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Honey, you do me wrong, but still I'm
afraid about you.

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Say you're way too wrong and I can't do
without you.

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Every time you get to me, you hurt me
more and more.

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But each step makes my love grow longer
than before.

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I know it's about to go to rain, but how
can love go to rain?

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This is so nice of you inviting us all
to lunch. Isn't it nice, guys? Hey, just

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because I said anyone for Phil's doesn't
mean I'm picking up the tab. Yes, it

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does. Maybe we'll get two lunches. I'll
take one home to Will.

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Okay, joke's over. Joke's over. Don't
worry, Miles. I already had lunch in the

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commissary, so you can just give me the
cash equivalent of a double

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cheeseburger. I'm not kidding.

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What's this?

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Space aliens helped Allied forces win
Gulf War?

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What the... The National Tattler.

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I should put this girl's rag right back
under my butt where it belongs.

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Oh, come on, Jim. You're not still
ticked off. It's been six years since

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did that piece on you. Eight, and I will
never forgive them for it.

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Jim Dial, Network News Lothario, runs
harem in hotel room.

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For God's sake, I was hosting the
network's hospitality suite at a TV

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convention. They said a parade of
primetime pretties had entered my hotel

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all night.

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When the insinuated Tom Brokaw was one
of them, I nearly had a coronary.

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I'll take this trash back to the office
and recycle it.

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Oh, man, where do these guys get this
stuff?

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Fisherman swallowed by great white finds
his first wife.

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I've got to look at this.

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Oh, God, Frank, reading those things is
like slowing down to look at a car

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accident. Just give it to me. We'll put
it here, nice and safe, where no one

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will diminish themselves by looking at
its cheap and debasing...

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They discovered a new G -spot where?

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You should be ashamed. After all we do
as serious journalists is strive for

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accuracy and truth.

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Just look at these ridiculous stories.

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Woman gives birth to her own twin
brother.

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That's not possible.

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Wow, there's a picture.

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I bet she lives in Bolivia. These things
always happen in Bolivia.

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Hey, hey, hey, hey.

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Are these the quality news people I work
with now dignifying this dreck, Phil?

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Would you mind taking this out of our
sight?

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Oh, the tattler.

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I'm sorry.

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I keep telling Koppel not to bring that
garbage in here.

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I don't understand how people can read
this stuff.

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Hitler found running convenience store
in Claremont, California.

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When you're done not reading it, Miles,
I'll take it off your hands.

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I'm just reading it to prove how
ridiculous it is.

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Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez. You guys are not
going to believe this.

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If it's a picture of that same Lewis man
who can suck his entire face into his

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mouth, I already saw it.

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Nope. Listen.

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TV toughie Murphy Brown had the FYI gang
diving for cover when she flew into a

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violent rage moments before showtime.

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According to insiders, Frank Fontana was
clowning around with gal pal Brown when

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the crazed star suddenly began beating
him repeatedly about the head.

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But that's not the way it was, Murphy.
You were just fooling around.

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And how do they know this?

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How do they know it?

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These tabloids have spies on every TV
and movie set. They take one tiny grain

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truth and twist it around into a story
that'll sell. Their insider could be

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anyone, a disgruntled crew member, a
messenger.

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A ruthless chambermaid routes through
your hotel room claiming to find one of

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Jane Pauly's hairs in the bathtub.

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Liars.

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The once zero Fontana had to be rescued
from the assault by security guards who

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pulled Bantamweight Brown off Fontana's
battered body?

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This almost sounds like I was beaten up.

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Oh, don't worry about it, Frank. Nobody
believes those papers.

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Would you like a nice Shirley Temple?

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I have some of those little paper
umbrellas. You knock it off, Phil. Just

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it off. Oh, let it go, Frank. This
paper's a joke and everybody knows it.

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you can do is laugh.

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If you get mad, it just means they win.

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That sounds like a very healthy
attitude, Murphy.

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I just don't understand why it's coming
from you.

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When you're on TV every week, you're
always going to be an easy target for

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cheap shot artists.

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Now, in the meantime, there's something
we can do.

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Hold this.

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Phil, marshmallows all around.

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So that's my pitch for next week's show.
Now I know... what you're all thinking.

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How did Murphy Brown manage to get so
deep inside the KGB?

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Well, just lucky, I guess.

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Okay, Miles, I was wondering. Lucky to
have the skill and finesse to take on

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single most clandestine organization in
the history of the world and crack it

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open like a walnut. Yes! How do I do it?

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I don't know.

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That's great work, Murphy. I want your
piece to leave the show, and I'll try to

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steal you some extra airtime somewhere.

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Why don't you steal it from me, Miles?

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Her piece makes my story on weekend
survival seem real exciting.

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First I'm beaten up by a woman, and now
I'm sitting around a campfire with guys

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who bought their camouflage outfits at
Ralph Lauren.

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Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but
I've got work to do.

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Dosvidanya, comrades.

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And what have we here?

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The latest edition of the Tapler. And
they say people don't read anymore.

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I haven't had a good laugh today.

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Ah, here we go.

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Maniacal Murphy nearly sets famous bar
ablaze.

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Unbelievable. While whooping it up in a
DC bar, TV wild woman Murphy Brown

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suddenly started a fire at her table.

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An eyewitness said the volatile outburst
could only mean one thing. Brown had

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been boozing.

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An insider close to the fiery blonde
told the tattler...

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It hurts us all to know that Murphy has
fallen off the wagon.

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I don't know what's worse, that they
print this garbage or that five million

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people plunked down 75 cents to buy it
every week. Murphy, I don't understand.

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I thought you said we should laugh at
these articles.

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But this is hitting below the belt.

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And look at this picture they used of me
screaming. It was taken at a James

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Brown concert in 1978.

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I'm wearing gaucho pants.

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Now let me get this straight.

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That's not funny either, right?

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I've struggled for three years to stay
sober.

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I'm an example to millions of people.
And now these vultures write that I down

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drink after drink.

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It was club soda.

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I say we hit them where it hurts, right
in the wallet. Oh, I would love to sue

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them, Frank, but libel is a very
difficult thing to prove.

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Besides, these guys have very deep
pockets. They can afford to drag her

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the courts for years.

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But that's how they get away with it.
People don't have the time or the energy

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or the money to take them on. Oh, I
know, Murphy, but there's more to lose

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there is to win here. For every hour you
spend in court, that's one less hour

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you have to spend on your work.

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I think we have to let this one go.

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I guess you're right.

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It's not worth getting worked up over.
I'm smarter than this. I'm bigger than

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this. Besides, Smurf, people who really
matter to you would never believe this

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is true.

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Excuse me, Miss Brown.

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Reception asked me to give you this
phone message.

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Oh, thanks, Ray.

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And, Ray, if I haven't said it to you
before, I just want you to know it means

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lot to me to work with people like you
who really know me and believe in me.

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My name's Bob.

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Oh, God, I don't believe this.

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Get help and get it now. Much love, Mom.

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The people who matter won't believe it,
huh? My own mother. Take it easy now.

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No, that's it. This means war.

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Somewhere out there, there's a spy
selling me off for 30 pieces of silver.

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when I find that person, and I will find
that person, they're going to be

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sharing bunk space with Jimmy Hoffa.

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Huh.

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Uh -huh.

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Are you sure? My own research turned up
none of this.

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Okay, great.

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And don't worry, I always protect my
sources.

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Bye. Yes, this is what being a reporter
is all about, Miles. The pieces are

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falling into place, and I'm about to
bust this thing wide open. You don't

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how happy I am to hear you say that,
Murphy. With all the distractions of the

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past few days, I was afraid you weren't
going to have your story on the KGB

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ready in time. Oh, the KGB thing. I'll
try to squeeze in a few minutes for it

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during lunch. Right now, I'm about to
nail the weasel who's been leaking my

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to the tattler. What?

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All right, taking into account the
information Ernie the janitor just gave

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can eliminate...

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Darlene in research, and Big Sue in
transportation.

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This is what you've been doing for two
days? Making up Murphy's hit list?

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It's a brilliant system, Miles. I've
evaluated everyone at FYI according to

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three criteria.

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Motive. Are they doing it for money, or
are they just plain mean?

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Opportunity. Were they present when each
of the incidents supposedly occurred?

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And mental stability.

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Do they harbor petty jealousies, hold a
grudge, own a lot of cats? You know,

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that sort of thing.

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I can't believe this.

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I know. It's beautiful, isn't it? Now,
I've narrowed it down to two suspects.

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One is that cameraman I sort of yelled
at once.

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You mean Steve? No, Steve's the one I
asked to stop parking in my spot. The

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other one. Tom? No, Tom's the one I
questioned about taking the last shrimp

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at the office Christmas party. You
screamed at him. Well, question, scream,

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whatever. I'm talking about the
cameraman I spoke to loudly once. Brian?

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Yes, Brian.

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Henceforth to be referred to as suspect
number one.

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Which brings me to suspect number two,
the mail boy, Ray.

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Did you know he goes by the name of Bob?

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His name is Bob!

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You think Bob's the spy? How could it be
Bob?

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How little you know about the criminal
mind. Fortunately, I have the perfect

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plan. I'm going to plant a different
false story with each of my suspects,

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then when next week's handler comes out,
the culprit will hang himself.

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And you, Miles, are going to have the
honor of being a part of it.

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Here's the stamp you asked for, Miss
Brown. Oh, well, thank you.

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Bob? It's for a letter I wrote to Dick
Cheney somewhere in my tray. Would you

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see if you can find it? It's very
important.

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Sure, Miss Brown.

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So, what are you saying, Miles?

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You whine and dine and make crazy love
to me for a week, and now you walk in

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here and tell me it's all over?

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What?

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Speechless, huh?

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You should be.

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Oh, I can understand why you'd want to
get involved.

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It's not... Uncommon for a man your age
to look at a woman my age and be

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intrigued by the May -July relationship.

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Oh, well, I'm sorry it had to be this
way.

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But thank you for the good times while
they lasted.

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Full of amorous moments.

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And I'll especially miss those intimate
nights where you call me your little

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horsey boy.

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I don't see the letter, Miss Brown.

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You know what? I just remembered. I
didn't write it yet. So, thanks a lot

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stopping by, Bob.

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Okay, Miss Brown.

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My little horsey boy!

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I didn't get a time to repair anything,
okay?

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You are out of your mind!

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Do you know that?

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Oh, God!

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What if it is Bob? The picture will be
plastered all over the front page of the

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Tattler! I was Murphy Brown's boy toy!

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All right.

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Now, I've baited my first trap.

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Now to lay some cheese for... my other
rat.

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How does this sound, Miles?

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Brian, I've lost all my money at the
racetrack and my bookie's after me.

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Could I stay at your place, hide out
just for a few days?

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I could have been an actress.

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I had offers, you know.

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Oh, God.

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My colon.

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Jim, is he here yet? Did you see him?
No, Murphy. By the way, how... Have you

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seen Frank? Did he come in yet? Is he
here?

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Murphy, you asked me three times
already. No, I haven't seen Frank.

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Miles! Don't even talk to me.

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There he is. Frank, Frank, did you get
me a copy of the tabler, did you? I

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tried, Murph. Honestly, I was in the
checkout line at the supermarket and I

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just about to pick it up when that
gorgeous producer from Meet the Press

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line behind me and I just couldn't do
it.

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Here, have some AAA batteries.

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Oh, well, thanks a lot, Frank. I've been
waiting all week for this. I should

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have known not to send you. I'm lucky
you didn't come back with magic beans.

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Eldon, what are you doing here?

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I was down at Ed's Paints picking up a
gallon of Robin's Egg Blue, and this is

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what I find.

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A copy of the tabloid. Give me.

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We don't, you know, read them. We just
mix paint on them.

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It's a statement.

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Aha! Here we go. Don't let it be Bob.
Please don't let it be Bob.

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Murphy Brown and bohemian painter
cohabit in anchor woman's love nest.

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What the hell is this?

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Ed saw it first. He laughed so hard his
upper plate flew into the paint can.

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Then he showed it to Shorty, who made
kissing noises at me. It was the most

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embarrassing moment of my professional
life. She prefers to live in sin,

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marriage the scud of any good
relationship.

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My three -color chart failed. It's not
either of my suspects. You've got to do

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something about this. I have a
reputation to protect.

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I'm up for sure in Williams. Painter of
the year, you know.

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Eldon, I don't have time to talk now. I
have a lot to do. I have to buy magic

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markers to buy the new system.

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Let's talk tonight.

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Oh, what, we're at the love nest?

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Bad enough my peers look at me funny
since I became a millionaire. Now they

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think I'm sleeping with a client. Who
are you? What am I talking to you for?

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Okay, everybody.

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Let's not panic.

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So it's not Bob or Brian. I knew it
wasn't. I should have just followed my

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instincts.

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I think it's Fran.

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What? Or Dave. Dave?

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It could be Earl in the mail room.
Corky, stop it. Don't encourage this.

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He's right, Corky.

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This sort of suspicion could only
undermine the trust we have in the

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work with. Have you considered Becky the
third floor receptionist?

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Okay, let's review.

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We know it's someone with access to my
personal life. Check. Someone who on the

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surface seems above suspicion. Check
again.

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Someone to whom I once made a comment
about scud missiles and marriage.

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What?

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What are you saying? You think it's me?
You think I'm leaking information to the

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Tattler? Well, no. Not intentionally,
Frank, but you know how your lips flap

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when you're trying to impress a woman.
My lips? What about Corky? She's the one

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with those friendly southern lips.
She'll talk to anything with a pulse.

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Well, excuse me for being polite.

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It's not Corky. Thank you. I thought of
her, but she doesn't use words like

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bohemian.

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What do you think, Murphy, that we're
all on your list of suspects?

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Well, let's face it, Jim. An inadvertent
comment to the grocer, a cab driver,

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Doris.

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Can't you see that paranoia is creeping
in and making us say things we don't

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really mean?

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Now, let's just put a stop to this
before one of us said something we'll

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I think it's Miles.

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It is not me!

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This isn't getting us

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anywhere.

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Now, I trust you guys, I do.

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All I ask is that you try to be very
careful. Watch what you say to people.

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Of course, it's not me.

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Okay, buddy, where the hell do you think
you're going?

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I'm going to have lunch. Yeah, right.
You expect me to believe that? You're

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following me. Admit it. No, I just want
to have lunch. Get out of here. Get out.

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Get out.

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What the hell are you staring at?

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We've been friends for a long time,
right? That's right, Phil.

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And I'm sure you won't be offended when
I ask you to get the hell out of here.

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You've been scaring people away for a
week.

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Don't abandon me now, Phil. I have to
protect myself. Any one of these people

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could be a spy for the Tattler.

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Oh, that's what you said yesterday when
you locked Judge Suter in the men's

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room. He was looking for information,
Phil. You heard him. You were here.

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He asked if you were through with the
salt.

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That's how they do it. They start with a
simple little question, and then the

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next thing you know, they're out. I'm
asking you if you've ever seen Satan's

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face in a head of lettuce. Murphy,
you're talking about a judge on the

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Court? Great cover, huh?

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You want to know something?

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You're pretending to scare me.

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Look at you.

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You cut yourself off from everybody who
cares about you. You're screaming at

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people on the street.

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And I don't know how to say this, but
when he found Howard Hughes, he was

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dressed just like that.

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own mother believed I started drinking.
Who knows how many other people think

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it's true. It's so frustrating.

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I can crack the KGB like a walnut, but I
can't find the rat who's making my life

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miserable right in my own backyard. Who
is it? Is it you?

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Oh, gee, Murphy, we're in a recession.

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I can't afford this.

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I'm sorry, Bill. It's just that I live
in fear that anything I do will be

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splashed across the headlines.

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Well, I'm tired of being afraid.

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Do you hear me?

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You're under suspicion.

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You're all under suspicion.

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Like you, lady.

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Where are you? Hiding your tape recorder
in your purse?

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Let's just have a look, shall we?

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Very clever.

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It's not in your purse.

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But you've got one of your ashtrays,
Phil. I want the gentleman's name. I

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all your names before you leave here.

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Where do you think you're going with
that camera bubble?

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What exactly have you been taking
pictures of? Let's just have a look,

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Those are honeymoon pictures.

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Yeah,

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right. I've seen better acting in
community theater.

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Let's see. Come on. Make it snappy.
Let's go. Run, Allison. Run.

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They're getting away.

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Sure. Run out of here. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

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Go ahead. Write your lousy stories, but
I'm warning you, I never forget a face.

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Where's everybody going?

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I've got your number. I've got all your
numbers. Who had the chicken salad

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sandwich? Somebody ordered a steak with
fries.

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I didn't want to own a restaurant
anyway.

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All I really want is to go to the
Olympics and compete in the luge.

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Oh, boy.

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Now I can.

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Everybody, I have an announcement to
make.

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To the person who's selling information
to the Tattler, I... I would just like

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to say, you win.

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I give up.

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I don't believe what I'm hearing.

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You're going to let this despicable act
go unpunished? That's not like you. I'm

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never going to find this spy, Jim.
Nobody ever finds them. That's just the

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it is.

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Right. Whoever it is is just too clever,
so we might as well stop looking.

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Good, Mark, I think this is going to
work.

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No, Frank, you don't understand.

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I've now become what the Cattlers said I
was in the first place, totally out of

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control. I've let their lies... come the
truth.

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So it's over.

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I'm getting on with my life.

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Miss Brill, here's the latest edition of
the Tattler. Oh, no. Get that thing

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away from me.

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But you asked me to get you one. And now
she says she doesn't want it. Let's

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show some flexibility here, Bob.

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Want to be a mailboy the rest of your
life?

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Pretending it's not there isn't the
answer.

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If there's anything in that paper about
Murphy, I want you to read it.

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Read it out loud so we can all laugh.

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Come on, Murphy.

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It's the only way to show the insider
that you can rise above this.

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Go ahead, Miles.

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Okay, if you think it'll help.

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Let's see.

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Alligator belt comes to life and bites
man in the stomach.

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No, no, there's nothing here about...
Oh.

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Oh.

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Uh -oh.

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Go on, Miles.

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Read it. It's important.

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Okay.

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My dream marriage is a nightmare, says
FYI's Corky Sherwood. What?

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Our insider reports Sherwood is so
unhappy with husband Will Forrest and

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failed writing career, she's kicked him
out of the marriage bed. He had a sinus

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infection! He was snorting...

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find you.

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And when I do...