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[voices chanting]

2
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[man 1] <i>Germanicus dead.</i>

3
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[funeral priest] <i>Hail, the great
grandfather of Germanicus,</i>

4
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<i>hail Julius Caesar,</i>

5
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<i>now a god!</i>

6
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<i>Hail, the grandfather
of Germanicus,</i>

7
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<i>Augustus Caesar,</i>

8
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<i>now a god!</i>

9
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<i>Behold the ashes of Germanicus</i>

10
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- Murdered!
- Murdered!

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[funeral priest] <i>So
cruelly taken from us</i>

12
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[blackbird squawking]

13
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[funeral priest]
<i>Hail, the father of Germanicus</i>

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<i>Hail Tiberius Caesar</i>

15
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[woman 1]
<i>Who killed Germanicus?</i>

16
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[funeral
priest] <i>Emperor of Rome!</i>

17
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[man 2]
<i>Tiberius! Tiberius! Tiberius!</i>

18
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He's going to kill me

19
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You're safe. You're with me.

20
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He's going to kill us,

21
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just the way he killed
our father, our mother,

22
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and our brothers.

23
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I am not going to die!

24
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You won't.

25
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You're his heir,
there is no one else.

26
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Yes

27
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there's Gemellus

28
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and Claudius

29
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Gemellus is too young,

30
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Claudius is an idiot,

31
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and Tiberius is old.

32
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You will be emperor.

33
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Soon.

34
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And you will be my queen.

35
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You can't marry your sister.

36
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You can in Egypt.

37
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But we're in Rome.

38
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And you are already promised.

39
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[calm music]

40
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[Caligula] I know.

41
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To Ennia.

42
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[Drusilla] Remember,

43
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Macro does command
the Praetorian Guard.

44
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[blackbird cawing]

45
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[blackbird cawing]

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[Drusilla laughing]

47
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[Drusilla] It's only a bird.

48
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[blackbird cawing]

49
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[giggles]

50
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What's it like
with your husband?

51
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What's what like?

52
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[giggles]

53
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He's so fat.

54
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He's disgusting.

55
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[Drusilla] He's not.

56
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He's just large.

57
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But tiny where it counts.

58
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How do you know?

59
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I saw him at the baths.

60
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Poor, poor Drusilla

61
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[Drusilla] You are vile.

62
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[giggles]

63
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[sentry] Password?

64
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[Drusilla] Who's that?

65
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[Macro] Justice.

66
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[suspenseful music]

67
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Prince.

68
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Forgive me, Prince.

69
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I'm not interrupting, am I?

70
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[Caligula] Only my dreams.

71
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Happy dreams?

72
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News from Capri?

73
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The Emperor
commands you to wait upon him.

74
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We sail at first light.

75
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What does he want?

76
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A last look at you, perhaps.

77
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He is seventy-seven.

78
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May he live forever.

79
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How is Ennia?

80
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In love.

81
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In Hell then, as the poet says.

82
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My wife won't be happy
until she sees you in Capri.

83
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Wait outside.

84
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[suspenseful music]

85
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What do
you think all this means?

86
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Take care, Little Boots.

87
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Pray to Isis for me.

88
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[tension music]

89
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[Caligula] Nerva. Dear friend.

90
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Ten years is a long time for
the Emperor to be hidden away.

91
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I should feel a great deal happier
if he were back in Rome, where he belongs.

92
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Tell me, how is the Emperor?

93
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Old, like me.

94
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I mean how is his mood?

95
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Like the weather.

96
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Well, the weather is good today.

97
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Changeable.

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I am told
that during the last month,

99
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seven of my colleagues in the
Senate have been put to death

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for treason.

101
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[screaming in the distance]

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[Caligula] Nine to be exact.

103
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And five of them cheated

104
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they killed themselves.

105
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That wasn't playing fair,

106
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don't you agree, Nerva?

107
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They were all good men.

108
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If they were good men,

109
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how could their beloved Emperor
find them guilty?

110
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You have a gift
for logic, Prince.

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[scream]

112
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[babies crying]

113
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[tension music]

114
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Caligula!

115
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Great Caesar.

116
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Beloved grandfather.

117
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Do your dance, boy.

118
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My dance?

119
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Yes.

120
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The one you delighted the army with
when your father made you its mascot.

121
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Come on, Little Boots.

122
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I've forgotten it, Lord.

123
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Dance for me.

124
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Delight me.

125
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Dance!

126
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[crack of a whip]

127
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All right, come in, all of you!

128
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[rhythmic drums]

129
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[laughs]

130
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[Claudius laughing]

131
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[rhythmic drums]

132
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[Tiberius] Now stop that!

133
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Do you love me?

134
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Yes, Caesar.

135
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[Tiberius] Why do you say such
monstrous things about me at Rome?

136
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But I don't, Caesar. Ever.

137
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[Tiberius] I hear you often pray
devotedly for my death.

138
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By heaven,
Caesar, I swear I do not.

139
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[Tiberius] You do not

140
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in public.

141
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Never, Lord.

142
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[Tiberius] Remember this

143
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that I have let you live.

144
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So far.

145
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My little fishies love me.

146
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Innocence, you see

147
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I protect their innocence.

148
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It is all I can do, for
it is a foul world. Away you go!

149
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Nerva is scowling at us.

150
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Nerva, my friend!

151
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Nerva, help me transform this

152
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young barbarian
into a Roman Caesar.

153
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There have been
three Roman Caesars

154
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Julius, Augustus, and yourself.

155
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Which do you want him to be?

156
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The best!

157
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That would be
your father, Augustus.

158
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You see, Caligula?

159
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I am insulted to my face.

160
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Nerva, dear friend

161
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when I am dead,

162
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watch out for Macro.

163
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I know he hates me.

164
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[Tiberius] Because you are good.

165
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Because you are wise.

166
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Therefore, when I am gone,

167
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watch out for Macro.

168
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[Nerva] I've taken
my precautions, Caesar.

169
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Heaven help Rome

170
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when I die!

171
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I am old.

172
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You will live forever, Lord.

173
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All my family are dead,

174
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but you and me,

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the child Gemellus, and
that uncle, that Claudius thing.

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All the others,
struck down by fate

177
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and it is fate, Little Boots,
that rules us, not any god.

178
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You are a god, Caesar.

179
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No I am not!

180
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Not even when I am dead.

181
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Julius Caesar
and Augustus Cesar,

182
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they are gods.

183
00:18:00,976 --> 00:18:04,738
So say the Senate, and so
the people prefer to believe.

184
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Such myths are useful.

185
00:18:18,959 --> 00:18:20,237
Little Boots

186
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look at you.

187
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I am nursing
a viper in Rome's bosom.

188
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[laughs]

189
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[tension music]

190
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Wine!

191
00:19:15,671 --> 00:19:19,227
Do you think this
boy has been drinking?

192
00:19:19,330 --> 00:19:21,781
I think he's
been drinking, Caesar.

193
00:19:21,884 --> 00:19:23,403
So do I.

194
00:19:23,507 --> 00:19:25,267
- Macro?
- [Macro] Yes, Lord?

195
00:19:28,788 --> 00:19:30,238
Give him more wine.

196
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And waste none.

197
00:19:40,248 --> 00:19:42,526
[Macro] The laces to your boots.

198
00:19:42,629 --> 00:19:44,079
Quick!

199
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And what do
they say of me at Rome?

200
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They miss you, Lord.

201
00:19:49,705 --> 00:19:50,879
And they need you.

202
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I have given most of my life
to the Roman people.

203
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I have fought!

204
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[tension music]

205
00:20:02,131 --> 00:20:03,823
Aren't they lovely?

206
00:20:05,169 --> 00:20:06,343
Yes, Lord.

207
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[sentry grunting]

208
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[Tiberius]
The satyrs are from Illyria.

209
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And this nymph

210
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is from

211
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from where?

212
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[nymph] Britain, lord.

213
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Britain.

214
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Speaking statues!

215
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[Tiberius] And
they can do, as well as speak!

216
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[moans]

217
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[moans]

218
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[Tiberius] Do
you prefer nymphs to satyrs?

219
00:21:16,965 --> 00:21:18,553
I like both.

220
00:21:18,656 --> 00:21:20,934
One needs both, keep healthy.

221
00:21:23,247 --> 00:21:26,250
Rome is a republic, Caligula,

222
00:21:26,354 --> 00:21:28,770
and you and I are
just plain citizens.

223
00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:31,082
More conviction!

224
00:21:31,186 --> 00:21:35,052
[moans intensifying]

225
00:21:35,155 --> 00:21:39,090
[tension music intensifying]

226
00:21:50,378 --> 00:21:53,070
Serve the State, Caligula,

227
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although the people in it
are appalling beasts.

228
00:21:56,625 --> 00:21:58,489
But they love you, Lord.

229
00:21:58,593 --> 00:21:59,593
No.

230
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They hate me.

231
00:22:01,285 --> 00:22:04,046
And they fear
me which is better.

232
00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:07,326
There was no choice, you know.

233
00:22:09,397 --> 00:22:10,536
There was no choice.

234
00:22:10,639 --> 00:22:12,848
[sentry choking on wine]

235
00:22:12,952 --> 00:22:14,367
[Caligula] No choice?

236
00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:18,475
All I wanted was private life.

237
00:22:21,409 --> 00:22:24,066
I did not truly
want to become emperor,

238
00:22:24,170 --> 00:22:25,447
but I had to.

239
00:22:26,241 --> 00:22:27,967
Had to?

240
00:22:28,070 --> 00:22:31,626
If someone else had become emperor,
I would have been killed.

241
00:22:32,558 --> 00:22:34,007
As you will be.

242
00:22:37,735 --> 00:22:38,735
Will be?

243
00:22:48,159 --> 00:22:49,437
[Caligula] Will be, Grand

244
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Will be, Grandfather?

245
00:23:20,744 --> 00:23:22,470
[Tiberius] Would be,

246
00:23:22,573 --> 00:23:24,057
if you were not my heir.

247
00:23:24,782 --> 00:23:27,233
When Rome was just a city,

248
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and we were just citizens,

249
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known to one
another, do you see,

250
00:23:31,064 --> 00:23:33,377
why we were good, frugal,

251
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disciplined, dignified.

252
00:23:35,897 --> 00:23:36,897
We had to be.

253
00:23:37,795 --> 00:23:39,797
Then we conquered the earth.

254
00:23:40,971 --> 00:23:42,455
Amazing, isn't it?

255
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Both boy and girl.

256
00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:48,634
Fortunate creature.

257
00:23:50,981 --> 00:23:52,707
Cost me a fortune.

258
00:23:55,226 --> 00:23:57,021
We found
the world to be wealthy.

259
00:23:57,953 --> 00:23:59,403
So we plundered it

260
00:23:59,507 --> 00:24:02,337
and lost our true character.

261
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:05,927
The Romans I rule
are not what they were.

262
00:24:07,618 --> 00:24:08,861
They lust.

263
00:24:10,207 --> 00:24:12,451
They lust for pleasure, power,

264
00:24:14,107 --> 00:24:16,109
money, other men's wives.

265
00:24:16,972 --> 00:24:17,973
[laughs]

266
00:24:19,527 --> 00:24:21,632
I am a true moralist,

267
00:24:22,771 --> 00:24:24,946
and stern as any Cato.

268
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[moans]

269
00:24:27,776 --> 00:24:30,089
Fate chose me to govern swine.

270
00:24:31,159 --> 00:24:34,542
In my old age
I have become a swineherd!

271
00:24:40,133 --> 00:24:41,480
Well

272
00:24:41,583 --> 00:24:44,379
do you think this boy
has drunk enough wine?

273
00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:46,795
I think he's
had enough, my lord.

274
00:24:46,899 --> 00:24:47,900
So do I.

275
00:24:52,421 --> 00:24:54,078
[moans]

276
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:04,261
Now he is happy.

277
00:25:05,296 --> 00:25:06,470
Homer.

278
00:25:06,574 --> 00:25:07,885
You would not know that,

279
00:25:07,989 --> 00:25:11,233
you were educated
in army camps only.

280
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,996
But you will know enough
to be a swineherd.

281
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:19,103
[Macro] The revised list of candidates
for the equestrian order.

282
00:25:19,207 --> 00:25:23,556
I, Tiberius Caesar, command in the name
of the Senate and the people of Rome.

283
00:25:27,595 --> 00:25:30,390
Tax assessments
for Asia Minor and Gaul.

284
00:25:30,494 --> 00:25:33,911
I, Tiberius Caesar, command in the name
of the Senate and the people of Rome.

285
00:25:37,397 --> 00:25:40,297
Senators guilty of treason.

286
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:43,231
Every senator believes himself
to be a potential Caesar,

287
00:25:43,334 --> 00:25:46,027
therefore every senator
is guilty of treason.

288
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,065
In thought if not in deed.

289
00:25:50,169 --> 00:25:54,173
The Senate is the natural enemy
of any Caesar, Little Boots.

290
00:25:59,109 --> 00:26:00,213
Traitors.

291
00:26:02,802 --> 00:26:07,013
They offered to approve
any law I made before I made it.

292
00:26:08,670 --> 00:26:11,190
What if I went
mad, I said. What then?

293
00:26:11,293 --> 00:26:12,259
No answer.

294
00:26:12,260 --> 00:26:14,712
They were born to
be slaves, Little Boots!

295
00:26:14,814 --> 00:26:16,540
Never forget that.

296
00:26:16,644 --> 00:26:19,129
Germanicus, remember!

297
00:26:19,232 --> 00:26:22,201
Born to be
slaves! Never forget that!

298
00:26:22,304 --> 00:26:24,686
Lord, I am not Germanicus.

299
00:26:24,790 --> 00:26:27,033
- I'm his son, Caligula.
- Yes

300
00:26:29,380 --> 00:26:31,072
and your friend is Macro.

301
00:26:32,038 --> 00:26:34,523
He serves
you and only you, Lord.

302
00:26:34,627 --> 00:26:36,353
And his wife is your friend.

303
00:26:37,250 --> 00:26:38,735
Is she friendly in bed?

304
00:26:39,908 --> 00:26:41,841
We must ask Macro, Lord.

305
00:26:41,945 --> 00:26:43,636
She seems friendly.

306
00:26:43,740 --> 00:26:46,225
And Drusilla, your sister?

307
00:26:48,986 --> 00:26:50,125
My sister

308
00:26:50,229 --> 00:26:51,368
is my sister.

309
00:26:52,576 --> 00:26:55,924
I know everything
that is said and done.

310
00:26:57,477 --> 00:26:58,651
And thought.

311
00:27:00,584 --> 00:27:01,896
The setting sun

312
00:27:03,518 --> 00:27:04,864
and the rising

313
00:27:06,763 --> 00:27:10,905
Gemellus, lovely boy,
come to me, come to me.

314
00:27:11,664 --> 00:27:13,321
And too young to betray me.

315
00:27:13,424 --> 00:27:14,909
Well, perhaps not too young.

316
00:27:15,944 --> 00:27:17,843
Kiss your old grandfather.

317
00:27:18,602 --> 00:27:19,983
My last grandson.

318
00:27:20,086 --> 00:27:22,123
I am your grandson, too, Caesar.

319
00:27:22,226 --> 00:27:23,400
Only by adoption.

320
00:27:25,609 --> 00:27:29,233
This is the last
flesh of my flesh.

321
00:27:31,097 --> 00:27:32,581
Poor boy,

322
00:27:32,685 --> 00:27:34,135
what will become of you?

323
00:27:35,584 --> 00:27:37,310
He's like a brother to me, Lord.

324
00:27:37,414 --> 00:27:38,415
Brother?

325
00:27:40,106 --> 00:27:41,314
In our family,

326
00:27:42,488 --> 00:27:44,904
a brother murders a brother,

327
00:27:45,008 --> 00:27:47,217
who murders his father,

328
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:48,805
who has murdered his son.

329
00:27:49,737 --> 00:27:51,877
Fate. Drink, Caligula.

330
00:27:57,848 --> 00:27:59,919
After you, dear brother.

331
00:28:05,545 --> 00:28:06,823
Poor boy.

332
00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:10,171
When I am gone,
Caligula will kill you.

333
00:28:14,313 --> 00:28:18,006
And then, someone
will kill Caligula.

334
00:28:22,045 --> 00:28:24,737
Unless he should
die before I do.

335
00:28:28,051 --> 00:28:31,848
You are looking not well at all!

336
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,553
I,

337
00:28:47,656 --> 00:28:53,214
Caligula Caesar, command in the name
of the Senate and the people of Rome.

338
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,044
[stamp slamming]

339
00:29:17,997 --> 00:29:19,205
[Macro] Prince

340
00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:22,070
my wife.

341
00:29:26,661 --> 00:29:27,800
[Caligula] Ennia!

342
00:29:27,904 --> 00:29:31,908
[calm music]

343
00:29:35,463 --> 00:29:37,189
[Ennia giggles]

344
00:29:46,405 --> 00:29:47,406
[Ennia gets surprised]

345
00:29:50,133 --> 00:29:51,893
Now you are a man, Caligula.

346
00:29:51,997 --> 00:29:53,377
What are you going to do?

347
00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:58,935
[suspenseful music]

348
00:30:01,316 --> 00:30:05,010
You must be the master
of your own destiny.

349
00:30:05,113 --> 00:30:08,047
Take it! With both hands.

350
00:30:33,901 --> 00:30:35,074
[moan]

351
00:30:50,124 --> 00:30:51,470
[slave 1] Master!

352
00:30:51,573 --> 00:30:53,058
No!

353
00:30:53,161 --> 00:30:54,922
[slave 2] Master! Oh, master!

354
00:30:55,025 --> 00:30:59,167
[suspenseful music]

355
00:31:07,693 --> 00:31:09,212
[Tiberius] Bind his wrists!

356
00:31:09,315 --> 00:31:10,834
No.

357
00:31:10,938 --> 00:31:13,561
You must not go.
You must not leave me.

358
00:31:13,664 --> 00:31:14,769
You're my friend.

359
00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:17,910
For a man to chose
the hour of his own death

360
00:31:18,014 --> 00:31:20,430
is the closest he can ever come
to tricking fate.

361
00:31:20,533 --> 00:31:22,294
I'll trick you. Quickly!

362
00:31:24,434 --> 00:31:27,126
[Nerva] I've lived
long enough, Tiberius.

363
00:31:28,507 --> 00:31:29,888
And I hate my life.

364
00:31:30,923 --> 00:31:32,131
[Tiberius] Why?

365
00:31:33,581 --> 00:31:36,066
[Nerva] You say that to me?

366
00:31:36,170 --> 00:31:41,071
One by one I've
watched you murder your family,

367
00:31:41,623 --> 00:31:43,108
your friends,

368
00:31:43,971 --> 00:31:46,352
the best of all the Romans.

369
00:31:48,941 --> 00:31:50,184
[Tiberius] Leave us.

370
00:31:54,326 --> 00:31:55,430
Out!

371
00:31:55,534 --> 00:31:59,572
[suspenseful music]

372
00:32:12,689 --> 00:32:14,518
We were friends once, years ago.

373
00:32:18,660 --> 00:32:20,214
We still are.

374
00:32:22,492 --> 00:32:25,184
- You will follow me soon.
- How do you know?

375
00:32:25,288 --> 00:32:28,256
With you gone,
Macro would kill me.

376
00:32:30,879 --> 00:32:33,158
I'll arrest him and execute him.

377
00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:36,057
You can't. He controls you.

378
00:32:36,713 --> 00:32:38,163
Besides,

379
00:32:38,266 --> 00:32:40,475
even if Macro were dead,

380
00:32:40,579 --> 00:32:42,477
how could I go on living

381
00:32:43,202 --> 00:32:45,480
with this reptile?

382
00:32:45,584 --> 00:32:49,588
[suspenseful music]

383
00:32:49,691 --> 00:32:54,179
You will respect my friend
always, won't you, reptile?

384
00:32:57,492 --> 00:32:59,770
I have always
respected him, Lord.

385
00:33:03,878 --> 00:33:05,190
You hear that?

386
00:33:06,501 --> 00:33:09,159
Tiberius, you were wise once.

387
00:33:09,918 --> 00:33:13,163
Don't taunt me, I am old.

388
00:33:13,267 --> 00:33:16,063
I have watched
you grow into a monster.

389
00:33:16,166 --> 00:33:17,892
That is treason, Nerva.

390
00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:19,376
It is true.

391
00:33:22,862 --> 00:33:26,073
I am surrounded by enemies.

392
00:33:32,734 --> 00:33:34,322
You are cruel.

393
00:33:35,116 --> 00:33:37,256
No, honest.

394
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:40,949
If power can destroy the mind
and character of my Tiberius,

395
00:33:41,053 --> 00:33:45,092
what will it do to this ignorant
boy brought up in army camps,

396
00:33:45,195 --> 00:33:48,233
by men taught him nothing
except how to be your slave?

397
00:33:48,336 --> 00:33:50,200
Caligula serves me well.

398
00:33:55,171 --> 00:33:58,381
The best of slaves
will be the worst of masters.

399
00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:02,143
So from evils past,

400
00:34:03,351 --> 00:34:05,319
and evils yet to come,

401
00:34:06,078 --> 00:34:09,254
I now choose to escape.

402
00:34:09,357 --> 00:34:14,155
[suspenseful music]

403
00:34:22,129 --> 00:34:23,544
You have hurt me.

404
00:34:27,410 --> 00:34:28,445
Goodbye.

405
00:34:38,835 --> 00:34:42,873
[suspenseful music]

406
00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:50,803
[dogs barking]

407
00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:10,271
[dogs barking]

408
00:36:14,068 --> 00:36:15,311
[Macro] Prince

409
00:36:17,036 --> 00:36:18,245
Prince

410
00:36:19,970 --> 00:36:23,250
the physician Charicles
wishes to speak with you.

411
00:36:35,952 --> 00:36:37,850
The Emperor has fallen ill.

412
00:36:42,130 --> 00:36:43,649
The situation is dire.

413
00:36:47,066 --> 00:36:48,413
How is the Emperor?

414
00:36:49,241 --> 00:36:50,656
How long will he last?

415
00:36:51,174 --> 00:36:52,589
Well

416
00:36:52,693 --> 00:36:55,074
it could happen any moment now.

417
00:36:55,178 --> 00:36:57,974
With care,
he might last a year or so.

418
00:36:59,631 --> 00:37:00,666
Only a year?

419
00:37:08,018 --> 00:37:09,468
I can smell death.

420
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:11,608
But whose?

421
00:37:12,264 --> 00:37:14,093
[Macro] Don't worry,

422
00:37:14,197 --> 00:37:16,337
he can do nothing without me.

423
00:37:16,441 --> 00:37:19,789
[Caligula] So these poor
unfortunate creatures thought.

424
00:37:20,548 --> 00:37:21,894
And where are they?

425
00:37:22,378 --> 00:37:23,724
No, Macro,

426
00:37:25,001 --> 00:37:26,485
he's planning something.

427
00:37:26,589 --> 00:37:28,591
You will be emperor soon.

428
00:37:42,121 --> 00:37:43,330
You swear?

429
00:37:44,227 --> 00:37:45,435
I sw

430
00:38:05,731 --> 00:38:07,181
I swear.

431
00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:11,875
[suspenseful music]

432
00:38:48,602 --> 00:38:52,778
[suspenseful music]

433
00:39:21,531 --> 00:39:25,742
[suspenseful music]

434
00:39:37,892 --> 00:39:39,066
Leave!

435
00:39:43,622 --> 00:39:45,383
Everyone leave!

436
00:39:57,395 --> 00:40:01,778
[suspenseful music]

437
00:40:12,858 --> 00:40:14,032
Tiberius?

438
00:40:29,288 --> 00:40:30,600
Tiberius?

439
00:40:38,090 --> 00:40:39,471
Tiberius?

440
00:40:56,626 --> 00:40:59,974
[suspenseful music intensifying]

441
00:41:48,678 --> 00:41:52,889
[suspenseful music]

442
00:42:22,954 --> 00:42:24,542
Caligula?

443
00:42:27,268 --> 00:42:28,338
Lord!

444
00:42:34,793 --> 00:42:37,106
Give me my ring.

445
00:42:48,082 --> 00:42:49,118
No.

446
00:43:02,165 --> 00:43:03,270
Yes.

447
00:43:16,732 --> 00:43:21,219
[tension music]

448
00:43:23,462 --> 00:43:27,328
You do not dare!

449
00:43:33,127 --> 00:43:37,166
[tension music]

450
00:43:50,766 --> 00:43:52,284
[music stop]

451
00:43:52,388 --> 00:43:56,426
[calm music]

452
00:44:04,572 --> 00:44:08,784
[tension music]

453
00:44:22,521 --> 00:44:24,765
[Tiberius choking]

454
00:44:32,842 --> 00:44:37,053
[tension music]

455
00:45:03,597 --> 00:45:07,877
[peaceful music]

456
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:14,504
Hail Caesar.

457
00:45:17,853 --> 00:45:19,199
Hail Caesar.

458
00:45:22,167 --> 00:45:25,101
I'll get everyone assembled in
the hall for the announcement.

459
00:45:25,205 --> 00:45:29,243
[peaceful music]

460
00:46:30,442 --> 00:46:31,478
Gemellus!

461
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,146
Hail Caesar.

462
00:46:50,014 --> 00:46:51,981
We are alone, Gemellus.

463
00:46:59,540 --> 00:47:01,128
We must love each other.

464
00:47:20,734 --> 00:47:24,980
[melancholic music]

465
00:47:45,069 --> 00:47:49,314
[melancholic music]

466
00:48:11,026 --> 00:48:12,475
[Caligula] It's
just like the dream.

467
00:48:13,511 --> 00:48:14,926
It's only his mask.

468
00:48:15,754 --> 00:48:17,066
You are Caesar now.

469
00:48:18,654 --> 00:48:19,827
Caesar?

470
00:48:19,931 --> 00:48:21,622
Caesar.

471
00:48:21,726 --> 00:48:24,246
Emperor of
Rome. Lord of the world.

472
00:48:25,833 --> 00:48:27,352
Lord of the world

473
00:48:29,423 --> 00:48:31,011
I like this dream.

474
00:48:57,831 --> 00:48:59,039
At the

475
00:49:08,014 --> 00:49:12,639
At the insistence of the Senate

476
00:49:12,742 --> 00:49:14,261
and the people of Rome,

477
00:49:16,884 --> 00:49:18,334
I accept,

478
00:49:19,715 --> 00:49:20,992
humbly,

479
00:49:23,098 --> 00:49:26,584
the highest office
of our great republic.

480
00:49:33,142 --> 00:49:35,351
Of our great republic.

481
00:49:53,162 --> 00:49:56,303
When our beloved
Tiberius was dying,

482
00:49:56,407 --> 00:49:59,237
he begged me to
carry on his good work

483
00:49:59,341 --> 00:50:01,619
Into the Tiber with Tiberius!

484
00:50:03,345 --> 00:50:05,036
Throw him in the river!

485
00:50:09,213 --> 00:50:12,630
Today, we begin a new era!

486
00:50:12,733 --> 00:50:14,321
[crowd] Hail!

487
00:50:14,425 --> 00:50:17,462
All those who have
been exiled from Rome,

488
00:50:17,566 --> 00:50:18,843
I do now recall!

489
00:50:18,946 --> 00:50:21,604
Hail! Hail! Hail!

490
00:50:21,708 --> 00:50:24,780
I grant a general amnesty!

491
00:50:26,161 --> 00:50:30,130
- [cheering]
- Caligula! Caligula!

492
00:50:31,821 --> 00:50:33,064
Silence!

493
00:50:34,065 --> 00:50:36,826
Great Caesar is not finished!

494
00:50:43,626 --> 00:50:45,801
As my fellow consul,

495
00:50:45,904 --> 00:50:48,597
the Senate and
the people of Rome

496
00:50:48,700 --> 00:50:52,601
have wisely chosen
my learned uncle Claudius.

497
00:50:55,293 --> 00:50:57,433
Take your place
beside me, Claudius.

498
00:51:00,643 --> 00:51:02,438
Caesar! Caligula!

499
00:51:02,542 --> 00:51:04,199
Beside me down there, Claudius.

500
00:51:04,302 --> 00:51:07,512
- I mean Consul
- [laughs]

501
00:51:11,792 --> 00:51:14,830
Hail! Hail! Hail!

502
00:51:14,933 --> 00:51:19,455
I herewith adopt, as my son
and heir, the Prince Gemellus.

503
00:51:21,250 --> 00:51:22,769
Come forward, Prince.

504
00:51:38,854 --> 00:51:39,993
From this moment,

505
00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:44,584
all official oaths will
contain the following phrase:

506
00:51:44,687 --> 00:51:49,278
"I will value neither my life,
nor the lives of my children

507
00:51:49,382 --> 00:51:52,523
any more highly than I do that
of the emperor

508
00:51:58,115 --> 00:51:59,978
or of his sister, Drusilla!"

509
00:52:00,082 --> 00:52:03,258
[laughs]

510
00:52:16,029 --> 00:52:18,928
Hail! Hail!

511
00:52:19,619 --> 00:52:20,792
Hail!

512
00:52:27,972 --> 00:52:30,354
[birds chirping]

513
00:52:39,915 --> 00:52:41,779
Did you see
their faces when I told them

514
00:52:41,882 --> 00:52:45,300
they had to swear not
only to me, but to you?

515
00:52:46,232 --> 00:52:47,612
They were appalled.

516
00:52:49,925 --> 00:52:51,237
I do hope so.

517
00:52:51,340 --> 00:52:52,824
But is it wise?

518
00:53:03,076 --> 00:53:04,388
I can do

519
00:53:10,290 --> 00:53:11,740
anything I like

520
00:53:19,748 --> 00:53:20,818
to anyone.

521
00:53:23,545 --> 00:53:25,409
Well, don't start with me.

522
00:53:27,997 --> 00:53:29,551
Who would you suggest?

523
00:54:09,384 --> 00:54:13,560
[calm music]

524
00:54:16,908 --> 00:54:17,944
[Caligula] Who?

525
00:54:21,327 --> 00:54:22,527
[Drusilla] Do you trust Macro?

526
00:54:25,089 --> 00:54:26,263
[Caligula] Macro?

527
00:54:32,407 --> 00:54:34,581
He did kill Tiberius.

528
00:54:36,514 --> 00:54:40,380
I must appoint a new commander
of my own choice.

529
00:54:50,010 --> 00:54:51,529
Forgive me, Caesar.

530
00:54:52,910 --> 00:54:53,945
Charea!

531
00:55:00,227 --> 00:55:02,402
Two senators beg to see you.

532
00:55:02,506 --> 00:55:04,784
They have a dispute over land
and await your judgement.

533
00:55:04,887 --> 00:55:07,821
Well, bring
them in bring them in

534
00:55:07,925 --> 00:55:10,514
I am interested
in all that is Rome,

535
00:55:12,654 --> 00:55:15,450
even down to
the length of the toga.

536
00:55:32,087 --> 00:55:35,504
- Caesar, I must complain about
- [Caligula] Give me the documents.

537
00:55:59,942 --> 00:56:01,150
Guilty.

538
00:56:02,289 --> 00:56:03,567
Thank you, thank you!

539
00:56:04,395 --> 00:56:05,707
Do not thank me.

540
00:56:05,810 --> 00:56:09,089
Justice must
always be impartial.

541
00:56:09,193 --> 00:56:12,092
That is so, Charea is it not?

542
00:56:12,196 --> 00:56:14,060
- Oh, yes, Caesar.
- Good.

543
00:56:15,233 --> 00:56:16,511
You may go.

544
00:56:31,457 --> 00:56:32,941
[giggles]

545
00:56:41,328 --> 00:56:42,675
That is your man.

546
00:56:43,261 --> 00:56:44,539
Charea?

547
00:56:44,642 --> 00:56:46,126
He's so boring.

548
00:56:47,162 --> 00:56:49,026
Boring boring!

549
00:56:49,129 --> 00:56:53,202
[calm music]

550
00:57:04,041 --> 00:57:08,079
[action music]

551
00:57:16,502 --> 00:57:18,504
Superb display, Macro.

552
00:57:20,195 --> 00:57:21,472
Superb.

553
00:57:27,996 --> 00:57:29,238
Bring me Gemellus.

554
00:57:30,308 --> 00:57:31,655
[Macro] What, here?

555
00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:34,278
Here. Now.

556
00:57:34,381 --> 00:57:38,558
[suspenseful music]

557
00:57:42,907 --> 00:57:44,012
Charicles,

558
00:57:44,875 --> 00:57:45,910
stand here.

559
00:57:49,293 --> 00:57:51,191
I want a bonus for my guards.

560
00:57:51,295 --> 00:57:53,331
But, Caesar,
that's not possible.

561
00:57:53,435 --> 00:57:55,989
[Caligula] All things that
happen are possible, Longinus.

562
00:57:56,093 --> 00:57:59,614
Make the impossible happen and
it becomes possible. Logical?

563
00:58:03,410 --> 00:58:04,653
Bergarius, you here.

564
00:58:04,757 --> 00:58:06,862
Charea, you there.

565
00:58:06,966 --> 00:58:09,831
But, Caesar, the imperial budget,
you see, does not normally

566
00:58:09,934 --> 00:58:14,076
Well, you are the chancellor,
Longinus, can you arrange it?

567
00:58:14,180 --> 00:58:16,976
Uncle, would
you mind stepping over here

568
00:58:18,633 --> 00:58:20,117
How Caesar?

569
00:58:20,220 --> 00:58:23,638
The palace banquets cost
a quarter of a million sesterces.

570
00:58:24,466 --> 00:58:25,812
Just a quarter of a million?

571
00:58:25,916 --> 00:58:28,505
Well, we'll have to put everyone
on a diet, won't we?

572
00:58:28,608 --> 00:58:29,608
[laughs]

573
00:58:29,610 --> 00:58:31,026
Issue an edict.

574
00:58:31,128 --> 00:58:32,128
[Longinus] Yes, Lord.

575
00:58:32,130 --> 00:58:33,648
But the deficit, you see

576
00:58:34,545 --> 00:58:36,202
Well, how much is my purse?

577
00:58:36,961 --> 00:58:38,756
Well, Lord,

578
00:58:38,860 --> 00:58:40,896
that is as much as you require.

579
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:42,035
Good!

580
00:58:44,313 --> 00:58:45,729
Macro.

581
00:58:45,832 --> 00:58:47,869
Would you stand there

582
00:58:52,287 --> 00:58:54,600
Longinus, you here.

583
00:58:54,703 --> 00:58:55,739
Yes, Caesar.

584
00:58:55,842 --> 00:59:00,053
[suspenseful music]

585
00:59:03,401 --> 00:59:04,610
Gemellus,

586
00:59:05,956 --> 00:59:09,994
I want you to look at
these gentlemen very carefully,

587
00:59:10,098 --> 00:59:13,239
and tell me,
who killed Tiberius?

588
00:59:13,895 --> 00:59:14,896
[thinks]

589
00:59:17,692 --> 00:59:19,383
[Caligula] Take your time.

590
00:59:19,486 --> 00:59:21,834
Look right into their eyes.

591
00:59:32,154 --> 00:59:33,811
Who killed Tiberius?

592
00:59:41,163 --> 00:59:42,889
He did! Macro!

593
00:59:52,278 --> 00:59:53,313
Murderer!

594
01:00:04,462 --> 01:00:05,498
Arrest him.

595
01:00:05,602 --> 01:00:10,330
[suspenseful music]

596
01:00:26,277 --> 01:00:29,798
In honor of
your new commander, Charea,

597
01:00:29,902 --> 01:00:33,422
ten gold pieces
to every man! Hail!

598
01:00:33,526 --> 01:00:34,700
Hail!

599
01:00:34,803 --> 01:00:38,289
Hail! Hail!

600
01:00:38,393 --> 01:00:40,429
[soldiers continue cheering]

601
01:00:40,533 --> 01:00:44,192
Charea, arrest Macro.

602
01:00:52,131 --> 01:00:53,753
Don't you dare!

603
01:01:14,153 --> 01:01:18,191
[calm music]

604
01:01:38,004 --> 01:01:39,040
Ennia.

605
01:01:47,634 --> 01:01:49,395
You look so beautiful.

606
01:02:00,544 --> 01:02:02,477
Is it good for growing hair?

607
01:02:04,824 --> 01:02:07,102
The divorce will
only take a few days.

608
01:02:11,003 --> 01:02:12,832
I think we should move.

609
01:02:13,660 --> 01:02:14,903
Move?

610
01:02:15,455 --> 01:02:16,733
Where?

611
01:02:18,596 --> 01:02:20,150
Alexandria, say.

612
01:02:21,772 --> 01:02:23,187
To Egypt?

613
01:02:25,534 --> 01:02:26,743
[Caligula] Yes.

614
01:02:28,054 --> 01:02:29,711
What do you think?

615
01:02:29,815 --> 01:02:31,126
I'd hate to leave Rome.

616
01:02:31,230 --> 01:02:32,369
I mean

617
01:02:33,439 --> 01:02:34,474
the Senate

618
01:02:34,578 --> 01:02:36,511
- [urinating]
- But I am Rome.

619
01:02:37,408 --> 01:02:39,963
Wherever I am, Rome is.

620
01:02:40,066 --> 01:02:41,309
And there is the Senate,

621
01:02:41,412 --> 01:02:44,243
- and the people of Rome.
- [Ennia giggling]

622
01:02:44,346 --> 01:02:46,003
[clearing throat]

623
01:02:46,659 --> 01:02:48,040
Forgive us, Caesar.

624
01:02:48,143 --> 01:02:51,008
Longinus, hang on a minute

625
01:03:00,052 --> 01:03:01,329
The commission.

626
01:03:08,163 --> 01:03:09,786
Charea,

627
01:03:09,889 --> 01:03:13,893
I now officially appoint you the
commander of my imperial guard.

628
01:03:13,997 --> 01:03:17,863
[tension music]

629
01:03:17,966 --> 01:03:19,278
But what about Macro?

630
01:03:19,381 --> 01:03:20,451
What happened?

631
01:03:20,969 --> 01:03:22,212
Where is he?

632
01:03:24,248 --> 01:03:26,561
He has been
arrested for treason.

633
01:03:27,631 --> 01:03:31,152
Caesar,
you know he worships you.

634
01:03:31,255 --> 01:03:32,394
He made you.

635
01:03:41,645 --> 01:03:43,854
Nobody made me.

636
01:03:45,683 --> 01:03:47,168
I can't believe it.

637
01:03:47,271 --> 01:03:48,617
What was it?

638
01:03:48,721 --> 01:03:50,033
What did he do?

639
01:03:50,792 --> 01:03:52,104
Ennia,

640
01:03:53,346 --> 01:03:58,282
I had to take my
destiny in my own hands.

641
01:04:00,319 --> 01:04:04,357
[tension music]

642
01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:24,274
[Ennia] I love you

643
01:04:28,485 --> 01:04:29,555
I love you

644
01:04:34,318 --> 01:04:35,319
I love you!

645
01:04:35,872 --> 01:04:37,080
I love you!

646
01:04:37,977 --> 01:04:39,634
- [stutter]
- [Ennia] I love you.

647
01:04:39,737 --> 01:04:40,911
I love you.

648
01:04:41,015 --> 01:04:44,052
I love you! I love you!
I love you! I love you!

649
01:04:46,848 --> 01:04:49,195
Well, now at least she doesn't
have to get a divorce.

650
01:04:50,403 --> 01:04:52,578
You still have to
find a suitable wife.

651
01:04:59,274 --> 01:05:00,310
No.

652
01:05:01,311 --> 01:05:03,727
I'm going to marry you.

653
01:05:03,830 --> 01:05:05,936
You can't, we're not Egyptians.

654
01:05:06,868 --> 01:05:08,490
I know.

655
01:05:08,594 --> 01:05:10,147
We're much more beautiful.

656
01:05:11,666 --> 01:05:13,219
[Drusilla] Rome is not Egypt.

657
01:05:14,565 --> 01:05:17,465
And stop looking
at yourself like that.

658
01:05:17,568 --> 01:05:19,570
Then let's go to Egypt.

659
01:05:19,674 --> 01:05:20,986
You are a fool.

660
01:05:21,089 --> 01:05:24,058
Caesar cannot be a fool!

661
01:05:24,161 --> 01:05:26,301
[Drusilla] But
he's trying very hard.

662
01:05:26,405 --> 01:05:29,166
They'll throw you in the Tiber
if you try to move the government.

663
01:05:31,479 --> 01:05:32,652
They? Who?

664
01:05:33,515 --> 01:05:34,654
We're safe now.

665
01:05:35,552 --> 01:05:37,657
[Drusilla]
Emperors are never safe.

666
01:05:39,107 --> 01:05:41,454
I am the great Caesar.

667
01:05:42,559 --> 01:05:44,768
I can do anything I like.

668
01:05:44,871 --> 01:05:49,221
You are going to marry a respectable
Roman lady of the senatorial class.

669
01:05:50,118 --> 01:05:51,844
Oh no I'm not.

670
01:05:51,948 --> 01:05:54,226
Yes you are.
You've got to have an heir.

671
01:05:55,882 --> 01:05:58,402
Who will kill
me when he grows up!

672
01:05:58,506 --> 01:06:01,958
The priestesses of Isis
are meeting at my house tonight.

673
01:06:02,061 --> 01:06:03,925
You want me to
marry one of them?

674
01:06:04,029 --> 01:06:05,271
Yes.

675
01:06:05,375 --> 01:06:06,375
No.

676
01:06:06,410 --> 01:06:07,515
Yes.

677
01:06:10,552 --> 01:06:11,691
No.

678
01:06:18,181 --> 01:06:19,389
[Drusilla] Yes.

679
01:06:34,300 --> 01:06:36,302
I wonder what I should wear

680
01:06:38,995 --> 01:06:43,344
[sensual music]

681
01:06:48,935 --> 01:06:51,835
[Caligula] When
does the orgy begin?

682
01:06:51,938 --> 01:06:53,802
[Drusilla] Don't be disgusting.

683
01:06:53,906 --> 01:06:55,494
I'm not, I'm being practical.

684
01:06:55,597 --> 01:06:59,222
If I'm to choose a wife,
I must see how she performs.

685
01:07:01,120 --> 01:07:02,121
Logic.

686
01:07:02,225 --> 01:07:05,711
[sensual music]

687
01:07:07,333 --> 01:07:09,542
That one looks
rather interesting.

688
01:07:10,923 --> 01:07:11,958
[Drusilla] Livia?

689
01:07:12,062 --> 01:07:13,477
She's taken.

690
01:07:13,581 --> 01:07:17,343
She's to marry Proculus,
one of your officers.

691
01:07:18,137 --> 01:07:19,863
Proculus?

692
01:07:19,966 --> 01:07:21,382
I'll send him to Spain.

693
01:07:22,831 --> 01:07:24,350
[Drusilla] She's a virgin.

694
01:07:24,454 --> 01:07:26,766
Not your style. Very boring.

695
01:07:29,045 --> 01:07:33,635
[moans]

696
01:07:35,879 --> 01:07:40,470
[sensual music intensifying]

697
01:08:24,479 --> 01:08:26,723
[Caligula] That will be my wife!

698
01:08:31,072 --> 01:08:33,523
[Drusilla] Oh, no not Caesonia.

699
01:08:34,765 --> 01:08:36,698
You are impossible!

700
01:08:36,802 --> 01:08:39,529
She's the most
promiscuous woman in Rome.

701
01:08:42,842 --> 01:08:44,154
[Caligula] Perfect.

702
01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:50,643
Caesonia's been divorced.

703
01:08:50,747 --> 01:08:53,232
She's extravagant.
Always in debt.

704
01:08:58,582 --> 01:09:00,308
I want her.

705
01:09:00,412 --> 01:09:02,034
But not for a wife.

706
01:09:02,138 --> 01:09:06,728
[sensual music]

707
01:09:19,016 --> 01:09:20,432
Send her to me now.

708
01:09:22,744 --> 01:09:23,780
No.

709
01:09:30,235 --> 01:09:31,719
Yes.

710
01:09:34,480 --> 01:09:37,863
Such is the will of the Senate
and the people of Rome.

711
01:09:45,284 --> 01:09:49,875
[sensual music]

712
01:10:01,197 --> 01:10:05,891
[moans]

713
01:10:10,275 --> 01:10:14,727
[moans intensifying]

714
01:10:30,812 --> 01:10:34,851
[sensual music]

715
01:11:00,256 --> 01:11:04,708
[suspenseful music]

716
01:11:29,285 --> 01:11:33,875
[suspenseful music]

717
01:12:12,466 --> 01:12:15,952
You are very convincing
as a priestess, Caesar.

718
01:12:17,678 --> 01:12:21,440
And you as
a sacrificial lamb, Caesonia.

719
01:12:26,928 --> 01:12:28,930
[crowd cheering]

720
01:12:35,281 --> 01:12:38,595
[suspenseful music]

721
01:13:02,170 --> 01:13:06,382
[suspenseful music]

722
01:13:23,260 --> 01:13:27,541
If only all Rome
had just one neck.

723
01:13:40,346 --> 01:13:44,903
[suspenseful music]

724
01:13:49,770 --> 01:13:52,324
I told Caesonia
that I would marry her.

725
01:13:52,428 --> 01:13:53,428
Don't.

726
01:13:53,498 --> 01:13:55,569
But only after
she has born me a son.

727
01:13:55,672 --> 01:13:57,985
How will
you ever know it's yours?

728
01:13:58,088 --> 01:13:59,952
I shall have her well-guarded,
don't worry.

729
01:14:00,056 --> 01:14:02,852
Then you can be sure one of
the guards will be the father.

730
01:14:02,955 --> 01:14:06,821
No, they're all homosexuals
who've been castrated!

731
01:14:15,692 --> 01:14:18,143
Is that the officer
that Livia is going to marry?

732
01:14:19,316 --> 01:14:20,559
Yes, Proculus.

733
01:14:21,457 --> 01:14:22,699
Proculus

734
01:14:25,599 --> 01:14:27,324
- Longinus.
- Caesar.

735
01:14:27,428 --> 01:14:31,259
You see this young
officer here, Proculus

736
01:14:32,191 --> 01:14:37,127
[suspenseful music]

737
01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:52,211
[Livia screaming]

738
01:15:19,515 --> 01:15:20,861
Superb!

739
01:15:22,966 --> 01:15:24,105
Yes.

740
01:15:44,194 --> 01:15:47,922
The crown of
victory for Proculus.

741
01:15:52,617 --> 01:15:53,859
I believe, Proculus,

742
01:15:53,963 --> 01:15:56,344
that you're going to marry
the beautiful Livia?

743
01:15:56,448 --> 01:15:57,794
Yes, Caesar!

744
01:16:02,005 --> 01:16:03,766
I look forward to the wedding.

745
01:16:03,869 --> 01:16:06,216
I'm honored, Caesar!

746
01:16:19,678 --> 01:16:22,370
- [raining]
- [thundering]

747
01:16:32,311 --> 01:16:36,626
[suspenseful music]

748
01:16:41,527 --> 01:16:42,839
[Caligula] Gemellus!

749
01:16:59,407 --> 01:17:01,375
[Caesonia] Caligula!

750
01:17:01,478 --> 01:17:04,689
[thundering]

751
01:17:05,551 --> 01:17:07,726
[Caligula] Gemellus!

752
01:17:27,470 --> 01:17:29,817
Júpiter loves me!

753
01:17:35,064 --> 01:17:36,203
Drusilla!

754
01:17:46,316 --> 01:17:48,422
They're trying to kill me!

755
01:17:49,768 --> 01:17:53,289
Gemellus! I saw
him! He ran away!

756
01:17:53,392 --> 01:17:54,980
He wants me dead!

757
01:18:31,430 --> 01:18:35,434
[calm music]

758
01:19:30,524 --> 01:19:34,562
[calm music]

759
01:20:42,251 --> 01:20:46,220
[calm music]

760
01:21:06,482 --> 01:21:09,278
[birds chirping]

761
01:21:44,071 --> 01:21:47,799
Caligula Caesar,
Emperor of Rome!

762
01:21:47,903 --> 01:21:50,146
- Hail!
- Hail!

763
01:21:54,185 --> 01:21:56,981
And the Lady Drusilla
and the Lady Caesonia.

764
01:21:57,084 --> 01:22:00,053
And the Lady Drusilla
and the Lady Caesonia!

765
01:22:00,156 --> 01:22:02,641
- Hail!
- Hail!

766
01:22:06,335 --> 01:22:08,958
Are we late? Do forgive us?

767
01:22:10,235 --> 01:22:12,410
Was the ceremony beautiful?

768
01:22:13,687 --> 01:22:14,826
The auguries good?

769
01:22:14,930 --> 01:22:16,414
Yes, Caesar.

770
01:22:17,794 --> 01:22:19,210
[Caligula] Splendid.

771
01:22:28,288 --> 01:22:30,393
[Proculus] You are
very gracious to come.

772
01:22:36,848 --> 01:22:38,505
You are a Roman hero.

773
01:22:54,417 --> 01:22:59,008
I shall now bestow the special
blessing of almighty Caesar

774
01:22:59,767 --> 01:23:01,355
upon this

775
01:23:02,494 --> 01:23:05,325
- happy union.
- [crowd] Hail!

776
01:23:32,766 --> 01:23:33,870
Perfect.

777
01:23:33,974 --> 01:23:36,321
I thought
you didn't like virgins.

778
01:23:37,771 --> 01:23:39,255
I've never known any.

779
01:23:43,294 --> 01:23:45,158
That is correct, Caesonia?

780
01:23:50,473 --> 01:23:52,441
<i>And now for my wedding gift.</i>

781
01:24:04,349 --> 01:24:06,455
What a delicious bride.

782
01:24:20,848 --> 01:24:22,747
Take off your robe, dear girl.

783
01:24:23,679 --> 01:24:25,301
- But
- But?

784
01:24:55,987 --> 01:24:57,713
Hm? Splendid.

785
01:25:01,958 --> 01:25:03,167
[Caligula] Splendid.

786
01:25:03,270 --> 01:25:06,101
My compliments. Don't move!

787
01:25:06,204 --> 01:25:09,794
[Livia weeping]

788
01:25:43,621 --> 01:25:46,624
[Livia weeping]

789
01:25:52,561 --> 01:25:55,322
[Caligula] Is
she really a virgin, Proculus?

790
01:25:57,566 --> 01:25:59,568
Yes, Caesar.

791
01:25:59,671 --> 01:26:01,673
[Caligula] One can
never be quite sure.

792
01:26:05,332 --> 01:26:08,542
Open your eyes, dear girl.

793
01:26:26,042 --> 01:26:27,596
Lucky girl,

794
01:26:27,699 --> 01:26:31,565
to lose your virginity to a direct
descendent of the goddess Venus.

795
01:26:31,669 --> 01:26:32,808
[Livia weeping]

796
01:26:32,911 --> 01:26:36,467
I, Caligula Caesar,

797
01:26:37,364 --> 01:26:39,884
command in

798
01:26:39,987 --> 01:26:42,576
open your eyes, Proculus

799
01:26:42,680 --> 01:26:47,685
command in the name
of the Senate open them!

800
01:26:52,276 --> 01:26:54,795
And the people of Rome!

801
01:26:54,899 --> 01:26:58,143
[Livia screaming]

802
01:26:58,247 --> 01:27:00,732
[murmuring guests fall silent]

803
01:27:03,218 --> 01:27:05,875
[Livia sobbing]

804
01:27:13,228 --> 01:27:14,850
[Caligula]
She really was a virgin.

805
01:27:14,953 --> 01:27:15,953
Are you?

806
01:27:15,989 --> 01:27:18,336
[Livia sobbing]

807
01:27:24,377 --> 01:27:26,275
[Caligula] Well, are you?

808
01:27:27,414 --> 01:27:28,933
No, Caesar.

809
01:27:30,866 --> 01:27:31,970
Isis won't like that.

810
01:27:32,074 --> 01:27:35,215
One law for woman,
one for man, that's not fair.

811
01:27:35,319 --> 01:27:36,503
Come on, off with your clothes.

812
01:27:36,527 --> 01:27:39,702
[Livia weeping]

813
01:27:51,196 --> 01:27:52,612
Splendid.

814
01:27:57,272 --> 01:28:00,999
I like your nice
bushy hair, Proculus.

815
01:28:02,691 --> 01:28:04,417
No, Caesar.

816
01:28:04,520 --> 01:28:07,351
- I beg you.
- So thick. Up!

817
01:28:17,568 --> 01:28:21,157
[Livia weeping]

818
01:28:21,261 --> 01:28:23,056
I think
you lied to me, Proculus.

819
01:28:26,473 --> 01:28:28,303
You're a virgin, too.

820
01:28:45,458 --> 01:28:47,701
[Proculus grunting]

821
01:28:54,432 --> 01:28:59,506
I, Caligula Caesar,
command in the name

822
01:29:00,265 --> 01:29:02,095
open your eyes, Livia

823
01:29:03,648 --> 01:29:07,549
in the name of the Senate,
and the people of Rome!

824
01:29:09,930 --> 01:29:12,554
[Proculus screaming]

825
01:29:41,030 --> 01:29:42,894
[butler] Hail, Caesar!

826
01:29:42,998 --> 01:29:44,033
Hail!

827
01:29:54,665 --> 01:29:58,634
All hail Caesar's
beautiful horse, Incitatus.

828
01:29:58,738 --> 01:30:00,187
Hail!

829
01:30:03,259 --> 01:30:04,882
There's Gemellus.

830
01:30:05,503 --> 01:30:06,780
Watch him.

831
01:30:23,659 --> 01:30:25,592
Chuck, chuck,
dear uncle, chuck, chuck.

832
01:30:28,043 --> 01:30:29,872
I want your honest advice

833
01:30:30,908 --> 01:30:33,358
shall I declare
myself king of Rome?

834
01:30:33,462 --> 01:30:34,532
King?

835
01:30:34,636 --> 01:30:36,154
Oh, dear I mean, well

836
01:30:36,258 --> 01:30:38,881
this is the republic, isn't it?

837
01:30:38,985 --> 01:30:40,193
Very well.

838
01:30:41,712 --> 01:30:44,473
I shall make myself
king of the republic.

839
01:30:44,577 --> 01:30:47,096
But you're already greater
than any king, Caesar.

840
01:30:48,960 --> 01:30:51,963
I know, but
I feel so undistinguished.

841
01:30:52,067 --> 01:30:54,552
But to us
you're just like a god.

842
01:30:55,588 --> 01:30:57,693
I am a god.

843
01:30:57,797 --> 01:30:59,833
Or at least
I will be when I am dead.

844
01:31:10,119 --> 01:31:11,500
Gemellus,

845
01:31:12,881 --> 01:31:14,917
try some of these morays.

846
01:31:26,308 --> 01:31:27,378
What's that smell?

847
01:31:27,482 --> 01:31:29,035
What smell, Caesar?

848
01:31:29,138 --> 01:31:32,348
- What have you been taking?
- Just a medicine to ward off the fever.

849
01:31:32,452 --> 01:31:34,454
Did you give him
medicine for the fever?

850
01:31:34,558 --> 01:31:36,594
- Well, Caesar
- [Caligula] Yes or no?

851
01:31:37,284 --> 01:31:38,284
I

852
01:31:38,320 --> 01:31:39,320
no.

853
01:31:42,842 --> 01:31:47,294
Gemellus, are you accusing your
sovereign of being a poisoner?

854
01:31:47,398 --> 01:31:49,089
But I never accused you, Caesar.

855
01:31:49,193 --> 01:31:52,714
You took an antidote
before you came to my table,

856
01:31:52,817 --> 01:31:56,165
which is tantamount
to accusing me of poisoning you.

857
01:31:56,269 --> 01:31:58,029
That is logical, is it not?

858
01:31:59,583 --> 01:32:03,069
[tension music]

859
01:32:05,658 --> 01:32:06,831
Charea,

860
01:32:08,005 --> 01:32:10,490
arrest Gemellus for treason.

861
01:32:10,594 --> 01:32:11,802
Guards!

862
01:32:14,045 --> 01:32:16,047
No no!

863
01:32:16,151 --> 01:32:18,429
Caesar, no!

864
01:32:18,533 --> 01:32:20,327
No!

865
01:32:20,431 --> 01:32:23,779
Caesar, Caesar, no!

866
01:32:23,883 --> 01:32:25,229
No no

867
01:32:25,332 --> 01:32:28,266
[Caligula] As if there ever could be
an antidote against Caesar.

868
01:32:28,370 --> 01:32:29,440
[laughs]

869
01:32:29,544 --> 01:32:31,200
[screaming]

870
01:32:34,238 --> 01:32:38,242
[tension music]

871
01:32:42,453 --> 01:32:43,627
Drusilla,

872
01:32:45,594 --> 01:32:47,838
why are you so
concerned for him?

873
01:32:47,941 --> 01:32:50,495
I'm not concerned
for him, but for you.

874
01:32:50,599 --> 01:32:51,773
He knows about Tiberius.

875
01:32:51,876 --> 01:32:53,188
He's a threat to me.

876
01:32:54,016 --> 01:32:55,500
He's not.

877
01:32:55,604 --> 01:32:57,675
He's not even your heir.

878
01:32:57,779 --> 01:33:00,298
Caesonia is now
carrying your child.

879
01:33:04,717 --> 01:33:06,684
Gemellus will die.

880
01:33:07,512 --> 01:33:09,929
- You amateur.
- Amateur?

881
01:33:10,032 --> 01:33:11,378
[slapping]

882
01:34:02,706 --> 01:34:04,535
And they weren't even poisoned.

883
01:34:04,639 --> 01:34:06,192
[guests laughing]

884
01:34:11,438 --> 01:34:12,992
[choking]

885
01:34:17,617 --> 01:34:20,344
[gagging]

886
01:34:20,447 --> 01:34:21,447
[Charicles] Caesar?

887
01:34:28,283 --> 01:34:29,802
[guests clapping]

888
01:34:39,259 --> 01:34:40,364
Well done.

889
01:34:41,261 --> 01:34:42,746
Thank you.

890
01:34:42,849 --> 01:34:44,920
What will you do to Drusilla?

891
01:34:45,024 --> 01:34:46,922
What she said was treason.

892
01:34:47,923 --> 01:34:50,685
I decide what
is treason, not you.

893
01:34:53,618 --> 01:34:54,827
Dance.

894
01:34:55,690 --> 01:34:57,553
Dance?

895
01:34:57,657 --> 01:35:02,213
Yes, show
Incitatus your new dance.

896
01:35:02,317 --> 01:35:03,767
What about your son?

897
01:35:05,251 --> 01:35:06,286
My son?

898
01:35:07,909 --> 01:35:09,945
He will dance with you.

899
01:35:12,430 --> 01:35:13,742
Music!

900
01:35:13,846 --> 01:35:17,228
[drumming starts]

901
01:36:12,628 --> 01:36:15,839
[drumming continues]

902
01:36:27,816 --> 01:36:29,438
[drumming intensifies]

903
01:36:57,294 --> 01:36:59,054
Yeah!

904
01:36:59,158 --> 01:37:01,125
[guests applauding]

905
01:37:12,550 --> 01:37:14,173
[flies buzzing]

906
01:37:48,448 --> 01:37:50,002
<i>Drusilla</i>

907
01:37:50,105 --> 01:37:53,005
<i>you're very, very beautiful.</i>

908
01:37:57,699 --> 01:37:59,977
<i>We are alone now on earth,</i>

909
01:38:00,840 --> 01:38:03,636
<i>as we shall be in the heavens.</i>

910
01:38:13,888 --> 01:38:16,821
[suspenseful music]

911
01:38:16,925 --> 01:38:18,168
<i>He's going to kill me.</i>

912
01:38:24,691 --> 01:38:25,969
<i>He's going to kill me.</i>

913
01:38:26,072 --> 01:38:27,902
[thundering]

914
01:38:36,634 --> 01:38:38,084
He's going to kill me.

915
01:38:42,571 --> 01:38:45,022
The fever must break soon.

916
01:38:45,126 --> 01:38:46,541
And what if it doesn't?

917
01:39:00,417 --> 01:39:01,521
Drusilla

918
01:39:20,851 --> 01:39:22,025
Where is my sister?

919
01:39:22,128 --> 01:39:23,371
She's coming.

920
01:39:26,615 --> 01:39:29,032
Take my horse
back to his own room.

921
01:39:47,188 --> 01:39:48,534
I'm here, Little Boots.

922
01:39:53,297 --> 01:39:55,506
Drusilla, I'm dying.

923
01:39:55,610 --> 01:39:57,025
You are not.

924
01:39:59,338 --> 01:40:01,478
I must make my will.

925
01:40:01,581 --> 01:40:03,307
Don't talk. Sleep.

926
01:40:03,859 --> 01:40:05,068
Longinus

927
01:40:08,071 --> 01:40:09,624
I want Longinus

928
01:40:27,055 --> 01:40:30,127
[Romans chanting solemnly]

929
01:40:31,025 --> 01:40:32,233
Just listen to the crowd.

930
01:40:32,336 --> 01:40:33,958
Oh, yes, the people love him.

931
01:40:34,062 --> 01:40:35,650
Yet nobody is safe with him.

932
01:40:35,753 --> 01:40:37,790
The Empire is safe.

933
01:40:37,893 --> 01:40:38,998
The Empire?

934
01:40:39,102 --> 01:40:40,896
But he's a tyrant!

935
01:40:41,000 --> 01:40:42,519
[Charea] Better
tyranny than anarchy.

936
01:40:42,622 --> 01:40:47,731
A few families in Rome may
suffer, but the Empire is safe.

937
01:40:47,834 --> 01:40:49,802
There could be far worse horrors

938
01:40:49,905 --> 01:40:52,839
war, revolution, civil chaos

939
01:40:53,806 --> 01:40:55,221
if Caligula were to die

940
01:40:55,325 --> 01:41:00,537
It looks as if
he is going to die anyway.

941
01:41:07,889 --> 01:41:09,063
Longinus.

942
01:41:16,691 --> 01:41:18,417
[moaning]

943
01:41:20,936 --> 01:41:22,766
[Caligula moaning]

944
01:41:24,802 --> 01:41:26,701
You called for me, Caesar?

945
01:41:30,912 --> 01:41:32,569
My my will

946
01:41:40,439 --> 01:41:43,580
Herewith, to my
beloved Drusilla,

947
01:41:45,720 --> 01:41:47,411
the Roman Empire

948
01:41:49,137 --> 01:41:51,898
Title, Augusta.

949
01:41:56,351 --> 01:41:57,801
My little boots

950
01:42:00,838 --> 01:42:02,288
little boots

951
01:42:04,014 --> 01:42:05,464
little boots

952
01:42:10,607 --> 01:42:11,746
He's sleeping.

953
01:42:14,749 --> 01:42:15,853
No, he's not.

954
01:42:19,409 --> 01:42:23,551
[suspenseful music]

955
01:42:31,973 --> 01:42:33,354
[sighs]

956
01:42:41,085 --> 01:42:43,640
Why do I get so angry with you?

957
01:42:44,779 --> 01:42:46,608
Why do we always quarrel?

958
01:42:47,299 --> 01:42:48,748
You can't help it.

959
01:42:49,818 --> 01:42:51,855
We'll never quarrel again.

960
01:42:51,958 --> 01:42:53,443
Oh, yes, we will.

961
01:42:57,309 --> 01:42:58,862
Don't let me die.

962
01:43:10,563 --> 01:43:13,014
My lady, you mustn't touch him,

963
01:43:13,117 --> 01:43:14,705
the fever is contagious

964
01:43:16,086 --> 01:43:17,260
Sleep.

965
01:43:17,363 --> 01:43:19,089
You're safe now.

966
01:43:19,193 --> 01:43:20,539
Drusilla's here.

967
01:43:27,235 --> 01:43:31,998
I offer my life if Jupiter

968
01:43:32,102 --> 01:43:36,762
will only spare
our beloved Emperor.

969
01:43:44,183 --> 01:43:46,496
Jupiter accepts your offer.

970
01:43:47,773 --> 01:43:48,808
Execute him.

971
01:43:51,432 --> 01:43:54,607
[tension music]

972
01:44:03,271 --> 01:44:05,894
The fever is breaking!

973
01:44:05,998 --> 01:44:08,034
[Drusilla] Do
you hear that, Little Boots?

974
01:44:08,138 --> 01:44:09,657
You're going to live.

975
01:44:11,417 --> 01:44:13,177
[birds chirping]

976
01:44:13,281 --> 01:44:17,458
[peaceful music]

977
01:44:35,269 --> 01:44:37,029
[laughing]

978
01:44:38,858 --> 01:44:39,894
You missed.

979
01:44:39,997 --> 01:44:41,240
I did not miss.

980
01:44:41,344 --> 01:44:42,931
I was aiming for that leaf.

981
01:44:44,381 --> 01:44:46,003
Well, aim at me!

982
01:44:49,179 --> 01:44:51,630
[Caligula whooping]

983
01:44:57,291 --> 01:45:00,984
[music intensifies]

984
01:45:04,953 --> 01:45:06,369
[Caligula whooping]

985
01:45:13,583 --> 01:45:16,655
[music continues]

986
01:46:21,064 --> 01:46:23,756
[music continues]

987
01:46:55,857 --> 01:46:58,342
Drusilla tells me that I've
been neglecting my duty,

988
01:46:58,446 --> 01:46:59,654
so I report for work.

989
01:46:59,758 --> 01:47:02,554
Your signature
and seal is required.

990
01:47:06,212 --> 01:47:07,593
I, Caligula Caesar,

991
01:47:07,697 --> 01:47:10,527
command in the name of the
Senate and the people of Rome.

992
01:47:15,152 --> 01:47:17,948
I, Caligula Caesar, command

993
01:47:18,052 --> 01:47:19,743
in the name of the Senate

994
01:47:20,468 --> 01:47:22,505
and the people of Rome.

995
01:47:27,544 --> 01:47:30,064
[mockingly] I,
Caligula Caesar, command

996
01:47:32,135 --> 01:47:34,551
Dull dull dull!

997
01:47:35,069 --> 01:47:36,242
Caesar?

998
01:47:37,968 --> 01:47:39,763
If I don't do
something fairly soon,

999
01:47:39,867 --> 01:47:42,421
I shall be remembered
as "Caligula the Dull".

1000
01:47:42,525 --> 01:47:44,630
I can see it in
the history books.

1001
01:47:45,976 --> 01:47:48,841
Things are going
far too well, Longinus.

1002
01:47:48,945 --> 01:47:50,360
- Too well?
- [Caligula] Yes!

1003
01:47:50,464 --> 01:47:52,914
No wars, no
catastrophes, nothing.

1004
01:47:53,018 --> 01:47:55,227
It's been ages since
we had a proper earthquake.

1005
01:47:55,330 --> 01:47:57,816
Well, what nature won't do,
we'll have to do ourselves.

1006
01:47:57,919 --> 01:47:59,024
[Longinus] Lord?

1007
01:48:00,094 --> 01:48:01,716
There will be a famine.

1008
01:48:01,820 --> 01:48:04,339
- But the granaries are crammed full.
- [Caligula] Exactly!

1009
01:48:04,443 --> 01:48:06,687
- Close them down.
- Close them?

1010
01:48:06,790 --> 01:48:07,790
Yes.

1011
01:48:07,826 --> 01:48:10,069
Stop all the grain supplies,

1012
01:48:10,173 --> 01:48:14,039
and issue an order that every citizen
will get provisions every day,

1013
01:48:14,142 --> 01:48:17,560
for which they will bless
their beloved Emperor.

1014
01:48:17,663 --> 01:48:18,940
[Longinus] Yes, Lord.

1015
01:48:20,942 --> 01:48:22,944
What else?

1016
01:48:23,048 --> 01:48:26,292
Perhaps I could conquer Persia,
like Alexander.

1017
01:48:26,396 --> 01:48:28,018
The people would love that.

1018
01:48:28,122 --> 01:48:30,814
I think war is
a stupid business, don't you?

1019
01:48:30,918 --> 01:48:32,091
Yes, Lord.

1020
01:48:33,748 --> 01:48:34,887
I want a bridge

1021
01:48:34,991 --> 01:48:37,580
right across the Bay of Naples.

1022
01:48:38,097 --> 01:48:39,133
Yes, Lord.

1023
01:48:39,236 --> 01:48:40,272
And a ship.

1024
01:48:40,375 --> 01:48:41,445
Yes, Lord.

1025
01:48:41,549 --> 01:48:44,932
[Caligula] With
the most beautiful garden.

1026
01:48:45,035 --> 01:48:48,038
Drusilla loves gardens
and she likes the sea.

1027
01:48:49,281 --> 01:48:50,938
Which reminds me

1028
01:48:51,041 --> 01:48:53,181
we haven't had a sea battle
for a long time.

1029
01:48:53,941 --> 01:48:55,287
Flood the amphitheater,

1030
01:48:55,390 --> 01:48:59,533
we'll have a sea battle
between Greeks and Trojans.

1031
01:48:59,636 --> 01:49:00,810
Yes, Lord.

1032
01:49:01,914 --> 01:49:03,813
- Longinus?
- Yes, Lord?

1033
01:49:04,779 --> 01:49:07,368
Why do the Romans look so ugly?

1034
01:49:07,471 --> 01:49:09,266
Issue an edict,

1035
01:49:09,370 --> 01:49:12,684
every man is to wear
two partings in his hair.

1036
01:49:13,961 --> 01:49:15,031
Yes, Lord.

1037
01:49:18,241 --> 01:49:21,520
Can't you ever say anything
except "Yes, Lord"?

1038
01:49:21,624 --> 01:49:23,315
No wonder life's so dull.

1039
01:49:25,282 --> 01:49:26,282
Yes, Lord.

1040
01:49:26,318 --> 01:49:28,216
[Caligula barking like a dog]

1041
01:49:38,123 --> 01:49:40,194
[woman screaming]

1042
01:49:40,297 --> 01:49:42,058
[audience murmuring]

1043
01:49:43,059 --> 01:49:45,095
[woman screaming]

1044
01:49:45,751 --> 01:49:47,615
[asks for silence]

1045
01:49:50,376 --> 01:49:51,412
Curtain!

1046
01:49:51,515 --> 01:49:53,759
[audience applauding]

1047
01:50:00,248 --> 01:50:02,078
[Caesonia screaming]

1048
01:50:09,464 --> 01:50:12,019
The child's head
has just appeared!

1049
01:50:13,054 --> 01:50:15,022
[Caligula and audience cheering]

1050
01:50:28,483 --> 01:50:29,519
Is he alive?

1051
01:50:29,623 --> 01:50:31,072
Yes, Caesar!

1052
01:50:38,286 --> 01:50:39,391
My lords

1053
01:50:41,255 --> 01:50:43,706
I am now to be
married to Caesonia,

1054
01:50:43,809 --> 01:50:46,122
the mother of my son,

1055
01:50:46,225 --> 01:50:48,158
Caligula Germanicus!

1056
01:51:01,137 --> 01:51:02,276
The ring the ring

1057
01:51:05,382 --> 01:51:07,661
[Caesonia screaming]

1058
01:51:07,764 --> 01:51:10,698
[audience continues applauding]

1059
01:51:10,802 --> 01:51:12,873
[newborn crying]

1060
01:51:14,115 --> 01:51:19,017
You are now wife, mother,
and Empress of Rome.

1061
01:51:19,120 --> 01:51:20,328
It's a girl.

1062
01:51:24,332 --> 01:51:25,644
It is not a girl.

1063
01:51:25,748 --> 01:51:27,508
Did you not hear Caesar say

1064
01:51:27,611 --> 01:51:29,579
I heard the words of Caesar,

1065
01:51:29,683 --> 01:51:30,822
but your daughter did not.

1066
01:51:30,925 --> 01:51:33,479
[newborn continues crying]

1067
01:51:53,258 --> 01:51:55,053
I should have
waited, shouldn't I?

1068
01:51:55,156 --> 01:51:56,986
There will be other children.

1069
01:52:04,131 --> 01:52:05,235
Longinus?

1070
01:52:07,893 --> 01:52:09,688
One month of free games,

1071
01:52:09,792 --> 01:52:12,656
and a gold coin to every Roman,

1072
01:52:12,760 --> 01:52:15,280
to celebrate the birth of my son

1073
01:52:18,145 --> 01:52:20,147
my daughter

1074
01:52:20,250 --> 01:52:21,493
Julia Drusilla!

1075
01:52:24,841 --> 01:52:27,154
Caesar, Caesar

1076
01:52:28,431 --> 01:52:29,812
The fever.

1077
01:52:47,622 --> 01:52:49,003
[woman] She looks sick

1078
01:52:50,142 --> 01:52:52,006
[woman 2] Did he say the fever?

1079
01:52:53,663 --> 01:52:55,320
[woman 3] It's the fever

1080
01:52:56,079 --> 01:52:57,253
This place isn't safe.

1081
01:52:57,356 --> 01:52:58,910
We must leave

1082
01:52:59,945 --> 01:53:01,498
Let's get out of here

1083
01:53:02,948 --> 01:53:07,125
[suspenseful music]

1084
01:54:12,880 --> 01:54:14,226
[blackbird squawking]

1085
01:54:36,386 --> 01:54:37,905
[panting]

1086
01:54:52,506 --> 01:54:54,266
Drusilla, I'm here.

1087
01:55:02,930 --> 01:55:04,656
It's your Little Boots.

1088
01:55:09,937 --> 01:55:11,974
[Drusilla moaning]

1089
01:55:15,770 --> 01:55:18,083
Do something.

1090
01:55:18,187 --> 01:55:20,465
I'm doing
everything I can, Caesar,

1091
01:55:20,568 --> 01:55:23,192
I swear, but the fever

1092
01:55:25,953 --> 01:55:27,644
Don't leave me.

1093
01:55:28,473 --> 01:55:29,612
Not now.

1094
01:55:30,440 --> 01:55:32,270
[Drusilla panting]

1095
01:55:40,830 --> 01:55:43,453
[Drusilla crying]

1096
01:55:45,283 --> 01:55:48,320
Holy Isis, save her.

1097
01:55:49,528 --> 01:55:50,564
Take me.

1098
01:55:52,566 --> 01:55:55,500
Caesar begs
you, almighty mother.

1099
01:56:10,411 --> 01:56:11,447
Caesar

1100
01:56:50,279 --> 01:56:51,279
No

1101
01:56:57,424 --> 01:56:58,424
No

1102
01:57:03,844 --> 01:57:05,156
No

1103
01:57:23,070 --> 01:57:25,693
[Caligula humming]

1104
01:58:07,942 --> 01:58:12,154
[melancholic music]

1105
01:58:43,426 --> 01:58:44,565
Leave us

1106
01:58:45,532 --> 01:58:46,636
go

1107
01:58:51,745 --> 01:58:54,851
Get out out get out!

1108
01:58:55,749 --> 01:58:57,923
Get out! Out!

1109
01:58:58,890 --> 01:59:00,202
Get out!

1110
01:59:01,962 --> 01:59:03,446
Get out!

1111
01:59:05,345 --> 01:59:06,829
[Claudius sobbing]

1112
01:59:10,246 --> 01:59:11,627
Get out!

1113
01:59:53,462 --> 01:59:57,673
[dramatic choral music]

1114
02:00:19,419 --> 02:00:22,663
[dramatic choral music]

1115
02:00:49,587 --> 02:00:51,830
[dramatic music intensifies]

1116
02:00:57,767 --> 02:01:00,287
No!

1117
02:01:13,921 --> 02:01:15,026
[distant cheering]

1118
02:01:15,129 --> 02:01:16,441
[distant laughing]

1119
02:03:35,787 --> 02:03:37,617
Do you have any news of him?

1120
02:03:50,630 --> 02:03:52,942
According to one report,

1121
02:03:54,012 --> 02:03:55,635
he's gone to Egypt.

1122
02:03:58,292 --> 02:04:00,950
And according to
the other reports?

1123
02:04:02,504 --> 02:04:04,506
[sighing]

1124
02:04:20,867 --> 02:04:22,144
To Greece

1125
02:04:24,940 --> 02:04:26,148
to Carthage

1126
02:04:28,288 --> 02:04:29,634
to Persia

1127
02:04:34,190 --> 02:04:35,190
to Gaul.

1128
02:04:36,779 --> 02:04:39,023
And where do you think he is?

1129
02:04:39,126 --> 02:04:41,059
He could be anywhere.

1130
02:04:42,475 --> 02:04:43,614
No.

1131
02:04:44,338 --> 02:04:46,824
He is here. In Rome.

1132
02:04:48,170 --> 02:04:49,620
He is testing us.

1133
02:04:51,553 --> 02:04:54,072
I wouldn't laugh if
I were you, Longinus.

1134
02:04:54,176 --> 02:04:56,109
Neither will I dine
nor bathe with my children,

1135
02:04:56,212 --> 02:04:59,077
nor have intercourse
with my parents for a month.

1136
02:05:00,078 --> 02:05:02,598
[tension music]

1137
02:05:09,087 --> 02:05:12,159
[prisoners shouting]

1138
02:06:43,803 --> 02:06:45,114
[woman screaming]

1139
02:06:48,290 --> 02:06:50,326
[woman screaming]

1140
02:07:08,793 --> 02:07:13,073
[suspenseful music]

1141
02:07:45,727 --> 02:07:47,970
[prisoners grunting]

1142
02:09:11,744 --> 02:09:13,331
[prisoners laughing]

1143
02:09:25,619 --> 02:09:27,207
[prisoners shouting]

1144
02:10:17,602 --> 02:10:19,156
[prisoners laughing]

1145
02:11:05,858 --> 02:11:09,965
[senators debating]

1146
02:11:36,819 --> 02:11:38,925
[senators quieting down]

1147
02:11:48,107 --> 02:11:50,350
I have existed
from the morning of the world,

1148
02:11:50,454 --> 02:11:53,664
and I shall exist until the last
star falls from the night.

1149
02:11:53,767 --> 02:11:57,081
Although I have taken
the form of Gaius Caligula,

1150
02:11:57,185 --> 02:12:01,361
I am no man as I am all men,
and therefore I am

1151
02:12:02,984 --> 02:12:04,157
a god.

1152
02:12:10,129 --> 02:12:13,511
[suspenseful music]

1153
02:12:20,415 --> 02:12:23,694
I shall wait for the unanimous
decision of the Senate, Claudius.

1154
02:12:25,523 --> 02:12:30,494
All those
who say "aye", say "aye"!

1155
02:12:35,671 --> 02:12:37,570
Aye!

1156
02:12:37,673 --> 02:12:41,712
- Aye!
- Aye!

1157
02:12:41,815 --> 02:12:42,955
Aye!

1158
02:12:43,058 --> 02:12:44,646
[shouting]

1159
02:12:44,749 --> 02:12:45,749
Aye!

1160
02:12:45,819 --> 02:12:47,131
Aye!

1161
02:12:47,683 --> 02:12:49,444
Aye! Aye!

1162
02:12:49,547 --> 02:12:51,239
Aye!

1163
02:12:52,102 --> 02:12:53,551
[Caligula] Aye!

1164
02:12:54,967 --> 02:12:56,382
Aye!

1165
02:12:57,797 --> 02:12:59,040
Aye!

1166
02:12:59,695 --> 02:13:00,765
Aye!

1167
02:13:01,663 --> 02:13:03,009
Aye!

1168
02:13:03,665 --> 02:13:04,769
Aye!

1169
02:13:06,426 --> 02:13:07,565
Aye!

1170
02:13:17,990 --> 02:13:21,165
[baaing like a sheep]

1171
02:13:37,216 --> 02:13:39,356
[continues baaing like a sheep]

1172
02:14:01,516 --> 02:14:07,142
The period of
mourning is now over!

1173
02:14:07,246 --> 02:14:09,662
[Caligula continues baaing]

1174
02:14:31,649 --> 02:14:35,343
[suspenseful music]

1175
02:14:54,016 --> 02:14:55,639
All right, Caesonia,

1176
02:14:56,709 --> 02:14:58,642
what have I done?

1177
02:14:58,745 --> 02:15:01,334
Why did you make
the Senate declare you a god?

1178
02:15:01,438 --> 02:15:03,992
That was the Senate's
decision, not mine.

1179
02:15:04,096 --> 02:15:06,753
Anyway, I am a god.

1180
02:15:08,824 --> 02:15:10,585
A god with human feelings?

1181
02:15:11,310 --> 02:15:13,519
A god in human form.

1182
02:15:14,934 --> 02:15:16,625
You believe that don't you?

1183
02:15:17,902 --> 02:15:19,525
Oh, yes, of course.

1184
02:15:19,628 --> 02:15:22,390
Then you're just
as stupid as they are.

1185
02:15:30,881 --> 02:15:33,953
I don't want them
to kill your human form.

1186
02:15:34,056 --> 02:15:37,129
They won't. They're sheep.

1187
02:15:37,232 --> 02:15:39,752
I'm surrounded by
hypocrites and sheep,

1188
02:15:39,855 --> 02:15:43,687
forever talking
about service and loyalty.

1189
02:15:44,343 --> 02:15:45,792
[baaing] Sheep.

1190
02:15:45,896 --> 02:15:47,691
[baaing like a sheep]

1191
02:15:47,794 --> 02:15:50,280
I don't trust the Senate.

1192
02:15:51,073 --> 02:15:53,697
I don't trust Longinus,

1193
02:15:53,800 --> 02:15:55,940
and I don't trust Charea.

1194
02:15:56,044 --> 02:15:57,459
[baaing like a sheep]

1195
02:15:58,633 --> 02:16:01,463
I only trust my little giant.

1196
02:16:05,018 --> 02:16:06,158
And not me?

1197
02:16:11,404 --> 02:16:14,821
I trust your heart,
but not your head.

1198
02:16:23,865 --> 02:16:26,350
I know. I am not Drusilla.

1199
02:16:38,914 --> 02:16:40,192
Caligula

1200
02:16:45,369 --> 02:16:47,544
Isis loves us.

1201
02:16:48,510 --> 02:16:51,410
We have everything everything!

1202
02:16:54,067 --> 02:16:55,621
Why can't you be happy?

1203
02:16:56,518 --> 02:16:57,795
Happy?

1204
02:16:57,899 --> 02:17:01,351
A happy emperor
on the throne of Rome?

1205
02:17:02,973 --> 02:17:04,630
That would be unique.

1206
02:17:04,733 --> 02:17:08,841
Do you have to make your contempt
for the institution so obvious?

1207
02:17:08,944 --> 02:17:09,980
Yes!

1208
02:17:10,083 --> 02:17:11,464
Why?

1209
02:17:14,398 --> 02:17:16,228
It is my inspiration.

1210
02:17:37,628 --> 02:17:40,286
Aren't you going
to finish the massage?

1211
02:18:17,634 --> 02:18:19,429
You can't, Caesonia.

1212
02:18:21,810 --> 02:18:22,984
I'm a god

1213
02:19:38,956 --> 02:19:42,926
Don't you think all the gods
look a lot more sympathetic now?

1214
02:19:43,029 --> 02:19:45,584
Oh, yes, divine Caesar.

1215
02:19:47,413 --> 02:19:49,864
I was talking to Incitatus.

1216
02:19:49,967 --> 02:19:51,141
[nickering]

1217
02:19:53,385 --> 02:19:54,558
[nickering]

1218
02:20:04,154 --> 02:20:05,880
You like them, don't you?

1219
02:20:07,744 --> 02:20:09,470
[whispering] What do you say?

1220
02:20:12,576 --> 02:20:15,337
I thought he was a deaf mute.

1221
02:20:15,441 --> 02:20:19,031
All things speak to god,
and all things listen.

1222
02:20:24,519 --> 02:20:25,693
Longinus

1223
02:20:25,796 --> 02:20:26,901
Caesar?

1224
02:20:28,420 --> 02:20:32,113
We will invade Britain.

1225
02:20:32,216 --> 02:20:34,011
But we can't possibly afford it

1226
02:20:34,115 --> 02:20:37,739
Don't contradict me,
I can't bear contradictions!

1227
02:20:46,023 --> 02:20:48,681
I am inflexible.

1228
02:20:53,824 --> 02:20:57,241
Then, Lord,
we should restore the wine tax.

1229
02:20:57,345 --> 02:20:59,796
No, no, no, no, no.

1230
02:20:59,899 --> 02:21:01,176
No.

1231
02:21:01,280 --> 02:21:03,938
The people won't love me
if we tax their wine.

1232
02:21:04,041 --> 02:21:06,941
Then how will
we raise the money?

1233
02:21:12,222 --> 02:21:15,121
Wars, Longinus. Wars.

1234
02:21:15,225 --> 02:21:18,055
Conquest. Plunder. Slaves.

1235
02:21:19,678 --> 02:21:22,163
That is the logical
way to raise money.

1236
02:21:22,266 --> 02:21:23,958
Make the preparations.

1237
02:21:24,061 --> 02:21:25,649
Yes, divine Caesar.

1238
02:21:25,753 --> 02:21:30,412
Andwe only have to
collect it. Rome, too,

1239
02:21:30,516 --> 02:21:35,245
Don't you worry, Longinus,
we shall raise it by the bushel.

1240
02:21:49,777 --> 02:21:51,433
Do you like my new march?

1241
02:21:51,537 --> 02:21:53,781
[Longinus] Yes, divine Caesar.

1242
02:21:58,233 --> 02:22:00,788
[Caligula] I think
I'll teach it to my legions.

1243
02:22:17,425 --> 02:22:19,945
Caesonia, how do I look?

1244
02:22:27,539 --> 02:22:29,230
Enjoy yourself.

1245
02:22:30,024 --> 02:22:31,128
Take care.

1246
02:22:40,413 --> 02:22:42,588
Now the fun begins.

1247
02:22:42,692 --> 02:22:44,866
But are they going
to enjoy it as well?

1248
02:22:44,970 --> 02:22:47,662
I don't know.
Should we find out?

1249
02:22:48,629 --> 02:22:50,078
Longinus!

1250
02:22:54,945 --> 02:22:59,260
Ah, Longinus,
my financial wizard.

1251
02:23:00,572 --> 02:23:01,849
Longinus,

1252
02:23:02,988 --> 02:23:05,197
we have a question for you.

1253
02:23:05,818 --> 02:23:08,683
Who is making
the most money in Rome?

1254
02:23:15,241 --> 02:23:16,311
Answer

1255
02:23:16,415 --> 02:23:17,830
the pimps!

1256
02:23:21,869 --> 02:23:23,698
Question number two:

1257
02:23:24,803 --> 02:23:28,738
Who are the most
lascivious sluts in Rome?

1258
02:23:31,050 --> 02:23:32,051
Who?

1259
02:23:38,955 --> 02:23:39,955
Answer

1260
02:23:40,646 --> 02:23:42,372
the senators' wives.

1261
02:23:53,038 --> 02:23:54,108
Solution?

1262
02:23:56,973 --> 02:23:59,078
The Imperial Brothel!

1263
02:24:04,981 --> 02:24:07,328
[performers grunting]

1264
02:24:30,627 --> 02:24:34,010
- [whips cracking]
- [moans]

1265
02:24:38,670 --> 02:24:43,882
Only five gold pieces for each
and every twenty minutes,

1266
02:24:43,985 --> 02:24:45,469
and that's a bargain,

1267
02:24:45,573 --> 02:24:48,749
because some of the women here
are respectable married ladies

1268
02:24:49,370 --> 02:24:51,579
virgins, whores

1269
02:24:51,683 --> 02:24:54,237
senators' wives

1270
02:24:54,340 --> 02:24:57,067
I'll have to work out
a special rate for you.

1271
02:25:05,869 --> 02:25:08,389
Just five gold pieces!

1272
02:25:10,771 --> 02:25:13,774
Everybody lasting
three hours or more

1273
02:25:13,877 --> 02:25:17,709
will receive Caesar's
special prize for endurance!

1274
02:25:24,888 --> 02:25:26,441
Hairy nipples

1275
02:25:29,790 --> 02:25:31,999
Senator Marcellus,

1276
02:25:32,102 --> 02:25:35,002
your wife will
drive our customers away!

1277
02:25:38,350 --> 02:25:39,800
Try hot walnuts.

1278
02:25:54,918 --> 02:25:57,369
[moaning intensifies]

1279
02:26:24,637 --> 02:26:27,019
Now we sail for Britain!

1280
02:26:35,856 --> 02:26:38,272
[moans]

1281
02:26:53,080 --> 02:26:57,256
[music intensifies]

1282
02:27:29,012 --> 02:27:31,187
[birds chirping]

1283
02:27:48,687 --> 02:27:51,966
[Caligula] Mars tells me
we will enjoy a great victory.

1284
02:27:55,452 --> 02:27:56,833
What is he doing?

1285
02:27:56,937 --> 02:27:59,560
We're only a few
hours march from Rome.

1286
02:28:21,271 --> 02:28:22,307
Charea,

1287
02:28:24,171 --> 02:28:26,449
is everything
prepared for the invasion?

1288
02:28:27,001 --> 02:28:28,209
Yes, Caesar

1289
02:28:28,761 --> 02:28:30,004
Only

1290
02:28:30,591 --> 02:28:31,592
Only what?

1291
02:28:33,387 --> 02:28:34,767
Where is Britain?

1292
02:28:34,871 --> 02:28:36,217
Where?

1293
02:28:37,460 --> 02:28:38,564
There!

1294
02:28:40,083 --> 02:28:42,568
Oh, yes, Lord. There.

1295
02:28:43,431 --> 02:28:45,123
- But
- But what?

1296
02:28:48,540 --> 02:28:50,024
There is no enemy.

1297
02:28:51,543 --> 02:28:53,234
There is papyrus.

1298
02:28:54,339 --> 02:28:56,410
Papyrus, divine Caesar?

1299
02:28:56,513 --> 02:29:00,000
Yes, papyrus. Don't
be so stupid, Charea.

1300
02:29:00,103 --> 02:29:03,348
Order my army to attack
and destroy that papyrus.

1301
02:29:05,557 --> 02:29:09,112
After all, we must have some
proof that I conquered Britain.

1302
02:29:13,530 --> 02:29:15,498
[war horns blowing]

1303
02:29:21,469 --> 02:29:23,851
[shouting orders]

1304
02:29:23,955 --> 02:29:26,198
[soldiers shouting]

1305
02:29:35,725 --> 02:29:38,003
[shouting intensifies]

1306
02:29:47,840 --> 02:29:50,567
[war horns blowing]

1307
02:30:03,891 --> 02:30:05,651
[Caligula] Attack!

1308
02:30:06,480 --> 02:30:08,102
Destroy!

1309
02:30:25,913 --> 02:30:28,053
Get it get over there!

1310
02:30:37,614 --> 02:30:40,376
[soldiers shouting]

1311
02:30:45,001 --> 02:30:46,554
Kill!

1312
02:31:01,949 --> 02:31:06,367
[slow drumming march]

1313
02:31:27,526 --> 02:31:30,840
While all of you
were living safely here in Rome,

1314
02:31:32,048 --> 02:31:34,602
your beloved
emperor was risking his life

1315
02:31:34,706 --> 02:31:38,089
to preserve and
enlarge the Empire.

1316
02:31:41,989 --> 02:31:43,473
I have heard rumors

1317
02:31:43,577 --> 02:31:45,937
that the Senate doesn't believe
that I ever went to Britain.

1318
02:31:46,580 --> 02:31:49,030
No no, Lord.

1319
02:31:49,134 --> 02:31:50,963
I did conquer Britain,

1320
02:31:51,067 --> 02:31:55,140
and I have a hundred thousand
papyrus canes to prove it!

1321
02:31:56,486 --> 02:31:59,869
- [drums start]
- [guests applauding]

1322
02:32:05,357 --> 02:32:06,807
[guests] Hail!

1323
02:32:08,809 --> 02:32:10,397
Hail!

1324
02:32:12,123 --> 02:32:13,538
Hail!

1325
02:32:31,072 --> 02:32:32,591
They hate you now.

1326
02:32:33,627 --> 02:32:36,871
Let them hate me,
so long as they fear me.

1327
02:32:36,975 --> 02:32:41,600
But they are consuls, senators,
they are important men.

1328
02:32:41,704 --> 02:32:44,258
So important
that they approve all I do?

1329
02:32:44,362 --> 02:32:45,673
They must be mad!

1330
02:32:45,777 --> 02:32:47,054
They say nothing!

1331
02:32:47,158 --> 02:32:49,436
I don't know what else to do
to provoke them.

1332
02:33:00,032 --> 02:33:02,483
[drumming continues]

1333
02:33:18,672 --> 02:33:19,742
Cowards.

1334
02:33:20,570 --> 02:33:21,606
Sheep.

1335
02:33:27,059 --> 02:33:29,683
Almighty Caesar says

1336
02:33:32,203 --> 02:33:33,342
take a grape

1337
02:33:35,620 --> 02:33:37,553
and catch it in your mouth.

1338
02:33:41,419 --> 02:33:46,907
Fail, fail, fail, fail, fail,
fail, fail, fail, fail.

1339
02:33:47,010 --> 02:33:50,186
Fail, fail, fail.

1340
02:33:50,290 --> 02:33:52,050
Keep a note
of all those who fail, Longinus.

1341
02:33:52,153 --> 02:33:53,083
[Longinus] Yes, Caesar.

1342
02:33:53,085 --> 02:33:55,467
Almighty Caesar says stand!

1343
02:33:59,126 --> 02:34:00,990
Almighty Caesar says get down!

1344
02:34:07,272 --> 02:34:09,826
Almighty Caesar says turn right!

1345
02:34:09,930 --> 02:34:12,312
Fail! Fail!
Fail! Fail! Fail! Fail!

1346
02:34:12,415 --> 02:34:14,555
Fail! Fail! Fail!

1347
02:34:14,659 --> 02:34:16,971
Almighty Caesar
says run down the middle!

1348
02:34:19,457 --> 02:34:21,769
Almighty Caesar says hop!

1349
02:34:22,736 --> 02:34:23,632
Stop!

1350
02:34:23,634 --> 02:34:26,188
Fail! Fail!
Fail! Fail! Fail! Fail!

1351
02:34:26,291 --> 02:34:27,361
Fail! Fail!

1352
02:34:27,465 --> 02:34:29,329
Almighty Caesar says hop! Stop.

1353
02:34:29,432 --> 02:34:33,540
Hop. Stop. Hop. Stop. Hop. Stop.

1354
02:34:34,955 --> 02:34:37,302
Almighty Caesar says crawl

1355
02:34:38,407 --> 02:34:41,306
crawl crawl

1356
02:34:41,410 --> 02:34:44,620
Crawl! Crawl! Crawl!

1357
02:34:45,414 --> 02:34:48,313
I hate them!

1358
02:34:56,563 --> 02:34:59,945
Almighty Caesar says stop.

1359
02:35:10,335 --> 02:35:13,062
Almighty Caesar says,

1360
02:35:13,165 --> 02:35:15,271
to balance the state budget,

1361
02:35:15,375 --> 02:35:19,931
we shall confiscate the entire estates of
all those who have failed.

1362
02:35:23,072 --> 02:35:24,970
Read out your list, Longinus.

1363
02:35:28,077 --> 02:35:29,837
Senators Galba

1364
02:35:30,355 --> 02:35:31,701
Amponius

1365
02:35:32,668 --> 02:35:33,668
Marcellus

1366
02:35:35,429 --> 02:35:36,775
Antonius

1367
02:35:37,362 --> 02:35:38,708
Cassius

1368
02:35:41,090 --> 02:35:42,263
Charea

1369
02:35:42,367 --> 02:35:44,162
[Longinus
continues reciting names]

1370
02:35:44,265 --> 02:35:45,922
[Caligula] They have failed me.

1371
02:35:47,096 --> 02:35:48,822
They have failed Rome.

1372
02:35:50,202 --> 02:35:51,202
Arrest them.

1373
02:35:53,930 --> 02:35:56,692
[Longinus
continues reciting names]

1374
02:35:57,624 --> 02:36:02,456
Almighty Caesar
says arrest them.

1375
02:36:02,560 --> 02:36:04,631
[Longinus stops reciting names]

1376
02:36:09,394 --> 02:36:11,396
Guards! Arrest them!

1377
02:36:11,500 --> 02:36:13,778
[screams]

1378
02:36:31,312 --> 02:36:34,557
Almighty Caesar
says finish your dinner.

1379
02:36:37,836 --> 02:36:38,906
Eat!

1380
02:36:54,059 --> 02:36:55,613
[whispering] Watch Charea.

1381
02:36:56,407 --> 02:36:57,822
[whispering] Why?

1382
02:36:58,719 --> 02:37:00,583
The omens are not good.

1383
02:37:00,687 --> 02:37:01,998
Be on your guard.

1384
02:37:05,208 --> 02:37:07,763
I think he intends to kill me.

1385
02:37:16,806 --> 02:37:18,739
What is so amusing, Caesar?

1386
02:37:19,671 --> 02:37:21,224
Just a thought.

1387
02:37:21,328 --> 02:37:22,985
May I ask what thought?

1388
02:37:27,610 --> 02:37:29,267
All I have to do
is to nod my head,

1389
02:37:29,370 --> 02:37:32,788
and both your throats will
be cut right here at dinner.

1390
02:37:34,755 --> 02:37:36,930
That is the emperor's privilege.

1391
02:37:38,414 --> 02:37:41,659
Is it true that there's been a
conspiracy against me, Longinus?

1392
02:37:41,762 --> 02:37:45,559
Well, Lord that is I mean

1393
02:37:45,663 --> 02:37:49,149
there seems to be a secret plot

1394
02:37:49,252 --> 02:37:51,748
A plot is always a secret. If it's not
a secret it is not a plot but a plan.

1395
02:37:51,772 --> 02:37:53,222
That is logical,
is it not, Claudius?

1396
02:37:53,325 --> 02:37:55,983
Even a halfwit can see that,
and you're a halfwit.

1397
02:37:56,087 --> 02:37:58,952
Half of me is, Caesar.

1398
02:38:08,548 --> 02:38:12,103
When is the next
consular election?

1399
02:38:12,206 --> 02:38:14,692
In two weeks, divine Caesar.

1400
02:38:15,624 --> 02:38:18,765
In two weeks
I shall select as consul

1401
02:38:19,593 --> 02:38:22,493
the noblest Roman of you all.

1402
02:38:24,667 --> 02:38:29,569
[classic music]

1403
02:38:54,801 --> 02:38:58,598
I, Caligula Caesar,
in the name of the S

1404
02:39:03,154 --> 02:39:06,744
In the name of
the people of Rome,

1405
02:39:06,847 --> 02:39:10,471
do now designate as consul

1406
02:39:10,575 --> 02:39:12,163
Incitatus!

1407
02:39:15,235 --> 02:39:16,581
Hail!

1408
02:39:16,685 --> 02:39:20,654
[crowd cheering]

1409
02:39:25,625 --> 02:39:27,937
He appeals to the people.

1410
02:39:28,904 --> 02:39:31,562
The Senate count for nothing.

1411
02:39:31,665 --> 02:39:34,185
The new consul
will now address the Senate.

1412
02:39:43,228 --> 02:39:44,644
[Incitatus farting]

1413
02:39:46,266 --> 02:39:48,199
[laughing]

1414
02:39:50,753 --> 02:39:53,860
All hail Incitatus!

1415
02:39:53,963 --> 02:39:54,963
Hail!

1416
02:39:54,999 --> 02:39:57,277
- [laughs]
- [cheering]

1417
02:39:57,380 --> 02:39:59,037
Hail!

1418
02:39:59,969 --> 02:40:01,384
Hail!

1419
02:40:03,904 --> 02:40:05,250
Hail!

1420
02:40:08,495 --> 02:40:09,703
Hail!

1421
02:40:11,498 --> 02:40:15,226
He has mocked the gods and the
Senate, and humiliated the army.

1422
02:40:15,329 --> 02:40:17,400
And prostituted our wives!

1423
02:40:18,954 --> 02:40:20,852
That's why the people love him.

1424
02:40:23,579 --> 02:40:25,616
May he be happy.

1425
02:40:26,962 --> 02:40:27,962
Happy?

1426
02:40:29,447 --> 02:40:30,447
Happy.

1427
02:40:31,898 --> 02:40:34,659
- [laughs]
- [cheering]

1428
02:40:53,954 --> 02:40:56,750
What would
you do if you were me?

1429
02:41:22,949 --> 02:41:24,778
You never answer me.

1430
02:41:43,314 --> 02:41:44,487
You don't exist.

1431
02:41:53,565 --> 02:41:55,153
You don't exist.

1432
02:41:56,465 --> 02:41:58,709
You don't exist!

1433
02:42:01,781 --> 02:42:02,989
No!

1434
02:42:09,167 --> 02:42:10,168
No!

1435
02:42:17,313 --> 02:42:18,625
No!

1436
02:42:18,729 --> 02:42:20,109
No!

1437
02:42:20,592 --> 02:42:21,592
No!

1438
02:42:22,180 --> 02:42:23,180
No!

1439
02:42:23,526 --> 02:42:25,252
No!

1440
02:42:25,356 --> 02:42:27,151
You don't exist!

1441
02:42:28,497 --> 02:42:30,844
You don't exist!

1442
02:42:32,466 --> 02:42:33,709
No!

1443
02:42:33,813 --> 02:42:35,918
No! No!

1444
02:42:40,198 --> 02:42:41,199
No!

1445
02:42:47,723 --> 02:42:49,035
No!

1446
02:42:53,660 --> 02:42:55,075
[cries]

1447
02:43:40,120 --> 02:43:44,331
[suspenseful music]

1448
02:45:23,844 --> 02:45:28,056
[suspenseful music]

1449
02:46:18,002 --> 02:46:19,383
[scream]

1450
02:46:38,954 --> 02:46:40,266
[Caesonia] You need sleep.

1451
02:46:42,578 --> 02:46:45,685
I think I shall have to resign
myself to living forever.

1452
02:46:47,135 --> 02:46:48,446
I hope you do.

1453
02:47:05,912 --> 02:47:07,672
I am going bald.

1454
02:47:15,784 --> 02:47:17,234
No, you're not.

1455
02:47:17,337 --> 02:47:20,064
You've never been able
to face the facts, have you?

1456
02:47:21,031 --> 02:47:22,929
The facts?

1457
02:47:23,033 --> 02:47:25,104
Oh, yes, my lord.

1458
02:47:25,759 --> 02:47:26,759
Can you?

1459
02:47:34,596 --> 02:47:36,115
I need some sleep.

1460
02:47:38,151 --> 02:47:39,359
I need you.

1461
02:47:55,375 --> 02:47:57,412
[blackbird squawking]

1462
02:48:07,042 --> 02:48:11,253
[tension music]

1463
02:48:27,511 --> 02:48:29,099
[whispering] Are you ready?

1464
02:48:30,514 --> 02:48:33,551
Will you speak
your lines, sister Isis?

1465
02:48:36,658 --> 02:48:42,629
Long have I wandered
in the land of men in search of you,

1466
02:48:42,733 --> 02:48:44,390
brother Osiris.

1467
02:48:52,743 --> 02:48:57,334
I have been
killed and cut into bits.

1468
02:49:00,026 --> 02:49:03,098
You put my pieces together,

1469
02:49:03,202 --> 02:49:06,446
bringing back life with a kiss.

1470
02:49:17,837 --> 02:49:18,941
He's waving at us.

1471
02:49:19,045 --> 02:49:20,426
Wave back.

1472
02:49:36,269 --> 02:49:38,237
It doesn't matter.

1473
02:49:38,340 --> 02:49:40,446
It's only a show.

1474
02:49:45,105 --> 02:49:49,317
[suspenseful music]

1475
02:50:55,762 --> 02:50:58,386
[Caligula] Dancing
master, who are these people?

1476
02:50:58,489 --> 02:51:01,181
[dancing master]
They are the dancers from Troy,

1477
02:51:01,285 --> 02:51:02,769
divine Caesar.

1478
02:51:02,873 --> 02:51:03,977
[Caligula gets surprised]

1479
02:51:04,081 --> 02:51:05,081
Troy?

1480
02:51:09,880 --> 02:51:13,815
Do they know
Hector's dance of death?

1481
02:51:14,367 --> 02:51:15,748
Yes, Lord!

1482
02:51:16,438 --> 02:51:20,856
[upbeat music]

1483
02:51:46,641 --> 02:51:50,576
[suspenseful music]

1484
02:52:03,243 --> 02:52:05,556
[Caligula]
You want to see my dance?

1485
02:52:35,068 --> 02:52:36,622
The Password?

1486
02:52:37,761 --> 02:52:38,900
Password?

1487
02:52:41,765 --> 02:52:42,835
Scrotum.

1488
02:52:55,675 --> 02:52:57,608
[Charea] So be it.

1489
02:52:58,368 --> 02:53:00,128
[screaming]

1490
02:53:03,511 --> 02:53:07,446
[dramatic music]

1491
02:53:32,781 --> 02:53:33,955
I

1492
02:53:36,095 --> 02:53:37,130
live.

1493
02:53:38,822 --> 02:53:39,857
I live!

1494
02:53:45,207 --> 02:53:46,450
I

1495
02:53:46,968 --> 02:53:48,072
still

1496
02:53:49,384 --> 02:53:50,661
live

1497
02:54:02,190 --> 02:54:03,605
[Charea] Now.

1498
02:54:22,279 --> 02:54:24,488
[scream]

1499
02:54:43,369 --> 02:54:44,543
Guards!

1500
02:54:56,520 --> 02:54:58,522
Hail Claudius Caesar!

1501
02:54:58,626 --> 02:55:02,008
Hail! Hail! Hail!

1502
02:55:18,991 --> 02:55:23,029
[dramatic music]