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An analogy directly compares
two things,
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using the words
“like” or “of.”
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“I slept like a baby.”
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“I’m as hungry as a wolf.”
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"Your love is like
bad medicine."
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Exactly.
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It's from Bon Jovi.
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Her hair is amazing.
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Let's continue.
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The metaphors are different
analogies.
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People call me a germophobe,
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but I find only one
acceptable sneezing.
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It may be due to dust
or allergies...
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Or, any source of nasal irritation
that you like.
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Néanmoins...
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during flu season...
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a second sneeze
is a sign of epidemic,
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and it’s every man for himself.
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Where do you think you're going?
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Far from you.
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Why is that?
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I want to live.
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I'm not sick.
Return to your place.
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No, thank you.
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You know the rules.
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You can't leave without a word.
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Can I have a word?
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No, you can't.
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Now go back to your seat.
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Rules are the pillars
of society.
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I like rules.
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But what interest
for a dead man?
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Excuse me.
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Do I look like I'm getting sick?
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You look a little pale.
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Well, that's normal.
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I understand that Sheldon
either an exceptional child,
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but when he
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deliberately disobeys
to a teacher,
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we can't let it go.
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We couldn't agree more.
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What kind of punishment?
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Mary, in a case like this,
a few days of glue.
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Really ?
This seems a bit harsh.
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Being stuck is nothing.
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My principal was kicking my butt
with a cricket bat.
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It speaks to me.
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Those were the good old days!
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I still have mine.
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Ol' Spanky.
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She has a good handle.
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The equipment manager
Astros did this to me.
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These little holes...
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reduce air resistance.
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Clever.
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But nowadays it is necessary
a consent form
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to hit children.
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Where is the world going?
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You should use it
when Georgie acts up.
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You never thought about convincing him
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with a piece of wood.
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Was a time
where this thing gave me tennis elbow.
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Come on, Sheldon, come on...
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Where did he go?
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This way.
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What are you doing, little one?
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Enjoy. These are, by far,
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the two minutes
the sportiest of my life.
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It's not funny.
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Let's see.
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Sheldon stuck... It's super funny.
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I think it will do him good.
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He must understand
that he is not special.
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But he is special.
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You know what I mean.
He can't
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get out of class
when he wants it.
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He was afraid of catching a cold.
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This is a legitimate concern.
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And now he risks
to be attacked
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by a room full of thugs.
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He's not going to get attacked.
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Half a dozen children
do their homework
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while a teacher
monitors them.
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Although we could give
a few dollars to Sheldon
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so that it can be bought
some protection.
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It's not a bad idea.
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What are you doing ?
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Nothing.
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Is this chewing tobacco?
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It's Bazooka chocolate.
What do you want ?
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I have a glue tomorrow,
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and I thought you could
give me some advice.
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It was pretty badass
when you left the class.
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That wasn't my intention
for being a bad "a" word, but thank you.
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The only thing
that you have to make in glue
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it’s staying next to the teacher.
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If he leaves the room, you follow him.
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For what ?
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Because you're going to make yourself
kick the “c” word.
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You mean
that I will be in danger?
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They're the worst kids in school
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in a room for an hour.
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What will happen
according to you?
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I thought we would take advantage of it
to regret our actions
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and think about what we could
do to improve.
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Well you were wrong.
Go away.
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You are both evil
and kind to me.
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It's disturbing.
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Je dois m'y prendre mal.
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Have you ever been in glue?
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But I take the school bus.
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Et c'est pas la joie.
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It looks like a psychiatric hospital
rolling.
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It's a good comparison.
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THANKS.
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See you tomorrow.
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I hope.
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Je viens pour la colle.
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Where is the teacher?
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Not there yet.
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J'ai trois dollars.
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Don't hesitate to share
with the others.
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Would you like a sheet?
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I have some in my schoolbag.
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It's there if you change your mind.
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You know how it works,
the losers.
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One hour, we don't talk,
no ruckus.
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Hello, Mr. Givens.
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Why are you here?
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I didn't want to catch
a cold from Mrs. MacElroy,
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so I left the room
without permission.
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Something is happening.
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I had a little sore throat.
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It's time to go.
Nice to have met you.
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What are you doing ?
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Have you ever heard of
the fight or flight response?
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It's the escape.
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We're laughing less now, huh?
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How long is he excluded?
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A week.
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And it goes in his school record.
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It doesn't matter.
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There were lots of things
in my school records.
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That didn't stop me from becoming
bartender for eight years.
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I think the real problem
It's his phobia of germs.
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You don't want
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that it transforms
in Howard Hughes.
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Let him grow his nails.
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Let him urinate in a jar.
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Why would he urinate?
in a jar?
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I don't know why
he urinated in a jar,
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I just know he did it.
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I hate to say that,
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but I think we need help.
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Like what ?
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We could
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take him to this nice doctor
who calmed him down
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when he was convinced of having
an enlarged prostate?
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Sheldon only calmed down
when the doctor told him
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what is happening
during a prostate exam.
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Poor guy.
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He still talks about it.
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Thank you for having us, doctor.
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You are welcome.
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What's happening to you today,
Sheldon?
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Rickets? Rage?
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Early onset of menopause?
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Is he making a joke?
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I believe.
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It's funny.
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Sheldon is not sick,
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but he is very afraid of catching
a cold
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or the flu.
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Symptoms...
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Runny nose, body aches,
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sore throat, fever?
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If you catch a cold,
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or even the flu, it's not
the end of the world.
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The flu was the end of the world
for half a million Americans
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during the epidemic of 1918.
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- Is that true?
- In India,
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there were 17 million deaths.
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I think we're getting off topic.
Doctor,
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Sheldon is afraid to go to school
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because he could
be exposed
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to some kind of bacteria or virus.
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So he has a phobia?
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It's not a phobia
if the danger is real.
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You are a doctor,
you should know that.
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You have nothing to fear.
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Even if you get the flu,
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it's usually cured
in a week.
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Why do we listen to advice?
medical conditions of a man who smokes?
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I have patients
who are really sick.
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We should conclude.
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How do you manage not to be
sick all the time?
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I take precautions.
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I wash my hands,
I wear gloves and a mask.
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Mom, how did it go?
your day?
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Are we ignoring this?
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Too beautiful.
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What is happening?
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I don't feel very well.
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Biological hazard!
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Silly.
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In the news,
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an early flu season
is currently hitting the country.
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Doctors say that the strain,
from China,
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is particularly virulent.
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Children and the elderly
are the most exposed.
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Why are you standing?
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We're all going to die!
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Regarding livestock...
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It's not funny!
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I know, honey.
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But you have to understand
that sometimes
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the news says these things
to scare people.
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Well it works!
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Come here.
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I know you don't believe it,
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but I'm going to do it anyway.
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Lord, I pray that my son
Sheldon
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be protected from all these diseases,
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and stay healthy
and safe,
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and protect him from head to toe,
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inside and out.
Amen.
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You're right.
I don't believe it.
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But it did me good.
THANKS.
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In the Bible it is called
a protective cover.
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Why are you smiling?
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You have to see
your mask, darling.
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We have to go to school,
and not Sheldon?
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- It's not fair.
- Of course it is.
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Sheldon loves school
and can't go.
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You hate school
and you have to go. Just.
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He must
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spend your day
to do chores.
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He can't stay here
to play with his trains.
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Put him to work.
Happy parenting, Dad.
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I'm happy
that you approve of.
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Of course.
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Where are you going?
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I will give a list
of chores to Sheldon.
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Do you really follow my advice?
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Gosh.
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You were supposed to do it.
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I'm proud of you, George.
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The door is closed.
Can you open it?
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What is he doing?
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What are you doing ?
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I made a real blanket
protection against microbes.
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Honey, you can't stay here.
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I have a fridge, a sleeping bag,
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and everything I need
to do something other than Lego.
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What is this Halloween costume?
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In case of breach.
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Stay there.
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That's my plan.
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Just when you think
that it will stop,
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he does something else.
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It's ridiculous.
I'm going to take it off.
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No, you can't stop
a phobia.
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What do we do?
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He can't live in there.
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In fact, yes, he can.
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It has a fridge and a sleeping bag.
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And he can still do
his needs in the sink.
269
00:13:45,206 --> 00:13:48,447
I will take
children at school.
270
00:13:48,450 --> 00:13:50,835
I'm sure it will be released
when you come back.
271
00:13:50,836 --> 00:13:53,229
I don't see how you can
think that, but okay.
272
00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:54,377
Mom ?
273
00:13:54,380 --> 00:13:55,523
Yes, Shelly.
274
00:13:55,526 --> 00:13:56,682
Can you close the door?
275
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I have to use the sink.
276
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-Tammy Cook?
- Here.
277
00:14:07,126 --> 00:14:08,456
- Georgie Cooper?
278
00:14:08,457 --> 00:14:09,785
Here.
279
00:14:09,786 --> 00:14:12,285
- Sheldon Cooper?
- Absent.
280
00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:13,694
Where is your brother?
281
00:14:13,697 --> 00:14:14,765
At home.
282
00:14:14,768 --> 00:14:15,815
Is he okay?
283
00:14:15,818 --> 00:14:16,955
Yeah, he's just...
284
00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:20,919
It actually doesn't smell good
for him.
285
00:14:20,922 --> 00:14:22,631
Maybe he won't come back.
286
00:14:22,634 --> 00:14:24,079
It's horrible.
287
00:14:24,082 --> 00:14:25,415
I know.
288
00:14:25,416 --> 00:14:27,625
I love it so much.
289
00:14:27,626 --> 00:14:31,625
If something happened to him,
I wouldn't know what to do.
290
00:14:39,666 --> 00:14:41,432
If I may,
291
00:14:41,435 --> 00:14:44,626
- what is your long term plan?
- I do calculations
292
00:14:44,629 --> 00:14:46,192
to transform the garage
293
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into an autonomous ecosystem.
294
00:14:48,422 --> 00:14:51,376
- And what does that mean exactly?
- I just need
295
00:14:51,379 --> 00:14:54,285
sun and seeds to cultivate
unlimited food
296
00:14:54,286 --> 00:14:56,544
that I will fertilize
with my own excrement.
297
00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:58,864
It's getting better and better.
298
00:14:58,867 --> 00:15:01,118
If you don't plan to help,
come home.
299
00:15:01,121 --> 00:15:02,710
It's not a show.
300
00:15:02,713 --> 00:15:04,630
It's there
that I don't agree.
301
00:15:06,148 --> 00:15:08,517
Please come out.
302
00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:10,073
I can't.
303
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,785
Come on. I'm your mom.
304
00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:13,375
Do it for your mom.
305
00:15:15,788 --> 00:15:17,283
But I'm your mom.
306
00:15:17,286 --> 00:15:19,285
You're killing me.
307
00:15:22,207 --> 00:15:23,415
“I’m your mom.”
308
00:15:23,416 --> 00:15:27,747
I think the saddest
that's just how sad it is.
309
00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:29,879
Can we do something?
310
00:15:29,882 --> 00:15:31,881
I don't know.
311
00:15:31,884 --> 00:15:33,673
A hug might help.
312
00:15:33,676 --> 00:15:35,278
Of course.
313
00:15:36,809 --> 00:15:38,398
What's wrong
with you two?
314
00:15:38,401 --> 00:15:39,901
You don't care
of my brother?
315
00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:54,283
That's enough. I've had enough
of this nonsense.
316
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:56,495
If you don't go out, I'll come in!
317
00:15:56,496 --> 00:15:58,755
One, two,
318
00:15:58,758 --> 00:15:59,778
three.
319
00:15:59,781 --> 00:16:01,299
Infraction !
320
00:16:01,302 --> 00:16:03,021
You come here right away!
321
00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:14,381
You can't run away from me forever.
322
00:16:14,384 --> 00:16:17,291
I don't have to do this forever.
Just until you get tired of it.
323
00:16:18,438 --> 00:16:20,057
I'm coming, I'm going to look
my camcorder.
324
00:16:20,060 --> 00:16:21,399
Don't catch it
before I come back.
325
00:16:21,402 --> 00:16:22,769
It's not a joke!
326
00:16:22,772 --> 00:16:24,561
Come here!
327
00:16:28,332 --> 00:16:29,625
Come here.
328
00:16:29,626 --> 00:16:32,353
Sheldon Lee Cooper, come here.
329
00:16:32,356 --> 00:16:33,785
NOW.
330
00:16:33,786 --> 00:16:36,716
I'm going to pee on myself.
331
00:16:36,719 --> 00:16:39,375
You come here!
Sheldon Lee Cooper!
332
00:16:45,126 --> 00:16:47,875
Look at this.
333
00:16:47,878 --> 00:16:50,283
Saint Mary
who drinks alcohol.
334
00:16:50,286 --> 00:16:53,075
God saw what happened.
He understands.
335
00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:57,067
You allow me to try
to catch Bip Bip?
336
00:16:57,070 --> 00:16:58,949
What are you going to do
What I can't do?
337
00:16:58,952 --> 00:17:00,531
A little trick I learned
338
00:17:00,534 --> 00:17:02,919
trying to get out
prairie dogs from a hole.
339
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:05,693
Of course we get rid of
of their head with a golf club.
340
00:17:05,696 --> 00:17:08,285
I'm not going to do that to Sheldon.
341
00:17:11,036 --> 00:17:13,625
My darling,
342
00:17:13,626 --> 00:17:17,125
I have a little gift for you.
343
00:17:17,126 --> 00:17:19,125
Chocolate chips?
344
00:17:19,126 --> 00:17:21,760
Just out of the oven.
345
00:17:21,763 --> 00:17:23,864
GOOD. That means
that they are sterile.
346
00:17:25,376 --> 00:17:28,245
Why don't you come
take some?
347
00:17:28,246 --> 00:17:30,335
I can't do this.
348
00:17:30,336 --> 00:17:32,028
You know what?
349
00:17:32,031 --> 00:17:34,625
I'll leave them there,
350
00:17:34,626 --> 00:17:37,915
that way you can go out and
take it whenever you want.
351
00:17:37,916 --> 00:17:40,963
What do you think?
I will leave them
352
00:17:40,966 --> 00:17:43,239
right here.
353
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:51,166
Come on !
354
00:17:53,496 --> 00:17:55,245
Listen to me, little one.
355
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:58,536
You are full of things.
356
00:17:58,539 --> 00:18:02,161
You are cute, smart,
hygienic.
357
00:18:05,630 --> 00:18:08,125
But first of all...
358
00:18:08,126 --> 00:18:11,567
you're a Texan.
359
00:18:11,570 --> 00:18:12,960
And ?
360
00:18:12,963 --> 00:18:14,388
And the Texans
361
00:18:14,391 --> 00:18:16,890
are not afraid of anything!
362
00:18:16,893 --> 00:18:19,413
Rattlesnakes,
Native Americans,
363
00:18:19,416 --> 00:18:21,403
the Mexican army.
364
00:18:23,334 --> 00:18:28,623
Do you think Sam Houston
was afraid of a little cold?
365
00:18:29,956 --> 00:18:31,915
Jim Bowie?
366
00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:36,915
Sissy Spacek?
367
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,535
I guess not?
368
00:18:38,536 --> 00:18:41,119
You are right,
because they are Texans
369
00:18:41,122 --> 00:18:42,665
from head to toe.
370
00:18:42,666 --> 00:18:45,060
Now I want you to stop
to hide in this plastic,
371
00:18:45,063 --> 00:18:46,746
and I want you to get out of there and
372
00:18:46,749 --> 00:18:50,114
that you eat your cookies
out like a man!
373
00:18:50,117 --> 00:18:51,770
Like a Texan!
374
00:19:13,211 --> 00:19:15,210
I'm impressed.
375
00:19:15,213 --> 00:19:16,455
Me too.
376
00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:19,330
I thought I lost it
to Sissy Spacek.
377
00:19:26,134 --> 00:19:27,593
As you can see,
378
00:19:27,596 --> 00:19:31,115
my grandmother succeeded
to bring me back into the world
379
00:19:31,118 --> 00:19:35,103
remembering
my brave Texas ancestors.
380
00:19:35,106 --> 00:19:37,485
Their blood flowed through my veins.
381
00:19:37,488 --> 00:19:41,157
I was a real son
from the Lone Star State.
382
00:19:41,158 --> 00:19:43,237
Although it is
of a real son
383
00:19:43,238 --> 00:19:46,037
with an immune system
incredibly fragile.
384
00:19:46,038 --> 00:19:49,657
I woke up the next day
with a temperature of 38 degrees
385
00:19:49,658 --> 00:19:52,236
and the head filled with mucus.
386
00:19:52,239 --> 00:19:56,377
However, there was
a glimmer of hope.
387
00:19:56,378 --> 00:20:00,967
Soft Kitty, warm Kitty
388
00:20:00,970 --> 00:20:03,506
Little ball of fur
389
00:20:03,509 --> 00:20:07,967
Happy Kitty, sleepy Kitty
390
00:20:07,968 --> 00:20:10,397
Purr, purr, purr.
391
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,257
Chante encore, maman.
392
00:20:12,258 --> 00:20:13,547
D'abord, mouche-toi.
393
00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:19,608
Soft Kitty, warm Kitty
394
00:20:19,611 --> 00:20:22,694
Little ball of fur
395
00:20:22,697 --> 00:20:26,928
Happy Kitty, sleepy Kitty
396
00:20:26,931 --> 00:20:29,358
Purr, purr, purr.
397
00:20:30,728 --> 00:20:35,447
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