1 00:00:10,068 --> 00:00:13,137 [mechanical whirring] 2 00:00:18,586 --> 00:00:20,931 - So that's what Sasquatch has been after this whole time? 3 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,172 - Apparently so. 4 00:00:22,241 --> 00:00:23,793 - Then let's not keep them apart. 5 00:00:23,862 --> 00:00:25,689 - Davis, hold on. 6 00:00:25,758 --> 00:00:27,068 Hold on. - For what? 7 00:00:27,137 --> 00:00:28,655 There's no fight until we give this back. 8 00:00:28,724 --> 00:00:30,379 And if there's no fight, then I'm in deep shit. 9 00:00:30,448 --> 00:00:31,551 - Look, give me that. 10 00:00:31,620 --> 00:00:33,241 Look, we are gonna give it back. 11 00:00:33,310 --> 00:00:34,931 But I want to find out 12 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,379 what's so important to our little buddy. 13 00:00:39,172 --> 00:00:42,413 [mechanical whirring] 14 00:00:42,482 --> 00:00:43,793 Okay, do it. 15 00:00:47,413 --> 00:00:48,724 - Okay. 16 00:00:48,793 --> 00:00:49,827 - What kinda language do you think that is? 17 00:00:49,896 --> 00:00:52,517 - "Keep the fuck out" language. 18 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:54,517 - Hang on. 19 00:00:56,103 --> 00:00:57,689 Let me try something. 20 00:01:00,931 --> 00:01:03,068 - Give it up. 21 00:01:03,137 --> 00:01:04,965 We're giving this to Sasquatch now. 22 00:01:05,034 --> 00:01:07,103 - What's the hurry? 23 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,379 - It's from the bank. 24 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:15,862 They're gonna take possession of my family's house 25 00:01:15,931 --> 00:01:19,068 to pay the hospital for my mom's cancer treatments. 26 00:01:19,137 --> 00:01:21,793 - That's a fuckload of zeroes. 27 00:01:21,862 --> 00:01:25,517 - The last letter was yellow. This one is orange. 28 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:28,965 It's like they're raising the terror threat level on my life. 29 00:01:29,034 --> 00:01:31,310 Next letter's gonna have anthrax in it. 30 00:01:37,896 --> 00:01:39,793 - Let's go find Sasquatch. 31 00:01:42,793 --> 00:01:44,724 - Colonel Austin wants to see you two 32 00:01:44,793 --> 00:01:46,827 in his office right now. 33 00:01:47,655 --> 00:01:50,310 - Promotions? - We did save the day. 34 00:01:58,034 --> 00:02:00,517 - Your whole crew is grounded. Effective immediately. 35 00:02:02,034 --> 00:02:03,620 - Sir? - Hang on. 36 00:02:03,689 --> 00:02:05,793 I'm sorry, but the last time I checked, 37 00:02:05,862 --> 00:02:08,310 we acquired a shitload of lifesaving morphine 38 00:02:08,379 --> 00:02:09,827 in some pretty dangerous conditions. 39 00:02:09,896 --> 00:02:12,724 - You also pissed off my superior and his superior. 40 00:02:12,793 --> 00:02:14,965 Whatever you did got SecCorp paying attention, 41 00:02:15,034 --> 00:02:17,241 and now they've got Washington paying attention, 42 00:02:17,310 --> 00:02:18,862 and people who matter are demanding 43 00:02:18,931 --> 00:02:20,862 I take action against you-- - Sir, I don't understand. 44 00:02:20,931 --> 00:02:23,448 We got the drugs with no help from SecCorp. 45 00:02:23,517 --> 00:02:25,586 - People who shouldn't even know you exist 46 00:02:25,655 --> 00:02:27,517 are now keenly aware of you. 47 00:02:27,586 --> 00:02:29,379 - What does that mean, Sir? 48 00:02:29,448 --> 00:02:32,310 - It means your entire military careers are in jeopardy. 49 00:02:32,379 --> 00:02:34,310 - Welcome to the party, men. 50 00:02:34,379 --> 00:02:35,965 - Besides being grounded, you'll be losing 51 00:02:36,034 --> 00:02:39,379 all base privileges and be on cleanup and KP duty as well. 52 00:02:39,448 --> 00:02:41,586 Hopefully that'll appease all these people 53 00:02:41,655 --> 00:02:43,379 I got burrowing up my ass. 54 00:02:43,448 --> 00:02:45,000 - Who's gonna replace us, sir? 55 00:02:45,068 --> 00:02:47,448 - Oh, they're sending in a new crew. 56 00:02:47,517 --> 00:02:49,275 Oh, and you're all losing pay. 57 00:02:49,344 --> 00:02:50,517 - Losing pay-- 58 00:02:50,586 --> 00:02:51,793 - You should consider yourself lucky 59 00:02:51,862 --> 00:02:53,103 you're not spending time in the brig, Davis. 60 00:02:53,172 --> 00:02:54,896 - Is that still an option? 61 00:02:54,965 --> 00:02:56,000 'Cause I'd much rather do that than-- 62 00:02:56,068 --> 00:02:57,275 - Shut the fuck up, dude. 63 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:58,448 Apologies for the language, sir. 64 00:02:58,517 --> 00:03:00,655 - Sir, I wasn't on that mission. 65 00:03:00,724 --> 00:03:02,758 - Sergeant, you're going down with this ship 66 00:03:02,827 --> 00:03:04,551 even though you were not a party to this. 67 00:03:04,620 --> 00:03:06,517 And by the way, you've done excellent work recently. 68 00:03:06,586 --> 00:03:08,517 That's just how shit rolls in the Army. 69 00:03:08,586 --> 00:03:10,310 Feel free to take it up privately 70 00:03:10,379 --> 00:03:13,068 with your husband later. 71 00:03:13,137 --> 00:03:14,827 Now this base needs to be put back together 72 00:03:14,896 --> 00:03:16,448 after that mortar attack, 73 00:03:16,517 --> 00:03:19,172 and you're just the soldiers in deep shit to do it. 74 00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:21,689 Dismissed. 75 00:03:21,758 --> 00:03:23,689 [door opens] 76 00:03:29,137 --> 00:03:30,758 - Fucking bullshit. 77 00:03:30,827 --> 00:03:32,689 I'm back to scrubbing toilets. Thank you very much. 78 00:03:32,758 --> 00:03:34,206 - Look, we had no way of knowing 79 00:03:34,275 --> 00:03:36,034 that this was gonna come back and bite us in the ass. 80 00:03:36,103 --> 00:03:38,137 - Everything you do comes back to bite you in the ass. 81 00:03:38,206 --> 00:03:39,586 - No point in arguing. - Yes, there is. 82 00:03:39,655 --> 00:03:41,448 It's making me feel better. 83 00:03:41,517 --> 00:03:42,793 - You know that call came in 84 00:03:42,862 --> 00:03:45,275 from the Under goddamn Secretary of Defense. 85 00:03:45,344 --> 00:03:47,241 I have never put through a call 86 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:49,000 that high up the chain of command before. 87 00:03:49,068 --> 00:03:51,103 You all are damn lucky you're not being court marshaled. 88 00:03:51,172 --> 00:03:54,275 - I don't feel lucky. - Under Secretary of Defense? 89 00:03:54,344 --> 00:03:56,379 SecCorp took this all the way to the top. 90 00:03:56,448 --> 00:03:58,275 - That's not good. - To him it is. 91 00:03:58,344 --> 00:04:00,827 - No, this isn't about that morphine. 92 00:04:00,896 --> 00:04:02,965 This is about shit we saw out there in the middle of nowhere. 93 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:05,275 - Whatever it's about, we need to watch it. 94 00:04:05,344 --> 00:04:07,620 This is major shit we're stepping in. 95 00:04:07,689 --> 00:04:09,724 - And I didn't even step in it. 96 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:17,413 - Bright side, future grounds for your eventual divorce. 97 00:04:22,172 --> 00:04:25,034 [indistinct chatter] 98 00:04:31,482 --> 00:04:33,551 - Sorry to interrupt. 99 00:04:35,379 --> 00:04:37,344 I'm not even supposed to be here. 100 00:04:37,413 --> 00:04:39,758 I lost my gym privileges. - [scoffs] 101 00:04:39,827 --> 00:04:41,793 - Thought you'd get a kick outta that. 102 00:04:43,344 --> 00:04:46,413 So, look. I brought you something. 103 00:04:48,620 --> 00:04:50,655 I didn't have time to attach a personal note. 104 00:04:56,517 --> 00:04:58,379 - Transaction over. - Okay. 105 00:04:58,448 --> 00:05:00,103 I'm happy to leave. 106 00:05:00,172 --> 00:05:02,068 But I just want to know we're on the same page. 107 00:05:02,137 --> 00:05:03,413 - We're on the same page. 108 00:05:03,482 --> 00:05:04,896 - And so I'm clear, that's the page 109 00:05:04,965 --> 00:05:06,448 where you agree to fight the Warlord's bodyguard, right? 110 00:05:06,517 --> 00:05:09,586 - Where I'm from, we keep our promises. 111 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,103 - It's a pretty big operation you guys got going on out there 112 00:05:14,172 --> 00:05:15,586 in the middle of nowhere. 113 00:05:18,206 --> 00:05:19,896 - What operation? 114 00:05:21,137 --> 00:05:23,620 - [chuckles] Okay. 115 00:05:23,689 --> 00:05:25,965 I get it. Top secret. 116 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:27,482 My lips are sealed. 117 00:05:27,551 --> 00:05:29,241 - You're not supposed to be here. 118 00:05:29,310 --> 00:05:30,965 - I was just talking some business. 119 00:05:31,034 --> 00:05:33,310 - What business? - Don't worry about it. 120 00:05:33,379 --> 00:05:35,517 No distractions today, babe. 121 00:05:35,586 --> 00:05:37,413 - [laughs] Later, babe. 122 00:05:39,586 --> 00:05:42,827 - You ready? - Left my dad's balls ready. 123 00:05:42,896 --> 00:05:47,517 [exhaling] - Hot, strong. 124 00:05:47,586 --> 00:05:49,827 Agile. Where does her talent end? 125 00:05:49,896 --> 00:05:52,034 - Dude. - I'm positive reinforcement. 126 00:05:52,103 --> 00:05:53,896 - You can't talk over all the footage, okay? 127 00:05:53,965 --> 00:05:55,448 I'm sending this to stunt coordinators. 128 00:05:55,517 --> 00:05:56,793 This is important. 129 00:05:56,862 --> 00:05:58,137 This could be my ticket out of the military, 130 00:05:58,206 --> 00:05:59,724 so just please take it seriously. 131 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:01,965 - Got it. 132 00:06:03,517 --> 00:06:05,689 - [exhaling] 133 00:06:05,758 --> 00:06:08,000 [sighs] Fuck. 134 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:10,275 I just, I feel like I should be sparring with an actual person, 135 00:06:10,344 --> 00:06:11,827 not a camera. 136 00:06:11,896 --> 00:06:14,344 - Me? - You scared? 137 00:06:14,413 --> 00:06:15,896 - No, ma'am. 138 00:06:17,482 --> 00:06:20,586 [indistinct chatter] 139 00:06:26,758 --> 00:06:28,275 - How come no one's stopping? 140 00:06:28,344 --> 00:06:32,034 These people need medical care. I'm giving medical care. 141 00:06:34,413 --> 00:06:37,517 Hmm, you sure that this sign is printed correctly? 142 00:06:37,586 --> 00:06:40,379 That says "free medical care"? - Yes. 143 00:06:40,448 --> 00:06:42,551 - In Pashto? - Yes. 144 00:06:42,620 --> 00:06:43,965 - Maybe we should make it bigger. 145 00:06:44,034 --> 00:06:46,413 - It is big enough. 146 00:06:46,482 --> 00:06:49,034 - Ah. 147 00:06:49,103 --> 00:06:51,034 You're the first person to get this close. 148 00:06:51,103 --> 00:06:53,931 - We are slow to warm up to people with guns. 149 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,965 - These troops are here for your protection. 150 00:06:57,034 --> 00:06:58,758 - When you leave, will you take them with you? 151 00:06:58,827 --> 00:06:59,896 - Of course. 152 00:06:59,965 --> 00:07:02,655 - Then they are here for your protection. 153 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,137 - You have this very irksome way 154 00:07:05,206 --> 00:07:08,034 of turning everything I say around on me. 155 00:07:08,103 --> 00:07:09,551 - It is a gift. 156 00:07:09,620 --> 00:07:11,758 - [sighs] Wanna be my first walk-in? 157 00:07:11,827 --> 00:07:14,724 - Someone will have to be. 158 00:07:26,413 --> 00:07:27,620 - She's fine. 159 00:07:27,689 --> 00:07:29,482 - I just said she looks tired. 160 00:07:29,551 --> 00:07:30,689 - You mean I look like shit. 161 00:07:30,758 --> 00:07:32,137 - Worry less about us, son, 162 00:07:32,206 --> 00:07:34,620 and more about staying safe over there. 163 00:07:34,689 --> 00:07:36,068 How are things in the hot zone? 164 00:07:36,137 --> 00:07:38,827 - Things are about to be a whole lot better. 165 00:07:38,896 --> 00:07:41,103 I'm about to be flush with cash soon. 166 00:07:41,172 --> 00:07:42,827 I'll be able to finally get those motherfuckers 167 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:44,206 from the bank off your back. 168 00:07:44,275 --> 00:07:46,482 - All this language. Your fault. 169 00:07:46,551 --> 00:07:48,689 - Flush with cash, how? 170 00:07:48,758 --> 00:07:50,103 - It's complicated. 171 00:07:50,172 --> 00:07:51,517 - Don't worry about the bank, son. 172 00:07:51,586 --> 00:07:52,517 We talked to them. 173 00:07:52,586 --> 00:07:53,965 - You did? When? 174 00:07:54,034 --> 00:07:55,517 - It doesn't matter. We worked it all out. 175 00:07:55,586 --> 00:07:57,103 - Exactly how did you work it out? 176 00:07:57,172 --> 00:07:59,000 - We don't wanna bother you with legalities. 177 00:07:59,068 --> 00:08:00,724 You got more important things to think about. 178 00:08:00,793 --> 00:08:03,000 Just stay safe over there. 179 00:08:03,068 --> 00:08:04,862 - Okay, but I need you to tell me exactly-- 180 00:08:04,931 --> 00:08:06,896 - You're gonna have to end that call and leave, Sergeant. 181 00:08:06,965 --> 00:08:08,620 - Yeah, in a second-- - No, right now. 182 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:10,034 You're on the no privilege list. 183 00:08:10,103 --> 00:08:11,448 - What's he talking about, no privilege? 184 00:08:11,517 --> 00:08:12,689 - Nothing, Ma. 185 00:08:12,758 --> 00:08:13,965 I'll be off in a second, Private. 186 00:08:14,034 --> 00:08:15,551 - I'm gonna have to terminate this call now. 187 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:18,000 - And I'm gonna have to terminate your fucking finger. 188 00:08:18,068 --> 00:08:20,103 - Everything all right, son? What's going on there? 189 00:08:20,172 --> 00:08:21,931 - Everything is fine, Ma. What about-- 190 00:08:24,172 --> 00:08:26,931 - Look, if you leave right now, I won't report you. 191 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,068 Otherwise-- - I'm gone. 192 00:08:29,137 --> 00:08:31,068 - All right. - I'm going. 193 00:08:34,482 --> 00:08:36,586 [computer beeps] 194 00:08:38,517 --> 00:08:40,068 - [blows] 195 00:08:40,137 --> 00:08:43,655 Okay, so there are two tricks when throwing a stunt punch. 196 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:45,103 The first is distance 197 00:08:45,172 --> 00:08:47,620 so you don't actually hit the other person. 198 00:08:47,689 --> 00:08:48,862 [exhales] 199 00:08:48,931 --> 00:08:50,482 Camera angles do most of the work. 200 00:08:50,551 --> 00:08:52,724 But you still have to throw the punch like it's real. 201 00:08:52,793 --> 00:08:54,413 Hard and fast. 202 00:08:54,482 --> 00:08:56,724 [exhales] You try. 203 00:08:56,793 --> 00:08:58,413 - [exhales] - That's it. 204 00:08:58,482 --> 00:09:00,620 But even more important than that is the end. 205 00:09:00,689 --> 00:09:02,448 You have to really sell it when it lands. 206 00:09:02,517 --> 00:09:04,965 So when I punch, you snap your head to the side. 207 00:09:05,034 --> 00:09:05,965 Got it? Okay? 208 00:09:06,034 --> 00:09:07,275 - Okay. - Okay. 209 00:09:07,344 --> 00:09:08,482 [exhales] 210 00:09:08,551 --> 00:09:10,620 But really snap. Do it quicker. 211 00:09:10,689 --> 00:09:11,758 All right? - Okay. 212 00:09:11,827 --> 00:09:13,379 - [exhales] Come on, babe. 213 00:09:13,448 --> 00:09:14,517 Snap. - I'm trying. 214 00:09:14,586 --> 00:09:16,482 - All right. [exhales] 215 00:09:16,551 --> 00:09:19,482 Okay, new deal. 216 00:09:19,551 --> 00:09:21,965 You try to hit me this time, okay? 217 00:09:22,034 --> 00:09:23,000 - Okay. 218 00:09:25,068 --> 00:09:26,448 - Good. 219 00:09:26,517 --> 00:09:28,862 [grunting] 220 00:09:28,931 --> 00:09:32,448 - Shit, shit. Hon, are you okay? 221 00:09:32,517 --> 00:09:34,034 Are you okay? 222 00:09:34,103 --> 00:09:35,379 - Now that's how you sell it, babe. 223 00:09:35,448 --> 00:09:38,793 both: [laughing] 224 00:09:39,344 --> 00:09:41,034 - How did our adventure end up all the way 225 00:09:41,103 --> 00:09:42,965 on the Under Secretary of Defense's desk? 226 00:09:43,034 --> 00:09:44,000 - Easy. 227 00:09:44,068 --> 00:09:47,310 SecCorp has fiends in high places. 228 00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:48,724 - [groans] 229 00:09:48,793 --> 00:09:50,655 Yeah, but what are they so afraid of? 230 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,068 What the fuck is on that blue FOB? 231 00:09:52,137 --> 00:09:55,655 - Who cares? We got the fight back on. 232 00:09:55,724 --> 00:09:57,344 We got bigger shit to worry about, 233 00:09:57,413 --> 00:10:00,517 like our boxing ring being a pile of lumber at the moment. 234 00:10:00,586 --> 00:10:01,655 - I care. 235 00:10:01,724 --> 00:10:02,827 - Well, bringing down Sasquatch 236 00:10:02,896 --> 00:10:04,965 is not gonna get Durkin back for you. 237 00:10:05,034 --> 00:10:07,137 - Those two things are completely unrelated, okay? 238 00:10:07,206 --> 00:10:08,827 - Oh, my mistake. 239 00:10:08,896 --> 00:10:10,068 - I'm over Durkin. 240 00:10:10,137 --> 00:10:11,448 I don't even think about her anymore. 241 00:10:11,517 --> 00:10:13,724 That ship has sailed. I'm fine with that. 242 00:10:25,724 --> 00:10:27,724 - That's who they sent in to replace us? 243 00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:29,758 - They brought in the PJs. 244 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:36,724 - Didn't have to bring in the LeBron James of medic crews 245 00:10:36,793 --> 00:10:38,034 just to rub it in. 246 00:10:38,103 --> 00:10:40,758 - They're not that hot. Just beards and biceps. 247 00:10:54,275 --> 00:10:56,517 Can you try and remember that we're married? 248 00:10:56,586 --> 00:10:58,689 - What? 249 00:10:58,758 --> 00:11:00,517 Fuck you. 250 00:11:01,551 --> 00:11:04,413 - First, the Under Secretary of Defense grounds us, 251 00:11:04,482 --> 00:11:06,827 then they send in the fucking PJs to replace us. 252 00:11:08,103 --> 00:11:09,931 Something big's going on. 253 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,896 - And SecCorp is very worried we're gonna screw it up. 254 00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:14,758 - Well, let's not disappoint them. 255 00:11:20,448 --> 00:11:21,793 - Not now, fellas. 256 00:11:21,862 --> 00:11:23,689 I'm tending to a real temperamental gazpacho. 257 00:11:23,758 --> 00:11:25,655 - I hate gazpacho. 258 00:11:25,724 --> 00:11:29,103 - Tell him what he's missing. 259 00:11:29,172 --> 00:11:30,482 - Truth? 260 00:11:30,551 --> 00:11:31,931 - Yeah, of course the bloody truth. 261 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,862 - I've had better. - Go fuck yourself. 262 00:11:34,931 --> 00:11:36,758 I'm doing the best I can making your lunch 263 00:11:36,827 --> 00:11:38,793 out here in the Afghan bloody wilderness. 264 00:11:38,862 --> 00:11:40,931 Won't even have my kitchen back until after the big fight. 265 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,655 - Yeah, about that. We're here to place our bets. 266 00:11:43,724 --> 00:11:45,206 - With what? 267 00:11:45,275 --> 00:11:47,344 I don't see any U.S. presidents in your hand. 268 00:11:47,413 --> 00:11:49,758 - With the hashish we gave you as collateral. 269 00:11:49,827 --> 00:11:51,344 - Oh, well, that was for the last fight, 270 00:11:51,413 --> 00:11:53,586 also known as the slaughter of Sergeant Roback. 271 00:11:53,655 --> 00:11:55,034 - No, it's for this fight, 272 00:11:55,103 --> 00:11:57,620 also known as the mythical molly wop of Sasquatch. 273 00:11:57,689 --> 00:11:59,241 - [laughs] Your word against mine. 274 00:11:59,310 --> 00:12:02,000 - That's out-and-out theft. - It is, isn't it? 275 00:12:03,551 --> 00:12:06,137 - Whoa. Hey, stop it. 276 00:12:06,206 --> 00:12:08,689 - Jesus fucking Christ! - What the fuck, dude? 277 00:12:08,758 --> 00:12:10,034 - I'm sorry, man. I just snapped. 278 00:12:10,103 --> 00:12:11,620 I got a lot riding on this. 279 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:13,896 - Look, we don't usually resort to this kind of behavior, 280 00:12:13,965 --> 00:12:15,896 but you can see how much this means to us now, okay? 281 00:12:15,965 --> 00:12:17,241 - Here's the deal. 282 00:12:17,310 --> 00:12:19,482 That hashish is gonna be used as our collateral 283 00:12:19,551 --> 00:12:20,551 for the upcoming fight. 284 00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:22,379 Understood? - Fuck you. 285 00:12:22,448 --> 00:12:23,896 - He's all yours. 286 00:12:23,965 --> 00:12:25,241 - Okay, fine. Fine. 287 00:12:25,310 --> 00:12:27,517 We roll it all over to the big fight, done. 288 00:12:27,586 --> 00:12:29,034 - Put it all on the bodyguard. 289 00:12:29,103 --> 00:12:30,689 - But it won't do you much good. 290 00:12:30,758 --> 00:12:32,241 - What you talking about? 291 00:12:32,310 --> 00:12:34,965 - You've done too thorough a job promoting your boy. 292 00:12:35,034 --> 00:12:37,068 Everyone's betting on him now. 293 00:12:37,137 --> 00:12:39,517 Odds are looking like a fat kid on a seesaw. 294 00:12:39,586 --> 00:12:40,896 No one's betting on Sasquatch. 295 00:12:40,965 --> 00:12:43,931 - No one? - No, terrible odds. 296 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,000 All that'll win is pennies on the dollar, if that. 297 00:12:47,172 --> 00:12:49,103 Why not put it all on Sasquatch? 298 00:12:49,172 --> 00:12:52,448 Get a bit of excitement into your life? 299 00:12:52,517 --> 00:12:53,931 The payout would be monumental. 300 00:12:56,793 --> 00:12:58,689 - What are we gonna do? 301 00:12:58,758 --> 00:13:00,310 We bet on our guy, we win nothing. 302 00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:03,344 We bet on Sasquatch, we lose everything when our guy wins. 303 00:13:03,413 --> 00:13:06,034 - Let's stick to the plan. - The plan is FUBAR. 304 00:13:06,103 --> 00:13:07,482 - There is no good options here. 305 00:13:07,551 --> 00:13:08,896 Anything's better than losing it all. 306 00:13:08,965 --> 00:13:12,310 - Time's up. What's it gonna be? 307 00:13:12,379 --> 00:13:14,758 Sometimes long shots like Sasquatch come through. 308 00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:17,034 And when they do, fortunes are made. 309 00:13:19,068 --> 00:13:21,482 Then again, you can just do what your guts tell you. 310 00:13:23,551 --> 00:13:24,862 - We're gonna go with our guy. 311 00:13:24,931 --> 00:13:27,379 - [hisses] All right. 312 00:13:28,655 --> 00:13:30,103 Oh, not so fast. 313 00:13:30,172 --> 00:13:32,413 I've been told I've got both of you at my disposal 314 00:13:32,482 --> 00:13:34,310 for KP duty. 315 00:13:34,379 --> 00:13:37,000 So that means I'm gonna need one of you... 316 00:13:37,068 --> 00:13:41,586 Eeny, meeny, miney, mo. 317 00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:43,241 To peel my many potatoes. 318 00:13:50,448 --> 00:13:51,793 - [sighs] 319 00:13:53,965 --> 00:13:56,896 - Hey, hold your horses. 320 00:13:56,965 --> 00:13:58,379 There's plenty of snack money to be made 321 00:13:58,448 --> 00:13:59,896 during the big fight. 322 00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:03,172 So I'm gonna need you to restock my vending machines. 323 00:14:06,724 --> 00:14:08,275 [sighs] 324 00:14:11,793 --> 00:14:13,517 Get to work, Davis. 325 00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:17,206 [laughs] 326 00:14:18,206 --> 00:14:19,448 - You're doing remarkably well 327 00:14:19,517 --> 00:14:21,827 considering what you've been through. 328 00:14:21,896 --> 00:14:23,758 You should be dead. 329 00:14:23,827 --> 00:14:27,275 - I'm a very resilient LN. 330 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:29,551 That is what you call us, is it not? 331 00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:31,482 - It is. 332 00:14:31,551 --> 00:14:34,965 - I would prefer it if from now on you called me Qasem. 333 00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:38,551 - [mispronounces] Qasem. 334 00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:39,620 - [enunciates] Qasem. 335 00:14:39,689 --> 00:14:40,965 - Qasem. [clears throat] 336 00:14:41,034 --> 00:14:43,275 You should get your shirt back on now. 337 00:14:45,448 --> 00:14:47,689 [sighs] 338 00:14:47,758 --> 00:14:51,034 You know, it's ridiculous no one's coming to the clinic. 339 00:14:51,103 --> 00:14:53,448 - I am here. - Yeah, you're the only one. 340 00:14:55,551 --> 00:14:57,068 - Come with me. 341 00:14:57,137 --> 00:15:00,275 [indistinct chatter] 342 00:15:03,758 --> 00:15:07,448 This whole thing is looking very, how should I say it... 343 00:15:07,517 --> 00:15:10,517 - Efficient and safe? - American. 344 00:15:12,068 --> 00:15:13,689 It's dangerous for us to be seen 345 00:15:13,758 --> 00:15:15,793 interacting with Americans. 346 00:15:15,862 --> 00:15:17,482 When you leave, 347 00:15:17,551 --> 00:15:21,137 we have made enemies we cannot protect ourselves from. 348 00:15:21,206 --> 00:15:24,931 It should not be this way, but it is. 349 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,448 - These people need help. I can help. 350 00:15:28,517 --> 00:15:30,379 There must be a way. 351 00:15:31,896 --> 00:15:34,586 - There is a way, 352 00:15:34,655 --> 00:15:36,931 but it's not very American. 353 00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:40,206 - I'll be the judge of that. 354 00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:45,758 - So how did we meet? - [blows raspberry] 355 00:15:45,827 --> 00:15:48,310 Here. On base. 356 00:15:48,379 --> 00:15:50,206 I saw you coming out of your CHU one day 357 00:15:50,275 --> 00:15:52,344 headed for the showers. 358 00:15:52,413 --> 00:15:54,896 I said, "Hey, towel's not regulation. 359 00:15:54,965 --> 00:15:57,137 I'm gonna need you to drop it." 360 00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,137 You naturally were swept off your feet, 361 00:15:59,206 --> 00:16:01,137 and you found me that night and had your way with me. 362 00:16:02,896 --> 00:16:05,068 - Can we fall in love in a way where I'm less of a slut? 363 00:16:05,137 --> 00:16:08,344 - [laughs] We'll work on it. 364 00:16:08,413 --> 00:16:10,137 - Can we please be serious 365 00:16:10,206 --> 00:16:13,068 about this Green Card interview? 366 00:16:13,137 --> 00:16:14,758 - Okay. - Okay. 367 00:16:14,827 --> 00:16:17,896 Do you believe in God? 368 00:16:17,965 --> 00:16:20,379 - Not after all this. 369 00:16:20,448 --> 00:16:22,379 - Really? 370 00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:24,344 - Why? Is that a deal breaker? 371 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:29,275 - Just don't tell my parents. - Okay. 372 00:16:29,344 --> 00:16:32,172 - How'd you ask me to marry you? 373 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,275 - Look, these are all the wrong questions. 374 00:16:34,344 --> 00:16:36,103 This shit doesn't say anything about intimacy. 375 00:16:36,172 --> 00:16:39,517 It's the little stuff. - Okay. 376 00:16:39,586 --> 00:16:42,482 - Like... 377 00:16:42,551 --> 00:16:44,344 sea salt or barbecue? 378 00:16:44,413 --> 00:16:46,689 - Neither. That shit will kill you. 379 00:16:51,586 --> 00:16:54,448 [unsettling music] 380 00:16:54,517 --> 00:17:00,172 ♪ ♪ 381 00:17:00,241 --> 00:17:02,000 - I need to tell you something. 382 00:17:03,586 --> 00:17:05,551 - What? 383 00:17:06,448 --> 00:17:08,413 - Not here. 384 00:17:13,551 --> 00:17:15,172 Um... 385 00:17:15,241 --> 00:17:17,620 I killed my dad. 386 00:17:17,689 --> 00:17:19,103 [chuckles] 387 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:22,172 - You what? - Yeah, yeah. 388 00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:24,793 He was doing bad things to my sister. 389 00:17:24,862 --> 00:17:27,000 And he was about to turn his attention to my other sister. 390 00:17:27,068 --> 00:17:29,103 And I had to protect them, so I shot him. 391 00:17:29,172 --> 00:17:31,275 And he died. 392 00:17:36,448 --> 00:17:38,379 And believe me when I tell you 393 00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:40,482 he's no real loss to the planet. 394 00:17:45,137 --> 00:17:47,137 [sniffles] Fuck him. 395 00:17:48,965 --> 00:17:50,620 - Okay, okay. 396 00:17:50,689 --> 00:17:55,137 Pardon my ignorance, but how are you not in jail? 397 00:17:55,206 --> 00:17:57,620 - Nobody knows I did it. 398 00:17:57,689 --> 00:17:59,896 Or cares. 399 00:17:59,965 --> 00:18:01,413 Except my mom. 400 00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:05,517 Everybody thinks he died in a drug deal gone wrong. 401 00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:06,827 Cops are happy to be done with him. 402 00:18:06,896 --> 00:18:08,551 Means they don't have to throw his ass in jail 403 00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:11,241 once a week for stealing Honda Civics in the street. 404 00:18:11,310 --> 00:18:13,137 So look, it's probably why it took me so long 405 00:18:13,206 --> 00:18:14,448 to fill out the paperwork. 406 00:18:14,517 --> 00:18:15,862 - Yeah. 407 00:18:15,931 --> 00:18:18,137 - Now that the government's rifling through our shit, 408 00:18:18,206 --> 00:18:19,551 it might come up. 409 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,620 I should've told you sooner. I'm sorry. 410 00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:36,758 Guess now it's your turn to back out if you want. 411 00:18:39,310 --> 00:18:42,620 - Back out? We're already married. 412 00:18:44,689 --> 00:18:46,448 - It's probably a little late for that. 413 00:18:51,275 --> 00:18:54,517 - We keep going as planned. 414 00:18:56,241 --> 00:19:00,137 - Well, now you know just in case. 415 00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:05,275 - In case of what? - Nothing. 416 00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:08,586 We're fine. It's done and dusted, okay? 417 00:19:15,137 --> 00:19:17,310 You think I'm a psychopath? 418 00:19:20,689 --> 00:19:23,862 - I'm your wife. 419 00:19:23,931 --> 00:19:27,551 If you're a psychopath, then I'm a psychopath too. 420 00:19:34,034 --> 00:19:37,137 - That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. 421 00:19:41,206 --> 00:19:43,448 - You're a good person. 422 00:19:46,758 --> 00:19:48,275 - I figured I got a lot of making up to do 423 00:19:48,344 --> 00:19:49,793 for the old man's sins. 424 00:19:51,586 --> 00:19:53,172 - Well, you're doing a great job at it. 425 00:19:53,241 --> 00:19:54,241 - [scoffs] 426 00:19:54,310 --> 00:19:55,517 [knocking] 427 00:19:57,379 --> 00:19:59,103 - Who gave you permission to leave? 428 00:19:59,172 --> 00:20:00,551 There's still work to be done. 429 00:20:00,620 --> 00:20:02,172 Hungry soldiers need their Kit Kats. 430 00:20:07,586 --> 00:20:10,793 - Yeah. [sighs] 431 00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:15,448 [door opens] 432 00:20:17,724 --> 00:20:20,896 - I'm so sorry, Sir. - Is that the Colonel I hear? 433 00:20:20,965 --> 00:20:22,379 - Morgan Jennings. SecCorp. 434 00:20:22,448 --> 00:20:25,103 He insisted on waiting in there and I couldn't stop him. 435 00:20:25,172 --> 00:20:27,275 - No worries, Corporal. 436 00:20:31,379 --> 00:20:33,482 - Colonel Austin. 437 00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:37,586 - I don't recall having any 438 00:20:37,655 --> 00:20:39,793 scheduled appointments this afternoon. 439 00:20:39,862 --> 00:20:41,103 - Apologies. 440 00:20:41,172 --> 00:20:42,793 Didn't have time to go through proper channels. 441 00:20:42,862 --> 00:20:44,379 - Hmm, you people never do. 442 00:20:44,448 --> 00:20:46,034 - Well, I'll get right down to it. 443 00:20:46,103 --> 00:20:48,862 I need your help with a little ongoing project I'm working on. 444 00:20:48,931 --> 00:20:51,517 - Mm, I already have a job. Thanks for the offer. 445 00:20:51,586 --> 00:20:53,896 - Excuse me. I misspoke. 446 00:20:53,965 --> 00:20:55,482 We don't need you. 447 00:20:55,551 --> 00:20:58,275 I just need, you know, about three dozen of your troops. 448 00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:02,827 - I'm using them. 449 00:21:02,896 --> 00:21:05,482 - We need them to work a little security detail with us. 450 00:21:05,551 --> 00:21:08,137 - Security? For what? 451 00:21:08,206 --> 00:21:09,965 - I'm not at liberty to say. 452 00:21:10,034 --> 00:21:12,344 And believe me, that's a more interesting answer 453 00:21:12,413 --> 00:21:13,862 than if I actually told you. 454 00:21:13,931 --> 00:21:17,965 [laughs] Just boring corporate stuff. 455 00:21:18,034 --> 00:21:19,862 - With you guys, it's always just the opposite. 456 00:21:19,931 --> 00:21:21,448 - Oh, nothing untoward. 457 00:21:21,517 --> 00:21:24,689 As always, the Pentagon has completely vetted my request. 458 00:21:24,758 --> 00:21:27,724 - Forgive me if that doesn't impress me anymore. 459 00:21:27,793 --> 00:21:30,655 I think I'll hold onto my troops. 460 00:21:32,310 --> 00:21:33,655 - [sighs] 461 00:21:33,724 --> 00:21:35,724 You know all I have to do is make a phone call. 462 00:21:35,793 --> 00:21:40,517 Why do we have to do this dance every time? 463 00:21:40,586 --> 00:21:43,000 Come on. Let's just keep it simple. 464 00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:45,862 Huh? Settle it between us? 465 00:21:45,931 --> 00:21:48,275 - Oh, let's do the dance. 466 00:21:48,344 --> 00:21:50,793 It's my only pleasure in dealing with you guys. 467 00:21:57,068 --> 00:22:00,586 - Who am I to deny you your only pleasure? 468 00:22:05,413 --> 00:22:07,862 [cheers and applause] 469 00:22:14,896 --> 00:22:17,482 - You rolling? - Yup, rolling. 470 00:22:20,862 --> 00:22:22,482 Go for it, babe. 471 00:22:22,551 --> 00:22:24,689 - You're sure the cardboard boxes are safe, yeah? 472 00:22:24,758 --> 00:22:27,068 - This is exactly how the professionals do it. 473 00:22:27,137 --> 00:22:28,448 Now, come on. 474 00:22:30,896 --> 00:22:33,827 [ominous music] 475 00:22:33,896 --> 00:22:34,931 ♪ ♪ 476 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,068 - [panting] 477 00:22:36,137 --> 00:22:38,689 - All right. Let's do it. 478 00:22:47,448 --> 00:22:50,034 You okay? 479 00:22:50,103 --> 00:22:51,172 - I think so. 480 00:22:51,241 --> 00:22:53,103 - Whoo! Yeah! 481 00:22:53,172 --> 00:22:55,931 Man. Yeah. 482 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,862 Babe, wait until you see this. You are fucking amazing. 483 00:22:59,931 --> 00:23:01,413 Yeah. 484 00:23:01,482 --> 00:23:03,931 [cheers and applause] 485 00:23:06,482 --> 00:23:09,724 - The thrill of not getting shot at by the Taliban is gone. 486 00:23:09,793 --> 00:23:11,482 - Yeah. 487 00:23:11,551 --> 00:23:12,965 I feel like I've been put in prison 488 00:23:13,034 --> 00:23:14,896 without the benefit of committing the actual crime. 489 00:23:14,965 --> 00:23:18,172 - Yeah, it kind of makes you an honorary brother. 490 00:23:18,241 --> 00:23:20,689 - Should we be wearing gloves to handle this shit? 491 00:23:20,758 --> 00:23:23,620 - Move. - Get the fuck out of the way. 492 00:23:23,689 --> 00:23:25,551 Blunt trauma. Chest and abdomen. 493 00:23:25,620 --> 00:23:27,344 - You guys were able to intubate on the transport? 494 00:23:27,413 --> 00:23:29,413 - Yeah, well, we got bored. 495 00:23:29,482 --> 00:23:32,000 - I haven't seen that before. 496 00:23:32,068 --> 00:23:34,620 You guys are very good. - Thank you, Doctor. 497 00:23:34,689 --> 00:23:37,896 - She never said that to us. 498 00:23:37,965 --> 00:23:40,517 - We gotta figure out a way to get back in the fucking air. 499 00:23:46,172 --> 00:23:48,620 [cheers and applause] 500 00:23:58,862 --> 00:24:00,586 [door opens] 501 00:24:03,931 --> 00:24:06,137 - What did you want to see me about? 502 00:24:06,206 --> 00:24:09,241 - I was able to get you and Roback an interview at Bagram 503 00:24:09,310 --> 00:24:10,827 for your Green Card. 504 00:24:10,896 --> 00:24:12,689 I'm not sure how both of you being on Article 15s 505 00:24:12,758 --> 00:24:15,689 is gonna impact it, but fingers crossed it still works. 506 00:24:15,758 --> 00:24:18,379 - Well, with Roback, it's always fingers crossed. 507 00:24:21,137 --> 00:24:23,793 - That's it. You can go. 508 00:24:25,379 --> 00:24:26,758 - What's wrong? 509 00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:32,413 - I can't use it. - Sorry? 510 00:24:35,275 --> 00:24:37,000 - My ticket out of here. 511 00:24:43,379 --> 00:24:45,896 [cheers and applause] 512 00:24:47,586 --> 00:24:49,275 I have no future. 513 00:24:49,344 --> 00:24:51,482 Look, I had all these plans. 514 00:24:51,551 --> 00:24:55,517 I was gonna move to L.A. with my cousin. 515 00:24:55,586 --> 00:24:57,448 - Who is it again? Jennifer Aniston? 516 00:24:57,517 --> 00:24:58,896 - Lawrence. Jennifer Lawrence. 517 00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:00,413 - The one who played Captain Marvel? 518 00:25:00,482 --> 00:25:01,517 - That's Brie Larson. 519 00:25:01,586 --> 00:25:02,620 - You should be her stunt double. 520 00:25:02,689 --> 00:25:03,827 - I'm not related to her. 521 00:25:03,896 --> 00:25:05,310 - Get Jennifer Lawrence to introduce you. 522 00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:06,758 - [sighs] 523 00:25:06,827 --> 00:25:10,551 Dude, my whole point is I can't do it. 524 00:25:10,620 --> 00:25:12,827 I can't be a stunt woman. 525 00:25:12,896 --> 00:25:14,689 I jumped off a fucking guard tower today 526 00:25:14,758 --> 00:25:15,793 and I thought I was gonna die. 527 00:25:15,862 --> 00:25:17,724 - But you didn't die. You did it. 528 00:25:17,793 --> 00:25:21,137 - It was so fucking scary. Like... 529 00:25:21,206 --> 00:25:23,241 Is that what I want my life to be like? 530 00:25:23,310 --> 00:25:26,793 I'm already in the military for Christ's sake. 531 00:25:26,862 --> 00:25:29,965 When I get home, I just... 532 00:25:30,034 --> 00:25:32,413 I just want to chill. 533 00:25:32,482 --> 00:25:36,517 Just ranting. - That's okay. 534 00:25:38,172 --> 00:25:40,689 - But you know, 535 00:25:40,758 --> 00:25:42,517 being here doesn't set you up to chill. 536 00:25:44,379 --> 00:25:46,172 And we get back home, 537 00:25:46,241 --> 00:25:49,482 and everyone just assumes that we all have PTSD 538 00:25:49,551 --> 00:25:51,344 and are alcoholics and drug addicts. 539 00:25:51,413 --> 00:25:53,379 It's just bullshit. 540 00:25:55,448 --> 00:25:56,827 And no one really gives a damn 541 00:25:56,896 --> 00:25:59,482 because they're too busy enjoying their freedom. 542 00:26:02,379 --> 00:26:04,965 So my only option is to do exactly what I'm doing now. 543 00:26:06,862 --> 00:26:10,689 Clerking in a dust bowl full of horny men 544 00:26:10,758 --> 00:26:13,034 in the middle of fucking hell. 545 00:26:16,862 --> 00:26:19,862 - Well, you're just as screwed as the rest of us. 546 00:26:23,689 --> 00:26:25,103 Look at Roback. 547 00:26:27,068 --> 00:26:28,896 Dude is from Hemet. 548 00:26:28,965 --> 00:26:31,034 That's the Afghanistan of California. 549 00:26:31,103 --> 00:26:33,448 - [laughs] Shots fired. 550 00:26:34,896 --> 00:26:37,068 - And Davis. 551 00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:40,103 Just because his mom has cancer, he owes so much money 552 00:26:40,172 --> 00:26:43,517 that they're gonna take away his family's home. 553 00:26:43,586 --> 00:26:46,655 - That's really sad. - And me. 554 00:26:46,724 --> 00:26:48,344 - Yeah, I'm pretty much up to speed on you, girl. 555 00:26:48,413 --> 00:26:51,241 - Not quite. New development. 556 00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:54,206 My 13-year-old brother is in a U.S. detention center 557 00:26:54,275 --> 00:26:56,689 because he tried to cross the border by himself 558 00:26:56,758 --> 00:26:58,620 to visit his old friends. 559 00:27:00,206 --> 00:27:02,206 - I'm sorry. 560 00:27:03,413 --> 00:27:05,275 What are you gonna do? 561 00:27:06,758 --> 00:27:08,931 - No fucking idea. 562 00:27:16,758 --> 00:27:18,965 [door closes] 563 00:27:32,448 --> 00:27:35,241 - What are you doing here? 564 00:27:35,310 --> 00:27:37,000 Medics only. 565 00:27:38,275 --> 00:27:40,758 - Well, I guess you should leave then, huh? 566 00:27:40,827 --> 00:27:43,379 - You're probably right. 567 00:27:43,448 --> 00:27:45,241 Just came to grab a book to read since I'm gonna be 568 00:27:45,310 --> 00:27:47,517 confined to my quarters for the rest of deployment. 569 00:27:47,586 --> 00:27:49,103 - That's a dictionary. 570 00:27:51,586 --> 00:27:53,655 - Yeah. 571 00:27:53,724 --> 00:27:55,241 I like to read a book when I know how it ends. 572 00:27:56,724 --> 00:27:57,862 - Oh, man. You caught a tough break. 573 00:27:57,931 --> 00:27:59,241 I feel bad for you, buddy. 574 00:28:03,448 --> 00:28:05,310 - You guys got some pretty high performance toys. 575 00:28:05,379 --> 00:28:07,413 - Well, some of the missions they send us on, 576 00:28:07,482 --> 00:28:09,517 it's not nearly enough. 577 00:28:09,586 --> 00:28:12,172 But who's complaining? 578 00:28:12,241 --> 00:28:15,241 Well, me apparently. 579 00:28:15,310 --> 00:28:18,379 - [chuckles] 580 00:28:18,448 --> 00:28:20,862 Any idea how long you guys are gonna stick around for? 581 00:28:20,931 --> 00:28:23,931 - Hey, we just go where they tell us 582 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,862 and we leave when they tell us, and... 583 00:28:26,931 --> 00:28:28,275 they haven't told us to leave yet. 584 00:28:30,206 --> 00:28:31,758 - Do you think it's a little overkill? 585 00:28:31,827 --> 00:28:33,379 Bringing you in to replace us? 586 00:28:33,448 --> 00:28:35,482 - Well, I'm not gonna say that. 587 00:28:35,551 --> 00:28:36,689 We just go where they tell us, man. 588 00:28:36,758 --> 00:28:38,034 - Who's they? - Look, Sergeant... 589 00:28:38,103 --> 00:28:39,379 [mispronounces] Robit, Roback? 590 00:28:39,448 --> 00:28:40,793 - Roback. - Roback. 591 00:28:40,862 --> 00:28:42,482 I have no idea why they brought us in here, man. 592 00:28:42,551 --> 00:28:44,827 Or took you out. 593 00:28:44,896 --> 00:28:46,517 It's really none of my business. 594 00:28:46,586 --> 00:28:49,931 Honestly, I got nothing but respect for you medics. 595 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,689 Just like us, minus the suicidal ADHD. 596 00:28:53,758 --> 00:28:56,655 both: [laugh] - Yeah. 597 00:28:59,896 --> 00:29:02,310 Is it true about the training you guys go through? 598 00:29:02,379 --> 00:29:04,241 They put you in a pool with weights strapped to you 599 00:29:04,310 --> 00:29:06,275 and you drown, they pull you out, and revive you? 600 00:29:06,344 --> 00:29:07,965 - Yeah. 601 00:29:08,034 --> 00:29:10,586 It's called a "Water Confidence Test." 602 00:29:10,655 --> 00:29:13,344 And it's so we no longer fear dying. 603 00:29:16,448 --> 00:29:17,896 - Does that work? 604 00:29:20,551 --> 00:29:22,931 - Yes? both: [laugh] 605 00:29:24,965 --> 00:29:26,620 - Yeah, I had a similar experience 606 00:29:26,689 --> 00:29:28,896 in a pool when I was 12. 607 00:29:28,965 --> 00:29:30,413 Different outcome though. both: [laugh] 608 00:29:30,482 --> 00:29:32,517 - Well, you gotta be a whole lot of fucked up in the head 609 00:29:32,586 --> 00:29:34,068 to do what we do, I guess. 610 00:29:34,137 --> 00:29:37,275 - Yeah. 611 00:29:37,344 --> 00:29:39,068 I'd be lying if I said I didn't want my job back. 612 00:29:39,137 --> 00:29:40,620 - I wouldn't worry about it. 613 00:29:40,689 --> 00:29:42,931 We never stay in the same spot for very long. 614 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:46,586 And we'll be gone soon enough. 615 00:29:46,655 --> 00:29:48,965 - Yeah. 616 00:29:49,034 --> 00:29:50,965 Problem is, we could be gone with you. 617 00:29:54,517 --> 00:29:59,137 - Look, man, I don't know what you did to get grounded. 618 00:29:59,206 --> 00:30:03,241 But I'm guessing whatever it was, 619 00:30:03,310 --> 00:30:06,586 you're pretty damn good at pissing people off. 620 00:30:06,655 --> 00:30:08,862 - It's kind of my superpower. 621 00:30:08,931 --> 00:30:11,000 - Mine too. Bravo. 622 00:30:11,068 --> 00:30:13,000 - [laughs] Yeah. 623 00:30:19,517 --> 00:30:22,931 [door opens, closes] 624 00:30:24,448 --> 00:30:26,241 - This is an awesome reel. 625 00:30:26,310 --> 00:30:28,655 You knocked out a 250-pound ex-SEAL 626 00:30:28,724 --> 00:30:30,551 on a military base in Afghanistan. 627 00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:31,896 [laughs] 628 00:30:31,965 --> 00:30:34,379 Those Hollywood types are gonna be all over you. 629 00:30:34,448 --> 00:30:37,068 - Yeah, it's gonna be great. Can't wait. 630 00:30:38,965 --> 00:30:42,379 - Hey, what's wrong? 631 00:30:42,448 --> 00:30:44,758 - Nothing. [sighs] 632 00:30:44,827 --> 00:30:48,172 - Come on, baby. Speak to me. 633 00:30:48,241 --> 00:30:50,482 - I just... 634 00:30:50,551 --> 00:30:53,103 I just feel guilty dragging you along on this 635 00:30:53,172 --> 00:30:54,862 because I know damn well the last thing you want 636 00:30:54,931 --> 00:30:57,689 is to hold car doors open for celebrities all day. 637 00:30:57,758 --> 00:30:59,517 - Well, then you'll be glad to hear 638 00:30:59,586 --> 00:31:02,482 that I came up with an alternate plan. 639 00:31:02,551 --> 00:31:04,068 - Alternate plan? 640 00:31:04,137 --> 00:31:06,862 - I'm gonna start my own security contracting company. 641 00:31:06,931 --> 00:31:08,344 My guys would follow me anywhere. 642 00:31:08,413 --> 00:31:10,965 They can open up car doors for celebrities. 643 00:31:11,034 --> 00:31:14,344 I'll be the fucking CEO. - Sounds awfully ambitious. 644 00:31:14,413 --> 00:31:17,827 - Hell, no. All I need is a decent stake. 645 00:31:17,896 --> 00:31:20,448 And I know exactly where I'm gonna get it from. 646 00:31:20,517 --> 00:31:21,620 - Where? 647 00:31:21,689 --> 00:31:23,172 - This big fight that everyone on base 648 00:31:23,241 --> 00:31:25,482 is throwing all their money down for. 649 00:31:25,551 --> 00:31:27,517 - You gotta win, though. 650 00:31:27,586 --> 00:31:28,793 - Not worried about it. 651 00:31:28,862 --> 00:31:30,482 - I've heard about the guy you're fighting. 652 00:31:30,551 --> 00:31:31,724 Be worried. 653 00:31:31,793 --> 00:31:33,724 - I saw him sparring the other day. 654 00:31:33,793 --> 00:31:35,896 He's blind in his right eye. 655 00:31:35,965 --> 00:31:37,620 - How could you even know something like that? 656 00:31:37,689 --> 00:31:39,137 - I totally clocked it. 657 00:31:39,206 --> 00:31:40,862 He didn't see punches coming from his right, 658 00:31:40,931 --> 00:31:42,000 and it's a huge weakness. 659 00:31:42,068 --> 00:31:43,793 - It is? - Yeah. 660 00:31:43,862 --> 00:31:45,724 I just hit him with a southpaw a couple of times, 661 00:31:45,793 --> 00:31:46,965 and knock the son of a bitch out. 662 00:31:47,034 --> 00:31:48,965 And since everyone's betting against me, 663 00:31:49,034 --> 00:31:50,965 it'll be a big payday for us. 664 00:31:53,034 --> 00:31:54,344 Pack your bags, baby. 665 00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:55,793 - [sighs] - Yeah. 666 00:31:58,758 --> 00:32:01,931 [indistinct chatter] 667 00:32:19,827 --> 00:32:22,000 - Well, here I am. 668 00:32:33,931 --> 00:32:35,896 - Am I dreaming? 669 00:32:35,965 --> 00:32:37,517 Have you finally decided to come back to me? 670 00:32:37,586 --> 00:32:39,862 - I've definitely not decided to come back to you. 671 00:32:39,931 --> 00:32:43,482 - Mm, well this dream sucks. 672 00:32:43,551 --> 00:32:45,000 - You and Davis need to switch your bets 673 00:32:45,068 --> 00:32:47,413 to Sasquatch in the fight. 674 00:32:47,482 --> 00:32:51,068 - This dream really sucks. - I'm serious. 675 00:32:51,137 --> 00:32:53,448 - Look, I think it's nice that you have confidence 676 00:32:53,517 --> 00:32:55,724 in your boyfriend, but don't let that get all over me, okay? 677 00:32:55,793 --> 00:32:57,103 - It's not that. The bodyguard, 678 00:32:57,172 --> 00:32:59,655 he has a weakness that no one knows about. 679 00:32:59,724 --> 00:33:02,931 - Mm, except you? - And Sasquatch. 680 00:33:04,724 --> 00:33:07,275 - Okay, what is it? 681 00:33:07,344 --> 00:33:08,793 - He's blind in his left eye. 682 00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:11,827 - [scoffs] Says who? 683 00:33:11,896 --> 00:33:13,517 - Sasquatch watched him fight. 684 00:33:13,586 --> 00:33:15,620 He missed the block on every left hook that came at him. 685 00:33:15,689 --> 00:33:17,793 - You said left eye, so that'd be the right hook. 686 00:33:17,862 --> 00:33:20,379 - I meant right eye, left hook. 687 00:33:20,448 --> 00:33:22,551 - Yeah, it's the right eye. He definitely said the right. 688 00:33:22,620 --> 00:33:24,034 - Look, you're not exactly giving me 689 00:33:24,103 --> 00:33:25,551 the reliable source vibe at the moment. 690 00:33:25,620 --> 00:33:27,172 - The fuck does it matter what eye he's blind in? 691 00:33:27,241 --> 00:33:28,482 The fact is he is blind in an eye, 692 00:33:28,551 --> 00:33:30,310 and Sasquatch sure as shit knows which one-- 693 00:33:30,379 --> 00:33:32,241 - Well, I hope Sasquatch paid more attention than you. 694 00:33:32,310 --> 00:33:33,482 - I'm just trying to help you. 695 00:33:33,551 --> 00:33:36,034 - Yeah, about that, why? 696 00:33:37,862 --> 00:33:40,103 You still care about me, right? 697 00:33:40,172 --> 00:33:43,172 - Alvarez told me about Davis' family losing their home. 698 00:33:43,241 --> 00:33:45,551 I figured I knew something that could help him. 699 00:33:48,310 --> 00:33:50,206 - Mm-hmm. 700 00:33:51,103 --> 00:33:52,517 Thanks for the tip. 701 00:33:55,655 --> 00:33:57,275 - I'm going now. - Mm-hmm. 702 00:33:59,827 --> 00:34:01,517 Hey, wait. 703 00:34:01,586 --> 00:34:03,413 Um... 704 00:34:03,482 --> 00:34:05,310 Sasquatch ever talk to you about his work? 705 00:34:05,379 --> 00:34:08,206 Like what SecCorp's doing here? 706 00:34:08,275 --> 00:34:09,793 All the illegal shit they're doing? 707 00:34:09,862 --> 00:34:12,448 - Sasquatch and I don't really talk about work. 708 00:34:12,517 --> 00:34:14,068 Never, actually. 709 00:34:14,137 --> 00:34:16,724 - You don't find that weird? 710 00:34:16,793 --> 00:34:18,896 - How is it weird, Roback? 711 00:34:18,965 --> 00:34:22,379 - I mean, just, he might be hiding something from you. 712 00:34:22,448 --> 00:34:25,241 - He's not hiding anything if I just don't give a shit. 713 00:34:25,310 --> 00:34:26,620 - Well, maybe you should give a shit. 714 00:34:26,689 --> 00:34:28,620 - Maybe you should switch your bets to Sasquatch. 715 00:34:31,689 --> 00:34:34,827 all: [speaking French] 716 00:34:34,896 --> 00:34:36,068 - [speaking Pashto] 717 00:34:36,137 --> 00:34:39,103 all: [speaking French] 718 00:34:39,172 --> 00:34:40,551 - [speaking Pashto] 719 00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:43,482 all: [speaking French] 720 00:34:43,551 --> 00:34:44,689 - [speaking Pashto] 721 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,620 - You too. Get in line. 722 00:35:01,172 --> 00:35:03,000 both: [speaking Pashto] 723 00:35:08,620 --> 00:35:11,413 - Blue 42! Blue 42! 724 00:35:11,482 --> 00:35:13,724 - How do you prove somebody's blind in their right eye? 725 00:35:16,517 --> 00:35:19,655 - I don't know. You believe Durkin? 726 00:35:19,724 --> 00:35:22,137 - Believing Durkin is more your wheelhouse. 727 00:35:29,034 --> 00:35:31,103 What the fuck you doing? 728 00:35:34,931 --> 00:35:37,965 Non-seeing right eye motherfucker. 729 00:35:38,034 --> 00:35:39,689 - We gotta change our bets. 730 00:35:44,793 --> 00:35:46,137 - Ah, no way. 731 00:35:46,206 --> 00:35:48,103 You two come any closer, I'm gonna have to report you. 732 00:35:48,172 --> 00:35:50,000 - Look, we're gonna take your advice. 733 00:35:50,068 --> 00:35:52,137 We're switching our bets to Sasquatch. 734 00:35:52,206 --> 00:35:53,827 - Aw, tough break, girls. 735 00:35:53,896 --> 00:35:56,620 You're too late. Books are closed. 736 00:35:56,689 --> 00:35:58,724 - You said you wanted odds on Sasquatch. 737 00:35:58,793 --> 00:36:00,068 We brought you odds. 738 00:36:00,137 --> 00:36:01,655 - But I'm afraid it's not that simple. 739 00:36:01,724 --> 00:36:03,137 - What's the complication? 740 00:36:03,206 --> 00:36:05,206 - Well, somebody already gave me odds on Sasquatch. 741 00:36:05,275 --> 00:36:06,931 The scales are balanced. 742 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,482 Don't need your charity anymore. 743 00:36:08,551 --> 00:36:09,724 - Who? 744 00:36:09,793 --> 00:36:10,896 - Well, sorry. I don't kiss and tell. 745 00:36:10,965 --> 00:36:12,103 - Sasquatch? 746 00:36:12,172 --> 00:36:13,206 - Wouldn't be a crime for the man 747 00:36:13,275 --> 00:36:15,482 to bet on himself, would it? 748 00:36:15,551 --> 00:36:17,448 - We wanna piggyback on that bet. 749 00:36:17,517 --> 00:36:20,586 - Please refer to my earlier answer of no. 750 00:36:24,137 --> 00:36:25,517 - Yo, chef. 751 00:36:26,965 --> 00:36:28,724 What's the soup today? 752 00:36:30,068 --> 00:36:31,724 - Right. 753 00:36:34,517 --> 00:36:38,965 Well, since you're asking so nicely, 754 00:36:39,034 --> 00:36:40,724 looks like I have no alternative 755 00:36:40,793 --> 00:36:45,758 but to accept your late inning switcheroo. 756 00:36:45,827 --> 00:36:48,000 - Outstanding. 757 00:36:48,068 --> 00:36:51,758 - Under one condition. - What condition? 758 00:36:51,827 --> 00:36:54,655 - If you lose, not only is all the hashish mine, 759 00:36:54,724 --> 00:36:56,068 but I'm gonna want a good amount 760 00:36:56,137 --> 00:36:58,517 of cold hard cash on top. 761 00:36:58,586 --> 00:37:00,000 - You got it. 762 00:37:02,103 --> 00:37:04,482 - You two seem pretty sure of yourselves. 763 00:37:04,551 --> 00:37:07,000 You know something that I don't? 764 00:37:07,068 --> 00:37:10,034 - We're just feeling very lucky today. 765 00:37:10,103 --> 00:37:13,241 - Well, I hope so. 766 00:37:13,310 --> 00:37:15,413 For your sakes. 767 00:37:20,517 --> 00:37:22,758 - I'm gonna run these samples back at my base. 768 00:37:22,827 --> 00:37:24,896 If there's anything that needs attention, 769 00:37:24,965 --> 00:37:26,482 we can take it from there. 770 00:37:26,551 --> 00:37:29,034 - I have to say I'm surprised you came. 771 00:37:29,103 --> 00:37:31,551 - Well, I want to help people. 772 00:37:31,620 --> 00:37:33,586 You helped me find a way to do that. 773 00:37:33,655 --> 00:37:35,620 But this is just the beginning. 774 00:37:35,689 --> 00:37:37,482 By the time I'm done, I wanna be able to examine 775 00:37:37,551 --> 00:37:39,620 pretty much everyone in this village. 776 00:37:39,689 --> 00:37:43,275 - Well, let's keep our expectations under control. 777 00:37:43,344 --> 00:37:46,620 - Is there running water here? - No. 778 00:37:46,689 --> 00:37:48,620 - Okay, we're gonna have to figure out a water situation. 779 00:37:48,689 --> 00:37:50,275 I assume there's no generator here. 780 00:37:50,344 --> 00:37:51,724 I'll have to bring one in. Fine. 781 00:37:51,793 --> 00:37:53,482 Unless you think that'll draw too much attention. 782 00:37:53,551 --> 00:37:56,275 - [laughs] - Why are you laughing? 783 00:37:56,344 --> 00:37:59,655 - I have never seen you so frantic like this. 784 00:38:01,862 --> 00:38:05,586 - Well, I'm frantic because I'm risking my family and career. 785 00:38:05,655 --> 00:38:08,482 The two things I stand to lose by just being here. 786 00:38:08,551 --> 00:38:10,206 And, you know, I am crazy. 787 00:38:10,275 --> 00:38:11,724 I came here alone, no protection, 788 00:38:11,793 --> 00:38:14,482 my CO doesn't even know that I'm here. 789 00:38:20,758 --> 00:38:22,655 Why did you do that? 790 00:38:22,724 --> 00:38:25,724 - I am fairly certain that you like me. 791 00:38:34,551 --> 00:38:36,620 - Interesting theory. 792 00:38:44,310 --> 00:38:46,413 - You do not? 793 00:38:48,655 --> 00:38:51,000 - I thought I was playing it cool. 794 00:38:51,068 --> 00:38:52,793 - [laughs] 795 00:38:52,862 --> 00:38:55,517 We both thought we were playing it cool. 796 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,620 We are both idiots. 797 00:39:02,862 --> 00:39:04,931 [indistinct shouting] 798 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,103 - My whole fucking life depends on this. 799 00:39:07,172 --> 00:39:09,379 - Don't worry, amigo, It's all gonna go our way. 800 00:39:09,448 --> 00:39:11,137 - You don't know that. 801 00:39:11,206 --> 00:39:13,137 I can't believe I listened to you. 802 00:39:13,206 --> 00:39:15,896 You bet on NASCAR races. Who bets on cars? 803 00:39:15,965 --> 00:39:17,931 - These PJ guys are legit. 804 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,482 Cameron's actually a pretty nice dude. 805 00:39:19,551 --> 00:39:22,103 - Sasquatch gotta win this. Man. 806 00:39:22,172 --> 00:39:23,379 - Anchor four. 807 00:39:23,448 --> 00:39:25,551 - Yeah, yeah. All right, guys, let's go. 808 00:39:25,620 --> 00:39:27,172 Team Phoenix, we're out of here. 809 00:39:27,241 --> 00:39:28,448 - Hey, see? - Huh? 810 00:39:28,517 --> 00:39:30,000 - If we weren't grounded, we'd be on that call. 811 00:39:30,068 --> 00:39:31,620 And we'd miss the whole fight. How fucking lucky are we? 812 00:39:31,689 --> 00:39:34,000 - Oh, Lord Jesus. Sasquatch gotta win. 813 00:39:34,068 --> 00:39:36,655 - Boxers, to your corners. The fight is about to begin. 814 00:39:36,724 --> 00:39:37,827 - I can't do this. I gotta get closer. 815 00:39:37,896 --> 00:39:39,068 I don't care if somebody reports-- 816 00:39:39,137 --> 00:39:40,448 - Davis. 817 00:39:44,275 --> 00:39:46,517 - Take it all in, Sas. 818 00:39:46,586 --> 00:39:48,103 - All I see are a bunch of assholes 819 00:39:48,172 --> 00:39:49,275 who are about to lose their money. 820 00:39:49,344 --> 00:39:50,689 - If you win. 821 00:39:50,758 --> 00:39:52,206 [hollering] 822 00:39:52,275 --> 00:39:53,689 All except two. 823 00:39:53,758 --> 00:39:55,482 I had a couple guys switch their bets last minute. 824 00:39:55,551 --> 00:39:57,379 They put every dime on you. 825 00:39:57,448 --> 00:39:58,862 Probably 'cause you look supplemented 826 00:39:58,931 --> 00:40:00,034 to oblivion, mate. 827 00:40:00,103 --> 00:40:01,172 - Who fucked up my odds? 828 00:40:01,241 --> 00:40:03,827 - Oh, it was... 829 00:40:03,896 --> 00:40:05,724 - Those two assholes are about to cost me money. 830 00:40:05,793 --> 00:40:07,620 - Hey, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. 831 00:40:07,689 --> 00:40:08,793 Focus. 832 00:40:11,241 --> 00:40:14,034 All right, everybody. Keep it down. 833 00:40:14,103 --> 00:40:17,586 Hey, shut the fuck up. 834 00:40:21,413 --> 00:40:25,206 Are you people ready to see some fucking bloodshed? 835 00:40:25,275 --> 00:40:27,310 [cheering] 836 00:40:27,379 --> 00:40:29,379 Whoo. Hit it. 837 00:40:32,310 --> 00:40:33,896 Now let's meet our fighters. 838 00:40:33,965 --> 00:40:37,793 In the one corner, we've got the bull from Kabul, 839 00:40:37,862 --> 00:40:41,379 the Jallalabadass, the Afghan Ali, 840 00:40:41,448 --> 00:40:43,482 the man we all know and love. 841 00:40:43,551 --> 00:40:46,413 Actually, I don't know his name, 842 00:40:46,482 --> 00:40:48,862 but who cares, he's big and scary. 843 00:40:48,931 --> 00:40:50,310 It's this guy. 844 00:40:50,379 --> 00:40:53,689 [hollering, clattering] 845 00:40:53,758 --> 00:40:55,758 And in the other corner, 846 00:40:55,827 --> 00:41:01,551 the as-of-yet undisputed son of Bigfoot himself, 847 00:41:01,620 --> 00:41:05,896 here to make his daddy proud, give it up for your boy, 848 00:41:05,965 --> 00:41:10,931 SecCorp superstar, S-S-S-S-S-Sasquatch! 849 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:14,103 [booing and cheering] 850 00:41:14,172 --> 00:41:15,413 - [whistles] Let's go. 851 00:41:15,482 --> 00:41:18,793 [cow bell ringing] 852 00:41:20,137 --> 00:41:22,241 Okay, here we go. Here we go. 853 00:41:26,896 --> 00:41:28,172 - What are you ladies waiting for? 854 00:41:28,241 --> 00:41:30,206 That means fight. Go on. 855 00:41:44,172 --> 00:41:46,724 [audience ohs] 856 00:41:46,793 --> 00:41:48,482 - He's got him on the ropes already? 857 00:41:48,551 --> 00:41:50,379 - Look, Sasquatch has just gotta play 858 00:41:50,448 --> 00:41:51,965 the calm before the storm, okay-- 859 00:41:52,034 --> 00:41:53,896 - I can't watch this. 860 00:41:55,241 --> 00:41:56,482 - Hey, he's back. He's back. 861 00:41:58,172 --> 00:41:59,482 - Mess him up, baby. 862 00:42:03,344 --> 00:42:05,310 - Yeah! [overlapping shouting] 863 00:42:05,379 --> 00:42:06,482 - Yeah! 864 00:42:06,551 --> 00:42:07,931 - Khalil, give him the eight count. 865 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:11,551 - One, two, three-- - In Pashto, you twit. 866 00:42:11,620 --> 00:42:14,448 - One, two, three... - [speaking Pashto] 867 00:42:14,517 --> 00:42:17,344 - Four, five, six... - [speaking Pashto] 868 00:42:18,413 --> 00:42:21,344 [eerie music] 869 00:42:21,413 --> 00:42:26,413 ♪ ♪ 870 00:42:26,482 --> 00:42:29,551 [audience ohs] 871 00:42:31,068 --> 00:42:33,310 - [groaning] 872 00:42:33,379 --> 00:42:35,724 - One, two, three... 873 00:42:35,793 --> 00:42:36,931 - No. 874 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:40,379 - Four, five, six, seven... 875 00:42:40,448 --> 00:42:41,965 - Get the fuck up, man! 876 00:42:42,034 --> 00:42:44,827 - Eight. You're done. 877 00:42:44,896 --> 00:42:47,827 Afghan, our new winner. 878 00:42:47,896 --> 00:42:50,068 - I can't watch this. I can't watch this. 879 00:42:50,137 --> 00:42:53,172 [cheers and applause] 880 00:42:53,241 --> 00:42:55,931 - Wake up, baby. Please, come on. 881 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,241 Come on, honey. 882 00:43:00,724 --> 00:43:02,931 - And that's how you sell it. 883 00:43:13,793 --> 00:43:17,310 - What happened? He fucking had him. 884 00:43:19,206 --> 00:43:21,000 - We'll fix this. 885 00:43:21,068 --> 00:43:24,586 - It's over. I'm dead. 886 00:43:24,655 --> 00:43:27,000 [helicopter whirring] 887 00:43:31,931 --> 00:43:33,310 - Cameron? 888 00:43:44,862 --> 00:43:47,827 - How are vitals? - He's dead. 889 00:43:51,310 --> 00:43:52,931 - Take him in for pronouncement. 890 00:43:54,724 --> 00:43:56,724 - That should have been us. 891 00:44:05,965 --> 00:44:07,896 - [sighs]