1 00:00:27,150 --> 00:00:28,943  (GULLS SCREECHING)  2 00:00:44,208 --> 00:00:47,253  Look, I didn't... I didn't mean it to be this way.  3 00:00:47,378 --> 00:00:51,049  This... Every... The reasons why I'm leaving are on this tape.  4 00:00:51,132 --> 00:00:53,134  It points out the six points of why I think  5 00:00:53,217 --> 00:00:56,429  our relationship is doomed and why I'm leaving it.  6 00:00:56,512 --> 00:00:58,639  You can watch it later. I was gonna mail it,  7 00:00:58,765 --> 00:01:00,349  but now... I'll just give it to you now.  8 00:01:00,433 --> 00:01:02,143  Are you taking your VCR, or did you leave that upstairs?  9 00:01:02,226 --> 00:01:05,146  I bought the VCR! I'm taking my VCR!  10 00:01:05,229 --> 00:01:06,731  I bought... It's the only thing I'm taking.  11 00:01:06,814 --> 00:01:08,983  What is that on top of the car?  12 00:01:10,485 --> 00:01:11,903  Is that a futon on top of the car?  13 00:01:11,986 --> 00:01:14,322  That's... That's our futon. That's my futon.  14 00:01:14,447 --> 00:01:16,949  I'm taking the... Can I please take the futon?  15 00:01:17,950 --> 00:01:19,243  Please?  16 00:01:19,327 --> 00:01:20,995  Violence is not the answer!  17 00:01:21,079 --> 00:01:22,330  Get in the car!  18 00:01:22,413 --> 00:01:24,624  Don't be driving back here in a couple days, okay?  19 00:01:24,749 --> 00:01:27,543  I'm not going through this over and over and over.  20 00:01:27,668 --> 00:01:30,463  (STAMMERING) I'm not... That's on the tape.  21 00:01:30,588 --> 00:01:32,799  I think that's point number four on the tape,  22 00:01:32,882 --> 00:01:36,219  because I have my vision, you have your vision,  23 00:01:36,344 --> 00:01:38,638  and I'm leaving, because the Tantoonis need me.  24 00:01:38,763 --> 00:01:39,680  The who?  25 00:01:39,806 --> 00:01:41,099  The Tantoonis.  26 00:01:39,806 --> 00:01:41,099  What is...  27 00:01:41,182 --> 00:01:43,226  It's an Indian tribe. It was in the newspaper.  28 00:01:43,309 --> 00:01:45,103  It was on CNN! You don't even watch TV.  29 00:01:45,186 --> 00:01:47,480  You don't read the paper. You don't know what's going on in the world!  30 00:01:47,563 --> 00:01:49,816  That's one of my reasons. That's point one!  31 00:01:49,941 --> 00:01:53,027  You can't just walk out. You can't just walk out, Sean.  32 00:01:53,111 --> 00:01:54,362  Listen, listen.  33 00:01:54,445 --> 00:01:56,948  I'm gonna go, and I'm not coming back.  34 00:01:58,741 --> 00:02:00,493  Take Fidel.  35 00:01:58,741 --> 00:02:00,493  Please take Fidel.  36 00:02:00,618 --> 00:02:03,454  I'm not taking Fidel, Sean. I'm not taking your fucking cat!  37 00:02:03,579 --> 00:02:05,540  I don't have the time and energy to take care of the cat.  38 00:02:05,665 --> 00:02:07,583  I have to go and get something accomplished.  39 00:02:07,708 --> 00:02:08,876  That cat will be in the way...  40 00:02:09,001 --> 00:02:10,920  Ow! I am a man of peace!  41 00:02:11,045 --> 00:02:13,798  You're a woman of violence. I'm not a man like that.  42 00:02:13,881 --> 00:02:15,091  And you're turning me into that man...  43 00:02:15,216 --> 00:02:16,843  That's like point number eight. I don't know...  44 00:02:16,968 --> 00:02:18,761  (TIRES SCREECHING)  45 00:02:23,683 --> 00:02:25,268  (SOBBING)  46 00:03:17,361 --> 00:03:18,696  (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)  47 00:03:21,782 --> 00:03:22,742  Hi. Good night.  48 00:03:22,825 --> 00:03:24,368  Good night, Erin. Have a good night.  49 00:03:24,452 --> 00:03:26,704  WOMAN ON PA:   Dr. Kravitz, you have a visitor in the main lobby.  50 00:03:26,787 --> 00:03:29,540  Dr. Kravitz, a visitor in the main lobby.  51 00:03:30,875 --> 00:03:34,045  Do you guys know Bob, that security guard from the lobby?  52 00:03:34,128 --> 00:03:35,588  Mmm, he's really something, huh?  53 00:03:35,671 --> 00:03:37,089  Yeah.  54 00:03:37,173 --> 00:03:39,342  He asked me to go to this little soiree with him on Saturday,  55 00:03:39,425 --> 00:03:43,554  to the aquarium, 'cause that's where he used to work, and then yesterday,  56 00:03:43,638 --> 00:03:47,892  he drops, like he mentions, that Rick hit on him last summer.  57 00:03:47,975 --> 00:03:51,270  Oh, he didn't say that! I only flirted.  58 00:03:51,354 --> 00:03:54,398  It was his uniform. I couldn't resist!  59 00:03:54,482 --> 00:03:55,733  I know, but the thing is,  60 00:03:55,858 --> 00:03:58,402  he said some really mean and nasty things about you,  61 00:03:58,486 --> 00:04:00,780  and it made me feel really bad.  62 00:04:00,905 --> 00:04:02,573  All right, so he's a homophobic prick.  63 00:04:02,657 --> 00:04:05,618  So what else is new? Story of my life.  64 00:04:05,743 --> 00:04:07,995  I already said yes, that I would go.  65 00:04:08,079 --> 00:04:09,914  You left me the witches' costume?  66 00:04:09,997 --> 00:04:11,582  Thank you very much. I really appreciate it.  67 00:04:11,666 --> 00:04:13,417  You're confused, honey.  68 00:04:13,542 --> 00:04:16,212  What would you do if you were me, Erin?  69 00:04:17,546 --> 00:04:19,090  Well, you want to get out of it?  70 00:04:19,757 --> 00:04:21,008  Yeah.  71 00:04:22,009 --> 00:04:24,804  Tell Bob that you're meeting  72 00:04:24,887 --> 00:04:28,307  a friend and her date at the party.  73 00:04:28,391 --> 00:04:30,309  And then when her date doesn't show up,  74 00:04:30,393 --> 00:04:32,561  she gets really upset, she wants to leave.  75 00:04:32,687 --> 00:04:34,897  You need to take her home, and then you're out. That's it.  76 00:04:34,981 --> 00:04:37,066  It's really simple. Men are really easy to trick.  77 00:04:37,149 --> 00:04:38,192  Or treat... You witch!  78 00:04:38,317 --> 00:04:40,027  That's perfect! I need a friend, though.  79 00:04:40,152 --> 00:04:41,404  And I have no friends,  80 00:04:41,487 --> 00:04:44,073  so, Erin, will you please go with me and be my friend?  81 00:04:44,198 --> 00:04:45,324  No. I hate parties.  82 00:04:45,408 --> 00:04:48,160  You always have a reason. Please come with me?  83 00:04:48,244 --> 00:04:50,121  Oh, Erin, you have just got to go!  84 00:04:50,204 --> 00:04:53,416  I mean, what man could resist the wicked witch of the West Wing?  85 00:04:53,541 --> 00:04:54,500  (ALL LAUGHING)  86 00:04:54,583 --> 00:04:56,043  Listen, my mother is in town this weekend.  87 00:04:56,127 --> 00:04:58,087  I don't have any time. I have to be with her.  88 00:04:58,170 --> 00:04:59,338  Yeah, okay, well.  89 00:04:59,422 --> 00:05:01,716  Wait a minute. My mother is in town this weekend.  90 00:05:01,799 --> 00:05:03,467  Yeah, I'll go.  91 00:05:03,551 --> 00:05:05,970  Oh, thank you!  92 00:05:09,682 --> 00:05:11,309  ALL: Trick or treat!  93 00:05:18,899 --> 00:05:20,818  (KIDS CRYING)  94 00:05:20,943 --> 00:05:22,653  Mama! Mama!  95 00:05:22,737 --> 00:05:25,114  Oh, oh, honey!  96 00:05:26,073 --> 00:05:27,783  Mama!  97 00:05:28,284 --> 00:05:30,202  I want my daddy!  98 00:05:30,286 --> 00:05:31,996  BOY: Mama!  99 00:05:32,079 --> 00:05:33,664  Daddy!  100 00:05:39,712 --> 00:05:40,880  I found it.  101 00:05:41,005 --> 00:05:42,381  You haven't got much Wordsworth, have you?  102 00:05:42,465 --> 00:05:44,467  No.  103 00:05:42,465 --> 00:05:44,467  I'll let you have that one half price.  104 00:05:44,550 --> 00:05:46,469  Oh, shoot!  105 00:05:46,552 --> 00:05:47,887  Got it?  106 00:05:46,552 --> 00:05:47,887  Yep.  107 00:05:47,970 --> 00:05:50,431  There you go. No, no, no. Don't close it. Don't close it.  108 00:05:50,556 --> 00:05:53,225  You should never close a book until you've read something from it.  109 00:05:53,351 --> 00:05:54,602  What?  110 00:05:54,727 --> 00:05:56,228  Just a sentence or a word. It can be very, very revealing.  111 00:05:56,354 --> 00:05:59,565  Just read something, anything. Read from the top, then.  112 00:06:01,359 --> 00:06:03,736  "When from our better selves we have too long  113 00:06:03,861 --> 00:06:06,781  "Been parted by the hurrying world, and droop,  114 00:06:06,864 --> 00:06:09,700  "Sick of its business, of its pleasures tired,  115 00:06:09,825 --> 00:06:13,537  "how gracious, how benign, is Solitude."  116 00:06:14,789 --> 00:06:18,542  ♪ Quiet chords from my guitar  117 00:06:18,626 --> 00:06:23,339  ♪ Floating on the silence that surrounds us  118 00:06:25,508 --> 00:06:28,844  ♪ Quiet thoughts and quiet dreams  119 00:06:28,969 --> 00:06:32,640  ♪ Quiet thoughts by quiet streams  120 00:06:32,765 --> 00:06:37,561  ♪ And a window that looks out on Corcovado  121 00:06:37,645 --> 00:06:38,813  ♪ Oh, how lovely ♪  122 00:06:38,896 --> 00:06:40,523  (PHONE RINGING)  123 00:06:40,606 --> 00:06:42,608  (ANSWERING MACHINE CLICKS)  124 00:06:42,733 --> 00:06:47,321  Hi, it's Mom. I fly in at 9:30 tomorrow morning,  125 00:06:47,405 --> 00:06:48,989  so I'll see you at the gate.  126 00:06:49,115 --> 00:06:50,533  Hope we can have a little fun tomorrow night.  127 00:06:50,616 --> 00:06:52,368  Kick up our heels or something?  128 00:06:56,205 --> 00:06:57,832  MAN:   Airport station next.  129 00:06:57,915 --> 00:07:01,585  Change here for the airport terminal shuttle. Next stop, airport.  130 00:07:22,481 --> 00:07:24,984  Change here for the Logan airport terminal shuttle.  131 00:07:29,405 --> 00:07:31,323  WOMAN OVER PA:   The airport shuttle service is located  132 00:07:31,407 --> 00:07:33,576  up the escalator, to the left.  133 00:07:34,785 --> 00:07:36,745  Inbound train approaching.  134 00:07:40,499 --> 00:07:41,876  MAN:   This is Airport Station.  135 00:07:46,589 --> 00:07:48,424  Steer clear of the doors.  136 00:07:56,182 --> 00:07:57,683  (BREATHES DEEPLY)  137 00:08:04,940 --> 00:08:08,319  Aquarium Station next. Next stop, Aquarium.  138 00:08:09,904 --> 00:08:12,156  WOMAN OVER PA:   Welcome to the Boston Aquarium,  139 00:08:12,239 --> 00:08:16,118  home of Myrtle the turtle, and Puff the balloon fish.  140 00:08:18,579 --> 00:08:19,830  (LAUGHING)  141 00:08:22,333 --> 00:08:25,169  What's expanding faster than Puff the balloon fish?  142 00:08:25,294 --> 00:08:29,173  We are! The North Addition, coming in 1999.  143 00:08:29,256 --> 00:08:31,258  (MAN READING)  144 00:08:31,342 --> 00:08:33,427  Hey, you guys? Who is this?  145 00:08:34,637 --> 00:08:37,264  That is...Fred Astaire?  146 00:08:37,348 --> 00:08:39,308  ALAN: No, no, no. This is Burgess Meredith.  147 00:08:39,391 --> 00:08:40,976  Remember? I was telling you this yesterday.  148 00:08:41,101 --> 00:08:43,270  You have to recognize that marking right there.  149 00:08:43,354 --> 00:08:44,813  By his neck?  150 00:08:43,354 --> 00:08:44,813  I knew it.  151 00:08:44,939 --> 00:08:47,107  Well, he escaped from the tray again last night.  152 00:08:47,191 --> 00:08:49,735  Well, don't worry about it. That's okay. I mean, they always escape.  153 00:08:49,818 --> 00:08:51,445  Hey, Ben.  154 00:08:49,818 --> 00:08:51,445  How you doing?  155 00:08:51,570 --> 00:08:54,573  Hey, Yuri needs you for a second down in pumps. He has another pipe leak.  156 00:08:54,657 --> 00:08:56,492  I can't, Ben. I'm diving in two minutes.  157 00:08:56,617 --> 00:08:59,078  It's a two-minute job. For you, anyway!  158 00:08:59,161 --> 00:09:00,871  Hey, Ben.  159 00:09:00,955 --> 00:09:04,166  Did you have a chance to go over the Assistant Aquarist application I put in?  160 00:09:04,291 --> 00:09:07,795  Okay, nothing's been decided, but you're still in the running.  161 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:09,964  All right. Thanks, Ben.  162 00:09:12,174 --> 00:09:14,885  Ah, good!  163 00:09:14,969 --> 00:09:18,013  I'm a volunteer diver, not volunteer plumber, Yuri.  164 00:09:18,138 --> 00:09:20,683  This is the last time I'm coming down and doing you a favor, all right?  165 00:09:20,766 --> 00:09:21,976  I mean, I'm not getting paid for this.  166 00:09:22,059 --> 00:09:23,602  I don't want to be down here helping you.  167 00:09:23,727 --> 00:09:24,853  No moreski, all right?  168 00:09:24,937 --> 00:09:26,730  Oh, I do... I do you favor.  169 00:09:26,814 --> 00:09:28,691  Yuri, first of all, what's this? What is this?  170 00:09:28,774 --> 00:09:30,609  You have, like, half a gasket in here.  171 00:09:30,693 --> 00:09:33,195  Where's the other half of the gasket, huh?  172 00:09:33,279 --> 00:09:34,655  ALL: Bye!  173 00:10:20,701 --> 00:10:23,370  PIPER: So, there isn't a problem. Just fax it to the hotel.  174 00:10:23,454 --> 00:10:26,540  I'll sign it, and then I'll fax it back. All right.  175 00:10:27,416 --> 00:10:30,711  Now, darling, you weren't there.  176 00:10:30,794 --> 00:10:31,837  And this gentleman...  177 00:10:31,962 --> 00:10:33,631  I was there, Mom. Your plane was early.  178 00:10:33,714 --> 00:10:36,425  Well, whatever. I didn't see you, and I thought you weren't gonna make it,  179 00:10:36,508 --> 00:10:41,096  so this very lovely man offered me a ride, and so I took it and I'm sorry,  180 00:10:41,180 --> 00:10:42,640  but I did leave you a message on the machine.  181 00:10:42,723 --> 00:10:44,016  Okay, forget about it.  182 00:10:44,141 --> 00:10:45,768  It gave me some time to walk around. I went to the aquarium.  183 00:10:45,851 --> 00:10:49,480  Wait a minute. Hold on. Let me make it up to you.  184 00:10:50,606 --> 00:10:52,399  My latest acquisition. What do you think?  185 00:10:52,816 --> 00:10:54,610  Blinding teeth.  186 00:10:54,735 --> 00:10:56,779  Well, he's available.  187 00:10:54,735 --> 00:10:56,779  What?  188 00:10:57,529 --> 00:10:59,114  They're not all gay, you know.  189 00:10:59,239 --> 00:11:01,075  WOMAN: Piper!  190 00:11:01,158 --> 00:11:02,326  Darling!  191 00:11:02,409 --> 00:11:03,952  Oh, hi!  192 00:11:02,409 --> 00:11:03,952  Oh, my God!  193 00:11:04,912 --> 00:11:06,205  It's so good to see you!  194 00:11:06,288 --> 00:11:08,749  PIPER: I have never, ever seen you in red.  195 00:11:08,832 --> 00:11:10,000  What has happened?  196 00:11:10,084 --> 00:11:11,835  Oh, this isn't red. This is Hollywood black.  197 00:11:11,919 --> 00:11:13,337  (BOTH LAUGHING)  198 00:11:11,919 --> 00:11:13,337  You look great.  199 00:11:14,588 --> 00:11:16,507  And this. Look at this.  200 00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:17,716  This is my latest find.  201 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:20,302  He is going to be the biggest thing ever.  202 00:11:20,386 --> 00:11:21,345  Isn't he big now?  203 00:11:21,470 --> 00:11:23,138  Oh, yes, you know, he is.  204 00:11:23,222 --> 00:11:25,099  RORY: It pays the tuition.  205 00:11:25,182 --> 00:11:25,933  Tuition?  206 00:11:26,016 --> 00:11:27,476  I'm in med school.  207 00:11:27,601 --> 00:11:28,435  Really?  208 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:30,604  My daughter went to medical school.  209 00:11:30,688 --> 00:11:32,439  Oh, really?  210 00:11:30,688 --> 00:11:32,439  Yes, Harvard.  211 00:11:32,523 --> 00:11:33,691  Harvard?  212 00:11:32,523 --> 00:11:33,691  WOMAN: Really?  213 00:11:33,816 --> 00:11:35,109  Yes. She didn't want to continue.  214 00:11:35,234 --> 00:11:36,694  I didn't finish.  215 00:11:36,819 --> 00:11:39,071  She didn't finish because it was her choice not to finish.  216 00:11:39,154 --> 00:11:42,408  She had the highest grade point average of any female at Harvard.  217 00:11:42,491 --> 00:11:44,451  No, I didn't.  218 00:11:42,491 --> 00:11:44,451  Yes, she did.  219 00:11:44,535 --> 00:11:45,661  No. No, I didn't.  220 00:11:45,744 --> 00:11:46,912  Yes, you did.  221 00:11:46,995 --> 00:11:48,122  I did not!  222 00:11:46,995 --> 00:11:48,122  You did!  223 00:11:48,247 --> 00:11:49,957  So, what are you doing now?  224 00:11:50,916 --> 00:11:53,711  Uh, I am a phlebotomist.  225 00:11:54,336 --> 00:11:56,255  You study insects?  226 00:11:56,338 --> 00:11:58,841  She is not a phlebotomist. She is a registered nurse.  227 00:11:58,966 --> 00:12:02,386  A profession her late father esteemed very highly.  228 00:12:02,511 --> 00:12:04,722  And she's a very good one.  229 00:12:05,723 --> 00:12:06,724  WOMAN: I'll see you later.  230 00:12:06,849 --> 00:12:08,475  PIPER: It's inevitable to see you later.  231 00:12:08,559 --> 00:12:10,728  Bye-bye, Rory. Good luck to you.  232 00:12:11,437 --> 00:12:13,063  He'll need it.  233 00:12:14,148 --> 00:12:16,191  So, how's the old place?  234 00:12:16,275 --> 00:12:17,484  It's quiet.  235 00:12:17,609 --> 00:12:19,903  Hmm. Renovations?  236 00:12:20,738 --> 00:12:21,905  We never finished.  237 00:12:22,114 --> 00:12:23,240  Hmm.  238 00:12:24,491 --> 00:12:27,619  Have you really been by yourself ever since that...  239 00:12:27,745 --> 00:12:30,372  That, that Marxist left?  240 00:12:30,456 --> 00:12:31,957  He was an activist, Mother.  241 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:33,709  Yeah, well, it's the same thing.  242 00:12:33,792 --> 00:12:36,170  I must say I was delighted when I heard you gave him his walking papers.  243 00:12:36,837 --> 00:12:38,630  Sean left me, Mom.  244 00:12:40,174 --> 00:12:43,218  No. And you let him?  245 00:12:43,302 --> 00:12:45,095  Did I have a choice?  246 00:12:45,804 --> 00:12:48,056  Dear, sweetness,  247 00:12:48,140 --> 00:12:49,683  light of my life,  248 00:12:49,808 --> 00:12:52,186  with men, you always have a choice.  249 00:12:52,853 --> 00:12:54,605  Well, you didn't.  250 00:12:57,191 --> 00:12:58,108  Mmm.  251 00:12:58,567 --> 00:12:59,777  Mmm.  252 00:13:02,571 --> 00:13:04,823  I'm sorry, Mom. I don't know why I said that.  253 00:13:04,907 --> 00:13:06,033  It's okay.  254 00:13:06,116 --> 00:13:08,160  There's no comparison.  255 00:13:09,536 --> 00:13:11,121  You're right.  256 00:13:12,247 --> 00:13:16,084  Loss is loss. It's the same thing, either way.  257 00:13:16,168 --> 00:13:18,879  You know what I think your father would have wanted?  258 00:13:19,004 --> 00:13:23,383  I think he would want you to move on,  259 00:13:23,467 --> 00:13:26,678  find yourself a new man and be happy again.  260 00:13:26,804 --> 00:13:27,888  I am happy.  261 00:13:27,971 --> 00:13:30,891  Well, there's no crime in showing it, is there?  262 00:13:30,974 --> 00:13:33,811  Look, Mom. I know that you don't think that a woman  263 00:13:33,936 --> 00:13:36,104  can be alone and be content.  264 00:13:36,188 --> 00:13:37,940  What are you talking about?  265 00:13:38,065 --> 00:13:40,108  This is me you're talking to. Of course, I do.  266 00:13:40,192 --> 00:13:41,902  Oh, come on. You are never alone.  267 00:13:41,985 --> 00:13:44,655  You're always surrounded by all these people.  268 00:13:49,159 --> 00:13:51,161  Listen, what are we going to do tonight?  269 00:13:51,286 --> 00:13:54,832  I had an idea. Um, thought maybe Dodge and I would come over  270 00:13:54,957 --> 00:13:56,750  to the old apartment and have some cocktails...  271 00:13:56,875 --> 00:13:58,168  Dodge?  272 00:13:58,252 --> 00:13:59,169  Dodge!  273 00:13:59,253 --> 00:14:00,462  Who is Dodge?  274 00:14:00,546 --> 00:14:02,881  The gentleman I met at the airport. I told you this!  275 00:14:03,006 --> 00:14:04,466  You never listen to me!  276 00:14:04,550 --> 00:14:05,759  His name is Dodge?  277 00:14:05,843 --> 00:14:07,511  His name is Dodge, and we thought we'd take you out tonight.  278 00:14:07,594 --> 00:14:08,887  I have a date.  279 00:14:09,012 --> 00:14:11,223  Anyway, Dodge and I thought we would have some drinks...  280 00:14:11,348 --> 00:14:12,516  What?  281 00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:14,184  I have a date.  282 00:14:14,268 --> 00:14:17,563  (WHISPERING) You have a date! Goddamn you.  283 00:14:17,688 --> 00:14:20,607  What have I been carrying on about? Who with?  284 00:14:20,691 --> 00:14:23,151  Who's it with? Come on.  285 00:14:23,986 --> 00:14:25,737  A girl from work.  286 00:14:31,118 --> 00:14:32,494  WOMAN OVER PA:   This is Wonderland Station,  287 00:14:32,578 --> 00:14:35,080  in the Wonderland commuter parking lot.  288 00:14:36,331 --> 00:14:38,876  A quarter-pound of pecorino, please.  289 00:14:38,959 --> 00:14:40,335  You picked the best cheese.  290 00:14:40,419 --> 00:14:44,464  Reporter Arnie Reisman has been following that story.  291 00:14:44,548 --> 00:14:46,508  ARNIE:   It's only the latest in a series  292 00:14:46,592 --> 00:14:50,637  of anonymous acts of vandalism that began last month during the Boston Aquarium's  293 00:14:50,721 --> 00:14:54,016  prolonged legal battle with Lesser Construction.  294 00:14:54,141 --> 00:14:56,852  Yesterday, Lesser Construction lost its bid  295 00:14:56,977 --> 00:14:58,937  to build a state-of-the-art mausoleum  296 00:14:59,062 --> 00:15:00,439  on this waterfront lot,  297 00:15:00,522 --> 00:15:04,318  now officially, future home of the Aquarium's North Addition.  298 00:15:04,443 --> 00:15:07,654  I want to congratulate Miss Shebola and the Aquarium,  299 00:15:07,779 --> 00:15:10,365  for getting the approval for their addition.  300 00:15:10,449 --> 00:15:14,161  Now, the good people of Boston will have a place to cavort with fish,  301 00:15:14,244 --> 00:15:16,705  instead of a place to properly, hygienically,  302 00:15:16,788 --> 00:15:19,333  not to mention economically, bury their loved ones.  303 00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:22,210  Now, this will not send our company, in any sense,  304 00:15:22,294 --> 00:15:24,087  into any kind of financial distress.  305 00:15:24,171 --> 00:15:26,965  We're now in the business of building privately-run,  306 00:15:27,090 --> 00:15:28,800  for-profit, commercial prisons.  307 00:15:28,926 --> 00:15:30,552  And there's no need to tell you how successful they are.  308 00:15:30,677 --> 00:15:34,222  What about the allegations that you're behind the aquarium vandalism?  309 00:15:34,348 --> 00:15:35,974  That is very... I've heard... That's ridiculous.  310 00:15:36,058 --> 00:15:38,894  I love fish. They're good creatures. I've nothing against them.  311 00:15:38,977 --> 00:15:41,939  Are you worried that you're going to wind up in the same prison you're building?  312 00:15:42,064 --> 00:15:44,024  Is that funny?  313 00:15:42,064 --> 00:15:44,024  MAN: That's enough!  314 00:15:46,026 --> 00:15:47,653  (ARGUING INDISTINCTLY)  315 00:15:47,778 --> 00:15:49,029  KEVIN: You're acting like an idiot!  316 00:15:49,112 --> 00:15:50,447  WOMAN: Stupid crap!  317 00:15:50,572 --> 00:15:53,033  WOMAN: I am not acting like an idiot!  318 00:15:53,158 --> 00:15:54,785  KEVIN: No, you're not acting like an idiot.  319 00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:55,953  You just don't fucking listen!  320 00:15:56,078 --> 00:15:57,120  Who do you think you are, leaving here?  321 00:15:57,204 --> 00:15:58,622  You're acting like...  322 00:15:57,204 --> 00:15:58,622  Take it easy!  323 00:15:58,747 --> 00:16:02,709  Hey, hey, hey, Kev, Kev, Kev! Will you guys please shut up?  324 00:16:02,793 --> 00:16:03,877  What is the matter with you?  325 00:16:04,002 --> 00:16:06,546  I'm sorry. We had an argument, all right? I'm sorry.  326 00:16:06,630 --> 00:16:08,757  Try to keep it down.  327 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:11,677  Will you please try and keep it down? He's trying to study.  328 00:16:11,802 --> 00:16:13,261  Have a little respect.  329 00:16:13,387 --> 00:16:16,390  Who cares what other fucking people say?  330 00:16:16,515 --> 00:16:17,933  (GLASS SHATTERING)  331 00:16:18,016 --> 00:16:19,142  KEVIN: You moron!  332 00:16:19,226 --> 00:16:20,852  WOMAN: I'm not an idiot, you are!  333 00:16:20,978 --> 00:16:22,396  Oh, man!  334 00:16:38,578 --> 00:16:40,122  WOMAN ON TV:   ...their continued support for the protesters,  335 00:16:40,247 --> 00:16:43,458  said they now prefer to negotiate with developers.  336 00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:46,169  This is Renita Harrow, BSN news.  337 00:16:46,294 --> 00:16:48,130  (CHANTING)   I don't give a damn!  338 00:16:50,257 --> 00:16:52,884  WOMAN:   And it is with pride that I pronounce  339 00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:57,556  that when construction finishes on the North Addition in 1999,  340 00:16:57,681 --> 00:16:59,474  Boston will again have  341 00:16:59,599 --> 00:17:03,145  the nation's premiere public aquarium.  342 00:17:08,316 --> 00:17:12,070  Let us christen this voyage tonight, leave the port,  343 00:17:12,154 --> 00:17:16,450  move forward, put the bad water behind us.  344 00:17:18,368 --> 00:17:21,163  On behalf of myself and Puff...  345 00:17:21,246 --> 00:17:22,539  Frankie, get me a drink.  346 00:17:22,664 --> 00:17:23,832  You got it, Arty.  347 00:17:23,915 --> 00:17:25,667  Enjoy the festivities!  348 00:17:25,792 --> 00:17:26,918  Thank you.  349 00:17:27,461 --> 00:17:29,504  (ALL APPLAUDING)  350 00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:35,010  ♪ I was born into the willows  351 00:17:35,093 --> 00:17:37,095  ♪ I'm in love with you for you  352 00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:41,516  ♪ And a word for the emotion is it fa-so-la-te-do ♪  353 00:17:42,350 --> 00:17:44,144  (MAN EXCLAIMING)  354 00:17:45,479 --> 00:17:49,649  So, what kind of an idiot would blow off a woman like you?  355 00:17:49,733 --> 00:17:51,610  He's a bastard.  356 00:17:51,693 --> 00:17:54,237  Let me tell you something about this guy.  357 00:17:56,573 --> 00:17:58,366  He's a little acey-deucy.  358 00:18:00,285 --> 00:18:01,411  You know what I mean.  359 00:18:01,536 --> 00:18:03,371  No straight guy in his right mind  360 00:18:03,455 --> 00:18:05,540  would blow off a woman like you.  361 00:18:05,624 --> 00:18:08,752  Yeah, well, I guess it wasn't meant to be.  362 00:18:08,835 --> 00:18:10,754  I don't know. I think I'm gonna go home.  363 00:18:10,837 --> 00:18:12,089  No, wait.  364 00:18:12,214 --> 00:18:14,132  What do you say I go with you?  365 00:18:14,257 --> 00:18:15,717  (CLICKS TONGUE)  366 00:18:25,936 --> 00:18:29,272  You're alone, I'm security.  367 00:18:29,356 --> 00:18:31,191  I mean, she and I, we're not even involved.  368 00:18:31,274 --> 00:18:33,068  As far as I'm concerned, Bob,  369 00:18:33,151 --> 00:18:35,153  there is no security.  370 00:18:35,278 --> 00:18:38,657  Only security guards.  371 00:18:38,740 --> 00:18:41,618  Hey! Hello. Hey, Erin.  372 00:18:42,536 --> 00:18:43,745  Could I just have a minute?  373 00:18:43,829 --> 00:18:45,872  ERIN: Certainly. Certainly.  374 00:18:47,582 --> 00:18:49,751  See you, Bob.  375 00:18:49,876 --> 00:18:52,462  Okay, all right. Are we done? Can we go now?  376 00:18:52,546 --> 00:18:55,340  Are you done? Can you go?  377 00:18:55,423 --> 00:18:58,135  Wait a minute. I thought that the whole point was that I would be here...  378 00:18:58,260 --> 00:18:59,678  Right. But, see, now the point seems to be,  379 00:18:59,761 --> 00:19:02,556  that you are really preoccupied with my date.  380 00:19:02,639 --> 00:19:04,474  Oh, I'm preoccupied with Bob.  381 00:19:04,558 --> 00:19:06,768  Hey! We having a good time?  382 00:19:06,852 --> 00:19:07,978  Hi!  383 00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:09,938  Hi! Cricket, what do you say we dance, right now?  384 00:19:10,021 --> 00:19:11,606  I'd love to.  385 00:19:10,021 --> 00:19:11,606  Great!  386 00:19:14,442 --> 00:19:16,820  ♪ When she walks she's like a samba  387 00:19:16,903 --> 00:19:18,697  ♪ That swings so cool and sways so gentle ♪  388 00:19:18,780 --> 00:19:19,781  BOB: Alan! Alan!  389 00:19:19,865 --> 00:19:21,032  Yeah?  390 00:19:23,577 --> 00:19:24,828  Bob?  391 00:19:24,911 --> 00:19:26,913  Bob? Remember?  392 00:19:26,997 --> 00:19:28,373  Bob, how are you?  393 00:19:28,498 --> 00:19:30,417  This is Cricket. Cricket, Alan. Alan, Cricket.  394 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,169  How are you?  395 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,169  Hi.  396 00:19:32,294 --> 00:19:33,962  Cricket's a nurse where I work now.  397 00:19:34,087 --> 00:19:36,173  Over at the, uh, hospital.  398 00:19:34,087 --> 00:19:36,173  Uh-huh.  399 00:19:36,256 --> 00:19:37,757  Hey, we could have used you here last week  400 00:19:37,841 --> 00:19:39,551  what with the shenanigans and everything.  401 00:19:39,634 --> 00:19:42,095  A guy like Bob. Back in the saddle again, huh, Bob?  402 00:19:42,179 --> 00:19:44,806  If I were still here, that shit would never happen.  403 00:19:45,724 --> 00:19:46,725  (ALL LAUGH)  404 00:19:46,808 --> 00:19:47,934  Good seeing you.  405 00:19:48,435 --> 00:19:49,978  Alan.  406 00:19:48,435 --> 00:19:49,978  Yeah?  407 00:19:50,061 --> 00:19:52,189  You here alone?  408 00:19:50,061 --> 00:19:52,189  Uh, yes, I am.  409 00:19:52,272 --> 00:19:54,691  I got a chick you're not gonna believe.  410 00:19:54,774 --> 00:19:56,151  A hot chick, free thinker,  411 00:19:56,276 --> 00:19:58,320  rubbing against the furniture right now, all by her lonesome.  412 00:19:58,403 --> 00:20:00,655  She's trawling for action, begging for something,  413 00:20:00,739 --> 00:20:02,908  and I think you're the kind of guy that can give it to her.  414 00:20:02,991 --> 00:20:05,577  Well, you know, Bob. I'm really quite flattered that you'd think of me,  415 00:20:05,702 --> 00:20:07,370  but to tell you the truth, I'm real busy at the moment.  416 00:20:07,454 --> 00:20:09,372  So, I'll see you later.  417 00:20:07,454 --> 00:20:09,372  Wait a minute.  418 00:20:10,207 --> 00:20:11,791  What are you, some kind of fag?  419 00:20:11,917 --> 00:20:13,335  MAN: Alan!  420 00:20:14,085 --> 00:20:17,797  Yo, Alan! How are ya?  421 00:20:17,923 --> 00:20:18,924  Oh, shit.  422 00:20:19,007 --> 00:20:20,842  I'll meet ya at the bar!  423 00:20:21,843 --> 00:20:23,845  Great to see you again, Bob.  424 00:20:21,843 --> 00:20:23,845  Good to see ya.  425 00:20:26,389 --> 00:20:27,807  Where ya been, buddy?  426 00:20:29,226 --> 00:20:32,562  Hey, I'm getting the feeling you're trying to avoid me.  427 00:20:32,646 --> 00:20:34,356  No, no, no. I'm not avoiding you, Frank.  428 00:20:34,439 --> 00:20:37,525  I'm just very busy, you know. I've got classes. I'm volunteering here.  429 00:20:37,651 --> 00:20:39,611  I got a little favor I gotta ask ya.  430 00:20:39,736 --> 00:20:41,071  Oh, Christ, Frank.  431 00:20:41,196 --> 00:20:42,280  If this is about your toilet, I can't come by every time.  432 00:20:42,364 --> 00:20:43,573  No, no, no.  433 00:20:43,657 --> 00:20:47,118  It's flushing like a champ since you been in there.  434 00:20:47,244 --> 00:20:50,789  Listen, uh, maybe you can take me on a little tour.  435 00:20:51,665 --> 00:20:53,333  You want a little tour, Frank?  436 00:20:51,665 --> 00:20:53,333  Yeah.  437 00:20:53,416 --> 00:20:56,962  You can show me that little poof fish that's on the news all the time.  438 00:20:57,087 --> 00:21:00,465  Puff, Frank. It's a puffer fish, all right? Come on.  439 00:21:00,590 --> 00:21:02,342  WOMAN:   When threatened, a balloon fish  440 00:21:02,467 --> 00:21:04,344  can rapidly inflate its body with water or air.  441 00:21:04,427 --> 00:21:05,762  (TAPPING ON GLASS)  442 00:21:05,845 --> 00:21:08,640  Frank! Do you see where it says, "Do not tap on the glass"?  443 00:21:08,723 --> 00:21:11,059  All right? I mean, these are very sensitive fish.  444 00:21:11,142 --> 00:21:12,394  They got feelings?  445 00:21:12,519 --> 00:21:14,354  Yeah, they do, Frank. You know what?  446 00:21:14,479 --> 00:21:16,773  You're really not supposed to smoke here, so why don't we go back where we came from?  447 00:21:16,898 --> 00:21:19,693  And I'll just see you in a couple days and I'll give you some money, all right?  448 00:21:19,818 --> 00:21:22,153  You were doing just fine when you were plumbing, Al.  449 00:21:22,237 --> 00:21:26,449  When you were working with your father, when you were a team.  450 00:21:26,574 --> 00:21:29,786  Look, Frank. You did me a really big favor by lending me the money  451 00:21:29,911 --> 00:21:32,914  so I could go to school, but I'm a full-time student now,  452 00:21:33,039 --> 00:21:34,833  and it's just gonna take me a little more time.  453 00:21:34,916 --> 00:21:36,793  I can't give you any more time.  454 00:21:36,876 --> 00:21:38,128  Christ, Frank.  455 00:21:38,211 --> 00:21:40,005  What do you expect me to do? I don't have any money.  456 00:21:40,130 --> 00:21:41,548  Small favor.  457 00:21:41,631 --> 00:21:45,135  Do it, and I'll knock off the interest on the loan.  458 00:21:46,386 --> 00:21:48,513  WOMAN:   The North Addition, coming in 1999.  459 00:21:48,596 --> 00:21:51,349  Certain people just want a message sent, that's all.  460 00:21:51,474 --> 00:21:54,060  So what is this favor?  461 00:22:02,444 --> 00:22:04,487  Just eliminate the fish. That's it.  462 00:22:06,531 --> 00:22:08,450  Puff?  463 00:22:06,531 --> 00:22:08,450  Yeah, Puff!  464 00:22:08,533 --> 00:22:11,077  (LAUGHING) What, are you kidding me, Frank?  465 00:22:11,161 --> 00:22:12,662  There's no way.  466 00:22:12,746 --> 00:22:14,205  Oh, for Christ's sake, it's a goddamn, pansy-ass fish!  467 00:22:14,289 --> 00:22:15,749  Look at it!  468 00:22:16,916 --> 00:22:19,419  Ladies.  469 00:22:19,544 --> 00:22:22,339  You know, Frank. I can't believe that you're asking me to do this!  470 00:22:22,464 --> 00:22:24,799  I'm not gonna do it! But don't worry, Frank. You know what?  471 00:22:24,883 --> 00:22:27,135  'Cause I will definitely get you your money, one way or the other.  472 00:22:27,218 --> 00:22:32,140  Next Monday, I will see you. I will have your money, plus your three points, all right?  473 00:22:32,223 --> 00:22:33,391  Hey, Alan.  474 00:22:35,310 --> 00:22:37,520  Who's gonna loan you the money? Your father?  475 00:22:37,604 --> 00:22:41,066  He's at the dog track, blowing the two grand I fronted him last week.  476 00:22:41,149 --> 00:22:43,234  WOMAN:   Biologists call it  477 00:22:41,149 --> 00:22:43,234  a defense mechanism,  478 00:22:43,318 --> 00:22:48,907  because it defends the fish against attacks by hungry predators, like sharks.  479 00:22:53,620 --> 00:22:55,455  MAN: Smile!  480 00:22:55,538 --> 00:22:58,166  Hey, looks like you just made the Society page!  481 00:22:58,249 --> 00:23:00,543  What's your name, gorgeous?  482 00:23:03,004 --> 00:23:04,631  (PHONE RINGING)  483 00:23:04,714 --> 00:23:06,007  (ANSWERING MACHINE CLICKS)  484 00:23:06,132 --> 00:23:08,176  Hi, this is Erin. Please leave a message after the beep.  485 00:23:08,259 --> 00:23:09,886  (BEEP)  486 00:23:10,011 --> 00:23:11,179  PIPER:   Hi, doll. I've got some very interesting news for you.  487 00:23:11,304 --> 00:23:14,766  Okay, now. If you look in this week's Herald...  488 00:23:14,849 --> 00:23:15,642  Hi.  489 00:23:15,767 --> 00:23:18,103  Hi, sweetie, it's me. I'm in London.  490 00:23:18,228 --> 00:23:21,022  I just picked up a copy of the Herald.  491 00:23:21,147 --> 00:23:22,232  Yeah, I know. I saw it.  492 00:23:22,315 --> 00:23:24,109  PIPER:   What do you mean you saw it?  493 00:23:24,192 --> 00:23:25,193  Who spoiled it for you?  494 00:23:25,318 --> 00:23:26,820  What are you talking about?  495 00:23:26,903 --> 00:23:28,905  Wait a minute. Why do you have the Herald?   Aren't you in London?  496 00:23:28,988 --> 00:23:32,867  If you'll just look at page 67, I'll be able to tell you.  497 00:23:35,745 --> 00:23:37,914  Wait, these are... These are the personal ads.  498 00:23:37,997 --> 00:23:40,583  Just look in the middle of the second column,  499 00:23:40,708 --> 00:23:45,588  right between "vivacious vixen" and "wasting away."  500 00:23:45,672 --> 00:23:49,884  "Waiting for you. Do you believe in destiny? I do.  501 00:23:49,968 --> 00:23:53,680  "Be part of mine. Me: 29, 5'6.  502 00:23:53,763 --> 00:23:57,350  "Brains, beauty, body, all in one.  503 00:23:57,475 --> 00:24:02,105  "Frisky, cultured and carefree professional with zest for life.  504 00:24:02,188 --> 00:24:05,483  "Number one in fun! You: Sophisticated, smart,  505 00:24:05,567 --> 00:24:08,153  "and sumptuous success story who will make me smile.  506 00:24:08,236 --> 00:24:12,157  "Us: Soul mates seeking spontaneous combustion?  507 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:15,577  "Pervs or drunks need not apply."  508 00:24:15,660 --> 00:24:18,371  Darling, you sound so excited! I'm very happy!  509 00:24:18,455 --> 00:24:19,873  You put in a personal ad for me?  510 00:24:19,998 --> 00:24:23,418  I admit I did have a little help from my publicist.  511 00:24:23,501 --> 00:24:24,919  Oh, my God.  512 00:24:25,044 --> 00:24:26,129  Darling, look.  513 00:24:26,254 --> 00:24:29,257  If you're not going to help yourself, I feel, as your mother,  514 00:24:29,340 --> 00:24:31,551  that I have the right to help you if I can.  515 00:24:31,676 --> 00:24:34,846  As my mother? As my pimp is more like it.  516 00:24:34,971 --> 00:24:37,348  Look, sweetie, it's only an option.  517 00:24:37,432 --> 00:24:40,393  Now, you can access your messages by dialing a four digit code.  518 00:24:40,518 --> 00:24:42,979  I gave you your birthday, 1966.  519 00:24:43,062 --> 00:24:45,231  You know, Ma, I would never... I would never do this.  520 00:24:45,356 --> 00:24:48,067  Never! And who is this person?  521 00:24:48,151 --> 00:24:51,779  "Frisky, carefree, with a zest for..."  522 00:24:52,947 --> 00:24:54,991  Oh.  523 00:24:55,074 --> 00:24:57,410  This is you, isn't it, Mom? This is you.  524 00:24:57,494 --> 00:25:00,997  No, sweetie, it is not me. It is you.  525 00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:03,374  It is the you I remember.  526 00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:05,752  The sweet, darling, happy you,  527 00:25:05,835 --> 00:25:08,129  that you used to be before...  528 00:25:14,010 --> 00:25:15,386  I'm sorry.  529 00:25:15,470 --> 00:25:17,138  (SIGHS)  530 00:25:17,263 --> 00:25:19,182  I've got to get ready to go to work.  531 00:25:19,307 --> 00:25:21,726  I know.  532 00:25:21,809 --> 00:25:24,395  Uh, listen. I just wanted to remind you, actually,  533 00:25:24,479 --> 00:25:26,022  about Thanksgiving in Manhattan.  534 00:25:26,105 --> 00:25:29,067  I won't forget about Thanksgiving, Mom. I'll be there.  535 00:25:29,150 --> 00:25:31,694  Feel free to bring a new friend, if you like.  536 00:25:33,404 --> 00:25:36,449  MAN: Yes. Here we are, ladies and gentlemen. The anglerfish.  537 00:25:36,533 --> 00:25:39,702  This is the female, by the way. My apologies, ladies.  538 00:25:39,786 --> 00:25:42,121  Nature can be cruel. (CHUCKLES)  539 00:25:42,205 --> 00:25:44,499  Can anyone tell me, out of interest,  540 00:25:44,624 --> 00:25:47,377  why the male is so humbly displayed?  541 00:25:48,169 --> 00:25:51,089  Come on, people. Wake up! Someone!  542 00:25:51,172 --> 00:25:54,217  Someone other than Alan. Anybody but Alan.  543 00:25:55,385 --> 00:25:56,678  Okay, Alan.  544 00:25:56,803 --> 00:25:59,055  The, um, (MISPRONOUNCING) Ceratoidea.  545 00:25:59,138 --> 00:26:00,807  Ceratoidea.  546 00:26:00,890 --> 00:26:03,977  The Ceratoidea has evolved so that the male is always  547 00:26:04,102 --> 00:26:06,896  right there with the female, ready to inject it with the sperm.  548 00:26:06,980 --> 00:26:10,775  It's what you would call a symbiotic relationship.  549 00:26:10,900 --> 00:26:14,737  Thank you, Alan. Another amazingly accurate answer.  550 00:26:14,862 --> 00:26:17,657  Moving on. Next snapshot, if you would.  551 00:26:18,199 --> 00:26:19,993  Ah. The coelacanth.  552 00:26:20,076 --> 00:26:21,119  (DOOR OPENING)  553 00:26:21,202 --> 00:26:22,495  Now, the coelacanth is known to be  554 00:26:22,579 --> 00:26:24,789  one of the most elusive of the deep-sea creatures.  555 00:26:24,872 --> 00:26:27,500  Julie, come here. No. Ladies and gentlemen, I stand corrected.  556 00:26:27,625 --> 00:26:32,005  This is probably the most elusive of the sea creatures.  557 00:26:32,088 --> 00:26:36,092  By sea, I mean 'C' or maybe 'D' or most probably 'F'.  558 00:26:36,217 --> 00:26:37,260  (STUDENTS LAUGHING)  559 00:26:37,343 --> 00:26:38,761  Sit down.  560 00:26:37,343 --> 00:26:38,761  Sorry.  561 00:26:38,886 --> 00:26:40,638  I'd like to see you in the office a little later.  562 00:26:40,763 --> 00:26:42,140  (BELL RINGS)  563 00:26:42,223 --> 00:26:43,474  JULIE: You're the only one who takes notes in that class, Alan.  564 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,059  Everybody takes notes.  565 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,059  Duh.  566 00:26:45,184 --> 00:26:46,894  They have notebooks, and you have a...  567 00:26:46,978 --> 00:26:49,897  You know, you're a tutor and you should be making sure I do things like that.  568 00:26:49,981 --> 00:26:51,357  Wait a minute. Julie, I'm not your tutor, all right?  569 00:26:51,482 --> 00:26:52,692  Yes, you are.  570 00:26:51,482 --> 00:26:52,692  No, I'm not.  571 00:26:52,775 --> 00:26:53,776  I hired you.  572 00:26:53,901 --> 00:26:55,445  No, you didn't hire me. I'm just a friend.  573 00:26:55,570 --> 00:26:57,405  You make it sound like I'm some old man or something.  574 00:26:57,488 --> 00:26:58,448  Well, you gotta help me, then.  575 00:26:58,573 --> 00:27:00,033  I'll give you my notes, all right?  576 00:27:00,158 --> 00:27:02,243  Make copies of them.  577 00:27:00,158 --> 00:27:02,243  All right.  578 00:27:02,368 --> 00:27:03,369  And definitely copy...  579 00:27:03,453 --> 00:27:04,662  No, no, no. Let's go to the study hall now.  580 00:27:04,787 --> 00:27:05,955  And then you can, like, catch me up a little.  581 00:27:06,039 --> 00:27:07,290  No, no, tell you what.  582 00:27:07,415 --> 00:27:09,000  Okay, you take the notebook. Give it back to me tomorrow.  583 00:27:09,083 --> 00:27:12,462  I gotta see Ray about my paper.  584 00:27:09,083 --> 00:27:12,462  You're such a pill!  585 00:27:12,587 --> 00:27:13,838  What're you talking about? I'm not a...  586 00:27:13,963 --> 00:27:16,007  I like a good time as much as the next guy.  587 00:27:16,090 --> 00:27:19,594  I'm just... Not the next guy. I'll see you later.  588 00:27:19,719 --> 00:27:22,555  MAN OVER RADIO:   Good morning, Boston! 20 minutes past the hour.  589 00:27:22,639 --> 00:27:24,932  WOMAN: Rick, you are definitely water.  590 00:27:25,016 --> 00:27:27,310  Olly, I know you're fire, all right?  591 00:27:27,393 --> 00:27:29,479  So, how did you two meet?  592 00:27:29,562 --> 00:27:30,647  Well, all right.  593 00:27:30,730 --> 00:27:32,023  No, no, no, no. I'll tell the story.  594 00:27:32,106 --> 00:27:33,483  Let me tell the story.  595 00:27:32,106 --> 00:27:33,483  No, let me, 'cause you always lie.  596 00:27:33,566 --> 00:27:34,901  I don't lie. I embellish.  597 00:27:35,026 --> 00:27:37,320  WOMAN: Make it juicy. Just tell me!  598 00:27:37,403 --> 00:27:39,572  OLIVER: Oh, it was about four years ago.  599 00:27:39,697 --> 00:27:42,033  I was out on the duck tour, you know?  600 00:27:42,116 --> 00:27:43,534  WOMAN: Oh, yeah.  601 00:27:43,660 --> 00:27:45,203  RICK: You know, the amphibious thing that goes in the water?  602 00:27:45,286 --> 00:27:46,704  OLIVER: Can I tell the story? Thank you.  603 00:27:45,286 --> 00:27:46,704  RICK: I'm embellishing.  604 00:27:46,788 --> 00:27:48,623  I get seasick really, really easily.  605 00:27:48,706 --> 00:27:50,166  We were still on Newbury Street.  606 00:27:50,291 --> 00:27:52,418  We weren't even in the harbor yet and he's seasick.  607 00:27:52,502 --> 00:27:54,253  (ALL LAUGHING)  608 00:27:54,337 --> 00:27:58,341  I was on the side... I was on the side. Basically, I was getting sick.  609 00:27:58,424 --> 00:27:59,676  Oh, my God.  610 00:27:59,759 --> 00:28:01,594  Oh, but as a nurse I'm used to that kind of thing,  611 00:28:01,678 --> 00:28:03,471  and I took right over, didn't I?  612 00:28:01,678 --> 00:28:03,471  You did.  613 00:28:03,554 --> 00:28:06,641  I was very professional. And, I consider myself, now,  614 00:28:06,724 --> 00:28:09,185  the luckiest nurse in all of Boston.  615 00:28:09,268 --> 00:28:11,312  Except, of course, for you, Erin.  616 00:28:11,437 --> 00:28:13,022  OLIVER: Erin, this is a great shot.  617 00:28:13,106 --> 00:28:15,983  Correction, my dear. That is not luck. That is fate.  618 00:28:16,067 --> 00:28:17,694  I don't believe in fate.  619 00:28:17,777 --> 00:28:19,320  OLIVER: What?  620 00:28:19,404 --> 00:28:23,366  What, like there's some unseen hand leading you down the garden path?  621 00:28:23,491 --> 00:28:25,451  Exactly.  622 00:28:23,491 --> 00:28:25,451  I wish. I'm sorry, I don't believe it.  623 00:28:25,576 --> 00:28:28,955  RICK: Unseen hands can be fun!  624 00:28:29,038 --> 00:28:32,333  I totally believe in fate. I mean, like, for instance,  625 00:28:32,417 --> 00:28:34,877  if Erin hadn't been at the aquarium party the other night,  626 00:28:34,961 --> 00:28:37,338  I never would have realized how much I wanted Bob.  627 00:28:37,422 --> 00:28:39,465  WOMAN: Ta-da!  628 00:28:37,422 --> 00:28:39,465  OLIVER: Who's Bob?  629 00:28:39,590 --> 00:28:41,384  CRICKET: This guy that I'm dating.  630 00:28:41,467 --> 00:28:43,052  WOMAN: Case in point.  631 00:28:43,136 --> 00:28:44,637  You know, I heard he quit.  632 00:28:44,721 --> 00:28:46,180  What?  633 00:28:46,264 --> 00:28:48,891  No, Bob was fired, actually. He was demonstrating how to load his gun  634 00:28:48,975 --> 00:28:52,270  in the commissary to a small child.  635 00:28:52,353 --> 00:28:55,231  Yeah, well, that was, like, a total setup.  636 00:28:55,356 --> 00:28:58,276  WOMAN: I don't know, Erin. I mean, you have to believe in something, right?  637 00:28:58,359 --> 00:28:59,694  It makes life more fun.  638 00:28:59,777 --> 00:29:02,572  That's right! And Erin is the fun girl.  639 00:29:02,697 --> 00:29:03,906  WOMAN: Fun, fun, fun.  640 00:29:03,990 --> 00:29:06,117  Yes. All of Boston society knows it now.  641 00:29:06,242 --> 00:29:07,952  (LAUGHING)  642 00:29:06,242 --> 00:29:07,952  You look great.  643 00:29:08,077 --> 00:29:09,871  MAN: All right, all right. Here's one, here's one. Ready?  644 00:29:09,954 --> 00:29:14,375  "I am a divergent thinker with a sharp wit, but a reflective soul." Hmm?  645 00:29:14,459 --> 00:29:17,712  "I value quiet reads, sublime sunsets,  646 00:29:17,795 --> 00:29:20,423  "humor, tenderness and balance."  647 00:29:20,506 --> 00:29:23,885  That's not a personal ad! That's a fucking daily affirmation!  648 00:29:23,968 --> 00:29:26,053  I'll find you a personal ad.  649 00:29:26,554 --> 00:29:28,389  Alan, are you in?  650 00:29:28,514 --> 00:29:30,099  What are you talking about? In what?  651 00:29:30,183 --> 00:29:34,187  Oh, it's a bet. We're all gonna reply to the same personal ad.  652 00:29:34,270 --> 00:29:35,563  We go out with the chick.  653 00:29:35,688 --> 00:29:38,274  First guy who scores gets 200 bucks from the two losers.  654 00:29:38,357 --> 00:29:40,193  Right on.  655 00:29:38,357 --> 00:29:40,193  Or three.  656 00:29:41,110 --> 00:29:42,695  So I guess Traci's what? History?  657 00:29:42,820 --> 00:29:45,656  No, I ain't got time for a townie. I mean, no offense, bro.  658 00:29:45,740 --> 00:29:48,075  (LAUGHING) None taken, bro.  659 00:29:48,159 --> 00:29:49,452  So, what do you say? You in or...  660 00:29:49,577 --> 00:29:50,870  Okay, so what do you have to do to win?  661 00:29:50,953 --> 00:29:54,081  Well, we agreed on it. It's gotta be a French kiss.  662 00:29:54,165 --> 00:29:56,918  That's tongues, intermingling consensually, right? Right?  663 00:29:57,001 --> 00:29:58,085  Exactly.  664 00:29:58,211 --> 00:30:00,129  Unforced. That means you, all right?  665 00:30:00,254 --> 00:30:01,923  Yeah, unforced.  666 00:30:02,006 --> 00:30:04,050  ALAN: Just out of curiosity, hold on a second.  667 00:30:04,133 --> 00:30:07,303  How will the two losers know that the winner actually won?  668 00:30:08,054 --> 00:30:09,388  We watch it.  669 00:30:08,054 --> 00:30:09,388  Right.  670 00:30:09,514 --> 00:30:10,765  We'll be there.  671 00:30:09,514 --> 00:30:10,765  Incognito.  672 00:30:10,848 --> 00:30:12,350  Yeah. We'll be in disguise.  673 00:30:12,475 --> 00:30:14,185  It's gonna be great. Are you gonna be in or what?  674 00:30:14,268 --> 00:30:16,145  Well, no. Are you kidding?  675 00:30:16,229 --> 00:30:18,356  That's, like, the stupidest thing I've heard in my life.  676 00:30:18,481 --> 00:30:21,818  Of course I'm not in. Maybe it's just when you get to be my age.  677 00:30:21,943 --> 00:30:23,945  I realize that I can only be who I am.  678 00:30:24,070 --> 00:30:25,905  I can't present myself in any different way.  679 00:30:25,988 --> 00:30:27,240  And I don't wanna meet somebody  680 00:30:27,365 --> 00:30:29,075  who presents herself in a different way,  681 00:30:29,158 --> 00:30:31,869  because then you have two people that are basically lying, getting together,  682 00:30:31,994 --> 00:30:33,830  talking a bunch of crap, you know?  683 00:30:33,913 --> 00:30:36,249  I know this firsthand, because what I've been trying to do  684 00:30:36,374 --> 00:30:40,753  is to change my destiny and not just spend the rest of my life being a plumber.  685 00:30:40,837 --> 00:30:43,506  Not that there's anything wrong with plumbing, but it gives me a freedom.  686 00:30:43,589 --> 00:30:45,842  I can pursue the thing I really love.  687 00:30:45,925 --> 00:30:48,302  MAN: How do you find what you love?  688 00:30:49,011 --> 00:30:51,013  Well, I think...  689 00:30:51,597 --> 00:30:52,723  MAN: I'm kidding.  690 00:30:52,849 --> 00:30:54,475  (ALL LAUGH)  691 00:30:54,934 --> 00:30:56,602  Oh, man!  692 00:30:56,686 --> 00:30:57,979  MAN 2: Things are getting like...  693 00:30:58,104 --> 00:31:00,273  Jesus, what are we? A bunch of chicks or something?  694 00:31:00,356 --> 00:31:02,275  I mean, Bob's probably my soul mate.  695 00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,193  WOMAN: I believe that. I totally believe that.  696 00:31:04,277 --> 00:31:06,487  I dearly hope that Bob is not your soul mate.  697 00:31:06,571 --> 00:31:08,239  WOMAN: Look, look. It's not about Bob.  698 00:31:08,364 --> 00:31:12,535  It's about whether or not there's meaning and direction in our lives.  699 00:31:12,618 --> 00:31:13,452  And I suggested that...  700 00:31:13,536 --> 00:31:14,787  ERIN: Well, there isn't! There isn't!  701 00:31:14,871 --> 00:31:16,372  What do you mean, "There isn't"?  702 00:31:16,455 --> 00:31:20,209  I'm not saying there's not meaning, but there's no direction, you know?  703 00:31:20,334 --> 00:31:23,421  Case in point, my parents. They met on an airplane.  704 00:31:23,546 --> 00:31:25,548  They were flying back from Paris.  705 00:31:25,631 --> 00:31:27,216  And the only reason my mother was on the flight...  706 00:31:27,341 --> 00:31:28,968  She was supposed to be on earlier flight.  707 00:31:29,051 --> 00:31:33,139  But on the way to the airport, her taxi struck and killed a little dog,  708 00:31:33,264 --> 00:31:36,684  who was chasing a little furry squirrel, and she was delayed.  709 00:31:36,809 --> 00:31:38,769  That's a totally random act, you know?  710 00:31:38,853 --> 00:31:40,646  That's why she met my father.  711 00:31:40,771 --> 00:31:43,024  No, no, Erin. That is fate.  712 00:31:43,107 --> 00:31:44,275  OLIVER: Oh, come on.  713 00:31:44,358 --> 00:31:45,693  RICK: Tell that to the dog.  714 00:31:45,776 --> 00:31:47,069  ERIN: Yes, tell that to the dog.  715 00:31:45,776 --> 00:31:47,069  No, no, I'm serious!  716 00:31:47,153 --> 00:31:48,779  MAN: You don't want to be a plumber, Alan.  717 00:31:48,863 --> 00:31:50,323  Yeah, but the point is,  718 00:31:50,448 --> 00:31:52,950  I don't wanna be a plumber, but I got nothing against my father.  719 00:31:53,075 --> 00:31:54,577  I got nothing against my grandfather.  720 00:31:54,702 --> 00:31:55,870  He's doing what he wants to do.  721 00:31:55,995 --> 00:31:57,496  I'm trying to do what I wanna do.  722 00:31:57,622 --> 00:32:00,082  What are you doing? You're going to be a marine biologist?  723 00:32:00,166 --> 00:32:01,542  Is that it?  724 00:32:00,166 --> 00:32:01,542  Yeah.  725 00:32:01,626 --> 00:32:04,337  I'll tell you something. I don't know from marine biology,  726 00:32:04,420 --> 00:32:08,174  but I don't see any money in it. I mean, plumbing. Money.  727 00:32:08,299 --> 00:32:10,843  And you're still working with water.  728 00:32:10,968 --> 00:32:12,553  I got nothing against being a plumber.  729 00:32:12,678 --> 00:32:14,764  If someone asks me what I do, and that's what I'm doing, I'm a plumber.  730 00:32:14,889 --> 00:32:16,307  I mean, it's not about being a plumber.  731 00:32:16,432 --> 00:32:20,019  What does Dad think about you not wanting to be a plumber?  732 00:32:24,982 --> 00:32:28,486  You know what? I'm gonna go up to the bar and buy a round of drinks,  733 00:32:28,569 --> 00:32:30,738  to celebrate my brother moving to the South End.  734 00:32:30,863 --> 00:32:33,699  You don't have a problem with a drink from an Eastie, do you, Kev?  735 00:32:34,784 --> 00:32:35,993  Sure.  736 00:32:38,454 --> 00:32:41,374  Man. What's the matter with your brother?  737 00:32:41,499 --> 00:32:44,043  He's got his head in the books, every night.  738 00:32:44,168 --> 00:32:45,503  I mean, he's studying and studying and studying.  739 00:32:45,586 --> 00:32:47,463  We never studied that hard, and it never hurt us.  740 00:32:47,588 --> 00:32:50,841  "Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds."  741 00:32:53,970 --> 00:32:55,930  BOTH: Yeah! Yeah.  742 00:32:56,013 --> 00:32:57,765  Consistency.  743 00:32:56,013 --> 00:32:57,765  Of course.  744 00:32:57,890 --> 00:33:01,644  BOTH: "Is the hobgoblin of little minds."  745 00:33:01,727 --> 00:33:03,729  Harry! What's happening?  746 00:33:03,813 --> 00:33:06,065  Hey, Al. How are you, pal? Funny you should stop by.  747 00:33:06,148 --> 00:33:07,733  You know who was in this morning, looking for you?  748 00:33:07,817 --> 00:33:09,402  Who?  749 00:33:07,817 --> 00:33:09,402  Frankie.  750 00:33:09,485 --> 00:33:10,277  What?  751 00:33:10,361 --> 00:33:13,030  You know, Frankie, the collector. Frankie!  752 00:33:13,155 --> 00:33:15,157  We all know Frankie.  753 00:33:13,155 --> 00:33:15,157  Yeah.  754 00:33:15,241 --> 00:33:16,951  What can I get you, my friend?  755 00:33:17,076 --> 00:33:18,619  Three Sam Adams and a ginger ale.  756 00:33:18,703 --> 00:33:20,204  You got it.  757 00:33:25,209 --> 00:33:28,087  So, uh, what's an attractive girl like you  758 00:33:28,170 --> 00:33:30,089  doing in a bar so early?  759 00:33:32,091 --> 00:33:33,884  Looking for fun, maybe?  760 00:33:35,261 --> 00:33:36,887  What's that on your nose?  761 00:33:37,013 --> 00:33:38,180  Huh?  762 00:33:38,264 --> 00:33:40,141  You know, the purple blemish on the end of your nose?  763 00:33:40,266 --> 00:33:42,893  Looks like a basal cell nevus, or maybe a melanoma?  764 00:33:43,019 --> 00:33:44,854  You know, you may wanna get that checked.  765 00:33:44,937 --> 00:33:49,567  For a man your age, a malignant melanoma could be fatal if not promptly removed.  766 00:33:52,737 --> 00:33:55,865  KEVIN: "Me: 29, 5'6.  767 00:33:55,948 --> 00:33:59,410  "Brains, beauty, body. All in one."  768 00:33:59,493 --> 00:34:00,995  That's nice.  769 00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:04,540  "Frisky, cultured and carefree professional with zest for life.  770 00:34:04,623 --> 00:34:06,000  "Number one in fun."  771 00:34:06,083 --> 00:34:07,001  MAN: "Number one." That's good.  772 00:34:07,084 --> 00:34:09,962  "Pervs or drunks need not apply." Uh-oh.  773 00:34:10,046 --> 00:34:11,172  That's you two.  774 00:34:11,255 --> 00:34:13,424  (LAUGHING) That's funny!  775 00:34:13,507 --> 00:34:15,760  Look, we fake it just like she is.  776 00:34:15,843 --> 00:34:17,887  Gentlemen, believe me, the fact of the matter is,  777 00:34:17,970 --> 00:34:20,014  this woman's not what she seems.  778 00:34:20,097 --> 00:34:22,433  If she's a beauty, I'm a perv, okay?  779 00:34:23,392 --> 00:34:25,269  Oh, shit!  780 00:34:23,392 --> 00:34:25,269  Come on, man!  781 00:34:25,394 --> 00:34:26,896  I'm sorry. I'm sorry!  782 00:34:26,979 --> 00:34:28,481  What's going on? You all right?  783 00:34:28,564 --> 00:34:29,648  ALAN: I'm fine.  784 00:34:29,774 --> 00:34:31,150  Just spilled some water. I got it. I got it.  785 00:34:33,152 --> 00:34:35,571  RICK: Okay, sugar. You have a good one.  786 00:34:35,696 --> 00:34:37,239  Will you wake me up when you get in?  787 00:34:37,323 --> 00:34:38,741  Yep.  788 00:34:38,824 --> 00:34:40,117  Bye, Oliver.  789 00:34:38,824 --> 00:34:40,117  See you!  790 00:34:40,242 --> 00:34:42,620  That's so sweet!  791 00:34:40,242 --> 00:34:42,620  Olly is so wonderful.  792 00:34:42,745 --> 00:34:45,998  I love how you two met. I mean, he is so Sag.  793 00:34:46,123 --> 00:34:47,792  (BOTH GIGGLING)  794 00:34:49,710 --> 00:34:52,630  Olly would hate me for telling you this,  795 00:34:52,713 --> 00:34:54,381  but I can't resist.  796 00:34:54,507 --> 00:34:57,426  We actually met through a gay dating service.  797 00:34:57,551 --> 00:34:58,803  What?  798 00:34:58,928 --> 00:35:02,765  Manhunters. On the "meat market" bulletin board.  799 00:35:02,890 --> 00:35:06,185  You call in a description, like "tenderloin," "butt"...  800 00:35:06,268 --> 00:35:09,688  No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding! But it was through a gay dating service.  801 00:35:09,772 --> 00:35:11,232  But what about the mystery?  802 00:35:11,357 --> 00:35:15,569  Oh, honey, it does not matter how you meet Mr. or Ms. Right.  803 00:35:15,653 --> 00:35:18,114  I will tell you what the real mystery is.  804 00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:19,907  The real mystery is:  805 00:35:20,032 --> 00:35:24,120  What keeps two people together after they meet?  806 00:35:24,245 --> 00:35:25,746  WOMAN: Okay.  807 00:35:36,132 --> 00:35:37,842  WOMAN:   You have no new messages.  808 00:35:40,261 --> 00:35:42,012  You have no new messages.  809 00:35:42,096 --> 00:35:43,806  End of messages.  810 00:35:44,557 --> 00:35:46,183  You have no new messages.  811 00:35:46,267 --> 00:35:47,726  End of messages.  812 00:35:47,810 --> 00:35:51,063  SEAN: Hi, Erin. Just want to be clear.  813 00:35:51,188 --> 00:35:53,190  This is very important. I know I've left before.  814 00:35:53,315 --> 00:35:59,321  I know I've come back with my tail between my legs and cowered and such.  815 00:35:59,446 --> 00:36:02,741  I'm not gonna do that again. I'm leaving. This is it. I'm fed up.  816 00:36:02,825 --> 00:36:06,954  I don't wanna fight with you anymore, and the reasons are what I'm listing right now...  817 00:36:07,037 --> 00:36:09,707  That's four or five. I can't remember.  818 00:36:09,790 --> 00:36:14,545  First off, is, uh, you've never come with me once to my rallies.  819 00:36:14,670 --> 00:36:17,506  The reason why you don't wanna come to my rallies is that  820 00:36:17,631 --> 00:36:21,260  you do not like the masses, crowds, whatever.  821 00:36:21,385 --> 00:36:23,929  What do you have against the masses, is what I wanna know.  822 00:36:24,013 --> 00:36:27,224  I am in the mass. I am a member of the crowd.  823 00:36:27,308 --> 00:36:29,059  No new messages. End of messages.  824 00:36:29,185 --> 00:36:31,604  Workers, Erin, is the only way we, as a people,  825 00:36:31,729 --> 00:36:34,481  in this country, we as a people in this society, will move...  826 00:36:34,565 --> 00:36:37,943  End of messages. You have no new messages.  827 00:36:38,068 --> 00:36:42,364  (DISTORTED)   You have no new messages. End of messages.  828 00:36:42,489 --> 00:36:45,618  Say this was a rally, our relationship, and I showed up to it.  829 00:36:45,743 --> 00:36:49,371  No matter how many signs, how many slogans, how many things I'm chained to,  830 00:36:49,455 --> 00:36:52,958  I cannot, somehow, change our relationship.  831 00:36:53,083 --> 00:36:54,877  I can't change you. I really have to say,  832 00:36:55,002 --> 00:36:57,129  I wonder if any man really ever could.  833 00:37:07,681 --> 00:37:08,974  (SIGHS)  834 00:37:17,066 --> 00:37:18,400  (RINGING)  835 00:37:19,985 --> 00:37:22,363  OPERATOR: Hi. Welcome to the Herald personals.  836 00:37:22,446 --> 00:37:25,491  To access your messages, please punch in your personal code,  837 00:37:25,574 --> 00:37:27,826  followed by the pound sign.  838 00:37:31,747 --> 00:37:33,082  (BEEP)  839 00:37:33,165 --> 00:37:35,417  To hear your new messages, press one.  840 00:37:35,542 --> 00:37:37,586  To hear saved messages, press two.  841 00:37:37,670 --> 00:37:40,256  To delete a message, press three.  842 00:37:40,631 --> 00:37:42,341  (BEEP)  843 00:37:42,424 --> 00:37:46,095  You have 64 new messages.  844 00:37:46,178 --> 00:37:48,889  To hear your new messages, press one.  845 00:37:50,391 --> 00:37:51,433  (BEEP)  846 00:37:51,517 --> 00:37:54,019  Hi, there. This is, uh, Bob calling.  847 00:37:54,103 --> 00:37:55,646  Hi, I'm, uh, Daryl.  848 00:37:55,729 --> 00:37:59,858  My name is Elliott, and I am an insurance adjuster.  849 00:37:59,984 --> 00:38:00,943  Hi!  850 00:38:01,026 --> 00:38:03,654  Hey, how ya doin', toots? It's me, Joey.  851 00:38:03,737 --> 00:38:04,905  (BEEP)  852 00:38:04,989 --> 00:38:07,449  Anyway, let me tell you a little bit about myself.  853 00:38:07,533 --> 00:38:10,619  I'm active. I'm energetic. I'm outgoing.  854 00:38:10,744 --> 00:38:13,122  Forty-six... Actually, 43 years old.  855 00:38:13,247 --> 00:38:15,124  I have slightly thinning hair.  856 00:38:15,207 --> 00:38:17,251  None on my back. I have no back hair.  857 00:38:17,376 --> 00:38:20,462  I'd say 5'9, say five nine and a half.  858 00:38:20,587 --> 00:38:22,131  Give or take a... Let's just say around six feet.  859 00:38:22,256 --> 00:38:24,258  Let me tell you about what I do. I'm a, uh...  860 00:38:24,341 --> 00:38:26,677  Very successful 30-year-old attorney.  861 00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:28,679  I decided to go back to school, actually,  862 00:38:28,804 --> 00:38:31,640  and get a graduate degree in divinity.  863 00:38:31,724 --> 00:38:33,058  I'm a Vietnam-era vet.  864 00:38:33,183 --> 00:38:36,228  I'm a temp. But that's not, like, a permanent thing.  865 00:38:36,353 --> 00:38:37,354  (BEEP)  866 00:38:37,479 --> 00:38:39,106  I own my business.  867 00:38:40,524 --> 00:38:42,443  And I'm calling you from the office right now.  868 00:38:42,526 --> 00:38:43,777  My interests are, uh...  869 00:38:43,902 --> 00:38:45,821  I like women a lot.  870 00:38:45,904 --> 00:38:48,699  I was brought up Catholic, but we can go into that when I meet you.  871 00:38:48,782 --> 00:38:49,742  (BEEP)  872 00:38:49,867 --> 00:38:52,995  I do pull-ups, and occasionally I will do a squat thrust.  873 00:38:53,078 --> 00:38:56,749  I think that probably we would have a lot in common, because, um...  874 00:38:56,874 --> 00:38:58,375  (HONKING)  875 00:38:56,874 --> 00:38:58,375  Come on!  876 00:38:58,459 --> 00:39:00,294  I get along well with people.  877 00:39:00,377 --> 00:39:01,670  (BEEP)  878 00:39:01,754 --> 00:39:05,174  I actually just finalized my divorce, about four days ago.  879 00:39:05,257 --> 00:39:06,508  (BEEP)  880 00:39:06,592 --> 00:39:09,636  I have to admit I've got some um, some betrayal issues.  881 00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:10,929  (BEEP)  882 00:39:11,055 --> 00:39:14,975  I'm looking for a woman who is tall, yet clean?  883 00:39:15,726 --> 00:39:17,144  (BEEP)  884 00:39:17,227 --> 00:39:19,772  Someone that likes their mother and hopefully likes my mother.  885 00:39:19,855 --> 00:39:21,231  (BEEP)  886 00:39:21,315 --> 00:39:24,693  Reading your ad made me feel like we were soul mates, I thought.  887 00:39:24,818 --> 00:39:28,030  If you could hold on, I have a fax coming in now. I, uh...  888 00:39:28,113 --> 00:39:29,448  (BEEP)  889 00:39:29,531 --> 00:39:31,450  My number's 5-5-5...  890 00:39:31,575 --> 00:39:35,829  9-5-3-6. And, uh, over and out. Bye.  891 00:39:36,789 --> 00:39:38,123  That was great.  892 00:39:36,789 --> 00:39:38,123  KEVIN: You know what?  893 00:39:38,207 --> 00:39:39,500  What?  894 00:39:38,207 --> 00:39:39,500  You might as well give me the check right now.  895 00:39:39,583 --> 00:39:41,126  You don't have a chance in hell.  896 00:39:45,506 --> 00:39:47,299  Hey! Alan!  897 00:39:48,050 --> 00:39:49,510  Nice computer.  898 00:39:53,472 --> 00:39:55,516  Here's your 135 bucks, Frank.  899 00:39:55,599 --> 00:39:58,435  Just like usual. You wanna count it?  900 00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:00,145  Hey, what the hell happened to your nose?  901 00:40:02,689 --> 00:40:04,900  Let's take a little drive.  902 00:40:05,901 --> 00:40:06,819  Shit.  903 00:40:07,736 --> 00:40:09,363  FRANK: Don't matter about the money now.  904 00:40:09,488 --> 00:40:11,198  ALAN: Don't matter about the money? Frank!  905 00:40:11,281 --> 00:40:12,658  Look at this grease on my face, man.  906 00:40:12,741 --> 00:40:14,701  You have any idea what I went through to get this money?  907 00:40:14,785 --> 00:40:17,913  I put my ass on the line and vouched for ya.  908 00:40:18,038 --> 00:40:20,290  I thought I could count on you, Alan.  909 00:40:20,416 --> 00:40:21,875  I promised certain people results.  910 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,794  They're expecting results now.  911 00:40:23,919 --> 00:40:25,087  And if they don't get 'em...  912 00:40:25,170 --> 00:40:27,589  What did you bring me here for, Frank?  913 00:40:32,010 --> 00:40:33,345  (GRUNTS)  914 00:40:36,598 --> 00:40:38,225  Your father's tool kit.  915 00:40:38,308 --> 00:40:41,770  He comes in here yesterday, practically begging for another two grand.  916 00:40:41,895 --> 00:40:44,148  And he gives me this for collateral.  917 00:40:44,231 --> 00:40:45,983  I told him I can't loan him any more,  918 00:40:46,108 --> 00:40:47,734  but he wouldn't take it back.  919 00:40:47,860 --> 00:40:49,736  What am I gonna do with a tool kit, Alan?  920 00:40:49,862 --> 00:40:53,615  Thought that maybe you'd want it, not that you need it anymore.  921 00:40:53,699 --> 00:40:56,326  Go give 'em back to him.  922 00:40:56,452 --> 00:40:58,662  He's down in section three.  923 00:41:00,038 --> 00:41:01,957  Where he always is.  924 00:41:02,916 --> 00:41:05,627  ANNOUNCER:   There goes Swifty!  925 00:41:06,336 --> 00:41:07,963  (BELL RINGING)  926 00:41:22,603 --> 00:41:24,021  Erin?  927 00:41:25,564 --> 00:41:27,065  Hi. I'm Nathan.  928 00:41:27,524 --> 00:41:28,775  Hi.  929 00:41:29,693 --> 00:41:33,655  So, I take it this is your first time.  930 00:41:34,406 --> 00:41:37,409  Yeah. You're the first suitor.  931 00:41:37,493 --> 00:41:38,994  (CHUCKLES) Suitor. I like that. I like that.  932 00:41:39,077 --> 00:41:41,872  It's old fashioned. I'm kind of an old-fashioned guy myself.  933 00:41:41,955 --> 00:41:46,210  (CLEARS THROAT) You, um, surprise me, frankly.  934 00:41:46,585 --> 00:41:48,003  Why?  935 00:41:48,962 --> 00:41:51,715  You just don't seem like the sort of woman  936 00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:54,468  who would resort to placing an ad.  937 00:41:55,844 --> 00:41:58,263  (LAUGHS) Sorry, um...  938 00:41:59,681 --> 00:42:01,266  I'm sure you get that all the time.  939 00:42:03,352 --> 00:42:04,686  You're a very attractive woman.  940 00:42:04,811 --> 00:42:06,897  So, you study God?  941 00:42:07,022 --> 00:42:08,023  God?  942 00:42:08,148 --> 00:42:10,275  Aren't you a divinity student?  943 00:42:10,359 --> 00:42:12,361  Yeah. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)  944 00:42:12,444 --> 00:42:13,695  Well, God's an immense subject.  945 00:42:13,779 --> 00:42:15,072  We don't have to talk about it.  946 00:42:15,155 --> 00:42:17,282  I think it makes some people uncomfortable.  947 00:42:17,366 --> 00:42:19,535  No! Let's talk about God.  948 00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:25,582  I'm the VP of Operations at the Krylex Corporation in Waltham.  949 00:42:25,666 --> 00:42:28,585  Krylex manufactures small rubber parts for a variety of commercial  950 00:42:28,669 --> 00:42:31,838  and industrial products. Products ranging from the small rubber helmets  951 00:42:31,922 --> 00:42:33,423  on wall-mounted spring door stops,  952 00:42:33,549 --> 00:42:35,801  to the waterproof gaskets on street newspaper vending machines.  953 00:42:35,926 --> 00:42:37,928  You're starting to glaze over. I see it. Don't worry.  954 00:42:38,011 --> 00:42:40,013  Happens all the time. I'm not offended. I'll tell you why.  955 00:42:40,138 --> 00:42:42,933  It's because most people are blind to the impact small rubber parts  956 00:42:43,016 --> 00:42:44,685  have in their daily lives.  957 00:42:44,810 --> 00:42:47,271  Erin, how often do people look under their phones?  958 00:42:48,063 --> 00:42:49,273  Um...  959 00:42:49,356 --> 00:42:51,233  Precisely. But when you get home, I'd urge you to do just that.  960 00:42:51,358 --> 00:42:52,859  You'll appreciate what I'm about to tell you.  961 00:42:52,943 --> 00:42:55,445  The four small rubber nubs that your phone rests on?  962 00:42:55,529 --> 00:42:57,155  Admittedly, not very exciting.  963 00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:59,950  But, consider what the consequences would be without those rubber nubs.  964 00:43:00,033 --> 00:43:02,244  You know, you don't say a lot,  965 00:43:02,327 --> 00:43:05,247  but it's pretty obvious what you're telling me.  966 00:43:05,330 --> 00:43:06,582  Oh, really?  967 00:43:06,707 --> 00:43:09,126  Your body language says it all.  968 00:43:09,209 --> 00:43:11,003  You're palming me.  969 00:43:12,170 --> 00:43:13,046  I'm sorry?  970 00:43:13,171 --> 00:43:17,217  You're palming me. Your palms are exposed to me.  971 00:43:17,301 --> 00:43:20,846  When a woman does that, she's subconsciously flirting.  972 00:43:20,971 --> 00:43:22,639  Yeah? What does this mean?  973 00:43:22,723 --> 00:43:25,017  Oh. Tiger, hmm?  974 00:43:25,100 --> 00:43:26,893  Let's just sum up here, okay?  975 00:43:26,977 --> 00:43:30,230  God is definitely a woman, because only a woman  976 00:43:30,314 --> 00:43:33,317  would have the kind of compassion necessary to create someone  977 00:43:33,442 --> 00:43:35,110  as beautiful as you.  978 00:43:35,193 --> 00:43:38,155  Okay, there's one giant hole in your argument.  979 00:43:38,238 --> 00:43:39,823  Hole.  980 00:43:39,906 --> 00:43:42,909  Daryl, no female deity would have had the absence of mind to create you,  981 00:43:43,035 --> 00:43:46,079  the male gender, a gender that spends all of its time  982 00:43:46,163 --> 00:43:48,290  looking forward to getting off.  983 00:43:48,373 --> 00:43:51,460  God is a man. Why? Because men need women.  984 00:43:51,585 --> 00:43:53,587  Women don't need men.  985 00:43:53,712 --> 00:43:55,172  And yet, you're here.  986 00:43:56,131 --> 00:43:57,633  It's a hole in your argument.  987 00:43:57,716 --> 00:44:00,886  I collect art. South American, mostly.  988 00:44:00,969 --> 00:44:03,096  Really? South American?  989 00:44:03,180 --> 00:44:04,473  Have you been?  990 00:44:04,598 --> 00:44:07,309  Yeah, my dad took me to Brazil when I was very young.  991 00:44:07,392 --> 00:44:09,811  But I love... I love Brazilian music.  992 00:44:09,895 --> 00:44:12,773  Well, I was down there for a conference 10 days ago.  993 00:44:12,856 --> 00:44:14,566  My tan's faded, but, um...  994 00:44:14,650 --> 00:44:17,069  That's it. You're playing with your hair.  995 00:44:17,194 --> 00:44:18,111  I'm bored.  996 00:44:18,236 --> 00:44:21,114  Do you always deal with people like this?  997 00:44:23,241 --> 00:44:24,660  I... Well.  998 00:44:24,785 --> 00:44:26,828  It's just that I've been taking this course in communication  999 00:44:26,953 --> 00:44:28,622  and I've been trying out some things that I learned.  1000 00:44:28,705 --> 00:44:30,624  Can I just drop it, I mean, really?  1001 00:44:30,707 --> 00:44:32,125  I'm just so lonely.  1002 00:44:32,250 --> 00:44:33,418  I'm sorry.  1003 00:44:33,502 --> 00:44:37,089  I can't meet people. It's like I've got a sign on my forehead.  1004 00:44:37,172 --> 00:44:39,007  Yeah, that's the... That's the thing.  1005 00:44:39,132 --> 00:44:42,594  About God... He's so hard to pin down, at any moment.  1006 00:44:42,678 --> 00:44:44,930  He?  1007 00:44:42,678 --> 00:44:44,930  She.  1008 00:44:45,013 --> 00:44:46,890  You know, he, she, it.  1009 00:44:47,015 --> 00:44:49,101  As Cicero said,  1010 00:44:49,184 --> 00:44:52,437  "Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds."  1011 00:44:52,562 --> 00:44:54,940  Ralph Waldo Emerson, you mean.  1012 00:44:56,358 --> 00:44:57,984  How come you never smile?  1013 00:44:58,068 --> 00:44:59,820  Would that make you more comfortable?  1014 00:44:59,903 --> 00:45:02,239  You don't really like me, do you?  1015 00:45:02,364 --> 00:45:04,783  No! I don't like posers.  1016 00:45:04,866 --> 00:45:07,869  I mean, you're probably a very nice person,  1017 00:45:07,953 --> 00:45:10,163  but I have no way of knowing that, you know?  1018 00:45:10,247 --> 00:45:12,833  You're all uncomfortable, you're telling all these strange jokes,  1019 00:45:12,916 --> 00:45:15,502  and why are you trying so hard to impress me?  1020 00:45:15,585 --> 00:45:19,005  You would be much more appealing if you would just be yourself.  1021 00:45:21,299 --> 00:45:22,968  (PAPER RUSTLING)  1022 00:45:23,093 --> 00:45:27,013  Here, let's see. "Frisky and carefree."  1023 00:45:28,932 --> 00:45:30,434  So who's the poser?  1024 00:45:30,517 --> 00:45:31,560  My mother put in that ad.  1025 00:45:31,685 --> 00:45:34,396  Oh, really? Well, what's her number?  1026 00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:42,112  Who is the real Erin Castleton?  1027 00:45:42,237 --> 00:45:43,989  Please stand up.  1028 00:45:44,072 --> 00:45:47,492  Well, uh, what would you like to know?  1029 00:45:47,576 --> 00:45:51,163  First I'd like to know what attracted you to nursing.  1030 00:45:52,497 --> 00:45:55,375  Other people's pain.  1031 00:45:52,497 --> 00:45:55,375  (LAUGHING)  1032 00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:56,835  That's funny. I like that.  1033 00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:59,880  No, actually I was in medical school at Harvard,  1034 00:46:00,005 --> 00:46:01,757  but I dropped out.  1035 00:46:02,299 --> 00:46:03,467  Why?  1036 00:46:04,342 --> 00:46:05,761  I lost, um...  1037 00:46:07,512 --> 00:46:10,807  I lost my motivation. It's a long story, anyway.  1038 00:46:10,891 --> 00:46:13,351  We've got all night. All morning.  1039 00:46:13,477 --> 00:46:14,686  MAN: Here you go, pal.  1040 00:46:14,770 --> 00:46:16,354  Let me get this round.  1041 00:46:14,770 --> 00:46:16,354  Refill?  1042 00:46:16,438 --> 00:46:18,356  Yeah.  1043 00:46:16,438 --> 00:46:18,356  Least I can do.  1044 00:46:18,899 --> 00:46:20,567  (COINS ROLLING)  1045 00:46:22,235 --> 00:46:23,278  (SLAPS RING)  1046 00:46:23,403 --> 00:46:24,321  (CLEARS THROAT)  1047 00:46:24,404 --> 00:46:26,031  Uh, what the heck is that?  1048 00:46:31,036 --> 00:46:34,748  (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) This is funny. I, um...  1049 00:46:34,831 --> 00:46:37,584  I was married once, a long, long, long time ago.  1050 00:46:37,667 --> 00:46:42,756  But, I carry that as a sort of, you know, good luck charm.  1051 00:46:45,592 --> 00:46:47,219  Well, I guess it's not working.  1052 00:46:54,059 --> 00:46:56,186  KEVIN: Alan, I can't put this in here. I just got this dry-cleaned.  1053 00:46:56,269 --> 00:46:57,521  Don't worry, Kev. There's plenty of room.  1054 00:46:57,604 --> 00:46:58,814  Just put it in the... Tsk.  1055 00:46:58,897 --> 00:47:00,315  (PHONE RINGING)  1056 00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:03,193  Aw, smells like fish, man. I'm gonna get fish smell in my fabrics.  1057 00:47:06,321 --> 00:47:07,113  Hello?  1058 00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:09,241  Uh, yeah, hi. My name is Erin.  1059 00:47:09,366 --> 00:47:11,076  You called about my ad in the Herald.  1060 00:47:11,159 --> 00:47:14,704  No, I think you must want my brother, Kevin. Hold on a second.  1061 00:47:14,788 --> 00:47:17,374  Hey, Kev! Telephone! It's for you!  1062 00:47:17,457 --> 00:47:19,084  KEVIN: Coming!  1063 00:47:19,835 --> 00:47:21,086  Sorry.  1064 00:47:39,479 --> 00:47:41,439  I got it! Hello?  1065 00:47:42,065 --> 00:47:43,775  This is he.  1066 00:47:43,900 --> 00:47:48,238  Oh, it's nice to finally meet you, Erin, so to speak.  1067 00:47:48,363 --> 00:47:50,198  Yeah, you'll have to excuse me. I'm a little out of breath.  1068 00:47:50,282 --> 00:47:52,117  I'm moving out of the place I'm living in.  1069 00:47:52,242 --> 00:47:54,327  Yeah, I'm moving to a much nicer place.  1070 00:47:58,039 --> 00:48:00,709  You're the most beguiling woman I've ever met.  1071 00:48:02,794 --> 00:48:04,254  (CHUCKLES)  1072 00:48:04,337 --> 00:48:07,090  You don't take men's compliments very well, do you?  1073 00:48:07,215 --> 00:48:08,466  I take what I need.  1074 00:48:08,592 --> 00:48:09,759  Which is?  1075 00:48:09,885 --> 00:48:10,969  Another round.  1076 00:48:11,094 --> 00:48:12,804  You got it.  1077 00:48:12,888 --> 00:48:14,055  Barkeep?  1078 00:48:12,888 --> 00:48:14,055  Hmm?  1079 00:48:14,180 --> 00:48:15,724  Another round for the lady, please.  1080 00:48:14,180 --> 00:48:15,724  Mmm-hmm.  1081 00:48:15,807 --> 00:48:17,142  Thanks.  1082 00:48:15,807 --> 00:48:17,142  Yeah.  1083 00:48:17,225 --> 00:48:20,353  I liked what you said earlier about, um... (CLEARS THROAT)  1084 00:48:20,437 --> 00:48:24,149  What was it? Sticking to your principles and following your dreams.  1085 00:48:24,232 --> 00:48:27,819  But, um... Do you really believe that if you do that,  1086 00:48:27,944 --> 00:48:32,741  that things will just come to you like it's... Like it's destined?  1087 00:48:32,866 --> 00:48:35,201  Yeah, I really do.  1088 00:48:35,285 --> 00:48:37,412  You know, my brother says that a lot.  1089 00:48:37,495 --> 00:48:41,416  You know, he says you create your own luck, but, uh...  1090 00:48:41,499 --> 00:48:42,918  You know, take me, for instance.  1091 00:48:43,043 --> 00:48:45,587  No, no. No, let's take your brother.  1092 00:48:47,297 --> 00:48:50,550  Okay, uh... My brother.  1093 00:48:50,675 --> 00:48:51,718  What's his name?  1094 00:48:51,843 --> 00:48:53,053  Alan.  1095 00:48:53,136 --> 00:48:54,804  It's funny. When I think of Alan, I think of, uh...  1096 00:48:54,888 --> 00:48:57,724  What W.C. Fields said, which was,  1097 00:48:57,807 --> 00:49:01,186  "Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds."  1098 00:49:01,269 --> 00:49:04,481  No, Emerson. It was Ralph Waldo Emerson.  1099 00:49:04,564 --> 00:49:07,651  Well, whatever. I mean, whoever said it is not so much important  1100 00:49:07,734 --> 00:49:09,361  as I remembered it.  1101 00:49:09,444 --> 00:49:13,782  But I think of him that way because he's always, always in his books.  1102 00:49:13,865 --> 00:49:15,283  Books?  1103 00:49:13,865 --> 00:49:15,283  Yeah, you know...  1104 00:49:15,367 --> 00:49:17,160  Really?  1105 00:49:15,367 --> 00:49:17,160  ...and I respect his determination.  1106 00:49:17,243 --> 00:49:20,121  I'm lucky, you know, because I have more than determination.  1107 00:49:20,205 --> 00:49:22,165  I have determination plus talent,  1108 00:49:22,248 --> 00:49:24,501  plus, like, a natural intelligence.  1109 00:49:24,626 --> 00:49:28,171  And then sort of a street savvy that I think I've picked up myself.  1110 00:49:28,296 --> 00:49:30,757  And sometimes that's hard to deal with, you know.  1111 00:49:30,882 --> 00:49:33,468  'Cause you know you've got both barrels loaded.  1112 00:49:33,551 --> 00:49:38,056  And sometimes you only wanna use one, but you can't.  1113 00:49:38,139 --> 00:49:39,641  You know, it's funny to me when I think about it,  1114 00:49:39,724 --> 00:49:42,852  because I remember back when I was studying for the bar,  1115 00:49:42,936 --> 00:49:46,231  and I don't think I had to study as hard as a lot of people.  1116 00:49:46,356 --> 00:49:50,568  Every night Alan was out partying, and I'm at home,  1117 00:49:50,694 --> 00:49:53,196  directed, and now, it's sort of weird.  1118 00:49:53,321 --> 00:49:56,491  Because, you know, I'm out there, I'm grabbing.  1119 00:49:56,574 --> 00:50:00,537  I'm taking, you know. I see, I want, I take.  1120 00:50:00,620 --> 00:50:04,541  And he just sits at home every night and studies, so...  1121 00:51:29,250 --> 00:51:31,586  Puff? Oh, my God.  1122 00:51:31,711 --> 00:51:32,962  (SCREECHING)  1123 00:51:36,674 --> 00:51:37,884  (SCREECHING)  1124 00:51:41,012 --> 00:51:42,430  (SCREECHING)  1125 00:51:45,975 --> 00:51:47,936  (SCREECHING)  1126 00:51:45,975 --> 00:51:47,936  Freeze!  1127 00:51:52,899 --> 00:51:54,275  (CHIRPING)  1128 00:51:58,863 --> 00:52:00,115  Oh.  1129 00:52:02,700 --> 00:52:04,077  Oh, Puff.  1130 00:52:05,495 --> 00:52:09,958  ERIN: But I'm not lonely. I... I like to be by myself.  1131 00:52:10,041 --> 00:52:12,502  I mean, people don't understand that. You know, they...  1132 00:52:12,627 --> 00:52:14,170  They think that you're a bitch.  1133 00:52:14,254 --> 00:52:17,590  Or that you, you know, that you must certainly be depressed.  1134 00:52:17,715 --> 00:52:21,511  I mean, say... Say a woman is sitting alone in a bar, reading.  1135 00:52:21,594 --> 00:52:24,764  A man who comes in, he automatically makes an assumption  1136 00:52:24,848 --> 00:52:28,434  that she's either sitting there waiting to be propositioned,  1137 00:52:28,518 --> 00:52:32,313  and, if she doesn't want it, then there must be something wrong with her,  1138 00:52:32,438 --> 00:52:35,441  because, you know, what woman in her right mind  1139 00:52:35,567 --> 00:52:39,070  would be content just sitting by herself, you know.  1140 00:52:41,406 --> 00:52:45,785  But I'm not lonely when I'm sitting in a bar by myself,  1141 00:52:45,910 --> 00:52:50,290  and, you know, I'm not even lonely when I'm at home alone.  1142 00:52:50,373 --> 00:52:55,378  I get... You get lonely in a crowded room.  1143 00:52:55,461 --> 00:52:59,757  Or a subway that's packed with people.  1144 00:52:59,841 --> 00:53:03,261  All these people, and every one a stranger.  1145 00:53:05,221 --> 00:53:06,806  My father...  1146 00:53:07,765 --> 00:53:10,310  My father had one of those quiet, Irish souls.  1147 00:53:10,393 --> 00:53:12,312  He was a poet.  1148 00:53:12,437 --> 00:53:14,939  Well, actually, he was a cardiologist,  1149 00:53:15,023 --> 00:53:17,150  but he wrote beautiful poetry.  1150 00:53:17,233 --> 00:53:19,027  He would take us to Ireland in the summers,  1151 00:53:19,110 --> 00:53:21,613  and he and I would take these long walks,  1152 00:53:21,696 --> 00:53:26,618  and then we would just sit together staring out at the sea.  1153 00:53:29,537 --> 00:53:31,831  He said that if you can learn to contemplate  1154 00:53:31,956 --> 00:53:34,292  just one beautiful thing every day,  1155 00:53:34,375 --> 00:53:37,045  that it would give you something very special.  1156 00:53:39,505 --> 00:53:43,843  (SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)  1157 00:53:45,929 --> 00:53:48,264  It's a Gaelic expression.  1158 00:53:48,348 --> 00:53:51,059  It means, "Quietness without loneliness."  1159 00:53:55,396 --> 00:53:58,942  Oh, my God. I have been talking and talking.  1160 00:54:00,235 --> 00:54:03,488  It seems for hours. I'm sorry, Barry.  1161 00:54:03,613 --> 00:54:05,657  It's... I think you're the first man that I've met  1162 00:54:05,740 --> 00:54:09,661  that hasn't had, like, a pathological need to talk about himself.  1163 00:54:10,662 --> 00:54:13,206  But anyway, let's talk about you.  1164 00:54:13,957 --> 00:54:15,875  What do you do?  1165 00:54:13,957 --> 00:54:15,875  (CHUCKLES)  1166 00:54:15,959 --> 00:54:17,710  I'm a therapist.  1167 00:54:20,713 --> 00:54:23,341  Oh, does that make you feel uncomfortable?  1168 00:54:25,927 --> 00:54:30,139  Today, youngsters throughout Boston struggled to express their feelings  1169 00:54:30,265 --> 00:54:32,433  for the fish we all called Puff.  1170 00:54:32,517 --> 00:54:35,645  Reporter Arnie Reisman was with the children of The Wimble School,  1171 00:54:35,770 --> 00:54:38,898  and got some of their reactions.  1172 00:54:39,023 --> 00:54:42,652  ARNIE: It wasn't just another day for the kids here at The Wimble School.  1173 00:54:42,777 --> 00:54:45,321  For some, it was a difficult day.  1174 00:54:45,446 --> 00:54:51,244  When I heard that he got eaten by a piranha,  1175 00:54:51,327 --> 00:54:56,833  um... That, um... I felt like he'd never come back again,  1176 00:54:56,916 --> 00:55:00,837  'cause I never saw a fish in my life.  1177 00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:03,798  ARNIE: How does that make you feel?  1178 00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:03,798  Sad.  1179 00:55:04,799 --> 00:55:07,176  What a shame. Thanks, Arnie.  1180 00:55:07,260 --> 00:55:11,639  In national news, the Tantooni standoff in Tantooni, Arizona...  1181 00:55:11,723 --> 00:55:14,809  You know, a nurse. It's like the expression,  1182 00:55:14,934 --> 00:55:18,021  "Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds."  1183 00:55:19,272 --> 00:55:21,357  What did you just say?  1184 00:55:21,482 --> 00:55:24,402  Oh, I was just quoting Marx, Karl Marx.  1185 00:55:24,527 --> 00:55:29,115  (CHUCKLES) I tend to contradict myself a lot, you know, especially...  1186 00:55:29,198 --> 00:55:32,827  (STUTTERING) Around, um... You know, a...  1187 00:55:32,910 --> 00:55:34,537  You know, a...  1188 00:55:36,956 --> 00:55:39,125  Hmm. You know, I'm feelin' bloated.  1189 00:55:39,250 --> 00:55:42,128  I'm gonna go take a pee-ski, okay?  1190 00:55:42,211 --> 00:55:43,629  And, you want anything?  1191 00:55:43,755 --> 00:55:46,299  I mean, I'm sure you don't want anything from the bathroom. (CHUCKLES)  1192 00:55:46,382 --> 00:55:48,259  I'll just go. Shh...  1193 00:55:50,261 --> 00:55:52,096  (SIGHS HEAVILY)  1194 00:55:55,099 --> 00:55:57,852  KEVIN: That's gonna end up in my bank account.  1195 00:55:57,935 --> 00:56:00,938  MAN: You forget I was watching you. I don't think you did so well.  1196 00:56:01,022 --> 00:56:03,399  KEVIN: What are you talkin' about? I did great.  1197 00:56:03,483 --> 00:56:07,236  Really couldn't see too well. How do you think he did?  1198 00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:09,405  Are you kidding? He struck out.  1199 00:56:09,530 --> 00:56:11,115  MAN: No surprise there.  1200 00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:13,159  Think she can see us?  1201 00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:13,159  Nah.  1202 00:56:13,242 --> 00:56:15,870  She wouldn't recognize us anyways.  1203 00:56:15,995 --> 00:56:17,830  (INDISTINCT TALKING)  1204 00:56:18,748 --> 00:56:20,291  Hi, honey. I'm home.  1205 00:56:20,375 --> 00:56:22,043  Eric?  1206 00:56:20,375 --> 00:56:22,043  Yeah?  1207 00:56:23,086 --> 00:56:25,004  I like you.  1208 00:56:25,129 --> 00:56:27,340  (STAMMERING) I like you too.  1209 00:56:28,424 --> 00:56:30,635  You're my little hobgoblin.  1210 00:56:31,469 --> 00:56:32,637  (CHUCKLING) From before.  1211 00:56:32,762 --> 00:56:35,306  And I'd rub your head and make a wish,  1212 00:56:35,390 --> 00:56:37,141  but there's too many people watching.  1213 00:56:37,225 --> 00:56:38,684  What do you mean?  1214 00:56:38,810 --> 00:56:40,144  (WHISPERING) She's touchin' him.  1215 00:56:40,269 --> 00:56:43,106  No. That can't be happening.  1216 00:56:43,231 --> 00:56:46,651  But I'd like to be alone with you someplace.  1217 00:56:47,568 --> 00:56:49,404  Sure.  1218 00:56:47,568 --> 00:56:49,404  No, not now, Eric.  1219 00:56:49,529 --> 00:56:51,406  Right, I mean, we should wait.  1220 00:56:51,531 --> 00:56:52,615  Tomorrow night.  1221 00:56:52,698 --> 00:56:53,866  That's a good time.  1222 00:56:53,991 --> 00:56:55,743  A little getaway I know of.  1223 00:56:55,827 --> 00:56:58,204  Don't tell anyone, okay?  1224 00:56:58,329 --> 00:56:59,872  Yeah.  1225 00:56:58,329 --> 00:56:59,872  It's just gonna be our little secret.  1226 00:56:59,956 --> 00:57:02,083  You promise me?  1227 00:56:59,956 --> 00:57:02,083  Right, right, absolutely.  1228 00:57:02,166 --> 00:57:03,918  Why would I say anything?  1229 00:57:04,001 --> 00:57:06,462  Meet me tomorrow night, 9:30.  1230 00:57:07,338 --> 00:57:08,840  (INAUDIBLE)  1231 00:57:16,806 --> 00:57:18,724  MAN ON RADIO:   It is a big deal, because Puff was more  1232 00:57:18,808 --> 00:57:20,017  than your average balloonfish.  1233 00:57:20,143 --> 00:57:21,727  She represented to the children...  1234 00:57:21,853 --> 00:57:23,646  MAN 2:   She? Did you say, "she"?  1235 00:57:23,771 --> 00:57:24,897  MAN 1:   Puff was a female, yes.  1236 00:57:25,022 --> 00:57:28,443  I can't believe I gave her those notes.  1237 00:57:28,526 --> 00:57:30,403  You know what I mean? Hmm?  1238 00:57:28,526 --> 00:57:30,403  What?  1239 00:57:30,486 --> 00:57:32,155  Talking about that girl, Erin.  1240 00:57:32,697 --> 00:57:34,031  Erin who?  1241 00:57:34,157 --> 00:57:35,450  Erin, the nurse.  1242 00:57:35,533 --> 00:57:37,160  Oh, yeah, yeah.  1243 00:57:35,533 --> 00:57:37,160  Yeah, she was sharp.  1244 00:57:37,243 --> 00:57:39,537  She was nice. I mean, I think she was intimidated by me.  1245 00:57:39,620 --> 00:57:41,289  That's probably why she didn't call back.  1246 00:57:41,372 --> 00:57:44,375  Along those lines, I'm thinking, why don't we go out to Zanzibar tonight  1247 00:57:44,459 --> 00:57:45,334  and pick up a couple of ladies?  1248 00:57:45,418 --> 00:57:47,670  You know what, I'm out tonight. I can't do it.  1249 00:57:47,753 --> 00:57:49,922  I'm just not feeling up to it.  1250 00:57:47,753 --> 00:57:49,922  (SCOFFS)  1251 00:57:50,047 --> 00:57:51,090  You guys go.  1252 00:57:51,174 --> 00:57:52,800  I'm just gonna nuke some fish sticks tonight.  1253 00:57:52,925 --> 00:57:54,927  And Perry Mason's   on cable, so...  1254 00:57:52,925 --> 00:57:54,927  (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV)  1255 00:57:55,011 --> 00:57:57,722  Look on the bright side. At least you didn't lose your money to me.  1256 00:57:57,805 --> 00:57:59,682  Let's go out. You gotta get back up to the plate, man.  1257 00:57:59,765 --> 00:58:00,808  Take your whiffs.  1258 00:58:00,892 --> 00:58:02,477  (PHONE RINGS)  1259 00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:04,729  WOMAN ON TV: The prison will be privately run and inmates charged  1260 00:58:04,854 --> 00:58:06,772  for their stay.  1261 00:58:04,854 --> 00:58:06,772  Hello? Who?  1262 00:58:06,898 --> 00:58:08,232  MAN: It's true, Paula.  1263 00:58:08,357 --> 00:58:10,109  The penal system took a detour into   The Twilight Zone...  1264 00:58:10,193 --> 00:58:11,736  Hey, hey.  1265 00:58:11,819 --> 00:58:13,321  No, I'm not surprised at all.  1266 00:58:13,404 --> 00:58:15,865  ...once again, thanks to the crafty ways of Arty Milhous Lesser.  1267 00:58:15,948 --> 00:58:17,366  Tonight?  1268 00:58:17,492 --> 00:58:19,494  It began this afternoon when the Suffolk County zoning...  1269 00:58:19,577 --> 00:58:21,287  Sure, tonight's great.  1270 00:58:22,622 --> 00:58:23,831  9:30's perfect.  1271 00:58:25,291 --> 00:58:27,084  Our little secret, huh?  1272 00:58:28,252 --> 00:58:29,545  (BOSSA NOVA MUSIC PLAYING)  1273 00:58:29,629 --> 00:58:31,339  KEVIN: Don't worry. I won't tell a soul.  1274 00:58:32,256 --> 00:58:35,092  (MAN SINGING IN PORTUGUESE)  1275 00:58:36,761 --> 00:58:38,846  Can I get you anything else?  1276 00:58:38,930 --> 00:58:40,556  Just the check.  1277 00:58:56,697 --> 00:58:58,157  (INAUDIBLE)  1278 00:59:00,826 --> 00:59:02,578  What are you doin'?  1279 00:59:02,662 --> 00:59:04,664  WOMAN: (SHOUTING) Hey! Hey! Outside!  1280 00:59:05,248 --> 00:59:06,832  (ARGUING)  1281 00:59:11,003 --> 00:59:12,255  (WOMAN SHOUTS)  1282 00:59:13,589 --> 00:59:15,466  Get goin'! Get goin'!  1283 00:59:24,976 --> 00:59:28,020  What are both of ya doin' here, ya freaks?  1284 01:00:02,138 --> 01:00:04,557  Oh, don't wipe it off, Alan.  1285 01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:06,100  What? You didn't like it?  1286 01:00:06,225 --> 01:00:07,602  I mean, it's not that I didn't like it.  1287 01:00:07,727 --> 01:00:09,562  It just came a little unexpectedly.  1288 01:00:09,645 --> 01:00:12,857  Come on. You've been flirting with me since I hired you as my tutor in September.  1289 01:00:12,982 --> 01:00:14,984  You didn't hire me as your tutor, all right?  1290 01:00:12,982 --> 01:00:14,984  Yes, I did.  1291 01:00:15,109 --> 01:00:17,612  I accepted the... I'm trying to help you out in the class. That's all.  1292 01:00:17,737 --> 01:00:19,614  I'm doin' you a favor.  1293 01:00:17,737 --> 01:00:19,614  Don't deny it, Alan.  1294 01:00:19,739 --> 01:00:22,700  (BOTH LAUGHING)  1295 01:00:22,825 --> 01:00:25,411  Did you bring my notes, by the way?  1296 01:00:22,825 --> 01:00:25,411  Mmm.  1297 01:00:25,536 --> 01:00:27,788  I forgot them.  1298 01:00:27,872 --> 01:00:29,749  But they're home. I'll give them to you tomorrow.  1299 01:00:29,832 --> 01:00:34,629  Oh, good, well, you know, that was kind of like the point of gettin' together.  1300 01:00:34,712 --> 01:00:37,506  I mean, the thing is... It's just I'm trying to finish a paper tonight.  1301 01:00:37,590 --> 01:00:40,551  I mean, I kind of need the notes, because that's what I took them for.  1302 01:00:40,676 --> 01:00:43,888  Well, this is our date. I didn't know I was supposed to bring a bunch of papers.  1303 01:00:43,971 --> 01:00:46,098  It's not exactly. I mean, we were gonna get together,  1304 01:00:46,223 --> 01:00:47,558  and you were gonna give me the notes.  1305 01:00:47,642 --> 01:00:51,604  I mean, that was sort of the point of it, I thought.  1306 01:00:51,729 --> 01:00:54,440  So you asked me to this fancy restaurant on a date,  1307 01:00:54,523 --> 01:00:57,401  so I could bring you back your notes.  1308 01:00:57,526 --> 01:00:59,362  That's really nice.  1309 01:01:02,907 --> 01:01:05,034  You look really beautiful.  1310 01:01:07,036 --> 01:01:08,204  Thank you.  1311 01:01:08,287 --> 01:01:11,207  I got dressed up especially for our date.  1312 01:01:12,333 --> 01:01:14,543  (CHUCKLES) You know,  1313 01:01:14,627 --> 01:01:15,920  I wonder if it would be possible  1314 01:01:16,045 --> 01:01:18,673  not to keep using that word, okay?  1315 01:01:20,549 --> 01:01:23,344  You're funny. (CLICKS TONGUE)  1316 01:01:23,469 --> 01:01:27,223  Have you ever seen a whale swimming around in the ocean?  1317 01:01:29,725 --> 01:01:31,268  No.  1318 01:01:31,394 --> 01:01:33,646  Maybe you'd like to go with me on this whale watch. It's incredible out there.  1319 01:01:33,771 --> 01:01:35,731  I mean, first of all, it's, like, a half hour out on the boat,  1320 01:01:35,856 --> 01:01:39,151  which is beautiful, and you're looking over the expanse of the ocean.  1321 01:01:39,235 --> 01:01:42,071  And... (CLEARS THROAT) It's a very, uh...  1322 01:01:42,196 --> 01:01:43,864  Romantic would be the wrong word.  1323 01:01:43,989 --> 01:01:48,202  Just a serene pleasant time, and I think it'll perk up your interest in class.  1324 01:01:48,285 --> 01:01:49,662  You wanna go?  1325 01:01:49,745 --> 01:01:51,205  Yeah.  1326 01:01:49,745 --> 01:01:51,205  (BOTH CHUCKLING)  1327 01:01:51,288 --> 01:01:52,957  All right. Well, let's see.  1328 01:01:53,082 --> 01:01:54,208  So it's like another date.  1329 01:01:54,333 --> 01:01:56,293  No, I would say more of a low-pressure, low-key,  1330 01:01:56,377 --> 01:01:58,796  kind of just a couple of friends hanging out.  1331 01:01:58,879 --> 01:02:01,090  I'd really be interested in that. Seriously.  1332 01:02:01,173 --> 01:02:03,259  I read Moby Dick.  1333 01:02:01,173 --> 01:02:03,259  Okay.  1334 01:02:04,385 --> 01:02:07,847  (CHATTER ON PA)  1335 01:02:13,394 --> 01:02:15,104  Hi.  1336 01:02:15,229 --> 01:02:18,149  (CHATTER CONTINUES ON PA)  1337 01:02:20,192 --> 01:02:21,652  (SIGHS)  1338 01:02:21,777 --> 01:02:23,404  Bob's gay.  1339 01:02:24,822 --> 01:02:26,657  He is?  1340 01:02:24,822 --> 01:02:26,657  Yeah.  1341 01:02:26,741 --> 01:02:29,034  He came out on our last date.  1342 01:02:29,118 --> 01:02:33,164  That whole macho thing... That was, like, this huge cover-up.  1343 01:02:33,247 --> 01:02:34,457  (MIMICS FLYING)  1344 01:02:35,624 --> 01:02:37,084  I'm sorry.  1345 01:02:37,209 --> 01:02:40,504  Uh... You were right. I made, like, this huge mistake.  1346 01:02:40,588 --> 01:02:42,506  It's just that Bob was there,  1347 01:02:42,590 --> 01:02:44,967  and I thought that that was my only choice.  1348 01:02:45,050 --> 01:02:48,679  You know, with men there's always... There's a choice.  1349 01:02:48,804 --> 01:02:51,640  It's just a really weak selection.  1350 01:02:51,724 --> 01:02:53,684  The only person that can make you happy is yourself.  1351 01:02:53,809 --> 01:02:57,229  I know that sounds really hokey, but I'm finding that to be true.  1352 01:02:57,313 --> 01:02:59,774  Yeah. Don't you just hate men?  1353 01:02:59,899 --> 01:03:04,236  Oh, God, I wish I did. That would make my life so much easier.  1354 01:03:04,361 --> 01:03:06,697  Who's got the malaria patient in room 18?  1355 01:03:06,781 --> 01:03:07,990  He's mine.  1356 01:03:08,073 --> 01:03:11,702  Oh, to have been a mosquito upon that man's cheek. Oh!  1357 01:03:13,871 --> 01:03:14,914  ERIN: Mr. de Silva, you're dressed?  1358 01:03:15,039 --> 01:03:17,082  Yes, I...  1359 01:03:15,039 --> 01:03:17,082  I need to give you a gamma globulin shot.  1360 01:03:17,208 --> 01:03:18,918  Would you take off your pants, please?  1361 01:03:19,001 --> 01:03:21,003  I had all my shots yesterday.  1362 01:03:21,086 --> 01:03:23,005  Not this one.  1363 01:03:23,130 --> 01:03:24,799  Just take off my pants?  1364 01:03:23,130 --> 01:03:24,799  Yes, sir.  1365 01:03:24,882 --> 01:03:26,842  Just my pants, right?  1366 01:03:24,882 --> 01:03:26,842  Just your pants.  1367 01:03:26,926 --> 01:03:28,594  Okay. (LAUGHS)  1368 01:03:31,972 --> 01:03:34,475  (HUMMING BOSSA NOVA TUNE)  1369 01:03:36,727 --> 01:03:39,104  (SINGING IN PORTUGUESE)  1370 01:03:48,364 --> 01:03:50,282  You like bossa nova?  1371 01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:54,453  This gonna hurt?  1372 01:03:54,578 --> 01:03:57,122  It's gonna be painful sitting down for a little while.  1373 01:03:57,248 --> 01:03:59,416  My flight is on Friday.  1374 01:03:59,500 --> 01:04:01,961  Where did you contract the malaria?  1375 01:04:02,086 --> 01:04:04,588  It was in Bolivia. I was on expedition.  1376 01:04:04,672 --> 01:04:08,467  I'm a musicologist. I collect ethnic folk songs.  1377 01:04:08,592 --> 01:04:11,387  I'm going to Sao Paulo for a holiday.  1378 01:04:11,470 --> 01:04:13,639  You like my country's music, right?  1379 01:04:13,722 --> 01:04:15,683  I can tell there is a little bit of Brazil in you.  1380 01:04:15,808 --> 01:04:17,017  Oh, yeah?  1381 01:04:15,808 --> 01:04:17,017  Mmm-hmm.  1382 01:04:17,101 --> 01:04:19,937  See, you are sad and happy.  1383 01:04:20,020 --> 01:04:21,814  You don't smile, but you are content.  1384 01:04:21,897 --> 01:04:23,482  You are sad and happy at the same time.  1385 01:04:23,566 --> 01:04:26,193  In Brazil, we have a term for that. It is saudade.  1386 01:04:26,318 --> 01:04:30,447  It's like... It's melancholy, nostalgia. It's very bossa nova.  1387 01:04:31,323 --> 01:04:34,118  (SINGING IN PORTUGUESE)  1388 01:04:37,746 --> 01:04:39,123  (GROANS)  1389 01:04:39,748 --> 01:04:40,791  It means...  1390 01:04:40,875 --> 01:04:44,461  Sadness has no end. Happiness does.  1391 01:04:45,671 --> 01:04:46,881  I like that song.  1392 01:04:46,964 --> 01:04:49,091  Yes, it's a very good song.  1393 01:04:49,216 --> 01:04:50,634  Listen, there's a club in Somerville  1394 01:04:50,718 --> 01:04:52,887  that plays Brazilian music if you are interested.  1395 01:04:52,970 --> 01:04:54,263  I work the night shift.  1396 01:04:54,388 --> 01:04:56,307  Well, what time do you get out?  1397 01:05:02,021 --> 01:05:04,440  I'm sorry. That was very forward of me.  1398 01:05:04,565 --> 01:05:06,442  I do not ever, ever...  1399 01:05:06,525 --> 01:05:08,444  Show me your hands.  1400 01:05:10,613 --> 01:05:12,031  I'm not married.  1401 01:05:12,114 --> 01:05:14,074  Well, you might have taken it off and put it in your wallet.  1402 01:05:14,199 --> 01:05:15,534  You know, men do that.  1403 01:05:15,618 --> 01:05:16,994  I'm not that kind of man.  1404 01:05:17,077 --> 01:05:21,665  My wallet just has pieces of paper and lots of plastic.  1405 01:05:21,790 --> 01:05:24,919  I'm becoming a plastic person, I have so much plastic...  1406 01:05:25,002 --> 01:05:27,504  I get out at 7:30 in the morning.  1407 01:05:31,216 --> 01:05:34,428  Well, my name is Andre de Silva.  1408 01:05:34,511 --> 01:05:37,723  And it was a pleasure having you care for me, uh... What?  1409 01:05:38,641 --> 01:05:40,768  Erin.  1410 01:05:38,641 --> 01:05:40,768  Erin. Yes.  1411 01:05:40,851 --> 01:05:44,688  You should have said it was a pain in the ass. An American would have.  1412 01:05:44,772 --> 01:05:46,357  Yes. (CHUCKLES)  1413 01:05:47,566 --> 01:05:49,360  Yes, yes.  1414 01:05:49,443 --> 01:05:52,196  I know, but I am Brazilian, and we...  1415 01:06:03,749 --> 01:06:04,959  Erin.  1416 01:06:17,012 --> 01:06:19,014  See ya, Alan.  1417 01:06:17,012 --> 01:06:19,014  All right, Stu.  1418 01:06:19,098 --> 01:06:20,641  Take care, Stu.  1419 01:06:19,098 --> 01:06:20,641  All right. See ya later.  1420 01:06:20,724 --> 01:06:22,059  Hey, Alan.  1421 01:06:20,724 --> 01:06:22,059  Hey, Ben.  1422 01:06:22,142 --> 01:06:24,144  They want to see you up in administration.  1423 01:06:25,062 --> 01:06:26,355  Yeah.  1424 01:06:28,023 --> 01:06:29,483  WOMAN:   Sit down.  1425 01:06:31,819 --> 01:06:32,987  (SIGHS)  1426 01:06:35,531 --> 01:06:39,535  We're all a little distracted because of this latest incident.  1427 01:06:39,618 --> 01:06:42,746  Attendance has skyrocketed because of all this publicity.  1428 01:06:42,830 --> 01:06:45,958  But all the kids want to see now is the piranha exhibit.  1429 01:06:46,083 --> 01:06:47,710  Poor Puff, eh?  1430 01:06:49,837 --> 01:06:52,464  You volunteer a lot of hours here, Alan.  1431 01:06:52,548 --> 01:06:54,008  It's well worth it, Miss Shebola.  1432 01:06:54,133 --> 01:06:57,428  We think so too. We'd like to start paying you for them.  1433 01:06:57,511 --> 01:06:59,847  It's great, because I could really use the money.  1434 01:06:59,930 --> 01:07:04,977  Yuri Spinov needs a part-time assistant in physical plant. He recommended you.  1435 01:07:05,102 --> 01:07:07,479  We know it's a change from what you've been doing.  1436 01:07:07,563 --> 01:07:09,732  But it will put you on staff.  1437 01:07:12,067 --> 01:07:13,318  (SIGHS)  1438 01:07:13,402 --> 01:07:15,738  Well, I'll have to just think about it a little bit.  1439 01:07:15,821 --> 01:07:18,240  Of course. Let us know by Monday?  1440 01:07:19,241 --> 01:07:21,535  Okay. (CLICKS TONGUE)  1441 01:07:21,994 --> 01:07:23,287  ERIN: Oh, God.  1442 01:07:23,412 --> 01:07:26,457  ANDRE: This is to South American men with good sweaters.  1443 01:07:28,792 --> 01:07:30,127  But you should go back.  1444 01:07:30,252 --> 01:07:31,336  Hmm.  1445 01:07:30,252 --> 01:07:31,336  You really should.  1446 01:07:31,462 --> 01:07:33,255  The people are so wonderful.  1447 01:07:33,380 --> 01:07:35,382  That spirit... You don't find it anywhere else.  1448 01:07:35,466 --> 01:07:39,636  And... And the land. The... The beaches are wonderful.  1449 01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:41,096  Someday, I will go back.  1450 01:07:41,180 --> 01:07:42,723  You should go back. I'm going back.  1451 01:07:42,848 --> 01:07:44,433  Yeah, why?  1452 01:07:44,516 --> 01:07:46,185  This city...  1453 01:07:46,310 --> 01:07:51,648  It's all schools and hospitals and bars and graveyards.  1454 01:07:51,774 --> 01:07:55,903  The young people here, all they do is... They study, and they drink.  1455 01:07:56,028 --> 01:07:58,822  It's terrible. I think one school year should be spent,  1456 01:07:58,906 --> 01:08:03,368  you know, by the ocean walking with someone that they love very much.  1457 01:08:04,286 --> 01:08:06,789  Eating fried fish by the, uh...  1458 01:08:07,915 --> 01:08:09,875  (CHUCKLES)  1459 01:08:09,958 --> 01:08:12,419  Anyway, you should go back. You should go there.  1460 01:08:12,503 --> 01:08:13,754  I think you should be somewhere warm.  1461 01:08:13,837 --> 01:08:15,297  I think it would be good for your heart.  1462 01:08:15,380 --> 01:08:16,799  I don't know. I...  1463 01:08:16,882 --> 01:08:20,135  I guess I feel that if I left right now, I would be running away.  1464 01:08:20,219 --> 01:08:22,054  Running away? I don't understand.  1465 01:08:22,179 --> 01:08:23,722  If you're running away, somebody's chasing you.  1466 01:08:23,847 --> 01:08:26,600  So what is it that's chasing you, huh?  1467 01:08:29,186 --> 01:08:30,187  Uh...  1468 01:08:29,186 --> 01:08:30,187  Ah!  1469 01:08:30,270 --> 01:08:32,064  Personal business. I understand.  1470 01:08:32,189 --> 01:08:33,649  So let's make a toast.  1471 01:08:33,732 --> 01:08:36,443  To perhaps the most beautiful woman that ever lived.  1472 01:08:36,527 --> 01:08:37,778  Oh, no.  1473 01:08:36,527 --> 01:08:37,778  Yes.  1474 01:08:37,861 --> 01:08:39,363  The most beautiful woman that ever lived, which is you.  1475 01:08:39,446 --> 01:08:40,572  Let's not confuse matters.  1476 01:08:40,656 --> 01:08:42,741  And to me, the greatest man that ever lived.  1477 01:08:42,866 --> 01:08:44,535  (LAUGHS) Okay.  1478 01:08:42,866 --> 01:08:44,535  (CHUCKLES)  1479 01:08:45,285 --> 01:08:46,870  Cheers.  1480 01:08:48,997 --> 01:08:50,415  (GROANS)  1481 01:08:48,997 --> 01:08:50,415  Oh, geez.  1482 01:08:50,499 --> 01:08:52,626  I'm going to buy you the most expensive  1483 01:08:52,709 --> 01:08:55,671  $5 bottle of wine you ever saw.  1484 01:09:14,189 --> 01:09:15,440  (SIGHING)  1485 01:09:28,537 --> 01:09:33,167  Look what I got us. A bottle of wine and a corkscrew. Hey.  1486 01:09:39,464 --> 01:09:41,341  (HUMMING SOFTLY)  1487 01:09:45,929 --> 01:09:48,098  No, no, no. Don't, don't.  1488 01:09:49,892 --> 01:09:52,144  (SIGHS) I need to get some air.  1489 01:09:52,269 --> 01:09:55,355  I need to get out of here.  1490 01:09:55,439 --> 01:09:57,858  MAN ON PA:   Grab your binoculars and cameras, folks,  1491 01:09:57,941 --> 01:09:59,067  and get up on the deck,  1492 01:09:59,193 --> 01:10:01,195  because in another few minutes, we'll be entering  1493 01:10:01,278 --> 01:10:02,946  the humpback whale feeding grounds.  1494 01:10:03,071 --> 01:10:05,741  What we have here, is hands down the best whale watching...  1495 01:10:05,824 --> 01:10:07,534  (GROANING)  1496 01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:09,494  You all right?  1497 01:10:09,578 --> 01:10:12,706  My stomach is just, like, wobbly-gobbly.  1498 01:10:12,789 --> 01:10:15,667  You know what's good? Just look out there on the horizon.  1499 01:10:15,751 --> 01:10:17,419  Where?  1500 01:10:15,751 --> 01:10:17,419  The horizon  1501 01:10:17,544 --> 01:10:19,671  would be where the land and the sea meet.  1502 01:10:19,796 --> 01:10:22,549  Right. Just look directly out there and take a couple of deep...  1503 01:10:22,674 --> 01:10:24,343  Okay.  1504 01:10:22,674 --> 01:10:24,343  ALAN: Can you breathe deeply?  1505 01:10:24,426 --> 01:10:26,845  (BREATHING DEEPLY)  1506 01:10:24,426 --> 01:10:26,845  Feeling a little better now?  1507 01:10:27,429 --> 01:10:29,181  Huh. Whoa.  1508 01:10:29,306 --> 01:10:30,766  MAN ON PA:   Look at that!  1509 01:10:29,306 --> 01:10:30,766  (CROWD EXCLAIMING)  1510 01:10:30,849 --> 01:10:32,017  Spectacular!  1511 01:10:32,851 --> 01:10:34,269  Oh, shit!  1512 01:10:34,353 --> 01:10:37,564  Alan, I'm really sorry. I'm being such a drag.  1513 01:10:37,648 --> 01:10:39,483  I'm keeping you from watching the fish.  1514 01:10:39,608 --> 01:10:41,276  You know what? Why don't you just go up there?  1515 01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:42,611  I'll be all right here.  1516 01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:42,611  No, no, no, no.  1517 01:10:42,736 --> 01:10:44,321  No, go.  1518 01:10:42,736 --> 01:10:44,321  No, I wouldn't dream of it.  1519 01:10:44,404 --> 01:10:45,447  No, I feel really bad.  1520 01:10:45,530 --> 01:10:47,324  It's just like a once-in-a-lifetime thing.  1521 01:10:47,407 --> 01:10:49,243  It's not a big deal. No, I'm just kidding.  1522 01:10:49,326 --> 01:10:51,745  I'll come back out when you're feeling better.  1523 01:10:51,870 --> 01:10:53,372  Yeah?  1524 01:10:51,870 --> 01:10:53,372  Without you,  1525 01:10:53,455 --> 01:10:55,791  but I'll come back out.  1526 01:10:53,455 --> 01:10:55,791  Oh, you. Tsk.  1527 01:10:59,544 --> 01:11:01,296  You know what? I'm really not feeling very well.  1528 01:11:01,421 --> 01:11:03,090  I think I should just walk myself home.  1529 01:11:03,173 --> 01:11:06,635  (STUTTERING) No, I think you should stay. It's fine.  1530 01:11:06,718 --> 01:11:08,595  I don't think I'm going to be very good company right now.  1531 01:11:08,679 --> 01:11:11,473  No, this is... This is the perfect company.  1532 01:11:12,641 --> 01:11:14,559  Look... Look at the water.  1533 01:11:15,477 --> 01:11:17,771  That's very beautiful. Like... Like you.  1534 01:11:17,854 --> 01:11:19,356  See, it's... You can be alone,  1535 01:11:19,481 --> 01:11:22,484  but to be alone with someone else who is alone...  1536 01:11:22,609 --> 01:11:25,487  Alone together... That... That is perfect.  1537 01:11:26,738 --> 01:11:28,657  Do you know what I mean?  1538 01:11:26,738 --> 01:11:28,657  I know what you mean.  1539 01:11:28,740 --> 01:11:31,159  Relaxation is everything. It's the answer.  1540 01:11:31,285 --> 01:11:33,287  (SIGHS)  1541 01:11:31,285 --> 01:11:33,287  See, what relaxes you?  1542 01:11:33,370 --> 01:11:35,163  Tell me. You, um...  1543 01:11:35,998 --> 01:11:37,499  You like to fly, right?  1544 01:11:37,624 --> 01:11:39,543  (CHUCKLING) I am terrified of flying.  1545 01:11:39,626 --> 01:11:41,878  Oh, perfect. So you are in a two-seater,  1546 01:11:41,962 --> 01:11:43,588  and it is being flown by my father,  1547 01:11:43,672 --> 01:11:46,383  who weighs 462 pounds, because he lost 10.  1548 01:11:46,508 --> 01:11:49,177  And he can't see out of his right eye... His left...  1549 01:11:49,303 --> 01:11:51,638  It changes. And the plane goes like this.  1550 01:11:51,763 --> 01:11:53,724  And there's clouds inside the plane, outside the plane.  1551 01:11:53,849 --> 01:11:56,476  And then all of a sudden, you're getting sick. You're about to scream.  1552 01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:59,062  And then the plane just drops, and you look out the window.  1553 01:11:59,187 --> 01:12:02,232  Then it clears, and there's beautiful sunlight in the plane,  1554 01:12:02,316 --> 01:12:05,193  and you look out, and you see Corcovado.  1555 01:12:05,777 --> 01:12:06,737  Oh!  1556 01:12:06,862 --> 01:12:08,864  And the beaches, and then the plane just glides in.  1557 01:12:08,947 --> 01:12:12,284  The door opens, and you're there. You relax, and it's perfect.  1558 01:12:12,367 --> 01:12:14,536  It's beautiful.  1559 01:12:12,367 --> 01:12:14,536  Yes, very beautiful.  1560 01:12:17,414 --> 01:12:20,000  So why don't you come with me?  1561 01:12:20,083 --> 01:12:21,668  To Sao Paulo?  1562 01:12:24,921 --> 01:12:25,922  You're joking.  1563 01:12:26,006 --> 01:12:28,091  No, I'm not joking.  1564 01:12:30,260 --> 01:12:32,846  God! Look at your tattoo.  1565 01:12:30,260 --> 01:12:32,846  Mmm-hmm.  1566 01:12:32,929 --> 01:12:36,475  That is, like, so cool. That's like Popeye. (CHUCKLING)  1567 01:12:37,059 --> 01:12:38,435  It's really hard.  1568 01:12:38,518 --> 01:12:39,728  You know...  1569 01:12:39,811 --> 01:12:41,438  You know, Julie...  1570 01:12:39,811 --> 01:12:41,438  Yeah?  1571 01:12:41,521 --> 01:12:44,024  Seriously, you know, I know what you're thinking.  1572 01:12:44,107 --> 01:12:45,150  And I mean...  1573 01:12:45,275 --> 01:12:46,610  Yeah?  1574 01:12:45,275 --> 01:12:46,610  Really, I...  1575 01:12:46,693 --> 01:12:48,111  What am I thinking?  1576 01:12:48,236 --> 01:12:49,237  I just invited you out here  1577 01:12:49,363 --> 01:12:52,157  because I wanted you to experience this with me.  1578 01:12:52,240 --> 01:12:53,283  Oh.  1579 01:12:52,240 --> 01:12:53,283  All right? I'm sorry.  1580 01:12:53,367 --> 01:12:54,659  I don't wanna hurt your feelings.  1581 01:12:54,785 --> 01:12:57,120  So you don't have any desire to kiss me or anything?  1582 01:12:57,245 --> 01:12:58,705  Oh, no, no.  1583 01:12:58,789 --> 01:13:00,832  You don't?  1584 01:12:58,789 --> 01:13:00,832  No, of course, I have a desire to kiss you.  1585 01:13:00,916 --> 01:13:03,752  But I just think it would be best...  1586 01:13:00,916 --> 01:13:03,752  I like you.  1587 01:13:03,835 --> 01:13:04,961  A lot.  1588 01:13:07,172 --> 01:13:08,924  Oh, I like you a lot too.  1589 01:13:09,049 --> 01:13:09,925  You do?  1590 01:13:09,049 --> 01:13:09,925  Yeah.  1591 01:13:10,258 --> 01:13:11,593  Geez...  1592 01:13:14,554 --> 01:13:15,931  I will take care of everything. Visa...  1593 01:13:16,014 --> 01:13:18,100  I can't believe you're asking me this. We're strangers.  1594 01:13:18,183 --> 01:13:19,518  We are not strangers.  1595 01:13:19,601 --> 01:13:21,770  I have known you at least two lifetimes that I know of.  1596 01:13:21,853 --> 01:13:23,438  Oh, don't give me that bullshit, please.  1597 01:13:23,522 --> 01:13:25,148  How is that bullshit? I know how you feel.  1598 01:13:25,232 --> 01:13:26,691  I don't know what I feel.  1599 01:13:26,817 --> 01:13:29,277  I have to spend Thanksgiving with my mother in Manhattan.  1600 01:13:29,361 --> 01:13:32,406  No, no, that's wrong. Forget your mother.  1601 01:13:32,989 --> 01:13:34,157  I love my mother.  1602 01:13:34,282 --> 01:13:36,785  Yes, I love your mother...  1603 01:13:36,910 --> 01:13:39,746  I don't know her. When I know her, I will love her but...  1604 01:13:39,830 --> 01:13:42,374  Do this for you, darling. Please, come.  1605 01:13:42,499 --> 01:13:44,626  No, no, no, no.  1606 01:13:42,499 --> 01:13:44,626  Oh, yes.  1607 01:13:45,335 --> 01:13:47,295  Yes, come for a little bit.  1608 01:14:04,187 --> 01:14:06,064  I don't think this is really gonna work out like this.  1609 01:14:06,148 --> 01:14:07,732  Why?  1610 01:14:06,148 --> 01:14:07,732  I mean...  1611 01:14:15,198 --> 01:14:18,118  (STAMMERING) I just want this to mean something.  1612 01:14:18,201 --> 01:14:19,703  It means a lot to me.  1613 01:14:27,127 --> 01:14:29,379  I'm gonna walk myself home from here.  1614 01:14:31,381 --> 01:14:33,842  Listen, I leave in three days.  1615 01:14:40,932 --> 01:14:42,309  Three days.  1616 01:14:43,685 --> 01:14:45,228  I fly planes.  1617 01:14:47,105 --> 01:14:49,232  I was adopted. My father... That's not my father.  1618 01:14:49,357 --> 01:14:51,193  I'm not going to get fat.  1619 01:15:15,050 --> 01:15:16,301  (CHUCKLING) Hey.  1620 01:15:16,426 --> 01:15:17,594  Hi.  1621 01:15:18,303 --> 01:15:20,013  You cut your hair.  1622 01:15:20,096 --> 01:15:21,348  (LAUGHS) Yeah.  1623 01:15:25,018 --> 01:15:25,936  Uh...  1624 01:15:26,770 --> 01:15:29,397  Well, we finished the job.  1625 01:15:29,481 --> 01:15:32,817  We stopped them from building the dam. We saved the land,  1626 01:15:32,901 --> 01:15:35,737  the reservation, the river, everything.  1627 01:15:35,862 --> 01:15:38,156  What are you doing in Boston?  1628 01:15:39,115 --> 01:15:40,951  Uh, well...  1629 01:15:42,494 --> 01:15:45,497  We... We saved the burial grounds.  1630 01:15:45,580 --> 01:15:47,791  And the Tantoonis were very grateful.  1631 01:15:47,874 --> 01:15:52,087  They were so grateful that they decided to build a casino on it.  1632 01:15:54,047 --> 01:15:56,967  You know? It's just all about money.  1633 01:15:58,260 --> 01:16:00,762  You know, my heart isn't in it anymore.  1634 01:16:00,887 --> 01:16:04,766  It was just really lonely down there.  1635 01:16:04,891 --> 01:16:08,311  I really missed you, and I'm wrong.  1636 01:16:09,813 --> 01:16:11,565  You're the one...  1637 01:16:13,483 --> 01:16:15,986  Who doesn't need to change.  1638 01:16:16,111 --> 01:16:18,280  I'm the one who needs to change.  1639 01:16:20,448 --> 01:16:22,659  I don't want you to change.  1640 01:16:23,910 --> 01:16:26,538  I mean, don't ever change.  1641 01:16:26,663 --> 01:16:28,540  You know what I mean.  1642 01:16:47,934 --> 01:16:49,686  (WATER BUBBLING)  1643 01:17:02,824 --> 01:17:04,784  (KEYBOARD KEYS CLICKING)  1644 01:18:03,885 --> 01:18:06,554  TEACHER: Come on.  1645 01:18:03,885 --> 01:18:06,554  JULIE: The paper.  1646 01:18:06,638 --> 01:18:09,015  TEACHER: This better be good. Did you spell-check this?  1647 01:18:09,099 --> 01:18:10,517  JULIE: I spell-checked it.  1648 01:18:10,642 --> 01:18:12,686  I slaved for hours.  1649 01:18:10,642 --> 01:18:12,686  All right.  1650 01:18:12,811 --> 01:18:15,689  I'm trying to make what we've got together mean something.  1651 01:18:15,772 --> 01:18:18,316  I know. It means everything.  1652 01:18:20,276 --> 01:18:21,569  (PAPER FALLS)  1653 01:18:27,325 --> 01:18:28,868  (JULIE LAUGHING)  1654 01:18:32,956 --> 01:18:35,208  (BOSSA NOVA MUSIC PLAYING)  1655 01:18:41,423 --> 01:18:42,841  WOMAN:   ♪ Stay  1656 01:18:46,136 --> 01:18:50,515  ♪ And we'll make Such sweet music  1657 01:18:51,891 --> 01:18:54,060  ♪ Come hear the lovebird  1658 01:18:54,144 --> 01:18:56,396  ♪ He's just out my window  1659 01:18:57,105 --> 01:18:59,065  ♪ We'll hear the night sing  1660 01:18:59,149 --> 01:19:02,152  ♪ And I'll make A star glow  1661 01:19:02,235 --> 01:19:05,447  In northern Brazil, people who believe in Candomble,  1662 01:19:05,572 --> 01:19:09,242  they offer this to the goddess of the sea, Iemanja.  1663 01:19:09,367 --> 01:19:13,538  Now, there is also supposed to be fried fish. I thought better of it.  1664 01:19:15,165 --> 01:19:17,751  Um... What is this offering for?  1665 01:19:18,752 --> 01:19:20,170  Good luck.  1666 01:19:24,716 --> 01:19:26,259  What is this?  1667 01:19:27,844 --> 01:19:29,679  I leave tomorrow morning.  1668 01:19:29,763 --> 01:19:32,807  Erin, will you come with me?  1669 01:19:33,850 --> 01:19:35,643  You are crazy.  1670 01:19:37,395 --> 01:19:39,856  Yes, crazy for you.  1671 01:19:39,939 --> 01:19:42,233  WOMAN:   ♪ The time is running  1672 01:19:42,317 --> 01:19:45,153  ♪ Take everything Life can give you  1673 01:19:45,236 --> 01:19:48,907  ♪ You know it's there So take it, Even fake it  1674 01:19:48,990 --> 01:19:51,242  ♪ Till it comes true ♪  1675 01:19:59,292 --> 01:20:01,711  MAN ON PA:   There goes Swifty!  1676 01:20:01,836 --> 01:20:03,421  (BELL RINGS)  1677 01:20:04,798 --> 01:20:06,382  One, two, three.  1678 01:20:06,466 --> 01:20:10,428  FRANKIE: A lot of worry about nothing. Busted blood vessel or somethin'.  1679 01:20:10,512 --> 01:20:12,263  Guess I gotta lighten up on the booze, huh?  1680 01:20:12,347 --> 01:20:14,974  That's great, Frank. You know, I'm really glad you're gonna live.  1681 01:20:15,099 --> 01:20:18,228  But actually, I just came by to give you this.  1682 01:20:20,855 --> 01:20:23,107  This is way more than just one installment.  1683 01:20:23,233 --> 01:20:24,484  I got a part-time job,  1684 01:20:24,567 --> 01:20:28,780  and I'm getting you off my back once and for all, all right?  1685 01:20:28,863 --> 01:20:30,240  Hey, Frank, what the hell are you doin'?  1686 01:20:30,365 --> 01:20:32,408  (CHUCKLING) Certain associates of mine  1687 01:20:32,492 --> 01:20:36,037  really appreciated what you did, how it all worked out.  1688 01:20:36,120 --> 01:20:40,667  The attendance at the aquarium has doubled. It didn't work out.  1689 01:20:41,584 --> 01:20:44,504  The point is, you worked out, Alan.  1690 01:20:45,129 --> 01:20:47,006  (PAPER TEARING)  1691 01:20:45,129 --> 01:20:47,006  And this  1692 01:20:47,590 --> 01:20:48,800  is your reward.  1693 01:20:52,846 --> 01:20:56,015  Hey, Arty! This is my boy, Alan.  1694 01:20:56,099 --> 01:20:58,226  Alan, say hello to Mr. Lesser.  1695 01:20:58,351 --> 01:21:00,353  Oh, yeah. It's good to finally meet ya.  1696 01:21:00,436 --> 01:21:03,690  Frankie's told me a lot about ya. He said you were a student.  1697 01:21:03,815 --> 01:21:06,317  You look like you've been out of short pants for a while now.  1698 01:21:06,401 --> 01:21:08,194  What are you, 40, 41?  1699 01:21:08,319 --> 01:21:09,529  No, I'm 35.  1700 01:21:09,988 --> 01:21:11,865  ARTY: 35, huh?  1701 01:21:13,199 --> 01:21:16,452  You're at a pivotal junction in your life, Alan.  1702 01:21:18,788 --> 01:21:20,832  It's good to have you aboard.  1703 01:21:21,791 --> 01:21:23,418  MAN ON PA:   Greyhounds now entering the...  1704 01:21:23,501 --> 01:21:27,130  Frankie, we got a wacko down on the new waterfront place there.  1705 01:21:27,213 --> 01:21:29,424  Come on! He's makin' waves. Do somethin'.  1706 01:21:29,549 --> 01:21:31,926  Or maybe use this new guy here? Send him down.  1707 01:21:32,010 --> 01:21:34,387  FRANK: I'll get on it right away, Mr. Lesser.  1708 01:21:34,470 --> 01:21:36,055  (DOOR CLOSES)  1709 01:21:36,180 --> 01:21:38,474  MAN ON PA: Number five, Satin Flame, 70 pounds.  1710 01:21:40,310 --> 01:21:43,313  Number six, Burden's Drought, 73.  1711 01:21:43,396 --> 01:21:44,939  (DOGS WHIMPERING)  1712 01:21:45,815 --> 01:21:48,902  Number seven, It Is Gently, 72.  1713 01:21:50,862 --> 01:21:53,406  Number eight, Jar Man, 75.  1714 01:21:55,533 --> 01:21:58,411  (ANNOUNCER CONTINUES CHATTERING)  1715 01:22:07,587 --> 01:22:09,005  (PHONE RINGING)  1716 01:22:11,424 --> 01:22:13,301  (RINGING CONTINUES)  1717 01:22:16,721 --> 01:22:18,806  Hello?  1718 01:22:16,721 --> 01:22:18,806  ANDRE: Erin, hi.  1719 01:22:18,890 --> 01:22:20,767  It's me. Are you packing?  1720 01:22:20,850 --> 01:22:22,477  Hi.  1721 01:22:20,850 --> 01:22:22,477  Oh, my sweet.  1722 01:22:22,602 --> 01:22:23,686  Yeah, I'm packing.  1723 01:22:23,770 --> 01:22:25,939  You know, I want to come over and help you pack.  1724 01:22:26,022 --> 01:22:27,273  We should pack together.  1725 01:22:27,357 --> 01:22:28,900  Um... No, no. No, don't.  1726 01:22:29,025 --> 01:22:32,111  I'm sorry, darling. I get so eager to see you.  1727 01:22:32,195 --> 01:22:34,280  I'll see you at the airport tomorrow.  1728 01:22:34,364 --> 01:22:36,908  I'll be there in the morning.  1729 01:22:37,033 --> 01:22:39,911  (ANDRE SINGING IN PORTUGUESE)  1730 01:22:45,083 --> 01:22:46,376  What does that mean?  1731 01:22:46,501 --> 01:22:48,878  Ah, what this means, darling...  1732 01:22:49,963 --> 01:22:53,466  It means, "I want your love for me.  1733 01:22:53,549 --> 01:22:56,803  "The two of us like this until the end.  1734 01:22:56,886 --> 01:22:59,681  "I do not want sadness anymore.  1735 01:22:59,764 --> 01:23:01,641  "I will make you happy,  1736 01:23:01,724 --> 01:23:04,560  "and destiny is what tells me this."  1737 01:23:04,644 --> 01:23:07,063  Erin, I will make you smile.  1738 01:23:07,689 --> 01:23:10,066  I swear I will, Erin.  1739 01:23:10,149 --> 01:23:13,319  So, tomorrow at the airport, right?  1740 01:23:13,403 --> 01:23:14,737  Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow.  1741 01:23:14,862 --> 01:23:16,572  Good, and, please, a small bag.  1742 01:23:16,656 --> 01:23:20,034  All you need is toothpaste and a little two-piece...  1743 01:23:59,574 --> 01:24:00,742  (SIGHING)  1744 01:24:07,498 --> 01:24:10,251  (WOMAN SINGING IN PORTUGUESE)  1745 01:24:35,735 --> 01:24:37,070  Puff?  1746 01:24:44,577 --> 01:24:46,162  PIPER: ...what time your train is gonna arrive tomorrow?  1747 01:24:46,287 --> 01:24:48,623  I'm gonna be out all day getting goodies for the feast.  1748 01:24:48,748 --> 01:24:52,543  Oh, it's gonna be so fabulous.  1749 01:24:52,627 --> 01:24:55,463  Everybody's gonna be there. Everybody is dying to see you.  1750 01:24:55,546 --> 01:24:57,465  Dodge is gonna be there. He'd like to meet you.  1751 01:24:57,590 --> 01:25:00,718  Brazil, wow. Does that sound beautiful, huh?  1752 01:25:00,843 --> 01:25:03,304  I hear that's beautiful this time of the year. Brazil.  1753 01:25:03,429 --> 01:25:05,681  That's way past Medford, Brazil.  1754 01:25:10,103 --> 01:25:11,896  DRIVER: What time's your flight?  1755 01:25:12,021 --> 01:25:13,356  ERIN: 9:35.  1756 01:25:13,481 --> 01:25:15,358  You're not gonna make it.  1757 01:25:16,901 --> 01:25:18,236  I'm sorry?  1758 01:25:18,319 --> 01:25:21,280  You're not gonna make it. The tunnel is jammed.  1759 01:25:22,698 --> 01:25:24,951  Oh, I have to make it.  1760 01:25:25,034 --> 01:25:26,994  The tunnel is clogged.  1761 01:25:27,662 --> 01:25:30,331  All right, um...  1762 01:25:30,414 --> 01:25:33,626  All right, take me to Bowdoin Station, the Blue Line.  1763 01:25:37,380 --> 01:25:38,714  (DISTANT THUNDER RUMBLING)  1764 01:25:50,393 --> 01:25:52,061  (PA CHIMING)  1765 01:25:52,145 --> 01:25:53,771  MAN ON PA:   Airport Station next.  1766 01:25:53,855 --> 01:25:58,025  Change here for the airport terminal shuttle. Next stop, Airport.  1767 01:25:58,109 --> 01:25:59,694  (BRAKES SCREECHING)  1768 01:26:35,688 --> 01:26:37,815  This is Airport Station.  1769 01:26:50,745 --> 01:26:52,246  WOMAN: Excuse me.  1770 01:26:52,330 --> 01:26:54,248  I'm trying to get out of here. Why don't you just knock me down?  1771 01:26:57,501 --> 01:26:58,753  Come on!  1772 01:27:05,092 --> 01:27:07,303  MAN ON PA:   This is Airport Station.  1773 01:27:12,808 --> 01:27:15,853  Change here for the airport terminal shuttle.  1774 01:27:30,284 --> 01:27:32,453  This is Airport Station.  1775 01:27:32,536 --> 01:27:36,082  Change here for the Logan Airport terminal shuttle.  1776 01:27:39,877 --> 01:27:42,129  Wonderland Station will be next.  1777 01:27:43,422 --> 01:27:45,383  Next stop, Wonderland.  1778 01:27:56,143 --> 01:27:57,520  Headset?  1779 01:27:58,604 --> 01:27:59,730  In-flight movie?  1780 01:27:59,814 --> 01:28:01,774  MAN: Yes. Thank you.  1781 01:28:02,191 --> 01:28:03,234  Headset?  1782 01:28:03,359 --> 01:28:05,528  WOMAN: Yes, please.  1783 01:28:05,611 --> 01:28:06,696  In-flight movie?  1784 01:28:06,779 --> 01:28:09,907  None for me, thanks, and none for the lady.  1785 01:28:11,075 --> 01:28:12,868  Headset?  1786 01:28:11,075 --> 01:28:12,868  MAN: Yes.  1787 01:28:15,413 --> 01:28:18,332  So... (CLEARS THROAT) You are traveling alone?  1788 01:28:19,375 --> 01:28:20,751  Yes.  1789 01:28:19,375 --> 01:28:20,751  Mmm.  1790 01:28:21,752 --> 01:28:23,087  And you?  1791 01:28:23,629 --> 01:28:25,840  Uh... Yes.  1792 01:28:27,425 --> 01:28:28,968  It seems...  1793 01:28:29,051 --> 01:28:30,636  Always alone.  1794 01:28:33,097 --> 01:28:34,890  You travel for business?  1795 01:28:35,433 --> 01:28:37,935  No, no, for pleasure.  1796 01:28:38,019 --> 01:28:39,729  Ah! Pleasure.  1797 01:28:41,731 --> 01:28:44,233  Well, you must like my country's music then.  1798 01:28:44,692 --> 01:28:46,652  Yes, I do.  1799 01:28:47,153 --> 01:28:51,490  (SINGING IN PORTUGUESE)  1800 01:28:57,747 --> 01:28:59,790  That's beautiful.  1801 01:28:57,747 --> 01:28:59,790  (CHUCKLING)  1802 01:29:00,374 --> 01:29:02,251  But what does it mean?  1803 01:29:03,669 --> 01:29:06,756  Ah, what this means... May I?  1804 01:29:09,216 --> 01:29:11,218  It means this, darling.  1805 01:29:12,595 --> 01:29:14,513  ♪ So close your eyes  1806 01:29:14,597 --> 01:29:17,641  ♪ For that's a lovely way to be  1807 01:29:19,185 --> 01:29:22,855  ♪ Aware of things your heart alone  1808 01:29:22,980 --> 01:29:25,107  ♪ Was meant to see  1809 01:29:26,275 --> 01:29:27,401  Over there?  1810 01:29:26,275 --> 01:29:27,401  Right over here.  1811 01:29:27,526 --> 01:29:29,862  ♪ The fundamental loneliness goes  1812 01:29:29,945 --> 01:29:33,366  ♪ Whenever two can dream A dream together ♪  1813 01:29:35,743 --> 01:29:37,286  Feeling a little better?  1814 01:29:35,743 --> 01:29:37,286  Yeah, a little.  1815 01:29:37,370 --> 01:29:38,829  Thanks. I...  1816 01:29:38,913 --> 01:29:39,622  This way.  1817 01:29:39,747 --> 01:29:41,123  I'm sorry about that. I...  1818 01:29:41,207 --> 01:29:42,291  No, no, no. That's...  1819 01:29:42,416 --> 01:29:43,667  That's totally all right.  1820 01:29:42,416 --> 01:29:43,667  I think I just...  1821 01:29:43,751 --> 01:29:46,170  I just needed some air or something.  1822 01:29:46,295 --> 01:29:47,421  The train was so crowded.  1823 01:29:47,546 --> 01:29:50,174  I know, yeah. I mean, that Airport Station is horrible.  1824 01:29:50,257 --> 01:29:51,509  People are, like, shoving.  1825 01:29:50,257 --> 01:29:51,509  Yeah.  1826 01:29:51,592 --> 01:29:53,886  They're in such a rush to get out of there.  1827 01:29:54,720 --> 01:29:56,722  Sit down.  1828 01:29:54,720 --> 01:29:56,722  Thanks.  1829 01:29:56,806 --> 01:29:59,975  Yeah, my father used to bring us to this beach all the time.  1830 01:30:00,059 --> 01:30:02,478  I still come here every day to read, or relax.  1831 01:30:02,561 --> 01:30:04,271  Do you? Every day, that's so nice.  1832 01:30:04,355 --> 01:30:07,983  Well, I think it's important to have some daily ritual in your life  1833 01:30:08,109 --> 01:30:11,487  that gives it a sense of consistency, you know?  1834 01:30:13,197 --> 01:30:14,782  (STAMMERS) Consistency?  1835 01:30:15,783 --> 01:30:17,535  Yeah.  1836 01:30:17,618 --> 01:30:21,122  But, um... Wouldn't you say that,  1837 01:30:21,247 --> 01:30:26,168  "Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds"?  1838 01:30:28,712 --> 01:30:32,299  Well, actually, it's, "A foolish consistency  1839 01:30:32,425 --> 01:30:34,468  "is the hobgoblin of little minds."  1840 01:30:34,593 --> 01:30:37,471  That's Ralph Waldo Emerson.  1841 01:30:34,593 --> 01:30:37,471  Waldo Emerson, right.  1842 01:30:37,555 --> 01:30:39,849  (BOTH CHUCKLE)  1843 01:30:39,932 --> 01:30:42,935  But I don't think coming to a place like this every day is foolish.  1844 01:30:43,018 --> 01:30:45,604  No. No, not at all.  1845 01:30:45,729 --> 01:30:48,315  Because I think it's important sometimes  1846 01:30:48,441 --> 01:30:49,984  just to sit in a quiet place,  1847 01:30:50,067 --> 01:30:52,695  and stare out at the sea and just...  1848 01:30:52,778 --> 01:30:55,156  Contemplate something beautiful.  1849 01:31:01,912 --> 01:31:03,330  It's funny, though. I never realized  1850 01:31:03,414 --> 01:31:05,875  such a beautiful beach was so close to Boston.  1851 01:31:05,958 --> 01:31:07,376  Well, it's not always this nice.  1852 01:31:07,460 --> 01:31:08,794  Hmm.  1853 01:31:16,594 --> 01:31:17,803  Um...  1854 01:31:21,474 --> 01:31:24,268  Well, I guess I better get home.  1855 01:31:25,853 --> 01:31:27,104  You wanna take a walk?  1856 01:31:27,188 --> 01:31:28,522  I'd love it.  1857 01:31:29,190 --> 01:31:30,441  Great.  1858 01:31:29,190 --> 01:31:30,441  Okay.  1859 01:31:31,567 --> 01:31:34,153  Ah, it's right down here.  1860 01:31:34,236 --> 01:31:36,989  WOMAN:   ♪ So close  1861 01:31:38,115 --> 01:31:42,286  ♪ Your eyes  1862 01:31:43,496 --> 01:31:47,374  ♪ For that's a lovely way to be  1863 01:31:51,462 --> 01:31:56,675  ♪ Aware of things your heart alone  1864 01:32:00,262 --> 01:32:02,848  ♪ Was meant to see  1865 01:32:04,808 --> 01:32:09,939  ♪ The fundamental loneliness goes  1866 01:32:11,148 --> 01:32:14,860  ♪ Whenever two can dream a dream  1867 01:32:15,319 --> 01:32:17,196  ♪ Together  1868 01:32:21,408 --> 01:32:24,161  ♪ You can't deny  1869 01:32:26,038 --> 01:32:30,042  ♪ Don't try to fight the rising sea  1870 01:32:33,337 --> 01:32:37,424  ♪ Don't fight the moon  1871 01:32:38,676 --> 01:32:41,845  ♪ The stars above  1872 01:32:42,805 --> 01:32:45,474  ♪ And don't fight me  1873 01:32:47,351 --> 01:32:52,106  ♪ The fundamental loneliness goes  1874 01:32:53,816 --> 01:32:57,111  ♪ Whenever two can dream a dream  1875 01:32:58,028 --> 01:32:59,989  ♪ Together  1876 01:33:06,704 --> 01:33:08,998  ♪ When I saw you first  1877 01:33:10,666 --> 01:33:14,044  ♪ The time was half past 3:00  1878 01:33:18,591 --> 01:33:23,429  ♪ When your eyes met mine  1879 01:33:25,472 --> 01:33:27,891  ♪ It was eternity  1880 01:33:30,561 --> 01:33:35,816  ♪ By now we know  1881 01:33:39,069 --> 01:33:42,948  ♪ The wave is on its way to be  1882 01:33:46,201 --> 01:33:49,622  ♪ Just catch the wave  1883 01:33:49,747 --> 01:33:53,375  ♪ Don't be afraid  1884 01:33:55,711 --> 01:33:58,172  ♪ Of lovin' me  1885 01:34:00,549 --> 01:34:05,763  ♪ The fundamental loneliness goes  1886 01:34:06,972 --> 01:34:12,102  ♪ Whenever two can dream a dream  1887 01:34:13,062 --> 01:34:15,230  ♪ Together  1888 01:34:20,569 --> 01:34:22,863  ♪ Together  1889 01:34:27,201 --> 01:34:29,328  ♪ Together  1890 01:34:34,333 --> 01:34:37,378  ♪ Together ♪  1891 01:34:45,511 --> 01:34:47,680  WOMAN:   ♪ Batucada is free  1892 01:34:47,763 --> 01:34:49,932  ♪ It's the future in me  1893 01:34:50,015 --> 01:34:52,393  ♪ And the rhythm you hear  1894 01:34:53,435 --> 01:34:54,520  ♪ Will make you dance  1895 01:34:54,603 --> 01:34:59,024  ♪ Batucada is strong And it won't make you wrong  1896 01:34:59,149 --> 01:35:02,403  ♪ Till you're lost in the song  1897 01:35:02,528 --> 01:35:04,738  ♪ And in the dance  1898 01:35:04,863 --> 01:35:07,282  (MAN SINGING IN PORTUGUESE)  1899 01:35:15,040 --> 01:35:17,459  WOMAN:   ♪ Batucada is on  1900 01:35:17,543 --> 01:35:19,586  ♪ Batucada, come on  1901 01:35:19,670 --> 01:35:24,174  ♪ Till you're lost in the song And in the dance ♪  1902 01:35:24,258 --> 01:35:26,885  (WOMAN SINGING IN PORTUGUESE)  1903 01:35:28,595 --> 01:35:31,390  (MAN SINGING IN PORTUGUESE)  1904 01:35:34,935 --> 01:35:38,230  (BOTH SINGING IN PORTUGUESE)