa, people. Let's make it spicy! 855 01:01:03,117 --> 01:01:04,451 (WHOOPING HYSTERICALLY) 856 01:01:05,411 --> 01:01:06,787 Follow me! 857 01:01:12,043 --> 01:01:13,043 Whoa! 858 01:01:23,930 --> 01:01:26,264 I knew you were holding out on me. 859 01:01:27,266 --> 01:01:28,809 Come on, come on, girl. 860 01:01:28,893 --> 01:01:32,229 I'm about to show you how to do the forbidden dance. 861 01:01:33,439 --> 01:01:35,023 It's my birthday! 862 01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:38,026 And dip her, like a cookie in milk. 863 01:01:38,111 --> 01:01:39,945 I feel good. I feel loose. 864 01:01:40,029 --> 01:01:43,448 NUMBER SEVENTEEN: (SINGING) I feel good. I feel loose. I feel good. 865 01:01:45,535 --> 01:01:46,618 NUMBER SEVENTEEN: My leg! 866 01:01:49,288 --> 01:01:50,288 (SQUEALS) 867 01:01:59,048 --> 01:02:00,716 COP: Freeze! 868 01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:03,802 -Everybody, stay calm. -Hands up. Hands up! 869 01:02:05,596 --> 01:02:07,347 Should we power up blasters? 870 01:02:07,432 --> 01:02:09,099 No. 871 01:02:09,934 --> 01:02:11,893 Too many innocent civilians. 872 01:02:12,311 --> 01:02:14,187 COP: Easy, folks, easy. 873 01:02:14,272 --> 01:02:17,232 -COP 2: Step back, please. -Dave? 874 01:02:17,316 --> 01:02:19,484 Hey, welcome to Earth. 875 01:02:39,672 --> 01:02:41,047 Greetings. 876 01:02:45,928 --> 01:02:52,768 We don't want to hurt you. 877 01:02:54,187 --> 01:02:55,812 We're you're friends. 878 01:02:55,897 --> 01:02:59,608 All we want to know is why you've come down to our planet. 879 01:02:59,692 --> 01:03:01,193 Oh, for God sake. 880 01:03:02,195 --> 01:03:04,946 Stay calm. They can't prove anything. 881 01:03:05,782 --> 01:03:09,743 What is your purpose here? 882 01:03:09,827 --> 01:03:11,787 -The mystery is what your purpose here is. -Okay, you know what? 883 01:03:11,871 --> 01:03:14,331 I'm trying to do a thing, and you're not helping me out, so please stop. 884 01:03:16,626 --> 01:03:18,084 Greetings! 885 01:03:19,128 --> 01:03:20,712 No. 2, what are you doing? 886 01:03:20,797 --> 01:03:23,465 -You can't do this, Two. -Excuse me? 887 01:03:23,549 --> 01:03:27,093 We're playing by my rules now, Ex-Captain! 888 01:03:27,178 --> 01:03:28,637 Seize him! 889 01:03:31,891 --> 01:03:36,645 -You cannot do this, No. 2! -Can, and will. 890 01:03:36,729 --> 01:03:40,315 -You brought this on yourself. -What are we supposed to do? 891 01:03:40,399 --> 01:03:43,193 You do what you took an oath to do and protect me, your captain, Four. 892 01:03:43,277 --> 01:03:45,654 Stay back, Four. I don't want to see anyone get hurt. 893 01:03:45,738 --> 01:03:48,865 You'll never get away with this, Two. The rest of the crew will not support you! 894 01:03:48,950 --> 01:03:52,244 Oh, yes, they will. Because they have a mission to complete. 895 01:03:52,954 --> 01:03:54,704 Three, you're supporting this? 896 01:03:54,789 --> 01:03:56,456 Yes, I see no other way. 897 01:03:56,541 --> 01:03:58,708 That's because there is no other way. 898 01:03:58,793 --> 01:03:59,835 (FEEDBACK SCREECHING) 899 01:03:59,919 --> 01:04:02,003 Whoa, who left the speaker on? 900 01:04:02,088 --> 01:04:03,588 Shut that off! 901 01:04:08,427 --> 01:04:12,264 Officer Dooley, can I speak to you outside? Just for a minute. 902 01:04:16,143 --> 01:04:19,354 You will regret this. Something has been awakened in all of us. 903 01:04:19,438 --> 01:04:21,481 Something you will never be able to stop. 904 01:04:21,566 --> 01:04:25,610 Looks like I just did. Confine him to his quarters! 905 01:04:27,572 --> 01:04:30,532 Attention, crew! As of this moment, 906 01:04:30,616 --> 01:04:34,536 un-Nilian behavior will no longer be permitted. 907 01:04:34,620 --> 01:04:36,413 In fact, it will be punished. 908 01:04:36,497 --> 01:04:37,914 Severely. 909 01:04:37,999 --> 01:04:41,126 A new era has begun, with me as your leader. 910 01:04:41,210 --> 01:04:43,545 You know, we just met him a couple days ago, 911 01:04:43,629 --> 01:04:45,463 -like I've said five times. -Hey. 912 01:04:45,548 --> 01:04:47,007 -Hey! -You guys all right? 913 01:04:47,091 --> 01:04:49,759 Yes. It's been a long night. 914 01:04:49,844 --> 01:04:51,052 -What do they want with him? -I don't know. 915 01:04:51,137 --> 01:04:53,388 He didn't do anything wrong! 916 01:04:55,474 --> 01:04:57,601 Stand and engage blasters! 917 01:04:58,686 --> 01:04:59,978 Sir? 918 01:05:01,105 --> 01:05:02,814 I gave you an order. 919 01:05:03,316 --> 01:05:04,566 Yes, sir. 920 01:05:05,276 --> 01:05:07,819 -Did you not just hear those voices? -Yes, I heard the voices. 921 01:05:07,904 --> 01:05:11,573 Wow, we got a nutjob living in New York City. What are the odds? 922 01:05:11,657 --> 01:05:13,199 So what are you saying? We should just let him go? 923 01:05:13,284 --> 01:05:15,452 Yes, I think we should let him go! That's exactly what I'm saying! 924 01:05:15,536 --> 01:05:19,497 That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in my entire life! 925 01:05:20,166 --> 01:05:21,291 Hey! 926 01:05:24,587 --> 01:05:26,504 Activate heat shields. 927 01:05:30,092 --> 01:05:32,469 -Freeze! -MALE DETECTIVE: Look out! 928 01:05:34,555 --> 01:05:38,224 This guy's crazy! Somebody about to get killed! 929 01:05:38,309 --> 01:05:40,936 I'm out! Son of a... 930 01:05:41,687 --> 01:05:42,687 (SCREAMING) 931 01:05:46,525 --> 01:05:47,943 MAN: Take cover! 932 01:05:53,407 --> 01:05:54,574 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 933 01:05:58,454 --> 01:06:00,622 You, woman and child, 934 01:06:00,706 --> 01:06:04,334 you have wasted enough time with your pathetic emotional distractions. 935 01:06:04,418 --> 01:06:05,835 Dave? 936 01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:09,965 Your undisciplined human frailty causes nothing but chaos! 937 01:06:10,049 --> 01:06:12,300 And one other thing, your so-called artwork 938 01:06:12,385 --> 01:06:14,886 is both pretentious and sophomoric. 939 01:06:19,225 --> 01:06:20,433 (STIFLES MAD GIGGLE) 940 01:06:20,977 --> 01:06:22,978 I could do this all day. 941 01:06:33,698 --> 01:06:34,906 Freeze! 942 01:06:42,289 --> 01:06:43,289 Whoa! 943 01:06:45,584 --> 01:06:49,045 Three, find me the fastest route to the landing site. 944 01:06:49,130 --> 01:06:50,630 Three, I... 945 01:06:52,925 --> 01:06:54,426 Guards! 946 01:06:56,137 --> 01:06:59,806 No. 12! Have you been working out? 947 01:07:00,808 --> 01:07:02,559 You can tell? 948 01:07:02,643 --> 01:07:03,852 No. 949 01:07:05,938 --> 01:07:06,938 CAPTAIN: Oh. 950 01:07:07,023 --> 01:07:08,606 Yes. 951 01:07:08,691 --> 01:07:10,984 -Thank you, Three. -I didn't do this to help you. 952 01:07:11,068 --> 01:07:12,944 I did this to stop that lunatic! 953 01:07:13,029 --> 01:07:14,446 What have I done to hurt you so? 954 01:07:14,530 --> 01:07:18,283 (GASPS) You really can't be that oblivious! 955 01:07:18,367 --> 01:07:20,744 Listen to me. Whatever I have done to hurt you, I apologize, 956 01:07:20,828 --> 01:07:22,245 but right now we have to get to the engine room 957 01:07:22,329 --> 01:07:25,623 -and shut down the ship! -Fine! Let's just go. 958 01:07:26,459 --> 01:07:28,376 What in Nil is your problem? 959 01:07:28,461 --> 01:07:29,586 Are you all right, Josh? 960 01:07:29,670 --> 01:07:31,963 Mom, I'm fine, but something's wrong. That can't be Dave! 961 01:07:33,299 --> 01:07:36,634 You have to trust me. We need to go after him. 962 01:07:36,719 --> 01:07:38,303 No, Josh, we're not doing that. 963 01:07:38,387 --> 01:07:40,472 -I know you want to protect me. -Of course. 964 01:07:40,556 --> 01:07:44,726 But Dave is my friend, and I need to protect him right now. 965 01:07:44,810 --> 01:07:46,770 -Josh. -If we don't help him, 966 01:07:46,854 --> 01:07:50,315 something terrible's gonna happen. I know it! 967 01:07:50,983 --> 01:07:53,735 I was just making conversation to ease the apparent tension between us. 968 01:07:53,819 --> 01:07:57,072 -Don't. You're making it worse. -You know what... 969 01:08:05,664 --> 01:08:08,917 No. 3, didn't take you long to betray me. 970 01:08:09,001 --> 01:08:10,752 This is not the answer, Two! 971 01:08:10,836 --> 01:08:14,672 You weren't Nilian enough to do your duty, 972 01:08:14,757 --> 01:08:17,759 -so you left me no choice. -Listen to reason. 973 01:08:17,843 --> 01:08:20,345 We thought that Earth was not worth preserving. We were wrong. 974 01:08:20,429 --> 01:08:21,930 There's much we've learned from this place. 975 01:08:22,014 --> 01:08:26,267 -We must not hurt these people! -Yes, we must! 976 01:08:27,394 --> 01:08:33,441 And since you two seem to love these gargantuan beasts so much, 977 01:08:33,526 --> 01:08:35,693 have fun living among them. 978 01:08:37,696 --> 01:08:38,696 (SNIFFLING) 979 01:08:39,198 --> 01:08:41,699 I have a little tickle in my nose. 980 01:08:45,621 --> 01:08:46,746 (BOTH SCREAMING) 981 01:08:47,331 --> 01:08:48,456 (BOTH GRUNT) 982 01:09:02,721 --> 01:09:04,848 -Follow me! -No, follow me! 983 01:09:08,185 --> 01:09:10,353 Three, I'm so sorry that you're out here with me. 984 01:09:10,437 --> 01:09:12,147 Not half as sorry as I am! 985 01:09:12,231 --> 01:09:15,775 Please, we'll have the entire journey back home to argue. 986 01:09:16,485 --> 01:09:20,238 -This may not be the best spot, sir. -And why not? 987 01:09:20,948 --> 01:09:21,948 (DOG PANTING) 988 01:09:22,241 --> 01:09:23,283 (SNIFFING) 989 01:09:23,367 --> 01:09:25,034 Mother of Nil! 990 01:09:30,708 --> 01:09:32,083 (BOTH SCREAMING) 991 01:09:38,007 --> 01:09:39,257 Three! 992 01:09:43,345 --> 01:09:46,431 -I'm coming, Three. Don't move. -Great advice, Captain. 993 01:09:46,515 --> 01:09:48,433 Because I can't! 994 01:09:55,649 --> 01:09:57,775 -Are you all right, Three? -Please! You have no concern for me. 995 01:09:57,860 --> 01:10:00,153 All you care about is Gina, your big, fat girlfriend! 996 01:10:00,237 --> 01:10:01,196 You think that she's fat? 997 01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:03,072 If she wears a size infinity, 998 01:10:04,867 --> 01:10:06,701 then she's fat! 999 01:10:09,997 --> 01:10:13,416 (GROANS) It takes me almost getting run over for you to even notice me! 1000 01:10:13,500 --> 01:10:15,960 I'm practically invisible to you! 1001 01:10:17,630 --> 01:10:20,506 Invisible? Quite the opposite. When I look at you, what I see is... 1002 01:10:20,591 --> 01:10:21,883 The ship! 1003 01:10:26,931 --> 01:10:29,057 I love New York. Let's go! 1004 01:10:35,064 --> 01:10:36,981 Trust me, Three. Jump! 1005 01:10:44,490 --> 01:10:45,990 It's working! 1006 01:10:54,166 --> 01:10:56,334 You see? Just as I planned! 1007 01:10:57,336 --> 01:10:58,503 (BOTH SCREAMING) 1008 01:11:08,847 --> 01:11:10,974 Look, if we let go at precisely the right moment, 1009 01:11:11,058 --> 01:11:12,558 we'll be propelled to the ship. 1010 01:11:13,435 --> 01:11:14,727 On three. 1011 01:11:15,521 --> 01:11:21,192 One, two, three! 1012 01:11:27,533 --> 01:11:28,783 Three. 1013 01:11:30,160 --> 01:11:33,788 I asked for you to be assigned to this mission 1014 01:11:33,872 --> 01:11:38,334 because you are kind, intelligent and beautiful, 1015 01:11:38,419 --> 01:11:41,546 more so than anyone I've ever known in my life. 1016 01:11:42,131 --> 01:11:43,881 And without you, 1017 01:11:45,551 --> 01:11:47,343 I would be nothing. 1018 01:11:49,513 --> 01:11:52,598 Why have you never spoken to me of this before? 1019 01:11:53,350 --> 01:11:56,060 Because I was too Nilian to express it. 1020 01:11:57,062 --> 01:12:00,565 I should have lassoed the moon for you long ago. 1021 01:12:13,620 --> 01:12:14,620 (RUMBLING) 1022 01:12:15,914 --> 01:12:18,499 But now let's turn the ship around. 1023 01:12:26,550 --> 01:12:28,634 We'll never get there at this rate. 1024 01:12:29,011 --> 01:12:30,178 Give me full power to the legs! 1025 01:12:30,262 --> 01:12:34,432 I told you. Our power is nearly depleted. 1026 01:12:38,270 --> 01:12:40,897 Crew, prepare to hail a cab! 1027 01:12:43,442 --> 01:12:44,484 (WHISTLES) Taxi! 1028 01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:53,409 What? An alien cannot get a cab in this town? 1029 01:12:59,416 --> 01:13:02,794 Hey, buddy! This is my cab! What are you doing? 1030 01:13:03,796 --> 01:13:07,465 Liberty Island Ferry. Make haste or die. 1031 01:13:08,050 --> 01:13:09,133 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1032 01:13:09,510 --> 01:13:13,346 Yes, every available cop in the city, and the Feds. 1033 01:13:13,430 --> 01:13:17,809 I knew it. I knew it, I knew it! I knew we were not alone in this universe. 1034 01:13:17,893 --> 01:13:20,937 -Look, I'm not convinced he's an alien. -Oh, you're not? 1035 01:13:21,021 --> 01:13:22,313 (IMITATING LASER WEAPON FIRING) 1036 01:13:22,648 --> 01:13:26,234 -So what? -So what? So, who you calling? 1037 01:13:26,318 --> 01:13:27,985 -Homeland Security. -Don't do that. 1038 01:13:28,070 --> 01:13:30,279 They're gonna overreact! We don't even know why he's visiting yet. 1039 01:13:30,364 --> 01:13:33,032 Well, it's obviously not a peace mission! 1040 01:13:33,117 --> 01:13:35,576 NUMBER SEVENTEEN: Get those big slobbery lips away from me! 1041 01:13:35,661 --> 01:13:37,662 And while you suckers are sitting here talking, 1042 01:13:37,746 --> 01:13:39,664 he about to go suck your planet dry! 1043 01:13:39,748 --> 01:13:42,083 KNOX: I need somebody from Homeland Security, please. 1044 01:13:42,167 --> 01:13:44,001 I don't have the extension. 1045 01:13:44,086 --> 01:13:45,503 -Are you with Dave? -No. 1046 01:13:45,587 --> 01:13:48,256 No, no. I come free with a venti latte. 1047 01:13:48,340 --> 01:13:49,966 Of course I'm with Dave, stupid! 1048 01:13:50,050 --> 01:13:53,010 -I need... Hey, you got a comment? -No. 1049 01:13:54,596 --> 01:13:57,765 I need the extension from you guys because I don't have it. 1050 01:13:58,475 --> 01:14:00,017 (WHISPERING) Do you know where he went? 1051 01:14:00,102 --> 01:14:01,269 Yes, I do. 1052 01:14:01,353 --> 01:14:03,271 I need a ride, though. 1053 01:14:04,106 --> 01:14:06,566 -Okay. -Well, what you waiting for? 1054 01:14:06,984 --> 01:14:08,151 Okay. 1055 01:14:09,278 --> 01:14:10,945 Wait, wait, wait. 1056 01:14:12,322 --> 01:14:13,948 Don't be shaking me. 1057 01:14:14,032 --> 01:14:15,867 (WHISPERING) Sorry. I apologize. 1058 01:14:15,951 --> 01:14:18,619 Don't be blowing on me! I don't know you that well! 1059 01:14:18,704 --> 01:14:21,497 Slow down. Slow. Wait. Wait, wait. Wait, I said slow down now! 1060 01:14:21,582 --> 01:14:23,040 Wait, it's dark in here. I'm in. 1061 01:14:23,125 --> 01:14:26,586 Please, hurry. Dooley, where you going? 1062 01:14:26,670 --> 01:14:28,379 Hey, Sarge, you got a little schmutz right here. 1063 01:14:28,464 --> 01:14:29,755 Shut up! 1064 01:14:33,093 --> 01:14:37,138 -How many tickets you got? -I've never been caught speeding. 1065 01:14:37,222 --> 01:14:38,890 In New York. 1066 01:14:38,974 --> 01:14:40,391 This year. 1067 01:14:46,982 --> 01:14:48,900 Long live Nil. 1068 01:14:49,067 --> 01:14:53,196 Sorry, Earth. Sometimes No. 2 happens! 1069 01:14:55,073 --> 01:14:56,866 Captain! Thank goodness you're back. 1070 01:14:56,950 --> 01:14:58,534 No. 2's become a raging lunatic. 1071 01:14:58,619 --> 01:15:02,205 Not to worry, kind friend. I'm back, and I'm taking over. 1072 01:15:05,334 --> 01:15:06,792 COMPUTER: Welcome, Captain. 1073 01:15:20,766 --> 01:15:21,849 Right Arm! 1074 01:15:21,934 --> 01:15:23,142 What the devil is this? 1075 01:15:23,227 --> 01:15:25,478 RlGHT ARM: Someone's overriding the system! 1076 01:15:25,562 --> 01:15:28,439 Only the Captain has the code to... 1077 01:15:29,775 --> 01:15:31,234 The Captain! 1078 01:15:56,635 --> 01:15:58,469 You are in my chair! 1079 01:16:01,223 --> 01:16:02,473 Guards! 1080 01:16:02,558 --> 01:16:05,685 -Put down your weapons. -Seize him! 1081 01:16:05,769 --> 01:16:10,398 Guards, I said seize him! You've seen what a fool he's been! 1082 01:16:10,482 --> 01:16:16,279 We all know I am the only one qualified to get us home. 1083 01:16:18,574 --> 01:16:21,576 Is this what you want? This chaos? 1084 01:16:25,330 --> 01:16:27,290 We choose our Captain. 1085 01:16:29,209 --> 01:16:31,586 This planet rocks. Deal with it. 1086 01:16:36,550 --> 01:16:38,384 Get out of my chair. 1087 01:16:43,849 --> 01:16:45,349 Captain, the orb is in the water. 1088 01:16:45,434 --> 01:16:49,020 The siphoning process is getting stronger by the minute. 1089 01:16:54,484 --> 01:16:56,277 Right Arm, summon the orb. 1090 01:16:56,361 --> 01:17:00,489 Captain, the fight drained our power below 1%. 1091 01:17:00,574 --> 01:17:05,286 I can re-route booster energy, but there won't be enough for take-off. 1092 01:17:05,370 --> 01:17:06,412 (NUMBER TWO SNICKERING) 1093 01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:11,208 Well, Captain, it seems you have a choice. 1094 01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:15,254 Save this planet or save yourself. 1095 01:17:16,757 --> 01:17:18,633 I choose this planet. 1096 01:17:20,177 --> 01:17:22,303 And what of your beloved crew? 1097 01:17:22,387 --> 01:17:25,640 Are you willing to condemn them to the same fate? 1098 01:17:25,724 --> 01:17:29,226 Stranded here in a world of behemoths? 1099 01:17:30,562 --> 01:17:33,481 I believe it is the right thing to do, 1100 01:17:33,565 --> 01:17:36,734 but I cannot make this decision for all of you. 1101 01:17:38,528 --> 01:17:40,738 I say we save Earth. 1102 01:17:40,822 --> 01:17:42,323 And its moon. 1103 01:17:44,493 --> 01:17:47,244 My life began on this planet. 1104 01:17:47,329 --> 01:17:49,497 I no longer feel like No. 3. 1105 01:17:51,750 --> 01:17:55,670 I am Dave Ming Chang. 1106 01:17:55,754 --> 01:17:59,340 I have 443 new friends on MySpace 1107 01:17:59,424 --> 01:18:03,803 and a JDate next week with a woman named Sheila Moskowitz. 1108 01:18:03,887 --> 01:18:10,685 I am Dave Ming Chang. 1109 01:18:10,769 --> 01:18:18,609 -I am Dave Ming Chang. -I am Dave Ming Chang. 1110 01:18:18,694 --> 01:18:22,947 I am Johnny Dazzles, and I am fabulous! 1111 01:18:24,616 --> 01:18:28,035 What? Not everybody has to be Dave Ming Chang. 1112 01:18:28,995 --> 01:18:30,037 (NUMBER TWO EXCLAIMS) 1113 01:18:30,122 --> 01:18:32,581 You've all gone completely mad! 1114 01:18:32,666 --> 01:18:35,251 Take him and put him 1115 01:18:35,335 --> 01:18:36,961 in my butt. 1116 01:18:43,635 --> 01:18:46,929 Engineer, divert all remaining power to Right Arm. 1117 01:19:37,022 --> 01:19:39,523 -Way to go, Right Arm! -Yes! 1118 01:19:42,694 --> 01:19:43,903 (POWER FAILING) 1119 01:19:47,240 --> 01:19:48,783 Dave! Are you okay? 1120 01:19:48,867 --> 01:19:52,953 Dave! What is happening? How can we help you? 1121 01:19:53,038 --> 01:19:55,873 Thank you, but it is too late. 1122 01:19:55,957 --> 01:19:57,833 We are out of power. 1123 01:19:57,918 --> 01:20:01,629 We'll never get back now. It is over. 1124 01:20:01,713 --> 01:20:05,549 Hands behind your head! Understand? Step away from that thing! 1125 01:20:05,634 --> 01:20:07,927 -No! -Hey! Let us handle this, folks, okay? 1126 01:20:08,011 --> 01:20:09,970 You don't need your guns, all right? Don't hurt him! 1127 01:20:10,055 --> 01:20:11,597 We're not gonna hurt anybody. 1128 01:20:11,681 --> 01:20:13,641 -We're just gonna talk. -Dooley, enough! 1129 01:20:13,725 --> 01:20:16,477 You've seen what that thing can do. Hands behind your head! 1130 01:20:16,561 --> 01:20:19,313 Captain, with no shield and no power, 1131 01:20:19,397 --> 01:20:22,691 the projectile from his weapon will breach the hull. 1132 01:20:22,776 --> 01:20:24,443 We'll take casualties. 1133 01:20:24,528 --> 01:20:26,111 He can't move! He doesn't have any power left! 1134 01:20:26,196 --> 01:20:28,614 -KNOX: Hands behind your head! -He can't move! 1135 01:20:28,698 --> 01:20:29,782 -Josh! -KNOX: Kid! 1136 01:20:29,866 --> 01:20:31,242 GINA: Josh! 1137 01:20:40,752 --> 01:20:43,170 We have power. We have been saved. 1138 01:20:43,255 --> 01:20:44,922 All hail Josh the hero! 1139 01:20:50,595 --> 01:20:52,680 Stay right where you are! 1140 01:20:56,393 --> 01:21:00,271 Yeah, if you're trying to freak me out, it's not gonna work. 1141 01:21:01,648 --> 01:21:02,773 -Oh! -Oh! 1142 01:21:02,858 --> 01:21:05,860 All right, that's gonna freak me out a little. Do you see that? 1143 01:21:05,944 --> 01:21:08,195 -I do. -Is that a guy? 1144 01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:09,822 -Looks like it. -Like a really little guy? 1145 01:21:09,906 --> 01:21:11,740 -Like a really little guy. -On his tongue? 1146 01:21:11,825 --> 01:21:13,909 DOOLEY: What'd I just say? 1147 01:21:13,994 --> 01:21:16,328 -Hello. -You, you see that, right? 1148 01:21:16,413 --> 01:21:19,206 -There's a little guy in there? -He's talking. 1149 01:21:19,291 --> 01:21:21,750 -Yeah. -Dave. 1150 01:21:22,794 --> 01:21:25,421 I apologize to all of you. 1151 01:21:25,505 --> 01:21:29,133 It was my second-in-command who took control of my ship by force, 1152 01:21:29,217 --> 01:21:32,052 and it was he, not I, who performed these unspeakable acts of cruelty. 1153 01:21:32,137 --> 01:21:33,762 Will you put that thing down? Would you please? 1154 01:21:33,847 --> 01:21:38,058 I mean, the guy's an inch tall. You look like a wuss. Right? 1155 01:21:38,143 --> 01:21:42,229 Josh, my friend. You helped save two worlds today. 1156 01:21:43,189 --> 01:21:47,067 And you taught me the true meaning of friendship and courage. 1157 01:21:47,903 --> 01:21:50,738 Your father would have been proud of his young captain. 1158 01:21:50,822 --> 01:21:53,949 Promise me you'll always take pride in being different. 1159 01:21:54,534 --> 01:21:56,827 -I promise. -High-five. 1160 01:21:59,039 --> 01:22:01,665 Perhaps that's not such a great idea. 1161 01:22:06,087 --> 01:22:09,131 -Gina. -Yeah. Yeah, hi. 1162 01:22:09,215 --> 01:22:11,467 You're, you're really tiny. 1163 01:22:11,551 --> 01:22:13,010 And I should have known you were an alien, 1164 01:22:13,094 --> 01:22:15,095 because no straight man is that good a dancer. 1165 01:22:15,180 --> 01:22:20,017 I think I'm finally able to understand how your painting makes me feel. 1166 01:22:22,687 --> 01:22:24,146 I feel love. 1167 01:22:28,526 --> 01:22:31,445 Okay, I guess she's not that fat. 1168 01:22:31,529 --> 01:22:32,905 (MURMURING) Told you. 1169 01:22:34,824 --> 01:22:37,701 Hey! Hey, man! Hey, don't forget about me! 1170 01:22:38,453 --> 01:22:41,080 Yeah! I'm not trying to stay in here! 1171 01:22:42,415 --> 01:22:43,791 You squeezing my brain! 1172 01:22:43,875 --> 01:22:47,211 -You're gonna make it pop! Stop! -I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1173 01:22:47,295 --> 01:22:49,380 Hey, slow down. I don't want you messing up my sexy. 1174 01:22:49,464 --> 01:22:52,883 NUMBER SEVENTEEN: Okay. Easy. Almost, almost, almost, almost. 1175 01:22:53,551 --> 01:22:54,593 Okay. 1176 01:22:58,765 --> 01:23:02,726 Hey! Yeah. Yeah, that, that look good. 1177 01:23:05,397 --> 01:23:07,398 Time for us to go home. 1178 01:23:08,817 --> 01:23:11,527 -I'll miss you, Dave. -And I you. 1179 01:23:12,320 --> 01:23:15,823 Remember, I'll never be that far away, 1180 01:23:17,659 --> 01:23:19,076 good friend. 1181 01:23:29,838 --> 01:23:31,755 A little room, please. 1182 01:23:36,261 --> 01:23:37,261 Whoa! 1183 01:23:51,985 --> 01:23:53,360 What? No! 1184 01:24:00,201 --> 01:24:01,493 Dave! 1185 01:24:04,748 --> 01:24:05,831 (ALARM BLARING) 1186 01:24:09,127 --> 01:24:10,878 -FED: FBI! -DETECTIVE: Out of the way! 1187 01:24:10,962 --> 01:24:12,546 Move, move, move! 1188 01:24:12,630 --> 01:24:14,840 -No! -Hey, what is going on? 1189 01:24:30,065 --> 01:24:31,565 Mom, look! 1190 01:24:37,280 --> 01:24:38,781 He's okay. 1191 01:24:55,465 --> 01:24:57,216 I didn't think we'd make it out of there. 1192 01:24:57,300 --> 01:25:00,177 Good thing you have such big feet, Captain. 1193 01:25:01,262 --> 01:25:03,764 We'll have much to explain when we return home. 1194 01:25:03,848 --> 01:25:06,391 We'll find another way to save Nil. 1195 01:25:06,476 --> 01:25:08,477 There are plenty of worlds out there for us to explore. 1196 01:25:08,561 --> 01:25:10,229 Yes, No. 3. 1197 01:25:10,313 --> 01:25:11,563 But what we learned on Earth 1198 01:25:11,648 --> 01:25:14,608 is more valuable than all the salt in the galaxy. 1199 01:25:14,692 --> 01:25:19,071 And when we do return, it looks like I'll be needing a new No. 2. 1200 01:25:19,155 --> 01:25:22,032 I think you'll be needing more than that. 1201 01:25:24,160 --> 01:25:25,160 (ALL CHEERING) 1202 01:25:26,121 --> 01:25:28,705 Get it, Captain! Get in there, Captain! 1203 01:25:50,061 --> 01:25:51,603 Cue the new anthem. 1204 01:25:51,688 --> 01:25:53,856 (SHlNlNG STAR PLAYING) 1205 01:26:05,743 --> 01:26:08,245 (SINGING) When you wish upon a star 1206 01:26:10,415 --> 01:26:13,709 Your dreams will take you very far, yeah 1207 01:26:15,044 --> 01:26:17,754 But when you wish upon a dream 1208 01:26:19,841 --> 01:26:23,594 Life ain't always what it seems Oh, yeah 1209 01:26:24,554 --> 01:26:28,640 What you see on nights so clear, hey 1210 01:26:29,142 --> 01:26:32,352 ln the sky so very dear, yeah 1211 01:26:33,813 --> 01:26:37,649 You're a shining star No matter who you are 1212 01:26:38,276 --> 01:26:40,569 Shining bright to see 1213 01:26:40,653 --> 01:26:44,114 What you can truly be What you can truly be 1214 01:26:59,964 --> 01:27:02,424 Shining star come into view 1215 01:27:04,469 --> 01:27:09,139 Shine its watchful light on you, yeah 1216 01:27:09,224 --> 01:27:12,267 Be a giant or grain of sand 1217 01:27:13,895 --> 01:27:16,521 Words of wisdom, "Yes, I can" 1218 01:27:18,399 --> 01:27:22,486 You're a shining star No matter who you are 1219 01:27:22,820 --> 01:27:26,865 Shining bright to see What you can truly be 1220 01:27:27,659 --> 01:27:41,296 Shining star for you to see What your life can truly be