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<i>It was a beautiful morning</i>

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<i>in East Texas.</i>

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<i>The kind of morning
that makes you want to get up,</i>

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<i>to dress yourself
and test this acceleration </i>

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<i>due to gravity which does not depend
of the movement of an object.</i>

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I love Saturday.

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<i>The Earth causes the same
gravitational acceleration </i>

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<i>anything,</i>

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<i>even a doll
and a flying ping-pong ball.</i>

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<i>It’s rare for a man of science</i>

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<i>say "yay" when you mean it, but...</i>

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Yay.

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Hello, Herschel.

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You haven't seen a dog

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wander around?

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No. Do you have a dog?

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Somehow. We collected it
after my brother-in-law

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had to leave to live
in a protected residence.

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That looks nice,
are animals prohibited?

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He is in prison.

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Of course.

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<i>In physics,</i>

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<i>there is nothing better</i>

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<i>than predicting an outcome.</i>

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<i>I love predictability.</i>

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<i>The force of gravity: predictable.</i>

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<i>Nuclear fusion: predictable.</i>

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<i>My brother peeing in the shower:</i>

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<i>Repugnant, but predictable.</i>

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<i>What is not predictable:</i>

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<i>dogs.</i>

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<i>I have always been afraid of dogs.</i>

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<i>For me, they're just big ones
hairy question marks.</i>

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<i>Question marks
with teeth.</i>

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<i>In critical situations,
I often lost consciousness.</i>

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<i>This time,
I just lost my voice.</i>

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for help.

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Please help me.

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<i>I just admired</i>

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<i>the unique cane
by Old Old Smurf.</i>

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<i>Smurf-a-loo-loo.</i>

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<i>It's not my cane.</i>

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Lunch is ready.

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Can you go get your brother?

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I watch TV.

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Go ahead.

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It's me who smurfs everything
in this house.

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I heard.

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I said “smurf”.

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I heard the way you said it.

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She can remove her crust
all alone.

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Who are you?

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You're so cute.

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Be careful.

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What are you doing up there?

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I stay alive.

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Whose dog is this?

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I don't know.
Go get help.

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How did he get into the garage?

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Go get help, please.

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We could keep it.

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I beg you,
go get help now.

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I have to tell you something first.

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What ?

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Lunch is ready.

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Did you see that?

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What kind of dog gnaws wood?

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You feed him, right?

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Maybe he's teething.

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When Billy was little,

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he chewed on his park.

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- It's true ?
- He only had three teeth.

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He mainly chewed him out.

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How are you going to fix this?

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I think I'm going to recap it,

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put a fence...

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Like that,
he won't bite him anymore.

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Was this hole always there?

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No, my son, it's a new hole.

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Anyone else afraid of heights?

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Why didn't you call for help?

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I tried,
but no sound came out.

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My poor darling.

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It's very dirty up there.

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It's dad or you
who cleans the garage?

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Don't worry about that.

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Here, some tea.

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Chamomile?

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A teaspoon of honey?

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An ice cube to cool it?

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I put two.

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You had your dose of emotion.

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I prefer an ice cube.

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Drink it.

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It's nice when the children
are in bed

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and we can relax.

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I'm not even going to answer.

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He finally fell asleep.

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He is still shocked.

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Maybe having

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this mutt next door isn't so bad.

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Shelly could finish
by getting used to it.

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It's true.

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You remember
when we all panicked

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because of the fruit
at the bottom of the yogurt?

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Now he eats it without any problem.

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He makes me stir them anyway.

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Maybe
that you could start

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with a small animal
and go there in stages.

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Like a turtle.

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He says they transmit
salmonella.

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A gerbil?

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Apparently,
they caused the plague.

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A bird?

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This one, I know.

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He would steal her hair
to make its nest.

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Mom !

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<i>At least this time,
the sound came out.</i>

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<i>I call that progress.</i>

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What is happening?

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Your dog came into our house.

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How did he do it?

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He slipped through the window.

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You think
that he has eaten away at the wood again?

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I just know
that Sheldon shouted at the dog,

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and that Mary shouted at me.

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And there I look at you in your underwear.

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Herschel, what's going on?

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Bucky entered their house.

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It's funny.

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Perhaps it will be one day,
but not for now.

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I'm really sorry.

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I'll tie it up,
This won't happen again.

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Good night.

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You're not going to believe it.
Look at.

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Their dog left
a dead squirrel in our living room.

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He's a hunting dog.

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I think that means
that he likes you.

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His affection doesn't interest me.

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What interests me is that dogs
and the rodents stay outside.

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Wait.

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How do we know it's Bucky

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who left this squirrel
at your place?

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Maybe this squirrel
was already there.

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Why would there be
a dead squirrel in my living room?

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I don't know
what kind of house you have.

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My house is spotless.

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George, tell them.

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She has a beautiful house.

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Honey, it's definitely Bucky.

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- Which side are you on?
- Yours, always.

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Everyone is angry,
it's late.

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Maybe we should
stop there for this evening?

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It's a good idea.

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Keep your dog away from my son.

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- There you go, you continue.
- I apologize,

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but their dog got in
at our place.

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It's probably your brother
who taught him.

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How dare you?

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I think it's time
to stop.

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How do we know that your son

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didn't lure Bucky inside
to use as a guinea pig?

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My son was sleeping in his bed,
and you have some nerve...

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Good night, George!

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Good night.

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I don't understand why
this dog

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is so interested in Sheldon.

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Maybe Bucky likes the smell?

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Your brother washes three times a day.

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It has no smell.

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The pound.

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No, you don't want
call the pound.

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- Why not ?
- Because

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you live next to these people.

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They called the police when Georgie
played the music too loud.

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Maybe it was them,
maybe it was me.

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No matter,

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you can't throw away

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fuel to the fire.

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They lit this fire,

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and now,
they will get burned.

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I think you drank
enough coffee.

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Why don't you leave me
go talk to Brenda

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and fix things?

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Why do you think
that she will listen to you?

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Because
people love me more than you.

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People like me.

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I didn't say they didn't love you,
I said they preferred me.

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No matter,

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I see her all the time at the bowling alley.

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I know how to do it.

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Very good.

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THANKS.

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Many people like me.

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How are you?

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Your daughter is a pain in the ass,
that's how it's going.

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You don't beat around the bush.

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I always liked that about you.

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Connie, it’s been a long evening.

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Unless you want to play,
That doesn't interest me.

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Let me offer you a drink
and we discuss.

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I'm no longer on your side
that you think so.

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Oddly enough,

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- I doubt it.
- It's true.

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You don't think I recognize
that Mary maybe a little...

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A self-righteous bitch?

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I was going to say "difficult",
but go for yours.

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It rhymes well.

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Brenda, it's by far

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the best Margarita
of all the bowling alleys in town.

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Since when

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Are you married to Herschel?
18, 19 years old?

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19, but it feels like
It's been 30 years.

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You make a beautiful couple.

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I wanted to thank you

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to be so patient and kind
with my daughter and her family

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since they moved in.

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- It's nothing.
- Yes,

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it must be said.

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Mary works hard to raise
these three children,

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including a somewhat special one.

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I see that.

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And have nice neighbors
makes all the difference.

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We try.

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And I know you know
how stressful it is,

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since you have a child yourself

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which is special in its own way.

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What do you mean?

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I know
that Billy is a great little boy,

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but I'm sure he caused you

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some problems.

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If there is indeed a strange child
in the neighborhood,

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he's your grandson.

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I said "special", not "weird".

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I heard you.

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I said "weird."

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You don't mean
that my grandson is weird

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while I offered you
a large Margarita.

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I'm sorry
but you shouldn't have assumed

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that there is something wrong
at my Billy's.

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Honey, that's not a guess.

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I saw the boy
sitting in the ground

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eating
her navel fluff.

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Seriously, mom?
Is this how you put out the fire?

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At least she suffered the worst.

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Why do you say that?

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I snatched him
a large lock of hair.

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It will be cured in a week.

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She will wear a hat
until Labor Day.

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I want to be like you
when I grow up.

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- No, you don't want to.
- Draw again.

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Excuse me, Mrs. Hutchins?

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Do you have a book to recommend to me?
on the fight against phobias?

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It's in the section
personal development.

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Follow me, I've read them all.

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- A phobia in particular?
- The dogs.

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Cynophobia.
She is interesting.

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You knew
that there are more than 50 million dogs

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just in the United States?

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That's 50 million too much.

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00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:24,148
Hold. I read this one
to help me with my haptophobia.

263
00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:28,219
The fear of being touched. I have it too.
Was it useful to you?

264
00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:31,723
When someone wants
touch me,

265
00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:33,158
we'll see.

266
00:11:36,395 --> 00:11:37,862
<i>The fundamental principle</i>

267
00:11:37,897 --> 00:11:39,697
<i>from the book was that phobias</i>

268
00:11:39,732 --> 00:11:41,833
<i>were overcome
through progressive steps</i>

269
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:44,302
<i>in order to be able to confront
the phobia in question.</i>

270
00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:47,371
<i>For my part, I started
by watching a show</i>

271
00:11:47,406 --> 00:11:50,074
<i>who was adored
by all the children of the world,</i>

272
00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:53,244
<i>but who, for me,
was a source of nightmares. </i>

273
00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:56,013
<i>Scooby-Doo!</i>

274
00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:59,250
<i>The next step
was to approach</i>

275
00:11:59,285 --> 00:12:02,053
<i>real dogs.</i>

276
00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:04,756
<i>Although it was
Through a window.</i>

277
00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:06,157
That's enough.

278
00:12:06,192 --> 00:12:07,325
<i>And finally,</i>

279
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:10,128
<i>an encounter of the third type,</i>

280
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,730
<i>physical contact
with a member of the canine species.</i>

281
00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:17,201
Hello, I would like to talk
with the veterinarian.

282
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,437
I was hoping you would have
one or two dogs

283
00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:22,707
under anesthesia that I could
approach and caress.

284
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,275
Of course, I'm patient.

285
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:26,277
Who are you talking to?

286
00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:28,412
at the veterinary clinic
of Medford.

287
00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:30,148
For what ?

288
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:31,883
I'm trying to overcome
my fear of dogs

289
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,285
before it affects
our family more.

290
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,921
Honey, you don't have to worry
of how it affects us.

291
00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:39,757
Grandma got hit in the face
Because of me.

292
00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:43,761
No, it wasn't because of you,
and for info,

293
00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:45,930
your granny gets hit in the face
all the time.

294
00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:47,465
I always think
that I need to take

295
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,200
a sort of positive measure.

296
00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:52,370
It's a shame.

297
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:56,307
And a little sweet one
who has just died of old age?

298
00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:58,042
That's enough.

299
00:12:58,077 --> 00:13:00,478
Excuse me.

300
00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:09,487
It is written here in Mark 12.31

301
00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:10,888
that "You will love your neighbor

302
00:13:10,923 --> 00:13:12,957
like yourself."

303
00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:15,960
Who would like to try to guess
what does that mean? Missy?

304
00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:18,729
That means you have to be kind
with our neighbors.

305
00:13:18,764 --> 00:13:19,864
That's okay.

306
00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:22,166
But the rest
can go to hell.

307
00:13:22,201 --> 00:13:24,602
We don't use that language here.

308
00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:27,205
And if you think about it,
in this world,

309
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:31,008
with all means of transport,
everyone is your neighbor.

310
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,011
How do we love
our neighbors

311
00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:35,947
when our mothers hate each other?

312
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,149
- Who does your mom hate?
- Your mom.

313
00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:41,352
My mom hates your mom.
The world is small.

314
00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:42,820
Wait a second.

315
00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:44,322
My mom also hates your grandmother.

316
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:45,923
Because she lost
a fight against her.

317
00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:48,960
No, she won.
She told me.

318
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,795
It's okay, we'll stop.

319
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,030
It may be difficult
to understand,

320
00:13:53,065 --> 00:13:55,032
but live a sweet Christian life

321
00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:57,669
is not always simple.

322
00:13:59,972 --> 00:14:02,774
My mom is not crazy about you
neither.

323
00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:08,312
Love your neighbor, okay?

324
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:11,082
I am more than willing
to close your eyes

325
00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:13,050
when my parishioners
don't get along.

326
00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:15,786
This kind of thing happens,
but when it becomes a problem

327
00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:18,322
for children,
so I have to intervene.

328
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,791
There is no problem,

329
00:14:20,826 --> 00:14:23,060
except that these two think
that they are better than me.

330
00:14:23,095 --> 00:14:24,395
I don't think so, I know it.

331
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:25,930
I gave your mother a good slap.

332
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:27,131
I can give you one too.

333
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,400
That's pretty big coming from someone
who hides his baldness.

334
00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:30,801
Ladies.

335
00:14:30,836 --> 00:14:32,937
Should I remind you
that we are Christians?

336
00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:35,206
In all our behavior,
our actions,

337
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:38,709
we must constantly
ask us the question:

338
00:14:38,744 --> 00:14:40,411
“What would Jesus do?”

339
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:41,712
Can I say something?

340
00:14:41,747 --> 00:14:43,080
Would Jesus say it?

341
00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:44,983
Let it go.

342
00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:48,419
<i>In my life,</i>

343
00:14:48,454 --> 00:14:52,223
<i>I have often been accused
to be a coward,</i>

344
00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:55,460
<i>and most of the time,
these accusations were correct.</i>

345
00:14:57,296 --> 00:15:01,265
<i>But there were times
where I showed courage.</i>

346
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:04,302
<i>This is one of them.</i>

347
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,747
Please be a good dog.

348
00:15:16,782 --> 00:15:18,983
Please.

349
00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:21,852
Often, when we don't like
someone,

350
00:15:21,887 --> 00:15:24,088
what happens
we see something in them

351
00:15:24,123 --> 00:15:25,856
that we don't like about us.

352
00:15:25,891 --> 00:15:27,258
What do you say?

353
00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:29,393
Really ?
Is it so hard to understand?

354
00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:31,829
I say,

355
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:34,131
that you surely have
more in common than you think.

356
00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:36,400
Don't tell them
that their child is “special”.

357
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:39,037
She doesn't like it.

358
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:45,209
Let's go.

359
00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:49,447
Pet the dog.

360
00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:07,498
I'm getting there.

361
00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:10,234
I pet a dog.

362
00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:13,304
I overcame my phobia.

363
00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:16,974
You are a good dog.

364
00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:21,946
I apologize
for the mean things I said to you.

365
00:16:23,949 --> 00:16:25,483
Me too.

366
00:16:26,952 --> 00:16:27,985
Connie?

367
00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:29,787
Yes ?

368
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,922
Nothing to add?

369
00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:34,492
Not particularly.

370
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,227
Mom.

371
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,766
I apologize for what I said.

372
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:45,370
and for what happened
at the bowling alley.

373
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:49,073
Me too.

374
00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:51,942
Hold.

375
00:16:51,977 --> 00:16:53,978
I think it comes from your skull.

376
00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:00,351
He let me go!

377
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:02,086
The dog licked his tongue!

378
00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:03,954
I still have the taste!

379
00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:07,158
Call for help!

380
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:10,294
I think Jesus
should go check it out.

381
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,867
How are you, baby?

382
00:17:16,902 --> 00:17:20,438
That's okay, but we're going to need
no more Listerine.

383
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:26,844
I'm proud of him for trying
to overcome this damn phobia.

384
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,379
You should tell him.

385
00:17:28,414 --> 00:17:31,215
I would
if he leaves this bathroom.

386
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:34,852
I don't understand
why Sheldon is so attracted to this dog.

387
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,253
No idea.

388
00:17:36,288 --> 00:17:38,456
Is its owner in prison?

389
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:41,025
I wonder what kind
it's about guys.

390
00:18:04,316 --> 00:18:07,084
It's a mystery.

391
00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:09,921
I guess we'll never know.

392
00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:16,327
My darling.

393
00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:19,330
I bought you something
to help you

394
00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:21,465
to overcome your fear of animals.

395
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,434
A tranquilizer gun?

396
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:26,037
A fish.

397
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,575
For what ?

398
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:34,578
I thought you could start
small then go in stages.

399
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:38,048
Look, he's quite cute.

400
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:42,553
He doesn't even care
of my presence. I like him.

401
00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:44,622
What are you going to call it?

402
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,323
Fish.

403
00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:47,525
Fish ?

404
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,994
I'm not ready to get attached.

405
00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:53,063
Fish are pretty boring.

406
00:18:53,098 --> 00:18:55,266
I know, isn't it great?

407
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,600
But you can't even pet them.

408
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:59,937
Maybe so.

409
00:19:01,407 --> 00:19:02,506
Baby, what's happening?

410
00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:06,210
I tried to pet Fish!
It's so gooey!

411
00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:08,479
It's a fish.

412
00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:12,082
I put my finger on the surface
from the aquarium, I touched it

413
00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:13,150
and he bit me.

414
00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:15,019
I'm sure he didn't bite you.

415
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:16,153
I can't breathe.

416
00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:19,957
His fish blood mixes
to my human blood.

417
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,560
Maybe he was just trying
to give you a kiss.

418
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:25,229
No. He hates me.
I never want to see him again.

419
00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:26,564
You are ridiculous.

420
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,399
Fish like that
do not bite.

421
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:32,002
Look at. See? It is harmless.

422
00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:34,038
You bastard!

423
00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:35,406
Dad killed my fish!

424
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:38,509
It's going to be okay.

425
00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:40,545
Just put it back
in the jar.

426
00:20:43,148 --> 00:22:35,812
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