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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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Hey, there you go.
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How was the game?
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0-8. Tackleberry here even got booted
in the fourth.
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Crap. I was rooting for you.
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We can't all be big winners
like Stan The Man here.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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You better watch it or I'll tell your mom
you pulled in here smelling like hooch.
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Yeah. Yeah. I didn't get this smart
by being stupid.
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Oh, then how did you?
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Good Lord's work, I guess.
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- Sure wasn't from no books.
- Yeah.
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Hey, keep to the back roads. Hey.
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- Head on a swivel, huh?
- All right.
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- Thanks for the wise words. Yeah.
- You should be a guidance counselor.
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Stanley, I know you're there.
I can hear you breathing.
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What you got, Stanley?
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Okay, I got 592 dol... No.
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Oh, jeez, 529 dollars and 34 cents.
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Oh, shit.
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Well, you want me to do a recount?
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No, no, no, I got a shift to turn over
and a poker game to go to.
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Ain't no way I'm recounting the drawer
over a damn 34 cents?
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Are you sure?
Because I'll start from scratch.
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There's no problem.
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You know Monday's my last shift?
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Yeah. Thirty-eight years to the day.
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Yeah, 38, that's right. That's what
they said the word on the street is.
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It's Tuesday morning technically,
you know, according to payroll.
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Then it's hasta la vista, baby.
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That's The Terminator. It's from...
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That's T2 actually.
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I don't know what we going to do
without you, Stanley.
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Guess we'll have to shut
the whole joint down, huh?
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I doubt that.
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Did you find a replacement
for the graveyard shift yet?
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Yeah. That's what I'm working on.
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Oh, whoever you get,
I just hope they're up to snuff.
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You know,
it's like my mom always used to say:
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"Some people turn up their sleeves,
and some just don't turn up at all."
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Screw Shazz.
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She's jealous because you're finally
getting out of this shithole.
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Albion is not a shithole.
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If you ask 10 average Americans
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to describe Albion, Michigan,
in two words,
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"shit" and "hole" will be at the top
of their list.
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I mean,
why would anybody ever come to Albion?
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Well, a lot of people go
to the cider mill.
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Hey, could you take me to pick up
some of those moving boxes later?
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I don't wanna rummage
through my sister's garage.
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- You live there.
- Still feels intrusive.
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I can't afford to be buying
a bunch of empty boxes just for moving.
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I'm short of cash as it is.
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Buying empty boxes does feel
kind of stupid.
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I should be studying for my DMV exam.
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You still worried about that test?
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I told you,
only retards and ex-cons fail that thing.
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What do you know
about this replacement of yours?
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Nothing, except his name's Jevon.
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Jevon?
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- The fuck kind of name is that?
- Heck if I know.
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I just hope
he's not some fricking deadbeat.
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I'm mostly a homebody anyway.
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Jevon Williams.
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{\an8}Is that how you typically sit
for an entrance interview?
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My bad. Didn't realize
this was an interview.
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I'm asking questions.
You're answering them, aren't you?
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Now, it says here
you just got out of county.
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Have you made a plan
for gainful employment?
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I applied for a few jobs around town,
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but I've quit or been fired
from most of them.
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So kind of puts me in a tough spot.
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But I did get a call back
from Oscar's Chicken N' Fish.
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It's a regional chain.
I wouldn't exactly call it gainful.
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I'm assigning you Officer Kelly,
who just transferred from Corrections.
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Hi there. It's nice to meet you.
You can just call me Evelyn.
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She'll meet you here tomorrow at 2
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to go over the conditions
of your probation in more detail.
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Okay.
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So I get it now. So is it like...?
It's like "good cop, bad cop"?
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- Oak and the willow?
- Mr. Williams,
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full-time employment and enrollment
in school or vocational training.
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These are your basic requirements.
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Fail to meet these
and your probation will be in violation.
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What does that mean?
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That means that you'll go back to jail
for the remainder of your sentence.
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So 10 months.
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Defacing a city monument's
a serious offense.
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Not to mention,
you called the officer a "house Negro,"
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resisting arrest and the little stunt
you pulled on the escalator.
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- It was the most direct route, bro.
- That's enough.
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You can go.
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Damn, boy. You all right, baby lungs?
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Hey, chronic isn't exactly easy
to get in county, bro.
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Yeah, all right.
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What's that saying?
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You can never go home again.
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You ain't gotta go home, but you sure
as hell can't crash on my couch, homo.
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You should embroider that
on a throw pillow.
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All right, so that's gonna put Dylan
and his beautiful bride up $500 in points.
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- No welcome home party?
- There's my sugar plum!
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Oh, baby.
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- Where the hell you been?
- I told you, I had some stuff to do.
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My baby, always scheming up something.
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Didn't they feed you nothing in there?
You're thin as a string bean.
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What's up, Uncle Charles?
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What ever happened
to "three hots and a cot"?
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How was the Old Jackson County
Country Club?
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I don't wanna hear nothing
about that in here. No way.
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You wanna say hi to Papa? Say hi to Papa.
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- Hey, big guy.
- Come on.
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Where you going? I just got here.
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- What's up?
- Have you been smoking?
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- No, I told you, I'm done with that.
- Then why are your eyes so red?
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I don't know. Seasonal allergies?
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Did you read the article I sent you
on marijuana and memory loss?
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No. Must have forgot.
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I hate to jog your memory,
but Carter's rash is coming back.
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What'd the doctor say?
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Sydney slept through
the appointment. Tell him.
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I took a nap between shifts
because I was working a double.
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Selling that phony eye cream
to them old white ladies?
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It's not just eye cream.
It's a daily, organic skin care program.
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And it's temporary.
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Can you run Carter by the clinic later?
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I thought you needed to use the car.
Don't you start work tonight?
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I'll call them
and tell them I'm running late.
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Sounds like Foot Locker all over again.
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What did I tell you about smoking
around Carter?
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He's way over there.
Besides, they're lights.
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Come on, you can drop me off on the way.
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- Okay, I need to do my hair first.
- To go to the doctor?
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I'm not leaving the house,
looking like this.
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Hello!
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Yo, open the door!
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The dining room's closed!
Drive-through only after 10!
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- No, I'm training. Open the door!
- We're closed! Drive-through only!
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I'm Jevon. I'm training.
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Yo!
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Oscar's Chicken N' Fish. This is Stanley.
How may I help you?
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Yo, it's Jevon, man.
I'm supposed to be starting tonight.
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Oh, hey, how's it going?
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I'm getting eaten alive out here, man.
Open the damn door!
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Oh, crap. Oh, okay, hang on.
Be right there.
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Come on, what'd you think,
I was gonna rob the joint?
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Don't answer that.
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I'm Jevon.
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I'm Stanley.
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Well, come on.
We'll get started on your paperwork.
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You run this show by yourself?
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Pretty much.
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Fernando does prep
till around midnight or so,
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and then it's a one-man show till 6.
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Who's Fernando?
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Well, he does prep.
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Had to leave early for laser tag.
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So...
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You got any fast-food experience?
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Just eating it.
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How about on register?
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Nah, man, but I mean, I could count.
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So are you a people person?
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I thought I already had the job. Shazz
asked me if I could start right away.
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So I mean, what, are you like
the unofficial mayor of this place?
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I'm the night manager.
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What's Shazz, then?
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She's the head manager.
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What's the difference?
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Just the time of day we work.
We're pretty much like equals.
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She's not your boss?
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Well, we got kind of...
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Sort of a co-type of thing.
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- It sounds like a simple hierarchy to me.
- Okay.
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This is the employee handbook.
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It's got all the rules in it. It's got...
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It's got cooking temperatures.
It's got closing procedures.
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- I like to refer to this as our bible.
- As your bible.
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You come up with that by yourself?
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Oh, yeah. Sort of.
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That's clever.
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Okay, now this form here.
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This states that you read the handbook.
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You got a pen?
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You're supposed to read
the handbook first.
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You're supposed to read
the handbook first.
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So you get three unexcused absences
before you're suspended without pay.
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What if the bus is running late?
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I've been taking the bus for 38 years,
and I've only been late once.
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And that's because the bus driver had
a stroke and crashed into a Jiffy Lube.
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And I had to work the entire shift
with a sprained wrist.
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Just a regular Willis Reed, huh?
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There's a lot more goes into this job
than what's in the handbook.
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There's an art to the third shift.
You gotta do a little bit of everything.
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You gotta cook and clean
and prep and serve
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and improvise.
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Once I had to make my own pickles.
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And once we hosted a birthday party
and we ran out of ketchup.
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- What'd you do?
- I did what I had to.
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It wasn't pretty.
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This is where the magic happens.
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Every sandwich is made right here.
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Chicken on the right, fish on the left.
And you don't never mix the two.
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- Separate but equal.
- Yeah, sort of.
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The chart up here tells you
everything goes on each sandwich.
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I try to be conservative with the pickles.
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I do three per sandwich.
Yeah, so that's what it's got here.
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I... You know, that's about it.
Just follow the rules.
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Oh, don't use the stall in the men's room.
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There's a bit of a logjam.
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Goddamn!
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Bro.
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You know, I think
honey mustard's our best sauce.
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A lot of people like ranch and barbecue.
But I think honey mustard's our best.
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Nine times out of 10,
I can tell you what kind of sauce
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people are gonna get
even before they order.
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Sauce whisperer, huh?
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High school and college kids and stuff,
I almost always give ranch.
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I call them the ranch generation.
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And girls, and especially moms and stuff,
they got fancier taste,
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so they almost always get honey mustard.
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And old people, I don't know,
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they always get barbecue.
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I guess that's because
that's all they know.
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Yeah. How about you?
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I'm also a barbecue kind of guy.
Yeah, I guess it's in my DNA.
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Oh, yeah.
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- So you went to Albion High, huh?
- Yeah, on occasion.
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I was supposed to walk in '71.
That's the year we went to state.
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Yeah, I remember seeing
the black-and-white photos in the gym
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looking like a bunch
of Jimmy Chitwoods and shit.
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That team would've beat the crap out
of the team they got there now.
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Are you kidding me, man?
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Those goofy, corny motherfuckers.
You're out of your damn mind.
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Ain't no wonder you never graduated.
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I could have if I wanted to.
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Oh, yeah? Then why didn't you?
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Because I didn't want to.
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So how come you sporting
that class ring, then?
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I don't know.
240
00:18:14,011 --> 00:18:17,055
I got it my junior year.
I figured I paid for it.
241
00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:20,267
Motherfucker.
242
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:22,686
Oh, yeah, you gotta watch them poppers.
243
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,022
Your arms will end up looking
like ground chuck.
244
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:27,065
Hey, check this out.
245
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:29,193
They're like battle wounds, huh?
246
00:18:31,028 --> 00:18:33,071
Oh, no.
247
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:50,714
Oscar's Chicken N' Fish, this is Stanley.
How may I help you?
248
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:54,051
Hey, it's Jake from Ten Palms Nursing
down in Sarasota.
249
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:57,137
- Sorry to call so early.
- Hey, how's it going?
250
00:18:57,221 --> 00:18:59,431
Your mom had bit of a scare today.
251
00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:03,185
- Is she all right?
- Everything turned out to be fine.
252
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:06,104
She seems to have slipped back
into atrial fibrillation.
253
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:07,397
She slipped in what?
254
00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:11,443
Atrial fibrillation. It's a temporary
and minor heart arrhythmia.
255
00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:13,987
Well, it sounds serious.
256
00:19:14,071 --> 00:19:16,406
The doctor had a look
and he can resolve it for now.
257
00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:19,576
But we're monitoring the situation
just in case.
258
00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:21,662
She's gonna be fine.
259
00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:28,585
You scared the heck out of me there.
260
00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:31,505
Yo, Stanley!
Do you guys use the five-second rule?
261
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:35,217
No! Hang on, I'll be right there!
262
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,761
Are you still wanting
to move her out next week?
263
00:19:38,762 --> 00:19:41,473
- Yeah, yeah. Hundred percent, yeah.
- Are you sure?
264
00:19:41,557 --> 00:19:43,392
Yeah, no, she needs to be with family.
265
00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:47,521
Why you think I'm driving all the way
down there? To get an apartment together.
266
00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:48,814
We're sorry to see her go.
267
00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:52,192
I'll start processing her transfer papers,
first thing Monday.
268
00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:54,528
You know, wait, hang on. I'll grab her.
269
00:19:55,529 --> 00:19:59,324
- I'm gonna have to call you back.
- All right. Are you sure?
270
00:20:05,581 --> 00:20:07,791
Hey! Sorry about that.
271
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:11,920
You know, bureaucracy kind of goes
at its own pace, so...
272
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:15,007
Yeah. Don't we all?
273
00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:20,470
Oh, you...
274
00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:23,348
You actually went to school
with my daughter, didn't you?
275
00:20:23,432 --> 00:20:25,267
Cynthia. Cynthia Kelly?
276
00:20:26,894 --> 00:20:28,896
Oh, yeah, I remember her.
277
00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:31,815
She was in all that shit
with the flags, right?
278
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:34,359
Yeah, color guard.
279
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,362
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
280
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:43,493
You... You wrote the column, right,
for the school paper?
281
00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:45,871
- What was it called?
- "Get a Load of This."
282
00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:48,540
Oh, man, yeah. I loved that.
That cracked me up.
283
00:20:48,624 --> 00:20:50,501
It cracked me up. It did.
284
00:20:50,584 --> 00:20:55,172
And you did that... The hit piece
on the local teachers' union, right?
285
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:56,381
What did you call them?
286
00:20:56,465 --> 00:21:00,302
- "A zit on the face of organized labor."
- Yeah.
287
00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:02,054
Do you still write?
288
00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:04,348
Yeah. Yeah, I try to.
289
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:08,268
Whenever I have free time.
But I haven't had much lately.
290
00:21:08,352 --> 00:21:09,645
I just had a son, so...
291
00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:13,148
Well, that'll... Yeah.
292
00:21:13,232 --> 00:21:16,151
How's fatherhood wearing on you?
293
00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:22,032
It's good. Yeah, it's going good.
294
00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:24,576
That's good.
295
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:30,290
So, what's the protocol here?
296
00:21:30,374 --> 00:21:34,670
They are recommending 100 hours
of community service,
297
00:21:34,753 --> 00:21:38,215
monthly reporting,
mandatory employment or schooling,
298
00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:43,762
- and biweekly drug testing, so...
- Like pissing in a cup?
299
00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:49,226
Toxicology screening, yeah.
300
00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:05,242
Hey! Look what I found. You remember this?
301
00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:07,369
Old Stan The Man?
302
00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:08,996
I wasn't too bad in middle school.
303
00:22:09,079 --> 00:22:12,374
You weren't too bad
till they made you wear skates.
304
00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:16,837
- You coming tomorrow? Throw some darts?
- Why, so you can stick me with the bill?
305
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,547
We split that even Stephen.
306
00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:21,550
You guys had like 10 beers.
I had one fricking Mountain Dew.
307
00:22:21,633 --> 00:22:23,760
You had more than one Mountain Dew.
308
00:22:25,095 --> 00:22:26,430
It was free refills!
309
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:30,767
I still don't see what your big rush is.
Running off with your panties in a bunch.
310
00:22:30,851 --> 00:22:34,605
I told you, the nursing home
I got my mom in is a dump.
311
00:22:35,606 --> 00:22:38,108
Besides, if I don't leave now,
I'll never go.
312
00:22:39,109 --> 00:22:41,403
Nothing here for me anyways.
313
00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:46,491
Suit yourself. Don't pitch a bitch about
missing the gang once you're in Florida.
314
00:22:46,575 --> 00:22:49,286
There's a reason
snowbirds fly back every year.
315
00:22:58,504 --> 00:23:01,673
I thought I asked you not to smoke that
no more in here, Rich.
316
00:23:01,757 --> 00:23:03,175
I thought you left.
317
00:23:03,258 --> 00:23:05,010
No, not till Tuesday.
318
00:23:05,093 --> 00:23:07,137
I thought today was Tuesday.
319
00:23:07,221 --> 00:23:08,972
It's Friday.
320
00:23:10,390 --> 00:23:12,267
My bad!
321
00:24:02,568 --> 00:24:05,946
Jevon? Jevon?
322
00:24:08,282 --> 00:24:09,783
- Yo.
- Chicken tenders.
323
00:24:09,867 --> 00:24:11,159
- Chicken tenders are up.
- What?
324
00:24:11,243 --> 00:24:13,662
- Chicken tenders are up.
- I thought you were on the fryer.
325
00:24:13,745 --> 00:24:16,039
They're right behind you.
326
00:24:16,123 --> 00:24:17,958
Dude, I'm getting crushed here.
327
00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:20,544
Oh, for crying out loud. Are you serious?
328
00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:22,421
Does Fernando ask you
to bread onion rings?
329
00:24:22,504 --> 00:24:24,173
- No, because that's not his job.
- Right.
330
00:24:24,256 --> 00:24:27,467
My job was to follow your instructions.
You told me to wrap the sandwiches.
331
00:24:27,551 --> 00:24:30,053
Yeah, and now I'm telling you
to grab the fryer.
332
00:24:30,137 --> 00:24:32,055
I can't do both, man.
333
00:24:32,139 --> 00:24:34,808
You want me to disobey
your original instructions?
334
00:24:34,892 --> 00:24:36,810
That's a slippery slope
we're heading down.
335
00:24:36,894 --> 00:24:41,732
You like to talk, don't you?
Fernando, can you get the fryer, please?
336
00:24:47,029 --> 00:24:50,574
- Here.
- Don't lift the bag. Jesus.
337
00:24:50,657 --> 00:24:52,326
Excuse me.
338
00:24:55,662 --> 00:24:57,456
There you go. Thank you.
339
00:24:57,539 --> 00:24:59,166
Good night!
340
00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:09,927
You know,
a big part of working here is teamwork.
341
00:25:10,010 --> 00:25:11,762
It says so right in the handbook.
342
00:25:11,845 --> 00:25:15,057
Teamwork? What, are we Crockett and Tubbs?
343
00:25:15,140 --> 00:25:17,976
You told me to wrap the sandwiches,
so that's what I did.
344
00:25:18,060 --> 00:25:20,521
Sometimes you gotta do more
than the bare minimum.
345
00:25:22,022 --> 00:25:24,858
Oh, I definitely plan
on just doing the bare minimum.
346
00:25:24,942 --> 00:25:27,528
Well, what is that supposed to mean?
347
00:25:27,611 --> 00:25:32,741
Do you expect me to bust my ass
for 9.25 an hour, for what?
348
00:25:32,824 --> 00:25:36,078
So some corporate prick can add
a game room onto his McMansion?
349
00:25:36,161 --> 00:25:37,329
- Gary...
- Please.
350
00:25:37,412 --> 00:25:39,164
Gary's not like that.
351
00:25:39,248 --> 00:25:42,292
This place has been here since the '50s.
352
00:25:43,293 --> 00:25:46,421
When people come here,
they expect good food and good service.
353
00:25:47,422 --> 00:25:51,718
- This place is practically a landmark.
- Man, the food here sucks.
354
00:25:51,802 --> 00:25:54,888
Why do you think
everybody goes to McDonald's?
355
00:25:57,307 --> 00:26:01,520
Well, it's put a roof
over my head for 38 years.
356
00:26:07,276 --> 00:26:11,655
I don't have the luxury
to take a fricking stand against the man.
357
00:26:12,656 --> 00:26:15,576
Yo, I'm not gonna be here no 38 years.
358
00:26:15,659 --> 00:26:20,914
And if I'm still here at your age, man,
put me out of my misery, please.
359
00:26:22,833 --> 00:26:26,336
- Hey, I'm going on a break.
- So you asking me or telling me?
360
00:26:26,420 --> 00:26:29,464
Pick one. You're the boss.
361
00:26:30,465 --> 00:26:32,801
Well, don't be lollygagging.
362
00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:50,068
What the hell is this?
363
00:26:51,069 --> 00:26:53,155
- A hamburger?
- It's supposed to be.
364
00:26:53,238 --> 00:26:56,158
That's what it said on the menu.
That's what I paid for.
365
00:26:56,241 --> 00:26:58,785
Too bad it's a goddamn meatsicle!
366
00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:02,623
- Have you bitten into a frozen hamburger?
- Not that I remember, no.
367
00:27:02,706 --> 00:27:05,292
Have you ever driven a half hour home
to three screaming kids
368
00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:07,419
and then bitten into a frozen hamburger?
369
00:27:07,503 --> 00:27:08,837
No.
370
00:27:10,005 --> 00:27:12,132
This shit's about to get fixed right here.
371
00:27:12,216 --> 00:27:14,760
Okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.
372
00:27:14,843 --> 00:27:18,388
Just, you know,
drive around the window and...
373
00:27:20,807 --> 00:27:22,726
We'll take care of it. Yeah.
374
00:27:23,727 --> 00:27:25,854
Well, how the hell did that happen?
375
00:27:25,938 --> 00:27:28,482
I don't think he left it
on the grill long enough.
376
00:27:28,565 --> 00:27:31,109
I know that.
I meant, weren't you supervising?
377
00:27:31,193 --> 00:27:33,070
- No, I was on break.
- You was with Dale?
378
00:27:33,153 --> 00:27:34,821
No, not with Dale.
379
00:27:34,905 --> 00:27:38,534
- I just don't think he's a good fit here.
- That isn't up to you.
380
00:27:38,617 --> 00:27:40,494
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
381
00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:43,038
Let me explain something to you, okay?
382
00:27:43,121 --> 00:27:45,624
Training Jevon is your responsibility.
383
00:27:45,707 --> 00:27:49,253
And if you don't,
I'll hold on to your check till you do.
384
00:27:49,336 --> 00:27:51,755
That's just bull, Shazz, and you know it.
385
00:27:51,839 --> 00:27:53,257
You think I give a damn?
386
00:27:53,340 --> 00:27:55,717
- Yeah, but...
- Save the buts, Stanley.
387
00:27:55,801 --> 00:28:00,347
Jevon is your responsibility,
and it's your job to train him.
388
00:28:01,348 --> 00:28:03,058
Well...
389
00:28:49,688 --> 00:28:54,735
She was acting like an entitled brat.
You know, the universe settled the score.
390
00:28:54,818 --> 00:28:58,238
- No, you settled the score.
- Me, as a part of the universe.
391
00:28:58,322 --> 00:29:00,365
What part of the universe is that?
392
00:29:00,449 --> 00:29:03,535
A universe where assholes like her
don't get to shit on whoever they want.
393
00:29:03,619 --> 00:29:05,204
They're not assholes.
394
00:29:05,287 --> 00:29:07,080
They're customers.
395
00:29:15,088 --> 00:29:18,467
God! Doggone it.
396
00:29:19,927 --> 00:29:22,137
You good? Here.
397
00:29:29,186 --> 00:29:33,398
You know, this wasn't my dream job
when I started.
398
00:29:33,482 --> 00:29:36,610
But it's turned out
to be pretty darn good for me.
399
00:29:39,905 --> 00:29:41,490
Okay, you can laugh.
400
00:29:42,491 --> 00:29:44,034
But I like what I do.
401
00:29:44,117 --> 00:29:47,663
It's something I'm good at,
and that means something to me.
402
00:29:48,872 --> 00:29:52,292
Do you know Fernando was a high school
geography teacher in El Salvador
403
00:29:52,376 --> 00:29:56,088
before he had to leave because
of all the shootings and drugs and stuff?
404
00:29:57,089 --> 00:29:59,633
And now he makes twice as much
as he made back there.
405
00:30:00,634 --> 00:30:03,720
Sometimes you just gotta make
your own breaks.
406
00:30:09,893 --> 00:30:11,979
Look at Brett Favre.
407
00:30:21,029 --> 00:30:24,116
{\an8}Hello! Is anybody there?
408
00:30:24,199 --> 00:30:27,327
Can I get a small fry with extra ketchup?
409
00:30:27,411 --> 00:30:29,204
Oh, come on, Sam.
410
00:30:29,288 --> 00:30:32,833
The drive-through is for vehicles only,
for safety.
411
00:30:42,092 --> 00:30:45,596
I fought in Afghanistan.
Don't tell me about no safety.
412
00:30:45,679 --> 00:30:47,055
No, you didn't.
413
00:30:48,056 --> 00:30:51,310
And how many times I gotta tell you
I can't serve you on foot?
414
00:30:51,393 --> 00:30:55,272
- Fuck this. I wanna talk to a manager.
- Why you always gotta do this?
415
00:30:55,355 --> 00:30:58,150
He said to kick rocks, you booze bag!
416
00:30:59,860 --> 00:31:02,738
So that's how you treat a loyal customer?
417
00:31:02,821 --> 00:31:04,615
A veteran?
418
00:31:04,698 --> 00:31:06,992
You're lucky
there's glass between us, kid.
419
00:31:07,075 --> 00:31:10,996
Otherwise I'd jack you up bigtime.
420
00:31:25,093 --> 00:31:26,678
I wish I could do that.
421
00:31:27,679 --> 00:31:30,182
Just tell somebody off like that.
422
00:31:31,683 --> 00:31:34,269
Yeah, it's definitely an acquired skill.
423
00:31:34,353 --> 00:31:37,564
There's just so many people
I'd just like to say the heck with.
424
00:31:37,648 --> 00:31:39,608
Yeah, it could be useful sometimes.
425
00:31:39,691 --> 00:31:44,071
It's also probably the reason
I'm stuck where I am now,
426
00:31:44,154 --> 00:31:50,911
shooing off drunken lowlifes
and seasoning curly fries, man.
427
00:31:52,287 --> 00:31:55,499
- No offense.
- No.
428
00:32:29,783 --> 00:32:31,994
Well, ain't this a bitch?
429
00:32:35,372 --> 00:32:38,458
Shazz's gonna go through the roof
if she sees this.
430
00:33:16,747 --> 00:33:17,623
Just...
431
00:33:27,841 --> 00:33:29,885
Which way are you headed?
432
00:33:29,968 --> 00:33:33,055
I thought I might catch the 48.
433
00:33:34,056 --> 00:33:34,932
You?
434
00:33:36,225 --> 00:33:37,768
Same.
435
00:34:31,989 --> 00:34:33,407
So how many miles you got on her?
436
00:34:34,408 --> 00:34:36,702
Hundred eighty-something.
437
00:34:36,784 --> 00:34:40,246
Used to be my girlfriend's,
but she'd just as soon take the bus.
438
00:34:41,248 --> 00:34:43,125
Is she reliable?
439
00:34:44,168 --> 00:34:45,252
My girlfriend?
440
00:34:46,253 --> 00:34:47,880
No, the...
441
00:34:49,130 --> 00:34:51,592
I'm not an expert but yeah.
442
00:34:52,592 --> 00:34:54,428
I don't see why not.
443
00:34:55,888 --> 00:34:57,681
Where'd you say you was going?
444
00:34:57,764 --> 00:34:59,433
Sarasota.
445
00:35:00,517 --> 00:35:02,269
It's in Florida.
446
00:35:03,270 --> 00:35:05,522
My mom lives down there.
447
00:35:11,111 --> 00:35:12,487
So I can't afford no lemon.
448
00:35:13,488 --> 00:35:16,158
Hey, what you see is what you get.
449
00:35:25,292 --> 00:35:27,294
Think I can take it for a spin
around the block?
450
00:35:28,295 --> 00:35:31,757
You got a driver's license
I can hang on to?
451
00:35:35,302 --> 00:35:37,262
I left it at work.
452
00:35:40,974 --> 00:35:42,559
All right.
453
00:35:42,643 --> 00:35:45,521
But it ain't got no insurance,
so if you break it, you buy it.
454
00:35:45,604 --> 00:35:48,649
Okay. It's a deal.
455
00:36:19,721 --> 00:36:21,223
Okay.
456
00:36:21,306 --> 00:36:23,892
Let's stretch
this pony's legs a little bit.
457
00:36:23,976 --> 00:36:25,978
What do you say?
458
00:36:39,116 --> 00:36:41,660
Okay, okay.
459
00:36:43,662 --> 00:36:45,205
Learn how do drive, asshole!
460
00:36:45,289 --> 00:36:47,124
Stop.
461
00:36:47,207 --> 00:36:49,126
Road hog!
462
00:36:56,383 --> 00:36:58,051
Oh, God.
463
00:36:58,135 --> 00:36:59,928
Oh, God.
464
00:37:00,929 --> 00:37:02,514
Just defensive driving.
465
00:37:03,515 --> 00:37:05,601
Read the darn manual.
466
00:37:06,602 --> 00:37:08,145
God.
467
00:37:34,505 --> 00:37:36,465
What the hell?!
468
00:37:37,966 --> 00:37:39,551
Copy.
469
00:37:46,016 --> 00:37:49,186
He says he's willing
to let it slide for 500.
470
00:37:50,562 --> 00:37:52,064
In terms of the bus,
471
00:37:52,147 --> 00:37:55,150
the city will be in touch with you,
but it doesn't look that bad.
472
00:37:55,234 --> 00:37:57,194
Five hundred bucks? Five...?
473
00:37:57,277 --> 00:37:59,488
That's like half the price
of the whole car.
474
00:37:59,571 --> 00:38:01,865
It's either that or buy it at full price.
475
00:38:02,866 --> 00:38:05,661
Well, what good's a car
with only three doors?
476
00:38:05,744 --> 00:38:08,830
It'll make getting in and out
a whole lot easier.
477
00:38:10,999 --> 00:38:12,209
It could have been worse.
478
00:38:12,292 --> 00:38:15,170
Another half second, it could have
been you instead of that door.
479
00:38:15,254 --> 00:38:18,799
In terms of driving without a license,
since you got a clean record
480
00:38:18,882 --> 00:38:22,261
and you seem like a stand-up guy,
I'm not gonna charge you.
481
00:38:22,344 --> 00:38:24,847
Next time I won't be so forgiving.
Understand?
482
00:38:24,930 --> 00:38:26,431
Yes, sir.
483
00:38:37,025 --> 00:38:38,652
Enjoy.
484
00:38:46,660 --> 00:38:49,079
I'm not complaining about the job.
485
00:38:49,162 --> 00:38:50,998
I'm just stating facts.
486
00:38:51,081 --> 00:38:54,126
Fried food is the number one cause
for high cholesterol rates
487
00:38:54,209 --> 00:38:55,919
among African Americans.
488
00:38:56,003 --> 00:38:58,964
- I'm too tired for it, Jevon.
- Too tired for what?
489
00:38:59,047 --> 00:39:00,507
This.
490
00:39:00,591 --> 00:39:03,594
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one
carrying my weight around here.
491
00:39:03,677 --> 00:39:05,262
Carrying your weight?
492
00:39:05,345 --> 00:39:09,016
Syd, I'm wearing a name tag and a visor.
493
00:39:09,099 --> 00:39:11,810
Yeah, until next week,
when you show up high as a kite
494
00:39:11,894 --> 00:39:16,732
or get fired for lecturing your boss
on the alienation of labor.
495
00:39:19,067 --> 00:39:21,737
I'm thinking about moving back
with my parents.
496
00:39:22,738 --> 00:39:24,281
What?
497
00:39:25,282 --> 00:39:28,827
- That's like an hour away.
- Well, what choice do I have?
498
00:39:28,911 --> 00:39:30,454
Sleeping on your mom's air mattress
499
00:39:30,537 --> 00:39:32,372
and returning pop bottles
to make ends meet.
500
00:39:32,456 --> 00:39:33,540
It's temporary.
501
00:39:33,624 --> 00:39:35,250
That's what you said about the last place.
502
00:39:35,334 --> 00:39:36,376
And it was.
503
00:39:37,544 --> 00:39:39,630
Everything is temporary with you, Jevon.
504
00:39:39,713 --> 00:39:44,676
I'm done moving from place to place.
I'm done being broke. I'm done.
505
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:46,887
Yeah, you mentioned that.
506
00:39:50,307 --> 00:39:53,602
- So, what about Carter, then?
- What about Carter?
507
00:39:53,685 --> 00:39:56,939
You realize you've hardly been home
since you got out, right?
508
00:39:57,022 --> 00:39:58,273
Okay.
509
00:39:58,357 --> 00:40:00,901
So that's what this is about.
510
00:40:00,984 --> 00:40:03,946
- I told you I was at Brandon's.
- Yeah. Writing?
511
00:40:04,029 --> 00:40:06,698
- Clearing your head, right?
- Yes!
512
00:40:07,699 --> 00:40:10,118
- Maybe.
- Don't bullshit me, Jevon.
513
00:40:10,202 --> 00:40:13,539
- You haven't picked up a pen in months.
- It's not as easy as picking up a pen!
514
00:40:13,622 --> 00:40:15,832
- Then what is it?
- I don't know!
515
00:40:15,916 --> 00:40:19,753
But I can't figure it out
with all this shit hanging over my head!
516
00:40:23,423 --> 00:40:25,801
Is that what we are to you?
517
00:40:27,845 --> 00:40:29,596
I didn't mean that.
518
00:40:31,348 --> 00:40:32,850
Now, are you sure?
519
00:40:33,851 --> 00:40:37,604
You've barely looked in Carter's direction
since you got out.
520
00:40:38,605 --> 00:40:41,567
Jevon, I gave up everything
to try and do this together.
521
00:40:41,650 --> 00:40:44,820
I gave up track.
I sacrificed my scholarship.
522
00:40:44,903 --> 00:40:47,781
I'm here, aren't I?
523
00:40:47,865 --> 00:40:49,908
So, what are you talking about?
524
00:40:51,577 --> 00:40:54,413
Just being here is not enough.
525
00:41:04,423 --> 00:41:06,550
I don't know
how I'm even gonna get down there.
526
00:41:06,633 --> 00:41:08,844
I barely had enough dough
to make it before the accident.
527
00:41:08,927 --> 00:41:12,890
- What about flying?
- Flying? What, are you out of your tree?
528
00:41:12,973 --> 00:41:16,101
Well, Rusty and my sister flew down
to North Carolina
529
00:41:16,185 --> 00:41:17,686
for that civil war thing.
530
00:41:17,769 --> 00:41:19,521
- They said it wasn't too bad.
- No way.
531
00:41:19,605 --> 00:41:21,857
- I'm not that cuckoo.
- I'm just saying.
532
00:41:21,940 --> 00:41:24,359
You could stick around here
a couple more months
533
00:41:24,443 --> 00:41:26,361
and save up a little more dough.
534
00:41:27,362 --> 00:41:32,159
No, I already told the nursing home
my mom would be out of there by next week.
535
00:41:32,242 --> 00:41:35,078
- They probably already gave her bed away.
- What about your brother?
536
00:41:35,162 --> 00:41:36,955
That prick's got more money than the pope.
537
00:41:37,039 --> 00:41:38,916
No way. That's the last thing I wanna do.
538
00:41:39,917 --> 00:41:41,418
- What's up?
- Hey, Jevon.
539
00:41:42,419 --> 00:41:44,505
Dale, this is Jevon.
540
00:41:46,173 --> 00:41:48,967
Dale's been giving me some driving tips.
541
00:41:49,051 --> 00:41:52,596
All I'm saying, they're not gonna throw
your mom out on the street.
542
00:41:52,679 --> 00:41:54,640
It don't work that way, you know.
543
00:41:54,723 --> 00:41:57,392
Plus, taking care
of old people ain't easy.
544
00:41:57,476 --> 00:41:59,561
You ever changed a diaper?
545
00:41:59,645 --> 00:42:02,564
But with a full-size deuce in it,
not a kiddie shit.
546
00:42:04,066 --> 00:42:05,526
No, not yet.
547
00:42:05,609 --> 00:42:08,028
I shit myself once.
548
00:42:08,111 --> 00:42:12,407
Band class. Sixth grade. French horn.
Went for the high note, boom.
549
00:42:12,491 --> 00:42:14,284
Sauce.
550
00:42:16,119 --> 00:42:20,791
Cleaning that up was pretty bad.
And that was my own. Follow me?
551
00:42:28,006 --> 00:42:30,759
Oh, shit.
552
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:34,263
What up, Jevon?
553
00:42:34,346 --> 00:42:36,014
What's up, bro-bro?
554
00:42:37,015 --> 00:42:41,311
- You moonlighting or something?
- Nah, man. I'm just covering for a homey.
555
00:42:42,312 --> 00:42:45,566
- What up, Big Stan?
- You know Jevon?
556
00:42:46,567 --> 00:42:50,821
Well, starting next week,
he's gonna be head honcho around here.
557
00:42:50,904 --> 00:42:52,739
Honcho?
558
00:42:53,740 --> 00:42:55,576
Yeah, Monday's my last shift.
559
00:42:55,659 --> 00:42:58,203
I'm heading down to Margaritaville.
560
00:42:58,287 --> 00:43:00,247
Hey.
561
00:43:01,290 --> 00:43:02,791
Yeah.
562
00:43:03,834 --> 00:43:05,294
Yeah.
563
00:43:06,503 --> 00:43:10,174
- It's 8.60.
- Don't look like no side hustle to me.
564
00:43:11,175 --> 00:43:13,886
Boy look like
he slaying hush puppies.
565
00:43:13,969 --> 00:43:16,889
- What kind of sauce do you want, man?
- Barbecue.
566
00:43:25,397 --> 00:43:26,899
I don't know if it's these onions
567
00:43:26,982 --> 00:43:29,693
or this shit going down in Flint
that's making me cry.
568
00:43:29,776 --> 00:43:32,404
Why don't you try wearing gloves?
569
00:43:32,487 --> 00:43:34,072
It won't burn as bad.
570
00:43:34,156 --> 00:43:37,034
It's transferred mostly through the hands.
571
00:43:40,454 --> 00:43:43,165
You know, the whole thing reeks
of a failing autocracy.
572
00:43:43,248 --> 00:43:44,875
Yeah, I know.
573
00:43:44,958 --> 00:43:47,169
So try putting on the gloves.
574
00:43:47,252 --> 00:43:50,422
Let me ask you something.
How much you make an hour?
575
00:43:57,054 --> 00:43:58,805
Thirteen fifty.
576
00:43:58,889 --> 00:44:01,266
Thirteen fifty?
577
00:44:01,350 --> 00:44:03,143
After 38 fucking years?
578
00:44:03,227 --> 00:44:06,522
- That ain't bad change.
- Yeah, for a crossing guard.
579
00:44:07,564 --> 00:44:08,857
I started at 3.10.
580
00:44:10,484 --> 00:44:11,735
Three ten?
581
00:44:12,736 --> 00:44:15,656
Damn, man.
Have you ever heard of inflation?
582
00:44:15,739 --> 00:44:19,201
My cousin manages at a Hardee's
and makes 15.75 an hour.
583
00:44:19,284 --> 00:44:21,787
And she's, like,
the least responsible person I know.
584
00:44:21,870 --> 00:44:26,166
Do you realize how much this place
has profited off of your crotchety ass
585
00:44:26,250 --> 00:44:29,127
for the past 30-whatever years?
586
00:44:29,211 --> 00:44:32,756
They've literally made hundreds
of thousands of dollars off your back.
587
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:35,008
Did they ever share any of it with you?
588
00:44:35,092 --> 00:44:37,427
- Well, no, but...
- Yeah.
589
00:44:37,511 --> 00:44:38,679
See?
590
00:44:38,762 --> 00:44:41,682
See, man, that's what I'm saying, man.
591
00:44:49,773 --> 00:44:51,775
Well, that's your opinion.
592
00:45:01,076 --> 00:45:02,494
Hey.
593
00:45:05,372 --> 00:45:07,291
It's my own special recipe.
594
00:45:08,292 --> 00:45:10,711
I call it The Stan-wich.
595
00:45:14,256 --> 00:45:15,716
This looks legit, man.
596
00:45:15,799 --> 00:45:18,510
Just don't tell Shazz
you're eating on the clock.
597
00:45:19,511 --> 00:45:22,181
Prep's wrapped. I'm taking off.
598
00:45:22,264 --> 00:45:25,601
Listen, Fernando, can you empty
the grease traps on your way out?
599
00:45:25,684 --> 00:45:27,603
They're starting to reek.
600
00:45:38,614 --> 00:45:41,533
So how much longer
until we gotta prep breakfast?
601
00:45:43,368 --> 00:45:45,287
We got a while.
602
00:45:46,413 --> 00:45:50,959
I always say, the first half
of graveyard's fighting off drunks.
603
00:45:52,252 --> 00:45:54,796
The second half's fighting off boredom.
604
00:45:58,509 --> 00:46:00,010
You're gonna start talking again,
aren't you?
605
00:46:00,093 --> 00:46:01,470
No.
606
00:46:07,476 --> 00:46:09,019
You're not following through.
607
00:46:09,102 --> 00:46:10,187
Well, wait...
608
00:46:10,270 --> 00:46:12,397
You gotta bend your knees
and follow through.
609
00:46:13,398 --> 00:46:16,485
Bend your knees. Squeeze your core.
610
00:46:19,613 --> 00:46:21,615
That's game. That's game, baby.
611
00:46:21,698 --> 00:46:23,575
Okay, rematch. We got a rematch.
612
00:46:23,659 --> 00:46:26,036
All right. If you wanna hold another L,
that's on you.
613
00:46:26,119 --> 00:46:28,330
I do. Yeah, I do.
614
00:46:29,873 --> 00:46:32,793
Did you see that story
about that dude in Tampa
615
00:46:32,876 --> 00:46:35,546
who got high on bath salts,
ate his neighbor's face?
616
00:46:35,629 --> 00:46:36,672
Oh, no.
617
00:46:36,755 --> 00:46:38,924
Or the coroner in Coral Gables,
618
00:46:39,007 --> 00:46:43,136
they found like 50 frozen dicks
in his freezer, man.
619
00:46:43,220 --> 00:46:45,013
Florida is bonkers, man.
620
00:46:45,097 --> 00:46:47,516
Now you're giving me the willies.
621
00:46:48,809 --> 00:46:49,768
I go first.
622
00:46:49,852 --> 00:46:52,229
- Fifty dicks.
- Frozen.
623
00:46:52,312 --> 00:46:54,439
Hey, what's this?
624
00:46:54,523 --> 00:46:57,776
My probation officer,
in all of her white liberal guilt,
625
00:46:57,860 --> 00:46:59,987
suggested I sign up for community college.
626
00:47:01,321 --> 00:47:04,658
- What for?
- My thoughts exactly, man.
627
00:47:05,659 --> 00:47:09,204
I don't know why anybody would pay
some stiff 50 grand a year
628
00:47:09,288 --> 00:47:11,498
for some shit
that they can learn on the Internet.
629
00:47:11,582 --> 00:47:14,960
I don't think college can teach
a real writer shit.
630
00:47:15,043 --> 00:47:17,296
I think experience comes at a cost,
631
00:47:17,379 --> 00:47:20,632
but it sure ain't a college tuition.
632
00:47:21,633 --> 00:47:24,386
I don't know.
I think college sounds like fun.
633
00:47:24,469 --> 00:47:26,805
You ever see Animal House?
634
00:47:31,852 --> 00:47:33,061
Bend your knees.
635
00:47:33,145 --> 00:47:34,855
Would you...?
636
00:47:36,648 --> 00:47:37,900
Jevon, I...
637
00:47:37,983 --> 00:47:42,446
This... That's it. I'm done.
I'm done. You won't stop talking.
638
00:47:50,245 --> 00:47:51,455
What do you wanna drink?
639
00:47:52,456 --> 00:47:55,292
Sierra Mist, please.
640
00:48:11,391 --> 00:48:14,144
So, what do you write?
Like, raps and stuff?
641
00:48:16,396 --> 00:48:18,148
Do I look like a rapper?
642
00:48:20,901 --> 00:48:22,694
Nah, man.
643
00:48:23,779 --> 00:48:24,947
Journals.
644
00:48:25,948 --> 00:48:28,617
Blogs. Political commentary.
645
00:48:28,700 --> 00:48:30,953
I used to have a column
in the school newspaper.
646
00:48:31,036 --> 00:48:32,371
- You did?
- Yeah.
647
00:48:32,454 --> 00:48:34,456
I used to want to be a writer,
648
00:48:34,540 --> 00:48:39,503
but inspiration is hard to come by
on an empty stomach, so...
649
00:48:40,629 --> 00:48:42,339
Who said that?
650
00:48:47,344 --> 00:48:48,887
You were class of '71?
651
00:48:48,971 --> 00:48:50,681
Should've been.
652
00:48:52,266 --> 00:48:54,059
Were you there when they...?
653
00:48:55,060 --> 00:48:57,521
When they killed that Ricky Powell dude?
654
00:48:58,522 --> 00:49:00,691
That Black kid they beat down
behind the school?
655
00:49:02,150 --> 00:49:04,987
Boy, I haven't heard that name
in a long time.
656
00:49:07,739 --> 00:49:11,118
No, I wasn't right there.
But I remember all the hoopla about it.
657
00:49:12,119 --> 00:49:14,121
You know the guys that did it?
658
00:49:15,831 --> 00:49:19,084
Yeah, I knew them.
Walt was in my shop class.
659
00:49:20,169 --> 00:49:22,754
I remember
my grandpa telling me stories about it.
660
00:49:23,755 --> 00:49:25,048
Plus, all the...
661
00:49:26,049 --> 00:49:28,510
The plaques
and everything around school...
662
00:49:28,594 --> 00:49:29,845
Yeah.
663
00:49:31,722 --> 00:49:33,765
Those dudes got away with murder and shit.
664
00:49:33,849 --> 00:49:36,560
Well, yeah, you know,
who knows what happened?
665
00:49:36,643 --> 00:49:40,397
Those guys' lives were ruined
because of that trial. So...
666
00:49:41,815 --> 00:49:43,066
Wait, you think...?
667
00:49:43,150 --> 00:49:45,485
You think that their lives were ruined?
668
00:49:45,569 --> 00:49:47,404
The only reason
that dude is not coming back
669
00:49:47,487 --> 00:49:49,072
is because of the color of his skin.
670
00:49:49,156 --> 00:49:51,408
Oh, God, here we go. Why do you...?
671
00:49:51,491 --> 00:49:54,119
Why do you guys always have
to play the race card?
672
00:49:54,203 --> 00:49:56,914
What the...? Somebody says
something you don't agree with,
673
00:49:56,997 --> 00:49:58,999
it's like, "Oh, yeah,
it's Black and white."
674
00:49:59,082 --> 00:50:02,503
Okay. So now Black people are to blame
for institutionalized racism?
675
00:50:02,586 --> 00:50:04,463
Well, heck if I know.
676
00:50:04,546 --> 00:50:06,882
But nobody ever give me nothing.
677
00:50:06,965 --> 00:50:10,594
You know, you guys just keep talking
about all this,
678
00:50:10,677 --> 00:50:12,304
you know, white privilege. Jesus!
679
00:50:12,387 --> 00:50:14,598
Just stop. Just stop.
680
00:50:14,681 --> 00:50:18,310
You know, all the hidden benefits
of being white...
681
00:50:20,646 --> 00:50:24,233
I worked my butt off for everything I got.
682
00:50:24,316 --> 00:50:27,611
Yeah, with the benefit of being white.
683
00:50:28,612 --> 00:50:30,781
That's just freaking baloney.
684
00:50:30,864 --> 00:50:34,326
That's just baloney and you know it.
685
00:50:34,409 --> 00:50:36,328
Yeah, baloney.
686
00:52:05,709 --> 00:52:08,629
Yo, we got any more markers?
687
00:52:09,630 --> 00:52:12,758
- What's the matter with that one?
- It doesn't write.
688
00:52:12,841 --> 00:52:15,719
- Did you try shaking it?
- What do you think?
689
00:52:15,802 --> 00:52:18,680
- Did you try wetting the end?
- Dude, it's out of ink.
690
00:52:40,118 --> 00:52:42,454
Let me get a number four meal.
691
00:52:42,538 --> 00:52:44,873
With a Pepsi. Diet.
692
00:52:50,963 --> 00:52:53,340
Y'all don't have frozen custard anymore?
693
00:52:54,341 --> 00:52:56,176
Not since high school.
694
00:52:56,260 --> 00:52:57,678
I still get a family discount?
695
00:52:58,804 --> 00:53:01,181
What do you want, Jack?
696
00:53:01,265 --> 00:53:03,350
I just got off the phone with Mom.
697
00:53:03,433 --> 00:53:05,143
I thought she was just talking nonsense,
698
00:53:05,227 --> 00:53:07,688
but then I ran into Dale
at the Dollar General.
699
00:53:07,771 --> 00:53:11,775
You know, I still can't believe
that you stuck her in that dump.
700
00:53:11,859 --> 00:53:14,570
- We both agreed to it.
- You said it was top-notch.
701
00:53:14,653 --> 00:53:18,156
- It's more than she ever did for us.
- She worked her hump off for us.
702
00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:22,202
The woman worked in a plastics plant
and was drunk half her life.
703
00:53:22,286 --> 00:53:24,413
No wonder she hardly knows where she is.
704
00:53:25,956 --> 00:53:29,585
I don't know what my going down there's
got anything to do with you anyways.
705
00:53:29,668 --> 00:53:32,045
Because we both know
who's gonna have to clean things up
706
00:53:32,129 --> 00:53:34,214
after your little plan goes kaput.
707
00:53:35,215 --> 00:53:37,634
You're taking up more than you can handle.
708
00:53:37,718 --> 00:53:39,970
Like you would know
how much I could handle.
709
00:53:40,053 --> 00:53:42,431
Yeah, I'd know a lot better than anybody.
710
00:53:46,059 --> 00:53:46,977
It's on me.
711
00:53:51,356 --> 00:53:52,566
No.
712
00:53:52,649 --> 00:53:55,652
Diana doesn't want me
eating that shit no more.
713
00:53:56,778 --> 00:53:59,239
I know you're trying
to do the right thing here.
714
00:54:00,240 --> 00:54:02,868
Maybe it's time to let go.
715
00:54:25,432 --> 00:54:27,226
That's your brother?
716
00:54:29,686 --> 00:54:31,146
Yeah.
717
00:54:32,147 --> 00:54:33,732
Man.
718
00:54:35,234 --> 00:54:38,237
He's been on top of me since day one.
719
00:54:52,042 --> 00:54:54,503
Sounds a lot like my mom.
720
00:54:55,921 --> 00:54:59,967
If she were any more smothering,
I might die from asphyxiation.
721
00:55:01,176 --> 00:55:04,054
It's a wonder I made it this far
with my sanity intact, man.
722
00:55:05,055 --> 00:55:06,557
Really?
723
00:55:09,643 --> 00:55:12,563
I'd do dang near anything for my mom.
724
00:55:12,646 --> 00:55:16,316
It's because of her, I am where I am now.
725
00:55:18,610 --> 00:55:20,612
Yeah, me too.
726
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:34,376
I was in the parking lot...
727
00:55:36,211 --> 00:55:39,214
when they beat up Ricky
that day in school.
728
00:55:45,721 --> 00:55:47,347
Shit.
729
00:55:49,266 --> 00:55:51,226
Were you there when he died?
730
00:55:52,269 --> 00:55:55,147
As soon as it started,
me and Dale took off.
731
00:56:01,570 --> 00:56:04,489
I wasn't any further away than that fence.
732
00:56:10,537 --> 00:56:12,206
Why didn't you say anything in court?
733
00:56:17,961 --> 00:56:19,963
No one asked.
734
00:56:25,093 --> 00:56:28,013
Shazz is here, Stanley.
She's asking for you.
735
00:56:39,149 --> 00:56:40,859
- Stanley?
- Yes? Yup.
736
00:56:40,943 --> 00:56:43,320
- Have you seen my spare key?
- Which one?
737
00:56:43,403 --> 00:56:45,864
The set that I keep here.
Thus the name spare.
738
00:56:45,948 --> 00:56:47,199
Not lately, no.
739
00:56:47,282 --> 00:56:49,660
When do you remember seeing it last?
740
00:56:49,743 --> 00:56:52,287
Come on. I'm locked out of my house.
This is important.
741
00:56:52,371 --> 00:56:54,873
Not off the top of my head,
I don't remember.
742
00:56:54,957 --> 00:56:56,333
Okay.
743
00:56:57,334 --> 00:57:00,379
Did you at least train Jevon
how to do the night deposits?
744
00:57:00,462 --> 00:57:02,256
- Last night, yeah.
- Okay, good.
745
00:57:02,339 --> 00:57:05,592
- Could I get my check?
- After you finish training Jevon.
746
00:57:05,676 --> 00:57:06,969
Are you serious?
747
00:57:07,970 --> 00:57:10,347
- What's up?
- What's up is my patience.
748
00:57:10,430 --> 00:57:12,307
I can't find my keys.
749
00:57:12,391 --> 00:57:14,309
How you doing on your training?
You feel good?
750
00:57:14,393 --> 00:57:17,437
Yeah. Transformation's almost complete.
751
00:57:17,521 --> 00:57:20,440
- Only thing missing is my paper hat.
- This is such bull, Shazz.
752
00:57:20,524 --> 00:57:23,735
Company policy. Don't start with me.
What do you want me to say?
753
00:57:23,819 --> 00:57:25,445
Show me where it says that
in the handbook.
754
00:57:25,529 --> 00:57:26,697
You wanna know where it is?
755
00:57:26,780 --> 00:57:29,283
It's under this new section
called "Because I Said So."
756
00:57:29,366 --> 00:57:31,910
- I read that chapter.
- It's a good one, right?
757
00:57:31,994 --> 00:57:33,620
Are you messing with me?
758
00:57:33,704 --> 00:57:36,498
I talked to Gary.
It's a joint determination.
759
00:57:36,582 --> 00:57:40,711
Joint determination? Okay.
So now you wanna use fancy words.
760
00:57:40,794 --> 00:57:41,962
Oh, my God.
761
00:57:42,045 --> 00:57:45,799
You're lucky I just don't shit
on the floor and hit the door.
762
00:57:45,883 --> 00:57:47,843
The fuck? Come on. Calm down.
763
00:57:47,926 --> 00:57:51,096
No. No. Because I'm sick of this crap.
764
00:57:51,180 --> 00:57:54,808
I've done everything you guys asked me to,
and I never complain about nothing.
765
00:57:54,892 --> 00:57:58,395
And all I'm asking is for you
to treat me fair.
766
00:58:00,647 --> 00:58:03,317
- Treat you fair?
- Yeah.
767
00:58:06,695 --> 00:58:10,073
What do you know
about being treated unfairly, Stanley?
768
00:58:15,829 --> 00:58:17,331
Well...
769
00:58:19,124 --> 00:58:19,958
Okay.
770
00:58:20,959 --> 00:58:22,878
Treat you unfairly.
771
00:58:22,961 --> 00:58:25,255
Have a good evening, y'all.
772
00:58:33,180 --> 00:58:34,848
The heck with this place.
773
00:58:34,932 --> 00:58:37,059
Thirty-eight years for what?
774
00:58:38,060 --> 00:58:39,728
Take it easy, man.
775
00:58:39,811 --> 00:58:41,730
Don't go full Kaczynski on us.
776
00:58:41,813 --> 00:58:46,193
I knew you'd take her side.
It just... God, it figures.
777
00:58:46,276 --> 00:58:47,319
I'm not taking her side.
778
00:58:47,402 --> 00:58:50,364
I'm just saying, like it or not,
Shazz is at the top of the heap.
779
00:58:50,447 --> 00:58:52,699
You said so yourself.
780
00:58:54,952 --> 00:58:55,786
All right.
781
00:58:56,787 --> 00:59:00,123
- I'm gonna go take care of the bathroom.
- No. No, it's fine. I'll do it.
782
00:59:00,207 --> 00:59:01,583
Nah, it's all good.
783
00:59:01,667 --> 00:59:04,378
Just consider it
a final initiation ritual.
784
00:59:05,379 --> 00:59:08,298
- Hey, where's the plunger at?
- Where do you think it is?
785
00:59:08,382 --> 00:59:10,133
It's in the bathroom.
786
00:59:32,656 --> 00:59:36,243
- You got an extra smoke?
- I'm taking my 15.
787
00:59:55,429 --> 00:59:57,890
Are these the ones you want, man?
788
00:59:59,057 --> 01:00:01,018
That explains that stinking-ass breath.
789
01:00:01,101 --> 01:00:03,854
Nasty as hell, man.
What's wrong with you, eating those?
790
01:00:03,937 --> 01:00:06,106
You gonna buy something or what?
791
01:00:07,107 --> 01:00:10,110
- The fuck you just say to me?
- I said, are you gonna buy something?
792
01:00:10,194 --> 01:00:12,362
Some of us have to get back to work.
793
01:00:13,363 --> 01:00:17,659
You got a lot of nerve, old school.
You best watch yourself in these streets.
794
01:00:17,743 --> 01:00:20,078
Yeah, all right. Whatever that means.
795
01:00:20,162 --> 01:00:22,539
Would you like to try
our new Big Black Cherry Super Freeze?
796
01:00:22,623 --> 01:00:23,665
No, just the usual.
797
01:00:23,749 --> 01:00:27,002
- I'll kick your old ass, grandpa.
- Kick his old ass. Grandpa.
798
01:00:27,085 --> 01:00:29,796
Why are you serving this clown?
Look at him.
799
01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:32,716
- What the fuck you got on, my guy?
- Hey, bozo. Right.
800
01:00:33,717 --> 01:00:34,885
Work clothes.
801
01:00:34,968 --> 01:00:37,596
You've been working a long time,
you should retire too.
802
01:00:38,764 --> 01:00:41,099
That dude's old as hell.
803
01:02:18,488 --> 01:02:21,950
Dude, I'm getting killed over here, man.
Where you been?
804
01:02:25,287 --> 01:02:27,497
What the hell happened to you?
805
01:02:27,581 --> 01:02:30,501
My life was a whole lot easier
before I met you.
806
01:02:31,627 --> 01:02:34,546
- What are you talking about?
- I'm a lot of things,
807
01:02:34,630 --> 01:02:37,090
but I ain't wrong about that one.
808
01:02:46,183 --> 01:02:47,726
How did they know?
809
01:02:48,810 --> 01:02:52,481
- How did who know what?
- Don't play dumb.
810
01:02:53,774 --> 01:02:56,443
You making it a little hard, man.
811
01:02:56,527 --> 01:03:00,155
How did them guys know
that I had all that money?
812
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:02,741
Money?
813
01:03:07,204 --> 01:03:11,250
- Wait, what is that supposed to mean?
- Who told them?
814
01:03:11,333 --> 01:03:12,751
Can I place an order?
815
01:03:12,835 --> 01:03:15,796
Sorry, ma'am, I'll be right with you.
816
01:03:17,589 --> 01:03:22,219
What, are you concussed or something, man?
How the hell is this my fault?
817
01:03:23,428 --> 01:03:26,765
I worked my butt off my whole life,
and you just float through life,
818
01:03:26,849 --> 01:03:28,392
doing as little as possible.
819
01:03:28,475 --> 01:03:30,853
Who do you think's gotta pick up
the slack?
820
01:03:30,936 --> 01:03:33,105
Is this what you call floating?
821
01:03:34,982 --> 01:03:36,733
You honestly think
822
01:03:36,817 --> 01:03:40,028
that this whole freeloading universe
is out to get you?
823
01:03:40,112 --> 01:03:43,657
It's all one vast conspiracy
to bring Stan The Man down.
824
01:03:43,740 --> 01:03:46,326
Conspiracy, huh? There you go again.
825
01:03:47,327 --> 01:03:49,204
Man, you act like some fucking hero.
826
01:03:50,205 --> 01:03:54,710
You spent your entire life doing a job
that some trained monkey could do.
827
01:03:56,712 --> 01:03:59,423
You're stuck in here, same as me.
828
01:04:00,424 --> 01:04:04,052
So don't act like I'm the one to blame.
829
01:06:01,128 --> 01:06:07,718
You know, they start managers out
at Hardee's at $15 an hour.
830
01:06:08,719 --> 01:06:11,388
- Screw Oscar's. Yeah.
- That's the attitude. Screw them.
831
01:06:12,389 --> 01:06:14,850
Did you file a police report
on the mugging?
832
01:06:14,933 --> 01:06:16,768
Nah. What's the point?
833
01:06:16,852 --> 01:06:21,190
Damn thugs. Got nothing better to do
than make life hell for the rest of us.
834
01:06:21,273 --> 01:06:23,817
- You talked to your mom?
- Yeah.
835
01:06:23,901 --> 01:06:26,695
You know, she didn't even remember
I was coming.
836
01:06:32,784 --> 01:06:37,581
So you're actually gonna leave me
in this shithole solo, huh?
837
01:06:38,582 --> 01:06:40,709
- It's not a shithole.
- Yeah, it is.
838
01:06:40,792 --> 01:06:43,212
But it's our shithole.
839
01:06:46,006 --> 01:06:48,008
Well, I guess this is:
840
01:06:48,091 --> 01:06:50,802
Hasta la vista, baby.
841
01:06:52,387 --> 01:06:55,057
Yeah, just don't forget
about us regular joes
842
01:06:55,140 --> 01:06:59,811
when you're down on the beach
sipping piña coladas.
843
01:07:27,881 --> 01:07:30,551
Jevon, you got a sec?
844
01:07:37,391 --> 01:07:39,059
Fuck.
845
01:07:43,689 --> 01:07:45,607
Okay, so...
846
01:07:46,608 --> 01:07:49,278
I don't like
to beat around the bush, so...
847
01:07:49,361 --> 01:07:52,114
The drawer showed up short last night.
848
01:07:53,615 --> 01:07:57,035
And the only two people
who know the combination are you
849
01:07:57,119 --> 01:07:58,245
and Stanley.
850
01:07:59,246 --> 01:08:00,622
What does Stanley say?
851
01:08:00,706 --> 01:08:03,041
I got off the phone with him
this afternoon.
852
01:08:03,125 --> 01:08:06,128
- Does he think I did it?
- I did not say that.
853
01:08:07,129 --> 01:08:11,383
I may not be employee of the month,
but I never stole nothing from nobody.
854
01:08:11,466 --> 01:08:14,303
I did everything by the book,
like you said.
855
01:08:14,386 --> 01:08:17,598
Like the woman who almost lost her tooth
on the cheeseburger?
856
01:08:17,680 --> 01:08:19,265
Shazz, it was an accident.
857
01:08:21,310 --> 01:08:23,645
They're pre-made patties.
858
01:08:23,729 --> 01:08:26,607
It takes actual effort to undercook them.
859
01:08:26,689 --> 01:08:28,274
It was a mistake.
860
01:08:29,276 --> 01:08:31,737
Look, I don't know who did what.
861
01:08:32,738 --> 01:08:35,908
And you're not giving me much either.
So I talked to Gary...
862
01:08:36,908 --> 01:08:39,328
And you know the rest.
I'm sure you understand.
863
01:08:39,411 --> 01:08:41,622
Yeah, that I need this job.
864
01:08:42,622 --> 01:08:45,959
I'm not gonna get the cops involved, okay?
865
01:08:46,042 --> 01:08:48,170
Yeah, but what about Stanley though?
866
01:08:48,252 --> 01:08:50,380
How you know it wasn't him?
867
01:09:00,140 --> 01:09:01,140
I'm sorry.
868
01:09:04,185 --> 01:09:06,104
Yeah, me too.
869
01:09:08,774 --> 01:09:12,109
I'm sorry I ever gave two shits
about this place.
870
01:09:27,876 --> 01:09:30,170
You're home early.
871
01:09:31,921 --> 01:09:33,841
Everything all right?
872
01:09:34,841 --> 01:09:36,718
Jevon.
873
01:10:00,033 --> 01:10:01,743
Guys.
874
01:10:13,463 --> 01:10:15,340
Gary left this this morning.
875
01:10:16,341 --> 01:10:18,177
He said it was a token
of his appreciation.
876
01:10:24,266 --> 01:10:25,684
Where's Jevon?
877
01:10:26,894 --> 01:10:28,187
Where do you think he is?
878
01:10:28,270 --> 01:10:31,106
I mean, if you didn't lift the money,
someone did.
879
01:10:31,190 --> 01:10:34,318
Doesn't take Columbo
to figure that out, right?
880
01:10:35,319 --> 01:10:37,654
Well, what'd he say
when you asked him about it?
881
01:10:38,822 --> 01:10:40,365
He denied it.
882
01:10:40,449 --> 01:10:44,036
And then he begs me
to let him keep his job.
883
01:10:44,119 --> 01:10:46,288
The usual combo.
884
01:10:47,539 --> 01:10:50,167
You know, it's a shame though. I really...
885
01:10:50,250 --> 01:10:53,170
I'm really sorry
that it didn't work out between you two.
886
01:10:53,253 --> 01:10:54,463
Yeah. Yeah, me too.
887
01:10:54,546 --> 01:10:56,965
Yeah, because I really wanted it
to work out.
888
01:10:57,049 --> 01:10:59,676
He doesn't seem like a bad kid.
889
01:11:02,846 --> 01:11:05,057
Anyways, Fernando's going to fill in
890
01:11:05,140 --> 01:11:08,352
until we find someone
more suitable, unless...
891
01:11:09,353 --> 01:11:10,896
you know, you've...
892
01:11:10,979 --> 01:11:12,773
You've changed your mind.
893
01:11:13,982 --> 01:11:15,359
- No.
- No?
894
01:11:15,442 --> 01:11:18,320
No, I think my time here's pretty much up.
895
01:11:18,403 --> 01:11:19,988
Yeah.
896
01:11:20,989 --> 01:11:22,699
Yeah.
897
01:11:40,175 --> 01:11:41,593
There you go.
898
01:11:41,677 --> 01:11:44,513
- Have fun in Sarasota, okay?
- Thanks.
899
01:11:44,596 --> 01:11:46,139
All right.
900
01:11:46,223 --> 01:11:47,933
Thanks, Shazz.
901
01:11:55,899 --> 01:11:56,859
Bye, buddy.
902
01:11:57,860 --> 01:11:59,611
Adiós, Stanley.
903
01:12:54,249 --> 01:12:57,669
All right, so I got some shitty news.
904
01:12:57,753 --> 01:13:00,088
I got let go from Oscar's last night.
905
01:13:01,089 --> 01:13:02,716
Seriously?
906
01:13:02,799 --> 01:13:05,802
Apparently, there was some money missing
from the safe or something,
907
01:13:05,886 --> 01:13:08,138
and they pinned it on me.
908
01:13:09,181 --> 01:13:10,849
Jevon...
909
01:13:10,933 --> 01:13:13,519
Look, I know how it looks.
910
01:13:13,602 --> 01:13:16,647
You know I have to report this, right?
911
01:13:25,781 --> 01:13:30,077
You know, this isn't fun for me.
I mean, this is... This is exhausting.
912
01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:32,204
Oh, I am so sorry.
913
01:13:32,287 --> 01:13:33,789
You're exhausted?
914
01:13:33,872 --> 01:13:35,582
Well, get a load of this.
915
01:13:35,666 --> 01:13:38,669
I just had to borrow a buck fifty
from my mom for bus fare.
916
01:13:38,752 --> 01:13:42,589
The air mattress I'm sleeping on at home
is about as comfortable as a pool raft.
917
01:13:42,673 --> 01:13:47,094
And my ex-girlfriend
and my son just moved to Grand Rapids.
918
01:13:47,177 --> 01:13:49,221
So you think you're drained?
919
01:13:55,394 --> 01:13:59,314
Listen. Jevon, I wanna help you, okay?
920
01:13:59,398 --> 01:14:01,233
I really do. But I...
921
01:14:02,234 --> 01:14:04,653
I can't help you
if you're not gonna help yourself.
922
01:14:09,700 --> 01:14:11,577
I don't know. I...
923
01:14:12,953 --> 01:14:17,457
Maybe serving out your sentence is
just the best thing for you right now.
924
01:14:19,710 --> 01:14:21,461
I don't know. I don't know.
925
01:15:52,970 --> 01:15:55,055
God dang...
926
01:16:42,269 --> 01:16:45,606
I told you
that jalopy was a piece of shit.
927
01:16:47,107 --> 01:16:49,151
Should have bought American.
928
01:16:49,234 --> 01:16:52,946
I really didn't have
too many options. Now, did I?
929
01:16:59,620 --> 01:17:02,039
I made a promise to my mom.
930
01:17:03,040 --> 01:17:05,125
Now I broke it.
931
01:17:05,209 --> 01:17:07,669
Well, she probably won't remember though.
932
01:17:07,753 --> 01:17:09,213
You know?
933
01:17:10,589 --> 01:17:15,260
I swear,
I can't catch a break for nothing.
934
01:17:15,344 --> 01:17:19,139
Well, like I was saying,
I wish you could stay with my sister,
935
01:17:19,223 --> 01:17:22,976
but her old man's a genuine prick.
936
01:17:24,436 --> 01:17:27,564
Guy's always trying
to be king of the castle.
937
01:17:33,028 --> 01:17:35,822
Do you ever think about Ricky Powell?
938
01:17:38,575 --> 01:17:40,494
What made you think of him?
939
01:17:40,577 --> 01:17:44,915
I don't know. Popped in my head
a couple of days ago.
940
01:17:47,626 --> 01:17:50,546
Well, I mean, yeah, sometimes. I mean...
941
01:17:52,047 --> 01:17:55,175
You know, when they have
the anniversary or whatever.
942
01:17:56,468 --> 01:17:58,679
But, no, not really.
943
01:18:04,309 --> 01:18:06,311
You think we should have said something?
944
01:18:06,395 --> 01:18:08,146
No.
945
01:18:09,565 --> 01:18:12,401
I don't see how that could have done
a lick of good.
946
01:18:13,402 --> 01:18:17,990
I mean, them boys were hell-bent
on putting their hands on Ricky.
947
01:18:18,073 --> 01:18:20,868
And everybody at the school knew it.
948
01:18:26,081 --> 01:18:29,209
As far as I'm concerned,
if he didn't flap his gums so much,
949
01:18:29,293 --> 01:18:30,836
he'd still be alive.
950
01:18:50,439 --> 01:18:52,065
All right.
951
01:18:52,149 --> 01:18:55,027
Stan The Man back in the Mitten.
952
01:18:56,028 --> 01:18:57,821
You gonna make it okay?
953
01:18:57,905 --> 01:19:00,240
Well, I ain't got much choice, have I?
954
01:19:00,324 --> 01:19:02,492
See you on Friday for darts?
955
01:19:03,493 --> 01:19:06,079
Hey, Mountain Dew's on me.
956
01:19:29,228 --> 01:19:31,146
You gonna get that?
957
01:19:39,071 --> 01:19:40,405
Hey.
958
01:19:43,242 --> 01:19:47,412
I couldn't find his diaper bag.
It might be in your car somewhere.
959
01:19:48,455 --> 01:19:49,831
I heard about Oscar's.
960
01:19:50,832 --> 01:19:53,585
Yeah. Lousy gig anyway.
961
01:19:54,586 --> 01:19:56,213
How's the job search going?
962
01:19:56,296 --> 01:19:58,006
Oh, you know.
963
01:19:58,090 --> 01:20:01,343
Slow and steady wins the race, right?
964
01:20:02,427 --> 01:20:03,846
How's the world of self-care?
965
01:20:04,972 --> 01:20:06,348
Could be better.
966
01:20:07,349 --> 01:20:08,851
Could be worse.
967
01:20:09,852 --> 01:20:14,273
I finally made it to bronze team leader,
so I won't be working nights anymore.
968
01:20:14,356 --> 01:20:15,816
Oh, congrats.
969
01:20:15,899 --> 01:20:18,902
You planning on taking another trip
with your mom to celebrate?
970
01:20:20,237 --> 01:20:22,573
Actually, I'm going back to school.
971
01:20:23,574 --> 01:20:25,909
I start at Michigan State in the spring.
972
01:20:29,037 --> 01:20:31,039
That's... That's great.
973
01:20:32,040 --> 01:20:34,334
- So, what are you gonna study?
- Pre-law.
974
01:20:35,335 --> 01:20:37,754
Just gonna start chipping away, you know.
975
01:20:37,838 --> 01:20:42,050
Well, if you ever need a case study,
you know where to find me.
976
01:20:42,134 --> 01:20:44,178
On your mom's couch.
977
01:20:44,261 --> 01:20:45,888
Hey.
978
01:20:45,971 --> 01:20:49,516
Finally got a bed now.
Things are looking up.
979
01:20:54,438 --> 01:20:55,772
So, what about Carter, then?
980
01:20:57,608 --> 01:21:00,611
Well, that's what I wanted
to talk to you about.
981
01:21:01,612 --> 01:21:04,031
I'm gonna need you
to have my back on this, okay?
982
01:21:05,032 --> 01:21:06,366
Oh, yeah?
983
01:21:06,450 --> 01:21:10,370
I need you to take him some nights,
some weekends too.
984
01:21:10,454 --> 01:21:14,291
Look, Syd, I've been giving it
a lot of thought,
985
01:21:14,374 --> 01:21:16,418
and I think we should try again.
986
01:21:17,419 --> 01:21:21,298
- I'll do whatever it takes. Pride aside.
- Jevon...
987
01:21:21,381 --> 01:21:24,134
I think we're just
on two different paths right now.
988
01:21:25,135 --> 01:21:28,597
And I don't know if college
or a 9-to-5 will ever be your thing.
989
01:21:28,680 --> 01:21:31,517
You're just built
to do something different.
990
01:21:32,893 --> 01:21:35,687
There's indoor cats and outdoor cats,
and you're an outdoor cat.
991
01:21:49,368 --> 01:21:50,869
Syd...
992
01:21:56,333 --> 01:21:57,835
You'll be all right.
993
01:21:58,836 --> 01:22:00,671
You know that, right?
994
01:22:30,576 --> 01:22:34,788
I need more clean bins, Stanley.
And serving spoons too.
995
01:22:34,872 --> 01:22:37,332
- Pronto.
- Copy that. I'm on it.
996
01:22:45,757 --> 01:22:47,968
Thanks for coming in, sir.
997
01:23:18,415 --> 01:23:20,876
"'I see a butterfly,' said Ben.
998
01:23:20,959 --> 01:23:22,377
'Here's an insect too.'
999
01:23:22,461 --> 01:23:25,297
{\an8}'Pretty,' said Astro. 'Butterfly.'"
1000
01:23:25,380 --> 01:23:27,299
{\an8}Look at the butterfly.
1001
01:23:29,218 --> 01:23:30,677
{\an8}Look.
1002
01:23:30,761 --> 01:23:33,138
{\an8}"'Will we see a spider?' asked Astro.
1003
01:23:33,222 --> 01:23:34,681
{\an8}'I'm afraid of spiders.'
1004
01:23:35,682 --> 01:23:39,394
{\an8}'Don't worry, Astro,' said Ava.
'We will watch for them.'"
1005
01:24:06,255 --> 01:24:08,799
"'Pretty,' said Astro."
1006
01:26:15,005 --> 01:26:20,005
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