1 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:14,440 SICILY EXPRESS 2 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:44,280 {\an8}NORTH 3 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:49,440 {\an8}SANTA SERENITA CLINIC 4 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:52,357 Sorry, guys, but it's an emergency. 5 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:54,397 And what? You couldn't tell him we're not around? 6 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:56,917 Well, he's Sicilian, he only trusts the two of you. 7 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,397 Why couldn't I have been Venetian? 8 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:01,557 This is torture, I miss the Sicilian air! Son... 9 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:03,997 Dad, if you wanna get back to Sicily, take your medicine. 10 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:04,917 Enough medicine. 11 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,877 What's the problem today, Mr. Giacalone? What is it now, huh? 12 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:10,397 As usual, he has some sort of problem with his IV drip. 13 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:13,717 No! Your northern medicine isn't going anywhere near my veins! 14 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:15,037 Not a chance, understood? 15 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:17,637 -Relax, Mr. Giacalone. -Step back, I'll handle this. 16 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:19,717 All right, Giacalone, look what I brought in for you. 17 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:22,557 A special IV drip from our native land of Sicily. 18 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:24,877 If you listen closely, you can hear the sound of the sea! 19 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:25,917 Is that true? 20 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,197 -Of course! -Just for you! 21 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:29,757 And, get this, we also have special antibiotics. 22 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:30,997 -From Taormina. -Taormina. 23 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:34,277 You love Taormina. Open it up, you can almost taste the scent of Jasmine. 24 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:36,557 -Only the best for you, sir! -And these were sealed? 25 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:37,757 Oh, very sealed, sir. 26 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:40,877 -Don't worry, very sealed. Right, see? -Mm! 27 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:43,597 Because, you know the air here, the air is frankly unbearable. 28 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:46,477 It's killing me, Milan air is going to be the death of me! 29 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:49,277 Is it the IV that's gonna kill you or the Milan air? 30 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:51,117 Or just anything not Sicilian? Huh? 31 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:54,197 I'm telling you, the Milan air spoils everything it touches. 32 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:55,197 Hell, even cannoli. 33 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:56,597 -Even cannoli? -I'm telling you. 34 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:58,797 You know they make cannoli here in Milan, huh? 35 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:01,437 Yeah, they even have the ricotta sent from Sicily. 36 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:02,637 When the ricotta gets here, 37 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:05,197 it gets exposed to the Milan air and is immediately ruined. 38 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:06,757 And the cannoli are spoiled! 39 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:09,597 Ah, but why are they keeping all this stuff from us, huh? 40 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:10,797 It's all a big secret? 41 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,077 -A big mystery, isn't it? -Don't worry. 42 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:16,677 We're actually about to head to Sicily. We'll bring you back good cannoli. 43 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:18,077 Oh! A cannoli? 44 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:20,077 -That's nice! -I got to admit, it's all true! 45 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:21,637 Down there, it's just different. 46 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:22,997 The sea air is magic! 47 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:24,597 Oh, the magic! 48 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:27,557 -Now he'll be impossible to deal with! -What's the matter with you? 49 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:30,757 -Look, I wasn't trying to... -Hey there. Good morning, everyone. 50 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:33,757 Mr. Giacolone. I guess it's true, Southerners just won't die. 51 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:36,237 If all Southerners died, you'd have to close all the hospitals. 52 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:38,517 True! In fact, you're the ones keeping us in business. 53 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:41,077 You're nuts if you think I'm being treated by a Milanese! 54 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:43,397 A Milanese? Sir, I'm from Cefalù! 55 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:46,237 -I already told you. -See? That's right near your home base! 56 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:48,757 -Best air in the world, after Sicily! -My home base, true! 57 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:51,597 We've gotta go. Bye, Giulio, see you all in two days. 58 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:53,837 -Thanks a lot! -Get the cannoli! 59 00:02:53,920 --> 00:02:55,077 Cannoli coming right up! Bye! 60 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:57,917 In the meantime, we have a nice IV with a hint of Rosolio! 61 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,341 -Hear that, Dad? Sounds good! -Really, Rosolio? 62 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:13,077 Where you going?! 63 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:13,997 Just be careful. 64 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:15,739 -We will! -Yeah, yeah. We got it! 65 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:22,037 Hey! 66 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:24,357 Where exactly are you guys off to?! 67 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:25,837 -Hm... -Uh... 68 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:28,357 Just wandering off with a suitcase each?! 69 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:29,757 What are you talking about? 70 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:31,108 Those ones you're holding! 71 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:33,437 Oh, these two. 72 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:35,597 You need to tell me what's in the suitcases! 73 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:36,920 It's just our lunch. 74 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:39,477 Just your lunch? 75 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:40,397 Uh-huh. 76 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:43,517 One, two, both of you! Get to my office! 77 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:46,320 And then we'll discuss today's lunch. 78 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:02,917 All right, I think we may have an issue with the structure that we have here, 79 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,637 that's built on a foundation of perseverance, 80 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:09,160 absolute dedication, and punctuality. 81 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:11,397 Is that clear to you? 82 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:14,197 It's very clear, director. We're just still getting used to it, 83 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:16,237 'cause we transferred from the south to north... 84 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:20,271 And, you know, at our age, on top of that, we've also got our families down south. 85 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:22,157 Oh, poor you! 86 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:24,997 Another southerner feeling sorry for themselves. 87 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:28,157 Director, you should understand, you're from the south. 88 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:31,037 No, stop. Don't even try to go there. 89 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:34,600 Sicily's in the south. And Calabria's in the north. 90 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:37,597 Sir, we really need to get back today. 91 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,037 Our wives are opening a business. 92 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:41,997 It'll be a charming little farm-to-table shop, and we gotta support. 93 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:44,477 "A farm-to-table shop! Please, director!" 94 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:47,917 Blah, blah! No! Listen to your horrible, awful mumbling! 95 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,197 -It disgusts me! It's vile! -He hates our mumbling now? 96 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:51,477 -So annoying! -He's got a point. 97 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:52,797 You all drive me nuts! 98 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:54,637 All of you southerners! 99 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:57,360 My blood pressure's elevated because of you! 100 00:04:58,160 --> 00:04:59,120 Oh, well. 101 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:01,557 Director, you're right. 102 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:04,277 We try our best to be as articulate and well-spoken as you, 103 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:06,197 but it just doesn't come as naturally to us. 104 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:09,197 It's just really difficult because whenever we go back home, 105 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:11,117 we fall back into those bad habits, you know? 106 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:13,277 -Yeah. -Listen, I understand. 107 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:15,877 I was a big mumbler when I first came north. 108 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:18,157 It's hard to shake being a true Calabrese. 109 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:19,899 -Oh, sure. -Oh, you're Calabrese? 110 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:21,677 Mm-hm. 111 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:23,157 -Ah. -Hm. 112 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:27,797 Anyways, back to why I called you both here in the first place. 113 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:31,757 I was just told that you two bozos, and I do mean bozos, 114 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:33,477 have asked for a two-day leave. 115 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,120 -Just two. -Two. It's nothing. 116 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:38,280 Seems reasonable. 117 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:41,917 And difficult for me to revoke the request at the last minute. 118 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,957 Well-thought-out. I mean, very good. 119 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:47,160 Yeah, sorry we didn't give you more of a heads-up. 120 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:49,557 But you're not going. 121 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:50,517 -How come? -No! 122 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:53,117 I'm the boss. Ha, yeah! 123 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:54,037 -But, director... -No! 124 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:58,117 And tomorrow, you'll be here on time! Punctuality! 125 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:00,757 And if you're not, you won't get Mr. Nice Director, 126 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:03,437 I'll do what I should've done and fire both of you! 127 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:05,760 That clear enough for you two? 128 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:07,357 Very clear. 129 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:09,357 -Huh?! -Very clear! 130 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:10,317 Ah! 131 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:14,840 -Okay. Uh, so we'll, uh, see you later. -Good day. 132 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:21,080 -I'm really sorry, guys. -Ah. Yeah, what are you gonna do? 133 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:23,317 -Bye. -See you. 134 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:24,357 Bye. 135 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:26,677 Wow! Lucky them, off to the sea air. 136 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:29,877 Again with the air? You and the sea air! God! 137 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:31,000 Bye! 138 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:37,760 Hey, hold it! 139 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:40,757 You two better bring back those Sicilian cannoli! 140 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:42,797 -Remember you promised! -We got it! 141 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:45,240 -Don't forget it! -We got it! 142 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,960 Go, go, go, go, go, go! 143 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:56,837 -Hey! -Hey, Gio. 144 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:59,877 There's no point rushing. There's some kind of mechanical problem. 145 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:02,157 -They're not sure we can fly. -Come on. Are you serious? 146 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:04,757 -Can't they put us on another plane? -They're all full. 147 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:06,477 We have to hope... 148 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:07,797 -What's that? -Excuse me. 149 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:09,637 -But... -No, please go right ahead. 150 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:13,557 Hey, hon. Yeah. No, they haven't told us anything yet. 151 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:15,077 -I know. -Hey, you guys. 152 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:17,317 -Hey, Fe. -Let's hope they let us fly today. 153 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:18,917 -That's what Gio was saying... -My wife... 154 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,677 Sorry, one second. 155 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:24,477 Sweetheart. Maria, I wish, but they haven't told us anything yet. 156 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:25,597 -Mario! -Hey! 157 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:27,037 This is unbelievable. 158 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:29,357 If I knew there were delays, I wouldn't have bothered... 159 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:30,957 -Awful. -We were saying it's ridicu... 160 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:33,237 Sorry, I think that's me. Hold on. 161 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:35,197 -Him too. -There he goes. 162 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:36,957 -My God, you can't talk anymore. -I know. 163 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:39,517 -Can't have a real conversation. -No one wants to talk in person. 164 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:40,837 -They're back. -Okay. 165 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:43,317 -Talk on the phone or talk to us, okay? -Yeah, come on. 166 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:45,677 So, what do you think? Any shot they let us fly today? 167 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:48,117 How are we supposed to know? We... 168 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:51,480 -Oh! Sorry. Oops, gotta take this. -Hold on, sorry! One second. 169 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:52,837 Hey, Dad! 170 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:55,637 Hey, Aurora! Aren't you supposed to be in school? 171 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:58,317 I'm helping Mom set up the new store. 172 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:01,317 You need to hurry up, Dad. We'll have to put up the tree soon. 173 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:04,317 Don't worry, honey, I'll be there. Can you put Mommy on the phone? 174 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:05,637 Salvo, don't do this to me. 175 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:06,557 ZERO KILOMETER 176 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:09,517 We already postponed the opening so you could be here. Come on! 177 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:11,037 What am I supposed to do? 178 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:14,397 There's a problem with the engine, I'm stuck here. I'm sure we'll leave soon. 179 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:16,837 Honestly, I'm not sure when or if we're getting out of here. 180 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:18,357 What about the opening?! 181 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:20,757 Can't you get on a different flight or drive or something? 182 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:21,997 You know I wanna be there. 183 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:24,037 Maybe I should try to fix the plane engine. 184 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:26,117 Come on, Salvo, stop joking around! 185 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:27,880 Say bye to your dad. Goodbye! 186 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:31,997 Bye, Daddy! Oh, is it okay if we hang chocolates on the tree too? 187 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:34,277 Of course, we can do whatever we want, sweetie. 188 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:35,200 Now go to school. 189 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:36,997 Okay, I love you too! Bye! 190 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:39,957 No major surprise, Salvo said their flight's been delayed. 191 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:41,397 I know. Val just told us too. 192 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,717 Look, I gotta take Aurora to school, we're already late. 193 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:45,877 -I'll be right back to help. -I'll start, don't worry. 194 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:48,437 -See you soon. -Relax! It'll all work out! 195 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:49,757 It's a fact. 196 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:52,197 We from the north know how to get things done! Hm? 197 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:53,517 This is outrageous! 198 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:57,280 We've been waiting here since 8:00 a.m., and it's 3:00 in the afternoon! 199 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:01,957 Yeah! I had to get special permission from the school to catch this flight! 200 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:04,917 My apologies, I wish I could help, but none of this is up to me. 201 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,997 No. Everyone, she's right, this isn't her fault. 202 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:09,597 But you could've transferred us to another flight or something. 203 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:11,197 All our other flights are packed. 204 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:13,117 Yeah, the others are packed. 205 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:15,837 I manage 40 employees, I've gotta be back tomorrow! 206 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:19,760 -You can't really blame that on the lady! -Enough of that! 207 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:28,757 We regret to inform all passengers that, due to a sudden eruption of Mount Etna, 208 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:31,157 we can no longer safely land at Catania Airport. 209 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:33,957 -We're being redirected to Palermo. -Hold on, Palermo? 210 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:36,237 A bus will transport you from Palermo to Catania. 211 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:37,317 No! 212 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:40,040 Not the highway from Palermo to Catania, no! 213 00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:44,160 At that point, it would be easier to parachute us to Malta! 214 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:47,957 -Right! Maybe we should! -Yeah! Well said! 215 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:50,437 Yes, parachute us! We still have free will! Let's go! 216 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:51,960 Yeah! 217 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:01,637 {\an8}ETERNAL CONSTRUCTION ZONE 218 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:04,277 {\an8}Val, what is taking so long? Are you close? 219 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:06,157 Map says only 80 kilometers to go, 220 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:08,357 so roughly another three hours and we're there. 221 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:12,037 So we'll have to meet you at the store, because we can't delay the opening. 222 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:13,880 -Okay, bye. -See you there, bye. 223 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:17,720 You know, at least the highways seem to have improved. 224 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:25,357 -All right, see you guys next time. -See you. 225 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:28,397 Okay, guys, I'm sure I'll see you both at the airport tomorrow. 226 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:30,240 -See you, Giovanna. -Bye. 227 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:37,480 Finally, you're home. 228 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:44,837 For far too many years now, 229 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:48,517 politicians have made promises but never delivered on them. 230 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:50,997 Think of those living in the south of our country, 231 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:53,797 they must have the same rights as those in the north. 232 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:57,957 The right to decent roads, transportation, and most importantly healthcare. 233 00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:00,557 It's for those reasons that I, as your prime minister, 234 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:02,957 but above all as a fellow human being, 235 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:05,797 am committed to solving that inequity. So I ask you all... 236 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:08,680 Join me in finally uniting Italy. 237 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:13,117 Now is the perfect time. We can't afford to lose another moment. 238 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:15,197 Nor will we on my watch. 239 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:16,920 As always, thank you. 240 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,517 All right, are we off? Oh, thank God. 241 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,517 Congratulations, prime minister. 242 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:24,677 -For what? -Your speech was wonderful. 243 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:26,557 That part about unity was amazing. 244 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:29,920 Uh, for me, sir, as a Sicilian, really touching. Thank you. 245 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:34,757 What's wrong with you? 246 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:37,197 You believed that? 247 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,317 Ah, come on! 248 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,677 It took us decades to create division in Italy, 249 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:43,960 and now you want unity? Huh? 250 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,840 Go on, I'm parched, get me a glass of water. Sparkling! 251 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:53,357 Congratulations! 252 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:55,077 Cheers! 253 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:57,760 To our charming little farm-to-table shop. 254 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:03,077 Hello! 255 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:04,437 -Hey! Good evening! -Hello! 256 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:06,277 -Enjoy! -Get in there! It's fantastic! 257 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:08,237 -Hello! -Ah! 258 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:10,597 -So sorry we're late! -It's your dad! Go say hi! 259 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:12,520 -Aurora! -Daddy! 260 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:16,677 Oh, look, finally. About time! 261 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:19,280 -Sorry. -I'm so glad you're here, I missed you! 262 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:23,237 -Hey, Val. That must've been exhausting. -A bit. 263 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:26,797 Everyone! Can I please have all your attention for a moment? 264 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,837 Look at this, huh? Huh? 265 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:32,117 Now that Valentino finally showed up, we can start. 266 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:33,397 Come on, Dad! 267 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:35,037 Hm. 268 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:38,277 I'd just like to propose a toast to this fabulous little shop, 269 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:40,637 which celebrates our locally grown produce. 270 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:42,997 Just have a look at all this stuff. Huh? 271 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:44,997 Huh?! I think you can all agree 272 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:48,637 that this proves that fortune doesn't only exist in Milan. 273 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:50,957 You can also get it done right here. 274 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:53,760 Especially when you have a sweet little girl at home, 275 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:57,117 and a father-in-law with a successful company, 276 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,493 and the means to ensure that you'll stay afloat. 277 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:05,197 Dad's being such a joker! 278 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:07,877 Of course, he's just joking around! 279 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,997 What more can anyone ask for in life 280 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,360 than to watch people pursue what they love? 281 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:15,837 Cheers to the shop! 282 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,357 Cheers to the shop! 283 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:19,760 Here's to success! 284 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:23,480 And, of course, to farm-to-table! 285 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:28,397 -You look so beautiful. Gorgeous. -Oh, stop it you! 286 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:30,960 I'm sorry, I can't. You're stunning. 287 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:38,877 -Gugu! -Cla! 288 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:41,477 Hi! 289 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:43,597 This place is great. You've got a hit on your hands. 290 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:46,317 -Trust me, I know. -Let's hope so! 291 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:49,317 I'm sure I'll be seeing you tomorrow night at the club for bingo, right? 292 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:52,077 Well, Salvo just came in from Milan and he's only here for two days. 293 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:54,237 So we're gonna try and make the most of those. 294 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:55,597 Well, the first day for sure! 295 00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:57,778 You'll probably be so sick of me by day two. 296 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:02,477 But honestly, if you wanna go to bingo, it's okay. Up to you, hm? 297 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:06,157 Wow, you need his permission now? Things have changed since we dated, huh? 298 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:08,400 Stop, Gugu! 299 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:10,117 Salvo, I'm just joking. 300 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:12,237 I know I left her in very good hands with you. 301 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:14,197 Actually, she left you last I checked. 302 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:16,080 Oh, Gugu. 303 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,157 All right, I should probably take off. 304 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:22,237 Congratulations! Bye, ladies. Enjoy the rest of the night! 305 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,597 -Good night! -See you soon. Good night! Bye! 306 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:27,119 -Good night! -Good night, thanks for stopping by! 307 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:31,317 -What a nice guy, huh? And always around. -Yeah. He is. 308 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,717 Never misses an opportunity to support you. 309 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,237 -Yeah. -Almost too much. 310 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:38,760 Okay, where should we put this one? Right there, huh? 311 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:42,357 No, Dad! It can't go there! There's already one just like it there. 312 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:45,397 Aurora, no, stop! Don't mind him, okay? 313 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:48,637 In Milan they don't know the first thing about how to decorate trees. 314 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:50,717 Mom, Dad, can you give me a hand in the kitchen? 315 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,317 Huh? Give you a hand? With what? 316 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,080 Just follow me and I'll show you. 317 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:05,157 For the love of God, tonight is supposed to be a celebration. 318 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:06,877 Valentino's only here for two days. 319 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:10,360 Please stop bringing up the same crap about the long distance. 320 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:13,440 -Understood. Mm. -Mm. 321 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:16,757 Dad, you know I wish Valentino didn't work in Milan too. 322 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:18,917 It would be easier if he worked with you. 323 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,077 -But he needs to figure it out on his own. -Mm. 324 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:25,117 Sorry, but a man who abandons his wife and daughter to go work in the north, 325 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,517 when he knows there's opportunity here, is just... 326 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:30,357 Mom, Dad worked far away from us for 20 years. 327 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:33,277 He did, but in Tunis. That's south! 328 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,357 -Hm? -Okay, whatever. 329 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:37,837 But we agree, no more talking about working long distance, you got it? 330 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:40,357 Yes, yes, fine, fine. Now what do you need help with? 331 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,600 Give me a hand washing the cherry tomatoes. 332 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,277 But... your water's not working. 333 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:51,877 -Oh, yeah, today's Wednesday. -What does that mean? 334 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:55,357 The city's starting to ration the water. Use one of the bottles. 335 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:57,677 What, because there's no running water here, 336 00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:59,957 he goes and runs off to Milan?! 337 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:01,400 Hm! Disgusting! 338 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:04,680 Now, this one right there. 339 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:08,600 And I think this should be the last one, huh? 340 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:12,037 By the way, did you remember to write your letter to Santa Claus? 341 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:15,840 Mm... No, I'm drawing him a picture instead. Do you think that still counts? 342 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:17,397 -Let me see it. -Look! 343 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:18,317 Oh, wow! 344 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:22,757 -Aurora, do you mind if I borrow your dad? -Sure. Sorry, sweetie, I'll be right back. 345 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:25,523 -Okay? Just give me one minute. -This won't take long. 346 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:26,517 Sorry to interrupt, 347 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,717 but I have an update about our flight to Milan tomorrow. 348 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:31,677 -Oh God, tell me it got cheaper. -Maybe in our wildest fantasies. 349 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:34,717 No, now it's up to 737 euros per person. 350 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:35,877 Jeez! 351 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:38,997 -I may have found a cheaper route for us. -Yeah? 352 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:43,157 Maybe we go to Catania-Patras, Patras-Tunisia, Tunisia-Krakow, 353 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:44,477 Krakow-Milan. 354 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:47,797 29 euros per leg, for a grand total of 116 euros. 355 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:48,877 Well, that sounds perfect! 356 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:51,277 -It's incredible, it's fabulous. -Great, that settles it. 357 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:54,637 So the only issue is it takes 12 hours, and we'd have to leave right now. 358 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:56,157 Are you crazy? We just got back. 359 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:58,717 -The table's set, we can't just walk out. -I know, we're screwed. 360 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,077 Dad, come back here! 361 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:03,037 We only have two days together, stop wasting time with Uncle Salvo! 362 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:05,717 No, sweetie, don't worry, I'll be with you soon. 363 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:09,557 Don't forget you have to tell everybody that we're leaving tomorrow. 364 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:10,957 -Have I ever let you down? -Well... 365 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:13,277 I'm just trying to find the right moment to do it. 366 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:14,197 -Uh-huh. -Huh? 367 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:15,757 -It's ready! -Here they come. 368 00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:17,677 Let's eat, huh?! 369 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:20,597 -Yes, let's do it! I'm starving. -Mmm! Smells amazing. 370 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:24,517 May we have a moment of your attention? The grand unveiling is finally upon us. 371 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:27,957 Myself and Aurora are very proud to present the tree to you all. 372 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,157 Ready? Here we go! 373 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:31,157 -Hey! -Beautiful! Well done! 374 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:32,597 Oh! That looks great! 375 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:35,877 -You did a great job, sweetheart! -Beautiful tree! 376 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:38,317 All right, everyone, let's have a seat. Come. 377 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,837 This all looks delicious! 378 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,597 I say we have a little toast to Maria's and I's shop launch, huh? 379 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,557 -Yes! -Cheers! 380 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,157 -Cheers to both of you. -Congrats. 381 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:47,957 -To the ladies!! -Best of luck! 382 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:51,077 As a true blood Milanese, you all know I traveled quite a ways to get here. 383 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:53,037 But I'd do it all again in the name of love. 384 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:54,557 -Oh, sweetie. -Very sweet. 385 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:57,557 Then I guess we should all say thank you to Uncle Salvo! 386 00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:59,997 No, sweetie, I didn't move here for Uncle Salvo. 387 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,517 -It was for Gugu. -For Gugu. 388 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:04,637 But that didn't stop your sly Uncle Salvo from laying on the charm 389 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,397 even though I was with Gugu. 390 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:07,797 But I said, "Oh, why not?" 391 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:10,557 Since I was young, and sensed there could be something with this guy... 392 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:11,757 Okay, I think that's enough. 393 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,597 Cheers to farm and table dining! Cheers to you two! 394 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:17,957 -Yes, thank you, everyone. -We're so proud of the two of you. 395 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:19,597 -I'll cut this, huh? -Please! 396 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:21,797 -Yes! -Carmelo, can you pass me the water? 397 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:23,637 You can't just get it yourself? 398 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,917 I can't reach it, it's too far! Please. 399 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,240 Oh, the water's too far for you, is it? 400 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:36,040 Would you look at that, distance can be dealt with. 401 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:39,360 You just have to be willing to put in the work. 402 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:45,117 Honey, you know my dad's just trying to be funny. 403 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,437 Maybe in Milan they don't have a good sense of humor. 404 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:49,197 -Mom, stop it! -Oh, boy. 405 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,637 Or maybe Carmelo is once again alluding to the fact 406 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:53,637 that I had no interest in working for his company. 407 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:54,597 No, no! 408 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,557 Oh, my husband is not making any allusions. 409 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:59,117 Come on, do you really wanna see me canning tuna all day, 410 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,317 when I went to school for years to be in medicine? 411 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,837 Hey, maybe you can resuscitate the tuna. 412 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:05,037 Yeah, resuscitating tuna! 413 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,357 But... I'm sorry, Val, I think he was just trying to say 414 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:10,317 he'd love for you to be closer to Maria Teresa and Aurora. 415 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:14,757 Understandable. I'd love for Claudia to be closer to my work up in Milan. 416 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:17,437 -But, you know... -What are you trying to say, Salvo? 417 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:20,157 I guess I just don't understand what that has to do with anything. 418 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:23,557 I can't come. I have the shop! And I'm finally getting adjusted. 419 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,677 Adjusted to all the unique smells, and all your fried food. 420 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:29,157 -I love fried food! -I'm not moving. I love my home. 421 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:30,077 Yeah, it is! 422 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,157 Of course you wouldn't wanna go back there. 423 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:36,997 I mean, Sicily's not like Milan. It's always raining, there's all that fog, 424 00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:39,157 and, oh my God, the people! 425 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:40,837 They're all so cold! 426 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:42,397 They don't even smile at you! 427 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:45,237 I say with all due respect to Claudia, who's from there. 428 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:47,677 And shall we talk about how much better our sun is? 429 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,957 -It's the same sun. -You know what he meant. 430 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:52,477 Oh my God, no one is saying anything against Milan! 431 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,397 -What? There's only one! -All right, let's not... 432 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:57,077 Can we please not argue about this and enjoy our dinner? 433 00:19:57,160 --> 00:20:01,037 We're gonna be leaving tomorrow. I'd hate to spend the whole time arguing. 434 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:02,240 Did he say tomorrow? 435 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,997 Didn't you tell us you were staying for two days? 436 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,277 Valentino, why didn't you tell me the truth? 437 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:12,677 Because before we got here, we agreed he'd do it. 438 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,517 You know, 'cause he'd know the right moment. 439 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:17,277 Ah, well please tell us why this was the moment you chose. 440 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:20,157 No, listen, I was gonna tell you, but then everyone was bickering... 441 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:25,357 Ah! Okay, so that's why you wanted me to go to bingo night with Gugu. 442 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,797 Because you knew you guys would already be out of town. 443 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:28,877 -What? No, come on! -Oh! 444 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,597 -It all makes sense. -I wanted to call her... 445 00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,557 But, no, you never called! 446 00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:35,157 -That's enough. It's too much. -I wanted to call you. 447 00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:38,277 Everything was up in the air. 448 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:39,823 Valentino, you're on thin ice. 449 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:49,597 Dear Santa Claus, I know it doesn't always seem like it, 450 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,477 but my family really loves each other. 451 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:55,157 The only reason everyone's fighting is because of the long distance. 452 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:59,717 So the only thing I want for Christmas is for you to help solve that problem. 453 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,037 So all the fighting will stop, 454 00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:04,317 and I'll get to see my dad and Uncle Salvo more often. 455 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:07,357 I just want Christmas to be special for the whole family. 456 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:10,200 I love them all. Thanks, Santa. 457 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:25,957 Sweetheart, are you still mad at me? 458 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:28,720 -Please, no more secrets, Val? -I promise you. 459 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:34,560 There we go! 460 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:39,877 -So you're not mad at me anymore? -Mm... Well, no. 461 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:42,740 Silly choices have always been a part of our relationship. 462 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:49,717 Good night, Salvo. 463 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,157 -Bye, Salvo. -Good night, Carmelo. 464 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,080 Good night, Amanda. Nice seeing you. 465 00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:58,160 Well, good night. 466 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:06,077 Honey, you ready to go? 467 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:09,637 Yeah, let me just quickly help Valentino take out the garbage and I'll head back. 468 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,397 -I'll meet you at the house. -Be there soon. 469 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:13,957 Great. Good night, Val. Thanks for a great evening. 470 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:16,157 Don't mention it. Thanks for actually saying good night. 471 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:17,440 -Bye. -Bye. 472 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:20,957 You know, this is all our stupid director's fault. 473 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:24,197 He's like all southerners who moved north. Now he hates the south. 474 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:25,357 What are you talking about? 475 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:27,677 We live up north too now, and we don't hate the south. 476 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:30,597 That's just because we haven't been back long enough, give it some time. 477 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,157 It's already slowly starting. 478 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,877 Recently, whenever I've heard a southerner speak, I get irritated. 479 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:37,637 -It scares me, I don't like it. Wait... -You're strange, you know that? 480 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:40,717 -See? You mumbled "you're strange," right? -Yeah. 481 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:43,237 -Suddenly that gets on my nerves. -What are you talking about? 482 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:46,757 I'm just saying you can mumble in Sicily and no one bothers you, right? 483 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:49,437 But you mumble in Milan, and all of a sudden I'm really annoyed! 484 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:51,877 -Annoyed with what? -With you, I'm saying we gotta be careful! 485 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,557 -My mumbling's a problem? -I've changed. 486 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,197 -The north changed me, it's the truth. -Yeah, you've changed a lot. 487 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:57,717 Oh, hey, look at this. 488 00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:00,677 They just said our flight tomorrow has been delayed by two hours. 489 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:01,997 -Great. See? -It's not my fault. 490 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,077 Not only did changing our flight cost an arm and leg, 491 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:06,517 but now it's delayed too? They have no respect for us. 492 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,400 -Yeah. -No respect at all. 493 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:12,997 -I shouldn't be surprised. -We'll just have to deal with it. 494 00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:14,597 Right, as always. 495 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,600 Who's calling at this hour? 496 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:20,357 Where's my cell phone? 497 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:23,360 You just used it to show me the e-mail. 498 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:24,960 No! 499 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:27,360 What, did you just throw it out? 500 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:34,357 Oh God, it stinks in here! Come on, you gotta lift me up. 501 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:36,000 Careful! 502 00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:40,637 -Don't let go of me. -Yes, I got you, don't worry! 503 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,317 Come on, get the phone, I gotta go home. 504 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,160 Hurry up, do you see it? 505 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:49,840 Yes, hello? 506 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,517 No, thanks. I'm good with my phone provider, 507 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:53,597 thank you. 508 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:57,597 Oh, then why're you calling? I told you, I'm happy with the service! 509 00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:59,757 Bugging me at this hour? 510 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:00,880 What the hell? 511 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,480 Where in the world did he go? 512 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:17,800 You in here? 513 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:19,437 Hello? 514 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:22,160 Are you hiding or something? 515 00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:28,960 What the hell, man? 516 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:42,677 Um, hello? 517 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:44,720 Val, where are you? 518 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,240 Just stepped out. 519 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:53,720 SICILY EXPRESS