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You know what I love?

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What? Doing nothing. Oh, yeah.

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Doing nothing is great.

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You know what's better than doing
nothing?

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What?

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Nothing. True.

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In fact, we didn't even see you with all
this real work we've been doing.

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So, how'd the mission go?

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Yeah, did you guys capture Slappy Pete?
Yeah, we got him, but he slapped me

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pretty good. Is there a mark?

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Sorry.

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Yeah, tiny -handed freak.

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I didn't know that Slappy Pete has six
fingers.

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Uh, he was holding a tiny little hot dog
when he slapped me.

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Tiny -handed hot dog -eating freak.

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Where's Ray?

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Oh, he's gonna be here in a couple
seconds with a little surprise.

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I need the backpacks. Please tell me
it's backpacks. No, dude, what's your

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with backpacks? Name a better invention.

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I'll wait.

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Uh, the wheel.

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Name two.

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I'll wait.

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The toilet.

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Name three.

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I'll wait. All right, let's just say
it's something you can fit in.

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Is it a chair? I also was gonna guess
chair.

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Okay, it's a chair.

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That was an obvious clue.

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Pete slapped me so hard.

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Who wants to guess what I have under
this sheet?

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A chair. Is it a backpack?

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Whoever said backpack was wrong.

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I already told them it's a chair. Well,
then whoever said backpack is an idiot

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because... It's a chair!

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That's a Royal Relaxer massage chair.

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Hold on to your brain because I'm about
to blow your mind.

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We finally caught up with Pete. He was
slapping a bunch of people at that fancy

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Ukrainian massage chair store.

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Chernobyl. That's the one.

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And the owner was so happy we stopped
him that he was just like, you can have

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any chair in the store.

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And we were like, how about that one?
And he was like, uh, no, any chair but

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that one.

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And we were like, shut up, dude. You
said we could have any. And he was like,

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oh, no. Why did I say any?

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And then we took it.

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We did.

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We did. We took it. Oh, yeah.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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Did you walk through junk and stuff
dressed as Captain Man?

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No.

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Yes, I did. Whoopsies.

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If you'll all excuse me, I've got to go
erase some memories upstairs.

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Suave, a little help?

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Can I do the wiping this time?

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Maybe when you're older.

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Can I help drag the body outside?

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Sure thing, champ.

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thing up online. It costs $30 ,000.

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Oh, that's for the base model. This is
an upgrade.

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Yep. It warms up your butt. Your butt?
And it's got 63 individual rubbing

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So many zones.

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Dude, you gotta believe me. I just saw
Captain Man.

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Nah, nah, he wasn't fighting crime. He
was just like rolling this big chair

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through this door.

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Yeah, I think it was like a jack and...
Tap, tap.

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One sec, dude. Someone wants to talk to
me.

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Dude.

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I think you're forgetting something.

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Whoa.

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Whoa, dude. I was totally wrong.

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It wasn't Captain Man. Just some other
really handsome dude.

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Later, brah.

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That's all yours, Schwoz.

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Thanks.

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I am going to scroll through this guy's
photos.

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Get out!

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It's my turn!

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Uh,

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that's nice. Will you take off my other
boot?

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Charlotte, make him get out. You know,
we deserve a turn, too.

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No, no, it's his turn.

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He's the one who got slapped today.

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Uh -huh.

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Oh, my God!

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That... That is amazing.

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What's amazing? What?

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I don't see anything. What am I looking
at here? Yeah, we don't

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see anything.

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Put your head in there, dude.

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Keep looking.

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It takes about 30 to 40 minutes to
appear.

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That's funny. That's a good trick.

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Get out.

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No.

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I'm going to count to three, and if
you're not out of that chair, I'm going

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to... You're going to what?

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One... Two, three.

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Okay, that's it.

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It all just

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kind of happened. I wanted an after
-school job, but then an indestructible

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superhero hired me to be his sidekick.

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Now we blow bubbles and fight crime.

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Feels good.

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No, it's my turn in the chair.

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I'm on my way to work right now.

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Okay, don't, don't, don't sit in that
chair.

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Don't look at her leg.

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What?

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Piper's been on a seven -day scooter
ride for that pet charity.

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Scootering for neutering? I know it.

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Yeah, but what you don't know is she
never switched her push leg for seven

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Her push leg?

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When you scooter, you got a plant leg
and a push leg.

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Scientists say you need to swap legs
every day or else.

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What happens if you don't switch legs,
Dad? Just don't look at her legs.

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Look at my leg.

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Look at my leg!

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I gotta look!

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I do?

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Well, you know what? It's not working.

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No, you get in the chair. Get in the
chair. You get in the chair. All right,

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right. And by the way, I got a massage
coming.

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Whoa. You're five minutes late. Which
means you missed your turn.

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Okay. I understand.

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But there's something you guys should
both know.

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So I should be able to use the chair
whenever I want.

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Well, I'm the one who figured out that
Slappy P was even heading to Chernobyl.

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Ray told me to shut up right before the
emergency call came in, and I did.

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So if I hadn't, you wouldn't even heard
the call.

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So I should get the chair. I should get
the chair. Get the chair.

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Now, I've been listening to you guys
argue for the past ten seconds that I am

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sick of it.

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It wasn't me.

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Now,

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normally, I would teach you all a lesson
by lighting that chair on fire and

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forcing you all to watch it burn. No!

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Burn me instead!

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But I'm halfway through the first
chapter of this audio book, so I'm going

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what it says.

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How to be a boss, boss.

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That's right.

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real quick, big dog. I don't know if you
heard, but I'm the one who actually

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fought Flappy Pete, so... Well, no, no,
no, no. I'm the one who fought you

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there. I'm the one who fought Flappy
Pete. I'm the one who fought Flappy

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That'd be a boss, boss. Says I shouldn't
let you guys fight over a chair.

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Says I should make you fight over a
chair.

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That doesn't make any sense.

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I will fight the world for this chair.

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You called for me, boss?

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Yeah.

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Get the Death Snake.

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Why should I get the Death Snake?

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Because I'm the boss, boss, and I say
say so -so.

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No, but you're indestructible. Do as I
say!

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Do as I say!

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Do as I say!

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Oh, it's not going to bite you.

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It's not even poisonous.

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Okay, it's very poisonous. I don't know
why I said that.

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Why don't we just sing the Man Cave
National Anthem? Because this is the

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to the Ray Games.

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A series of physical and mental
challenges.

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And the winner of the Ray Games gets the
massage chair. I got this.

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And here will he reign.

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Round one.

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Put the hat on the Death Snake.

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No way.

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Why would I? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. Dude, that's crazy.

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on a death snake?

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I guess you guys don't really want that
chair, do you? No, I just think you're a

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psycho. Done!

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That snake did not want to wear a hat.

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Round one goes to Jasper.

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Seriously? All right, get your head in
the game. Find your power.

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Find your power.

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Last one on the count. wins this

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round, I'm good.

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Not even dizzy.

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Let me know when it's gonna get tough.

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Make it tough.

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My singlet gives me strength.

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Your singlet gives me the creep.

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Over to you, Jasper.

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Is there a three?

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It's a phrase, Jasper.

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Just words, no numbers.

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Oh, wait, wait, wait.

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I'd like to solve it.

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Not your turn anymore.

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I'd still like to solve it.

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Over to you, Henry.

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Is there an X?

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the puzzle.

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Go ahead.

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The phrase is blessing in disguise.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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What?

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You're wrong.

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What do you mean I'm wrong? What else
could it possibly be?

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Um, I would like to solve the puzzle.

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Go ahead, Charlotte.

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I think the phrase is blessing in duh.

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exclamation point at the end because
that's how you say the phrase like look

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those clouds they're a blessing in
disguise first

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one to finish their dangling donuts wins
this round how can that be

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you'll see and

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Jasper wins again.

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What? Are you kidding me? I really want
that chair.

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Oh, yeah?

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Do you really want that chair?

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I think that's been established.

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You want it enough to die for it?

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Uh, no.

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Yeah, me neither.

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Want it. Not that much.

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Well, are you willing to stand in one
place for a long time for it?

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That is more acceptable.

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No beats dying.

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That's cool. All right.

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You don't think this beat's dying?

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I do. Yeah, me too. This pole feels good
under my feet.

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Huh. Okay.

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Well, while we're waiting for two of you
to fall down, let's listen to some more

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of How to Be a Boss Boss.

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Chapter 2.

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Why You Should Never Let Your Employees
Use the Bathroom.

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Smart.

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Sew, sew, sew your pants gently down the
seams.

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Ah, good timing. I just finished fixing
your pants.

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Oops. Don't worry about it. I borrowed a
pair of mom's pregnancy pants, and as

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long as they don't flex my leg too much,
much. They should be... Oh, come on!

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I just don't sew like I used to.

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How am I supposed to live my life when
my stupid leg keeps ripping all my

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They're all like this now.

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I know.

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And I've been thinking. Oh, God.

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The only solution for you is...

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She'll know how to take care of it.

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Chapter 27.

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How to take other people's ideas and
claim them as your own.

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This contest is taking forever.

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How can we speed this up?

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We can throw stuff at them.

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What? No.

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It's a terrible idea.

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Thank you.

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But your bad idea did just give me a
great idea.

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What if we throw stuff at him?

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I just said, what if... My dear, we're
doing it.

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What, dude, you can't just throw stuff
at us. Yeah, that's not fair.

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One bowl of the finest throwing foods,
please.

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One bowl of throwing foods.

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Ow!

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done, Charlotte.

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So, did I win? You won that round.

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But who's in the overall lead?

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Good question. Show me the leaderboard.

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Oh!

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That chair's about to have this guy's
butt groove in it. Whatever.

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Don't count your butt grooves before
you've sat.

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Dude, look at the board. The game is
basically over.

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Oh, it would be if the final round
weren't worth 10 million points.

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What?

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But that's way too many points.

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What's your problem?

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My problem is the previous rounds meant
nothing.

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You know, I got bit by a death snake. I
wore very tight clothing to throw a

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beanbag. I think you liked that. I did,
but I'm still mad.

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Just tell us about the final round.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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To win the final round, you'll have to
use your brains.

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Yeah!

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So what do we have to do?

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You'll have to outsmart a monster.

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Monsters aren't real. Talking about your
sister.

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Piper? That's right.

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First person to get Henry's sister to
give them her phone, take a selfie with

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it, and send it to me from her number
wins the massage chair.

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This book's amazing.

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Okay.

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You can look now.

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is supposed to help me?

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Vertical stripes make everything look
thinner.

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Well, it's not working.

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Henry! Grace!

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What do you think of the stripes I
painted on your sister's leg? Looks

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Watch out.

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00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:25,990
Hey. Uh, listen, I think that we, uh,
there was a little bit of a mix -up this

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morning with our phones. You took mine.
Let's, uh, switch back, okay?

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00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,250
That's impossible.

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I've been staring at my phone all day.
Uh, no, no, no. Actually, that's

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seriously my phone. Okay, can I just
have it back?

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Whoa, girl.

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Nothing. Just give me your phone. I love
you.

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00:19:44,710 --> 00:19:46,130
Somebody unlocked this door.

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00:19:46,830 --> 00:19:49,210
Jasper, stop smacking my wife's house.

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00:19:51,450 --> 00:19:53,190
Why do you want my phone so bad?

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Because it's the best.

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Because you're the best.

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Look at you just being the best.

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00:20:01,870 --> 00:20:04,550
Hey, Piper. Hey, Mr. Hart.

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00:20:05,230 --> 00:20:06,730
Don't look at her leg.

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00:20:07,010 --> 00:20:08,010
Don't look at her leg.

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00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:23,550
girl code doesn't cover cell phones.

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00:20:24,910 --> 00:20:27,270
Then give your phone to me. I also want
to text a boy.

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Daughter of a dumpling!

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Can I borrow your phone?

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00:20:35,470 --> 00:20:38,070
Why does everyone want to borrow my
phone?

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00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:44,310
Uh, because it's emitting radioactive...
Ah, fine. I'm lying. Look, my boss is

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having this contest, and whoever wins
gets a really sweet massage chair.

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00:20:48,650 --> 00:20:49,710
A massage chair?

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00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:53,460
Yes, and the first person to send him a
selfie from your phone gets the chair.

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00:20:55,860 --> 00:21:00,300
I wonder if the vibrations from a
massage chair could shake the extra

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from this leg and spread them evenly
through both legs.

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00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:08,200
Only way to find out is for you to give
me your phone.

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00:21:08,460 --> 00:21:09,920
That's not the only way. Okay.

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00:21:13,830 --> 00:21:16,350
Plan to travel to Uzbekistan.

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00:21:16,670 --> 00:21:21,790
How many layers did he have? One, two,
three, four, five, six. Hold up, hold

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Looks like we may have a winner.

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00:21:26,710 --> 00:21:28,490
Oh, twist.

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00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:30,330
Fuck.

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by a death snake today.

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00:21:45,780 --> 00:21:47,060
Piper, when do I get a turn?

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After me.

326
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:49,640
No, I'm next, right, girl code?

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00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:52,920
My face needs a chair massage after
bashing into your door.

328
00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:55,720
So you guys all want a turn?

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00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:56,960
Yes.

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00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:58,640
Okay.

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00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:02,060
Maybe we can have a little competition
for it.