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WARNING: THIS PROGRAMME CONTAINS
SCENES OF A SEXUAL NATURE

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It tickles.

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- It does?
- Yes.

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- What?
- Nothing.

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I just... really like
hanging out with you.

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I really like hanging out with you.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

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Why?

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- Why do I like hanging out with you?
- Yeah.

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I...

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like hanging out with you because...

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you're vibrant.

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- Vibrant?
- Yes.

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What the f...

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Yeah, like life hasn't
numbed you yet.

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Numbed me?

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Is that what happens with age?

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Well, I guess when you're twelve...

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the highs are really high,
and the lows are really low.

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It's exhausting. So it's not all
a bad thing to be a little bit numb.

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And yes.

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I like spending time with you.

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But I'm also just really happy
with where we're at.

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Like the level that we're at
right now.

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You know? I wanna make sure that,
you know, we're on the same page.

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What page are you on?

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I'm at the page that you're 24
and on hold.

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And where I'm not looking
for a relationship.

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Are we cool?

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Was that Siri on the phone
last night?

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Yeah.

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She was outside,
downstairs actually.

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Was she?

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Yeah.

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We just talked.

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We haven't talked for a while, so...

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Yeah? How was that?

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I don't know.

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If you wanna be with her,

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you will find a way to deal
with all this shit that's happened.

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Are you scared of not being
with her?

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Yeah. I'm scared of not being
with her,

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but I'm scared of being
with her too.

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I don't know.

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Is it totally up to you? What does
she have to say about it all?

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She says that she'll give me time,

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and that she'll do anything
to make it right.

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Okay.

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But what if we can't make it right?

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She's not the only person
in the world for you.

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And...

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You've got that mansion in Cali
waiting for you, remember?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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How many girls have you been with?

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- Why?
- Because you've...

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been in a relationship
since you were, what, seventeen?

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And I'm curious. What's your number?

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Five and a half.

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Five and a half?
How do you fuck half a person?

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I don't know.
It's a special skill I have.

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That sounds so perverse.

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No, it was just this girl from work.

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And we kind of had sex,
but we kind of didn't.

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- So she's the half person?
- Yeah.

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She is.

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But five fully.

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- Five.
- Yeah.

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I've had a threesome.

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- Have you? Wow, okay.
- Yeah.

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Two guys or two girls?

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Two girls.
Siri and this French chick.

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- Check you out. How was it?
- It was...

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fucking awesome while we were at it,
but it sucked afterwards.

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That's when all this shit
went south.

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That's a rookie mistake.

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What do you mean?
What's a rookie mistake?

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Having a threesome
with your girlfriend.

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How many threesomes have you had?

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My fair share back in the day.

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Really?

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Did you like it?

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Why? Do you wanna give your
French chick a call, get her over?

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I mean...I'm down.

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Really? You little perv.

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We could give Siri a call.

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- Oh my god.
- Yeah, that's right. I went there.

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David. Come on.

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David? Come on.

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A bit cold, isn't it?

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I mean, how hard can it be?
I can't get my right armpit clean.

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You need help?

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Hang on...

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WYD?

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OUT WITH JO AND MI

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THOUGHT I COULD COME BY
AND PICK UP THE CONSOLE

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YEAH BUT I'M NOT HOME NOW...

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I CAN COME PICK UP THE KEYS.
WHERE R YOU?

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AT PHAT PANDA
SURE

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OK

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- Hello.
- Yeah, hi. I'm outside.

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- Yeah. I'll be right out.
- Yeah.

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Hi.

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- You all right?
- Yeah, I'm fine.

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- How are you?
- Yeah, I'm... I'm fine.

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- The keys?
- Yeah.

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- Here they are.
- Thanks.

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You'll come back with them later,
right?

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Yeah. But...
How long will you be here?

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Well, a while anyway.

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We're going to eat, and then
sing karaoke and stuff, so... Yeah.

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Nice.

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Who's with you, by the way?

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Miriam and Josephine
and then a gang from class,

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and some guy Josephine is dating,
I think.

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Yeah.

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Do you have time for... You want
a beer or something before you go?

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What the hell... One beer, then.

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One beer.

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- Hello.
- Hi!

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- How are you?
- Good, how are you?

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It's nice to see you!

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- Good. You?
- Yeah.

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This is David.

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Yes, I think this one is mine.

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Sorry, I didn't even say
the category.

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The category is "sex appeal".

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I'll be the indicator.

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I'll sing 17, Amy Winehouse.

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- What's that?
- Shrimp bao.

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Shrimp bao?

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- Have a taste.
- Yeah.

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You like it?

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Shit.

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Come on. Show it.

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Can I get a drum roll, please?

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Come on. Show us. What is it?

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No.

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What the fuck, baby? You left it for
three hours and you got a tattoo!

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Why?

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It was done in like a split second.
I was at the gym

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and I saw myself in the mirror
and I saw my neck.

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- And I've always hated my neck.
- Why?

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It's just inexpressive,
like the neck of a five-year-old.

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I didn't think about it. I was
just like, fuck it, I'm ADHD-ish,

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and I thought I might as well
get one done.

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Honestly, my dad is going
to kill me. Honestly.

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Of all the bad things I've done,
this is like the worst one.

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Yeah but, tattoos don't exactly
have a great track record

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in Jewish history.
At this point I just went, "fuck it.

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I love porn, shrimp, drugs,
non-Jewish boys.

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At this point it's like whatever,
I might as well get a tattoo."

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I am like, the definition
of non-kosher,

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I'm so treyf it's not even funny.

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- Hello.
- Yo, where are you?

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Hey. Eh, Phat Panda.

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It's like this karaoke
and restaurant place.

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Nice. Is Joanna there?

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No, it's Siri, Miriam
and Josephine and some others.

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- Oh, shit. Can I come?
- Yeah, come over.

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Nice. I'll just change my clothes.
See you soon.

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Yeah. Do that. Ciao.

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- Was that Mario? What?
- He's coming here.

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- What? Oh, okay. Okay.
- Why?

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Nothing, we love Mario.
We love Mario!

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- I bet you fucking love Mario.
- Okay!

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- Yeah, you do. I know you do.
- That's interesting.

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I bet he told you that.

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- Hey!
- Here he comes.

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Pleasure. Mario. Nice to meet you.

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Ladies.

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- Madame.
- Don't get too smoochy now.

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What the fuck?

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So what's the vibe, what's everyone
having? First round's on me.

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Oh, wait. This is really nice.

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So easy! Way too easy. But honestly,
you look great tonight.

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I wish I could say the same to you.
No, I'm joking.

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Oh, are you joking?

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- You look fantastic.
- Thank you.

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About to get fucked up tonight.

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All right, guys.
Your room is ready now.

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Can I enjoy your light for a second?

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Are you going home to fetch
the console?

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Yeah. You coming or are you
going with them?

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Okay. We're on the list
at Studio 6. Okay? Let's go.

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- No, I'll come with you.
- Okay.

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Miriam! I'll join you guys later,
we just have to go get something.

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- David call me later.
- Yeah, I'll call you later.

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Give me a call
when you're on your way!

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What is going on?

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Subtitles: Jennifer Larsson
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