1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,680 [♪ light music playing on speakers] 2 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:10,360 -There he is, the yellow sticker boy. -[machine clicks] 3 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:13,160 Remember, girls, show no mercy. 4 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:14,800 [assistant] Please be gentle. 5 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:17,720 [Deb] Tonight, we feast. 6 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:21,760 See? At five minutes to 10:00, they do the double yellow reduced labels. 7 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:23,280 A fantastic haul. 8 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:26,360 One hundred pounds worth of food for 20 pounds. 9 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:28,480 -What a saving. -Yeah, but half of it's off. 10 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:30,240 Well, your figure could do with the food poisoning, 11 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:31,360 so it's win-win. 12 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:33,200 And I got chocolate rolls for 29p. 13 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:35,040 A bit stale, just how I like it. 14 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:36,280 This is your fault, Josie. 15 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:37,960 We'd be driving home if you hadn't totaled the car 16 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:39,240 trying to escape your own wedding. 17 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:41,040 Ah, walking's much better. 18 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:43,760 We're lionesses dragging home a fresh kill. 19 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:45,960 -It's feminist. -I'm not a feminist. 20 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:47,680 All that campaigning and for what? 21 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:50,200 To work and vote? Sounds like a lot of fucking effort. 22 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:51,920 No, I'm not feminist either. 23 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,880 I like a man to take care of me. 24 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:55,040 So why isn't Dev picking us up? 25 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:56,440 [Deb] He's got a more important job. 26 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:57,880 He's getting rid of the fucking boxes 27 00:00:57,960 --> 00:00:59,520 and moving the fucking boat. 28 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:01,720 That man in there is on strike three. 29 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:06,200 Strike three out of what? 30 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:10,800 Darling, I can't help but notice 31 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:12,960 that all the boxes are still here. 32 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:14,360 Yeah, sorry. 33 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:15,920 I've been working. 34 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:18,760 Have you heard about love languages? 35 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:20,320 It's fascinating. 36 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:21,840 Ooh, what's in the bag? 37 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:24,080 [Dev laughs] 38 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:27,440 Oh, no, no. They're a bit stale. 39 00:01:29,320 --> 00:01:31,680 Where is your car, and why is your boat still on the drive? 40 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:34,040 -Sold it. -You sold your car? 41 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:35,880 Oh, yeah. To pay for the counseling course. 42 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:38,200 Why the fuck didn't you sell the boat? 43 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:39,920 Now, that's not very loving language, Deb. 44 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,080 Sorry. 45 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:43,600 Why didn't you sell the fucking boat? 46 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:46,480 Sell The Lovely Lisa when she brings us so much joy? 47 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:47,760 Wouldn't do that to you, sexy bum. 48 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:49,600 Oh ho! 49 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:51,200 We need that car. 50 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:53,240 I'm sorry, dear. I thought you'd be happy for me. 51 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:55,640 As they say in counseling, probably, 52 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:58,480 it's better to ask for forgiveness than permission. 53 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,680 -[tablet chimes] -Oh, back in a minute. 54 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:03,840 Time for my mindfulness. 55 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:06,760 [bag thumps] 56 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:08,520 [Dev humming] 57 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:10,600 [tablet clatters] 58 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:13,080 Forgive me. 59 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:17,320 [♪ bright, upbeat music playing] 60 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:23,880 Can I please ask you to use nonviolent communication? 61 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:25,520 [Deb] I'll give you nonviolent communication! 62 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,720 Ow! Not the chocolate rolls. 63 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:30,880 Stop it. They're hard. I thought you'd be supportive, Deb. 64 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:33,480 This is giving me flashbacks to when Dad left. 65 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:36,320 At least Dev can't take all the Blu-rays this time. 66 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:37,560 Or Daddy the cat. 67 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:39,760 [Josie] RIP. Forever in our hearts. 68 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:43,360 Selfish penny-pinching miserly asshole! 69 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:46,320 Don't say that. You love him, really. 70 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,200 The man downstairs isn't Dev. 71 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:51,480 He's a leech from hell who was sent to bleed us dry! 72 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:52,880 Come on, Mum. You don't mean that. 73 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:55,680 We need to get rid of the drains on this family. 74 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:57,720 Well, there's no need to bring my wife into this. 75 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:01,720 Why the fuck is the bathroom door locked? 76 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:04,240 There are no secrets in this house! 77 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:08,480 Nicky. 78 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:09,560 Deb. 79 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:12,600 The drain's clogged again. 80 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:18,840 [door slams shut] 81 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:20,880 They're not going to break up. 82 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:23,200 You'll all feel so silly for worrying. 83 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:26,520 [sobbing] 84 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:28,320 [Dev] It's just a little, tiny break. 85 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:29,920 We love you all very much. 86 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,600 Oh, for God's sake. 87 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:33,400 All of you just need to grow up. 88 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:36,880 Captain Cheapskate's going to move his fucking boxes tonight! 89 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:38,200 You know, I can't believe you're kicking me out. 90 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:41,040 Right when I was about to fix the hole in the bathroom floor. 91 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:43,240 Absolutely. The same day you pay for dinner 92 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:46,320 and we all feast on a flying fucking pig! 93 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:50,080 -[Seb sobs] -[door slams shut] 94 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:52,600 Because you're cheap! 95 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:55,200 I swear to God, 96 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:57,400 I will not have any more dead weight in this house. 97 00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:58,480 Especially you two. 98 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:01,120 No more of this conceiving a son nonsense. 99 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:02,760 I mean it. 100 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:05,080 [bed creaking] 101 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:06,840 Get in there, my son! 102 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:10,840 Yeah, he loves it. 103 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:14,760 You're definitely pregnant now. 104 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:16,400 Yep. 105 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,920 [urine splashing] 106 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,200 Okay. I think I've pissed most of it out. 107 00:04:23,280 --> 00:04:25,440 That's the last time I'm picking up the morning-after pill for you. 108 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:27,960 The woman in there thinks I have a fetish for unprotected sex. 109 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:29,280 You do. 110 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:30,680 Just tell him you don't want to have his baby. 111 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:32,040 I don't want to make things awkward. 112 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:34,720 Maybe having a baby wouldn't be so bad. 113 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:36,920 Seb promised he'd take me away from here. 114 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,920 Having a baby just feels like a small price to pay for freedom. 115 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,800 Shit, you're right. 116 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:43,800 You should probably have his baby. 117 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:45,640 But everyone who has a baby is insufferable. 118 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:47,800 The worst. I've spent nine months constipated, 119 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:50,080 but I'm not forcing everyone to look at pictures of my shit. 120 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:53,000 Why is Seb so desperate to procreate? 121 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:54,160 Maybe he's bored. 122 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:55,920 Men need multisensory stimulation. 123 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,000 That's why Nicky watches porn while he's fucking me. 124 00:04:58,080 --> 00:04:59,440 Babies scare me. 125 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:02,120 What if someone asks me to hold it? 126 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,240 What if I hold it wrong and everyone thinks I'm a pedophile? 127 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:06,960 I don't want people to think I'm a pedophile. 128 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,440 Listen to me. You don't need to have his baby. 129 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:11,280 Stop letting him enter you. 130 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:13,320 I have to. I'm stuck. 131 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:16,160 Plus he looks so sad, which you know turns me on. 132 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:19,280 He thinks Deb and Dev breaking up means true love isn't real. 133 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:21,320 Me and Nicky have true love. 134 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:23,080 Yeah, how long is he going to be here for? 135 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:24,640 As long as it takes. 136 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:26,320 Until we get the money for Billie's Cabaret Bar 137 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:27,800 and live happily ever after. 138 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:29,520 But what happened to the last money you gave him? 139 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:30,720 And why is he back from Manchester? 140 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:33,880 Josie, I don't know how many times I need to say this. 141 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:36,120 He's got an avoidant attachment style. 142 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:39,240 He was avoiding me. Now he's attached. 143 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:40,760 Honestly, it's not rocket science. 144 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:44,440 The point is he's here now, and I know exactly where he is. 145 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:45,960 [doorbell rings] 146 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:48,440 Have you seen Nicky? 147 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:49,840 No. 148 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:51,760 Weird. Who? 149 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:53,880 Hmm... Yeah, no idea actually. 150 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:55,560 He's been gone for weeks. I hacked his emails. 151 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:57,680 He bought a one-way ticket on Trainline to Crawley. 152 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:02,880 Well, he's definitely not here. We should go out and look for him. 153 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:05,920 Fucking hell. It's looking right at me. 154 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,400 Hello, mister. What's your name? 155 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:10,920 Seb, it's a fucking baby. It can't even speak. 156 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,320 How the fuck's it supposed to know its name? 157 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:15,400 -Can I hold him? -Yes, please. I'm exhausted. 158 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:16,720 [Seb sighs] 159 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:19,200 You could watch him actually. Me and Bianca have an errand to run. 160 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:20,520 -Uh, no, thank you. -Yes, please. 161 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:21,600 Oh, uh... 162 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:23,560 I will fight with every fiber of my being 163 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:25,320 to protect this precious new life. 164 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:29,000 Come on, Bianca. Let's go quick. 165 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:32,080 Mum's upstairs. Trust me. It's fine. We'll be gone for 10 minutes tops. 166 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:33,440 Give yourself a break. 167 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:36,080 You look so, so tired and old. 168 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:38,160 Bye. 169 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:40,720 [door slams shut] 170 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:43,240 -[Bianca sighs] -It's so weird seeing you with a baby. 171 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,320 Whose is it? 172 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:46,200 It's mine. 173 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:47,520 Artificial insemination? 174 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,920 What? No, it's mine and Nicky's. 175 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,360 Oh right, that's weird. Two boyfriends called Nicky. 176 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:53,520 What are the chances? 177 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:56,360 Uh, no, there's just one Nicky. He's the father. 178 00:06:57,520 --> 00:06:58,640 I don't understand. 179 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:02,960 Nicky, the one that chose me, we went to Manchester together. 180 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:05,600 He's the dad. I'm the mum. 181 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:07,040 It's our baby. 182 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:10,840 Oh. Alright. 183 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:13,360 One second please. 184 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,960 [retching] 185 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:34,560 [Bianca] You ready? 186 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:38,040 I'm just so happy for you. 187 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,840 Is it trained? I feel like it's going to bite me. 188 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:46,640 Honestly, Josie, trust me. Hold it and you'll see. 189 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:47,920 No, I'm too scared. 190 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,000 [baby coos] 191 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:53,560 Its eyes are following me around the room. 192 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:57,400 Don't point that thing at me. 193 00:07:57,480 --> 00:07:59,120 Where the fuck has it come from? Send it back. 194 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:01,240 It's Bianca's baby. We're just watching him. 195 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:04,520 Look at it. All it does is eat and shit and cry. 196 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:07,080 I've got a house full of people who already do that. 197 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:09,960 Honestly, 18 years of that. 198 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:11,200 You think it's over, 199 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:14,120 and then it decides it might be an artist but never does anything. 200 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:15,320 Do I look fantastic? 201 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:17,480 -Why? Where are you going? -[Deb] Girls' night. 202 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:19,520 I thought I'd try and feel better about myself 203 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,240 by visiting a woman whose life is sadder 204 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:22,760 than all of ours put together. 205 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:24,440 [both] Aunt Wendy. 206 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:27,640 Well, I'm off out too. 207 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:29,080 What? Where? 208 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:31,560 Book club. 209 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,280 You've not been in ages. Can't you miss this one? 210 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:36,160 This is exactly what I said would happen. 211 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:38,560 We have this baby and you expect me to give up my social life. 212 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:41,440 You just want me trapped at home cooking your dinner 213 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:43,200 and putting your jumpers in the washing machine. 214 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:44,800 No, thank you. 215 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:47,760 [door opens] 216 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:49,880 -Those are hand wash only. -[door slams shut] 217 00:08:57,240 --> 00:08:59,160 Girls' night! 218 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:00,760 A casino? 219 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:03,000 Yes, just like in the movies. 220 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:04,880 It's fun. 221 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:06,440 You need some of that. 222 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:09,640 [sighs] Oh, darling. 223 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:12,200 How utterly terrible. 224 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:14,080 We all said this would happen. 225 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,040 How awful. 226 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:18,760 I just wanted to come for a pep talk, you know? 227 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:20,960 Single woman to single woman. 228 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:24,640 Obviously, you've been single for years, so I knew you'd understand. 229 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:29,400 It's so lovely of you to seek comfort from your sister in your hour of need, 230 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:32,320 just as the tables have turned. 231 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:35,400 I'm happily in a relationship. 232 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:37,640 -You are? -Yes. And you're not. 233 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:42,000 Gosh, what a strange turn of events. [chuckles] 234 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:45,080 I'm experiencing life in your shoes. 235 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:47,200 Well, your old shoes. My new shoes. 236 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:48,360 [laughs] 237 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:49,560 It's funny, isn't it? 238 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:52,360 Back to being little old Debbie Downer. 239 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:54,360 What was all that shit about not needing a man? 240 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:56,880 Oh, turns out I got that completely wrong. 241 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:59,680 It's much easier with a man. What was I thinking? 242 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:01,480 He's coming tonight. I hope you don't mind. 243 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,440 It's supposed to be girls' night. 244 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:07,840 See, it might be because I'm a little bit of an empath, 245 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:10,200 but I can't help but feel you're annoyed with me. 246 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:12,720 You're a fucking Judas on HRT. 247 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:15,600 -Here he is. -[partner] Ah. 248 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:17,520 [Wendy giggles] 249 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:19,280 Hello, Debbie. 250 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:21,440 You remember James, don't you? 251 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:23,760 I bumped into him in Morrisons. 252 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:25,440 Not seen him in years. 253 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:27,280 Scrubs up good, doesn't he? 254 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,880 I happen to think he looks a little bit like James Bond. 255 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:31,000 [both laughing] 256 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:32,400 Can't see it myself. 257 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:34,320 Martinis, ladies? 258 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,120 My treat, obviously. 259 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:41,240 That's how a real man treats a woman. 260 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:44,520 Dev's probably halfway to Timbuktu by now. 261 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:48,360 [♪ light music playing] 262 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:57,920 See what I mean? 263 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,280 There's absolutely no chat, and it stinks of shit. 264 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:03,840 -How long was I gone? -He's Nicky's. 265 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:05,760 Oh, right. 266 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:08,040 Don't mind me, Deb. I'm just here to clear my boxes. 267 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:09,120 It's just us. 268 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:11,000 Oh, thank God. 269 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:12,760 Stocking up on toilet roll. 270 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:18,320 Does Deb really think I'm cheap? 271 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:21,720 Well, when was the last time you paid for anything? 272 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:24,080 I wouldn't want to belittle Deb like that. 273 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:26,560 I'm a feminist. I believe in equal pay. 274 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:28,640 Women should pay equally for dinner. 275 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:31,240 Oh, what's this? 276 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:37,600 Oh, my God! 277 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:38,840 What? 278 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:43,960 Did you know they've got problems with money? 279 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:48,720 Now you're saying that, it is ringing a bell. 280 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:51,520 Do you think Deb would take me back 281 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,560 if I paid for something? 282 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:55,760 I think so. Yeah. 283 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:59,960 Wow. Deb's not a feminist. 284 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:01,600 Yeah. Well, neither am I. 285 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:03,920 Feminism's gone too far. 286 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,120 I mean, look at us stuck here. 287 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:07,440 All these women are out gallivanting around. 288 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:08,640 They've tricked us. 289 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:10,680 For too long, men have stayed at home with the children 290 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:12,440 while women just do whatever they like. 291 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:13,600 I've not been hiding. 292 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:15,320 I've been in a cage. 293 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:17,640 It's time we broke free. 294 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,640 How do we do that? 295 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:22,880 Pub? 296 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:28,120 A really, really fit man. 297 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,760 In here? I don't think so. 298 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:33,760 He's really good at drawing straight lines. 299 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,520 Oh, Nicky. Um, no, I haven't seen him for months. 300 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:38,160 Oh, must be a different Nicky. 301 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:40,640 I don't know why we're here. He's never been to a casino before. 302 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:43,000 Yeah, maybe not with you, but we were always in here. 303 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:44,960 He said I was his good luck charm, 304 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:47,200 which is why he always bet with my money. 305 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:49,240 Two shots please. 306 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,360 Do you remember the last time we went out? 307 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:55,400 Not really, I was so drunk. 308 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:57,440 Me too. I don't remember anything. 309 00:12:58,280 --> 00:12:59,400 Unless you do. 310 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:04,000 [glasses clink] 311 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:07,800 Now, since we're here, do you want another drink? 312 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,440 Well, it is nice being away from little Nicky. 313 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,080 I'll have an Old Passion. 314 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:14,440 D-Do you mean an Old Fashioned? 315 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:16,800 Don't think so. 316 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,040 [♪ bright music playing] 317 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:26,800 So, I just tap my card down? 318 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:28,320 Yeah, i-it's contactless. 319 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:31,240 Well, I'll be damned. [laughs] 320 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:37,360 -Just tap it. -I know. I... I know. 321 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:44,240 [machine beeps] 322 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:47,040 [Dev exhales] 323 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,480 Well, isn't that a thrill? 324 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:55,440 Such a little lad, isn't he? 325 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,400 He's going to be a heartbreaker when he's older. 326 00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:59,640 A CEO or a footballer. 327 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:01,040 Doesn't say much, does he? 328 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:03,280 The strong, silent type. 329 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:06,440 Um... Nicky's a girl. 330 00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:12,000 Oh, I'm sorry. 331 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,200 I did my best, boys. 332 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:23,240 Well, she could be like a secretary or something. 333 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,160 You know, like-like a really, really good one. 334 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:29,160 Like a PA to a, an astronaut or a, or a king. 335 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:30,840 Absolutely. 336 00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:32,600 [baby crying] 337 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:36,200 Oh, God. What do we do now? 338 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:38,920 I want to comfort her, but I can't help but feel like 339 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,320 she's only doing it for attention. 340 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,160 Agreed. So dramatic. 341 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,240 Why do girls always ruin our lads' night out? 342 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:45,480 -[bell ringing] -Oh, 343 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:47,760 just when I'd gotten the hang of paying for things. 344 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,120 See, I'm not cheap. 345 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:51,200 If only Deb could see me now. 346 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,880 Where else can we go to spend money? 347 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:54,960 I know a place we can go, 348 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,160 but we need to get rid of this dead weight first. 349 00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:58,920 [baby crying] 350 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,000 Oh, have a day off, love. 351 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:03,840 [♪ bright music playing] 352 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:07,840 [Josie] What's happening? 353 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:09,160 Late night book club. 354 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:10,800 It was your idea. 355 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:12,640 Not that you ever come. 356 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:16,160 It's become really popular with uni students actually. 357 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,760 Why are you putting lipstick on? It's only Seb. 358 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:27,320 Claire. 359 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:28,640 Seb. 360 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:31,040 Josie, it's your turn to watch the baby. 361 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:32,120 It's lads' night. 362 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,560 Aw, of course we can watch him. 363 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:36,120 He's a cutie. 364 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,280 Come on then. 365 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:41,680 Hello. 366 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:43,480 Hi there. 367 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:50,080 You left your book here, um, from last week. 368 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,840 Oh, whoops. 369 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:54,320 You've been coming to book club? 370 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:56,640 The discourse is very compelling. 371 00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:58,680 Right. See ya. 372 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:01,200 You are determined for this baby to ruin my social life. 373 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:02,960 I thought you were a feminist. 374 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:05,400 -I'm not a feminist anymore. -[Claire] Me neither. 375 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:08,200 A house with traditional values where a man works 376 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:11,200 and a woman stays at home is a tried and tested method. 377 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:13,520 That sounds a bit of alright to me. 378 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:16,200 I just need to find a man first. 379 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:20,720 [both laughing] 380 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:26,920 [Wendy] Ooh, this looks fun. 381 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,640 Maybe we shouldn't gamble tonight. 382 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:30,280 Classic Debbie Downer. 383 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:32,160 Still on the scooter, are we? 384 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:35,080 Only had a car for 10 minutes before her lesbian daughter totaled it. 385 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,800 Nevermind. James, go for it. 386 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:39,200 [Wendy] Haven't got any chips. 387 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:41,760 How 'bout these? 388 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:44,000 James, not little miss Minnie. 389 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,360 We can't accept these, sir. 390 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:46,840 They do in Casino Royale. 391 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:48,240 Yeah, but not in Crawley. 392 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:50,520 And that was an Aston Martin, not a Mini Cooper. 393 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:53,200 Uh-oh. Here we go. 394 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:58,760 Right, well then. 395 00:16:58,840 --> 00:16:59,840 [James clears throat] 396 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:01,160 You know what they say, 397 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:04,000 "When the fun stops, stop." 398 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:06,480 Have a wonderful evening. 399 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,560 James, how could you? 400 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:12,000 I was just being silly. 401 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:13,880 We're getting a new one soon anyway. 402 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:15,760 [Wendy] Well, James Bond. 403 00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:17,560 I'll get some martinis, shall I? 404 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:19,240 -Yeah. -[Wendy purrs] 405 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:20,600 [chuckles] 406 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,920 You're selling your car? 407 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,920 [Bianca singing] 408 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:33,720 Oh, do you sing as well? 409 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:34,960 Yeah. Um... 410 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:37,520 Nicky said I sound just like Amy Winehouse. 411 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:38,680 Weird. 412 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:40,920 Must have got us mixed up 'cause I sound just like her. 413 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,280 He said to me, he's working on the recording contract. 414 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:45,800 He just needs me to fund the studio and hire the manager, 415 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:47,240 so I'm just waiting for the loan to go through. 416 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:49,280 He said my voice is so good that I need to keep it to myself 417 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,480 because the world isn't ready. 418 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,000 Do you think he knows any Amy Winehouse? 419 00:17:56,840 --> 00:18:00,560 -[baby crying] -That's such an interesting point, Theo. 420 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,200 Did anyone else have thoughts they'd like to share? 421 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:07,160 [baby continues crying] 422 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,840 Sorry. Is this your baby? 423 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:14,800 Uh, I've been left with it. 424 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,640 Oh, God, that's awful. 425 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:18,800 A single mother? 426 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:20,720 -Um... -So brave. 427 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:22,880 So impressive. 428 00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:25,800 I guess I am quite brave. 429 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,080 [baby coughing] 430 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:32,520 So, you're in the market for a car, Debbie? 431 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:33,920 How much do you want for it? 432 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,160 James Bond doesn't do this for the money. 433 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,520 What do you want then? 434 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:41,000 I think you know. 435 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:42,480 I don't. 436 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,240 I want you to fuck me. 437 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,400 You what? 438 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:51,320 Oh, come on, please! 439 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,120 Please, fuck me. 440 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,480 I've been thinking about it for ages. 441 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,800 Oh, come on. You know you want to. 442 00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:59,480 I'll give you my car! 443 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:02,920 Aww! [laughs] 444 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,240 Yeah, I guess we just have a special connection. 445 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,240 -They're gorgeous. -Alright, pedophile. 446 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:10,880 Honestly, all this attention is too much. 447 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:14,000 Don't mind me, everyone. Just carry on reading. 448 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:15,880 I'm just looking after my baby. 449 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:18,920 Charlie. 450 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:21,560 It's me. Josie from the psych ward. 451 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,000 Would you like to meet my baby? 452 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:26,280 Is it yours? 453 00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:28,960 What, do you think I'm some weirdo nonce with someone else's baby? 454 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:30,160 Of course it's mine. 455 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:31,280 [Charlie] Oh. 456 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:33,120 Wow. 457 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,600 He's not a sex pest. He's James Bond. 458 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,160 James Bond is a sex pest. 459 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:40,320 [Wendy] I knew you'd say this. 460 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,080 Suddenly, you get dumped and I'm the more fuckable sister, 461 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:44,280 and it's hard for you to take. 462 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:46,600 I understand, but don't start making up lies 463 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:47,760 just for attention. 464 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,800 You're just jealous 'cause I'm happy. 465 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,080 And you're back to being Debbie fucking Downer. 466 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:55,200 Listen to me. He begged to fuck me. 467 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,040 No, Debbie, you listen to me. 468 00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,200 It's not my fault your life's shit. 469 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,000 Two feral daughters. 470 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,520 One is a lesbian, pardon my French, 471 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,320 but don't take that out on me. 472 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,040 I am the more fuckable sister. 473 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:14,480 Boys, get ready for the wildest night of your lives. 474 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:15,560 [both laughing] 475 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,200 [machine beeps] 476 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:19,240 [sighs] 477 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:20,960 Come on please. 478 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:23,520 For old time's sake. I was your best croupier. 479 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:27,720 [sighs] Oh, for God's sake. It was a prank call on my stag. 480 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,440 Of course I don't have a gun. 481 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:30,760 What, you think I'm just going to whip out a gun 482 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:31,960 and shoot everyone? 483 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:33,280 What, you think I've got a gun in my bag? 484 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:36,120 I'm trying to get inside to finish the job? 485 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,400 Seriously? 486 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:40,560 Go on. 487 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:44,960 ♪ Well, sometimes I go out by myself ♪ 488 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:48,400 ♪ And I look across the water ♪ 489 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:54,760 ♪ And I think of all the things, what you're doing ♪ 490 00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:58,600 ♪ And in my head, I paint a picture ♪ 491 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:05,840 ♪ But since I come on home and my body's been a mess ♪ 492 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,000 ♪ And I miss your ginger hair ♪ 493 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:08,440 Fuck feminism. 494 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:10,920 Women don't control us. We play by our own rules. 495 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,680 ♪ Won't you come on over ♪ 496 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:16,960 ♪ Stop making a fool out of me ♪ 497 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:23,280 ♪ Oh, why don't you come on over, Valerie ♪ 498 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:27,240 Wow, you do sound just like her. 499 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,960 -So do you. -Oh! 500 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,960 I knew it, and you're still a feminist. 501 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:36,800 -Only for you! -Oh! 502 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:39,160 [furniture clatters] 503 00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:40,840 -Say it! -[Deb] Ah! 504 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:43,520 Say I'm the more fuckable sister! 505 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:46,240 Book another smear test, you single old hag! 506 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:48,600 Look at you two. This isn't feminism. 507 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:51,360 Feminism has gone too fucking far. 508 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,160 I don't need feminism. 509 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:54,960 I've got a boyfriend. 510 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:56,840 You should both be ashamed. 511 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:58,920 This is what a feminist looks like. 512 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,200 Come on, baby. 513 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:16,400 Look, Deb, I am sorry your life has turned out this way. 514 00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:19,040 Two lesbian daughters? 515 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,960 Men take one look at you and run for the hills. 516 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,360 Spencer was right to leave you. 517 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:25,280 And I'm not surprised Dev doesn't pay for anything 518 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:26,680 'cause you're not worth anything. 519 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:32,920 You're right. Thank you. 520 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:35,840 Have you ever heard the phrase, 521 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:38,280 "Ask for forgiveness, not permission?" 522 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:39,920 No. Why? 523 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:46,000 No reason. 524 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:48,640 [♪ bright music playing] 525 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:52,000 Run away with me. 526 00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:53,560 Oh, where would we even go? 527 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,440 Paris, just you and me. 528 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:56,840 We'll run Bianca Bar together. 529 00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,440 Le Bianca Bar. 530 00:22:58,520 --> 00:22:59,720 You'd really do that? 531 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:02,160 Bianca, listen to me. You're everything. We're going. 532 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,920 We're starting again. We could do it ourselves. 533 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,920 Raise Nicky with two mums. What's more feminist than that? 534 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,000 It'll be the most naturally blonde baby in all of Paris. 535 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:10,480 Yes, yes. Let's do it. 536 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:11,680 -When? -Now. 537 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:13,040 We're getting little Nicky, and we're leaving. 538 00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:14,440 Wait. 539 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:19,080 Can I still be in the Perfect Pussy Club even though I've had a kid? 540 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:22,080 I don't know. 541 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:23,320 You'll have to let me have a look. 542 00:23:25,340 --> 00:23:28,000 A single mother? I, I had no idea. 543 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:31,040 And stealing your education back from university too? 544 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,400 -It's amazing. -[Josie] And look at me, 545 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,560 holding it completely normally, 546 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:38,440 not thinking or doing anything weird. 547 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:40,400 I got you completely wrong, you know. 548 00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:42,600 I thought you were a bit crazy, 549 00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:45,720 but postpartum depression is a very real thing. 550 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,400 That's okay. Most people don't understand me. 551 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:52,040 But maybe you do. 552 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,240 Where is she? 553 00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:57,520 Please be quiet. We've got a mother and baby here. 554 00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:58,800 -That's not her baby. -It's mine. 555 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:00,360 [Billie] You don't even like babies. 556 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,280 [Josie] Look, it's not my fault. Okay? 557 00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:03,800 Everyone was giving me attention. 558 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,400 What was I supposed to do? Tell the truth? 559 00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:06,640 I can't handle the truth! 560 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:07,720 You need help. 561 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:09,880 You should be back on the psych ward. 562 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,840 She did try. They just wouldn't take her. 563 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:15,280 [♪ light music playing] 564 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:22,760 That was quick. 565 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,640 Yeah, my card's been blocked because of unusual activity. 566 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,280 What's the unusual activity? 567 00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:28,440 I've been using it. 568 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:31,280 All been okay out here? 569 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:32,840 It was rough. 570 00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:34,080 I kind of felt like that time 571 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,040 you all forgot me at the petrol station. 572 00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:38,120 Oh, no, we didn't forget you. 573 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,680 Josie asked us to drive away. 574 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:41,400 -What? -Yeah, 575 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,800 when Deb was shouting out the window, "She's gay!" 576 00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:47,280 I thought she was saying, "This way, Seb. This way." 577 00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:49,320 I thought she was telling me to follow. 578 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:52,240 Be honest with me. 579 00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:55,320 Do you think Josie doesn't want to be with me at all? 580 00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:58,840 If I'm being honest... 581 00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:02,560 I really don't think Deb was shouting, "This way." 582 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,000 I think Josie might be a lesbian. 583 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:09,720 She married me. We're trying for a baby. 584 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,280 Why would a lesbian do that? 585 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,480 I just don't think there's any pleasing these women. 586 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:20,360 I think I'm going to stay out just a little longer. 587 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:22,960 Where will you go at this time? 588 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:25,080 Seb? 589 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:28,040 [Bianca] This is so exciting. 590 00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:31,080 A one-way coach trip to Paris with no stops. 591 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,120 -Croissant for three! -[both laugh] 592 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,400 Perfect Pussy Club on tour. 593 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:38,080 Perfect Pussy Club on tour. 594 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:40,000 I know. So excited. 595 00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:42,520 I'm just going to go and ask the driver when we're going. One sec. 596 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:48,160 [sighs] 597 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:53,200 [engine revving] 598 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,720 [bus rumbling] 599 00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:03,520 [♪ upbeat music playing] 600 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:20,320 [Seb] I love you. 601 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:30,920 [Josie] I think I do want to have a kid with you. 602 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:33,880 I don't know. 603 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:35,720 I'm not sure we're ready. 604 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:37,640 I know you don't want one. 605 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,000 I changed my mind. 606 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:42,240 I got so much attention with that baby earlier. 607 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:45,520 It was amazing. I was a natural. 608 00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:48,560 I think I should leave you on your own for a bit. 609 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,440 What? Please don't go. 610 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,080 I'm starting to worry we're not right for each other. 611 00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:54,400 You can't leave. 612 00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:57,840 Um, uh... I'm pregnant. 613 00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:00,320 What? 614 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,800 Oh, my God. What? 615 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:03,880 How far along are you? 616 00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:06,040 When did this happen? I've got so many questions. 617 00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:08,520 I'm... It's not important. 618 00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:10,960 I'm just so happy. 619 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:16,760 You were out late. 620 00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:18,480 Where have you been then? 621 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:22,240 Book club. 622 00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:26,720 What did I tell you, girls? 623 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,120 We don't need men. 624 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:31,880 A boot full of gone-off goodies and door-to-door service. 625 00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:33,600 It doesn't get better than this. 626 00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:36,760 Hector's back. Hector Two. 627 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:38,720 -He's so handsome. -He is. 628 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:39,880 How did you get him? 629 00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:42,880 Forgiveness, not permission, girls. 630 00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,200 Forgiveness, not permission. 631 00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:46,360 [car alarm chirps] 632 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:48,040 Now that's feminism. 633 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:52,560 [♪ "Laissez Faire" by Michel Lepop playing] 634 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,520 [♪ song fades out]