1 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:49,520 Oh, I'm telling you. In 24 hours I'll tell Maria Teresa everything. 2 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:53,360 Yes, I'm going to spy on the bingo tonight at Guglielmo's house 3 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:56,400 and then tomorrow we'll talk about the dumpster to the girls. As agreed. 4 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:58,080 You don't invent other things? 5 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:01,000 Ah! So you disrespect me. The word is the word. 6 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:03,880 Anyway, Salvo, do you think about it? 7 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:06,680 Working in Milan and go to sleep in Sicily? 8 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:10,760 But better than that, what more do you expect from life, eh? 9 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:11,800 Handsome. 10 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:14,600 But who is he? The hospital. 11 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:15,640 See what they want. 12 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:19,440 Ready? 13 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:21,880 Hi, Valentino, I'm Andrea. Sorry for the inconvenience. 14 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:25,520 Oh, Andrea, hi. But did something happen? 15 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:27,640 No, just to tell you that the director 16 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:30,840 he had a problem and had to change your shifts. 17 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:32,000 And what time do we start? 18 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:35,800 It's no longer your turn of the afternoon, but it is the one of the morning, 19 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:37,920 so you will have to enter the hospital at... 20 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,560 -Seven. -Seven. 21 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:43,240 At seven? But tell me one thing, but is he there with you? 22 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:46,360 Yes, yes, I know you warn Salvo, yes. 23 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:50,040 -I understand. It's there with you. -Bravo. Indeed, well done. 24 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:52,280 -Director, can you sign? -Yes. 25 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:54,640 Guys, please don't delay. 26 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:58,120 He did it on purpose, there was no reason to change the shift. 27 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:01,680 -Here you are. -Okay, okay. See you tomorrow then. 28 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:03,320 Thank you, Andrea, thank you, bye. 29 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:06,480 -So, is everything okay? - Very good. 30 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:09,760 -Thank you for your cooperation. -Thank you director, duty. 31 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:11,560 -Until we meet again. -Until we meet again. 32 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:14,880 Oh, Salvo, the director changed our shift, huh? 33 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:18,440 He wants us at work tomorrow morning at seven in the morning. Hello, can you hear me? 34 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:20,800 Are you listening to me or are you just thinking about your jealousy? 35 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:23,760 Yes, I listen to you, I listen to you! 36 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:26,560 Still with this jealousy. I'm not jealous. 37 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:28,680 It's not my fault, it's Guglielmo's. 38 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:29,840 But in what sense? 39 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:33,960 He is an ex, and at the same time in which an ex becomes an ex, 40 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:36,080 has the obligation to move abroad. 41 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:38,320 -Abroad? -Comp�, this is the rule. 42 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:41,200 Everyone knows her. Only not you, who are ignorant. 43 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:43,880 But what are you talking about? Are you serious? 44 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:48,160 But we are all someone else's ex. Should we all move abroad? 45 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:49,360 Certain. 46 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:51,080 And who remains in Italy? 47 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:55,120 Former foreigners who have broken up and they move to Italy. 48 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:56,880 That is, a transfer of people? 49 00:02:56,960 --> 00:03:00,200 Certain. But why, what problems do you have? What are you, sovereignist? 50 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:01,680 Don't dare say it. 51 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:04,560 No, because I saw the stupid look and I said... bah! 52 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:10,360 Save, remember. As Confucius said: "Only those who are insecure are jealous." 53 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,120 But go, go. 54 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:14,840 Eh, look... 55 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:17,680 Looks like you're going to rob a bank. 56 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:21,560 You don't have the slightest respect of my state of mind. 57 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:23,720 Wait a minute, where are you going? 58 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:28,720 Now you can go up. 59 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:32,560 And don't make that face, that one day you will thank me, do you understand? 60 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,360 Greetings, Confucius. 61 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:41,880 Anyway, there are those who clean. 62 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,960 -He how are you? -Hello, girls. 63 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:55,040 Hey, hello! 64 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:00,360 Gugu! 65 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:01,960 HI! 66 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:04,920 Here, do you see it? 67 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,320 I'll cut off those hands. 68 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:19,880 Is this true? They're all yours. 69 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:28,160 Then he says I'm exaggerating. Do you see it? 70 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:49,920 -I am coming. I'm leaving now. -Maria Teresa, where are you going? 71 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,440 The gentleman has arrived what Santa Claus should do. 72 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:55,800 I'm over there with the children, otherwise we'll ruin the surprise for him. 73 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:57,280 -Certain. -I'm going, I'm going. 74 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,200 But I don't see you. 75 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:12,920 And who are you? 76 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:18,680 How beautiful. 77 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:29,840 So, I'm going back now and I open the window for her from the inside. 78 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:32,440 -Perfect. -So she climbs over and changes inside. 79 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:33,680 In the meantime he's waiting for me here. 80 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:34,840 -All right. -And thank you. 81 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:37,920 She has no idea how happy it will make her all our children. 82 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,360 An incredible surprise! 83 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:44,280 But I can't believe it. 84 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:56,640 Hey, Salvo. 85 00:05:56,720 --> 00:06:00,520 My friend, I'm sorry to have to give you this bad news. 86 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:02,840 But will you stop your jealousy, Salvo? 87 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:04,120 Maria Theresa. 88 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:05,760 Maria Theresa what? 89 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:09,360 -Maria Teresa is at Guglielmo's house. -And I know he's at his house. 90 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:11,400 Maria Teresa and I always tell each other everything. 91 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:13,920 Yes, but he didn't tell you who is with another man. 92 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:40,240 But what's happening? 93 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:42,840 My friend, I'm sorry to give you this bad news. 94 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:44,360 But it's not possible! 95 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:46,440 I know, Maria Teresa shouldn't have. 96 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:49,440 I understand the distance. I understand that he is a handsome man. 97 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:51,080 But he shouldn't have. 98 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:54,120 You choose whether to watch or not. It's a heartbreaking scene. 99 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:03,960 -But he's an old man! -Yes, but it's fascinating, though. 100 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:13,480 Ready? 101 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:15,680 What are you doing? Where are you? 102 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:17,040 I'm at Guglielmo's house, 103 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:20,160 since you never took me again to the dinner you promised me. 104 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,360 What is it? A revenge? Huh? 105 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:24,360 Come on, what are you saying? I can't now. 106 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:26,680 What are you doing, that you can't talk? 107 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:29,640 I understand that he is a handsome man, but this is too much, though. 108 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:31,960 -Okay, but what's new! -And you answer! 109 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:34,640 All these questions, these doubts. What, have you been drinking? 110 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:36,320 -How disgusting. -Who are you with? 111 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:38,640 -What's wrong? -I want to know who you are with! 112 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:41,640 Ah! To me you say: "What's wrong with you?" And you? 113 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:44,760 -'I'm a fucking old man. -Speaks! 114 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:49,320 -Okay, I need my hands free. -What are you doing with your hands? 115 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:51,760 -Okay, I don't... -Safe, love, tell me. 116 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:53,520 -Clap your hands. -In what sense? 117 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:55,720 -Give a round of applause. -Why? What did you do? 118 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:57,000 I have nothing, and you? 119 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:59,600 I don't understand why your voice is shaking. 120 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:02,160 I'm shaking because it's you who makes me nervous. 121 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:03,920 What are you saying, love? 122 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:07,320 But just at Christmas, that we should all be better! 123 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,560 Let it go. 124 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:12,120 -Why are you doing this to me? -Are you crazy? 125 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:15,600 -What did I do to deserve this? -Nothing, love. 126 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:18,400 As you always tell me that I am jealous of Guglielmo, 127 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:20,000 I wanted to play a joke on you. 128 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:23,200 Come on, love, stop it, that I was falling for it again. 129 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:24,520 Sorry, I have to go. 130 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,880 All right, say hello to Santa Claus, bye. 131 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:29,200 Sorry, how do you know? 132 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:32,360 -What? -That we are with Santa Claus. 133 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:37,360 In the sense that at Christmas we use to say this: "Say hello to Santa Claus." 134 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:39,920 Then, if he's really there, say hello to me. What do I know? 135 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,160 Love, hello, I greet you. 136 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:45,800 Also because I have to understand what's happening between Maria Teresa and Valentino. HI. 137 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:47,080 Oh well. HI. 138 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:51,400 -I don't understand you. You're weird! -I asked a simple question! 139 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:54,400 -And I demand a simple answer! -I know, but... 140 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:55,840 If you... I'm talking. 141 00:08:55,920 --> 00:09:00,280 If you don't answer me it's because evidently there is some reason for... 142 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,480 It's as if you suddenly lack confidence. 143 00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:03,680 One minute! 144 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:05,760 Okay, what are you saying? 145 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:12,120 I know you made me a simple question, but I don't... 146 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:14,520 -It's worth it! -No love, it was an April Fool's joke. 147 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:15,840 In December? 148 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:18,080 Oh, yes, because you expect it in April. 149 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:20,680 Good thing I have things to do. 150 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:22,840 -Hi, Vale. -All right. Hello, love, I greet you. 151 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:24,560 -Bye, bye, love. -HI. 152 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:30,040 Oh, Salvo made me an incredible joke, that idiot. 153 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:32,480 Milan, on the other hand, hurts Valentino. 154 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:36,560 But you get the idea what did you make me do? 155 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:38,960 You always get me in trouble! 156 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:41,000 You need to check the source first. 157 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:44,520 -You are my source. -Will you shut up, otherwise they can hear us? 158 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:45,520 But what do they hear? 159 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:58,080 You may know why Were you hiding behind that hedge? 160 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:00,000 And with binoculars! 161 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:04,760 Because we were on stakeouts to see nocturnal animals. 162 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:08,440 -Ah, do you observe nocturnal animals? -Yes, yes, yes, yes. 163 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,000 -Yes, yes. -Yes, yes, yes, yes. 164 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:11,360 And what animals do you observe? 165 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:13,840 For example the blackbirds. 166 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:17,560 Ah, the famous nocturnal blackbirds. 167 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,600 The owls. 168 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:22,280 -They were owls, but to him they looked like blackbirds. -Owls, yes. 169 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:24,240 -At night, one gets confused. -Certain. 170 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:26,840 -The owls. Yes. Then? -Yes. 171 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:29,480 -The doves. -The bats. 172 00:10:29,560 --> 00:10:31,960 -They were bats, remember? -Bats. 173 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:34,000 -Butterflies. -Moths. 174 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:35,400 So do insects. 175 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:37,360 Yes, especially insects. 176 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:41,600 I think she is that he doesn't recognize nocturnal animals. 177 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:46,320 Ah, well, because... at night in the dark It's not easy to recognize them. How is it done? 178 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:50,240 It's not that the animal goes around with the little light and says: "It's me." 179 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:51,800 That is, one has to look at them. 180 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:54,040 Those are the fireflies, yes. 181 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,640 With all due respect, I didn't want to be vulgar. 182 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:57,600 For goodness sake. 183 00:10:57,680 --> 00:10:59,880 -So observe nocturnal animals. -Yes. 184 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,480 Do you do it like this, as a hobby? 185 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:03,840 -No, just a job. -Yes. 186 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:07,720 -And the white bathrobe? -To attract moths. 187 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:10,600 They see the white bathrobe and they get closer, understand? 188 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:13,480 In fact, some crash right on the bathrobe. 189 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:15,120 And why are you dressed in black? 190 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:18,000 To push them away when they get too close. 191 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:19,760 -Yes. -Because if not... 192 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:23,080 The moth right up close close it's not beautiful. 193 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:25,480 -No. -It gets huge. Become a phalanx. 194 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:30,240 Understood? So, a little distant, It's nice because it's beautiful. 195 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:32,720 The moth is beautiful, there is nothing to say. 196 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:34,720 -But, from afar. -But, from afar. 197 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:38,160 the owl, however, even up close that's nice because... 198 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:40,720 Got it? I mean, it's really... 199 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:44,720 It turns, like the flashing light. In fact you have the unmarked car. 200 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,960 -Of course, because it flashes. -During the day. 201 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:50,120 -'These things should be taught in school. -I understand. 202 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:52,360 And your names? Where do you live? 203 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:56,040 -Oh, what is it? An interrogation? -Why are you without documents? 204 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:59,400 Sorry, you when you look at moths do you carry documents with you? 205 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:01,960 Young man, Let's not be too funny, eh? 206 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:05,480 -Rather, are you married? -Yes. 207 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:09,720 Well. Then let's call the wives and we check everything. 208 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:10,920 -No. -No. 209 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,680 Our wives don't know that we are in Sicily. 210 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:17,160 Oh, and where do they think you are? In Milan? 211 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:19,840 Eh. In Milan. 212 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:21,720 Alright, alright, alright. 213 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,840 The captain arrives tomorrow morning. 214 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:27,520 He will decide what to do. 215 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:29,640 Tomorrow morning? 216 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:32,440 -Eh, no. It's not possible! -No. 217 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:35,280 We tomorrow morning at 7 we have to get back to work. 218 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:37,160 -And we can't delay. -Eh. 219 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:02,040 Good morning... 220 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:05,000 -Julius. -Julius. 221 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:06,440 Captain Giacalone. 222 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:09,000 But what are you doing here? 223 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,160 What are you doing here? 224 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:14,200 Because you held back these gentlemen? 225 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:18,280 Eh... The truth is that last night we... 226 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,520 we were observing nocturnal animals. 227 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:26,080 -Very rare animals, for heaven's sake, eh? -And we do it to round off. 228 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:28,920 We searched to explain to his colleagues... 229 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,160 Now shall we address each other as "lei"? 230 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:34,720 Guys, I want to help you, but put me in a position to do it. 231 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,960 So, Giulio, the fact is this. 232 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:41,000 That is, Salvo's wife would be there... I mean, Salvo isn't jealous, for goodness sake. 233 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:44,760 But there is his wife's ex who does not want to move abroad. 234 00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:48,400 So last night there was a tombola and Salvo wanted to understand if this ex... 235 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:51,160 I understand. You were spying on your wife. 236 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,680 But what did it take to tell us? 237 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:57,320 Ah, well done! Congratulations, really. 238 00:13:57,400 --> 00:14:00,880 You managed to do one of the things most miserable that a man can do. 239 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,880 Because in your sick mind of a retrograde male 240 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,520 you convinced yourself that a woman 241 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:08,520 can't do something without you having to know. 242 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:11,080 And we hear, we hear, what did you discover? 243 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:16,040 Who has friends, interests, a life of one's own? 244 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:19,560 Does this scare you? But who do you think you are, huh? 245 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:22,840 You deserve only contempt. You deserve this, Giovanni! 246 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:25,800 But who is Giovanni? 247 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:27,480 My name is Salvo. 248 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:29,320 Giovanni is her ex. 249 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,600 -He was spying on her. -Ah! 250 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:34,800 And how did you find out? 251 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:37,080 -Because she was spying on him. -Ah, sure. 252 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:38,160 Eh! 253 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:42,480 However, Salvo, remember that only those who are insecure are jealous. 254 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:44,560 -Confucius? -No, my ex. 255 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:48,320 -I am sorry. And where is she now? -Abroad. 256 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:52,720 Do you see it? You see, this is a good ex. 257 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:53,920 Release them immediately. 258 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:56,680 The director. 259 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:59,480 -Maybe we can still do it. -Yes. Sorry. 260 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,760 And please, say hello to dad! 261 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,680 Delay. 262 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:16,320 Whoa! Huh? 263 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,320 Punctuality is everything. 264 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:22,040 We are the north! 265 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:24,880 Is the concept clear? 266 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:31,720 Of course, it would be bad to fire you for a one minute delay. 267 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,400 -Eh! -Eh! But how? 268 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,520 -But I do it. -No. 269 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,000 Oh, if I do. 270 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:39,760 Please. 271 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:46,200 No... 272 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:58,160 Sorry, guys. 273 00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:00,040 I can't believe it. 274 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,960 And now who brings them to me cannoli from Sicily? 275 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:07,080 Look at the bright side of things. You can go to the beach whenever you want. 276 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,840 -The sea! -Enough with this sea. 277 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:11,440 What a heartbreaking scene. 278 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:14,720 Did you take everything? Why don't we come back here, eh? 279 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:19,520 And congratulations on the white coat. 280 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:24,560 So, come on, get to work. Move. 281 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:29,680 It's worth it. Come out, please. Sooner or later we have to talk. 282 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:30,800 It's worth it! 283 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:34,240 Oh, finally, my friend. I was telling you... 284 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,200 My friend! 285 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,520 My friend, it wasn't my fault! 286 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:40,120 Or at least, yes, It was also my fault a little. 287 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:43,280 But not only that. We were also unlucky. 288 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:46,960 We were in the best condition: work in Milan, sleep in Sicily. 289 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:50,560 But let's fix things. We appeal and everything works out. 290 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:53,440 Because of your jealousy you ruined my life. 291 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:57,360 Now how do I explain this to Maria Teresa that I was fired? 292 00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,280 You mustn't talk to me anymore. 293 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:01,360 Come on, my friend. 294 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:07,880 Friend? 295 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,640 Where do I take these? 296 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:17,720 At seven. 297 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:21,720 Greetings. 298 00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:26,640 And for her, I pray. 299 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:30,120 Oh! But what are you doing? Oh! 300 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,760 Crazy stuff. 301 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,520 After the beep, it can record... 302 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:40,080 -Hello. -Good evening. 303 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,120 -HI. -Good evening. 304 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,560 Eh, but no one stops. 305 00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:47,480 �, the friend is, a person... 306 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,160 Good morning, I'm Valentino. How can I help you? 307 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:52,840 -I am. Let me tell you something... -First of all... 308 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:55,320 she should address me as lei. Did he understand? 309 00:18:55,400 --> 00:19:00,160 She really shouldn't call me, did you understand? Because for me he's now an ex! 310 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:04,040 She has to go abroad! But the foreignest thing there is! 311 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:07,560 -Because... -The bitter taste of the truth 312 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:14,640 But he knows how to hide it and to defend you A true friend even a liar 313 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:20,640 �, the friend � Something the more the better... 314 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:21,920 And how's the shop doing? 315 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,760 Well. Well. And how are you in the hospital? 316 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:27,680 Very good. 317 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:28,880 That's better. 318 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,240 Oh yeah, thank goodness. 319 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:33,120 Dad, will you take me to Milan sometime? 320 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:35,800 This is how you let me know those who work with you. 321 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:39,280 Yes, of course. Dad takes you. 322 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,920 And my love in your love is 323 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:50,360 �, the friend � 324 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,480 The most decisive of the company... 325 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:55,560 After the beep, you can register your... 326 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:58,600 And it will convince you not to give up 327 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:02,680 Even the times Chasing the impossible 328 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:06,600 Because he has, the friend has... 329 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:10,040 My friend? Hi my friend. 330 00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:13,680 I prepared two little things, just what was in the fridge. 331 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:17,160 We sit down and chat. You will be tired after a day of work. 332 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,760 We remember the good times, the crazy laughs. 333 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,000 My friend? 334 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:24,720 ...Something the more the merrier... 335 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,440 You don't even have Indian papaya? 336 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,520 No. 337 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:32,200 And do you have any quinoa? But from Bolivia, huh? 338 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:33,920 -At most Per�. -No. 339 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,720 But if you want we have Ispica carrots that improve vision. 340 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,520 So the next time he comes in reads the sign well 341 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:44,120 "At kilometer zero" and it doesn't bother us! 342 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:48,200 -One had entered. -Yes, but one... 343 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:49,560 -Eh. -Okay. 344 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:52,160 �, the friend �... 345 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,360 Of course, my friend. See you tonight. 346 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,040 I'll pick you up, my friend. 347 00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,200 But no, don't bother me, my friend. 348 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:02,920 Come on, my friend! 349 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,400 And sometimes It makes you want to send him away 350 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:06,840 But not him... 351 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:11,600 We thought for a long time: but... what can truly unite Italy? 352 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:16,000 So we thought of a bridge which will unite Sicily with Calabria. 353 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:20,280 A work that will solve all problems that the South no longer deserves to have. 354 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,920 Even the lack of water it will become a memory. 355 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,720 It's an honor for me to meet you. 356 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:39,840 Well, she was right. They stole another one. 357 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:41,600 -Where? -In Sicily. 358 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,440 Here are the images. 359 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:44,960 I go. 360 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:56,680 Last night you used the toilet at 3:37 a.m. 361 00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:59,000 I understand that one has to pee, 362 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:02,040 but the toilet flush you can also pull it the next morning. 363 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:06,760 Huh? And I thought I rented my apartment to civilized people! 364 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:23,560 -Here, now you help me. Help me. -Can we see? 365 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:25,000 -Yes. -There's another one. 366 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:28,160 -I don't know how it's possible. -But how is this possible? 367 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,760 For us too it was an infinite joy! 368 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:34,120 Thank you. 369 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,840 That's why I haven't seen you again at the airport. 370 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:44,880 Thank you. Now I will be able to enjoy my family. 371 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:48,680 I can finally see my girlfriend whenever I want. 372 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:53,120 Comp�, I've been looking for you all day to tell you that I had found the solution. 373 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:56,200 And by doing so we do them some good and to us too. 374 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:57,160 To us? 375 00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:58,120 Eh. 376 00:22:58,920 --> 00:22:59,880 Thanks, Vale. 377 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,280 Thank you. 378 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:04,760 Thank you! 379 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:10,960 But crazy things! 380 00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:12,560 Huh? 381 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:18,520 Oh, Salvo, but please. 382 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,400 No one else needs to know. It's a delicate thing. 383 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:24,200 Are you kidding? It's something for a select few. 384 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:25,120 -Eh! -Eh. 385 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:27,160 So, guys. 386 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:31,040 Bathing at night in Sicily?