1
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Come on, give me a peach!

2
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- Gimme one!
- Here you are.

3
00:00:55,053 --> 00:00:57,846
Step aside!

4
00:00:57,847 --> 00:01:02,847
Here I come!

5
00:01:03,770 --> 00:01:08,770
His Majesty is here.

6
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- Your Majesty!
- Your Majesty!

7
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Keep practicing, my boys.

8
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Give me my sword.

9
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Ah! The sword is broken.

10
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How am I supposed to teach you
without a proper weapon?

11
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How disappointing.

12
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That's too bad!

13
00:02:46,831 --> 00:02:51,831
You Majesty, it's not difficult
for you to get a great weapon.

14
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I just wonder if Your Majesty
is able to travel under the sea.

15
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Under the sea?

16
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There's no place I can't go, be it heaven or sea.

17
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Wonderful. Beneath the waterfall, there's a direct
route to the Dragon Palace of the Eastern Sea.

18
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If you're willing to go down there,
I'm sure you can find a fine weapon.

19
00:03:14,150 --> 00:03:19,150
Great! Then I shall not worry about it anymore.

20
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Children, wait here. I'll be right back.

21
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- Good bye, Your Majesty!
- Please come back early, Your Majesty!

22
00:03:56,984 --> 00:04:00,237
- Where on earth are you from?
- What are you doing here?

23
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Oh, it's General Shrimp and General Tortoise.
I'm here to see the Dragon King. Please go tell him.

24
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- Take me to him or I'll punch you.
- I'll go.

25
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Running!

26
00:04:51,706 --> 00:04:56,706
Here we are. Here we are.

27
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Your Majesty!
A strange monkey is barging into the Palace.

28
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Send him away!

29
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Hey, my close neighbor.

30
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What are you doing here?

31
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I live in the Flower-Fruit Mountain.

32
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I have not found myself a weapon.
So I've come specially to beg one from you.

33
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Oh, I see.

34
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General Shrimp, go and fetch a spear.

35
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Hey, it's no good.

36
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Go get the 3600-pound sword.

37
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Hey, it's too light for me.

38
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Too light?

39
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I have heavier ones, maybe too heavy.

40
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Bring the 7200-pound halberd.

41
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It's still too light for me.
Do you have any heavier ones?

42
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Sorry, Exalted Immortal, that halberd is
the heaviest weapon I have in the palace.

43
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Can't you find at least one good weapon
in your vast Eastern Sea?

44
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I do have something for you.
Come with me.

45
00:07:37,496 --> 00:07:40,832
- Look, Exalted Immortal.
- What's this?

46
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It has a long history.

47
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It's the needle that Yu the Great used to fasten the depths of
rivers and seas when he brought the waters under control.

48
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Take it if it suits you.

49
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A real treasure it is.

50
00:08:31,759 --> 00:08:36,759
Wonderful. If it were
just a little thinner, it would do.

51
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Ah!

52
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Thinner still.

53
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As-You-Will Gold-Banded Cudgel, 36,000 pounds.

54
00:09:26,522 --> 00:09:31,522
Smaller... Smaller... Smaller...

55
00:09:53,758 --> 00:09:56,342
My good neighbor, thank you so much.

56
00:09:56,343 --> 00:10:00,263
Wait! It's the most precious thing in my sea.
You can't take it away.

57
00:10:00,264 --> 00:10:05,264
"Take it if it suits you."
Didn't you say that?

58
00:10:16,447 --> 00:10:21,447
This is robbery. I'll sue you
in the court of Jade Emperor!

59
00:10:36,175 --> 00:10:37,926
Your Majesty,

60
00:10:37,927 --> 00:10:42,013
Sun Wukong, the monkey goblin,
has created chaos in the Dragon Palace.

61
00:10:42,014 --> 00:10:46,059
He took away the magic sea-calming needle.

62
00:10:46,060 --> 00:10:51,060
The monkey is very resourceful. If he's not removed,
the Dragon Palace will never be at peace,

63
00:10:53,109 --> 00:10:56,194
I humbly beg Your Majesty to
bring this monkey fiend to justice.

64
00:10:56,195 --> 00:10:59,948
Where's the monkey fiend from?
How has he dared to be so wild?

65
00:10:59,949 --> 00:11:04,949
He's a monkey spirit who attained
enlightenment 500 years ago.

66
00:11:05,371 --> 00:11:10,371
He's able to make dragons and tigers submit to him
and subdue seas and mountains.

67
00:11:12,378 --> 00:11:15,922
How could this be possible?

68
00:11:15,923 --> 00:11:19,551
Which divine general shall be sent
to capture the monkey fiend?

69
00:11:19,552 --> 00:11:20,635
Your Majesty,

70
00:11:20,636 --> 00:11:25,636
In my humble opinion, it would be better
to call him to heaven with Your Majesty's decree.

71
00:11:25,933 --> 00:11:30,933
Keep him under control.

72
00:11:31,522 --> 00:11:36,522
If he doesn't behave,
it's easier to arrest him that way.

73
00:11:47,079 --> 00:11:50,039
Don't get in the way.

74
00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:52,000
Change!

75
00:11:52,001 --> 00:11:56,713
It's so much fun!

76
00:11:56,714 --> 00:11:59,966
I'll go up there, too!

77
00:11:59,967 --> 00:12:04,888
Ah! It's too hard!

78
00:12:04,889 --> 00:12:09,889
Your Majesty, some old guy from heaven
is here to see you.

79
00:12:18,652 --> 00:12:23,652
- Send him in.
- Yes, Your Majesty!

80
00:12:32,458 --> 00:12:34,000
Hey!

81
00:12:34,001 --> 00:12:37,795
Who are you? What are you doing here?

82
00:12:37,796 --> 00:12:41,007
I'm from Heaven and I'm here to see your king.

83
00:12:41,008 --> 00:12:43,927
Nobody moves without His Majesty's order.

84
00:12:43,928 --> 00:12:46,679
His Majesty says bring him in.

85
00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:48,681
His Majesty says bring him in.

86
00:12:48,682 --> 00:12:53,682
Good.

87
00:12:58,359 --> 00:13:01,110
I'm Great White Planet from the Celestial Palace.

88
00:13:01,111 --> 00:13:05,573
The Jade Emperor sent me here to invite you to Heaven.

89
00:13:05,574 --> 00:13:07,867
What does he want me to do there?

90
00:13:07,868 --> 00:13:10,078
Take an official position there.

91
00:13:10,079 --> 00:13:15,079
To be an official? I'm not interested.

92
00:13:16,460 --> 00:13:19,754
Heaven is the place where gods and fairies live,

93
00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:24,133
very different from this Flower-Fruit Mountain.

94
00:13:24,134 --> 00:13:29,134
In Heaven, it is resplendent and magnificent;
there are exotic flowers and plants everywhere.

95
00:13:29,515 --> 00:13:34,515
There are Milky Way and rainbows.

96
00:13:36,188 --> 00:13:41,188
It would be such a pity
if you didn't at least visit the place.

97
00:13:42,403 --> 00:13:45,113
Fine, I'll go with you.

98
00:13:45,114 --> 00:13:48,241
- Your Majesty, we want to go too.
- Your Majesty, can we go to heaven as well?

99
00:13:48,242 --> 00:13:51,911
Why not? I'll go first.

100
00:13:51,912 --> 00:13:56,499
You be good at home and practice martial arts.
I'll take you there next time.

101
00:13:56,500 --> 00:14:01,500
Be good at home and practice martial arts.
We'll take you there next time.

102
00:14:01,547 --> 00:14:02,380
Where is your king?

103
00:14:02,381 --> 00:14:06,342
He has already been far far away.
Don't you hurry.

104
00:14:06,343 --> 00:14:08,219
Yes, just go!

105
00:14:08,220 --> 00:14:13,220
Wait!

106
00:14:35,289 --> 00:14:36,331
Where are you from?

107
00:14:36,332 --> 00:14:40,168
Jade Emperor invited me.
Get out of my way and let me in!

108
00:14:40,169 --> 00:14:42,170
Do you have the imperial edict with you?

109
00:14:42,171 --> 00:14:47,171
Jade Emperor invited me, why do you
keep me out with spears and swords?

110
00:14:47,926 --> 00:14:52,926
Get out of my way.
You don't want to annoy me, otherwise...

111
00:14:54,183 --> 00:14:59,183
Stop... Stop...

112
00:14:59,521 --> 00:15:04,521
Are you playing with me?
Why don't they let me in?

113
00:15:04,568 --> 00:15:08,780
It's the first time you have come here.
They don't know you.

114
00:15:08,781 --> 00:15:13,781
Let him in. This is an immortal from the lower world.
I have the imperial edict inviting him here.

115
00:15:16,580 --> 00:15:21,580
Please!

116
00:15:34,181 --> 00:15:36,391
Hey! Hey!

117
00:15:36,392 --> 00:15:41,392
Oh, come on.

118
00:15:57,204 --> 00:16:02,204
Wait a minute, please.
I'll inform Jade Emperor of your arrival.

119
00:16:34,491 --> 00:16:39,491
Your Majesty, Sun Wukong has arrived.

120
00:16:40,372 --> 00:16:45,372
Bring him here.

121
00:16:58,765 --> 00:17:03,765
Where is he?

122
00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:33,003
- Here is the monkey.
- Hah! So you're not a dummy?

123
00:17:37,554 --> 00:17:42,554
Go and pay your respect to Jade Emperor.
Go! Hurry!

124
00:17:45,354 --> 00:17:47,396
Where is Jade Emperor?

125
00:17:47,397 --> 00:17:51,400
There he is.
Hurry now and pay your respects.

126
00:17:51,401 --> 00:17:56,401
Get down on your knees.

127
00:17:57,741 --> 00:17:59,408
Your Majesty,

128
00:17:59,409 --> 00:18:04,409
Sun is an immortal from the lower world, he doesn't
know the manners of Heaven. Please forgive him.

129
00:18:05,832 --> 00:18:10,832
- Skip the court manners. Wenqu Star.
- Yes, Your Majesty.

130
00:18:10,879 --> 00:18:15,879
- Check whether there are any vacant positions.
- Yes, Your Majesty.

131
00:18:19,888 --> 00:18:23,224
Give him a minor position.

132
00:18:23,225 --> 00:18:26,435
Your Majesty, a superintendent position
is vacant in the Imperial Stables.

133
00:18:26,436 --> 00:18:31,436
Then make him the Protector of Horses
in charge of the Stables. You can go now.

134
00:18:32,150 --> 00:18:33,818
Be sure to thank His Majesty for his great kindness.

135
00:18:33,819 --> 00:18:35,570
What does the Protector of Horses do?

136
00:18:35,571 --> 00:18:40,571
You'll be in charge of the Imperial Stables
where there are thousands of fine horses.

137
00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:47,077
You are the highest ranking official there. Now you
really should thank His Majesty for his great kindness.

138
00:19:02,306 --> 00:19:06,475
Congratulations.

139
00:19:06,476 --> 00:19:11,476
Please, this is not for fun.

140
00:19:39,801 --> 00:19:44,263
The Imperial Stables.

141
00:19:44,264 --> 00:19:49,264
What are you doing? Get up!

142
00:19:55,692 --> 00:20:00,692
Please check the heavenly horses, sir.

143
00:20:13,502 --> 00:20:18,502
They are not taking care of the horses
in the way they should?

144
00:21:04,052 --> 00:21:08,013
- Heavenly Lord of Horses.
- Yes, sir.

145
00:21:08,014 --> 00:21:11,809
The Protector of Horses is your subordinate.

146
00:21:11,810 --> 00:21:16,810
You should keep an eye on him
and take him under your control.

147
00:21:17,774 --> 00:21:22,774
Yes, sir.

148
00:21:59,941 --> 00:22:04,941
All the heavenly horses have become
sturdy and tame since you came.

149
00:22:05,947 --> 00:22:09,492
You've done a great job.

150
00:22:09,493 --> 00:22:13,746
The Heavenly Lord of Horses is here.
The Protector of Horses, please go out to greet him.

151
00:22:13,747 --> 00:22:16,832
I don't care if he's the Lord of Horses
or the Lord of Cattle!

152
00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:21,833
- Heavenly Lord of Horses.
- Heavenly Lord of Horses.

153
00:22:29,012 --> 00:22:33,307
Where is the new Protector of Horses?

154
00:22:33,308 --> 00:22:38,308
- He's taming the horses.
- Go.

155
00:22:50,367 --> 00:22:55,367
For goodness' sake, who let the heavenly horses out?

156
00:22:57,249 --> 00:22:59,834
Who are you to be so careless here?

157
00:22:59,835 --> 00:23:04,835
You wild monkey! The Jade Emperor made you the Protector
of Horses, but you let the horses out without permission!

158
00:23:06,258 --> 00:23:10,386
If one horse gets lost, you'll be punished severely.

159
00:23:10,387 --> 00:23:13,514
Who do you think you are to teach me?

160
00:23:13,515 --> 00:23:15,683
I'm the commissioner sent by Jade Emperor.

161
00:23:15,684 --> 00:23:20,684
I'm asked to take care of you.
You'd better take my orders.

162
00:23:23,483 --> 00:23:28,483
Shut up! That old chap invited me here
and then assigned someone to oversee me?

163
00:23:28,572 --> 00:23:32,825
How dare you speak of Jade Emperor like that?

164
00:23:32,826 --> 00:23:35,411
- Tie him up!
- Yes, sir.

165
00:23:35,412 --> 00:23:40,412
Don't you dare!

166
00:23:45,881 --> 00:23:49,633
Get lost!

167
00:23:49,634 --> 00:23:54,634
Help! Help!

168
00:23:58,018 --> 00:23:59,727
Go tell Jade Emperor,

169
00:23:59,728 --> 00:24:04,728
I'll ask him to pay a price for despising me!
I won't be easily bullied!

170
00:24:12,824 --> 00:24:17,369
Your Majesty, something terrible just happened!

171
00:24:17,370 --> 00:24:22,370
The Protector of Horses hit the Lord of Horses
and destroyed the Imperial Stables. Now he's gone!

172
00:24:22,876 --> 00:24:27,876
This demon monkey dared to be
so rude as to offend the celestial authority?

173
00:24:27,923 --> 00:24:32,923
We must arrest him and punish him.

174
00:24:33,637 --> 00:24:37,806
It was the Lord of Horses' bad manners
that ruined the plan.

175
00:24:37,807 --> 00:24:42,807
- I'll have him change his mind and come back.
- Wait.

176
00:24:43,980 --> 00:24:45,314
Your Majesty,

177
00:24:45,315 --> 00:24:50,315
this conciliation policy only harms your Imperial dignity.

178
00:24:51,196 --> 00:24:56,196
We should not indulge the demon monkey so much.
Please send me to capture him and bring him to justice.

179
00:24:57,953 --> 00:25:02,748
Don't send the troops so easily.
It only hurts the army and the soldiers.

180
00:25:02,749 --> 00:25:06,710
Then should we wait till the monkey insults us all?

181
00:25:06,711 --> 00:25:10,214
Then, what you are going to do with him?

182
00:25:10,215 --> 00:25:12,591
He ran out of the Celestial Court without permission.

183
00:25:12,592 --> 00:25:17,592
If this is not severely punished, others will
follow him, then Heaven will be in chaos.

184
00:25:19,766 --> 00:25:23,686
You are right. I'm convinced.

185
00:25:23,687 --> 00:25:27,606
Your Majesty.

186
00:25:27,607 --> 00:25:28,524
Your Majesty,

187
00:25:28,525 --> 00:25:33,525
the Protector of Horses has put up a banner and called
himself "Great Sage Equaling Heaven" in the Mountain.

188
00:25:34,990 --> 00:25:39,990
How dare he!

189
00:27:02,077 --> 00:27:04,203
Mighty Magic Spirit.

190
00:27:04,204 --> 00:27:06,038
Yes, Your Majesty.

191
00:27:06,039 --> 00:27:11,039
- You spearhead the attack.
- Yes, Your Majesty.

192
00:27:18,343 --> 00:27:23,343
Ah! LOOK!

193
00:27:23,681 --> 00:27:27,810
Here comes a fat guy.

194
00:27:27,811 --> 00:27:32,811
Hide!

195
00:28:05,515 --> 00:28:10,515
Who are you?

196
00:28:15,650 --> 00:28:20,650
You little monkey! You can never survive my hammer.

197
00:29:28,681 --> 00:29:33,681
Can you stand up?

198
00:29:39,776 --> 00:29:43,570
- Go!
- Yes, Your Majesty.

199
00:29:43,571 --> 00:29:48,571
Monkey fiend, here comes Prince Nezha.

200
00:29:52,372 --> 00:29:57,372
You're still wet behind the ears. Don't talk so big.
The Great Sage Equal of Heaven won't hit you.

201
00:29:58,753 --> 00:30:03,753
How dare you to call yourself Great Sage
Equal of Heaven? Here, take my spear!

202
00:30:05,176 --> 00:30:09,596
Go and tell Jade Emperor to grant my title,

203
00:30:09,597 --> 00:30:14,597
or I'll fight to his Throne Hall.

204
00:33:58,910 --> 00:34:03,910
Don't laugh yet.
I'll come back and flatten this mountain.

205
00:34:05,750 --> 00:34:10,750
I'll be waiting for you.

206
00:36:45,409 --> 00:36:47,118
Your Majesty,

207
00:36:47,119 --> 00:36:52,119
That monkey fiend's magical powers were too far-reaching,

208
00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:57,500
Nezha and Mighty Magic Spirit couldn't defeat him,
I beg Your Majesty to send more troops.

209
00:36:57,838 --> 00:37:02,838
So many soldiers couldn't defeat a monkey fiend?

210
00:37:09,475 --> 00:37:12,394
Do you actually need more troops?

211
00:37:12,395 --> 00:37:15,230
He's really too powerful to subdue.

212
00:37:15,231 --> 00:37:20,231
I'd said he has seventy-two different forms
and is indeed skilful.

213
00:37:22,697 --> 00:37:27,697
Your Majesty, the monkey even called
himself "Great Sage Equaling Heaven".

214
00:37:28,077 --> 00:37:32,455
He said if this title is not granted,
he'll fight to the Throne Hall.

215
00:37:32,456 --> 00:37:37,456
What?

216
00:37:37,545 --> 00:37:41,756
I beg Your Majesty to issue
another edict and send more troops.

217
00:37:41,757 --> 00:37:43,967
That monkey fiend is indeed powerful.

218
00:37:43,968 --> 00:37:48,388
In my humble opinion, Your Majesty
could give him the empty title...

219
00:37:48,389 --> 00:37:51,891
...and then he can be kept in Heaven.

220
00:37:51,892 --> 00:37:56,892
It's not a bad idea. But I'm afraid...

221
00:37:57,398 --> 00:38:02,398
...he'll make trouble again
if he stays in Heaven for long.

222
00:38:02,570 --> 00:38:07,570
Your Majesty, there should be no more fights.

223
00:38:10,619 --> 00:38:14,998
The game is not worth the candle.

224
00:38:14,999 --> 00:38:19,999
It's more feasible to put him on house arrest in Heaven.

225
00:38:22,381 --> 00:38:26,050
I think we should follow Great White Planet's advice.

226
00:38:26,051 --> 00:38:30,764
Make him the Guardian of the Peach Orchard.

227
00:38:30,765 --> 00:38:35,765
Try to tame him. Should he cause
any more trouble, capture him immediately.

228
00:38:37,062 --> 00:38:42,062
Your Majesty is indeed wise.
I'll go and persuade him to Heaven again.

229
00:38:57,416 --> 00:38:59,209
So much fruit here!

230
00:38:59,210 --> 00:39:04,210
- Yummy!
- Yummy!

231
00:39:13,224 --> 00:39:18,224
Wait for me.

232
00:39:41,085 --> 00:39:42,544
Your Majesty,

233
00:39:42,545 --> 00:39:47,545
it's a narrow escape. Let's not do that again.

234
00:40:05,025 --> 00:40:10,025
Ah! We've got the spy! We've got the spy!

235
00:40:16,287 --> 00:40:21,287
- What's happening there?
- Let's go and have a look.

236
00:40:23,586 --> 00:40:26,421
We've captured a spy, Your Majesty.

237
00:40:26,422 --> 00:40:27,505
Bring him here.

238
00:40:27,506 --> 00:40:29,549
Go over there!

239
00:40:29,550 --> 00:40:31,384
Great Sage,

240
00:40:31,385 --> 00:40:36,385
Oh, it's you. What are you doing here again?

241
00:40:41,937 --> 00:40:46,482
The Jade Emperor sent me.
He invites you up to Heaven.

242
00:40:46,483 --> 00:40:51,483
The Jade Emperor? I'm not interested any more.

243
00:41:05,336 --> 00:41:10,336
It was the fault of the Heavenly Lord of Horses.
The Jade Emperor has already punished him.

244
00:41:10,883 --> 00:41:13,760
He should have done that a long time ago.

245
00:41:13,761 --> 00:41:18,761
Jade Emperor has given you the title of "Great Sage
Equaling Heaven". He invites you up to Heaven.

246
00:41:21,310 --> 00:41:24,979
So the old Jade Emperor admitted defeat?

247
00:41:24,980 --> 00:41:29,980
In the Flower-Fruit Mountain, I'm already the Great
Sage Equaling Heaven. I don't need his grant.

248
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:34,697
I'm not going.

249
00:41:34,698 --> 00:41:39,698
You can leave now. Go away!

250
00:41:40,913 --> 00:41:45,913
This Mountain is abundant in flowers and fruits.
And the landscape is great.

251
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:48,670
Of course.

252
00:41:48,671 --> 00:41:53,671
But, it is nothing compared with...

253
00:41:55,427 --> 00:41:58,930
...the Peach Orchard in Heaven.

254
00:41:58,931 --> 00:42:03,101
What orchard could possibly be better
than my Flower-Fruit Mountain?

255
00:42:03,102 --> 00:42:08,102
The Queen Mother's Peach Orchard is
the number one wonderland in Heaven.

256
00:42:09,566 --> 00:42:14,566
Its beauty is unmatched!

257
00:42:15,781 --> 00:42:20,781
The fruit here is nothing compared with the peaches there.

258
00:42:23,122 --> 00:42:26,874
I'm not making it up.

259
00:42:26,875 --> 00:42:31,875
The Jade Emperor would like you to
be the Guardian of the Peach Orchard.

260
00:42:32,798 --> 00:42:36,968
Such a wonderful place.
Don't you want to go and take a look?

261
00:42:36,969 --> 00:42:41,639
Wait a minute. Let me think.

262
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:46,640
Ok, I'll go with you and take a look.

263
00:42:54,194 --> 00:42:59,194
Congratulations, Great Sage. This way, please.

264
00:42:59,825 --> 00:43:04,537
Where is the Peach Orchard?

265
00:43:04,538 --> 00:43:09,459
Look. The glow there.

266
00:43:09,460 --> 00:43:14,460
- You can go there whenever you want to.
- Ok. I'm going right now.

267
00:44:06,308 --> 00:44:08,893
It's you, Great Sage.

268
00:44:08,894 --> 00:44:13,481
I'm the land god of the Peach Orchard.
How can I serve you?

269
00:44:13,482 --> 00:44:18,482
- I want to take a look at the garden.
- Let me show you the way, Great Sage.

270
00:44:32,084 --> 00:44:37,084
It's a peach garden.

271
00:44:44,096 --> 00:44:49,096
My Great Sage! My Great Sage!

272
00:44:59,611 --> 00:45:02,864
My Great Sage!

273
00:45:02,865 --> 00:45:07,865
My Great Sage!

274
00:45:08,996 --> 00:45:13,996
Great Sage, the peach trees here ripen every 3000 years;

275
00:45:16,795 --> 00:45:21,795
anyone who eats them becomes immortal.

276
00:45:21,967 --> 00:45:26,967
- What? Eat a peach and you become immortal?
- That's right.

277
00:45:32,936 --> 00:45:36,314
It makes you immortal.

278
00:45:36,315 --> 00:45:41,315
There are more trees ahead. This way, please.

279
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:46,908
Great sage,

280
00:45:46,909 --> 00:45:51,909
the trees here ripen every 6000 years;

281
00:45:53,624 --> 00:45:58,624
these peaches can turn ordinary people to celestial beings.

282
00:46:01,089 --> 00:46:03,883
- Great!
- Of course.

283
00:46:03,884 --> 00:46:07,178
Ok!

284
00:46:07,179 --> 00:46:09,597
Let me take a bite.

285
00:46:09,598 --> 00:46:14,598
Great Sage, you mustn't.

286
00:46:15,103 --> 00:46:19,357
Why?

287
00:46:19,358 --> 00:46:21,108
You mustn't eat them.

288
00:46:21,109 --> 00:46:26,109
These peaches are especially for the Peach Banquet
held by Queen Mother. You cannot eat them now.

289
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:29,867
Then when can I eat them?

290
00:46:29,868 --> 00:46:32,119
Peaches of nine thousands years...

291
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:37,120
...will be served during the Peach Banquet.

292
00:46:37,793 --> 00:46:42,793
- You can have as many peaches as you want then.
- Show me the 9000-year peaches.

293
00:46:44,967 --> 00:46:48,094
Great Sage, here they are.

294
00:46:48,095 --> 00:46:53,095
These peaches are incredible.
It takes 9000 years to ripen.

295
00:46:53,934 --> 00:46:57,228
I see. They blossom and bear fruit
once every 9000 years.

296
00:46:57,229 --> 00:47:01,190
Ok. I'll take a walk by myself.
You can go and take a break now.

297
00:47:01,191 --> 00:47:06,191
- But I'm supposed to be with you.
- Forget it.

298
00:47:28,010 --> 00:47:33,010
I can't wait till the Peach Banquet. I'll eat now.

299
00:49:53,905 --> 00:49:58,905
Dear fairy maidens, forgive me for my late welcome.

300
00:49:59,703 --> 00:50:04,703
Don't bother. Just take us to pick the peaches.

301
00:50:05,959 --> 00:50:09,712
Fairies,

302
00:50:09,713 --> 00:50:13,591
- things are different here.
- What happened?

303
00:50:13,592 --> 00:50:18,179
The Jade Emperor has appointed
the Great Sage to administer the Orchard.

304
00:50:18,180 --> 00:50:23,180
Please wait here. Let me go and report it first.

305
00:50:23,685 --> 00:50:25,186
What Great Sage?

306
00:50:25,187 --> 00:50:30,187
Whoever he is, he's in no place to mind our business.

307
00:50:31,234 --> 00:50:36,234
Fairies!

308
00:50:37,324 --> 00:50:39,533
Please don't...

309
00:50:39,534 --> 00:50:44,534
All right. I'll report it when he comes back.

310
00:51:08,813 --> 00:51:13,692
Why are there so few peaches this year?

311
00:51:13,693 --> 00:51:18,693
- It seems they've been plucked.
- Who dared? Did you do it?

312
00:51:19,366 --> 00:51:24,119
You did it! You did it!

313
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:27,665
Come over here, sisters!
There's a big peach here.

314
00:51:27,666 --> 00:51:32,666
Where is it?

315
00:51:43,890 --> 00:51:47,309
Who is it?

316
00:51:47,310 --> 00:51:52,310
The Queen Mother sent us here
to pick peaches. Who are you?

317
00:51:54,192 --> 00:51:56,986
Oh, Queen Mother sent you.

318
00:51:56,987 --> 00:52:01,949
I'm the Great Sage Equaling Heaven.
What are you picking the peaches for?

319
00:52:01,950 --> 00:52:06,870
To make preparations for the Peach Banquet.

320
00:52:06,871 --> 00:52:08,789
Interesting, interesting.

321
00:52:08,790 --> 00:52:13,043
Who will be invited to the Banquet?

322
00:52:13,044 --> 00:52:18,044
Lord Lao Zi, Guanyin from the South Sea, the 500 Arhats,

323
00:52:18,466 --> 00:52:23,466
Celestial beings from the upper eight caves,
the middle eight caves and the lower eight caves.

324
00:52:24,389 --> 00:52:25,889
Who else?

325
00:52:25,890 --> 00:52:30,890
There are many more.
All the celestial immortals are invited.

326
00:52:31,146 --> 00:52:36,146
- Even the Dragon King of the Eastern Sea...
- Enough! Will there be a seat for me, the Great Sage?

327
00:52:39,821 --> 00:52:43,407
Great Sage Equaling Heaven?
I've never heard of such a title.

328
00:52:43,408 --> 00:52:48,408
An orchard keeper will never be invited
to a Banquet in Jade Pool.

329
00:52:54,169 --> 00:52:59,169
So, they tricked me again!

330
00:52:59,215 --> 00:53:04,215
The Jade Emperor bullied me once again!
I'll never forgive him!

331
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:07,431
Come on. Let's go.

332
00:53:07,432 --> 00:53:09,058
Hurry!

333
00:53:09,059 --> 00:53:14,059
Wait!

334
00:53:17,609 --> 00:53:22,609
Freeze!

335
00:56:10,365 --> 00:56:15,365
Jade Emperor, you despised me,
but I can sit in a seat of honor as well.

336
00:56:16,621 --> 00:56:21,621
Jade Emperor, fill my cup with wine.

337
00:56:27,632 --> 00:56:32,632
Queen Mother, give me some peaches.

338
00:56:35,932 --> 00:56:40,932
His Majesty made you "Great Sage Equaling Heaven".

339
00:56:41,938 --> 00:56:46,938
Great Sage Equaling Heaven?
I've never heard of it.

340
00:57:01,958 --> 00:57:06,958
Jade Emperor, there's no seat for you around me.

341
00:57:13,720 --> 00:57:18,720
Queen Mother, make your banquet jollier.

342
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:27,520
Bring me more wine.

343
00:57:33,197 --> 00:57:38,197
Children, come, have a drink.

344
00:57:50,548 --> 00:57:54,301
The stuff here is delicious.

345
00:57:54,302 --> 00:57:59,302
I'll take them back and share with my children.

346
00:58:26,542 --> 00:58:30,587
Hey, Jade Emperor. Nobody dares offend you.

347
00:58:30,588 --> 00:58:35,588
But I'd like to change that.

348
00:58:40,181 --> 00:58:45,181
I'll go back to the Flower-Fruit Mountain.

349
00:59:08,292 --> 00:59:13,292
How did I get here, Lord Lao Zi's Residence?

350
00:59:18,928 --> 00:59:23,928
It's tranquil here. I might as well
go in and have some fun.

351
00:59:31,691 --> 00:59:36,691
Old chap.

352
00:59:37,655 --> 00:59:40,824
Old chap.

353
00:59:40,825 --> 00:59:45,825
Where has he been?

354
00:59:50,376 --> 00:59:55,376
Old chap.

355
00:59:55,590 --> 00:59:57,674
The alchemy room?

356
00:59:57,675 --> 01:00:02,675
I'd like to visit the place where Lao Zi makes his elixir.

357
01:01:11,666 --> 01:01:16,666
Here're the Golden Elixir Pills made for Jade Emperor.

358
01:02:07,763 --> 01:02:12,763
Jade Emperor, there're no Golden Elixir Pills
left for you any more.

359
01:02:19,609 --> 01:02:24,609
Now I'd better go back and
have a party with my children.

360
01:02:38,836 --> 01:02:43,836
His Majesty is back?

361
01:02:50,848 --> 01:02:55,848
Come here!

362
01:03:27,551 --> 01:03:32,551
Children, the drinks and dishes are gifts
from Jade Emperor and Queen Mother.

363
01:03:33,683 --> 01:03:38,683
Now help yourself.

364
01:03:40,273 --> 01:03:45,273
Damn it!

365
01:04:21,272 --> 01:04:26,272
Wow! So many peaches!

366
01:04:30,197 --> 01:04:32,699
You are amazing, Your Majesty!

367
01:04:32,700 --> 01:04:37,700
These are the peaches from Queen Mother.
You will be forever young after you eat them.

368
01:05:01,479 --> 01:05:06,479
This... this is terrible!

369
01:05:06,776 --> 01:05:10,445
Queen Mother.

370
01:05:10,446 --> 01:05:15,283
That monkey is a savage!
He ate the immortal peaches.

371
01:05:15,284 --> 01:05:20,284
When he knew he wasn't invited to the Banquet,
he cursed Jade Emperor and Queen Mother.

372
01:05:20,831 --> 01:05:24,000
How dare that monkey fiend!

373
01:05:24,001 --> 01:05:26,669
This is a rebellion!

374
01:05:26,670 --> 01:05:31,174
Your Majesty, we must punish the monkey severely.

375
01:05:31,175 --> 01:05:36,175
Here comes Supreme Lord Lao Zi.

376
01:05:36,806 --> 01:05:41,806
- Your Majesty.
- Please do not stand on ceremony.

377
01:05:42,061 --> 01:05:46,731
The monkey fiend ate up...

378
01:05:46,732 --> 01:05:50,026
...all the Golden Elixir Pills I made for you.

379
01:05:50,027 --> 01:05:55,027
He's now back in the Flower-Fruit Mountain.

380
01:05:55,366 --> 01:06:00,366
Your Majesty, we must have the monkey
captured and brought to justice.

381
01:06:00,830 --> 01:06:03,790
I beg Your Majesty to dispatch the troops right now.

382
01:06:03,791 --> 01:06:08,791
Take 100,000 heavenly soldiers and
capture the wretch for punishment.

383
01:06:11,215 --> 01:06:16,215
Yes, Your Majesty!

384
01:06:42,997 --> 01:06:45,790
You bold monkey!

385
01:06:45,791 --> 01:06:50,170
You dared to steal the peaches,
the wine and Lord Lao Zi's Elixir Pills.

386
01:06:50,171 --> 01:06:54,215
Yeah! I did it! So what?

387
01:06:54,216 --> 01:06:59,216
You've committed horrible crimes. You'd better
go admit your guilt and accept punishment.

388
01:06:59,346 --> 01:07:04,346
You hairy little one, how dare you talk to me like that?

389
01:09:19,612 --> 01:09:24,612
Come out!

390
01:10:48,951 --> 01:10:53,079
- Ambush in front of the mountain.
- Yes, Your Majesty!

391
01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:56,082
- Ambush in the back of the mountain.
- Yes, Your Majesty!

392
01:10:56,083 --> 01:10:58,334
You must not let go of the monkey!

393
01:10:58,335 --> 01:11:02,255
- Meishan Brothers,
- Yes, Sir.

394
01:11:02,256 --> 01:11:07,256
- Go ask Lord Erlang to help capture the monkey.
- Yes, Your Majesty!

395
01:11:27,740 --> 01:11:29,615
Charge!

396
01:11:29,616 --> 01:11:34,616
Charge!

397
01:13:49,464 --> 01:13:54,464
Watch this!

398
01:14:31,089 --> 01:14:36,089
" Charge!
" Charge!

399
01:14:53,195 --> 01:14:58,195
I'll catch you!

400
01:19:03,111 --> 01:19:08,111
His Majesty, allow me to give Erlang a hand.

401
01:19:19,252 --> 01:19:24,252
Go.

402
01:19:42,484 --> 01:19:47,484
A stealthy attack. Not a true hero's deed...

403
01:19:58,124 --> 01:20:03,124
Monkey fiend, you reap what you sow.

404
01:20:03,255 --> 01:20:07,967
This is the consequence of rebelling against me.

405
01:20:07,968 --> 01:20:10,469
Jade Emperor, you were great.

406
01:20:10,470 --> 01:20:14,473
You sent so many troops
and only got me in a stealthy way.

407
01:20:14,474 --> 01:20:17,017
I'll see what you're gonna do to me.

408
01:20:17,018 --> 01:20:22,018
Stop it! You're a dead monkey now!

409
01:20:22,190 --> 01:20:27,190
Execute him!

410
01:21:08,570 --> 01:21:13,570
Shoot the arrows!

411
01:21:33,178 --> 01:21:38,178
What shall we do?

412
01:21:44,731 --> 01:21:49,731
Your Majesty, I'll get rid of him.

413
01:22:00,163 --> 01:22:01,205
Hurry!

414
01:22:01,206 --> 01:22:06,206
Go! Go!

415
01:22:07,212 --> 01:22:12,212
Put the monkey into the furnace.

416
01:22:19,682 --> 01:22:24,682
- Monkey, how do you like it in the furnace?
- It's hot in here. Very hot!

417
01:22:25,522 --> 01:22:30,522
It'll be even hotter.

418
01:22:38,451 --> 01:22:43,451
- Blow the fire!
- Yes, sir!

419
01:23:02,976 --> 01:23:07,976
- Hey, how do you feel now?
- It's much cooler. Comfy!

420
01:23:08,857 --> 01:23:13,857
Alright. I'll keep you cool and comfortable.

421
01:23:15,738 --> 01:23:18,407
Hurry!

422
01:23:18,408 --> 01:23:23,408
Don't you dare underestimate me!

423
01:23:32,422 --> 01:23:37,422
How do you feel now? Still comfortable?

424
01:23:44,893 --> 01:23:49,893
The Monkey has been burnt to ash.
Open the furnace now.

425
01:23:50,190 --> 01:23:55,190
Yes, sir!

426
01:24:08,666 --> 01:24:13,666
He's become two golden pills.

427
01:24:47,622 --> 01:24:52,622
Great Sage! Great Sage!

428
01:26:10,774 --> 01:26:16,006
"The Great Sage, Equal of Heaven"