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Keep your eyes shut for the surprise.

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Wait, I've guessed it, the boat has gone.

3
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Even better.

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Open your eyes.

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Here it is, Billie's Bar.

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It's on the boat forever.

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Yeah, the boat's here to stay.

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You're opening a bar on my driveway.

9
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Yeah, it's a pop-up.
It saves on a liquor license.

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There's different rules at sea.

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Totally. Meant we could put
more money on, um...

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Wait, what did my loan
actually go on, Nicky?

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-Drink, my lady?
-[both giggle]

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Where will the people go?

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I was thinking they could
just sort of stand there

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so I can sing for them.

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I thought Dev was taking the boat.

18
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Well, he hasn't taken it yet.

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I don't want a bar on my driveway.

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I think you do.

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Oh, come on, Mum, live a little.

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So much for the grand opening.

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[♪ rock music playing]

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To new beginnings
and being together forever.

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Apart from Deb and Dev.

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[siren wailing]

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[Billie] How do you turn this up, Nicky?

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-Nicky?
-[gate clatters]

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[siren wailing]

30
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[indistinct radio chatter]

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Look, if this is about HMRC, I'm sorry,

32
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but the maths is just too hard.

33
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We're here for the arrest
of Nicholas Taylor.

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Who?

35
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-[whispers] Nicky.
-Oh.

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Ohh!

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Is this about all the coke and loans?

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[♪ upbeat music playing]

39
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[♪ bright, upbeat music playing]

40
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[chuckles] Um, got something to tell you.

41
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You'll probably want to sit down.

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Um, me and Claire--

43
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God, Seb, what do you want now?
I'm already having your son.

44
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You're right. Of course, I'm sorry.

45
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Last thing you need is more stress, um.

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-I'll see you this afternoon.
-What's this afternoon?

47
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I've booked a scan.

48
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I did tell you, for our son,
just to check he's healthy.

49
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Well, he's definitely in there,
if that's what you're wondering.

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[Seb] I know we're keeping it a secret,

51
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but can't wait to meet him.

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[excited squealing]

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[squeals forcibly]

54
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-[whimpers]
-[door closes]

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Fuck was that about?

56
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I've told him I'm pregnant.

57
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What?

58
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I don't know, I panicked.

59
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He was talking about leaving,
and I just said it.

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And now I've got to go for a fucking scan.

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What am I going to do
when there's no fucking baby?

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Maybe he won't notice,
they are really small.

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Aren't you going to just, you know,
tell me to break up with him?

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I've given up. You never will.

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Unless someone literally
hands you a reason

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to end it, you're with him for life.

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You didn't confront Dad,
and you won't confront Seb.

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That's your DNA. Accept it.

69
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Now, back to me, do I look incredible?

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Uh, yeah, why are you so dressed up?

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They found Nicky.
I've got to go in for questioning later,

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and I need to remind him how fit I am

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so he'll get street cred with his inmates.

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And you never suspected
he might get arrested?

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Uh, bit of sympathy, please.
I'm about to be a prison wife.

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Oh, God, I'm sorry.

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-Don't be. It's brilliant.
-So you're not worried then?

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Oh, I mean, it has its perks.

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I know exactly where he is,
and there's no women allowed.

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Last time I let him out of my sight,
he got confused and ended up impregnating

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a hideous blonde girl
with horrible eyebrows.

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I can't have that happening again!

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Well, Billie, you've chosen a man
exactly like your father.

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Any excuse to leave you in the lurch.

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-He was arrested.
-Any excuse, just like your father.

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Yeah, well, at least Nicky
didn't take Daddy the Cat.

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Daddy was such a beautiful boy.

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I miss hearing his little bell
as he comes through the cat flap.

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And I miss mum shoving me
through the cat flap

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when she forgot her keys.

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How does he sleep at night?

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He's left me and the boat
and all the boxes.

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All I wanted was a nice man and a nice car

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on a nice street where all
the houses look the same.

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Is that too much to ask?

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Yes, Mum. Yes, it is.

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We've got a lovely house already.

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We're not going anywhere. We'll be fine.

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[doorbell rings]

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Okay, since you've not been
replying to your letters,

101
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and the court has issued
a warrant of possession,

102
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and then a notice of eviction,

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your house is now being repossessed.

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I've never had any letters.

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How strange.

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Could I interest you in a boat or a car?

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-Are they yours?
-The boat is Dev's,

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and the car is mine, but not legally.

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Okay, if they're not yours,
I can't take them.

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You are very attractive,
did you know that?

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Not the feminine wiles.

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Please, put your wiles away.

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I don't want to file
another harassment report.

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I'll be back by the end of the day.

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Is there anything I can do?

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Not unless you've got the money
you own mortgage repayments.

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Uh-oh, have I been a naughty girl?

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Please, miss, I've got a family.

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[♪ lively music playing]

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Before you ask, I'm not saying anything
until I've spoken to a lawyer.

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I have the right to remain silent.

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A report came in yesterday
from a young woman

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accusing Nicholas of financial coercion.

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Well, this Bianca sounds like
a sneaky lying bitch,

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and ugly.

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We never mentioned a Bianca.

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We've had reports
he's put a number of people

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into debt with scam operations.

129
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Do you know anything about that?

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Uh, yeah, that's just his personality.

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He's a bad boy.

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He's also extremely fit.

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Are you aware he's been a missing person?

134
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He's been lying low with me
while we get started

135
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on running my cabaret bar.

136
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He says I'm an incredible singer,

137
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I just need to fund the record deal.

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Have you heard of financial coercion?

139
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Have you heard of true love?

140
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Sometimes, when a partner
starts using psychological methods

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to get their partner
to question their own sanity,

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it can be known as gaslighting.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I'll level with you,

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I know I've been getting coerced.

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I know I've been gaslit.

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But have you ever had
someone love you so much

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they'd literally bend reality for you?

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He's creating worlds for me.

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This a microphone?

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-[officer] Yeah.
-♪ A whole new world ♪

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♪ A new fantastic point of view ♪

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God, the acoustics in here are incredible!

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Look, all I'm saying is that

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he's a bit of a cheeky chappy, yeah,

156
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but he's not a bad guy.

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Just give him an ankle tag
and send him back to me.

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I'll keep an eye on him.

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I know how overcrowded your prisons are.

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We're going to have to ask you
to write a statement.

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-No, thank you.
-You have to.

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Now, that's coercion, am I right?

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Ooh, someone's jealous!

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-[doorbell rings]
-Fucking hell,

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you vultures are obsessed with me!

166
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What do you want to take now?
You've already taken the fucking house!

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Just fuck off!

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Hello, Deb.

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Are you here for the boxes?

170
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No, I'll-I'll come back
for those later today.

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I'm just here to grab
the essentials for my house.

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-Right, that's everything.
-Your house?

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Yeah. Never sold.

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Sometimes you have to take a step back
to take a step forward.

175
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It's almost like I'm back
to exactly who I was before.

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Right back to my old self again.

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Right, I'll be off.

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Got to be at work in a minute.

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-Work?
-You were right, Deb.

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I've realized who I am.

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I'm my division's team leader
of communications

182
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at Drayton Hicks.

183
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I took the promotion.

184
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We have a saying at work,
communication is key.

185
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And I'm not going
to say any more than that.

186
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You know, we were supposed
to get married today.

187
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I don't know if I've ever
canceled the booking.

188
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I'd still like to.

189
00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:15,760
-What?
-I'd still like to marry you.

190
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I've changed my mind, Dev,

191
00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:18,640
I love you, and I want to be with you.

192
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-Please don't go.
-[Dev] Sorry, darling.

193
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I don't deserve to be
with a woman like you.

194
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Yes, you do.

195
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Oh, Deb, I love you,

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but you deserve better than me.

197
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No, I don't. Marry me.

198
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I need to think about this.

199
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I should be at work.

200
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Is that yours?

201
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It's a company car.

202
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A bit flashy for my taste,
but it gets me from A to B.

203
00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:51,800
Goodbye, Deb.

204
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I'm sorry I let you down.

205
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Dev?

206
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Dev!

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Wait!

208
00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:02,840
-[♪ light music playing]
-Dev.

209
00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:12,520
Oh, baby, what have they done to you?

210
00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:13,960
They're saying I could be done for life.

211
00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:15,400
Oh, my God, really?

212
00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:18,000
Billie, listen...

213
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I need to send you on a special mission.

214
00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:22,680
They might let me out of here,

215
00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:25,360
but I'm going to need
a really expensive lawyer...

216
00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:28,320
and you need to get me the money.

217
00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:31,560
Please, you're my whole world.

218
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A Wonga loan should sort it.

219
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But I didn't pass my credit check,

220
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and I can't take out
another loan in Josie's name.

221
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We have love, isn't that enough?

222
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If you love me, you do it.

223
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How much do you need?

224
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[kids shouting]

225
00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:54,880
Can I have a raise?

226
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I need 20,000 pounds now.

227
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No.

228
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Right. Well, I'm taking an early lunch.

229
00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:03,080
[Josie] Claire?

230
00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:05,920
I fucked it.

231
00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,440
I'm fucking stuck!

232
00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:08,760
I'm going to have my husband's baby,

233
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and I've got no excuse to leave him.

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None.

235
00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:12,960
Right. Yeah.

236
00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:16,400
Uh, as your best friend,
I need to tell you--

237
00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:19,360
Claire, stop blathering on
and listen to me!

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I'm stuck with Seb,

239
00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:23,520
and I'm going to have
to have his fucking baby.

240
00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:26,280
Josie, please, I have
to tell you something.

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00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:27,840
What is it?

242
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Me and Seb kissed.

243
00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:33,240
-Are you joking?
-I'm so sorry.

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We got caught up.

245
00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,640
All those late nights at book club.

246
00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:40,880
I know, I'm a complete slag!

247
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Such a slut!

248
00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:44,320
I can't believe it.

249
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I'm a common whore.

250
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[Claire whimpers]

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Thank you. Thank you.

252
00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:53,400
[Claire] Um...

253
00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:58,680
You really are the best friend
I've ever had.

254
00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:03,640
Well, uh... you're welcome.

255
00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:04,920
I quit.

256
00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:06,480
I don't even like books.

257
00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:08,000
I think they're for losers.

258
00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:10,200
We've got phones now. Ever heard of them?

259
00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:13,880
[books clatter]

260
00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:17,120
[Billie moaning]

261
00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:21,360
I didn't think you could get hard
this late in the day.

262
00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:23,200
It's 9:00 a.m. somewhere.

263
00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:25,160
God, I was good, wasn't I?

264
00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:26,320
Priceless.

265
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,960
Tell me that wasn't a five figure fuck

266
00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:30,960
transferred into my account ASAP.

267
00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:32,440
I'm so glad you called.

268
00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:34,400
I couldn't stop thinking about you.

269
00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:35,760
That's nice.

270
00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:36,920
Can I have my money now?

271
00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:39,120
I've left her.

272
00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:42,320
-You've done what?
-I've left my wife.

273
00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:44,400
-Why have you done that?
-'Cause I love you.

274
00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:47,360
Oh, this is awkward.

275
00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:49,240
I think I was just here for the money.

276
00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:50,600
And, Billie, I don't have any.

277
00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,960
It was my wife's money,
I've left all that behind for you.

278
00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:55,960
Right.

279
00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:57,080
But you're still going to pay me.

280
00:10:57,160 --> 00:11:00,960
[chuckles] It's not about money
with us, never has been.

281
00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:04,960
This is all I have left.

282
00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:07,000
And you're still sat here

283
00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:09,640
because you love me, and I love you.

284
00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:13,680
How much do you love me? Prove it.

285
00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,400
I give it all to you right now.

286
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,960
That's how much I know you'll stay.

287
00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:19,800
Go on then.

288
00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:22,720
Really?

289
00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,480
If you love me, you'll do it.

290
00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:28,120
[door slams]

291
00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,440
Fucking nonce!

292
00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:32,200
Filing cabinets.

293
00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:34,080
Staples.

294
00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:36,080
Be careful, they know
how many are in there.

295
00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:38,040
Did work here for 29 years.

296
00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:39,280
[Seb] It's kind of like you never left.

297
00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:40,840
Back to the old Dev.

298
00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:44,640
Your old life, not your old wife, uh...

299
00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:47,520
because that one is dead.

300
00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:50,640
Oh, God.

301
00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:51,880
Love ain't easy.

302
00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:55,480
Do you think Josie will stay
with me until she dies?

303
00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:57,480
You two are soulmates.

304
00:11:57,560 --> 00:11:58,720
Don't give up.

305
00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:01,480
You can't fail Josie the way I failed Deb.

306
00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:05,120
I'll probably never see her again.

307
00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:07,400
-Hello, darling.
-[Dev gasps]

308
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,240
[phone ringing]

309
00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:11,560
I've done it.

310
00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:13,720
I've got 175 pounds.

311
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,440
I'd like the best lawyer in Britain.

312
00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:16,800
Please don't put Nicky down for life.

313
00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:18,520
-What?
-Please release him.

314
00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,400
-He's not done anything wrong.
-We have released him.

315
00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:22,080
It was only for questioning. He's gone.

316
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,480
-You didn't even tag him.
-No.

317
00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:25,720
Well, what was the point
in fucking reporting him

318
00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:26,800
if you're just going to let him go?

319
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,280
Sorry, you were the one who reported him?

320
00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:31,000
Yes. But now I don't know why I bothered.

321
00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:33,440
Not to be a bitch,

322
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,680
but I'd know where he was
if you'd given him a bloody tag.

323
00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:39,440
[♪ lively music playing]

324
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,320
There's Daddy!

325
00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:42,680
I can't wait to have our baby.

326
00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:45,200
Ugh, you're going to be
such an amazing dad.

327
00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:46,680
You'd never do anything to hurt me.

328
00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:47,880
I love you.

329
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,360
Promise I won't let you down.

330
00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:53,720
Um, I don't quite know
how to say this, but there's--

331
00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:56,160
Stop! I know what you're going to say.

332
00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:58,480
We lost it.

333
00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:00,200
What?

334
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,880
I knew something was really, really wrong.

335
00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:04,440
Mother's intuition.

336
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,920
My body's been under so much stress.

337
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,000
Is there anything
that could have happened, Seb?

338
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,680
Anything at all that might
have stressed me out?

339
00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:13,320
Anything?

340
00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:14,800
Okay.

341
00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:17,720
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry, Josie.

342
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:20,720
-This is my fault.
-Don't be silly, my love.

343
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,040
You wouldn't do anything to harm our baby.

344
00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:24,640
This is what we want!

345
00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:27,360
You wouldn't throw
all that away, would you?

346
00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,680
You wouldn't throw away our son.

347
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:31,840
You're his number one dad.

348
00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:34,440
-I kissed Claire.
-[Josie gasps dramatically]

349
00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:36,120
I did this. I'm sorry.

350
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,800
Well, you shocked me there.

351
00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:41,120
It was late night, a book club,
we were the last two there.

352
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:43,640
It was a rousing discussion
about Sense and Sensibility,

353
00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:46,520
and our imaginations
led us astray, but I'm sorry.

354
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,400
I can never forgive myself.

355
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:50,480
I don't deserve you.

356
00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:52,000
Well, I guess you don't.

357
00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:54,520
Look at what you've done.

358
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,440
Sorry, to be very clear,
I don't think there ever was a viable--

359
00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:00,360
I have been so loyal to this man.

360
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,560
I thought our vows were sacred.

361
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,200
You've made a mockery of this marriage.

362
00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:08,920
How fucking shameful!

363
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,760
I thought we were soulmates!

364
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:14,640
[door closes]

365
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:16,320
[Seb sighs]

366
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:19,400
[♪ bright music playing]

367
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,520
[giggles]

368
00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:37,640
Just wanted to see you
in your natural habitat.

369
00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:39,800
Uh, well, Deb, this is a lovely surprise,

370
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:42,480
but, um, i-i-it's my first day back
and I've got a lot of work to do.

371
00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:44,160
[objects clattering]

372
00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:45,720
Show me where you answer the phone.

373
00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:48,800
Well, I sort of sit here

374
00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:50,360
and I answer it like this.

375
00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:51,640
Hello,

376
00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:54,920
Drayton Hicks, team leader
of communications speaking.

377
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,200
[Deb moans]

378
00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:58,720
Do you want to, do you want
to see where I send emails?

379
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,640
I could show you how to do a mail merge.

380
00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:03,400
[Deb moans]

381
00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:05,160
And where do you keep your pay slips?

382
00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:07,680
Uh, that's my wallet.

383
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:09,280
I know.

384
00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:13,320
[phone ringing]

385
00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:16,000
[Dev] Whoa! [groaning]

386
00:15:22,604 --> 00:15:24,720
[Billie] Wow. So Dad lives here?

387
00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:27,080
I followed him home from the high street.

388
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,840
-He was having lunch.
-What was he having?

389
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:30,720
Does it matter?

390
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:32,480
I don't know, I just wonder
where he likes to eat.

391
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,280
Did you say anything?

392
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:35,760
No, I was too scared.

393
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:39,320
Poor guy, he's probably desperate
to ask where I am.

394
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:40,840
What did he look like?

395
00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:41,920
He looked good.

396
00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:43,640
Bless him.

397
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,240
Putting on a brave face for me.

398
00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:49,080
Shit, this house is annoyingly nice.

399
00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:51,000
Agreed. Let's go home.

400
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,520
Come on!

401
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,800
This is the confrontation
you've always fucking wanted.

402
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,400
And a chance for him
to tell me how much he loves me

403
00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:58,440
and leaving me was
the biggest mistake of his life.

404
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,040
-Billie!
-[doorbell ringing]

405
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,200
I don't think he's inside.

406
00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:04,400
Alright, come on then.

407
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,440
A garden, eh?

408
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:13,320
Well, no flowers, must be miserable.

409
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,160
[pot shatters]

410
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:24,120
His life is so sad.

411
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,360
If he's not in, I just want
to see what his house is like.

412
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,360
Oh, well, we tried, let's go home.

413
00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:33,160
Come on, Josie, don't you want to see
what a miserable life he has?

414
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:34,640
This is our final revenge.

415
00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:38,480
Yeah, okay, yeah, let's do it.

416
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:42,480
[Billie] Now, how do we get in?

417
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,280
The cat flap!

418
00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:47,800
Finally, a chance to use
my big long spider limbs!

419
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,200
You wish you could fit through there.

420
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:50,840
Just watch me.

421
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:55,080
[Josie grunting]

422
00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:58,400
[glass shatters]

423
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,360
Yeah, okay.

424
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:04,080
This is the house of a sad man.

425
00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:07,080
Who paints their walls sunshine yellow
unless they're hiding something?

426
00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:10,280
I was expecting there
to be pictures of me.

427
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:12,520
-You mean of us?
-Yeah, right.

428
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,640
This is so weird.

429
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,080
Dad likes bran flakes.

430
00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:19,280
I knew he was a psychopath.

431
00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,960
-A fruit bowl?
-What a sick pervert.

432
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,960
[gasps] Daddy!

433
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:27,920
[Josie] Wow,
I almost didn't recognize him.

434
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,080
Oh, he's beautiful.

435
00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:34,080
All this time, I thought he was dead,
but Daddy's not dead.

436
00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:35,600
Daddy's alive.

437
00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:38,360
Do you think Dad's life
might be really, really nice?

438
00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:40,080
It's all fake. It's not real.

439
00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,840
You only try this hard
when you're hiding a desperate life

440
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:44,280
full of regret and misery.

441
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,000
I've seen enough.

442
00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:50,760
Are you fucking kidding me?

443
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:54,280
I wish you'd told me how much
all of this turns you on.

444
00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:56,320
My sexy office man.

445
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,560
He's a real hunter-gatherer.

446
00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:00,240
Looking after his woman.

447
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,720
Speaking of, I really
should be getting on.

448
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,480
Well, try and clock off early,

449
00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:06,640
we're getting married later.

450
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:09,680
-Really?
-Yes, Dev, really.

451
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:10,880
Okay, then.

452
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,520
My sexy office man!

453
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,680
[♪ lively music playing]

454
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:26,080
Yeah, nice. Really sinister.

455
00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:27,800
You're a true artist.

456
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:30,440
-[lock clicks]
-[dad] Okay, yeah, I'll get dinner on.

457
00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:31,520
Shit!

458
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:33,000
[Billie] Go, go!

459
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:37,720
Can't wait to see his smug fucking face.

460
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:41,760
That's not Dad.

461
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:43,440
You said you followed him home!

462
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:44,880
It's not my fault
all these posh houses look

463
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,080
the fucking same!

464
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:51,520
We've just vandalized
a lovely young family's house.

465
00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:53,880
We're going to be in trouble?

466
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:55,200
Yeah.

467
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:57,440
Oh well, at least we found Daddy the Cat.

468
00:18:57,520 --> 00:19:00,000
Just as beautiful as the day dad took him.

469
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:02,000
Um, Billie, that's not...

470
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:05,440
Yeah.

471
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:07,440
Yeah, we did.

472
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:12,280
[♪ lively music playing]

473
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:17,400
Fucking hell, this is triggering my PTSD.

474
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,520
I know, it's brilliant.

475
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,160
They let us have the venue on discount

476
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:23,200
if we use the same decorations.

477
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:25,040
I'm so glad Daddy's here for this one.

478
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:28,720
Well, I think I know your answer
to shag, marry, kill.

479
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,960
It's m-marry Deb, right?

480
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:35,320
Keep an eye on this one, eh?

481
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:39,400
'Cause, you know,
the last one... [clicks tongue]

482
00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:42,200
Thanks for being my best man.

483
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:44,400
Second best man to you.

484
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:51,320
[Dev exhales sharply]

485
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,160
How lucky are you that
Deb wants to get married

486
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:54,600
the minute you get your job back.

487
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:55,920
Yeah.

488
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000
Eh?

489
00:19:57,360 --> 00:20:00,040
[exhales sharply] What a relief.

490
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,320
Here he is, the man of the hour.

491
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,280
My working man.

492
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,680
Deb, can we just have a chat?

493
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,960
So exciting!

494
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:17,120
Logistics wise, I was thinking
if you're hiring a van

495
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,400
to pick up your stuff later,

496
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:20,800
maybe it could take
the rest of our things too.

497
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,360
Why? Why would it do that?

498
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:24,680
Well, I should think
we'd come and live with you

499
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,040
in your massive house.

500
00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:28,200
After we're married, it just feels right.

501
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,760
Yeah, right, right. Yeah, yeah, of course.

502
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:33,480
[Deb squealing]

503
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:36,640
[officiant] Repeat after me:

504
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:41,480
"I, Deb, take Dev to be my wedded husband.

505
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:44,560
"To have and to hold
from this day forward,

506
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:48,280
"for better, for worse,
for richer, for poorer,

507
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,480
"in sickness and in health,

508
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:52,160
till death do us part."

509
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:59,200
I, Deb, take Dev to be my wedded husband,

510
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:02,280
to have and to hold from this day forward,

511
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:06,120
for better, for worse, for richer.

512
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:10,640
-For poorer.
-That won't be necessary.

513
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,240
Okay, hold on. Sorry, sorry.

514
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,520
Um, Deb, please, can we have a second?

515
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,640
I have to ask.

516
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:18,280
Tell me the truth.

517
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:21,840
Do you just like me for my money?

518
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:24,120
No, of course not. I love you.

519
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:27,120
But what do you love about me?

520
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:29,240
What do you mean?

521
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:32,160
Well, tell me something you love about me.

522
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,240
Well, there was that time
you paid for petrol.

523
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:39,440
Well, no, actually, you asked me
to transfer you for that.

524
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:44,720
Girls, what are we
always saying about Dev?

525
00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:48,840
So, so many things.

526
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:50,760
How can I choose just one?

527
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,800
-He was the best, best man--
-qNot from you, Seb.

528
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,160
You can't think of anything, can you?

529
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:01,680
I'm sorry, darling, I am trying.

530
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:04,440
Right.

531
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:08,160
I think that's all I needed to hear.

532
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:12,120
I'm not just a walking checkbook, Deb...

533
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,040
I'm a man.

534
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,320
And I'll be expecting half
for the room hire.

535
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:25,520
I'm going with him.

536
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,080
It's over, Josie.

537
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:31,680
The doctor said there was
never even a baby inside you,

538
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:33,600
and I'm beginning to doubt

539
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:35,400
whether I'm even the love of your life...

540
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,000
'cause I've done so much for you.

541
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:39,880
Like what?

542
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:45,920
Trust me. I've done loads.

543
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:49,560
So much, I can't th--
I can't think of any right now,

544
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,560
but I-- I'm done chasing you.

545
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:53,280
It's over.

546
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,080
Don't follow me.

547
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:07,200
Se-Seriously, I mean it.

548
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,400
You better not chase me.

549
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:19,520
Would you excuse us for a second?

550
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:27,680
Fucking bastard!

551
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:31,200
[Deb screaming]

552
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,560
[Deb crying]

553
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:38,200
[♪ bright music playing]

554
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:48,240
[cans rattling]

555
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:55,280
Wow.

556
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:58,640
Forgot just how massive your house is.

557
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:00,880
So much space.

558
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:02,680
I know.

559
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,840
Like I said, too much for one man.

560
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:07,520
Can't help but think
it would've been a lot more convenient

561
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,480
if we'd all moved in here to begin with.

562
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,240
Yes, that did cross my mind.

563
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:13,360
But Deb never showed any interest.

564
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,400
-Women.
-[laughs]

565
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:18,040
It's funny we spend all this time
worrying about them,

566
00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:19,160
but what about us?

567
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:21,080
What about men?

568
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,200
You're right, Dev.

569
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:25,080
It's time people listen
to what we have to say for once.

570
00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:30,720
I never know when the right time is
to ask this sort of thing.

571
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:33,920
But do you think
we should start a podcast?

572
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:39,440
He took the boat.

573
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:41,000
He took the boxes.

574
00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:44,080
And he didn't even fix the void.

575
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,560
That void's going to be there forever.

576
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,960
Do you think maybe the void is inside us?

577
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,040
Shut the fuck up, Josie!

578
00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:53,960
Literally, just for once in your life,

579
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:55,600
shut your fucking mouth!

580
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:57,080
Shut the fuck up!

581
00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:58,240
No one cares what you have to say!

582
00:24:58,320 --> 00:24:59,960
[laughs] Thanks, Billie.

583
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:01,920
That's cheered me right up.

584
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:06,480
I really thought he was going
to marry me, I really did.

585
00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:10,160
Mum, and I say this with kindness,

586
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:12,680
he's a prick who never pays for anything.

587
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:16,240
Good thing I took this, then.

588
00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:18,360
That's my girl.

589
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,120
-Right, looks like dinner's on Dev.
-[wallet thumps]

590
00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:26,640
[doors close]

591
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:30,120
We're going out the back door, girls.

592
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:36,960
[Billie] Where are we going
for dinner, then?

593
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:40,200
I'm in the mood for something expensive.

594
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,080
We don't need men.

595
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:44,040
We're better off without them.

596
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:46,280
[Billie]
You know you're still married, yeah?

597
00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:50,520
Oh, fuck's sake!

598
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:58,480
[♪ "Laissez Faire"
by Michel Lepop playing]